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Larry
Welcome to the afters, another episode of uncut bonus content for our best friends. Behind the paywall on the sub stuckle. So we're around and getting silly. The Larry and Jimmy after a honestly honest and earnest and kind of like a little twist on what you might have expected of a podcast with Alex Hartman. Nodded dirt bag. Where we got, like, deep and even feels he a little bit.
Jimmy
Yeah. You turn in for a zig, and you're gonna get a Zach. I like it, dude. I'm into it. Well, this is. This is. This is what comes with age of maturity, you know?
Larry
Yeah.
Jimmy
And also kissing 30.
Larry
There's that. I think it's also kind of like the pendulum swinging back from, like, hyper meme culture. We're gonna get into it. Start off with a fit check, Lawrence.
Jimmy
I'm wearing our legacy camion boots. The socks are manresa. The jeans are generica. The T is Emporio Armani. Our legacy workshop. The the hoodie is a kimbo. The hat is 316. Wife.
Larry
The he's a crazy hoodie.
Jimmy
I love it, dude. It's a lot. It's a leopard.
Larry
Are you back on your, like, hype? Beast Loud, big patterns, big you.
Jimmy
I do, I do love a leopard. A cheetah. In terms of, like, loud. I do. I do love that. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I have.
Larry
Oh, that's Mr. G. Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Jimmy
What's rare?
Larry
I don't know.
Jimmy
Austin Powers.
Larry
Yeah.
Jimmy
Do I make you oni, baby? Yeah. No, I think do I. I have this. I have a loud one, and I have just a gray one. For what I want to dress like Leo and the Departed as we established. Right. Different hoodie for different woodies.
Larry
Oh, sure. For different Moody's.
Jimmy
The wedding ring. Oh, sorry. I'm rusty, too.
Larry
Wait, what's under the hoodie?
Jimmy
I said poreo, Emporio. Our legacy workshop.
Larry
Okay.
Jimmy
The cats. Oh, rare. That looks like I was just. Don't put that in the scissors. Big core rolly on the wrist. Wedding ring on the thingy. Wifey on the pinky chrome. On the other hand, a hydro flask full of Lori. Say it's finest, my Delicious, but disgusting to other people. Violet Licorice Zinn. The hat is 316weiss. The rodeo hat and the underwear are Hill City. Rest in peace. Still holding strong. Wow. Yeah. What about you, James?
Larry
How many years have you had those Hill City draws?
Jimmy
Since they. Since Calvin was there. Not mean, like. Like Calvin. What's his last name?
Larry
George.
Jimmy
Calvin George.
Larry
All right.
Jimmy
I am the Gap now or something.
Larry
Yeah, he's doing big things at the Gap.
Jimmy
I've had him for years.
Larry
Dude, that's crazy.
Jimmy
They've lasted longer than Hill City Company.
Larry
Damn. I'm wearing Meadowwood Adidas Gazelle Shout Out Clown. Cole and Dem and our fellow Gazelle gang. The socks are smart wool, which is either the brand or the material or both. Bought them for Uganda.
Jimmy
Do they track anything? Are they that smart? Are they, like.
Larry
No. Like, steps? No, they're just like. They're just like hiking. They're just like hiking socks.
Jimmy
They look comfortable.
Larry
You know, socks that have, like, different zones, different, like, wicking and.
Jimmy
Well, the row of socks that you said you gifted to one of your porters, like, when I was doing the Rex and I'm, like, looking up row of socks. There are so many panels and quadrants and zones on the socks. Is it like, blew my mind.
Larry
My guy has become the Goat Porter for sure now that he's socked up in roa.
Jimmy
Mr. Poor, huh?
Larry
No, no, no.
Jimmy
You don't remember.
Larry
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Jimmy
When you did. I think I just shit myself. Yeah. Oh, man. Back when.
Larry
We should start doing more. So we should start doing more characters or sketches.
Jimmy
Should we add a. Should we add a sketch segment brought to you by raising canes? Like Hartman said, it's like, Mr. Poor.
Larry
Someone pitches Essence, the store, but they accidentally think that they're pitching Essence, like, the Black mag. Black. The black entrepreneurial magazine.
Jimmy
Is that what it's. It's Entrepreneur?
Larry
I think so.
Jimmy
I know Corey worked there before he started working with Cowboy Carter.
Larry
I think it's about, like.
Jimmy
I thought it was lifestyle.
Larry
It's for African American woman. First published in 1970. An American Monthly lifestyle magazine covering fashion, beauty, entertainment and culture. But I think it is like, Black girl magic. Black boy magic. They got the Essence Festival. Fun.
Jimmy
What about. What's Jetma Jet magazine covered? So in the past, politics, news, entertainment for the African American community. Yeah, one of that was more for, like, guys, maybe.
Larry
Yeah, some guys, like, yo, I don't know. Never mind. That's good.
Jimmy
Where. What character?
Larry
Like, they show up to Essence, the store, and they're. They actually are pitching like Essence.
Jimmy
Oh, this is the.
Larry
But they're in like, they're talking to like Keis Frenchies being like, yo, black girl magic. I don't know some like that, you know. Okay, I'm just riffing.
Jimmy
Yeah, no, no, I was thinking of. Yo, what the is this?
Larry
What was that?
Jimmy
That's my. That's the guy who's going to think that thinks it's Essence.
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Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 3/06/25
Release Date: March 6, 2025
Hosts: Jimmy and Larry
Podcast Description: Two grown dirtbags just tryna navigate the male zeitgeist. If you have any money you want to give us or any constructive criticism you'd like us to 360 degree tomahawk slam dunk into the trash can please email us: throwingfitspod@gmail.com.
In this SUBSTACK PREVIEW episode titled "The Afters," hosts Jimmy and Larry delve into their unique blend of humor, fashion commentary, and candid discussions about navigating modern masculinity. The episode offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the hosts' personalities, their dynamic interplay, and their perspectives on contemporary culture, all delivered with their signature irreverent style.
Timestamp: 00:30 – 01:05
Larry opens the episode by welcoming listeners to "The Afters," positioning it as exclusive, uncut bonus content available on their Substack platform. He describes the show as an "honestly honest and earnest" take on podcasting, aiming to provide a twist on conventional formats. Jimmy echoes this sentiment, highlighting their evolution into a more mature and reflective phase, referencing the challenges of aging and shifting cultural landscapes.
Notable Quote:
Larry (00:30): "We got, like, deep and even feels he a little bit."
Timestamp: 01:13 – 03:33
One of the standout segments of the episode is the "fit check," where Jimmy and Larry showcase and humorously critique each other's outfits. This segment not only highlights their personal styles but also serves as a vehicle for their playful banter and camaraderie.
Notable Quotes:
Jimmy (01:13): "I'm wearing our legacy camion boots. The socks are manresa. The jeans are generica. The T is Emporio Armani."
Larry (02:19): "They've lasted longer than Hill City Company."
Notable Quotes:
Larry (03:10): "I'm wearing Meadowwood Adidas Gazelle Shout Out Clown. Cole and Dem and our fellow Gazelle gang."
Timestamp: 03:34 – 05:19
The conversation shifts towards developing new content ideas, including character sketches. The hosts brainstorm potential characters and scenarios, demonstrating their creative synergy and comedic timing.
Notable Quotes:
Jimmy (04:09): "Should we add a sketch segment brought to you by Raising Canes? Like Hartman said, it's like, Mr. Poor."
Larry (04:24): "They actually are pitching like Essence."
Timestamp: 03:46 – 04:34
Jimmy and Larry delve into discussions about various magazines targeted at the African American community, contrasting "Essence" and "Jet" magazines. They explore how these publications cater to different demographics and interests, showcasing their knowledge of media landscapes and cultural touchstones.
Notable Quotes:
Jimmy (04:34): "It's for African American women. First published in 1970. An American Monthly lifestyle magazine covering fashion, beauty, entertainment and culture."
Larry (04:27): "For African American woman. First published in 1970. An American Monthly lifestyle magazine covering fashion, beauty, entertainment and culture."
Timestamp: 05:19 – End
As the episode progresses, Jimmy and Larry hint at expanding their content offerings with more character-driven sketches and humorous segments. Their enthusiasm suggests an evolving podcast format aimed at delivering diverse and engaging content to their audience.
Notable Quote:
Larry (05:03): "We should start doing more characters or sketches."
This episode of Throwing Fits serves as a promising preview of "The Afters," showcasing Jimmy and Larry's dynamic hosting style and their potential for creating multifaceted content. From detailed fit checks to creative brainstorming, listeners can expect a blend of humor, cultural insights, and candid conversations that reflect the hosts' journey through the male zeitgeist.
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