Thomas Lennon Investigates The Bobby Lee Wardrobe Malfunction

Summary

TigerBelly Podcast: "Thomas Lennon Investigates The Bobby Lee Wardrobe Malfunction"

Host: Bobby Lee
Main Guest: Thomas Lennon
Co-hosts & Regulars: Andrew Santino, Luke, Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)
Date: June 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

This uproarious TigerBelly episode centers around comedian and actor Thomas Lennon joining Bobby Lee & crew for a mix of relentless roasting, confessions, and the bizarre saga of Bobby Lee’s ban from major theaters after a wardrobe malfunction. Between playful jabs and industry talk, the crew dives deep into comedy career anxieties, “making it,” generational differences, and show business war stories. The episode gleefully blurs the line between wisecracks and sincerity, especially as Bobby unpacks the emotional fallout from being banned for revealing his infamous “crack” on stage.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Chaos & Generational Clashes

• [01:23]–[03:54]: The show gets off to a frenetic start. Guest Luke’s awkwardness becoming a running joke (“Who the fuck is Luke?” – Bobby), while Andrew Santino and Bobby go hard on him for not knowing how the podcast “family” works.
• Memorable Moment: Andrew makes it clear, “Bobby talks first. You don’t say shit outside of the family.” (03:01)

2. IMDb Star Meter Obsession & Showbiz One-Upmanship

• [03:12]–[09:01]: The hosts and guests compare their IMDb Star Meter rankings, using it as both status symbol and object of ridicule. Thomas’s career comes up (“There are more people than that on IMDb?”), and Bobby, Santino, and Luke riff about who is currently trending.
• Notable Quote:
  Andrew: “You got to keep in mind, you don’t lose your IMDb profile when you die. So if you’re in the top 5,000, you’re competing with people alive and dead.” (06:08)
• Lighthearted Callback: Bobby: “Congrats, you beat Mort Sahl—barely.” (07:05)

3. Comedy Hierarchy and Guest Roasting

• [09:40]–[13:40]: Jokes around the “boy energy” (Luke) upsetting the "men's podcast" vibe; Thomas gets a classic TigerBelly roast, with Bobby insisting on seniority and order.
• Notable Exchange:
  Andrew: “This used to be a podcast for men.”
  Bobby: “You brought a boy to a men’s podcast?” (04:34)

4. Bobby’s Free Car & The Comedy Hustle

• [11:30]–[15:30]: Bobby shares how he was given a light blue Hyundai Elantra, which is quickly mocked. The story epitomizes comedic self-deprecation and the randomness of showbiz perks.
• Memorable Quote:
  Bobby: “If someone gives you a free light blue Elantra, do you take it?” (12:20)

5. Wardrobe Malfunction—Bobby's Banishment Saga

• [26:08–54:00]:
  The episode’s heart: Bobby reveals he was banned “for life” from several legendary venues (Chicago Theater, Radio City Music Hall, Beacon) for accidentally exposing his butt crack on stage during a dance routine.
  • Context—It was during the end of his set, giving a lap dance to a volunteer, to the tune of “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails.
  • Jury Bit—Thomas and Andrew do an extended mock “Chicago jury” scene to assess whether Bobby deserves banishment.
  • Comparison—Andrew reveals he has also “shown both cheeks” during tour shows and never gotten banned.
  • Manager Call—Bobby calls his manager/“mom,” Abby, on air for confirmation and further comedic mayhem.
• Notable Quotes & Moments:
  Bobby: “I’m banned from the Chicago Theater and Madison Square Garden… for life.” (27:47)
  Andrew (as Chicago juror): “I saw Bobby Lee’s crack the other night… it was gorgeous.” (29:32)
  Bobby: “As a defendant, I have to say—in Atlanta I showed the inside of my butthole and got charged $10,000… different story.” (34:10)
  Andrew: “There is something up with you we’re just not talking about. Butt stuff.” (34:43)

6. Therapy, Self-Worth, & The Infinite Pursuit of “Enough”

• [63:00]–[65:50]:
  A rare moment of TigerBelly earnestness—discussing when to stop chasing “success,” the impossibility of feeling “done” in showbiz, and being mindful about not spiraling into endless achievement anxiety.
• Notable Insight:
  Bobby: “Ten years ago, you said this amount. You passed it. But it changed… It never ends.” (64:17)
  Andrew: “It always feels like I’m in the trenches.” (81:03)

7. Comedic Legacies, AI in Comedy, & Side Hustles

• [60:08]–[62:59]: Discussion of ChatGPT for joke-writing; skepticism about AI’s comedic timing.
• Career Retrospective: The reality that TV/film projects often fail; even legends rarely “feel” like they’ve made it.
• Notable Quote:
  Andrew: “If you go 1 for 10 with comedy scripts, you’re among the best in the world.” (80:51)

8. Future Dreams & "Retirement" Fantasies

• [65:57]–[83:04]:
  Bobby’s dream: move to Hawaii at 60, run a cat sanctuary, do a solo, filter-free podcast. Andrew is skeptical—thinks Bobby can never really “retire.”
  • Hobby talk: Bobby describes his interest in artificially aging shirts to look vintage.
• Notable Quotes:
  Bobby: “I’m going to have a lot of cats… start a new podcast by myself, and… be free.” (83:15)
  Andrew: “You’re already free, Bobby. The problem is you’re freer than you think, but you still worry so much.” (83:53)

9. Comedy Store & Friendships

• [89:54]–[94:03]:
  The ongoing bit about Luke’s saga (Comedy Store doorman), gig-to-gig camaraderie, and Bobby’s “regular boyfriend dick” vs. “husband dick” jokes.
• Notable Exchange:
  Bobby: “Anyone that sees me, they think it’s going to be really small, but it’s not. I have husband dick.” (93:27)
  Andrew: “Bobby, your body of work—you get to see the shadow of your dog, kind of a lot.” (93:56)

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Memorable Quotes, Jokes & Callback Gags

• On Being Banned
  “I’m banned from Chicago theater, Radio City, the Beacon… for life. Because I showed my ass crack on stage.” – Bobby Lee, (27:47)
• Generational Gap
  “This used to be a podcast for men. You brought a boy to a men’s podcast?” – Andrew Santino/Bobby Lee, (04:34)
• Career Futility
  “It always feels like I’m in the trenches.” – Thomas Lennon, (81:03)
• AI & Comedy
  “Not that I’m saying we’re in a safe area from [AI], but for now, I’ve never heard a generated artificial intelligence joke that made me laugh.” – Andrew Santino, (60:39)
• On Achievements
  “Ten years ago you said you needed this amount, you passed it, but it changed… it never ends.” – Bobby Lee, (64:17)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |--------------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:23–03:54 | Luke’s introduction; generational teasing | | 03:12–09:01 | IMDb star meter game and showbiz roast-offs | | 26:08–54:00 | Bobby’s theater ban—lap dance, “wardrobe malfunction”, manager call, Chicago jury bit | | 60:08–62:59 | Artificial Intelligence and comedy | | 63:00–65:50 | What’s “enough” in showbiz? Is there ever a finish line? | | 80:51–84:29 | 1-in-10 success rate in comedy; addiction to achievement | | 89:54–94:03 | Comedy Store, friendships, and body / relationship humor | | 65:57–83:04 | Bobby’s "retirement" fantasy in Hawaii (cat sanctuary, solo podcast)| | 65:57–72:15 | Hobbies and vintage shirts; yoga with Thomas & Andrew |

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Final Thoughts & Tone

• Original Language & Tone: Throughout, the crew’s banter blends playful mockery with genuine friendship. Confessions about career fears are always undercut—never undermined—by comic absurdity and affectionate teasing.
• For New Listeners: This episode exemplifies TigerBelly’s genius: no-holds-barred honesty and wacky play, wrapped around genuine questions of self-worth, mortality, and why comedians can never quite believe they’ve “made it.”
• Notable Takeaway:
  Andrew Santino (jokingly summing up showbiz): “The answer is always mice.” (89:22)

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For a first-timer:

You’ll leave with a sense of why Bobby Lee remains a cult hero—vulnerable, unfiltered, wildly inappropriate, but always, somehow, sincere.

Transcript

[Luke]

I'm Kiana. And I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail].

[Bobby Lee]

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[Tom]

We love fewer ads and more eyes. We love more eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get the third eye fourth and watch more. Get spot more videos More. Watch videos and watch it. Don't even. Yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

Luke, I panicked. I vanished.

[Andrew Santino]

Are we already going?

[Luke]

I only had a second.

[Bobby Lee]

You can do whatever you want to do. But I'm just saying to think about who is Luke?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Aren't.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there usually, like some juggy dimwit who sits next to. What are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

He.

[Bobby Lee]

He got deported.

[Andrew Santino]

You're at the top of your game. I know that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know. You know. He's. He's in Texas talking about Jaime.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know, man. Do I sit with Luke or what do I do?

[Bobby Lee]

You already don't like Luke. You already don't like Luke.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I like Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, and I.

[Luke]

You came in. I thought I should have said something.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you don't talk to the guests.

[Andrew Santino]

He's new.

[Bobby Lee]

I come in. I go, hey, who the is Luke?

[Andrew Santino]

What the is happening?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm supposed to say. I know.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a come up to your lair.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on, hold on.

[Luke]

If I didn't say something, it'd be weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Luke you it up? No, I didn't know. I didn't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know what's happening.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Listen, Luke, I want to say this from now on, all right?

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes we get big guests here.

[Luke]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean we got the Frank Dave Franco coming in. When? Yeah, in a week, A couple days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bigger guest, Thomas. But

[Andrew Santino]

IMDb

[Bobby Lee]

Thomas. Bigger guests. But I'm just saying, sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

Luke, let's go. Starving.

[Bobby Lee]

Put your headphones on, Luke. Right? Sometimes I get big guests here. Right?

[Luke]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And you don't touch.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't scare the guests.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't talk.

[Luke]

It was scary.

[Bobby Lee]

You up, Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby talks first. You don't say shit outside of the family.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Talks to me. What the fuck are you saying? What are we doing over here? Say it through Bobby, okay? I'm the fucking boss over here.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Okay?

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so let me tell you something.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell him.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell him you got no parlay.

[Bobby Lee]

Who? We know. We know Tony 2 Tone. Yeah, but you. Who the fuck is Lou?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm more concerned, Luke. Okay, what is the point difference on IMTD between Dave, Franco.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm Buck99.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good, by the way. 863. Look, he's going down, he's going down, he's going down. You're going up, you're going up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going down. You're going up, you're going up.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, but we're only, like 1100 apart.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's. That's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep in mind, Bobby, what do you.

[Bobby Lee]

With the pointing lately? Keep in mind, it's just your point.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so that Luke knows I'm not talking to him.

[Bobby Lee]

I know this is a new thing you're doing.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not talking to Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

I know the pointing thing, though, is new, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we came hard. What's Bobby at? Four grand. It's pretty good. Now, keep in mind, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bobby, before you is higher.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's beating you by.

[Luke]

He's beating you by 3,000.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right, so you want to have

[Andrew Santino]

the lowest number possible, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you want to go. You want to go low on. I'm a skull. Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob. Hey, when's that photo from? Yeah, yeah, go back to Bobby's phone. Look at that little twink.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so 4000, 452 is not that good. Bad.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Your.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that all?

[Bobby Lee]

That's not good.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that also good? Grindr profile picture? Because you're gonna stay.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're gonna laugh at that.

[Andrew Santino]

Busy.

[Bobby Lee]

You're gonna laugh at the Grindr joke. That Thomas, he's a guest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you know Thomas from?

[Andrew Santino]

This used to be a podcast for men.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know you.

[Andrew Santino]

We used to have. You brought a boy? You brought a boy to a men's podcast?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm a. How old are you? How old are you, Luke?

[Luke]

I'm 25.

[Bobby Lee]

25. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's kind of used to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Luke, what's your IMDb yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

I got this.

[Luke]

Used to be.

[Andrew Santino]

This used to be lying.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

We come be some juggy dimwit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Nothing. It doesn't even have an IMDb.

[Luke]

I think I have something. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you've never. You've never done anything.

[Luke]

I did a short film I think is on there.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't show it to me.

[Luke]

I know that it up, Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

Bingo. Here we go. 923,000. That's not fair. You're almost at a million.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm trending up.

[Luke]

I'm trending up.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a director.

[Luke]

Director. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You directed a short film. Bye.

[Tom]

Bye.

[Bobby Lee]

Bye, Bye bye.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey. This is crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There are more people than that on IMDb.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

We're almost at a million people.

[Bobby Lee]

Some searches now.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep in mind, Bobby, you got to keep.

[Bobby Lee]

I had no idea. I thought it was the half a million.

[Andrew Santino]

You also got to keep in mind, y. I really like you a lot, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't even look at me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So everybody, by the way, and this is just a thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob, you're around in the fours, catching up with your. Your buddy Dave Franco. I see why you're having him on. Obviously he's in the eights. That's a wonderful place to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to keep in mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't lose your IMDb profile when you die.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

So if you are famous, if you're in the top five, 5,000, which you are. You are now you're competing with people alive and dead. Luke. Luke and dead.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And dead, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

So there's only in the history of. In the history of show business.

[Bobby Lee]

Show business.

[Andrew Santino]

There are only.

[Bobby Lee]

Mort. What is Mort? Saul's IMDb. Mort Mortall. I don't know how to say. He died in Mort. I think S A H, L, maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Look, you don't know who.

[Bobby Lee]

Morgan, get out of the business. Let's go, Mortal.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so you got.

[Bobby Lee]

Mortal died 40, 50 years ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby. If you're at 4, 4004. Which you are. It's a very nice number.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to remember.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

There's got to be 100 and 200 people on that list ahead of you who are dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. I understand. I understand.

[Andrew Santino]

What's up there?

[Bobby Lee]

Mortal is at 100,000. 100,000.

[Andrew Santino]

You beat Luke. Congrats. You beat Mortal.

[Luke]

Barely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You barely beat.

[Andrew Santino]

You barely beat a man.

[Luke]

If I upload a photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my go.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys, what do we do? We take calls and we talk.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, I thought you said the lower, the better. The.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You want the lower?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Lower as in like, one is number one.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's number one? Right now.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, I got it. No, no, I got it.

[Andrew Santino]

I got it. Don't show me how much if I'm right.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Let's play again.

[Andrew Santino]

How much if I'm right?

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right. Can I guess? Yep. Brad Pitt.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I, Sydney Sweeney. Show it to me.

[Luke]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I think right?

[Luke]

No, think right now. Who do you think it is?

[Tom]

It can't be Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby I up. Can I get another one?

[Andrew Santino]

You say Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're out. No, no, no. Why am I out?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, you're back in.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know what the game was.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's back in.

[Bobby Lee]

You said Sandaya.

[Andrew Santino]

I think so close.

[Tom]

Sydney Sweeney beats out.

[Bobby Lee]

I think Chalamet. Or Chalamet.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it Chalamet or is it just a straight up Jacob Elordi, Like a dreamy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Here we go.

[Luke]

Missing a very popular film right now. So it's boosting up their.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God Damn it.

[Bobby Lee]

Number one is.

[Tom]

Oh, off campus.

[Luke]

And Indy from Obsession

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

3.

[Bobby Lee]

Alfred Davis.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Davis. Number four.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Is this.

[Andrew Santino]

This is on our or the Earth timeline that we're in?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Same as our timeline, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, based on this, I don't know my number.

[Tom]

Wait, Gilbert, I think there's a little bit of a conversation confusion.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't think you got it right. I think you got it wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

No, this is People, Stop Star Meter. And that's the very top show, and it's number one.

[Luke]

This is directors, actors.

[Andrew Santino]

Number one.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Number one.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I get it.

[Luke]

She's in. But you can go by actor.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, let's go by actor.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go back. Let's go back to. Oh, okay, here we go. Oh, here we go. Alfred Molina.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Is that.

[Bobby Lee]

How is that even.

[Luke]

Did something happen to him?

[Andrew Santino]

This is our time, guys. We love Alfred Molina. Great. He's a genius.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a.

[Andrew Santino]

But I'm a little thrown that he's the most.

[Bobby Lee]

He was great in Indiana Jones.

[Andrew Santino]

It was that part in the history of the world.

[Bobby Lee]

Remember that big. That. That big ball that chased after India?

[Andrew Santino]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's like.

[Andrew Santino]

Throw you the whip.

[Tom]

Bill Pullman.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Wow.

[Tom]

It's his son that's starring in that Sally Field movie that's doing well on Netflix. They're remarkably bright creatures.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Tom]

So it makes sense because off campus is really a big thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Session was one of the ones who have seen it.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you see dongs in it? It's one of these shows where you

[Tom]

see some dongs no, that's heated rivalry. That's dong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You see heated.

[Andrew Santino]

I haven't seen that yet. So everybody's got their dogs out.

[Bobby Lee]

I love the dongs. All right, quote it. Those dongs. Those ice dongs. Dude, have you ever seen ice dongs?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're frozen. Just show called ice dongs. Luke, I'm sorry we hit it off so bad.

[Luke]

No, it was really my fault. And I want to.

[Andrew Santino]

I just, you know, we're from a different generation. We made our bones. When you were.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Back in, like.

[Andrew Santino]

What year were you born?

[Luke]

2001.

[Bobby Lee]

That's when I booked Mad TV. Literally. That was the year. Yeah, yeah, 2001. I was on television when you were born.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'd had three shows canceled. I had at least two shows canceled.

[Bobby Lee]

Reno. When was that?

[Andrew Santino]

Late 90s or Reno started. We shot the pilot in 1999.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

So, yeah. So it picked up for, like, three years because it just sat on the shelf for all.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What a show, though, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

What a show.

[Bobby Lee]

What a show.

[Andrew Santino]

Luke, you've seen it.

[Luke]

It's one of the best pilot episodes. I always think the cold open is one of the funniest cold opens in any show ever made.

[Andrew Santino]

A beautiful piece. If you ever need anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Did I quit on you?

[Andrew Santino]

Ever need anything at all?

[Luke]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

You need anything, you come to me, right?

[Luke]

Right. I will do.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby can't help you.

[Luke]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby only has influence in certain y.

[Luke]

Your number 1000, 990.

[Andrew Santino]

Come to me and then I get you to Franco.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a good boy. You turn fast.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a good boy.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you're good boy. I had no idea.

[Andrew Santino]

Good boy, Luke. He's a good boy. Bobby is a good boy.

[Bobby Lee]

He went from hate to love real quick, but, wow, really smart.

[Andrew Santino]

Whose car is in the driveway? Is that Luke's?

[Tom]

That's Bobby's.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it the blue one? Yeah, yeah, that's mine. I think it's a great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think, Tom? About my car? Yeah, yeah, the blue one.

[Andrew Santino]

I was hoping you had an intern of some kind.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. It's like you, Tom.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You back?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was hoping that there was some intern who's, like, into hello Kitty or something, because it's a confusing car.

[Interviewer/Caller]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Andrew Santino]

It confused me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Confused about you.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, that can't be Bobby's car.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's flashy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby lives, you know, he's got a cool lifestyle.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I give you some fun Facts, Tom.

[Tom]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, I am gonna give it to you, all right. I gave it to you free. Correct, Right? Correct. Yeah. So they Hyundai gives me.

[Andrew Santino]

So it answers the question. If someone gave you a free light blue light brew, light blue Elantra, do you take it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And you didn't say. Is this a test?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I took it.

[Andrew Santino]

So.

[Bobby Lee]

So every year, does it have to

[Andrew Santino]

have a heated rival re bumper sticker on? They heated rivalry ice dogs is the

[Bobby Lee]

license plate Ice Dogs brought to you by Elantra. You're quick today, Tom. Tom, you're very quick today.

[Andrew Santino]

Be careful.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. Just be very careful.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought. Yo, you got to be.

[Andrew Santino]

You're invited in now.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, you be careful.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Now.

[Andrew Santino]

You do something for me, okay?

[Luke]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You don't know much about old school show business. I know, but you don't stand up or go, hi, my name is Luke. That's what he did, didn't he not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I was wondering where you were. Yeah, I thought you got replaced by Luke.

[Tom]

Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It made him mad. Yeah, yeah. Then he thought Jaime was supposed to be here.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I don't know who that is.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the person that you referenced earlier. No, I think he was referencing. Oh, you're referencing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right, all right. What's going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

I usually said.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no,

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

dad, what did.

[Bobby Lee]

What did. I said?

[Andrew Santino]

There's usually a stone cold fox who's been replaced by a tween. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Where's that Dum dum or whatever. I thought you said Luke.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think. What did he say about light blue Elantra?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you think about it?

[Luke]

I think it's sick. And it has a special mode in it. It has, like, that button you can

[Andrew Santino]

flip up and you go and it plays heated rifle.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

What is that Elantra do?

[Bobby Lee]

It has a speed mode. Yeah, just like the Batmobile.

[Luke]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

What about.

[Andrew Santino]

Explain, please. Enhance.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll give you the enhancement because it was a reference between. For you because you were in the Dark Knight Rises. Yeah. And that's what I was referring to. Yeah, yeah. This is a real movie star here. Luke as well. Well, he doesn't just do broad, silly desert comedy in Nevada or whatever.

[Tom]

What did I say about you up front?

[Bobby Lee]

What's that?

[Tom]

What did he do wrong?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's just. He's not a made man. He's very like, hey, I'm Bobby's Little buddy, I'm going to sit in your lap. I'm like, Bobby, what?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

This is.

[Andrew Santino]

We're men talking here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

He's just like. I walk in, there's fucking Kermit's all over me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he loves you, Luke. That's why he's doing.

[Andrew Santino]

I wouldn't goof around if I didn't love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Goof around because we. We have podcasts to film now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's great.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm glad you're back.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on? You're so funny today. God, you're fast. You're fast and on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm in that picture, you know? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't see you. I didn't see you at Ted Sarando's house this year.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't. I've never been invited to that. Oh, are you in that photo?

[Bobby Lee]

I am in the photo.

[Andrew Santino]

We put the photo up. Are you in the problematic corner or a different.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm in a.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in the middle.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm central in the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, no, no, no. There's some liberals.

[Tom]

I want to see the problem.

[Andrew Santino]

There are a couple.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. And there's.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so you stood by the snowflake.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a liberal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You call me this lib over here.

[Andrew Santino]

You work for me and Franco. You work for me and you work for Franco. Don't ever. You never go to Bobby again.

[Luke]

I got.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's dead to us. We love Bobby, but he's dead.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, Sina. I love it. You have Sinatra. All right, let's go around.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go around the photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go around the photo. All right. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Down in the lower right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's try to pick people. We have great nice things to say about Carrie Kenyon. One of my best friends in the world, right there in front of Will Forte, looking just like me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

When I have the Mustang.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the ladder.

[Andrew Santino]

There's the Letterman.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We know Stuart very well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we go to a good friend of ours? We got Ricky Lind.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not suka.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not me. Can we go to the.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you just misidentify yourself as someone else?

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Will Forte is not me, but, boy, it really does seem like even.

[Bobby Lee]

Even to me.

[Andrew Santino]

It seems like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go up, go up, go up.

[Andrew Santino]

Randos. You got?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, do you see me?

[Tom]

Where?

[Andrew Santino]

Enhance.

[Tom]

Oh, right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right. Hands, please.

[Andrew Santino]

Enhance.

[Bobby Lee]

It adds. Yeah. Next.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby, that's a cute shot of you. I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a good shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's cute. Are you standing next to Whitney?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm ne. Yeah, it's Kate Hudson's in front of me.

[Andrew Santino]

I know Kate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Picture. We did a couple pictures together.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe you've heard. Jake, you have a picture. You ever heard of a picture called. You ever heard of a pict.

[Bobby Lee]

A motion picture?

[Andrew Santino]

Is it a motion picture talkie?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a talkie.

[Andrew Santino]

Kate and I did two. We did a couple pictures.

[Bobby Lee]

Was it on 35 millimeter? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're in a. We're in a movie called l Divorce.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, very good.

[Andrew Santino]

By Jerry Seinfeld. I was in his movie last year or two ago. You got Dulcie Sloan over there.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

You got all kind. That's a good mix.

[Bobby Lee]

You work a lot, Tom? Yeah, yeah. You work a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

It would seem like it, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This is the first year I was invited to this charade.

[Andrew Santino]

There's Louis. We know Louis.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was grateful to be invited.

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

Oh, this is the funky corner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's the funky Corner.

[Andrew Santino]

Jelly roll. Not legally a comedian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Legal. Legally, yeah. What family is he in if he's a comedian now?

[Bobby Lee]

Odenkirk. Sketch guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob Odenkirk. Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that he belongs there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Mr. Show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Molina Ackerman. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Called Malin is what we. The way we say that. Ronnie Chang.

[Tom]

Yep, Ronnie Chang.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm friends with Ronnie.

[Tom]

Suspiciously unhappy and all the way in the corner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he came late.

[Tom]

Oh, I see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got McBrayer in the back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's a plaid boy over here? I don't know who that is. Who's this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I have Bill Simmons.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is it?

[Luke]

Bill Simmons.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he's famous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Famous, Yeah. A little bit sportsy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I don't know it.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's Will Sasso.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Tom]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying. I keep, you know what I'm going to do for your birthday? I go, when's your birthday? I'm going to get him, him's a subscription because it's doctor trusted and also

[Tom]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Tom]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, how do you think of it? How do you would you think of him?

[Tom]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Tom]

Oh my God. He has to pay out of pocket for that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's expensive. The new robotic one.

[Tom]

Well, thank God for Klarna then.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

Yeah. And they offer value, transparency, control, no surprises. So you're able to just pay now, pay later, or just pay over time. You can just dispute, decide what works best for you.

[Tom]

Honestly. Like, you just never know when big costs are gonna happen. Like, you're like, one day you're like, oh, crap, I need to pay for this. And it's gonna. You cannot let go of that big chunk of change immediately. And this is where Klarna is super helpful for people like me and Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And my cousin Toby who's like, had a wooden leg.

[Tom]

Oh, and you can get cash back too, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you know that, Toby, you can get cash back.

[Tom]

You can get cash back when shopping in the app. Yeah. And you can earn interest and unlock a lot of perks.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Luke]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Klarna.

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Has been asked to write a song for Star Wars.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I didn't see. I didn't see that.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure we can't play it, but everyone should look up Will Sasso's Randy Newman sings a song for Star Wars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's one of the great. If you're ever, like, having the worst day of your life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your number one go to of your own work? That crack that cheers you up.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have something that cheers you?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't literally. I don't myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't really either. But I will watch. I'll watch like mad TV and stuff

[Bobby Lee]

to cheer myself up. I know, but I'll watch, you know, I mean, something that you're in and it'll crack me up. Like, I'll be on Tick Tock and I'll see a clip on for Reno.

[Andrew Santino]

Reno's better now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now that Tick Tock exists.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We never should have been more than 45 seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. But great clips. Yeah, great clips.

[Andrew Santino]

Great, great clips.

[Bobby Lee]

Has that revived? You know, I mean, the, The. The Reno talk or not?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I don't, you know, I think it. I don't, you know, I don't know if we'll do more, but I do

[Bobby Lee]

know that you should.

[Andrew Santino]

The show feels like it's more widely known now than even when it was a TV show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, because we're sort of built for a short attention span, you know, that we've.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really drifted into long run, too. So. Yeah. Will Sasso, what's your cheer? You got cheer up sketches, guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Will Sasso, Comfort show.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

My comfort show. West Wing.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

West Wing. The first three.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's so goddamn heavy.

[Bobby Lee]

The first three seasons. Yeah. Comfort Show. Seen the show? Have you seen the show?

[Luke]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You know what it's about?

[Luke]

Aaron Sorkin talks about the people in the White House.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you Wikipedia over here? We say something when it's very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He's asking me. Yeah, yeah. So I, I just want to say, guys, my energy right now.

[Andrew Santino]

You're about to get on.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Made.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Very, very careful. I'm sorry that the next thing you say is so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to pee my pants over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Luke]

About it.

[Bobby Lee]

So 30 minutes ago, something really tragic happened in my life. I got A call. I called you.

[Luke]

Breaking news.

[Tom]

You called me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I called you and something tragic.

[Tom]

I always only get the tragedy call.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, and that's why calls. I'm glad you came.

[Andrew Santino]

Were we canceling the podcast?

[Luke]

Was it.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I get a text that I didn't read that said.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Of course. No. I was gonna plow.

[Tom]

Oh, you did.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. You're gonna apply for. I did call you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So something had happened 30 minutes ago. It kind of broke my heart.

[Andrew Santino]

That's worse than owning a light blue Elantra.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, maybe, Maybe. I don't even know legally, if I. Because we're fighting. Should I even say.

[Tom]

Let's try and say what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, are we gonna do have to bleep something?

[Bobby Lee]

I know. It's. It's just something that happened. I could say what happened, but I think we're fighting through it.

[Luke]

It.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so I'm on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, is it bad business news?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a bad business.

[Andrew Santino]

Bad business news is. You can talk about bad business news.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

It's not. I mean, we got the star meters up and everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's another thing I'm trying to stop doing is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Why?

[Tom]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop beating yourself up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you all. Bobby's got to stop beating himself up, and you're part of the problem.

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I need support.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I need support from you. Energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Sit there like Wikipedia.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tearing this man. A beautiful man apart.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm on tour and I, you

[Andrew Santino]

know, I. Chicago theater. I just saw it. You sold at Chicago theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So it's pretending to. That.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The information that.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's hear it.

[Bobby Lee]

I got a call today saying that you're banned from the Chicago theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Great. Let me call some people in Chicago. What did you do?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not done with my.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm banned from the Chicago Theater and Madison Square Garden. Orpheum. Not Orpheum. Radio City Music hall and the Beacon for life.

[Andrew Santino]

Because.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I showed my ass crack on stage. Yeah.

[Luke]

It wasn't even bad.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I was shocked. Yes. They were all.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[Andrew Santino]

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What universe is this? This is insane. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

First of all, doesn't merit a phone call to her.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, why? B. I don't believe a c. I don't.

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

It.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. Don't believe this.

[Tom]

I don't believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been. Wait A second.

[Bobby Lee]

How do they not know?

[Andrew Santino]

I am in a bikini thong with my entire butt out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In the entire state tour that we did. I go buying the rollerblades, and I got my. I got both cheeks out every. Every single show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the context?

[Bobby Lee]

The context was I was climbing. The context is I give somebody a lap dance.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

On stage.

[Luke]

It's normal.

[Bobby Lee]

Normal. It's a normal thing.

[Tom]

It's a voluntary.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a volunteer. How did your eyes do? You are so funny today, dude. Thank you for coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna. First, we're also gonna call some people in Chicago.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want. Who do you know from?

[Andrew Santino]

Governor Pritzker. How about that? Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. That's a very good one. All right, so this is what's. What.

[Tom]

I'm, like, shocked that you're shocked.

[Andrew Santino]

Walk me all the way back through the bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's call. Let's.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna be a normal Chicago jury.

[Bobby Lee]

All right? So I. This is what I do.

[Andrew Santino]

How you doing? I'm Chicago jury.

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Things look, you ever go to the Billy Goat? You know that guy just died.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Bobby.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I went up.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, we saw Bobby Lee's crack the other night there at the Chicago theater. It was gorgeous.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

See, I never saw a guy like, that's crack. Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So what. What happened was, at the end of my show, I go into the audience.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Socials. You're out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the crowd. And I go, hey, guys, I have a gift, and I. I love to give people. I'm with you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just trying to understand.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to give somebody here a very good big gift, and it's. You want ice dongs? Yeah. And I. I give somebody a lap dance.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, these are people that have come to see you by choice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

They bought tickets. There's no comps.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no comp.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's nobody who's been, like, taken at gunpoint.

[Bobby Lee]

I also do this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tom. I go. There's two rules. It's got to be a volunteer. Yeah. It's got to be a man.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you clapping? That's good rules. Those are good rules. Right. And so I. I interview the man. I go, I know, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

That's millennial.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a chill, dude. You're a. I'm not.

[Luke]

I'm Gen Z.

[Andrew Santino]

You might be somebody's grandma who wants a little Bobby Lee crack.

[Bobby Lee]

Real bad. Yeah, you're a bottom dweller, dude.

[Luke]

I'm a fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Go on top for once. It feels good. It feels good, does it not, Tom?

[Tom]

To get on top?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in the top. Keep talking.

[Andrew Santino]

You shut your mouth. You are in the top moon.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that not your profile on social?

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

IMDb is one of IMDb's. I'm going to add that top 1 million.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to add that. So what happens is I say I. I. Everyone raises their hands. Everyone raises their hands.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot of guys. And I go, and I go, let me interview you, will you? Are you, you. I mean, okay with this? And they go 100%. And you're willing. They don't.

[Andrew Santino]

They're not sign on any paperwork or anything?

[Bobby Lee]

There's no paperwork, but there's a. There's a verbal contract. Yeah, it's a shake. Verbal contract. Right. And you'll, you know, me and you. You. You realize I'm going to be dancing on you.

[Andrew Santino]

I stone in my.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we. I dong it. I stone. Y. Yeah, yeah. And so, you know, I mean, this person voluntarily, I'm just.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but. I know, but as a juror, that's. As a juror, that's not what you want to see. You know what I mean? Bro, the glasses are crazy. Is that your jury?

[Interviewer/Caller]

Okay,

[Bobby Lee]

that's good. That's good. Yeah. Don't as. You know, if you're on trial, this is what you want to see, right? Yeah. Someone's like completely in tune, right?

[Tom]

And picking notes.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, so, you know, I accidentally slid her throat. Write it down. Yeah. You know, I was dancing with the knives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I go. And then I go sit here. Music plays. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Song. We're not going to just say it.

[Bobby Lee]

Closer by Nine Inch of Nails.

[Tom]

Oh, that's a really great. Well, this a great stripper song.

[Andrew Santino]

That's like, starting to feel really weird. It's starting to feel pretty weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is closing the show. Yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So then I take my shirt off. You know what I mean? And then I take.

[Tom]

Wait, the lyrics say, I want to.

[Bobby Lee]

You like an animal.

[Tom]

Like an animal.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, hang on. I'm writing that down on. One moment, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Write down.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

You're literally writing animal. Yep. Okay.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't memorize that. Okay. So.

[Andrew Santino]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

And then, Then I take my jeans off. Yeah. Well, you're the.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm being Chicago juror. I'm a regular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my home state of Illinois.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Born there.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I could be in a jury pool.

[Bobby Lee]

So then. Now the crowd's going crazy as you witness. Everyone was there. Three were there every show. It's like that. It's crazy. Right? Right. I go. Right. Sometimes I'll jump off the stage, right? And then I'll sit on a guy's lap and I'll.

[Andrew Santino]

Do I understand?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What do you mean, you understand? Let me explain it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's. It's very funny. You see my face?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And so I've been your friend for a long time. I know a lot about you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I'm crawling back up on stage and there's a wardrobe malfunction.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're. This is unplanned.

[Bobby Lee]

Come out. Right. We have that line again. Can I have that line again? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are we acting like it wasn't planned?

[Bobby Lee]

It was not. There literally was a war. Let me say it again. Give me. Give me the light. Like, gorgeous. Action.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

And action.

[Bobby Lee]

I had a wardrobe. Yeah. And I'm going up and a little bit of my ass shakes come out.

[Andrew Santino]

Do we have visuals?

[Bobby Lee]

There's no visuals. Right. And I immediately pull them up. I do the dance, finish the dance. I do a flip on the guy. Right. He leaves. Right. As a defendant, I have to also say that in Atlanta, I showed the audience the inside of my butthole. I got charged ten grand. Different story, but different story and a different case.

[Tom]

Are you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm also going to ask. Is it that different?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think. I think that's a pretty good argument that there is something up with you that we're just not talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What is it then?

[Andrew Santino]

Butt stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, it is. There is something we're not really talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's for a therapist and a psychiatrist. That has nothing to do with this journey.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, okay, but if we're pleading insanity, which I think which we basic. Which we are. I mean, I think we're just pleading my argument. No, I'm not pleasing insanity my argument.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not pleading insanity.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to do it on your behalf. I'll go back. By the way. I got to see little. The little boy's questions for me over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on, man.

[Andrew Santino]

That's mine now. Now it's mine. Now it's mine.

[Bobby Lee]

I came prepared with questions. Read the questions after. Can we. I don't even have glasses. I can't do that. Why would I wear glasses? Is it hard to learn for 17 again?

[Luke]

That's a good question.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you learn to speak Elvish?

[Luke]

No. No. I was.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? You're gonna be a man after the Gulf?

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Luke]

That's a good question.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good movie. What was the question?

[Luke]

He was. There's a scene in 17 again where you're speaking.

[Andrew Santino]

We didn't get you off your charges yet.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll get back to you. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we're going to do just normal podcast shit for a minute, and then we'll go back to sorting out why Bobby's been banned from every Great American, which is going to be a problem down the road. We're going to have to fix this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we have to fix it. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We got to call some people.

[Bobby Lee]

I already did.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did you show. Let's go back to the.

[Tom]

Okay, the Elvish question.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll save the Elvish question because.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm more interested in the Elvish.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I ask who gets the $10,000 when you show someone your.

[Bobby Lee]

I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If I've seen your butthole, do I get.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Something you do. You'll get a check.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it like one of those class actions where you're like, you could be entitled to money

[Interviewer/Caller]

or.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you seen Bobby Lee's butthole?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it could be.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you very surprised?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you take your mom to the Chicago theater?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I. I made some phone calls

[Andrew Santino]

after the 10 on the. On the butthole one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, the butthole was passed. That was years ago. That was years ago.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And here's what happened. Well, here's what happened with. With the ten grand. Me and Andrew Santino went up to the theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

And we got on our hands and knees and we begged not to charge, and they didn't charge at the end of the day.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

So I don't think it was a threat. It was a threat, exactly.

[Luke]

You're. What?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, this is how our world works.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. That was your.

[Andrew Santino]

Either you show us your butthole. You.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think that's how it works.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure that's what you said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Also, Tom, also rarely do I get this, but I got a standing ovation.

[Luke]

Massive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Massive standing ovation.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I've seen. I've seen the Socials of you at the Chicago Theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And it was an amazing show. I got off. And then also the people that were

[Andrew Santino]

like, can you read me the text of what they said? Was it a phone call?

[Bobby Lee]

It was a phone call. I can call my manager now.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Interviewer/Caller]

All right.

[Luke]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Say Tom Lena wants to know, and he knows I know some Chicago people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we go. Here we go.

[Luke]

You. You're not going to get it unless I ask it, because it's.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I'm not gonna get.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. Abby.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

You know who Thomas. Len Lennon is? Thomas Lennon?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Fired.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She doesn't know who I am at all.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know who Thomas Lennon is

[Andrew Santino]

at Buy a Computer.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you. Are you by a computer?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

No, I'm in the car.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Pull the car over.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you pull the.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Otherwise, I would have lied and looked it up.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I know, but can you pull over? You got to pull over for this one.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby, Your manager doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Abby, you have to pull over for this.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Okay, wait, give me a minute.

[Andrew Santino]

Put up Abby. Put up Abby's IMDb. We want to put up Bobby's manager's IMDb, who you go to, who represents Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell the story of what. Ask what happened to you in the Chicago theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So, Abby.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No one believes me that I'm in. I was a little. I'm in trouble with the Chicago theater.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

What podcast are you on?

[Bobby Lee]

Tiger Belly.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a Bobby Lee podcast.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

It is.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like him and, like a young boy, and there's like a chesty lady.

[Tom]

You know, the chests were removed.

[Bobby Lee]

Is she.

[Andrew Santino]

She. Jody Miller?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's. 167.8 thousand.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you pull us back?

[Bobby Lee]

Did you pull. Did you pull over? Mom, I met Mom. You pulled your man.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Your mom.

[Andrew Santino]

I was genuinely weird. Oh, God.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been with her for 30 years.

[Andrew Santino]

We just got.

[Luke]

I've been with.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been with her for 30 years.

[Andrew Santino]

Got really weird.

[Tom]

Man.

[Andrew Santino]

Man.

[Bobby Lee]

Mom, help me.

[Andrew Santino]

Mom, help me. Mom, help me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're drowning here. Mom.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Okay, I'm gonna do it. I just don't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Kill somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. All right. So Thomas Lennon. Anyway, the things with the Chicago theater is true, right? For now.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Wait, are you looking for. Am I looking for Thomas Lennon?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

No. Type in a rock. Ask if she's seen 17. No.

[Bobby Lee]

You might see.

[Andrew Santino]

So I'm really excited.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Thomas Lennon Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

She's so drunk. She's on a Dell computer.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

In her Mercedes.

[Bobby Lee]

She has cricket.

[Andrew Santino]

Wireless cricket.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

I don't know why it's not coming up.

[Andrew Santino]

We've.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop calling your manager.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Mom.

[Luke]

It's weird.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I feel ashamed.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Thomas.

[Bobby Lee]

Thomas Lennon. Thomas.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

I keep. I keep putting it in and nothing comes out.

[Luke]

She spell you?

[Bobby Lee]

She does not spell you.

[Andrew Santino]

It's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Bobby really banned from the Chicago?

[Bobby Lee]

Chicago?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm in the car.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, Mom.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know why. I don't know what's going on.

[Andrew Santino]

We do know what's going on.

[Bobby Lee]

Abby, Abby, Abby. But am I banned from the Chicago theater is what I'm saying.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

You. You are banned from anything that they own.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. Look up Thomas Lyndon and call me back, please.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Okay, goodbye.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, bye.

[Andrew Santino]

So, yeah, we met. Abby. Your mom, bro, I've never heard you.

[Bobby Lee]

I got. Dude, I'm up right now.

[Andrew Santino]

She's got. She handles you and Freddie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's 555,000. Who's half a million in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And then she handles Jody Miller, the

[Bobby Lee]

executive producer of Comics Unleashed.

[Andrew Santino]

She has only three clients.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Clients.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And these are her three clients. I mean, we just got to talk about her for a second. One, she's your mom. Two, she has three clients. She's literally never heard of me ever. Which I. It doesn't hurt my feelings, but I will say for your just edification, I understand. A comedy manager that's literally never heard of me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I find that a little skill.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Scary.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I have.

[Andrew Santino]

We know she has a car because she's like. She all brags like, I'm in my car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if she has a car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So she used to have. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Back in the day when I used to. When I signed with her, she had Laura Kitelinger in the 90s.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Craig Anton. A bunch of people.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Legends.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so when I signed with her. And then they slowly left.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

As they did. And I stuck around.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So.

[Andrew Santino]

But you stuck around because she has a car.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I.

[Interviewer/Caller]

She.

[Andrew Santino]

She's your mom.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was a kid.

[Andrew Santino]

Because she's your mom. Peekaboo.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, look, look.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we've looked up your buns into your butthole into your mind and we found out pretty Much exactly what we thought. Like, we're like, is Bobby okay? And we never thought you were okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not okay, right?

[Andrew Santino]

No one ever thought you were okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not okay ever.

[Tom]

How do you get the scratches all in your face and neck today?

[Bobby Lee]

I was scratching like. I was just like, oh, because of the. Freaking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because of the Chicago theater people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was going, what the fuck?

[Andrew Santino]

You want me to call them?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't call them no more.

[Luke]

No more.

[Bobby Lee]

No more calling.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let me call them.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know their number?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I'm gonna find out.

[Tom]

I feel like it's just like a warning at most.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's. It's a real.

[Tom]

It's so silly. Silly. It's silly.

[Andrew Santino]

There's someone there that saw it that was so sad about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Nobody.

[Andrew Santino]

So did someone who's. Who was sad.

[Bobby Lee]

No one was sad.

[Andrew Santino]

People just complain about these days.

[Bobby Lee]

So I got.

[Andrew Santino]

No one actually got sad.

[Bobby Lee]

No one got sad. No one.

[Andrew Santino]

No one got sad. It's theoretical sadness. It's theoretical, which is what we all get sad about these days.

[Bobby Lee]

So I got.

[Andrew Santino]

What if somebody could get sad?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So I got off stage, and I go, was everything fine? And from. Why did you ask across the board?

[Andrew Santino]

Go back, come back.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop. Excuse me.

[Andrew Santino]

Go back one.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You walked off stage.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

This is my podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Old friendship.

[Andrew Santino]

If I had more respect for your podcast, I'd have headphones on. A lot of respect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You keep yours on. Yeah, you're not, mate.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

You're made.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, go. Go ahead, Tom.

[Andrew Santino]

So, Bobby, I just want to ask. You're Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Legendary comic, beloved figure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Bon vivant.

[Tom]

Bon vivant.

[Andrew Santino]

Sold out. It's someone who loves life and is fun. Is a fun person. Okay, so you've just sold out theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And you step off stage, you destroyed standing ovation, and you asked someone, was everything fine?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they.

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you ask somebody? You just sold out the Chicago theater, and you got a standing ovation, and you leaned over and went, mom,

[Bobby Lee]

no.

[Andrew Santino]

Does everybody like me? You got to like yourself more.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, we like you. No, that's not what it was. Tom. Tom may have.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop making us look at your butt. Stop, stop, stop, stop. You need a mommy. Actually, you need. Actually, I think you need less mommies.

[Tom]

Oh, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby needs less mom. Bobby's got too many mommies.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. When. When I call her mom. You're right. That was Weird. And I called her four times. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

She didn't happen three or four times.

[Bobby Lee]

The reason why is because she's been my. My, my. I can't even speak English.

[Andrew Santino]

Is because she's your mom.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she's not my mom. Yeah, yeah. She's been my manager since the night 90s.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I've been with her this whole time.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So it's like. I do look at her as, like, a motherly, you know, figure Bobby. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't. I love that you think explaining things about you helps us understand. Yeah, we understand.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a weird bird.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a weird guy. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I actually think it's better because we know how weird you are and we still love you a lot. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

And I don't want you walking off stage and asking somebody what they thought of your show.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Here's why, though. Because they warned me before. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Information. There's more. There's more information. There's more information. There's more information.

[Tom]

What. What exactly was the warning?

[Bobby Lee]

They go, this is a different kind of a theater. So I go, listen, I'm not gonna go.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't be showing your little hole.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So I'm not gonna pull in Atlanta. I'm not gonna pull the night before. What did I play? Minneapolis. Minneapolis. I. I played Orpheum.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we didn't nail Minneapolis. Can we go one more time on that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

And action.

[Andrew Santino]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Minneapolis.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty good. So what'd you do in Minneapolis?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, so I went. I go further in shows where they go, you know, I mean, yeah, be free.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Most shows are be free, but when be.

[Andrew Santino]

Does be free.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Always imply that there's going to be butt and butthole stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Beefy could be anything. It could just be being free.

[Andrew Santino]

But if I know you.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean, like free? You know, I mean, can you. Is there another question from the little boy?

[Luke]

And you're on an animated show, and you. And you.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut. Shut your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, Just shut.

[Luke]

You're working on a musical.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm reading all your questions.

[Luke]

No, I. There's only on one page, so I

[Bobby Lee]

don't know what's going on.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you educated in the United States? English is not your first language. English is your second language.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Because this is. Okay, okay.

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[Andrew Santino]

We're at. We're in Minneapolis. Maybe back to Minneapolis.

[Bobby Lee]

Mini. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

And did a whole of couple cheeks. Not whole.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, there's cheeks.

[Andrew Santino]

Why is there whole ever coming out in.

[Bobby Lee]

There was only whole once whole ones.

[Andrew Santino]

So what was Minneapolis? Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Minneapolis was cheeks and a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me the whole story.

[Bobby Lee]

A little bit of pubes. It's like this. Yeah. You put an octopus inside one of those to go to Chinese boxes. It'll get out. Yeah, but you'll see like pieces coming out also.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's not do this for people watching.

[Tom]

I just want to clarify to defend you, he does wear pretty loose underwear.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Speedos.

[Tom]

And they're very high cut, so the coverage isn't quite there. So it could fall on either side occasionally.

[Andrew Santino]

The technology we're using to talk about Bobby's underwear and its shortcomings. See, but I feel like Bobby. I feel like the underwear is like, is. It's like a magician, you know, I don't want to Bobby. See now. Now I'm in the jury.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Normal.

[Andrew Santino]

Normal underwear.

[Bobby Lee]

Normal underwear. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's actually pretty good, actually.

[Tom]

This.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you sponsored? Who is.

[Tom]

It goes against what I just said. That's full coverage.

[Andrew Santino]

That's full.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I wore. That's what I wore for the show.

[Tom]

That's what you're wearing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what.

[Tom]

I weakened your case.

[Andrew Santino]

I actually think your case is better.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought his case was better because I was not offended by that at all.

[Tom]

Well, no, I'm just saying I'm a normal Chicago juror.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's normal.

[Tom]

What did Chicago say? They said, don't show any cheeks.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, I'm gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

I said first Amendment right. I said

[Andrew Santino]

showing your butthole to enthusiast. I would say two things. One, these people bought tickets, knowingly bought tickets to Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. It's not the Nutcracker. Yeah. Probably a bad example.

[Andrew Santino]

That example. Or the best example.

[Luke]

Live Nation Michigan posted about this.

[Andrew Santino]

Still laughing from Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

So that's.

[Luke]

That's even an actual cute.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what it. That's what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's very cute and friendly.

[Tom]

See, look, your.

[Andrew Santino]

Your dongs put away. I got no problem with. Yeah, we got a little bit of side ch.

[Luke]

Cheek.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. A little side cheek. Yeah. They don't like that.

[Andrew Santino]

What's wrong? I. I feel like this is what America. This is the best that America represents is right.

[Bobby Lee]

Is right here. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

With your.

[Bobby Lee]

That's America first, if you want to be honest.

[Andrew Santino]

America first.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And only this beautiful, beautiful boy.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be America last. I don't know. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are we saying? Still laughing about Bobby Lee. Detroit Energy's insane. Had the whole crowd losing it. My face hurt. But not. That's the official live nation.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Luke]

Ominous.

[Andrew Santino]

He's so cute. Can't wait to see him in Chicago.

[Luke]

I don't want.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to.

[Andrew Santino]

Could I say this? Could I say what would be a fun thing to do if they really ban you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Say they're racists. Bam.

[Bobby Lee]

Racist. Play the. I would have to find a white comic that did the same thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, didn't. Patton's always flapping his dong around there. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Luke]

that would be a.

[Andrew Santino]

You might not. You might not find too many guys done as much balls and dongs. Side dongs.

[Luke]

You said you did it.

[Interviewer/Caller]

I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, we've. We haven't played that venue.

[Interviewer/Caller]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Play the Chicago. No, but I. I would have. I do a very well. I'm in a. Intentional bikini.

[Bobby Lee]

Thong. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm on rollerblades.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But yeah. I mean, the argument is. But I've done it. Not in that same version.

[Luke]

Venue.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a prestigious place. But I have to say, I played Massey hall in Toronto. Two sold out shows. Yeah. Canada.

[Andrew Santino]

So they're a lawless society. I mean, I realize you're talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Deadwood.

[Luke]

That's the wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's literally.

[Bobby Lee]

There's opium dens and you know, I'm

[Andrew Santino]

watching dude on dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Hockey stuff. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So much dude on dong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I see dog. But so. But like Massey hall is a legendary, beautiful theater.

[Luke]

Theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Two sold out shows. No complaints. They loved it. Everywhere I go across the country, this great American country, but I feel like

[Andrew Santino]

Chicago was like ready. They were a little. They were ready for Bobby Lee.

[Tom]

They're.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like a Jim Morrison now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like an outlaw. You're like outlaw rock and roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the only. Okay, I'll tell you the only.

[Andrew Santino]

We started Campaigns is free. Bobby Lee's.

[Bobby Lee]

Santino just called, and I think he's. I think he's okay. Here.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this?

[Bobby Lee]

Here's Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

Which one's this?

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew Santino.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know who it is.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know Andrew?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, are you being real?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Maybe if I see him. Who is he?

[Bobby Lee]

I have a podcast with him called Bad Friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't have time to see that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, I know him. I like him. He's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I know that guy very well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's great. I didn't know that's his name. Yeah, he does very good impressions.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm with Thomas Lennon. I'm with Thomas Lennon.

[Andrew Santino]

He opens with.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he literally opens with. Yeah, I'm on. You're on Tiger Belly. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I'll.

[Andrew Santino]

Thomas London is brilliant.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

He's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

And he doesn't deserve to be in

[Bobby Lee]

a position in his career where he has to do stuff like Tiger Bell.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a pretty good point. He makes a very good point.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a brilliant human being.

[Andrew Santino]

What am I doing? And this is how you know the business.

[Bobby Lee]

This is how you know the business is in trouble.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're supposed to. I'll talk to you during a movie, but we're really just getting you out of jail.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll talk, I'll take. I'll talk to you in about 20 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, he's very, very by. Yeah, I've seen him. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, Abby called back, so should we call her back?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I probably. Google. Do you want to have a fun moment where you talk about me behind my back and I'll just go pee. You have to talk to your.

[Bobby Lee]

You really have to go to the bathroom.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, but just keep recording. I'll be two seconds. I'll be right back. Yeah, and the boy can get a word in now. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, go. No, yeah, go to the bathroom.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to take his notes, though, with me, so I don't want him. I don't want you.

[Luke]

It's going to ruin the question if you pre set your answer it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be right back.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Are you still on the podcast?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thomas is gone. He went to the bathroom. He's very offended.

[Tom]

Is he?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Is he. Oh, he's the guy from Reno911, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but he's very offended that you didn't know who he was.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

You know what? You, I, I, I don't remember names anymore. You know, I'm old and Decrepit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

No, I, I knew it was familiar. Familiar. But I, I didn't put it together.

[Bobby Lee]

But now I. Yeah, but he very offended.

[Andrew Santino]

He blushed.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. He was a little embarrassing.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Did you talk to Matt? Is everybody listening to this conversation?

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone is.

[Andrew Santino]

And we're back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, and we're back. All right, thank you. Thank you so much for calling in, Mom.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Bye.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, bye.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. So she knows.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Big fan.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you find that when you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Big fan?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Do you find that when you're touring?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, everything's weird. Like when the state toured last year, like, one time we're playing some venues and we played a venue in New York. It was kind of fun. And like the union guys that control the stage would come out, like, they go on, break it, like right at 5 to 7 o'.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Clock.

[Andrew Santino]

So like at 10 minutes to 5, one of the guys would come out and stand on the stage looking at his watch, like in the middle of scenes with us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you'd be like, we know that we have to stop. And you're like, yeah, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just making sure you don't around with us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then like, I feel that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We got, you know, to use the, the freight elevator.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you do your show and you're like, wow. Hey, fun. We made a lot of money. We just played these. Sold out these cool venues.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you get like the itemized thing back and like every time you use the freight elevator is eleven hundred dollars. Well, wait, you guys made us use the freight.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know, I know. We had to use the Fredo charges. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it was $1,100.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Who's.

[Andrew Santino]

What, what sort of dong. Ice dongs is this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's another thing that you wouldn't let

[Andrew Santino]

us use any other elevator.

[Bobby Lee]

But people don't realize this too is, you know, they're like, you know, my agents have been pushing me to do. You're a theater act now, right? It's like, yeah, yeah. And now you realize, oh, I'm paying for the, the rental. I'm working there, everybody. Right. And then you get your check back. You're like, oh, I made nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

You did a little bit. Bit. Yeah, you make a little bit. You make a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

But.

[Andrew Santino]

But if someone saw what they thought Bobby Lee was going to get.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

To sell out the Chicago theater, they would.

[Bobby Lee]

Their pants. Their pants.

[Andrew Santino]

Then when you see the itemized. Yeah, it's a little different.

[Bobby Lee]

A little different there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, we'll talk about some other.

[Luke]

I hear you're promoting a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I am promoting a movie. There's a movie that I'm in.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. This is a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a movie I'm in with your friend. That's not the movie I'm promoting right now.

[Tom]

That is it.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Can we talk about this movie?

[Andrew Santino]

The boy just spoke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the movie? Yes, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

This is David Wayne and Ken Marino's movie. It's a beautiful little picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Luke]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's called Gail Daughtery.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. And the celebrity sex pass. It's a great picture. You got, you know, a lot of your friends would be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it feels like. Let's zoom in on the top. That's cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, look at the. See John Ham's chest?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Popping out of there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. John Hand. Love John Hamm.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's that popping out of John Ham's channel chest? That's me.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there you are, dude. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I disappear in a character sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I've worked with John Ham. Very nice man.

[Andrew Santino]

Great guy.

[Bobby Lee]

And go up more also, because there's Slater. Slatery. I mean, Slatery Slattery. Slattery's directed me in a bunch of stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

He was. He's director.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Slaughter is great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he's a great director.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I love him as a director.

[Andrew Santino]

You got. You got Camerino up there from a comedy group called the State. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good comic, of course, directed by.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's Lio from the State, but directed by, you know, Dave Wayne from the State.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Dave.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And it's coming out when?

[Andrew Santino]

July 10th.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

An actual motion.

[Bobby Lee]

It's an actual motion.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you looking at? Your phone, kid.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm on.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a guest on the show.

[Luke]

I wanted.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's looking at his phone.

[Luke]

I wanted to reference the number one star meter guy, but I couldn't remember what his name was.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good idea. It is.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, what's which one?

[Tom]

Alfred Molina.

[Luke]

Alfred. Oh, Alfred. And Alfred Molina, isn't it?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, that's a different guy. That guy's name is Fred something.

[Luke]

But I was gonna make a joke about how you're probably. But I couldn't remember who it was.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to encourage you because you're doing good. You're taking shots. Mostly.

[Tom]

I love.

[Andrew Santino]

I love. He's taking shots.

[Luke]

You were looking at him.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm like, okay, no, no, no. Look, look. If you don't know, you don't know. Yeah, well, but I was gonna know.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but he was gonna know, the good boy. You're a good boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Being a comic is just you, boom, you have it. Well.

[Luke]

And I up Chat gbt, and I was waiting, and it was generating kids with the chat.

[Andrew Santino]

It was generating some funny thing for you to say. This is the real problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is the problem with these.

[Andrew Santino]

We were waiting for Chat GPD to help you say something funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Do Chat GPT jokes. I'll be real. Be real, but it can't do jokes.

[Andrew Santino]

Has it done a joke yet?

[Bobby Lee]

No. I don't know. I. I mean, I think you could.

[Andrew Santino]

It could generate evidence.

[Tom]

No. Chat. Chat is super corny.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's never. But I. Not that I'm saying we're in a safe area from it, because we're probably not, but for now. I've never heard a generated artificial intelligence joke that made me laugh.

[Tom]

Right. Even if you tell Chad, like, hey, make it edgier. Punch it up. It's still super corny.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if it's learning, though, is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Not learning.

[Andrew Santino]

But how can you learn that? Well, that's what's weird. I. Before I got rid of. I got rid of Chat GPT because it's scary, but before I got rid of it, I let it give me notes on things.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

So I had it give me notes on a. A musical that I've written for the state. And I. I said, tell me what you think of this. Which was really interesting for a robot to say what they thought of something because it, like, it goes 1,1000. Here's thoughts on the script. And one of the things that said was it got to this one song and it said in all caps, hilarious. And I was like, why would the robot think that?

[Bobby Lee]

Was it hilarious?

[Andrew Santino]

I think it is hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would you trust it?

[Andrew Santino]

That's what was really, really eerie. Right. Because it got to a thing that I think most humans would say, oh, that's really fucking funny.

[Bobby Lee]

That part.

[Andrew Santino]

That part's really funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And the robot thought that too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

But how. He's never heard anything really funny. Like, it doesn't think something funny, but

[Tom]

I think things are being uploaded that

[Andrew Santino]

it just every single day convinces it.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. Because if something is trying to survive, maybe it does.

[Andrew Santino]

It is trying to survive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's definitely also trying to make me feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's trying to make you feel good, but it's also trying to survive.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I've asked It. I've asked occasionally before I. Again, before I deleted it, I asked it to, like, tell, like, tell me my own bio. And it will say, like, journeyman.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you not a journeyman?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no, I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

A legend of cult.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you will work forever.

[Tom]

It.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Well, it.

[Andrew Santino]

But it definitely really gooses your boat a little bit. Like, it definitely is, like, trying to be like.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, Ian McKellen or whatever. You're Gandalf.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That'd be great, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do we have to work forever, though?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Do you have age?

[Tom]

Do you have a. A stopping point?

[Andrew Santino]

You do. What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I think 60.

[Tom]

Oh, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

You know how close I am to that?

[Bobby Lee]

Really? How many.

[Andrew Santino]

You're 56 this year.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll be 55 this year. Yeah. Yeah, we're very close.

[Tom]

And then what?

[Bobby Lee]

And then what?

[Tom]

So you're not going by if.

[Andrew Santino]

How much money do you need?

[Tom]

You're going by age, right? Which is weird. You're going by age.

[Andrew Santino]

But I think that's what you have to go by because nobody will ever tell you it's enough to stop.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, when will anyone ever say. Say, great, you can stop. No one will say that, ever.

[Tom]

I. I just don't.

[Andrew Santino]

In the way we live now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I don't believe him. Just because he does have that disease.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Tom]

It's never enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I. Can I. Can I make an argument, though, please? All right, since it is, should I

[Andrew Santino]

get the notepad out or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you don't. You don't need to. No, no, no. My argument is this.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I had a spiritual revelation. Not a special revelation, but something that, like, was like. Oh, that was philosophical. All right. Which was. I was talking to my agent, right? And. And I go, yeah, I need to make this amount before I can retire. And he goes, you know, it's so interesting. Ten years ago, you said this amount, correct? Right. And you passed that amount a long time ago, and it changed. And you go. And I thought to myself, wow, that is interesting. Right? So it never ends.

[Tom]

No, it never ends because you forget the original dream.

[Andrew Santino]

You forget the dream.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And also shit comes.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I never made it.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I feel like I never made it.

[Tom]

I don't think you ever will in your own mind.

[Andrew Santino]

But nobody does.

[Luke]

Who.

[Andrew Santino]

Who does stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Tom]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I think everyone who likes to do the kinds of things we do, which is movies and comedy and writing stuff, feels like it's A struggle all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like, I mean, look, you have a beautiful house and you have people give you free cars. Like, you know, they're. They're funny. They're not the dream color, but they gave it to you. Like, objectively, you could just say, like, oh, man, he's. He did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Crushed it.

[Bobby Lee]

Done.

[Andrew Santino]

But from the inside, everyone, I think people. I think the real people that you're around, I think it's good that it always, you know, it. Not that it's good that it always feels like a struggle but never feels easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It always feels a little hard, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But in my mind, I'm like, I got everything that ever I want, I ever wanted.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

I did. I got everything I ever wanted. You know, I mean, I got a text from somebody the other day that I want to name names.

[Andrew Santino]

Somebody very cool. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Something pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

You have cool fans.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was like he sent me a really funny video and I'm like, wow, I can't believe I know that guy. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then, like, I'm in my mind, I'm like, I think I have enough. Yeah. I did everything that I thought that, you know, I've ever wanted to do. I've done films, tv, podcasting, animation.

[Andrew Santino]

How many more theaters can you get banned from?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Then what, though?

[Andrew Santino]

But then what?

[Tom]

Like what replaces also, we live longer.

[Andrew Santino]

We live so much longer.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I. I have different hobbies now.

[Tom]

Like what?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I don't know if you. Have you seen one of them?

[Andrew Santino]

Just real pretty girls.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a girlfriend now. I have a girlfriend now.

[Andrew Santino]

You always have a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But I have a very beautiful girlfriend now.

[Andrew Santino]

And as opposed to win.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Cuz you always.

[Tom]

Yeah, he's always had pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I'm well aware.

[Bobby Lee]

So I have a new. I have a new hobby now. If you look at my, my deck, you know, there's things laying out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's talk about it. What do you got? What is the new hobby?

[Bobby Lee]

So this is my new hobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Ron of Japan a film by Kurosawa.

[Luke]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

So I. I take brand new shirts and I try to make them look vintage.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby, this is not a new hobby. You were doing this with jeans.

[Luke]

When we

[Andrew Santino]

love, love to do. It's also not a hobby. It's also a business.

[Bobby Lee]

You remember that? Yeah, you remember, but you also.

[Andrew Santino]

Again, this is all legally a side hustle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I have a model railroad that's a Hobby?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not using it to make. I'm not making that model railroad money. I'm just. Model railroading.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm not selling these.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're not?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

These are for myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And then I have other, like Carlos and other friends of mine. They're like, yeah, we want you to do ours.

[Andrew Santino]

So you are going to sell them?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm going to give it them.

[Andrew Santino]

It's going to be like a pyramid.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's for free. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Join Bobby's club. My question called Bobby's club.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I think they look. I think this. I just got this three days ago, I think looks pretty good.

[Tom]

I think one can argue that a lot of this, like, change nothing on that. Like, stand up, you get your daily dopamine hit. Like, what's going to replace that? Because that's what I fear. Yeah. I fear that you're not going to get this daily hit of dopamine. Like. And you are. You have that addict mentality a little bit like, I hope it's just the T shirts, but like, could it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yoga Yuga's the best. You want to come with me? Yeah, I go almost every day.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Yoga.

[Luke]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You would love it.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't even live in LA anymore. I do.

[Andrew Santino]

We have a half and half. We're mostly at Wisconsin.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you're in a complex. I. I'm beginning. You're. You're in a complex level.

[Andrew Santino]

You would be like in a couple, like in one weekend you'd be like. You'd feel amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Where are you at?

[Tom]

Like an advanced.

[Andrew Santino]

Down on the. I go to a hot yoga class basically every day.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

It's really fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And when. What days do you do it?

[Andrew Santino]

I do almost like Monday through Friday.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Can you do it next week? I have my. My schedule is free. Or next week?

[Andrew Santino]

I would totally go to yoga with you next week.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'll do it next week. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It. The first time you will feel like

[Tom]

you're dying, especially the hot yoga.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you salt?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you want to. I mean, I drink. When I do that, I bring in like two giant things of water. Like that big.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I basically.

[Tom]

I'll put salt in it and electrolytes. You got.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll get.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Electrolyte.

[Andrew Santino]

First time you feel kind of like you're dying.

[Tom]

Even like basic poses in hot yoga, you feel like you're.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't make fun of me though.

[Andrew Santino]

I would never make fun of you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because if I don't make fun of you.

[Andrew Santino]

Life.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but if I'm doing a thing and I can't do it if

[Andrew Santino]

you do that, I will make fun. We're never doing Ganesha, river of Obstacles.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not doing this.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny. I watch. I watch a lot of. There's a lot of, like, ads on TV that always. People are doing, like, yoga in. And it's always. They're like, real dry and they're outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's real casual.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I've never seen that kind of yoga.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, downward dog. You do that, right? Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, I know how to. I know the basics.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Of. Of the.

[Andrew Santino]

You would love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's.

[Tom]

I'll be honest, kind of a high over the pandemic. He was doing it every day at home. You have private classes with Cara.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did. I.

[Andrew Santino]

A little bit of a high. Because you get, like. You get out of your head a little bit because especially when it's hot, you're, you know, at a certain point, you're just like your. Your heartbeat is kind of at its. The highest it goes.

[Bobby Lee]

Can it take breaks?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to. Well, can you. Can I have a conversation with inside instructor?

[Andrew Santino]

Nah, we're not doing that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I just have to say I'm so. I'm.

[Tom]

Oh, before. Before.

[Bobby Lee]

No, before. I'm gonna. Yeah, they have.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Outside.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

They have paddles and stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like, what if you die? What if this solves two problems? Which is. You ever already did everything you wanted to do? You have enough money?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I kill you at yoga. In some ways, that'd be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that movie Obsession. It costs less than a million dollars. It's going to make $100 million in the month.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm seeing it tomorrow. Can't wait.

[Bobby Lee]

It's unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

My son just showed me the sketches of that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which I'm a little late to the game of. But he's got some killer sketches.

[Bobby Lee]

Killer sketches.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you see his Uber driver get me a coffee.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. But when you watch that movie, you go, oh, you can do this.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How much did. How much did this new movie cost

[Andrew Santino]

that you're in the Gail Daughtry movie with Gail Daughtery and Everywhere in theaters June 10th. From the makers of Sorry. The Coke got me really good, guys. I apologize. From the makers of Wet Hot American Summer and other stuff. It's in the notes right here.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see that movie?

[Andrew Santino]

Movie?

[Luke]

Hard, Wet, Hot American Summer?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a great movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's a wayo. And those guys. David Wayne.

[Bobby Lee]

Were you in that movie state?

[Andrew Santino]

I am not in Wet Hot American Summer.

[Bobby Lee]

That was one of those movies where I was like, I wish I could have got it. Yeah, me too, for that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah. I'm not in that one at all.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a legend.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in a couple way David Wayne movies. I'm in the 10 10.

[Bobby Lee]

You're in a Batman movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in the Dark Knight Rise.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, that's right. That right there is it.

[Andrew Santino]

That was very. I was very lucky to be in that.

[Bobby Lee]

That. We talked about that last night.

[Andrew Santino]

We probably talked about it. Yeah. When you guys were still a thing.

[Tom]

We were still.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, we were.

[Tom]

This is when I think, how does this work?

[Andrew Santino]

It works.

[Tom]

Okay, wait, I, I, I want, I just want to know your whole big jugs thing, because I had fake boobs at that time. This was before. Before I took them out.

[Bobby Lee]

She had the big tits.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You were right about that.

[Andrew Santino]

I never use the word. I think tits is such a weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Arms are breasts. Breast is this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Luke]

He said chesty.

[Tom]

You had some and I was very chesty.

[Andrew Santino]

You had some great big bosoms.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Interviewer/Caller]

And I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we, we have a clip of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this is when we were living in the apartment.

[Tom]

This is golden years.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys lived in such a sketchy apartment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This is.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, the low hat.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up with the low hat?

[Andrew Santino]

You were, Were you feeling.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you Melania Trump there, Clara? What the fuck?

[Andrew Santino]

You got the low hat.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Younger.

[Andrew Santino]

You were.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're Bo

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby. You look younger now.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I do. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You look better now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, my.

[Andrew Santino]

You look the same now, but I can't see your.

[Luke]

Were you doing yoga here at this time?

[Bobby Lee]

You look like a congressman.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

You look younger.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I look younger now.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I feel like you don't want to be there just based on the.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Bobby had a great time. We did some very funny bits.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. This is up on Beechwood Drive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is on Beachwood, right?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When I live there.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But. So you guys broke up and still do this? It's very grown up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really, it's really important.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she has a baby now.

[Tom]

I have a baby. My baby loves Him?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

All day. He's like, bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love the baby.

[Tom]

No, we're good. We vacation together.

[Bobby Lee]

We vacation together.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't make it weird. I saw your girlfriend last week on a FaceTime in the background. Because, remember, we called you from the movie. The other movie that I'm in. You don't remember this? Arden called you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I jokingly saw. Said, I bet there's going to be some, like, the Christmas movie that you're coming. Yeah, yeah, That's. The movie comes out in November. But, yeah, I was like, right before we FaceTime you, I'm like, I bet there's some, like, hot girl lying around. And then literally, like, you picked up. You're like, hey. And I was like, hey, is there a hot girl lying around? And you panned over and there was, like, somebody getting sun, which we don't do anymore.

[Tom]

We don't?

[Bobby Lee]

No. What do we do?

[Andrew Santino]

Where have you been?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, wait. She was getting sun. What is.

[Andrew Santino]

She was out tanning in the house.

[Bobby Lee]

Tanning as well.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't. We don't do that.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Why?

[Tom]

I. I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me get Dr. Melberg. You know you're not supposed to.

[Bobby Lee]

You look tan.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the only. That's blood pressure. I'm Irish. I got bad blood pressure.

[Tom]

How do we get our vitamin D, then?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, from a. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, from raw milk.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really sun tanning. Not good for you, then.

[Tom]

Well, no, you just have to.

[Andrew Santino]

You've never heard this?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've never heard this.

[Andrew Santino]

I guess Irish people get told this earlier. You've heard this, right?

[Luke]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

To never get sun.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Ready for this?

[Tom]

He's a beach boy.

[Andrew Santino]

Get ready, get ready, get ready. Can you put up Canadian truck driver, sun damage?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, what.

[Andrew Santino]

There is a.

[Luke]

What kind of Google is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Get ready. Canadian truck driver, sun damage.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there is a Canadian trucker whose left side of his face is at the window getting sun on it all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Check it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the sun on one side of your face and not the other.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. It's for white people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Asians, we don't do. Do this, but Asians. Koreans make. Wait,

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I understand Koreans. Maybe you've heard of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Make the best sunscreens in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we cannot get them here because

[Bobby Lee]

we're all

[Tom]

now in Pasadena.

[Bobby Lee]

We can get it. Yeah. There's to be illegal There's a mile long, long line to get into the.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Young. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna call somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you can get me. Front row, olive Young.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna get you. Wait, they're. They're Korean, maybe you get me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

The largest Korean retailer for beauty stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

And they. They have a Pasadena.

[Tom]

They just. Over the weekend.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that's sun damage, guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but the sun damage creams for Koreans, I believe, is because they want to stay white.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I want to get tan.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not because of damage.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you don't want to get sun on your face anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This. She wants to stay white.

[Andrew Santino]

I live by Koreatown.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Start from there.

[Andrew Santino]

Which are two things that are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

One is I get to see people. Everybody dresses like the invisible Man. The Korean ladies when they walk around my neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody's gonna get, literally gloves, visor, mask, this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

There's nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't see anything. Great Bit. And then Koreans are so thrifty. If you need to buy a piano, go to. Go to K town.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

That's where I got my piano. Cuz Koreans are. Koreans are culturally thrifty.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're not going to get ripped off on a piano.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that.

[Andrew Santino]

So if you go to An's piano. I don't work for them. Go there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

An piano.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Koreatown in general is a lot better deal.

[Andrew Santino]

It's lively.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a lively town, so.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's also you. You're not going to get ripped off.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you see spa? I don't. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I just feel weird about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'd spot with you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Then it's my wiener just out. And is everybody talking?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're the whites. You know the whites. Put the shorts on.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm probably one of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, really? You will freeball it. Well, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know everybody yet.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I understand that.

[Andrew Santino]

And this is weird. Like, you try to get a little bit of a boner so you just don't feel like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's just talk through this. Yeah, let's. Let's talk through it.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's talk through it.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's talk through it. Let's talk.

[Andrew Santino]

So the first time I go spa with you, I'm like, am I trying to get a little bit of.

[Tom]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Just so it looks more fun when I'm hanging out with.

[Bobby Lee]

We do eye talk.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Eye contact.

[Andrew Santino]

But then my next thought is, why am I doing that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

We're just Regular guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

But I'm still probably going to try to get a shower for you a little bit. I mean, you know, I mean, just

[Bobby Lee]

because, like, what I'm saying to you is, this is what I do when I'm in the scene room.

[Luke]

You do a little.

[Bobby Lee]

No. I tuck.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Huh.

[Bobby Lee]

Cross my legs.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you do a Silence of the Lamb.

[Bobby Lee]

I silence the lambs at. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You do a Silence of the Lambs. I'd me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's totally normal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I do that. And, and I, I, I'll have pleasant. I'll have my arm like this. I'll have pleasant conversation, you know, me, you, about Israel, whatever you want to talk about. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

You're having a pleasant conversation about Israel while your wieners shove.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're in 105 degree room.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I straight at the Horus.

[Interviewer/Caller]

It.

[Bobby Lee]

I shut it down.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to love you, Haru it. You are going to love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If you can sit on your own dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I get in a hot tub.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I don't, you know when I have brought friends to Ian Edwards. I don't know if you know him.

[Andrew Santino]

IMDb star meter. Let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I wonder if mine has gone up or down.

[Bobby Lee]

We've been Chappelle Lacy. I brought the sponsors.

[Luke]

A trend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Black guys.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And because you only bring in the brothers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I bring the brothers there and they get a little scared.

[Andrew Santino]

Give everybody a thrill.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I mean, it's cool to walk into a Korean spa with a black guy. Yeah. You feel like they're gonna freeball it always. Yeah. Right. Well, you're, you're gonna be like, excuse me, where are the shorts? Correct. Yeah, Yeah. I don't want that. It's embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good impression. Embarrassing at the spot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm this guy, right?

[Interviewer/Caller]

No.

[Luke]

Also, if you're tucking your dick into your leg, shouldn't you just put the shorts on at that point? If you're tucking it into.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like you have gone a roundabout way to just not have shorts now.

[Luke]

I thought it was like.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're literally sitting on your own.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Tom]

That's a great question. Look, why are you talking?

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you talking?

[Tom]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. Okay. It's not as if I get naked and tuck immediately and walk to the steam room talk.

[Tom]

Because that's what it sounds like.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what it sounds.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what. I know what exactly what it sounds. I know but what I'm doing is I'm freeballing it like a man almost opened armed.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go the opposite way. I'm going to put the shorts on, and I'm going to sit in a way that definitely everything just falls out.

[Luke]

Chicago theater.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm totally okay to do a Chicago theater style. Just like, I definitely put shorts on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So peekaboo.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But then when I sit so I don't make people feel uncomfortable, I do the talk and then sit like them.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like there's a solid chance you make some of the old guys uncomfortable anyway. Just with your vibes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, because Koreans, right. They, We're. It's just a part of our culture.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

So Korean men, and we just, we just free ball it. There's no you. I mean, we don't rub one out to make it look bigger. We know the black guys have bigger ones. You know, I mean, we accept the social. You know what I mean? Right, right. So it's like, you know, and I'm

[Andrew Santino]

sitting there trying to maintain a.

[Bobby Lee]

That would be weird. And. Yeah. Don't come. No, yeah, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Obviously, I'm not going to come. I'm just going to maintain a phot. A photographable.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I didn't mean come in that way. Don't come with me.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm just talking about keeping it camera ready.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, which is like, there's some effort to that. Ladies don't know about this, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know. Yeah, I, I did have a. I, I, I, I pitched a show to,

[Andrew Santino]

you know, you have good hair days.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I pitched a show about a Korean spa. Yeah. And, and it. They, you know, they bought it, but

[Andrew Santino]

did we get to see Dongs in it?

[Bobby Lee]

It didn't. Well, it was a single camera show, and there was that conversation with guys,

[Andrew Santino]

Is it a Korean spa called Se Dongs?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. It was just, it was. There was a tentative name, but.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's not Se Dong.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, they didn't. It didn't go to. It didn't go to the pilot level. You ever, you have you ever pitched and then it didn't go to the pilot level?

[Andrew Santino]

Literally most of my life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Almost.

[Andrew Santino]

I would say, I would say the best of our career. This is the other thing about. When do you stop? Like, at the, if you do, like, comedy, screenplays, TV writing, stuff like that. If you go 1 for 8 or 1 for 10, you're the best in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's. If you're going one for 10.

[Bobby Lee]

One for 10.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Y. You are the.

[Andrew Santino]

You are among the best at this

[Tom]

in your career so far. How much of it feels like you're up here, like, percentage wise, and how much of it feels like you're in the trenches?

[Andrew Santino]

Always feels like I'm in the trenches, I would say. I mean, there's been times where I'm like, oh, that was fun, or I got. I made some money from that, or something like that.

[Tom]

Do you think when it stops that you could feel you could. Could be up here a little longer?

[Andrew Santino]

This is a scary thing of why we sometimes ask chat GPT to like, tell me what you think of my career. Like, but you're so.

[Tom]

The roller coaster of it all is the hit. That's the addiction. It's just like being in a bad relationship or a toxic relationship of like, you know, the. The make. The makeup sex when, you know, right after the big breakup.

[Bobby Lee]

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. The whole point of it is that's not the point of living life.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So basically what I'm trying to do. Let me just say what I'm going to say. Okay. But you know, I'm almost at that point where I'm like, okay, I'm good. And once I get that, you're not

[Andrew Santino]

going to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I will be. And I'll tell you, we got to

[Andrew Santino]

make him sign something because I'm going

[Bobby Lee]

to move to Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

No, none of this is happening.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's going to happen at 60. I'm going to move to Hawaii. And what I'm going to. Let me finish.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. No, I'm you talking and I keep saying no is how the bit works.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're yes. Anning in a reverse way.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Okay, good. So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to go to Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, you might.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I will.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you're gonna do some dates and then you're gonna do a worldwide tour and then you're gonna meet some other hot girl.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm gonna go. Go to Hawaii and I'm going to.

[Andrew Santino]

You believe this?

[Tom]

I believe.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're gonna, like.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're gonna, like, believe me so far.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna grow vegetables and stuff.

[Tom]

Stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, not just.

[Andrew Santino]

They're going to be live off the.

[Bobby Lee]

Right now. There's a lot. There's A lot of cat, like, cats that need help. Right. There's no real cat sanctuaries on the island.

[Tom]

There isn't. You know, that's true. I go feed them a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. And so I. I might want to create a cat sanctuary because I love cats. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Then we turn it into a TV show. Now we're back where we started.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how he gets back in.

[Andrew Santino]

Get you right back in. It's called Bobby Lee Lahaina Cat Sanctuary.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I have. I have a pitch for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not done with my dream.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, let me finish my fucking dream.

[Tom]

But I have a Hawaii pitch for you.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

All right?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. You already did it.

[Tom]

No, no, no. Outside of the cats.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right. So let me just finish my dream, Tom.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be 60. I'll have some cats. You know what I mean? And I will start a new podcast by myself and. Whoa.

[Luke]

This is the Alex Jones vibe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm gonna go.

[Andrew Santino]

You're just gonna Alex Jones Jones it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Scream at people.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm not gonna scream. I want to say. Because in this podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

And get more and more sunburned.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say edit, edit, edit, edit, edit. Right. I want to do a podcast. Right.

[Tom]

You're just. It's just you and your.

[Bobby Lee]

And my thoughts. And I don't care if I get ads. I don't care if people get conf. If it's conference. Controversial.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or whatnot. I want to be able to be free. But you.

[Andrew Santino]

What, Bobby, you are free. The problem is that you are freeing now and you worry so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I. I know you're already worrying about that. I just said that. See, you're just so.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like, you step off stage at the Chicago theater and you're like, is everybody okay? I'm like, fuck everybody. You're Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop apologizing.

[Luke]

I understand.

[Bobby Lee]

But when I'm 60, I want to be really free.

[Andrew Santino]

That's only three years from now. When does this come out?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah,

[Interviewer/Caller]

yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's going to be five years from now, right?

[Andrew Santino]

After Gail Daughtry and the celebrity sex pass on July. July.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. July. Go watch the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

So you got your Hawaii, your cats, and a podcast, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

And then what is your stopping point and what is the dream? What is your cats and Hawaii equivalent?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. It's weird because I already sort of do that, but I also. I think I know that inherently. I probably won't Ever stop until somebody makes me stop.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's a trap.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a problem. No, it's a terrible trap because it's like. But, you know, like, we've all gone to this place where you just don't feel. I don't know if it's just the consumerism of everything or life is just like. But everybody's always like, you know, it's also, like, weird being an actor and a writer and things, because people are endlessly like, I haven't seen you in anything lately. And I'm like, oh, my God, I have, like, five movies coming out. But you might not see those either. And you obviously didn't see the last five I was in. So it's like. It feels like there's this endless pressure of. Of like.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's the problem with the business of being visible. Yeah, yeah. Because now it's like we're competing against so many other things.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean. And that's why I've done how many. I'm in the Green Day movie coming out. Hopefully people will watch it. You know, I'm in.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a fun idea.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

It's a.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the Nimrods. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it the.

[Andrew Santino]

The biopic of.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Yeah, but they're in it. They wrote it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I would like to see that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm in that movie. You know, my Hulu special comes out in November, so I am still doing things. Right. But, you know, I do a lot of these kind of movies, and it's like, you know, I did a movie called Karate Ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Body Ghost is a genius movie. Was it not good? Because it actually sounds great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just. It was just. Here's what the picture pitch was. I. I didn't really listen to the pitch. I go, I understand. I go, who's in it? And they go. Because I had done a movie with Jim Belushi.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure. I know Jim.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I love Jim.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And Jim wants you to be in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I go, okay, I'll do it.

[Andrew Santino]

And Karate Ghost is the title. Came out in English.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's called Karate Go.

[Andrew Santino]

And what's its star meter?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not even in the star. I can't even believe my name in the lineup up there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, let's go. Cast go down.

[Andrew Santino]

Nope, nope.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there we go. There we go. I'm fifth. Wait, that's pretty good. Si Blake.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it by Level of. It's by Star Meter. No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got Keckner's in that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can do it by Star. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Keckner, do it by Star Meter. Yeah.

[Tom]

I have a question, Rick.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom]

Is the correct time to leave when you're on top or when. When you're on.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

When.

[Andrew Santino]

Great.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a great question.

[Tom]

So, for instance, Lennox Lewis, right? Boxer Jordan, he quit right after his last title. But so when is. If we're going with 60? And what about 60?

[Bobby Lee]

But what's top?

[Tom]

Okay, that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's another question.

[Tom]

Because right now, right now, in theory, you're at the top. Like, this is the most you've ever made.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, but that's a great question. Is the. Is the top the most you've ever made or is the top the best you feel?

[Tom]

The most visible. Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That never even comes up.

[Tom]

Okay, two things. The most invisible you've ever been and the most money you've ever made.

[Andrew Santino]

That would have been a while ago for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. You're rising. You're right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're.

[Andrew Santino]

I am rising.

[Bobby Lee]

You're rising. You're rising. You're rise.

[Andrew Santino]

How sad that, like the fact that I'm Rising on IMDb yeah. Does get in my head a little bit and does feel good. It's like, that's like. What?

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Who.

[Andrew Santino]

How could that matter?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but didn't know there was a ranking and I didn't. I can't believe I'm 4,000. Whatever, whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

But again, a lot of the people ahead of you are dead. Take the win.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Take the win.

[Andrew Santino]

Half of those folks are dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Gene Hackman, dead.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, Hunter.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Hunter. Classic.

[Bobby Lee]

No, his wife got.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

He actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Secondary.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How. Wait, how did he get Hanta.

[Tom]

She got from that road, I think. Yeah, it was the rats. It was probably an unkempt house.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's a multi millionaire.

[Andrew Santino]

See, this is the thing, like, you know, like, this is like there's no help. When do you stop? Because you could be Gan Hackman, legend.

[Bobby Lee]

Legend.

[Andrew Santino]

Made a fortune, is beloved, awards, everything thing, and still the mice get you. You know what? You did literally everything that everybody could do. You were one of the coolest people that ever lived.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And the mice.

[Andrew Santino]

Mice, yeah. Oh, still ends with mice.

[Bobby Lee]

We're all going to die.

[Andrew Santino]

Is nothing worth it or.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't need Chicago theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Should we try? You do. We're going to make.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Or just do whatever. Cuz the answer is always mice.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Mice are coming.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? Here, let me. Can I just. I'm going to re. Explain my future now.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Given the new information. I just got new information.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a podcast with no one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

Well, not even all the cats. You might be mice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

But the mice won't get you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I'm going to have a lot of cats. Yeah, yeah. So here.

[Andrew Santino]

Cats have a lot of diseases that we'll talk about.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, here's what I'm. Here's. I'm just going to take it day by day, moment by moment.

[Luke]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Because things shift.

[Tom]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

We have no idea. I've had down Tom.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like people in the comments are going to say that I was mean to your friend and I like him a lot now and we're just gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he. This kid. This is his second time on this podcast. He got a huge. He just got a huge guest. You're a huge star and he's. He's getting screened.

[Andrew Santino]

Anything. You come to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he works the door at the Comedy Store. You're a doorman.

[Andrew Santino]

Not anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not anymore.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I just got. I said you were racist and I got you fired. You helping to help you move up.

[Bobby Lee]

What? You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

You were clinging to that job. You were clinging to the doorman job like a baby. Now you got to swim out to the deep end, cuz also, you have a terrible reputation now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Luke is cute, though. Is he not a cute kid?

[Andrew Santino]

He's a cute kid. He's a cute kid and we like him. Yeah, we wouldn't. We wouldn't ra. If I.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

If.

[Luke]

If I didn't said I'm racist and I got fired.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you. I'm gonna say that in a minute on social.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What were we talking about? Sometimes we're just laughing about.

[Bobby Lee]

My new dream is just this.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like this will change in three minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I know you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Moment to moment.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right now it's good. And I'm not gonna make any decisions until I make it right. Because you never know what's gonna happen.

[Tom]

It's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think you're great at, like, sitting and not doing anything, are you? No. No, I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been trying to be mindful about not, like, you know, scrolling a lot. I haven't played a video game. In six months.

[Interviewer/Caller]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

It's six months.

[Luke]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

When I. Ghost of Yotai was the last one.

[Andrew Santino]

I stopped playing video games and then I wrote 14 films that got made. So I don't want to tell video gamers out there what to do with their life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But from the time I stopped, 14 got made.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never pitched a show and it got to a pilot ever. So. Yeah. So I'm 0 for 20.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that, but that's about a number. That mean you're also due then?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's also.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not new. I, I, I'm, I think this is a show.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's cat house is a whole thing.

[Bobby Lee]

We built this from Bobby's cat house.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's little cat house.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, in Hawaii.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And really nothing happens. It's just like a big brother. Just cameras falling.

[Sponsor Voice (GoFundMe)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just falling around Bobby and cats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then the neighbors are like. He doesn't seem like.

[Sponsor Voice (Talkspace)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Would you play girls?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm the neighbor. Girls in bikinis go in and only cats come out. That was weird. What's he up doing there? The hell is going on?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in a committed relationship. Yeah, I'm in a committed relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

You always have been as.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always so many hot girlfriends. Yeah, yeah. I'm in a committed relationship. Oh, why can't I have beautiful women? You do. I mean, why are you. Stop apologizing, fiance guy.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not a fat Asian guy. You're a short Asian. It's totally different. It's totally different.

[Bobby Lee]

It is different. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're also a rich Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I would, you know. Yeah. Rich is relative. Rich is relative.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, one day we'll do a. Have you done a coffee table book of all your ex girlfriends? Cuz that'd be kind of cool for some of.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here, here's the thing. I have relationships with all my ex girlfriends still today if I ran into any of them, it would be.

[Tom]

We all have relationships. Relationships with each other.

[Andrew Santino]

That's good.

[Tom]

I'm friends with his ex.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

So the whole.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

The whole ecosystem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Me to the pharmacy.

[Interviewer/Caller]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I have up getting appointments and stuff. What?

[Bobby Lee]

And I have regular boyfriend dick. No, the size a husband dick. I have husband dick. Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyone that's. I mean, I've talked about this before. Everyone's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyone that sees me, they think that it's going to be really small, but it's not.

[Tom]

I thought you said you had A boyfriend. I was like, oh, whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think. Bobby, first of all, no one thinks you're gonna have a small dick because also we can sort of see the outline of your dick all the time in almost all of your work.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good body of work.

[Andrew Santino]

No, your body work, you get to

[Bobby Lee]

see from the way down.

[Andrew Santino]

We get to see the shadow of your dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Kind of a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I know it better than some pals. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I know. Anyway, Tom. Yeah, What? How'd you have fun today?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I'm just thinking this was what's ever enough, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I feel like this I'm getting.

[Andrew Santino]

I always have fun. And I hope I know that. I'm bragging you because we got to do bits.

[Luke]

It's fun to have.

[Tom]

I understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're a funny guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a sweet, funny kid.

[Luke]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Rising, Gail. God.

[Luke]

Yeah. Rising pretty fast. 9,900,928, 000.

[Andrew Santino]

You're being amazed, being you're gonna be one more thing. It's gonna jump really, really high.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're really a castable kid.

[Luke]

Thank you. I'm open to being ca.

[Andrew Santino]

How old are you right now?

[Luke]

25.

[Andrew Santino]

Say 19. We're gonna go one more time on that. I can't believe you're 19.

[Tom]

19.

[Andrew Santino]

Working the door thing. And you grew up in a car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Saying cool stuff like that, people like, you know, he grew up in a car. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Don't say Palisades.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, no. You're not from the past.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Bakersfield.

[Andrew Santino]

I think a corn. I think the answer is a car.

[Bobby Lee]

Orphanage. Orphanage is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He has education.

[Luke]

The driveway of the orphanage, now it's in the car.

[Andrew Santino]

Parked it a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

People love the story of somebody who used to live in a car.

[Bobby Lee]

We changed your name.

[Andrew Santino]

Didn't Jewel used to change my name.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Luca.

[Andrew Santino]

We love somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

Luca.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we like Lucas boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Live in a car. He came from car.

[Abby (Bobby's manager/mom figure)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Then he worked again.

[Luke]

Binko.

[Bobby Lee]

Binko. We like that.

[Andrew Santino]

It actually was really fun. Good show.

[Bobby Lee]

Linko.

[Andrew Santino]

Luca Binko.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's your new name, dude. It's a little 19 orphan, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a 19 year old orphan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

From a famous car. From an Italian car.

[Luke]

Famous car, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think of the new Ferrari Ev?

[Andrew Santino]

I'VE never been a car guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Give Thomas a round of applause. Thank you.

[Tom]

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