Jiaoying Summers & the Betrayal of Bobby

Summary

TigerBelly: Jiaoying Summers & the Betrayal of Bobby

Podcast: TigerBelly
Release Date: April 2, 2025
Host: Bobby Lee (C)
Main Guests: Jiaoying Summers (E), Andrea Jin (B), Jaime (D), supporting panel (A)

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Episode Overview

In this spirited, hilarious, occasionally chaotic episode of TigerBelly, Bobby Lee welcomes comedians Jiaoying Summers and Andrea Jin for a no-filter roundtable—digging into betrayals among comics, the sometimes brutal world of showbiz friendships, comedy rivalries, Asian identity in entertainment, and deeply personal (occasionally gross) anecdotes. Riffing hard on friendship dynamics, movie obsessions, wild island survival hypotheticals, and the nature of rejection, this episode is crammed with fast-witted banter, relatable insecurities, and classic TigerBelly rawness. All, as always, delivered with Bobby's signature blend of self-deprecation and biting humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Bob Dylan Bit and Film Obsessions

• Bob Dylan Impersonations and Comedic Bits ([05:17],[26:35]):

  • Jaime (D) leans into an extended Bob Dylan character, to the delight and confusion of guests:

    “I play whenever I'm not no monkey man. I play whenever I want to play, man.” (D, 06:01)

  • Gets roasted for his sunglasses and half-baked quotes:

    "No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky." ([26:09])

• A Complete Unknown Film Discussion ([10:12]-[15:17]):

  • Guests share hot takes on the new Bob Dylan biopic, analyzing its take on Dylan's character and relationships—especially with Joan Baez.
    • Jiaoying (E):

      “He used Joan Baez and he used her fame to get into touring. And then the moment he got famous, he just dumped her...He's a talented asshole.” ([10:28])

    • Bobby (C):

      “When you listen to Blonde on Blonde, or Let it win...these are brilliant lyrics, brilliant songs.” ([10:50])

  • Timothy Chalamet's performance as Dylan gets universal praise.

2. Betrayal, Friendship, and Comedy Rivalry

• The ‘Betrayal’ of Bobby ([16:19]-[31:41]):

  • Bobby accuses Andrea of betraying their comic bond by opening for other headliners, stirring friendly but real feelings of rivalry and abandonment.
  • Underlying theme: the complex loyalty and competition among comics, especially for Asian stand-ups finding their way.
  • Andrea (B) tries to appease:

    “I would never do that to you, Bobby.” ([16:19])

  • Bobby, teasing:

    "You've done worse." ([16:21])

  • Jiaoying ribs Andrea about "rising above" and comic jealousy:

    "Yeah, she's risen above. Like a phoenix. Yeah. I'm still a rooster in your bathroom with no beak." (E, [17:42])

• Comedy Scene Status and the Asian Stand-up Landscape

  • Jiaoying and Andrea discuss the unique pressures, competitiveness, and cultural jokes about being Asian women in comedy circles, acknowledging both solidarity and envy.
  • Jiaoying:

    “I can't keep a man, but I can make money.” ([48:06])

3. Dating, Rejection, and Relationship Realness

• Dating Advice and Matching Bobby ([41:09]-[44:40]):

  • The group crafts imagined dream partners for Bobby—with a mix of K-pop, Gen Z, quirky “principal” types, and even K-pop idols (!).
    • Andrea:

      “Weird. No, but like, quirky, you know? Cute cutie.” ([41:33])

    • Jiaoying gets specific:

      “Gen Z blonde with big tits, but really loves comedy… from a small town.” ([42:12])

    • Jaime:

      “I see you with a lady that's like five-seven... maybe works in a school area...” ([42:33])

• Survival Island Hypotheticals & Relationship Boundaries ([27:24]-[31:32]):

  • The group riff on wild “stuck on an island” sex scenarios, blurring lines between friendship, love, and sheer survival:
    • “Would you rather kill yourself than have sex with them?” ([29:28])
    • “You'd rather eat him than fuck him?” “Yeah. Yeah.” (B & C, [30:26]-[30:32])
  • Comedic consensus: in adversity, Bobby and Jaime would just become best friends, the girls would go asexual or arts-and-craft their way through.

• Dating “Red Flags” and Emotional Honesty ([53:19]-[54:37]):

  • Bobby sets boundaries: he won’t tolerate jealousy over his female openers or efforts to change him:

    “It's a red flag for me... I don't give a shit who you hang out with. I just don't sleep with somebody else.” (C, [54:05])

  • Value of being authentic and not possessive in relationships.

• Rejection, Persistence & Numbers Game in Dating ([55:03]-[59:59]):

  • Bobby and crew encourage each other (and producer Alex) to get past the fear of rejection in dating. Success is mostly about putting yourself out there.
  • Jiaoying offers:

    “If I can find someone, you can, Alex. I'm the most unfuckable... I'm a single mom... but I did not give up.” (E, [59:44])

4. Stand-Out Movie Recommendations

• Top Movie Picks ([34:16]-[38:46]):
  • Jiaoying: Shawshank Redemption, Kill Bill Vol. 1, The Godfather
  • Andrea: Tale of Princess Kaguya, Lost in Translation
  • Bobby: Being There, Hereditary, Yojimbo, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, Royal Tenenbaums, Once Upon a Time in America/Hollywood
  • Heartfelt plug for cult classics and foreign films—Bobby passionately explains the message of “Being There.”

5. Language Barriers, Mistaken Names, & Comedy of Errors

• Naming Struggles and Minor Dyslexia ([61:12]-[66:17]):

  • Jaime consistently botches guest names in a running gag, attempting to learn (and fail at) “Jiaoying” and “Andrea.” The others rib him, gently and not-so-gently.
    • “You just called me an itchy. Thank you.” (E, [64:32])
    • “Like, I feel bad. So I'm going to tell you their names one more time.” (C, [62:06])

• Word Mispronunciation Gags

  • Jaime struggles amusingly with pronouncing “significant other” ([62:44]-[64:15]), almost stumbling into accidental slurs, to the others’ laughter.

6. Classic TigerBelly Bodily Function Stories

• Bathroom Humor ([07:43], [67:04]-[68:53]):
  • Extensive, graphic honesty about diarrhea, peeing, farting, and the perils of bad plumbing—equal parts gross-out and relatable.
    • "There’s like shit air around." ([17:54])
    • “You put napkin in your butthole?” “Yeah. While I'm farting.” (E & C, [68:08])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “He used Joan Baez and he used her fame to get into touring…he just dumped her…He's a talented asshole.” — Jiaoying ([10:28])
• “I play whenever I'm not no monkey man. I play whenever I want to play, man.” — Jaime, as Bob Dylan ([06:01])
• “You've done worse.” — Bobby to Andrea on ‘betrayal’ ([16:21])
• “Yeah, she's risen above. Like a phoenix. Yeah. I'm still a rooster in your bathroom with no beak.” — Jiaoying ([17:42])
• “No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.” — Jaime (quoting Dylan, [26:09])
• “I can't keep a man, but I can make money.” — Jiaoying ([48:06])
• “I'm the most unfuckable... but I did not give up.” — Jiaoying ([59:44])
• “It's a red flag for me... I don't give a shit who you hang out with. I just don't sleep with somebody else.” — Bobby ([54:05])
• "You’d rather eat him than fuck him?" — Bobby, on survival ([30:26])
• “Honestly, I don’t find either one of you ladies attractive at all.” — Bobby, deadpan honesty ([60:05])

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Important Timestamps

• [05:17] Extended Bob Dylan character bit begins
• [10:12] Start of Bob Dylan movie discussion (A Complete Unknown)
• [16:19] “Betrayal of Bobby” section; Andrea’s comedy “betrayal”
• [27:24] “Lost on an island” hypothetical dating/sex scenario
• [34:16] Top three movies segment
• [41:09] Who should Bobby date? Imagined girlfriend segment
• [53:19] Dating, red flags and relationship honesty
• [55:03] Fear of rejection—encouragement for Alex
• [61:12] Name/word mispronunciation comedy begins
• [67:04] Gross-out story: burger+ice cream+explosive ending

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Episode Tone & Final Thoughts

The mood throughout is classic TigerBelly—raucous, quick-witted, deeply honest, and unashamedly off-color. It’s a blend of inside jokes, immigrant family humor, performer jealousy, Asian-American perspective, and raw confessional comedy. Even taboo subjects (sex, toilets, rejection) come off as weirdly warm, and moments of vulnerability poke through the ribbing.

If you like unfiltered comedy about real-life struggles, the grind of showbiz, the intricacies of friendship, and bodily function stories, this episode is TigerBelly in peak form.

Transcript

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[B]

He has to introduce all of us.

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And do your best.

[B]

I don't intro.

[C]

You want. You want to do the intros?

[B]

Yeah, I could do it.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Make sure you intro him. And he's Bobby Sidekick. Introduce Bobby and then yourself.

[B]

Wait, no. Can Jaime do it? I can't do it.

[A]

Jaime, you can do it.

[B]

It's too much.

[C]

So sorry, guys.

[B]

Hi, Bobby.

[A]

Handsome wife.

[C]

That's your. Your white boy, huh?

[B]

Bobby has more bob hair than you right now.

[C]

God damn it. What is this?

[B]

He's definitely. That's definitely more bump.

[C]

Remember New Year, $500.

[E]

Yeah. The White boy is still here? Yeah, he's staying.

[C]

I just woke up. I'm not fully awake yet.

[B]

Did you just wake up?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[D]

What's up, guys?

[A]

He wanted to enter the room.

[C]

Hold on. I didn't know that we had Mexican Morpheus here. Did Mexican Morpheus here and. What? It's not a pill. It's a bean. Nothing happens if you take either one of them.

[D]

But. Hey, listen, man. Are you done?

[A]

Somebody who watches guess the character.

[C]

You know. You know what he is? It's.

[D]

No, no, no. Yes, the character.

[C]

A complete noun.

[A]

A complete.

[C]

The story of the fat Mexican Bob Dylan.

[D]

Hey, I've seen the movie two times already, okay?

[C]

What's going on?

[E]

I can't hear anything. My headphones.

[C]

You fix it for headphones, man. Jesus Christ. What's going on here? I know you have bits. I know you have bits written, but just give me a second, okay?

[B]

He just.

[C]

You don't come in with bits. You do the bits on. You know, look at.

[B]

He's wearing the bits. It's already happening.

[C]

If it's not good if you have to use props, it's not good.

[B]

There's a lot of props right now.

[C]

Is it working okay?

[B]

He's fake.

[C]

We had to wait until your bits is going to work. But EJ is working on it. Okay. What's wrong with you?

[E]

I got burned in Canada.

[A]

Like a racial.

[E]

I got burned.

[C]

Are you sure? You got bit by a mongoose?

[E]

No, I. I had hot coffee poured on me.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

From what?

[C]

That guy?

[E]

It was his coffee. But I bent over to steal some water from the service car to in the hotel and the coffee burned me.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Now it's very bad. Oh.

[C]

It's not the way I wanted to wake up, but.

[B]

I may has bits.

[C]

It's a nightmare. I may get bits. Hold on.

[B]

We just met.

[C]

Really?

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Yeah, I.

[E]

Have you.

[C]

Have you regret it or.

[B]

It's going well.

[C]

I think it's.

[B]

He doesn't know my name yet.

[C]

You know her name?

[B]

I've said it five times.

[C]

What's her name?

[D]

Whatever, man.

[C]

I don't know. Go back to Texas.

[B]

Big dogging me right now.

[C]

We'll do it next week.

[B]

Big dogging me right now.

[D]

I'll play whatever I want to play, you know.

[C]

Is it working now?

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Okay, wait. Hold on. I'm gonna introduce your bed. Hold on. With a piano song, Right? Okay, wait. Let's do it again. Okay, go ahead. Well, I don't like it. No. Oh, yeah, there is.

[D]

I was on my. Oh, thank you. Gonna keep playing?

[C]

Go ahead.

[D]

I want to use the music man.

[C]

No, it's. Oh, that part's over. Oh, go ahead.

[D]

My name's Bomb. Danny.

[C]

I already did the complete known bit.

[D]

You said you didn't introduce me when I went back.

[C]

I did. Complete known. Then he panicked. He tried to interrupt me because he was doing that bit. So I kind of took your thunder. So. I'm so sorry about that. Let's just pretend we didn't do it.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

What's your name?

[D]

Bob Dylan.

[C]

Okay, Before I introduce everybody. Is there more to it? Can you sing a song? Maybe?

[D]

I play whenever I'm not no monkey man. I play whenever I want to play, man.

[C]

Oh, you ch. This Bob Dylan character. I love it.

[D]

It's a bunch of bullshit, man.

[A]

I think Jiao Yang is confused.

[C]

I know her face.

[A]

I've never seen it so perplexed.

[C]

I know.

[B]

You know what? I get it completely. That's the thing.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. You do it.

[B]

I'm with him right now.

[C]

You're with the bit?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You didn't laugh.

[B]

I cuz it's Been going on for 30 minutes.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's introduce. Let's introduce.

[B]

I'm already used to it.

[C]

Let's introduce everyone to the room.

[D]

Introduce everybody. Money.

[C]

The bit's going to continue the whole show.

[D]

I got the new Port Festival to go to.

[C]

Oh, my God. He saw. Okay. Did you like the movie?

[D]

I love it.

[C]

Did you see it?

[B]

Did you see?

[C]

Did you.

[E]

I. I can't stand Hyman Heyman. He.

[A]

Called you a Hyman?

[C]

No, he's he man.

[D]

He man.

[E]

You're giving. You're giving me Stevie Wonder. You look blind and.

[B]

Yeah. You got the shades on.

[E]

Yeah, I don't know. That's.

[C]

It's more Stevie. What she's trying to say in chines is.

[E]

Yeah, Stevie.

[C]

It's more Stevie Wonder than Bob Dylan.

[E]

Stevie Wonder. Yeah. More Stevie Wonder than Bob Dylan.

[D]

Oh, damn it.

[C]

Yeah. Take it off.

[E]

You can sing. Just like a blow in the wind do you know how to blow?

[D]

I was a man walking around it's pretty good.

[E]

I said not bad.

[C]

It's not anything. That's the point.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Not bad. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know about today, but this came out weird. I'll tell you what I open. Woke up to. Can I just tell you what I woke and thank God for this message because I went and woke up. It's the first time I ever slept in.

[A]

The first time.

[D]

See, he's sick, too.

[C]

I'm not sick at all. I just have an age old. I feel great. George goes. Can Andre use the upstairs bathroom? Alex blowing up the one down here.

[B]

Yeah, it did smell.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

After.

[C]

So trying to. Excuse me, sir. All right. You do diarrhea in your own house. You don't do it in my house.

[B]

It did smell bad.

[C]

It did smell bad. I went in there to smell it.

[E]

The beak on the rooter is gone.

[B]

And I. And I went in right after.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, right after. Did you poo?

[B]

No.

[C]

You had to pee.

[B]

I peed.

[C]

Okay, good.

[E]

I also peed. I didn't poop. I didn't ask My own house.

[C]

I didn't ask you.

[E]

Sorry.

[C]

All right, ready? Let's introduce everyone in the. We have Jayoung Summers.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Say it again.

[E]

Summers. Yeah. Young. He will think I'm a man because ying is woman. Young.

[C]

Summer. Whatever.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Whatever it is, change it to an American. Let's come up with an American name for Zhao Yang.

[E]

I can be Bobby, too.

[D]

Betty.

[B]

Betty.

[C]

Betty. Betty Summers, dude.

[A]

Betty Summers.

[C]

Betty Summers is a good.

[B]

That's a really good name.

[C]

That's a really good name.

[E]

It sounds like librarian.

[B]

No, it sounds like.

[C]

I'm trying to learn Chinese accent. And I didn't really fully get that. I heard. It sounds like Libra.

[E]

It sounds like a librarian with a yeast infection and.

[B]

Librarian.

[E]

Librarian. Librarian.

[B]

Sorry, I'm just.

[C]

Do you swear to God she was saying that?

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[C]

Cuz you're. You're Chinese.

[B]

Cuz I'm Chinese.

[C]

That's right. I don't know the language.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I was saying that for him. Okay.

[E]

It's okay. I. I understand.

[C]

Libra. I see. I get it.

[E]

I get elaborate.

[B]

Can you do.

[C]

No, no. So we have another guest. I call her Judas. I call her Misty.

[A]

And Phoenix.

[B]

I love you.

[C]

Shut the fuck up, Andrea. Shut the fuck up, Andrea J. I.

[B]

Love you so much.

[C]

Shut up, Jaime.

[B]

Break my arm.

[C]

No, no, Jaime. Give them a round of applause. What a great. What a great panel of guests today. We have.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Say your name again.

[B]

Andrea. I said it 10 times.

[A]

That's the one. You need to be repeated. You need that one to be repeated.

[B]

Y.

[C]

What's her name?

[D]

Betty.

[C]

Wow. So quick. So welcome to the show, guys.

[D]

She didn't kill me after this.

[C]

So, Jeng, did you see A Complete Unknown?

[E]

I did not see the movie, but I know Bob Dylan very well. His music, obviously.

[C]

Yeah, obviously.

[E]

Personal life. He's a cheater and the user and.

[C]

Oh, whoa. What are you talking about?

[E]

He. He used Joan Bias and he used her fame to get into touring. And then the moment he got famous, he just dumped her like this is nowhere. It's so true. And he just. He's very Hollywood, but he can sing.

[B]

But I love the movie.

[E]

He. He kind of do her style, though. He'd sing like her, but at worse. But he's a man, so he made it.

[B]

Yeah, he's a great writer.

[C]

Blowing my mind right now, dude. Number one, yada, yada, yada. And number two, Boo. And number three. No, what I'm saying to you is, is that when you listen to Blonde on Blonde, or Let it. Is it Let it win on tracks. Highway 61 revisited. I mean, these are brilliant lyrics of brilliant songs. Okay. And it's. To me, it doesn't sound like Joan Baez at all.

[E]

Well, he's a man.

[C]

I know that he's. He happens to be a male. The gender. Right. But I don't know if. I mean, I don't know the specifics, but I think just on his work alone, you can go, wow, he's really talented.

[E]

No, I think he's very talented. But didn't stop him from being an asshole, though.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

He's a talented asshole.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

I like his song. He's a talent.

[C]

Very good. God, you're so bright. So is Bob Dylan big in China.

[E]

Or do you have Bobby Lee is bigger.

[C]

Do you have your own version of Bob Dylan in China?

[E]

People think he's great.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I wonder if that would work. Play a song for me. Pretty good.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah. Very good.

[B]

Yeah, that's a hit.

[C]

You're gonna get hit.

[B]

Do it.

[C]

No, I miss your toes. You're so weird. Bizarre.

[B]

I'm trying to reconnect those.

[C]

Look at that.

[E]

Oh, Japan.

[C]

Japan. Oh, that's Japan.

[E]

Is it a drunk file? It's actually China.

[A]

That's China.

[E]

China.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

That is what year? 20 years ago. Because every Chinese person they have on there already got canceled in prison. So I think it was 20 years ago.

[C]

Yeah. Andrew, did you see the movie?

[B]

Yeah, I loved it.

[C]

I loved it too. I saw it again last night because it came out on streaming.

[B]

Timothy Chalamet did so well.

[E]

Actor.

[C]

He's the greatest actor of his generation so far.

[E]

He is.

[C]

He is absolutely a guy. I'm so jaded. And of course, I've been around for a very long time. I've seen all sorts of acting. I think he's the greatest of his generation. What a talented kid. He seems nice. He seems cool. He has all the things that you do.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

And he has Kylie Jenner breastfeeding him.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

And I. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's true. Yeah. That's very good.

[B]

I was gonna say I love that he's dating Kylie.

[E]

I, I, I mean.

[C]

Oh, that's what you said.

[E]

I, I think he laugh at, I don't know.

[C]

You laughed. I was like, I'll laugh too. Yeah, he got kind of away. I don't know who Carrie away was. Anyway, did you. What's your pre.

[D]

Your what?

[C]

Let me say, I just woke up. So what's your analysis of the movie.

[D]

From what I've seen?

[C]

Well, you didn't see the whole thing.

[A]

Someone else has seen.

[E]

Okay. Look at the tits right now. Mom, I'm hungry.

[D]

It's good acting. I love the acting. I love how he was.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Did you see it with Barboza?

[D]

Yeah, we saw it two times in the theater.

[C]

Yeah, he liked it too.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What a great kids.

[D]

Yeah, man. It's an amazing movie.

[B]

It is a very male movie. It's like, yeah. Cold, distant, but then he gets everything and no consequences.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

He's a Jew from Minnesota.

[B]

And then, and Every woman is, like, so obsessed.

[E]

Yeah, they didn't. He didn't.

[C]

Well, back then it was different. I think that if he was rising now, he would have got canceled or probably.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he.

[C]

I like the scene, I don't know if this is true or not, where I think there was, like, that whole Cuban crisis situation and everyone was leaving New York. And then she sees Joan Baez, sees him in that, like, little cafe or whatever playing, and she was watching him. And then when he leaves the stage, they just kind of walk up the stairs and he kisses her.

[B]

I love that scene.

[C]

I love that scene. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

There's some love in the heart of the narcissist.

[B]

Well, it's just.

[C]

Will you stop saying that?

[E]

Can you please stop saying that?

[C]

Huge, venomous.

[E]

I cry every time I listen to diamond and Ross. He still. She still loves him, even though he's.

[C]

Who's Debbie and Ross?

[E]

A song that.

[B]

I don't even think it was love. It was just lust and passion.

[E]

She. I mean, she's confused that she's also a lesbian. So I don't know what she wants.

[B]

I think she loved him, but he didn't.

[E]

I don't think he loved her. He think it's free pussy. I can open for you for free. You have to pay for the flight.

[C]

For me. He's a Jew.

[E]

He wanted for.

[C]

What does that have to do with anything? Anyway, what'd you think of Joan Baez, the actor or the Monica Barbaro? The actor.

[B]

Oh, she did great, right?

[C]

She killed it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Interesting.

[C]

You know, did you know that I did a sitcom with her? She guest starred a couple times on Splitting Up Together. And so we hung out and stuff. And then after the show, you know, we would sometimes text back and forth. But then now that she's. Then all of a sudden Maverick came out. She was in Maverick. And then now she's in this movie. So I just, you know, she's too busy. I'm so happy for a success.

[B]

I would never do that to you, Bobby.

[C]

You've done worse.

[A]

No, what did she do, Bobby?

[E]

She done worse.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, she's done worse.

[E]

After you start opening for Ronny Chen, I can't get. Can I have.

[C]

You're the good China. Yeah, I like good china. Yeah, Good china. Right? They see things in the works.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

There's an accent. No, I'm too fresh. The bullet. She's, like, too Canadian.

[C]

She's exactly. She was influenced Canadian. Look at her face.

[E]

She also younger and prettier.

[B]

I'm listening.

[C]

Oh, she's more prettier than.

[E]

That's.

[B]

No, no, no. I'm listening and learning and I'm growing Jordan Peterson.

[E]

I hate that.

[B]

Bobby. I'm learning from my mistakes.

[C]

That's very good.

[B]

Thank you, Andre.

[E]

Remember I made you dumplings at my house? Remember last year?

[D]

What kind of dumplings?

[E]

I had made dumplings for her. I.

[B]

Thank you.

[E]

Also, did I give it a stinky egg as a century old egg?

[B]

No. Your mom made us food.

[C]

Wait, how did this happen?

[E]

We. We were very close friends, and then she got very big and then. I can't. I was in Canada and.

[C]

I understand.

[B]

I'm being attacked right now.

[C]

You're not being attacked.

[E]

It's okay. I saw that.

[B]

I love everybody here.

[C]

I know. But I understand your pain.

[B]

I love you.

[D]

Okay?

[C]

I understand your pain. She's risen.

[E]

Yeah, she. She's risen above. Like a phoenix. Yeah. I'm still a rooster in your bathroom with no beak. The one he blew up.

[B]

I was peeing. Yeah, I was peeing in shit air. Like, there's like shit air around.

[E]

It's called the poop particles.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I think that's the problem today. It's like, you know, black mold. You know me. It causes you cray craze, right?

[B]

Violent killer.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, but his poo is equivalent to black fungus, right? So don't do that again.

[E]

It's.

[C]

Your butthole's bad anyway, guys.

[B]

Built.

[A]

It's built. I'm not doing that.

[C]

Yeah, do it. I don't wanna do that.

[A]

That was a build.

[C]

It's bilt.

[B]

It's bilt.

[C]

Bilt.

[A]

It's built.

[C]

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[D]

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[C]

That's right, bud.

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[C]

And this person was sending me your clips, not knowing that we're friends. She's like, I like this person. You know what I mean? As a comic comedian.

[B]

Ooh, okay, okay, okay.

[C]

And it nearly drove me like a spider monkey up a tree.

[B]

I mean, I went, wait, Bobby, do you remember when we were at the restaurant?

[C]

If you ever do this again to me, you're using your Chinese force. The Chinese force doesn't work around this town because I'm a fucking Jedi too.

[B]

I'm causing a spell.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm casting a spell.

[E]

I feel you.

[C]

You feel it.

[B]

Dude, I'm sorry.

[C]

I hate that we're on the same side here.

[E]

I hate that too. Finally.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the end of the day, you're not my ally either.

[E]

I am. I am.

[C]

I don't know what you're trying to do. You're. You're doing Chinese wizardry. You're doing exactly what she does in a different way.

[E]

She.

[C]

Which is like, you know what I mean?

[E]

I'm gonna.

[C]

I'm gonna slowly change sides and use Bobby, don't touch me Bobby as a pawn. You know what I mean? So go ahead.

[E]

I was at this party is Hasan Minaj special. Andrea was with me, and there's a group of Asian people came to us. Be like, andrea Jing, I love your comedy. You are the best Asian female comedian. Andrea is trying to be fake. She goes, zhao Ying is also very funny.

[C]

That's what you did.

[E]

She tried to tell them Joey Summers is amazing. She goes, huh? We love you. I was standing there like a dog. I was just like. And, And. And they do like, you are so young and so bright. You are Gen Z. They were like, how old are you? I said, I'm. I'm. I'm gone.

[C]

You're above a donkey.

[E]

I feel bad because she's young.

[C]

She's dog again.

[E]

People love her.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[C]

What's your boyfriend's name? I like him a lot.

[E]

His name is Zane. He's on the private it'.

[C]

He's a nice kid.

[E]

Z A N E. I mean, he's still with me, so you can see the suffering behind him.

[C]

No, but he's handsome. He's.

[D]

He's.

[C]

He seems. He adores you.

[E]

He seems.

[D]

You know who he looks like?

[C]

Jaime's really good at this. In fact, I want you to do your magic because he's a very good. He's going to say what everyone here looks like, but he's going to start with Zayn.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

So what does Zane look like?

[D]

Do you want me to say it?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Stop the whole podcast we're playing right now.

[B]

I know.

[D]

He looks like a young Chris stuff. I know.

[C]

We are dead on. Very good. Let's go, George.

[D]

Now he looks like George.

[A]

That's one of one.

[D]

No, he looks like the guy from Breaking Bad.

[C]

Todd. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's good, Gilbert.

[A]

Pass.

[C]

Okay. Exactly.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

His face is too, you know, too flat. I didn't say that.

[E]

No, it's not like a persimmon.

[A]

It's persimmon the fruit.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It's just like pancake batter.

[D]

Anyway, me, you, you, man. There's no one else.

[C]

The game's not working anyway.

[A]

You hyped about two by two.

[C]

No, but he. I'm giving him two long, you know, to think about bits. I'm trying to get him quicker. Yeah. You know what I mean?

[D]

And I'm stuck on the Bob Dylan.

[B]

Yeah, he's on Bob Dylan time, so there's a lot of pausing. Yeah.

[C]

You don't have to drop bits.

[D]

Huh?

[C]

In your mind.

[D]

I'm gonna drop this one on you. No one is free, you know, Even the birds are chained to the sky. What the Bob Dylan.

[C]

I don't know if that's. Is that. Wait, I'm looking it up, See if that's a real thing. But it doesn't sound like. But no one is free, even the person. Oh, my God.

[A]

He's a Word Smith. He's a.

[C]

You're a width. Oh, my God. No one is free. Even the birds are chained to the sky. Oh, wow.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

Sounded made up.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it sounded made up, too. I know, I know, I know. So can tell us what that means.

[D]

So, like, when no one's free, no one is free, like, even the birds.

[C]

You don't quote it again.

[A]

You don't rearrange.

[C]

You're rearranging.

[B]

Saying it again.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, what does it mean to you? I know what it means.

[B]

You're actually doing Bob Dylan pretty well.

[C]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[B]

It's just deflecting. Yeah.

[C]

What?

[E]

Don't talk to me. Heaven.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Why? Why?

[E]

Because I keep bringing them. I don't like when you have your sunglasses on. It was really, really disrespectful.

[D]

Put them on.

[E]

No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I was trying to attack you, but I saw you were disabled. I wasn't. I lost my timing now. I.

[A]

What kind of disability do you think?

[C]

What kind of disability?

[D]

Thought he was like, autistic.

[E]

No, autistic are good. That's my kink. I like autistic.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

It's just different one.

[C]

The slower one, like my.

[E]

My son. You, like, just like, stare at one direction.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[E]

Yeah. Anyway.

[C]

Yeah. Anyway.

[D]

Sunglasses.

[C]

No, no, no, put those. Put this away.

[E]

Put away.

[D]

Yeah, the Ray Bans.

[E]

You have nice eyes. For you.

[C]

Yeah. You're very cute. Don't you think Jaime is cute?

[B]

A little bit, yeah.

[E]

He's cutie pie. He's like the Bron Panda.

[C]

Yeah. I don't think I would penetrate you as a woman.

[E]

No, I wouldn't him. Because that would be nuts.

[C]

Could you, though?

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

If you're deserted on an island with Jaime.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Bobby. Or.

[C]

Yeah. Zade is gone. Oh, yeah. He died from HIV or whatever.

[A]

You know, I mean, specifically.

[C]

Yeah, specifically. Have like, you know, Freddie Mercury style. It was a sad moment. There was tears. Your kids cried. But you moved on. Right now you're in a plane, private plane. He just happens to be on it.

[B]

You're ovulating.

[C]

You're ovulating. The plane has crashed.

[D]

Right. Or the last two human beings.

[C]

No, on an island. The last two human beings on an island. Right. Yeah. A month goes by, you know, I mean, he's just. He's not doing shit. He hasn't made a shelter. He hasn't gotten any coconuts. No fish. You know, he's on the verge of death.

[A]

But. But he. He keeps saying this line.

[C]

Yeah. He's laying on the beach like this with his hands over like this. No one is free, this guy, you know.

[E]

Well.

[C]

And then would you.

[E]

If I can find two coconut to lift up his fa. I might.

[C]

Yeah. No, be honest. Would you eventually or.

[E]

No, I don't think so.

[C]

Wow. That's not good for you. How about you, Andrea?

[B]

I think I would just get really into arts and crafts, you know, instead of me. Yeah. Just become instead and just become asexual. Respect. Respectfully.

[C]

No, no, that's for you. Yeah. But even two years go by.

[B]

Yeah. I just would really get into.

[C]

How much arts and craft could you do?

[D]

There's not a lot of trees in that island.

[B]

I would. I would exercise all the trees.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Or you could also use sand. Make sand castles.

[B]

I'll do everything.

[C]

Yeah. Sand angels.

[B]

Literally anything.

[C]

Anything you can think of would you rather kill yourself than have sex with them?

[B]

No, no. That's hard.

[C]

That's hard. All right.

[E]

No, that means you are into him. There's love involved. If you want to kill yourself, don't him. There's history.

[B]

Yeah, because that's hate.

[E]

You don't care about him that much to actually kill yourself.

[B]

We just met, so we've been on.

[D]

The island for two years.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So we're really good friends.

[C]

Yeah, good friends.

[B]

And you don't. Your friends.

[C]

That's true. Now, if you built a shelter and he would. I don't think he's gonna help. There's nobody's gonna help.

[D]

I've built shelters in Texas, a Mexican. That's all.

[E]

You mean underground?

[B]

I mean, are you just claiming the.

[C]

My name?

[B]

No. Never mind.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Anyway, I just don't even think he would get my name right in two years.

[C]

I don't think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Someone has to know my name if I'm gonna. Them.

[C]

Now, if. Would you eat him if he died?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

You rather eat him than him?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Wow. That's not good for you.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

[D]

There's so many fish in the sea. These are just two fishes in the sea. Right now there's a quote.

[C]

That's a good question. I feel like you made that up. There's only two fish in the sea. Is yours?

[B]

It would drive me insane if it just popped up in a quote and.

[C]

It says, bob, if that's a quote, dude, I'm gonna. Yeah, we're all gonna kill him.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Anyway.

[E]

Fishing, the sea Happiness is everywhere you can see but she's a bird in the sky she don't want to with you Whoa, whoa.

[C]

That's very good. Yeah. So let's go.

[E]

You're a different species. She's a bird, you know.

[C]

So what did Andrea do? Is it. Who asked me that? Yeah. Okay. What did Andrea do?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, I know. Would you be mad if I said it or no?

[B]

Some parts.

[C]

Let's move on.

[A]

Hey, clip that. Clip that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Clip that. So we'll move on from it.

[B]

I love you so much.

[C]

Love you. But you did betray me. Can we just say that you did?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right. And I'll give you another shot.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Bobby. I don't. I don't even. I won't say anything, but not as.

[C]

An opener, I don't. It'll take a year probably, until I can ask you. Plus, you open For Bill Burr and Ronnie. You know what I mean? They're two bigger. You know what I mean?

[B]

Pieces of the biggest in my heart.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And you're up there. You're literally right up there.

[C]

Congratulations.

[B]

You're with me. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good.

[B]

You are with them.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I am. Okay.

[D]

It's gonna take me now. Let's open her. I'm gonna do like 10 minutes of Bob Dylan and then the next 10 minutes of.

[C]

Yeah. If I have some Texas kids coming up. And I'll use you as an emcee.

[D]

Sweet. I'm gonna get my guitar.

[C]

I think I'm going to Houston. Houston Improv in a couple of months.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I mean, I'll get you a flight there and a hotel and everything.

[D]

I stay in Texas.

[C]

How far is Dallas to Houston?

[D]

Houston, like three hour drive. Really?

[C]

Well, if you drive there, I'll pay you well and I'll get you a hotel room.

[D]

That's cool, man.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Anyway, do you want the gig?

[C]

Do you want. Like you don't want.

[A]

He's like, I'm good.

[C]

Yeah. Do you want to do it?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, you're gonna meet my guy. Yeah.

[D]

I'll just pack my bag and head west.

[B]

He's doing Bob.

[C]

I feel like it's east from Dallas.

[B]

It's easy. We're on the West Coast.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you go west, you're going to Phoenix. Oh, yeah, Right. Do you know where you are?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Never eat soggy waffles. That's how I remember.

[C]

Yeah. I'm gonna ask you some geographical questions. Yeah.

[D]

No.

[C]

How old are you?

[B]

I'm 29.

[E]

Oh, gosh.

[C]

Is. Is Hawaii in the Atlantic or Pacific?

[A]

Say it again, but slower, Bobby.

[C]

Is Hawaii the island?

[D]

Like Maui, Honolulu?

[C]

Yeah, the whole thing.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Honolulu. The whole thing.

[B]

It's very concentrated, small. It's not that spread out.

[C]

Yeah. Is the Hawaii on the Pacific Ocean or Atlantic Ocean?

[D]

Whatever it wants to be at, man. It's just.

[B]

No.

[C]

Oh, so it's like. Man, it's. It's like a sperm whale just drifts and swims wherever it wants to.

[D]

It's kind of like a sunfish. It just floats around minds of business.

[C]

You do pop Dylan again?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

He never.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Never stop.

[C]

You never stop. No, let him have this bit.

[D]

This.

[C]

This week.

[B]

I like it.

[C]

Yeah, I like it too. Chow. Yang.

[D]

She doesn't like it, Right?

[C]

Yeah. What I wonder. What. What. What's your top three movies of all time?

[E]

It's gonna be. You won't like it. Is Shao Shanka's Redemption.

[C]

Okay. And I never saw that movie.

[E]

Go ahead, kill Bill.

[C]

Which one? One or two?

[E]

Both of the first one.

[C]

Very good. One.

[E]

And I would say Godfathers.

[C]

Yeah. Very good.

[E]

The first one.

[C]

The first two are great.

[E]

Yeah. Not the third one.

[C]

What's your top three, Andrea?

[B]

I like the Tale of Princess Kaguya.

[C]

I've never even heard of.

[E]

Is that a sushi?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's an animation.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Text me that. I want to watch it.

[B]

Okay. And Lost in Translation. Yeah.

[C]

How long. How old is this?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Oh, it's a Studio Ghibli film.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it new or. Probably it's old. Super old. Yeah. I have to see this.

[B]

It's beautiful.

[C]

It's beautiful. Okay, so what's your third?

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Jaime, I feel like I already gave you my three top movies.

[C]

Okay. Okay. Let me see if I can. Your attitude. Yeah. Forget it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is Three Amigos one of them?

[A]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Do you know what that is?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Martin. Yeah. Sorry.

[B]

I was like, where did that come from? What is your top three favorite.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Movies?

[C]

Oh, it changes. Changes, you know? I mean, I can do Mike, just top 10, maybe rattle them all.

[B]

Can you tell me some?

[C]

Yeah. Parisexus.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Being there, I think Hereditary.

[E]

Oh, I love that movie.

[C]

I do, too.

[B]

You made me Tony Clyde.

[E]

What's her name, you said?

[C]

Yeah, Tony Collette.

[E]

She's so good.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I love her in the one.

[C]

When can I do my list?

[E]

Sorry?

[C]

You know what I mean? Yeah, I think Yohimbo.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

It's.

[C]

It's a Kurosawa film. What? It's also known as Yojumbo. Oh, yeah. I think the J is silent. I think Steve Aoki corrected us.

[A]

Steve Aoki corrected us.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So Yojimbo. Yeah, it's. You know, it's surprisingly. They did an American remake called A Fistful of Dollars with Clint Eastwood, but it said. I mean, even in the credits of A Fistful of Dollars, it says it's based on Yojimbo and. But it's. Yojimbo is surprisingly funny. Even though it's like this dark, violent samurai movie. They have characters in there that are so fucking funny. It's such a great movie. Anyway, let's move on. Let's give you some more, I think. Young Frankenstein. Yeah, it's. It's just a brilliant comedy movie. It just. It just. It's. It stands the test of time.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

It's so good. Looks good. Or Another one I would say is Dr. Strangelove, Stanley Kubrick. And then let's go to. I think, honestly, I think in my list probably rolled Tenenbaums. And I like Once Upon a Time in America. No, in Hollywood and America.

[D]

What's that?

[C]

Once Upon a Time in America is very good. It's a. It's a Daero's in it. James woods.

[B]

Cinephile.

[C]

Well, no, no. Sergio Leone. Sergio. It's a Leone. If you have film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did the. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly too. Sergio Leone. But that's a great movie. And is that enough or.

[B]

No, that sounds good.

[C]

That's a lot.

[E]

Very classy. Very classy.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think it's classy. I. I honestly think they're there. Like, if you see a movie like being there, it's got a message that's so deep. But it is sort of at times a light comedy. And I think anyone could get. Even you, Jaime, could look at it and go, I like it. You know, that movie is. This movie makes me cry. This movie is so good. Can I tell you what it's about?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So Peter Sellers plays a guy named Chauncey Gardner. Okay, I'm gonna give you the whole thing if anyone wants to listen to it. And so as an orphan. He was an orphan, just on the streets, maybe five or six years old. This billionaire takes him in. But this billionaire doesn't get him a teacher. He just makes this kid be a gardener. That's why his name is Chauncey Gardner. And this kid learns everything just through television. He never had a teacher. Right. So he doesn't know anything about life. In fact, when the billionaire dies, Chauncey doesn't know what to do. So he just lives there. And then when the real estate people go in there to sell the house, they kick him out. He doesn't know where to go. He doesn't know any of the rules of modern society. He doesn't know how money works. He doesn't know anything.

[D]

He just.

[C]

Completely innocent, like a child. But because of his detachment to modern. You know what I mean? Rules and etiquette and this and that, he rises. He rises very far.

[B]

Kind of like a force situation.

[C]

Yeah. But I think Forrest Gump was really mentally disabled. I don't know if Chelsea, maybe Chelsea. Chauncey Gardner was. I don't know.

[E]

It's like, jaime, there's hope for you, Hyman, whatever your name is.

[C]

Yeah, Hyman. Yeah, that's. You're the Mexican. Chauncey Gardner.

[E]

Yeah. There's hope for you.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

You want to remake that movie with you in it.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah, I know, but I think conceptually, you won't get it. And we need somebody conceptually together, but.

[E]

He can't get it. He's gonna drive us out of here.

[C]

Yeah, I can watch it. You gonna watch it? I watch it. It's really sweet. Okay. Soundtrack's nice.

[B]

Makes you cry.

[C]

I remember. I recommend that movie to any on my list, I think.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Let the Right One in is one other one. You ever see that?

[B]

No, which one?

[C]

Oh, my God. You never saw Let the Right One In?

[E]

You have name in Chinese, so I wouldn't remember the English name.

[C]

No, it's a. It's a Swedish vampire movie. It's these two kids and it's. It's a romantic movie. It's so good. It's so good. Anyway, and they remade it called Let Me in in America.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So what with the hand thing? There's. Yeah, every movie has hands.

[D]

No, that hand. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Give me the head. The hand. Head thing. You know, when they walk around.

[B]

When a person has a head and.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. What? Let me. So you're in a relationship, right?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

I know your situation. Yeah, yeah. I know your situation. You know, what, do you think I should date and. Give me. Give me a description of somebody.

[A]

Play matchmaker.

[C]

Yeah, play the matchmaker.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Because you guys know. I mean, I think you know me. I think everyone knows me to a degree. So just give me a description what I should be.

[D]

Be going out with.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Weird. No, but like, quirky, you know? Cute cutie.

[C]

Are you saying that I'm quirky?

[B]

No, I think that would match well with you, but.

[C]

So I'm not quirky?

[B]

You are, but you're more just. You're Bobby, you know?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you're your own thing. I'm my own thing, but I feel like a girl who's also at a level, you know, that's kind of offbeat.

[C]

Offbeat. Okay. That's it.

[B]

No, no. Beautiful.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Tall, right?

[A]

Has to be taller than him.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Can pick him up.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Very good.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

How about you?

[E]

I think you are gonna meet a Gen Z blonde with big tits. But it really loves comedy. Who's a big fan of comedy. Yeah, My sense of humor. From a small town. Tall, blonde with big tits.

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I don't think I should.

[E]

I don't think, like a very nerdy.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I don't think, but it Looks hot. Very good, Very good. What about you, Jaime?

[D]

I see you with a lady that's like five, seven.

[C]

Oh, I love the specifics.

[A]

You're gone.

[D]

Brunette.

[C]

Very good.

[D]

Maybe in, like, the school.

[C]

Maybe in, like, the school. What school?

[D]

Like, she works in the school area. Like the.

[C]

Oh, she works at a school.

[B]

You know, I see like.

[C]

Or around the area of a school.

[B]

I see a kindergarten teacher or something. Principal.

[C]

Yeah, no, but keep going.

[D]

Principal.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Good sense of humor.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Not big tits, but like.

[E]

Oh, big kids.

[C]

Why are kids up there?

[A]

Okay, why don't we keep going?

[E]

Yeah, I just. I see it.

[C]

Okay. Can I say something about tits?

[D]

I thought you're a tit guy.

[C]

No, I'm not. I've never been a ticket. I like small tits.

[D]

Okay. Small tits.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Big ass.

[E]

Big ass.

[C]

I don't like big ass. Like bony ass.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Like a chopstick.

[B]

Yeah, I picture like tall, skinny. For you.

[E]

Oh, like White Lotus. The little model.

[B]

Lisa.

[E]

Not Lisa.

[B]

Blackpink.

[E]

Blackpink is hot, but the model is a buck teeth.

[A]

Oh, Sydney Sweeney.

[E]

No, she's the blonde. The White Lotus is the new one.

[C]

Let me look at it. I don't know.

[E]

Seriously.

[A]

That would be perfect for Bobby.

[E]

That girl would be perfect for British actor. Yeah, yeah. Can you show Bobby they're.

[C]

Show me.

[D]

You watch.

[B]

Do you like K pop girls? Yeah, I do K pop girls.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

I see a tall, skinny, K pop girl type.

[E]

I see this girl.

[C]

Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Get out. Move out. What the. You.

[E]

That's a bad photo.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna date Bugs Bunny.

[A]

Insane. It's a great actress.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure she's super talented, but it's like everybody.

[E]

Different, folks.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

What about the dollar?

[E]

What?

[C]

Forget it. Forget White Lotus. Forget White Lotus.

[D]

The daughter on season three.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Can you pull her up?

[D]

She's too.

[E]

Way too young.

[B]

That's very beautiful.

[E]

But she's quirky and cute.

[C]

Yeah. Let's move on. Move on. Let's move on. I. I went on a date a couple of weeks ago with a. A full Chinese.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Only been here for four years.

[E]

Oh, God.

[C]

Okay. And she very beautiful.

[B]

From Asia.

[C]

Yeah, from China. Is China in Asia?

[B]

No, but, like, that's crazy. From China. China. Like, not just Cleveland China.

[C]

I mean. What are you talking about?

[A]

Don't be Cleveland.

[B]

Like, fresh off the boat, free.

[E]

Yeah, fresh off the boat. She's a Bobby. She's still seasick from the boat. Right?

[C]

Wow.

[E]

Soaking wet from the boat.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, who Also stole. I have beanies that are brand new. Somebody here stole them. Did you?

[E]

It wasn't me.

[D]

Me.

[C]

Did you steal my beanies? I had two brand new beanies. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, remember you wore those new beanies last week?

[D]

Oh, yeah. I found them over there.

[C]

Are you being real?

[D]

The orange one. There was an orange one. It was Luke's.

[A]

I think he's just been taking beanies thinking they were forever.

[C]

And you took them?

[A]

No, he thought they were like men.

[C]

Where are they?

[B]

I think he took them.

[C]

Where are they?

[D]

Here.

[E]

Not big enough for his head.

[C]

Okay, I want to say any. Any clothes in the. In this space is mine, so just leave them here. Is that a fucking merch? Did it say tiger belly on the. Yeah, it does. It does. No, we don't have the. He never been. Yeah.

[D]

The beanie you took.

[C]

Just be honest.

[D]

It's like a. Like a instinct for Mexicans. Like, oh, I want it.

[C]

Okay. I see thieves. Hey, yay. Anyway, not thieves.

[E]

Look how pretty she is.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, she's very pretty.

[E]

You see? She's perfect.

[C]

Yeah, but I. Yeah, she is very pretty, but I. I went on this date with a Chinese lady and she Full accent, and I liked her a lot.

[B]

How'd you meet her?

[C]

She DM'd me.

[E]

It was my sister.

[C]

You DM me? And, you know, I. When I went. We haven't seen each other since. But that night I was like, I could do this. You know what I mean?

[E]

Does she need a green card?

[B]

Maybe.

[C]

Maybe. Why?

[B]

Honestly?

[E]

Yeah. So they are gonna give you everything into the green card. So I just want you to be aware.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I didn't even think of that.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Can I say this, though? She makes really good money.

[E]

I know, but.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

But it's just.

[C]

All right, so what happens?

[E]

It's good.

[C]

She gets a green book if we get married.

[B]

Yeah. But you got to keep it up for five years.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So five years of good. Yeah.

[E]

That's pretty good. That's very good.

[B]

Because you don't have to.

[C]

That's a build. That's a Bob Dylan song. Right?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Five years of good.

[D]

Five years of Christmas gifts.

[C]

Okay. Very good. Very good. So you don't think so.

[E]

I think there might be a chance that it's just Asian women. Either they kill you or they love you.

[C]

How'd you get your green card?

[E]

I got my green card. I was working for investment EB5 investment company. Like an investment based green card. I was there. China Liaison. I find a rich Asian people.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Connect them and Then I got cut off the money. So I was not very poor after college. I was very poor in college.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

But I wasn't. Yeah, I was a little.

[C]

You're really an anomaly.

[E]

I know how to make money. I can't keep a man, but I can make money.

[C]

Right. You're in.

[E]

But I think it's a good news. Is a girl, if she make good money, you guys could be a better match. She's less insecure.

[C]

What happened to your Ching Chong husband is still around.

[E]

Oh, him? He's.

[C]

Have you ever met this Ching Chong husband?

[B]

One time.

[E]

You did? Yeah. He. My. My kids start calling Zing Dad.

[B]

Whoa.

[E]

My son told my ex husband Uncle Zane is a superhero. He's tall and handsome. He can throw Batman into space. Bad guy is you. My daughter won't see him anymore.

[C]

Oh, she.

[E]

He's not there for them. When he shows up, he want to be all great. She's like, you haven't seen me for five months. You know, I'm not.

[C]

Oh, he's one of those. Okay.

[E]

I'm so sorry, but my daughter is only four. She said, I like Uncle Z. He got big muscles.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

She's only four.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. She hasn't seen a lot of humans.

[E]

Not gay.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So.

[C]

So that's what you guys see me with.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

Yeah. You need someone who's the successful.

[B]

I see you with Asian. Yeah, I can see you with Asian. Like nerdy Asian. Like a K pop type.

[C]

When you said that, that's why she reminds me of a case. She's very K poppy.

[E]

Like a skinny tall and white.

[C]

She's a little short. She's taller than me. Maybe inch or two. But she's very pretty. And she's very like street wear. Oh, like really cool street wear. Yeah.

[E]

Excited.

[B]

I feel like you like that.

[E]

I'm excited.

[C]

Yeah, we'll see. You know, and. But you know, there's another one that I've been hanging out from in Phoenix that I like a lot.

[D]

Yeah, stick to one. I think that's what the issue is like.

[C]

Okay. I like it.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Tell me what the issues are.

[D]

Yeah, just stick to this one, man.

[E]

No, I just agree. I disagree. I disagree. Bobby, play the field.

[D]

Yeah, but he's not that young.

[C]

He might be speaking.

[B]

That's even more reason to play the field.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

He already had enough time to play.

[A]

Yo, he's playing that big bro talk.

[E]

Bobby, I think that you don't. You don't really like, lie to the girls, but you are going to basically see other girls because you're gonna get desperate and keep texting her. She'll just be discussed by you. So you play cool. If you have other girl get your attention when you want to text her back, but you can't double text her. You want to, but then another girl you can go out and get entertained until one day you felt you want to be exclusive and you have to talk.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, I didn't listen to a word you just said, but let me. I have my own opinions. Jaime. Okay.

[A]

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[C]

Okay. So anyway, this is a perfect time to do that. So I'm trying to listen. Yeah, you're trying to listen. Okay, clearly Vapor inhaler. So what I want to tell you is that when you date somebody, right, you're gathering information, right? Because there's no way, I don't think truly you'll you know somebody on the first date.

[E]

No.

[C]

Right. So you, you, you, you test them in a variety of situations. And then as you gather the, the information, you make a decision based on that. Right? So it's like, no, I date a couple people until I have enough information. And you know, some of them have had been very close, but there was, there was always these red flags. I was like, I can't get past this and then I move on. You know what I mean? But it's like, yeah, I think that that's what I'm doing, the red flag. So what I want to say to you is one time I was. Went on a date with a girl and she's like, why do you have these, like, pretty girls opening for you? That's weird. I go, you know what? You're done. I can't do this.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's not, it's a red flag for me. You know, it's like, I don't give a shit who you hang out with. I just don't sleep with somebody else.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[B]

I don't love me for me.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Not try. Don't try to change me.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I also, like, you know, some guys have gone like, yeah, I broke up with this girl because she still in a relationship with her exes. I don't have a problem with that.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, they're just talking, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, if you, if I catch you sleeping with your ex, we're done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think that whatever relationships you have with guys, I don't give a fuck.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyway, that's just my opinion. I haven't gotten fights with other comics with that. I don't want to name names because I want to blow it up. But my point is that, you know, Alex, stop being a coward.

[A]

What the fuck?

[C]

Yeah. Whenever I look at you, I see a cowardly little fucking dum dum. Right? You really. Let me tell you about Alex.

[E]

Okay?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Please.

[C]

Yeah, I don't give a fuck. All Right.

[B]

I want to know.

[C]

I know. Alex hasn't seen anybody in years. Right.

[A]

He's had amazing hot girlfriends in the past.

[C]

Yeah. He's turned into a incel. Right. And he now lives in fear. Like.

[E]

Ah. Yeah.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

You know what I mean? Talk to that girl. Yeah. I don't know. You know, you know, I mean, he doesn't, he doesn't want to risk it.

[A]

It's the fear of rejection.

[C]

The fear of rejection. The real thing, it's. It's a numbers game.

[B]

I agree.

[C]

You have to go to bat. And I've struck out. Even me, you know, I mean, the glorious Bobby Lee has been turned down. No. Turned down many, many times. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, yeah. And I know I'm a God to some people, but it's like I've been turned down. Okay.

[A]

So I just think that you would look good with an Asian celebrity.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Anyway, I was like, that was a good photo.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You thought so? I don't think so.

[A]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It looks weird.

[A]

Why are you laughing?

[C]

So it looks weird.

[E]

It looks like the photo.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Look like a Bobby's folding. Edmonton the wall.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Baby Bobby.

[C]

Yeah. So anyway, so let's go back to Alex. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. The very good way to divert it from it. But I'm focused. Okay, so we know that there's somebody that Alex has a little crushy crush on. Right?

[B]

Ariana.

[A]

Mysterious.

[C]

Let's just throw it out there. Let's throw it out there. Let's throw it out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you, you feel comfortable about this? This is the way it happens. All right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You're gonna get rejected. I don't think she's gonna like you. But, but you know what, buddy? I want you to get your first reaction. Rejection.

[A]

I've been rejected before.

[C]

Oh, you're good. So I'm saying. So the woman that replaced you in that gig. All right. Yeah, Alex. And whenever I do weekends, Alex and Gilra come out usually. Right. So Alex was out there and he liked her. Right.

[B]

She's wonderful.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. She's a wonderful lady, very funny, big future. So I'm just like, why don't you say anything? He's like, you know, he's on the fence and I think this is a good way to get him out there. What do you think?

[B]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah. And I'm with a full blown.

[D]

Ask her.

[A]

Let him do it.

[B]

I think he has to do it.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, you have to do it before this comes Out.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. Do it before this.

[A]

Yeah. The liaison is crazy.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right, Gilbert. All right, my bad.

[A]

We had a whole conversation, remember? We were going to try to wait, so.

[E]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Wait for.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you why. Yeah. I tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because she's opening for me at Cobs this weekend and Gilbert and Alex are going. Right. So he's. What are you going to do with this weekend?

[A]

He'll feel it out.

[C]

All right.

[B]

You should ask.

[C]

Do it. Yeah. At the last day, which is Saturday, second show.

[B]

Why does it. I want you last day.

[C]

Because if she rejects on Friday, he still has to be the there in the weekend.

[A]

We're working.

[B]

In my head, I'm like, no, it's gonna go well. I didn't even think of rejection because you are hot.

[E]

You have to factor that. Not everybody's as hot as you. 29. Whatever.

[C]

Yeah. Extinction so much.

[E]

I mean, he's not Andrea hot, but he's. I think you may have a chance because a female comedian has low standards.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, right? She. You know that. You're hot.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Okay, good. I think you look like a twister to me. Oh, yeah?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like a full blown tornado.

[E]

Yeah, she is.

[B]

I can't handle it.

[C]

It's like a regular face went into a tornado and that's what.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Yeah, man. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, so second show Saturday night, you try. But if you don't see a window, then get. At least get her number and then call her on a Monday and go, would you like to go on a date? Why are you on the fence about it? You're scared for him.

[A]

It's like, just play it cool. But it's like all these rules that makes it so high pressure.

[C]

I feel like you're nervous for your friend, Right?

[E]

A little bit.

[C]

I know. Because you know how to do it. You're married.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like. Ej, you have somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, very good.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You want to talk about rejection? You want to talk about a guy that's been fully rejected? Talk about George. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there was things in the past I was like, wow, I don't know why he didn't kill himself. But then he finally found somebody.

[B]

You.

[C]

So, you know, he would go to.

[B]

Bat because you got to keep numbers.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It's a numbers game.

[E]

Don't give up.

[C]

Don't give up.

[B]

That's true.

[E]

If I can find someone, you can. Alex. I'm the most unfuckable. Like, I'm a. I'm a.

[B]

No, you're not.

[E]

I have. I'm single mom. I'm my own.

[B]

That's not. You're a catch. Look at your catch.

[A]

You got Zayn.

[E]

I finally. I got him. Because I did not give up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You got to keep. I think you got to, like, flirt.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Flirt the whole weekend and then do something at the end.

[C]

Honestly, I don't find either one of you ladies attractive at all.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

I feel like. No, let's be honest.

[A]

Get off your chest, dude.

[C]

Let me express myself. Okay.

[B]

But that's good. You're like my dad.

[C]

I know, but even if I didn't know you, you'd be somebody. I was like, yeah.

[E]

I mean, I love that. Neighbor. You're my neighbor.

[C]

So we're.

[B]

We're on the island, and you two of us. Yeah, we're. The three of us are on the.

[A]

Island and actually throwing Jaime the island, too.

[C]

Jaime and I would have our own little bunker. Right. I feel like I can motivate them, too. Right. To help me build stuff. We'll be on one side of the island. You guys get your own.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I feel. I feel like Jaime and I would thrive.

[B]

You don't think double China is gonna do something?

[C]

I don't think double China's gonna do anything.

[E]

C.J. is not gonna do anything.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I think you guys would have lesbian love one night.

[E]

Yeah, I think I would.

[C]

And I'd Jaime in the ass.

[D]

Excuse me.

[A]

Go ahead. Jaime.

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't. You.

[D]

No. Thank you. What? He said thank you. You guys are attractive. Chinese woman.

[A]

Nervous.

[C]

You got so nervous. Tiny little bit.

[D]

Oh, Chinese woman.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

That was so sad.

[B]

Do you know my name?

[C]

Yes. What is it?

[D]

Adriana.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Adriana is good. Alex.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And what's Betty's real name?

[C]

Are you kidding me? Are you doing a bit?

[D]

No, man. This is real.

[C]

So you don't know their names?

[D]

Yes. But say one more time.

[B]

I'm not gonna say.

[A]

He does have a speech impediment.

[D]

I do have a speech impending. I have dyslexia. So, like, I hear it differently.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Like, I feel bad. You know what?

[B]

I did.

[C]

So I'm going to tell you their names one more time. And then. And then Summers. Her name is Jia Ying. Zhao Ying. Summers.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And this is Andrea. Jin.

[D]

Andrea.

[C]

Just remember the first name.

[D]

Andrea.

[C]

Xiaoying.

[D]

Zheng Ying.

[C]

Andrea. Andrea Xiao Ying.

[D]

Zhao Ying.

[A]

We do this often.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. So is that really often. Yeah. Is that burned into your memory?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay, so in a couple of minutes, I'm gonna ask you.

[B]

Jesus Christ, he's gonna fail. I already know.

[C]

It'll be fine.

[D]

You know what word? I can't say that. It sounds like racist.

[B]

What.

[D]

What do you call your. Your spouse? Like your. Like your other person?

[B]

Like Zane, Partner or boyfriend?

[A]

Another one.

[D]

The S word.

[B]

Significant other.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Spouse. Oh, you can't say significant other.

[D]

Yeah. No, I'm not gonna say it.

[A]

Try it.

[D]

Just try everybody. I'll say it off camera.

[C]

We're gonna learn. We're gonna learn to teach you.

[D]

Okay, you want me to say it.

[C]

But yeah, yeah, we'll cut it out if it's.

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, say it. Everybody say it.

[B]

And then significant other, significant other, significant other.

[D]

It's a fit.

[E]

You just said L word.

[A]

We might have.

[E]

You just said the L word.

[A]

We might have to cut.

[E]

Is that a word of fits?

[A]

That was a crazy roll call. I was not expecting the fourth one to sound like that.

[B]

That's how I honestly saw it coming. You wouldn't say it.

[E]

I knew something's off with you.

[C]

I knew it. Yeah. I don't understand how you say significant other and then you come up with that.

[A]

Look at it one way. Just look at it.

[C]

Yes. Can you read it? Read it.

[A]

Just even say it that way?

[C]

Yeah, say it like that.

[B]

Say Sig.

[C]

Just let him do it. Go ahead.

[D]

Sig. N.

[A]

Say the F. O, O, O, O.

[C]

It's a G. Sig.

[D]

Nif. If it can't.

[C]

Now look at me right now. Say it faster.

[D]

Significant. Wow. Wow.

[A]

We're solving racism.

[C]

That was better. Your wow. Your wow was too much.

[D]

Significant. Significant.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

But now you can't unhear the other one, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I unheard it once you said it. Now what are their names? Go ahead. What's her name?

[D]

Jing. Young.

[C]

Close enough.

[E]

G means. Yeah, it means itchy. You just call me an itchy. Thank you. You're speaking.

[C]

You are an itchy whore.

[E]

I don't think I'm itchy.

[D]

Wait, what's my name?

[B]

Jaime.

[C]

Jaime.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

How do you spell it?

[B]

Jaime, A.K.A.

[C]

No, no. Oh, really? We're going to spelling now?

[D]

Yeah, because.

[C]

No, you. You can't even remember her name. Oh, wait.

[D]

Say one more time.

[C]

No, no, we're not saying it again. Wait.

[D]

Forgive me.

[C]

No, I, I. You're forgiven.

[B]

You are forgiven. But. Yeah, okay.

[C]

Can you say that, Adriana?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know what?

[B]

I'll take it.

[C]

Yeah, we'll take it.

[B]

It's fine.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

[D]

Wait, hold on. It's because I'm dyslexic.

[B]

Okay. I thought Andrew was like.

[C]

I feel so sorry. Sorry. Yeah, Right.

[B]

It's okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Whoa. Great website.

[D]

Wow, Great website.

[A]

Okay, can you say, I like the website.

[B]

Can you say the.

[C]

Is that photo doctored?

[A]

That's real.

[C]

No. Look at me right now. Is that photo doctored?

[E]

Was doctored. Like Yass changed? Yassified. No, it's just made cartoonish.

[C]

Cartoonish.

[E]

My photo.

[C]

But you didn't do anything with the, like, you know, your jawline or any of that.

[E]

That's what I look like.

[C]

That's what you look like. Okay. Yeah. Like, turn me to me like that. Andrea.

[A]

Yeah, he's obvious. Trying to practice her name.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. Okay, Okay. I believe it.

[B]

He got my name.

[C]

What is it?

[B]

He's just said it.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Very good.

[D]

I saw that picture, so I'm like, oh, exactly. It's not her, so.

[E]

Oh, my.

[C]

I don't know how your mind work. You got to do a study.

[B]

That's how he learned.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you got to get the guy.

[E]

Can you see that?

[A]

The top right here?

[D]

Can you zoom in?

[C]

Zoom in.

[D]

Why is there X on top of it?

[E]

Just a dot.

[A]

It's dots. Think of his dots.

[C]

It's an I with a dot.

[D]

Jong Yang.

[C]

There we go.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

The class is over. We're not doing this anymore. We're not teaching you anymore.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I think you've learned.

[D]

Okay. When are you gonna find your other significant other?

[B]

Significant other?

[C]

You know, I'm okay. Honestly. I'm okay being alone. Okay. Oh, the other day.

[B]

Yeah?

[C]

Something happened, so I'm hanging out with this girl. What was that?

[D]

Coughing.

[E]

Okay, I know you are.

[C]

I was coughing. So. So we eat this hamburger, right? Which is really good. Like, it was smash burger, but it kind of rattled my stomach in a weird way. And then. Then we had sushi after that. Oh, and then at the end of sushi, they served this ice cream. You know, I'm lactose.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And she's driving, right? And then we're in the car, and as soon as we're maybe two minutes away from the restaurant, you know, my stomach goes, all right, let's go turn the machines on or whatever. It's a factory. And all the people are clinking and clanking, right? And then all of a sudden, there's a countdown in my stomach. Oh. And it literally was an eight minute countdown until I Can't hold the. You know what I mean? The dam. Okay. As soon as we pull up to my hotel room, it was coming. Oh, right. And I go, see you later. Go get me dinner. And I. I got. And I was. It was literally as soon as I got in my room, that was the time I couldn't held it further. I barely made it. Oh, my God. Don't you have that ever happened?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

But if you are, like, farting in the bathroom in your boyfriend's house, you have to put a. A napkin on your. To muffler the sound. So it's like a. It's like.

[C]

Oh, you do you do that?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You put napkin in your butthole.

[E]

Yeah. While I'm farting.

[C]

When you're farting.

[E]

When that works, it's just like. It's like a. You know, he's like, yeah, we.

[C]

This.

[B]

We.

[C]

We get. We understand the fart noises. Doing it as if we don't know. Yeah. When you fart, you don't cup it or spread your cheeks to.

[B]

Okay. I have no control over bladder. That's my issue with. With butthole. Full control.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Like. Like, yeah, we're talking.

[C]

You. We have full control too.

[B]

No, no. Like, to a point where I'm surprised. You know, I don't even. I don't even know how that's possible, but I will pee my pants.

[C]

It's like when Wolverine first discovered his claws.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't even know I had.

[C]

He went singing and he's like. As a kid, it was like, wow.

[B]

But. O my. But where I pay is my bladder is not good. Like, I peed my pants so many times, and I wet the bed till I was like 10, you know?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I have no bladder control, but the.

[C]

Smell of bladder is I. I have to pee is different than poo, don't you think?

[B]

Yeah, there's no smell for a pee.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you ever your parents?

[D]

No. I pee my bed till I was 11 where.

[B]

Yeah. I knew we had something.

[A]

No one even asked for that.

[C]

That was crazy. Yeah, it's crazy, but poop. And we're not shocked by it at all. Okay. Anyway, do you guys want to plug anything?

[E]

Oh, I am on tourscomity.com coming all over America, Asia, Australia, everywhere.

[B]

Amazing. Yeah.

[E]

I am also my. My podcast. Tiger mom podcast.

[C]

How's that doing?

[E]

It's doing good. We are good.

[C]

Thank you. Anyway, Andrea, I'm on tour.

[A]

One date.

[B]

Yeah, no, because it's. The website's not as good, but go to. Wait, can you go to Wait, have you. Can you go to.

[C]

How was he then? What's his name?

[B]

Can you go to Beacons? Oh, Cordon. He was very nice.

[C]

Yeah, he. I've. I've. I worked for him once before. He's super nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So Beacons.

[B]

Beacons. Andrea. Gin, please. Thank you.

[C]

Just. We just say it. I don't.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay. I'm on tour. I am going.

[C]

Okay. Anyway, yes.

[D]

Rob's on getting back on tour in April, so.

[C]

Oh, you got a podcast.

[D]

Oh, yeah, we do have a podcast called the Fatfish Podcast.

[C]

Yeah, go check it out.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Yeah, we're gonna get. We. We can.

[E]

Am I still getting on after I insult you?

[C]

No.

[D]

Yeah, we still get.

[E]

Cool, cool.

[C]

Okay. So how did you guys feel about this podcast? I thought it went well.

[B]

Yeah, me too. I loved it.

[C]

I thought it was really fun.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

I've bonded. Wait, can I plug San Diego?

[C]

No.

[B]

Because of you. No, you're San Diego. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I'll be in San Diego.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And April.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you, April.

[C]

Are you selling out?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Mic drop.

[E]

Yeah, we can. In edmonton. Like a 1200 people.

[C]

Amazing. Congrats.

[E]

I don't even know there's an agent there, but there's not.

[C]

How are you doing numbers while getting better?

[B]

It's not great.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the best. Yeah. If you guys don't watch. And she's the future.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

You're a rising star.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

And then so is Jaime. So anyway, congratulations on the Fat Fish podcast. And then when I come to, I think I'm gonna go, dallas, can I do your podcast?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, both can do the podcast.

[C]

Not at the same time. Anyway, give them a round of applause, everybody.

[B]

Abomola show. Komoki.