
to Throwing Fits on Substack. On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know...
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Lawrence
Welcome to the Afters. Uncut bonus content for our numero un ami behind the paywall. We're in Paris right now.
Virgil
Lawrence, you can speak French. Damn, dude.
Lawrence
Look at you, dog. This week we're around and getting silly with Jimmy and Larry after podcasting on a horrendous day here in New York with that Mexican outside Texas. Lawrence, how the hell are you?
Virgil
Virgil, it was really cool to just.
Lawrence
Connect with some family.
Virgil
See my. See my relative via marriage. Are.
Lawrence
Do you. Are you invited to the. Okay, let's. Let's. We're gonna get into it.
Virgil
We're gonna get. Okay, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.
Lawrence
Let's start off with fit. Check. Lawrence, what are you wearing?
Virgil
I have on.
Lawrence
How much of this was on your packing list for Europe?
Virgil
I don't know. It's. It's a work in progress. Like I said, it's just preliminary R and D. Are you checking a bag?
Lawrence
Yes.
Virgil
Okay. So, yeah, I mean, when you check a bag, you have. You have the ability to overpack. I'm trying to avoid that. Not going spreadsheet mode like I've done in the past. Going nursing mode. Yeah.
Lawrence
Notes for the public mode going.
Virgil
No. Well, all right.
Lawrence
You want to be leaning into the discourse of this, like Matthew style.com or style.com? not really. And I see.
Virgil
And there's like, been substack packing posts from various people. No, here is. You want to hear the actual fucking thing more on 3D chess that I was thinking.
Lawrence
Let's do it. One post, nothing more.
Virgil
One. One kind of. One type of post that I don't love that people do is the like, yo, I'm going to be in Paris. Brands, showrooms, designers, homies, like, hit me up. I think that's.
Lawrence
Yeah. That's very presumptuous. I like to jerk off onto those posts.
Virgil
Okay. Pause. Not to, but on. Yeah.
Lawrence
On my phone. Yeah.
Virgil
Okay. So I don't wanna.
Lawrence
I believe it's called a tribute.
Virgil
A what?
Lawrence
Tribute.
Virgil
A tribute.
Lawrence
Yeah.
Virgil
I'm not familiar. Tell me more.
Lawrence
Oh, are we behind the paywall?
Virgil
But I'm curious. What do you. Yeah, tell me what is a tribute? I kind of putting it together, but I want.
Lawrence
Yeah, I think it's. Well, let's be clear. I. When I offer my seat to you, what I meant to say is that I jerk off on these posts because I think they're moronic as well.
Virgil
Yeah. Yes.
Lawrence
And really just self indulgent.
Virgil
Narcissistic.
Lawrence
They serve a purpose. They're utilitarian. But it's a. A little like flexy. Also, it's like, sure, bro, if you got to ask on Instagram for the.
Virgil
Invite, like, you're not getting in.
Lawrence
You're not invited. You're not invited.
Virgil
Hey, that's so true.
Lawrence
Or it's like, oh, fellow. You know, fellow brokies. Like, let's also. Let's. Let's link. Right. Let's link outside the function.
Virgil
Because where do they have deals on Cronenbergs where we spritz him. Yeah, sure.
Lawrence
Where we APPR volume.
Virgil
So I don't want to do that.
Lawrence
Anyway, a come. Tribute is.
Virgil
Tribute.
Lawrence
Yeah, it's where you have like. Like a celebrity person on your phone and you like film yourself coming onto the phone.
Virgil
I've seen it even on like sheets of loose leaf as well. Forever. Who.
Lawrence
Whoever still has what, like a drawn stick, I think.
Virgil
No, an inkjet printer of which I do have. I'm a printer owner. So my thinking was instead of like directly playing into that thing.
Lawrence
Right, right.
Virgil
And obviously there's the classy kind of way that I think you and I both do, which is the touchdown Inst. Story, which is like you. You listen, you can shake your head, but you've done it.
Lawrence
Yeah. And I. And I.
Virgil
So there's that. So. Yeah, now, yo, Pin. Paris drop. Drop the pin. So in. In inst. And I will be doing that without a doubt. And you've already seen it, presumably. I was like, I want to get ahead of it. So this was like. It was like, maybe there is somebody who's like, oh, this is like serviceable. Like all the substacks and you know, discourse that's exist around packing, even though it's obviously done to a much like, you know, lesser refined degree.
Lawrence
Just such a crazy sub genre.
Virgil
It's a. It's. It. That's a weird like editorial narrative that's happening right now. For some reason I feel like it doesn't happen every year. It's like a new thing. How to pack.
Lawrence
Yeah.
Virgil
Or I guess maybe not.
Unknown
I don't know.
Virgil
It feels like a lot is happening.
Lawrence
I think as like summer travel and, and extended like European travel becomes like.
Virgil
Yeah.
Lawrence
I don't know, some sort of norm for certain. I don't know class of American. It feels like, oh, packing. That's such a thing now. It's like, well, I'm. I'm supposed to inventory when I'm bringing on my trip. I mean, or for your consumption. It's a bit invasive. No. Well, it's also a bit like every.
Virgil
It's weird how everything is. This is content from an angle of like, I'm the expert. I have the rex and it's, it's now, it's now moved its way to like even packing. So. Yeah, back that pack up, dude.
Lawrence
Yeah, it's like. Hey guys, this morning I had three large turds on the Bristol. Seriously, on the Bristol stool scale, they're about a four, you know, seven meaning diarrhea, one meaning constipation. So I'm pretty good range. I think that, you know, I've been upping my fiber and I've been really making sure that I hit my macros and so, you know, right in that 3, 4 range. Yeah. Like I said, you know, three big turds, two little ones falling up and, and a little bit of pp.
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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits - The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 6/26/25
Episode Release Date: June 26, 2025
Hosts: Lawrence and Virgil
Location: Paris, France
In this episode of The Afters, hosts Lawrence and Virgil bring listeners into their current adventure in Paris. The hosts set a light-hearted and candid tone as they navigate the challenges and humorous moments of traveling abroad.
Lawrence surprises Virgil by showcasing his ability to speak French, leading to playful banter. This segment highlights their camaraderie and the fun dynamics between the hosts as they immerse themselves in a new culture.
A significant portion of the conversation centers around the often-overcomplicated process of packing for European travel. The hosts discuss the pressure to create detailed packing lists as promoted by various Substack posts and other online content creators.
Lawrence and Virgil delve into their critical views on how packing has become a topic dominated by self-proclaimed experts on social media platforms. They express skepticism towards posts that aim to solicit attention or brand engagements, labeling some as "moronic" and "self-indulgent."
The conversation introduces the term "tribute" as Lawrence attempts to explain a phenomenon where individuals film themselves engaging with celebrity content on their phones. This segment explores the superficial nature of such interactions and questions their authenticity.
In a light-hearted turn, Lawrence shares a personal anecdote about his bowel movements, humorously tying it back to his dietary habits. This moment showcases the hosts' comfort with candid and offbeat topics, adding a layer of relatability and humor to the episode.
As the episode wraps up, Lawrence and Virgil maintain their humorous and irreverent style, leaving listeners anticipating future discussions and adventures.
Virgil on Lawrence's French Skills:
"Lawrence, you can speak French. Damn, dude." [00:39]
Lawrence on Social Media Packing Posts:
"I jerk off on these posts because I think they're moronic as well." [02:46]
Virgil on the Invasiveness of Packing Lists:
"It's a bit invasive... it's like, well, I'm supposed to inventory when I'm bringing on my trip." [04:35]
Lawrence Defining "Tribute":
"It's where you have like a celebrity person on your phone and you like film yourself coming onto the phone." [03:20]
Lawrence on Personal Health:
"Hey guys, this morning I had three large turds on the Bristol." [05:12]
Social Media Influence: The episode critically examines how social media trends, particularly around packing for travel, can create unnecessary pressure and foster superficial content creation.
Authenticity vs. Performative Posting: Lawrence and Virgil advocate for genuine experiences over performative social media engagements, encouraging listeners to prioritize real interactions over curated online personas.
Humor in Daily Life: The hosts effectively use humor to discuss everyday topics, making relatable content that resonates with their audience.
Travel Realities: By sharing their experiences in Paris, Lawrence and Virgil offer insights into the realities of traveling, balancing logistical discussions with personal anecdotes.
This episode of The Afters blends humor with critical commentary on modern social media practices, all set against the vibrant backdrop of Paris. Lawrence and Virgil's candid conversations provide both entertainment and thoughtful observations, making it a compelling listen for those navigating similar societal landscapes.