*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* One of Them Ones

Summary

Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits
Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW One of Them Ones
Release Date: August 8, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Throwing Fits, hosts Brad and Inda E Cigaretta dive into their usual blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid conversations as they navigate the complexities of adulthood and the current social landscape. Titled "SUBSTACK PREVIEW One of Them Ones," the episode offers listeners a glimpse into the dynamic chemistry between the hosts, punctuated by their unique perspectives and playful banter.

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Linguistic Banter and Scandinavian Humorous Insights (01:08 - 02:34)

The episode kicks off with Brad, Inda, and guest Mason Moore engaging in a lighthearted discussion about accents and cultural nuances. Brad attempts a Danish accent, leading to humorous exchanges about linguistic missteps and cultural stereotypes.

• Brad [01:11]: "Fits DK yeah that's how you say for our linguists at home they know that I said Sigs inside..."

• Inda E Cigaretta [01:23]: "You sound like German kinda. It plays. It plays."

The conversation shifts to Scandinavian countries, with Inda speculating about Berlin Fashion Week feeling the pressure from Copenhagen, sparking a playful debate about the distinct characteristics of Scandinavian nations.

• Inda E Cigaretta [01:46]: "I heard some relax rumblings and grumblings that maybe Berlin Fashion week is feeling the pressure from Copenhagen which we'll get into."

Brad and Inda humorously dissect the identities of Finns, Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians, blending factual observations with comedic exaggerations.

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Announcement: Shift to Friday Releases (02:34 - 02:53)

Brad announces a schedule change for their "Boys Only" episodes, moving the release day from Tuesday to Friday to better align with their content themes.

• Brad [02:34]: "Today’s Friday, Boys only episodes will now be coming out on Fridays. We’ve moved them from Tuesdays to Fridays."

• Inda E Cigaretta [02:34]: "Absolutely better for the groms."

This change aims to enhance listener engagement by aligning episode content with the weekend vibe.

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Fit Check Segment: Showcasing Style (03:11 - 09:34)

One of the episode's highlights is the "Fit Check" segment, where Brad and Inda share and discuss their current outfits, brands, and personal styles. This segment not only showcases their fashion choices but also serves as a platform for humorous commentary.

• Inda E Cigaretta [03:12]: "I am wearing Gucci sleds on the dogs. My socks are socks with three S's. The jeans, the MF pen..."

• Brad [03:21]: "These are the reunion derby. The event derby is like the gang green foot, square toe."

The hosts delve into detailed descriptions of their attire, touching on brands like Gucci, MF Pen, and Mildred Best Barber Shop. They laugh over matching details and the quirky aspects of their clothing, adding a personal touch to their discussion.

• Inda E Cigaretta [04:13]: "We're both waiting exactly the same color."

The segment also includes playful banter about their grooming habits and accessories, highlighting their camaraderie and shared sense of humor.

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Travel Tales: Bachelor Party in Asheville (09:31 - 10:45)

Brad recounts his recent bachelor party trip to Asheville, North Carolina, providing listeners with an entertaining narrative filled with anecdotes and experiences.

• Brad [09:34]: "We stayed in this ridiculous house that was made for bachelor and bachelorette parties. It's like a man cave with crazy Taxi Arcade."

He describes the house's unique features, including a glam room and neon signs, painting a vivid picture of the festivities.

• Inda E Cigaretta [10:24]: "Neon signs that say, like, you know, crack one. Oh, crack open a cold one."

Brad also shares mishaps from the trip, such as forgetting his preferred water bottle, which adds a relatable and humorous element to his story.

• Brad [08:49]: "I left my main water bottle, my clean Cantina hydro flask on the plane coming back from the bachelor party."

The exchange between Brad and Inda underscores the unpredictable nature of travel and the importance of camaraderie in overcoming such challenges.

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Flight Booking Fiasco (10:57 - 11:43)

Inda opens up about a recent frustrating experience with booking a flight, highlighting the complexities and stress associated with travel planning.

• Inda E Cigaretta [11:02]: "You say you'll never join the Navy, that living on a submarine would be too hard..."

• Brad [11:13]: "Last time you booked a flight for yourself?"

Inda discusses the difficulties of independently managing travel arrangements, contrasting it with past experiences where travel planning was more straightforward.

• Inda E Cigaretta [11:30]: "Normally it is like someone is presenting me with. This is what we're booking."

The conversation touches on the challenges of modern travel logistics, resonating with listeners who have faced similar hurdles.

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Notable Quotes

• Brad [01:11]: "Fits DK yeah that's how you say for our linguists at home they know that I said Sigs inside..."

• Inda E Cigaretta [02:34]: "Absolutely better for the groms."

• Inda E Cigaretta [04:13]: "We're both waiting exactly the same color."

• Brad [09:34]: "We stayed in this ridiculous house that was made for bachelor and bachelorette parties."

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Conclusion

In this engaging episode of Throwing Fits, Brad and Inda E Cigaretta deliver their trademark blend of humor, insightful conversations, and relatable stories. From linguistic jokes and fashion insights to travel mishaps and personal anecdotes, the hosts create a vibrant and entertaining narrative that keeps listeners hooked from start to finish. Whether you're a regular follower or a newcomer, this episode offers a comprehensive look into the dynamic world of Throwing Fits, making it a must-listen for those seeking both laughs and camaraderie.

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Transcript

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[Inda E Cigaretta]

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[Brad]

Fits DK yeah that's how you say for our linguists at home they know that I said Sigs inside Lawrence Lawn dirt bag James Harris books that snuffs Paula.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You sound like German kinda. It plays. It plays.

[Brad]

I did. I was around some Danes and was doing a Danish accent like bro, you're just doing German. You're just. You're just doing Hitler.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Is that more. That's more offensive probably.

[Brad]

Probably.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah. Damn dude.

[Brad]

No we sound like this.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

What's. What are the Danes Sing of the Germans.

[Brad]

Please go. I don't know.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I heard some relax rumblings and grumblings that maybe Berlin Fashion week is feeling the pressure from Copenhagen which we'll get into. I mean it's fucking sick here but yeah I didn't know if there's some.

[Brad]

Because you know there's the cold war industry gossip. What's that bro?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Because he knows there's a Scandinavian Cold War Danes vs Swedes vs Finns vs Norwegians.

[Brad]

Fins are not scandy.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

What are they?

[Brad]

They're more. They're just weirdos who invented Nokia and sching.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

They invented saunas.

[Brad]

They're huge sauna culture. I mean, huge sauna culture across Scandinavia, but I think Finland's number one. But they're more like weirdo Russians.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

What am. What? Oh, true. What am I missing?

[Brad]

What?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Scandinavian. What did I miss?

[Brad]

Only three.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Really? Yeah, right.

[Brad]

Okay.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Learn something new every day, folks. Really appreciate Copenhagen, Denmark.

[Brad]

Really appreciating our guests here. Our host here rather. Wait, what was I going to say? Oh, real quick, just in case people aren't aware, because today's Friday, Boys only episodes will now be coming out on Fridays. We've moved them from Tuesdays to. To Fridays. It just, I don't know, seemingly fits better with, like, having to talk about.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Absolutely better for the groms.

[Brad]

Absolutely better for the groms. Yep. Nice way to start the weekend. But yeah, Boys only episodes now release on Fridays. Sorry for any confusion. Back to regularly scheduled programming, which is Boys only episodes on Fridays.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Happy Friday. That was efficient, dude.

[Brad]

Okay, let's do a fit check.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

All right, I'll start. I am wearing Gucci sleds on the dogs. My socks are socks with three S's. The jeans, the MF pen. Throwing fits. Collab jeans from the years escaping me.

[Brad]

But it was the first time that 2022.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Maybe that was the. The first time we did our suite of collaborations with Mr. Poor.

[Brad]

What the fuck was this?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Oh, you want to see the backpack?

[Brad]

20, 20, 22. You've never seen 74 pieces. We did a lot. No, I've never seen it. All right. Because I don't own these jeans that I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That I. That patch exists on. That's Larry's back. Larry's flat back. Reverse cheeked up. That's a. That's what a Daniel sandwich looks like.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Just a flat open face.

[Brad]

Store board.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I got that.

[Brad]

Open face ass.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Store board is the episode title. Open face ass. Maybe. I love traveling, dude. All right. Sorry, you were saying?

[Brad]

Nothing. Just my jeans have the same patch.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

We're both waiting exactly the same color.

[Brad]

Gushing over how much we love that detail, not realizing that we were talking about the same detail.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah, Banger.

[Brad]

Just.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Again, something for the wearer.

[Brad]

Exactly.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Unless I, you know, you're tucked in and you're showing open face ass. In my case, Lacoste Polo. No jewelry on. Because we're in the hotel. We're in your room. We're in my room.

[Brad]

You're not sharing a room. No.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Though, yo, you've. I guess you were the one who told me this because you're like, you've been to Scandinavia more than me. The two comforters, bro.

[Brad]

It's. Well, yeah, it's.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

When you're here, when you're staying in a queen size bed alone, it is weird to have the two comforters. But if I was here with my wife. My wife, I. Dude, it's great.

[Brad]

I agree. You know, it's even better separate beds.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah, that is true.

[Brad]

Let's be honest.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

That's how some Maggies are. That's how grandma Michael and grandpa Lawrence did it.

[Brad]

Oh, well.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

A different generation. That's for a different reason.

[Brad]

Because your grandma's a gay man.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

That is not true.

[Brad]

Right? Transgender man.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Not true either.

[Brad]

Transgender woman.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Not true either. My boxers boxer briefs are supreme. Hanes and I am sipping on a hydro flask full of Copenhagen's finest. Straight from the canal. I don't know.

[Brad]

Apparently best tap water in the world.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

No way.

[Brad]

According to chat gbt, one of the best.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Hold on, let me do a little sip. Ski.

[Brad]

Yeah. Number one. Number one.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Nah, I'm liking. Maybe I'm biased. New York.

[Brad]

Yeah, well, New York's got the good lead, baby. Yeah, the. The runoff from all your wet ass wipes.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I want it to be harder.

[Brad]

Pause.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

This is like the water is a little too soft for my palate.

[Brad]

New York water is a tint of a dude wipes. And all the icebergs or fatbergs that you guys are.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I forgot to travel with my wet wipes.

[Brad]

Oh. How's your butt doing?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Not great. Let's map out this week's amazing destinations and travel tips.

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[Inda E Cigaretta]

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[Brad]

Yeah, that. Why do you think I cracked these windows, bro?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Stop. Come on, bro. Come on. Don't. That's not. That's not the case. It doesn't stink in here.

[Brad]

There is a. Oh, come on, dude.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Fuck you.

[Brad]

It's just. It's just a dude living in a room for three days. That's all it is.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

That's funk.

[Brad]

You see how I fucking cleaned this.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Up for the pod? Made it look nice. I'm sure your shit looks like a fucking bomb went off as per usual.

[Brad]

No, it's a hotel. I got housekeeping.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You didn't go on airplane mode. That's what you used to do, remember? It was insane to me. You would put a do not disturb for the whole duration of your trip.

[Brad]

Not the whole duration. It's just. I don't want to come back to. Because I'm in and out. I'm in and out. I don't want to like have to come back. And they're like, sorry, your room's not ready for another like 45 minutes. And that's true. Off again.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Okay, that's my fit check. What about you, Jim?

[Brad]

Okay. On the feats are the brand new. What are these called? The MF Pen event derbies.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

No, dude. Looking good, bro.

[Brad]

These are.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I like that last a lot.

[Brad]

These are the reunion derby.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Reunion.

[Brad]

The reunion derby. The event derby is the like the gang green foot, square toe. Like you don't have any toes. Just you kick a field goal.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Right, right, right.

[Brad]

Loving them. Really comfortable. Nice shaded dark chocolate brown. The socks are bumba socks. The jeans also MF Pen. Pen had to put on for our hosts. Shirt is Mildred Best barber shop.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You know it, dude. Hair. Haircut by mild. Got my. Got a little shape up before I left.

[Brad]

Nice. Also haircut by Mild. The full zip quilt. Corduroy is also pen.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

This is a new pickup.

[Brad]

This is new.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Damn, that's some nice cord, bro. Yeah, that's a wider whale.

[Brad]

They didn't laser the like.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

They didn't saute. Flambe the corduroy.

[Brad]

Charred corn.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Well done.

[Brad]

Pick this. Vintage Paris Jill Saunder Haynes boxer, sipping on a nalge of Denmark's finest.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Does it say NASA on it? I noticed this the other day.

[Brad]

Yeah, it's not mine. I'm borrowing it.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Wait, wait, you're borrowing a Nalgene? You don't have Analgene?

[Brad]

I left my main water bottle, my clean Cantina hydro flask on the plane coming back from the bachelor party that I was at. Oh, I just like. I put it under the armrest. I just Forgot.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Damn, bro. So you had that up at home and you're like, I need to borrow a Nalgene.

[Brad]

Yeah. Because then one day that's. Where do you buy a Nalgene? Where would you buy.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Like, where would you buy dot com?

[Brad]

No, but if you. If you have one day to buy it.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

No rei.

[Brad]

You think I'm going to go to Fudgeing Soho to pick up a clean canteen?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

A target, right? I don't know.

[Brad]

Do they go to Atlantic Terminal to pick up canteen?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You could have probably bought one in the airport maybe, but whatever. Okay, I. I see what you're doing there. Are we talking about your bachelor party at all?

[Brad]

It was. We could. I don't know. It's. I mean, there's not really much to report.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Hear about the. Because seeing the crib on you, your Instagram and DJI privileges, it was ridiculous. The house itself, like, was it booked intentionally as, like a joke? Because.

[Brad]

No, no, no. So we're. It was the only house big enough. We were staying. We went to Asheville, North Carolina. Shout out all the ash. All the ashy homies. So hope you guys get better from the hurricane. She is up still, dude.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

For real.

[Brad]

But fun little city. Just, you know, a lot of little safe queer spaces.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Okay.

[Brad]

A lot of fun. Pretty young and. Yeah, we stayed in this ridiculous house that was like, made for bachelor and bachelorette parties. It's like a man cave with like crazy taxi Arcade.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yo, did you guys game? Yeah, dude. Crazy Taxi is awesome.

[Brad]

Crazy, actually. So much fun. It's so much fun. That's awesome, dude. What else? There's a. There's a glam room, a get ready with me room.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Every room is an instagrammable moment. And it's themed, right? Basically, yeah.

[Brad]

But there's neon signs that say, like, you know, crack one. Oh, crack open a cold one.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Hell yeah. That's.

[Brad]

Saturdays are for the bachelor.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You guys just showed up and you're like, okay, we're. This is it. Like, you had no idea what you're walking.

[Brad]

I mean, we kind of knew. Like, there's photos of it and. But it was like, it was the only one that had like, enough bedrooms.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Right? That is unreal.

[Brad]

I just sleep on an air mattress. It sucked.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Oh, sorry about that.

[Brad]

I last want to get there. Yeah. Air mattress for two nights. One night at home. Red eye flight, but brutal. Great red eye flight, which we'll get into. What did what? Okay, let's get into the me potatoes. You came to copen a day early.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah, my flight was not awesome.

[Brad]

No, you okay, bro? My brother in Christ.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

You booked the flight. I made the sandwich. I hand up. That's on me. Okay. And everyone in my personal life reminded me how stupid I was. But here's the thing, right? Just generally in your mind, when's the.

[Brad]

Last time you booked a flight for yourself?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

I.

[Brad]

Okay, I'm not independent of me being like, yo, this is. These are the fights we should get. And then you buying it. But when the last time you planned one out.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Okay, fair not. I don't do that often. Normally it is like someone is presenting me with. This is what we're booking.

[Brad]

Like when you went to Austin for.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

The battle, I booked that myself. That's just Delta. That's easy.

[Brad]

But they were like, yo, this, this.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah, this is the. This is what the crew is taking and I hope.

[Brad]

Okay, okay. So I'm saying like completely independent.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Okay, I up.

[Brad]

It's been a while, right?

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah, it's been a minute.

[Brad]

Used to fucking call the guy. Used to call. Travel agent.

[Inda E Cigaretta]

Yeah.

[Brad]

All right.

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