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David Koechner
What year did you do MAD TV?
Bobby Lee
I went. I was from 2000 to 2008.
David Koechner
Okay. Oh, wow.
Bobby Lee
Nice.
David Koechner
Eight year run.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I did an eight year on.
David Koechner
Yeah, nice. I had SNL in 95, so I remember like all the people, the sketch shows that were happening at that time and who's.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, who's right?
David Koechner
You know, you know.
Bobby Lee
Have a feeling that you guys didn't like us.
David Koechner
I didn't. Well, the thing is we're on Spotify video.
Bobby Lee
Hey, Tiger Bell video Now available to watch on Spotify, everybody. Spotify premium users get fewer ads and more eyes.
Kat
We love fewer ads and more eyes.
Bobby Lee
We love more eyes. Yeah, get the third eye.
Andrew Santino
Fourth.
Bobby Lee
More watch videos and watch it. Oh, let's get into some meditation. What do you think?
David Koechner
Is that what this. That's what this podcast.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it is. It's a self help spirituality podcast.
David Koechner
I like it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Plus graphic novel.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Plus graphic speaking in tongues, ladies and gentlemen. Oh boy, what an episode we're about to have. Why is this Philadelphia Asian standing there?
Andrew Santino
Question.
Bobby Lee
Why Philadelphia the movie we had to cheat up in your face.
David Koechner
We already had it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. We have a sick Asian guy. Can you sit down, Sikesh? Thanks.
David Koechner
Tend to band together, huh?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, Denzel's still in the part two, but like, you know, you're the sick one. Anyway, welcome to the podcast. My name is Bobby Lee. I'm your host. I am your leader for tonight.
David Koechner
And sensei.
Bobby Lee
And sensei. Yeah, I was talking about the offshoot of the Lee Karate.
David Koechner
Yes, sure.
Bobby Lee
Slash kung fu.
David Koechner
Martial arts.
Bobby Lee
Martial arts in general, yes. And you know, I grew up with the karate from my family.
Kat
Can you do somersaults?
Bobby Lee
I cannot. No, we do different moves. Like you know, neither little person. Yeah, yeah. You can't say the M word anymore.
David Koechner
Right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Why? Why?
Bobby Lee
Why do it right, you know?
David Koechner
I mean, why all slurs are gone.
Bobby Lee
Oh, they're all good. They are all gone.
David Koechner
It's good.
Bobby Lee
It's a good thing. It's a bad thing. It's a good thing. It's a bad thing.
Kat
They still are. Our podcast.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. But we're trying to weed it out of this one, right? Yeah, yeah. Slowly but surely.
Andrew Santino
We are.
Kat
You know what?
Andrew Santino
I start small.
Kat
Whiplash.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
We have beautiful guests today. Beautiful. We have Sophie bottles. We're doing an order of most beautiful Sophie bottles. The first time you've done Tiger belly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome.
Kat
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
We have the old, you know, semen.
David Koechner
Oh, old.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Luke.
Andrew Santino
What?
Bobby Lee
Well, you've been. Just been here. You've been doing it every episode.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Okay. Thank you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. I'm not talking about Sea Fairer.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
David Koechner
You made it dirty.
Bobby Lee
That's not what I'm talking about.
Andrew Santino
He has young semen. Yeah.
David Koechner
You got some old semen on your. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Bobby Lee
He collects it. Yes. You have, you know, Clint Eastwood semen.
Andrew Santino
You do.
Bobby Lee
Yes, he does.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
He has a collection that would be
David Koechner
a really kind of odd, but very cool collection of semen. But nobody would want someone else to have. You wouldn't want someone to be collecting your semen.
Kat
No, but people do collect, like, Napoleon's penis and stuff.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sure that's what, $500 million I'd buy. Pay for that.
Andrew Santino
Of course.
Kat
I think people will start collecting semen. I think that's. And have it in, like, kind of ornate perfume bottles.
David Koechner
You are gonna have the best chance of being the. I mean that in the best way.
Bobby Lee
It'd be more difficult for us to collect that scene.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kat
It's actually interesting you brought that up. I brought a few jars. Yeah.
David Koechner
Hopeful.
Bobby Lee
Oh, jars.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
A lot of seals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, get Dick Van Dyke Simmon, because he's about to. He's still alive.
David Koechner
I know. He seems very well every time.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
Every time he pops up smiling.
Bobby Lee
Smiling. Yeah. But he's 101 now. No.
David Koechner
Is that what it is?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I think what it is.
David Koechner
Yeah. I remember they did have the. His hundredth birthday. They. Whatever. Okay.
Bobby Lee
The whites really age well sometimes, so want to die. But they. They. They go a long time.
Kat
Nobody's ever said that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That was the first time I've heard that.
Kat
Crazy.
Bobby Lee
No, not age. Like, in terms of, like, you know, I mean, they have. They look bad.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, but they live they live along.
Kat
Thank you for clarifying. No, because obviously they look bad.
Andrew Santino
The final form of a white person, I think, is looking shitty and old. So it's like you've been waiting for a white person to look like this the whole time.
Kat
He looks good.
David Koechner
He is in a hospital bed.
Kat
Good color on him.
Bobby Lee
But let's. Let's introduce our main guest, please. Anchorman, Movies. Television. Film legend to me. Legend. Yeah. David Keckner. Give him. Dave and I recently worked together.
David Koechner
Yes, we did.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Our first time we actually worked together.
Bobby Lee
The first time we've ever worked.
David Koechner
We've been knowing each other for years.
Bobby Lee
Knowing each other around the scene for years. Right. But the first time we worked together, and I don't think it came out.
David Koechner
No, no, it didn't. He called you, right?
Bobby Lee
He called me, yeah.
David Koechner
Yes. So we were honored enough to be asked. Honored to be part of Larry David's new sketch show for HBO, celebrating the 250th anniversary. Anniversary of this hellhole. Of this Whatever. This free country.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
This ironically free country.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Anyway, so then we both got a call about three weeks before the premiere.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
From Larry David.
Bobby Lee
From Larry himself.
David Koechner
And he goes, it didn't work. Yeah, I know why.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is that his. That's his voice.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Didn't work.
Bobby Lee
It wasn't funny enough.
David Koechner
Close impression.
Bobby Lee
That's how he sounded to me.
David Koechner
Can I. Can I take a whack at why I think it didn't work?
Bobby Lee
Me?
David Koechner
No, no, no.
Bobby Lee
That's what I. That's what I take from it.
David Koechner
No, no, no. Not at all. It was against his normal formula. So I thought about it for a minute. I'm like, why didn't it work? So not only Larry interrupts people's lives. In a way, he makes an intrusion into their life, but he's in a position where it does interrupt their life because of his peculiarities. I'm looking for Sophie to help me with words. But anyway, take another sketch. Here's the thing. In every other sketch, Larry inserts himself into people's lives and becomes a problem. Now, it looks like on our sketch, Larry's inserting himself in our lives and becomes a problem. But it's not because we don't need him.
Bobby Lee
Oh, right, right. We don't need him.
David Koechner
Had he said, I'll be right back with X, Y, and Z. Yeah. Then we would have the chance to be disappointed.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
But there's no stakes.
Bobby Lee
Right.
David Koechner
So the stakes for him was he's gonna lose big because he doesn't get in on the gold.
Bobby Lee
Ah.
David Koechner
But that wasn't enough drama to sustain the sketch.
Bobby Lee
Well, I didn't think of it that way.
David Koechner
I didn't either.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, I thought of it. No, well, you did.
David Koechner
Well, I didn't until after he said. He said it just didn't work.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
But I then gave it some thought, like, oh, because he went away from his force.
Bobby Lee
That's not how I took it. I took it like, oh, I was terrible.
Kat
No, it's important to take all editing personally. Yeah, I like that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. No, because here's what I thought I up at is I was interrupting, trying to be funny.
David Koechner
That's okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And I think at one point they're like, yeah, it's not like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that note. I didn't get that note. Yeah, yeah, I got that note.
David Koechner
Listen, we're improvising.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So it's all fair. And that's the guy. The note doesn't shut it down.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
What it does is it reminds us. Okay, here's where you want me to this lane. Okay, Very good.
Andrew Santino
Right.
David Koechner
Let's define the lane that I can just. Mine. Ha.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Okay.
Kat
Turn taking. That's fun.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, it was turn taking. Yeah. And sometimes they were like, it's too fun. Like, it was too, like. You're trying. It's about David.
David Koechner
Larry, right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's about Larry.
Kat
Oh, you were outshining him. That was the problem.
Bobby Lee
No, no, that's.
David Koechner
No, no, no, no, that's what it was.
Andrew Santino
Wow, Bobby.
David Koechner
That's what I was saying.
Bobby Lee
That's what I was saying. I read it wrong.
David Koechner
Was not within the plot.
Bobby Lee
Yes. That's probably more so what I took from it. I didn't. When he called me, I didn't think that. It's just. When I went to the premiere and I saw all the other sketches and I went, oh, you know, I should have played it more straight.
David Koechner
Well, but that wasn't. I don't think that was the problem.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
I think it was that that particular formula didn't work because we didn't. He wasn't interrupting our lives. Yeah, he did, momentarily. But not in such a way that we didn't need him. He normally comes into people's lives and he turns the apple card over and they're all sitting there going, why? Right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
But that's not the case with this one. I didn't make it to the premiere because. Mike, I got the days mixed up.
Bobby Lee
What?
David Koechner
Yes.
Bobby Lee
I didn't see you there.
David Koechner
I know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Well, that's not true. Actually, I told this young man something.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. Tell him. Wait, wait, Luke, tell. Tell me what. What David said.
David Koechner
Well. But be nice.
Bobby Lee
Okay, Well, I.
Andrew Santino
Actually, I. There was a scheduling error.
David Koechner
A scheduling error. Oh, good.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Okay.
David Koechner
Very good. Because I've got a pretty full life. I got the five kids, and I travel every weekend.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And so I think I was expecting a little bit more of. Notice that. Hey, remember you got that big thing tonight. Ah, pretty big deal.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
I mean, of all the things I'd like to do in my life, that would have been one of them.
Bobby Lee
Yes. It was a great time.
David Koechner
Were the Obamas there?
Bobby Lee
They were not.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That's why I went.
David Koechner
That makes it easy. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
That's why you went.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Because they weren't there. Because they weren't. You thought they might be there?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
Obama's kids were at the Comedy Store the other night.
Bobby Lee
Really? No daughters.
Kat
Yeah. And I was sitting in that back booth in the main room watching the show, and I was there with my friend, and my friend had just hooked up with a comic, and we saw him.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
And we.
Kat
This is relevant. This is relevant. This is relevant. So he was, like, walked into the room, and we clocked him because we wanted to see how he was going to act after they hooked up. And then he just kind of, like, walked by and didn't really talk to us. And then I followed him out to give him a piece of my mind. And then I went up to him, kind of coming in hot, and he was like, oh, my God. I freaked out.
David Koechner
That's.
Kat
That's Sasha and Malia. Right. Right next to you. And I was like, oh, okay. And so then I went in and I told my friend, and then we would just watch them watch the whole show the whole time. It was actually a very happy ending.
Andrew Santino
Is there.
David Koechner
Is there security with them?
Kat
I think so. But they were hanging back.
David Koechner
Yeah. I mean, they let them live their lives.
Kat
Yeah. They weren't. They weren't in the booth.
David Koechner
That's such a difficult life to have forever.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Especially because on top of it, you're a young lady.
Kat
Sure. I think all young ladies should have security.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That is true.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
You got to get that security and all right. Should also get their menstrual cycle off. I do believe that.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Like, you don't have to go to work.
Kat
Oh, yeah, Yeah. I thought you meant off. Like, turn off.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Kat
No, no.
David Koechner
Like, you should have that time off.
Kat
Thank you.
David Koechner
Every month.
Kat
Thank you.
Andrew Santino
You know what? You turn it off too.
Bobby Lee
Whoa, dude. I don't like your hat.
Andrew Santino
Free women. Free them.
David Koechner
You're dial on that thing.
Kat
You guys feel pretty comfortable talking about menstrual cycles? Do you all have a sisters.
Bobby Lee
Daughter?
David Koechner
I have been married. I have three sisters. I had a mother. I have three daughters, so.
Kat
Wow, lots of blood.
David Koechner
No, it's all fine. Yeah, here's the thing. I love my daughter. We were at a wedding in Kansas City a year ago.
Bobby Lee
Whose wedding?
David Koechner
With my nephews.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
You don't know him.
Andrew Santino
You thought you were gonna say, like, Brad Pitt.
David Koechner
Oh, I see. I see.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Matt Damon's daughter or something.
Kat
I don't know.
David Koechner
But anyway, my daughter had. Had. I don't know how to reframe this, but she needed a tampon and she. She mentioned if. If I asked my dad for a tampon, it'd be here in under five minutes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Which is true.
Bobby Lee
No, how?
David Koechner
Because I would go get one from the front desk or whatever it took.
Bobby Lee
Okay, but what if there's no tampons around? Is there a situation where there's no tampons around for a month?
David Koechner
We're in the city.
Bobby Lee
Okay, you're in a city in a hotel.
David Koechner
Not a church. I'm sure there's one in a church. Of course there is.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
I mean, used ones are fine.
Andrew Santino
You know what?
Bobby Lee
There are some in here. In this. My house.
David Koechner
Of course there is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Let me know. Cause you. Obviously.
Bobby Lee
I have a girlfriend. You know what I mean? Jules is like my daughter. She probably has some. I just don't. They're not on the kitchen table. That's what I'm saying.
Kat
Everywhere.
Bobby Lee
Okay, let's move on from that. Okay, I believe you. I believe you.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Kat
My question to you, David, is how quickly could you produce a pad?
Bobby Lee
Oh,
David Koechner
it depends on where it is. I mean, we're at a hotel. It's the same situation.
Kat
No, you're in the country now. You're in the country now.
David Koechner
In the country. Well, I'm probably gonna just probably rip part of my shirt.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Get some hay. Collect some hay or something.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
That almost feels like putting the jacket on the puddle. So gentle.
Bobby Lee
You just take like a used T shirt and. And make something. Can you do that?
Kat
A lot of people do, like toilet paper if you're in a pinch.
Bobby Lee
Oh, you're in a. Oh, really? Yeah, it's. It is. Why?
Kat
It turns into like a very weird papier situation. It's not ideal.
David Koechner
Yes, I'm sure it comes up every day.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
We don't know. We don't experience.
David Koechner
Men don't. Men.
Kat
But men have hormonal. Hormonal cycles, too. It's just 24 hours instead of, like, months.
David Koechner
We do.
Bobby Lee
We do.
Kat
That's what men have most, testosterone in the morning when you wake up, and then it goes down throughout the day.
David Koechner
Where's mine?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, where's my pad?
Kat
So this is peak tea right now. I'm seeing peak tea from you guys right now.
Bobby Lee
I see. Wow. You know, having a girlfriend again, I realize the extra problems they have in terms of cramps.
David Koechner
Right?
Bobby Lee
You forget about those.
David Koechner
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. We forget about them because we never thought about them. Yeah. It doesn't happen to us every week.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I apologize for. They forget.
David Koechner
And, you know, it's much worse for some. Some ladies, I have a pretty easy
Kat
time, but I try not to, like, you know, put that out there too much.
Bobby Lee
Well, here we go. Science.
Kat
Don't like when you have a science.
Andrew Santino
Here we go.
David Koechner
Science. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So what's the orange?
David Koechner
I can't.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I can't.
Kat
I don't like this. I'm not into. Very upsetting.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's with the moon cycles as well. They're synced up with the moon like a werewol.
Kat
It is. It's like a tide.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but it's like a good werewolf, you know, not like a scary.
David Koechner
You wanted to get off this conversation.
Bobby Lee
Why?
David Koechner
Well, you said. Okay, let's move on.
Bobby Lee
I did. No, I do. I do. I want to talk about menopause.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. What is.
David Koechner
Let's talk about the premiere some more.
Bobby Lee
Let's step into menopause.
Kat
I see your periods. I raise you menopause.
David Koechner
I just realized that we're probably not. We're not going to be able to get back to it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Arleth, go back. Was this like a Pulp Fiction mov. Like p. You can go back.
David Koechner
Yeah. Now, did you. Did you have a plus one?
Bobby Lee
I did. My girlfriend. Wow.
David Koechner
I don't think I had a plus one.
Bobby Lee
You did.
David Koechner
Oh, I did.
Bobby Lee
Well, 100%.
David Koechner
You did. I messed up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
I heard recently that you have a girlfriend now.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I did. I just said it.
Kat
Said it so many times.
David Koechner
Girlfriend.
Kat
My girlfriend was saying that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Kat
Sorry.
Bobby Lee
I won't bring it up. I won't bring her up again.
Kat
No, it's just like, you want to talk about her.
David Koechner
Why not to be celebrated.
Bobby Lee
It should be celebrated.
David Koechner
I wouldn't have missed the premiere.
Bobby Lee
I scoured the room to see if you were there.
David Koechner
Oh, I would have found you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Well, I mean, we were all clumped together over cast. Wow. No.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
It was like, you know, my castle, you know, I mean. And Vince Vaughn was like, over here. And it was. We're all kind of. Yeah. In a little group.
David Koechner
It'd been fun. Wow.
Bobby Lee
It would have been. Yeah.
David Koechner
I was very disappointed.
Bobby Lee
It's okay.
David Koechner
I know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I mean, you've been a bigger premieres.
David Koechner
Have I?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. The anchorman premiere.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Those are huge.
Kat
Premieres are fun.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Come on. We're trying to say it's out of English.
Bobby Lee
It was one of the better. But premiere, because it was. There was community there.
David Koechner
Yeah. That's the thing. You just. You might come across someone's mind because it is a networking.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it was a networking opportunity.
David Koechner
I never seek those out because it
Bobby Lee
was all of us and we were actually. Before it even came on, we were laughing so hard and just bonding for
Kat
life in a way that you only could if you were there.
Bobby Lee
It felt like pure life there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
And it was like, choose my life.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Okay.
David Koechner
Not the. Not the one.
Bobby Lee
I'll be honest with you. And I don't want to, you know, rattle any feathers. Is that a term?
Andrew Santino
Rattle. Rattle the.
Bobby Lee
I don't want to rattle any feathers.
David Koechner
It might be ruffle.
Bobby Lee
Why? I said. I said. Right? You can rattle them.
David Koechner
You can rattle them.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. You can do all kinds of things.
David Koechner
You rattle morale, throw a snake at it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That is absolutely true.
David Koechner
Yes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. I had to think about that for a second.
David Koechner
That's probably one of your karate moves.
Bobby Lee
But anyway, it really is. And you pull it back. Okay. So anyway, Baby belt is for you. For you. Baby bills. It's for you.
Kat
For you.
Bobby Lee
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Kat
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Yeah. Student loan payments, all kinds of stuff, man. Also, big companies like SoulCycle, SoulCycle. First, number one, download the Bilt app. That's number one. Number two, link any credit card or debit card to the app so purchases at your local spots become even more rewarding. We love rewards, do we not, as a human race?
Kat
100% yeah.
Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Kat
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
It was one of the better human experiences of my life. Wow.
Andrew Santino
My God.
Bobby Lee
Why are you rubbing in his face?
David Koechner
That's fine.
Bobby Lee
I think, if I really think about it.
David Koechner
You've heard of the book the Road Less Traveled? That's my life.
Andrew Santino
I used to be an assistant and I.
Bobby Lee
To whom?
Andrew Santino
An agent to a holly Hollywood agent. And I. I messed up so much stuff. My boss missed so much stuff.
Bobby Lee
It was. Did you get fired? Be honest.
Andrew Santino
He was the nicest guy ever. So, like, I didn't get fired, but, you know, a normal, regular person would have fired me for sure.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it was.
David Koechner
You must have been very young.
Andrew Santino
Young. This is about a year ago, maybe two years ago.
David Koechner
You look very young.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's very young.
Kat
You messed up. That was really bad.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. One time I sent him to a meeting in New York and I sent him to the. I looked up the address, copy paste it. Sent him, said, go to this address, blah, blah, blah. He goes, gets there, shows up. It's a Chinese restaurant. It's like not the office at all. He calls me and is like, where did you get this address? Which was, you know, through intuition. I knew this means he's probably in the wrong place. No one ever calls you and goes, where did you get this address? I'm in the exact right spot.
Bobby Lee
No. How are you feeling at this point?
Andrew Santino
I panicked. I was like, I couldn't breathe. I was like, oh, this is really bad. I just started working for him too. And he was in Brooklyn and the actual address was in Manhattan, right across the street from his hotel. He had to take a 45 minute train ride. He ended up being two hours late for the meeting. He. I sent him to the right address. He gets there, he's like, what floor is it on? I'm like, floor. Like, I don't realize that in New York, like everything's on a floor. It's not just like the address. And I had to call an assistant inside the building and they had to scream out the window to start screaming his name.
Bobby Lee
What agency was it? You could say it. Wow. You would think that it would be like a small, you know, big.
Andrew Santino
No, it's a big. Luckily, he was the nicest guy ever and was pretty Chill about it. But it was definitely like a huge. I mean, he was.
Kat
So other assistants help each other. Is there a network of, like, camaraderie? I mean, the yelling out the window is like, that. That's a pretty good move. General direction.
Andrew Santino
I, I, that assistant. I mean, it was. They help you for the most part.
Kat
Is there a general brotherhood?
Andrew Santino
Yes.
Kat
I'm asking.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
In New York, generally, this is. Think about this. Okay, right, there's got to be a floor. Right. And also a suite number.
Andrew Santino
Right?
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I messed up.
Bobby Lee
And as an assistant, if you don't know that, you're fired. Yeah. But also, like, you're fired.
Andrew Santino
You're the agent.
Bobby Lee
You, like, you know, they don't know anything. They don't know anything.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
They haven't given me anything in two years.
David Koechner
Here's the thing.
Kat
There was a period where I was, like, writing on a show and touring every weekend. And so I had an assistant during that period. And my agent also had an assistant, and my manager also had an assistant. And so my manager and I, both of our assistants were, like, unavailable for a week or two. And we were, like, walking around the city in diapers. We couldn't get anything together. Nobody can do anything.
Andrew Santino
It's crazy. I've gotten my boss, like, passports, last minute, all this stuff. I remember once he walked by the desk one day and was just like, like, you've been paying my credit card, right? And I was like, yeah, yeah, totally. And then I have to, like, figure out, like, okay, how do I get this guy's password and figure out how to start paying his credit card without him realizing I haven't been.
David Koechner
Why doesn't he have a business manager?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's an assistant.
David Koechner
Assistant.
Andrew Santino
I'm the assistant, so I do it.
David Koechner
I wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, I would have a business manager.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. In terms of that.
Kat
That's the thing you trust. You trust somebody with absolutely everything. Passport, bank stuff. Like, it's everything. It's so crazy. The reins you hand over when you can't handle doing it yourself.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, I have that. People doing things for me. I don't know how anything works.
Andrew Santino
Of course.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, well, I didn't pay taxes for. Remember? I didn't pay taxes.
David Koechner
We're going to edit this part.
Bobby Lee
We're going to edit this part.
Andrew Santino
Wait, you got to hear.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, this, yeah, yeah, this is going to be a car situation here.
Kat
What happened?
Bobby Lee
What? I didn't pay taxes in. When I was on Mad tv. I didn't pay any taxes.
Andrew Santino
You didn't know. You had to.
Bobby Lee
I didn't know I had to. Right. I thought it just automatically happened.
David Koechner
Well, in a way, it does. But you still have to file.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I never did that.
Kat
You know, a lot gets taken off, Right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's what I said. Did they take it?
Andrew Santino
What happened?
Bobby Lee
And then one day I was like, you know, everything shut down. My bank accounts, everything was shut down. And then all of a sudden, the irs. Yeah, the IRS took over. And then all of a sudden, I had to get, you know, I mean, a business manager to help me get out of it.
David Koechner
But I did, too. I got a $23,000 bill from the IRS.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Because I'd been. Because, you know, we.
Bobby Lee
We.
David Koechner
We're. We work a lot. And so you'll have, you know, how many different jobs in a year.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And so you've got all of these pay stubs and all these things to try to figure out. It is pretty complex.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I had hundreds and thousands of dollars.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God.
David Koechner
It was bad because you didn't pay for 10 years. So did you.
Bobby Lee
It was a lot. A lot.
Kat
So did you negotiate calls or, like, creditors weren't coming?
Bobby Lee
No, I didn't know. Well, I didn't never check the mail or, like, anything like that. Or my email, anything like that. Right. So I was, like, literally, like, in a bathroom, like, I thought I was gonna. I thought it was all over. Prison for 50 years. Like Al Capone.
David Koechner
They'll get you on taxes. If you've got syphilis, they'll get you on taxes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kat
In Canada, when you're. Because I was. I didn't pay my taxes for years either, because I was a Canadian stand. I was making $9,000 a year. Like, I had no. And so in Canada, when you're getting in trouble from the government, you get letters in the mail that are in a brown envelope. And I remember just always seeing them and just putting them straight into my buildings.
Bobby Lee
Recycling again.
Kat
Oh, Brown.
Bobby Lee
Brown at $9,000. I don't think they should touch it.
Kat
I don't think they should even contact me.
Bobby Lee
Exactly.
David Koechner
It's about the filing of it. It's not about paying it.
Kat
You sound just like them, David.
David Koechner
But that's what they're doing.
Kat
You should be part of the Canadian government. Sound crazy right now.
David Koechner
That's a reason for it. You probably would get money back.
Kat
You sound like my dad.
David Koechner
How old is your dad?
Kat
How old is my dad?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
Great question, and I hope you stay curious. What, like 60?
David Koechner
Like 60? You don't know how Old. Your father is. Do you. Do you guys not have a relationship?
Kat
No, we have a great relationship.
David Koechner
You don't know how your dad is,
Kat
how old anybody is.
Andrew Santino
How old.
Kat
How old is your.
Bobby Lee
Who are you, Dr. Phil? What's going on here?
Kat
How old is your dad?
David Koechner
He's passed away.
Kat
Well, lucky you. You don't have to know. You don't have.
David Koechner
Today's his birthday.
Kat
Today's his birthday.
Bobby Lee
Would have been. Would have been your face.
David Koechner
Yeah. Not even your face. It's Fin. I'm 63. Do you know what year your dad was born?
Kat
No.
Bobby Lee
Let me ask you. Can I ask you this question? Because I'm. I've been really thinking about my age. Okay. So I'm. I'll be 55 in September. Okay.
Kat
And you guys both look great, by the way.
Bobby Lee
Thank you. Thank you. When people say, you know, like what I mean.
David Koechner
Anyway.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, no, I want. I want to sink into this. Right.
David Koechner
All right.
Bobby Lee
Thank you.
Andrew Santino
You.
Kat
You're welcome.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Okay.
Kat
Are you not good with compliments, both of you?
Bobby Lee
I. Sometimes when they say it, I don't know if they're really.
David Koechner
Of course. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Are you really being real? Yeah. Okay, good. Thank you then. Thank you. But any. Thanks.
Kat
But who hurt you?
David Koechner
What happened?
Bobby Lee
What happened?
Andrew Santino
You did like a little.
Kat
Your body went into fight or flight.
Bobby Lee
I know, I know. So I'm 55. My. My body breaking down a little bit. You can just tell, like, you know, I mean, I'm trying to do a pull up. Right. And it's just like I'm done for like a week.
David Koechner
But you're trying.
Kat
That's Pull ups are impossible, first of all. So that's not.
Bobby Lee
They're very hard. Yeah. Because I got a pull up machine from Tik Tok. Alex set it up.
Kat
It's not a machine.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What's the machine?
Bobby Lee
It's not a machine. It's the bar. You don't turn it on. Yeah, yeah.
Kat
Right, right, right. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. You do dips, right?
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So, you know, and Alex was saying, just hang.
Kat
Yeah, just hang. It's good for your spine.
Bobby Lee
Good for your spine.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You know, and I can hang for what, four seconds?
Kat
That's great.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Kat
Hang out a little.
Bobby Lee
But anyway, my point is, is that, you know, do you. You're 63 now, right?
David Koechner
I'll be 64 in August.
Bobby Lee
Is there any. Can you tell me where the physical changes happen or.
David Koechner
No, you have to. You have to keep walking. That's all you have to do.
Bobby Lee
Like the Japanese.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And keep. Start smoking so. So the. The big thing is, is things come along. Like, you know, you just start getting in a belly that's harder to get. Get rid of.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, my belly.
David Koechner
You just have to start eating better
Bobby Lee
visceral fat, I hear.
David Koechner
Is that right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
I want to know when all the sound sounds start, because men make the craziest sounds.
David Koechner
Thank you so much for that. In your late 50s.
Kat
Everyone's pointing at me right now.
David Koechner
No, because it's a perfect thing.
Bobby Lee
It's perfect.
David Koechner
I have my act now because my dad used to make sounds.
Kat
Yeah. And you're like, I'm wondering when that happens.
David Koechner
And you're late 50s, I think.
Kat
Okay.
David Koechner
It's the first time. Let's stuff like this.
Andrew Santino
Now when you're sitting in the sink and stuff
Bobby Lee
say.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So the old Korean men in the spas do this sound. Okay. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. Okay, I go, I go, I go. And they. They touch. I don't know what it means. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I don't know what. Can't barely speak Korean. But it's. And then they touch a. A part of their body. Right. So they go. I go, I go, I go. Right. I go, oh, his head hurts or whatever. Yeah, but that's a Korean sound, you know. Oh, right, right. What's an American sound? That one.
Kat
Yes. The throat clear.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that sound. What is going on in that sound?
David Koechner
It's effort for no reason.
Kat
I see.
David Koechner
I see unnecessary effort.
Andrew Santino
A car sputtering. Like, it can't really get going when you're starting it.
Kat
Start a lawnmower.
Andrew Santino
Exactly. Going up a hill. Manual.
David Koechner
My dad would lift stuff and go, all right. Oh, so is it.
Bobby Lee
It's pain related?
David Koechner
No, no, not at all.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah. Tell me the physics and the sense.
Kat
I think they're doing it for attention.
David Koechner
For me, it's involuntary. I'll catch myself and go, oh, my God. Or my kids will say, dad, you're making so many too many noises.
Kat
I had to talk to my dad about sighing in movie theaters.
David Koechner
Oh, yeah.
Kat
Go to a movie. And he would, like, really, I guess not enjoy a trailer. And he'd go, ugh, yeah, yeah. But he's like. Doesn't even notice that he's doing it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I'll say pass. Like some trailers. Oh, my God. I'm just like, pass ass.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Like, how do you make that?
Kat
But sometimes you're like, smash.
Bobby Lee
All right. A lot of it's smash. Yeah, yeah. Now let me say something. Did you guys see the Odyssey?
David Koechner
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yes.
David Koechner
Did you see it on 70? 70 what?
Andrew Santino
An.
David Koechner
But I said it on. I said 70.
Bobby Lee
Some of us can't afford 70.
Kat
Yeah, no, some of us are working class. No, no, it's just that I got it amc.
David Koechner
They started selling it a year in advance. They've been sold out.
Kat
I know. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
I said at the Regal in North Hollywood.
David Koechner
Okay.
Kat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
It's nothing.
Kat
I saw it at the Grove.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That's nice.
David Koechner
I haven't seen it yet.
Bobby Lee
You haven't seen it?
David Koechner
No, I wanted to go with all the kids, so that's tough to organize.
Bobby Lee
Okay, but you want to see it in 70?
David Koechner
I'd like to.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And I think thank you for following my lead on 70. We're too hip for this room, but, yeah, that's a great experience. We saw. What's the last one from Nolan?
Bobby Lee
Oppenheimer.
David Koechner
Yes. Oppenheimer in 70. In. Where were we? Glendale. And my kids were just kind of fighting to go. They didn't want to go. They were resisting. Yeah, but I'm like, you're going to. They loved it.
Kat
Well, how old are they?
David Koechner
Well, see, so Charlie's 27, Margaret's 24. Sergeant and Audrey are now 20, and Eve is 50. 13. So this was two years ago. So then subtract.
Kat
Good spread. That's a good spread. And everybody's got lots of stuff going on, so that is hard to rank.
Bobby Lee
That's very hard to rank.
David Koechner
Eva's at sleepaway camp, and she's an lit, not a cit.
Kat
I always thought leader in training.
David Koechner
Thank you. Because I. I asked her, I said, what's lit mean? I said, is it litigant in training? She goes, what's a litigant? I'm like, you're my smart girl.
Kat
You're the smart one.
David Koechner
She is. I have to tell a quick story. May I?
Bobby Lee
You could do whatever you want. You're the guy. You're our honored guest.
Andrew Santino
This is quick.
David Koechner
I just had to brag a little bit.
Bobby Lee
You say make it quick.
Andrew Santino
Well, he said, I want to tell a quick story.
David Koechner
Do you remember the. The national walkout Day earlier this year was January? We weren't supposed to go to work.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So I got an email that day. I was in or buy anything.
Bobby Lee
Right, right. Yeah.
David Koechner
I was in Louisville, Kentucky, that night.
Bobby Lee
I bought so much that day.
David Koechner
Did you? Because you're the. You're the real ladder.
Bobby Lee
Ye.
David Koechner
So anyway. And he didn't need it.
Kat
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's like, you could have bought it. It's under urgent purchase a ladder, but
David Koechner
you are a roofer. So anyway, I got an email from the her school that there had been a walkout, like they. You know, in solidarity. And then Eve calls me later that day. She goes, dad, did you hear about today at school? I said, yeah. She goes, do you know who started it? I said, no. She goes, I didn't. She's a friend. Freshman.
Kat
Wow.
David Koechner
And then I go, they have Dad's club, so like four times a year, we'll come and cook lunch for the girls, right? And this woman came up to me. She goes, oh, you must be Eve's dad, because her face is your face. Which is true. And she hates it. But she goes. She goes. That day of the walkout, the speech she gave. I said, speech? Wow.
Bobby Lee
Right? That's great.
Kat
She's leading a whole, like, Lord of the Flies thing. That's so exciting.
David Koechner
That's so cool.
Kat
And have you all always tried to maintain, like, an anti government household?
David Koechner
Not anti government, but good capitalist or
Kat
like, what is the. Why is she such an anarchist?
David Koechner
Be a good person.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
David Koechner
And that should align you with all the right ideals.
Bobby Lee
No, that gives me hope, actually, David. No, no, I'll tell you, because you hear a lot of. You know what I mean, young people staying in basements.
Kat
You know what I mean?
Bobby Lee
The lonely epidemic thing that's going on with young men, you know, and then you see that to you. What are you talking about? That's something I see.
David Koechner
I understand.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do this to me.
David Koechner
I didn't mean. I wasn't doing it to you. I was doing it to the idea that these men are. You know, that's a choice to disengage. And that's. Now that's where this darn thing needs to go away.
Bobby Lee
It destroyed everything.
David Koechner
Finish your thought.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, well, I will. Thank you.
David Koechner
I'm sorry I interrupted like you the way you did in the Larry Davis.
Bobby Lee
Oh, so you held a resentment.
David Koechner
You knew.
Andrew Santino
So you knew he was.
Bobby Lee
You held a resentment.
David Koechner
Yeah. Oh, my God. It was a call back, and I. I never even noticed it. You brought it up, and that's something that never even crossed my radar. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What's. I'm quick here, you know, so I don't even know what I was ranting about. What was it? Oh, the lonely.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So what I'm saying is that, you know, it gives me hope because, you know, at least on my, you know, algorithm. Right, right. You see a lot of dystopian things going on with young people. Right. And for me to see young People really take initiative and become a leader like your daughter. And like, that gives me a lot of fucking hope.
Kat
I think that it's actually not as bad as everyone was saying it is. Because a lot of those kids that were like, weirdly socially affected by Covid, by missing like a chunk of socializing years with COVID are now starting to enter the age where they can like drink alcohol and stuff. And everyone's always talking about how. How like Gen Z doesn't drink alcohol. And it's like, because they were children, right? And so I think as soon as they start like going to college and partying and drinking and having sex with each other, because that's also a big part of it, they're just like, not. But I think as soon as they. And no matter how many times I ask them to. And so I think that as soon as these kids start drinking alcohol. What is this?
David Koechner
They put up a picture. Sorry, what are you doing? This is a picture.
Bobby Lee
Not the right time. I could have done this like five minutes ago.
David Koechner
Look at that. In a second.
Andrew Santino
So who's drinking and fucking and.
David Koechner
No, no, that's me and my kid.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So no one. Go ahead.
Kat
That's nice.
David Koechner
I took them to Ireland last year. Last summer.
Andrew Santino
It does sound like the. The daughter who is staging a walk out and giving a speech like. And staging like a revolution is the scariest person to ask to go see Oppenheimer with you. Just like. So the movies.
Bobby Lee
Under no circumstance did you finish your point or.
Kat
No, my point was just I think as soon as they start drinking, a lot of the weirdness that we're worried about with that generation is gonna mellow out. Cause they're weird socially and they're not having sex with each other. And I think alcohol will smooth that out.
Bobby Lee
Oh, wow. Yeah, good point.
Andrew Santino
Alcohol is the answer.
Kat
Alcohol is always the answer.
Bobby Lee
Yes. Yeah.
David Koechner
Too much of the answer for me.
Kat
Depends how much you question, really.
Bobby Lee
Well, so while five children.
David Koechner
Five kids. There's Charlie on the right, and then Audrey is one of the twins and then her twin brother Sergeant's all the way to. To the left on our screen. Yeah. Then Margot is the 24 year old. And then there's our champion, Eve.
Kat
Wow.
Andrew Santino
Wow. It's a good squad.
Bobby Lee
It's a good squad. Yeah. And they look seem so happy.
David Koechner
Oh, we had a great time.
Andrew Santino
Is it hard to travel like with. With like a big family like that, or is it. Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
Expensive.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Kat
Does everyone get their own room?
David Koechner
No.
Kat
No. Okay, good.
Bobby Lee
Oh, people share the Brothers share.
Kat
I think that's a big part of a family trip is the accommodation should be like, everyone should have to share room.
David Koechner
Oh, yeah.
Kat
I think that's important.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
David Koechner
We just went back for a family reunion and they. They were resisting that because it's been a couple years, but, man, they had the best time. I've got. I'm from one of six. So there are 26 grandkids that. My. My parents have 26 grandkids, even though they both passed away. But anyway, they all bonded really hard.
Bobby Lee
But when they. When they. When your son goes, dad, I don't want to go this year.
David Koechner
Right.
Bobby Lee
Like a dad. Like, I was like, I got my own life. And like.
David Koechner
Plus it's over the 4th of July and the like, dad, like, LA is not the place to be on the 4th of July.
Bobby Lee
So what do you say when your dad.
David Koechner
I said it's important that we do this.
Bobby Lee
But DOD Dude, I'm going to arrive.
David Koechner
Why do you think he's going to talk that way?
Andrew Santino
I don't know.
Bobby Lee
I just. I made that choice. Can I make the choice? I'm not like you, Dodd.
Andrew Santino
I paint.
Bobby Lee
All right. I'm not an actor. Bad.
Kat
Oh, yeah. Okay. So are your kids. Do you. Are. Have they expressed interest in showbiz at all? And how do you feel about that?
David Koechner
I'm fine with it. Just do it. Go all the way. Go all the way.
Bobby Lee
Are any of them actors?
David Koechner
Not quite.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
One of them is kind of has been entertaining it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And with less pursuit. Now, if you want to go to Tick Tock. Sargento Underscore official.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
David Koechner
Sargent O Underscore official. He sings corridos, which is a Mexican form of style of Mexican music. He went, hey, that's chicken. No.
Bobby Lee
Okay, okay. Sometimes I. I got my skin. I know, but I know you could be half.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
David Koechner
With this skin. It's almost August.
Bobby Lee
I know.
David Koechner
I'm white as a sheet.
Bobby Lee
Like. Like Tom Segura is half Peruvian.
Kat
Well, isn't Louis C.K. mexican?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's Mexican too. You know what I mean? So what I'm saying, some of the whites are deceptive.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
David Koechner
No, not this one.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
Anyway.
Bobby Lee
Okay. This is your son.
David Koechner
There it is. Sargento Underscore Official. So he went.
Bobby Lee
Go to this one. I want to him sing or something.
David Koechner
There's a music video down below a little lower. But yeah, he's. You'll hear him sing. That's what he's doing in each one of these.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Go check him out. Yeah. That's awesome.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, go.
Andrew Santino
If you guys put the headphones on, you can hear it.
David Koechner
Oh. Oh,
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
You might as well be brown.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So he. He went to Latin America instead of college. When his sister went to university, he went to Latin America to do language immersion. And then his buddy's dad owns a recording studio in Van Nuys. And my son wanted to go back to Guatemala because he had jobs that he could do. But I heard him. This tape that he made. I say tape. It's not a tape, obviously. This digital record. This digital thing.
Bobby Lee
Story call tape, call tape.
David Koechner
And I said, you're not going anywhere, dude. You're staying here and following this through. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Right, right, right.
David Koechner
He did go back to Guatemala for two weeks. But, I mean, yeah, he's so. He's pursuing it. They have a. They have an event tomorrow night in Oxnard.
Bobby Lee
That's amazing.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah. So it's.
Bobby Lee
You seem like a great father.
David Koechner
I do. I try.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
That's all you can do is try. Now, look, now, I wish I. You do wish you could go back. Because you can't go back. I know you can't. Well, all you can do is what you do now. You can. I've told my kids, I said, if I have to apologize for anything, anything, have no fear. I will not fight you on it. I will apologize and then make amends.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Kat
And so how do you talk to your sons about, like, man stuff? Because I feel like that is, like, a really hard thing for dads to do sometimes. Because when you were their age, it was kind of different as it is for everyone.
David Koechner
Well, my parents are severe, were severely Catholic, so there was no.
Kat
Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
So, no, we talk about everything.
Kat
And so when did you choose that you were going to talk to your kids.
David Koechner
Kids about.
Kat
About serious stuff as opposed to, like, your.
David Koechner
Forever.
Kat
Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
From the beginning.
Kat
Like, I'm.
David Koechner
I'm too much. I'm always trying to give them advice.
Kat
Oh, you're trying to. You're too there emotionally. Yeah. No.
David Koechner
Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm 100. I. You put. Put on a commercial, I will ball my eyes out and they'll look down the couch like, yep, there he goes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. My dad was never. Not like that. He was very. Death was always the. And answer to everything.
David Koechner
What's true.
Bobby Lee
If you do you. I kill you.
David Koechner
Oh, he was going to kill you.
Bobby Lee
Everything was just that.
David Koechner
It wasn't. Death is an evil.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no, no. The eye.
David Koechner
Yes. I'm a homeless.
Bobby Lee
When you get old, I kill you. And then you're like, okay. These are things that I don't want to die. So I. I'm just going to do, you know what I mean? Things that he said.
Kat
But it becomes very simple.
Bobby Lee
It's very simple. Very simple. Yeah. If you go to Miko. Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
Oh, that's.
Bobby Lee
He would even do demonstrations of what it would be, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kat
So, yeah, to show that he's serious.
Bobby Lee
Well, he didn't speak a lot of English and he was like just an very angry Korean man.
David Koechner
North or South Korea?
Bobby Lee
North, obviously.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
David Koechner
I don't know. I don't know.
Bobby Lee
Obviously.
David Koechner
I forgot to read your bio before I came into the show.
Bobby Lee
Obviously, I'm an un. We changed it out at the border, but. But, yeah. So a father and then. But you have one person in the house now.
David Koechner
My house?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
No, no.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
They'll come around. So there's Charlie and there's, like, Sergeant lives with me, and Audrey's here for the summer now. I'm so happy because Eve just got a. The canopy bed and new. The new dresser and side table because she had. Had felt more comfortable staying in her mother's.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
And so when she said she wanted that, I'm like, bang. And then so she.
Kat
Oh, that's so funny. My parents were not together, and it was really like one of when, you know, when my dad found out that there was something maybe my mom wouldn't get me, he was like, this is how I win.
David Koechner
You do want to win?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kat
Oh, you want a tube top? Come on over.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, so.
Kat
Wow. No, no, no. He never touched me just to be camera. He never was attracted to me.
David Koechner
It was just tuc, though. Anyway, it'd still be a tube job.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. So. So there is. There is a, like, this little hidden kind of war that goes on in a divorce or. No.
David Koechner
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh.
David Koechner
Oh, we had fun. No, no, it's not fun.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it sounds fun.
David Koechner
No, it was. It was acrimonious. Still is.
Kat
It is fun. It is.
Bobby Lee
I think it's fun. Yeah.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I prefer not to have ever been there. But anyway.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of pain. I'm sorry.
David Koechner
That's okay. You get through it. You know, it's whatever. I just. It's.
Bobby Lee
Is all your children from the same wife?
David Koechner
Yeah. Okay, well, here's the thing.
Bobby Lee
Tell me everything real quick. You have to be quick about it because, you know, these are things that
David Koechner
I want to get out of here anyway. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Do you really want to get out of here?
David Koechner
You're not having fun? Kidding. Of course I'm having fun.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fun with you.
David Koechner
This is the biggest night of my life or day of my life. Bigger than any Larry. Larry David premiere. We got. We got married, and we got. We were pregnant in two months, which I didn't think about it. I thought she'd been on the pill for 10 years. People have trouble conceiving. Fertility is not our problem. But then she nearly dies during the childbirth because she had placenta accreta, where the placenta grows into the uterus. So as she's giving birth, this emergency C section, she's bleeding to death. And so they had to take her uterus, and they had to ask me, because I was the oldest white man in the room, what to do with her female birth.
Kat
And you put out your cigar.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Kat
Let me think.
David Koechner
Because they said, sir, you're too close to the oxygen tank. And so a couple doors blew off. So then. So she still had her ovaries. And so we actually had all our kids via. The rest of the four via surrogacy. So 100. Our kids. Just somebody else has to carry them, which is much more expensive.
Andrew Santino
Oh, wow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It sounds so expensive. Yeah.
David Koechner
Yeah. So anyway, that's how they all came about.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I. Wow. Wow.
David Koechner
That's why. That's why there's five.
Kat
That's so scary.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it sounds.
David Koechner
It was. It was. It was very scary. It sounds. Yeah. The day that we pulled eggs from her ovaries and come from my medical. Medical.
Kat
All right, I'll cross off my.
Bobby Lee
Cancel them tube tops juice. Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
So we got 11 embryos. So we used our first three, got her daughter Margot, and then they froze the eight into two groups of four. And so a couple years later, my. To me, I'm like, well, it wasn't necessarily the happiest marriage, but. But I'm from the Midwest. I'm like, I'm not going anywhere. So I. When. When the idea, like, let's try it again, I'm like, okay, whatever. I thought, you know, probably won't work. And that's when we got the twins.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
David Koechner
So it worked now for life.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
And then. So we had one group of four embryos left, and then she really wanted to try that, so I said, okay. And then boom.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
David Koechner
So I had my last child at 49, almost 50.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Whoa.
David Koechner
Yeah. Trust me. Trust me.
Bobby Lee
Well, I do trust you.
David Koechner
Yeah. I mean, the bone. You said, who? You, you, you, You. You expressed everything. That was Going on inside.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
Yeah. No, but you're right. Yeah, it's a lot.
Bobby Lee
That's a lot.
David Koechner
It's a lot. But I. I love it. I love, I love my kids and.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's worth it. Yeah, I believe it's worth it.
David Koechner
Someone asked me once like, you're divorced or your kids talk to you? Like talk to me? Yeah, they're mine. My daughters want me to live 40 more years.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I think you might have the opportunity with AI.
David Koechner
Well, I told you I couldn't sleep last night because I was looking at the phone right before I went to bed.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And then it's something. I'm doom scrolling. Of course you're not supposed to do that. And then my youngest plays Roblox and then I shouldn't even say that on the air. Yeah. And that thing is a disaster. You've heard of all the.
Kat
Yeah, there's pedophile.
David Koechner
Oh my God. They make them live stream some really horrible stuff.
Kat
Mostly pedophiles on robots. Roblox now.
David Koechner
Okay, okay.
Kat
No kids left.
Bobby Lee
I didn't even know what Roblox is. Explain to me Roblox right now. Right now. Explain.
David Koechner
It's a universe. A game universe. Good. You do?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What is it?
Andrew Santino
When I was younger, I played Roblox a lot. It's basically just like, almost like a Minecraft esque spin off where it's. You can play a bunch of different games in this emulator. It's almost like a mod for like a million other games. You can play Roblox, Call of Duty or like Roblox, like Tornado simulator where you go in and you're in this tornado thing. Or Roblox, come over to my house and hang out and you go, oh, okay, I'll play this one.
Bobby Lee
But do you create like a character or something?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you have like a little Roblox guy. A guy.
David Koechner
Oh, like an avatar.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's an avatar.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's an avatar. And you can go. You could play like. Yeah, like this is like, you know, riding your bike around in a neighborhood or whatever.
Bobby Lee
Or you.
David Koechner
It's interesting because the graphics are awful.
Bobby Lee
Yeah,
David Koechner
it's all about money. They make so much money.
Bobby Lee
Look at that money.
David Koechner
Because you've got it. You gotta buy RO rocks.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And where do you play? On your computer or could you play it on Xbox or they might have
Andrew Santino
added it to Xbox. But it's for the computer.
Bobby Lee
I want to play it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's fun. Roblox is fun.
Bobby Lee
I want to dominate it. Throw money at It. I'm gonna throw money at it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. And so your, your son plays this.
David Koechner
My daughter.
Bobby Lee
Oh, daughter.
David Koechner
I think that the other was Mike too. She's the youngest, so she got it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
But her, her, her account's private, so. Because.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
It wasn't until years later that I heard all the, this, these horror stories. She goes, dad, I've been playing it for six years. Wow.
Kat
But dad, I love him.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
You hear these horror stories.
Bobby Lee
Like I don't.
Kat
I. Absolutely. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Give me a horror story. Like what could happen.
David Koechner
What's his name? Sean Ryan has this one guy on all the time who's super bright and eloquent.
Bobby Lee
I love Sean Ryan.
David Koechner
And, and he. The, the guy who's on. Who's a name? I don't know. You know, I'm talking about the one guy. Guy that. He's like a super hacker. He knows everything that's going on with technology and he talks often about Roblox and what happens there. And once there was a dad as a daughter who's being threatened by the, the Roblox pirates and telling. Because she had lifted her shirt or something and they were telling her to keep doing or something like that. The dad walks in, they tell him something. I forget what it was. But he then leaves and let her. Lets her continue.
Bobby Lee
Oh my God. It's. Wow.
Kat
A lot of it's like blackmail and stuff like that. Like getting, you know, they get you
David Koechner
do one little thing. Curse. Curse for me.
Kat
Flash curse or flash someone or. Yeah. So I'm sure it's smaller at first. That's so smart, David, is to get them to curse first. Start building.
David Koechner
I'll tell your parents. Tell your parents if you don't.
Kat
Yeah, yeah. And then, and then it's like a lot of it is blackmail. It's very intense. So when I was like, like first, you know, 12 or like whenever you start catfishing old men online, I Would you do the same?
David Koechner
I thought I recognized the voice. Closed my eyes like. Sure.
Kat
We're saying we actually met in Canada first. That's right.
David Koechner
Oh yeah.
Bobby Lee
Tell me about that. Tell me about that encounter.
David Koechner
Well, okay, but real quick finish or story.
Kat
So I didn't do Roblox. We were like MSN messenger. And I forget there was another one that was also like. You made a little avatar. It was like real world or something like that. I forget what that one was called. But it was so much fun to be a 12 year old girl and talking to old men online.
David Koechner
Really?
Kat
Yes.
Bobby Lee
Why is it fun?
Kat
It's fun because especially at that time, nobody knew what we were using the Internet for.
Bobby Lee
Is Chris Hansen with you?
Kat
That was the time that all that stuff was happening because it was the perfect culmination of, like, the adults didn't know what we had access to on the Internet. We were kind of creating the early shady, cool corners of the Internet. Me and old men. It was, we had this exact. We had this incredible relationship. All my friends, it was like, it was like a big part of Internet use at the time for all of us. It wasn't just me. Wait, you did Roblox? You must be younger than me.
Andrew Santino
Well, there are. Yes. And there are those moments where you do something crazy on the Internet. And I just remember the feeling of, like, go. Waking up the next morning, like, going to school the next day, and just the dread of, like, what, what is going on my computer right now? You're just like, I'm dealing with like, the craziest shit of like.
Kat
And also, like, did I close it?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you, you, you do something. You're playing a game, and a guy just, like, sends you your address, Your home address.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, wow.
Kat
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You're like, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Log off. Go to school. You're just sitting there silently like, what is about paranoid?
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
My parents being murdered.
Bobby Lee
This is not, this is not what God intended. I don't think.
David Koechner
No, this is terrible.
Bobby Lee
This is terrible. It's killing us.
David Koechner
I just saw. I think there's. They're going to come out with a flip phone again. I can't wait, because I, I butt died. Tell everybody all the time, if I touch this damn thing, someone's getting it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
I mean, give me a number.
Andrew Santino
You don't have a coat, have you, on Roblox?
David Koechner
Yeah, but I just put it down. I forget to shut it off.
Bobby Lee
You gotta shut it off? Well, yeah.
Kat
How often is your flashlight turning on?
Andrew Santino
Oh, not that often.
Kat
Not that often.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Kat
More of a mom thing. That's more of a mom.
David Koechner
That's more of a really try to get it on.
Kat
My mom's flashlight is always on her phone. Hot to the test. Flashlights on every app is open. Brightness at maximum.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. My mom.
Kat
And then she's like, why is it slow?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, my mom's voicemail is. Hello?
Kat
That's like she's trapped in a well.
Bobby Lee
It's as if she was calling somebody.
David Koechner
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's her. Yeah, but she doesn't know anything. But I, I, I use that a lot. The flash, the big flashlight.
David Koechner
Oh, you do?
Bobby Lee
Oh, at night? Yeah.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's pitch black in my room.
David Koechner
I just bought flashlights.
Bobby Lee
What? You did?
David Koechner
Yeah. There was a four packet somewhere. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's an old art. It's a handheld flashlight, that is.
David Koechner
I put them in one of the kids rooms. Like, what's that? Yeah. So now what I do is I hold the light up above their head and say, license and registration.
Bobby Lee
That's a fun game for the old man. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
How did you guys meet? You guys met in Canada?
David Koechner
Oh, yes.
Kat
Okay, so when did we meet in Canada? Because I remember us meeting 2018. This actually was quite fun. So it was right after I moved to America. I got booked on the Great American Comedy Festival, and you were, like, the big headliner of that. Do you remember? It was in Nebraska and.
David Koechner
Oh, oh, oh, yes. Okay. In that one hall.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Yes, yes.
Kat
Yeah, yeah. And so it was like the. It was like the Johnny Carson Festival,
David Koechner
where Johnny Carson grew up in Nebraska.
Kat
Yeah. It was Johnny Carson's hometown. And it was such a fun, fun festival. And the shows were so good. But the thing was, they kept being like, okay, and then on this day in the morning, we're gonna go see Johnny Carson's childhood home. Did you go to that, too? Okay. So they bring us there, and we're all so excited. We're all jazzed. The whole comedy festival is like, it's Johnny Carson's childhood home. We're like, whoa. And so we get there, and it's, like, fully renovated.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God.
Kat
It's like, fully, like, fresh drywall and stuff like that. And we're walking around, and. And they're like. And then this is where Johnny slept. We think now it's closet, but. And then we're like, okay. And so. And it's like, obviously, of course you would do that. Like, at some point, it's like, someone's gonna update it. But it was. They had just really. And I don't know why I so much was picturing, like, Anne Frank's closet and then why I thought it was gonna be, like, preserved like this, like. And so they did, in the basement, have one. Like, the staircase, I think was preserved, and everyone could touch it, and it was very fun. I remember just being so shocked when we drove up, and it was just
David Koechner
like, a fully, like, very small house.
Kat
Finished house. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
David Koechner
But 2018, I was up in Canada shooting. The Headhunter is calling with. What's his name? For 300.
Kat
Gerard Butler.
Bobby Lee
Gerard Butler, yeah. Love Jerry. Nice guy.
David Koechner
William Defo. I Was so excited.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
David Koechner
And he was so much fun, and I loved him. But anyway, I got cut from the movie.
Bobby Lee
Did you really get cut from the whole movie?
David Koechner
Problem. This script had two story lines.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
One about this daughter dying of cancer. And what about this guy who's a headhunter? And it's just amazing language. The guy that wrote it. What's his name there? A great writer.
Kat
Mark Williams.
Bobby Lee
Bill. Bill.
David Koechner
Bill Dubuque. Yeah, Bill Dubuque from St. Louis, Missouri. Anyway, the language was so good. It was so much fun. And so I was in the office portion of the movie because where we worked as a headhunter, but they decided to put all the. The energy toward this. His little girl dying of cancer, which is supposed to. He has to make this choice of do I want to work my ass off or do I want to spend time with my daughter? So it just didn't work. It was the first.
Andrew Santino
First time a tale as old as Tom. Oh, God.
David Koechner
My first director, who I.
Kat
Daughter is starving outside right now.
Andrew Santino
Do I want to go to work or.
David Koechner
I don't think he knew how to. To finesse the story lines together. I don't think he never directed before. And it's pretty.
Andrew Santino
Did you now.
Bobby Lee
Did you get a call like Larry on this one?
David Koechner
Yes.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
David Koechner
I was on a plane to go do a really terrible movie in Pennsylvania and I thought he was kidding.
Bobby Lee
Who called you?
David Koechner
The director?
Bobby Lee
Oh, himself.
David Koechner
Yes.
Bobby Lee
And you thought it was kidding?
David Koechner
Yeah. I said, no, you're kidding.
Bobby Lee
And you got. Was it heartbreaking?
David Koechner
No, it's nothing you can do. The movie didn't play anyway. It just didn't work.
Bobby Lee
It didn't work.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So. But I got to work with Gerard and Willem to follow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Those are the experience you take away.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then more importantly, I met selfish. So I would. I would. I'd been doing stand up for a couple years by then. I think when I start 2011. I think I started stand up with when I had my fifth kid because I said I should never be out of a job. And with stand up, you can just always go. Go work. Right. So thank goodness I did good because that's all I got right now. I mean, movies don't pay anything. I'm going to do five movies this year.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And yeah, I've done so many independent small movies. Right.
David Koechner
There's no money.
Bobby Lee
There's no money.
David Koechner
There's no money. You do them.
Bobby Lee
I. I had one that I was about to remember the. You know, about to do. And the money was okay.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And then, like, I did hair, you know, I went into wardrobe, you know, did the whole thing. And then as it's leading up. Up financing.
David Koechner
It went away.
Bobby Lee
It went away.
David Koechner
Same thing. I've had that happen two or three times. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And it's gone. And then you're like. And then it's like. Anyway, so continue.
David Koechner
No, no,
Bobby Lee
I'm not a great host.
Kat
Well, I. I wanted to ask.
David Koechner
So we.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what's going on as
Kat
someone who very actively gets booked. Very talented actor when you're auditioning. Because I audition all the time. And then sometimes I. I'm like, whoa, I'm getting this. I better turn my ringer on. Better turn my flashlight on because I'm about to get this call and. Do you feel that way? Do you feel that way? And do you have one that you really, really thought you were gonna get and then it didn't go your way? Yes. Which one?
David Koechner
It was a movie. It's a disaster movie. And I prepared a lot for it.
Bobby Lee
Is it recent or. I wanna guess it.
David Koechner
You wanna guess it if you want to. It was not recent.
Bobby Lee
Twister.
David Koechner
No, no. It's a.
Kat
The day after.
Andrew Santino
Solid first guess.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Y.
Bobby Lee
2011.
David Koechner
The end of Days type movie. And so zombies, Cusack. I'll give you one. So anyway, I go in and I prepare for this. This audition. And I killed it. And the director.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And the producer and two casting directors. All four stood up and gave me a standing ovation. Never, ever, ever happened.
Bobby Lee
Booked it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
David Koechner
And so I called my agent, CAA at the time. I said, I got this. He goes, they just offered it to Woody Harrelson. So now we know why they gave me that standing ovation. Like, here's what you get.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I said, 2011. It's 2012. I'm so sorry.
Andrew Santino
Not a movie.
Bobby Lee
I saw the prequel. Yeah. Yeah.
David Koechner
But so to answer your question, yes.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Kat
And that's. So I. That's.
Bobby Lee
It was this movie.
David Koechner
Yes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
David Koechner
Didn't get it.
Bobby Lee
I. I. Can I be. He's great in it. He plays a madman.
David Koechner
He's in the motorhome.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He's a madman.
Kat
Do you not feel sour? I would. I would boycott this movie forever if
David Koechner
that happened to myself.
Andrew Santino
I think a couple people did. Honestly, I love it.
Bobby Lee
I love it.
Andrew Santino
You did?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. As disaster movies go, it was very good.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Kat
Yeah. I love a disaster movie.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It makes no sense. Like, the first. The first 20 minutes, it's all CG.
Andrew Santino
Nice.
Bobby Lee
Right?
David Koechner
I can't remember that's how much. That's how unimpressed it was. So it wouldn't have made. It wouldn't have made a difference in my career. It would have been some more money because there was a studio movie and you could have met some cool people and all that stuff. But there's always more.
Kat
Do you have the other direction, too? Like, did you have an audition that you felt, like, went really bad and then you did get it?
David Koechner
I can't remember.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I have empathy for your generation of comics because, you know, we grew up when you could get a big movie and people would see it and would get a theatrical release. Even comedies, you know, right now, you don't see comedy.
David Koechner
There aren't any.
Bobby Lee
There aren't any.
David Koechner
There aren't any.
Andrew Santino
There aren't any.
Bobby Lee
They're not gonna make any money on the box office.
David Koechner
Well, because they only want the global money. They want the global money. The American box office would come through. Or Netflix, but they only want the global dollars.
Bobby Lee
I know, but you're also competing against online comedy, right? Yeah. I mean. I mean, you two puppies, you know, me falling off a little bridge or whatever is as funny as. That was a bad analogy. You know what I mean? But, like, you know what I mean?
Andrew Santino
Well, what I. What I heard, one of the reasons that the comedies aren't doing as well is the loss of, like, DVDs, because a lot of comedies would make a ton of their money. They would do okay in the box office, but would make a killing.
Kat
I used to love buying comedy on dvd.
Andrew Santino
Yes. Oh, Napoleon Dynamite, you know, something. You know, whatever. It explodes on dvd.
David Koechner
Thanks for picking something.
Kat
I had.
Andrew Santino
I was, well, you know, anchorman.
Kat
So many DVDs. I had, like, one of those big. It was like, an album.
Bobby Lee
I had that, too. I had that, too. I had. I had a porn one, too. Oh, yeah? I had a porn one. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Kat
For porn DVDs, do they have the,
Bobby Lee
like, old ladies that would be.
Kat
Do they have the menu page? I'm so curious.
Bobby Lee
What do you mean other chapters?
Kat
Like, you know, Heather, sometimes they'll have, like, a funny, like, menu scene where you can, like, pick through, like, director's commentary. Yeah. Sometimes you fall asleep at a sleepover and it's running, and then it's, like, drilled in your brain forever.
Andrew Santino
Scar, you're like, oh, I didn't realize, like, she had a British accent.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
Oh, she's fancy. That's so funny. And so, Yeah, I loved DVDs and comedy movies on. That's such a Good point. That was like, such a good avenue.
David Koechner
And salary profit's gone.
Andrew Santino
Yes, but.
David Koechner
So. So it's either, you know, Netflix or nothing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Kat
But does Netflix release stuff to theaters or.
David Koechner
No, No. I mean, maybe. Maybe. I can't say no emphatically, but that's not their typical route.
Kat
No, of course. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
They try to do limited theater releases, I think, because they still want to get. In order to get awards, you have to release for like, 30 days in a theater.
Kat
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Like a month or something.
David Koechner
But that window's even closer.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's. It's getting smaller. And it's like.
Kat
Because you would think, like, everyone in the world has Netflix, so you would think that the, like, global sale. I'm sure the deals are different for streamer versus theatrical, but it's like, you would think that if something is released on Netflix, it does have the capacity to be seen by everybody in the same way.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, I was going back to what I was talking about earlier.
Andrew Santino
Two puppies falling off.
David Koechner
No, no, no.
Bobby Lee
This is called Picture. I'm sorry, sorry, I went on a tangent.
Andrew Santino
I get the reference.
Bobby Lee
You got the reference? Yeah, yeah. Not a bridge, but, you know, they're just slow, you know, falling down a hill or whatever. Is that better?
David Koechner
Who was.
Kat
He fell down a hill again recently? Jay Leno.
Bobby Lee
Oh, Jay Leno. Yeah.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
He fell.
Kat
Rest in peace.
Bobby Lee
And he would always. He's still alive.
Andrew Santino
Poor little.
Kat
Out for Jay.
Bobby Lee
He's at the store all the time.
Kat
But anyway, I just saw him there.
Bobby Lee
Okay, well, then you're not dead then.
David Koechner
But that's where we met in Canada in 2018. Just to wrap that one up. Just to wrap that one up. Just to wrap that one up. To wrap that one up. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Today is art. Yeah. It's pure.
Kat
That's five Kids. That's five Kids brain. You bring it back.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you brought it back.
David Koechner
The thing that you remembered was that we did the Great American Comedy Festival. And I remember. Oh, we met. And I remember. Oh, we also did that small room that night.
Kat
Yes.
David Koechner
And I tagged one of your jokes.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Wasn't too bad.
Kat
I probably still do it.
David Koechner
I don't remember.
Kat
I love Attack. I love. Some comics get really offended when other people give them. I love getting attacks.
David Koechner
No, no, no. After you were off stage.
Kat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
I mean, just like, bring it back up. Just get. It's a selfish way to get a laugh. Like. Well, that's gotta laugh. I'll take something from it, too. But I'd like To expand upon it? Not just.
Kat
No, I think it was the. The come. The cum rag joke, probably because, well, I was. I've been closing with that for. For, like, since I've been in America. And so it. I do think if someone goes up, like, right. Right after me, it's. It's kind of so graphic that you almost have to say something.
David Koechner
Was it. Was it something to do with your boyfriend? Probably at the time. I can't remember.
Kat
Probably.
Bobby Lee
You're married now.
Kat
I'm engaged.
Bobby Lee
Oh, good.
David Koechner
Congrats.
Bobby Lee
Congratulations.
David Koechner
We. We all wouldn't. We all wouldn't do that. That other room.
Kat
One at a time, please.
David Koechner
Anyway, yes, it was a fun time. And I. I don't. I don't. Have you seen the other kids that did the comedy festival?
Kat
Okay. So I didn't realize when I got there.
Bobby Lee
Oh.
Kat
Oh, wow.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Let me see if I've heard of any. No, no, there was.
Kat
Yeah, I remember.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, I know.
Kat
So there also was a guy that we met that was so nice, and he was so funny. Adam Jenser. And we got along really well, and he was like, so nice and so funny. And then later we became friends on Facebook and I didn't realize he was like, one of the big Gutfeld comment comics. Like, he's like one of the main guys that goes on Gutfeld. And I remember being so like, whoa, this is America. Because, like, in Canada, our most conservative politicians are left of Joe Biden. And so, like. And I was like, whoa, I met a Gutfeld person.
David Koechner
Wow.
Kat
It's real. And I mean, he's just. He's also just a comic. Like, comics are mostly all kind of in the same range, but I remember being very, like, shocked by that.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah. Bad choice.
Kat
Have you guys watched Gut Felt?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I love.
Bobby Lee
I hate it. I hate it too.
Kat
I'll put it on. I'll put it on. If I'm, like, on the road and I'm in the hotel room and got felt on, I'll put it on. Just to be like, what are they doing?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, yeah.
Kat
It's crazy.
Bobby Lee
Or the Five. I don't like.
Kat
What's the five?
Bobby Lee
It's another thing. But anyway, can we just go back to.
David Koechner
No.
Kat
What's the five?
David Koechner
It's another show on Fox.
Bobby Lee
It's another show on Fox where they think they're funny. Yeah, yeah.
Kat
Why are you so scared of the Five? What? What?
Bobby Lee
No, no, we're not scared. I'm not afraid of anything.
David Koechner
It's just. It's the different point of view.
Bobby Lee
It's a different point of view.
Kat
Your dad said if you watch the Five.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. You watch five, I kill you. Oh, you're willing to do it. The accent. I love that.
Kat
He was doing the eyes earlier, before you walked in there. I saw him.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. So what I was going to say, because I didn't forget, you know, is I just have empathy for you guys in a little bit, because you don't have the same road maps that we had. You know, I mean, that was sort of set in stone. You know what I mean? You do this, you do that, you
David Koechner
do this, and then, you know, maybe something else.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. And then the excitement of, like, you're on hold for a series regular on a show or you're gonna test for this pilot every year. You know what I mean? And that excitement, you don't really have. And I think that both of you are good examples of two young people that would have gotten that every year.
Kat
That's very nice of you to say, but I do want to point out that I've actually been doing stuff stand up since longer than you. I started in 2009, and so I actually was. I could have had.
Bobby Lee
Because you were.
Andrew Santino
That whole point did not work for her.
Bobby Lee
I know, But I'll tell you what, on her case, in her case. But she was in Canada for most of that time.
Kat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I knew. In America.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And they're not. And Canada, I just have to say, in terms of the structure there. Is unfair.
Kat
Yeah. No, you don't.
Bobby Lee
Is unfair. I think.
Kat
No, it's.
Bobby Lee
They don't. You guys get.
Kat
It's just really small and it's. Everybody consumes American media, and so there's not really like a push for Canadian made stuff. We don't have, like, a star system or anything.
David Koechner
Right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Right. Although if you're making a movie in Canada, there has to be a certain quota for Canadian actors.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
A certain number. Right.
Bobby Lee
Did you get in on that or. No, no, no, I did not.
Kat
I did not.
Bobby Lee
I mean, how do you guys.
Kat
I auditioned. I auditioned.
Bobby Lee
What's the path now for you guys? You think, well, first, what's the goal?
Kat
Step one, I do tiger belly. Step two, disaster movie.
Bobby Lee
Y. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
2011. Yeah, it's. It's definitely, I think, like, post clips and podcast stuff. Like, there really is, like, not a clear structure of. You kind of have to do it yourself, I think.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Kat
Yeah. I think that the thing is, coming from Canada, I feel like there's so many paths and it's like coming from Canada where it's so limited. I do come here and I am like, oh, there's a million opportunities. There's a million different paths that you take. If you don't get something that you're up for that you thought you were going to get, there's five other ways you could go to still get where you're trying to be. Like, it's so different that I feel like it's just like electric and everyone always talking about how, like, Hollywood's dead. But it's like, compared to Canada, especially right now, it's like, it's. The opportunities are endless.
Bobby Lee
Well, you're a paid regular now, right?
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Congratulations.
Kat
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
When did you get past?
Kat
A couple months ago.
Bobby Lee
That's amazing. How'd you feel when you got passed at the class?
Kat
I felt really good. I felt really good. And I think that like, part of like kind of starting your career over when you come. Because I had already been doing stand up for like 2009, 10, 12 years when I moved to America, and, yeah, I guess longer than that. And so a lot of, like, professional Canadian comics don't want to move to America because you have to restart. You have to start over. You have to do open mics, you have to do the three minute sets, you have to do kind of all these things that, like, when you've established yourself so much in Canada, it's kind of embarrassing. It's kind of a hit to your ego. But I'm. I'm down to do that. Like, I don't care. And so the work.
David Koechner
Right.
Kat
Yeah, yeah. And so. And you do move through it a lot faster than you did the first
David Koechner
time because you're good now.
Kat
But it is, it is kind of hard on the ego, I think, for a lot of people. And so it was like very, it was very gratifying because I did, like, show up and you have to, like, hang out and there's like a lot of like, steps to getting past at the Comedy Store that are different than other comedy clubs.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
And I think a lot of people, like, are just. Would not be down to, to do that.
Bobby Lee
It's tough.
Kat
But I don't mind. I don't mind. Like, I, you know, I'm a part of. Yeah.
David Koechner
See opportunity.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So, Dave, you're doing dates now?
David Koechner
Yeah. Like last year I did 50 weekends. Five kids. Five kids. Wow. Five kids.
Bobby Lee
I know, it's hard.
David Koechner
I can't imagine. Plus alimony.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. My rule is two weekends a month and that's it, you know, so it's
David Koechner
like, are you playing theaters or clubs right now?
Bobby Lee
I'm doing a theater run.
David Koechner
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
For you. So this thing. Plus you got this thing which is amazing. Amazing, right.
Bobby Lee
So you're doing 50 dates last year.
David Koechner
Yeah. I don't know how many I have. This year I'm gonna do a military tour of first time.
Bobby Lee
That's great.
David Koechner
Is that me?
Bobby Lee
That's you.
David Koechner
Okay. So what's not up there is August 5 through 15. I'm going to five places in Turkey and the Middle East.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Because I'm gonna pick up a gun and get at it and.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
What did I. I was just gonna
Kat
solve all their troubles.
David Koechner
Yeah.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Now, do you, I mean, kill babies? Is this something that you like doing?
David Koechner
I'm grateful that it's there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
I remain in gratitude.
Kat
So. Not really an answer.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
David Koechner
First of all, wait a minute. You gotta go do your thing. You make people laugh. But I. It's not, you know, look, it's an opportunity. You get better every time you go up on stage. I believe.
Kat
I think if you're doing 50 weekends a year, you have to enjoy the road.
David Koechner
Oh, yeah. To me, I. I don't let it bother me. And plus I'm. I'm honestly just grateful that it exists because, you know, you've got a guaranteed income.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So are there rough shows for you ever? Like Friday night, second shows? I have a hard time.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Those are nightmares.
David Koechner
Yeah. They can't.
Kat
That's everybody.
Bobby Lee
That's. There's not. Yeah, that's a rule.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That's. That's hardened.
David Koechner
So you just know you're going to, you're just going to push, push, push.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Like you're, you know, the show quit, quit, quit.
Bobby Lee
You know, that's what I do.
Kat
Everybody such comics that I'm sure it's like when John Mulaney selling out the like hundred thousand seat thing, like does it for a few night. I'm sure he's like, ah, the Thursday show was better.
Bobby Lee
You know what I mean?
Kat
Like, I'm sure everybody has that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But there's never been a Friday night second show and went. That went well ever.
David Koechner
Sometimes they do.
Kat
You're never like, can I get the tape of that?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nothing going in the real. No, I, I've always. No, it's always like, oh, that was a. Not that the audience didn't have a good time.
Andrew Santino
Time.
Bobby Lee
But it was like I could tell myself, I could feel that in my body. Like I worked Harder there, right? Yeah.
David Koechner
Well, you have to. Yeah. They're tired. They're now really tired. It's the Late Show. They've been drinking longer, so the focus is gone and you're the headliner. So there's been one or two people going up already. So they've had more drinks since they got there. So, you know, they're focusing in between.
Bobby Lee
This is fun. This is fun.
Kat
Do you eat between early show and Late Show?
Bobby Lee
So this is what I do.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What do you do? I.
Kat
When I do eat, it makes the Late show worse.
Bobby Lee
Oh, really?
Kat
I think so.
Bobby Lee
In between shows.
Kat
If I eat in between the shows, the Late show is worse. And I think that it's like, people always talk about, like, oh, hungry artist, whatever. I think it's. It's not about specifically, like, suffering and whatever. I think it's like your brain is maybe a little bit sharper.
Bobby Lee
Here's my problem with that, though. So can I. My problem with that. My problem with that is, is that what happens is if you wait until after the second show, your options of eating is lower. Right. So you have to factor that into the whole.
Kat
Of course I'm factoring that in. But it's.
Bobby Lee
But you're talking about Taco Bell and, like.
David Koechner
Or you'd have the kitchen make you something.
Bobby Lee
That's a true thing.
Kat
Yeah. You could have the worst steak in the world.
David Koechner
So it's always chicken finger.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Or jalapeno popper.
David Koechner
Like, I don't want to eat diet.
Bobby Lee
I know, I know, I know. We at least late.
Kat
No, it's so hard to get to be, like, healthy eating on the road. Do you guys have, like, healthy? Because Wendy's has a baked potato that I feel like nobody talks about.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah. I don't know the first person talk about it.
Kat
What do you mean? Is that healthy?
Andrew Santino
A baked potato?
Kat
Yeah, that's healthy.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I don't know if it's.
Kat
What's healthy to you?
Andrew Santino
A salad or something?
Bobby Lee
Is it organic?
Andrew Santino
A chicken breast? Chicken breast sandwich.
David Koechner
Broccoli.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, broccoli.
Kat
So what I do, I'll make potato tulsi.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what I do.
David Koechner
Wow. She got her Canadian hackle, right?
Bobby Lee
Oh, they have it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Let's see the macro. Break down the macro.
Kat
I would love to see. I would love to see.
Bobby Lee
They don't list it.
David Koechner
First of all, it's $3.
Andrew Santino
No, they do go down, go down,
Kat
go down, go down.
Andrew Santino
Oh, 70. Not bad.
David Koechner
You just only have potato.
Andrew Santino
Not a lot of sodium.
Kat
I'm not putting, like, sour cream.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Seven grams of protein.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
This is very. This is very Irish.
Kat
Potatoes are good for you. Yeah, that's if they're not deep fried.
Bobby Lee
All right, Carbs. So what I would do was I would get three of those.
David Koechner
Oh, Jesus.
Bobby Lee
In an emergency situation. I'm being real.
Kat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
I would rather have that than Waffle House 100.
David Koechner
Waffle House is so good.
Bobby Lee
I know it's good, but it's going to kill you. Yeah, well, yeah. So this is what I. Can I tell you what I do. Please, may I? Please?
David Koechner
I'd love to hear.
Bobby Lee
So I do ninja. Ninja technique.
Andrew Santino
Grab the cake, rip it off.
Bobby Lee
Just listen to my. My technique, right? What I try to do is this, is that I tell the manager, I go book me, just me, right into the fanciest place you have around here. I don't care how long it is. As soon as I get off stage, we go into the car, right? And get me to, like, the best steakhouse in town or whatever. Right. And sometimes I try to drift away from my openers. Yeah. So I don't have to pay for them either. Yeah, yeah. Because it's like, I have to pay. You know me. It's like a lot of money.
Kat
And they're so trying to tail. You really have to.
Bobby Lee
Have to shake.
Kat
You're doing crazy.
Bobby Lee
Shake them off.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
But then sometimes they. Everyone does come, like on tour, you know, I mean, and then all of a sudden. Because you guys come too, right? And then sometimes. Sometimes what happens is you have friends of friends that show up.
David Koechner
Oh, boy.
Bobby Lee
Right? And at the end of then. And then all of a sudden, like, oh, I'm Papa, right? I'm Papa. And I have to pay for all.
Kat
Now you're catering.
Bobby Lee
I'm catering. Yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden the bill comes out. It's like, you know, I mean, over a thousand. Yeah, right. And then you're like, oh, well, I broke even this weekend. Yeah, I broke even this weekend. Right.
David Koechner
He doesn't pay his taxes.
Kat
I remember. I. So I have a cousin who is four years younger than me. She's very much a little sister to me. We grew up together, you know, we both moved to Vancouver at the same time. Like, it was. We're very close, but because I'm older than her, I always would pay for lunches and dinners and stuff like that when we'd hang out. I remember this one time I was really low on cash and we were. We were at a sushi place and she was like, can I get appetizer.
Bobby Lee
Aw.
Kat
And I remember just being like, yeah, just absolutely bankruptcy. I'm sure my card got declined. You had not realized how big of a question that was.
Bobby Lee
That was a big question.
Kat
You can't say no. It's like, if someone's saying, can I get out? You can't be like, no.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you can.
Kat
Well, now I know.
Bobby Lee
And I have, like, we're at a restaurant recently, and I made an announcement because of this guy, right? To make an announcement, I go, you can get anything on the menu except for this specific thing. Because if I don't say that, he's going to order it.
Kat
And really, you just have expensive taste.
Bobby Lee
No, he just wants to take advantage.
Kat
Just vip.
Bobby Lee
More of a quantity. Of a quantity.
Andrew Santino
I'm always really hesitant if I know someone's going to pay for my bill. I'm always. You never want to be the first person. You got to wait to see what everyone else is ordering to, like, get a price range. Like, okay, this person, he's getting a drink, so I'm. I can get a drink. Or blah, blah, blah. This person's already. If you're. Are you just jumping straight out of the boat? Wagu Market.
Bobby Lee
It has before.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. If it's a market price. Are you getting a market price? Price item. That seems crazy.
Bobby Lee
You have before.
Kat
Oh, market price is crazy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, it's always that. Yeah. Crab legs. MP. What? Whatever. MP. I'll take the MP. Yeah. And I ask, what's the MP? I always ask.
David Koechner
Oh, I see.
Kat
Couple MVPs in the House.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So can we go back to the dates so we can promote David?
David Koechner
Oh, thank you.
Kat
Absolutely.
David Koechner
So just Instagram or what? What's the other ones? Facebook. Facebook. David Keckner. I was already losing my hair. I was. I was probably 27.
Andrew Santino
Is that Second City?
Bobby Lee
Second City days with dull clothes.
David Koechner
Yeah. Yeah. Yep. IO.
Bobby Lee
Oh, IO.
David Koechner
Looking at a chin.
Andrew Santino
Did you. Did you. With losing the hair? Did you kind of own it? And we're like, yeah, this is going to be my look. I feel like guys now panic about losing.
David Koechner
Yeah, yeah. No. When I got Saturday Night Live, before you were born crazy. Lorne Michaels. Like, dave, what are we going to
Andrew Santino
do with your hair?
David Koechner
And they listed all these people that have plugs or hair pieces. I'm like. And I. I was pretty much close to bald. Way past this. And I was like, oh, my goodness. Is he telling me to get a hairpiece?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
So I'm like, I can't. My Chicago buddies will kill me.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
My family will like, what are you doing? Yeah, so that's. That's a wig on my bald head.
Kat
Whole thing is they do wigs all the time.
David Koechner
Time.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
David Koechner
But no, he was. He was talking about me getting a wig as. Just for my regular life. David, you're going to be on TV now, so it's your choice.
Bobby Lee
Did you get along with Norm?
David Koechner
Oh, yeah, we loved it.
Bobby Lee
I love Norm.
David Koechner
He was very sweet.
Bobby Lee
I loved him.
David Koechner
He was very sweet.
Bobby Lee
What a sweet man.
David Koechner
I'm playing his brother here, Gary McDonald.
Bobby Lee
That's so fun.
David Koechner
This one. He just. I used to do this character called Jokey who always goes, no, you know, people aren't. Know they're not funny, but they can't help it. They have to try to be funny.
Andrew Santino
They.
David Koechner
They go, no, like, I wasn't really trying to make a joke. And I've tried to make it work on stage so many times. But you have to explain it. I remember once being at the improv here in town, and I just written it that day and, like, half the audience was getting it or maybe a quarter, and someone literally said, what's going on? What's going on? Because some people were getting it.
Kat
The thing is, that's good. I feel like that's what you want with some bits. Like when you're doing your hour, I do feel like a quarter of it should be that. Where half of the room is, like, connecting with it and half of the people are like, what's going on?
David Koechner
Then you realize, like, I need these words to get them to this griddle.
Kat
What.
David Koechner
What's going on?
Kat
What's going on now?
David Koechner
Because that means I haven't set the piece up for the people that are less, you know, capable of understanding.
Kat
I think write the joke as. As you intend it to be received. And if half the audience gets it, those are your core people, right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Do you guys. Do you guys tell the audience you're about to do a new joke, or did you just do it?
David Koechner
I. Sometimes. Or I'll say, here's a bit I haven't done forever, but you guys seem like you're down for it. I'll say, this is a rough one or something like that. Sometimes, yeah, it's.
Kat
I know what you mean. Where it's kind of annoying when. When they're like, oh, it's just new stuff. And then it's like you don't really, like, try, but I think. I think I will once in a while if it's like a really touchy subject or something, because you're kind of playing with fire. But you have to try it at some point. And so it's like kind of cowardly. But I will do it.
Bobby Lee
I'm used to. Now this is the first time in my life. I've been doing it forever. I'm really used to. I did my new joke night at the Belly Room last night and I had two in a row, new ones that got not just nothing, but it was as if no one was in the room.
Kat
No. Sometimes they look at you like they don't even know that a joke was attempted.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's what it was.
David Koechner
They're waiting. They're waiting for the joke to come up. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
They thought it was a setup, but I. But I already done the punchline.
Kat
No. It's so crazy. That happens to me all the time where I deal and then it's like they're not even like defiantly not laughing. They don't even know that. That I want them to laugh.
Bobby Lee
Exactly, exactly.
Andrew Santino
That's.
Bobby Lee
But it was two of those and one of them was a pretty long setup. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I. Before, as I was. As a younger man, I would. It would have been. Been like really devastating. But this time it's been like I just have to do it right.
Kat
Well, you have to try it.
Bobby Lee
Well, I did my special right. It comes out in November. Hulu, check it out. But it's like hopefully not on one
David Koechner
of my nights
Bobby Lee
and I, you know, I'm starting over and I just have to do it.
Kat
You should sell your special on dvd.
Bobby Lee
That's a good idea. That's a good idea. I wonder if you can do that.
Kat
And I'll take a really reasonable percent.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, okay. Two percent, maybe. Two percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So David will be in August.
David Koechner
I am going to like doing my military tour. And then we're up. I can't even see it.
Bobby Lee
I'm so August 20th, the 22nd, he's going to be at the Royce Social hall at the Tropicano Casino and Resort, Atlantic City, New Jersey. Buy tickets there.
David Koechner
Playing a casino.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He's also going to be doing two nights. Yeah, that's big.
David Koechner
Then Looney Bin in Tulsa. What do we got here? I can't see.
Bobby Lee
August 28th to the 29th, 2026, the looney bin in Tulsa, Oklahoma. And then September 11th and 12th, he'll be there at the. Just, just. I don't want to rattle them off. Off. Just go to his website.
David Koechner
Yes, yeah, website or Instagram.
Bobby Lee
And check it out.
David Koechner
Follow the links.
Bobby Lee
Go watch our old Friend, David Koechner. He was amazing today and he's always amazing. You're sweet. And it was really fun working with you that day.
David Koechner
It was fun. That was really fun. Because we never done before.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
And so. And we started pretty.
Bobby Lee
I played a Chinaman.
David Koechner
What year did you.
Bobby Lee
Thick Chinese accent. You know that, right? Huh? Well, that's what I played.
David Koechner
That's what I played.
Kat
I mean, this is a podcast and so you do get to do one slur. That is.
Andrew Santino
We're weaning off the slurs.
Kat
Yeah. But one is. One is within reason.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
What year did you do MAD TV?
Bobby Lee
I went. I was from 2000 to 2008.
David Koechner
Okay. Oh, wow.
Bobby Lee
Nice.
David Koechner
Eight year run.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I did an eight year on. Yeah.
David Koechner
Nice.
Kat
No taxes, remember?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Which is we. I irs. I paid it. We're all good, right? Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
David Koechner
I got SNL in 95, so I remember like all the people, the sketch shows that were happening at that time and who's.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, who's right?
David Koechner
You know?
Bobby Lee
You know, I have a feeling that you guys didn't like us.
David Koechner
I didn't. Well, the thing is, it was the first night there was competition. First time there's been competition. Competition. It wasn't about like or not. Yeah. Like, I think to me, honestly, there's more opportunities for comedy. Do you know, I, I, I almost got MAD TV that year in 95.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
David Koechner
Yeah. But then I was kind of like SNL. I had a great audition for MAD TV and then Lauren got wind of it. And so that, that helped. That helped, that helped my chances, I think.
Kat
But was there animosity? Were they like, was it like a ratings battle?
David Koechner
No, they took away ratings from SNL for. Because then also Howard Stern had his late night show.
Bobby Lee
That's right. That's right.
David Koechner
That's right. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
Whoa.
Kat
That's so juicy. I never thought about that.
David Koechner
Yeah. So it's the first time there had been competition.
Andrew Santino
That was the 95 cast.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Wow. You would have been a part of that. Yep. Yeah. Good cast.
David Koechner
Who would have been. Who wouldn't have made it?
Bobby Lee
Orlando Jo. I think they could have added one. Yeah, yeah, he did 19 count. I remember that. Okay. So. Wow. Amazing. What featured, who was featured? Craig Anton.
David Koechner
Oh, I love Anton.
Bobby Lee
One episode. Yeah.
David Koechner
He's in Atlanta now or Savannah, so we're teaching.
Bobby Lee
Really?
David Koechner
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I love Craig Anton a lot.
David Koechner
He was so good.
Bobby Lee
He's so funny.
David Koechner
Oh, my.
Bobby Lee
What a great guy. Yeah, we're talking about the old.
Kat
Do you guys have a favorite writer on SNL Yeah. And Mad tv.
Andrew Santino
Oh.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah.
David Koechner
Well, yeah.
Kat
Isn't a big part of it like having a writer that really, like, writes for you? Isn't that a big part?
David Koechner
Well, everyone's got the same thing. Like, you just got to get something on.
Kat
Yeah.
David Koechner
And if you can get the thing across the finish line, great. I mean, I would. I would typically get. So you do the table read on.
Andrew Santino
On.
David Koechner
On. On Wednesday, and I would typically get eight sketches out of 20, and will would get 12 or 15. You put will in the thing, it's probably going to go.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
David Koechner
But like, Adam McKay, he and I started the same year, and we were at Second City together. And then Norm Hiscock, Canadian, who was the head writer for Kids in the hall, he and I got really close and we wrote some stuff together, too. So.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, my favorite writers are ones that I don't have resentment toward,
David Koechner
like Colton
Bobby Lee
Dunn, you know, Katie Dippold, you know, we had some really good ones, and they have a show now called Widow's Bay on Apple.
Kat
I watched it all.
Andrew Santino
I watched the whole thing, too.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kat
Loved it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's an amazing show.
Kat
Favorite people now.
Bobby Lee
It's funny show. It's a funny show, but it's kind of horror as well.
Kat
A bunch of comics in there, too.
Bobby Lee
Bunch of comics.
Kat
It's so funny. The dialogue is so good. It's.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. It's, I think, a great show.
Kat
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. There's a lot of good shows out right now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Let's move on. Any shows.
Andrew Santino
Any other shows you got to promote?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Any other things you want to promote?
David Koechner
Not that I'm just.
Bobby Lee
I'm doing st. Did you have fun here?
David Koechner
Of course I did. Yes.
Bobby Lee
I laughed so hard today.
David Koechner
It's lovely to see you again.
Bobby Lee
It was good to see you.
David Koechner
I like that. I. I'm glad that we were both so looking forward to working together, but we both got cut from the sketch together, so.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You know, but that's. But, you know, here's the thing. It's like the experience of being out there. I remember sitting there and, you know, Larry David was to my. Right. Right. And he was going, I know I would do a bad impression, but he's like, how's things going? You're doing well. You know, and just having a conversation with him and just thinking to myself, you know what? This is great.
David Koechner
Yeah. Yes. And we're asked is a very, very small cast.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
David Koechner
There's only six episodes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And we were asked to do it. Yeah.
David Koechner
I mean, that's one of those things. You want.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And you just going, this is just a moment you should cherish.
David Koechner
Yep.
Bobby Lee
I remember that I talked about this before, but I remember the last sitcom I was on. Right. It got canceled. And I remember it was splitting up together. And I remember the last day touching the furniture on the set and just like, looking at the back walls and just going, cuz this could be my last one. Cuz I could see the tides turning,
Andrew Santino
touching the furniture, and they're like, hey, don't touch that.
Bobby Lee
You're fired.
Andrew Santino
I chimed in a little too much,
Bobby Lee
I think, thinking about it now. All right, good. Good ending. Give dav. Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. And I'm Bobby Lee. And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement, we throw trivia at
Andrew Santino
them, we hit them with absurd challenges. And then just when they think they know what's happening, we blow the whole thing apart.
Bobby Lee
Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules. It's chaos.
David Koechner
It's comedy.
Bobby Lee
It's the bad Game show.
Andrew Santino
New episodes drop every Wednesday.
Bobby Lee
Watch on the Bad Friends YouTube channel
Andrew Santino
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Podcast: TigerBelly
Episode: David Koechner & The Larry David Premiere
Date: July 29, 2026
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Khalyla, with Andrew Santino
Guest: David Koechner
Description: A candid, deeply funny episode peeling back the curtain on life in comedy, the mechanics behind sketch shows, aging, parenting, stand-up, showbiz, and plenty in between, anchored by the unique humor and chemistry of the TigerBelly crew and their revered guest, David Koechner.
This episode centers around comedian and actor David Koechner, famed for roles in "Anchorman" and "The Office," as the crew explores the journey of being a working comic, the experience of collaborating with Larry David for a never-aired sketch, navigating family life and aging, generational shifts in comedy careers, and behind-the-scenes revelations about showbiz, audition heartbreaks, and parenthood. The tone is raw, playful, and unfiltered, echoing TigerBelly’s signature blend of irreverence and heart.
On the Larry David Premiere:
On Parenting:
On Stand-Up and Comedy Community:
On Audition Heartbreak:
On Modern Comedy Challenges:
On the Danger of Online Games:
The episode is rambling, honest, deeply personal, and often riotously funny, feeling much like a gathering of real friends swapping war stories and reflecting on lives spent in—and shaped by—comedy. Through stories of rejection, unlikely victories, family strife, and the ever-evolving industry, listeners are invited to laugh, commiserate, and perhaps recognize themselves (or their parents) in the vivid tales. The guest, David Koechner, is presented both as an everyman dad and a Hollywood survivor, radiating humility and wit.
For listeners unfamiliar with TigerBelly, this episode is a perfect encapsulation: unabashedly raw, sometimes inappropriate, always sincere, and reliably hilarious.