Adam Ray & How Bout Them Mangos?

Summary

TigerBelly – Adam Ray & How Bout Them Mangos?

Podcast: TigerBelly
Host: All Things Comedy
Date: January 14, 2026
Guests: Adam Ray, Jaime, Catbird
Theme: A rollicking, improv-heavy episode centered on the messy, joyful chaos of stand-up comedy, career stories, impressions, comedy club politics, culinary horror stories, and a whole lot of riffing, callbacks, and running gags.

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes comedian and impressionist Adam Ray, alongside regulars Bobby Lee, Jaime, and Catbird. The crew dives deep into the world of stand-up comedy: the strange etiquette of opening gigs, the tension and camaraderie among comics, and the odd jobs and audition stories that punctuate their careers. Woven throughout are skillful impressions, stories of jealousy and breakthrough, honest discussions about comedy’s toxic culture, and playful riffing between friends over everything from apple varieties to Godzilla movies.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Comedy Gigs, Flaking & Industry Etiquette

• San Antonio Flake Saga: The episode begins with a lighthearted roast over Jaime flaking on an Adam Ray show in San Antonio, unspooling “clarity is kindness” as a running theme.

  • “If you’re gonna say you’re gonna do something, do it. And if you can’t do it—did you call him and say I can’t make it?” – Bobby (08:00)
  • Jaime claims illness (stomachache), met with skeptical prodding, leading to a discussion of being "impeccable with your word" (“The Four Agreements,” 06:14).

• Navigating Gig Commitments: Adam shares how missing a best friend’s wedding for a road gig with Bobby was a pivotal career moment. Both Adam and Bobby discuss the unwritten rules: if you cancel or bail on a good opportunity, you may not be asked again.

  • “If I say no to Bobby, I’m never gonna get asked.” – Adam (47:14)
  • “If I asked you… and you’re like, ‘No, I’m opening for Jaime…’ That’d hurt my feelings.” – Bobby (48:33)

• Jealousy & Comedy Club Politics: Bobby opens up about jealousy and learning to congratulate friends sincerely, not making others’ success about yourself.

  • “He stopped me and said ‘No, congratulations first.’ I made it about myself. It felt ugly.” – Bobby (52:09)
  • Running themes: competitive energy at The Comedy Store, “knives out,” and supporting fellow comics even when it stings.

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2. Impressions, Accents, and On-the-Fly Bits

• Impression Parade: Adam and Bobby (with Catbird and Jaime) go on a spree of character impressions—Dr. Phil, Bullwinkle, Shaggy, Drew Barrymore, Morgan Freeman, Rachel Ray, Bruno Mars, and many more (08:00–14:20).

  • “Let’s bring back Mad TV on CW and have you: Korean Dr. Phil!” – Adam (04:15)
  • “Drew Barrymore: The rain is so beautiful…” – Adam (09:09)
  • “Can you do Denzel?” – Bobby (13:07)

• Running Callback Gags:

  • Jaime latches onto the “You’re gay!” interjection as his own recurring bit—earning both groans and laughs (60:21, 66:38, 73:59, 75:34, 85:52).
  • “Obnoxious Yawn” as a bit for interrupting long/boring stories (59:25).

• Stand-up Styles: Playful ribbing about how different comics (and podcast guests) find and establish their voices, their signature bits, or callbacks.

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3. Toxicity (and Camaraderie) in Kitchens & Comedy

• Catbird’s Chef Life: Catbird reveals her past as a Michelin star pastry chef in both the UK and the US. The conversation turns honest and raw, comparing the high-pressure toxicity of fine dining kitchens to the world of stand-up.

  • “It was just hard… I was the only lady in the kitchen, and it got really toxic.” – Catbird (32:19)
  • “Most chefs don’t eat; you’re too stressed. I lost 15 pounds, I was sickly.” – Catbird (33:04)
  • “The chef would pull my hair during service.” – Catbird (33:39)

• Kitchen vs. Comedy Club: Both environments are depicted as intense, competitive, sometimes abusive, but breeding close bonds and eventual catharsis.

• Culinary TV Tangents: The table riffs on foodie TV—Korean “Culinary Wars,” American “Chopped Jr.”, and Adam cracks jokes about how ruthless “Chopped” judges are to children (36:33).

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4. Race, Representation, and Pop Culture Critique

• The Movie Grease: The group examines the lack of racial diversity in the classic film, discussing a questionable line referencing “a Korean”—and how such subtleties affect minorities watching (23:13–26:30).

  • “White joy... when you guys start singing and are in pure joy, it’s scary.” – Bobby (22:10)
  • “You bypass the [slurs]... too focused on shamalama dingdong to notice.” – Bobby (23:32)
  • “Movies do influence people’s attitudes in the real world.” – Adam (26:10)

• How “Success” Shifts Attitudes: The panel breaks down how viral clips, TikTok, etc., can transform a comic’s fortunes, and the mixed feelings that ignite among peers (52:25).

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5. Observational Riffing: Food, Travel, Randomness

• Apple vs. Mango Discourse: A segue into “How do you like them apples?” vs. “How do you like them mangoes?” morphs into metaphors for cultural identity and inclusivity (28:05).
• Taste Test: Japanese snack taste test brings in real-time sensory reviews and more improv bits (62:52).
• Favorite Movies: The group plays a game: shout your favorite rewatchable movie (“Goonies,” “Deep Impact,” “Debbie Does Dallas,” “Enough,” “Airbud 4”)—revealing generational and genre divides (80:43).
• Godzilla & Disaster Movies: Bobby’s obsession with disaster films (and Godzilla) is explored, with recommendations for “Godzilla Minus One” and a breakdown of what makes a “natural disaster” movie (84:10–89:20).

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6. Sincerity, Mentorship & Community

• Sponsorship & Shoutouts: Honest endorsements—Bobby shares a real dermatology story using Zocdoc (20:01).
• Comedy Community: Adam credits Bobby for being a mentor and opening pivotal career doors, especially with Mad TV and stand-up tours.
  • “If I’d gone to my buddy’s wedding, I don’t think I’d have this career. Thanks, Bobby.” – Adam (54:57)
  • Testimony about how these relationships, though competitive, are life-changing in positive ways (103:29–104:56).

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Memorable Quotes

• On Honesty & Clarity in Comedy:
  “Clarity is kindness... being honest and clear about how you feel is a form of kindness.” – Bobby (03:39)

• On Making It in Comedy:
  “All you can do is what you can do. Control what you can control. Get on stage, write, repeat.” – Adam quoting Brett Ernst (55:26)

• On Comedy Club Jealousy:
  “Congratulations first. That’s what you say to a friend who gets something—even if it stings.” – Bobby, recounting advice from Freddie Soto (52:09)

• On Toxic Kitchen Culture:
  “The chef would, like, pull my hair in service. I had a halibut thrown at me once—dead, but not cooked.” – Catbird (33:38–33:57)

• On Cultural Exclusion in Films:
  “Movies influence people… maybe I took it too personally [that line in Grease], but as a kid, it stung.” – Bobby (26:21)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• San Antonio Flake Story/Clarifying Commitment (00:58–07:00)
• Impressions and Voices Segment (08:00–16:00)
• Toxicity of Fine Dining Kitchens (32:08–34:08)
• "Chopped Jr." as Comedy of Brutality (36:33–37:30)
• Racial Exclusion in "Grease" (23:02–26:21)
• Bit Evolution: "You're Gay" and Yawn Interruptions (60:21, 59:25, 73:59)
• Snack Taste Test (62:53–64:05)
• Favorite Movies Lightning Round (80:43–82:00)
• Godzilla & Disaster Movie Analysis (84:10–89:20)
• Cameo Stories & Comedy Store Star Sightings (98:25–101:43)
• Mentorship and the Stakes of Saying "Yes" (47:14, 54:57, 103:29)

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Final Moments: Sincerity Beneath the Chaos

The episode closes with warmth and mutual appreciation—a real sense of mentorship, community, and the ongoing struggle to stay supportive (and funny) in a cutthroat business.

“Think about the impact you’ve had on my life, Bobby… Standup-wise for sure, but also… you change peoples’ lives.” – Adam Ray (103:29)

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Tone:

• Fast-paced, improvisational, self-deprecating, silly with flashes of sincerity and insight—a classic TigerBelly “arena for half-truths & social no-nos,” with comics ribbing, reminiscing, and occasionally dropping truth bombs.

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For Listeners New and Old:
Even if you haven’t heard the show, this episode serves as a microcosm of the real joys and exposed nerves of comedy—equal parts roast, therapy, group therapy, and behind-the-scenes tour of both stand-up clubs and Michelin-starred kitchens.

Transcript

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[Adam Ray]

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[Jaime]

Wait, what happened?

[Adam Ray]

You bailed on San Antonio.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't bail. You don't bail on Adam Ray, right?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

yeah. Adam Ray. No.

[Jaime]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's actually nervous. Yeah. What's going on, man?

[Adam Ray]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Adam Ray]

What happened? Tell us what happened.

[Jaime]

Yeah, you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. I don't even know what it is.

[Adam Ray]

So, Jaime, you know, we met at the.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we.

[Adam Ray]

We. We've been following each other on, I think, social media for Pro50. I saw a really cute picture of him as a. As a. As a baby, and I was like, that kid's gonna be a star. I want to make sure I know what he's up to.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw that picture.

[Adam Ray]

Picture, too. Yeah, let's cut.

[Bobby Lee]

12 years ago, remember?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, let's cut.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. A little baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that. Like a little pinto bean in a blanket.

[Adam Ray]

Little pinto bean. We're like, for some reason, he's 2, but he looks 46.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And. And he somehow has aged backwards, but. Yeah. So then I said, I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

Beautiful teeth.

[Adam Ray]

Beautiful teeth.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever seen a seat?

[Adam Ray]

Let's get a quick shot of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Real good. Yeah, yeah. So how come you don't expose your teeth?

[Adam Ray]

How come.

[Catbird]

Oh, come on.

[Jaime]

What is it? San Antonio dentist.

[Adam Ray]

What is the San Antonio dentist? The joke he was going to do with the show, but he couldn't make it, so he's trying it out now.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a script that we wrote. Yeah. Fifteen years ago, remember?

[Adam Ray]

What is this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Jeff Foxworthy was going to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Jeff Foxworthy.

[Adam Ray]

And Larry, if you've got a dentist, how did it go?

[Jaime]

If you got a dentist, you call me now, and I'll fix.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll fix your teeth.

[Adam Ray]

So it wasn't funny, but it was just more like. It was more of like if you actually need dental work.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Ray]

Is who. Here's the number. But so then, Fort Worth, he came down to Fort Worth and did some guest spots, Right? Oh, right. Oh, no. You came to see me in Fort Worth. And then you came. Oh, you came down late.

[Jaime]

I came down late.

[Adam Ray]

So I said, come do the shows in Fort Worth, because I saw you.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a club or theater, whatever.

[Adam Ray]

Remember Dallas? Dallas Dr. Phil. Right, Bobby? By the way, one of the biggest ovations we had for the entire tour,

[Announcer]

I believe,

[Adam Ray]

In the top two. So, no, see, the funny joke would have been to say in the top, like, 30. But it was. It was. I want to be honest, in the

[Catbird]

top two, who is top?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm never gonna do it again.

[Adam Ray]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm never gonna do it again.

[Adam Ray]

Well, we stopped doing it.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, tell me the story. So it got weird.

[Adam Ray]

So Jaime. Jaime goes, hey, I'm gonna be in Fort Worth when you're there. And I go, cool. Come on down. Do some spots.

[Jaime]

And.

[Adam Ray]

And. And he comes down at the end of the shows, and I was like, it's the.

[Bobby Lee]

Too late.

[Adam Ray]

It's too late.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And I go, but, you know what? And then you said. I think you had a reason. You said, I was with Ralph Barbosa, and we got snowed in.

[Jaime]

Yeah. In Chicago.

[Adam Ray]

And I go, you got to tell me that so that we can, like, figure. Yeah, just let me know next time. But I go, but I want to make it good.

[Bobby Lee]

Clarity is kindness.

[Catbird]

Is that a thing?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a saying.

[Adam Ray]

It's a saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

On the back of a Snapple cap or a Panda Express fortune cookie.

[Bobby Lee]

Being honest and clear about how you feel is a form of kindness.

[Adam Ray]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, if you're leading a girl on, for instance. You know what I mean? That's not good. That's not being clear. Anyway, let's move on.

[Adam Ray]

Be honest about you. No, you're. You're right, Bobby. Be honest about your intentions.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right, Bobby. Be honest. Be honest about your.

[Adam Ray]

The student has become the teacher.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm Dr. Phil. Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Let's bring back Mad TV on CW again and have you Korean Dr. Phil.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bipolar syndrome is, you know, it's a common disease around people. Really?

[Adam Ray]

Actually, I'm glad that. That's better.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, wait. Do it again. Let me see if I can really get down.

[Adam Ray]

Okay, so what do you want me to say?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so what do you want me to say?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, so. So how many.

[Bobby Lee]

How many. How many problems can you fit in a light bulb?

[Adam Ray]

Not too far off than what he actually said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

There's two sides to a pancake.

[Bobby Lee]

There's three sides to a monolith. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. What's that sound? Oh, Man.

[Adam Ray]

Well, see, and this is my point. My point is furniture is always breaking down.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, as a. As a person that works for the show.

[Adam Ray]

The person that works for the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Adam Ray]

You're turning more into Joe Biden and a little bit of fdr.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, because I like to put in other people. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you do. You're always a combo pack. That's a tough word there. It is. We got it. Yeah, I knew we'd give. So. So then I go, come to San Antonio. He goes, I actually live there.

[Bobby Lee]

Or he goes,

[Adam Ray]

I go, what was it?

[Bobby Lee]

I live there.

[Adam Ray]

And then I go, even better. Yeah, come on down to San Antonio.

[Jaime]

Wait, I didn't say I live there.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, you said I'm visiting.

[Jaime]

No, I can drive down there.

[Adam Ray]

I can drive down there. Boy, it's like you wrote a Jeff Fox Foxworthy Dennis movie. Yeah, a little bit of confidence goes a long way. So I go, all good. You got snowed in with Barbosa. I go, all good. Happens the to San Antonio. He goes, that's an hour away. I can drive there. I go, awesome. Do spots on Friday or Saturday.

[Jaime]

I didn't say that. It's four hours away.

[Adam Ray]

Can I tell the story?

[Jaime]

But no, it's four hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Four hours away.

[Adam Ray]

Okay, Carmen, San Diego. So it's. So you make the drive. No, you didn't make the drive. Here's where the story. Here's the story gets good. And this is the point of the entire tale. Okay, I go come down Friday, do both shows. Friday comes and goes. Oh, where's Jaime? Oh, coming on Saturday. No, I mean, Sunday I come back to la.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I mean, you know, the four agreements. Have you read the book by Miguel Ruiz?

[Jaime]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the agreements is be impeccable with your word. And in this case, you were not impeccable with your word.

[Adam Ray]

No harm, no foul.

[Bobby Lee]

No, there is foul and there is harm. There's both dudes.

[Adam Ray]

Harmon. Foul. That sounds like a beach cop duo from the 80s. Danny Harm and Bobby Fowl.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you do this?

[Adam Ray]

Why'd you do this?

[Catbird]

Did you text him?

[Jaime]

No, he texted me. He's like, yo, man, what the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

But not angry. More like, I wish you would have come. It would have been fun to hang.

[Bobby Lee]

He treated you like you weren't a headliner. Yeah. You know what I mean? That you weren't a big deal. Yeah, you that.

[Adam Ray]

Well, here's. Now here's why I wanted to bring it up. Only and truly, I don't give a. But I do want to know what were you doing?

[Jaime]

I was stuck at home.

[Bobby Lee]

Doing what?

[Jaime]

I got sick. Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, you don't lie. Be impeccable with your word. Be clear.

[Adam Ray]

Were you.

[Bobby Lee]

Clarity as kindness.

[Adam Ray]

Wait, here we go. What were you sick with?

[Jaime]

Stomach ache.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't stomach.

[Adam Ray]

Let's cut to a clip.

[Bobby Lee]

Cut to a clip. Wait, you had food poisoning?

[Adam Ray]

That's how you know he's lying. When he had to, he had to, like, take him. He, like, almost had to act like he was still feeling it. Oh, it was like five months ago, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Stomach ache?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

What's this?

[Bobby Lee]

So you had a stomachache and I

[Jaime]

couldn't drive four hours.

[Adam Ray]

Why? With a stomachache?

[Bobby Lee]

Because of the stomachache.

[Jaime]

No, that and I just can't drive far.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay, okay. You know what? You have a 20 mile radius and that's it.

[Adam Ray]

I would have. I mean, I would have sent an Uber pool for you. Yeah. Oh, I would have tried to figure it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, this is also narcolepsy. You get. What? I've never heard that before.

[Jaime]

Narco leprosy.

[Adam Ray]

Sounds like leprosy at the end there. Yeah, there it is.

[Catbird]

Dead leprosy.

[Bobby Lee]

What did you just do?

[Adam Ray]

That should be. Pretend to fall asleep. That should be your closer. Yeah, yeah, I have narcoleprosy and then fall asleep on the mic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, nice. No, but just, you know, if you. If you're gonna say you're gonna do something, do it. And if you can't do it. Did you call him and say I can't make it?

[Jaime]

I saw it in person. That's Joe Biden.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Adam Ray]

He came to. I did a stand up. Special account.

[Bobby Lee]

Special comic store.

[Adam Ray]

Hey, I think I remember you. I remember from the war over there.

[Bobby Lee]

From the war.

[Adam Ray]

The war. No, no, man. For my dry cleaner. Where'd I see you? This guy over here is my first. My first Filipino friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. How's mine? Pretty good.

[Adam Ray]

Very good, actually. Okay, Bobby, you're a lot better at mimicking than you think. Actually, I don't know how you think about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're pretty good. Give me another. Give me another one.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. Okay. Bullwinkle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do it. Oh, well, don't. Don't. Don't ask me something you can't do. There. There's no way I could do it.

[Adam Ray]

All right. Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Like, Zoig Scoob.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, Scroog Scoob.

[Catbird]

He could do it.

[Adam Ray]

Like zoink school. Oh, wait, now do Shaggy saying he's got narcolepsy. Like, I got narcolepsy man. Pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

Drew Barrymore.

[Adam Ray]

Drew Barrymore.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Like John Travolta. The rain is so beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Rain is so beautiful. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

She does have that little side mouth thing. Wait, how about. Can you do Rachel Ray?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you. You do it first and then I got you. I don't know what anyone sounds like, really.

[Adam Ray]

So the spaghetti should take 15 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Spaghetti should take.

[Adam Ray]

It's gonna take. It's actually gonna take four minutes because I got an air fryer microwaving it. Suck my dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you do any voices, Cat? Yeah, yeah, do it.

[Catbird]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we'll give you one. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Hillary.

[Jaime]

Marco.

[Bobby Lee]

Rubio.

[Adam Ray]

Marco. Rubio. Hey, that's a true test. Dana Carvey had to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Marco. R. A hard one.

[Catbird]

Okay. I don't know who.

[Jaime]

Who.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. He's a.

[Adam Ray]

He's a secretary.

[Bobby Lee]

Senator from Florida. Now he's Secretary of Defense.

[Adam Ray]

Defense. No, behind Treasury.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. State.

[Adam Ray]

State. He's a straight. Yeah. Secretary of State.

[Bobby Lee]

Secretary of State.

[Adam Ray]

And he's probably of Cuban descent. Of Cuban descent. Yeah. So. So think accent.

[Bobby Lee]

Think of what he might sound like.

[Catbird]

Okay, I.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, you got a little bit of Ricky Martin Garf in there.

[Catbird]

Okay, let.

[Bobby Lee]

Classic Rubio. Yeah, keep going.

[Adam Ray]

Rubio can never get a word in edgewise.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a press conference. Right. It's a. It's a prince conf. Yeah, yeah, Mr. Rubio.

[Catbird]

Okay, okay.

[Adam Ray]

CNN.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so why did we attack Venezuela?

[Catbird]

Cola eyes.

[Adam Ray]

What would turn into black.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't talk about. I didn't talk about immigration. I was talking about Venezuela. Do you have a question? So what. NBC. Where are you from?

[Adam Ray]

Jamba Juice dot com. What is going on with.

[Bobby Lee]

I love the Razzmatazz.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you so much. I'll give you a coupon when we

[Bobby Lee]

get out of here.

[Adam Ray]

So where.

[Announcer]

Where.

[Adam Ray]

Where is where? What is going on with all the Somali daycares?

[Catbird]

Yeah, they put them in a little ship and they put them in the pirates.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good.

[Adam Ray]

All right, a little Count Chocolate.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's give her another one.

[Catbird]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bruno.

[Adam Ray]

Bruno Mars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Do Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars.

[Catbird]

I'd catch a grenade.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah, Very good. Very Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

[Bobby Lee]

But, yeah,

[Jaime]

I'm hard.

[Catbird]

I'm soft.

[Adam Ray]

I actually watch a couple minutes.

[Jaime]

Medium.

[Bobby Lee]

Medium.

[Adam Ray]

I'm over easy.

[Catbird]

I'm hard boiled.

[Adam Ray]

All right, all right.

[Jaime]

I can do Bruno from.

[Bobby Lee]

We.

[Adam Ray]

You know, you keep bringing a Bruno

[Bobby Lee]

and we bypass it. We don't want you to do it.

[Adam Ray]

It's Called recognizing when things have shifted.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but go ahead. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Bruno, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we knew.

[Adam Ray]

I know what Aaron Cohen's Bruno, sure,

[Bobby Lee]

I know what it is.

[Catbird]

Hello, funny lady.

[Jaime]

Hi, I'm Bruno.

[Adam Ray]

No, not bad, not bad. I wanted to hate it, but he came in real.

[Catbird]

I like a sausage.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a gay guy you're doing. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Well, Bruno was gay, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he was gay. Hi.

[Jaime]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

I adopted a block baby. Oh, that's good. I'm a baby. That's a block. You know, like a block of cheese. But like a baby.

[Adam Ray]

I can do Morgan Freeman. Funny out that he overdrew his account.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Morgan Freeman is a tough one, no? Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So here's Morgan Freeman find getting to chase and finding out that he overdo his account. Hello. I'd like to make a deposit. Excuse me. Ah, damn it.

[Announcer]

Very good.

[Catbird]

Wow.

[Jaime]

Wait, you're not impressed?

[Catbird]

Bobby, Bobby, That.

[Jaime]

That was pretty good.

[Announcer]

He tried to do it in his head.

[Bobby Lee]

He's. It's. Didn't really see the Morgan Freeman say

[Catbird]

Du Frain after it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have this black makeup. Can you. Wow. I think that'll.

[Adam Ray]

You actually should have that for every guest just to see how they.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

How much they're down to play. You said you were cool, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know, can you do any other. Can you do Denzel?

[Adam Ray]

I can do what you. I can do Robert Downey Jr singing.

[Bobby Lee]

What you talk about? What you talk about, Willis?

[Adam Ray]

What you talking about? You talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

God. That's. All right.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. Okay. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, all right.

[Adam Ray]

So you got aids. Tom Hanks. Okay. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Sad movie.

[Adam Ray]

Sad movie. And he didn't call him Tom Hanks in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Is that Forrest Gump?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think it'd be better just to call it aids.

[Adam Ray]

Aids. The musical or the movie.

[Catbird]

Oh, Philadelphia called Rent.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Adam Ray]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a tough disease.

[Adam Ray]

I could do ROBERT DOWNEY jr. I could do Robert Downey.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a tough disease. No.

[Adam Ray]

Ages. Yeah, yeah, sure. Robert Downey Jr.

[Bobby Lee]

Here. So I actually.

[Adam Ray]

Actually had HIV in a. In Iron Man. This. The third Iron man was actually about me getting an HIV transplant. Yeah, sure. Yeah, go ahead, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Actually a big fan of Tiger.

[Announcer]

First time.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, my first. When I. When I did Iron Man, Right. Oh, yeah. At first I was like, what. What. What's going on?

[Adam Ray]

What's going on here?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Do I put the.

[Adam Ray]

On. Does she put me on.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm sober now, so I can do it.

[Adam Ray]

I'm sure now, but Gwen pals in the first movie. In the second movie. What's going on?

[Catbird]

Anyway, how about Brad Pitt?

[Bobby Lee]

That's a tough one.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Friends with Tom Sugar.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's a hard one, right?

[Adam Ray]

Because he's like. He's so laid back, you know, but. Yeah, you know? Yeah, he's got. He's not full McConaughey, but he's just. Yeah, he's just like. He's just always just so. He's just so hot.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

You know, he's always eating.

[Adam Ray]

He's always eating.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you do characters on stage, Cat?

[Catbird]

I do sometimes.

[Adam Ray]

You do some. Do you build voices and act outs and stuff?

[Catbird]

I do. I. I get a little self conscious,

[Adam Ray]

but I. I think I can power through everybody.

[Catbird]

Really?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah, I did all the time.

[Catbird]

I used to do a Scottish. I can do Scottish.

[Adam Ray]

Here we go.

[Catbird]

Yeah, pretty well.

[Adam Ray]

Here we go. Okay, how about a Scottish person asking Bobby if they can do tiger belly?

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see. No, let's make it harder.

[Jaime]

Okay. Okay.

[Adam Ray]

Scottish person.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, a Scottish person who works at Jersey Mike's. Awesome, right?

[Adam Ray]

Awesome. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And explaining why they don't have the provolone cheese there.

[Adam Ray]

Great.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Go ahead. Excuse me, can we get the number seven?

[Catbird]

All right. You dumb piece of. Why he want.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'm just saying that why isn't. Why don't you have provolone?

[Jaime]

They want to know.

[Bobby Lee]

It's why. Because of cheese.

[Catbird]

Only have sharp cheddar here. What, you think this is some kind of establishment? What do we have?

[Bobby Lee]

It says right there on number seven, provolone and roast beef. We have all the roast beef. Yeah, I mean, we got it yesterday, right? We literally come here every day.

[Adam Ray]

Yes, honey, we literally come here every day.

[Announcer]

Enough.

[Catbird]

Enough. Okay? I. I'm. I'm saying no to the provolone because.

[Adam Ray]

Because we're gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because we're gay. Is that why. Is that why you're just like the

[Adam Ray]

baker in South Carolina or wherever that took?

[Bobby Lee]

Or is it because you don't like.

[Adam Ray]

Not like Asian gays?

[Catbird]

Don't like Asian gays. And also.

[Adam Ray]

Why don't you just say it?

[Bobby Lee]

Say it.

[Catbird]

I just did.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's pretty good. Really good. Can you do any accents? Yeah. Great.

[Adam Ray]

Send us an email.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, don't try one. I don't know.

[Jaime]

I don't know, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Can you try an English one maybe?

[Catbird]

Oh, yeah, you can do that.

[Bobby Lee]

One.

[Jaime]

The English one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

Hello.

[Catbird]

How are you doing?

[Jaime]

Me? Hello.

[Catbird]

How are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Hello.

[Jaime]

How you doing?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, I can't do it. It's like Michael Kane. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that was rough.

[Adam Ray]

Michael Kane. There's apparently how you can do a Michael Kane is just saying Michael Kane.

[Bobby Lee]

Michael Kine. Michael.

[Adam Ray]

Michael Kane.

[Bobby Lee]

Michael Kane. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Michael Kang.

[Bobby Lee]

Michael Kane.

[Adam Ray]

Throw a little like British Michael Kane.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Wow. Yours is a little downsy, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All mine.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, my great special title.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

All minor downs.

[Bobby Lee]

I always throw the downsy in it.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you do like any kind of. What's east coast like? East Coast? Hey, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Coast is like, I don't know, Cuban, right? Miami.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, he has a point.

[Adam Ray]

It's more of. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, usually when we say east coast, refer to like New York. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Boston, Connecticut, maybe.

[Catbird]

Like, I'm walking here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh. Bilt.

[Jaime]

Bilt.

[Bobby Lee]

Bilt. With Bilt, every rent payment earns you points that can be used toward flights, hotels, Lyft rides, Amazon.com purchases and so much, much more.

[Announcer]

Ooh.

[Bobby Lee]

And here's something I'm really excited about. Starting in February, Bilt members can earn points on mortgage payments for the first time.

[Announcer]

Yep, you got a big house.

[Catbird]

So you'll be able to get rewarded wherever you live and unlock a exclusive benefits with more than 45,000 restaurants, fitness studios, pharmacies and other neighborhood partners. Personally, I'd redeem my points for Bobby Lee's comedy show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Rent, credit, fitness classes. Oh.

[Announcer]

Where do you work out?

[Catbird]

Soul Cycle, Berries, Pure Bar, Corpower Cycle.

[Bobby Lee]

What about you, Jaime?

[Jaime]

Planet fitness and Amazon.com.

[Bobby Lee]

but you know what? Not student loan, pal. I'll tell you that.

[Catbird]

Right.

[Adam Ray]

Don't you?

[Announcer]

Built for that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Jaime]

yeah, very funny.

[Adam Ray]

Close it out, guys.

[Announcer]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Catbird]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jaime]

Want to see Your doctor impression.

[Bobby Lee]

Great.

[Jaime]

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[Catbird]

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[Announcer]

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[Bobby Lee]

Shoulder pain.

[Announcer]

Shoulder pain. He went on Zoc Daghana. Dr. Dr. Manesh Patel. And look at Bobby's shoulder now.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that dude. Mahatma Gandhi too.

[Announcer]

Guys, stop putting off those doctor appointments and go to Zocdoc.com belly to find and instantly book a doctorate you love today. That's zocdoc.combelly zocdoc.combelly but seriously, but seriously.

[Bobby Lee]

But seriously, you know, we do it with food. Why wouldn't we do it with your health? You know, it's like ZocDoc really is convenient. I mean, we joke around and stuff, but it's really serious. I, you know, I really had a dermatology situation and I went to Zocdoc and I got my face cleared up.

[Catbird]

Wow. What was on your face?

[Bobby Lee]

I had these weird. A rash.

[Catbird]

A rash.

[Adam Ray]

Sebor dermatitis.

[Catbird]

Oh, I have that on my scalp. Yeah, I should go on Zocdoc.

[Bobby Lee]

We can tell.

[Announcer]

Oh, guys, if you're like, cat, you need to get your scalp checked out. Make sure you go to Zocdoc. Thanks, Zocdoc, for sponsoring this message.

[Jaime]

Well, is okay. John Travolta is what?

[Bobby Lee]

John who? I've never heard of him before.

[Jaime]

New York John Travel. Yeah, he played a woman in Hairspray.

[Bobby Lee]

I have.

[Jaime]

I have a landing strip in my house. He doesn't have an airport or like,

[Adam Ray]

hasn't seen the movie. But doesn't he have a line of the movie? I have a landing strip in my house.

[Catbird]

Yeah, like the vagina?

[Jaime]

No, his house.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, John Travolta plays a woman in the movie.

[Jaime]

No, his house has a.

[Adam Ray]

His house has pubes.

[Jaime]

He has airstrip.

[Catbird]

A hair strip or an airstrip.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

He has a plane.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wait, we're talking about Travolta now. Yeah, like real life John Travolta. Yeah, he has. Yeah, well, he's a big plane guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Say I'm a big plane guy. As John Travolta. I'm a big plane guy.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

See, I don't even want to try. Yo, I like it.

[Adam Ray]

No, I'm Keep trying.

[Bobby Lee]

The reason why I closed my eyes. The reason why I closed my eyes is I was absorbing it. Yeah, right. I was like, can I envision John Travolta?

[Adam Ray]

Was that John Travolta? It was John Travolta wearing a jacket.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Tank top. Is he indoors when he said that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Really good. You like that movie?

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. White people.

[Adam Ray]

White people really love play I ever did. That's how I knew I wanted to do acting.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm not a grease guy myself.

[Adam Ray]

You're not?

[Bobby Lee]

No. When white people start making up words, it really scares the out of me.

[Adam Ray]

For real?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We all come together like shama, llama, llama. Once you start. Once you guys start going. Right. I start going, oh, my God. This is like white joy.

[Adam Ray]

That's actually a great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's expressing white joy. And we as minorities, we don't feel that joy. I hear you. Yeah.

[Catbird]

It sounds like a slur.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[Adam Ray]

You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

You call me.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

There's one extra that's like. You're not supposed to say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But when you guys start singing and are in pure joy, it's scary. Well, there's no.

[Adam Ray]

There's no why.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially that's movies. What set where?

[Catbird]

1960s.

[Bobby Lee]

But what. What city?

[Catbird]

The South.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

Los Angeles? Yeah.

[Catbird]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How many minorities are in that movie?

[Adam Ray]

A lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Not a single Mexican or a black

[Adam Ray]

guy in the background.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you don't. I've. I've paused.

[Adam Ray]

No, you.

[Bobby Lee]

And looked out. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

At the vending machines.

[Bobby Lee]

See if there's any minorities in the movie Greece.

[Adam Ray]

There's the vending machine going, hey, we. Do we got any.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you say?

[Adam Ray]

What was it? I like planes. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Even just one line. Hey, you can't drink in that fountain. Yeah. Yeah. Give them one.

[Adam Ray]

It's almost like the Olive Garden commercials. No black people in all commercials.

[Bobby Lee]

Any, Any.

[Catbird]

Okay.

[Announcer]

Said the original film of Greece featured very little racial diversity.

[Bobby Lee]

None, I would say.

[Adam Ray]

Very little. Yeah, it's pretty much.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's a Korean slam in there. I've talked about this before.

[Adam Ray]

We slam in Greece.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's a little, like. See, that's the thing. White people don't even notice it.

[Catbird]

What was this slam?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. We're not looking.

[Bobby Lee]

Not that big of a slam. It's just. It kind of hurt my feeling in

[Adam Ray]

our Defense, we're not looking for the Korean slam lamps, you know, we're looking to be moved musically.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. We're looking for.

[Bobby Lee]

You bypass you. You bypass the.

[Adam Ray]

I'm too focused on Shamalama Dingda, and I got no time for Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's in the slumber party.

[Catbird]

Okay. What'd she say?

[Bobby Lee]

This is my boyfriend doing this. She's showing her boyfriend. This is my boyfriend in Korea. And then one of the girl goes, oh, you're dating a Korean? No, he's in the military, silly.

[Adam Ray]

No way.

[Catbird]

They say that.

[Bobby Lee]

I think so.

[Adam Ray]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

No, to see if they. See if that's what they say.

[Adam Ray]

Pull up the whole movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Ye. It's the bedroom scene. It's. It's the sleepover slumber party scene.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go.

[Catbird]

Personally, I'm getting rather chilled from Bobby in Korea. Are you going with a Korean, dummy?

[Announcer]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

That's the slam.

[Jaime]

Sorry, that's not.

[Bobby Lee]

You're going with a Korean.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, it's more of a layup, you know, like, she's really just kind of like, you know, let's hear it one more time.

[Catbird]

But she says, personally, I'm getting rather cheer. Hey, what's that? From Bobby in Korea, dummies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Dummy, he's a Marine.

[Jaime]

Dummy, he's.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, her face also, you see, she, like, she did a little winced, like. Like she was disappointed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And then she said it, like, with full question mark at the end. Like what? Like, you know, there's whites out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

[Catbird]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a slam or. No?

[Catbird]

No, I think the dummy, he's a Marine is weird. Yeah, that part.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dummy, he's a Marine.

[Catbird]

Yeah. Like. And he's not just Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he' Korean as a kid out of fantasy.

[Adam Ray]

Marine Korean is a great band name. Marine Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marine Koreans. Yeah, yeah, right? It's great. Yeah, he's Marine. Yeah. So maybe it's. I. Maybe I just took. Because I saw that movie in the movie theater. Cool.

[Adam Ray]

Does the story get better? Hold that thought. We'll be right back.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't tell you.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget it. Maybe. No, no, no, no. I think we know. You're right.

[Adam Ray]

You go by yourself. Would you go.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. With a group of kids?

[Adam Ray]

Right. Gr.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And when that line is said in the theater and you're. And people are laughing at it. Yeah. And I'm kind of laughing, too. Like, why would you.

[Adam Ray]

Nervously.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Why would she say that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. In my mind it was hurtful at the time.

[Adam Ray]

1000%.

[Catbird]

His name's also Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, it's strange, right? I just realized that actually. No, don't. No, be honest.

[Adam Ray]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't remember that. Watching it like.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, silly. Yeah. Dude, why wouldn't it be? What if she said, oh, I would like, yeah, I am dating a Korean man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[Catbird]

yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Well, sure, because what if you were there with a girl and she was like, on the fence.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Then she saw that and she was

[Catbird]

like, okay, it's a no.

[Adam Ray]

The movies are right. You know, what am I doing? And she turned to you and she was just like, I gotta go. You know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So that. I mean, people get influenced by that stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Maybe I took it too.

[Jaime]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think? No, it was weird. It's weird.

[Announcer]

It's weird for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

It's weird for sure. But not. You know what I mean?

[Jaime]

It could. It's okay. It's weird. But you know what's weirder? What the.

[Adam Ray]

Sorry, go ahead.

[Jaime]

The good whale hunting.

[Adam Ray]

Great movie.

[Jaime]

Matt Damon, he wrote the whole movie. How you like them apples? Oh, yeah, yeah. Louis CK has a joke about that. But like, he said it because he wrote that himself. That's weird. Kind of the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Not the same thing. Okay, can I just say, because he

[Jaime]

wrote that movie himself, so he's like, you're doing like them.

[Adam Ray]

It's weird that he wrote that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not. I don't think so. I don't think it's the same thing.

[Catbird]

I don't quite understand what just happened.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't either. We were going through one thing where it was like.

[Jaime]

Cuz they wrote that because you said, yeah, so what? I'm dating a Korean. You know what I mean? Who?

[Adam Ray]

You guys voting for Biden? Trying to break the tension?

[Bobby Lee]

No, let me explain because it's like he's. He's drowning a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Am I? Yeah. You never.

[Jaime]

You never seen.

[Adam Ray]

Well, you're saying it's weird that. That Matt Damon wrote a line that probably based off his life in a movie that was based off his life that he wrote that he was in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, but nobody says stuff like that.

[Jaime]

Hey, how you like them apples?

[Adam Ray]

Right, right. But maybe he heard somebody say that and that's why he wrote that. Right.

[Jaime]

It's pretty gay. Okay, well.

[Adam Ray]

And this is what we call having a point of view.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Did you say, that's pretty gay? Like to.

[Adam Ray]

That's going to be your new get or done. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Pretty gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, thanks for your insight there. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Anyway.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, not getting that.

[Adam Ray]

30 seconds back. Have a candy cane, young boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Look at. Even George is perplexed.

[Adam Ray]

Everybody says, how about them?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Everyone says that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you say that.

[Jaime]

Well, it's a little toasting here.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I say mango, but you know what I mean, the fruit. Yeah, yeah. How do you like them mangoes?

[Adam Ray]

A roll off the tongue as well, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

More geographic, graphical.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

How about white people? What do we say?

[Bobby Lee]

That's what. Apples.

[Catbird]

Oh, apples.

[Adam Ray]

I think.

[Bobby Lee]

And a red apple is a very Americana thing.

[Adam Ray]

Totally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

It's so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it Sir Isaac Newton, right, With the red apple.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Was it a red apple or a.

[Adam Ray]

I think it was a red apple.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Johnny Appleseed.

[Adam Ray]

He's not a real guy. Yeah. But thanks for coming out today.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Wait, was the apple.

[Bobby Lee]

We read about him.

[Adam Ray]

We read about him because we read about him. All right, Another one. Who put the books in front of me when I was a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like all forms of apple?

[Jaime]

You know, when they like green apple.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not apple pie. No. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to throw out.

[Adam Ray]

So Mary, if you like it, Mary, kill applesauce. Apple pie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And just regular apple fritter.

[Jaime]

Apple pie, apple cider.

[Adam Ray]

But yeah, that. Sloppy seconds from Jason Bigs, though.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think. I don't know if I want to marry any of them. Okay. All right, so let's just say what you prefer.

[Adam Ray]

Great.

[Catbird]

Oh, well, never mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Get you the pie. The pie. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Here we go. 37 apple desserts that make us want to pick from the orchard.

[Bobby Lee]

But there's also applesauce. You said apple.

[Adam Ray]

I love apple.

[Bobby Lee]

Who. Who loves applesauce?

[Adam Ray]

Also haven't had it, I don't think, in like five years.

[Bobby Lee]

I love applesauce.

[Announcer]

Gobbler.

[Adam Ray]

That's good by itself, but I think you can put it. What do you put on it? Like cinnamon sugar and stuff and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You like?

[Bobby Lee]

I love apples in salads.

[Adam Ray]

Apples and.

[Catbird]

Oh, like walnuts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, apples and walnuts. Would you like that? Great apple. I love it.

[Adam Ray]

Apples and honey. Jews dip. Apples and honey.

[Bobby Lee]

The Jews do ye. Yeah. Congratulations. All right.

[Adam Ray]

I thought this was a safe space, but congratulations.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Adam Ray]

Congratulations, you found a treat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

That's a gallet.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Delicious.

[Bobby Lee]

That looks great. Because, you know. You know about Catbird, right? No, she's A, like, Michelin starry chef.

[Adam Ray]

Are you really?

[Catbird]

Oh, yeah, I used. I used to be.

[Adam Ray]

That's a very cool, fun fact.

[Catbird]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't that cool?

[Adam Ray]

Where, where, where are you from again?

[Catbird]

I'm from here, but I lived in the uk. I was over there for a long time.

[Adam Ray]

Is that where you became a Michelin star chef?

[Catbird]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

You work for Michel. When you say Michelin star, you work for a Michelin star restaurant? Yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

One star.

[Adam Ray]

Two star.

[Catbird]

Two and three.

[Bobby Lee]

Two and three.

[Adam Ray]

Sounds like my uber rating.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I lived in the UK for almost a year.

[Catbird]

Oh, cool.

[Adam Ray]

Where did you live?

[Catbird]

I lived in London and Cookham, which is just south.

[Bobby Lee]

So if, if we gave you a bunch of ingredients, you could cook us something really good.

[Adam Ray]

You think, ooh, chopped tiger belly style.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Like, what's, what's your, like, specialty? You think?

[Catbird]

I really liked beef Wellington. So that's why you, like, rolled out puff pastry and then put rib on.

[Bobby Lee]

You go with puff. I love puff pastry.

[Catbird]

Well, I used to do a lot of patisserie and like, like a Peno Shakolat and all that stuff.

[Adam Ray]

Pen Shaka is opening for Marine Korean. It's callback. It's a callback?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't understand. It's so complex. It's so complex. That's called a callback.

[Adam Ray]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah. I learned something up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's observational?

[Adam Ray]

Give me where's. Why is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

What? You ever go to the airport?

[Bobby Lee]

Who am I landing strip Seinfeld? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You ever go to the airport and you go and your ticket says date, but the plane is parked in the aate?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And so you got to walk from

[Bobby Lee]

D to A. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

But you've got it. But you go to the bathroom and say, this bathroom is only for number twos, and you go, well, I thought this is where the dogs go to the bathroom. Take it. I mean, mate, what is the deal with that?

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Very, very good.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Call it.

[Adam Ray]

Yes. And you kept it moving. I honestly thought you were going to shut down, so mad props.

[Bobby Lee]

But, but, but, I mean, you went from being a great chef to standup. Yeah, yeah. Why? I mean, you're great at standup and you're really funny and you, you wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it,

[Adam Ray]

but Michelin star chef is what he's trying to say, feels like a pretty lucrative set career.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a set career?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Like, you're locked up then if you own the restaurant.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Catbird]

It's pretty tricky. I. I went up to, like, sous chef, and I was doing pastry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

And then it was just hard to. You have to basically own a restaurant, and I. I was the only lady in the kitchen, and it was very, like, it. It came, like, really toxic, and. And it just.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you cry a lot?

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Is the kitchen more like Chef, the movie with Jon Favreau, or more like Ratatouille, the movie with the rat?

[Catbird]

Oh, good question.

[Adam Ray]

Or burnt. Burnt or burnt. Or bear.

[Jaime]

Or bear, I'd say.

[Adam Ray]

Or the revenant?

[Bobby Lee]

Probably bear.

[Catbird]

The revenant.

[Adam Ray]

Is it like the revenant?

[Announcer]

A lot of one shots.

[Adam Ray]

A lot of one shots.

[Catbird]

Yeah. The grizzly bear is the head chef,

[Adam Ray]

and then every head chef is crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

How can you not be?

[Catbird]

You have to be.

[Adam Ray]

The stress is out of control. I bet.

[Catbird]

Yeah. So your tolerance, or, like, you're just. You're constantly operating at, like, an insane

[Bobby Lee]

amount of anxiety, and you're probably slammed out of.

[Catbird]

Out of control, but you don't sleep either. Like, we'd start at, like, 5 in the morning, and we get done at 2am and then most people. Because you don't get paid anything, too, so most of the chefs in the.

[Adam Ray]

Paid in grilled cheese.

[Catbird]

Not even. Because you're so stressed.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you eat the food?

[Catbird]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't eat your own food.

[Adam Ray]

You're no. No stressed. You're. You have no appetite.

[Catbird]

Yeah. I lost 15. I was £15 skinnier than I was. I was, like, sickly.

[Adam Ray]

No, no.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I'm glad you got back to.

[Bobby Lee]

You're skinny now. That's incredible.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. That was how strong?

[Adam Ray]

All from stress and just anxiety and.

[Catbird]

Yeah. The chef would, like, he would pull my hair during the service.

[Adam Ray]

Did you ask for it?

[Catbird]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

I loved it. Was the pastry undercooked?

[Adam Ray]

It was the only way I could get the salad on time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, chef.

[Jaime]

Yes.

[Adam Ray]

Funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. They get violent.

[Adam Ray]

That sucks.

[Catbird]

Yeah. I had a halibut thrown at me once.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. Alive.

[Catbird]

Dead. But it wasn't cooked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So if a. If a live halibut was thrown at you, I would try to find water right away.

[Adam Ray]

No, get it back.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't care.

[Adam Ray]

Got to save it, then go back and get it, then eat it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In fact, you know when I ever see, like, a cooking show, right. And I see them, like, there's a new Korean show called Culinary Wars. Culinary wars, which I love. So good.

[Jaime]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a great show. Right? I'm binging it. Me too.

[Announcer]

It's the best culinary Monster Season two.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, but it's all Korean chefs or what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's Korean chefs. And, you know, there. So they'll grab your ingredients, and it's always like an alive lobster. It's a. Kill it before. Yeah. You know, I don't like it. I don't like this. What? Why do lobsters make that sound when you boil them?

[Adam Ray]

I don't like.

[Catbird]

They're sad.

[Bobby Lee]

I think this. I heard.

[Announcer]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's air escaping from their shell.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

But you hear this? It's a sound. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Which is help in lobster. Yeah, it is. Yes. They also. There's. You can see if you.

[Jaime]

You.

[Adam Ray]

If you really try, you can see into their eyes, and they are like. I mean, right before. Like, I. I've seen guys just pull them out of, like, you. Like this one and then just snap it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't know how they do that.

[Adam Ray]

Wild.

[Catbird]

The first time I ever cooked crab, I didn't know that you had to do it alive.

[Bobby Lee]

And it was like, you have to do it alive.

[Catbird]

You have to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you have to do it alive?

[Catbird]

You have to. In the kitchen. You have to boil it alive and then crack it and then pick it.

[Bobby Lee]

But why can't you kill it?

[Catbird]

You can. You should. But it's the fre.

[Bobby Lee]

We're waiting for them to get old, cold.

[Catbird]

They get sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Let them be, like, you know where they're, like, ready to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This one died naturally. We can eat it now, but what do we do?

[Adam Ray]

We take. We take the fresh.

[Jaime]

How would you know if they have a disease?

[Adam Ray]

Great question.

[Jaime]

A great one.

[Bobby Lee]

Rabies. Rabies or did they get tested? My lobster has rabies in it.

[Adam Ray]

Send it back. How do you know? You don't know that. It doesn't.

[Jaime]

My lobster.

[Catbird]

Crabs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, my lobster has crab.

[Adam Ray]

That's a Judy Bloom book.

[Catbird]

It's actually an after.

[Adam Ray]

Dear Margaret, it's me. It was My lobster has crabs. That's how she taught. That's how Judy Bloom taught young girls about std.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He's completely out.

[Adam Ray]

Doesn't know who.

[Bobby Lee]

Judy Bloom,

[Adam Ray]

by the way. That's every.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

That's how I learned about my period. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

[Jaime]

For real?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Judy Blue.

[Adam Ray]

That's right. That's what it's about, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's great. Anything.

[Adam Ray]

Anything else?

[Bobby Lee]

Any insight?

[Jaime]

I just seen the movie Hunger.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

Anyway, you know what I Love is Chop Jr. You watch Chop Jr?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Jaime]

With Ramsey.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Adam Ray]

No, it's just chopped but with kids. So you have these like 12 year old kids coming and being like, I made a lemon bolognese. It's really good. And the judges are just as harsh as they are to adults. So they're like, they're like, oh, yeah. Who likes the lemon bolognese?

[Bobby Lee]

Caleb.

[Adam Ray]

And he's like, like, my mom. I had my mom try it. She said, my mom said it's really good. And the judge is like, well, your mom's a idiot, dude. This tastes like dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And they're like, christina, your tuna tartar is flat like your chest. And maybe next time. And she's like, I'm only seven, I don't have tits yet. So thanks for the feedback though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, they are just ruthless.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

It's wild.

[Catbird]

The kids take it.

[Adam Ray]

The kids take it. Well, they're, they're, they find gangster chef kids that are just like, they have a lot of chutzpah and confidence that they're like, I'm going to be the next Chop. I'm going to be the next Gordon Ramsay. Then that's Wolfgang Puck, the Wolfgang Off.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Wolfgang in parenting that. I think that's important. I would tell my kid if they were on that show, don't cry on TV 1,000%. Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And also those kids are.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't mean anything.

[Adam Ray]

Those kids are the spelling bee kids that like boss their parent.

[Bobby Lee]

Cry on tv. I'm leaving you at the studio.

[Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

What, Daddy?

[Adam Ray]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you heard me.

[Adam Ray]

You heard me. Don't act like you didn't hear me. I know you heard me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, make the bolognese.

[Adam Ray]

Make the bolognese right now.

[Bobby Lee]

We like you did times yesterday.

[Adam Ray]

But dad, I'm about to go in. No, make it now four minutes. But they give us 20 in the show. Make it in four.

[Bobby Lee]

Like this.

[Adam Ray]

You're dead to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, push pause. If that was my kid. Dude, this is. This is me.

[Adam Ray]

By the way, that's me when I. This is me.

[Bobby Lee]

This is me going home.

[Adam Ray]

Get this kid, man. Yeah, dude, that's Ramsey show find. Find a young com. Like, type in like cocky chopped kid or something. Like, there's gotta be definitely a white kid. Of course. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's always. Yeah. My name's Benjamin, but you can call me B. I think.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? I think I would. Would you have cried as a kid or were you that. Since I was sensitive.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, if I was on a. I mean, I don't know. My first play was in the Fifth grade, and I was pretty comfy on stage, but that's like, I knew what I was doing. If I was like, succumb. It also wasn't like I knew everyone was like, the wizard of Oz.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

It was a fat kid in a lion suit. Like, I got to Oz and I asked for ice cream cake instead of courage, you know? But so, like. But if I was up on stage and. And people were, like, telling me I sucked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I probably would cry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. I think any.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think, because I was on the tennis team in middle school, and there was, like, a little tournament and there was, like, people in the bleachers, like, right?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was serving. I put it and I swing at it. I completely missed the ball. Right. And everyone started laughing, and I looked at them, and I literally. For the second serve, I did the same exact thing.

[Adam Ray]

No, purposely. Oh, purposely.

[Bobby Lee]

Purposely.

[Adam Ray]

Is that what you want?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, at. That's me.

[Catbird]

Was that when that happened? That exact shot?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if that's that shot, but I didn't give a.

[Catbird]

Good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Adam Ray]

Bobby, look at you. Little tennis player, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did a lot of sports.

[Adam Ray]

Were you. You. You look like you're pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

I was good.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was very athletic.

[Catbird]

I once got panced in front of my crush, and I cried.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait.

[Announcer]

Girls pants other girls.

[Adam Ray]

The chef do that. If you don't get that, you. You'll get the milk out now. You don't get the milk out, I'm gonna pant you in front of your crush.

[Bobby Lee]

You were bullied in school.

[Catbird]

Yeah, but the guy who pants me, his name was Ben Glover.

[Adam Ray]

Ben Gloger. Oh, so he's got to live with that.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So guess what? Yeah. Circle gets a square.

[Catbird]

And he pantsed me in front of.

[Adam Ray]

Who's your crush?

[Catbird]

The soccer team.

[Adam Ray]

Well, the whole soccer team was your crush.

[Bobby Lee]

It was your underwear, too, or just.

[Adam Ray]

Just.

[Catbird]

Just my. Just my basketball shorts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

It's enough.

[Bobby Lee]

It's enough.

[Catbird]

I had granny panties on.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you could get expelled from school for that now. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

He had to apologize to my dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Do.

[Adam Ray]

We had Ben Gloger. Had to apologize to my dad's name.

[Catbird]

Mark.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Mark.

[Adam Ray]

Was your dad, like, great, dude. He was. He already said on, like, I'm. Doesn't matter how much this kid apologizes. I'm gonna, like, make him fear for his life a little.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You love your dad, Dad.

[Catbird]

I do love my dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is he still with us?

[Catbird]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, good.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Awesome. Mom too.

[Catbird]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Your parents are still. For your back for your sleepy time. Sleepy time.

[Catbird]

Sleepy time sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a bunch of rooms in my house. I have elix sleep in all my bedrooms. I'll tell you why I have guests over people spending the night, you know, I mean in an apocalyptic situation, I want people to sleep in the nice, nicest bed they could possibly do. It's so easy, dude. It's affordable. It's easy. You take. Take a quiz. Wow. To see what kind of mattress suits you. You know what I mean? Free shipping, seamless delivery. Oh yeah. A helix delivers your matches right to your door with free shipping in the usa. How free? And the happy.

[Catbird]

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[Announcer]

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[Catbird]

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[Announcer]

Jaime, you slept over at Bobby's house last night. How was the mattress?

[Jaime]

Yeah, it felt like I slept for 127 hours. You ever seen that movie? Yeah, that's how I felt.

[Catbird]

Doesn't he cut his arm off in that?

[Jaime]

Yeah, but I still slept like a baby.

[Announcer]

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[Bobby Lee]

Your parents are still.

[Adam Ray]

Still. Yeah. It's all still alive.

[Bobby Lee]

I know your family.

[Adam Ray]

Mom.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Mom loves you. Mom and stepdad George. And then my dad is in a home in Yakima. But what do you mean like an assisted. Like an apartment.

[Bobby Lee]

And when you go there, are you.

[Adam Ray]

No, because they're all clicking and ticking, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Adam Ray]

I mean my. My stepdad and mom are.

[Bobby Lee]

Are.

[Adam Ray]

Every time I go home, I. I don't want to say I get sad, but I really try to stay up as late as possible. Them. I try to do every. Just because I just want. I don't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

They're just. Stepdad's 82, mom's 76. And they feel like they're not going anywhere because my mom always says I. My biggest fear is when you would come home. When I would go home and see my mom and I could tell that she got older and I was like, mom, you don't feel like that. I mean, you saw my mom in Dallas. She's like. And from when you saw her, when you first met me and taking me on the road. Like she's. Yeah. Hair maybe a little different color, but same funky energy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So I. I don't fear that because I just feel like. But you know, but every time I go home, it is more time has passed and so you can't help but be cognizant of that.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, dude. I think about it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Because you go, oh, she's 82 now. It time.

[Adam Ray]

Well, you think about like people that haven't made it to that or they get to 70. Like my dad is, I think 81. And he's not as mobile as they are, but he's still mentally sharp. Like I can still joke with him and he's, you know, he. He. His stories, you know, suck. But. Yeah. There's my mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Sweetheart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

Just a. What a great picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, thank you. Was that you? Yeah. For your wedding. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Who else that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wasn't I invited to your wedding?

[Adam Ray]

You were.

[Bobby Lee]

Were. No, I wasn't.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you were.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way I was.

[Adam Ray]

I swear to God. You were invited.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way I was because I would have gone if I was invited.

[Adam Ray]

We'll get to the bottom of this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

I met you and Andrew and Andrew texted back and say couldn't go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was never invited.

[Adam Ray]

I swear I was never invited.

[Announcer]

I think you were.

[Adam Ray]

I swear you were invited.

[Bobby Lee]

Where was it at?

[Adam Ray]

Arizona.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, I was invited. No, I don't. I don't.

[Adam Ray]

I don't remember not. You could.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't remember the. The invite but.

[Adam Ray]

But you couldn't go for some reason. I remember I.

[Bobby Lee]

You were on tour.

[Adam Ray]

What day have been it.

[Announcer]

What day did you get married?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, don't ask me. October 29th.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. You're on Halloween. You might have been doing some bad friendship. I saw you a few weeks after or before and I just remember you saying, I can't go. I remember that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, then I couldn't go. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

But I wanted to cuz Andrew couldn't go. So maybe you guys did have something, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So. Where your heart is. Yeah. Yeah. George, did you get married?

[Jaime]

Married?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How goes? I wasn't invited to your wedding. No one.

[Adam Ray]

It was during COVID My parents didn't even show up.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, all right, good. Good answer. Guess who I. Who's who? Who's that wedding. Did I go to yours? Dude, My guy, man. Yeah. Where? Hawaii.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

I went to his wedding spot. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, I have a great Wedding story. I skipped my.

[Bobby Lee]

One of my best really good ones Anyway, guys. You got me that earlier, dude. And so that's how it feels, you said. Really? That's how I feel.

[Adam Ray]

But you said.

[Bobby Lee]

But your face.

[Adam Ray]

You said. But you said. Really good one.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Adam Ray]

And the bit is. Does the story get better? So that's the. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

I did it different. I did mine different.

[Adam Ray]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not even paying attention, dude.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Congrats.

[Adam Ray]

What did I say about touching me after San Antonio?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. No, I'm joking.

[Adam Ray]

I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Love you too, Adam.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, look at. Yeah. How do you feel about Catbird?

[Adam Ray]

Amazing. Hilarious. I love.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Becoming a fixture at the store.

[Adam Ray]

I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But some of the.

[Adam Ray]

Wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Google employees.

[Adam Ray]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Have it out for you.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, why? Cuz you. Cuz you're moving and shaking.

[Bobby Lee]

You're up and coming.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, don't worry about that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just something I feel. I don't know this for certain. I like to call. You know, I like to call.

[Adam Ray]

Don't even listen. You don't even pay attention.

[Bobby Lee]

Hypothetical. It's all hypothetical. You know how I feel.

[Adam Ray]

But you know what?

[Bobby Lee]

You like what I like? Know what I like to do?

[Adam Ray]

Every. Every comic, every young comic, they're coming up, like, you go through that. There's a weird balance of, like, we're all in this together and supportive, and then somebody gets one thing and you're like, I hope they. I hope they bomb that just for last showcase. And you have to find that. You have to find this place where you're, like, focused on your. Putting all your energy towards what Cat is doing. And. And just. Even if you have to force out smiles of, like, I'm. I'm happy for them. Just say that. Because that's what she does.

[Bobby Lee]

She overcompensates with a smile.

[Adam Ray]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

But she knows there are knives out, right? Are there knives out?

[Catbird]

Always.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There are knives out, right?

[Catbird]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I can feel it.

[Catbird]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. I love it. It.

[Adam Ray]

Welcome to the biz. Wel, wait. One great wedding story.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just do mine real quick?

[Adam Ray]

It's your show.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No, go ahead. Wedding.

[Adam Ray]

I skipped my best friend's wedding because the very first road gig I ever got with me, Toledo, Ohio, and Bobby asked me, after we met at the Belly Room of the Comedy Store, he asked me to do a college. First of all, he took me down to the OR and goes, do you have 20 minutes right now? Could you Crush after me. And I go, yeah. And I could not. I mean I had maybe eight minutes, but I, I just. In my head I was like, I think you're supposed to say yes. Cuz this is like one of those opportunities you see in the movie. Like hey kid, can you. You know. And so I went down and he introduced me to Tommy. And Tommy's like, I don't think he's ready yet, but maybe. And then Bobby's like, well, when you could you be ready? And I was like, I don't know. And then he's like, Bobby goes, you should work here. He like, you should be around here. And I, then I started working there and then here we are. But so then Bobby wanted me to go on a college with him. Nick Yousef wasn't going to be able to do it. Could do it. And then he goes, we'll find some other dates. And then sort of see me around more. I'm working there, seeing you, saw me on stage. And then he goes, you want to come to Toledo, Ohio and do the road with me? And then if that goes well, we have a bunch of other dates. And it was my best friend's wedding. And I go, I can't come. And wow. I go, I go, I feel like if I don't. I feel like if I say no to Bobby, I'm never gonna get asked. And I guarantee you wouldn't ask me

[Announcer]

if he said no. But it's like I have my best friend's wedding.

[Bobby Lee]

What would you honestly say I'm going to. I'll. I'll. I'll answer it by a couple of things. Yeah. All right. There was a girl at the store, right, That I asked her to do Irvine, right? And she says cuz she had a gig, but it was like not as good. And she goes, I can't do it because after asking me a lot to do it and I may never use her again, here's another. What, you think that's wrong?

[Adam Ray]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Wait, so she, she asked you.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrea Gin bailed on a weekend like two days before Phoenix, right? And I don't think I could ever use her. So I don't think so.

[Adam Ray]

Well, there's honoring your commitments and then there's like people are trying to make their money and if something comes along, but also, I don't know, like you gotta.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what it is. If, If I asked, if you're really close, if I asked you, right, can you open for me? Right? And you're like, no, I'm opening For Jaime.

[Catbird]

No, that.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right, right.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So that I'd be like.

[Jaime]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I would hurt my feelings. I don't know why.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or no.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cancel high or.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know what? Also, you made a commitment.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what. You know.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, just say you got sick and rub your stomach like he. You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be.

[Adam Ray]

Wait the call back.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let me. Let me answer it in a real way.

[Jaime]

Wait, so this means I can't do dates with you anymore?

[Adam Ray]

No, always. Always hit me up. The amount of guest spots I give out are crazy. Hey, Adam always hit me up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, for him not to go to San Antonio for this make believe. Stomachache is not.

[Adam Ray]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so.

[Adam Ray]

It is fun to.

[Bobby Lee]

These kids have to learn, right?

[Adam Ray]

All right, boss.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, if you skip pull up. Anyways.

[Adam Ray]

Original boss.

[Bobby Lee]

My gig for the wedding. I. I think I would understand.

[Adam Ray]

I think you would have too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I would have. Given.

[Announcer]

What was your relationship, though, back then?

[Bobby Lee]

Not like now. He was a young kid. Yeah, I was young.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, it was the first time he asked me to go. I mean, we started to get chummy around the store, but, like, it was. Nobody had asked me to go on the road. And it was. And it was Bobby Lee. So I'm like, what are you. Are you kidding me?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And my buddy was bummed, but I just was like, I get one shot at doing what I'm trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

You also got a. I gave you

[Adam Ray]

a lot of shots after that. It went great. We had a great hang. And he must have given me a couple years. A year, maybe almost three years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave him dates.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. So I truly believe that. That, like, because you had a few people in the rotation, but I did a majority for a few years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We've had some bad ones, though.

[Adam Ray]

No way.

[Announcer]

You guys have a casino one. Some weird casino.

[Bobby Lee]

The gambling you told a story about. Yeah, yeah. Mur.

[Adam Ray]

Bad ones. I don't know what you mean by that. Murder city. Every time. I was just talking about this the other day because where was. Oh, Stand up Live. I was just at this weekend for New Year's.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great club.

[Adam Ray]

What a great club. But I just. And last time I was there, you popped in and did a guest spot and place went bananas. Yeah, but we were talking about when I stopped opening for you and how I think it was in Seattle. I wish. I saw the voicemail and Bobby left me a voicemail he goes, hey, I know we're gonna be in your hometown this weekend. Okay. Mama's gonna be there. Cool. Hey, cool, man.

[Jaime]

Cool.

[Adam Ray]

Mom's gonna be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Family's coming out. Awesome, dude. Take it easy. Take it easy. Don't crush too hard. Don't crush too hard. Take it easy. This weekend. Take it easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And you have that message still.

[Adam Ray]

I wish I did. And so.

[Bobby Lee]

But.

[Adam Ray]

And I was just kind of, you know, starting to find a little bit of a groove with a. A good 20, 25. And. And I remember I asked my girlfriend at the time, I was like, what do I do? I was like, I feel like he's being serious. If I really. If I really go hard, that he's going to, like, fire me. And I, like, I did my thing. I was like, I just got to. Whatever happens, happens.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to survive. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And guess what? You end up doing what he does. He goes up there, crushes, and then realizes when he gets up off. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's. They're here for me. You can do what you want because I'm still going to do what I'm going to do, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can I go back to the thing I was going to say way earlier?

[Adam Ray]

No, we're good. It's good to see you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I owe you one. I owe you one. All right. I owe you another one. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a. Here's why I'm. We. Because I have to remind people what we were talking about. About the jealousy thing. The score and the knives. Right. So I remember there was a comic, Freddy Soto and I. There was this thing called Friday Night Video. It was on NBC.

[Adam Ray]

It was a stand up showcase.

[Bobby Lee]

Stand up showcase. It was in the 90s and Henry Cho.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Hosted it or whatever. And, you know, there wasn't a lot of TV back then, so I remember. And Freddie and I knew each other from open mic. And then one day he goes, I just did Friday Night Video. And I go, how'd you get that? And he. Then he's pot. He stopped me and he goes, no, congratulations first. Whoa. And I went, you know what, dude? You're right. That was up. Congratulations. Because it's like, he's my friend.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it. It just felt ugly, you know, Then when he called me out like that, you know, I mean, he was right, you know, because it's like. And eventually I got my own thing. But my point is, is that you

[Adam Ray]

made it about yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

I made it about myself. Yeah. Yeah. It's gross house. You know, but there's a lot of that going on in comedy.

[Adam Ray]

It's tough, man. Especially now, like, with like a clip. I don't say a clip can make you. But, like, because it can't. But like, it can get you a nice little boost for a week, right. And people going, hey, cool. But it's the fact that some people are like, probably more outside of our business that are like, just get a couple tick tocks that pop off, you can headline, right? It's like, that's not happening. You definitely. Matt Rife didn't have one tick tock. Yeah, one tick tock that maybe opened the door for others. But it was a flurry of hundreds that went viral before he collected this fan base. But. But there is just so much of that, like, yeah, I don't know, support. But then also, like, I'll undercut you.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it? So that's still going on at that. At the comedy story thing, I'd say. Let me tell you about this kid.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

I wish that guy existed. I think it's years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

I think so. I think so. And I think that the. I mean, in the door guy world, it's like, it's kind of in that vein to, you know, people get spots every week. What spots are you getting the main room spots or the belly room spots?

[Bobby Lee]

But I mean, can I say something?

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I don't know if you can add on. Right. But there's obviously really good guys and guys that are just not. Haven't found it yet.

[Adam Ray]

You are. You're. You are where you're supposed to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Why were you laughing? I've been trying to say it in the nicest way.

[Announcer]

I like his way, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

The way I control what you can control. It happens when it's supposed to happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Picture this. It's late at night.

[Announcer]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

You're scrolling through your feeds.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When all of a sudden you see it. Oh, my God. That one product that you've been looking for. You click on the link, add to cart, maybe even shop around a little bit more before finally hitting checkout. As you're filling it in your address, you realize you don't have your card anywhere near you. That's when you see it. That purple pay button that has all your information saved, making checking out simple

[Announcer]

as a tap of your screen.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Announcer]

We use it on our website. When we sell merch, we use all the AI tools. It makes it super easy. You don't have to be some kind of like mastermind or genius to create a website.

[Jaime]

You can.

[Announcer]

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[Adam Ray]

people. Dude, Brett Ernst told me when I was at La Jolla with him and Brian Scalar and I was like complaining about not getting live at Gotham. I was six years in or a half hour special and he goes, dude, control. You can control role, right? All the time get on stage. He goes, that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

All you can do is what you can do.

[Adam Ray]

Yes, he was, he was yours. He goes, he goes, I'm watching you waste so much time complaining about that. You have nothing. He's like, what do you think complaining about it's going to make Comedy Central go, this guy's hungry. He's really, he's really, he really wants it. You know, we'll give it to him. We feel bad. He's like, no, you, when you get to where you're, you know, you're, you're people are taking notice or you're doing really well on stage and you're other things are happening coming your way opportunity wise. That's when it feel. It just happens. Adam, wrap it up. Wrap it up.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So My point is adamraconi.com for my.

[Bobby Lee]

I got my second one. I got my second one. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Two for two.

[Bobby Lee]

Two for two, dude.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna win this.

[Adam Ray]

Wow, that was long. I know. I get passionate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Everyone has their own path, right?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. All right. Yeah. No, she.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry.

[Catbird]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

That was so up.

[Adam Ray]

I had to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone has their own path, right?

[Adam Ray]

No, you're exactly right. You're exactly right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Obviously

[Adam Ray]

that's what that meant. That's what that meant. They were singing about everyone's own path.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do a cut off Eventually. Okay.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

But not yet.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it in a. Good timing, though. The timing is important.

[Adam Ray]

It's an anytime bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's an anytime bit. Right. So we're expecting a cut off from you.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

So if you're going to do it my way, it's usually so if somebody starts. So somebody goes like. So I go, oh, man. This one time. Okay. So in the fifth grade. And then as soon as there's a pause is the story get better.

[Catbird]

Better.

[Adam Ray]

Right. Because the story, obviously, it's just.

[Bobby Lee]

He can't do. Because he already done it. Like, this was a new thing.

[Adam Ray]

That was great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying, create your own way.

[Adam Ray]

Create your own version.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Your own version.

[Adam Ray]

Don't cut off.

[Bobby Lee]

But don't do it in the next five minutes. Do it later. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You gotta wait.

[Bobby Lee]

It's when we don't expect.

[Jaime]

Okay, Okay, I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. Okay, good.

[Jaime]

I wrote it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Announcer]

I wrote down my interruption.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe memorize it.

[Jaime]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. So. But anyway, you're up and coming. That's.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Andrea Jin got passed.

[Catbird]

Passed.

[Bobby Lee]

Great.

[Adam Ray]

That's awesome. She's.

[Bobby Lee]

I was. I was there.

[Adam Ray]

She got passed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she. Cuz, you know, a couple years ago, she was like. I was like, like, I got to get this. Somebody passed.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Just. I.

[Adam Ray]

We needed more women 1000%.

[Bobby Lee]

We need more women at the Comedy Store. Right. In my mind, I was like, Leslie la Andre J, maybe.

[Jaime]

And then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I pushed it through. And then, you know, Rose said before. Because I'm gonna. Rose said before, I'm neat. I'm gonna need to see her two or three times. Right. And so, you know, she. She had Andrea follow Rick Ingram. Whoa. Who destroyed that night.

[Catbird]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, every night.

[Bobby Lee]

And then when she got off stage, Rose just followed it out and said, you know, I was gonna see you a couple of times, but I'm just gonna pass you. And I cried.

[Adam Ray]

Whoa. No way.

[Catbird]

He did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You saw me? Yeah. I cried.

[Catbird]

So did she.

[Bobby Lee]

We both cried together and hugged. Yeah. I was so excited about it. Yeah. That would have been the perfect opportunity for you to cut me off.

[Announcer]

I was looking at him the whole time like, bro.

[Jaime]

No, but that was a good story.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Nailed it, dude.

[Adam Ray]

Nailed it.

[Bobby Lee]

I was waiting for it because I was trying to keep.

[Adam Ray]

You were almost kind of keeping it.

[Bobby Lee]

I was trying to.

[Adam Ray]

Emotional.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Emotional. Yeah. I was like, this is the perfect dude.

[Adam Ray]

If he had just gone up with like, like, just like, you know, Dick

[Bobby Lee]

do it can't be a wise thing.

[Adam Ray]

No, no. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be one of these, like.

[Adam Ray]

Wait, what were. Yeah, there you go. What were you thinking of done?

[Jaime]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. No, don't do it yet. You're going to do it. You're going to do it.

[Adam Ray]

Or what if he just put his hood on and pulled the strings?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

But that was a good.

[Bobby Lee]

But you're so successful.

[Adam Ray]

No, but for real, that was really.

[Catbird]

I really enjoyed that story.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you really enjoy that story?

[Catbird]

Yeah, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. It's. You know, when you see. I get still excited when people, you know, I mean, achieve things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So tough.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you feel. Is that it?

[Jaime]

Yeah, it was. Yawn.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It's when I. I know.

[Adam Ray]

That's a. That's a good one.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good one.

[Adam Ray]

But the timing's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

The timing was really bad, but it's when somebody was doing something very long and meandering is when you do it because he just. Yeah, and we were gonna set you up, but now we know what it's gonna be. So you have to come up with something.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right. But don't do it.

[Adam Ray]

Obnoxious Yawn, though, is pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's pretty good. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And Obnoxious Yan is actually. They were gonna open for Marine Korean,

[Bobby Lee]

but they really good callback. People forgot.

[Adam Ray]

But I don't know, like, pasty taste.

[Bobby Lee]

Chocolate.

[Catbird]

Yeah, Pasty tits.

[Adam Ray]

Improv stuff, you know. Shakala. I. The first time and only time I ever babysat for a kid, it was my mom's friend, this weird story that made me think of. I've never told this. My mom was. I think I was 12, and she's like, you should start trying to get, you know, a job to make some, you know, money, whatever. Just like to have candy money, you know, you're gay. You're gay.

[Jaime]

You're gay.

[Adam Ray]

That's.

[Announcer]

It's good if the timing was better.

[Adam Ray]

Cut back. Cut back to the picture of my wedding. Cut back to the picture of my wedding. Wedding. Now that's gay. You're gay.

[Bobby Lee]

The laugh and then you're gay was really good. That was really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Dude, you won a free jajabi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that was really good. So anyway, finish.

[Adam Ray]

So my mom has a friend from temple and she's newly divorced and she wants to go out on a date. My mom goes, my son Adam will babysit your kid. Kid is like seven. I showed up. I don't know how to do anything. Mom teaches me how to make SpaghettiOs. She goes, Just watch movies all night. You'll be fine. She goes, I'm going to go see Chocolat. I go, I think it's pronounced chocolate. I said this. I'm 12. She goes, It's Chocolat. And I was like, okay, have a good time. She leaves. I start making SpaghettiOs. Kid locks himself in the room. He's like, I don't want SpaghettiOs. I want pizza. I was like, well, I can't drive you little. So it's SpaghettiOs or bust. I make SpaghettiOs. I sit down. I start watching TV. He's locked in the room. I. Dude, smoke goes off. I burnt the SpaghettiOs. Boom. Fire alarms, all this burn. It just. He comes out freaking out. Goes back in the room. Takes, like a loaf of bread in to eat that. Mom comes back. I'm like, how was the movie? I'm just sitting there. He didn't talk to me the whole time. Whole house smells like smoke. She goes, what happened? I go. And then before I can even say, kid runs out of the room, goes, he tried to lie. He tried to burn the house down and lock me in my room. Room.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

I'm 12, and I didn't have, like, the wherewithal to be like, that's not true, you little. Right. And I was just like, he didn't want to watch, you know? And then she was just like, I'm going to take you home. And that took the blame. Yeah, I took the blame.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I wish I knew where this. That's what Facebook is for, is to find people like that. Like, I wish I could find them. And, like, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

You can't weaken at me by, like, come on. That's why I.

[Adam Ray]

Why do you think I was adding details?

[Bobby Lee]

The. It's about timing.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Announcer]

Good bits. The timing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah. The bit.

[Adam Ray]

You were 30 seconds too late, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

As soon as I said the kid locked himself in his room, you say you're gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do it again. That's your thing.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, that's your thing now.

[Bobby Lee]

You made it up. What?

[Jaime]

Your closet.

[Bobby Lee]

A gay man.

[Adam Ray]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Announcer]

Get out of the closet, man.

[Adam Ray]

Closet man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

No, we're not talking about when you were talking to yourself in edibles last week. You're talking about when you're trying to throw insults to.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, what else do you want, too? This is too. I'm too.

[Jaime]

I'm too nice.

[Adam Ray]

How long have these been sitting here?

[Bobby Lee]

We just opened it earlier.

[Adam Ray]

Delicious.

[Bobby Lee]

They're great, right?

[Adam Ray]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

They're from Japan.

[Jaime]

Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Gilbert went to Tokyo. There's.

[Announcer]

That one is a curry rice. Fries. You want to try that?

[Adam Ray]

What you call me?

[Bobby Lee]

Which one? This is. This one. Wait, this is curry rice.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, these. I'm not even joking. Are delicious.

[Catbird]

Can I try one?

[Bobby Lee]

Try the Pringle. Let's try Turk rice.

[Announcer]

Try the Pringles. That are oyster flavor. Flavor.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Here.

[Adam Ray]

I'm not even a fan of oysters, but I trust you. Here we go.

[Announcer]

Grilled oysters.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Is there a way I can like order? I'm not even joking. I like the little fries. Like. I want to bring this home to my wife too.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I try the rest of this?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

This is chocolate and M. Mascone,

[Bobby Lee]

Chef.

[Catbird]

Sorry, sorry. You're right. And this is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's real cheese, huh?

[Catbird]

Yeah, honey.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

That's the commercial.

[Announcer]

This one.

[Adam Ray]

Real cheese, huh? Yeah, go back to your moms.

[Announcer]

This one's interesting.

[Catbird]

This is honey and gorgonzola.

[Announcer]

Gorgon.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Split that, open that.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, that's something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're.

[Adam Ray]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

That's a combo. A flavor combo. I did not anticipate.

[Catbird]

That could be like nice. With some apples and walnuts. Walnuts. Can I give you.

[Announcer]

There he is. Do it a bit.

[Jaime]

I don't know. I'm only two years in comedy. What I'm doing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's good. Took took me a second. You can have the rest.

[Announcer]

It's kind of a funky cheese.

[Adam Ray]

Funky cheese opening for penis and tits. Or wait, what was it?

[Catbird]

Pano, Chocolate, chocolate, Fuzzy tits.

[Adam Ray]

Fuzzy tits. So, doctor, that's actually a great banner.

[Jaime]

Let me ask you something. So Dr. Phil.

[Adam Ray]

I'm a. Shut the up.

[Jaime]

Okay. I'm sorry, I just.

[Adam Ray]

You're on Dr. Phil Live. Do you get any love from that?

[Jaime]

Yeah. Remember that guy who called me a.

[Adam Ray]

Who called you?

[Catbird]

That's Bobby Lee in the audience.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, no.

[Jaime]

You don't remember?

[Announcer]

Someone just called you.

[Jaime]

Yeah, they're like.

[Adam Ray]

You were really funny on the episode. That sucks. I'm sorry, you.

[Jaime]

You said something on. Cuz some guy was like.

[Adam Ray]

He's a. Yeah, I, I. That guy up.

[Jaime]

Thank you.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you got it. What we going to say?

[Bobby Lee]

Dr. Phil.

[Adam Ray]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he's not off.

[Announcer]

Great timing.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm kidding.

[Adam Ray]

Just cuz you said it at a turn doesn't make it fictional.

[Catbird]

Yeah, I don't know about the gorgonzola.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Questionable.

[Bobby Lee]

So what I wanted to ask is.

[Catbird]

Try this one.

[Bobby Lee]

So Dr. Phil was a huge success.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's over now.

[Adam Ray]

And I just started my first theater tour literally last night in Tucson with Dr. Phil. No, me, Adam Ray.

[Announcer]

Oh, God.

[Adam Ray]

Who is me? Theater tour, Adam. Raycomy.com. but you go to Detroit. We're going to Vegas. We're going to two shows at the Will Wilbur Almost Sold out in January Town hall in New York. We got. There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Palace of Fine Arts this weekend in San Francisco. We got. We got Connecticut, we got D.C. we got Albany, Mothership for a couple shows. Detroit, Contagious, the Paramount. And then we're going, uh, Charleston, Vegas at the Win in. In, uh, March. Santino's the next night. So come out, Bobby.

[Jaime]

Do both.

[Adam Ray]

Uh, Eugene, Oregon. Uh, then. And then we're going to Australia to do stand up. And Dr. Phil got to go down there to do. You guys went Australia. I mean, they eat people up, so. And the. The reach out we got for Dr. Phil in Australia was too high that I was like, I have to do a few down there. Right.

[Catbird]

Did you like Australia?

[Adam Ray]

I've been on there only to shoot TV show and. But.

[Bobby Lee]

Oo.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So what else do you now want in life?

[Jaime]

Hey, I see you do Austin shows. Can I come to.

[Adam Ray]

Can you come to the Austin shows?

[Jaime]

I drive to Austin.

[Catbird]

I'll drive. I'll drive with Jaime to Austin to the mothership.

[Adam Ray]

Let me. We'll talk.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

There's a high possibility of that, but if you have a stomachache again, that's.

[Jaime]

I'll. I'll push the stomachache out.

[Adam Ray]

What's. What's. What's next? That was.

[Jaime]

You asked me.

[Announcer]

Jaime really cut him off.

[Adam Ray]

Really cut him off, dude. He was building some momentum. This was the interview portion of the show.

[Jaime]

I'm gay.

[Announcer]

I've never seen him. Reverse interrupt. Wow, that was good, Bobby. That was a good one. He just called himself gay.

[Catbird]

Oh, the camera bear is good.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Don't clip down it. You want me to come out gay? I'll come out gay

[Adam Ray]

if you sit and you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And you wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I just did.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's another style of comedy. Scowling and sitting. Deep cut.

[Adam Ray]

It's a deep cut method.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You. We done?

[Jaime]

I mean, I'm only two years into comedy, so I don't know what I'm doing.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, great. I used to play the clarinet. We'll go back to who gives a. So, Bobby, I. Adam and I. I'm gonna do. Got some TV stuff in the works.

[Catbird]

The best thing.

[Jaime]

Yeah. Who gives a.

[Adam Ray]

Welcome back to who gives the.

[Catbird]

Yeah, I want a T shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yeah, those are really good ones. Fast. Clever. Thank you. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I think if I got to my buddy's wedding in. In 2010, I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Come up with that.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yeah.

[Jaime]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But, but.

[Adam Ray]

But do you remember you're.

[Bobby Lee]

But are you seeing more Hollywood love?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get. You know, Netflix is doing a bunch of these podcasts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So they're gonna give me a. They're taking basically existing podcasts, like a Workaholics Chelsea Handler and just pulling them over and putting them on.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, so congratulations.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you. I'm gonna do it because it's like the Adam Ray and characters. I'm gonna do whatever the. I want for just. And make, you know, Amazing. Yeah. So that'll be great. And then Adam Divine and I are going to start a podcast. Podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Catbird]

Awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Love him. Yeah. You. You doing the boat in February?

[Adam Ray]

The cruise?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, you're doing it, too?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I forgot your.

[Adam Ray]

We should. We should probably.

[Announcer]

What is that?

[Adam Ray]

Probably plug that. Doing the cruise.

[Bobby Lee]

We're doing the cruise.

[Catbird]

Where you guys going?

[Adam Ray]

This is important.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

The Bahamas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

It's Bobby Schwarzen, Nick Schwarz, and Bobby Lee myself, I think, are the. The top bills.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And then Brent Mor's going to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Adam Ray]

The Workhawks got.

[Jaime]

Guys.

[Adam Ray]

Eric Griffin's not going, is he?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

That'd be awesome. But I don't know. There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Where's Bobby? Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Adam Ray]

Look at that. Catherine Blandford.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Josh Adelmeyers. Oh, the goddamn Comedy Jam.

[Bobby Lee]

What do we.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, Eric Griffin is going.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Obviously gonna be there. It'll be fun. I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

Brooks. Love me some Brooks. Love me some Beth.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them a lot. But what do we do? I mean, what do you do on a cruise?

[Adam Ray]

So I've been on the Workaholics, the Impractical Jokers cruise and the Heather McMahon. Did one last year.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And it was a blast. It's. I mean, you don't drink, so you. It's fine.

[Jaime]

You.

[Adam Ray]

There's. You're gonna do a lot of people watching. There's a lot of. I mean, they're gonna probably pack it full of shows.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Look at that.

[Jaime]

Pickleball.

[Announcer]

Pickleball tournament. Oh, you're gonna win that.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know what Deep Throat Dive is. Deep Throat Dive. Sounds like Jaime's yearbook quote.

[Bobby Lee]

Are we doing stand up on it. That. Yeah. Very good.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Catbird]

Guess that Dooo tune.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So that's some sort of car pool, karaoke, DJ party with Blake. Yeah. Hire and then casino. Yeah. I mean, it's, you know, during the day, everyone will be walking around, just getting up with each other. I think for the guys. People just want to be on the boat with all of us, you know, that's why you go on these things. I know Bert's cruises were like that, Right. Where it's just like people want to have. Because you're walking around. Unless you're going to, you know, be a recluse and just stay in your room, which maybe you will.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm going to be out. Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

How. How do you handle that? I mean, it's not that many people, too. It's like, I think 2500 people maybe there, isn't it? I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

That's that many people.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

If they sell out, I don't. I don't know how they're selling.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So go to thisisimportant.com to get your. Yeah, here. I'll do it as Adam, guys.

[Announcer]

Tony Hitchcock.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, that's Tony. We're really doing it. Red band. But Adam does have a. No, Adam's got more. Yeah, Adam's got a little Jack Black in him, though, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You know, real expressive.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it'll be fun, though.

[Adam Ray]

Will you think you fall off the wagon?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, no. Okay. Please.

[Adam Ray]

No.

[Catbird]

But you could go to the pool. Do you like swimming?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll go to the pool. I'm very sociable in those kind. These kind of settings.

[Adam Ray]

It's also like, we go to the spa.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll hang out. Yeah. Yeah. I'll call you a lot. I mean, I'll.

[Adam Ray]

As much as you want to hang, I'll hang.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

You can call each other's room phones.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

That's always really fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then live music from what? Mark Rub.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, you did the goddamn Mark Ruble is incredible. Didn't you do. You did the goddamn comedy jam? What? You said sing. Didn't you do it?

[Bobby Lee]

I hate it.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Adam Ray]

This is a bad endorsement for the group. It's a great show. Just because Bobby. Yeah. That does not reflect.

[Bobby Lee]

I just don't like that because it's like it's a live band and, you know, it's so funny. I can memorize things, you know, it's hard for me to memorize lyrics.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you have to think about singing and remember the lines.

[Adam Ray]

Wow. By the way, cut to him is getting fired from being a music school teacher about 25 years.

[Jaime]

So.

[Adam Ray]

Well, you can be a singer, Robbie, but you have to think of the. So the melody and the words. So if you think you can do that, then good luck.

[Bobby Lee]

Just for me. I'm just say for. I. No, I don't think. I don't think you agree.

[Adam Ray]

Wait, but karaoke. What if you had the words in front of it? What if you held the words on your phone?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but that's what I always do when I'm on the goddamn comedy channel. I just. You know what I mean?

[Adam Ray]

You want to memorize it. Professional.

[Bobby Lee]

You can perform it better when you want to.

[Catbird]

What's your go to karaoke song?

[Bobby Lee]

Great, great question, creep. Probably. I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Hard one. It's a hard one. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Will you single? How does that one go again?

[Adam Ray]

Because I'm a creep.

[Catbird]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a weirdo.

[Adam Ray]

People will lose their minds if you just do that on Bobby. I mean, out. I'm assuming it's going to be outdoors on the. On the lido deck.

[Catbird]

Yeah, the lido deck, right.

[Jaime]

Oh, how fun.

[Adam Ray]

I think that's what it's called. Maybe the regular deck.

[Bobby Lee]

You like Radiohead?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know who doesn't like Radiohead? Who? That guy right there. Alex.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, why?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what he's doing?

[Announcer]

Out of curiosity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, out of curiosity.

[Announcer]

Beatles or Lincoln Park? Who do you think is better?

[Adam Ray]

I mean, I. How do you even answer that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, you can answer it by. Give me an answer.

[Announcer]

Don't say anything.

[Adam Ray]

Don't say. Well, here's the thing. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

And be honest. Let's say I'm. Let's say I'm Lester Banks. He was a rock critic. Okay. Hey, so what do you think, Adam? The Beatles or Lincoln Park?

[Adam Ray]

Well, Lester, I have a friend who went to high school with the bass player in Lincoln Park. Yes, but I did stand up Comedy for Paul McCartney at the Improv. Yeah, I did. And actually he waved me over and he goes. He goes, adam, come on, sit down, sit down. Let's have a drink. Yeah, yeah, good improv.

[Bobby Lee]

But anyway, I went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

By the way, he goes. I go. I have a drink.

[Bobby Lee]

I know Ringo stars. Let's move on. But anyway, do you really? I do. Yeah. So let's. What's better? Beatles, Barry, Them Beatles.

[Adam Ray]

What are we even talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Adam Ray]

That's like saying, hey, man, Would you. Would you. Would you rather have. Have, you know, an orgy with all, like, perfect tens or a foot job from Jaime?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. That's. That's exactly what.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I think that globally people would agree on that.

[Adam Ray]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyone with any kind of intelligence.

[Adam Ray]

And that's not. That's not any. That's not throwing any. A slight or shame. Yeah, it's just like, the party is good.

[Jaime]

You're gay.

[Adam Ray]

What did I say about Touch Me?

[Jaime]

That's gay.

[Adam Ray]

You're gay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not. They can park. This is not.

[Adam Ray]

It's not the right time.

[Jaime]

They can park.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

I'm with you.

[Adam Ray]

It's right time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

The Beatles.

[Adam Ray]

Go back to sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Announcer]

I think I didn't like Radiohead. I just said. I just like. Like.

[Adam Ray]

You just like Lincoln park better. No, no, not.

[Announcer]

Not even the Lincoln park thing. I just said for a radio head, there's like, four or five songs that I really like. I don't know, like, their whole.

[Bobby Lee]

He said, I can't listen to a whole album.

[Announcer]

Yeah, I've never been just listening through a whole album. Like, damn, every song on this one was so fair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You know. Who will you do that for?

[Announcer]

Well, Hybrid park, that. Just that album.

[Jaime]

Just that album.

[Announcer]

Hybrid Theory. It depends. Like, I.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, he was saying that that album is better than the White Album.

[Announcer]

No, that's not what I. I said. I bet you anything it sold more albums than that album, which we checked, and I was right.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Announcer]

It's kind of surprising.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it is surprising.

[Catbird]

I like Chance the Rapper.

[Adam Ray]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Tomorrow we'll teach you how to make a boat. Cat out of paper mache. Yeah.

[Catbird]

And then I'll eat it.

[Adam Ray]

My friend's dad in high school used to make boats to float on the river out of milk cartons. There was, like, a thing in Seattle every summer that. Where that people would race. They would make. Oh, it was milk carton boat race derby, or milk carton derby, they would call it. And we go down to his basement, and he had, like, 15,000 milk cartons lined around. Jonathan Stevens's name. His dad's name is Lee Stevens.

[Jaime]

That's gay. You're gay.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what time that part of the show's over? You. You already did it. We already did it. And now you're being rude to the host.

[Jaime]

No, no, that's up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I'm telling you right now. Right? It was up. We already did that. That part. He was like, No, I didn't.

[Jaime]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Catbird]

Tell us about the milk carton.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me about the milk cartons. There's a race.

[Catbird]

Tell us about the milk cartons.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

One of your more. Please tell. Oh, man. Someone's got a new character.

[Catbird]

It's just my Scottish character.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. So anyway, so he. He would get Matados. One time I was like. I took one of them. Him off and then he yelled at me. And then I think he went out and did the race and the boat fell apart.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Adam Ray]

As soon as it got into the lake, I remember laughing so hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't make it out of paper then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

It's like the Titanic. Remember that guy, the billionaire that made that Titanic out of Wheat Thins and dildos? And he went down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And they fucking blew up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Ocean Gate.

[Adam Ray]

Ocean Gate. You know, watch that documentary. If we went.

[Bobby Lee]

Because do we know where the tick Titanic is? Do they know where it is?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, Temecula.

[Bobby Lee]

They do know where it is.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can. Can you get down to it and swim around it?

[Adam Ray]

No, no, that's where they were exploring in the. Nobody got.

[Catbird]

I. I did. I was like, really?

[Adam Ray]

I thought that was a pretty good, like, location joke.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Temecula? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believed you.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, you believe?

[Bobby Lee]

Morongo.

[Adam Ray]

Take me away. Remember that, sir? Hey, I want a bucket for a bucket.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah, it's in the Antarctica, right?

[Adam Ray]

Or somewhere.

[Bobby Lee]

North Pole?

[Adam Ray]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

North Sea? No, no, no, no, no, no. Tula.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

No, where is.

[Bobby Lee]

But can you go down have. It's too far deep for people to explore, right?

[Adam Ray]

I. Well, they tried, right? No, but they actually, no, they got down there.

[Announcer]

You need like a submarine to get down there.

[Adam Ray]

The Ocean Gate guys got down there, didn't they?

[Catbird]

Yeah, they. They went down a lot of time.

[Adam Ray]

They just kept going. They just kept rolling the dice, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Not going down there.

[Adam Ray]

They got. They got 21. And the guy was like, hit me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And they was like, you won. He's like, no, no, no. I want 20.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is down there?

[Catbird]

There's a lot of fish.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, is there like jewelry boxes or, like. I mean, they must.

[Catbird]

People just like,

[Adam Ray]

we thought you'd never come.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Do you want some gorgonzola and Japanese cracker?

[Bobby Lee]

Because there's probably thousands upon thousands. Okay. The thousands upon the thousands of shipwrecks that we can't even get to.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

With all these treasures. I was a fantasy. I was Aquaman.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I would go down there.

[Adam Ray]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And get all the treasure and get all the treasures.

[Adam Ray]

Cuz how cool would it be to burst up out of the ocean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. With pearl necklace. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And set them up. I set them up though. It's not fair.

[Bobby Lee]

That's cheating. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

But you know, to come up with all the treasures. Here's my one thing though. Why are we going down there?

[Catbird]

Nuclear weapons.

[Adam Ray]

That you think that's what's at the bottom of the ocean?

[Catbird]

Yeah, I just learned that actually. That's how we. We found our first shipwreck was actually.

[Adam Ray]

So that's why we're going to like look at the Titan.

[Bobby Lee]

Titanic is why nuclear weapons.

[Catbird]

Because sometimes we lose nuclear weapons in the ocean. In the ocean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

And that's the only reason we went down allegedly to find the Titanic and stuff because we. We lost a missile.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Jaime]

A missile.

[Catbird]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

I think they could still go off. I'm right.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a dead missile. No.

[Adam Ray]

Okay.

[Catbird]

I don't know much more about that.

[Adam Ray]

I just have you brought it up. So wait, that it's like the movie the Abyss.

[Catbird]

Abyss, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You ever see that movie? Do you ever see that movie?

[Adam Ray]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you know James Cameron's the Abyss?

[Adam Ray]

He did the Abyss.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That was like his first movie then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, no.

[Adam Ray]

What was his first movie?

[Bobby Lee]

Terminator.

[Catbird]

Avatar.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, Terminator.

[Adam Ray]

Terminator. True Lies. No, Terminator.

[Bobby Lee]

Terminator. Very Term Terminator. Then Aliens.

[Adam Ray]

Very Terminator.

[Bobby Lee]

Aliens too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aliens with Randy Quaid. He was in that now with that turtleneck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he did the Abyss. What a great movie.

[Adam Ray]

Wow. And Alien, he did.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Alien too.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But the Abyss is good. You never saw it, huh?

[Jaime]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. What's interesting about it is it's just beautiful, that's all.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. What is your favorite? How about this? Everybody at the same time say their favorite movie of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

No. This is hard.

[Adam Ray]

Well, I know we could go by genre, but just how about this? A movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

I know that is tough. That's. But a movie that like any time of day, like right now, if we put it on. Oh, you'd consider you'd be locked in and you. You'd want to watch the scene and you'd probably be like, we have to turn this off because I want to watch this. Like what, what's that movie? Any time of day, you'll stop and watch at least 20 minutes of it.

[Catbird]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

On the counter.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'll just before. Can I just say something?

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The one I'm going to yell out is one that Like, I don't consider a great movie, but I. It's one of those what you describe.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, ready to go?

[Adam Ray]

I start trying to get a little specific. On the count three, Right.

[Announcer]

All of us at the same time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That's the game.

[Jaime]

What is he gay? Okay. Sorry.

[Announcer]

No, no, that was good. That was.

[Adam Ray]

Might be the best so far.

[Announcer]

That was your best one, right?

[Adam Ray]

Okay. On the count of three. Ready?

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

One, two, Three. Three.

[Jaime]

The Goonies.

[Catbird]

Dallas, enough.

[Announcer]

I think I heard everyone's. I heard yours.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Somebody said goonies. I said Airbud 4.

[Announcer]

Airbud 4.

[Adam Ray]

We both went with jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

What did I do?

[Adam Ray]

Debbie does Dallas. Yeah. What you say, Cap?

[Catbird]

Enough with Jennifer Lopez. Do you guys remember that movie?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Mine was going to be deep. Deep Impact. Oh, that's a good. I don't know why. Whenever it's on.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

He's a chef.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Is he really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Get over here. Make that crouton. I just love somebody's hair.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I love disaster. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, you didn't laugh. I thought you were like. Yeah, and that was triggering.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude.

[Catbird]

A single tear.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta get out of here.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, man. It wasn't Ella Cool J in that.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he's a chef. Of a parrot.

[Adam Ray]

We heard you, Jaime.

[Catbird]

Of a parrot.

[Bobby Lee]

LL Cool J is not in Deep Impression Impact.

[Adam Ray]

Bruce Willis is what you talk.

[Bobby Lee]

No. You know what Deep Impact is? Yeah. What?

[Jaime]

Oh, you know what movie I just

[Catbird]

confused with Poison the Hood?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Ray]

Hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

If that's ridiculous, that's a deep blue seam.

[Adam Ray]

Deep.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Adam Ray]

I knew it was. I knew it wasn't shallow.

[Catbird]

That was the shark. The shark camp.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

Oh, I love that movie. And that hot.

[Bobby Lee]

But it wasn't the movie.

[Adam Ray]

Deep.

[Jaime]

Big net.

[Bobby Lee]

Deep.

[Adam Ray]

Deep, deep, deep, deep, Deep.

[Jaime]

Impact was a comet, right?

[Bobby Lee]

God damn, dude.

[Adam Ray]

Deep. Who's Deep Impact?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Adam Ray]

Who's in deep?

[Bobby Lee]

Elijah woods in it.

[Adam Ray]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Deep Impact. The kid from North Morgan Freeman's in it.

[Adam Ray]

Well, I remember.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it the President?

[Adam Ray]

I remember that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I lost my debit card.

[Bobby Lee]

It. Yeah. It was a disaster movie about the asteroid hitting Earth.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was okay. This. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Oh, and there's that scene where she's with the dad and the. The.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what she says? You know what she says?

[Catbird]

Says, but she said, we're in this together.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she goes, daddy. And then the wave hits.

[Catbird]

That wave.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that je.

[Adam Ray]

Had ta. Leone in this movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was great in it. I, Robert Duvall.

[Adam Ray]

Come on, man.

[Catbird]

This is a great movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love Deep Impact.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, so it was a end of the world type.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I, I, I, I'm a big. As you know, if people listening, they know that I'm a big disaster movie guy. I've seen all. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Okay, so maybe that's 20, 2012.

[Jaime]

You like that one?

[Bobby Lee]

I love you. 2012 is fine.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Not lad, not ladder 49. Oh, something nine.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Adam Ray]

Something nine.

[Bobby Lee]

District nine.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't. It's not a disaster.

[Announcer]

That a disaster movie.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not a disaster movie.

[Adam Ray]

It's alien.

[Bobby Lee]

Like that's not a disaster movie. Yeah, yeah. But I'll give you a high five on it.

[Adam Ray]

Let the record show people are going to slow that down in slow mo and see how excited I was. Genuinely. And see how bummed I was in the same moment.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I would say that like,

[Adam Ray]

I don't know if as an adult you've put a high five on up with all your 43 years of enthusiasm and just to have it thrown fucking right in your face.

[Bobby Lee]

For me, it's like it has to be a natural disaster for it to be a disaster movie.

[Adam Ray]

Like Twister.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Twister is a natural disaster movie.

[Adam Ray]

Where does that rank?

[Bobby Lee]

Not probably in my top 10.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But for me it's like there's cheesier ones. I really like to have the avalanche. Oh, that was a good one. A day after tomorrow. Yeah, great one. Yeah. Another one is volcano know. Ooh, yeah. Tommy Lee Jor. That's not a, that's a human being one.

[Announcer]

Which one do you consider Contagion?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, but my one cup. Yeah, that's a disaster.

[Adam Ray]

I mean that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But cheating. I heard it's like choc chocolate pudding. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

They squirted the chocolate pudding before and then they squirted.

[Adam Ray]

Hollywood secrets reveal

[Catbird]

behind the scenes.

[Bobby Lee]

Behind the scenes. Yeah. But my favorite one was the Cor Core.

[Adam Ray]

Haven't seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I've talked about this before, but the core is. You know what, Tell me what the

[Catbird]

premises is about the core of the Earth.

[Bobby Lee]

The core of the earth starts spinning. It stops spinning.

[Adam Ray]

And then what, what, what they do

[Bobby Lee]

is they find a machine that goes in the middle of the core of the Earth.

[Catbird]

Oh, with the drill.

[Bobby Lee]

The drill, Yeah, I think. And then they put like nuclear chain reaction. Cool. To get the metal. Really absurd.

[Catbird]

Austin Powers like that big machine.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's in it?

[Bobby Lee]

Two face from Batman. What's his name?

[Adam Ray]

Tommy Lee Jones?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, the other one. Dark Knight one.

[Adam Ray]

I don't see color. What?

[Jaime]

Tom Brady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Tom Hardy. I know. He has Aaron Aart.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Aaron. So Marisa to is in it? Not Marisa To. Hillary Swank.

[Adam Ray]

Hillary Swank.

[Bobby Lee]

Hillary Swank's in it. Anything. What's his name? Stanley Tucci. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tucci's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darius. Look at that.

[Adam Ray]

Tucci's in it. Should be a great documentary about all the things Stanley Tucci's done.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Italian food. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Adam Ray]

He's a chef.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

He's supposed to be pretty good, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Delroy Lindo's in it.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, man. One of my favorite names.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And it is one of my favorite disaster movies because it's so absurd.

[Adam Ray]

I feel like we're missing. I feel like there's. Isn't there a Jake Gyllenhaal disaster movie?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Day After Tomorrow. He said it. Yeah. That's a really good one.

[Adam Ray]

It is.

[Jaime]

Okay, keep up.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Lee]

See? Whatever you flaked on his gig, I, it's enough.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Adam Ray]

Honestly? Honestly?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Honestly?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Be honest, dude, I, I. You're tired of it.

[Adam Ray]

So, for real, like, I, I really wanted you to do the shows, and, like, I'm not around right now. Like, I, I love Bobby. I love this podcast. I love the whole crew, but it's really pissing me off how much, like, you don't appreciate. I'm not even.

[Jaime]

No, I was like, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you laughing?

[Adam Ray]

I'm not laughing.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's like, enough.

[Adam Ray]

I'm not enough. I'm really not. I, I, I really wanted you to do the shows, and not only did you not show up, but I had the whole club chanting your name.

[Catbird]

Jamie. Jamie.

[Adam Ray]

And. And you didn't show up. And, and the club owner, who I just met, because it was my first time playing the club was like, where's this Jamie kid? And I go, I don't know. And you made me look like an.

[Bobby Lee]

And, yeah, it's just, it's just a pod.

[Adam Ray]

You're poking me and you're calling me gay, and, like, my wife's going to see this and she's going to be like, what's going on? I saw that autistic kid calling you gay. Like, what's, you know, what's going on?

[Jaime]

So why, why are them laughing?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know, man. But I'm just trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, but don't touch him, dude.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry.

[Adam Ray]

Only if you mean it. Touch me if you mean. Mean it.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry, Adam.

[Bobby Lee]

Deeper.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a deeper touch.

[Announcer]

Go through the front.

[Catbird]

Deep impact.

[Bobby Lee]

He likes the frontal rubbed.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm being serious.

[Adam Ray]

The Bobby Lee massage.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, Adam.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, bro, that was a. That was me just with you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, we're fine.

[Adam Ray]

I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Do you think.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Another good one, dude.

[Jaime]

That's game, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. I love you. Did you believe me?

[Jaime]

Oh, that was pretty good.

[Adam Ray]

That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Catbird]

I was just going to say, do you. Do you think Godzilla is a natural disaster? Master, you know what?

[Adam Ray]

I would.

[Bobby Lee]

I would consider the Godzilla natural. Maybe It's a monster movie. Really?

[Adam Ray]

Godzilla versus King Kong. Did you watch it?

[Catbird]

I haven't seen it.

[Adam Ray]

No, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you see Godzilla minus one.

[Adam Ray]

That's great. No, that's the first one.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. You never saw Godzilla minus one plus two.

[Adam Ray]

Psych. We got you there. We got you there. We got you there. You're on my new prank show. God, you.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, don't watch it. What is about What? So Japan, they're still making Godzilla movies

[Adam Ray]

and delicious French fries.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they made a movie, this movie that came out a couple years ago called Godzilla Minus one.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, that looks like the best Godzilla.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, you have to watch this movie. I mean, incredible.

[Announcer]

Better than American.

[Bobby Lee]

It's way better than America.

[Adam Ray]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

This movie that doesn't even look like cgi.

[Bobby Lee]

It's incredible, dude. It's Japanese.

[Adam Ray]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so. It's terrifying. And we. We talked about Godzilla minus one. We'll, you know, recap on it. Is. Have you seen it? It's the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where I was actually scared. Like, when. You know, when you see Godzilla with the Matthew Broderick one. Right. Silly. You know, he's now turning into, like, you know, he's got an oven mitt, he's cooking. You know, I mean, you know what I mean? Like, they make up to, you know, I mean, King Kong has a boxing glove. It's like. Yeah, they're like.

[Adam Ray]

Like, my wife, Sarah Jessica is a big fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

All right, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

And when they appear, the audience applause. Like he's our hero. No, no, no, no.

[Adam Ray]

We don't want that.

[Bobby Lee]

Godzilla has to be terrifying. And in this movie, he's terrifying. Like, there's a little Japanese boat he's chasing after. And you're like on the edge of your seat going, did you see a black and white?

[Announcer]

I saw black and white.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you saw a black and white.

[Adam Ray]

You seen the theater or.

[Bobby Lee]

Or theater black. Wow. And they're. They. They just made a trailer for Godzilla -0, I think, called. Yeah. And I think you got to watch this movie.

[Adam Ray]

I can't wait.

[Catbird]

What are the minuses about?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know really what that is about, really. But Godzilla minus one is a much. Did you see it?

[Jaime]

I haven't seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Subtitle. But yeah. George, you're bored.

[Adam Ray]

No, I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you seem like you're bored.

[Adam Ray]

Just double checking the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're just kind of drifting and looking around.

[Catbird]

It's crazy to think that Godzilla gets in the water because you never see him in the water.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a water creature. Oh, really?

[Catbird]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Adam Ray]

Cat, can I talk to you for a quick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You're embarrassing me.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, when I see Finding Nemo. Why is it.

[Announcer]

Why is he in the ocean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why is a clownfish.

[Adam Ray]

Why does he just take a bird hiking? You know, like, fish don't have to. Like. It's a choice they make.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. You know what I mean?

[Adam Ray]

Did you miss the first 20 minutes

[Bobby Lee]

of every Godzilla film ever?

[Catbird]

I guess so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wait, parrots should be in the water. Parrots. Don't you think? Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Wait, what other movies were mentioned when we asked? Favorite movies you could watch all the time? You said.

[Catbird]

I said, enough.

[Adam Ray]

Enough. That's right. With JLo. That's a dance movie, right?

[Catbird]

No, no, no. It's about domestic abuse.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. You're kind of.

[Bobby Lee]

You're kind of dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

We'll be right back. Wait, did anybody say anything? Any? Like this feels like a Marvel crew, right? The feel like people in here.

[Announcer]

Matrix, Matrix.

[Adam Ray]

Every time. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

A Matrix. The first Matrix.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For sure. You would watch that over and over again.

[Adam Ray]

You know, I saw the first Matrix, Braveheart and Gladiator in the same week. No, about historic. About seven years ago. Which is why.

[Announcer]

Wait.

[Adam Ray]

Missed out. But I've seen Shanghai Knights three times. So don't ask me how I am, who I am.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm old enough to know.

[Adam Ray]

Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Being in la. Yeah. Driving to the Comedy Store for my

[Adam Ray]

lot shift and then.

[Bobby Lee]

And seeing the fucking Matrix poster coming out. And I remember going, I wonder what that's about. I mean, mind blowing. Doesn't look great. But then I Went and saw it and it blew. You came up. I was around when Pulp Fiction came out. We saw it at the Man Chinese Theater.

[Adam Ray]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

And I remember see it just no one had seen it.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Waited in line. It was a new movie.

[Announcer]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And just watching it going, going, wow, that was the incredible thing I've ever seen.

[Adam Ray]

Isn't that cool? Because how many times do you truly get moved by a mo, like, where you go in whether with expectations or not, and you're just like, I can't believe Jurassic Park. First time I saw that, I felt that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Being like, oh, they did it. They made real.

[Bobby Lee]

They did it.

[Adam Ray]

I remember I went with my. My dad and his mom at the time, I think she was 96. She lived him 99. And thanks for bringing it up. And she rest in peace. Yeah. And she. She screams out the first time. Time the. When he's like. He pulls Lord Dern's glasses and turns her face and then she stands up.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a great scene, you know?

[Adam Ray]

And there's that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And then you see the shot of all the dinosaurs. It's the first time you see dinosaurs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And that's when he's like, they move in herds. They do move, you know, and it's quiet. And my grandma goes fake.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. It was like the. Not opening night, but like the next. Like that weekend.

[Bobby Lee]

How was it? Mind boggled by the.

[Adam Ray]

Just jaded. 96.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Been there, done that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Puppet. It's a puppet. So, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember me and Ar Shaffir waited eight hours to watch Lord of the Rings. That's how long I've known Ari.

[Announcer]

Eight hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. For the first one.

[Adam Ray]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

We waited in line. Line. And then I remember going, I. I gotta go eat. So you wait in line for me. And we'd switch turns.

[Catbird]

You take it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We were kids then.

[Catbird]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This scene.

[Catbird]

By the way, she still looks amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

She does. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Darn, man.

[Bobby Lee]

This is. Yeah, she's Spielberg. She's looking at a green ball right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, that.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's how hard a. She was just looking at a little tennis ball, like, look how real.

[Adam Ray]

Like that.

[Announcer]

It still holds up.

[Bobby Lee]

It still holds up.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. The shadow issue, right? There's. There's moments. The T. Rex is. Because the T. Rex, if you ever watch any of the Making of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Where like, that was like a animatronic, like, puppet, more or less. And it was raining and they, like,

[Bobby Lee]

up shooting the music's great.

[Adam Ray]

John Williams, probably best work.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

And her little outfit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That song. And this guy goes, wait, and then the grandpa, remember? He goes, he goes, how did you do this? And he goes, I'll show you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What's another movie that we were mindboggled? When you said, I'm gonna pat pass that, but I'm gonna move on, I

[Announcer]

was like, is there more Adam or what's going on?

[Catbird]

Fifth Element was really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Was pretty good.

[Adam Ray]

Armageddon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Catbird]

Wasn't great, but I like the, the opera singing.

[Bobby Lee]

Jean Renault was in it, right? He directed it. Yeah, yeah. How about this? No, Luke Basant. Yes, Luke Basant directed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Jaime]

Anyway.

[Adam Ray]

That's fun.

[Jaime]

No, gotta wait. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Was Avatar like that? I don't know.

[Catbird]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so.

[Adam Ray]

Avatar like what?

[Bobby Lee]

The first movie.

[Adam Ray]

Was it like, what, mind blowing?

[Bobby Lee]

Like mind blowing?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it was, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was kind of mind blowing.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah. I think I saw it four times in the theaters. Just one more time than Shanghai Knights. Really funny. Jackie Chen was, yeah. So funny. Rumble in the Bronx.

[Bobby Lee]

That.

[Adam Ray]

That's another one I remember being best one. Like, I couldn't believe it. I remember the outtakes of Rumble in the Bronx and I was like, you kidding me? How could we've never. Tom Cruise might be the closest thing white people have to a guy that does his own stunts and truly probably should not still be here. I mean. Yeah, I just watched the newest Mission Impossible and it was like.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you like it?

[Adam Ray]

Loved it.

[Bobby Lee]

I love all of them. I loved it too. A lot of people didn't like it. You didn't like it?

[Announcer]

I didn't like the last one, but I love the ones I, I, I

[Bobby Lee]

actually had body tingles.

[Adam Ray]

Dude, the plane. He's fighting people while flying a plane

[Announcer]

story was not the best.

[Adam Ray]

How are they supposed to be? Yeah, the stories are. I mean.

[Announcer]

Right.

[Adam Ray]

You're right. And the story should be first. Until this point, you were following for the story. Yes, you were. Yeah, you right.

[Bobby Lee]

And now it resonated with me, the AI. Yeah, I like that you.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, it's time.

[Bobby Lee]

It was, it was an old school movie. Magic moment when watching it. Yeah. I was turning, I don't know who I was talking with. I turned over and go, this is great.

[Adam Ray]

But you are right, G. Because there, the story was good for the first three or four. And then Tom was just like, let me give a guy a Foot job, Jamie style on the moon. And you're like, what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Jaime]

that's gay.

[Catbird]

I just saw one battle after. After it.

[Jaime]

We'll keep it in.

[Catbird]

I just saw that one at times.

[Jaime]

Great.

[Catbird]

It was really, really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Adam Ray]

Haven't seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

How is that possible? You're the movie guy. I know, it's so good, but you'll

[Catbird]

see it in a few years.

[Adam Ray]

By the way, do you think people would watch this as a movie review show? Or we just go, have you seen it? Yeah. How was it? Loved it. Have you seen it? No. I want to, though.

[Announcer]

We should pilot this.

[Adam Ray]

We just do this around for at least, I don't know, an hour and a half.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you want. You want to go into detail, then we go to detail. Yeah, let's go. Okay. What are we talking about? What movie?

[Jaime]

The Goonies.

[Bobby Lee]

What else?

[Announcer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Goonies is good, though.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a good movie.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's good. It's good.

[Announcer]

Interstellar.

[Bobby Lee]

Go.

[Adam Ray]

Can I be honest?

[Bobby Lee]

My. My honest riff with the Interstellar is. I just don't understand it. Yeah. I don't know about time and rift

[Adam Ray]

time or like and Matt Damon and.

[Announcer]

Everyone.

[Adam Ray]

Everyone. Yeah, I. I.

[Bobby Lee]

Beautifully directed.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Or was it. Or was it not even directed? Maybe he just was like, just go out.

[Catbird]

The name itself is confusing.

[Adam Ray]

Totally.

[Catbird]

I'm like, what is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I used to watch Christopher Nolan go to the. Because he lived on when we lived on Beachwood. Rumor. And he would be around when you

[Adam Ray]

go to that little market.

[Bobby Lee]

That market. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No way. And I've always wanted, like, he would be sitting there with his kid eating, and I wore. Hey, I really liked Dark Knight and just be a fan.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, why not?

[Adam Ray]

Not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know, Momento is lifechanging. I really like your work. Security. Yeah. Yeah. But you can't.

[Adam Ray]

No, you can't. Well, no, you can't.

[Announcer]

I feel like you could.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you could.

[Announcer]

Michael Bay are tight now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But that's.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But Tarantino, like, I've run into him a couple times and I've wanted to really just go, listen, your movies are just have been such a big part of my life. And it's like I did. It's all to him.

[Adam Ray]

Yes. In main room of the Comedy Store. You know, packed Saturday night, hot crowd. And after a joke, everyone, you know, laughs, kind of die down. And then one guy just goes. And I go, jesus Christ, if you could not do that again, that'd be awesome. And then I like, roast a little Bit more. And then I go. I go, actually, who is that? I would love to see the. The face that's attached to that laugh. And. And he just doesn't say anything back. And then I go, h. I go, I was expecting a follow up. I go, it's all right, man. It's tough to be outside. And then I go back into my set, and then I get off. And Emily comes over. Emily La Forward. She was booking the store. And she goes, you know who that was you were talking to? I go, what do you mean? She goes, the guy with the crazy laugh. I go, oh, yeah, that guy was funny. She goes, that was Quentin Tarantino. What? I go, is he still here? She goes, yeah, he's. You laughed your whole time. You should do. Say hi to him. So I walk over to him and I go, hey, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I.

[Adam Ray]

He goes, oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, you have a beer.

[Bobby Lee]

He's nice.

[Catbird]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So we got the package radio. About an hour and a half. Beer, a couple beers, shooting the. He's asking a lot of Comedy Store questions, just comedy questions in general. And then a few of the comics came around. We had a little circle. People were trying to take pictures, wasn't really into it. And then some kid had a munchies box company, and he came up with a box of, like, munchies. And. And he's like, quentin, I'd love to give this to you.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's like, I really take, like, boxes and stuff.

[Adam Ray]

That's fine. Yeah, take it. And then I go, I'll hold it for you. He's like, oh, well, you hunt for me. And then we're sitting there and we have a few more beers. And then he was like, don't you say it. Don't you say it, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you.

[Adam Ray]

San Antonio. Don't you say it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not. You don't do that anymore.

[Adam Ray]

And then he go.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not even paying attention. Anyway, I'm trying to find a photo.

[Adam Ray]

Anyway. So then. Then Quentin smokes a little jay and then goes. And he's about to leave, and he comes back and he goes, you still have that munchy box that you were holding on for me? And I go, yeah, I take it

[Bobby Lee]

out and he goes, this is going

[Adam Ray]

to come in handy later. And he goes, way. But. But I asked him a few questions about once Upon a time in Hollywood, because probably only fantastic. I want to say two. That's one of my favorites, that ending scene with Brad Pit.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's one of the Greatest scenes.

[Adam Ray]

It's one of the best scenes.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so fun. You laugh. It's violent.

[Adam Ray]

When he's like. He's like. He's like, you know, what's your name? Like a Rex. And he goes, shoot him. Text or no. He goes. He goes, who's something like a Rex? And he goes, I'm the devil. He goes, not something stupider than that. And then shoot him. Text. He goes, yeah, text. And then. Oh, my God, the. That scene. So I asked him a couple questions about Brad Pit. And, like, I was like, I don't know, man. Did he. I go, he's a lot funnier, I think he. Than he gets credit for. Did he improvise in that? He goes, oh, you're gonna let Brad do what he want? I. You know, obviously I read the movie. The script there.

[Jaime]

But.

[Adam Ray]

But Brad. I mean, yeah, if Brad says something, I go, do it. Like, do what you want.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Ray]

And he was like, so. I was like, so Brad Pit improvised in that movie. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a young me with him.

[Catbird]

What? Oh, my God. Is that a Fedor Fedora?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was wearing fedora anyway.

[Adam Ray]

Crazy, but so excited, man, the store. There's so many.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there anyone that comes in because you work there as a door person? Is there anyone that comes in? You're like, holy, they're here.

[Announcer]

Who are the regular celebrities there?

[Catbird]

Well, I got really. This is just fangirl moment, but when Sam Morrell was there. I really like Sam. Okay. Comedian.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Catbird]

It's like.

[Announcer]

But you met him here.

[Catbird]

I know.

[Adam Ray]

Sam is great.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I got really excited. Finesse. Mitchell was there. I love finesse. But I'm just saying.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. I met Dean Del Re. A101.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. His clothing.

[Adam Ray]

Look, we're talking about great comedians, but we're.

[Bobby Lee]

We're talking about stars.

[Adam Ray]

Non comedians.

[Catbird]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Catbird]

Do you guys know Martin Lawrence?

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He plays every night. Every night. Somebody that doesn't play there. That never goes there.

[Adam Ray]

An example, I. I saw Jim Carrey there once. I saw Robin Williams in the or. I saw legend. Brian McKnight, which was very. Who else? Dennis Quaid went to see Brent.

[Bobby Lee]

I met Leo and Toby Maguire in the parking lot of the.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, come on. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they were there. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Oh, Rihanna.

[Adam Ray]

There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Big one. There we go. That's a good one.

[Adam Ray]

Going to see Dean Del Re.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Rihanna.

[Bobby Lee]

Big Dean Del Rey fan.

[Catbird]

And Lizzo. I saw Lizzo.

[Adam Ray]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah, we saw Lizzo.

[Adam Ray]

Comedy Store Store brings that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because her boyfriend does stand up.

[Catbird]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was going up in the belly room and she went ti. Yeah.

[Catbird]

No, no,

[Jaime]

no, no, no.

[Adam Ray]

He was doing stands, but I didn't know if they were dating or not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but. So that's it, huh?

[Catbird]

And. And who's the Scottish guy? That's a funny. A little bit older and he did a lot of movies with Katherine Heigl,

[Adam Ray]

you know, not Gerard Depardieu.

[Catbird]

Gerard Butler.

[Adam Ray]

No. Gerard Butler, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, Jerry. Jerry's there, you know, he is a big comedy fan. He's always there.

[Catbird]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's.

[Bobby Lee]

He. I love him.

[Adam Ray]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the best.

[Catbird]

You call him Jerry.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you sit down. I tell him, call him that.

[Catbird]

Do you call him that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do. Okay. Yeah, I do call him that. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Is that wrong, Jerry?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, no, it's for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like.

[Catbird]

It's not Gerard.

[Bobby Lee]

Now. Some people go, you can call me Bob. I. I let people. Some people call me that. Yeah, you call me Bob. I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you called me Bob, you'd be weird.

[Catbird]

I would feel weird to call you Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Catbird]

I don't really see you as a Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Adam Ray]

I call you Bobbo.

[Jaime]

I call you Bobo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Bobo. Yeah. Yeah. So go check out Adam ray@his adam.com.

[Adam Ray]

the who is Me theater tour. It's. It's alive and cooking. And then, you know, again, we have no more Dr. Phils in the States. We have a few in Canada next year in Australia, but that's it. But.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I just use gens but espanol for my. My thing.

[Adam Ray]

She told me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great lady for your. My special. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wait, she showed me a picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, she's so great.

[Adam Ray]

I'm so good. I can't wait to see that. And oh, yeah, with the picture, you were.

[Bobby Lee]

She did you too.

[Catbird]

Yeah, she did me.

[Adam Ray]

She. Jed Aspinall is a legend and. And changed my life, you know.

[Announcer]

She's a legend. The story she was talk. Talking about Mad tv.

[Adam Ray]

Well, Bobby, think about the impact you've had on my life before he closes out. So standup wise for sure. Right. But then, like, you know, you put in a good word with David Salzman to get the Mad TV CW reboot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I help my friends.

[Adam Ray]

But guess what? Then that's how.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that showed my friends.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, the show was bad and it shouldn't have been on cw, but I met Jen and Then go, hey, during the COVID you want to do some character stuff and then, you know, change my life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

So thank you, Jaime.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That cast.

[Announcer]

Let's not forget this.

[Jaime]

Are you doing San Maria?

[Adam Ray]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought, look at that cast. Bastard. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

What do they do to my face?

[Bobby Lee]

Amir K. Yeah, it's Amir. Yeah.

[Catbird]

Is that Chappelle?

[Bobby Lee]

No, Lacy.

[Adam Ray]

Jeremy Howard.

[Announcer]

Jeremy Howard.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Fantastic.

[Adam Ray]

Isn't that crazy? We all. Dude, we thought we were like, here we go. Bringing back mad tv. The institution and the name alone were like five seasons minimum, dude. For real. Amir and I walked out of the first table read before being like. And the first table read, by the way, was incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And then they slowly put the handcuffs on the riders, and I go, oof.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Say that on cw. And go, then what are we doing? And they're like, standards and practices. You can't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

But you can say this. You can do a sketch. You can do this kind of a sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, that's incredible. I forget that that was the thing.

[Adam Ray]

You and I coming back, we did some funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

You find ways around it, but, like, it wasn't what and what you guys were doing, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, check out Adam go to his show. Come check us out on the boat. Workaholic on workaholic. Boat.

[Adam Ray]

Boat.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Bye, guys.

[Adam Ray]

Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Ay, makabaloli.