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We are joined by one half of one of the 101 podcasts that changed the way we listen. Lawrence Schlossman and myself. The other half of one of the 101 podcasts that changed the way we listen. James Harris. Welcome to the weekly run of the boys. Yes, this is real. With today's full episode Only available on.
Lawrence Schlossman
Www.Throwing fits.com we are part of the pantheon.
James Harris
Before we get into J Crew posting AI Sloppily dobbly.
Lawrence Schlossman
Shame on you.
James Harris
Stumbling into a player's box of the US Open. And now everything is performative. Let's get into a fit check.
Lawrence Schlossman
Okay.
James Harris
What are you wearing?
Lawrence Schlossman
Lawrence, welcome back, bro. We are in the studio on the mics. I am wearing Clark's wallabies on the feats, man. Reese's socks. Vintage Levi silver tab jeans. The belt is maximum Henry. The beater is Hanes. The shirt is an old throwing fits cut and sew.
James Harris
An oldie but a Goldie Classic second ever shirt. Yeah, right.
Lawrence Schlossman
Second. First.
James Harris
First.
Lawrence Schlossman
First ever shirt.
James Harris
The overshirt.
Lawrence Schlossman
I think this was the. This was the maiden voyage.
James Harris
Yeah. Pre tariffs.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. It really matches so well with the J Crew vans. But I just couldn't bring myself to.
James Harris
When you posted those. Was that. Did you tag it? AI generated or no, I was the.
Lawrence Schlossman
Artist so I didn't have to tag it. I was the one who created artist. I created that. That pov top down, yo.
James Harris
I was just inspired to like put on the vans with some jeans masterpiece.
Lawrence Schlossman
The. The. The saddest part about this whole thing. And we'll get into it. This fiasco is that I. I do like the sneaker.
James Harris
The feet Asko. Feet are ass, bro. Okay. Moving on to the panties.
Lawrence Schlossman
Moving. The panties are skims. Moving on up. The hat is a. And after that homage to a little movie called Heat.
James Harris
What's. Maybe what is.
Lawrence Schlossman
It's about. It's about a crew. And this crew. They're good.
James Harris
Oh, yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
Rolly on the wrist.
James Harris
One last job.
Lawrence Schlossman
That. Nope, that's not one last video. Every heist movie does have a one last job.
James Harris
I'm putting together a crew window. Can I just see? How can I just say this guy.
Lawrence Schlossman
You've never seen Heat, right?
James Harris
Of course I've seen Heat.
Lawrence Schlossman
Okay.
James Harris
I'm going to out myself as a fucking whatever. People want to think about me when I watch the Val Kilmer, like, reloading the rifle that, like, they now teach it, like West Point or whatever. Yeah. I'm like, is that. Is that that good? Like, I can't tell. Is that really like that? Like, is that how you retreat?
Lawrence Schlossman
John Wick did it better.
James Harris
No, not even that, bro.
Lawrence Schlossman
You just think that it's not smooth.
James Harris
Well, what's the movie with Angelina Jolie where she makes the bullets? Spit. That's sick.
Lawrence Schlossman
Wanted.
James Harris
Yeah. And James McAvoy or whatever.
Lawrence Schlossman
Chad, is this real? Bending bullets. Yeah, you could do that for sure.
James Harris
Bend it like Angelina.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. The documentary wanted with James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman and Angeline Jolie. Right. Rolling on the red wedding ring on the finger. Wife and the pinky chrome on the other hand. James, what do you wear?
James Harris
What are you sipping on, bro?
Lawrence Schlossman
Oh, just Lower east side hydro flask full of Lower east sides finest. I'm retiring the Celsius.
James Harris
Why? Your heart. You have a heart arrhythmia?
Lawrence Schlossman
I think I might. I don't want to get into it because it's too real. I need to go to the doctor. I just. I just know that I have my blood pressure needs. I need to. I need to get my blood pressure under control. And I'm just like the Celsius shit. And if I'm doing, I got to pick, right? Nicotine or Celsius, and I'm choosing.
James Harris
That's funny because I'm glad you picking nicotine because they got you a little present from Greece, bro. Oh, great catch. Great catch.
Lawrence Schlossman
Right.
James Harris
I got you the bags with the.
Lawrence Schlossman
Z. Arctic freeze, 24 milligram. The best is that on this milligram, this easy to read circular diagram. There's still two more slots to make this stronger.
James Harris
So.
Lawrence Schlossman
What? See how it's four out of six.
James Harris
Oh, I could have gotten you the 36 milligram, maybe sent you to an early grave.
Lawrence Schlossman
Jesus.
James Harris
An. Sorry, an earlier grave.
Lawrence Schlossman
I would do one of these for the bit. I just might throw up. No.
James Harris
What are those right now?
Lawrence Schlossman
So six and a half.
James Harris
But six and a half is, like, low.
Lawrence Schlossman
No, it's like, it's. It's literally two out of four in terms of like an American scale.
James Harris
This is.
Lawrence Schlossman
This in Europe. This is for children.
James Harris
When you start running on fumes with the current six and a half, pop in a 22 for.
Lawrence Schlossman
I mean, I just.
James Harris
Should we just.
Lawrence Schlossman
Let's just do a little smell test. This is. This is going to be so strong.
James Harris
I do love also that it's just called bags, because now you don't.
Lawrence Schlossman
I mean, it smells good.
James Harris
It's grease. Grease. There's a hair in here. Ew, dude.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it'll. I'll put it in for. I'll put in for like five minutes, but then it's gonna need to come out because it's gonna hurt.
James Harris
Really? Are you.
Lawrence Schlossman
I was doing a sexual innuendo. No. Yeah. Well, this is 1,000% going to Singe my gums. I'll do it when this is. When this fall. When this. When this falls off and the nicotine.
James Harris
Is out, I'll switch over.
Lawrence Schlossman
But yeah, I'm gonna do. I'm doing no Celsius.
James Harris
And now you don't even have to call the guy because you got bags already. They're fucking gonna juice you up.
Lawrence Schlossman
Thank you for this fucking canister of just juiced bags, dude. Let's map out this week's amazing destinations and travel tips.
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Lawrence Schlossman
That's not the itinerary we're following.
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Lawrence Schlossman
Bon voyage.
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Lawrence Schlossman
Nick. Yo, even it says like, so obviously the branding is bags, but then it's just like 22 premium nicotine bags with a Z again. They're like really leaning into it in Greece. Do they think that's how we spell bags in English maybe?
James Harris
No, I think it's a cool branding thing.
Lawrence Schlossman
Super. Like, like boys only.
James Harris
Yeah. The 89 year old Nona at the, at the cigarette stand was very like. It took me a minute to like be like, no, no, no. Bat.
Lawrence Schlossman
No, no. Well, first of all, Nona's Italian.
James Harris
Whatever.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah, okay. Thank you so much. Dude, this will be a disaster in, I don't know, T minus 15 minutes.
James Harris
I didn't know if 22 was like. Because what do you normally do?
Lawrence Schlossman
20. First of all, it's 24.
James Harris
Okay. Damn.
Lawrence Schlossman
What do I normally do? I, I like to, I like.
James Harris
What's the highest you've seen in person?
Lawrence Schlossman
The highest, the most I've done was when we were in Milan. I was, I was chewing on 15 milligrams. 16 milligram bags. Yeah. And I, it made me feel like absolute dog. This is considerably more milligrams.
James Harris
If you don't want them, give them back to me because I have friends that'll definitely.
Lawrence Schlossman
I mean, how about this?
James Harris
Want to hit that bag?
Lawrence Schlossman
I'll, I'll, I'll do. I'll pop a bag on Pod. I'll throw up for everyone. And then you're gonna give them to Chris.
James Harris
We're gonna come back next week and be like, I need more. No more bags. Oh look, I booked a one way ticket to Greece.
Lawrence Schlossman
He dipped into a bag and look at that. His whole life is falling apart. He's addicted. Shocker. Okay, what did you wear? Thank you so much.
James Harris
I'm glad that that's will be the first time that's happened. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay. I'm wearing my newest premium. Hey dudes. From echoslada and Echo Collective collected with K's.
Lawrence Schlossman
Are those mules?
James Harris
What is this? Yeah, Echo Collective. You know it? Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's from the, the big ass brand Echo, which I don't know where they're from.
Lawrence Schlossman
It's like, it's just a Euro trash brand.
James Harris
Where's.
Lawrence Schlossman
They're like the, they're like the Euro trash final boss Echo. I. I mean they have stores in like American malls and it's like hot. It's like high end Euro trash company.
James Harris
They're Danish. Oh, really? They honestly put out some kind of shit. I'm not gonna lie.
Lawrence Schlossman
Well, with the way that footwear trends are now, I think that if you got like, mainline Echoes, which I don't. Again, I don't think they're cheap. I think it's like a quality product that, you know, is comfort.
James Harris
They were stored in Soho and. And Blake had a. A magazine by release party there. And I was looking around, I was like, what the.
Lawrence Schlossman
Well, the New York flagship probably has a whole wall of the collective, right?
James Harris
I don't think so. I don't think so. Collective stuff is. Okay. So collective, it's a. I guess like a. A little sub business within the Echo Danish umbrella that they partner up with, like, smaller brands.
Lawrence Schlossman
No, Kiko's done it for sure.
James Harris
Kiko. Kiko has done it. I think Kiko's, like, maybe more involved, like a higher level than just like a collaborator. And they provide a lot of, I think, the materials. And then also, I'm sure re other resources to just like, get collaborative shoes out there. They did Bianca Saunders and I. And I had some Bianca Saunders, like, nurse ass loafers. Like, Moon shoes.
Lawrence Schlossman
Were they white?
James Harris
They were like. They were like, the color of, like, jizz.
Lawrence Schlossman
The full. The phlebotomy twos.
James Harris
Yeah. And I was like, these are sick. And I wore them zero times.
Lawrence Schlossman
Where do you still have them or do you get rid of them at a bazaar or something?
James Harris
I think I still have them. Okay. But. But these are. I mean, these were flow. And I was like, I. And I don't know. They're so comfortable too.
Lawrence Schlossman
They are 1000% UN dudes with a little bit of heft. I always get camper and Ekko confused. Maybe Kiko was at camp. He was.
James Harris
Kiko was a. Kiko is. Or was a camper for sure.
Lawrence Schlossman
Okay. Either way.
James Harris
Ekko Collective with a K. With 2Ks only 2 not.
Lawrence Schlossman
They're missing the crucial one. Thank God.
James Harris
In this regard. Yeah. Jesus.
Lawrence Schlossman
Maybe crucial is the wrong word.
James Harris
Yeah, it is. The socks are from Amazon. The denim is from mf. MF Penham. That's what I'm calling them.
Lawrence Schlossman
That's not bad.
James Harris
MF Penn. Shout out the Danish homies. The shirt. The T shirt is literary sport. Oh, it's a performance tea. You know, because my whole life is a performance. Because I'm just performative out here.
Lawrence Schlossman
You're an athlete.
James Harris
Yeah, everything. Yo. When you're as performative as we are, everything is performance wear.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. Let me hit the hem. Oh, that's like fully stretched.
James Harris
That's a gym, but it's like a merino. So it's not like. Yeah, it's not like a super synthetic natural fibers. Yeah, sort of like self clean, breathable. But again, when your size cleans when you're as. It's like wool.
Lawrence Schlossman
But. But the pit, you got to still wash it, right?
James Harris
Oh, I'm gonna watch. I'm just saying, like the super synthetic stuff will like trap body smell like a, you know, what's his name?
Lawrence Schlossman
Danish bag?
James Harris
No. What's the guy? Steven Glanberg.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. Who's eating Lunchbox.
James Harris
But when you're as performative as we are, everything's performative. Where performance wear the borrowed shirt is our legacy. The Iowan. Check.
Lawrence Schlossman
Okay.
James Harris
Dusty color wave picked up in Stockholm from Shout Out Elsa and okay, cool. The homies of the shop sound like.
Lawrence Schlossman
A folk music duo.
Episode Date: August 29, 2025
Hosts: James Harris & Lawrence Schlossman
In this Substack preview, James Harris and Lawrence Schlossman return to the studio for an off-the-cuff discussion blending their signature irreverent humor with takes on menswear, lifestyle, performativity, and personal vices. The hosts riff on everything from J. Crew’s stumble with AI-generated marketing to their latest fit checks and nicotine experiments, exposing the ever-more-performative nature of male tastes and personas in the digital era.
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| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Main show begins/Introductions | 01:00 | | J.Crew AI mention | 01:22–01:27 | | Movie/fashion banter (Heat, fit check) | 01:34–03:15 | | Energy drink health chat / Nicotine gifts | 04:03–06:04 | | “Bags” branding & Euro discussion | 07:04–08:14 | | James’ fit rundown & Euro footwear culture | 08:27–10:57 | | Performance wear/philosophical note | 10:57–11:50 |
This episode is a classic example of Throwing Fits’ blend of insider menswear talk, lifestyle confessions, and sardonic humor about cultural trends. Whether deconstructing the performance of everyday masculinity or breaking down sneaker and shirt histories, James and Lawrence keep things refreshingly unserious, even as they touch upon issues (health, marketing, self-image) that are deeply current. If you’re interested in where fashion, vice, and the modern male ego collide, this is a lively, memorable taste.