Bobby Lee & The Korean Shame w/ Jules

Summary

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TigerBelly Podcast Summary

Episode: Bobby Lee & The Korean Shame w/ Jules
Date: July 15, 2026
Host(s): Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino
Guests: Jules, Aloha, Luke

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Episode Overview

This episode of TigerBelly is classic, unfiltered TigerBelly: a whirlwind of comedic banter, loaded personal admissions, and a deep-dive into cultural shame, pet lore, relationships, sports heartbreak, and tipping culture. The conversation ranges from the trials of dog ownership (with the infamous Julio), the nuances of Asian shame, cultural expectations, navigating modern dating (and Raya lies), to the enduring existential dread of one's childhood memories. As always, the tone is irreverent, affectionate, and self-roasting—with memorable riffs, embarrassing stories, and confessions that straddle sincerity and absurdity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Fetishes, Feet, and Friend Banter (02:00–05:00)

• Fetish Talk: The group opens with a funny musing on what constitutes a fetish, with Bobby Lee flatly stating he’s “not rewriting history” about his past foot hygiene issues.
• Foot Exposé: Luke, Jules, and Andrew Santino debate who in the group has “good feet,” referencing Bobby’s long-publicized foot fungus and “green foot merch.”
• Quote:
  • Bobby Lee: “I didn’t have a green foot. That’s insane.” (03:35)
  • Andrew Santino: “We literally have merch with a foot on it.” (03:38)

Introducing Julio—The Most Chaotic Dog in Podcasting (05:32–14:30)

• The Julio Lore: They finally introduce Julio, the notorious, unpredictable family dog. He’s described both as “the best dog on earth” and as having bitten every member of the household (and a guest’s “vagina”).
• Dog Psychology: Discussion about orphaned puppies, socialization failure, and Julio’s specific trauma.
• Memorable Moment: Luke’s (failed) attempt to be a "dog whisperer" to Julio ends with terror and laughter.
• Quote:
  • Andrew Santino: “Julio is of a very different realm of existence... every dog behaviorist has been like, okay, we actually think that he's either—we got a psychopath.” (05:55)
  • Bobby Lee: “I have holes for life.” (09:10, on being bitten)

Animal Love & Childhood Pet Trauma (15:16–17:15)

• Overrun by Pets: Luke describes growing up in a home overrun by rescue animals and the fatigue it produced.
• Dog Culture & Expectations: Debated whether young adults are prepared for dog ownership.

The Shame & Support in Asian (and Filipino) Families (29:45–33:37)

• Soccer Heartbreak: Bobby and Andrew passionately discuss Mexico’s World Cup run, contrasting it with Korean and US team performances.
• National Shame: Analysis of how Asian cultures react with public shaming when teams lose—versus the encouragement in other countries.
• Quote:
  • Bobby Lee: “Because we're about shame. Shame. And it's like, you didn't. Humiliating, in a fashion. Didn't make it through the group stages.” (32:08)

Tipping, Generosity & Hidden Motives (46:42–54:00)

• How Much Is Enough? Bobby interrogates Luke about tipping habits, pushing his standard of over-tipping as a form of control (or out of guilt).
• Waitstaff Confessions: The group relates tales of large tips, sometimes as revenge or emotional manipulation.
• Quote:
  • Andrew Santino: "Double the tip... Cuz they're probably having a really shitty day. And it's like, why not just reverse that for them?" (52:41)
  • Bobby Lee: “It’s mindboggling. You’re doing a Riddler... you’re a Batman villain, kind of a move.” (53:03)

Baby Voices, Gender Roles, & Modern Dating (41:30–46:50, 58:00–68:13)

• Baby Talk: Laughter-filled confessions abound about using baby voice with partners, with Bobby and Luke roleplaying cringeworthy (but honest) “sweet pea” exchanges.
• Rage Bait: Luke prefers to playfully antagonize his partner by starting mock arguments.
• Gender Norms in Dating: Bobby insists on always paying, tying his behavior to insecurity and tradition, sparking a larger debate on modern dating expectations.
• First Dates: The group breaks down “dinner and a movie,” bemoaning the “bad first date” etiquette and the art of the gentle escape.

Raya, Dating Apps, and Lies We Tell (60:50–64:45)

• Gaming the System: Luke confesses to lying on his Raya profile, claiming he was a “film producer/Franco brother.”
• Online vs “In the Wild”: Bobby notes that all his serious relationships started “in the wild” and that app-based dates were full of “red flags.”
• Hypergamy & Height: They riff on the memes and realities of women’s dating preferences, finding the online narrative exaggerated versus real life.
• Quote:
  • Bobby Lee: “I think the standards have shifted a little bit.” (62:36)
  • Andrew: “There’s a narrative online that is saying that…and I think that is causing a huge problem.” (65:23)

Childhood Memories & Legacy of Survival (69:15–75:50)

• First Memories: Group shares formative, sometimes traumatic childhood memories—Bobby remembers hiding in the forest to avoid his father, linking those experiences to his anxiety and survival instincts.
• Aging & Acceptance: Bobby confides that nearing age 55, he’s accepted his life and finds peace in letting past anxieties go.
• Quote:
  • Bobby Lee: “When you get older, you really think about death in a way that’s not as scary... I think I’m fine regardless of what happens.” (75:29)

Beatles, Musical Taste, and Internet Dogpiling (76:58–81:33)

• “Beatles Are Overrated?” Alex (off-mic) goes viral on TikTok for chronicling his attempts to “get into the worst and most boring band ever: The Beatles,” sparking debate. Bobby takes it in stride, saying everyone’s taste is valid.
• Linkin Park & Musical Elitism: Luke and Bobby bond over esoteric musical tastes and the “Trout Mask Replica” test.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Julio's Mayhem:
  • Bobby: “He’s going to eat Luke. And this is going to be fun to watch.” (09:53)
• On Korean Sports Shame:
  • Bobby: “Because we're about shame. Shame.” (32:08)
• On Tipping Ethics:
  • Bobby: “I've always been like that. Because you have to act like you're the… and when you're cheap like you.” (50:04)
  • Andrew: "That's just you. You're generous with the valet, valet, everyone you come across." (46:42)
• On Dating Apps:
  • Luke: “I lied on my application. I said I was a film producer.” (60:59)
  • Andrew: “Thank God for the Lukes of the world who actually get in there and lie, because Raya is full of old predators and a lot of young, gorgeous girls...” (61:20)
• On Childhood Memories:
  • Bobby: “All memories of survival… maybe disappear, sometimes. I remember… if he went to bed, he goes to bed around eight or nine. Then at nine, I would come in.” (70:03–70:51)
• On Getting Older:
  • Bobby: “When you get older, you… really think about death in a way that's not as scary.” (75:53)
• On Baby Voice:
  • Bobby: "I call everyone Sweet Pee when they're dating me." (39:09)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fetish & feet talk: 02:00–05:00
• Julio the Dog Saga: 05:32–14:30
• Pets & Overwhelmed Animal Homes: 15:16–17:15
• Korean Shame & National Sports: 29:45–33:37
• Tipping Culture & Intention: 46:42–54:00
• First Dates & Raya Lies: 58:00–64:45
• Childhood Memories & Anxiety: 69:15–75:50
• Beatles & Musical Tastes: 76:58–81:33

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Episode Takeaways

• TigerBelly remains a singular space for turning shame, anxiety, and pet trauma into uproarious, relatable comedy.
• The dynamic between Bobby, Andrew, and their supporting cast is built on affectionate roasting and genuine vulnerability.
• The "Korean shame" isn’t just a sports culture thing—it's a recurring theme in relationships, memory, and even how you tip at restaurants.
• Everyone has their quirks—be they dating app fibs, baby voices, or the kind of feet that dare not speak their name.
• Even the Beatles can be a culture war.

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This episode will resonate most with listeners who appreciate unfiltered self-examination, deep—and deeply silly—friendship, and the comedy that only emerges among people who truly know and rib each other. For new listeners: welcome to the TigerBelly circus, where the chaos is the charm, and the dog might bite you.

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Hello mates. I'm planning Australia. I'll be in Melbourne 8-4-26. It'll be in Sydney, Australia. Brisbane, USA. No, Australia. I mean August 22nd, 2026 and Auckland, New Zealand, August 23rd, 26th. Get them at Bambinlee Live. Sam, you don't have any finishes.

[Luke]

I don't have like a. It said she was talking about like oh, have like an earnest question about fetishes. Like I don't have.

[Andrew Santino]

Who said that? Ellie said that.

[Luke]

Yeah, I was like I don't have earnest anything.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not.

[Luke]

I'm scared of that topic on a podcast. But maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

But if you don't have any, you don't have any.

[Luke]

I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't have any fetishes when it comes to like in the bed.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't spit or anything.

[Jules]

A fetish be something you're disgusted by too, but you're. You're fixated on.

[Bobby Lee]

On.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not really know what could defines like a fetish.

[Luke]

Like foot.

[Bobby Lee]

There's also an Asian fetish. There's a.

[Jules]

You also not like feet, but you're like always observing people's feet. But you're like that's a bad feet.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you talking about yourself here?

[Jules]

Talking about one person's feet.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm wearing Crocs. It couldn't be me.

[Bobby Lee]

Your feet are nice.

[Andrew Santino]

I really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Your feet, dude, fantastic. You think so?

[Jules]

Cindy thinks you're too soft for a guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. How are your feet?

[Luke]

I have pretty good feet.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Cut that.

[Andrew Santino]

Got that cut.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Luke]

I think I have good. Who knows with all the foot finders out there, but I think I have good feet. I don't have, like, mangled.

[Bobby Lee]

You weren't in a war. That's not what I'm asking.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you serve in Iraq?

[Luke]

What, do you have bad feet?

[Bobby Lee]

I have good feet, but, like, one of my toes right now are insane.

[Andrew Santino]

It's, like, bad. That's structurally good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. One of one's insane right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Genetically bad. Not. Sorry. Not genetically bad. Hygienically bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Not hygienically bad.

[Luke]

No, I mean hygienic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Everything's good. I mean, look at my foot.

[Andrew Santino]

You really have good.

[Luke]

Painted. Manicured.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're nicely.

[Jules]

Smooth bottom, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Smooth bottoms. Dude.

[Aloha]

He doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

He's never.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, everybody. I mean, for sure.

[Jules]

Don't hover over the.

[Luke]

Yeah, that's big, but. So you have one toe that's, like, infected.

[Bobby Lee]

Not infected.

[Andrew Santino]

In the past, it has been.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

He's trying to rewrite his.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not rewriting. It's just.

[Andrew Santino]

It's funny how your foot history.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not rewriting history. Okay. You're getting me angry. Okay. What I'm doing is I'm gonna tell you something about it, right? I kicked it against, like, my bed frame a year ago. Then it turned black. It hurts so bad. And then it turned black.

[Luke]

And the nail came off.

[Bobby Lee]

And the nail came off. And now it's growing back. Weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I see it?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because I think that that's. Generally that you.

[Aloha]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's not because I don't wash it, but I.

[Andrew Santino]

What? I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

It was in a war.

[Luke]

Do you wash it, though? I don't really wash my feet like that as.

[Andrew Santino]

As your co host for the past 11 years and having done this and very. Being intimate with your feet and all the things that come with your feet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't rewrite history and pretend like the audience doesn't know you had a green foot. Foot for at least a decade.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't have a green foot. That's insane.

[Jules]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

We literally have merch with a foot in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's your angle. I didn't make the shirt. I didn't design the shirt. I designed it.

[Jules]

I designed the products.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know nothing about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's been healed since.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's healed. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like you like the Mexican strokes. Casino El Camino.

[Andrew Santino]

Camino.

[Luke]

It's a burger restaurant in Austin, Texas.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought there was. There was a band called Camino Casino or something, and they were a band that. They sound. They're Mexican, but they sound like the Strobe.

[Luke]

I might know that band. Is it. Do they have a song called Accidente?

[Aloha]

Hello.

[Luke]

Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Jules]

You're so social, dude. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's a social person. Yeah. I haven't seen her in five days.

[Andrew Santino]

We just drove here together.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I wanted to pitch something to you and Jules, and I think it's really important. I think forever, since the dawn of time, we've spoken about a dog named Julio, and we've never actually introduced him on the show.

[Jules]

Oh, God, I'm so nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jules]

But can I say something really quick?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

We were telling Luke about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Luke goes, animals love me.

[Jules]

I can pet any dog.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what he said.

[Luke]

I don't understand.

[Jules]

Give it a. Please.

[Aloha]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I just want to preface this meeting by saying that Julio is of a very different realm of existence in that, like, every dog behaviorist has been like, okay, we actually think that he's either. We got a psychopath.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we got to euthanize him.

[Luke]

Yeah, that's what I heard.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Aloha]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jules]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I forgot. I've heard people say you have to euthanize that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's crazy. No.

[Luke]

That any dog that bites a person has to be.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they can all die. But isn't that a thing that people say?

[Bobby Lee]

That is a thing. No, because you mauled. You know what I mean? A child.

[Andrew Santino]

He would never. Because you know why? He has owners like us who protect him from those kinds of situations.

[Aloha]

Are you.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? All situations. He's the fear of the house.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

In fact, I only lock the doors to my bedroom when Julio's not here. It's crazy that you. Yeah, I lock the doors to my bedroom. Right. What would he do? What?

[Aloha]

What would he do?

[Bobby Lee]

I know he's a guard dog, so I know that when there's an intruder, I'll hear him first. It'll wake me up.

[Aloha]

But then you also said that you're scared that I will kill you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. That's another. I. Sometimes I lock it of you. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't know your motivations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That you'll get.

[Luke]

Why do you have a dog that's so vicious?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, because he loves us.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. So I want to see how you just seem so confident about.

[Bobby Lee]

So now, how confident are you?

[Luke]

I'm Pretty confident that I can.

[Bobby Lee]

One through ten. Confidence.

[Aloha]

He's bit everyone. All three of us, allegedly.

[Andrew Santino]

We love him. By the way, I want to say Julio is the best dog on earth.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Can I get a little more? What kind of dog is this?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a little. A little brown dog. I think Chihuahua. Some Chihuahua.

[Andrew Santino]

Half. Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe half Chihuahua.

[Luke]

Guava is not great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

I'd give myself like a seven, maybe that I.

[Bobby Lee]

Confidence. So you could pet. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll give you more context. Gilbert has been with us for 12 years, and they still cannot connect. Connect.

[Jules]

There was a short period where we could.

[Luke]

I use a treat as like, a.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, you could try.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, try one of those. Yeah, try one of those beef treats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so bring him.

[Andrew Santino]

Muzzle.

[Bobby Lee]

Please bring a muzzle him. And also, just. No, before we go, we. Let's ask.

[Luke]

And so like Hannibal Lecter.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. So after that, after. I wanted to see your fear level from 1 to 10. All right, so right now, why do you have your confidence level? Right now is seven. I want to see what your fear level is after you meet.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Because he's the best dog on earth.

[Luke]

I say my fear level just right now is already like a five. Like, I'm already.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so you're already. Is it now not seven anymore? It's five. Your confidence level.

[Luke]

My confidence level. I mean, it's dropping a little bit. Maybe six. Five.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Six, Five. Okay.

[Luke]

It's dropping, and the fear is rising.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. Yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

Please get a muzzle.

[Andrew Santino]

But, you know, another piece of context. There are only two people in existence who he's met and immediately been like, I submit to you. One is my partner Aloha, and my friend Shane. I feel like your girlfriend could crack the code soon with Julio.

[Bobby Lee]

Never.

[Andrew Santino]

It hasn't happened yet.

[Bobby Lee]

She bit her vagina.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I heard that.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know what? You weren't there to protect her, Jules.

[Aloha]

You were just laughing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, Julio was staggering her because I'm the Asian joker.

[Andrew Santino]

And then lady was bleeding, and then honey and Jules were like. She ended up getting bit because Julio was, you know.

[Aloha]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been bit so many times by him.

[Andrew Santino]

You have holes in your body.

[Bobby Lee]

I have holes for life.

[Luke]

I don't understand this dog relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

He's perfect, but, like, when you got

[Luke]

him, was it nice?

[Andrew Santino]

He's a puppy.

[Luke]

He was nice. When he's a puppy.

[Andrew Santino]

He was orphaned and he was bottle fed.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here's another side note about Julio is We give him away twice as a puppy.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Aloha]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't give him away.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so we were funny. So he hates foster. We fought. We were Fosters, right?

[Luke]

Okay, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, family. What's a puppy?

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And then a week later they call us back and go, can you pick him back up five times? Like, yeah, a bunch of times.

[Andrew Santino]

And then after that we.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes we'd drive to Orange County. Yeah. And pick him up. Yeah. As a little puppy. He says something's wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we just like. I feel like we're just shitting on my favorite guy in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

He's my favorite guy too.

[Aloha]

He's the best.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but he's going to eat Luke. And this is going to be fun to watch. I don't know, put the muzzle on. Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

This could be one of two or three people in the world that he just respects. We never know.

[Bobby Lee]

And if, let me tell you, I'm going to tell you another thing, right? You get a bonus if Julio doesn't bark at you tonight.

[Luke]

If he doesn't bark.

[Bobby Lee]

If you get to pet him. Right. Like not just a touch, but start petting him and he calms down, you'll get a big financial bonus today.

[Luke]

Okay, I like this. I'm trying to think of how to. Yeah. How to like spin this in my favor somehow.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way to do it because people have done that. I've had women that I've dated. The animals love me. Like I can go to a forest and see a deer. Like just a random deer. And they'll just come up to me and there'll be like butterfly on their head. You know, I'm just like an animal. Like I saw a bear, a polar bear. One he just kind of like waved, you know, I mean, like these kind of girls, they meet Julio and they go, I don't ever want to see you again. And I don't ever want to be here.

[Luke]

Well, yeah, cuz every time I come here, there's always a big thing about like, make sure the dogs are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. And it's only one dog we're talking about.

[Luke]

It's one go.

[Bobby Lee]

Goby and Stubbs are the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's never locked up. He has his own room in bed.

[Luke]

What, do they fight the other dog?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, sometimes Goby and Julio.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes Julio loves who he loves and he just doesn't kind of veer from that.

[Bobby Lee]

But you could walk him in the street and he won't bite you.

[Jules]

Will he bark at other people?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Huh? He's fine on the street.

[Jules]

What are the. All right.

[Luke]

It's already scary. Yeah, he's already moaning and freaking out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you give me your phone?

[Bobby Lee]

There you go.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Go ahead, Luke. It's all yours, buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Wow. This is actually insane.

[Jules]

He's vicious.

[Luke]

He's viciously attacking.

[Andrew Santino]

Go pet him.

[Luke]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

My fear levels about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Go, go, go. Give him a hug.

[Aloha]

Go ahead, try.

[Luke]

Dude, what's wrong with this dog? What's wrong with him? I feel bad for him.

[Bobby Lee]

He's perfect.

[Luke]

I feel bad for him.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, you guys sit down and then

[Bobby Lee]

we'll just sit down and relax. Proper intro.

[Aloha]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not leaving. Yeah, he's our guest.

[Luke]

I actually have like, Tommy Lee, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobby Lee]

See?

[Aloha]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Tommy Lee was supposed to be on this podcast and he canceled. Yeah, it's okay. Come here.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe come here.

[Luke]

Ah, this is. I feel bad. Oh, okay. He's happy now. O. It's. It's actually my fear level. Is that. I think a 10?

[Jules]

Oh, who's trying it? Who's trying it?

[Andrew Santino]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. I know, I know.

[Jules]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, put him away. Put him.

[Jules]

Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, give him kisses.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get this is. Who brought up this idea? Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Luke]

She scared. I'm scared. I was talking about it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm romero.

[Luke]

I'm scared. That's actually what happened.

[Jules]

I feel like Milan.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that his name? Lawn. Oh, sorry.

[Aloha]

Whatever.

[Luke]

That dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

I mean, what is wrong with that dog? Like, it's. It's has fear.

[Jules]

He's scared, right? Julio's scared, right? That's why he's doing that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what he's thinking.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, some. It was explained to me that when he. When you're an orphan puppy and like, he didn't get like the. What he needed for real days, cuz he was dumped, right? And he didn't get both the mother's milk and then he didn't have siblings and a mother to like, check his, like, bite inhibition and so. But also it's like maybe his brain didn't develop.

[Bobby Lee]

It didn't develop.

[Luke]

My anxiety is like through the roof after that.

[Andrew Santino]

But I. I cannot begin to stress to you that outside of strangers, he is truly the best.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the sweetest dog in the world.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, he sleeps.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Luke]

You said.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Luke]

Bit some lady's vagina.

[Bobby Lee]

My girlfriend's vagina.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. Yeah. What I'm telling You is. Is that if I'm alone in the house and I'm laying on the couch, Julio will sit on my lap, lick my face. Yeah, right. And he dig his head into my face and nuzzle. And he's the sweetest dog in the world.

[Luke]

And he's our, like, a crazy gene or something. He respects you like a mother dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I mean, yeah. Yeah. But, like, he loves all of us.

[Luke]

That is. He didn't seem to love Jules very much.

[Jules]

He loves.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, what, are you kidding me?

[Luke]

You brought him in.

[Bobby Lee]

He's losing his shit. He's, like, slamming. He rides the dog. The dog rides in the car with her?

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, with no muzzle.

[Luke]

Do you like the dog? If they were like, oh, you have to. He has to stay with you for a week.

[Aloha]

Like, that's fine. I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? She's.

[Andrew Santino]

Question.

[Bobby Lee]

At night, right. Together, they sleep in the same bed.

[Aloha]

Who likes to go under the blanket and just snuggle?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

This feels like a prank on me or something, like.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think you can be honest with you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Aside from the desert witch that we talked about earlier.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, whatever. The nature mother.

[Andrew Santino]

Earth mama.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jules]

Earth Ma.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever.

[Luke]

He doesn't like white people, but he doesn't like Gilbert.

[Aloha]

He used to.

[Andrew Santino]

No, actually, he was actually fine with Gilbert. It's George.

[Bobby Lee]

It's George. And he doesn't know Alex that well. Alex looks like a bulldog.

[Luke]

Yeah, I was going to say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Another dog. Why. Why did that. He was brought up.

[Andrew Santino]

The reason is because we. We were in the car, me, Jules, and Julio and Go and Goby, and we were cruising over here, listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo album, and we look.

[Bobby Lee]

That's out now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's out now. And then we look.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Dude, what's up, bro?

[Andrew Santino]

We look behind us, and there's just Julio being, like, the cutest dog ever. And I was like, you know what? We've never formally introduced him. And there's so much lore around him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bring Gobi.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, everyone's.

[Jules]

There's portraits of.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there's portraits.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. We love Go.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're older now. They're like, what, 10?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even start with that.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I. You know, we had a comedian. I can't say her name, but she's a very funny female comedian. She's a regular at the store. And that day or the day before her dog died, and she came in, and I just go. I just looked at her. I just said. I just went through that. And it's not about me, but it made it about me.

[Andrew Santino]

But is it Steph and Susan?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I saw the post.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't want to say the name.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she posted about it.

[Bobby Lee]

They're grieving.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you kidding me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was stuff.

[Aloha]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Stephen, Susan is the dog. No, that was like, Susan, beloved family member. And anytime she was on our pod, she would talk. We would talk about Susan. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's the best, but yeah. You don't have any animals?

[Luke]

I. I have family pets. Yeah, I have a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

My.

[Luke]

My mom was very much like, oh, I saw a cat on the street. And now. Now we have another ca. Much animal love. Bring in a lot of animals.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're one of those.

[Luke]

I. I'm a little tired of it, honestly, growing up in a house like that. It's a little bit like, okay, enough. I think I need a break. I have friends who get dogs now, and, like, we're in our early 20s, and it's like, you're not well equipped to take care of this dog at all.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a huge thing, bringing it to a bar.

[Luke]

It's causing a whole scene. You go to hang out with your friend, the dog is there. You're like, I'm not really here to hang out with the dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's. I'm not on your side.

[Luke]

Sorry. Like, oh, hi, the dog. But, like, you know, this. This has to eventually, right? Like, the dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, the dog's going to Coachella. Like our dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

You're like.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know who the Strokes are.

[Luke]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

You know. Oh, but what am I gonna bring in a carpenter?

[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jules]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jules]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

Shopify. Shopify. Shopify. Oh, yeah, Shopify. You know, we have an online business here at Business. Yeah. And we use Shopify. But you know why? Because we want to only use the best business to get our products out.

[Andrew Santino]

And if you've been sitting on a business idea for a while, Shopify makes it to so easy to happen. It's everything you need to start selling is included and ready from day one.

[Bobby Lee]

It's, it's, it's like this, Luke. You know, I do some interior design. I hire people to make it look my house to look like I want it to look. That's what Shopify does for your page. Right? You can do all kinds of stuff. Fonts, make it pretty, you know, to sell your product. You need it. Yeah, you need it bad.

[Luke]

I'm trying to grow my merch myself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Shopify.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, and then what Shopify does is it handles everything. It handles the stuff, the setup, the checkout. So you can use that time to focus on growing your business and the tools to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

And the purple button.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the purple button?

[Bobby Lee]

You know about the purple button, don't you?

[Jules]

What happens in the purple button?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a classic purple button that you press on Shopify, the app.

[Luke]

Yeah, I've been trying to start getting my merch out there. T shirts, stickers, all that stuff. And I just have been so overwhelmed with like, you know, trying to build it all myself. And so being able to use something like Shopify has just simplified everything. And I'm able to focus on writing jokes and, you know, actually focusing on my comedy and like, yeah, not too much merch stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what, dude? I love it. I love it a lot.

[Luke]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

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[Bobby Lee]

If I think about the Sabrina Carpenter show, it was like I went lived through a hell.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't believe that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A cyclical hell.

[Jules]

You liked it.

[Bobby Lee]

I was not dancing.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell us more, Jules. Tell us more.

[Jules]

Yeah, Describe everything you saw in detail, please.

[Aloha]

He was just looking at her.

[Jules]

In awe?

[Aloha]

Yeah, in awe.

[Jules]

There we go.

[Luke]

Aw.

[Aloha]

And then I see, like, his hips moving with Sadie, and I was like, oh, he's like, having fun.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the old dude, right? Confused about even why this is music. We're like, no, no, no, no. And it's like, oh. But, like, you know, my girlfriend's 35, okay, and she's in love with it, right. And she's dancing, and I don't want to be that angry. Like, get off my lawn.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? So I'm trying to, like, you didn't

[Luke]

like the performance art of it all?

[Aloha]

Of, like, you said it was so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

But he doesn't want to say that in front of the homies. I don't know why. You're in your 50s.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are my homies? These guys. Hey, bro. Nah, dog. Hey, player.

[Luke]

Sabrina.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Ate my level, brah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what Shakira once said? Shakira won the hipstone lie.

[Luke]

Oh, true.

[Bobby Lee]

Who did said that?

[Andrew Santino]

Shakira.

[Bobby Lee]

Shakira Land.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know who she was with for a long time?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know who you're talking about.

[Andrew Santino]

Gerard Piquet, ex wife.

[Bobby Lee]

Gerard Piquet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Shakira. Yeah. Oh, that's Shakira. She was dating the defender of Barcelona. Gerard pk.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's gay, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

We haven't brought this up a long time.

[Andrew Santino]

We did, but I want to take it back. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to. This is what. So let me say something, you know about gay.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Great way to ask someone.

[Luke]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know about the gays? I love them.

[Luke]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do. So. So there was a. Have you seen this photo?

[Aloha]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

It was Gerard PK and Zlatan Ibrahimovich. They were playing for Barcelona, and they were platinum's gay. I know. They.

[Jules]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Just there was a photo that some photographer caught of them right in back of this building by a car.

[Luke]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

And.

[Aloha]

Oh, that's so hot.

[Luke]

He did rivalry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at the fingers. Zoom into the fingers.

[Luke]

What was your take?

[Jules]

Back in the day?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What was your take on that?

[Andrew Santino]

I. I don't remember, but I. My Current take is that they're just European because I. I kind of. Like, what's so wrong about dudes just being sweet?

[Bobby Lee]

And did they just kiss on the side of the penis? Bonjour.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I actually really. I accept this photo wholeheartedly as just friendship.

[Bobby Lee]

This is very challenging, Luke. If we were caught doing this.

[Andrew Santino]

Try it. Try it. Let's take a picture.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Luke]

I couldn't even get into that position. I was.

[Bobby Lee]

If we were caught doing this alone in an alleyway.

[Luke]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And that came out. Yeah. What would happen?

[Luke]

Your career would be over. My career would be just beginning. I think that would kick start lots of interviews I think would follow.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Luke]

I don't know.

[Jules]

What do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's gay or do you think that's European?

[Aloha]

European and hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's all.

[Luke]

We all agree it's hot. Obviously it's hot as hell.

[Bobby Lee]

But you think that's hot.

[Luke]

I think there's a hotness because of the implication.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But you know what? I'll say this. I really want slots on. On this show, so I. I unclaim.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here's what the real thing is about this photo.

[Jules]

It's AI.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not AI. The real thing is, is that they were close teammates.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Zlatan was leaving Barcelona.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. This is probably their last day together. I mean, because they were close teammates. And Zlatan's crying like, I don't want to go to AC Milan. I don't know where he went. But my point is, is that, you know, I could see me and Andrew doing that.

[Andrew Santino]

I could you do that?

[Luke]

It seems like they started with a.

[Bobby Lee]

You do. I do do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are.

[Luke]

Good point.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys like kissing the lips?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're right.

[Luke]

It seemed like they were shaking hands kind of. And maybe pulling away at the last second and caught.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I've never Shake the hand like that. Yeah. Anyway, I also want to say we never talked about this, but I. I felt really emotional this weekend because of the fight and determination by this Mexican World Cup. Yeah, they. They fought their heart out.

[Andrew Santino]

Heart out.

[Bobby Lee]

They never. They should have won. Amazing energy, number one. They should have won.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you think that?

[Bobby Lee]

Because of the stats. They had more possession. You know, they had. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

But did your Jude Bellingham.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It was a. And then England was down to 10 men and they brought in Dan Byrne and Stones to defend their eyes. And so it was just one of the great. Okay, there we go.

[Jules]

It's actually a lot Less gay now. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's less gay now. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's mad about the departure.

[Jules]

Like, who is this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I look like Zlatan's, like, assistant.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Arsenio hall has a Korean assistant that looks like me.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know why I said that, but anyway, Mexico spirit. Anyway, let's go back to Mexico spirit.

[Andrew Santino]

My. My guess is he went up to you, and that's the only thing he said. Hey, Bobby, I have an assistant. Look. Looks just like.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I never said that.

[Andrew Santino]

He didn't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. What happens is I. I always see, I forgot his name, but this Korean dude. And I know that Arsenio's coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, because of him. I see. I see.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean. And I'll give him a hug.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, hey, twin, was it? He goes, he's coming. Okay. He's one of the nicest guys in the world. Anyway.

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[Bobby Lee]

You know about him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But anyway, Mexico. Let's go back to Mexico. The Mexico, they fought their heart out. And I feel super bad, but here's the thing. You put it on the line. You made your country proud. And I'm gonna say the opposite of the US Team. What a humiliating disaster.

[Luke]

Oh, right.

[Bobby Lee]

No heart, no midfield. Oh, wow. No desire.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Shame. Shame on yo us.

[Luke]

And the red card thing meant nothing. It was super embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I just say one thing, though?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I know it's not the time to. On your home team, Korea. I. I don't like that when it's like, you treat your players so poorly and have a shitty homecoming. You boo them if they don't, like, live up to whatever expectation you had for them is so up.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Nope.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean, no?

[Luke]

I kind of like the drama.

[Bobby Lee]

I like the drama of it also. It's also, you know, I'm sorry, but when did the Philippines get knocked out?

[Aloha]

Why are you attacking me? Why are you attacking me?

[Bobby Lee]

It's been a fight we've had all week. You know what I mean? I go. She's like, korea didn't do good. They got knocked out. They're trying to make fun of me. And I'm like, oh, when did. When did the Philippines play? Hang on, hang on.

[Andrew Santino]

We have Alex.

[Jules]

Round 16. Wimbledon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Luke]

Alex.

[Andrew Santino]

Hell, that's soccer. Not only that, but Alexa just beat iga. Who. Yes. Was the defending champion of last. No. So we have our own thing going. And by the way. And by the way, you cannot compare the kind of sports access, the funding, all the things Korea Has. Versus such little support from the actual Philippine, like, commission. I'm just saying if you were to.

[Bobby Lee]

You have no right.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm saying if you were to take any one of those Filipino athletes and give them the actual support like all of these Western countries would get. Yeah, they would.

[Aloha]

I feel like Filipinos.

[Bobby Lee]

How much is a ball?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? They don't have a youth program like in England. You're born into it. There's no money. There's no support. I'm just saying it's different. Okay.

[Jules]

Actually have. How much is a soccer ball? Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

I would say it's $100, $170.

[Aloha]

That's so expensive.

[Luke]

That's such.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll buy 20 of them for. Okay, I'll plant the seed. Next time we go to the Philippines, I'll buy 20 balls.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. You cheap motherfucker.

[Bobby Lee]

How much is a program?

[Jules]

You got to build a facility.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll build a soccer facility.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. You wanna.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Aloha]

In Cebu.

[Bobby Lee]

In Cebu. Right. But I'm telling you right now, 20 years from now, if there's no national team, I'm gonna burn Cebu to the ground.

[Andrew Santino]

They do have a national team. They're called Askal. They're amazing.

[Aloha]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, they're good.

[Bobby Lee]

They're more rascals than ask out.

[Andrew Santino]

But tell me why. Tell me why your people turn against their own.

[Bobby Lee]

Because we're about shame. Shame. And it's like, you didn't. You. Humiliating, in a fashion. Didn't make it through the group stages.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's the kind of. That's what happens in sports. Duh.

[Aloha]

But no, it was already a scandal before it. Because of Sun? No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Aloha]

Because he wasn't. He didn't do the military.

[Jules]

It's just intense.

[Bobby Lee]

Who cares about that?

[Aloha]

Everyone, like, the news in Korea were like, oh, like, we don't. We should cheer for him. Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Jules]

I feel bad, though, to be an athlete.

[Bobby Lee]

What? The Koreans are. Yeah, Koreans are weird. Look at that.

[Luke]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a liar.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the guy came with a drum.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Luke]

It is funny to think about all the people who showed up for this. I really respect those people's determination and their drive.

[Andrew Santino]

And I think that the. The. The team. The plane arrived at like 3 or 4 in the morning.

[Luke]

I really respect.

[Andrew Santino]

So they, like, slept overnight?

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I. I think the reason why people showed up. I would have showed up too, if I was Korean.

[Andrew Santino]

What would you have said? What would you have screamed out loud? Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I Wouldn't know a lot of English.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

Good. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, stuff like that.

[Luke]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But I would speak Korean, so I would say that in Korean, so I would have known more anyway. I don't know why that would be. I would just do it in English.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, it's. It's. They showed up so that they could remind them that. That, hey, next time, this is what's gonna happen. Like, you gotta fight. You gotta put your life on the line.

[Luke]

Well, it is.

[Andrew Santino]

They did.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think. Yeah, I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

I think there's a lot of criticism for the coach, you know, like, who he put in, who he benched.

[Bobby Lee]

But. But let's talk. I don't know why it reverted. I was talking about the usa, and then you. Oh, also, you had to rip on Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't. Like.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like, any athletes that try their

[Bobby Lee]

best, they didn't try their best. Yeah. And.

[Luke]

And the U. S. Kind of, you know, it's a little bit of almost cheating with the red card thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. I think that there was a little bit of karma there.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Jules]

I just think Pressure.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like this. I think everyone knew it was wrong. And I think the best thing that could have happened if Baladan. Is that his name?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Baligan said, yo, I know that Trump overturned it with the FIFA president.

[Jules]

British accent.

[Luke]

Why does he say, yo, he's British?

[Jules]

He says, bruv.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, bruv.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, bruv.

[Jules]

There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know that Trump. Bruh. Bruv. Right. Overturned this. But it's like. I think. I think that I should just, you know, stay on the bench. This guy. This is ethically wrong.

[Luke]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Or whatever they say. Yeah, yeah. But I think that he should have maybe stepped down and said, it feels weird. And then it would. Then the bad mojo would have been gone. You know, there was a cloud. I think there was a cloud of, like, are we cheating?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It didn't feel right.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe it took away their, like, grit.

[Bobby Lee]

Their grit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all I want to see is blood.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When you say grit, I mean, like, not blood, but, like, grit. Like. Like, I, like, like, you know, I'll give you an example.

[Andrew Santino]

Your life depends on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Bellingham's first goal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Was an Arsenal goal, by the way.

[Jules]

Congratulations.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. It was Rice running down the fucking field, giving to Bukayo saka.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bukayo Saka did that lob in.

[Jules]

He fed it.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's what? What the difference between your life on the line and not. Is Bellingham. That's so dangerous to head in that way because you don't know what the keeper's gonna do. Like, he's putting his head on the line for the team. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all she's been saying. All right. All our. The whole drive over here.

[Jules]

So is it because he's British and black or what?

[Andrew Santino]

He's just a good looking kid.

[Aloha]

He's good looking and he's so good.

[Jules]

This is him giving a jersey to Mora.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, Jules. Oh, that was sweet. That was sweet. Yeah. Well, he has a brother named Job, I think, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Aloha]

His brother is hot, too.

[Jules]

Okay, thanks for the research. Thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

But anyway, he put his life on the line. I think Mexico put their life on the line. That's all we want to see as a nation is somebody. Somebody like, you know, just going, you know, this is more than me.

[Andrew Santino]

I was rooting for Mexico all the way.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I just love the team. I like Memo Ochoa. I like. There's so much. There's just so much. I don't know, like, as they were going on when they beat, like, Korea, like, there's so many things that to love about that team.

[Jules]

They were hosting, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Tech was amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

And. Yeah. And, like, I just like the team. I like underdogs, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you like the underground?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Undergrounds. And I know. But I also love the Arsenal. Kids are, like, young and, like, they're. They're excellent. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I just had a soft spot for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah. But they lost.

[Andrew Santino]

They're also our neighbors, and I love them too.

[Aloha]

Yeah. And we're Mexicans of Asia.

[Bobby Lee]

So who are the Philippines? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are the Mexicans of Asia.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that we were closest in, like, you know, kinship feeling towards Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Called. Same colonizer, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

So now. Now that they're gone, you what, you're Spanish now? You're reading for.

[Aloha]

I'm not rooting for Spain.

[Andrew Santino]

No way. That's our colonizer. Also, I did date.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know you did. I remember that. And a rugby.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did you follow him? I followed him on Instagram. That was the weirdest dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I competed against rugby professionals.

[Andrew Santino]

Not rugby. Footy.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Footy.

[Bobby Lee]

Footy.

[Aloha]

Was he handsome?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he was tall. Tall. He looks like a midfielder. A soccer player. I beat them all out and I landed this.

[Andrew Santino]

And then he followed them on Instagram.

[Bobby Lee]

I Followed them. I destroyed them.

[Andrew Santino]

And then my. I would get texts.

[Bobby Lee]

No one will believe that I was dating you.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I would get random texts, like. Just a screenshot of Bobby Lee is now following you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, oh, yeah. It's weird.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm like, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Say I asked my girlfriend all the time. I go, why? I'm ugly. She's like, to me you're not.

[Luke]

Not a great answer, but good enough. But to me you're not. How about no, you're not.

[Aloha]

Not.

[Bobby Lee]

But I am not.

[Luke]

I'm saying, yeah, no, you're not.

[Andrew Santino]

But why do you keep asking that question? What are you trying to hear?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jules]

How often do you ask that?

[Andrew Santino]

When you look at this blonde, tall, goddess of a woman who is your girlfriend and you. You. Do you like being in a position of why me?

[Jules]

Change your voice.

[Aloha]

Yeah, baby voice.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't do business. Leap. Don't see the name with you. Yeah. What do I do?

[Aloha]

What do I say you do, baby?

[Bobby Lee]

Like what? Give me an example.

[Aloha]

You're like, hi, my love.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've never done that. I have never done that. It's insane.

[Aloha]

You do like. Was it sweet. Sweet Pea or something?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Sweet Pe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I call everyone Sweet Pee when they're dating me. Yeah. Cuz she. Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[Andrew Santino]

Going to say, Jeez, I thought it was a Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, it was. What's on the other side? Rainbows are visions.

[Andrew Santino]

You dropping names?

[Bobby Lee]

Illusions. Yeah.

[Jules]

You're killing me.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing? You know what I don't like about that song?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

It's. The first line is a lie.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it? The first line.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? There are.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there are. Let's name them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's no songs of rainbows.

[Andrew Santino]

I can name three already.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I love a rainbow.

[Bobby Lee]

Who sings that?

[Andrew Santino]

Ms. Rachel.

[Luke]

Yes, Ms. Rachel.

[Bobby Lee]

The song was written.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Another one. Another one. An 80s one. An 80s one. Butterfly in the sky before the 60s.

[Bobby Lee]

What year was that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's in a book.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that. No, this song was written right in the 60s or early 70s.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

At the time.

[Luke]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Rainbow Connection.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. There's another Hawaiian one.

[Luke]

Somewhere over the rainbow.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not yet. That one is classic. But there's another one. It says it's Aloha's favorite song. I should know.

[Jules]

Rainbow connection is 1980.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, 1980. So how many Rainbow songs were there before 1980?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Somewhere over the rainbow, I think was before 1980.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

That's kind of the one, though. That's the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's the classic one.

[Luke]

One rainbow song to say there.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are there so many?

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you would think that there's like, a hundred.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I bet there are.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you so argumentative? Like, at one time you'd be like, you know what? You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that it's just because. Why are you mad about songs about rainbow songs?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I don't know what's going on, but yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, of course. My brother is. Brother is. Is like the most known one. Rainbow. Casey Muskers love that song.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right. You proved my point.

[Luke]

Wait.

[Bobby Lee]

What a Wonderful World. Oh, yeah. It says rainbow in it.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Luke]

See ya.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. Let's move on. I'm wrong. Cash has one. Okay.

[Jules]

Everyone has.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, everyone has one. Yeah.

[Jules]

Do you have baby voice for your girlfriend? Be honest, please.

[Luke]

I'd rather not be honest and say no.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you do.

[Jules]

Of course.

[Luke]

Sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's totally okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm in. I'm in the kitchen. I'm your girlfriend.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. You're in the living room.

[Luke]

I could see it.

[Bobby Lee]

You're in the living room. Yeah. See my backyard? Yeah. Yeah. Well, just, you know, I mean, I'm washing something. Right. And you want her to. Bring her to your room. Do a baby voice. What kind of baby voice would you do?

[Luke]

I don't know.

[Jules]

Be honest.

[Bobby Lee]

You got to get me into the room.

[Jules]

What are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm washing the dishes. I said I'm waiting. I know. I'm so. I'm a professional.

[Luke]

I'm making a sandwich.

[Bobby Lee]

Dishes.

[Aloha]

Yeah. And you suck at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I do only circles. Go ahead.

[Luke]

Do we have any?

[Bobby Lee]

You're bad at improv.

[Luke]

Do we have any? Treat.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You're looking for sweet treats?

[Aloha]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Luke]

I want trees.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wait, that's him, too.

[Luke]

Can you bring me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do that.

[Jules]

I hung.

[Luke]

I really want tree.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Oh, I kind of want to get a treat.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you go, what do you mean? What do you mean? Can I even treat?

[Luke]

And a kiss, maybe?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't think that's sexy?

[Andrew Santino]

I love it.

[Aloha]

So cute.

[Jules]

You guys have baby voices for men.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? Like this?

[Luke]

I want to suck your call.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me get in there, brother.

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[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly how I talked to a little Limigon in their brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they do. They, you know, of course. Yeah. Cute. Like, sometimes she'll go into a dance.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In her underwear. Right. And I'm like, you know, I already came. You're kind of like the dance thing. It's a prequel to.

[Andrew Santino]

This is foreplay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But anyway. No, I like it. Okay. It's cute. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, you know, it's. I like to be in relations where you feel like children.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Where it's playful and fun and an adventure.

[Luke]

I kind of like to. I like to rage bait more than baby voice. Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Luke]

Arguments. Yes. Where you're like, what the are you doing? What's wrong with you? Well, and just trying to get her mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

That's kind of the.

[Bobby Lee]

I try to go like, I don't think women should have the right to vote.

[Luke]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

And then just. It'll start an argument.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do mean?

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[Luke]

Mean. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying.

[Luke]

Yeah, let's antagonize the argument. That's why I love It's.

[Bobby Lee]

You jokingly argue.

[Jules]

Yeah, I don't know if girls like that.

[Aloha]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

I think women like it.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think they like it.

[Luke]

Or like I never. I always drive us everywhere we go. So sometimes we'll leave for somewhere and I'll be like, oh, and Then can we get. Like. You'll drive. Like, here are your keys. Like, go drive. And she'll get pretty upset. What? What the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What? That's not even cute.

[Luke]

You drive.

[Bobby Lee]

Asking her to work.

[Luke]

Yeah, you drive us. You drive us. You pay for dinner. And I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just a little baby.

[Jules]

Oh, then you.

[Luke]

I'm just a baby.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't do anything. Oh, I see. I see. See, I see. Yeah. Yeah.

[Luke]

And girls love that.

[Jules]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Get out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And so you. You told me earlier that now you pay for all the meals.

[Luke]

I try to pay for all the meals as much as. As she will let me, but she likes to pay for some reason that's like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's into that. I will not allow it.

[Luke]

I try not to allow it, but,

[Bobby Lee]

you know, I will never allow it. I mean, it's. Is that sexism?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't think it's. For you. It doesn't stem from sexism.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's just insecurity.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I think it. You. That's your, like, fundamental, like, fundamentally, like, you believe as though, like, love, language,

[Jules]

giving, like, gift giving.

[Andrew Santino]

Kind of a woman already gives, like, so much. Like, it's the least you can do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, It's. I think it's. Maybe it's my generation or whatever, but it's just always just been built in.

[Andrew Santino]

You're also just very generous, though. I would not even just with girlfriends. Like, you're generous with the valet.

[Bobby Lee]

Valet.

[Andrew Santino]

Valet. Like, everyone you come across. So, like, that's just you. Yeah, you're right about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But you know, my intentions. I'm. I've been questioning it as of late.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, let's go through.

[Jules]

I like this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

What do you mean you're questioning your intentions?

[Bobby Lee]

My. I don't know. It's like, sometimes I'll be like. Like, a Valley is $5, for instance, and somebody. Oh, here's 30.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And there's no thank you. Right.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll walk away like, yeah, yeah. What are you writing down? You haven't said anything. This podcast.

[Aloha]

Yeah, I did, but I'm writing hearts.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how, Jules, you and me both.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how you guys are.

[Luke]

I had a valet moment like that where I went out to dinner with my girlfriend's parents recently and went to pay the valet, and it was like, you know, eight bucks or something. And then I was like, hey, I'm paying for my ticket. But then I'm also paying for their ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

For parents, their valet ticket, that Was really cool.

[Luke]

Yeah, like, hey, I'll pay for it. And I tip the guy. There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

How much was the tip? Don't.

[Luke]

I think I gave him 20 bucks. And then it was for two tickets. So he gave me $4 back and then I tipped him $2.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Jules]

Oh, my God.

[Luke]

I said keep the four. Maybe I should have.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Jules]

Too load, brother.

[Luke]

I should have just given the 20.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not a tip. Yeah, yeah, that's not that.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are 20 bills you're doing.

[Luke]

But I paid for.

[Andrew Santino]

The sound you were looking for was.

[Luke]

That's huge. I don't know. I should.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You basically stabbed the valet.

[Luke]

Yeah, he used to.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably. That's what that was.

[Luke]

I don't know. I don't know. On a. Whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Luke]

Well, but so I pay for them for their ticket, which ultimately the valet guy's probably like, well, you just. Me. Because he would have tipped me more money, way more. But. So I pay for their ticket. But then as. As we're getting in the car, leaving, I'm like, oh, they're going to see that I paid. That's going to be like, sick. Yeah, I saw a different couple kind of come down and they were like, oh, no, no, you go and let them go in front. And I think the valet guy got out confused, and I think he might have had me pay for this random other people's ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what you deserve.

[Luke]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

That was life, karma in your face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I would have to agree.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

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[Luke]

I. I don't really know. Tipping culture for me is like very different.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so let me ask you something. Let me ask you this.

[Andrew Santino]

You were born and raised here in la, right?

[Luke]

Yes, yes. No, but I, I tip. But now with the iPad, it's like I tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip. And then when someone goes, oh, this is $8, I'm like, look, if you don't show me a screen, like, I. I have no idea what you want for me.

[Jules]

Oh, interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Luke]

Like, okay, it's $8.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a generation.

[Luke]

Here's two, right? That's sort of good. It was $8. I gave you two.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

But if you flip 20 around price and. But he iPad is his generation because they're younger.

[Luke]

Flip it around.

[Andrew Santino]

He had to do the math.

[Luke]

I get to pick which. Which one I want to get. How much I like you. 15, 20.

[Jules]

Oh, math.

[Bobby Lee]

But I always do custom. Have you ever pressed custom?

[Luke]

Yeah, I press custom, and I've written $1. I've gone way low on a custom.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, I go high a custom. Yeah, you don't.

[Luke]

Do you try to make it very obvious you're clicking custom. Do you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I show them my finger, everything. Come around here, come around here. Come here.

[Luke]

Look.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at the iPad together. I look in their eyes and I go, 3, 0.

[Luke]

Would you do this before you had money?

[Jules]

Yes, yes.

[Aloha]

He.

[Bobby Lee]

I've always been like that. Because it's like, you have to act like you're the. And when you're cheap like you.

[Luke]

I'm not cheap. I'm confused.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like tonight, for instance.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I would like you to tip well.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

He's going on a date with his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Aloha]

Where?

[Luke]

Bavel.

[Bobby Lee]

Bavel.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that place is good. They have the good mushroom kebab.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

Mushroom. Mushroom.

[Aloha]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Mushroom kebab.

[Bobby Lee]

And then the duck hummus. Yeah, yeah. It's really good.

[Luke]

That'll take some convincing to order, but I'll do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, you have to eat the duck. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah.

[Luke]

But. So.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's the thing. Because I'm paying for it.

[Luke]

Yeah, allegedly.

[Andrew Santino]

You're paying for it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I give him money to take her on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how generous.

[Luke]

I was already gonna. Let me tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you were gonna tip poorly.

[Luke]

I was.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Now, I already. I have all the facts now. All right? I have all the facts that I need. Right, Alex? Right. And I know now. Right. That I had to do it, because if on your own, you know, I mean, cognitive behavior. Okay. You would have cheapened. You would have been cheap. Yeah, yeah. So what I'm telling you now is act. Give them, you know, if it's $8, park and give them the 20 money.

[Luke]

Right. So if the. If the bill comes out. $200, if you're lucky.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Jules]

Yeah. You might have to dip into your own funds after.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, if it's 200, which is not. Because I know the restaurant.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's gonna be way more.

[Luke]

More.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very expensive.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So it's gonna be more. Right.

[Luke]

I will say also, you paid, which is very, very nice. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Aloha]

You.

[Luke]

But the. The. You also recommended the place also. So you're. You're. You are setting me up. I'm like, okay, I gotta make sure to navigate correctly.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I don't want to. I gave him the money first and I want to go. We're going to McDonald's. You know what I mean? And then he's popping.

[Luke]

I could tip a lot at McDonald's.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't tip there. Okay.

[Aloha]

You go to McDonald's for dates?

[Luke]

No, but, you know, you go to, like, not McDonald's, but, you know, Chipotle. Chipotle.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Is good.

[Luke]

Yeah. That's not like expensive. Expensive.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway, tonight.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know you're gonna tip well.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Luke]

So the bill comes out as 300.

[Bobby Lee]

You tip what I would if on 300. Probably 80 to 100.

[Jules]

And surface there is pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a class.

[Luke]

What happens if there's a waiter that you don't really like? You still give them a good tip as kind of a.

[Bobby Lee]

You ask Clyda that question.

[Jules]

You guys have different philosophies.

[Andrew Santino]

You double. You double the tip.

[Luke]

Double.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Luke]

Is that true?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Cuz I like.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why? You know why?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Cuz they're probably. Yeah. No, I honestly, I was like, they're probably having a really shitty day. And it's like, why not just reverse that for them? Because they Even if they, like, hate you and they're like, something about this patron I hate or whatever, they're not going to hate you after that. And also, it's just like.

[Bobby Lee]

It's mindboggling. You're doing a riddler.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing. You're a Batman villain kind of a move. Okay.

[Jules]

Your intentions are different, hers about someone's having a bad day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I was like, wait, where are you going?

[Bobby Lee]

No, remember we were at that one restaurant, pottery?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And the waiter took my plate and he. As if he was skipping rocks on a lake.

[Andrew Santino]

The boiling water splash.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hopped around the table. Right. He just like a frisbee, threw it on the table. Yeah, Right. And I'm like, I got scalded.

[Jules]

Crazy.

[Luke]

I feel like you must have done something to get that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I did not. She was there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was bcd. Tofu house.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's what. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

It was really late at night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And him and I always go there. I think I. Our bill's like 50 bucks. He gave. He tipped the guy 100 bucks and then he put a little smiley face on there. I thought it was because you thought he was having a bad day.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The Joker. That's my signature signia. Whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But nobody.

[Andrew Santino]

Same move, different reasons.

[Bobby Lee]

Same move, different reason. But I'm going to tell you, I'm going to get your head wrapped around this right now. Okay? It's not that. It's that I'm telling them, next time, don't throw it in my face.

[Jules]

Will they read that?

[Aloha]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jules]

With the smiley face. Will they know?

[Bobby Lee]

I think that if you. He knows that he threw my dish like a disc. Yeah, right. That I got scalded. All right. And then he sees my tip, and I think there's a feeling of guilt now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Of like. Oh, and now when I go to, like, sun and Dang or any of these, they. They. They understand what the situation is.

[Luke]

Everyone creates a pathway, you know?

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, there's Asian treatment there, but

[Andrew Santino]

that's still some type of control and manipulation.

[Bobby Lee]

They took our photo off of Parks, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it was an unofficial photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't matter if they took it off.

[Aloha]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. They fancy.

[Jules]

And get it back up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get it back off. And also they replace it with Seth Rogan.

[Jules]

What?

[Luke]

So it is personal.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not personal. I love Seth.

[Luke]

No, but I'm saying they took it off and repl. Like, new celeb on there.

[Bobby Lee]

That seems weird. He's a new celeb.

[Luke]

No, but, like, oh, we're gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

This is not Freaks and Geeks. Seth Rogen. It's like, you know, I mean, now Seth Rogen, gun, new celeb.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine if you saw it and the picture was replaced by a picture of Jules.

[Bobby Lee]

That wouldn't be. Make me feel. That's still family.

[Aloha]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that would be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that'd be cool. But it's like, yeah, our photo was replaced. It's fine.

[Jules]

How do you know this? Someone told you?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was just there. I know exactly where it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I do, too. And I think it was moved upstairs.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I think that's what the thing is. It's upstairs now.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's upstairs because I think I did look for a really long time, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I still have one at the top corner with.

[Andrew Santino]

With Steven.

[Aloha]

You.

[Jules]

That's the og. The fan.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the fan with the fan put on. Yeah. Which is a good. But that's upstairs now. It's fine. I don't know.

[Luke]

Pictures up on Park.

[Andrew Santino]

The story behind this is that usually they'll take a picture of the person who was dining there, the celebrity who's

[Jules]

dining there with the owner.

[Andrew Santino]

That wasn't the case for us. We would go there every week thinking that they would ask us at some point. They Never, they never asked. And then we talked about it on the show and the fan just printed a photo and just stuck it on the wall.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he pulled off a, a other person's photo.

[Jules]

Instagram.

[Bobby Lee]

And then. Yeah. And then put that photo on.

[Aloha]

Oh, look.

[Andrew Santino]

But dumbfounded's on top of us.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's gone too. He's gone too. Yeah. Yeah, they, they changed it. I think that, like when new BTs kind of people go in there, they, they, they do it with relevancy.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, and so now I'm upset.

[Andrew Santino]

Is our star meter down?

[Bobby Lee]

I really think it is. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah. Which is fine. I, I, I think it is. It doesn't really make me, you know.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But when they completely take my photos off the wall, I might have to stop going there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think so.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Jules]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I might have to stop going there. But is that trivial and like a baby so good?

[Luke]

I mean, I don't know. I'm kind of a, I can be a bit of a. I mean, I don't want to use the word diva, but I think that that would, I think it's valid diva response.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean my photo's off the wall?

[Luke]

I'm not going to show up. You took my photo off.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want me there. You know what? I'll have. I'm going to take my glass. Another thing I'm butt hurt about.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I try those?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

To cover my cross eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's see.

[Jules]

Your eyes are actually less crossed.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God. It has a grade in them.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're so blind.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Aloha]

Wait, are you, Were you lying to me last night?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jules]

Tell the story, Jules. In detail.

[Aloha]

Cuz he was like, you gotta find my glasses. Glasses?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I have three of these and the, my favorite ones that don't have a yellow shade I'm missing.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I just saw them. You had them on yesterday.

[Bobby Lee]

No, those are other ones.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you so much.

[Jules]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And cute one. That's why you're in.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I know where they are.

[Bobby Lee]

Where?

[Andrew Santino]

I think I saw them when I was upstairs.

[Bobby Lee]

They're not downstairs.

[Andrew Santino]

You sure?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

We looked. Yeah. Also, you know, you're, you're not doing a great job.

[Luke]

Well, I have a question for you. When you go on a date, are you clocking how much the, the person you're on a date with. With is tipping.

[Jules]

Do you ever rec.

[Luke]

Do you ever recognize you ever go, oh, wow.

[Aloha]

I always want to look, you do and I feel like I. It's bad cuz I compare them to Tito Bobby.

[Jules]

That's a crazy standard.

[Aloha]

That's why.

[Luke]

No, that's not bad. That's good. That's a good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not a crazy standard. It's not a crazy standard.

[Bobby Lee]

My standard?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

How much do you judge where someone takes you on a date? Or do you not care? Really?

[Aloha]

I mean, as long as they don't take me like, like McDonald's. Like him.

[Jules]

But something.

[Luke]

There's something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

Something nice about.

[Aloha]

I think if you've been together with them for a while, then yeah, that's fine. But if it's like a first date and you take me to McDonald's or

[Andrew Santino]

this chill's worst yet. Why don't we just go on a walk on a beach? I'll bring some coffee.

[Luke]

What about a movie?

[Aloha]

No, the movie dates are so bad for first dates. Cuz you don't even interact with them. You don't talk to them. You're just watching the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Movie, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So you just show up at the, like I'll meet you there and then go in, watch the movie and afterwards you go. Bye.

[Aloha]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

There's. I mean, there's no before and after. Let's get ice cream after or.

[Luke]

Yeah, ice cream after that.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Or what do you think when someone says dinner in a movie, do you expect dinner before or dinner after?

[Bobby Lee]

There's got to be dinner.

[Luke]

I think dinner before is way more normal. Dinner after is like so weird to me.

[Andrew Santino]

I think, I think Luke's right.

[Luke]

Why would you ever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because you have to be able to break the eyes before for sitting in for two hours next to a stranger.

[Luke]

Yeah, I'm gonna eat popcorn. I'm gonna get sick. I'm gonna get popcorn belly.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you can get out?

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you can also, you can get out of the. Once you have the dinner, you can get out of the movie.

[Luke]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you're by yourself watching Supergirl.

[Luke]

Have you ever done that? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You still go to the movie?

[Bobby Lee]

I'd still go, yeah.

[Luke]

What would be your excuse to get her, get her out? Like, oh, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she will go, you know what? I had a good time, but I just don't. I'm not vibing, so. And I'll just be sitting in that movie theater by myself.

[Luke]

When I, When I went on my first date with my current girlfriend before first date, I had a plan to try and get out of it, but I, I'm A bad liar. So I was, like, setting up the plan too much to her where I was like, hey, like, we'll go get dinner, but just, you know, I might get tired. Like, I don't know, I might be feeling tired, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Who said that?

[Luke]

I said that to her.

[Aloha]

Oh, why would you say that?

[Luke]

Because the plan was we were getting drinks, and then I was taking her to my friend's birthday party, and she was gonna meet all my friends me and her had never met before. We were gonna meet for the first time. Then she was gonna meet every single. Everyone I know, and I told someone this plan, and they were like, that's psychotic. And it might be a totally crazy girl, and you're going to be screwed. If you. Like, what do you. You have to figure out a plan. Maybe say you skip the birthday party at the drinks, and then you'll go, she'll leave, and you'll go. So then I'm telling her, hey, I might skip the birthday party, just so, you know, setting it up a little too much. Then, of course, she showed up, and I realized that I had played my hand totally wrong. She was the one who was going to leave, and I had to pivot everything and be like, no, no, stay safe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because you met her on a dating app.

[Luke]

Yeah. Raya.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Aloha]

Yeah. What?

[Andrew Santino]

He was on Raya.

[Jules]

How.

[Bobby Lee]

How did you get. How did you get on Raya?

[Luke]

I lied on my application.

[Jules]

What did you say?

[Luke]

I said I was a film producer.

[Andrew Santino]

You said he was a Franco brother.

[Bobby Lee]

I. Franco brother. The underdeveloped one.

[Luke]

Franco brother.

[Bobby Lee]

I see.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Aloha]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you people like you get on ry.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It offends me to the utmost.

[Luke]

You're not on it.

[Bobby Lee]

It took me months to get on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I just say, thank God for the Lukes of the world who actually get in there and lie, because Raya is full of old predators and a lot of young, gorgeous girls and you old. You old money and whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, can I just defend the TFL brothers?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's the TFL brothers?

[Bobby Lee]

The total losers.

[Andrew Santino]

A total.

[Luke]

That is so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I love them, cuz I relate to them.

[Luke]

I love them, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you love them? Y. Yeah. Because I have empathy for them.

[Luke]

I'm very. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Alex, what's up? Totally kidding. You're not.

[Luke]

All right. But I am.

[Bobby Lee]

And I feel like once you're a part of this movement, you never leave.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not part of that.

[Bobby Lee]

I am not. I was in my twenties.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not. Because there's. There's a you guys so not getting it. Like, you have relationships and friendships with women already that this qualifies you right out the gate.

[Luke]

Trying to say loser.

[Aloha]

Not.

[Jules]

Not.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. What? No, what I'm saying is, is that I was in so many unrequited love situations and a lot of limerance, and I never got that. That back, you know, until I started doing standup. Right. And that's how I was able to, like, be attractive in front of women. But my point being is, is that there's a lot. I think the standards are. Has. Have shifted a little bit. What do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

In what way? What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying I've seen a lot of ticks. Like, yeah, my guy. My guy needs to be 6:2. He's got to make that, by the way. I hate that he's got to make $350,000 to $500,000 a year. He needs to be cleanly. Needs to be a Christian. Like, all these things. And it's like guys are out there, like, I'm. I hit one of those things. But it's like, you know, you're not perfect either.

[Luke]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's like you kind of lower your standards a little bit.

[Luke]

No, it's not. It's not like you're not perfect either. I mean, it is generating, I think, a couple. There's some fem cells out there. There's some. I think, ladies, you start to. It gets too messy where that. Now you're mad at men who aren't 6 2, making $350,000 a year, blah, blah. And then it makes other men even more mad. It's like a.

[Andrew Santino]

Like we don't always date for, like, you know, looks or 6:2. There are some height elitists out there.

[Bobby Lee]

You're an exception.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's not true. That's not true. I am not an exception to the rule. There's many girls that I know who are gorgeous, successful or whatever, and they. They operate just like me. It's like if you're kind, you're safe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not a total loser, and you're not an incel. And you're kind to women. You have friendships with women. Yeah, we'll date you.

[Luke]

But that's not. That's not the narrative.

[Bobby Lee]

But you like Pixar y people, you know, I mean, like, I'm from Monsters Inc. You're now dating Moana. I mean, you have this like, you know, me animation. You don't think that your boyfriend or your husband to be or whatever you call him. Right. Is not a CGI'd version of whatever a Polynesian person is.

[Luke]

Is.

[Bobby Lee]

He's gigantic.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not a normal guy. You think I look like the little Billy Crystal version of the monster Zinc or a minion. Yeah, you like animated weird looking people. You're not, you're not the exception to the rule.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that you pick, you know, I mean, in a different way. I think my girlfriend is that way. She's like, I was just never really into, like, she doesn't like white dudes.

[Andrew Santino]

What's my girl?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, her and I have always gotten along.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And she's, you know, she grew up with. In the Midwest or around a lot of white dudes, and she's just like. And she sounded like, you know, some racism or whatever, this and that. And she's like, yeah, I'm not into that. You know what I mean?

[Aloha]

But there's so many women that are like that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're not on. On my Tick tock.

[Jules]

No, yeah, I tick tocks.

[Luke]

Yes.

[Jules]

There's guys and girls that. I think they're the same.

[Bobby Lee]

When Scott Galloway talks about like a certain percentage of men on, on, you know, Tinder or whatever, right. Get, you know, 90 of the likes from women. Right. And the rest of them are.

[Luke]

I think that's the problem, though. There's a narrative online that that is what women are saying, but most women in real life usually aren't like, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, if you're listening, there is

[Luke]

a narrative online that is saying that. And I think that is causing a huge problem.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's causing, it's, it's worsening the problem because it's like you're either on this side or this side. Right. And I think there's a lot of space in between. If you touch grass, you live your life outside, you'll find that people are reasonable about their dating needs. And I don't think, I think you'll, you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who'll be like, no, he has to be this, this, this, this. We just want safety for you to be kind, for you to be like a steady provider and to just not be a. Like, that's really it. That's really it.

[Luke]

I'm gonna be. If I'm a steady provider and I'm doing all this other. I am gonna be a. And that's Gonna be fine. Okay. That's the deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Deal.

[Luke]

That is the deal.

[Jules]

Okay.

[Luke]

How many things do I have to do that is too much thing?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sticking with the cut, too.

[Andrew Santino]

I think

[Luke]

on hinge or Tinder, you do filter people by height, by, you know, religion, by certain things where people do get, you know, you get bumped out.

[Jules]

The online dating kind of makes it worse. What? Because of all the filters?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In fact, all my hinged and Raya dates.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Never really worked out. It's. I. I met my girlfriend in the wild.

[Aloha]

You also picked the craziest girls to go on dates with.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jules]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

On God. On earth do you mean?

[Jules]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, explain God's original. I agree.

[Aloha]

You pick either, like, a drug addict

[Jules]

or, like, you filter for truck.

[Luke]

Yeah. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jules]

16.

[Aloha]

Like an alcoholic. You pick all red flags.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I didn't know those things. That's not on the profile.

[Jules]

Did you sense it deep in your heart for.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're at dinner and you're like, just drinking a whole bottle.

[Jules]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

And she knows I'm sober.

[Luke]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'll have the whole bottle, please. Like, the most expensive kind. And you're like. And you're.

[Luke]

I said, that's fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then, you know, they'll say strange things.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I had this one date say. I just want to let you know I've never had a client IMAX before. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I just can't get there in any way. And I go, that's weird. Is that not weird?

[Luke]

Not a great response.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Luke]

Not a great response?

[Andrew Santino]

Not a great response from you?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't say that out loud. Yeah, that's an internal.

[Jules]

What did your face do, though?

[Bobby Lee]

What? So say it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I just want to let you know I've never climaxed before.

[Jules]

That's so creepy.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's taking his glass off.

[Aloha]

Wow.

[Luke]

Bulging his eyes out of his head.

[Andrew Santino]

But, Jules, you are correct what I think in her assessment of, like, people that you've dated until. Thank God, we're all relieved you're with who you're with now. But prior to that, it was like. Hello.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Jules]

There was a string where I was like, you would tell us. I was like, damn.

[Andrew Santino]

Even Gilbert and Alex are like, hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Do you do the dating apps at all? All?

[Aloha]

No. Cuz you're just like.

[Jules]

But you also don't go outside your room.

[Aloha]

That's why I don't want to Meet, like, people right now.

[Bobby Lee]

You're lazy.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she has, like, medic. She's, like, fatigued.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. There's something going on where you're just.

[Andrew Santino]

She has low energy.

[Bobby Lee]

Sleeping on the. On the couch. How do you sleep out there?

[Aloha]

It's so comfy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

She has, like, thyroid, you know, but

[Bobby Lee]

at three in the morning, I'm like, I'm gonna go get some new water or whatever. And then she's just like.

[Jules]

Like, I have seen you in weird positions.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But also, the lights are on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The TV is on, and she's just asleep. You know what I mean? And I'm like. You know, I just walk by. She's not gonna wake up. She doesn't even wake up. Yeah.

[Jules]

By the way, what was the weirdest place you've seen her fall asleep in your entire life?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I have a whole carousel. I think of, like, a thousand pictures of different places. Jules has fallen asleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember that? I. I showed it for your 18th

[Aloha]

birthday in the car, like, all in

[Andrew Santino]

different positions, crumpled in different corners of the world.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She can sleep anywhere.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the things I wanted to ask you guys was, do you. What is the earliest memory of your life?

[Bobby Lee]

Childhood.

[Andrew Santino]

Childhood. The earliest. The first thing where you're like, I remember this.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

When I was, like, three or four years old, my dad goes, let's go. And we. And we went into the car, and I think my mom told him, like, you got to spend time with him.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? So he's. And so we just sat in a park.

[Aloha]

Dark.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, you go run around. Run around. You know what I mean? Something about myself running around in a

[Andrew Santino]

circle and a Naruto or weapons.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like this.

[Aloha]

Like this.

[Bobby Lee]

My eyes couched out. Just running on a circle. Right. And. And then I remember he yelled at me because I forgot my jacket there.

[Andrew Santino]

That's my first memory memory of your existence.

[Bobby Lee]

Of my existence? Yeah.

[Aloha]

How old were you?

[Bobby Lee]

I have three. Yeah. Yeah. I knew about weapons back then, you know, but I just. I just remember that it's. They're not, like, fond memories, I think. And it was all memories of survival, of. Of how to. Like, you know, that's why I'm. Right now. I'm like. You know, when I feel danger, I think of 20 different things to get me out of the situation. And I ruminate a lot, you know, And I think it all started then because it's all. It was all about survival and, like, you know, I mean, maybe disappear, you know? I. Sometimes I remember like there was like a little forest in front of our house in Minnesota. And we wait in the forest to see if my dad was home and if he was at home. I knew in my mind I was like, if he went to bed, he goes to bed around eight or nine. Then at nine, I would come in.

[Andrew Santino]

No one's looking for you?

[Bobby Lee]

No. But my mom knew why. You know what I mean? But I would just be sitting there in the forest.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that makes me so sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Why look at me now?

[Andrew Santino]

Cuz you're a little baby.

[Luke]

Totoro or something?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, like a Totoro thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so thank you for bringing that up.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, what was your first like, memory of your existence?

[Luke]

I definitely have like, memories of like parents fighting very young. Yeah, I hate that this is not like a positive conversation, but parents

[Bobby Lee]

you

[Luke]

just kind of remember like, whoa. Like, I feel like most of your early memories are usually something where you're like, whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's like that. That sticks the most.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, can't do that with yours.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you can't.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't argue with, you know. I mean, Moana. You can't. You know why? He doesn't look like him.

[Jules]

Moana is a woman.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but that other guy, the rock is playing him. The rock.

[Andrew Santino]

Maui.

[Bobby Lee]

Maui, whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What?

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he does. He's a big. Got big guy. Okay, anyway, anyway, listen, my point is, is this.

[Luke]

That was it.

[Bobby Lee]

That.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it yours, Jules.

[Aloha]

Meeting my stepdad and hating him.

[Andrew Santino]

How old were you?

[Aloha]

These are, I think five, six.

[Bobby Lee]

The one you have now.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't like him. He was a lawyer.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Doesn't wow profession.

[Jules]

I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's a good life.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Because, like, how was he introduced? He was just like, oh, this is

[Aloha]

who it was just in, I think it was, was. We were in a pool or something and my mom was just like, oh, meet my boyfriend. I'm like, what? Yeah, and I just didn't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

And you were like, how long did it take?

[Aloha]

A couple months. Yeah, so I was like, okay with him.

[Bobby Lee]

You were okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Cuz he's a good guy.

[Aloha]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I like him a lot. What's he like now, though, to you? You have love.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's her dad now. That's her dad. Dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wow. Mine is so very, like wholesome. You guys are going to love it. It's. It's very positive.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, let's hear it then.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, everyone's just so sad. Like, the fighting. And, like. Not mine was.

[Bobby Lee]

Your mom used to punch you in the face.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I know.

[Jules]

Lots of those.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you about the first time.

[Luke]

That's hard to remember, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you about the first time she punched me in the face. No, it. I think I must have been, like, two and a half or somewhere there. But it's just glimpses of a thing that I had to run. I had to ask my mom if this actually happened. I have this, like, weird memory of me trying to hide a drumstick, a chicken drumstick, under my pillow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was, like, running around the house, and everyone was chasing me, and I was like, I gotta hide this drumstick because I wasn't allowed to have it. And I hid it under my pillow and I asked my mom's, like, did that happen? And she was like, yeah, it was actually a really funny thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a sweet one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me do a sweet one.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I wanted to hear from you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's. Let's do a sweet one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

A memory. Let me think. Let me think.

[Luke]

Dad beat me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Yeah. No. You know, I have memories because my brother changed. So I don't have, like. I don't. There's not a lot of. But I remember when he stopped drinking, you know, became a nice guy. You met him. And, you know, I mean, he was just very funny. And, you know, would get so excited when I came home to visit, and, you know, he had a couple of strokes, but he would just, like, hang out. We'd watch, you know, me boxing together. I. I think later in life, I connected with them way more, you know? But

[Andrew Santino]

anyway, do you ever come across people who, like, pose a problem and they're like, this is the problem in my life. And then they just love. They identify with that problem so deeply that they kind of don't need your advice. They just want to and moan and moan about the same problem all the time.

[Luke]

I see.

[Bobby Lee]

I see. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's just like, hey, I actually kind of don't want to hear this anymore because it's like, I don't think you intend to change it. I think you're in love with this problem.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm about to try. 55.

[Luke]

Five? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Incredible. The last birthday party was at the bowling alley.

[Jules]

Remember?

[Andrew Santino]

We threw it for you, Me and Dill.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you guys threw it for me. Thank you so much. But 55 should be a big one.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, heck.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, I'm kidding. But when you're when you get older, you. You really think about death in a way that's not as scary. You kind of just accept it. Like, I know it's coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I might have another 30 years. I might not not. But it's, like, why I'm trying to be positive about it.

[Luke]

No, no. I know. I. I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you're a young kid.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have so much to experience. There's many parts of me that envy your experience. The struggle and, you know. Yeah. And the grinding.

[Luke]

I think about death all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

You really. Oh, thanks. When you're 55, it's going to be devastating.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all you're gonna do.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, you. You accept things. And I think I'm. I've accepted my life as it is completely. And I don't need anything more. And I think I'm fine regardless of what happens. Wow. And I think that that's here, here. I think that comes with age. That's great.

[Luke]

That's a great place.

[Bobby Lee]

And I wish. I wish. I wish I would have come to that realization much earlier, you know, not let things. You know, I felt so much too much much for ridiculous things. You know, like, why am I, like, in my past? Like, why did I react that way? It turned out to be nothing. And I spent nights sleepless.

[Luke]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And, like, ruminating and, you know, me pacing and going, it's over. It's over.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember when you would have those random, like, pains right here?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's from that.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Remember, you'd be like. It, like, feels like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I used to get pains in certain parts of my brain.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I was stressing out so hard anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got nothing. And, you know, and then you would get just a lot of things. Like, I was always destined to be what I am. And it's like, none of the worrying. None of the things. I couldn't. I couldn't control it. And it's, you know, just so you know, stop worrying everybody. It's gonna be fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's gonna be fine. I do have one more question for you, though, Bobby, before we.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Take off. How do you feel about the fact that. That Alex has now garnered the.

[Jules]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So much attention on the Internet because turns out a lot of people do not like the Beatles and actually agree with him. He has a whole series about day 16 of trying to listen to the world's worst band. And a lot. He's like thousands of Comments agreeing with him.

[Bobby Lee]

I've accepted it. And not only have I accepted it, let me change my tangent tune. What's going on?

[Jules]

We're just working.

[Andrew Santino]

Marking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay, let me change my tune. Alex, you're not even focused on what I'm saying. This is incredible. Okay, let me change my tune. A lot of people wear things, right, that I don't agree with.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at this. Day eight of a, trying to get into the worst and most boring band ever. The Beatles.

[Jules]

So he listens to a different song every day.

[Andrew Santino]

This post. Okay, maybe so. This post made me.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, who it? Sugar. Kane. Sandoval.

[Jules]

That's a boxer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. I know who that is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, someone said. Yeah, let's pick the.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I was saying. Like he was listening to like, Yellow Submarine.

[Jules]

Yeah, but that's because people are telling

[Bobby Lee]

me to listen to that. So I'm telling you to watch. Listen to, like, Strawberry Fields. Have you listened to that song? No.

[Jules]

Here we go.

[Luke]

Look how many likes.

[Jules]

It says 3,000 likes.

[Andrew Santino]

And this says, the Beatles are the most overrated band of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, no, click on that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's click on that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

The Tin Man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the Tin Man.

[Aloha]

Oh, yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You know the funny.

[Bobby Lee]

We love. We love them. We love.

[Jules]

I think the funniest thing I get

[Bobby Lee]

all the time is like, oh, you're not on mushrooms.

[Jules]

So of course you wouldn't get it. Take some acid and get back. Why do I have to be drugged out to listen to this band?

[Bobby Lee]

How dare you.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, hang on.

[Luke]

Silence.

[Andrew Santino]

How many views did that last one get?

[Jules]

I think. Oh, the last one. I think that one is like 300,000, 400,000.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like, Lucy in the sky with Diamonds is like a song. Have you heard of that song? That one you never listen to Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.

[Jules]

That's from the Beatles.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, It's a psychedelic song, you know, it's a really good song. Place I know we can't play Strawberry Fields. Strawberry Fields. Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.

[Luke]

Norwegian Wood.

[Bobby Lee]

Norwegian Wood. That whole. Was it on rubber or.

[Jules]

So, remember, his new take was England would win and they wouldn't even. Or they.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't even play the Beatles, they play Oasis. I. I know because it's like, it's a more modern band, but what I'm

[Aloha]

saying is, is that they sing hey Jude.

[Andrew Santino]

They only.

[Bobby Lee]

Only when they score. I feel like when you win the

[Jules]

game, that would be the band that

[Bobby Lee]

you'd play, but they play Oasis.

[Andrew Santino]

They play Wonder Wall.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay. Also, the Beatles is very connected to Liverpool. Okay. And it's like their soccer rivalry things and also regional rivalries. So maybe that has something to do with it. You Jabba the Hut Eyed mother. Yeah, I know. Not for you. Give me a list of silence.

[Jules]

All I know is that it's pretty even and a lot of people agree with me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I want to change my two. And it's like there's of a lot, lot of people that like certain things that I don't get, you know? And so that's the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you a Lincoln park fan?

[Luke]

No. And I was getting harassed terribly for this in the car. I was on the road with Chappelle Lacy and Matt Lockwood and a bunch of com. And Joel Jimenez, a bunch of people who love Lincoln park. And it was non stop Lincoln park in the car. And I wanted to blow my.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you and I.

[Luke]

And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, Luke. I think you and I. I have the same musical tastes.

[Luke]

Okay. You don't like.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because here's when you said Trout mask replica. Right, Right. That's such a specific. Like, it's like a Sid Barrett album.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You know who said Barrett is. You don't know who said.

[Luke]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

So Sid Barrett was a part of the member of Pink Floyd. Original members of.

[Luke]

Okay, Pink Floyd.

[Bobby Lee]

But he went crazy.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

They had to kick him out of the bank.

[Luke]

I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. So he did two solo albums, right? Sid Barrett did.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he stopped making music, I think. But. But that Captain Beef Harf reference to me is so unusual. It's. It's a guy that knows about music and wants to listen to stuff that's weird and different. And I really thought that it was really pleasant.

[Luke]

Do you like me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Mersbo is awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But you know, and he likes, you know, just generalized.

[Luke]

You know, Linkin park is like. I get it. Like be like. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway. Yeah. And people have every right to. You know what I mean? Okay. So that's that. All right.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's not a. You know, that has not. That's not a. I'm not doing a Nazi salute there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Luke]

Clarify. Take note of that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a PE.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a PE I got. I got a good guest that we have that. I got a call today that he wants to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Jules]

Give us it.

[Aloha]

Hint.

[Bobby Lee]

Hope it's Billy Joel Armstrong from Green.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Love, love, love.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's. They're making it happen right now.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, what's so cute is that you don't remember this, but years ago. I know you're in the movie Nimrods, Right. Years ago, an old Tiger Belly studio, old apartment. He would send you coffee.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And then with that, he sent you the PR package with a guitar pick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That I saved for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you still have it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. And I think I don't have it. I was like, hey, you cannot lose this one because this is like a Billy Joel one. So.

[Bobby Lee]

I still have the Ringo bracelet, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well. But I think it's really cute that it's come full circle for you that now you're in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you never used to believe that he was a fan of you. There's like. There's. There's no way. There's no.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, no. I remember there were times where I would hang out with him.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But it was like we were kids from the early 2000s.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, and it was like, you know, he did. They played. I think they did Mad TV maybe. And they. I don't know. I just kind of knew him around. I remember being at. I remember being at.

[Andrew Santino]

So cute.

[Bobby Lee]

That's us together. Cute. But I remember being at. What's that? Not Paquito Moss is another Mexican. Baja Fresh.

[Andrew Santino]

Baj. Fresh.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember being at Baja Fresh. There used to be one on Sunset near this comedy store. Right, right. I remember sitting there and the strokes came in.

[Luke]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I remember, like hugging them and going, what's up? You know, I mean, kind of hanging out and. You know what I mean, back then it was like that. That those things happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Luke]

That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't do that. Like, LA has changed so completely. There was like not. There's not a vibe in that way, you know? Did you like Dennis Hopper? You know where the. You know that. What's that? Hot dog train Carneys. That used to be a dirt. Dirt parking lot. And in the 50s, I guess Dennis Hopper got in a knife fight with somebody that dirt parking lot. And I love stories like that.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Of all old Hollywood.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Where you would just run into things. What? Yeah, yeah. Old vibe Viper rooms. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So that's a good guess. Anyway. Yeah. There you guys are.

[Jules]

And use this photo every time Bobby brings it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So does not look like this, I promise you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's that shape.

[Jules]

Muscle sh.

[Luke]

Photo.

[Andrew Santino]

He's muscle shape.

[Bobby Lee]

How tall is he?

[Andrew Santino]

He's only six two.

[Jules]

I say six three.

[Bobby Lee]

I say six three.

[Andrew Santino]

He Just looks big because his traps are huge.

[Jules]

Oh. See that little flex you just did? He's only big because of his traps.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a big dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I say that about myself. I look taller because of my traps.

[Bobby Lee]

He also has a brown Santa Claus kind of face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very nice. Nice kind.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but his upper body is.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. Are we boring?

[Jules]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Alex goes fishing with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jules]

Shout out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Aloha]

Thank you.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I appreciate that.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, what do we learn today?

[Andrew Santino]

Here's a couple things I learned.

[Luke]

Tip. Tip. More.

[Andrew Santino]

Actually, you go first. You go first.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I didn't learn anything.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think I did either, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I didn't learn anything. Did you learn anything today?

[Andrew Santino]

Today?

[Luke]

Tip. Tip. A lot of money.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Good.

[Luke]

Go on good dates.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You got to go on the date right now.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And you learn anything today?

[Aloha]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, me either. Okay. Anyway, thanks for listening to our program. Yeah. You can see us in PBS and all your broadcasting stations.

[Aloha]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And kpla.

[Luke]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

La.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And I did learn one thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's enough.

[Andrew Santino]

I did learn.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no, no, what you learned.

[Andrew Santino]

There are so many songs about rainbow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Yeah, I learned that, too. Yeah, I was doubtful about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was. And the reason why I brought that even. That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Rainbow Connection.

[Andrew Santino]

There you go. Now I learned another thing.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It really is the catchiest. I remember as a kid listening to it, I was nine, because at 80, 1980 came out nine. And I remember, like, seeing that little green thing. It's a frog, right?

[Aloha]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Kermit the Frog, Right? Yeah. I call it Green thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks more like, you know, like a grasshopper.

[Aloha]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He looks like a grasshopper to me. But anyway, yeah, I like how Kermit the grasshopper, My.

[Andrew Santino]

My son. You call it a thing, a green thing. My son calls it something so funny because it's what Jules taught him. He doesn't say frog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What does he say, Jules?

[Bobby Lee]

What's a cuz.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a Filipino frog. Sound, sound. It's not rivet. Rivet. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Our animals sound different there.

[Bobby Lee]

They do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that in the Philippines?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that, Philippines? What animal is that? Cicada. A bat. You guys have huge bats.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we do have the big bats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, hope it gets you. Yeah, I hope it gets you, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Gets you back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we learned. I learned nothing, but thanks. For listening to the program. Good night.

[Andrew Santino]

Good night.

[Aloha]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Andrew Santino. And I'm Bobby Lee. And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement, we throw trivia at

[Jules]

them, we hit them with absurd challenges. And then, just when they think they

[Bobby Lee]

know what's happening, we blowed a whole tango pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos.

[Andrew Santino]

It's comedy.

[Luke]

It's the Bad Game Show. New episodes drop every Wednesday.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel

[Luke]

or on the Bad Game show feed on Spotify Video. Follow, subscribe, watch, share, play along, have fun.