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James Harris
Throw gang. We are joined by his K. Moving silence like knitwear. Lawrence Lossem and myself, the paper thin prince, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running at the.
Lawrence Lossem
Boys with today's full episode on Bill 1 www.ThrowingFits.com.
James Harris
Before we get into sipping martinis with Stanley Tucci and Usher, Accidental Bronson. Lawrence getting fat, shamed by a celebrity and copying Jeffrey Epstein's closet, let's get into a fit check.
Lawrence Lossem
Okay, James, today I'm wearing second layer boots. Manresa socks, our legacy digiprint third cut denim. Is that the.
James Harris
The trompe L?
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah. Is that how it's pronounced?
James Harris
What?
Lawrence Lossem
Trump?
James Harris
Yeah. Yeah. Speak French. What is that French for It's painted to look like something that it isn't like.
Lawrence Lossem
I understand. That's the. That's what it translates to. That's what I'm asking.
James Harris
What's the literal translation?
Lawrence Lossem
Yes.
James Harris
Well, first I gotta figure out how to spell the trouble.
Lawrence Lossem
There's an apostrophe somewhere.
James Harris
Deceives the eye.
Lawrence Lossem
Donald Trump.
James Harris
You. I deceiver.
Lawrence Lossem
He's dead. Okay. You learn something new every day, folks. The underwear? No. Why would I do that?
James Harris
I don't know, man. I think you're. You're having a rough one.
Lawrence Lossem
PM I did fucking blast a dart. I found. I found a lucid.
James Harris
You.
Lawrence Lossem
Big night.
James Harris
Blasted one of the two bathrooms that I very much avoided. Okay. What do you. What do you. What do you.
Lawrence Lossem
I didn't take A poop.
James Harris
Really? What are you doing in there?
Lawrence Lossem
Just getting myself together. The polo is colbo. It is a 50 Polo. 52 cotton, 48 silk.
James Harris
Nice.
Lawrence Lossem
Great Polo. They had a small talk.
James Harris
No beater.
Lawrence Lossem
No beater.
James Harris
Nice. It's.
Lawrence Lossem
You know what it is. Like this in the shade. I'm dressed perfectly in the sun. Not so much the beater. I was like, that's just gonna make me hotter.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
And I'm not really sweating, so no beater. Shades are.
James Harris
What's the hat? What's the hat?
Lawrence Lossem
I said small talk. You can.
James Harris
I can read it. Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
Shades are thistles. I got a little dirty water.
James Harris
Yeah. Just one. If Larry's sipping the dirty. You know, last night was a mess.
Lawrence Lossem
It was a Netflix original, bro. It's Fashion Week. Are we gonna talk about Fashion Week at all?
James Harris
It's fashion life, bro. My whole week is fashion. My whole life is Fashion Week.
Lawrence Lossem
I was impressed to see you out.
James Harris
Why?
Lawrence Lossem
Because I feel like you avoid that kind of stuff.
James Harris
Supporting my friends.
Lawrence Lossem
Are we gonna talk about that?
James Harris
The high SOB Relaunch and Noah Johnson being putting together the greatest magazine of all time. His words. His. His words. Yeah, we'll talk about.
Lawrence Lossem
I had some constructive criticism for him.
James Harris
Cool.
Lawrence Lossem
But we.
James Harris
I mean, no, no. Let's finish the fit check. Or your drink check. You're drinking a dirty water.
Lawrence Lossem
The underwear is Hill City RIP Like Charlie Kirk. The Zinn is violet licorice. And I think that's everything. And I gotta get some water here. Lower east side's finest. Stay hydrated, folks.
James Harris
All right. I'm wearing my King unknown. Our legacy. I think they're called a cab slipper. They do have a classical heel. But we're going sport.
Lawrence Lossem
Oh, they do.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
That's cool. Drop the top.
James Harris
Now we're going sport. Mode. The socks are a random brand from Amazon. There we go. The jeans are vintage Gap.
Lawrence Lossem
Really?
James Harris
I'm on the cat's eye shit, bro.
Lawrence Lossem
I love them, dude.
James Harris
My milk dick bring.
Lawrence Lossem
Gnarly.
James Harris
They're like.
Lawrence Lossem
They're hot.
James Harris
There's like nine of them and they're all hot. You know, like it's mixed. It's not AI, but it's like a completely man made girl band.
Lawrence Lossem
Aren't all of them man made?
James Harris
Yeah, I guess so. What's his name? Scooter braun.
Lawrence Lossem
Okay.
James Harris
And Mr. Bang, I think is his name. I'm pretty sure it's Chairman Bang. He's like the head of like, K Pop.
Lawrence Lossem
Wait, his name is Bang?
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
Is that Korean for something? Like TR Is French.
James Harris
Or something like Bong John.
Lawrence Lossem
John who?
James Harris
No, I don't know who invented.
Lawrence Lossem
I know. Friend of the show. Umberto Leon is their creative director.
James Harris
That's right.
Lawrence Lossem
They are awesome. I love that. It's. Aren't they the first ever mixed race K pop girl band?
James Harris
Well, they're America. They're all like quote unquote American or they're not. Yeah, they were like, all right. Yeah, like a South Asian. We need East Asian. We need a Latina. We need like a white girl. We need a black girl. Like, that's kind of how Scooter Braun and I'm genius. Pretty sure this guy goes by Chairman Bang. Is name is Bangy Hook. The chairman of Hybe.
Lawrence Lossem
Chairman of the Bang, bro. I love that.
James Harris
Chairman Bang. Yeah. They put it together there and they had like a. It was all a audition process. Was it show just like solicited applications like TV show all over the world. That. That was the TV show. And in that show is like. Okay, now you are like the group.
Lawrence Lossem
They nailed it. I love them. I'm not like a big K pop guy, but K pop Demon Hunters is Fire, by the way, that rocked. Of the best movies of the year, in my opinion. But they are cat's eye. I'm. I'm a fan. I'm on the Gap ad. No, dude, I was rocking out to Gnarly before all y' all jumped on the bandwagon with the dances in the Gap ad. What year are they from? These?
James Harris
I'm not sure. I seen the 90s. The cut is wide. No, the cut is.
Lawrence Lossem
Let me see. Stand up. Do a twirl for daddy.
James Harris
Can you read this label?
Lawrence Lossem
Maybe.
James Harris
Let's see what is like the cut.
Lawrence Lossem
Say it doesn't. Hold on. Yeah, it's Gap. Relaxed fit.
James Harris
Relaxed fit.
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah.
James Harris
I have wide, which are like legit from Gap. Yeah, yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
Gap is having a moment, bro. Shout out Calvin.
James Harris
Yeah, shout out Calvin. Shout out all the homies at Gap. Shout out the Gap Malbin Golf collaboration.
Lawrence Lossem
No.
James Harris
Or whatever.
Lawrence Lossem
No, no.
James Harris
I co to the tournament for.
Lawrence Lossem
That has nothing to do with me. No shout outs for me.
James Harris
Okay. Yeah. Vintage Captain is gas and really cheap on ebay. Really cheap. Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
I don't think anyone wants it. Right?
James Harris
Get out. Get on. Buy low. Buy low. Get on the train now.
Lawrence Lossem
Relax.
James Harris
Fit the shirt. Also vintage, weirdly is the far side. It's paper thin. It's a paper thin key.
Lawrence Lossem
Can you explain this?
James Harris
Which I guess is like. So I ran into our guy cutie pie Sam Copple at the Literary Sport Pop up. Which, if you're in New York, go hit that. If you're. If you either are into running or want to be convinced to get into running or being active or being in shape, go to the literary sport. Pop up. It's fire.
Lawrence Lossem
Isn't there a tea named after you?
James Harris
It's just the James tea. It's not named after, oh, the James, But I do.
Lawrence Lossem
But you wear it.
James Harris
Own it. Yeah. And I wore it to. I played tennis in it for two and a half hours and it stood up. Merino wool, cotton blend.
Lawrence Lossem
Can I complain about something real quick?
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
You know, Antonio at 18 east, names close after, like, all the homies, like G and trousers or whatever. Why don't we have anything named after us?
James Harris
Well, we got that with 4s.
Lawrence Lossem
We did. Maybe only you did.
James Harris
No, you. There is a Lawrence cargo trouser, and I think they offered to you. And he said, no, thank you.
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah, I'm gonna need to take my name off the cargo trousers, Angelo. Well, I know Antonio listens. I would love something named after me. I'm just gonna say it right now, publicly.
James Harris
Okay.
Lawrence Lossem
Just complaining a little bit.
James Harris
Why don't we. Why don't. Let's just make this all about you. Let's just do that. You shout out, take 18 east and make it about me.
Lawrence Lossem
If you can shout out your golf, I can shout out my complain.
James Harris
I shout out gap, bro.
Lawrence Lossem
You shout out malin, bro. They ain't paying you now.
James Harris
Yeah, that's true. Okay, I redacted shout out. It's a one time. They got a one time shout out. It was a one time bag. One time shout out.
Lawrence Lossem
Redacted shout outs.
James Harris
What else? The sunglasses are our legacy.
Lawrence Lossem
Paper thin. You didn't explain.
James Harris
Oh, sorry. So Sam, Cutie pie, Sam Copple.
Lawrence Lossem
And image.
James Harris
And image was like, yeah, so I mean, he wears shredded T shirts all the time. And he's like, yes. You know, I was like, you know, doing my dime square rounds. And these, like, kids came up to me and they're like, bro, where'd you get the paper thin tea? And he's like. He's like, it's just like, vintage, like. But they're like, any first, I think these, like, tick tock kids said paper thin so many times. Like, why do you keep saying paper thin?
Lawrence Lossem
That's the truth.
James Harris
That's now, like the search term people use on ebay. Depop, grill, whatever for the paper thin. Like, it's so, like. It is so, like, worn down that it's almost like heathered, which I I have a few vintages like that. And I don't really know if I like the heathered look of it.
Lawrence Lossem
I like a heavier tea, personally. Paper thin for me, does not. Does not jive.
James Harris
Oh, because it.
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah.
James Harris
Puffy nipples.
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah. We don't want that. We don't. We don't want that. We don't want that. Heavy teeth. Beefy Haynes. Beefy. So paper thin is the thing.
James Harris
Would you ever get a boob job?
Lawrence Lossem
You know, it's funny. I was getting served. Honestly.
James Harris
Fake tits.
Lawrence Lossem
No, no, no. The surgery that. The Puffifies the nipples. What is it called? Gyno or something?
James Harris
I don't. Gyno is vaginal, I believe.
Lawrence Lossem
Hold on. Puffy. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. Yeah. I think I. I would want it, but, like, I don't know what the recovery is, like, you know? And I don't want to do that. Oh, here you go.
James Harris
What's it called?
Lawrence Lossem
Look at that.
James Harris
Don't read it.
Lawrence Lossem
I don't know how to pronounce that. Giant come Asia surgery. Yeah, I need that.
James Harris
You have a hormonal imbalance.
Lawrence Lossem
Maybe. I think it's genetic. And I think a lot of Jews, maybe Ashkenazi Jews have them, and not.
James Harris
In this political climate, buddy.
Lawrence Lossem
And I've seen guys you, like, wear. You have to wear, like, some type of. You get the surgery outpatient and you wear, like, a girdle or something.
James Harris
Three months until you're cleared for all activity. Like, what? Well, four to six weeks, you return to more normal exercise. We don't do that. Anyway, so, like, it's for gym bros.
Lawrence Lossem
That, like, work out really hard, Right? And that's the one thing stopping them from having the perfect physique, right? Fluffy nips for three weeks.
James Harris
You can't work out chest, so you would. Yeah, that'd be tough.
Lawrence Lossem
Why are we talking about this?
James Harris
I don't know. Paper thin teas, anyway. Paper thin. Wearing that. Paper thin. Far side.
Lawrence Lossem
Midvale School of the Gifted.
James Harris
What?
Lawrence Lossem
Midvale School of the Gifted. I have that, too. We both have this.
James Harris
Yeah. Port Tanger, our legacy shade. Sipping on a dp, A Tobo chico and a hydro flask of L side's finest.
Lawrence Lossem
Yo. You're back on dps?
James Harris
Well, I was running a little late. I didn't want to go all the way to the coffee shop. Oh. So I just went to the bodega right here.
Lawrence Lossem
Is it hitting diffy?
James Harris
It feels good.
Lawrence Lossem
Yeah.
James Harris
Feels good.
Lawrence Lossem
You missed it.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossem
It's like the dart, though. The dart made me feel worse.
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Date: September 12, 2025
Hosts: James Harris and Lawrence Lossem
In this Substack preview episode, James and Lawrence kick off with their signature blend of irreverence and insider fashion banter. The duo navigates "male zeitgeist" topics including Fashion Week, the resurgence of vintage Gap denim, the peculiarities of paper-thin vintage tees, and the quirks of niche plastic-surgery algorithms, peppered with playful self-deprecation and competitiveness. Seasoned with shouts and gripes about brands and friends, this episode encapsulates the authentic Throwing Fits energy.
Begins: 01:17
Lawrence’s Fit:
James’s Fit:
Notable banter over the definition and usage of "paper thin" when describing vintage tees, and why heavy-weight T-shirts are preferable if you have, as they put it, "puffy nipples."
Timestamp: 03:04
James’ perspective: “My whole week is fashion. My whole life is Fashion Week.”
(03:04)
Both discuss stepping out for events, supporting industry friends like Noah Johnson at the High SOB Relaunch.
Begins: 04:06
Timestamp: 05:53
Begins: 06:36
"Paper thin" now a keyword on secondhand marketplaces, thanks to TikTok trends and NYC scenes like Dimes Square.
James: “Kids came up to [Sam Copple] and they're like, bro, where'd you get the paper thin tee? …That's now, like, the search term people use…” (08:27)
Lawrence on his preference: “I like a heavier tee, personally. Paper thin for me, does not jive.” (08:43)
Begins: 08:55
Begins: 07:09 & 07:46
Sprinkled throughout
On Fashion & Lifestyle:
“It's fashion life, bro. My whole week is fashion. My whole life is Fashion Week.”
— James Harris (03:04)
On the Paper Thin Tee Trend:
“That's now, like the search term people use on ebay… for the paper thin, like it's so worn down that it's almost, like, heathered.”
— James Harris (08:27)
On Heavy vs. Thin Tees:
“I like a heavier tee, personally. Paper thin for me does not jive.”
— Lawrence Lossem (08:43)
On Brand Recognition:
“I would love something named after me. I'm just gonna say it right now, publicly.”
— Lawrence Lossem (07:26)
Friendly Roasting:
“Why don't we…Let's just make this all about you. Let's just do that. You shout out, take 18 east, and make it about me.”
— James Harris (07:36)
Playful, fashion-nerdy, self-aware, and unapologetically male. The duo riff with the kind of insidery humor and honesty that fans expect, balancing hot takes with nostalgia, and never missing a chance to roast themselves or each other.