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Episode: Acontece que no es poco | El gran carajal de la guerra de Marruecos (2): El primer incidente

Date: September 9, 2025
Host: Nieves Concostrina
Co-host: Carles Francino

Overview

This episode explores the messy origins and explosive first incidents of the Moroccan War (Guerra de Marruecos), a pivotal yet controversial chapter in early 20th-century Spanish history. Nieves Concostrina, with her characteristic irreverence and sharp wit, traces the roots of the war, uncovering the political, economic, and personal motivations that led Spain into conflict with the recalcitrant tribes of the Rif region. The conversation explains how self-serving oligarchs, politicians, and monarchs steered Spain into colonial disaster, and hints at the brewing unrest at home, foreshadowing the Semana Trágica de Barcelona.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Colonial “Carajal” Begins (00:29—02:57)

• After Spain lost the last of its empire at the close of the 19th century, it was granted a protectorate in the Rif (northern Morocco) by European powers at the Algeciras Conference in 1906.
• The area, rich in minerals, was to be exploited primarily for economic extraction.
• Nieves colorfully sums up the quick descent into chaos:
  • Quote:

    “Este gran carajal de la guerra de Marruecos tardó muy poquito en liarse.”
    (A, 00:58)

• The first major incident came in 1909, when armed Rif tribesmen attacked the railway construction transporting minerals. Several Spanish workers were killed.
• The Spanish military governor of Melilla, General José Marina, responded with outrage, labeling the attackers as “marroquíes desleales a la generosa nación española”—a phrase loaded with imperial irony, as Nieves observes the so-called generosity was about private gain for oligarchs, politicians, and the King himself.

2. International Context and Moroccan Agency (02:57—04:32)

• Carles asks about the Sultan of Morocco’s role. Nieves explains that while the Sultan agreed in international conferences, the fiercely independent Rif region (inhabited by Berbers) largely ignored his authority.
• Tribal leaders resisted both Sultan and Spanish rule, even as the Spanish paid them to "pacify" the region—an effort that failed repeatedly.

3. The Escalation: Military Mindset and Political Weakness (04:32—06:54)

• President Antonio Maura preferred a limited, “police” style response after the attack. But pressure from Melilla and the King pushed for military escalation.
• On July 9, 1909, General Marina ordered a chaotic retaliation, resulting in yet more casualties.
• Quote:

  “El general de Melilla, bueno, pues le convence que tiene que haber una respuesta contundente e inmediata… A los rifeños había que enseñarles quién mandaba en el Rif… El general Marina lo que hizo fue organizar una operación militar precipitada y mal planteada.”
  (A, 04:39)

• Reserve troops were hastily mobilized, especially in Catalonia, pulling family men into a war they didn’t understand for a cause that wasn’t truly theirs.

4. Growing Domestic Unrest and Social Inequality (07:20—10:46)

• The mobilization decree was met with outrage, especially as it targeted working-class reservists; wealthy families could pay for exemptions (initially 1500 pesetas, later 2000).

• Protests erupted at points of embarkation—Atocha station in Madrid, Tudela, Zaragoza, and Barcelona—where crowds cried: “Abajo la guerra. Que vayan los ricos, todos o ninguno.”

• Quote:

  “No iban todos los señores reservistas, iban los señores pobres, porque la legislación de reclutamiento permitía que las familias ricas… pudieran librar a sus hijos de ir a la guerra de Melilla pagando 1.500 pesetas.”
  (A, 07:54)

• Nieves shares period satirical songs capturing resentment:

  “Si te toca, te jodes, que te tienes que ir a la guerra del moro a que luches por mí, que tu madre no tiene 2.000 pesetas para ti.”
  (A, 08:55)

• Desperate conscripts tried everything to get out of fighting—self-inflicted wounds, catching venereal diseases, or finding “el tiro de suerte”.

5. The King's Eagerness for War (10:46—13:52)

• Alfonso XIII, just 23, is depicted as enthusiastic for war, seeking personal glory—described bitingly by Nieves:

  “Seguía siendo un pavo de 23 años que se creía que esto de la guerra era un juego. Era un soldadito que se hacía muchas fotos con muchos uniformes y muchas medallitas.”
  (A, 10:58)

• Official correspondences (discovered by Antonio Escudero) reveal the King pushed hard for escalation, despite government caution—cross-referencing with the French ambassador’s reports.

• The episode concludes this thread by stressing the disastrous consequences of the King’s “adventure”, foreshadowing the Semana Trágica (to be unpacked in the next episode):

  “Esa aventura del Borbón Alfonso XIII… fue el gran desastre español de una guerra que duró 18 años.”
  (A, 13:50)

• Another period song quoted satirically:

  “Melilla ya no es Melilla. Melilla es un matadero donde van los españoles a morir como corderos.”
  (A, 13:51)

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On the hypocrisy of class-based military conscription:

  “Los Cayetanos, los que siempre van con la patria en la boca y la banderita en la billetera, eran los que no querían servir a la patria y pagaban por no servirla.”
  (A, 09:12)

• Connecting the colonial adventure to global hypocrisy:

  “Los británicos tienen la cabeza metida en la tierra como los avestruz... fueron ellos los que autorizaron a unos depredadores israelíes a ocupar e instalarse en el hogar de otros.”
  (A, 01:53)

• On war as escapist pageantry for the monarchy:

  “Era un soldadito que se hacía muchas fotos con muchos uniformes y muchas medallitas, como hizo Juan Carlos, como ha hecho Felipe, como hace Leonor, que parece Barbie zarzuela con tanto estilismo militar.”
  (A, 11:01)

Important Segment Timestamps

• [00:29] – Series recap and big-picture setup for the episode
• [00:58] – Algeciras Conference context, Spanish “protectorate”, and mineral exploitation motives
• [02:57] – The role (or lack thereof) of the Moroccan Sultan and the resistance of the Rif tribes
• [04:39] – General Marina’s military blunder and government’s internal conflict
• [07:20] – Onset of domestic opposition; early unrest foreshadowing the Semana Trágica
• [08:30] – Class divides in conscription; popular resentment and resistance among the poor
• [10:58] – Alfonso XIII’s motivations and historian research on French-Spanish diplomatic correspondence
• [13:51] – Melilla as a “matadero”; closing the episode and previewing the next

Natural Tone & Style

Nieves Concostrina’s delivery is irreverent, direct, and laced with irony—she splices biting commentary with clever historical comparisons (“Barbie zarzuela con tanto estilismo militar”) and satirical verses, blending education with entertainment. The episode avoids glorification and closely examines the human cost and political hypocrisy behind the Moroccan War’s outbreak.

Next Episode Tease

The episode concludes by promising a deeper dive into the Semana Trágica de Barcelona—the dramatic, violent uprising that shook Spain and was directly linked to the unpopular Moroccan War draft.

This summary captures the essential historical context, vivid anecdotes, and signature tone of Acontece que no es poco for listeners seeking to understand the roots of Spain’s disastrous colonial conflict in Morocco.