Colton Dunn & Untold MadTV Stories

Summary

TigerBelly Podcast Summary

Episode: Colton Dunn & Untold MadTV Stories

Date: July 22, 2026
Host: Bobby Lee, with Khalyla (not present this episode); frequent contributor Andrew Santino
Guest: Colton Dunn (MADtv, Key & Peele, Superstore, Widows Bay)
Special Appearances: Shannon Maldonado, Guest Comedian, Katie Dippold (via phone)

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Episode Overview

This hilarious and candid episode centers on comedian and writer Colton Dunn, known for his work on MADtv, Key & Peele, and Superstore, as well as his current gig producing Apple's genre-bending series Widows Bay. The hosts and guest launch into behind-the-scenes stories about the rowdy MADtv writers' room, wild showbiz encounters, and the evolution of comedy careers. The episode blends wild anecdotes (complete with untold MADtv drama), showbiz shop talk, discussions of creative process, improv, and honest chats about friendship in comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Colton Dunn’s Comedy Journey & MADtv Era

• Early MADtv Days: Colton reflects on joining MADtv as a writer and his signature “party hard” lifestyle at the time.

  • “I was a writer at MADtv for many years. And I...partied super hard. Like, everybody sick. Pretty sick.” — Colton (07:55)

• Bobby Lee’s ‘Producer’ Prophecy: Bobby reminisces about telling a young Colton he’d one day become a producer—while high.

  • “Hey, man, you’re gonna be a producer one day. With a cocaine on my face.” — Bobby Lee (08:22)
  • “He was right. But I didn’t, at the time, I was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about...” — Colton (08:39)

• Friendship & Communication Bits: Andrew confronts Colton about not texting him back, laying bare the dysfunctional communication that’s apparently typical in their circle.

  • “We’ve known each other for what? Over 20 years, easily.” — Andrew (05:38)

• Comedy Competition: The crew recalls intimidating comedy jam performances and the pressure of following Tiffany Haddish and Colton onstage.

  • “They crushed it so hard that you were afraid to — I was afraid to go up.” — Andrew (05:59)

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2. Untold MADtv Writers’ Room Drama

• Table Read Prank:

  • Katie Dippold pranked Bobby at a table read by giving him a fake script filled with bizarre lines; the room thought Bobby was losing it.
    • “What Katie had done was given Bobby a different script...in Bobby’s script, it says like, I forget what the lines were.” — Colton (25:29)
    • “There was a script. So everybody gets a script at the table read and...in Bobby’s script...So he would just say [random things], so everybody else does not see that line on the page. They just think he’s just saying it.” — Colton (25:43)
    • “And they’re pushing and they’re just pushing through because they’re like, well, it’s just Bobby being Bobby.” — Andrew (25:59)

• Drama & Scandal with a Deceptive Writer:

  • The guys recount, with a mixture of awe and exasperation, the saga of a writer who exaggerated/stole credits, stole sketches, and duped the MADtv team.
    • “This guy is one of the South Park guys...On paper, you’re like, this sounds great...He comes out with the animated segment...But the animation is...like kid drawings...” (36:56)
    • “It starts to unravel in a big way...He had integrated himself personally with a bunch of people...He gets...fired.” (40:36)
    • “A woman comes into the office...‘I haven’t gotten paid for all the animation’...‘That’s my husband—he wrote the pieces, I animated them. Why haven’t I been paid?’” — Colton (41:19)
    • The guy used fake credits to get work in Europe, then vanished with a theater’s money.
    • On writer’s current grifter activities: “He starts these focused social media, like, buzz story things...I don’t think he has politics—I think he’s doing what works.” — Colton (46:15–46:55)

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3. Key & Peele, Superstore, and Improv Shop Talk

• Transition to Key & Peele: Colton got recruited from MADtv, already knowing Jordan Peele, and worked with sketch writers who’d become comedy stars.

  • “And I had known Jordan from before MADtv...Keegan in passing...So I’d known both those guys before.” — Colton (22:44)

• Writing Process for Key & Peele:

  • The creative process often started with “dookie sessions”—brainstorming gonzo ideas, riffing, and collaborating on sketches like the classic “football name” bit.
    • “At the beginning of the day, we’d just come in...We’d float a dookie. Everybody else would just pitch on that idea.” — Colton (27:13)

• Longform vs Shortform Improv:

  • They explain differences: longform is unscripted multi-scene shows, shortform is more like games on Whose Line Is It Anyway? They debate whether longform improv can (or should) be 150 hours.
    • “Longform improv is...very much what it sounds like—you can think of like improv...long...You just do a scene, and nobody has to ring a bell.” — Colton (54:18)

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4. Career Setbacks, Hollywood Absurdities, & Emotional Candor

• Being Cut from Films and the Larry David Premiere:

  • Andrew shares tales of being cut from big movies and not even being told, except when Larry David particularly called to give him a heads up.
    • “Larry himself called me and...Can you please come to the premiere?...The bit didn’t work...The whole sketch got cut out.” — Andrew (10:58)
    • “Is that something that a lot of people don’t do is call you and say, hey, like you’re actually not in it?” — Bobby (11:13)

• Showbiz Frustrations—Unpaid Promo Work:

  • Stories of actors doing promo for products (Toyota Yaris) with no extra pay.
    • “That was a lot of money you guys should have gotten for that.” — Colton (52:03)

• Superstore—From Success to Streaming Payout Woes:

  • Colton talks about the “bittersweet” fate of Superstore: six seasons, just as traditional syndication ended, replaced by streaming.
    • “We made it to over 100 episodes...But not like we would have back in the day...they’re like, we already own it...What a ripoff.” — Colton (50:33, 51:16)

• Camaraderie and Survival in Comedy:

  • Gratitude-filled closing reflections on the success of MADtv alumni—Key, Peele, Ike Barinholtz, Katie Dippold, and themselves, who all “survived.”
    • “You never think at the time, you know, that people are going to have these big, long careers, and now when you look back, you go, oh, wow. That’s—I’m proud of that.” — Andrew (79:27)
    • “SNL was always, you know, the top dog, and I felt like we didn’t get the respect at the time. No promotion...” — Andrew (79:29)

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5. Widows Bay: The Surprise Hit

• Colton’s Producer Role & Audience Praise:

  • The hosts are shocked to find Colton (and Katie Dippold) are behind Widows Bay—a horror-comedy series they were already binging.
    • “Dude, why do you not believe anything?” — Colton (68:03)
    • “It's not only funny, Right. But it's also scary as fuck. And the balance between the two is so perfect.” — Andrew (68:56)
    • “It’s kind of rid of, like, you know, Stephen King, you know, world...like the town in Jaws, but if it was told from the point of view of the mayor.” — Colton (71:05)

• Genuine Moments of Praise & Surprise:

  • “That is amazing. What a fucking show, dude.” — Andrew (69:01)
  • [Calls co-creator Katie Dippold live to gush over the show.]
    “What a great show. You’ve never rooted for me...Congratulations for all of us. Well, I love you, man.” — Bobby to Katie Dippold (77:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Friendship in Comedy:
  “It’s like you’re Tom Hanks likability—I hate you.” — Colton, needling Andrew, (33:41)

• On Showbiz Survival:
  “We survived.” — Colton (80:25)

• Endearing Call with Katie Dippold:
  “I was watching the show going, this is the best show I’ve seen in five years...Now I feel like someone has taken over Bobby’s…No, no, no, I’m being real.” — Bobby Lee to Katie Dippold (78:12)

• On Grifters in Comedy:
  “These little schemy bastards find their way.” — Bobby (47:26)

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Noteworthy Timestamps for Key Segments

• 07:55 — Colton on joining MADtv & the party days
• 25:29–26:49 — The infamous table read prank on Bobby
• 36:56–43:59 — The untold saga of the MADtv “fake” writer
• 50:33–51:16 — Superstore, Peacock, and the loss of syndication money
• 68:56–70:01 — The group realizes Widows Bay is Colton’s show, heap praise on it
• 76:13–78:24 — Live call to Katie Dippold, genuine, humorous congratulations

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Conclusion

This episode is a comedy nerd’s dream, mixing insider industry gossip, deep-dive nostalgia for 2000s sketch TV, honest career confessions, and infectious enthusiasm for new creative ventures. While full of rapid-fire riffs and in-jokes, it’s also a heartfelt exploration of the bonds and battles of making it in comedy.

Essential for:

• MADtv and Key & Peele fans
• Anyone fascinated by the inner workings of comedy writing rooms
• Viewers of Widows Bay
• Comedy/Improv fans who love unscripted, honest storytelling

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“Bring that TigerBelly army [to Widows Bay]!” — Colton Dunn (78:37)

Transcript

[Advertiser/Host]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Colton Dunn]

Supply that is a dry erase board of a scene that I drew for Widow's Bay and it was my version.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, did you write it?

[Colton Dunn]

I did. I did write. On Widow's Bay. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no. Are you being real?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, dude.

[Advertiser/Host]

He's a producer and writer on the show on Apple's TV's Widows Bay.

[Andrew Santino]

I looked it up. Okay. I just want to say hello mates. I'm planning Australia. I'll be in Melbourne 8-4-26. It'll be in Sydney, Australia. Shimmer at Mount Ababa, Brisbane, USA. No, Australia. I mean 8-22-2026 and Auckland, New Zealand 8-23-20. Did you meet a little incel here?

[Advertiser/Host]

How is he an incel?

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, he didn't. Wait, he did say he drank a bunch of energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know dude, that's not incel.

[Guest/Comedian]

That's cool.

[Colton Dunn]

Like, I don't know.

[Guest/Comedian]

That's like BMX rider.

[Colton Dunn]

You don't have to be in energy drinks, but if you are an incel, you drink it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a level 10 right now. Dude, I need to bring it down to five. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm gonna call to intel right away. And then you're telling me to call.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not even recording yet. He is doing the thing.

[Advertiser/Host]

It's recording now.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Advertiser/Host]

You're an incel.

[Andrew Santino]

You're an incel. No, you're not. No. Your. Your girlfriend's beautiful.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah, bro.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's like, beautiful girlfriend, man. Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

So. And. And you as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Your wife is beautiful. Well, I met her.

[Colton Dunn]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. You put your headphones on, or. No, you don't do that. Now. Colton. Hey. Why did you give me such attitude at the Larry David premiere? A little bit.

[Colton Dunn]

I didn't give you any.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little attitude, guys.

[Advertiser/Host]

No way. What kind of attitude?

[Colton Dunn]

What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he. I was sitting there with a group of people and Lapkas and Mike Castle.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then you made it a point to go, I'm up front.

[Colton Dunn]

You were up front.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, that was further for that. Up front than you were.

[Andrew Santino]

Way further. Yeah, yeah. But then you made a big deal, like, hey, guys, I'm gonna.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, I had.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got better seats.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, the tables have turned. Larry Davis, veneer seating.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. It has turned out. Has it not? Has it not? It has turned well, you know, and also you. You said you're very confrontational that night.

[Colton Dunn]

No, I was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I was so happy.

[Andrew Santino]

This is what you said. Can I tell you what you said?

[Colton Dunn]

What I said?

[Andrew Santino]

You said, I've been texting you. You haven't text me back. I.

[Colton Dunn]

That was. I did say I had texted you, and you never text me because that was, like, two years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And what's my vibe, guys?

[Advertiser/Host]

No text back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no text back. But I don't have your number. I don't have. I don't literally have your number. You don't have never.

[Colton Dunn]

You never text anybody?

[Andrew Santino]

I do.

[Colton Dunn]

Like, that's my rule. Cool. And I like that you package that as a vibe. Hey, man, it's my vibe. I like to rob banks.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but I. I don't have your number saved. So after this, we'll, you know.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll text each other back, maybe. No, we will.

[Guest/Comedian]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Figure it out.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. What's your resistance?

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, no. I'm not resistant. I'm just not gonna hold my breath, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We've known each other for what?

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, Jesus.

[Andrew Santino]

Over 20 years, easily.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember you guys did the goddamn comedy jams together.

[Colton Dunn]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember you specifically singing a sister christian song.

[Colton Dunn]

That's right. Night ranger.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was. And I remember Bobby because we had. I had coached him previous this performance, and it was you and it was Tiffany haddish. And then he was the last to go up, and he was like, oh, my God. Colton and Tiffany.

[Andrew Santino]

I know what? They crushed it so hard that you were afraid to. I was afraid to go up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I went up and what did I do?

[Bobby Lee]

You showed something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Got desperate.

[Andrew Santino]

I got desperate.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, he. You took your clothes off.

[Andrew Santino]

But that was completely though.

[Colton Dunn]

But that was like. That's like. You got to do it. That was like, at that time, you got to understand what Hollywood was like.

[Andrew Santino]

I guess. I guess. Bobby lee got on stage.

[Colton Dunn]

Everybody in the audience knew those clothes

[Andrew Santino]

were not long in. Comedy central was mad.

[Colton Dunn]

They were all upset about.

[Andrew Santino]

They were very upset about it.

[Colton Dunn]

They just had to blur it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. They blurred it. They blurred it. But they were very upset. Screaming. There was a lot of screaming going on.

[Colton Dunn]

The audience loved it. It played great.

[Andrew Santino]

So Colton has become a no. Yes. You have no. Yeah, yeah. Dude. You got better seats than I did at the larry david.

[Colton Dunn]

That is true.

[Andrew Santino]

And you were great in that show, by the way.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, thanks.

[Andrew Santino]

And I gave you a compliment. You thank you. Did you like it or no? Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, I love.

[Bobby Lee]

Was a compliment.

[Guest/Comedian]

Was a kid or no?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't remember a compliment. I don't I A great job. Yeah. I think that's not a compliment.

[Colton Dunn]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

To confront someone if they liked or didn't like a compliment is. Is really, like, crazy work.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

And your compliment was. Nice job.

[Colton Dunn]

Hey, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey. Hey, Bobby.

[Advertiser/Host]

Hey, Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You gave a really good compliment. It was awesome afterwards. It was better than doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Great job, dude. Anyway, you didn't.

[Colton Dunn]

It's like one of those, like, Bobby's like, what's funny? You guys all know Bobby is this kind of kooky goofball, But Bobby's kind of like, for me is like the old coach who's like, hey, kid. Oh, you did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And I'm like, what? You saw that coach? Like, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been watching you the whole time. No, no. You're Harry Kane, dude. Oh, yeah. You're a Leader now, dude, I'm gonna tell.

[Colton Dunn]

But Bobby doesn't remember this.

[Andrew Santino]

But I do remember everything.

[Colton Dunn]

You remember this. Okay, maybe you do. So.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I don't know what it is yet.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, I was right.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was.

[Colton Dunn]

I was a writer at MAD TV for many years. For many years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And. And I. I partied super hard. Like, everybody sick. Pretty sick.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's sick, right?

[Colton Dunn]

My man, you and me would have been tight. Would have loved my house.

[Andrew Santino]

I would have got you on that show.

[Guest/Comedian]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Anyway.

[Advertiser/Host]

All right.

[Colton Dunn]

Time's fast and so, you know, but I'm there as a writer and I'm just, you know, great.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Colton Dunn]

Fancy free. And. And Bobby comes one day and I don't know if you remember, you said this to me, go, hey, man, you're gonna be a producer one day. What a cocaine on my face.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you become one?

[Guest/Comedian]

Did you like that?

[Colton Dunn]

I am now.

[Bobby Lee]

I am.

[Andrew Santino]

I was fucking right.

[Colton Dunn]

He was right. But I didn't at the time. At the time, I was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? I can't even.

[Andrew Santino]

Producer. I'm a seer.

[Bobby Lee]

No, honestly, he does have. Have some, like, oracle qualities about him. That's weird. But he's. You're right.

[Colton Dunn]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Luke, you're gonna be a star.

[Colton Dunn]

I gotta respect it. That was.

[Guest/Comedian]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Believe it. I believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going to be a star, dude.

[Guest/Comedian]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Your episode of Comics Unleashed, dude, I swear to God.

[Colton Dunn]

He did. He do comics?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Colton Dunn]

He did. Congratulations, man.

[Guest/Comedian]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Congratulations, dude.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

That's a big show.

[Guest/Comedian]

It's pretty huge, actually. Yeah. No big deal. Cbs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

It's been a while.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, cbs? Really?

[Guest/Comedian]

No big deal.

[Andrew Santino]

Cbs? Yeah. Not a series regular and TV show.

[Colton Dunn]

So, like, what do you know? What, like, what did. What was it? What did you unleash?

[Andrew Santino]

Not comedy.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was pretty. I. I did have censors come up directly to me multiple times to say, you can't say that. You can't say that. You have to say it again. Byron Allen kept cursing to me. I got him all riled up.

[Colton Dunn]

Really?

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah, yeah, he was. I.

[Colton Dunn]

He was cursing because he was mad at you?

[Guest/Comedian]

No, he was just like, oh, you're

[Andrew Santino]

talking about wanting to this girl.

[Guest/Comedian]

I like a joke about wanting to have sex with all.

[Andrew Santino]

He's like, you're in a.

[Guest/Comedian]

And then they would cut and be like, hey, Byron. You can't say. And he's like, okay, I won't say it.

[Colton Dunn]

He's like, oh, the leashes are out, man. The Leash is out again.

[Andrew Santino]

Bringing that back.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not Relative.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's one of my trigger songs.

[Colton Dunn]

Why is that?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I think the other one is feeling hot, hot, hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It sends me into, like, a mental spiral.

[Andrew Santino]

But who did. I don't know what year. Who did let the dogs out?

[Colton Dunn]

I, I, I don't start singing.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

So who are you on with? On Comics Unleashed.

[Guest/Comedian]

Just a bunch of legs.

[Colton Dunn]

Did this already air?

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah, it aired.

[Colton Dunn]

Did we see it on? Was it streaming somewhere?

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Colton, please.

[Guest/Comedian]

You have so much. You have so many bigger things going on you don't want.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, really?

[Guest/Comedian]

You don't need to see my.

[Colton Dunn]

Not really. I blew up an inflatable water slide. Don't have a lot.

[Guest/Comedian]

That's a great life.

[Andrew Santino]

You. I, I got cut out of the show. I told you that.

[Colton Dunn]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

But the reason why I went to the premiere is, is that Larry himself called me and. Can you please come to the premiere? I'm, you know, I mean, the bit didn't work, you know, and I. What was the bit? The sketch I was in. Oh, yeah. It just. The whole sketch got cut out.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that something that a lot of people don't do is call you and say, hey, like you're actually not in it? Is that, like, a courtesy many people don't extend.

[Colton Dunn]

I think for somebody like Bobby Lee, you would extend that courtesy.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never been. I have never had that call before.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, because he called me immediately after. He's like, can you believe he let me know in advance?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he let me know in advance. He called him, me, himself. It was like. It was like that old school show business.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which is like, kiddo.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I had told this story before, but I was the back room at the. I was checking IDs before MADtv at the Comedy Store, and George Carlin came in. Do you guys know him?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

Good audience.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah. Old guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Colton Dunn]

I'm sorry.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Andrew Santino]

Legend.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes, yes, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a legend.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So, anyway, big fan. Yeah. I was a kid. I was, you know, your age. How old are you?

[Guest/Comedian]

25.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I was that age, whatever that age is. And he said, what's your name, kid? And I go, bobby Lee. I'm a comedian. Am I boring you?

[Colton Dunn]

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I was just.

[Advertiser/Host]

I thought that was a big yawn.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, that was not a yawn at all.

[Andrew Santino]

And then a year later, he walked in again. I Was working the back door again. And he goes, good evening, Mr. Lee. He had remembered my name. And that Larry David thing felt like the same thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever been in a situation where you show up to a premiere, like, excited to see yourself and you're not. You never see yourself.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Have you? The movie Paul.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't.

[Guest/Comedian]

Okay, well, you might have dodged a bullet.

[Colton Dunn]

It was an alien.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And then they put me in the.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the extended.

[Andrew Santino]

The extended version. Yeah. I'm in the director's cut. Okay, but like, somebody cut me.

[Guest/Comedian]

The director wanted you in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I didn't know. I went and. And I'm like, oh. Because I was in the beginning.

[Colton Dunn]

That's messed up.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that happens a lot for me.

[Colton Dunn]

That's not good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not good. That's not good. Yeah, yeah. As a producer.

[Colton Dunn]

If I was a producer, I would not let that happen.

[Guest/Comedian]

It's so funny to see Bobby at the premiere as a producer and you're like, you know, he. He's not in it. Right. Is he going to figure that out?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it happens all the time. I. I believe.

[Colton Dunn]

I'd imagine. But I can't imagine any. Any producer with a performance background, on camera background would not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Would not give that courtesy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like, I was in the movie the dictator. Never was invited to the premiere.

[Bobby Lee]

But at least you were in it a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

I was in it a lot, but I was not invited to the premiere.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, that.

[Colton Dunn]

Were you too controversial for that movie?

[Andrew Santino]

For the premiere? I don't. No. I don't know what it was. They just didn't invite me. Oh. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, things like that. What?

[Advertiser/Host]

I'm surprised you get cut out of that.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't get caught.

[Colton Dunn]

He wasn't in the.

[Advertiser/Host]

You're prominent in that film.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You.

[Colton Dunn]

You want.

[Advertiser/Host]

You, you.

[Colton Dunn]

Maybe there's a way that you. Maybe you got invited to the premiere and you just didn't get the.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't check your mail.

[Advertiser/Host]

That's another.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, maybe they texted you.

[Guest/Comedian]

Maybe somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, maybe they call the producer right now. Yeah, I. I think one.

[Colton Dunn]

I can't imagine that they wouldn't want as many Asians there as possible to shield them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Sony's like, call them all.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would think. I think one of the reasons why it was in London. Oh, yeah. Is that make it.

[Advertiser/Host]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Colton Dunn]

That's a weird. I mean, I don't know. I guess I wouldn't assume that. I would just be like, hey, man, you want to go see the movie in London?

[Andrew Santino]

But, yeah, I. I definitely was not invited.

[Colton Dunn]

Would you?

[Andrew Santino]

Because I kept calling. You would have gone, yeah. And they're like, it's in London. So. And I go, what does that mean? Like, I'm not gonna fly you out.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, they just go, I'll be in London. You wanted them to fly you out to London for.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I'm in the movie.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, buddy, now.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Shannon Maldonado]

What do you mean?

[Guest/Comedian]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Colton Dunn]

We don't have that in the budget. Now he's flying a premiere.

[Andrew Santino]

No, wait. First of all, Luke. No, I'm gonna ask you. Not you, Colton. Okay. If you had five scenes in a movie, right. And. And you. It was in a different country, you don't think that they would fly you out?

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I guess I'd have to see. It would depend on what the scenes were in the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I have to tell honestly what your contract was when you started the work on the job. I mean, you make the agreement for getting paid to go to a premiere right at the beginning. Like, that's. That's press. That's like publicity.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, like, so you know that just paying you out of, like, just out of niceness. I mean, maybe somebody could have done that who works on the movie, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, what about. What about this situation business wise?

[Colton Dunn]

There'd be no reason to buy you

[Andrew Santino]

a ticket, Colton, just to be there. So I'm not a star.

[Bobby Lee]

You are.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a star. I'm not a star. No, I mean, yeah, there's a lot

[Colton Dunn]

of stars in that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a lot of stars. Yeah. Yeah. Too many stars.

[Colton Dunn]

There's not too many. I think it's the right amount.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a great movie. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Don't make them. This about you.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, let's talk about you. Let's talk about one last question.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. If you're doing a film.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And you show up and they go, you're not. You don't have a trailer. Which just happened, too.

[Guest/Comedian]

Right.

[Advertiser/Host]

You showed up and there's no trailer.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no trailer. And they go. I go, why? It's not in the contract. Right. So I had to sit with the extras in a barn, and I had scenes and stuff. Would you be mad about that?

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I'd be mad at my representation.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I was. Yeah. And then they screamed at the producers, and then I got, like. No one talked to me for the rest of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was bad, so.

[Colton Dunn]

Are you serious?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Wait, why wouldn't they?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. For you, I don't know. But. But I made the trolling you. I know. I made the mistake of yelling at my age is like why the fuck don't I have a trailer? Right? And then they screamed at the producers and then it was like. Because there was just so many people in a couple of days, they just ran out. But what made me mad was Ken Jeong had one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And we both understand that would make you feel.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Maybe they. There was. They mixed you guys up or something and there was a confusion.

[Colton Dunn]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Bro, Bro, dude, What kind of take is that?

[Colton Dunn]

I'm leash on

[Andrew Santino]

you're not.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm trying to.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not Byron Allen. I'm trying to. A different block guy. Okay.

[Guest/Comedian]

It seems like Agent.

[Colton Dunn]

Byron.

[Advertiser/Host]

Byron.

[Guest/Comedian]

Don't say it.

[Advertiser/Host]

Byron.

[Guest/Comedian]

Don't do it.

[Colton Dunn]

Byron.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Guest/Comedian]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

I have a Helix mattress. I have two of them as well. And let me tell you something, man, we sleep like angels on a cloud.

[Bobby Lee]

And honestly it's like, why wouldn't you have the best mattress on earth? You spend at least a third of your everyday exactly on this thing, right? Like, why shouldn't it be the best thing ever?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, why? I feel like I'm floating, like I'm an angel, you know, in the sky. And it makes me sleep good. But then gets dark and see like a nighttime angel in the darkness.

[Bobby Lee]

What I love about Helix is like you and I are different sleepers, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah. You're a spazzer.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm. Well, I run really, really hot and I'm a side sleeper, so, you know, it's very easy.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You can just go in the website, you can take the take the really short quiz and it matches you with the perfect one for your exact type of sleep and body.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Guest/Comedian]

And you know what? I also heard that they're award winning and they're the most awarded mattress brand tested and reviews by experts like Forbes and Wired. That's legit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's music to my ears. Payment options. Because honestly, I don't want to part with a big chunk of money like all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. You want to do it in payment.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, exactly. And you know. Do you use Klarna?

[Guest/Comedian]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Guest/Comedian]

Do it.

[Colton Dunn]

Byron, you trying to get in?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Stop.

[Andrew Santino]

So you wrote for Key and Peel too?

[Colton Dunn]

I did work for Key and Peele.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

That's what I called them. I was like Mr. Key.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, they. No, because of the mad TV relationship.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got brought over to that for sure.

[Colton Dunn]

And I had known Jordan from before Mad tv.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And I had met Keegan in passing.

[Andrew Santino]

Just through.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. So I'd known you both those guys before. Before Mad TV and then after. And then obviously.

[Andrew Santino]

So you knew Ike back then. Josh. Oh, Josh and all those.

[Colton Dunn]

Ike, Baron, Holtz, his brother John.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Josh, Seth. Yeah, all those dudes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I remember they used to hang out.

[Colton Dunn]

Those guys used to hang out.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? What do you mean to hang out?

[Colton Dunn]

We all used to hang. Used to be Byron Allen out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys hang out a lot. Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But now there was a time in the show where I was pretty bad at the table reads. Was. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Was that a tough time for you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a tough laugh. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, you know, I was. I was. I was a writer at the Table Read. So for me, I. I got to experience table reads differently.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How long had you been there before Bobby joined?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he was there the last three. I was already there.

[Colton Dunn]

He was there the last three. But Bobby and I worked together a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

We did. You wrote me some good one.

[Colton Dunn]

I think I got in kind of as you were kind of coming out of whatever funk you were in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Because I think. I think with me and Dips were there like you had. You had. You had some friendship.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

In the writers.

[Andrew Santino]

I did.

[Colton Dunn]

And so the table reads were. Were fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So my memory.

[Colton Dunn]

I know they were always stressful for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they were stressful.

[Colton Dunn]

They're very stressful for this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

But this specific person. But at the end of the day. They were super fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Every Tuesday was the most horrifying day for me.

[Colton Dunn]

A tough day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Monday night you would get the scripts.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you. There was no email or nothing. They would deliver it to a person,

[Colton Dunn]

would go to your house.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And just give you a script. Yeah. So at midnight you're just running through it to see what you're in. But do. Were you there. You were there that. When Katie Depot did that prank.

[Colton Dunn]

The best prank ever. Oh, you were there for that one.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, the prank. Yeah. Do you know about the prank?

[Guest/Comedian]

Oh, no. What is it?

[Colton Dunn]

Well, I mean, I don't know. Dude, you should have Katie on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Advertiser/Host]

You did call her when Ben Schwartz was here.

[Andrew Santino]

I did?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did she pick up.

[Advertiser/Host]

She did pick up laughing immediately.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, she did. Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So she knows. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay. Well, you got to have her on the show. It's a wonderful story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it is a wonderful story.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't, I don't. I don't want to tell it. Cuz it's such a good story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already told it.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, you've already told it. Well, then, yes, I was there. What a loser. Falling apart at the table. Just like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I was falling apart.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, it was bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she gave me some. There was a script.

[Colton Dunn]

So everybody gets a script at the table reading. And everyone's going along and reading their lines and like going the thing. But what Katie had done was given Bobby a different script. And so people are going through and reading, and in Bobby's script, it says like, I forget what the lines were.

[Andrew Santino]

But yeah, it was like random.

[Colton Dunn]

So people.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

[Colton Dunn]

And he would just say that. So everybody else does not see that line on the page. They just think he's just saying it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Bird noises.

[Colton Dunn]

And they're pushing and they're just pushing through because they're like, well, it's just Bobby beat Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

We all know.

[Andrew Santino]

And did you know? Huh? Did you know that I had a specific script or were you shocked by it?

[Colton Dunn]

No, we knew that this is a prank.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so you were in on the writers.

[Colton Dunn]

We knew.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the writers knew. Oh, I didn't know. I thought only Katie knew. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Maybe Katie got all of us.

[Andrew Santino]

I think she got all of us because I remember she was the only one laughing.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I definitely would have been laughing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

For sure. Even if I didn't know, I would have been going.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. People were scared. People were scared. People. Because it was like I'm about to snap. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was our last table read for the whole show.

[Colton Dunn]

This was, like, specific, like, I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now the executives and everyone is scared. Everyone's scared because they think I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah. That was the prank. Prank.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, that's her prank, man.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a great prank, dad. Yeah, she got me. Yeah, she got him. So you were on with Key and Peele the whole time?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, as far as I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Unless they did. They might have done some stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Who came up with the football stuff?

[Colton Dunn]

The football stuff. I.

[Andrew Santino]

My name is John.

[Colton Dunn]

I feel like that might have been Jordan.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Jordan himself. And then. And then it was one of those, you know, like a lot of things that we did something called, like, dookie sessions.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Where at the beginning of the day, we would just come in and come in with an idea and we'd float a dookie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And everybody else would just pitch on that idea.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Ah.

[Colton Dunn]

So for that one, it would have been like. Oh, yeah. You know, he probably wrote down a bunch of names.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And then we all submitted a bunch of names.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Donkey Teeth. That's the name.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Yeah, yeah. That was really good. Donkey Teeth was good. Yeah. And then who wrote the. The teacher one? The. Keegan. Rich Telorico Tellarico wrote that.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rich and Keegan wrote that.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Substitute teacher.

[Colton Dunn]

That's 100.

[Andrew Santino]

Rich Telo Tellarico, dude. He wrote for Matt as well.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. Wrote for MAD TV as well. Wrote some of the best sketches.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe that. I believe that as well. Yeah. Is that. Have you seen that sketch?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah, I've seen Aaron.

[Andrew Santino]

You've seen a. A Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was probably. I was auditioning for a TV show. I had two lines. It was like a guest spot.

[Guest/Comedian]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And I wait along. I was in this lobby, and on the table was Entertainment Weekly. It was Key and Peele on it.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And now. And I went into.

[Colton Dunn]

You just.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I just went into, like, what happened in my life. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm about to snap.

[Advertiser/Host]

I'm about.

[Colton Dunn]

After. How do you make it in this city? That's. That's the whole. That's the whole job. The whole job is looking around at how great everybody's.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I know.

[Colton Dunn]

And being like, all right, I'm not going to let it affect me, but

[Andrew Santino]

in this case, they're my boys.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And I'm so happy for them.

[Colton Dunn]

More mad.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it doesn't make me more mad. Does it make me more mad. I was just like. It was.

[Colton Dunn]

I know what you're talking.

[Andrew Santino]

I was. No, no, let me explain. My guy. I feel like you don't. I feel like you don't get me now.

[Colton Dunn]

We got you.

[Andrew Santino]

I get you. I get you to back. But anyway, I. It was like, I'm so happy for them. But then also you go to yourself and go, oh, I have nothing. And this is where you and I started this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In that time period.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I want to roll back to just 15 seconds ago. And this is unrelated. You guys really laughed hard when I said I'm about to snap when Luke said it first.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was.

[Colton Dunn]

Conversation is a group effort.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

That happens a lot. That'll happen a lot of times where someone will say a joke that isn't quite big and the group bands together, the other person repeats it to make sure everybody hears it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Shannon Maldonado]

And then.

[Colton Dunn]

And then. And then did the appropriate thing, which was to go, but, hey, guys, that

[Bobby Lee]

was not my credit due. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, it's like that Camp heels.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was going to say.

[Colton Dunn]

Is that our key and peel.

[Guest/Comedian]

I had like, high on pot news.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Gabriel Iglesias comes in to come on tour with me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So it's just like that sketch.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Apologies, Luke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But in this case, you in the get. You gave him the credit. You got to be more bold.

[Guest/Comedian]

I will.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm still getting. Getting used to it, so, you know, I'm just getting comfortable.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Nerds against nukes.

[Guest/Comedian]

Let's not talk about. It's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not a nerd. I'm against him as well.

[Guest/Comedian]

But, you know, it's like a vintage tea. Do you know about vintage tea?

[Andrew Santino]

Vintage clothing.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Wow.

[Colton Dunn]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no idea what's going on right now. Wow. See, this is my problem with you. I'm sorry. I know we have a guest here, but here's my problem. With what? You're getting a little too cocky. What is cocky? What is cocky?

[Bobby Lee]

I've hidden in pass already. I will say he does have a great vintage tea collection.

[Andrew Santino]

I think based on his not helping me. Yeah. Based on his economics, I think he's doing pretty well in terms of dressing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Based on his economic. Yeah, you know, like we used to do the vintage.

[Colton Dunn]

Sure, man.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Guest/Comedian]

I only say that because I know that you're into it.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know what it is, but there's a one moment that I remember from You. I don't know why, but you said something. Oh, you started singing Life on Mars by David Bowie.

[Colton Dunn]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

At the table read. And I don't know why you did it. And you're a writer.

[Colton Dunn]

Wait, why I did it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you sang it a little bit. And I'm like, I don't know why, but that's a memory of mine.

[Colton Dunn]

Of, like, memory where I would have done that. Because there was a sketch we wrote.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Colton Dunn]

You remember?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Is there? It might have been a Neil DeGrasse Tyson skin.

[Bobby Lee]

I love him. Did you guys ever have one?

[Colton Dunn]

I'll figure it out. I'll figure it. But it was. Yes, I definitely remember writing a. Writing a Life on Mars or Is there Life on Mars Parody.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was.

[Colton Dunn]

I may have had to sing it because maybe. Maybe Jordan didn't want to sing it for the read or something. For whatever reason I say I may sang it for the read.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you remember when Kim Peele at the table reads, would sometimes push the tables aside and they would just act out.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, yeah. All the time.

[Advertiser/Host]

Do the sketch.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, they would just do. Well, like, you know, like. Like the. Like the slap guys.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Like, they would always just stand up

[Andrew Santino]

and they would perform.

[Colton Dunn]

You can't just. You don't read it, you know, read it. And the person's just like. And then they slap their chest and he slaps his chest and they slap each other's chest.

[Andrew Santino]

But they would come in and do a performance. Yeah. And it was. They would crush those two. They did. They knew each other before that.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, yeah, they had. They had. They had met kind of cross paths just through Chicago Improv. But I don't think it was until. I think it might have been like, once he got hired or a little bit before that, that they really, like, like, kind of like sat down and sort of connected as, like. Oh, wow. Okay. We have a lot of, like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you know, my theory. My theory is this. And I, like, I don't want to be confrontational, but I'm going to say something. Confrontation. Okay. Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

It was crazy because it made everybody insane. It made everybody get all, like, cuckoo and weird and act all wild and.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, so.

[Andrew Santino]

But then after.

[Colton Dunn]

Talk about it. Talk about that. So it doesn't happen on other shows.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should acknowledge.

[Colton Dunn]

Anyway, maybe the younger generation.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the younger generation.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't know if he's gonna get

[Andrew Santino]

it, but he's gonna get it.

[Guest/Comedian]

I get it.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at his eyes.

[Guest/Comedian]

Wait.

[Andrew Santino]

They crinkle. They're cute. Yeah. You have, like, a Tom Hanksy Likability.

[Guest/Comedian]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I. I like this.

[Colton Dunn]

The swings of you with him are so funny. It's like you'll be like. You're like Tom Hanks likability. I hate you. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

I saw a comment that called me down syndrome, James Franco, so that. That one stuck a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. You look like you're part of the family. Maybe underdeveloped.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

I don't want.

[Andrew Santino]

But still a Franco.

[Guest/Comedian]

But I like the stories of, like, the grungy craziness. Like, I'm envious of that. I don't. I think that's kind of over. It doesn't sound like those types of things are still happening. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't seem like place toxicity say

[Colton Dunn]

that, but I don't know.

[Guest/Comedian]

Was it real? Did it feel toxic in the moment? It feels like that's what bonds you together with each other.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, you know, it was. You know, it's. It's. It's like. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Colton Dunn]

It is equivalent to what it is like to be on drugs when everybody in your work environment is also managing drugs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Which is these big swings. So there's these, like, super elated moments where everyone's all together and we're like, we did it. We're living the dream.

[Katie Dippold]

We're the best.

[Colton Dunn]

We're the funniest people on the planet. And then it, like, swings. The next thing where it's like somebody took a. In the dressing room, and this guy

[Andrew Santino]

is, you know, this guy who did that.

[Guest/Comedian]

That.

[Colton Dunn]

This guy lied to get a job here. This guy lied about who he is in order to get a job on the show, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I remember that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Colton Dunn]

I remember that. Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

You want. You.

[Colton Dunn]

You want something not to cut out the show. Let's talk about.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not going to cut. We're not cutting that out.

[Colton Dunn]

Talk about story.

[Advertiser/Host]

What is this?

[Andrew Santino]

So there's a writer, right?

[Colton Dunn]

There's a writer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, he's a writer. Right? He's.

[Colton Dunn]

He is a writer. He's. He's out right now. He's out and about right now.

[Andrew Santino]

He's doing well.

[Colton Dunn]

He seems to do all right.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay. Well, we don't have to say his name.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, I will. At the end of the story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And he lied.

[Colton Dunn]

Everything we're gonna tell you is alleged. Yeah, this is all alleged that we. That we're gonna tell you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he got fired.

[Guest/Comedian]

Alleged.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, he got fired. We Will. I'll talk about it. They're all allegations, but I. But I definitely have my own personal experiences that I.

[Andrew Santino]

But he also broke the heart.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Of a cast member and.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So there's that.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You remember that?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, I do remember that. And that's the one part that we won't talk about.

[Andrew Santino]

We won't talk about that.

[Colton Dunn]

But. But understand that. Understand that that's there. And that underlines all of the.

[Andrew Santino]

There was actually a couple of those things happening.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's the.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, yeah, we're not talking. I gotta tell you about this. How this guy.

[Advertiser/Host]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

This guy gets hired on the show.

[Guest/Comedian]

All right.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, here's the. Here's how we're sold to the. As this guy hired on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

This guy is one of the south park guys. He's been working with South Park. He's doing voices on the show in the movies. He's one of the animators with them, and he's like their best buddy. But now he's kind of wants to get out and do his own thing. He wants to come to MAD TV and do our animated segments.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, and so on. On the page, you're like, this sounds great. Mad TVs like, yes. South park, biggest show on television. We're get one of the guys. He's going to do an animated segment.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

Show.

[Colton Dunn]

Wow, this is gonna be great. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Colton Dunn]

He comes out with the animated segment. And the animated segment is called. I think it's called, like, something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And it's. The animation is, like kid drawings. And the voiceover is. Is very South Parky. It's like, hey, it's time for the kid news.

[Guest/Comedian]

And here's what's going on.

[Colton Dunn]

George Bush, you know, it's like he's doing this thing and the. The animation is going. You're like, okay, I get it. You know, it's all right. And it kind of plays out. And this dude is like. He, like, walks around the office. He's, like, bouncing a ball around. He's wearing sandals. He's like, really? Seems like he's playing this rider role. And here's the story. Here's my one story that I was always like, this is weird. And I have been able to confirm that it was a lie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. All right, okay.

[Colton Dunn]

So one day he's, like, walking around the office and he's, like, chilling.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

What's this?

[Andrew Santino]

Tennis ball. What was that?

[Guest/Comedian]

It was like.

[Andrew Santino]

I remember the ball. Bouncing ball, you know, but it's like, that's red. I think it was like.

[Colton Dunn]

It's like I've always now saved that. When I meet people who have, like, a weird thing. I'm like, I know you've got something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Something else is going on.

[Advertiser/Host]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

I see.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a performance of a quirk.

[Colton Dunn]

You need this ball because you're a magician, and I need to always have. Getting your attention.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. That you look somewhere sleight of hand.

[Colton Dunn]

So this dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I have cards. I do cards.

[Colton Dunn]

You do cards?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Very cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Action. Lim. I. I shouldn't limit. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

This guy, one day goes, hey, man, he makes this whole big deal, kind of going to one but one person. I gotta leave early today before the table. I gotta take off early because. Yeah. Sasha wants me to come do some writing. Do you remember this?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Colton Dunn]

Going around the office, all Sasha Baron Cohen. Sasha Baron Cohen, yeah. Wants me to go do some writing for

[Andrew Santino]

like.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay, that's. Oh, all right, man. What's it for? And I think he was like, maybe the Emmys or some. Some award show. He's like, well, he's doing a show, and he really wants me to come work on this thing with him. And everyone's like, okay. And so he, like, leaves. Leaves work. Well, years later, I'm working with Sasha co. Yeah. Yeah. And I work with it for a couple weeks, and I go, you know what? I'm gonna remember this guy. I'm gonna ask him about it, you know, Like, I'd work with him for a couple weeks and, you know, kind of built up a little. And I got so after. After one of the. The, like, work days, we're just. It was just like a writing thing. So we're all, like, working on this thing, and everyone's like, oh, hey, man, can I. Can I just ask you a question? Do you know this guy? And I'd, like, tell him his name. Like, you know this dude? And he's like, I don't know. And I'm like, go, I find a picture. I'm like, this. This is the guy. Oh, I found the picture. Yeah, this is the guy. Yeah, he's like, this guy. He would have written. And I even. I even. I looked up the award show because it was like. I was like, I'll find an award show. He would have written for you on this award show.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, and he's like, I don't. I've never heard of this guy. I don't know who this guy is.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Guest/Comedian]

Right?

[Advertiser/Host]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't they Call Trey, too. Huh? Somebody called Trey Parker and said, do you know this guy?

[Colton Dunn]

Allegedly. This is all. This is all hearsay information.

[Guest/Comedian]

So how does it start to get.

[Colton Dunn]

All right, so here we go. Things start unfolding like this. And it all happened with the very keen eyes of a writing assistant who was looking through the sketches that everybody submits for the table reads and was reading a sketch and was like, I'm fairly certain I've seen this sketch before. He found the sketch. It was like. It might have been YouTube sketch, like some other sketch group had performed this sketch. Yeah, I just stolen it written or whatever. And so he brings it to people, and then it just starts to unravel. And it starts to unravel a big way. Yeah, because he had, like, integrated himself personally with a bunch of people on the show. He had made inroads. He had done all this weird stuff, and as things start, like. Like, falling apart, it's like everything is falling apart. And he gets.

[Advertiser/Host]

He.

[Colton Dunn]

Somebody meets with the south park guys, and allegedly, they're told that he never. That he did work with them. They know who he is, but they don't want to work with him anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so he did work there.

[Guest/Comedian]

That.

[Colton Dunn]

There was. There was an issue that he had worked with those guys, not necessarily on South Park. It was. It was weird. But this is all alleged, whatever it was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And it was enough for the show to go, you know what? Yeah, I think we're gonna let this guy go. Yeah, they let this guy go because that also had to do with some of the other stuff that he was doing with other employees on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

And I want to tell you what. He leaves. I'm gonna say it.

[Colton Dunn]

He leaves.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

You can say he leaves the show. And the next day. Yeah, the next day. And I'm. I'm in the office, by the way, when this happens. A woman comes into the office.

[Andrew Santino]

If you say allegedly again, I'm gonna go crazy.

[Colton Dunn]

I was there. I'll say. What I saw was a woman came into the office and walked. Walked over into, like, the business affairs area.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And then allegedly, what happened was, is she said, hey, man, I haven't gotten paid for all the animation that I've done for this show. Said, what? We did pay. We paid the guy who was animating it. And she goes, no, that's my husband. He wrote the pieces. I animated them. Why haven't I been paid? And they had, like, purchased, like, very. At the time. This is, like, years ago. So the. The animation equipment that they had purchased for this dude was Astronom Nicole and he just got Matt. Like, it was. It was. It was insane. And so in. Like, he. He had. So he was married and that was a huge thing that people did not.

[Bobby Lee]

No one knew he was married.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't need to talk about it

[Colton Dunn]

because, you know, even the fact that she was to watch this, I don't want to have to deal with that.

[Bobby Lee]

We all across.

[Colton Dunn]

You guys get it. Everybody's watching it. Gets it. This happened to your friend. This happened to your girl. Just hold your homie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And we went ham on this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

We went crazy.

[Colton Dunn]

We went crazy on this guy. And I.

[Guest/Comedian]

And.

[Colton Dunn]

And one of the crazy things that I did. And this will give you some more story before I. Before I. I will tell.

[Andrew Santino]

Why. Why are you gonna say his name?

[Colton Dunn]

I will. Because I'm away. I'm away to the end. Because. Because there's kind of funny now because I guarantee you there's people who are watching this. There's people who are watching this who. Who will know who he is. And they'll be like, no, that guy. I love that guy. I love what that guy does.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

So, you know, so. Yeah. And so

[Andrew Santino]

you don't care.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't care. Okay, here's the other story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

So one of the things I did when I was mad is I posted on IMDb because on IMDb back then people had profiles like the actor. On IMDb you would have a profile, or a writer would have a profile. You would have all your stuff. But you could comment on that. And I commented and I said, this guy's a liar.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Like, don't trust him. Yeah, you know, whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's a heartbreaker, dude.

[Colton Dunn]

Years later, I get a message from IMDb from some guy in like, the UK and I believe it was in Ireland or somewhere.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. That's right. That's right.

[Colton Dunn]

You remember this? Yeah, I remember.

[Andrew Santino]

I remember. Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And I. This theater got in touch with me and they were like, this guy came to our theater.

[Andrew Santino]

I remember.

[Colton Dunn]

I remember he said he worked with Mad tv, that he was with, you know, south park, all this stuff. He, you know, we gave a bunch of money like, he. To help us get our theater off the ground. Was it Amsterdam and he's gone now. It wasn't Amsterdam. That's where I. But this was like in like somewhere else, like, just obstinate with these people's money.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And just dipped. Yeah, Allegedly.

[Andrew Santino]

Allegedly. Yeah. But I remember that.

[Colton Dunn]

And now he's made. He's Made a sort of a. His. His career now, I think is somewhat.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Colton Dunn]

Ooh, I have one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. Barely bath. Let's get the crap.

[Advertiser/Host]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

It's not a gimmick.

[Andrew Santino]

I hear it's not a gimmick.

[Guest/Comedian]

It's not.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

I hear it's science back. Is that true, Guild?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, proven. And apparently guys worldwide who want better performance and a partner who can't get enough, they used Bathmate.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah. You used it.

[Andrew Santino]

More size, right?

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

More girth now, right?

[Guest/Comedian]

That'd be amazing. Yeah, that's the dream.

[Andrew Santino]

More confidence, right? You have a stagger to your stance.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I really like it.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

Oh,

[Colton Dunn]

well now, years later, years later, there's a lot of like comedy and stuff going on, on, on in social media.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Right.

[Advertiser/Host]

And.

[Colton Dunn]

And a lot of people get a lot of heat out of kind of doing sort of rage baiting in the political atmosphere.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right.

[Colton Dunn]

And so like, if, say there's like some big story, like, I don't know, there was like this, this guy from, from California named Devin Nunes or something. I don't know if anybody remembers this guy, but there was something about maybe a cow in the news about him, like upset or he wanted to have sex with a cow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And then somebody started this insta Twitter account called Devin Nunez, Cowboy cow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, and then that Twitter account like starts talking, you know, or like maybe something else happens. Hunter Biden's laptop starts in Instagram. Well, now that's what this guy does. He starts these like, focused, like social media, like buzz story things.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And like gets a lot of people who you know, are usually like left leaning and angry to be like, yeah, I like this. Oh, he's giving it to him. He's really razzing. The guy's on. Right. And then they, they go and follow this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a left. And is he lefty?

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's. I mean that's what he is presenting.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a lefty.

[Colton Dunn]

That's what he's presenting in his, in his thing. But again, look, I don't trust this person.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't think he could be a mighty. He could be.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't think he has politics. I think he's doing what works.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think that. Okay, there is this guy who just. Who's been lately blowing up on Tick Tock and he's been showing up on my algorithm. And this is a guy I know to be a pathological liar, but the same thing where everyone's sort of just like gassing him up and he's just. Is on like the right side of politics and he's just like making it out to be. He's just this like justice warrior. And I'm over here like with just knowing all the lies he's ever told is so crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy. But they find their way. These little schemy bastards find their way.

[Andrew Santino]

They do. They do.

[Bobby Lee]

They do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they do. So what's the name

[Guest/Comedian]

now? Because of the social media stuff.

[Colton Dunn]

What's that?

[Guest/Comedian]

You're saying he's successful now?

[Colton Dunn]

I don't know how successful he is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we don't.

[Colton Dunn]

I don't know how successful the guy is. And again, this is all allegedly. But it's my right not to like this guy. And you don't have to like him either.

[Andrew Santino]

But I think he's a piece of.

[Colton Dunn]

And his name is.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like this guy is revengeful and maybe not say his name because he, because he looks like a vengeful person.

[Colton Dunn]

He could be.

[Bobby Lee]

He also looks like he's probably got time in his hand.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes. Did you hear about how someone else purchased the website for. And then.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, he does, he does it. He does it constantly. Anytime you've heard that story, he's usually the guy who bought the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Colton Dunn]

I think, I think Space Force. I think he got. He got spaceforce.com and then they were like. Or dot.gov they were like, we gotta buy it back from him or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, he's.

[Andrew Santino]

That's steal people's.

[Bobby Lee]

People do it all the time. Bobby, you're so late to the game.

[Andrew Santino]

Elon Musk dot com. But can we buy that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I gotta start my website.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, we should start buying, like. Because somebody bought Happy Birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Some old lady I heard bought Happy Birthday.

[Colton Dunn]

What do you. She bought the website. Happy Birthday.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no. The song. The rights to the song, I think, again, what do.

[Colton Dunn]

You can't do it anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you. It's supposed.

[Colton Dunn]

No, you. Wait, the rights. The rights.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, maybe I'm wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought maybe it was happybirthday.com.

[Andrew Santino]

no, no, no. What I'm saying is. Is back in the 40s or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.

[Colton Dunn]

I think you're right. Somebody bought the rights to Happy Birthday and those recently expired, like, in the last, like, five or six years. And so now people can. Now it is public domain.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't say it. I never sang it.

[Colton Dunn]

Because before that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't want anybody.

[Colton Dunn]

You could. But that's also. That. That's also. People can tell how old you are as a. As a performer and an actor if you get worried about singing Happy Birthday.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I'm old.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm 55. How old are you now, huh?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

How old are you now? What?

[Guest/Comedian]

That we.

[Shannon Maldonado]

That.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you got to be in your 40s. Huh?

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, maybe almost. Almost.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Almost there.

[Andrew Santino]

And then after Te and Peel, you Superstore, then.

[Colton Dunn]

I was on Superstore.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. For how many seasons?

[Colton Dunn]

We did six seasons of Super.

[Andrew Santino]

That's amazing.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, that was tight.

[Andrew Santino]

It was tight.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I.

[Colton Dunn]

Right. At Universal, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a big heartbreak one for you.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Yeah. I remember I auditioned a couple times. Oh, really? Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You tested?

[Andrew Santino]

I tested, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Mateo.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't remember, but I remember character

[Advertiser/Host]

was for Nico Santos role.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was Nico Santos. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, he got it and congratulations. Yeah, yeah, but that's a good run. Six years.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. I played a guy who used a wheelchair.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. 20. They was. It was that when they changed the amount of episodes or you still had 22 episodes there?

[Colton Dunn]

We did.

[Guest/Comedian]

We had a few.

[Colton Dunn]

22 episode seasons.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Good.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, we. Yeah, we made it because we made it to over 100 episodes.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, she made a little chunk there.

[Colton Dunn]

We did, but not like we would have back in the day. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Colton Dunn]

Right at the end. Right at the very last season, they were like. The people from NBC came in. They're like, hey, we're so excited. We're gonna be launching Peacock. You guys are gonna be one of the big shows launching on Peacock?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, cool. And they'. You want to promote it? And we're like, oh, okay. Well, yeah. Well, what's. What's the. So what do we get paid for being on Peacock? Normally after this kind of thing, we go, you know, you sell into syndication. You make a lot of money. And they're like, oh, no, we're not doing. We already own it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we already paid you. Yeah. What a ripoff.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, dude, it was.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like the Toyota. Do you remember the Toyota Yaras?

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, yeah, those. Those. Yeah, those ads you guys did.

[Andrew Santino]

Matt. Tv. Yeah, yeah. They made us say Toyota Yaras a lot. So we do a sketch of, like, a dating. Right. So Arden Marine would be like, my date or whatever. In a sketch. I go, you want to come inside my Toyota Yaris? And then look in the camera. Toyota Yaris, right? And they made.

[Colton Dunn]

And then I was in one of those. Remember?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I was the valet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you were the valet. Yeah, yeah. And then I asked. I go, do we get extra money for this? This? Yeah. And they go, no, absolutely not. Yeah. It's just a way that you can make extra. You. I mean. And then, you know. I mean. But we're the salesman. Yeah, yeah. And what's the tool.

[Colton Dunn]

That was a lot of money you guys should have gotten for that.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you being real?

[Colton Dunn]

I'm being real. Yeah, you should have gotten paid for that.

[Andrew Santino]

But then I crashed it. Do you remember, or.

[Shannon Maldonado]

No?

[Colton Dunn]

Great. You crashed the top. Did you crash it on the lot? Because I feel like we were driving it on the lot.

[Guest/Comedian]

Not.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. I took. I took the keys.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Santino]

And I went in an alleyway and I scratched the side of the car.

[Guest/Comedian]

A common theme.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And I brought it back, and then Salzman was screaming at me,

[Colton Dunn]

and I

[Andrew Santino]

go, we don't get paid. You know what?

[Guest/Comedian]

That was your argument. Yeah, yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, I mean, it's a little late for that argument.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Guest/Comedian]

What do you mean?

[Colton Dunn]

Well, it's sort of like. I mean, you've already crashed the car. Like, before you crash.

[Andrew Santino]

I scrape. Scraped it a little bit on the side of a.

[Guest/Comedian]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Damage.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember Las Palmas? You know those alleyways? It was kind of industrial.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like. It's like a European city over here. You're just weaving in and out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Like France. Yeah, yeah. What's that movie Ronin.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Ronin.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Ronan. That was a good one.

[Colton Dunn]

Seen that movie?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's.

[Colton Dunn]

Check it out. You'll like it, man. You like cars that down?

[Guest/Comedian]

I like cars.

[Colton Dunn]

You like cars going fast. You like heists usually.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You'll like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Good long form improv too. I never learned how to do it.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, you do it all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't. No. When I remember, I used to guys see you guys at that IO, what's that called? That was what it called improv Olympic. Yeah, the Upright Citizens Brigade theater, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be you guys on stage, I'd come check it out.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you guys do long for form.

[Colton Dunn]

And I don't necessarily remember you coming to a bunch of my improv shows.

[Andrew Santino]

I did, I did. I wouldn't even say hi. I just be in the back.

[Advertiser/Host]

I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. But I remember thinking to myself, that's a skill set that I don't know. Teach us, Hud.

[Guest/Comedian]

Is that what boom, Chicago was? Was that long form also?

[Colton Dunn]

No, not really. When I did, I mean, I think they do long form now, but when I did it was like short form improv. So it was probably more like who's is it anyway?

[Andrew Santino]

Gotcha. Yeah, but who. How do you explain to people listening what long form improv is?

[Colton Dunn]

Well, long form improv is. Is. Is one of those things where it is very much what it sounds like you can think of. Like improv long. Yeah. Like, whose line is it anyway? Scene where they might go, all right, we're gonna do a scene. And during this scene, while they're acting it out, I'm gonna ring a little bell. And when I ring it, they're gonna go backwards. And then when I ring it again, they'll go forwards again. All right, now just think says there's no bell. It's just two people who just do a scene. Yeah, but no, nobody, nobody has to ring a bell.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it's long.

[Colton Dunn]

It could be long. Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What's the longest long form that you've done?

[Guest/Comedian]

Well, you did the Schwartz and Friends

[Colton Dunn]

thing, which was the longest show, I bet.

[Andrew Santino]

The longest long form improv show you've done.

[Guest/Comedian]

Oh, boy.

[Andrew Santino]

With one. One premise, probably 20 minutes.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Dude, I have no idea.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know? You don't time yourself. There's no timer.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I don't know what the.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we did 40. There's never that.

[Colton Dunn]

No, not like it's not like an endurance thing. Like we're not like we're gonna get longer. Every show is getting longer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that should be in a thing of, like, the longest long form ever done. I mean, a Guinness Book of World.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, there are they definitely done, like, improv marathons where they try to keep an improv show going. Oh, but I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Boring.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, boring.

[Advertiser/Host]

The longest one is 150 hour performance set in 2000. 2015.

[Colton Dunn]

Boom.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa.

[Colton Dunn]

Who said it?

[Bobby Lee]

150 hour.

[Advertiser/Host]

That's from Keith Saltojanes and Rob O'. Connor.

[Andrew Santino]

IOS in front of a live audience.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah, iOS surprisingly.

[Colton Dunn]

I thought it would be here.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

When?

[Advertiser/Host]

2015.

[Colton Dunn]

2015. I was here.

[Andrew Santino]

You're jealous. Under 50 hours, dude.

[Colton Dunn]

Definitely not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think it's all. Dude, you can do it too. Colton.

[Colton Dunn]

Congratulations.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I mean, however. Yeah, that's got to be the boring. Most boring show you've ever seen. Maybe imagine somebody watching that for how many hours?

[Advertiser/Host]

150 hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Did they eat?

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, at some point, it has to, like, get good, though. It has to get really.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I see.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, at one point, it was probably like, people were like, oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here for this. Yeah, I'm watching this happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you guys follow you row? Kelsey, the girl who rode so solo from California to Hawaii by herself.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

No one's followed her.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been watching her.

[Bobby Lee]

She arrived.

[Colton Dunn]

Maybe. I. I think I may have seen. Did she swim or something?

[Bobby Lee]

No, she had to clean her boat underneath.

[Colton Dunn]

I just saw a bunch of people, like, we're like, this is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, okay. I saw that.

[Andrew Santino]

She's on a. Like, a little canoe thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I've seen her on the Internet.

[Colton Dunn]

What is she doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

What the Is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let me tell you. So basically, she was just out to kind of set the new women's record. But as I think, like, like half, three quarters of the way through, she realized that she was actually like, 500 miles, like, ahead or something like that, ahead of the men's record. And so she smashed both, and she arrived in Hawaii two days ago.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, boy.

[Andrew Santino]

Boy.

[Colton Dunn]

She just has the record.

[Andrew Santino]

She has the record.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But I mean, alone in the. You know, in the Pacific, just night.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Alone 150 hours of. I.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. I mean, there's not a boat in

[Bobby Lee]

front of her going, no, there isn't. She was alone.

[Advertiser/Host]

No one's watching.

[Guest/Comedian]

She was alone.

[Colton Dunn]

There's a boat in front of her.

[Bobby Lee]

There was so much.

[Andrew Santino]

What Are you doing. I'm not being sexist.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I wasn't even saying that. Why are you saying. Why are you even implying that I wasn't. Yeah, Yeah. I think it's good. I believe her. I believe her.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So a lot of people believe.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe it.

[Guest/Comedian]

There was obviously a boat of dudes.

[Colton Dunn]

That's not what believe.

[Andrew Santino]

Always. It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a lot of naysayers that basically like conspiracies that are like, oh, she wasn't there alone. But this girl was alone.

[Andrew Santino]

I could tell.

[Bobby Lee]

Alone.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Cuz a lot of the camera shots of her is. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was just well equipped and she had all the gear, all the water. Yeah. She's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What happens when you run out of water out there?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean run out of water?

[Colton Dunn]

You mean, like, of drinkable water you've watched?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Colton.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yes.

[Colton Dunn]

The craziest question. You are in the middle of ocean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Katie Dippold]

Where.

[Colton Dunn]

What happens if you run out of water?

[Andrew Santino]

This is.

[Colton Dunn]

I'd be like, this is how she did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And there was.

[Colton Dunn]

She's doing it.

[Advertiser/Host]

Like she took more time.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because there was a time when she had made so much headway, and then a storm blew her back to shore, basically. And so she was like, crying because she was like, I. I was just, you know, rowing, rowing, rowing. And she got nowhere.

[Advertiser/Host]

43 days.

[Andrew Santino]

43 days.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I would not make it past fucking Catalina Island. The fact that you think you could

[Bobby Lee]

get to Catalina is crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet you money I could.

[Colton Dunn]

Could you?

[Advertiser/Host]

Catalina.

[Andrew Santino]

In a canoe? Yes, we could.

[Colton Dunn]

A canoe?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, I don't, you know, I have not traversed the waters to Catalina. What are the waves like exactly, Bobby,

[Bobby Lee]

you don't know anything about, like, like wind pattern, nothing? Surf. You couldn't get past this. The brain.

[Colton Dunn]

I think you could take a canoe out there, man. I don't think.

[Andrew Santino]

Whatever she was. What was she riding?

[Bobby Lee]

She had a very.

[Colton Dunn]

She's like. She's got like a kayak. Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's like a wider.

[Colton Dunn]

Look at that thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. So you don't think with that contraption. I wouldn't make it the Catalina. I think it's.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, you would know. I would love them just to put you in this thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

All right, Go for it.

[Guest/Comedian]

You just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but see, you look at how buff her arms are. Your arms are going to burn, like, after 10 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're not giving me a time limit. It could take five years longer. I Would do my own time.

[Colton Dunn]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

What if we said like 3 days? Days.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know how long it take. I don't know how far Catalina is from the shoreline, you know, I mean,

[Colton Dunn]

but it should probably take you like a day, I would think.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can see it like a straight 24 hours. Yeah. Depending on, you know, Give me a week. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll do it in a week.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

What is.

[Colton Dunn]

What does Google say? Can't you just ask?

[Guest/Comedian]

30.

[Colton Dunn]

How long?

[Advertiser/Host]

22 to 30 miles from cattle, from Long beach to Catalina Island.

[Andrew Santino]

I was 30 miles.

[Colton Dunn]

That's not that far.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you can do it, but without, without training.

[Colton Dunn]

All right, let's do this. Come on. Now can we get. There's got to be. There's got to be a kayak company or some sort of company goes to Catalina Island.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Advertiser/Host]

Are there.

[Andrew Santino]

Are they orcas?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no orcas.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, no orcas. Are there great whites?

[Bobby Lee]

There's some whales. There's great whites. For sure.

[Andrew Santino]

There's great whites.

[Colton Dunn]

What do you worry about a great white? You're going to be in a giant boat.

[Andrew Santino]

No, dude, she had to clean it.

[Colton Dunn]

Look, you don't have to do that. Dude, you're going 30 miles, you're not going to have to clean the boat.

[Bobby Lee]

Five years, maybe some barnacles, but like 30 miles.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so everyone in this room believes I wouldn't make it.

[Colton Dunn]

I believe you make it.

[Advertiser/Host]

He said average. Average rowers at 2 miles per hour would be 11 plus hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Average.

[Andrew Santino]

Average.

[Colton Dunn]

So two days, 15 hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, 15 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

I think Bobby can do it in two days. Days, maybe, yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

What's the furthest distance you've traveled? Like on foot or something? I mean, to get to go straight to boat. I'm just curious. It's not a disc or anything.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, dude, not a disc. But how far have you walked?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just, I'm not, I'm just curious

[Colton Dunn]

if you could, like, I'm just, I'm.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm just trying to, you know, like,

[Colton Dunn]

I just want to know too.

[Guest/Comedian]

If we're setting the betting odds, it's like, oh, comparison.

[Bobby Lee]

Throw it on Kalshi, right?

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

Prediction market.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what are you asking me?

[Guest/Comedian]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

How far have I hiked?

[Bobby Lee]

What's your. What's your endurance like when you've dated?

[Colton Dunn]

How long?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so I'll say this about Bobby. Strangely athletic.

[Guest/Comedian]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, honestly, I play ping pong, but he has.

[Colton Dunn]

That is true.

[Bobby Lee]

But low on the endurance. I think the endurance has never been your Strong suit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I beat Paul Banks.

[Bobby Lee]

You did? I was there.

[Andrew Santino]

You were there?

[Bobby Lee]

I was there.

[Andrew Santino]

Lead singer of Interpol.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I beat him in for two games of ping pong. Ping pong pong. He'll never be.

[Guest/Comedian]

These are important facts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

So did you do anything in that ping pong movie that came out?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they never asked me to do anything. Yeah, yeah. Marty Supreme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. You think that I. I'm barely in anything.

[Colton Dunn]

That's wild.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Missed it, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was going to say, I'm curious because you say that you like to. You were partying at the mad TV days and then you went and did Boom. Chicago and Amsterdam. I'm really interested of like that whole journey was. Was there crazy Amsterdam moments with like the improv troupe or were you gu. Kind of working and like.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, there's. I mean, it's the Netherlands, man. Yeah, I mean, obviously, but like.

[Guest/Comedian]

Like what?

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I mean, there's a red light. This. Yeah, I mean, there's.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, drugs are like legal, right? Sounds a lot of drugs. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of drugs are legal.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, so I was younger and I was, you know, definitely experimenting and probably too doing too much experimenting with things. Things.

[Andrew Santino]

Like you couldn't do it now in your 50s, huh? Like, you are, you know, in my 50s. How old are you? I can just Google it. Yeah, Google it.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. No, I'm 49. I'm just. But. And no, I could not do the stuff that I did. No, it would just be. And more. More so too, because the. You just can't trust the drugs these days, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

You can't trust it.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, It's a bummer, but it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like, yeah, you can't trust the coke.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You used to be able to just do coke anywhere. You take coke from anybody?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

I remember I. One time I went to a wedding and I played. I played guitar for. This is a. Such a weird wedding. This was in Amsterdam and it was for the bartender of the bar and this woman that he's married. They have now since divorced, but she really wanted somebody to play Wild horses while they walked down the aisle.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, what is Wild Horses? The song.

[Guest/Comedian]

Song.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

Rolling Stones.

[Colton Dunn]

Rolling Stones, yeah. You know, so I learned it on guitar and like played it and sang it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you can play the guitar.

[Colton Dunn]

I play.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you not see him sing Night Ranger?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Colton Dunn]

And. And so I did that. And then. And then later I went. It was like downstairs in the bathroom to like, just use the bathroom. And this guy came in and it was the woman's uncle who was in town for the wedding. And he's like, hey, hey, great job. And I was like, oh, cool. And like, finish peeing. I turn around and he's got a bag of coke out and a knife. Hey,

[Andrew Santino]

old man. Yeah, you know, like, like a Viking.

[Colton Dunn]

Like, but, but he was like a old. Maybe he was Cuban or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Like a Cuban.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, don't take that cocaine.

[Andrew Santino]

Take that cocaine.

[Colton Dunn]

But, but you wouldn't do that kind of stuff anymore. You got to just, you just be like, nah, man.

[Andrew Santino]

So you got to get a fentanyl test thing.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, but even those, but even then,

[Guest/Comedian]

like, because don't you just wait for the guy with the knife to do it first?

[Andrew Santino]

And then you're like, okay, yeah, but

[Colton Dunn]

what if the thing is he just takes one tiny little, Just one little spec needs to be in the one you do, and that's not going to be in all this other stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

So, so, yeah, exactly. You can test the wrong part of it and it could be like, oh, it's clean.

[Andrew Santino]

And we'll just test the part that you're going to snort.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, but then that's tested you now, you. What are you going to snort?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you have to. It dissolves. I don't know how the testers work.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm pretty sure you

[Andrew Santino]

what? What, Colton, how does it work?

[Colton Dunn]

Dude, I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I, I don't do that stuff anymore.

[Colton Dunn]

I'm out of the game.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

Years and years. I have three kids.

[Andrew Santino]

You have three kids now?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, are you being real?

[Colton Dunn]

I'm dead serious. I have three children.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he said he was blowing up an inflatable pool before he got, I thought for himself.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I assumed. Oh, he has, you know what I mean? Superstore money or whatever.

[Colton Dunn]

What you do today. I blew up in inflatable years after the show's off the air, I'm riding a water backyard water slide by myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Superstore. Oh, you have three still on Peacock.

[Colton Dunn]

All right,

[Andrew Santino]

okay, I'm wrong. I didn't know. Three kids now three kids. Amazing. When was, what, when did you get have your first one?

[Colton Dunn]

Well, my, my oldest kid, I, I, I had back in 2007. Sixteen, and she lives primarily in New York with her mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

And then, and then I have two sons that I have with my wife Jessica, who I met and. You met.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. She seemed very sweet.

[Colton Dunn]

She's Wonderful.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And funny.

[Colton Dunn]

She's very funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. She seemed very funny. She's very funny. Yeah. So the show's out. What else you have going? You want. You want to promote anything or.

[Colton Dunn]

No, say what else. What else you have going for you? Hey, man. What else you got going for?

[Bobby Lee]

You

[Guest/Comedian]

got the pool thing. You have.

[Colton Dunn]

Hey, you go. Yeah, yeah. That's Adrian. He's. He's a lot. He's a lot older now, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, That's Adrian. Go. Go down. What happened before, like the. Oh, no, there was something before that photo before Adrian.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, it's probably.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah. Go down to your store. Yeah. Is that Lisa Gilroy? Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

That was a great clip. That was so funny. The Schwartz thing.

[Katie Dippold]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

From the Ben Schwartz and Friends. So I do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Colton Dunn]

Promote some stuff randomly. I'll go out and do the Ben Schwartz and Friends show.

[Andrew Santino]

And when. Where is that?

[Guest/Comedian]

That.

[Colton Dunn]

They just tour all over. He takes tours all over the place. But we've been. I performed at a Radio City music hall.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Colton Dunn]

Did the Sydney Opera House.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

He goes out to London a lot. He's got a lot of shows coming. And then next to that, that is a dry erase board of a scene that I drew for Widows Bay, and it was my version.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait. Did you write it?

[Colton Dunn]

I did. I did write. On Widow's Bay? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no. Are you being real?

[Katie Dippold]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Dude, why do you not believe anything?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. I. I'm gonna just say something right now. Colton. I. I didn't. Had no idea. I apologize.

[Colton Dunn]

You didn't know. That's why I made this thing about being a producer and.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yes, he's a producer and writer on the show on Apple's TV's Widows Bay.

[Andrew Santino]

I looked it up. Okay. I just want to say I didn't know. I didn't know that. Okay. So my girlfriend and I, we go. I heard this show. Who told me the show was good? Matt Jones. Matt Jones, yeah. So Matt. Matt goes the show. That's the best show on television right now, right? So then I. The other night, Friday night, I go, let's just watch one episode, right? We burn through the whole thing till the morning. Wow. It's not only funny, Right. But it's also scary as fuck. And it's the. The. And the balance between the two is so perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

You. That's the show you're producing?

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah,

[Advertiser/Host]

he has.

[Andrew Santino]

That is amazing. What a fucking show, dude. What a show. Did you cast?

[Colton Dunn]

I drew. If you watch the show, there's a scene where they go over a dry erase board.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Colton Dunn]

So that was me. We were, like, talking about what we would imagine the scene looking like. I drew it out. You don't know that Katie Dippold wrote on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

It was you and Katie, Dude, Katie

[Colton Dunn]

Dippold created the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, Bobby, how do you not know this?

[Colton Dunn]

How do you not know.

[Andrew Santino]

Call her right now and say it's a good show.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm, like, shocked you don't know this. Exactly.

[Colton Dunn]

That's why I thought you.

[Andrew Santino]

My mind is blown.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait.

[Andrew Santino]

My mind is absolutely blown because you love this show.

[Advertiser/Host]

That's why.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. How did you not know this?

[Andrew Santino]

Did you see it?

[Bobby Lee]

I watched it first. Forward into voicemail.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut it out, because I'm too nervous now. I'll never see her again.

[Bobby Lee]

We call her the whole thing about, like, why I even wanted to watch it. And I could have sworn it was,

[Colton Dunn]

you know, wouldn't I, Bobby Lee, right now, if you could give me a call, I'd appreciate it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Advertiser/Host]

Producer voice.

[Andrew Santino]

Producer voice. Oh, my God. Mythical. So I believe it's the strongest show I've seen in a very long time.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. It's got the right amount of humor and scary, like I said. Okay. I think the casting's perfect. Right. And I can't wait for the second season. Are you guys in production?

[Colton Dunn]

We're going to start writing the second. Second season.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good, good. Because it is. Have you seen it?

[Guest/Comedian]

The first episode? Yeah, but I got it burned. I want to watch it with my girlfriend saving Seago.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It's so strong and scary. And you know what I love about the show, too, Colton, is, Is that there's kind of standalone episodes where it's like. Because I don't want to give it away, but there are different creatures and things like mythology on the island that you're, like, super surprised about.

[Colton Dunn]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Even the subtle humor, like, you know, I. I don't. I'm thinking I'm giving it away. When he's staying at the hotel.

[Colton Dunn]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Writing. He's looking at all the game, right?

[Colton Dunn]

All the different games.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all the little. Like, if you read them, they're very funny. You know what I mean?

[Guest/Comedian]

And dark.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, it's very fun. You know, it's kind of. It's rid of, like, you know, Stephen King, you know, world.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, it's almost, you know, think of like the town in Jaws, but if it was told from the point of View of the mayor of the town.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Yes.

[Colton Dunn]

You know, so, like, it's a super fun show. I think a lot of people like it. And. And the big thing that I'd love is people who get scared. Like, a lot of people be like, oh, but it's a spooky show, and I get too scared. It draws up my anxiety, so I can't even, like, watch the show. This is not like that. This always has, like, a release for your anxiety. And even if it doesn't have that,

[Andrew Santino]

I want to make an argument. Can I make an argument against set watching the show? Yeah. Yeah. Me and my girlfriend screamed.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, I think it'll get your anxiety up.

[Andrew Santino]

We screamed during the show many times.

[Colton Dunn]

But I'll say it like this. So I. We used to watch. We. My wife and I would watch Game of Thrones, and then after Game of Thrones, we would watch an episode of. What was the. The show with the. The two women in New York City. Broad City. We'd watch an episode of Broad City. We just watch like. Like a palette cleanser, pallet cleanser.

[Advertiser/Host]

Broad.

[Colton Dunn]

Broad City. City. So that we just, like, have a laugh. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Go.

[Colton Dunn]

All right. Okay, okay, okay. Because that was a little intense. So I feel like, what.

[Andrew Santino]

What.

[Colton Dunn]

What Widow's Bay does is. It does all of that in one show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

That you still get. You know, the raw.

[Guest/Comedian]

Even.

[Andrew Santino]

Even the font is good. Yeah, Right, right. It's got a love that Widows Bay, like a Salem's Lot, you know, I mean, like, it has a 70s ish. You know what I mean? Font classical.

[Colton Dunn]

We were watching a lot of that stuff in the room. We would always have, like, times in the room where people would, like, put up their face. Favorite, like, horror movie clips and, like, scenes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

And stuff. You know, so there's a lot of mood in the. In that room.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Building.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

As well as just the writing of the story.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so good. And then it's like at the end of that. I'm not gonna reveal it. But.

[Colton Dunn]

But at the end.

[Andrew Santino]

But at the end, there's definitely like, have you seen it, Alex?

[Colton Dunn]

I've seen one episode so far.

[Andrew Santino]

Why is everyone only see one episode? It's so good.

[Guest/Comedian]

I did it in prep for this, but I knew that he was a part of the show at least know.

[Colton Dunn]

But I just started it two days ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's so good. What are you looking at?

[Colton Dunn]

I'm seeing if Katie tr.

[Andrew Santino]

She's not. I don't want to talk to her.

[Guest/Comedian]

That's crazy.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

Created It.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, so Katie's the one that did the prank on me, and she does. She does Widow Bay. This is what. Incredible. And it's so shocking because I literally saw the whole thing going. Oh, that's a strong show, dude.

[Colton Dunn]

You saw the whole thing? It says. Yeah, no, created by Katie Dipple at the beginning.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't watch. You wrote the first episode and the

[Colton Dunn]

last episode said it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but there was, like, a Japanese dude directing it.

[Colton Dunn]

You saw that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? So, like this. It's a Japanese dude.

[Colton Dunn]

Uncle. Uncle.

[Andrew Santino]

Uncle. Tonging it.

[Colton Dunn]

Hero Marai.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not Asian, huh?

[Advertiser/Host]

Hero Marai.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know who Hero mar is either, bro?

[Colton Dunn]

Atlanta, Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

I know Hero well, because you would

[Colton Dunn]

have worked with him.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I know Hero. Yeah. He's so talented.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, he's incredibly talented. Yeah, he's incredibly talented. And how.

[Andrew Santino]

Here. Here's how I know Hiro. He's dating. Married or dating still. Or maybe they're no longer.

[Colton Dunn]

This is not a good way of getting into how you know somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

But I was on a sitcom, right. Called Splitting Up Together. I was serious, regular, nice man. Great. And his girlfriend was one of our writers. Writers.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And that's. That's how I met Hero.

[Guest/Comedian]

Great.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And he was doing, I think, Atlanta.

[Andrew Santino]

Atlanta at the time. Yeah. Wow. The worlds collide in my mind. Wow. What a. So that's what you've been up to.

[Colton Dunn]

That's what I've been up to.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Strong.

[Colton Dunn]

I did that. I also EP'd a show with Kevin Hart and Keenan Thompson.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

For Amazon.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're a producer on that, too?

[Colton Dunn]

I did have another producer.

[Andrew Santino]

Anything. Yeah, yeah. Writer. Producer.

[Advertiser/Host]

Writer.

[Katie Dippold]

Producer.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a proud moment for me. Okay. And let's. Let's close with a proud moment. The proud. The proud moment is Uncle Chan. No, no, no, no. Not. It's Uncle Chan. Yeah, yeah. He's gone. Is that. You know, the people from mad, you know, in our kid. Early days, they've all. A lot of them have thrived, you know, and that's the proud moment. You know, why you. I don't feel like you're being sincere right now. It's driving me really crazy.

[Advertiser/Host]

He's literally nodding.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. You're doing a Vulcan Spocky kind of thing. Yeah. You know, don't be logical in this situation.

[Advertiser/Host]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Emotional. All right. Don't be logical. Okay. But anyway, it. There is a thing of, like, how I. How well Ike's doing, you know?

[Colton Dunn]

Yes.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. And how well.

[Colton Dunn]

How well Key and Peele are doing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

Jordan is.

[Colton Dunn]

Jordan, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Keegan.

[Colton Dunn]

Did you forget his name?

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Colton Dunn]

Keegan. Michael Key is doing great. Jordan's doing great.

[Andrew Santino]

Keegan's doing great. Is that her?

[Guest/Comedian]

Oh, perfect.

[Colton Dunn]

Hey, Katie, how you doing?

[Shannon Maldonado]

I'm good.

[Advertiser/Host]

How are you?

[Colton Dunn]

I am great. I'm here with Bob. I'm here with Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

You remember me? I do, of course.

[Katie Dippold]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you hear me? I'm in a loud restaurant right now.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah, so I, I. Katie, I. I'm on Bobby's podcast right now, and we've been talking for about an hour, and he's asking me about the stuff that I've been working on, and I told him that I was working on Widow's Bay, and he goes, no way. And he's like, I love that show. And I go, oh, yeah, it's great.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the best show of the last five years I've ever seen.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay, hold on, though. Wait, don't get so excited. Because then I go, I go, yeah, it's so great.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Great.

[Colton Dunn]

And Katie does a great job. And he goes, katie's writing on that show, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I didn't know Katie. I didn't read that. I didn't read the opening credits. Okay, I apologize. Congratulations. What a great show. You've never rooted for me. Wait, I never wanted anything good to happen for me. No, I'm. Congratulations. Congratulations for all of us. Well, I love you, man.

[Katie Dippold]

I appreciate it.

[Colton Dunn]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Colton Dunn]

And I love the show. Everybody here loves the show, Katie, so, so congratulations, Katie.

[Advertiser/Host]

Oh, he's upset.

[Colton Dunn]

Spoiling the show on the podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. Every. Yeah. And start writing season two because we can't wait. I'm honestly so flattered because I feel like I. It's hard for me to imagine Bobby watching the entire show and not being distracted, so I take this. Give me the phone. All right, Katie, let me just say something. Okay. Let me just say something. Okay. That I was watching the show going, this is the best show I've seen in five years. It's got the perfect amount of horror and also humor. The casting was perfect. It's a perfect show. Show. Okay, now I feel like someone has taken over Bobby's. No, no, no, I'm being real. But I had no idea your involvement. This is so nice. Thank you so much. Okay, bye.

[Guest/Comedian]

Said.

[Colton Dunn]

Bye, Katie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Hung up the phone. Yeah, yeah. So, wow. Everyone watching Watch Widows Bay.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. Bring that tiger belly army. There, there.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you. The only thing I have an Audience.

[Colton Dunn]

No, he said, like, it's a big show right

[Andrew Santino]

opposite my favorite.

[Colton Dunn]

It's like whatever I say. He's like, hold up.

[Bobby Lee]

My favorite part about that conversation is when he said, I'm. Congratulations.

[Andrew Santino]

Congratulations. Like, is he very.

[Colton Dunn]

A stroke?

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's just the way I'm, you know. Yeah. A trauma response.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. It reminded me of defensive.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, hot dog.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh,

[Shannon Maldonado]

hot dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. John Crane. Thank you. John Crane.

[Advertiser/Host]

You're saying you're proud of your cast?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It's, you know, to look back and we were just all kids and, you know. You know, it was our first. I don't. I don't know about you, but it was my first job.

[Colton Dunn]

Yeah. No, it was my first job writing on television.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So it was like, you know, and you just look around, you never think. Think at the time, you know, that people are going to have these big, long careers. And now when you look back, you go, oh, wow. You know, that's. I'm proud of that fact, you know, I mean, because, you know, you know, SNL was always, you know, the top dog. And I felt like we didn't get the respect at the time. No promotion at all. We never had a billboard. Yeah. We never saw a billboard for MAD tv. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. And we got no promotion and. But the talent that came from that was just. It's awe inspiring. Yeah, yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're a part of that story.

[Colton Dunn]

You, too, man. You did a great job.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Colton Dunn]

Performers, you know, left there. It's a tough.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a tough. It's been tough come out of.

[Colton Dunn]

And. And I feel like you've done a great job.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I mean, we're survivors. Yeah, that's.

[Colton Dunn]

I mean, you know. Sure.

[Guest/Comedian]

What do you mean?

[Colton Dunn]

We survived.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No, no, like the lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go to Catalina. Yeah, yeah. I'm Catalina. You. I've walked.

[Guest/Comedian]

What? I've walked. I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I walked far.

[Guest/Comedian]

I believe you.

[Andrew Santino]

And alone.

[Guest/Comedian]

I asked you the question and you were stumped by it. So I. I'm just.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I was so appalled by it.

[Guest/Comedian]

I was just trying to figure out. I'm trying to set the stage of. Oh, he's walked, you know, 30 miles.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

He could row it, probably.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I want you to take one of my comic books, if you'd like.

[Colton Dunn]

I'd love.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Take one of your comic books.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you, man.

[Advertiser/Host]

It's just a season 12 casters.

[Colton Dunn]

Oh, there they are. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Look at that. Look how young I was.

[Colton Dunn]

Mike Barinholtz. Yeah, he knows. You look so young.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Keegan.

[Andrew Santino]

Krista.

[Colton Dunn]

Michael McDonald. Krista Flanagan.

[Andrew Santino]

Nicole Parker.

[Colton Dunn]

Frank Cayetti.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

K. Nicole Parker. Jordan Peele Arden Marine. And Nicole Randall Johnson.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Nicole Randall Johnson. Yeah. Colton, congratulations.

[Colton Dunn]

I'm going to take this.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I want you to take it. It's a real comic. I. I believe it.

[Colton Dunn]

Looks real. Feels real.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it feels real. And so I wrote it.

[Colton Dunn]

Awesome, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, too. So I produce as well. I didn't write that.

[Colton Dunn]

Wrote and produce.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no idea. I don't even know what it's about.

[Colton Dunn]

Are you serious? You didn't write it?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I came up with a.

[Colton Dunn]

But anyway, it's like an AI Thing.

[Andrew Santino]

It's an a. No, no, no, no, no. This is a real. We spent years on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Anyway, Colton, I'm after this. I'm gonna get your number.

[Guest/Comedian]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna start a texting relationship.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah. I felt bad because at the Larry David premiere, right. I was like, oh, he's texted me. Because I. I would definitely text you back. Back. But this is what happens. I. If I don't have the number, save, I don't read it.

[Colton Dunn]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So that's probably what happened. Yeah. And it's possible.

[Colton Dunn]

I think what was weird about it is that we had texted back and forth.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Guest/Comedian]

Let me just known each other for.

[Colton Dunn]

How about this? Why don't I text you right now and let's see what happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Advertiser/Host]

Love this.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see what happens. He's still texting. He has to send it first. Yeah. It's not saved. You said, oh, hot dog. I'm saved right now.

[Bobby Lee]

See, Whose fault is that?

[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

What is this proving I don't have your number.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Colton Dunn]

And if you scroll back in there, you'll find one that's like, hey, man, I developed this show for you.

[Advertiser/Host]

Wait, please.

[Colton Dunn]

I'd love for you to get together with me and Joel Zadik and talk about.

[Andrew Santino]

There was no. Because you would think that there would be a table text before, but he never texted me.

[Colton Dunn]

Well, it was so old. They. It erases after a few years here.

[Andrew Santino]

Does it really?

[Colton Dunn]

Message.

[Advertiser/Host]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good point. Anyway, give Cole a round of applause.

[Guest/Comedian]

Lonely.

[Katie Dippold]

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[Andrew Santino]

Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. And I'm Bobby Lee. And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement, we throw trivia at them, we hit them with absurd challenges. And then just when they think they know what's happening and we blowed a whole tang of pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos.

[Bobby Lee]

It's comedy.

[Andrew Santino]

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