*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* Sweaty Little Piggies

Summary

Throwing Fits Podcast Summary

Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW Sweaty Little Piggies
Release Date: June 24, 2025
Hosts: Ricky Crochet, Lawrence Losser, Mint, and James Harris
Podcast Description: Two grown dirtbags just tryna navigate the male zeitgeist. If you have any money you want to give us or any constructive criticism you'd like us to 360 degree tomahawk slam dunk into the trash can please email us: [e-mail].

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Introduction

In the "Sweaty Little Piggies" episode of Throwing Fits, hosts Ricky Crochet, Lawrence Losser, Mint, and James Harris dive into a candid and humorous discussion centered around their upcoming trip to Paris. The episode blends light-hearted banter about personal style, packing strategies, lifestyle habits, and navigating a foreign city, all while maintaining the podcast's signature irreverent tone.

1. Fit Check and Style Choices

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in a fit check, evaluating each other's outfits in the context of the sweltering weather they are experiencing. Lawrence details his attire designed to combat the heat, emphasizing functionality and comfort.

• Lawrence Losser:
  "The very breathable knit polo is from Uncle Pearl. This is being test driven on a terrible sweltering day to see if it's going to work for when I go on vacation after Paris."
  [01:42]

Ricky playfully critiques Lawrence's outfit, highlighting trends and brand preferences that resonate with popular culture.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "The crochet polo. I feel like it's a very Love island core now. It's very Fiji core. Very Villa core."
  [02:13]

Their exchange underscores the hosts' focus on blending style with practicality, ensuring they remain comfortable during their travels.

2. Packing Strategies for Paris

Transitioning from style, the hosts delve into their packing strategies for the Paris trip. Ricky humorously admits to overpacking, bringing six pairs of sunglasses, while Lawrence takes a more measured approach.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "I'm doing six pairs, baby."
  [06:12]

• Lawrence Losser:
  "But I'm again, vacation after. I thought it was four."
  [06:05]

The conversation highlights the balance between preparedness and practicality, with Ricky's overpacking met by Lawrence's efficient planning. They discuss the logistics of managing multiple outfits and accessories, ensuring they have what they need without excessive baggage.

3. Lifestyle Habits and Personal Choices

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to lifestyle habits, particularly smoking. Lawrence shares his efforts to moderate his smoking habits during the trip, opting to bring a limited supply of zins.

• Lawrence Losser:
  "I have basically quit smoking for Zins, I don't enjoy Sigs as much. So I don't think I'm gonna be smoking at a clip that, like, maybe you or people that know me are used to."
  [07:22]

Ricky discusses his own approach to smoking, emphasizing minimalism and practicality.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "I don't think smell bad. I don't own ankle socks. And look how many holes are in this."
  [04:26]

Their honest dialogue about personal habits adds a relatable dimension to the podcast, allowing listeners to connect with the hosts on a more personal level.

4. Navigating Paris: Transportation Tips

The hosts offer insights into navigating Paris, debating the merits of using bikes versus public transportation. Lawrence expresses reservations about biking without proper gear, while Ricky advocates for utilizing bikes as an efficient means of travel.

• Lawrence Losser:
  "This sounds like you're setting me up to go to jail."
  [11:15]

• Ricky Crochet:
  "You just follow somebody. You just shadow a Parisian and just go in with them."
  [11:08]

Their discussion touches on practical tips for visitors, including fare evasion humorously suggested as a means to navigate the city's metro system. The hosts provide a blend of humor and practical advice, making the information both entertaining and useful.

5. Past Episodes and Upcoming Content

Reflecting on previous episodes, the hosts mention their past guests and tease upcoming content, maintaining an engaging connection with their audience.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "We're not jumping around like, two nights here, three nights there, one night there, two nights there, so it's not like when we went last summer to Pity Florence or Pity Milan, Paris back to Florence, I think."
  [08:12]

• Lawrence Losser:
  "He's sick and hilarious if you've seen him on any podcast."
  [09:21]

They reference episodes featuring unique and diverse guests, such as a Mexican rapper, thereby showcasing the podcast's eclectic content range.

6. Humorous Banter and Host Dynamics

Throughout the episode, the dynamic between the hosts is characterized by playful teasing and camaraderie. Lawrence pokes fun at Ricky's clothing choices, while Ricky responds with light-hearted jabs, creating an entertaining and engaging atmosphere.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "The man doesn't wash his clothes."
  [03:21]

• Lawrence Losser:
  "I don't sweat like a goddamn ball boy."
  [03:27]

This ongoing banter not only provides humor but also showcases the hosts' chemistry, making the podcast enjoyable for listeners.

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts finalize their preparations for the Paris trip, ensuring they have the necessary items and accommodations arranged. They discuss the advantages of their chosen Airbnb, highlighting features like multiple bathrooms and air conditioning.

• Ricky Crochet:
  "Look, we got the one Airbnb left in the center of the city that has two bathrooms each with a shower and air conditioning throughout."
  [06:22]

Their concluding remarks reinforce the themes of preparation and anticipation, setting the stage for their upcoming adventures in Paris.

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Notable Quotes Summary:

• "The very breathable knit polo is from Uncle Pearl..." — Lawrence Losser [01:42]
• "The crochet polo. I feel like it's a very Love island core now..." — Ricky Crochet [02:13]
• "I'm doing six pairs, baby." — Ricky Crochet [06:12]
• "I have basically quit smoking for Zins..." — Lawrence Losser [07:22]
• "You just follow somebody. You just shadow a Parisian..." — Ricky Crochet [11:08]
• "This sounds like you're setting me up to go to jail." — Lawrence Losser [11:15]
• "He's sick and hilarious if you've seen him on any podcast." — Lawrence Losser [09:21]
• "The man doesn't wash his clothes." — Ricky Crochet [03:21]
• "I don't sweat like a goddamn ball boy." — Lawrence Losser [03:27]

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Conclusion

"Sweaty Little Piggies" offers a blend of humor, practical advice, and personal anecdotes as the hosts gear up for their Parisian escapade. Through their engaging dialogue and relatable topics, Ricky, Lawrence, Mint, and James create an entertaining narrative that resonates with listeners who appreciate candid conversations and the occasional irreverent humor. Whether discussing fashion choices, packing dilemmas, or navigating a foreign city's transportation system, the episode provides a comprehensive and enjoyable listening experience for both regular followers and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Lawrence]

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[James]

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[Ricky]

We're here.

[James]

Service fees apply. Three orders in 14 days. Excludes restaurants.

[Ricky]

Throw gang. We are joined by Ricky Crochet, Lawrence Losser, Mint and myself. Oh, I forgot to do one. The no sock. No. James Harris.

[Lawrence]

The no sock jock.

[Ricky]

Sure. Welcome to the weekly running the boys with today's full episode only available on www.ThrowingFits.com.

[Lawrence]

My apologies to your car.

[Ricky]

Before we get into throwing fits, hitting Paris, we we trying out to be a U.S. open ball boy and love island shocking the world. Let's get into a fit check.

[Lawrence]

It is a sweltering, brutal day in the greatest city on earth. It's actually crazy that it's going to be. The weather will be better in Paris than here.

[Ricky]

If you're listening to this and you're on Tuesday. Sorry. And you're going to vote for Cuomo. Sorry, you already missed your chance to vote. Voting is closed. If you're listening to this and you're voting for our boy, Big Zoe. Stay in line. I know it's toasty out, but. Yeah. What are you wearing?

[Lawrence]

Lawrence, do your part on the feats. I have some Animal City mocks. They will be my flight footwear. I believe the socks are Manresa. The fatigues are my favorite from Jean Erica. The crocheted top, as you said, this.

[Ricky]

Easy breeze love Islander.

[Lawrence]

Really? Okay, well, the linen like Austin. The linen cotton polo. The very breathable knit polo is from Uncle Pearl. This is being test driven on a terrible sweltering day to see if it's going to work for when I go on vacation after Paris.

[Ricky]

You don't. Okay. All right.

[Lawrence]

What? What?

[Ricky]

What's the brand of this?

[Lawrence]

What's Uncle Pearl?

[Ricky]

Shout out Uncle Pearl.

[Lawrence]

R.L.

[Ricky]

We love free small brands that send Lawrence free stuff.

[Lawrence]

What about you? You too.

[Ricky]

What are you talking about?

[Lawrence]

Don't free brands send you small stuff? And we love that.

[Ricky]

I don't think I'm wearing any free stuff right now.

[Lawrence]

Small brand sending you free stuff.

[Ricky]

Not small stuff, but the crochet. The crochet polo. I feel like it's a very Love island core now. It's very Fiji core. Very Villa core.

[Lawrence]

Yeah. I mean I'm. I'm in my. I'm in my polo era. This kind of checks that box. Yeah. I've been pretty light on the nip polos. I like the. Like I said, the air flow that this provides. Especially on a day like today.

[Ricky]

Wearing a beater tucked into your pants.

[Lawrence]

How else would I do it? I'm not going to have the. Even if it was like a little nip out, I don't want to do.

[Ricky]

That saying the airflow isn't even hitting skin, brother.

[Lawrence]

It is on my. My arms.

[Ricky]

Okay. 8 inches of arms that are covered in knit.

[Lawrence]

I think. I think it will be coming with me when I.

[Ricky]

Great.

[Lawrence]

Go to Italy.

[Ricky]

You wore this on Saturday on another sweltering hot day. Do you just not washer ship between Wes.

[Lawrence]

Just deodorant. Not really. A big sweater. Pretty clean boy. And again, just. This is part of the test drive.

[Ricky]

Okay.

[Lawrence]

Just. Just double checking that this is worth the precious real estate in the. In the luggage. Right.

[Ricky]

Okay.

[Lawrence]

Thanks. Tell me how you really feel.

[Ricky]

The disgusting.

[Lawrence]

The. Thank you again. I was being facetious.

[Ricky]

The man doesn't wash his clothes.

[Lawrence]

I do wash my clothes. Gross. The clothes get washed when they need to get washed. Okay. I don't sweat like a goddamn ball boy.

[Ricky]

Yeah.

[Lawrence]

In Flushing, Queens.

[Ricky]

Like a. Like a queen's little piggy.

[Lawrence]

I am dry as a motherfucking bone. The hat is Sor. Barra's. The sunglasses are thistles. The beater is Hanes. The jaws are supreme Hanes. And I'm sipping on a hydro flask full of Lower east sides finest. James, what do you wear?

[Ricky]

The shoes are Nike women's super flies, I think. Right?

[Lawrence]

I don't know. They're your shoes.

[Ricky]

Whatever.

[Lawrence]

We love the brands, the big brands that send James women's shoes.

[Ricky]

We do. We do. We do. We do. Send me six pairs again. Please give away four of them.

[Lawrence]

You have a whole rotation, dude.

[Ricky]

Yeah. I only kept two. The socks are no socks. It's too fucking hot out.

[Lawrence]

But isn't that okay?

[Ricky]

Yeah.

[Lawrence]

When wearing no socks. Because it's so hot out. I understand that you want to limit the fabric on your dogs. Doesn't that make the shoes now smell bad or make them gross and you're losing longevity when you could wear ankle socks.

[Ricky]

I don't think smell bad. I don't own ankle socks. And look how many holes are in this.

[Lawrence]

What's.

[Ricky]

What's off flow?

[Lawrence]

That Is true. What. Wait, what are the socks that. They're not called ankle socks, but crew. Crew socks are.

[Ricky]

Crew socks.

[Lawrence]

Crew socks.

[Ricky]

So if I. Yeah, I feel it.

[Lawrence]

You can feel that.

[Ricky]

Yeah.

[Lawrence]

Clip that out, Ralph.

[Ricky]

The shorts are stussy Techla. The lightest pair of shorts I own. Those are so fire like boxers.

[Lawrence]

They are.

[Ricky]

I think they're pockets. They're a little see through.

[Lawrence]

Are they?

[Ricky]

They're like Daphne from Paige Desora desorbo. What's her name? Yeah, boxers.

[Lawrence]

Wait, can I see what color underwear do you have to wear so that they. Yes, like.

[Ricky]

Well, can you see?

[Lawrence]

No. I don't know. Let me see the back. Let me see your butt. Yeah, a little. Well, now I can. When you. When you pull them. Taught red. No, that's actually, you know what? Honestly, that's pretty good coverage.

[Ricky]

All right.

[Lawrence]

Are those coming to Paris?

[Ricky]

No, because it's not gonna be that hot like the. I already packed all my clothes, so this is one of the few pairs of shorts that I didn't bring because I'm a classic overpacker. Threw in all the.

[Lawrence]

So you overpack this time as well?

[Ricky]

Of course.

[Lawrence]

Wait, so you're going pants heavy?

[Ricky]

No, shorts heavy.

[Lawrence]

Okay, same.

[Ricky]

The shirt is our Lagache workshop in blue. The hat is Small talk Studios in the boxers are Hanes in red. Red. The sunglasses are Gianni.

[Lawrence]

How many shades are you bringing? This is where I'm.

[Ricky]

Yeah. From Pete. Vintage and sipping on a double chico twist of ass. And no jewelry because that's also packed up.

[Lawrence]

What? How many pairs of sunglasses do you pack for a week in gay per.

[Ricky]

I haven't packed sunglasses yet. Going to talk Paris. We're going to talk Paris.

[Lawrence]

Okay, sorry.

[Ricky]

Fit check. Drink check complete. Let's talk Paris.

[Lawrence]

Three. I'm bringing three for me.

[Ricky]

Okay.

[Lawrence]

Is that. Jen is like. That's unnecessary.

[Ricky]

Three.

[Lawrence]

I think. But I'm again, vacation after. I thought it was four.

[Ricky]

I'm doing. I'm doing six pairs, baby.

[Lawrence]

Six pairs of shots. That feels like one of them is going to be the. The Airbnb tax. And you're going to like maybe if you bring six. It's a lot to keep track of.

[Ricky]

Look, we got the one Airbnb left in the center of the city that has two bathrooms each with a shower and air conditioning throughout. And two bedrooms, by the way, shotty on the upstairs one.

[Lawrence]

Okay. I mean the fact.

[Ricky]

That's only fair because like you got. There's two people in your bedroom, right?

[Lawrence]

Yeah, I was going to say you're being so kind to let Jenna crash with us. Hopefully she'll make a nice little cameo on the next Boys only.

[Ricky]

Is she?

[Lawrence]

But then it won't be boys only. It'll be boys and girls.

[Ricky]

No problem.

[Lawrence]

Exclusively.

[Ricky]

We'll figure it out.

[Lawrence]

No. Yeah. The fact that you're being nice enough and letting her crash, you should get first dips.

[Ricky]

I mean, I can't say no to that.

[Lawrence]

Right. And.

[Ricky]

And if I had said no, what would that have done to, like, one the free Warby Parker that I no longer get?

[Lawrence]

Actually, you should bring that up with her when you see her.

[Ricky]

I should and I will.

[Lawrence]

That would have done nothing for me because I would have been like James.

[Ricky]

Said, you can't, you know, Sick Larry's going French mode.

[Lawrence]

No. What is that? Well, we'll talk about what that even means.

[Ricky]

What, going French mode.

[Lawrence]

Falling off of a bike while blasting a dart.

[Ricky]

Yeah. Smoking a Sage Gainsburg. Amount of cigarettes. Kissing a man. I don't know.

[Lawrence]

Well, it's. So speaking of darts, I'm looking forward to smoking. And, you know, I have the. The impunity in the past because we're in. We're on the. The continent, but it's so hot that smoking is gross. And because I basically have quit smoking for Zins, I don't enjoy Sigs as much. So I don't think I'm gonna be smoking at a clip that, like, maybe you or people that know me are used to.

[Ricky]

How many Zins are you gonna bring?

[Lawrence]

I bought four, five tins this morning.

[Ricky]

So you're good until Wednesday.

[Lawrence]

I mean, it's like I do, like, three quarters of a tin a day. So, like, I'm hoping that this will be, like, this will help me pace myself. Right. If I only have five, and you can buy velos and shit in Europe, but I'm going to try to kind of keep it to the stash that I'm bringing. But we'll see. But yeah, there might be. There might be a pack of golds in this.

[Ricky]

Look, we're in the same place for a week. We're not bop. We're not jumping around like, two nights here, three nights there, one night there, two nights there. So it's not like when we went last summer to Pity Florence or Pity Milan, Paris. Back to Florence, I think. Or back to Milan. Right. Or do we abscond?

[Lawrence]

That was after Parry. We absconded.

[Ricky]

Oh, that's right. You know, so you're not constantly unpack. Unpacking. So I'm. I'm ready to bring a Bunch of just like, spend the first day just unfurling everything and just setting up base camp.

[Lawrence]

You're going to. You're going to bomb the Airbnb like Iran.

[Ricky]

Very topical.

[Lawrence]

Yeah. It's politics.

[Ricky]

Bringing my own roll of toilet paper, for sure. We talked about this on next week's afters, which, by the way, I think we're behind the paywall. This week's guest is that Mexican ot.

[Lawrence]

My relative was kind enough to grace us with his presence when he was in town. Yeah, that will all be explained in extensive detail later this week.

[Ricky]

Yeah, didn't get that much time with him. He's a busy Mexican man.

[Lawrence]

He had yo's to yo and blunts to smoke or joints to smoke.

[Ricky]

Yeah. And H. Bay City to get back to. But, yeah, it was a, you know, little run gun quick little pod with a very fire rapper.

[Lawrence]

Yeah, we're fans. I mean, he's sick and hilarious if you've seen him on any podcast. And, you know, despite being high as hell, I think he delivered. He's. He's a joy to be around.

[Ricky]

All right, Paris, what do you. My question for you, Lawrence, are you going to get back on the literal bike, not the figurative bike?

[Lawrence]

So I wanted to remind me, do I need an app for that?

[Ricky]

Yes.

[Lawrence]

Okay.

[Ricky]

I will not be fucking opening your lime bikes for you.

[Lawrence]

So the way that I was thinking about it is that because our schedule is, like, I would call it perfect as is, and we have time between shows and appointments and parties and dinners, I kind of want to walk and get. And get my steps in, since I don't really plan on, you know, bringing the gym life with me from New York to Paris. I'm not bringing any. I don't think I'm bringing any sneakers, and I'm definitely not bringing any, like, quote unquote, gym clothes. Not going to be playing tennis with you. So I don't know if the bike is going to factor in. I'll probably get that app just to be safe because, like, based on where we are, like you said, we have a great location for the Airbnb, but there's going to be a time or two where we're going to need to get somewhere in, like, 10 minutes. And the only way to realistically do that is via bike. Right. The Ubers in Paris are a joke. You can get the taxi app, but, like, that's also a cost that seemingly could be saved if you just subway the Metro. I don't think I ever have done that. Besides, going to the airport is it easy to navigate?

[Ricky]

Yeah, extremely.

[Lawrence]

Okay.

[Ricky]

And it's insanely easy to fare evade.

[Lawrence]

Okay. Yeah, they don't. They don't have, like, cops, like, making sure that you can't hop over the gate. Well, they'll send you over. Okay. It's just glass.

[Ricky]

Yeah.

[Lawrence]

How do you fare evade, then?

[Ricky]

You just walk through like, they're not, like, fully shut.

[Lawrence]

You just follow somebody. You just shadow a Parisian and just go in with them.

[Ricky]

Yeah, just try it. Just try it. Trust me.

[Lawrence]

This sounds like you're setting me up to go to jail.

[Ricky]

No, it's. They defunded the police. It's good.

[Lawrence]

Okay, cool. Hell, yeah.

[Ricky]

Yeah.

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