Marcello Hernandez Doesn’t Hold Back With Bobby Lee

Summary

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TigerBelly: "Marcello Hernandez Doesn’t Hold Back With Bobby Lee"

Episode Date: January 7, 2026
Host: Bobby Lee with Khalyla, Jaime, Andrew, George, Alex
Guest: Marcello Hernandez (SNL comedian)
Network: All Things Comedy

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Episode Overview

This episode of TigerBelly delivers a high-energy, comedic exchange packed with banter, friendly roasts, and genuine moments of connection. The focus is on Marcello Hernandez—SNL's rising star—joining Bobby Lee, Khalyla, and crew for playful debates (Beatles vs. Linkin Park!), stories about comedy and life, cultural identity, gift exchanges, sushi misadventures, and lots of self-deprecating humor. Along the way, the cast riffs about music, fame, softness of newer generations, and showcases the camaraderie and weird warmth that TigerBelly fans love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Handsome vs. Cute: The TigerBelly Aesthetic

• [01:00–03:10] The crew decides if each member is "handsome" or "cute", riffing on how NatGeo animals are "cute but untouchable."
  • Notable Quote:
    • Bobby to Jaime: “You'll never get handsome. You'll get cute.” (01:30)
    • Kalila adds: "You're like beautiful in like a Nat Geo way." (02:11)

2. Linkin Park vs. The Beatles: The Great Debate

• [03:30–08:50 & 38:02–41:14] Alex claims Linkin Park is “better than the Beatles” based on album sales and streams, sparking a group deep dive into cultural impact vs. numbers.
  • Alex’s Stat: “Hybrid Theory, the album by Linkin Park, sold more than the White Album by the Beatles...” (03:45)
  • Bobby’s Rebuttal: "But does that make Wicked a better movie than Taxi Driver?" (06:25)
  • Marcelo weighs in: “I think if we're going to compare the cultural impact... you’d have a tough time [beating] the Beatles.” (40:38)
  • Memorable Moment: Playful jibes about Abbey Road vs. Linkin Park’s digital art, culminating in Bobby’s mock capitulation: “[Sarcastic] Linkin Park is better than the Beatles. I'm convinced.” (07:52)

3. Gifts Galore!

• [14:35–21:47] Marcello arrives bearing Marshalls bags, gifting Ned Hardy hoodies, baby clothes, and more.
  • “This might be the most expensive thing I got... At Marshalls it's $24.99!” (20:23)
  • Khalyla reciprocates with hair products from her new line: “Please enjoy these products from my hair care line... It’s hyper clean..." (21:27)
  • Bobby gifts Marcello his new comic, "Dead Weight."
  • Friendly ribbing about the value, brand, and realness of gifts.

4. SNL Backstage: The Creative Grind

• [48:49–54:06] Marcello describes the hectic SNL writing process (quick script deliveries, last-minute reads), and the emotional reality of sometimes being “blanked” from sketches:
  • “Sometimes your family comes... They come. You’re not in the show!” (50:36)
  • Bobby muses on similar experiences from his MADtv days.

5. Fame and Fans: Gloria Estefan Wisdom

• [26:00–29:36] Marcello recounts Gloria Estefan’s perspective on fan attention:
  • "The only thing worse than [fans mobbing for photos]… is them not wanting to at all." (27:24 / 27:33)
  • Bobby shares a cringey Miami Improv story where he didn’t recognize Estefan and she left during his set.

6. Comedy Specials: Netflix, Nerves, and Advice

• [29:35–34:01; 72:15–74:17] Both comics discuss prepping their Netflix specials—Marcello’s "American Boy" and Bobby’s upcoming (jokingly titled) "Finally."
  • Bobby: “I’m nervous, but I think I’m ready, dude.” (30:22)
  • Marcello: “Dave Chappelle gave me advice… Make sure you talk to your [director], make the room dark—the audience…” (72:18)
  • Tips about editing, multiple tapings, and making the most of filmed sets.

7. Friendship, Family & Personal Growth

• [61:01–62:00; 66:54–68:23]
  • Marcello opens up about family values, pride in his cousin’s soccer career, and wanting close connections ("I’m a family man. I want to have a family.").
  • Bobby and the crew discuss supporting each other through breakups, new relationships, and changes after Bobby and Khalyla’s split.

8. The New Generation: Culture, “Softness,” and Identity

• [43:05–44:34] Playful sparring about “the new breed” of Hispanics and Asians, and how younger generations are “softer” or “whimsical” compared to the old guard.
  • Marcelo (mock offense): “To call us a breed, like we're animals, is also something..." (44:12)
  • The segment ends with Bobby’s contrition and the group riffing about generational shifts across all backgrounds.

9. Embarrassing Tales & Lifelong Habits

• [58:55–59:56; 75:55–76:44]
  • Bobby reveals the real story of “pooping on his boss’s desk” on MADtv (involved Alka-Seltzer and foam—gross, but memorable), debunking previous exaggerations.
  • They riff on lifelong “booger eating”—a TigerBelly running joke—with Bobby sheepishly admitting, “I ate one booger three weeks ago.” (76:37)

10. SNL Guests & Viral Sketches

• [77:44–79:43]
  • Marcello lauds Bad Bunny and Pedro Pascal for their impact on his SNL trajectory: “[The sketch] was like... a before and after. It changed my whole life." (78:10/78:29)
  • Praise for Ariana Grande’s creativity and professionalism on set.

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Notable Quotes

• Marcello on Resilience in Showbiz:
  “The only thing worse than them wanting to take pictures of me like this is them not wanting to at all.” (Gloria Estefan’s advice, 27:33)

• On Comedy Growth:
  “When you say ‘I haven’t eaten a booger in...’ and the number is three... Three years feels too soon. Three weeks...” — Marcelo (76:44)

• On Cultural Impact:
  “You can’t compare numbers. You have to compare cultural impact.” — Marcelo (40:38)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:00: Handsome vs. Cute banter
• 03:45: Linkin Park vs. Beatles debate starts
• 07:52: Bobby’s mock surrender: “Linkin Park is better than the Beatles”
• 14:35: Marcello’s epic Marshalls gift drop
• 26:00: Gloria Estefan story and celebrity humility
• 29:35: Comedy special nerves and Netflix talk
• 38:02: Revisiting Beatles/Linkin Park with Marcelo’s cultural take
• 43:05: “New breed” generational identity debate
• 61:01: Finding joy in family; family values
• 72:18: Dave Chappelle’s advice for taping specials
• 76:14: “Lifelong booger eater” gag
• 77:44: Marcello reflects on Bad Bunny, SNL success
• 80:09: Marcelo’s heartfelt closing and applause

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Memorable Moments & Recurring Humor

• Frequent callbacks to handsomeness vs. cuteness—a running motif.
• Marcello and Bobby’s comedic chemistry—witty, warm, and occasionally chaotic (“You remind me of what I was like when I was young,” Bobby says, 66:24).
• Gift exchange one-upmanship, including a wallet that allegedly came with “5,000 tokens.”
• Khalyla’s motherly presence, balancing the chaos with dry wit and real talk.
• Jaime’s adventures with romance, failed haikus, and slapping “moves” (58:45).
• The edible Alka-Seltzer, “booger eating” confessionals—classic TigerBelly gross-out humor.

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is spontaneous, affectionate, and hilarious, blending immaturity and real insight. Listeners get a window into the grind of comedy, the longing for connection, and the evolution of TigerBelly as a “family” (even post-breakup). Marcelo holds his own against Bobby’s wild energy, delivers genuine praise, and keeps the self-mockery in stride.

For fans of comedy, SNL, or just absurd candid conversations, this episode is a must-listen.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Marcelo]

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[Bobby Lee]

Bop, bop bop.

[Jaime]

Tastes like a loofah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I. I forced myself to eat the rest.

[Jaime]

Why? So you won't feel bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I don't want to go to waste. It's a Japanese banana pudding cake.

[Jaime]

How many do they have over there?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Al, I don't know how many they made.

[Andrew]

Tell him, dude.

[Kalila]

SMS like perfume here.

[Jaime]

Hey, nice.

[Kalila]

Oh, you shave. Oh, my goodness. How cute.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he's looking for a handsome. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You'll never get handsome. You'll get cute.

[Kalila]

Give me your hands. Give me your hands. Give me your other hand.

[Jaime]

Okay, but I should be called handsome by dirty. You know, cute is like some people

[Bobby Lee]

are born not handsome.

[Jaime]

Am I handsome or cute?

[Bobby Lee]

You're cute.

[Kalila]

Oh, you're definitely cute.

[Jaime]

What about him?

[Bobby Lee]

Cute.

[Kalila]

Sometimes he's handsome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And then sometimes he's just cute.

[Bobby Lee]

October 4th, midnight. Oh, I'm so handsome. The full moon.

[Kalila]

Yeah, yeah. Because. Yeah. Let me see, Let me see. Cute.

[Marcelo]

Cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, cute. You know how like an African rain

[Jaime]

frog is cute but you don't touch it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Have you ever seen an African rain frog?

[Andrew]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like, that's how you. You're cute.

[Kalila]

You're like beautiful in like a nat Geo way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Nachio.

[Kalila]

Special specimen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, special.

[Andrew]

You hear that?

[Kalila]

Beautiful.

[Jaime]

Capital S. Good hair, though.

[Kalila]

Jaime, what are you doing? Did you get a perm?

[Jaime]

I'm taking a ashoka. Wanda, I told you last night.

[Bobby Lee]

I know why you not laugh.

[Jaime]

Now I feel dumb.

[Andrew]

Hey, Bobby, he'll let you laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

He was laughing because it was a callback from last night that the people listening right now aren't privy to.

[Jaime]

Okay, but you're laughing. Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew]

Why did you see here?

[Jaime]

He was laughing. He was laughing yesterday. Ashwagandha.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because he's like, I'm taking something, it ends with an A.

[Jaime]

Starts with an A.

[Bobby Lee]

And so we're on. We're on the, you know, mean on our phones going, what ends with an A? Starts with manana Baja. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

So you're on.

[Bobby Lee]

Ashwagandha.

[Andrew]

Does it Help you a lot.

[Kalila]

Oh, I honestly thought you said Wakanda.

[Jaime]

That's when we were.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Black Panther.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Ashwagandha.

[Jaime]

Ashwagandha.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Jaime]

This for the hair.

[Kalila]

It's up for a lot of things. You can take ashwagandha tea and gummies. Gummies. There's a lot of things. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a crooked mouth. I noticed it yesterday.

[Jaime]

Yeah, you keep bringing.

[Andrew]

You just know.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I have an underbrite too. So you do?

[Kalila]

Every episode, you guys. Every episode.

[Bobby Lee]

Every episode.

[Kalila]

Broken jaw, crooked bite.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry, Skinny. The. What was the album that did better than the Beatles?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Well, let's talk about the conversation we had with Alex. Say.

[Marcelo]

Just say really quick.

[Bobby Lee]

The stat.

[Alex]

So, Hybrid Theory, the album by Linkin park sold more than the White Album

[Kalila]

by the Beatles of all time. Like, at that time or like just combined?

[Andrew]

Combined.

[Alex]

Combined.

[Kalila]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So that's. But that's Alex's proof that Linkin park is better than the Beatles.

[Kalila]

Honestly, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

For the time that Linkin park was at its peak.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them.

[Kalila]

There we go with, you know, peak.

[Bobby Lee]

Johan, you're just gonna make me mad.

[Andrew]

2026, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

You're about to really bad right now, dude.

[Andrew]

All right, keep going with your argument.

[Kalila]

I don't think that musically they're better than the Beatles, although I do like Lincoln Park. I just know that when Lincoln park was. There was no one above them in the eyes of, like, mainstream, you know?

[Andrew]

He doesn't know what to say.

[Kalila]

At the time.

[Alex]

Then he was mad that I. I thought it was cool that I saw Serge Tonkin from System of a Down.

[Kalila]

Oh, yeah, he. He's cool.

[Alex]

And Bobby doesn't think so or something.

[Kalila]

He's Armenian, right? Yeah, hell yeah. No, he's super cool and super, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know him.

[Kalila]

Do you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do. Do you? I know him.

[Kalila]

Tell me. Tell me what you know about him.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go. I know.

[Marcelo]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I. When we. No, when we lived on Beechwood, Right. He used to hang out at that li. You know, that place where they sell sandwiches and I met him there at Oaks. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kalila]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Yeah, he's cool.

[Jaime]

Feel like you're about to say liquor store. I heard an L. And then you switch to Jaime.

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God, on my mother's life, I wasn't going to say liquor store. I heard. I know. I know.

[Kalila]

What?

[Jaime]

I have good ears. I heard. I can enunciate.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jaime]

You're about to say look, and then you're like, oh, shop. Okay.

[Marcelo]

You know what?

[Kalila]

You really nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you.

[Kalila]

You have really nice lips.

[Jaime]

Oh, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're very nice.

[Kalila]

Really cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Anyway, okay, tell me more about this Linkin park thing. Alex. Can I just say, though, that there's probably. Linkin park probably has an advantage because this is at a time where people. You could easily buy albums. Like when the Beatles were around. Not as accessible to just anyone.

[Alex]

Yeah, but it was like the only thing out, so it was like the only album being bought.

[Bobby Lee]

O.

[Kalila]

Still at a time, though, where it

[Alex]

wasn't like there was like Limp Bizkit. There was all these other artists coming out too.

[Kalila]

Right. But then you also had. You could buy it on tape, you could buy it on cd, you could buy it. Like, there's so many ways.

[Bobby Lee]

Look up.

[Alex]

You could also use, like, streaming services, too. So not everybody was buying back then. You couldn't illegally stream the music.

[Jaime]

Yeah, it's true.

[Kalila]

Okay, let's look at. On Spotify, who has more.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, that's not why.

[Kalila]

Listen, we're just going to. We're just going to. Look, Bobby, because this is like more of an even playing field.

[Bobby Lee]

But Kalila, Wicked made more money, right, Than Taxi Driver. But does that make Wicked a better movie?

[Jaime]

Nope.

[Kalila]

Yeah, no, but like, yes, Cultural significance, probably.

[Bobby Lee]

Wicked has more in terms of film

[Kalila]

influence, in terms of good. Like, I love Taxi Driver, you know that. I think that in terms of like, global influence, Wicked definitely has more weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Kids watch it. It's a kid movie.

[Kalila]

It's an everyone movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? All the guys in the room, right, who saw either one of the Wicked movies. I know you did. You know, I was afraid to. Yeah, yeah, I was too afraid. Did you see Wicked? If you want to talk K Pop demon hunters, I can, but. Oh, yes, Alex, you see Wicked. How about you, Jaime? No, Exactly.

[Kalila]

Okay, here we go. So thank you. On.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you.

[Marcelo]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You never seen Taxi Driver? Oh, you. Taxi Driver. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, yeah.

[Kalila]

Okay, so here comes the number one top Beatles song on Spotify. Has 1,740,000 plays.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Kalila]

Just that their top song.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the song?

[Kalila]

Here Comes the Sun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

I knew it.

[Kalila]

Park.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And Linkin Park's top song, O How much? I think Alex might be right. I mean, in the end, it's almost 3 billion.

[Bobby Lee]

In the end.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. Linkin park is better than the Beatles. I'm convinced. Oh, you're right. Based on those numbers, who can argue? Yeah, I'm convinced. You're right. I'm Gonna get every Lincoln Parker album now a rotation. It's on my playlist.

[Kalila]

And, like, Chester was beloved.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he was.

[Kalila]

When he passed.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not negating Lincoln parts. You know what I mean? Success or, you know, their quality as a band. Right. I'm just saying. The Beatles, though. Yeah. It's not. They're not better than the Beatles.

[Jaime]

Can I ask you guys?

[Bobby Lee]

Or the Stones or. I mean, these are legendary bands.

[Andrew]

This Lincoln park. Have a photo like this that everyone knows, even if you don't listen to the Beatles.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, when you go. When I was in London, me and Andrew went to that crosswalk, and there's thousands of people walking across that thing trying to take that photo, you know? I mean, it's like. Have you ever been to Lincoln Park? Is that a city? I don't know. Is Lincoln park even? Is he here? I'm gonna get him.

[Andrew]

Lincoln park famous.

[Jaime]

No, Lincoln park just has digital art.

[Kalila]

Do you know what band I love right around that same time? Alex, that was, like, not as big as Lincoln park, but I thought they had, like, hit after a hit was Smashing Pumpkins. No Stain.

[Alex]

Oh, I love stain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kalila]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Marcelo]

Whoa. Big bags. Hi. Hi, everyone.

[Kalila]

Hi. It's so nice to. To meet you. Hi, guys. Hi, everyone.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You put headsies or no?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. What? N. You don't do it, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, man. I love you, dude.

[Marcelo]

Dude, I love you, man. God, I love you, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. I love you so much. I love you so much. Are we ready?

[Marcelo]

You have to sing, right?

[Andrew]

Ready?

[Bobby Lee]

You want to sing?

[Marcelo]

No, you do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

How's my hair, dude?

[Jaime]

Perfect, man.

[Marcelo]

Do a look.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't even hear because your headphones are on.

[Marcelo]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Marcella Hernandez is here. Cha cha cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.

[Marcelo]

I didn't know you spoke Spanish, but.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Los pantalones. La escuela. La Cienega,

[Marcelo]

dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I know La Cienega, dude.

[Marcelo]

You do?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, the road.

[Marcelo]

That's a street.

[Bobby Lee]

I love the street, dude.

[Marcelo]

Thank you, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Los Angeles is also a Spanish word.

[Kalila]

What does it mean? What does it mean, Bobby?

[Bobby Lee]

The angels.

[Kalila]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, you, bro. I'm Korean, dude.

[Jaime]

I.

[Kalila]

That's how Nicole Kidman clapped.

[Marcelo]

Oh, yeah, it is. These are long.

[Bobby Lee]

Something, man.

[Jaime]

Get on there, man.

[Marcelo]

Get on that way. Okay, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Bro. What if we put you in a microwave for two minutes? It would turn out to be.

[Marcelo]

Yes. You are not. You are not me. Plus radiation. That's not true. That is not true. Yeah, that's messed up. It's like he. That's what he said, dude.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I know, but, like, when God

[Bobby Lee]

was making Hispanic people, he was like, I'm going to put extra.

[Marcelo]

Oh, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No, dude, you're got better hair.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah. Way better hair than him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Who does.

[Marcelo]

He has.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you do. You have gray hair. Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And we get him on whatever you're on, and it's going to be a tough time for these guys. It's going to be a tough time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Are you thinking about doing that losing weight, the abbing thing? No, no, we don't believe in that.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't believe in that. No, but he said that he's cute. We established that he's cute.

[Marcelo]

He's cute. You're probably one of the cutest things in the world.

[Jaime]

I had a mustache last year.

[Kalila]

We were talking about how you either fall under cute or handsome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Where do I am?

[Bobby Lee]

I think handsome.

[Kalila]

Handsome.

[Marcelo]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I think little.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. That's the thing. That's why. That's. That's. I bounce into cute every once in a while.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

You don't. If you see me standing up, it's cute. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sitting down, handsome, standing up, cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Because the little guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's the little guy?

[Marcelo]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I thought you were talking about something else.

[Marcelo]

No, no, no. I'm Latino.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Come on, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, give Marcelo a round of applause.

[Marcelo]

You like to control everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my podcast. I'm Captain Kirk.

[Marcelo]

Captain Kirk. Captain Korean. Listen, this guy here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Persona verses dimalo t. See? See?

[Andrew]

Oh,

[Bobby Lee]

no. You.

[Marcelo]

All right, now let's do a reveal.

[Bobby Lee]

What? I said that this person has a small penis. Oh, wow.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

He only asked about you.

[Marcelo]

That's funny because.

[Andrew]

And then.

[Bobby Lee]

What was this one about?

[Marcelo]

He said that.

[Jaime]

He said that your short.

[Marcelo]

He said you're very small on top and in the bottom.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. I love this man.

[Jaime]

You do?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. I love this. And I love George.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know George?

[Marcelo]

Because you hate him so much for so many years. You know what I mean? But now he has confidence. He has a mullet. He's wearing sunglasses inside. He's different, bro. I've been watching this since it started.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

I've been watching it since they let you be on camera. It was a different time when I started to watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

He goes, but you didn't want. You wanted something like this, and I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Now you. You did Dax's show earlier.

[Marcelo]

I just did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Armchair in his house. And did you.

[Marcelo]

And it's nicer than this, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a nicer house.

[Marcelo]

He's more successful. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, yeah. I brought a bunch of stuff, you

[Bobby Lee]

know, but what I was going to say. Yeah, you're going to say. Yeah, right. I want to say these that you. Did you buy new clothes between Dax and here? No, because when I walk into the driveway, right. They put that brand new jacket out and they cut the. The. You know what I mean? The price tag.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you buy that?

[Marcelo]

No, I got it from my.

[Bobby Lee]

No, when did you buy it?

[Marcelo]

I got it from a stylist.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Marcelo]

I didn't purchase it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you did.

[Marcelo]

But God knows what they. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So you have a stylist now. They just kind of go, you're going to wear this for tiger belly or.

[Marcelo]

No, no, no. The. The st had nothing to do with me today, but I didn't want to wear the same thing on every podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, very good. Smart.

[Marcelo]

You know what I mean? Cuz it's different times, different days, different person.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And I brought. And I brought some stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And would you bring us? Yeah.

[Jaime]

Is this from Zara?

[Andrew]

Says Marshalls?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Marcelo]

This is. This is expensive. I went to Marshalls for you guys. What do you want me to start with?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

What do you want me to start? I got some just for this group here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay, you three. So what do you. Who do you want me to start with?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Jaime]

Is his podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'll be last.

[Marcelo]

Okay. Bobby will go last. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna start with. I'm gonna start with Jaime.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kalila]

I love gifts.

[Marcelo]

I got you this.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Marcelo]

Stand up, stand up. Show it to everybody. Stand up. Show it.

[Jaime]

Hardy.

[Marcelo]

It's a Ned Hardy hoodie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Marcelo]

Wow. Sick.

[Kalila]

Yeah. Come back fully around.

[Marcelo]

It's back. And at Marshalls, you would be surprised. Is the price tag on it?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. How much was it, Jaime?

[Jaime]

I'm not gonna say.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No, I want. Give it to me. I want to know how.

[Marcelo]

No, no, no, don't, don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it.

[Marcelo]

You don't need it.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it under $20?

[Marcelo]

You don't need it because I got one for you as well. Hardy. Come on, man. You don't need it. I got one for you. Yep. How much?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Marcelo]

How much was it?

[Bobby Lee]

19.99.

[Marcelo]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

So much, Marcel.

[Marcelo]

And then I got you a second gift because it Is your podcast, but I'll save it for after. I'll go. Do you. Is there. Is there a baby? Does anybody have a baby?

[Kalila]

Me.

[Marcelo]

I do have. You have a baby. I knew you had a baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you ask? Why'd you ask?

[Marcelo]

Because I got a baby stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. How much was it? Turn it around. There's this price tag in the back, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Oh, you.

[Kalila]

Very expensive. 12.

[Marcelo]

12. And I got this for it because I'm a soccer player. He's gonna love the ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, how much was it?

[Marcelo]

Where did you get the baby, by the way?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

At Marshalls. Okay. Yeah. So I also got you this for when you want to get cozy. You know, you're a mom. The mom, she's gonna be cozy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And then I got. I got this for you as well because this is. This is actually nice. I thought this was nice for 19.99. Thank you.

[Kalila]

Thank you for.

[Marcelo]

Bobby, I gotta. I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. 1, 2, 3. Price picks.

[Jaime]

Price picks.

[Bobby Lee]

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[George]

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[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Jaime]

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[Bobby Lee]

Required. George.

[Andrew]

Throw them a couple. George.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, it's playoffs for the NFL. So do you think Caleb Williams is going to get more or less than 200? I have a good feeling about it.

[George]

I have such a good feeling.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I was going to say more anyway because he's on my bear. He's on my bear. How about Trevor Lawrence? More or less than 230 passing? Probably medium, but probably maybe a little less. It's that simple. Now we can finalize the line up and we're good to go.

[Andrew]

Download the prize picks app today and use Code Belly to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That's code Belly. To get $50 in lineups after you play your first five dollar lineup. Prize picks. It's good to be right.

[Bobby Lee]

Bluechew. Bluechew. Blue. Fellas, fellas, fellas. You already know what time it is. It's time to level up. And Bluechew just dropped something really

[Andrew]

crazy. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm tacking next level championship belt. Gold plated energy.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[George]

Blue chew gold is the newest innovation for the number one chewable Ed brand. This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill.

[Bobby Lee]

It isn't?

[Kalila]

No.

[George]

This is a four in one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance. We're talking two ingredients for blood flow to keep you rocket pop pumping.

[Andrew]

Pump it up.

[George]

Mixed with epobiferin and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and your body.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen, I'm a 54 year old man and sometimes I have to admit I need help.

[Kalila]

Help?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah?

[Jaime]

With what?

[Bobby Lee]

Bluetooth.

[Marcelo]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

With my. I mean, little fellow down there. And it really does work and I really highly recommend it.

[Marcelo]

Yeah?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[George]

How long does it work for?

[Bobby Lee]

A long time. Very long time.

[Andrew]

Guys. Bluetooth gold dissolves under your tongue. It works in as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation without hesitation. This is peak passion and peak performance in a single tablet. Jaime, how's this help you?

[Jaime]

I've taken Bluetooth many times and every time I've taken some, I always sound like a steel can. Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Andrew]

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[Marcelo]

Bobby, I gotta. I got you this.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Marcelo]

Look at this. Tell me this doesn't say Bobby Lee right here. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcelo]

And I think. Yeah, I think the size is for you before the Ozempic, but I think it works.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

This might be the most expensive thing I got.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

$79. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being real?

[Marcelo]

It's what it used to cost, but at Marshalls it's $24.99. Ladies and gentlemen,

[Kalila]

I feel like you could wear that as a dress.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I thought it'd be good.

[Bobby Lee]

So much. Wow.

[Jaime]

You should.

[Bobby Lee]

I got some gifts for you.

[Kalila]

I got a real gift for you.

[Marcelo]

Is that real?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Here. It's for my hair. Care line.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God. And I have a lot of hair.

[Kalila]

And you have really good hair.

[Marcelo]

Yes. Oh, my God, look at this. Come on, dude.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You don't know what I can do with this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Very good.

[Marcelo]

You got me. What is this? Deep treatment repair mask. Yes, for the head. Got me a detangling conditioner. She thinks I'm tangled.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And a detangling spray. Oh, there's a shampoo.

[Marcelo]

Shampoo to detangle as well. This woman thinks I'm going through a lot.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And then what is this?

[Jaime]

Spray.

[Kalila]

Detangling spray.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

You have to unlock.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I got some stuff for you. You want to see?

[Marcelo]

Got me some stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Smell it. Smell it. Smell.

[Marcelo]

Now you're untangled.

[Bobby Lee]

Feels so good.

[Marcelo]

How does that feel? Oh, my God. You wrote a note.

[Kalila]

And I wrote a note.

[Marcelo]

Can I read it?

[Kalila]

Yeah, I read it.

[Marcelo]

They want to know the people, they like it.

[Kalila]

Yeah, read it. It's meaningful.

[Marcelo]

Oh, Marcelo and Anna, my girl. That's very sweet. Happy New Year. Please enjoy these products from my hair care line. Ebb Ocean Club Shameless Promotion. It's hyper clean hair care. No silicones, no nasties and reef safe. We launch in next month, but wanted to gift our friends who inspire us and put good work out into the world. Love, Kalila.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Nice.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God.

[Jaime]

Very good.

[Marcelo]

And that'll be one. And then I got thousand dollars. That's awesome, dude. My girls, she's.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna give you my comic.

[Marcelo]

You made a comic? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called Dead Weight.

[Marcelo]

Are you learning something about them? They give me gifts to. So I promote it. Now available. Wherever you get your comic,

[Bobby Lee]

you can take them on your next podcast.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Of course. Oh, my God. Look at Bobby. Yeah, and that's nice. I love it when someone doesn't make themselves look good in the thing. True humility.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's a big boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Boy Bobby. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So that's lovely. Yeah.

[Kalila]

And Gilbert, did we have more gifts from Japan?

[Andrew]

Oh, on the table.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. We got you some Japanese candy from Japan.

[Andrew]

I want a Katsu beef jerky.

[Jaime]

Try this one.

[Marcelo]

We ordered food.

[Bobby Lee]

What is this one?

[Andrew]

That's a shrimp crackers.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta. I don't know.

[Marcelo]

Do you want me to try it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then we got jagabi. What's jagabi?

[Andrew]

I think it's potato fries.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, we have dip in our mouth. Can we eat? Oh, you're gonna eat it now?

[Andrew]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Marcelo]

It's Just. It's bad for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

It really does look like katsu.

[Marcelo]

It is Katsu. Oh, it's katsu. But there's no. There must be no chicken because that'd be really bad, right?

[Kalila]

3D printed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Dude, it tastes very good.

[Jaime]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jaime]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Feed them, feed them.

[Marcelo]

Look at that. That's something.

[Jaime]

It's a little hard.

[Marcelo]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good. Is it beef jerky?

[Andrew]

I have no idea. The guy told me.

[Marcelo]

Really good. The guy told him to buy it in Japan. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It tastes like meat.

[Marcelo]

Japanese.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Marcelo]

What's that like out there?

[Jaime]

I do.

[Marcelo]

Really. Can I talk to him for one moment? Okay. How did you figure that out? Did you have to talk to. Did he.

[Bobby Lee]

Could I just say this?

[Andrew]

The up.

[Marcelo]

I am hungry. Can we get the food that we ordered? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Before you guys. Before you guys get into it.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you just say something real quick? Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

My friends can. No exit. I'm starving. Can we hit everything whenever you need?

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew]

Right now. Yeah, go ahead.

[Marcelo]

We have to go pick it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No one's ever talked to me like that.

[Marcelo]

I love. Dude, I love you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love you, too.

[Marcelo]

You have no idea. You guys got me through the pandemic. I watched. I used to watch everything. I used to watch all the shows. I used to watch the vlog that you used to film him when you go on trips. I used to. I've watched every single one.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

I've watched them all. I see it and I go. I know what happens in this one. I've seen all of it. You. You got me through the band and

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen every SNL sketch.

[Marcelo]

No, you haven't. Yeah.

[Andrew]

Name five of them right now. Five of them.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what they're called, but I can do the characters, maybe. You know what I mean? How you doing, man? My name is Marcelo, bro.

[Marcelo]

You know what I mean?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That wasn't even funny. Cut that out. Keep that in. You know when something. No one's paying attention. I think that's bad. Or someone wasn't even looking at Ye.

[Jaime]

I have gift for you. I have a gift for you from Texas. Wow. Wow.

[Marcelo]

I'm going to say something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

This is so warm. I think it's his wallet. I think he just took all the stuff out of his wallet.

[Jaime]

No, no, no. It's a. It's from a cow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's leather.

[Jaime]

Round one.

[Marcelo]

What he just said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's from. Yeah. What does that say?

[Marcelo]

Round one. The arcade gameplay card.

[Jaime]

It has like 5,000 tokens on it. Or tickets.

[Marcelo]

Are you serious?

[Jaime]

I think so.

[Marcelo]

Is this how you give gifts? You give people. He gives people a gift card and he goes, there's. There's some. I don't know.

[Jaime]

There's tokens in there.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

Thank you, man.

[Jaime]

Nice.

[Marcelo]

Okay, you're reaching for it.

[Jaime]

No, no, you can have it.

[Marcelo]

Can I give him his wallet back?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, give it to me.

[Jaime]

Yeah, give it to me.

[Bobby Lee]

The last time we hung out was,

[Marcelo]

oh, my God, what a weird night. Remember? Yeah. We went to some.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

What was a concert?

[Bobby Lee]

It was a concert for a rapper. For a rapper?

[Kalila]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And it was dark.

[Marcelo]

A lot of kids, dude, they love

[Kalila]

Bobby, the little ones, right?

[Marcelo]

And they get his attention because they're right there, you know? I mean, it goes. They go, hey, I love your stuff. And Bobby's very. You're very nice with the fans, are you not? Yeah, no, you. I am, but I'm giving you your.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there a time where you don't take photos?

[Marcelo]

No, I always say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I do. I do, too.

[Marcelo]

Do you know Gloria Estefan?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I have a story.

[Marcelo]

Come on, baby. Mama. Baby, do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a story about her.

[Marcelo]

So wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Marcelo]

Let me tell you this, and then I want to hear the story.

[Bobby Lee]

What would connect?

[Marcelo]

You know what I do? Because I watch him. I go. I go like this. Someone agrees with me, and I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that because of him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Just say something right now.

[Marcelo]

You can't let me do it, huh? You can't let me talk. Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

I like when you take control.

[Marcelo]

You do.

[Bobby Lee]

I really like it. And what I'm going to say is I'm going to allow you to go first.

[Marcelo]

Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you for allowing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Marcelo]

What we're talking about Gloria Stephan. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I like it.

[Marcelo]

Perfect. She, I, I, I'm. They are from Miami. They live in Miami. And I worked in this thing on Miami, and I got to hang out with them, and they're very nice to me. And one night I went to this event and she was there, and we're walking, like, to the place to sit down for dinner, and the people are, like, attacking her. Like she is. I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go. Is it Dax Shepard?

[Marcelo]

No, it was my mistake.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Marcelo]

Loud ring, though. So she. The people are attacking her. She's in heels. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's a little person, right?

[Marcelo]

She's. No, she's taller than you. She's walking, and the People are attacking her, but knocking her over, trying to take the pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures. And she goes. At one point, I go, does it ever get like, do you ever just be like, stop?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And she goes, she. I always think about this. She goes, the only thing worse than them wanting to take pictures of me like this is them not wanting to at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, and one day.

[Marcelo]

One day they won't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And while they want to let them have.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Isn't her daughter a really good musician, too?

[Marcelo]

She's insane.

[Kalila]

Yeah, he's awesome.

[Marcelo]

She's insane. She plays every instrument. Do you play any instruments?

[Bobby Lee]

I play piano. I just played before.

[Marcelo]

Before.

[Bobby Lee]

You remember we sang that song, we tell your girl. Can I just say something?

[Marcelo]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't remember when we told. Play the song together. You.

[Marcelo]

Are you actually good? Can you do something good?

[Bobby Lee]

Let's move on.

[Marcelo]

No. Do one thing good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that was the best I could.

[Marcelo]

But this is a moment where you get to show your talent. Something.

[Bobby Lee]

Your wide eyed meth eye. I love it. Yeah. He has wide eyed methy.

[Marcelo]

I do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Meth is. I think, something you're projecting. But I. I want to see. I want to see you do something good.

[Jaime]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell my Edon story?

[Kalila]

He did it again.

[Bobby Lee]

I did it. You gave away the punchline. I did.

[Marcelo]

What happened?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I was in Miami.

[Marcelo]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I was doing the improv back then. And I'm the. I'm in the green room and they said, Gloria Esteban is here. I go, who that?

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I didn't know.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean I've never heard of the Miami man.

[Marcelo]

And you spend a lot of time inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me, What? Yep, you're right. I don't leave.

[Marcelo]

You do.

[Jaime]

Right?

[Marcelo]

What, play video games?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I play video games.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I go, oh, they're popular, huh? She's huge.

[Marcelo]

Huge.

[Jaime]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm on stage and I'm not doing well.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not.

[Marcelo]

You know, that's weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that dig?

[Marcelo]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so I. So I'm like, maybe I'll just. Just call her out.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I go, ladies and gentlemen. And so they kind of put like a little light on her.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, gloria Adebon.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And she just got up and walked out of the room.

[Marcelo]

Are you serious?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Well, you deserve that.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. I feel bad.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All the blood, it just rushed out.

[Marcelo]

Oh, you had a rope.

[Bobby Lee]

And I started eating. Oh, my God.

[Marcelo]

Worse than Before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It was a double eat, dude.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't eat it.

[Marcelo]

She's very sweet. I'm sure she's.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sure. Yeah. She'll forgive me.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't eat it anymore.

[Marcelo]

You know, um, now I'm starting to, because I just did my special. It comes out on Netflix on January 7th.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, we do that. We cut that out. We do it at the end. Okay, you don't do that.

[Marcelo]

Now I'm answering your question. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

For Netflix.

[Marcelo]

That was so weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, for Netflix.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, for Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

For Netflix.

[Marcelo]

January 7th, it's called American Boy. And Wednesday. Now I have to. Wednesday, yes. And now I have to. It's my friend, man. I know. And now I have to do new stuff, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's hard.

[Marcelo]

It's hard.

[Jaime]

Hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. When you shot this. Because I'm shooting my first special in two weeks. I know. Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's exciting.

[Jaime]

It is.

[Marcelo]

You think the people are excited?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Marcelo]

Like, how do you feel?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you get nervous or not?

[Marcelo]

Oh, yeah. Very nervous. And I did it in Miami. It was, like, a lot of pressure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm getting. I'm nervous, but I think I'm ready, dude. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's about time. People pressure you for. To do that for years.

[Bobby Lee]

They have.

[Marcelo]

Years. They wanted you to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And it's called finally.

[Marcelo]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I was wondering. I mean, so you got nervous, and also in terms of, like, set design and all that stuff you got. You were involved in all that.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, I didn't do a lot of stuff. I wanted it to be as simple. I did it in a very.

[Bobby Lee]

I up that.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah. This guy did a bunch of stuff.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This and that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all aesthetics.

[Marcelo]

It's called fucking finally. But people are going to say, enough. I love to do this. I love to podcast,

[Bobby Lee]

Bro.

[Marcelo]

I don't know, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You got my feelings all revved up.

[Marcelo]

Oh, you've been doing it. You've been doing it forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

People are waiting for it.

[Bobby Lee]

Some call it a rage.

[Marcelo]

It's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So go ahead.

[Marcelo]

Dude, I wish you went to school together. We would have been.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude. All apps, all apps.

[Marcelo]

All apps.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

No, man, I think. I think it's gonna be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you move that Diet Coke?

[Marcelo]

No, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have ocd? I feel like you have OCD sometimes.

[Marcelo]

I just Freak out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Look what he drew.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's what he drew. Marcelo, Mommy. Marcelo, Mommy. That's interesting. You're thinking about my mom, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you obsessed with him?

[Jaime]

Who, Marcella?

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I feel like there's an obsession. You really like him, though, no?

[Jaime]

He's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Enough. He's a funny guy.

[Marcelo]

When you immediately go to. That was a good one. It wasn't that good, huh? Immediately go, hey, come on. It's like an old guy at a party. Like your uncle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

My wife is ugly. Come on, give me a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, give me a little bit.

[Marcelo]

I'm here. Come on, give me a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

No, dude, I'm excited. You did a bunch of. You did a bunch of stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna sing a little song, you know?

[Marcelo]

You know, you sing a song.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm singing a song. Yeah, yeah, but. And you have a movie, too, no?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah. 72 Hours with Kevin Hart comes out in July.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Round of applause for that.

[Marcelo]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Who else is in it?

[Marcelo]

Ben Marshall, Ken Patterson, Mason Gooding. There's some cameos that are crazy.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Evan is wild, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Kevin's a great guy.

[Marcelo]

That guy, he just. He's a workhorse.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a worker. Yeah. I did a movie with him once, and he's just busy. You never see him.

[Marcelo]

If I had to describe Kevin in, like a. In physically, like. If I had to describe him with, like, an action, I would go like this.

[Bobby Lee]

I would go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's a metaphor. You know what I mean? For his life, the guy's always, what about Bobby?

[Andrew]

What do you do?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the opposite, right?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, Bobby. It'd be like. It'd be like this. This is Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

That is exactly. Me, too. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I do it, too. I do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You play video games?

[Marcelo]

I do, yeah. What do you play? FIFA. I'm really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I can probably crush me.

[Marcelo]

I'd crush you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. If you play. Okay. How about this? What if I played with Barca?

[Marcelo]

Let's do a stream.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I play with. I play with Barca.

[Marcelo]

Let's do it in front of the world, right?

[Bobby Lee]

And I want you to play with whatever team I pick for you. You still beat me.

[Marcelo]

I'm in. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You still, what, you five zero? You think?

[Marcelo]

No, I think it'd be tight. If you get to Pick my team. You're gonna pick like, some horrible team.

[Andrew]

MLS team.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Aren't the worst teams?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. He's gonna pick like a half star team.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Half star team.

[Marcelo]

Gibraltar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Make me have a tough time.

[Bobby Lee]

But you feel. You still think you can win, huh?

[Marcelo]

Maybe. Yeah. I'm talented in the game. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I'm division two in the world. Division two in the world. Ultimate team.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To see my slam. Yeah. My slams don't seem to work today.

[Andrew]

They're not working.

[Marcelo]

You'll get me. You will. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing is working for me today.

[Marcelo]

You will get me.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yeah, you crushed me, huh? You don't play it like RPGs or.

[Marcelo]

No, I can't. I. I can't do it. My mom, when I was little, she didn't let me play gun games, so I used to play Medal of Honor.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I used to play that one we killed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What? You killed what?

[Marcelo]

It's. Back then, it was a game where you had to fight against them.

[Bobby Lee]

Against who, though?

[Jaime]

Okay. You're like army of Two.

[Marcelo]

No, I never played. The only one I ever played is a Medal of Honor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

What did you say?

[Jaime]

Army of Two.

[Marcelo]

Army of Two.

[Bobby Lee]

Never even heard of it.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Jaime]

You never heard of army of Two?

[Bobby Lee]

Never heard of it.

[Jaime]

Two guys in the army, look it up. It's an Xbox. I'm not making this up. Army of Two.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Jaime]

Yeah, that one sucked.

[Marcelo]

Okay, you say cartel.

[Jaime]

Cartel?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

What was that?

[Jaime]

What?

[Marcelo]

When you said that. What does that mean?

[Jaime]

Cartel?

[Marcelo]

Oh, Devil's. Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know what a cartel?

[Marcelo]

He interests me, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

He is so fascinating.

[Marcelo]

He's fascinating.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, sometimes you meet somebody, you go, how did you survive?

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. And then this guy, he's the most interesting man in the world, and you switched him and he hates him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

He's sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you think that I. I took the love from. I mean, the attention from you? Do you feel like you're. Why are your eyes like that?

[Kalila]

The cats look like he's crying.

[Marcelo]

Good timing.

[Bobby Lee]

You touch your eyes?

[Andrew]

I think I touched my.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you touch your eye?

[Andrew]

Made me laugh, so I did this.

[Bobby Lee]

I told you not to touch your eye.

[Kalila]

Take your Claritin now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Take your. You look terrible right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Can you do the deep voice? Marcelo Hernandez. Oh, God.

[Bobby Lee]

I like.

[Jaime]

Damn.

[Andrew]

I haven't done this since.

[Marcelo]

You don't count him down anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the show changed. Look at this. Yeah.

[Kalila]

Did you hear it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did. Yeah.

[Kalila]

Oh, that just gave me the feels though. Bring it back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Before you got here, Alex and Bobby were arguing about who's bigger, Linkin park or the Beatles.

[Marcelo]

I don't, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not a music guy.

[Marcelo]

I am a music guy, but I listen to Spanish stuff.

[Jaime]

Okay?

[Kalila]

All right.

[Marcelo]

I swear, I listen to Spanish stuff and I listen.

[Bobby Lee]

But who's better, the Beatles or Enrique Iglesias?

[Marcelo]

The Beatles give respect.

[Bobby Lee]

Richie Valens or the Rolling Stones?

[Marcelo]

The Beatles are the greatest. I don't know.

[Kalila]

Iconic one like Vicente Fernandez.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, it's like, it's tough because they weren't as global, you know? Yeah, Latin. My dad loves the Beatles.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcelo]

You don't love Juan, right? You Know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

So you have to give respect. I think in a long time, Bad Bunny will be someone that we throw in the argument.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, sure. But what I'm saying, though is, is that just in historically spe speaking, you think that the who had more significance in culture.

[Marcelo]

What band do you think between Lincoln park and the Beatles. Yeah, it's not even a question who. It's the Beatles.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Thank you. And Alex. Alex would disagree.

[Marcelo]

But Linkin park, like, the numbers show different. You think the numbers show different?

[Andrew]

They show different.

[Marcelo]

What are the numbers?

[Alex]

Linkin park sold more albums than the Beatles.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Alex]

And then they have way more stream.

[Bobby Lee]

But does that mean make something better?

[Marcelo]

That's the question.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, I asked you.

[Marcelo]

Well, I guess I'll ask. I'll ask you then. What's. What's better?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, I asked you, then you're gonna ask him?

[Marcelo]

Well, just give me a moment.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Alex]

I'd rather listen to Hybrid Theory than any Beatles album.

[Marcelo]

Got it. I know, but that's You. What was the first word you said there?

[Alex]

I'd rather.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, all right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Like all the other streamers and all the other people that bought the album like it too.

[Marcelo]

Right. And would you say that when the Beatles were out that, like, if someone bought like a record. Right. Because you're comparing records to albums, would you say that a lot of people would listen to it in one place? Maybe. And maybe not a lot of people had a record player at their house. And maybe it was a thing that, like, the only. It was kind of really. It was like a cultural thing. Yeah. Kind of took over the world.

[Alex]

You get to.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Alex]

Linkin park, there's a lot more other bands, so.

[Marcelo]

And do you think if I drop you in the middle of nowhere and you. You ask the same question, what do you think people would answer, sir?

[Alex]

Oh, Linkin Park. That one song in the end.

[Marcelo]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

What's better? Like a burger or a burger from, like a fast food place or like,

[Jaime]

you know, burger at home?

[Marcelo]

You know what? That's a good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's a good.

[Marcelo]

I don't know.

[Jaime]

I thought you were giving that.

[Bobby Lee]

That wasn't the, like. Oh.

[Andrew]

He nods to Marcela.

[Marcelo]

A burger at home. Yeah, he got it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's where you got it.

[Jaime]

Or it's like if you compare Breaking Bad and Grains Anatomy, both good shows, just completely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I think the numbers that you're talking about, it'. But right now it's much easier to look at numbers. I think when the Beatles were big, it was hard to look at numbers. So you can't compare numbers. You have to compare cultural impact. And I think if we're going to compare the cultural impact of the Beatles versus Linkin Park, I think you'd have a tough time with that argument.

[Alex]

Yeah, I mean, they kind of like start and blow up that whole genre. Linkin park and it created.

[Bobby Lee]

He will not.

[Marcelo]

He won't buy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm telling you. He won't buy.

[Alex]

He's going to take this one.

[Marcelo]

Fair enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We. I just strongly disagree. Yeah, I mean, you know, and we can agree to disagree.

[Marcelo]

Do you know the names of all the Lincoln park guys?

[Alex]

Not. I know Chester because he's from, like, my hometown.

[Marcelo]

You only know the name of one of them. Yeah, got it.

[Kalila]

You don't even know Johan.

[Alex]

No.

[Marcelo]

Do you know the names of the Beatles?

[Alex]

John Lennon.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all you know?

[Jaime]

Yeah. Paul McCartney.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know. I never heard of Paul McCartney.

[Kalila]

Ringo.

[Alex]

When you say the names, I'll know them.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. And if I said the names of the Lincoln park guys, I'll know him. Okay.

[Alex]

But I wouldn't like.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like, you know, Dave Sprout Straussberg from the Lingam Park.

[Marcelo]

You can. You can. You can win the argument.

[Bobby Lee]

But I just made up that he. He caught me. I was trying to trick him. You know, dav. You know, the Jew. That's a park.

[Marcelo]

He chose a crazy name.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I picked the wrong name. David Helman. Is that better? I think that's a comic. A. Yeah, yeah. Francisco Ricks. Remember Francisco Ricks? Yeah. Okay. You still eating that?

[Marcelo]

It's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What kind of food did you get?

[Marcelo]

I got sushi from down the street.

[Kalila]

Do you want to eat it now? Are you really hungry for sugar dropping?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

If your sugar's dropping, take a bite.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, I don't want to.

[Kalila]

Who cares?

[Bobby Lee]

Who cares? Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I don't want to be the guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You are that guy. But anyway, what do you. Yeah, I mean, you were 45 minutes late. But my point is.

[Marcelo]

Was that really?

[Bobby Lee]

So you are definitely that guy. But my point is.

[Marcelo]

Right. I was hanging out. I was like Dax shepherd, his daughters there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I get.

[Marcelo]

I get it.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bigger star. But my point is,

[Jaime]

man, don't worry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what is up with you? I've never seen you like this with the guest. Weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like a long.

[Marcelo]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

But there's not like a longing.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

We're family.

[Jaime]

It's your episode Man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, is there. Is there a. Is there a closeness because, you know, that he's Hispanic? No.

[Jaime]

Well, I work with Ralph.

[Marcelo]

I love Ralph.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Texted Ralph. Ralph didn't answer me. You gotta tell him.

[Jaime]

Oh, yeah, well, he has a kid,

[Marcelo]

so I guess, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You forgive a new breed of Hispanics are different. You guys just made different.

[Marcelo]

What were the older ones like?

[Bobby Lee]

They're just. They were harder.

[Marcelo]

They were what?

[Bobby Lee]

Harder.

[Marcelo]

Harder. We're soft.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And also whimsical and weird.

[Marcelo]

And the Asians have stayed hard, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, we're soft, too.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You don't think we're soft?

[Marcelo]

I don't know. I just felt like you were doing a dick.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I wasn't doing a dick. No, I like it.

[Andrew]

It.

[Marcelo]

You think I'm soft?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm. No, I didn't say soft. I'm just saying that you're more like.

[Marcelo]

You brought me here to call me soft?

[Bobby Lee]

More dreamy.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, like, you know, Ralph will say something, like, just to be silence. We're just sitting there. Hey, bro, you like butterflies? You know, I mean, he's like that kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

And before, they used to talk about what, like tacos and.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what I was saying.

[Marcelo]

No, I'm just saying hard stuff.

[Jaime]

No. Ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jaime]

Mangoes.

[Marcelo]

Mangoes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Jaime]

Papaya.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I used to sell drugs, right?

[Jaime]

Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's what I was doing?

[Marcelo]

Now we're soft.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I would. No, I wasn't doing that.

[Jaime]

We can sell on drugs.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you back me up, please? Being an Asian woman. Can you back me up for a second?

[Marcelo]

Oh, yeah.

[Kalila]

I didn't like what you said.

[Bobby Lee]

The new breed of Hispanics are whimsical. How is that?

[Marcelo]

To call us a breed, like we're animals is also something.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that there's. I think. Let me just. I feel like I'm drowning. I'm gonna fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it.

[Marcelo]

85 degrees.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Don't you think it's cold?

[Marcelo]

No.

[Jaime]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What I'm saying is that I think that. I think that the new breed of Koreans are softer, too, is what I'm saying.

[Marcelo]

That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? We're all dancing on stage. You know what I mean? We wear makeup. You what?

[Marcelo]

Everyone is softer.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think we still.

[Marcelo]

Who stayed hard, man?

[Andrew]

What breed is the white people?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what, guys?

[Jaime]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what, guys? You know what? I apologize for even asking that question.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, What?

[Marcelo]

He looks me in the eyes. He goes, black people. And then. And then. And then I go, huh? And then. And then he goes. He goes. They can stay hard.

[Andrew]

Crazy.

[Marcelo]

Crazy. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wild. That's insane, dude.

[Marcelo]

Also, I will say, just as an. As an observer, that I've watched the show for a long time. Yeah. When you guys were together and you used to be mean to her, it was, like, endearing. Now that you're not together, it's like. Like, shut up, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. When you guys were together, I'm like, oh, she loves him. This is why he does. You know, he does the digging. Now that you're not together, it's like, that's a woman, man. You know what I mean? That's. That's. That's someone's mother.

[Jaime]

I apologize.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to be nicer to you. Our relationship has changed. You look beautiful today.

[Marcelo]

This guy is. His eyes are going to pop out of his face. I know. It's. He's bleeding.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you remember Total Recall?

[Andrew]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

When Arnold Schwarzenegger was the woman.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's at the security checkpoint. And then all his eyes.

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Gilbert, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just say something?

[Kalila]

He interrupted what you were saying. Jaime did.

[Bobby Lee]

I know he did. And also, whenever I'm talking right now, dude, you're drifting to Jaime. Yeah. You're not even involved.

[Marcelo]

I swear to God, I could watch him do anything. I could watch him.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Jaime]

Say first.

[Marcelo]

What?

[Jaime]

You say first.

[Marcelo]

Did you just say, do you want to eat sushi? Did you just ask me?

[Jaime]

Yeah. I'm gonna eat sushi.

[Marcelo]

Okay. Want some? I'll share some with you.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. Can we get some, please?

[Andrew]

Have you seen him eat sushi for the first time?

[Jaime]

Huh?

[Andrew]

Have you seen him eat sushi?

[Jaime]

I love.

[Marcelo]

I've never seen him eat.

[Andrew]

Gagged.

[Bobby Lee]

He gagged. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah. I'll try sushi for you.

[Bobby Lee]

You will again? Yeah.

[Marcelo]

What. What did he do before? Where did you find him?

[Jaime]

Ralph.

[Bobby Lee]

Ralph.

[Marcelo]

Ah. Like Ralph. Just Ralph was here.

[Bobby Lee]

Ralph was here, and Jaime was sitting over there. And I go to Ralph, I go, what's that?

[Jaime]

No. Who is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Who is that?

[Marcelo]

I mean, you said, who is that?

[Jaime]

Yeah. When Ralph came on here, I was just over there.

[Bobby Lee]

What? You're right. Right.

[Jaime]

I'm Ralph's friend.

[Marcelo]

Right. And you better here in LA or in Texas?

[Bobby Lee]

Here. Wow. You're not even. See, here's the thing, Marcel, you're not even listening.

[Marcelo]

Right,

[Bobby Lee]

right.

[Kalila]

Hypoglycemia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

What I'm saying, I'm hypoglycemic.

[Bobby Lee]

But what I'm saying, Marcelo, is.

[Marcelo]

Is that she's a mother. She knows this.

[Bobby Lee]

I do, I do.

[Kalila]

I can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

But Ralph was sitting here as a guest.

[Marcelo]

I'm noticing it now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

So what happened with him when he. So tell me about what happened.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

No, no. Please, please, please. So when.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this is Jaime. Sushi.

[Marcelo]

Sushi.

[Bobby Lee]

For the first time.

[Marcelo]

I would watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

He doesn't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jaime]

That's Ralph being a good boss.

[Marcelo]

You look crazy. You're spitting food out. Bobby. You're coughing. Where's. How's Rudy?

[Bobby Lee]

She's great.

[Kalila]

Oh, she loves you.

[Marcelo]

What is she doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Loves you.

[Kalila]

She's babysitting for me today.

[Marcelo]

She's. She's the best, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

The best.

[Marcelo]

I was a real Jemmy fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Jaime too.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So after. After what I said, I wanted to see if you were listening. How did I meet Jaime now?

[Marcelo]

You met him with Ralph. You were with Ralph where? In la, probably at the store. And you saw him. You saw him and you go, what is that?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not the story.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Are you. Are you being real right now, dude?

[Marcelo]

I'm sorry. Am I doing okay?

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Hey, George. Great. You're very funny, George.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Things have gotten better with you guys, first off. It's good, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Could you still listen for a second?

[Marcelo]

Important, the people you're around.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Ralph was a guest here, right.

[Marcelo]

Even now that I'm active listening, you don't think it's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it doesn't feel like it.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How are you on a show, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do you. Do you look at the table repacket before and do it or do you just. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.

[Marcelo]

I'm there, dude. It's like school. School.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

You have to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

How. How much time do you get with

[Marcelo]

the script before we have to sit down and read it? Not long. Sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes less.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you don't get. Because we used to get the day before.

[Marcelo]

No, we don't. Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

They. We turn it in on the day of table read at like 10, 11am wow. And then they send.

[Bobby Lee]

But not everything gets in the packet.

[Marcelo]

No, no, no. But we read like 38 sketches.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's a lot, right? So then does it say in. In the front cover of your script?

[Marcelo]

Script.

[Bobby Lee]

What sketches do you run or do you have to Rifle through all of them.

[Marcelo]

You have to rifle.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the worst.

[Marcelo]

You have to rifle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate that.

[Marcelo]

And. Yeah. And that you. On MAD tv, they did it the day before. And did you have to rifle?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, when I got it the day before, I did.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, you got it. But it.

[Bobby Lee]

I wish they would say, like, these are yours. Here's the 20 sketches. And then, you know, I mean, who's in what?

[Marcelo]

But once they've been doing something for 50 years, you can't be like, I have an idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Do you get intimidated yet or. No. In the beginning, I must have been a little intimidated.

[Marcelo]

I still get intimidated. But I think it's ultimately, I always think about, you know, all those bad jobs I had and I go, just. Just eat it up, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Just eat it up.

[Bobby Lee]

You ever get mad because you're not in the show a lot?

[Marcelo]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I'm good about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you are? Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I mean, it's fun to say with people to be like, I'm not in the show. Yeah, it's a fun thing to be like, I'm not in the show. They don't want to see me. Nobody cares about me. That's fun to say, but I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

But if you're not in a skag, I mean, has that been a thing where you. You weren't in a sketch at all?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, I've been. They call it getting blanked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So you got blank. And do you still. Are you still mandatory that you have to show up?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. You have to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Kalila]

Was that the same for you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

You gotta go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kalila]

And were you receiving?

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you also. You have to do the cast at the end.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. That's wave.

[Bobby Lee]

And like, I wasn't in anything.

[Kalila]

Nothing.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. Sometimes your family comes. How are you doing? Oh, my God. It's going great. They come. You're not in the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But you guys could get huge guests.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Who's. Who was the Lauren Michaels of Mad tv?

[Bobby Lee]

Dick Lucci.

[Marcelo]

Dick Lucci. Blasuchi Bluchi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He was the kind of the Laura My.

[Marcelo]

And what was he like?

[Bobby Lee]

He was a.

[Jaime]

What's so funny?

[Andrew]

He. On his desk.

[Bobby Lee]

I just remember. Yeah. I pooed on his desk, but his desk bug me. It's a long time ago. It's a long time.

[Jaime]

It was funny.

[Kalila]

Do you ever think about. On Lauren's desk?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What. What would happen if you. On Lauren's death? No, I Wonder.

[Marcelo]

I don't want to do that.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's a wild thing you did.

[Bobby Lee]

My bad.

[Marcelo]

Why did you do that?

[Bobby Lee]

My bad. And my instinct was wrong on that one.

[Marcelo]

Why did you do it? Do you remember?

[Bobby Lee]

It was a joke.

[Marcelo]

What was the joke?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you really want to know or no?

[Marcelo]

Yes, tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so I'm going to just say the real story.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I exaggerated.

[Marcelo]

You were thinking about doing the fake one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was thinking about doing the fake one, but I don't think I've ever told the real story. Oh, okay. So the real story is that you

[Marcelo]

have soy sauce in the house, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Somewhere in the house. Yeah. Yeah, we have.

[Kalila]

Yeah, you have.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. You want some soy sauce?

[Marcelo]

That'd be beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Get some chopsticks for the fella and.

[Marcelo]

Thank you, Kalila. No, I. I think you have to ask for it, right? You have to be like. And utensils.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Thank you, Kalila.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Napkins.

[Marcelo]

How did you find it? You mess that up. How did you mess that up?

[Bobby Lee]

I It up.

[Marcelo]

What did you do?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. Yeah, you messed it. Intimacy issues.

[Marcelo]

You have intimacy issues.

[Bobby Lee]

I had a porn addiction.

[Marcelo]

Had a porn addiction. She didn't like that.

[Bobby Lee]

No. It. It takes away from the. In intimacy and in years of that, you know? I mean, it erodes the relationship. Yeah. Why'd you bring that up, man?

[Marcelo]

I don't know, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's really uncomfortable.

[Marcelo]

I'm just, like, so nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I. It up. Nice, but no. I lost Motherly.

[Marcelo]

You're hungry. Hyperglasia.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I. Yeah, you.

[Marcelo]

And you seem like the kind of guy that needs someone to take care of.

[Bobby Lee]

I lost. I lost her for.

[Marcelo]

Completely.

[Bobby Lee]

My life hasn't been the same. Yeah. I'm in the woods, dude.

[Marcelo]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's no light. There's no light.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

But I'm saying it behind her back because she would. She's a person that's. She'll be like. That's sad.

[Bobby Lee]

And then once she had the baby.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. I was just, like, depressed completely. Guys, guys, can we talk? It's all for us.

[Bobby Lee]

Baby is. I know.

[Marcelo]

He's a great guy. He's a nice guy.

[Bobby Lee]

The man.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's way better than me.

[Marcelo]

I mean, that's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

He's big. He looks like Jason Momoa. Oh, my God.

[Marcelo]

The baby's gonna be insane.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. He's bigger than me.

[Marcelo]

That baby's gonna be so strong. He's gonna beat the. It's gonna be the. Yeah. It's gonna be the. It's gonna be the. Oh, my God. I would pay to see that fight. Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

He's gonna call me Poppy.

[Marcelo]

No, he's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, I'm gonna call him Poppy.

[Marcelo]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing, Poppy?

[Jaime]

How you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get me a throat lozenge.

[Marcelo]

No, no, talk to him like.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's me.

[Marcelo]

Oh, that's him to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll go. Oh, yes, sir. Cherry, Cherry. I like the cherry. Right. And we'll get the cherry throat.

[Marcelo]

Exciting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but, yeah, I it up for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what?

[Marcelo]

But she still.

[Jaime]

You.

[Marcelo]

You did something right because she still a part of the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, yeah, you know. You know, every relationship I've been in, I. I keep relations relationship going. Yeah, you don't. With exes. Do you talk to the exes still?

[Marcelo]

I don't talk to a lot of my exes, no. But I don't have bad blood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you haven't been in a long, long term, no. Yeah, yeah. No, once you get into one, it develops and like, especially after 10 years, you know, you can't see them that. Not in your life.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

That's nice, man. Yeah, there's some. There's a little guy in there, man.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a little guy with. Yeah, with a heart.

[Marcelo]

What's your love life like?

[Jaime]

Like, dude, same as his, man.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that even mean?

[Andrew]

Tell them what happened this Christmas break.

[Jaime]

Oh, I was seeing someone over Christmas break and we broke up, cuz she said I was a shitty boyfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but tell my. What were the. The moves that you were making?

[Marcelo]

Explain.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But do the move. Do the move. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

This is before my girlfriend. I had.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay. Just do the move.

[Jaime]

What move?

[Bobby Lee]

You were slapping. You know what I mean?

[Jaime]

Oh, I was just like. Like I took it from behind. Like, I was like, you know, I get down on that.

[Bobby Lee]

I was what?

[Jaime]

What did I say? I was rearrang. Rearranging her guts or something like that. Giving her back shots. Something like that. What was the move I gave you? Well, I didn't give you the move, but what was the move I was telling you?

[Bobby Lee]

That's about all right.

[Jaime]

Arch the back.

[Bobby Lee]

That's about right. That's about right.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

He goes, I was taking it from the. That's what he said. He goes, I was taking it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Also, her guts weren't thinking and he was doing it.

[Bobby Lee]

Her guts are fine. Yeah, yeah, man.

[Jaime]

No the love life is. It's kind of hard, so.

[Marcelo]

Right. Because you're working so much.

[Jaime]

Somewhat. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You have a big platform. Do you want to maybe, like, say something to me? Yeah, no, that's a her.

[Andrew]

Say something to her.

[Marcelo]

To her.

[Jaime]

To her.

[Marcelo]

We know what you should die for.

[Bobby Lee]

Rearranging your guts.

[Jaime]

No, she. She. I miss her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Best. Thank you so much. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Metal.

[Marcelo]

This is how they do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You want some soy sauce?

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God. Thank you. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Kalila]

This is the best, unfortunately. Pair of chopsticks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

You only have one pair of chopsticks upstairs.

[Bobby Lee]

I know what happens. Yeah. I don't use them unless I'm in a restaurant. Okay. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, it's low sodium. Is that okay?

[Marcelo]

Of course.

[Kalila]

That's full sodium, that one.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's full sodium.

[Marcelo]

Okay. K. We were talking about how nice I think you are and that you're great. Go. Give you your flowers.

[Kalila]

Oh, thank you. That's so sweet.

[Marcelo]

And not abandoning him. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You didn't abandon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You didn't abandon me.

[Marcelo]

I didn't. Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

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[Marcelo]

He was about to say something to the girl that you were doing what to her? You said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, well, remember?

[Kalila]

I was like the one who called, said you were a shitty boyfriend.

[Andrew]

One before that one.

[Jaime]

Before that one.

[Kalila]

Oh, the one you're not over?

[Jaime]

No, no.

[Marcelo]

After that one, he was over. You know what I mean? Yeah, he was over it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, he was doing some sexual moves to her.

[Kalila]

Okay. And then what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

Have you seen those? These moves?

[Kalila]

I don't ever want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kalila]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

[Jaime]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I was gonna grab one.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

You were slapping her hip. Is that what you're doing?

[Jaime]

Not her butt.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jaime]

What is this?

[Marcelo]

What?

[Jaime]

Which one is this?

[Marcelo]

It's avocado roll. It's no fish in there, so that's. That might be safe for you. Say something to the girl, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Sorry. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? I brought her flowers. Improvise a haiku for her. We love haikus. Do we not. Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Okay, you go first.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's. He doesn't know her, dude.

[Jaime]

No, you. One for your girlfriend? So that I can get an idea.

[Marcelo]

His eyes go crazy. He has an idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Haiku is a count, right? So it's a very specific pattern.

[Andrew]

Five, seven, five.

[Kalila]

It's five, seven, five.

[Bobby Lee]

Five words.

[Kalila]

Five. No, not five words. Five syllables.

[Jaime]

I really do miss you.

[Bobby Lee]

There we go.

[Andrew]

Now do seven.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

I want to take you from behind again. Wow.

[Kalila]

Behind is two syllables.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe take out the two.

[Jaime]

It's good.

[Marcelo]

You got to change the way you are, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? You gotta change the way. You do have to change the way you are. I mean, it works in your 20s, but in your 50s, it's not gonna work. You know what I mean?

[Kalila]

Yeah. Once you turn 30, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, It'll be weird.

[Jaime]

It's not working.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Clearly, what you're doing, you know? I mean, they're calling you a shitty boyfriend at 30. You know what I mean? You're 30.

[Jaime]

I'm 29.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How old are you? Now?

[Marcelo]

This. He's timeless, this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

He's timeless. You're right. I think. I think you're right.

[Marcelo]

I'm 28.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I'm 20.

[Andrew]

Older than you.

[Marcelo]

He's older than me. He looks like a baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You're adorable.

[Bobby Lee]

You're adorable.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. Thank you, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell my real dick story?

[Jaime]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Marcelo]

Pooped on the desk. You've never told it on the show.

[Bobby Lee]

I've said the story, but it was

[Marcelo]

a lie, so say the real one.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to tell you the real. The real, real story. Okay. All right. So I was at Mad tv, and I walked by Dick Lisucci's office, right? And Ike Barinholtz and Nicole Parker were writing a sketch on his computer. Oh, my God. Okay. And so there was a.

[Marcelo]

Is that allowed? Is that normal?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

They did that. And there was a bottle of Alka Seltzer, I mean, on the desk, a box of it.

[Jaime]

I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

So I walked in and go, are you guys writing? Yeah, we're writing. Dude, leave us alone. You want to see something funny? And they go, whoa. And they go, okay. So I took. I bent over and I stuck an alcohol seltzer in my butthole, right? And it started foaming like a mad Dog Dog. It was going, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, literally foaming.

[Marcelo]

I'm sweating, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Jaime]

Good.

[Marcelo]

You make it. Make it colder in here. I'm sweating 85 degrees. It's like, on fire. It's on fire here. There's a bunch of lights everywhere.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right. So then, right, I go, let me shoot them out. Yeah, Right. Because it felt funny.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you stuck in an Alkal sizer in your butthole?

[Marcelo]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it feels funny. Would you ever do it?

[Marcelo]

This. That's a shrimp tempura.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell the story?

[Kalila]

Dude, that one is very. That's not fishy.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Say something. I'm telling a story.

[Kalila]

Trying not to.

[Bobby Lee]

I know what I'm saying.

[Marcelo]

What is this?

[Kalila]

But he look putting. He's like, what is this?

[Marcelo]

What is this?

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Marcelo]

I will say. You know what I think is happening? I think because there's a Latino on here. Feels emboldened.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what it is.

[Marcelo]

Feels emboldened. He's emboldened.

[Bobby Lee]

He talked as much ever.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Jaime]

Yes, I do.

[Marcelo]

You interrupt him. You interrupt. Interrupt him when I'm not here.

[Jaime]

Yes.

[Marcelo]

No. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Not this much. And I'm telling a story, and you're talking about your. What is that? What is that?

[Jaime]

Okay. This is a new year. I'm trying to be a badass. I'm trying to

[Marcelo]

be a badass. I'm trying to do back shots. He's trying to change his image.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Jaime]

It was because my palate is like chicken wings and cheeseburgers.

[Marcelo]

I don't know if that's. I don't know if you can call that your palate.

[Jaime]

Well, that's what he tells me.

[Marcelo]

Oh, that's his palate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So what is that? So let's get to this first.

[Marcelo]

It's shrimp. Just eat it. You'll be fine. Just the whole thing.

[Kalila]

Ha.

[Marcelo]

The problem that you have. This is the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tell them.

[Marcelo]

I saw it in the video. What happens is when you're. When you try something, you leave it in your mouth and you wait. Don't wait. True. Worst thing that happens is you swallow it. It's gone. But when you waited, you. You spit it out. You had Bobby waving the chopsticks at you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I mean, it's okay.

[Kalila]

It's pretty good. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

There's something about the way your lips sit that it looks like you don't like it. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It doesn't. It looks like he doesn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

But you do like it.

[Jaime]

Yeah, it's good.

[Marcelo]

Okay, good.

[Jaime]

It's because I have. On your bike.

[Marcelo]

I just want him to be happy. I sort of got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I want to take care of him for the rest of his life?

[Marcelo]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, dude, if you were in hospice, I would visit you every day. Wouldn't you? No. You don't think I would.

[Kalila]

No. Jules told me a really sad story.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Kalila]

You wouldn't visit anyone. Apparently, your mom fell and you didn't do anything.

[Jaime]

Anything.

[Marcelo]

What?

[Kalila]

And Jules was. Rudy was the one who, like, picked her up. Jules was like. He just sat there and didn't do anything. And his mom fell and she had to come to her rescue.

[Marcelo]

Bobby, is that true?

[Jaime]

Yes,

[Marcelo]

yes.

[Bobby Lee]

But. But can I defend myself?

[Kalila]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. No, we're. She's sitting with my mom at a four top table.

[Marcelo]

Okay, before you get into that, does anything happen other than after the alka seltzer is in your butt, you just get up and then you put it out onto the. Onto the desk?

[Bobby Lee]

No, there's more things that happen. But you know what? I'm not even gonna address it anymore.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'm gonna. Can I finish it?

[Marcelo]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So I shoot out the alkalizer. I'll get back to the. The mom. The mom. Yeah. This whole thing is fine.

[Marcelo]

But people like it. I think when at home they get bored, they go, this topic. Too much.

[Bobby Lee]

Too much time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to topic to topic.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I shoot out the elk assessor. Well, while you're eating, maybe go to the mom.

[Marcelo]

No, it's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Right. And then a couple of dingleberries came out with it. Yeah. And then Dick walks into the office.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And he. And he sees the little. Two dingleberries and the foam. Yeah. I mean.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It kind of looks like. Like a Michelin star restaurant almost the foam. You know what I mean?

[Andrew]

Fine dining.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, what is that? You know what I mean?

[Kalila]

Chef's table.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like a chef's table thing.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But. And he goes, clean it up. I clean it up. And that's it. The story that I told before was more exaggerated.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

That it was intentional. You were mad, and then you went to his desk and you pooed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's not the real story. The story is. That's the real story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kalila]

Cute.

[Marcelo]

So anyway, wondering, what did he say?

[Bobby Lee]

He just cleaned up and he left. I mean, he was mad, but. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kalila]

Sounds with your mom.

[Bobby Lee]

So my mom. So Jules was sitting next to my mom. I'm on the other side of the table.

[Marcelo]

She fell over.

[Bobby Lee]

And Jules was super quick to pick her up.

[Kalila]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I did this.

[Andrew]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? Yeah. But Jules had Already had her.

[Kalila]

Can I tell you why I don't believe you? Because we were in Hawaii and his mom had never been to Hawaii before. And when she opened the curtain to look at the view of the ocean, she was like, like, like it overwhelmed her. And then she passed out and fainted. And you and your brother stood there, did nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

We were laying on the bed.

[Marcelo]

What is that about, Bobby?

[Kalila]

Do you freeze?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, it's called trauma. It's trauma response.

[Marcelo]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Flight freeze. You know what I mean?

[Kalila]

Yeah, but I like, slid and cat caught her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Remember that?

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you guys are quicker.

[Marcelo]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're making fun of me and my brother because we're slow. Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, we're slow.

[Kalila]

You shouldn't be your small, in fact.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You are small.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you hear any of that conversation? You think?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, Yeah, I did.

[Kalila]

His mom passes out here and there.

[Marcelo]

I know. And you go and you slid and you picked her up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

While you're doing what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you done with all that?

[Marcelo]

I'm just going to save it because I don't feel good about what's happening.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay, good.

[Marcelo]

But you're.

[Bobby Lee]

You. You have some nutrients in your body.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, I got something in my butt. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

I just. I just saw the brand of that jacket. I just saw the brand of that jacket.

[Marcelo]

You saw it? Yeah, It's Obey.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not that expensive.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Jaime]

Yeah, yeah, 15 minutes ago.

[Marcelo]

I think it looks nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Were you mad? I already turned it off. I completely turned it off.

[Marcelo]

Off.

[Bobby Lee]

You want the air on?

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

You turned it off?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Why? He said he was hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I turned the heat off.

[Jaime]

Oh, the heat was AC now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I'm turning it down. That's okay, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, fine.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, okay, you're right.

[Marcelo]

No, it's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you doing something after this?

[Marcelo]

Am I doing something after this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Which one? Which one is he doing with Britney?

[Kalila]

Oh, I love her.

[Marcelo]

Have you been on that one?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're doing the. No, I've never been on that one.

[Marcelo]

You, like, dress up like a king or something? Like you just have like old, like old timey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Are they getting the stuff?

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Marcelo]

Amazing. I'm so excited.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. You're going to do that?

[Marcelo]

Because I. I want to bring gifts. I think you brought me. You know, this is the second podcast I've done it. This is also. I've never done many podcasts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I've never really done real. Like, I did like Podcasts before, when I, like, first started.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

But after snl, this is probably. This is the second podcast I've ever done.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. Well, you're doing another one of mine tomorrow.

[Marcelo]

I know. I'm so pumped about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

With the boys, but let's enjoy the. Mom,

[Bobby Lee]

are you on medication?

[Marcelo]

No. This is.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel like you need to be.

[Marcelo]

I'm completely unmedicated. Isn't that something?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Completely unmedicated.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

No allergies to any medication.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what I like about you? I think you remind me of what I was like when I was young, maybe.

[Marcelo]

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have a good heart, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Marcelo]

You love.

[Bobby Lee]

Your heart's in the right place. Your heart's in the right place. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever live in the moment?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I live in, like, nine moments.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not living.

[Marcelo]

So many moments.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

yeah. A lot of moments. Yeah. What. What are your favorite moments in the last couple years?

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God. I think. You know. You know what I am? You know what I am? I'm a family man. I'm a family man. I want to

[Andrew]

live in the moment, Man.

[Bobby Lee]

My head itched.

[Marcelo]

I know. Because it's 95 degrees.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know.

[Marcelo]

Wearing a beanie.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. You're a family man.

[Marcelo]

I'm a family man. I want to have a family. I, I, I like hanging out with the little. The little kids in my family. I like doing that. That stuff. Those are beautiful moments for me. My little cousin, she's a crazy soccer player.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And I played with her when she was little, and then now she got a D1 scholarship. Wow.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

So those, to me, those are the.

[Bobby Lee]

And you go to the games and stuff.

[Marcelo]

I used to go to all her games. Now I'm going to go see her when she's in college.

[Bobby Lee]

They must be fun. Very proud of you.

[Marcelo]

Oh, no. Yeah. Well, I. Yeah, well, she's a star. She went.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a star. You're a star.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Who's a bigger star, you or her?

[Marcelo]

I think for our. If we're going to calculate it based on money.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's no contest.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're the Lincoln Park.

[Marcelo]

She's more. I think she's.

[Bobby Lee]

And she's the.

[Jaime]

Be.

[Marcelo]

The numbers. The numbers. Numbers tell a story, don't they? But no, but in terms of, like, who's more impressive? I think she's, like, what she's doing

[Bobby Lee]

is yeah, that's great. Great. That's great.

[Marcelo]

You were a wrestler.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

What soccer team do you support in the prem. Menu?

[Kalila]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that hurts.

[Marcelo]

You're an Arsenal guy. Don't pretend like you really care.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I do care about. No, you don't really care about Manu.

[Marcelo]

No, just about like the rivalries. You just like Arsenal. No, I like Bukayo Saka. You like.

[Jaime]

Whoa.

[Marcelo]

You know, you like Gabrielle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know the team, you know,

[Marcelo]

you like those guys. Like Arteta.

[Bobby Lee]

Arteta. I love Arteta. Yeah, we like.

[Marcelo]

We like to say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Arteta. I'm Art.

[Marcelo]

You know what means. Let's not talk about it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's vulgar. I like your team too.

[Marcelo]

You like my team?

[Bobby Lee]

You like ses.

[Marcelo]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

And Bu.

[Marcelo]

Co Maguire, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Bruno Fernandez.

[Marcelo]

Ah, he's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's amaz. He's a really good midfielder. So I know your team too.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, you know my team?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I know tint. You know my. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

But who's your team musical, how you do it?

[Kalila]

What, do you have an MLS team?

[Marcelo]

Yeah. Well, I'm from Miami, so we have Miami now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, really good. Some good songs.

[Marcelo]

But my. My real team, since I was a little kids, they gave me a jersey when I was a little kid was Real Madrid. I'm a Madrid guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Madrid.

[Marcelo]

Which. It's not a hot take.

[Bobby Lee]

It is what it is. You know what I mean?

[Marcelo]

I'm not proud of it. Listen, Bobby Lee's comic.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you.

[Marcelo]

It's out now at all stores.

[Jaime]

Barnes and Noble or.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's talk about your special.

[Marcelo]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the date?

[Marcelo]

And there it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Whoa, man.

[Marcelo]

We filmed it like old school. Looks good.

[Bobby Lee]

That looks good.

[Marcelo]

It looks great. Thank you, man. We. I. I've been doing comedy for 10 years, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Marcelo]

I filmed one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I think that was a dig on me.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I was being honest. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, when no one wants your special.

[Marcelo]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would you do one?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, but that's the self deprecating thing. Was he always like that? Yeah. And that didn't make you feel good? Did it collapse? Yeah.

[Jaime]

What was that word you just used?

[Marcelo]

Self deprecating.

[Jaime]

Can you give me the definition?

[Kalila]

Not defecating.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Marcelo]

Deprecating.

[Jaime]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I want you to repeat the word.

[Jaime]

No, no. Give me the definition.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Repeat the word and then we'll definitely.

[Marcelo]

If you're going to pop in, you're Going to participate. You understand?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

So he's telling you to do something. You got to do it. You're not going to pop in and then do whatever you want. You're popping in. You got to do what you got to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Pop out. I don't pop in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jaime]

Out to me.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll say the word one more time.

[Marcelo]

Spell it out.

[Kalila]

Spell it out. Okay, here.

[Bobby Lee]

Self deprecating.

[Marcelo]

She's. She's such in. You're so involved.

[Kalila]

I have to protect man.

[Jaime]

Say it again.

[Marcelo]

Self deprecating.

[Jaime]

Self deprecated.

[Marcelo]

You know, he goes, you know, he's asking me if I know I'm the one that said the word, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

You know, say one more time.

[Marcelo]

Self deprecating.

[Jaime]

Self deprecated.

[Kalila]

Slowly, slowly.

[Bobby Lee]

Say it now.

[Jaime]

Self. It's hard. It's harder for look at it. Dyslexia, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You have dyslexia. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not making fun of your speech impediment. I'm sorry. No.

[Jaime]

Okay. Self. Say it again.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we already said it 15 times.

[Marcelo]

It's written, buddy.

[Jaime]

Self deprecated.

[Marcelo]

Huh?

[Jaime]

Self deprecating.

[Marcelo]

That's it. That's it. And then what did you want to know about it?

[Jaime]

The definition.

[Marcelo]

The definition is self deprecating. So let's break it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of myself?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, Me.

[Jaime]

You.

[Marcelo]

To, to deprecate is to like kind of like bring down to make fun

[Jaime]

of kind of like low self esteem esteem. If you have low self.

[Kalila]

But like in a performative way.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? In a performative way. It's when a comment makes fun of themselves, right? Oh yeah, man.

[Jaime]

Low self esteem. Right.

[Marcelo]

Yeah. But you can do self deprecating humor without having low self esteem.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Thank you.

[Jaime]

Okay. Okay.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You know.

[Jaime]

No, no, thanks, man.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, no problem.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you do some self deprecating humor.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I do.

[Marcelo]

You stand up. How long you been doing stand up?

[Jaime]

Two. Two years.

[Marcelo]

Wow, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Around Ralph. Yeah, yeah, I've been opening for Ralph.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

How many sh shows did you shoot?

[Marcelo]

Six. No, really, we did six. We shot five, but one of them was only like one camera. And then we shot four. Like full.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And so that's why I did it in Miami, because I wanted to do a lot of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'm doing four. Yeah, that's enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Dave Chappelle gave me advice.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you say before? What do you say?

[Marcelo]

He said, make sure you talk to your make sure you youu he wanted me to make the room dark. The audience, because he's like, he thinks people are a lot more comfortable to laugh. And it's really dark in the audience. Did you already shoot it?

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good note. No, I didn't. Yeah, that's a good note. Make it dark.

[Marcelo]

And then the second thing he did, which I wish I would have done more of, but I was just like,

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not even gonna have a spotlight, I'm just gonna be dark on stage.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah, no, but you should. After this, should they shoot the first one? Yeah, you should go to Video Village, meet with them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Look at the shots and tell them which ones you like because they're gonna move the cameras around and you can be like, this one I need for the all four.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

This shot. We had to dance around and pick different shows. Cuz I like this specific shot, but we only got it on one show or we only got it on two shows. So make sure that you know what shots you're getting. I didn't do that and I wish I would have done that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'm gonna do that. Go to Video Village, sit down with them and yeah. Was there a lot of, Was there a camera? Because my director was like, well, we don't need a lot of audience shots. Yeah, specials today don't have a lot of audience shots anymore. The response, he's not wrong.

[Marcelo]

But I'll tell you why you want a little bit of audience shots is if you're gonna cut between one joke and another one, you need to go somewhere so you can cut into a laugh and then come back into a different joke. So we did that a few times here where you see an audience shot. But what we're doing is we were trimming fat or taking something out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And you get that audience shot to like distract the people and then you go into something that's way later.

[Bobby Lee]

So out of the five shot. Because I'm just curious because out of the five shows that you shot. Right. That this is a bunch of different. You know what I mean?

[Marcelo]

It's mostly one and four.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, one and four.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Marcelo]

It's mostly one.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there any three? A two and three?

[Marcelo]

A little bit of two and three?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like jokes.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, there's a little bit of two and three.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Cuz sometimes you say it different.

[Marcelo]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

In a weird way. Yeah. Depending on the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I'm excited for you, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And on behalf of comedians, I want to tell you that we, we love you, man. And you are you are really a. A.

[Bobby Lee]

You're representing New York.

[Marcelo]

You're a force of good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You are. You are a platform for people to come on and talk about themselves, and that's a nice thing that people do, you know? And you're one of those people. And it's. It's an honor to be here on your show and. And I'm so happy for what you have done for this interesting Latino here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's really nice.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been supportive of a lot of people.

[Marcelo]

You are, yeah. You're a supporter.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I. I remember the first. Do you remember the first time we met? I do.

[Marcelo]

With Shane.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. At the Paramount. What's at the Paramount or.

[Marcelo]

No, the Chelsea, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

The Chelsea.

[Marcelo]

The Gramercy.

[Bobby Lee]

Gramercy.

[Marcelo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We were both backstage. I think we opened for him.

[Marcelo]

I didn't go up. I just wanted to hang.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you hung out.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you were out back there.

[Marcelo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Running around and you. Were you in SNL at the time or. No, I think you got it on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were being very nice.

[Marcelo]

You told me that. But you also being a little bit gross. He gets a little gross when it's with a new person. He's like, I have fungus. And you're like, what? You know, do you remember when you met.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gone. It's gone.

[Marcelo]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I have no more foot fungus.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You want to see it or. No, no, no, no. Okay.

[Marcelo]

I just love how you decided to, you know, fix yourself after.

[Kalila]

Wait till the breakup.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry about that. That. I apologize about that. The foot fungus thing. You know what I mean? But you never saw the foot fungus, did you?

[Kalila]

I felt the foot fungus.

[Bobby Lee]

You felt it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. Yeah, let's talk about that.

[Marcelo]

You used to do a lot of stuff. Like, you used to take it to her and stuff.

[Kalila]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, smell this. Like, smell this.

[Marcelo]

You like to. You used to put. You used to put glue on your finger and then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do that anymore.

[Marcelo]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at all the glue over there.

[Marcelo]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

Do you. Do you ever eat it?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I never eat the glue.

[Kalila]

Other stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What do you mean?

[Kalila]

I think you've been, like, a lifelong booger eater. Right? I thought we've always talked about you guys, you and your brother, like, lifelong booger.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Because I know the flavor.

[Kalila]

No, I think there are.

[Andrew]

It's salty.

[Kalila]

It's like. It's very much cute or handsome. You're a booger eater or not a booger eater. And you guys are booger eaters.

[Bobby Lee]

I just, I, I, I just. It's hard to believe that people haven't eaten their own boogers.

[Marcelo]

No, it's not that you haven't. It's the. That at some point in your life, it becomes concerning.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I haven't eaten my burger. Kind of be honest with you in public. Let me. Let's be three weeks.

[Andrew]

There's a timetable.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I ate one booger three weeks ago. But before that, a year.

[Marcelo]

By the way, when you say I haven't eaten a booger in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

And then the number is three. There's no, there's no amount of time. That's okay. There is three. Three years. It feels too soon. Three weeks.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Marcelo]

Doesn't matter.

[Andrew]

Okay.

[Marcelo]

My bad. Three decades. That's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good. Okay.

[Marcelo]

How old are you now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. 54.

[Kalila]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right, maybe cut that out, then.

[Jaime]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you cut that part out?

[Andrew]

Oh, I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

I ate boogers.

[Kalila]

Oh, you don't want that out there. It's been out there.

[Bobby Lee]

It's weird.

[Marcelo]

I will say it's weird.

[Bobby Lee]

People find out that eat booger.

[Marcelo]

It is weird. And I think what he's reacting to is the fact that you said the sentence, lifelong booger eater.

[Bobby Lee]

My f. That was priceless. That's harsh. It's harsh.

[Marcelo]

It's harsh. Lifelong, Lifelong.

[Bobby Lee]

And also, it's coming from someone like, I'm NRA member. I'm a lifelong

[Kalila]

gold star booger eater.

[Marcelo]

If I say it, it's just banter. If she says it, it's like she studied it. Like she knows that it's a fact.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

She has research.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's your favorite guest on snl?

[Marcelo]

You know, I think someone that you really.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm sure you have a list of people that you didn't like.

[Marcelo]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

Or that were kind of standoffish. But who was the guy that you

[Marcelo]

were like, I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

That was great.

[Marcelo]

I can't be hurt. You know?

[Bobby Lee]

Bad Bunny.

[Marcelo]

Bad Bunny was. Is amazing. He's him and Pedro Pascal changed my life.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

You know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

When the sketches that I did with them about the protective mom, about the Latina mom and the whole thing, that was like. It's a. Before and after.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

After we did protective mom with Bad Bunny and Pedro, my best friend Santi, who's here. I went to an afterparty. All my boys came game. And I walked into the after party. And I saw them and I started crying because it was like, this is. It's like from now on, it's like a different.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

You had a successful thing with two big stars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

It's like, how exciting. It changed my whole life.

[Bobby Lee]

How exciting.

[Marcelo]

It really. I'll never forget it. I said. And. And. Yeah, yeah, I. Yeah, I just saw

[Jaime]

that clip too, of Ariana Grande.

[Marcelo]

Oh, yeah, the dancing one.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Dude, they're amazing. The. The people that were child stars, they're amazing at snl. They just. They know. They read so well and.

[Bobby Lee]

Or like Ariana.

[Marcelo]

Ariana, like Sabrina.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Keenan is another one. That is just unreal at the table.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is amazing. This is amazing.

[Marcelo]

And Ariana came up with the idea for the pants. And then she does this move.

[Andrew]

Amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing.

[Marcelo]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Marcelo]

She said we need to wear the same shoes. We need to wear big pants.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

She's fun. She's got ideas.

[Bobby Lee]

She's nice, right?

[Marcelo]

Yeah, very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she seems very nice.

[Marcelo]

Very sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see any of the Wicked?

[Marcelo]

You know, I don't. I. I don't watch a lot of them. I don't watch a lot of movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Marcelo]

Oh, I watched Pluribus. You saw Pluribus?

[Bobby Lee]

I saw the. I finished it.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God. I haven't finished it, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

I mean, that's. Watching this.

[Kalila]

I haven't yet.

[Marcelo]

You're a mother. You take care of a baby.

[Kalila]

I am watching. Finishing up task. I know. I'm really behind.

[Marcelo]

Which one? Task, task, task.

[Kalila]

Mark Ruffles below.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all right.

[Marcelo]

Pluribus. What a show.

[Bobby Lee]

Great, great.

[Kalila]

For the second season. For like, another couple years, huh? For Pluribus. I hear the second season is not for a couple years.

[Marcelo]

I know. It's like one of those severance type things. Crazy to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcelo]

Are you serious?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, another one. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew]

Boss lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So anyway, how long have we been doing it?

[Andrew]

Only an hour 15.

[Marcelo]

Oh, my God. It's good. You do a short one and then we do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You come back and be back for you. Yeah.

[Marcelo]

I love you, man.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Give Marcelo a round of applause, everybody.

[Marcelo]

Thank you.

[Andrew]

American Boy, January 7th on Netflix.