*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 4/3/25

Summary

Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits - SUBSTACK PREVIEW The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 4/3/25

Release Date: April 3, 2025
Host/Authors: Larry and James
Podcast Title: Throwing Fits
Episode Title: SUBSTACK PREVIEW The Afters with Jimmy and Larry

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Introduction and Welcome [01:00 - 01:33]

The episode kicks off with Larry welcoming listeners to the "After's Uncut bonus content," extending a friendly greeting in French:

Larry [01:00]: "Welcome to the afters Uncut bonus content for our best friends behind the paywall. Bienvenue."

James humorously questions the French greeting, highlighting their playful dynamic:

James [01:06]: "What does that mean."

Language Skills and Educational Background [01:34 - 02:03]

Larry and James delve into their linguistic backgrounds, discussing the languages they've studied:

• Larry's Language Journey:

  Larry [01:25]: "I took it [French] for a few years in like middle school before I switched to Japanese in high school."

• James's Language Studies:

  James [01:38]: "Took Latin to prepare for the SAT in high school. Yeah, it helped me with my. The English portion or whatever."

They reflect on their retention (or lack thereof) of these languages:

James [01:53]: "I literally have retained zero Spanish."

Larry [01:58]: "Why not?"

Personal Style and Fashion Discussion [02:03 - 04:26]

The conversation shifts to fashion, with Larry and James examining their outfits and accessories in detail:

• Clothing Brands and Choices:

  James [03:08]: "Jeans are vintage Levi's 501s. The belt is Fugazi. The polo is Cobra SC. The jacket is King Kennedy."

  Larry [03:51]: "The hat is options. My sunglasses were sun buddies."

• Fashion Aesthetics:
  They discuss the Western and Californian vibes of their attire:

  James [04:22]: "We honestly are both wearing kind of like western adjacent stuff. Very American."

  Larry [04:30]: "You're giving a little like Cali vibe right now with the little Baja."

Metric vs. Imperial Units [03:11 - 03:19]

A brief yet humorous debate on measurement systems ensues:

Larry [03:08]: "No. What is it, like 2.2cm?"

James [03:15]: "2.54 centimeters in one inch."

Larry [03:29]: "I'm gonna start talking about my dick in centimeters. Yeah, sounds big."

Humorous Banter and Personal Anecdotes [04:36 - 05:41]

Larry and James engage in light-hearted jokes about personal experiences and mishaps:

• Drug Use Stories:

  Larry [04:48]: "What's the craziest thing you've ever smoked?"

  James [04:53]: "You Thick salvia."

  They recount James's intense experience with salvia:

  James [05:04]: "It's a super intense hallucinogenic trip that is intense but brief."

  James [05:38]: "I topped up the man up top."

• Funny Misunderstandings:

  Larry [05:34]: "I gave God head."

  James [05:41]: "Did the craziest trip I had on it. Everything went two dimensional and I felt like I was waving hoodie."

Cultural References and Closing Remarks [05:58 - 06:03]

As the episode nears its end, James makes a pop culture reference tying back to their earlier conversation:

James [05:58]: "When Homer smokes out on the Simpsons."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Language Retention:

  James [01:53]: "I literally have retained zero Spanish."

• Fashion Pride:

  James [03:08]: "Jeans are vintage Levi's 501s. The belt is Fugazi. The polo is Cobra SC. The jacket is King Kennedy."

• Measurement Humor:

  Larry [03:29]: "I'm gonna start talking about my dick in centimeters. Yeah, sounds big."

• Intense Experiences:

  James [05:38]: "I topped up the man up top."

Episode Highlights

1. Linguistic Journeys:
   Larry and James share their experiences with learning various languages, humorously admitting their struggles with retention.

2. Fashion Focus:
   An in-depth look at their personal style reveals their preference for vintage and Western-inspired brands, showcasing their unique aesthetic.

3. Humor and Personal Stories:
   The hosts keep the conversation lively with jokes about language mishaps, fashion choices, and personal anecdotes related to drug use.

4. Cultural Touchpoints:
   References to pop culture, such as "The Simpsons," add relatable humor for listeners familiar with these shows.

Conclusion

This episode of Throwing Fits offers a blend of personal storytelling, humor, and candid conversations between Larry and James. From discussing forgotten language skills to showcasing their distinctive fashion sense and sharing wild personal experiences, listeners are treated to an engaging and entertaining dialogue. The dynamic between the hosts ensures a lively atmosphere, making it a worthwhile listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

Additional Resources

For more content and updates, visit Throwing Fits on Substack.

Transcript

[Narrator]

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[Larry]

Welcome to the afters Uncut bonus content for our best friends behind the paywall. Bienvenue.

[James]

What does that mean.

[Larry]

On the only podcast? Damn. I used to know a lot more.

[James]

French than Do you study in school.

[Larry]

I took it for a few years in like middle school before I switched to Japanese in high school.

[James]

That's cool. They offer Japanese at your high school? They didn't do that at Mawa Public High School.

[Larry]

Well, they did it at New York Public High School.

[James]

That's tight, dude.

[Larry]

Yeah, it was sick.

[James]

City kid.

[Larry]

Yeah, bro, for real. Would you. What language did you take? Spanish.

[James]

Took Latin.

[Larry]

You took a Latin?

[James]

Yeah, to prepare for the SAT in high school. Yeah, it helped me with my. The English portion or whatever.

[Larry]

Did it. What do you score?

[James]

I got a. I did a. We talked about. It was 720. 720 split, bro. I got a 1440 and smart.

[Larry]

Speak some Latin?

[James]

No.

[Larry]

Why not?

[James]

Because I don't remember any dead language. And then I took Spanish in college.

[Larry]

Speak some Spanish.

[James]

I literally have retained zero Spanish.

[Larry]

Why?

[James]

Zero. Excuse me, zero Espanol.

[Larry]

When you're in like, when you're in a romance speaking country, it doesn't kind of come back to you?

[James]

No. I probably know more Italian, like words.

[Larry]

No, you don't.

[James]

Yeah, dude, because that's where I've spent the most time.

[Larry]

You don't remember any Spanish? That's tragic, bro.

[James]

I mean, hola. How much French do you remember? Clearly not that much.

[Larry]

I was just speaking it.

[James]

Why were you. What did you say?

[Larry]

I said, welcome to the only podcast that matters with Larry And James, you are. You are with Larry and James.

[James]

Okay, cool. Thank you.

[Larry]

All right. Fitchek. Le check. Dufy. You're.

[James]

This is the afters. After the husband's pod with Nicolas Gabar.

[Larry]

Gabal.

[James]

Gal. What a guy, dude.

[Larry]

Yeah. Legend. Wait, Fit check.

[James]

Okay. Should I just start?

[Larry]

Yeah, please. In Spanish.

[James]

In honor. In honor of our French guest. I'm wearing Lair cowboy boots. The socks are man. Risa, let me hike those.

[Larry]

Hike those jeans up. Let me see.

[James]

They're short. It's like a short. It's like a sort short, slouchy cowboy boot.

[Larry]

Okay.

[James]

Small heel. I wish the heel was bigger. It's not a husband's heel, dude.

[Larry]

No. What is it, like 2.2cm?

[James]

I don't know, dude.

[Larry]

I want to learn the metric system now.

[James]

How many. How many centimeters in an inch?

[Larry]

Tailoring is all about centimeter. Centimeter. I mean, he's like three or something.

[James]

Not wrong, dude. Tailoring is a game of centimeters. And in America, it would be a game of inches.

[Larry]

2.54 centimeters in one inch.

[James]

I'm gonna start talking about my dick in centimeters. Yeah, sounds big.

[Larry]

You got.

[James]

You got a.

[Larry]

A hard four.

[James]

Jeans are vintage Levi's 501s. The belt is Fugazi. The polo is Cobra SC. The jacket is. Yeah, is that.

[Larry]

I didn't use like a silk wool blend if it's the same one I got.

[James]

Yeah, yeah, I got the creamy. Boy, it's mad comfortable.

[Larry]

I thought it was cashy, but it's mulberry silk and wool or cotton.

[James]

Another fucking great tailoring. Branch out. Cobra sc. The jacket is King Kennedy.

[Larry]

The hat is jacket at the rug store.

[James]

The. The hat is options. My sunglasses were sun buddies.

[Larry]

I think Nikola is into pre distressed caps.

[James]

Well, he. He was called a surfer. Young surfers. Well, I mean, look at you, bro. You're looking a surfer.

[Larry]

You're giving a bit of a surfer.

[James]

We honestly are both wearing kind of like western adjacent stuff. Very American.

[Larry]

You're. You give a little like Cali vibe right now with the little Baja.

[James]

Little Baja. Little Baja drug rug rolly on the wrist wedding around the fingy way.

[Larry]

Where were you when we were getting high on our jackets? What?

[James]

Sorry, can't smoke a jacket, dude.

[Larry]

You haven't. Haven't tried.

[James]

How do you know? How do you know I haven't. I haven't tried.

[Larry]

What's the craziest thing you've ever smoked?

[James]

You Thick salvia.

[Larry]

Oh, like an actual drug?

[James]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Would it.

[James]

What? Oh, like. Like, what's the most random thing I ever Tried to smell like in like, like yo, like what?

[Larry]

Yo bro, in fourth grade we were smoking pens, not penises. Dude, that was really stupid.

[James]

Salvia was crazy. I think I've talked about it probably before, but it's just crazy drug experience cuz like it's super intense.

[Larry]

You passed out while you're pissing in a urinal?

[James]

No, no, no. It's a super. It's a super intense hallucinogenic trip that is intense but brief.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[James]

And I did it twice and one time almost drowned in the. At the Jersey shore.

[Larry]

Yeah, you suck God's dick. No, I gave God head.

[James]

I gave. I topped up the man up top.

[Larry]

I gave. Good Lord. The good Lord. That slob. That good slop. That good slop.

[James]

Did the craziest trip I had on it. Everything went two dimensional and I felt like I was waving hoodie. Yeah. Honestly. And I felt and I like was in a like a side scrolling like Super Mario style video game me. But like I was just apparently on the ground.

[Larry]

So it's like when Homer. You don't watch the Simpsons.

[James]

When Homer smokes out on the Simpsons.

[Narrator]

It's true that some things change as we get older. But if you're a woman over 40 and you're dealing with insomnia, brain fog, moodiness and weight gain, you don't have to accept it as just another part of aging. And with MITI Health, you can get help and stop pushing through it alone. The experts at MIDI understand that all these symptoms can be connected to the hormonal changes that happen around menopause. And MITI can help you feel more like yourself again. Many healthcare providers aren't trained to treat or even recognize menopause symptoms. MIDI clinicians are menopause experts. They're dedicated to providing safe, effective, FDA approved solutions for dozens of hormonal symptoms, not just hot flashes. Most importantly, they're covered by insurance. 91% of MITI patients get relief from symptoms within just two months. You deserve to feel great. Book your virtual visit today at joinmidi. Com. That's joinmidi. Com.