Dominick Cruz & The Joe Rogan Text

Summary

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TigerBelly Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Dominick Cruz & The Joe Rogan Text
Podcast: TigerBelly (All Things Comedy)
Release Date: January 21, 2026
Featured Guests: UFC legend Dominick Cruz, Comedians Bobby Lee & cohosts (“Comedian/Guests”)

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Episode Overview

This episode of TigerBelly features UFC champion and commentator Dominick Cruz, known for his cerebral fighting style and quick wit, engaging in a rollicking, often chaotic longform conversation with host Bobby Lee and the crew. Mixing irreverent humor, absurd hypothetical scenarios, insightful debate, and vulnerable stories, the group dives into everything from fighter pay negotiations and the dynamics among MMA peers to trauma as a creative fuel, the evolution of women’s MMA, and the unspoken rules of comedy and fighting. The episode is shot through with TigerBelly’s signature irreverence—unapologetic, edgy, but authentically curious and affectionate.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dominick Cruz on Style, Influence & MMA Culture

• Joking intro: Bobby teases Dominick about a supposed hickey; Cruz riffs on fighting stereotypes and fighter archetypes.
• [02:03] Cruz & Lee joke about “stealing styles,” with Cruz ribbing Bobby:
  • “Technically, you could say you steal styles too.” (Dominick Cruz, 02:03)
• Banter about fighting skill. Bobby dreams up fighting Demetrius “Mighty Mouse” Johnson, both admit he’d wipe the floor with Bobby.
• They discuss the psychology of entering the cage and the nerves even elite fighters get before fighting.

2. Physical & Mental Durability—Trauma in Comedy & Fighting

• [06:26] “I feel like you’ve been through enough miserable life experience.” (Dominick Cruz, 06:26)
  • Bobby immediately retorts with dark humor about his history of abuse, a recurring TigerBelly motif that mixes vulnerability and levity.
• [36:25, 37:40] Both Bobby and Dominick share bits of childhood trauma—molestation, absent or abusive parents—and discuss how adversity forged their mental durability.

3. Fighter Pay & Negotiation—Stage Time Parallels

• [43:20–54:00] LENGTHY segment where Cruz, Lee, and the crew roleplay and debate “fighter pay” in UFC, comparing it to comedy:
  • Who really deserves what?
  • How does self-worth play into contract negotiation?
  • “If your self worth is s***...these are your choices as a fighter.” (Dominick Cruz, 55:06)
• Hilarious mock negotiations with comics bargaining for stage time, pay, meals, and perks:
  • “Give me 10 minutes for $500.” (Comedian/Guest, 54:06)
  • Cruz: “Now you sound like a fight promoter.” (53:25)
• Insight: The nature of value in entertainment/sports is fluid, relying on leverage, supply/demand, and personal relationships—not any objective scale.

4. Comedy & Fighting—What Makes a “GOAT”?

• [32:37–34:34] Bobby and Dom debate if you can “objectively” determine the greatest fighter/comic:
  • Points about records, style, numbers, off-stage/ring behavior, and personal preference:
  • “Some people add [behavior outside the cage] up, some don’t…Again, that’s interpretive and it’s preference, right.” (Dominick Cruz, 34:30)

5. Relationships, Rivalries, and Authenticity in MMA

• [26:24–30:25] On whether you can be friends with rivals:
  • Cruz explains that competition wipes out personal feelings until after the fight’s over—sometimes the like comes back, sometimes not.
  • Anecdotes about Michael Bisping: “He’s not really like…come on… he just angry.” (Dominick Cruz, 16:23)
  • [22:32] Cruz recounts their famous on-air “burn” about Bisping’s eye:
    • “And I said that he had…that I won with both my eyes.” (Dominick Cruz, 22:32)
• Sharing true respect for fighters like Demetrious Johnson (“authentically a nice human,” 35:22) and “Wonderboy” Stephen Thompson (“super nice...but he will whoop your ass,” 38:20).

6. Women in MMA and Comedy—Elevation of “Underdogs”

• [68:10–72:59]
  • Bobby discusses why he roots for women in MMA, citing Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Rose Namajunas, Valentina Shevchenko, and more.
  • Cruz highlights the rapid evolution and popularity of women’s wrestling and MMA:
  • “Women’s MMA is going to blast off in the next five, ten years.” (Dominick Cruz, 70:50)
  • Bobby compares the rise of women in MMA and skateboarding to his support for underdogs in comedy, citing his opening for female comics as a point of pride.

7. Meta Commentary & Favorite Moments

• Bobby’s insecurity about getting good UFC seats, group-composes a text to Joe Rogan live:
  • “Can you help me get tickets for UFC 324, just me and a guest? If not, it’s cool. Dom can’t get me good seats…” (Bobby Lee, 90:18)
• [91:13] Spontaneous “song” to Rogan:
  • “Joe Rogan, please let me come…to UFC 324!” (Bobby Lee, 91:39)
• Joking, self-deprecating asides about Asian/Latino backgrounds, surprising knowledge gaps (“Do I really look Asian?” Dominick Cruz, 61:06), and fake relationship scenarios (“I also have a huge…damn it, throat!” – Comedian/Guest 2, 13:26).

8. Legacy, Next Steps, and Giving Back

• Dominick reflects on where he’s headed post-fighting:
  • “I like to give back, and I feel like my mind can give more right now than necessarily my body can.” (Dominick Cruz, 63:10)
  • Hints at coaching, commentary, and his “Love and War” podcast, with recent guests ranging from Travis Barker to Pete Holmes.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On rivalry with Michael Bisping:
  • “He just…he just angry.” (Dominick Cruz, 16:23)
  • “And I said that he had…that I won with both my eyes, basically.” (Dominick Cruz, 22:32)
• On negotiating self-worth:
  • “So if your self worth is shit—these are your choices as a fighter." (Dominick Cruz, 55:06)
• On trauma and performance:
  • “The trauma and all that stuff that I went through as a kid built me up... bravery, you mean? And also thrill seeking, because I’m a big thrill seeker…” (Bobby Lee, 75:03)
• On the rise of women in MMA:
  • “Women’s MMA is going to blast off in the next five, 10 years.” (Dominick Cruz, 70:50)
• On career evolution:
  • “I feel like my mind can give more right now than necessarily my body can.” (Dominick Cruz, 63:10)
• Meta moment, live texting Rogan:
  • “Dom can’t get me good seats...” (Bobby Lee, 90:18)
• Closing affection:
  • “You’re the Luke Skywalker of podcasting…you’ve taught me to have more fun.” (Dominick Cruz, 92:18)
  • “I felt the same way [as with Rob Lowe], because I never thought I’d ever meet you.” (Bobby Lee, 93:26)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:03] – Stealing styles, humor on fighting personas
• [06:26] – Durability, trauma, and mental grit
• [22:32] – Cruz’s “burn” of Bisping
• [32:37–34:34] – “Greatest of all time,” in MMA/comedy
• [43:20–54:00] – Fighter pay, pay negotiation roleplay
• [68:10–72:59] – Women in MMA, underdogs, comedy parallels
• [90:18] – Group-writing text to Joe Rogan
• [92:18] – Cruz calls Bobby “the Luke Skywalker of podcasting,” expressing gratitude
• [93:26] – Bobby’s fan admiration for Cruz

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Tone & Energy

TigerBelly’s energy is riff-heavy, filled with friendly ribbing, raw honesty, abrupt tonal shifts, and relentless self-deprecation. Cruz keeps pace with Bobby’s wild comedic style—matching intellect for wit, but grounding the conversation with reflective perspective, especially on trauma, fighting, and value.

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Final Takeaways

• Every industry, whether comedy or MMA, is rife with its own quirks, egos, and negotiation battles.
• The distinction between “loving the fight” and “loving the limelight” blurs for both comics and fighters; both crave respect, connection, and—sometimes—the adoration of those who first doubted them.
• Trauma, adversity, and dark humor can fuel both artistry and athleticism.
• Legacy isn’t just about numbers, but how you treat people—inside and outside the ring.
• Women’s voices and talent are rapidly rewriting the story in both comedy and MMA sports.
• It’s always better to ask for what you want (even if you have to text Joe Rogan live on air).

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Check out: Love and War with Dominick Cruz (his new podcast)
And, per TigerBelly tradition: lots of love, lots of roasting, and the occasional text to Joe Rogan.

Transcript

[Host/Announcer]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Dominick Cruz]

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[Bobby Lee]

You're so tan too. You look so good. I think it's a hickey. It's a hickey, dude. It's dumb as a hickey from a water buffalo.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, like I said this. If this was a hickey, she'd be way too big for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? Wow.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Nice.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's disappointing, isn't it? Wow. You're that guy. You can play piano, too?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dude. Violin.

[Dominick Cruz]

So you can play piano. You can tell jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dude. I can fight. I guess. I can fight, bro.

[Dominick Cruz]

What are you fighting for?

[Bobby Lee]

What? For my life, bud. Dominic Cruz. Dominic Cruz? He's the best.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

And he can kick your ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Someone stole a style, and his name is TJ Dillashawn.

[Dominick Cruz]

You said it, not me.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, I did.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a. TJ's a theme. TJ's a theme. Learn to fight on your own style.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

What a thief. What a goober.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, technically. Yeah, technically, you could say you steal styles too.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Dominick Cruz]

Ooh.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I'm influenced.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're. You're not the first person I've seen with the ass crack hanging out. The only other ones that you've copied

[Bobby Lee]

are plumbers, but two different. You know what I mean?

[Dominick Cruz]

You guys both wear no underwear. You're both trying to flex.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand. I understand.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's a flexi to.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, you're right. Maybe I'm a thief. I'm a butthole thief.

[Dominick Cruz]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And, you know, I mean, maybe that's true. But my point is, is that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Would that make you a pitcher or a catcher?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm both, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

Damn.

[Bobby Lee]

You know me. I. I rip open and you can shred mine. And that's my. That's my motto, dude. Yeah. Rip open, shred.

[Dominick Cruz]

I brought you some authentic cuisine, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Panda Express. I get it. It's not authentic, dude.

[Host/Announcer]

It's not authentic.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't do it. It's not authentic.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I mean, I really thought that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yay. I understand. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I just don't want to come empty handed.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand. What? What do you do? You know, what ethnicity? I am or nationality?

[Dominick Cruz]

I am Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Do you know what that is?

[Dominick Cruz]

That would be Chinese, dude. Authentic cuisine. I never said.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. You never did anything. Yeah. It's the same region. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Which is similar, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have some free holes.

[Dominick Cruz]

You like free holes?

[Bobby Lee]

I do bust up the free holes in the flautas, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is the thing. If we had everybody who's from China and everybody from Japan and everybody from Korea and you went all. Onto a basketball court.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What would happen?

[Dominick Cruz]

And you went. Shirts and skins.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Which we've. We've heard this before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I think the Chinese would win.

[Dominick Cruz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because they have taller dudes. Yao Ming, right? Chinese.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Who else?

[Bobby Lee]

There's another guy. That's right. That's.

[Host/Announcer]

This is Dom. This is a cat.

[Bobby Lee]

To say that to be late. To say who else? And to be late is unfathomable to me. Okay. So apologize first.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I apologize. Bobby Lee.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'm so sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Do you know our guest here?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Tell me what you know about him. Tell me what you know about him.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You're very strong.

[Bobby Lee]

O. Oh, yeah. That's very good.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's the first time I've heard that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

You. Yeah. In what? What division?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I'm gonna go with.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you say, dude?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Lightweight? No.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Featherweight?

[Dominick Cruz]

Close. Close. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

What else we got?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Upper weight.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Peanut weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Welterweight.

[Dominick Cruz]

Close. That would be his weight. Peanut weight.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what, Don? Not my weight, dude. Yeah. I weigh 160.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

What? 152. I mean, what weight would I be? 152.

[Dominick Cruz]

You would really weigh 152?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. You're a flyweight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dude. Flyweight, dude. Who would I fake?

[Dominick Cruz]

Demetrius Johnson.

[Host/Announcer]

Mighty Miles.

[Dominick Cruz]

You ready?

[Bobby Lee]

I could beat him, dude. Challenge Demetrius Johnson. He's retired. No.

[Host/Announcer]

You think you could beat Mighty Mouse?

[Dominick Cruz]

In.

[Bobby Lee]

In what form?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

His name's Mighty Mouse.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, you got it?

[Bobby Lee]

You think I got it?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's. Have you.

[Dominick Cruz]

So good. The real Mighty Mouse. Like, have you seen the cartouche?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's actually kind of like that.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He is a beast.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Does he have big ears?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's black. Oh, yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

What does that have to do with.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

I don't think that's. There he is right there, the mouse parts. This is him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Everything would break. Yeah. Oh, wow. This guy's a beast, dude.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Look at him. Look at him. Look at Those muscles. Oh, my God.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. So that's his weight. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's my way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You think you could go with that guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I was kidding. Oh, of course not.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, fighting him, I would die in 10 seconds. Five seconds.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, I can't play the piano.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Dominick Cruz]

We all have our gifts.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but how long do you think I could laugh, be honest?

[Dominick Cruz]

Fighting?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, you wouldn't make it in there.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean I wouldn't be able to get in through the cage?

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, you. Dude, then nerves would get you before you got out there.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but how long you think I'm in the ring. Yeah. In the fight, five seconds? What? Yeah, maybe five seconds.

[Host/Announcer]

Maybe.

[Dominick Cruz]

Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I think you're durable. You look durable. So I think you'd last a little longer through just durability.

[Bobby Lee]

Your durability.

[Dominick Cruz]

I feel like you've been through enough miserable life experience.

[Bobby Lee]

I am. I. Molested. Beaten. Yeah. I'm definitely durable.

[Host/Announcer]

You're crafty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm crafty, dude. Wow.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

What about sparring?

[Bobby Lee]

I was on the wrestling team.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, you might last.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Yeah, I was. No, I, I. Okay. For me to fight Dominic Cruz, I would need two years of training only to last more than 20 seconds.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

That'd be my goal, to last more than 30 seconds.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Two years of training. I would do a lot of running in the circle.

[Dominick Cruz]

You look kind of athletic here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

When did that change for you? The athleticism thing?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't lose it, Dom. No, Dom, you don't lose athleticism.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Your arms look a lot different now. Maybe it's a sweater.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, dude. I know. I'm old. How old are you?

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, are we really getting personal like that? A little.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'm 40.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what you are? I'm 54. Wow. Yeah. So for being 54, you actually look good. Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You guys both look great.

[Dominick Cruz]

Thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You're welcome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about. Yeah. How long you think you'd be last with nobody? Cruz.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Sparring.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Like, 30 seconds.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What's the other option?

[Bobby Lee]

30 seconds. There's just no.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

We're sparring with, like, you know, long.

[Dominick Cruz]

30 seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a long.

[Dominick Cruz]

Let's start the clock. Now.

[Bobby Lee]

I would probably spend 100 grand just to see that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Tell us when it's done. You know. Don't you think, Alex. Seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

30 seconds.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Like, sparring with the gear.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like, if you've ever.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Yeah, exactly. 36 is a long time, dude. It's a lifetime.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay, but I'm saying with gear, like,

[Bobby Lee]

what do you have? Yeah, football gear.

[Dominick Cruz]

It still hasn't been 30 seconds yet, I don't think, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know how many times I've hit you by now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

How many times? Oh, no, I'm not trying to fight.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's hit you 20 times already.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, it's like the look in your

[Comedian/Guest 2]

eye is crazy when you're like, you know how many times?

[Dominick Cruz]

I just think about 30 seconds. How long that is. It's so long. I've had 30 seconds. Been around and been. Wow. I've been begging for 30 seconds to end.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Me too.

[Dominick Cruz]

I want to leave you hanging on that. Obviously, you guys have had sex before.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. What's that noise?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Nothing. I just.

[Bobby Lee]

Really.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, I figured 30 seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

Be two to you.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. Be two.

[Bobby Lee]

No, me to you is like. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to get hard, lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's just no way. Who. Who would you first, Me or Jaime?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Dominic.

[Dominick Cruz]

I can't.

[Host/Announcer]

Dominic immediately just.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, wow, wow. He wasn't an option. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dominic's hot. Yeah. You're seeing somebody already married. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Married. Not. Not married.

[Bobby Lee]

What's it like being in a. I mean, does your significant other have to be an athlete?

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, or could he be a fatty? You know, my significant other just has to be very understanding. It's funny because actually it changed. You change when you're done fighting. Like, at first, when you're. When you're competing at the highest level. It's like I was choosing a partner according to what fighting needed. Then you finish fighting. And now it's like, okay, what. What does Dominic need?

[Bobby Lee]

And it's like, what does Dominic need?

[Dominick Cruz]

It's a great question.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I'm still trying to figure it out. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I don't know. I retired for six months.

[Bobby Lee]

You need tenderness.

[Dominick Cruz]

I could use a hug.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. We did that. Okay, give him up.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Do it for 30 seconds.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

30 seconds.

[Dominick Cruz]

See, I feel better. I already. Just like he had. You have to take advantage of the. The cuddliness that he looks like.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's. I'm a girl. Let's. I'm a girl. My name is Sabrina, and so I like Taylor Swift. Okay. Obsessed. Like, I have all. I memorize all her songs. Right.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm an influencer.

[Dominick Cruz]

You sound like my cousin.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Good. And are you into that? Yeah. So. Yeah, I love incest too.

[Dominick Cruz]

So is that where we're going?

[Bobby Lee]

No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not your cousin. No. I'm Sabrina. And, you know, whenever we go out for a meal, I have to take every photo of every meal. Yeah. Appetizers, lemonade, the whole thing. Right, lemonade. What else? I sleep late. I sleep at five in the morning. I'm a gamer online. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. A game online. You know what I mean? And right now I'm playing Aphex Twins. It's a new game.

[Dominick Cruz]

Is it really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an mmo. It's called Apex Twins. And it's a band too, but. Heard of that. Yeah. Yeah. So would you date this person?

[Dominick Cruz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's out. Yeah, she's out. She's out. That was a guy. I have a penis. I forgot the message. No. So that's out. What about this? Oh, what?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

How about this?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Can I.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

If you're doing scenarios with girls, let me do one.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Okay. You could do one.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I'll do one.

[Bobby Lee]

Two.

[Dominick Cruz]

After you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone do one.

[Host/Announcer]

Everyone is. Wait, is Dom voting for which one

[Bobby Lee]

he likes the best? Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So could I change mine then? No, let me change mine. I didn't know it was a competition.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Now it's a competition.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, you go first. No, you go first.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you don't have yours.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yes, I do improv.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go ahead, improv it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Hi, my name is.

[Bobby Lee]

No. What do you do with the mic? You have a mic. No, I don't.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I'm doing the voice.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no change. Okay. Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's got to change it a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He's good.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I gotta change a little bit. Okay. Hi, my name is Shelby. I'm 30 years old. I'm a librarian. I. I do crap. Arts and crafts on the weekends, mimoso on Sundays. I'm. I'm just a fun gal to just lay back and chill and. And I get. You're a boxer, so that's kind of hot.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's not a boxer, but.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay, well, a fighter.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Let's just see what this goes.

[Bobby Lee]

That seems. Okay. Go ahead, Cat.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Wait, let him process that.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I mean, I'm a double D. Oh.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, you just put that out at the end.

[Host/Announcer]

Can.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I put one added thing to my. Get a BBI Tightest vagina in. Yeah, it is. I'm gonna add mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like virgin. Like a Virgin style. Okay, go ahead.

[Dominick Cruz]

Pressure's on. Because you're actually a female.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Hi, my name's Daryl. I like podcasts and venison, and I think that Mike Tyson's a really good guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, well, I'm not into guys, so you're out.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Well, I'm not a guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Daryl's not a guy. Darrell's not a guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's not a guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Dominick Cruz]

Is that a. Both name, Daryl?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Dara.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

All right, try again. I think you got more in the tank. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I also drive a stick shift, and I love playing.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's kind of up there.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

It's great. I also have a huge. Damn it. Throat. Okay, I'm done now, please.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really intense.

[Bobby Lee]

Really good. Intense.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, tight vagina, huge throat. We know who wins that war.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Very good.

[Dominick Cruz]

And you're wearing your cello, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, visually, we're not. We don't look like we. What we look like, you know, but he's gonna describe what I look like. Double Ds. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So that's visual.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

But he's wearing a cholo. Yeah, that's over the top.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. That's.

[Dominick Cruz]

So now you can't see him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So, yeah, you win.

[Bobby Lee]

So I win.

[Dominick Cruz]

Tight vagina. Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Every time. Every time. Every time.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good. I won that.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Without even knowing I was in the competition.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Beforehand. What's going on?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Can I ask you. Because we've had it been. We've had an argument here on this podcast, you guys, that's been running. Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Oh, yeah, we do.

[Bobby Lee]

What's a better band? A rock band?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, I love Limp Bizkit.

[Bobby Lee]

Or the Beatles or the Beatles.

[Dominick Cruz]

Limp Bizkit. Or a Beatle. Yeah. I have to go with Limp Biscuits. I like the Beatles, but they're just. But, like, think about more my heirloom Bizkit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Like fighting. It's just one of those.

[Dominick Cruz]

When I was wrestling. Yeah, that's what I'm listening to. I've had a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

They're not gonna be yesterday. Yeah, well, they're about to fight, you know. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yes. Beetles were a little bit. You know, they're a little bit soft.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

No eggs.

[Dominick Cruz]

I wouldn't say boring, because they did set the bar for Limp Bizkit to eventually take place. Right. They're the. They're the. They made the path.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, kind of, like, really interesting. Yeah, it's pretty true.

[Bobby Lee]

And I Want to get close to you, dude. That's what. Because I've been a fan for a long time, but I think we took a couple of steps back. Yeah. With that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I've never heard of this.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, the biggest doofus in the world is.

[Dominick Cruz]

You'll be okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What? I know.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

The biggest doofus in the world. Can we agree. Is Michael Bisbing.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, now we're into.

[Bobby Lee]

He's been on this podcast, what, a couple of times.

[Dominick Cruz]

You brought him on twice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What a doofus.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, he would be tough to be to have on here. He's just. He takes everything so personally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Very sensitive.

[Bobby Lee]

Very sensitive, man. Yeah, very sensitive. Which is a weakness. Which is a weakness, if you can think about it. You know what I mean? Oh, God, if I run into Michael, he's gonna destroy me, dude. No, he's a great guy. He's very talented, but you think you're smarter than Michael Bisping?

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, are we really setting the watering line with bisping?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love watering lines, and I love bisping. Let's do it.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, it's not. We're not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's a different level of intellect.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, he's not really like. Come on. Yeah, yeah, he's bisping. He just. He just angry.

[Bobby Lee]

He reacts. Yeah, He's a reactor.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's angry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Angry guy, but a funny guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, he is funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Very funny man.

[Dominick Cruz]

I think the funniest part about him is when he's angry.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I've never seen him angry.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, he's always angry.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Dominick Cruz]

When is he not angry?

[Bobby Lee]

What does he get angry about?

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, any joke you make about him. About him.

[Bobby Lee]

So he's about to. He's gonna get angry. About what?

[Host/Announcer]

His eye.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, yeah, he's gonna get mad.

[Bobby Lee]

He has a goofy eye. Can we talk about his goofy eye?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Is it a lazy eye?

[Dominick Cruz]

Touchy subject.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's retired. That eye is retired. Yeah. Or retarded. I don't know. I brought it up. Cut that out. The retarded part.

[Dominick Cruz]

I brought it up before in the past, and I won't. I. I just probably shouldn't do it again. We work together still.

[Bobby Lee]

He'll. He'll destroy you.

[Dominick Cruz]

He do his best.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He has no knees anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, no, he has a fake eye. Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

He won fights.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, it's a literal thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I didn't know they had a fake eye.

[Dominick Cruz]

So he got spinning heel kicked in the face by Vitor Belfry.

[Host/Announcer]

Trt.

[Dominick Cruz]

Trt. Belford, of course. And that's why he's so mad about it, because it was kind of, you know, technically, that's cheating, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So then that he lost his eye to somebody who tore.

[Host/Announcer]

Knocked his eye.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. And it wasn't nice.

[Bobby Lee]

It was in the ufc.

[Dominick Cruz]

It was in the ufc. It was during a live fight, and it wasn't nice. So there's a. Everybody loves and respects Bisping for that, you know, but when we're talking about intelligence, you can make fun of him, but his eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

We've got the eye out.

[Host/Announcer]

We got to keep it.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Literally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, because I didn't know it was a fake eye. I thought it was just lazy eye. I didn't know the. I didn't know. I'm so nervous.

[Host/Announcer]

I didn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Be. Knock the eye out.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, I thought you were Panda Express Chinese, not Korean, so.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. There's many things.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. What's really the difference?

[Bobby Lee]

What's the difference? We're trying to understand each other.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what it is.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Dominick Cruz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, right?

[Bobby Lee]

He comes, you get a little bottle with it. You shake it up, dude. Shake it up. What's the hardest part of eating enough protein every day? What is the hardest part? I'm asking you, Kat.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't get enough protein, so it'd be nice to just get it all in one dose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And what would I. What would you use? I think.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I think Huel.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Rtd. Have you heard of that?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I love customizing stuff. Oh, right. And I love delicious flavors.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah. Oh, for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. 35 grams of protein. RTD. 35g powder. 40g.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Damn.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean that's the perfect amount of, you know, I mean, balance.

[Host/Announcer]

Jaime, what do you think the perfect amount of essential vitamins and minerals is?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

27.

[Host/Announcer]

There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

They got the hydrogen. Even know that.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's amazing.

[Dominick Cruz]

Hey, let's say you have a gluten allergy. What would you. Could I still have Huel?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Because it's gluten free. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Comedian/Guest 2]

Under $5?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I keep a couple in my car

[Dominick Cruz]

just as a quick meal replacement.

[Bobby Lee]

I do, too. Yeah. That's. Wow, that's ironic. You. George, do that. We have the same thing.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, that's really.

[Host/Announcer]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Comedian/Guest 2]

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[Dominick Cruz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Comedian/Guest 2]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Host/Announcer]

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[Dominick Cruz]

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[Bobby Lee]

What's the difference? We're trying to understand each other.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what it is.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Is it true that. That you and Bispy got in a fight or is that just all made up?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, that's what I was saying is like, I don't touch this subject anymore because that was the beginning of when we almost fought a physical fight. No, just like we're on the desk and he was burning me on the desk while we Were on Fox.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And so I had to burn him back, you know, you can't just let.

[Bobby Lee]

So what was your burn?

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, I mean, he said something about me knocking, me being done. I don't remember what he said to me, but it pissed me off.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And I said that he had that I won with both my eyes, basically,

[Bobby Lee]

bro. Slam, dude. What a slam, dude. Personal.

[Dominick Cruz]

You pulled it out. Yeah, I didn't want to do that, but you made me do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He. Did he pull his eye out?

[Dominick Cruz]

You should make a song about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. What? No eye. I think we can work on it.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, we got the song.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we can work on it. But. Wow. So it never got really physical though. He didn't grab you?

[Dominick Cruz]

No. He wanted to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He would kill you.

[Dominick Cruz]

We've been. It's arguable.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not arguable, dude. He would kill you, Robbie.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's not very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so much bigger than him.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

But. But look at his eyes. He's got two of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You don't know who you're talking about here, dude.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't. Is he going to come for me?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, dude. Bisping is.

[Dominick Cruz]

He lives in San Diego. We're going to be in San Diego this weekend.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'll admit this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

The numbers are probably not on my side.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Taller, a little bit bigger. But. Excuse me. But he's also got metal knees, one eye.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

At this point.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a little bit beat up. And I think that since he left the uk, he's gotten, you know, real big into the medical field here in the United States. And we all know what the pills do to you out here, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And so what kind of pills?

[Bobby Lee]

Like.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like blue choose, I think Bluetooth.

[Bobby Lee]

We're sponsored by Bluetooth.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, Yeah. I would never want to fight him on that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

It'd be a mess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, he's a family man.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a family.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a good family man.

[Host/Announcer]

Just so they know who Dominic Cruz is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Dominic doesn't mess around.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't around. Yeah, yeah. Look at that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Look at that.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Ye. Yet. Never mind.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, he would die in there.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay. Not that sparring.

[Bobby Lee]

This is him sparring.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

No, that's not sparring.

[Bobby Lee]

That was. Wow, look at that thing. That's a fight.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, in all reality.

[Host/Announcer]

Like, look, he's beating up the Asian guy for you, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you have to pin his arm like that?

[Dominick Cruz]

That was the idea, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this you versus tj, right?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I saw these fights.

[Dominick Cruz]

O, good scraps.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, good scraps, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, in all reality, though, yeah, Bisping is a legend and he was actually on a fight card with me when I fought Uriah Faber. And he fought, that's when he beat Weidman.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that was the left one.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, yeah. And so always respect for Bisping. As much shit as we talk, that's like older brother, younger brother type. Like, we're brothers, you know, so we bust each other's balls a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Who beat Luke Rockhold for the title?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, that's, that was Bisping.

[Bobby Lee]

That was Bisping, right?

[Dominick Cruz]

And he wasn't supposed to win. Like, this was on a short notice. I remember somebody pulled out of the fight and he got put in there. Was Weidman pulled out of that fight? Yeah, he got put in there, knocked him out with the left hook.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember same fight I beat. Yeah. Did you be Faber? I did, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Twice.

[Bobby Lee]

You know my favorite fight with, against, not you weren't fighting against him, but against Favor. Was the Brazilian Barral or what? No, not Barral, not Aldo Host Jose Alda. Big leg kicks, kicked his leg. Oh, my God, that would have. I can't believe that Uriah Favor even stood after.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, no, I don't know how he made it through that fight.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you had kicks like that done to you?

[Dominick Cruz]

Not like that. That there's, that's like next level. Yeah, that's another level. Like Barbosa's done that. Barbosa, certain guys that have done it, but at the end of the day, like, he took a beating from Aldo. Aldo was in his prime at that point.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you look at Oraya Favor's leg? After all those kicks, I think. Sorry, go ahead.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I was just wondering if there's any moments where you're like in the ring with and like it's like kind of more intimate, like it's not so aggressive.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to find. I want to suck his dick.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No, no, Maybe not the dick, but like just a cuddle.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love, like, do. Yeah. Is there a gu guy that you thought that you really loved?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yes.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Are you friends with them?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Never?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Why? Why? There's, you don't have friends.

[Dominick Cruz]

So if we threw, I don't know, half a million dollars on the table right now, and we said you can't like each other, otherwise you don't get the money, are you going to like them.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you can still like them and fight them is what I'm saying.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I mean, are you actually going to like. Like what she's saying, like have an intimate moment or are you just going to get the 500 grand?

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. What would you do?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I would absolutely get the buddy.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. That's basically what it comes down to. So even if you did like the person, you kind of like the money more.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, but still.

[Bobby Lee]

So the.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like your family.

[Bobby Lee]

So your feelings for him just dissipate?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yes. They go away.

[Bobby Lee]

They go. Now after the fight, do they come back?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, the thing is. Have you ever been in a fight? No, man, Never.

[Host/Announcer]

You have?

[Bobby Lee]

I've been feeling. Yeah. Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

But it wasn't in the Comedy Store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I got beat up. By who? Ari Shafir. Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

And at the end of it you felt so glad it was over.

[Bobby Lee]

I was glad it was over. And I fucking hated the guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

You did not hate him. You're still friends with him?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I got. Eight years later, we became friends.

[Dominick Cruz]

So you really. I was an actual, like, hate fight.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, I hated him. He beat me up.

[Dominick Cruz]

And then you lost after you hated him?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't swing. I didn't swing one time.

[Dominick Cruz]

Why, if you didn't like him?

[Bobby Lee]

He's 6 foot 2.

[Dominick Cruz]

So you just couldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't.

[Dominick Cruz]

Couldn't reach.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, he hit me from behind. I fell down. He kicked me in the face a bunch of times. It was like an unfair.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He lost his eye. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, so. But this. So the, like doesn't come back for you?

[Dominick Cruz]

Depends on who it is or.

[Bobby Lee]

So who? The people that you don't like right now.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Lee]

If you saw them at an event, that's a load. You're not gonna say hi or the people you wouldn't say hi to.

[Host/Announcer]

But you're also in a different place now.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, it's totally different. Like, it's. It is when you're competing, it's different than when you're not. Come on. I don't have anybody that I can't get along with. To me, I look at it like I don't like you. It's because you made me not like you, which means I'm giving you my power. You don't have the power to make me not like you. It's that simple. Okay, but if I'm competing against you. Yeah, I don't. It just none of that matters whether I like you or not. I'm just Going to hurt you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Dominick Cruz]

Makes it really easy when you're competing.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wild. You think it's hot?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No. No, I never said that.

[Bobby Lee]

What were you whispering? What are you whispering?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I said that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. So it's sexy. Yeah. So. So right now you get along with everybody.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah. Your friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, if you. If you saw Dillashaw at an event where you hug him and go, hey, how are you? How's your life?

[Dominick Cruz]

Hug is strong.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. You retired. Who gives a.

[Host/Announcer]

They just reconnected recently, but we're cool.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Would you have dinner with them? Like, hey, Teej, tease. Let's go. Let's get a meal. T. You wouldn't call them that.

[Dominick Cruz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dildil. That's what I thought. Yeah. Double double Ds or whatever. You wouldn't.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. Probably not. Probably dinner. Maybe a beer.

[Bobby Lee]

A beer? Maybe.

[Dominick Cruz]

Wow. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who would you have a dinner with? Listen, I've been out of the MA game for a while. Yeah. I don't know the new people, Right? Yeah. Okay. So Pereira.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, why not?

[Bobby Lee]

You'd have a meal with Pereira?

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, anybody who's not in your weight class is, like, pretty simple.

[Bobby Lee]

Jon Jones.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. When I've had him, I've had plenty of dinners. Jon Jones.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that like?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, He's a trippy guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I can tell.

[Dominick Cruz]

I have eyes, you know, you think that he's, like, one way or another, you can't ever get a. Yeah. He's a mystery on John.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You really can.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. So that's the best way to put him. Like, I've had nights at one in the morning where we're going over moves after an event. We both fought and we're going over moves in the hotel rooms, finding ways to, like, hurt each other.

[Bobby Lee]

And after the fight.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. We just call over moves. And you're drinking and partying.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not gonna go to bed?

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, you. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're drinking.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're celebrating.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're celebrating.

[Dominick Cruz]

Celebration. You just want to fight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, and then he's showing me his moves, and I got to learn, and so that was fun.

[Bobby Lee]

I would love to be there. I'll show you my moves.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. What's your best move, koala?

[Bobby Lee]

I make up my own moves.

[Dominick Cruz]

What does that entail?

[Bobby Lee]

I just clean on you like this, like you're a tree. And then I fall asleep, and then I'll Eat some bamboo. I don't sleep.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He also has chlamydia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have chlamydia, too. Yeah. Is this cool?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, those are those koalas that have that.

[Host/Announcer]

Koalas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, koalas have it. Yeah, yeah. Sexually active dude. You know what I mean? What a beautiful creature. I mean, sometimes I, like, burn myself. I'll do an Australia during the fires one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fun one. The fiery koala, I call it. Yeah, yeah. So watch it. You know what I mean? I do panda rolls. I do panda rolls. Yeah. So that's one of my moves. Do it. Yeah, but I would love to, like, after a fight, if you guys won, I would just love to be there Are. And me, too. Me, I would get involved. Let me try. Let me try. Would you go full force?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. Then no, no, no.

[Dominick Cruz]

With.

[Bobby Lee]

With you.

[Dominick Cruz]

You got to learn it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You got to show it to you. Like, he already knows. Jon Jones knows. So I'm just kind of hypothetically showing him what I would do. And he's like, yeah, this is how you blow somebody's knee out.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Dominick Cruz]

Those are the types of moves he's showing.

[Bobby Lee]

They're pretty sick. Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like, have you ever seen how he does that move where he stomps your knee?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

What's that called when. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Everybody would say, this is bad. This is like. Like, that's below the belt type of strike. And you still hear that sometimes where they kind of side kick your knee when they walk forward. I was. I remember before, this was a big move. He was showing me that this is something he's going to do, and he jumps and then shut. I was like, wow, that's vicious. So things like that.

[Bobby Lee]

He has another move, illegally punching a deaf guy. Do you remember that? Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're actually not wrong about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you remember that? And yeah, he fought a deaf guy and he punched him in the face illegally.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, Matt Hamill.

[Bobby Lee]

Matt Hamill. Is he not deaf? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Isn't it?

[Bobby Lee]

So that's a movie move. Punch a deaf guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, it was after the bell.

[Bobby Lee]

It was after the bell, right? I think so that's his one loss, right?

[Host/Announcer]

It's overturned now.

[Dominick Cruz]

The death guy.

[Bobby Lee]

It is. It's over two. So now he's undefeated. Jon Jones is undefeated. John, I was just a joke, if you're listening. Okay. I'm a huge fan. I've seen all your fights, and I love you so much. Yeah. Because that guy is probably greatest of all time. Yeah. Be real.

[Dominick Cruz]

On the numbers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, on the numbers.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, yeah, on the numbers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. And it. I think it's also preference, right? Like, what makes the best comedy of all time comedian of all time preference. A little bit. There's numbers, right? What are the numbers on the best comedian?

[Bobby Lee]

How do you. Well, if you. If you base it on ticket numbers, then, you know, I mean, what do

[Dominick Cruz]

you base the best comedian of all time? Honestly? Really, what do.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you do that, huh?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Good writing.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, see, everybody would say something different.

[Bobby Lee]

Absolutely not.

[Dominick Cruz]

So what is it? Seriously, though, being you're a top comedian, like, what is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you look at a guy like. I think they just did a list of the Hunter 20 Best Comics of all time, and Dave Attell was what, seventh or something like that? And, you know, it's not as if Attell does stadiums, you know, I mean, he's a club comic, you know, I mean, he's one of the greatest of all time. But it's his style, his joke writing, his coolness, everything about. Go ahead. What I said.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Writing, joke writing. Right, yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

yeah, you did say that. Yeah, but just one thing you said.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay, it's one of many things, but writing, writing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all you said.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Setting up your punches.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not it. That's nothing.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Setting up your punches, that's a joke. We both do that.

[Bobby Lee]

All jokes, you have to set it up, deliver the punchline.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah, but then there's comedians who do crowd work and don't, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's. I wouldn't consider that being, see, interpretive. Whoa, dude, you're right.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's my point. So how do you figure out who the best comedian of all time it is? And I look at it the same with fighting. Like, I think on the numbers, you can look at all the records he's broken, all the. He's never lost the way he's done it, the people he's finished when he did it. A lot of the guys he's beaten were the best in their prime when he beat them. So things like that is what you are. What are what you're looking at. But then when we're talking about some people, when you get them outside of the Octagon, maybe you don't always respect that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Their behavior outside.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

So, yeah, we have comedians like that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Some people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we do. We have comedians like that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Some people add that up, some people don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Dominick Cruz]

Again, that's interpretive and it's preference. Right. So let's say you're really funny, but you bang koalas on the side, right? You groom and that's where you get chlamydia.

[Bobby Lee]

That weird thing would probably getting chlamydia now.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're not a funny anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We might have to flag that because of bestiality, but yeah, yeah. But I get what you're saying is. Is that. Can I ask you a question?

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It don't say it from your point of view, say it how I would feel because I don't want you getting in trouble. Basically. Let me just throw it out there, right? Who's a nice guy? Like, I'm going to throw some names out and who I would think was a nice guy in the. In the business?

[Dominick Cruz]

Demetrius Johnson.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's one of the nicest guys I could tell.

[Bobby Lee]

I swear.

[Dominick Cruz]

He really authentically is like, even fighting when I was fighting him, I was like, ah, you're nice. Like, I have to like. No, don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he beat you?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, but it was still like. He was really nice.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a draw.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, it was. I won. Unanimous decision.

[Bobby Lee]

You won that? Yeah. You won.

[Host/Announcer]

Destroyed him.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He's dead.

[Dominick Cruz]

I did, but that's. He's still nice. Before the fight, he was nice. After the fight, he's nice. Like after you beat somebody who's nice to you after you. You know, doesn't happen much, right?

[Bobby Lee]

You can tell he's super nice.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's just authentically a nice human. Another one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, give me the nice guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

Musa Mei, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a jiu jitsu. A jiu jitsu specialist. He's an example. Somebody who's like, overly nice that you would hang out with, you know? Is that.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah, that's you with the tattoo with Demetrius. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is a long time ago. That was.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, that was 2013, 2012.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Wow.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. And he's one of the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead, Cat.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What, like, gets you really riled up to just beat these guys?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

The money.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, other more than the money. It has to come from like a deeper place.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. Your trauma, right?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yes.

[Dominick Cruz]

We all got a little trauma. What happened to you?

[Host/Announcer]

I'm curious how. I wonder if there's overlap.

[Bobby Lee]

That was so good. That was so good.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it pissed me off.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Pissed me off.

[Bobby Lee]

The question and also the timing of it pissed me off. That was so good. Head move. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what happened to me, Dom.

[Host/Announcer]

Let's see if there's overlapping your trauma.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's See, there was a little molestation. I was molested, you know, I mean, a little bit.

[Dominick Cruz]

How old were you?

[Bobby Lee]

Eight, nine years old? Ten maybe. I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, is that a molestation or did you kind of like, at that age?

[Bobby Lee]

I asked. I think I had down syndrome. The guy had down syndrome.

[Dominick Cruz]

I've heard this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Dominick Cruz]

Don't laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

And my dad used to beat me.

[Dominick Cruz]

With what?

[Bobby Lee]

With golf clubs, tennis rackets.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's bamboo.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not bamboo. I mean, my dad's not a Shaolin monk.

[Host/Announcer]

He's bald.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's got white.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean. Yeah, yeah. He's not. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's just a immigrant. Were you regular old immigrant dude?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Did he beat you with chopsticks or what?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I think that's racist.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, what the heck?

[Bobby Lee]

That's pretty racist.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, we were at the line.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

God. A white girl doing it, too.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, white shame.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, white shame.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Konich.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Korean. Not Korean, That's Japanese. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it right.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it. That's Korean. There we go. We're on the.

[Dominick Cruz]

You guys are teaching her.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she knows.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's being a bastard. Yeah, yeah, he's a bastard. Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So who.

[Bobby Lee]

One last nice guy. Give me another nice guy.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, man, let me.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just throw out? Would I like wonder boy? Oh, Stephen Thompson.

[Dominick Cruz]

Super nice.

[Host/Announcer]

Super nice.

[Dominick Cruz]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he's Christian.

[Dominick Cruz]

Whoop your ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Whoop your. But he is religious.

[Dominick Cruz]

With Jesus, he will whoop your ass.

[Bobby Lee]

With Jesus, he's still. You could try to convert me.

[Dominick Cruz]

He would beat your ass and be like, you sure you don't want to pray about it?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, like, he totally.

[Dominick Cruz]

The Holy Spirit told me to do this.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, if he kicked me the right way, I would die. Right.

[Host/Announcer]

I would die right.

[Dominick Cruz]

You. I mean, pretty close.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, because.

[Dominick Cruz]

Have you watched him kick?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of his fights. Most of his fights.

[Dominick Cruz]

He is an absolute.

[Bobby Lee]

He's an absolute animal with the kick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Nasty. I wouldn't want to. That's one of the last people I don't want to be kicked by.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, in the Adam abdomen, anywhere he

[Dominick Cruz]

kicked, you probably would break ribs. Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it would break ribs. Wow.

[Host/Announcer]

This is one of his.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Host/Announcer]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

This is his first fight?

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, his debut.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. This one's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Remind a little bit.

[Dominick Cruz]

You even see that?

[Bobby Lee]

You can't even see it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like, he Throws his leg up like a.

[Bobby Lee]

The guy's out. He's on a different planet. Whoa.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's like a superhero.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Even Tom, he really is that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he retire or.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, no, no, he's still gone.

[Bobby Lee]

I think.

[Dominick Cruz]

I think he's close.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, this was. What's that guy's name, the other guy? Yeah. Johnny Hendricks.

[Dominick Cruz]

New York is where he trains. I don't know where he's actually from. I know he cross trains with Chris Weidman and those guys.

[Bobby Lee]

His dad still is his corner.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He had a bunch of, like, pro kickboxing fights first, like, undefeated in kickboxing. Y crossed over to mma, learned how to stop the takedown, and then just started kicking the.

[Bobby Lee]

Out of. He's so nice. You could tell he's nice even when he's kicking. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Host/Announcer]

Sorry.

[Dominick Cruz]

Is like that, though. Like, you know, but he's so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, look at that. Oh, this guy's devastating. He's a devastating machine. Yeah, yeah. Look at him. He's handsome, too.

[Dominick Cruz]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we talk about handsome fighters? You're handsome, handsome.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, you guys are too kind.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You have a right. Be honest. Yeah, yeah, handsome. But then you. We got the. Can we talk about the uglies?

[Dominick Cruz]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Vanderle Silva.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, he got his nose fixed.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Colin McGregor. Who's Colin?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Colin Farrell. Yeah, yeah, the actor. He's very handsome.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Who's the Irish guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Conor McGregor.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Her.

[Bobby Lee]

I just said.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I was gonna play game and you just.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I guessed.

[Host/Announcer]

Did guess. He did guess.

[Bobby Lee]

What to say, my friend. You did.

[Dominick Cruz]

I see why they have you here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did guess.

[Dominick Cruz]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Getting really cocky. Yeah. Conor McGregor. What? Do you have any questions?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah. Is he still out there? Is he still playing?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

No, I don't.

[Dominick Cruz]

What do you guys think? You think he'll make it to the White House?

[Bobby Lee]

House. He already was at the White House.

[Host/Announcer]

No White House fight.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Fighting on the White House President.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, literally. Okay, so there's a fight that's happening is. There's a fight that's happening at the White House. Do you think that he'll make it on that card or get arrested first? Which happens first?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Is this what. Refunding.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. We are refunding this?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, this is happening at the White House.

[Bobby Lee]

This is. Is. It's very like Gladiator. Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Has it not been like that? We're just. What are we pretending not to know. I mean, it's been that way.

[Host/Announcer]

Gladiators.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's been that way. You got the really rich people on the outside that don't get punched, that tell us, like, it's been that way. That's, you know, might as well do it at the White House now. It's already happening.

[Bobby Lee]

As comedians, we're like that, too. I mean, we're just dancing clowns.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Just so that the rich people can get away from.

[Dominick Cruz]

Sometimes I feel that. I felt that way before.

[Bobby Lee]

Really. I have to do what they.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

They.

[Dominick Cruz]

They're going to do, but I chose it.

[Bobby Lee]

Hoard all the money. Right. Distract, distract, distract. And we're a distraction. We're proud of the problem part of it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

You feel that what you guys are.

[Bobby Lee]

We're. What do you.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

We don't have money.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't have money. I know, but you're. You're. You're developing because you're standup. Right. You don't have the name yet, but eventually you're going to be the guy distracting.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? As a tool. Cool.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

But also, we could be like a light at the end of the tunnel that provides, like, we could change things. Happiness for people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I think all forms of entertainment create happiness and joy, but it's still a distraction. It's. I think it's the rich doing it. You know what I mean? I mean, it would be a distraction

[Dominick Cruz]

if we knew what we were being distracted from. Right. So what are we. What are they distracting us from? That's what I want to know. What are they distracting you from?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the. That's the question. I do not know. Know. You know what I mean? Illuminati. I don't know. There's got to be some stuff that's. I'm not privy to any of that information. I'm just going to distract for them.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be the tool. I don't got it. Okay, look at me, look at me. Fart, fart, fart. Yeah, I just do that. Yeah, yeah, do. So you think that when you're fighting, because basically, you guys are essentially the gladiators of the Roman Empire.

[Dominick Cruz]

You think about it when you're negotiating, not by the time you get to the fight, you've let it go, you made your choice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

But before, when you're negotiating, you're like, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's another thing about that. What you guys get paid and what. What UFC gets paid. Right. And I could say this out of my own mouth, because I have nothing to do with it. I would love to come to a fight, by the way, so I don't want to burn any bridges, but I. I just feel like you guys should be paying more.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I really do, because I look at some of the things like. But look at how many people are there. Look at the. You know, I mean, look at how much they're making.

[Host/Announcer]

Their bodies are on the line.

[Bobby Lee]

Their bodies are on the line. I. I don't know. I think I look at some of that stuff. Especially if you're an undercard. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it's just like, sure, John, and headliners probably make really good money. You know what I mean? But they're not making money like Jake Paul when he fights.

[Host/Announcer]

That's a good point.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, so here's the. Here's a similarity that you might vibe with.

[Bobby Lee]

With.

[Dominick Cruz]

You got the headliner on a comedy card, and then you got the begin. The openers.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Dominick Cruz]

Should they get paid as much as the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but the headliner. The headliner pays the openers.

[Dominick Cruz]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, exactly. Good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay. You're getting a raise.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. $4.

[Dominick Cruz]

So from a promoter standpoint, that's. I'm not dumb. You got to look at all angles, right? Like, which came first, the chicken or the egg? So it's like, okay, the ufc.

[Bobby Lee]

God. God came first. Stephen's boy won. Ask Stephen Thompson.

[Dominick Cruz]

The UFC got through the politics bubble and made it legal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So then who would have done that if it wasn't for them? And then would I even be making any money at all? So there's all these different things, variables you got to look at. Right. But the difference is that I think we all deserve more. But I bet you guys believe you deserve more, too, right?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah. I mean, gas for the car, food for my mom.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a George question. I mean, that's strictly a George. Carol. I have nothing to do with the producer. I don't know how you get here. He's the boss, so it's like he's the, you know, I mean, the oppressor. He's the Dana White of this whole operation. Okay? So you point your fingers at him and don't ever look at me when

[Dominick Cruz]

you say, I'm okay. You know, I'm okay with what I got paid.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. No, I know. You're right. I know.

[Dominick Cruz]

I still got a job.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'm grateful.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I'm grateful.

[Dominick Cruz]

But I do understand, you know, what you're saying? Yeah, of course. I have Another thing, I paid more. Come on, who doesn't? Yeah, that's the way. That's how I always try to look at it. You're a business owner.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Owner.

[Dominick Cruz]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Aren't you?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Look at this face.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. It's hard for my business.

[Dominick Cruz]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome to the corporation.

[Dominick Cruz]

Do you guys deserve to be paid more by your. By your boss?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No, I'm very content with how much I'm paid right now by Bobby Lee.

[Host/Announcer]

I'm very happy on the record.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I just want everyone to know.

[Dominick Cruz]

How's that feel, Bobby?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I'm very happy.

[Dominick Cruz]

So you're just love. They really respect you.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you think that is? This business is different than your business.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, this is the question. Do you think they need their job? Job like their job, or just don't think they deserve more?

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what I'm doing.

[Dominick Cruz]

Do you think they're telling the truth to you right now?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

This is amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

See, this is what you're good at. This is putting people against each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what you are, dude? You're like worm tongue. Or like in.

[Host/Announcer]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

What? In Game of Thrones. What's that guy? The eunuch? No, not the unic. The guy that got splattered at the end.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Is that the guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Little finger. You're a little finger, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's bad news.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Nobody wants to be the. Stop.

[Bobby Lee]

You watch Game of Thrones.

[Dominick Cruz]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, your little finger.

[Dominick Cruz]

Stop.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a little finger? Yeah. This is Dominic Cruz. The king Whispers.

[Host/Announcer]

The king is not paying you, handsome fella. You need to kill the king.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You see what's happening? But you tried to do it to me first. To be.

[Bobby Lee]

What did I try to do?

[Dominick Cruz]

You tried. Tried to say that I deserve more pay and that we all deserve more pay. Well, I'm asking your people, the fighters.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's a different. It's a different setup.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's not. It is the difference. Just because they're not as funny as you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, what it is is that. No, that's not. That's not. That's not. That's not what it is. That's not what it is. That's not what it is. What it is is this. Okay. Number one, it's like I'm giving them opportunity, Right? So, for instance, the fighter is on a. No, the fighter is on a card. Number one, the headliner doesn't choose the lineup, does he?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yes.

[Dominick Cruz]

Headliner doesn't choose the lineup in the ufc.

[Bobby Lee]

So Jon Jones is on the main card. He can choose the lineups before.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, it's the promoter.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. No, I'm not the promoter. I'm the headliner. You're all the. He's the promoter. He's the carnival. Yeah, he's the promoter. Right. I'm the.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'm the headline, Dana. Because he's blaming IMGW me the same way you're blaming them.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the corporate.

[Host/Announcer]

Corporate.

[Dominick Cruz]

You see, he's just the promoter. You're the promoter, bro. You're Dana of this world in comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. You are.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really? I mean, how much more do you two deserve?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or how about this? Let's. Let's. Let's hear your demands. Let's hear your demands, Dom. You're right. You're Dom. Let's hear your demands.

[Dominick Cruz]

Promote.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

So when you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

You get one shot at this.

[Host/Announcer]

When you guys go on the road. Road, right? You guys do stand up. You guys do 10, 30 minutes, and then there's a price attached to that. What do you guys think?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

You go first.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No.

[Host/Announcer]

So Bobby's doing a week San Diego.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

You have a job at the Comedy Store, so.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Host/Announcer]

They all got really nervous. Yeah, the fighters got nervous.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is. See, because what's gonna happen is you're gonna lie to appease your boss because you want to keep your job.

[Bobby Lee]

What a twister. Dude, this is pushing the mind, dude. I love it.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

This has backfired on us.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, you'd rather. You'd rather have your job than name your price.

[Bobby Lee]

And as your boss, I'm going to leave you with this opportunity to do so. But you get one shot at it. Okay, but what happens if we.

[Dominick Cruz]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

We'll negotiate like we do.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a business.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead, Jaime, what would you like?

[Dominick Cruz]

Welcome to a fighter's life.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

So you're hosting for Bobby on a weekend. What do you want?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I would like to like to maybe get an Uber once in a while. You know, the Metro is not that great.

[Dominick Cruz]

You need a manager.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah. He does need that, actually.

[Dominick Cruz]

For what you're asking for. You need to get better at this Uber, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[Dominick Cruz]

Did you sniff glue before you.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

No, No, I take.

[Bobby Lee]

He was born this way. All right.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

They make me take the Metro.

[Dominick Cruz]

Dom, Help him raise the bar for yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, why don't you guys make a discussion? Talk amongst yourself off. And then.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

And then look at your butt. You can see it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

That's my boss right there.

[Dominick Cruz]

See that?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

That's my boss.

[Dominick Cruz]

See? And this is what Dana does, too. You think we get to talk to him?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, never.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay, so what do we say?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, you got to do it, right?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Maybe, like, $20 extra is good.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is your. This is the guy right here.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to leave the room. No, no, no, no. Negotiate with the. Come up with a thing. This.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll have a cigarette, I'll come back, and I would like to hear your proposals.

[Host/Announcer]

Hey, Dom's a pro at this.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Get the pen and paper out.

[Dominick Cruz]

Come on. No, but see, this proves my point exactly.

[Host/Announcer]

You don't just talk about money.

[Dominick Cruz]

Nobody wants to. No, you just. You can't do it.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

No, I know.

[Dominick Cruz]

So he set the stage for you guys, right? Without Bobby, you wouldn't have the stage. So is there any respect for that?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Is there any respect for that?

[Dominick Cruz]

For the stage he set?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Like, yes.

[Dominick Cruz]

So that's kind of how we got to be. Or you could just forget it and say, you are the stage he deserves. Deserves. Like, he's lucky to have you. These are your choices.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Right.

[Dominick Cruz]

Either you respect the stage he created for you and you're on it, and let's make the best of it and be grateful and work together, or he's lucky to have you and you should ask for how much if he's lucky to have you.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I feel like the first one for me.

[Host/Announcer]

I do feel I may. I think you got to do the second one. Let's just see what happens.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Second one.

[Dominick Cruz]

How much you worth? How much do you deserve for hosting? For this. For this job you do.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

For this job?

[Dominick Cruz]

You do a lot. You show up early, you leave on time. Yeah, right?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

What else do you do? That's. I mean, you deserve. You're that guy. Right.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Well, then we gotta work hard for it.

[Dominick Cruz]

You do, don't you? You just said that like you're not gonna say you don't work hard, are you? Like you're in a negotiation. Sorry, I don't work hard.

[Host/Announcer]

Can I get a ring?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Well, I meant, like.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like, I know why you're here, bro.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

As a comedian, we gotta work hard, you know, because we gotta get to where he's at eventually.

[Bobby Lee]

There we go.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, so how do you get there? How much do you need to be able to be to that level?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

It's not how much I need. I just need stage.

[Dominick Cruz]

How much do you deserve?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Stay. It's just stage time.

[Host/Announcer]

Okay, so negotiate stage time.

[Dominick Cruz]

There we go.

[Host/Announcer]

That's your value. Okay, you don't want to do 10 minutes. You want to do 30 minutes. You want to bump Kat down?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I Don't want to.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Let's not do that. No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Here's my favorite part about this discussion is you see, it gets nullified.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You don't know what to say. You don't know what to do. You're going to do your best. So then what are we going to do? You're going to bring in a manager and say, look, these two right here, best style in the game. She's here. So with the whole situation, this is how much they deserve. Right. That's why you need the middleman, because you can't toot your own horn, can you?

[Bobby Lee]

All right, get ready.

[Host/Announcer]

Remember, lock in. You guys have two different options. No, you guys have two different options, remember?

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay. So how much do you make per show on the.

[Host/Announcer]

When you're on the road?

[Bobby Lee]

Just. Well, I mean, I want to bleeped out. Yeah, it depend. What's the. What's the gig for Casino.

[Host/Announcer]

Okay, Casino.

[Bobby Lee]

There you go. Fresno or Casino. All right, all right. Casino.

[Dominick Cruz]

You make the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, without you, I didn't promote it. They do it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, but without you, there's no show. And whoever, Whoever set up every single

[Bobby Lee]

person in that seat coming to my show is because of me.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yes, exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

So that being said, I disagree. These guys actually bring more to the table than you, I think. And I think part of the reason that you're getting is because they're here.

[Bobby Lee]

I could choose. I. I have three followers. I have a stable of probably a thousand people. I could ask right that as equivalent, talent wise or more. That would do it even for cheaper is what I'm saying. So that's what I want to say.

[Dominick Cruz]

Now you sound like a fight promoter.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just telling you so you just

[Dominick Cruz]

told me these guys are worth nothing because you got guys that'll take less.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the reason why I use it.

[Dominick Cruz]

So there's.

[Bobby Lee]

I like them more as a human beings. I like hanging out with them.

[Host/Announcer]

Boom.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. I think that they have more potential than these other people. That's why I use them. I think that they're going to be future.

[Dominick Cruz]

You know, I mean, notice the term use.

[Host/Announcer]

Be a manager.

[Bobby Lee]

So good, dude. Yeah, you notice it. Yeah, yeah, notice it. All right, so what's the. All right, so what's the. What's the. What do you demand?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

So I say like 10 minutes of 500 bucks. Give me 10 minutes.

[Dominick Cruz]

I like this. I see why you hired him.

[Bobby Lee]

10 minutes.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

500 bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, done.

[Dominick Cruz]

And then a meal.

[Host/Announcer]

You got a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

And a meal. Done.

[Host/Announcer]

You Got a deal, baby. And an Uber.

[Bobby Lee]

I get you flight and also hotel room with that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Yeah, yeah. So that done. Good. Well that good agreement.

[Dominick Cruz]

Now. Now we only have one other.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead, Cat.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. I'll do 25 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

For four grand.

[Dominick Cruz]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Dominick Cruz]

So did. Are we starting to get the big picture?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not actually. Yeah. I don't even see the little picture. Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

I'm just curious.

[Dominick Cruz]

You think you're worth five gr grand? Wow. 500. Five grand.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Four grand. Okay. Yeah, 4,500. I think together you're worth not even five grand together.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay. So this is why fighter pay and. Yeah. This is how it works.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So if your self worth is shit.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so Dom, this is what I would do. This is what I would do then, right? I go. Oh, you want that?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah right.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd go, I'm going to call Ramsay because he'll do it. He'll do it for a thousand. Yep. Yeah. And you're out.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. Because you really.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

This is all hypothetical. I just. Whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're out. No.

[Dominick Cruz]

What the heck? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You just pissed me off. You're forever out. Dominic Cruz monster opening up her body. You are your fucking mind, you ungrateful bitch. Have you lost your fucking mind?

[Dominick Cruz]

See now this you were out. This is what you did wrong. You see what I'm saying Now you set the number too high.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, way too high.

[Dominick Cruz]

So now, now when talk to the promoter like how you can't even show up as four grand.

[Bobby Lee]

So now you can't even show up

[Dominick Cruz]

now when you show up and you the bed now, not only are you not gonna. You're cut.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're cut, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

See what I'm saying?

[Bobby Lee]

That's in fact Wednesday.

[Dominick Cruz]

He went five.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're out when low.

[Dominick Cruz]

His watering line is for 500 bucks he could up every day and he'll still get brought back by the promoters because he asked for no money.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay. Yeah. So I know, I love what you're doing there.

[Dominick Cruz]

These are your choices.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

These are your choices as a fighter. You know, do I want to come in and say I'm worth a hundred? I'm worth a million dollars.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

And now you're facing Jon Jones, Right. Or you can say, look, let me work my way up. I'm worth 500 grand instead of a million.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And so you have still in.

[Bobby Lee]

You're in. Oh, you're in for life.

[Host/Announcer]

Great deal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a great deal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay, so. So maybe. Maybe we just.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. Just redo it.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to redo it?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go ahead. I'll hear your second proposal.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Wait, can I redo mine too?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, go redo yours too.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. So I just want to say, first of all, I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Second of all, I will still host on Wednesday if you'd like to like that for me.

[Bobby Lee]

For free.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

For free. Oh, yes, chef.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, now we're working on. See? Same. Same amount of money, but one day for free.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're really teaching me something. This is great. I think you're trying to help me.

[Dominick Cruz]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would like to hear yours now. You're new.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I'll still keep it at 500.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

For the hosting. Yeah, 10 minutes for hosting. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Hosting, 10 minutes. But if I can sell my merch.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, 100%. Go ahead.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

And that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Oh, and a meal. I got to eat.

[Bobby Lee]

The meal is already included. Oh, meal. Yeah, yeah. The meal is very important to you. I get it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

No, it has to be wing stop, though.

[Bobby Lee]

So you want wings? You can get as much as you want. You can get Parmesan, buffalo, different varieties of flavors. I don't care.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Can I get the cheese sauce?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you can.

[Dominick Cruz]

Funny story. I actually did this in a negotiation one time, and I'm embarrassed about it. I asked for suits.

[Bobby Lee]

Picture this. It's late at night, you're scrolling through your feeds, when all of a sudden you see it. Oh, my God. That one product that you've been looking for. You click on the link, add to cart, maybe even shop around a little bit more before finally hitting checkout. As you're filling it in your address, you realize you don't have your card anywhere near you. That's when you see it. That purple pay button that has all your information saved, making checking out simple

[Host/Announcer]

as a tap of your screen.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Host/Announcer]

We use it on our website. When we sell merch, we use all the AI tools. It makes it super easy. You don't have to be some kind of like mastermind or genius to create a website. It's very easy, very user friendly to turn those wh ifs into with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at shopify.com tigerbelly go to shopify.com tiger belly. That's shopify.com tiger belly.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh. Oh. See how dumb that is? Why it's so stupid? It's like asking for food.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

If I just ask for money I could buy.

[Bobby Lee]

You look good in a suits.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Why wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the most amount of money have you spent on a suit bumper?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't know.

[Dominick Cruz]

Five grand.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Could you still have it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You have to. You can't get rid of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What brand was it? Can you say?

[Dominick Cruz]

Say, where is it? David August.

[Bobby Lee]

David August. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's just fits, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know, purple. What is it?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, this one is purple.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I've seen him in a purple. Like a light.

[Dominick Cruz]

I have wore a purple.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And I do have one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dude, I know everything about it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm really on it. Yeah. Were you guys whispering?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Nothing. We're just happy to be here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, that. I've seen you. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Wow. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, look at how handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you Asian?

[Host/Announcer]

You got Asian vibes with a purple suit.

[Bobby Lee]

Your eyes have a right in. That angle is like. You could be half Asian. You're the. But Cruz is Hispanic.

[Dominick Cruz]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, get it. Were you shameful of that? No, it's a good thing off.

[Dominick Cruz]

What we doing here.

[Bobby Lee]

It's better than whatever you are.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, you come across. I mean, what, Do I really look Asian?

[Bobby Lee]

Come on. If that angle. You kind of did.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, you look Chinese.

[Bobby Lee]

You already said that. Yeah, yeah. You got me. Panda Express. You're not. All right.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're not though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right now. Now that you're retired. Are you. What are you gonna. You're. You're great commentator and sports analysis. No, you were. You really are.

[Dominick Cruz]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Because not everyone can do it. You know what I mean? You're presentable. I think bisping is good too. As. As a commentator and sports analysis. Is that what you're going to do now for the rest of your life and podcasting and that. That's the direction. Or you start a School. And I think you should start a school. Right. And train people and, like, Dominic Cruz, School of Mayhem.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. These are the directions. Right? These are the directions. You go, like, are you going to start a school for comedy?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He kind of has one.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is it. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think that I. I have a. I'm good at this.

[Dominick Cruz]

Seems like it would be it.

[Bobby Lee]

I have young comics at the store. I think I do do this more than anyone. I take more people under my wing.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Totally.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you think so? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Because I care about the future and I help.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So. So, yeah, similar that. There's a piece of that, but also you're kind of free. Like, if you're in a gym, working at a gym, coaching people, you kind of got to stay in the gym 247 and can't really move around. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Just put your. You have someone.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, but you got to teach. Like, it's like nobody's going to teach comedy the way you do.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Dominick Cruz]

You can bring people in to do it for you, but they're not as good as, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but would you teach, like, guys that are definitely going to go into the MMA or just open to the public?

[Dominick Cruz]

I coach guys now. But you want, obviously, like, what you're saying, if I'm going to move into coaching, I want to build, like, a team. And you need people. Right. But just doing work right now, I'm doing commentary. I'm fortunate to get to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And then, you know, I hurt my shoulders, so I haven't. I tore. I just blew it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

Fighting. But that kind of pulled me out of the coaching, and now I've gone. I'm Started the podcast stuff just because, like you, I like to give back, and I feel like my mind can give more right now than necessarily my body can.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you have. Do you get MMA guests on it or do a variety of different people.

[Dominick Cruz]

Everybody. Yeah. You're in.

[Bobby Lee]

Invited. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Well, can we go?

[Bobby Lee]

Barker. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Travis Barker came on. We just had a. Matan isn't a fighter, but that was very interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

You had baton on. What was that like?

[Dominick Cruz]

Very, very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a funny kid.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a bizarre, funny kid.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I would say Mayhem was a trip.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's also, you know, Herb Dean wasn't a fighter. That was random.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Herb. Herb Dean. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's a ref.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a ref. I know him.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. So well, I just had a comedian on. I just had.

[Bobby Lee]

Who?

[Dominick Cruz]

Pete. Pete Holmes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I Love Pete.

[Dominick Cruz]

Pete was great.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a big one.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Great.

[Dominick Cruz]

He was awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We've never had Pete.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, we need to get him.

[Bobby Lee]

How come you've never had Pete? Yeah, reach out, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh yeah, you should. He's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. I'm friends with him. I, I can't believe we've never had him.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. There's a lot of people you, you know that. That would be the fight I would like to see. What you versus Pete Holmes.

[Bobby Lee]

He's too tall. Maybe somebody.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's why it would be Brad Williams.

[Bobby Lee]

Williams?

[Dominick Cruz]

No. Come on, man.

[Bobby Lee]

The dwarf. The dwarf. I, I think I can beat him.

[Dominick Cruz]

I haven't seen Brad Williams. Let's see a picture of Brad Williams.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See if I can beat Brad Williams. I think I can.

[Dominick Cruz]

Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, do you think I'm proud of calling this man out?

[Host/Announcer]

I do, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. I feel confident about it. Yeah. Yeah. For a win.

[Dominick Cruz]

I think this is the other thing though. Like now it's actually higher pressure if

[Bobby Lee]

you think about it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Cuz if you lose, what does that mean about you?

[Bobby Lee]

I. There's no shame. It's just funny at that point. It's just funny. Bobby Lee lost to a dwarf. That'd be fun. Very funny.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That'd be great PR actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Really good pr.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

I would love to manage it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you would like to manage that fight?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I'll be there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I'll be the ref.

[Bobby Lee]

The referee stuff. Yeah, I, I, because I'm a good grappler. I can take him down for sure.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? Grappling is what Groundwork too. I think I'd be able to, I, I think I'd be control him on the ground.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, Bobby can actually wrestle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

What was the nickname?

[Dominick Cruz]

I saw your pictures but I mean how long they would do.

[Host/Announcer]

You would do a Grammy roll in competition they would yell egg roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was known for the egg roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're so tired of the Chinese jokes. Just the agent's gotten.

[Bobby Lee]

All my life, you know.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're just sick of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I got it all my life. But keep it doing, doing it. Keep doing it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Is there even anything funny anymore at this point about it?

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing. But you know, bring me Panda Express.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I mean I just, I was trying to bring authentic cuisine to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Not really. You know, I'm a big.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Right. It was thought that counts.

[Dominick Cruz]

How many People have brought gifts for him and he can't be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, you're. You're Hispanic when you're Hispanic, right?

[Dominick Cruz]

I am, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's Hispanic. What happened?

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, different shapes and sizes.

[Bobby Lee]

Different shapes and sizes. What happened genetically here?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Do you think you speak Spanish?

[Dominick Cruz]

I poco.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Oh, so this is different.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

A little bit, like, not that fluent, but a little bit more. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Where's your family from? You know, because there's different types. There's Latinos, Mexicans. Yeah, Mexican American, half.

[Dominick Cruz]

So my mom's side, English, Irish. On my dad's side, he's all 100% Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So, yeah, I mean, guess I'm a little mixed of both, right?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

They say Ireland is like the Mexico of the US I've heard that. Or the uk, I think, anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they did, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, there was a lot of oppress. I think you're talking about oppression.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oppression, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

And Catholicism.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And Catholicism, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is this?

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, I just want to show Dom some of kind of your movement with your stand up. Like, these guys are slap boxes. Boxing. But it seems silly, but he actually kind of beats the out of the skin.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, I see it now.

[Host/Announcer]

Do you see the movement?

[Dominick Cruz]

No, you know, it's different. You know what I just saw?

[Host/Announcer]

He's actually pretty good.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, he's. You know what it is?

[Bobby Lee]

He's.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're feisty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm a feisty. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Angry.

[Bobby Lee]

That's you. Yeah. Look how fat I was.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, you're. You're an angry guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at my hand moves, dude. Up and down, dude. I call that the heaven and earth, dude. You don't know what you're looking at, Dom.

[Host/Announcer]

What do you think of just the movement?

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, man. I mean, any talk.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go, dude. Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

We need to do this hypothetical. I think I could take.

[Bobby Lee]

What am I doing? Okay, Wait, what's happening? Push pause. Push pause. No. Yeah, push pause. Push. Push pause. All right, push.

[Host/Announcer]

I can't stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on.

[Dominick Cruz]

I can't stop. That's. Thought was. Sorry, Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I did that.

[Dominick Cruz]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that is not stupid.

[Host/Announcer]

I know that part.

[Bobby Lee]

So dumb. I apologize for that. Yeah, I would never do that again.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's actually my advice to anybody who's never fought before. Just straight naked and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that would be one of my moves.

[Dominick Cruz]

Pissing shit on yourself and nobody's going to touch you.

[Bobby Lee]

But I found that the UFC got more Interesting when women started fighting, to be honest with you.

[Dominick Cruz]

What. What made it more interesting to you?

[Bobby Lee]

I like.

[Host/Announcer]

He loves you.

[Bobby Lee]

I love. I liked Joanna Yejczyk when she first came on. But then I loved, you know, I mean, some of the drama between. Especially the Rose naming units. That Chinese girl. What's her name? Weiling Wang,

[Host/Announcer]

Weiling Ma, Weiling Wong.

[Bobby Lee]

The way when. When Joanna was on a streak and she fought. Not Joanna.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Joanna Young. And then Rose Nami Yuna Speeder.

[Host/Announcer]

Peter.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was the most exhilarating fight I've ever, Ever seen. Story lines, the storyline about it. You know what I mean?

[Dominick Cruz]

You like the storyline thing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I liked when Rose beat that Chinese girl with that kick. Remember that kick? This is how long ago? Yeah. I mean, I've. I've watched the ufc, but I always liked, you know, when Ro. When. What's her name?

[Dominick Cruz]

Rhonda.

[Bobby Lee]

Rhonda first came on, she was dominant, but then, you know, I mean, then these other women. Women. Rose, Holly, home, all these people. I just like the drama of it. And, you know, what's that girl? Let me just see if I can figure it out. The Eastern European girl. That's badass.

[Host/Announcer]

Valentina.

[Bobby Lee]

Valentina. What's her last name?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I know that one.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that one? Yeah, I just. The athleticism in them, and I don't know, it's just a fun.

[Dominick Cruz]

I'll say this. It's the fastest. Like, women are growing, growing really fast right now in the sport. Not just in mma, but also number one, I think that it's growing the fastest for mma. Is wrestling. Like, watching women's wrestling explode right now might not be something that you guys know a lot about, but it's never like growing up in high school. If you were a wrestler, how much did you get made fun of for being a wrestler? Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

None.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I completely. You're a liar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they call me champ.

[Dominick Cruz]

So he got made fun of a lie.

[Bobby Lee]

There goes the champ. Hey, champ. Hey. What's up?

[Dominick Cruz]

So you get made fun of a lot for wearing the singlet and all that, but now women are doing it. Makes it not so weird, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's who. The only thing you were scared of is, like, being made fun of by girls when you're a resident.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Now it's like girls are taking over the sport.

[Bobby Lee]

They made fun of me just walking down the hallway at school. What are you talking about?

[Dominick Cruz]

I think in high school, you were cool. I could tell by the anger you had in that fight. But look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

Throw.

[Dominick Cruz]

Wow, that is beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Beautiful.

[Dominick Cruz]

Beautiful technique. And they're getting better and better. There's a girl named Audrey right now. Jimenez. That's that. She won state championships in Arizona and beat all the boys. No. In the boys division.

[Bobby Lee]

It's amazing.

[Dominick Cruz]

She's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Literally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's actually insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So the women's wrestling is growing, and then that's crossing. That's a piece that's crossing over to women's mma. But I think, in general, women's MMA is going to blast off in the next five, 10 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I do. Like, it's going to really. Because you see younger girls, like, I mean, doing it, you know, I mean. And when you see that, when they get older, they're going to be badass. Here's another sport that women are rising in. Skateboarding.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Also. Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Similar.

[Dominick Cruz]

Similar. Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Similar.

[Dominick Cruz]

Holy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, some of the stuff that they're doing right, is like, wow, like, dudes can't even do that.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. And it used to be like, girls don't do this. They don't fight, or girls don't. You know, and now it's just like, none of that really exists. And they're coming in there and they're

[Bobby Lee]

doing crazy shit, and they eat it on skateboarding, like, really hard falls that get back up and they go back. I just love it. You know what I mean? And I think it's because I was so traumatized as a kid, right. I've always been. I've always rooted for the underdog, you know? I mean, it's like sometimes even in fights, if I watch an M fight, the guy that's not supposed to win, I want them to win.

[Dominick Cruz]

So you're saying women are never supposed to win, and.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, that's not what that's. Is that what you heard?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what you heard?

[Dominick Cruz]

That's what she said.

[Host/Announcer]

I root for women because of the underdog.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm just saying that I just want, like. No, no, no, no, no. It's not that for me. Yet.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You kind of are a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Women comedy, right?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So there was a time in the 90s where I'm not going to name the guys, but, like, there was like, you know, Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings, all these young girls doing standup, and guys would straight up go up to him and go, get the fuck out of here. Women aren't funny. And I. I always hop to their defense, like, what are you fucking talking? They're funnier than you Are you Piece of. You're, you know, I mean, I've always been like that. That's why I've always, like a lot of my openers have been women on the road over the years. You know, I mean, I just support it because it's like, I just don't like when people are picked on or, you know, I mean, bullied. And so it's just like when I see any group of people, like when the Philippines in general will win a gold. I don't have they in weightlifting, I think. But like, I, I, I, I, I celebrate that more because I just like, you know, I mean, the underdog winning, that's all. What's what.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. No, I'm just wondering why it should

[Bobby Lee]

get a deeper applause than that. Yeah. Yeah. What's up, champ? What's up?

[Host/Announcer]

Egg roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Egg roll. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're a kind soul.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that. You're not like that. Tell me about your trauma.

[Dominick Cruz]

That I want the under.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you asked me about my trauma, you bypassed it. Well, tell me about your trauma, Cruise.

[Dominick Cruz]

My trauma?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay. My trauma was also being molested young. Okay. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Is that funny?

[Bobby Lee]

Kidding.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, no, I was kidding. Just because the person didn't have down syndrome doesn't mean that any less traumatizing for me.

[Host/Announcer]

It's all the same saying, man, that's bad.

[Dominick Cruz]

A dick's a dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Dick's a dick.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

My grandfather used to say that.

[Dominick Cruz]

So don't be really.

[Bobby Lee]

Got that big of a laugh, huh? There you go. There you go. Your grandpa just tell you that?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyways, I. I don't know if he's mocking. Is he mocking me? That's him.

[Host/Announcer]

You know him?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

It's pretty funny.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Sorry, Dominique.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry.

[Dominick Cruz]

Continue.

[Bobby Lee]

What you call him, Dominique?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Dominic.

[Host/Announcer]

She's so nervous.

[Dominick Cruz]

This whole.

[Bobby Lee]

You called him Dominique.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay, I got nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

So then was your father abusive right now or.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, no, my dad was a meth addict, so it wasn't really abusive. He just wasn't around. But the trauma, he's a real Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

But seeing that in your life, the abandonment must be traumatic.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, maybe. It built me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. You know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Dominick Cruz]

Like it. How tough did it make you that that thing happened to you? Right.

[Bobby Lee]

The variety of things. I think it made me. You know, when you're young and you're

[Dominick Cruz]

now, you always root for the underdog. Like you were the underdog in that situation. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But not just that.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's where it comes from. That's the root of it, right? You were the underdog in that story. And.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's just not that.

[Dominick Cruz]

But technically, wouldn't the person with down syndrome be the underdog? And you actually might have just been normal?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

He's 30.

[Dominick Cruz]

How old were you?

[Bobby Lee]

10.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay, so if we looked up the intelligence.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. What are we analyzing? What are you analyzing?

[Dominick Cruz]

Aren't they around the same age, mentally? So technically, you were, like, going. So we were in the middle.

[Bobby Lee]

We met in the middle.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was mutual. You're right. It was mutual.

[Dominick Cruz]

I would have made metrics.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it also toughened me to when I was 23 and just going up on stage like no one else was doing it in San Diego in. In my friend group or any. I didn't know anybody. And I went. I looked at that stage. I'll go up. You know what I mean? And the bravery of it, because it's. It's scary when you first go up. And so I think the trauma and all that stuff that I went through as a kid built me up. A bravery, you mean? And also thrill seeking, because I'm a big thrill seeker, you know? I mean, so it's like. I think that's. Do you think that helped?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, but also like an acceptance and a love from a group of people where you didn't necessarily feel it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Is that not true?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's true.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Say it more commanding, though. Yeah. Like you fighting must. That must have.

[Dominick Cruz]

So the trauma of the thrill or trauma or thrill of the molestation for you is what motivated you to be. That's comedian

[Host/Announcer]

built by molestation, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Were you Hannibal Lecter? Your mind works in the craziest way, dude. You're a mind twister, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

He not just say that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't know what you're doing, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

I just said that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what is going on here, dude?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, Like, I'm trying to figure it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Really confusing. Sometimes you don't have to figure it out.

[Dominick Cruz]

I don't know if sometimes you don't

[Bobby Lee]

have to analyze it.

[Dominick Cruz]

I can't tell if you were motivated or traumatized at this point anymore. But by the molestation, I don't know either.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's the mysteries of life.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is called a breakthrough.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Don't ever point at me again.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is healthy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's healthy.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is healthy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This is good. This is healthy. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is Good. Do you feel relieved to just let that.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? Not really, no. It did nothing for me. Yeah. Yeah. But it's. You're an interesting guy. Dude here is. Don't you think that he's it. Because he's bright.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah, he is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, he's bright. You're a bright one.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Super smart.

[Dominick Cruz]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he was like, super smart. And I think your style of fighting reflects who you are.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because, you know, his style of fighting is you don't touch me. I touch you.

[Dominick Cruz]

Now we're talking.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? That's how smart he is, his movement. Right. Am I not right?

[Dominick Cruz]

You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Pop, pop, back out. Right. Great wrestler as well. Right. But he is so evasive in the ring.

[Dominick Cruz]

So I'll tell you what I was thinking. I had to fight a lot of. I don't know if you've looked at the. The. The slew of guys that have been in the ufc, but they're absolute freaks of nature.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Right.

[Dominick Cruz]

When you watch them, you're like, how. And me being me, I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to beat these. Some of these guys. And so I said, I gotta. They're dumb. I gotta be smarter. That's my best hope.

[Bobby Lee]

I wanted to say that. But.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. And it's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So that's how I felt about it. It's like, if I'm going to have a hope, I better use my brain, because these guys are strong and fast. But if they can't touch me, if they can't grab me, and if they can't hit me, it doesn't matter how strong and it doesn't matter how fast they are.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So, you know, that's why for you. Or how about this for them? If you had them do their first set in front of a deaf audience, then they would just be winning all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

If they were doing a stand up comedy in from a deaf audience, it would be a disaster.

[Dominick Cruz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because it would be completely silent in the room.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

It's just like every one of my shows.

[Dominick Cruz]

So it's okay? No, but they couldn't mess up.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the thing about stand up.

[Host/Announcer]

Breaking Bobby's body.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the thing about stand up. Dub, dub. Here's the thing about stand up, that's the most important thing. Getting laughs, that's the measure of you doing well, is the hearing of laughter.

[Dominick Cruz]

But here's the other qu. Here's the other thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Not this.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, but how do you.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever they Would make.

[Dominick Cruz]

How do you know that's not them laughing and you making fun of them laughing?

[Bobby Lee]

Because they're not laughing at.

[Dominick Cruz]

They don't know they can't hear.

[Bobby Lee]

I know they don't know what you're saying. So they're just guessing based on mouth movement.

[Dominick Cruz]

So now you don't think they can read your mouth? You don't think they have those skills? This is all they do. You just can't hold them that high. You hold them that little. They can't read them out. This is all they do. They can. Can't hear. Of course they can read their mouths.

[Bobby Lee]

The guy. The guy in the back of the room is reading your mouth. It makes no sense.

[Dominick Cruz]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Dominick Cruz]

Perfect sense?

[Bobby Lee]

I just played. I just played Bakersfield, Right? There's balcony seats. They couldn't read my mouth, dog.

[Dominick Cruz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So that give me another group of

[Dominick Cruz]

people than deaf people for them to talk in front of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Like the Apollo Theater.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Or like.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, like the Apollo Theater? What? Black people. You're equating that to know? Yeah,

[Comedian/Guest 1]

sorry. Dumb.

[Host/Announcer]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

He's never apologized to a guest before.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's hard. It's hard to manage you in these types of situations. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very hard. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

How about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

An ESL class.

[Host/Announcer]

Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

English is second language.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Cool. Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

So what if they did comedy in

[Bobby Lee]

front of people that don't understand English?

[Dominick Cruz]

But he speaks Spanish. Okay, so technically, like. Like some of the act they would get, some of it wouldn't. So they're just going to laugh out of kindness and that could work for them. Right. They don't actually have to be funny because they can't even understand them.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

How you that equating to your fighting style, though?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was like, where the. You know. Yeah. I don't know what the connection there was.

[Dominick Cruz]

There wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a part of your Hannibal Lectern Brain games. Oh, yeah. You're doing brain games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, I kind of got off track.

[Bobby Lee]

You did? Yeah, yeah. It's fine. It's fine.

[Dominick Cruz]

What was the original question?

[Bobby Lee]

We don't even remember.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Really.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I tend to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, do.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What happened to your finger?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Dominick Cruz]

I had surgery on it. It just. Oh, it just goes completely sideways and it broke. Well, I had surgery and then I tore it through the surgery. I've had like 10 hand surgery, surgeries.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You have control of it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Can you.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you lift it up? Like, I can't even do it.

[Dominick Cruz]

So I can bend it, but it just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I can't do it.

[Dominick Cruz]

It doesn't work.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you just expose your. That finger right now with closing your other.

[Dominick Cruz]

This is how it should look.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're using your thumb to. Yeah, I can't do it. I can only do this.

[Dominick Cruz]

I can't.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I do that. Is that right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you to get your pinky down too. Like. Because I can flick off. But I can. I can't flick off with the. Very good. All right. I don't know what we're doing.

[Dominick Cruz]

Just got off track a little.

[Bobby Lee]

It didn't.

[Dominick Cruz]

I like.

[Bobby Lee]

Perfect.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, this is what the podcast is. This is what we do. Meander, sidestep, you know, what are you doing?

[Dominick Cruz]

Dude, you're super good at it too.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Just one more question, actually. Do you ever crack people's backs?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, nice.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to. You want them to crack your back after the show?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Maybe you can crack Bobby's back.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. My back's fine.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's been cracked.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay, I'll have it. I'll crack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Do what it back on the right is.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You got it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay. I need to fix my posture.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm going to ask you, Dom, if Cuz we're try. Are you going to get me in that November. Where was that fight happening?

[Host/Announcer]

We want to try to get Bobby and go ringside to a fight. Can you help us do that?

[Bobby Lee]

What? They. They said no already.

[Host/Announcer]

No, I'm still waiting from Paramount. The first fight in Vegas. That's in 3.

[Dominick Cruz]

24th.

[Host/Announcer]

24th.

[Bobby Lee]

And they said no. They say no, I don't want to go.

[Host/Announcer]

No, they haven't said anything yet.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, I get a couple. I'll get you one. I'm there.

[Bobby Lee]

But I don't want to be in the back row. I want to be around the cool

[Host/Announcer]

Dominic Cruz gets back.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean, we'll get you decent. We'll get you something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to go and you know when the cameras go wave or whatever. Okay. They don't do that or. No, I'm not big enough.

[Dominick Cruz]

I mean. Well, Andrew.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew Santino gets it. He's my podcast partner.

[Host/Announcer]

Tony Hinchcliffe is there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why does Tony and Andrew get the wave and the camera and I'm going to be in the back row. I don't. To go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It'll be embarrassing if I'm in the background. There's no camera.

[Host/Announcer]

You're. You're Dom's guest.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. You'll be off. Yeah, we'll take.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I'm gonna put you in the background.

[Host/Announcer]

Bobby Lee C500.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, in the back like that. It's embarrassing.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I mean, I couldn't do better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

You're.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're not. You might be right. I don't know what they would give me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Dominick Cruz]

I. I would like to say. No way the UFC would give me seats for you, but. Yeah, I can't, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

I know Dana, though. I've had dinner with him.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, He's a nice guy, and he probably thinks you're hilarious, So I think your best bet, because you've had dinner with Dana, is to ask him.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, the direct line to him. That's a problem.

[Dominick Cruz]

Me neither.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, really?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. I don't have a direct line. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to. You got to think, like, how many fighters you're trying to talk to. Dana, if he has their. If the what?

[Bobby Lee]

Is Rogan still a commentator?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so forever. So I can go through Rogan? Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Also. Yeah, I think that'd be the fastest way. You get whatever you want through Rogan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, I want to go to the. What do I say? Let's create the message.

[Host/Announcer]

The first Paramount card.

[Dominick Cruz]

You should text it now. Let's do it while we're here, and

[Host/Announcer]

then take a selfie with Dom.

[Dominick Cruz]

Send a text to Joe right now and say he's.

[Bobby Lee]

If I would like. No, no. Here's. No, here's the problem. I don't want to do it now. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Here's the problem.

[Host/Announcer]

Do it. Dom's here.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'll tell you why. Here's the problem, right? I'm gonna. We're doing it on the pod, right? I'm gonna take a photo with Dom, send it to him, right? And he's very direct with me, and he could. He could quite possibly say, nah, I can't make that happen. Which. It'll embarrass him and me and Dom and the whole situation, right? And I'll look like the biggest fool in the world.

[Host/Announcer]

See how his bread works. He just.

[Bobby Lee]

I go negative.

[Host/Announcer]

He goes negative.

[Bobby Lee]

I go negative.

[Dominick Cruz]

First you find a way to not take the ch. Chance. Yeah, that's interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll do it.

[Dominick Cruz]

It.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll do it for the show and. And then the next podcast we do, I'll. I'll. I'll give. I'll give you the results.

[Host/Announcer]

What is this, like, co.

[Dominick Cruz]

I think he's going to hook you, cuz you. I think he likes you. You know, and I'll be honest. He gets way more. He'll get way more from the UFC than I ever could, and he'll get way better tickets because he's. He's been there forever. You know, Know the reason why Rogan is not just there because he's the greatest podcaster on earth at this point, but also because he was there for free before UFC was legal and before, you know, so he's like the guy that believed before it was time to believe, and I know how that feels as a business owner. Anybody, like, for instance, Originals Family Farm was the first opening sponsor for me for my podcast. And it's like, that means a lot when somebody. Somebody gets behind you before anybody knows if it's going to work or not, right? Joe Rogan did that for the ufc, so I feel like that's why he gets. You know, he'll get whatever he wants.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so let's try it. I'm gonna go. This.

[Dominick Cruz]

This.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Can you read us the message?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, I want to know.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we're constructing the message together. Are you crazy?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What are you doing over there? You've been.

[Host/Announcer]

He's just on Instagram watching.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, hold on. Let's take a photo with me. Dom, can.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Do you want us to be in it or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, please.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. That's pretty good.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

That's a good one.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Ralph got seats.

[Bobby Lee]

Ralph Barbarosa is another comedian.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, yeah?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Why would Ralph get him and not you?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm doing it.

[Dominick Cruz]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so.

[Dominick Cruz]

Hey, Joe. So nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm very nervous. Say, he. Listen, if we're a tribe podcasting, right, he's the. He's the one of the tribal leaders.

[Dominick Cruz]

He's the guy, right?

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, but you're OG with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know I am. I know. I'm up there. I'm a part of the council, right? But, like, you know, I rewatch Star wars, you know, I mean. I mean, I don't know how to do the force throat, you know, I mean, clamping thing, but you have a.

[Host/Announcer]

You have a.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what Joe does. He's. He's Darth Vader. I'm Still a part of the circle, you know? You know. You know, the guy that questions, like, you know, I mean, you and your superstitious, you know, means force, you know, I mean this and that. You know, I mean, you would be Luke. Oh, thank you, dude.

[Dominick Cruz]

Right? You would be Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

You would be a jawa.

[Dominick Cruz]

What you call me, tell me what I am?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, a jawa.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah. I'll be a Sith Lord.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Joe, I'm with Dom.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What's up? Say what's up, buddy.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. What's up, buddy?

[Host/Announcer]

Or hey, hey, girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, what's up, buddy?

[Host/Announcer]

By the way, this is a jawa for everyone's reference.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Hey, Joe. So I was gonna ask Dominic for tickets, but I didn't want to be in the back, so could I get tickets from you?

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, that's funny.

[Dominick Cruz]

See, that's funny.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

P.S. how's global warming?

[Dominick Cruz]

He would understand that.

[Bobby Lee]

He'd be like, I'm doing. Can you help me get tickets?

[Dominick Cruz]

I didn't want to be in the back with Dominic's seats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, can you get. Can you help me get tickets for ufc? What? What's it?

[Dominick Cruz]

I can. I'm. Yeah, he's not wrong. I might.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

They might get back.

[Dominick Cruz]

They might sha. Draft you through me, but if you go through him, you'll get a good.

[Host/Announcer]

Hey, Joe, UFC 324 in Vegas.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Can you help me get.

[Bobby Lee]

Get tickets for ufc?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Make sure they're better than Tony Hench Cliffs.

[Bobby Lee]

No, can you help me get tickets for UFC?

[Host/Announcer]

I've ever helping this man, you know.

[Dominick Cruz]

Amanda, UFC what, 324. Amanda Nunes versus Kayla Harrison are the main event for our co. Main event for that one. And you love the. The ladies division, so that's the one to be at. It's one of the main ones to be at.

[Bobby Lee]

That's me.

[Dominick Cruz]

And I guess that might be one of the best. You know, known as one of the best women's fights to ever happen since Ronda Rousey.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

And Holmes, I'd say right like up there in the.

[Bobby Lee]

So I just put. If not, it's cool. And then take a selfie with Dom. I did. I have the photo. Okay. I said okay. Hey, Joe, I'm with Dom. What's up, buddy? What's up, buddy? Is weird.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What's up, buddy?

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Joe, I'm with them. What's up, buddy?

[Host/Announcer]

Why are you saying it?

[Bobby Lee]

This is the way I would say it. Can you help me get tickets for UFC 324? Just me and a guest. If not that's cool. What? Me and. Me plus one guest.

[Dominick Cruz]

Me plus one.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah. Plus one is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Just me and a guest. The only two people. Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

So we can film it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Come on. I'm not asking for three.

[Dominick Cruz]

Who are you bringing?

[Bobby Lee]

Probably this fucker.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah, but I need to bring a guy.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to go?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I might be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he's gonna already be there.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Can I go ask for 500 bucks?

[Bobby Lee]

If not, it's cool.

[Dominick Cruz]

Should have worked that in the negotiation.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah, that would have been better.

[Host/Announcer]

You should throw up with Dom. Said a little joke towards Dom. Like, Dom seater. Dom can't get me seats, so I

[Dominick Cruz]

don't think it's a joke.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Dom, bro, you're a world champion, man.

[Dominick Cruz]

Don't make it worse. You're just.

[Host/Announcer]

Dom's seats are all in the 500

[Dominick Cruz]

up in the bout balcony.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never asked him for this. I feel so.

[Dominick Cruz]

That's why it's so fun to do it here. Great.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go. I'm gonna send it.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Okay. Wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

What was the last part? You didn't read it?

[Bobby Lee]

I said, Dom can't get me good seeds.

[Host/Announcer]

That's funny. That's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me read it again. Let me read it again. Okay, read it again. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Here we go.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Send it.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. I'm with Dom. What's up? Can you help me get tickets for UFC 324, just me and a guest? If not, it's cool. Dom can't get me good seats,

[Dominick Cruz]

just

[Bobby Lee]

the shape I just sent it.

[Dominick Cruz]

You're not wrong. Wow.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

How fast do you think he'll respond?

[Comedian/Guest 2]

How is the pick?

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I could. Let's just say this. I think he's, he has a lot of his plate, so I think he's gonna be like. I think he's gonna be like, no,

[Comedian/Guest 2]

I don't should do a song.

[Dominick Cruz]

I don't like it. Can we have another song about it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

What do we got?

[Bobby Lee]

Just, I don't know. Can you sing it?

[Dominick Cruz]

I think you. It's Jesus. Voice is special.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Dominick Cruz]

Your voice is special. Go with it. Let me just feel it.

[Bobby Lee]

Joe Rogan, please let me come. Pause. What are you doing, dude? Joe Rogan, please let me come. Come to UFC 243.

[Dominick Cruz]

323, 24.

[Bobby Lee]

Ready? One, two, three. Joe Rogan, please let me come to UFC 324. No, that's it.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Ticket and front row.

[Bobby Lee]

Not. I don't want front row. I just don't want to be in the very Last row. Okay.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, so, Dom, you want to promote anything?

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Let's.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's promise. Love and War with Dominic Cruz. Some call him Dominique. Some people do.

[Host/Announcer]

Some people.

[Dominick Cruz]

It has happened. It has been known to happen.

[Bobby Lee]

So, Love and War with Dominick Cruz. Check out his podcast. You know, I'll be honest with. You know, when I was.

[Dominick Cruz]

You taught me a lot on this podcast. Can I tell you, because you're one of. You're the Luke Skywalker of podcasting. Now that we've established that, I would say that you've taught me to have more fun.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we have a good time. We try to have a good time.

[Dominick Cruz]

It's not easy, but you got good chemistry with everybody. That's part of it, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I have to say another thing.

[Dominick Cruz]

So I would say, like, they bring a lot to the table, to where I feel like they deserve a little bit more, because without them, I don't know how this would roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Got your gun? Yeah. You're good. Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, man. Absolutely not. Yeah, they got what they got. You know what I mean? Yeah. I have to say this, too. During the show, I kept looking over and it felt like Rob Lowe. Remember when Rob Lowe was here? I'm in my mind. I'm like, I can't believe Rob Lowe is in my house.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah. He was nervous around Rob Lowe.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like. Because I've been watching Rob Lowe again. You don't know Rob Lowe.

[Dominick Cruz]

I do if I see him.

[Host/Announcer]

West Wing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Outsiders.

[Dominick Cruz]

Oh, yeah. That guy.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He kind of looks like Zac Efron a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So when Rob. Yeah, When Rob was here, I was like, I can't believe Rob Lowe was my house. I felt the same way because, you know, I. I never thought I'd ever meet you.

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Dominick Cruz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm not in the ufc. I don't have nothing to do with them, and I'm a fan, so it's like, he's been.

[Host/Announcer]

We used to have fight nights. We'd all watch your fights.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't wait, you know, I mean, so it's like, I'm a fan, and

[Dominick Cruz]

we were saying the same. Me and my friend here were saying the same thing about you. Whether you want to believe it or not, you're hilarious. So a lot of the same.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Okay.

[Dominick Cruz]

Especially your traumatizing story about being.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And yours, too. You were molested, too.

[Dominick Cruz]

No, but I didn't do it. To the extent you did it, I was just okay with it. I was actually the underdog you were the under. You know, he was the underdog in the situation.

[Host/Announcer]

The other guy was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

So it's like, let him win. I get it. And he won. And yeah, mine was a little different. Mine was more.

[Bobby Lee]

So hopefully. Hopefully I'll love and war with Dominique Cruz also. Go ahead.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Can you go back to the rob lower?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we can go back to rob.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

What was. What's. What is this?

[Host/Announcer]

That's William.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I know that's William. Is he dead?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Oh, do you remember?

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah, that was. That was when he had coveted. And he was trying to take Ivermectin.

[Host/Announcer]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, that's right. That's right.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

He looks very sad.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks sad there.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, he's also 309 years old.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Next guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. It's remarkable how good. I mean, not remarkable of all. You're great at pods. You're so good. You're quick, funny.

[Comedian/Guest 2]

You mean a little scary sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, really?

[Dominick Cruz]

But like, how do I work on that? Because I really try not to be scary.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're scary. It's your bdis.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Dominick Cruz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's dark bdis. I don't like it a good way.

[Dominick Cruz]

Scary in a good way. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But anyway, Dom, you're really good. I'd love to have you back, actually. I'd love to, you know, one next year. That'd be great. It'd be yearly guest.

[Dominick Cruz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Be really nice. I really like your style. Maybe have you and Bis big on. Oh, that would be fun. That'd be fine.

[Dominick Cruz]

Maybe not. Maybe not as interesting as you think. But maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. I'll start a war. Yeah, it'll be a forever war. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. So give Dominic a round of applause, everybody.

[Dominick Cruz]

Love you guys. Thanks for having me.

[Host/Announcer]

It's been fun.

[Dominick Cruz]

You guys are awesome.

[Comedian/Guest 1]

I makabali

[Bobby Lee]

bombola shokumoki shokuri.

[Dominick Cruz]

Ay makabaloli.