James (1:45)

I got a. I did a. We talked about. It was 720. 720 split, bro. I got a 1440 and smart.

Larry (1:51)

Speak some Latin?

James (1:53)

No.

Larry (1:53)

Why not?

James (1:54)

Because I don't remember any dead language. And then I took Spanish in college.

Larry (1:57)

Speak some Spanish.

James (1:58)

I literally have retained zero Spanish.

Larry (2:00)

Why?

James (2:01)

Zero. Excuse me, zero Espanol.

Larry (2:03)

When you're in like, when you're in a romance speaking country, it doesn't kind of come back to you?

James (2:07)

No. I probably know more Italian, like words.

Larry (2:11)

No, you don't.

James (2:12)

Yeah, dude, because that's where I've spent the most time.

Larry (2:14)

You don't remember any Spanish? That's tragic, bro.

James (2:16)

I mean, hola. How much French do you remember? Clearly not that much.

Larry (2:23)

I was just speaking it.

James (2:24)

Why were you. What did you say?

Larry (2:26)

I said, welcome to the only podcast that matters with Larry And James, you are. You are with Larry and James.

James (2:32)

Okay, cool. Thank you.

Larry (2:36)

All right. Fitchek. Le check. Dufy. You're.

James (2:39)

This is the afters. After the husband's pod with Nicolas Gabar.

Larry (2:45)

Gabal.

James (2:45)

Gal. What a guy, dude.

Larry (2:47)

Yeah. Legend. Wait, Fit check.

James (2:48)

Okay. Should I just start?

Larry (2:49)

Yeah, please. In Spanish.

James (2:51)

In honor. In honor of our French guest. I'm wearing Lair cowboy boots. The socks are man. Risa, let me hike those.

Larry (2:57)

Hike those jeans up. Let me see.

James (2:59)

They're short. It's like a short. It's like a sort short, slouchy cowboy boot.

Larry (3:03)

Okay.

James (3:05)

Small heel. I wish the heel was bigger. It's not a husband's heel, dude.

Larry (3:08)

No. What is it, like 2.2cm?

James (3:11)

I don't know, dude.

Larry (3:11)

I want to learn the metric system now.

James (3:13)

How many. How many centimeters in an inch?

Larry (3:15)

Tailoring is all about centimeter. Centimeter. I mean, he's like three or something.

James (3:19)

Not wrong, dude. Tailoring is a game of centimeters. And in America, it would be a game of inches.

Larry (3:26)

2.54 centimeters in one inch.

James (3:29)

I'm gonna start talking about my dick in centimeters. Yeah, sounds big.

Larry (3:33)

You got.

James (3:33)

You got a.

Larry (3:33)

A hard four.

James (3:36)

Jeans are vintage Levi's 501s. The belt is Fugazi. The polo is Cobra SC. The jacket is. Yeah, is that.

Larry (3:49)

I didn't use like a silk wool blend if it's the same one I got.

James (3:51)

Yeah, yeah, I got the creamy. Boy, it's mad comfortable.

Larry (3:54)

I thought it was cashy, but it's mulberry silk and wool or cotton.

James (3:59)

Another fucking great tailoring. Branch out. Cobra sc. The jacket is King Kennedy.

Larry (4:04)

The hat is jacket at the rug store.

James (4:07)

The. The hat is options. My sunglasses were sun buddies.

Larry (4:12)

I think Nikola is into pre distressed caps.

James (4:16)

Well, he. He was called a surfer. Young surfers. Well, I mean, look at you, bro. You're looking a surfer.

Larry (4:22)

You're giving a bit of a surfer.

James (4:23)

We honestly are both wearing kind of like western adjacent stuff. Very American.

Larry (4:26)

You're. You give a little like Cali vibe right now with the little Baja.

James (4:30)

Little Baja. Little Baja drug rug rolly on the wrist wedding around the fingy way.

Larry (4:36)

Where were you when we were getting high on our jackets? What?

James (4:40)

Sorry, can't smoke a jacket, dude.

Larry (4:42)

You haven't. Haven't tried.

James (4:44)

How do you know? How do you know I haven't. I haven't tried.

Larry (4:48)

What's the craziest thing you've ever smoked?

James (4:53)

You Thick salvia.

Larry (4:58)

Oh, like an actual drug?

James (4:59)

Yeah.

Larry (5:00)

Would it.

James (5:00)

What? Oh, like. Like, what's the most random thing I ever Tried to smell like in like, like yo, like what?

Larry (5:05)

Yo bro, in fourth grade we were smoking pens, not penises. Dude, that was really stupid.

James (5:11)

Salvia was crazy. I think I've talked about it probably before, but it's just crazy drug experience cuz like it's super intense.

Larry (5:16)

You passed out while you're pissing in a urinal?

James (5:18)

No, no, no. It's a super. It's a super intense hallucinogenic trip that is intense but brief.

Larry (5:25)

Yeah.

James (5:26)

And I did it twice and one time almost drowned in the. At the Jersey shore.

Larry (5:29)

Yeah, you suck God's dick. No, I gave God head.

James (5:34)

I gave. I topped up the man up top.

Larry (5:38)

I gave. Good Lord. The good Lord. That slob. That good slop. That good slop.

James (5:41)

Did the craziest trip I had on it. Everything went two dimensional and I felt like I was waving hoodie. Yeah. Honestly. And I felt and I like was in a like a side scrolling like Super Mario style video game me. But like I was just apparently on the ground.

Larry (5:58)

So it's like when Homer. You don't watch the Simpsons.

James (6:00)

When Homer smokes out on the Simpsons.

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