My 2nd Favorite Running Back - Jazmin Gamble

Summary

Tosh Show: "My 2nd Favorite Running Back – Jazmin Gamble"

Date: September 9, 2025
Host: Daniel Tosh
Guest: Jasmine "Jazz" Gamble, LA Legends All-Pro Running Back & Linebacker

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Tosh Show, Daniel Tosh sits down with Jasmine Gamble, standout two-way player for the LA Legends women's tackle football team and the 2025 Offensive Player of the Year. They dive into Jasmine’s late-blooming football journey, women's pro football culture, injuries, the economics (or lack thereof) of the league, and the experience of playing a full-contact sport in adulthood. Along the way, Tosh brings his signature irreverent humor and tackles topics like pain tolerance, game rule quirks, female athletes’ pay, and wild celebration ideas.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jasmine's Football Path & “Starting Late”

• Jasmine's Background: Grew up in Bakersfield and the Bay Area, active in multiple sports as a kid (volleyball, basketball, track, gymnastics).
• Entry into Tackle Football at 30: “I started playing at 30 years old.” (16:22)
• Torn ACL at her first practice, didn’t get surgery right away, focused on fitness training until the itch to play grew.
• Her Motivation: “It was just missing being part of a team. Let’s see if you still got it.” (14:28)

2. Late Learners: The Unique Path of Women’s Football Players

• Most women join the sport in adulthood and lack the decade-plus training most men get:

  “These women are coming in playing at 30 years old… You’re coming in at 30, 31, learning a sport you’ve never played before.” (20:19 – Jasmine)

• On league progression: “If you saw some highlights from a couple seasons ago, you’d be like, ‘That’s not the same player.’” (20:38 – Jasmine)

3. Positions: Linebacker or Running Back?

• Jasmine plays both sides:
  • Linebacker: Likes controlling her aggression, feels safer.
  • Running Back: Loves stiff-arming, admits she usually seeks extra yards over stepping out of bounds.

  “I’m going for the gusto. Like, I don’t even care... That probably was the concussion, the first concussion.” (18:55, 19:15 – Jasmine)

4. Injuries, CTE & Pain

• Multiple concussions, rigorous (if still evolving) protocols:

  “They started a new protocol this last year where we had to download an app and do all these tests…” (19:39 – Jasmine)

• Recovery routines: ice baths (she hates them), staying active, and notably not relying on pain medication.
• Pain after a game:

  “Oh my God…Yes.” (31:11 – Jasmine, on feeling it post-game)

• On gendered pain comparisons:

  “My mom thinks everybody’s a pussy.” (05:25 – Tosh)

5. League Structure, Pay & Playing Conditions

• It’s “Pro,” But Nobody’s Paid:

  “It’s labeled as a professional sport, but you don’t get paid…Everyone’s a volunteer.” (22:52, 24:46 – Tosh & Jasmine)

• Players pay out-of-pocket for gear and travel; even medical bills for injuries.
• Tryouts & Team Makeup: About 33 on roster, tryouts in October.
• Games: Played at local high schools.
• Spectators: “Yeah, we do [have spectators].” (26:11 – Jasmine)
• League quirks: innovative rules, e.g., pick-six is a “pick-nine” (interception return = 9 points).

6. Culture & Perception

• Locker room banter is “absolutely” vulgar, just like men’s football.
• Discussion of female athletes’ pay/parity (WNBA), cheerleaders, gender/ race in other rec sports (Tosh’s dig at ultimate frisbee: “It’s a white people thing.” (24:05)).
• Tosh’s wry political barbs:

  “Have Republicans made standing for the national anthem or transgender athletes an issue for the league yet?” (30:38)

7. Personal Life, Training, and Career

• Jasmine owns a sports performance and personal training facility, trains teammates (including “the #2 running back in the league right under me” (35:41 – Jasmine)).
• Her clients: men complain less, and “get results” faster; tries to educate women about strength/muscle vs. skinny as the goal.
• Cost of personal training: $120/hr “high end”.

8. Game & League Details

• Unusual scoring and rules for women’s pro football (pick-9, variable extra points).
• Players can wear makeup, jewelry, but hair-pulling is legal and happens (“They definitely pulled me down all over the place.” (28:13))
• Season/travel: LA played in Seattle, San Diego, vs. Utah Falcons (“No, not the Sister Wives” – 34:00)

9. Future of Women’s Football

• No one is paid, but Jasmine is now sponsored by an energy drink (“Check out Octane Energy. My code is Jazz, J-A-Z-Z-09.” (46:10))
• Tosh pitches wild concepts for league fame (e.g., Taylor Swift buying the league; wild endzone celebrations; Hard Knocks-style docuseries).
• Jasmine’s goal: “Shooting for 150, 200 yards a game…Goal is a thousand [yards].” (46:51)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Tosh ribbing Jasmine about her last name:

  “Do you gamble?”
  “I do not.”
  “Are you allowed to gamble on your games? Not you personally. Am I allowed to gamble on them legally in Vegas?” (13:09)

• On toughness and injuries:

  “You gotta be able to cut exactly in football.” (17:45 – Tosh)
  “I can control that aggression [at linebacker].” (18:13 – Jasmine)

• On female athletes not getting paid:

  “Some people would say that this is a crime… But, like, I look at every week, down the street, there’s a park and these old dudes... play ultimate Frisbee. Nobody’s paying these idiots…” (23:23)

• On the Lingerie League:

  “Did you ever consider the Lingerie League?” “No… But we have actually a couple players on our team that came from that league.” (34:22)

• Tosh on cheerleaders:

  “Normally I find the cheerleaders just a horrible distraction, but now when there’s a male out there dancing, at least I start laughing.” (30:19)

• Jasmine on trash talk/vindictiveness:

  “No, I don’t. I play very clean and very fair… I know I’m strong and fast and I make an impact. I just leave it up to that.” (22:33)

• Tosh on NFL, women & the Browns:

  “I’m not going to do that thing where I ask if you think you could play against an NFL team and do well—we know that’s not a reality. But what about the Cleveland Browns?” (33:10; [a recurring Tosh Show gag])

• Jasmine’s football future:

  “I’m hoping that this is my last season…Last season was supposed to be my last season, but it went so well…” (45:46)

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Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• Jasmine Joins the Show: 12:36
• Discussing Entering Football at 30: 14:28–17:14
• Tackling & Concussions: 18:11–19:49
• Women’s Rookie Experiences: 20:19
• League Rules & Pick-Nine Explained: 26:53–27:18
• Payment and Out-of-Pocket Costs to Play: 22:52, 24:51
• Locker Room and Vulgarity: 32:02–32:13
• Future of the League – Taylor Swift Proposal: 40:05
• Jasmine’s Training Business: 35:17
• Gift Segment – Tosh Offers Jasmine His Peloton: 42:45
• End-of-Episode Plugs and Reflections: 51:23–54:14

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Tone and Style

Daniel Tosh’s signature blend of sarcasm, boundary-pushing humor, and genuine curiosity keeps the tone unpredictable and irreverent. Jasmine Gamble is game for the banter, answering with authenticity and optimism but stepping over Tosh’s more outlandish hypotheticals with grounded responses. The conversational style is loose but informative, providing listeners with an honest look at the realities of women’s professional tackle football, the sacrifices to play, and the joys of team sports—late start and all.

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Conclusion

Jasmine Gamble’s story epitomizes the grit and passion driving women’s tackle football, a sport with pro-level commitment but little infrastructure or compensation. Tosh shines an overdue spotlight on the culture, challenges, and personalities behind the game, using his wit to entertain but also to celebrate a league and a player deserving far more attention.

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Useful Listening Points

• 12:36 — Jasmine’s intro; “two-way powerhouse”
• 14:28 — Playing football for the first time at age 30
• 18:11 — Offense vs. defense, injury stories
• 22:52 — Why women’s football isn’t paid (“volunteer”)
• 26:53 — Unique league/scoring rules (pick-9)
• 32:02 — Locker room, trash talk, and on/off-field culture
• 46:51 — Jasmine’s goals for the year and her sponsorship plug

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For more on Jasmine or to watch women's pro football games:
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Transcript

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Daniel Tosh]

Hey guys, it's me, Daniel. Do me a solid. I don't ask for a lot, but like and subscribe to this podcast also. You could rate it highly. I would appreciate, maybe even write a review. Maybe we become best friends. I'm not gonna do that thing where I ask if you think you could play against an NFL team and do well. We know that's not a reality, but what about the Cleveland Browns? PA Tosh Show. Tosh show for show. Hello and welcome to another episode of Tosh Show. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. That was pretty good, wasn't it?

[Eddie]

That was slick.

[Daniel Tosh]

Thank you. How you doing, Eddie?

[Eddie]

I'm doing good.

[Daniel Tosh]

How are you? I'm a little exhausted.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Daniel Tosh]

Big week. My wife, you've heard of her? Yeah, she had a surgery this week. Wasn't cosmetic surgery. Although every time I'm like, hey, you're having a surgery. Can't we have somebody come in and do some physical touch ups? I mean, you're there already while you're under. It doesn't matter. Anyway, Finky did the surgery. Her obgyn.

[Eddie]

Hey, Finky.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, he's got. She's got polyps developing. I don't know if I'm allowed to even talk about this, to be honest. But anyway, he said he found a ton of stuff in her. It was no good. We did this, this surgery. I say we. I'm a part of it. We brought the whole circus and we got a hotel near the hospital. Since our house is, you know, an hour away, I figured let's just Stay right near the hospital. We can have a fun little two days of it. Then it was nice up until the surgery because you know how surgeries are. It's like flying commercial. They just delay you. Delay you. And then finally they do it. And then when she comes out, it's always like, oh, everything was way worse than we anticipated. They always think, oh, it's just a little surgery. It's nothing. And it's like, eh, here's. And I don't mean this in a bad way. A lot of times when people talk about women, they'll be like, oh, my God, they have babies. And if men had babies, there'd be no children in the world because we couldn't handle the pain. Okay, that's cute. It's not true, but whatever. Some people's threshold of pain is obviously stronger than others. My wife's is not high. She cannot handle pain. And when you come out of a surgery, what do you do? You tell the people that you're fine and you try to get dressed as quick as you can so you can get out of the hospital, right? Isn't that the goal?

[Eddie]

That's the mission.

[Daniel Tosh]

The goal is to get out of the hospital. Well, when my wife comes out, she's just, oh, it's just, oh, the pain. They're like, on a 1 to 10, what do you experience? 10, 10. They're like, well, we can give you some stronger stuff, but then you're gonna have to stay here another hour while we watch you. I need it. Oh, it's just. I'm like, oh, fuck, we're never gonna leave, you know? Meanwhile, I've got Panda watching the kids at the hotel room. I'm like, I wanted to get back and eat, you know? She hasn't been able to eat all day, so that meant I couldn't eat all day. I'm like sneaking a chomps stick in the bathroom. Whatever. The surgery was successful.

[Eddie]

Chomps in the bathroom.

[Daniel Tosh]

She was in so much pain, we couldn't leave. I'm just like, get it together for five minutes. And then you can go back to moaning like you're in the most excruciating pain once we're in the car and back in our hotel room. But, oh, it's just the worst. And you don't want to see the person that you love in any kind of pain. But the only way I can get her out of the hospital is I have to get mean to her. And I'm just like, fucking, let's go. Knock it the fuck off.

[Eddie]

Did you Guys get out.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, we get out after, like, four hours extra. Oh, it's just awful.

[Eddie]

How was the pain back at the hotel?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Horrible.

[Eddie]

Yeah, horrible either place, right?

[Daniel Tosh]

But the hotel, at least she's laying in bed. I've got cushions, I've pillows, a nice bathroom. I've got room service. I can get her anything she wants. I'm at her beck and call. I'll do anything for her.

[Eddie]

Your mom was a nurse. You know how to do that?

[Daniel Tosh]

My mom does. My mom thinks everybody's a pussy. I should check in on my mom. She's had quite. Quite a run lately. She's had her own medical stuff going on. Oh, I forgot. I forgot to check in on her. I should give her a call. Let's just see what's going on with Margo real fast.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Hello?

[Daniel Tosh]

Hey, what's up? Just checking in on your full recovery from all of your dental work.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, I know.

[Eddie]

I'm just beginning. I'm having a tooth pulled on Friday and he's gonna put stitches. He said it'll have to be stitches because it's gonna break apart. It's already had a root canal and it has a crown.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's your front teeth?

[Eddie]

Yeah, kind of in the front, bottom, right.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are we gonna see? Are we. Are you gonna look like a hillbilly?

[Eddie]

No, he said it won't even show.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That much because I got a lot of crowding down there anyway.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't smile much anyway.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Well.

[Eddie]

And when I smile, my top teeth show. But when I talk, you'll see. And he said if you don't put something in there, he said you probably wouldn't even need to. But he said you put your tongue.

[Jasmine Gamble]

In there and you'll.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. No one wants to hear about this. That's crazy.

[Eddie]

Watch John laugh. But I am here. How you doing, Sasha?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I'm fine.

[Eddie]

How are you? Eddie, I'm so sorry about your dad. Oh, thanks. You're welcome.

[Daniel Tosh]

Why does that make you laugh, Eddie?

[Eddie]

I just got, like, a little choked up, and I was trying to fight it. I didn't expect it. Thank you, though.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That's nice.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, well.

[Eddie]

But I'm okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

So.

[Eddie]

I'm okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

So it's just dental work? Nothing. Nothing else. Everything else is. Is fine.

[Eddie]

Everything else is fine. But I was in so much pain, Daniel. You don't know how bad it hurt.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, listen, I'm dealing with Carly, who was in so much pain. All these women in my life just constantly needing me to take care of them. And then Eddie reminded me that your training As a nurse is what prepared me for all this.

[Eddie]

Wonderful.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, I'm just. I'm glad that you're getting it all taken care of. How much are you going out of pocket, though? That's what I also worry about the financial implications.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm loaded. What better way to spend my money?

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, all good on you.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, check in later. Bye.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Love you.

[Daniel Tosh]

Love you. All right, she's loaded, you guys. She doesn't care about whatever co pay she's got to fork out. Anyway, my wife, she's doing great now. Now the downside to what they discovered in her body. This might have to get cut out too. So I'll find out. And then I want to bring up like, hey, that's great that you had this. This surgery done as well. You know, I guess technically I didn't have to get a vasectomy, so. So that was just for fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for that one, hun. But I guess, you know, if I ever accidentally got my wife pregnant, I could, I could talk her into whatever I want to happen in the fear is if you go outside of your marriage, you know, bang some hot strange, they get pregnant. Ooh. Much harder to control the situation. So I think, I think it is, it is for the best for everyone that I. That I took care of myself. Now I just go out firing willy nilly. Crazy guy out there, let's make a baby, you know, bangs people willy nilly. Pro athletes, football players. And today's guest I'm hoping is an exception. Enjoy. Fall is here and everyone is back to school, which means so many extra trips for drop offs and pickups to add to your trips for groceries, coffee, gas. It adds up fast. With the free Upside app, you can get cash back every time you fill up your car, grab a bite to eat, or stock up on essentials. I know what you're thinking. What about non essentials, Daniel? Well, you can get cash back on those purchases too. In fact, Upside has given back over 1 $1 billion to its users. What I'm trying to tell you is the more you spend with Upside, the more you will earn. See, there's a reason this is the number one financial advice podcast available for download. That can't be true. Is it? Hmm. There are over 100,000 gas stations, grocery stores and restaurants on the Upside app. So don't worry about setting it up to find out. Only works in two towns. Upside is giving back $1 billion to its users. To find out how much you can earn, download the free Upside app. And use promo code Tosh to get an extra $0.25 back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. That's an extra $0.25 BACK for every gallon in your first tank of gas using promo code Tosh. This episode of Tosh show is brought to you by Prize Picks. We all make decisions every day but on Prize Picks, being right can get you paid. Don't miss any of the excitement on Prize Picks where it's good to be right. Prize Picks is the best way to win cash this football season. Which players are going off? Which ones aren't? Time to put all your expertise to good use. Make your picks in less than 60 seconds and turn your takes into cash all season long on Prize Picks. I love football so why not cash in while watching it? I tour all across this great nation of ours, so one of my favorite things about Prize Picks is is that it is available in more than 40 states including California, Texas and Georgia. That's why I can be far from home and still have some skin in the game. Prize Picks is the best place to win cash while watching sports. Join millions of users and sign up now. Download the app today and use code tosh to get $50 in lineups after you play your first five dollar lineup. That's code tosh to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Prize picks it's good to be right. Okay, time for our weekly stand up comedy wrap up.

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[Daniel Tosh]

PA show. My guest today is a two way power bottom. I mean wait, my Guest is a two way powerhouse. A three time All Pro linebacker and running back, averaging over 10 yards per carry for LA's most exciting tackle football team. Please welcome LA Legends 2025 Offensive Player of the year, Jasmine Gamble. Jazz.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes. Thank you for having me.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you prefer Jazz or Jasmine?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It doesn't matter.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about Jazzy?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, that's fine too.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you okay with Jazzy? Yeah, I don't want to overstep.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, it's okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, Jazz is here now. Jazz, do you believe in ghosts? Question one.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, I believe in, like, spirit, so.

[Daniel Tosh]

I guess, yeah, you don't have to change your answer. I don't want to sway the witness.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I don't know if I believe in ghosts.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, good. We can continue. Check off normal. Your last name is Gamble?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you gamble?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I do not.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you allowed to gamble on your games? Not you personally. Am I allowed to gamble on them legally in Vegas?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Maybe.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can somebody find out if I can gamble on their league then? I want to talk to you about throwing a game.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

Just gotta cough it up a couple times.

[Daniel Tosh]

I just need you to Fumble more than 2.5 times. You grew up in Bakersfield, California?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I unfairly assume it was a shithole. And I only base that on the time that I've been there. And it was disgusting a little bit.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, it's not that bad.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's not.

[Jasmine Gamble]

It's not.

[Daniel Tosh]

I think I did a show there once and just an all out brawl took place in the audience.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, I think people think it's. I don't know what they think. They think it's nothing until that stuff happens and you're like, actually, it's a little ghetto.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Daniel Tosh]

But did you like Bakersfield?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I was there at a young age, so. And then I lived in the Bay Area.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you prefer the Bay Area over Bakersfield?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes. You do?

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, that's a. Listen, there's probably tons of people in Bakersfield that are like, I would never live in the Bay Area.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, no, true. My parents.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, what compelled you to want to play full contact tackle football at 31 years old?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think it was just missing being a part of a team and playing a sport. I've been in sports my whole life, but I hadn't been in a really long time. In my adulthood, I had just focused on fitness. So I think for me it was like, let's see if you still got it.

[Daniel Tosh]

What sports did you play growing up?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Volleyball. I played club volleyball. I was a gymnast. I played track, I played basketball. I Did all the things in high school.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's pretty impressive. I didn't do any of them, but I think I was on the pep rally, pep club or something like that. I cheered. I liked to cheer. See, I hated team sports.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Why?

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm not a good team player.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay, well, that makes sense. Okay, fair.

[Daniel Tosh]

I think I'm a naturally good athlete. I like playing almost all sports. I can throw a good football. I can play basketball. But I don't want to rely on other dipshits.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You know, I get that. I get it.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's not my thing. And I don't think I could listen to a coach say the same stupid thing over and over for years, especially if you're a professional athlete. I just can't imagine them saying anything that would be relevant in my brain in any way. It's like, what, you want us to score more points?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Duh. Right. I get it.

[Daniel Tosh]

I just. I just don't think I would. And then just some of the other players, they're just. Their. Their attitudes are so piss poor. I also like when they don't say it wasn't one play that cost us the game when it clearly is one. One play that always. It's like one idiot cost us the game.

[Eddie]

Like, we all threw.

[Daniel Tosh]

If you didn't fumble the ball on that one play, we would have won.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, no fair.

[Daniel Tosh]

They always say it's like a game of inches, but you know what? It's not a game of inches because they're randomly spotting the ball wrong. Constantly. I just. So you didn't go to some cool, progressive high school in California that had female tackle football?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Absolutely not. I started playing at 30 years old.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, wow.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. And tore my ACL. But, you know, that's.

[Daniel Tosh]

You tore your ACL before you played your first professional game?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes. Just going out to check out the sport and at a practice and I tore my acl.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's excruciating, right? It is like getting shot in the back of the leg.

[Eddie]

No, they said Achilles went like pop.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, that's the Achilles.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Achilles.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, sorry. Acl.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You still feel a pop, too, if you feel your knee and then it immediately swells and you can't really put pressure on it.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you didn't have a surgery. You said. You said, I'm not going to.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Immediately, yeah, immediately.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, you're like, just, my career's over in this. This.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I had never played it, so I was like, okay. You know, I'm a fitness professional. And my thing was, as long as I can teach people how to Squat and do the basic things, then I'll be okay. But then when I decided I wanted to play, then I said, you should probably go get the surgery.

[Daniel Tosh]

Wait, wait, can you. When these are things. I don't know. I'm not the smartest person. Okay. You tore your acl or ruptured, which is. It tore. It was a complete torture to your acl. You can just elect not to have surgery and live out your life with a torn acl?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yep. Will it heal the actual ligament? No, it's just gone. But you can move without acl. You just can't do, like, cutting and quick lateral stuff. Those are the things that they warn you about.

[Daniel Tosh]

You gotta be able to cut exactly in football. Do you enjoy watching football?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I do now that I play it.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you didn't prior.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Not really.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know a lot of players that don't enjoy watching football.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. Maybe because I didn't really get, you know, the scheme around it, but now I understand it, so I look at it differently.

[Daniel Tosh]

You play offense and defense?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I do.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, man. Now, which position do you like playing more, running back or linebacker?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I like them both for different reasons. Linebacker I love because that's where I started. And I feel like you get to have more control of your aggression. Running back, you just get hit every play. It doesn't matter. But it's fun because I stiff arm a lot of people. And so there's that. There's like this, like, ah, yeah, I can run faster than you. Or, ah, you tried to tackle me, you couldn't get me down. So there's that for running back. But linebacker, there's more. Like, I can control that aggression. I can control the impact. So kind of safer on linebacker. So I probably would say linebacker is my favorite.

[Daniel Tosh]

When you're running back, do you. Do you choose to step out of bounds or do you head down and get the extra yard or two?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I would love to say out of bounds, but film would say otherwise. I definitely am going for the gusto. Like, I don't even care. I've gotten hit several times, like, right at the end, and they're like, you should have just stepped out. And I'm like, yeah, no, I was like, three yards away.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, no, yeah, that's.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That probably was the concussion, the first concussion.

[Daniel Tosh]

How hard are you hitting in this league? I mean, do women get carted off the field sometimes?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've had a couple of concussions.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, I'm 100% on board with women's tackle football because I believe there's no reason women shouldn't get to experience cte. Also, is there a CTE crisis in your league, or are you guys even allowed to talk about it?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, it's not a crisis, but we do. They started a new protocol this last year where we had to download an app and do all these tests through the app.

[Daniel Tosh]

So if you can download an app, you don't have a concussion?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Well, I mean, like, before, it's a good.

[Eddie]

That's a good test.

[Daniel Tosh]

So people are. I mean, you're. You're blowing people up in this league.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Daniel Tosh]

I've seen some of your. Your stiff arms, some. Some highlights. Now, is it safe to say that your league is safer due to the poor fundamentals of some of these girls tackling ability? Because I've watched you juke people, and literally, I've watched them just fall down.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, these women are coming in playing at 30 years old. You know, like, boys start playing football at five, you know, so there's a longer period of time of, like, setting that foundation, you know, like, up for them. And so you're coming in at 30, 31, learning a sport that you've never played before. Yeah, it takes just. It takes time to develop. If you saw some highlights from a couple seasons ago, you'd be like, that's not the same player. I was. Not good. I was missing tackles. Yeah. Like, just because you're just learning, you know, how to play the game, are.

[Daniel Tosh]

You good enough to be in the Olympics? Flag football?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I haven't played flag, so I. I can't say that.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you interested?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Ooh. But it's in Los Angeles.

[Jasmine Gamble]

It is.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hold on now. I'm starting to disagree with everything you're.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Saying, but I would train an athlete.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. That is down the road in forever. That can be today and forever. Yeah, but getting you in the Olympics.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, this is great. And finally, somebody from Bakersfield. Are you a good sport on the field, or do you get hate?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I am.

[Daniel Tosh]

You get hate in the heart at all?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, I'm a really good sport.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about vengeful? Do you just, like, blow somebody up?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, actually.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about. When do you get hurt?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I do sometimes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Like. Like, what I mean by that is, like, if you hit me, like, I'll go, ow. Do you ever cry?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, no, no, I don't cry, but I do get hit hard and sometimes, like, injured kind of. But for me, it's just fuel. Like, okay, that was a good one. Next. Next play. It's all.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're wired different. That's all it is. Cause I've watched it. I've. You know, I can come to tears pretty quickly. Like, if I'm just like watching tv and out of nowhere my son just run and jumps on my stomach. Like, sometimes I'll.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You're gonna.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, not. I'll cry and I'll almost. Like, I'm like about. I'll look at my hand, I'll ball up a face.

[Jasmine Gamble]

The reflex.

[Daniel Tosh]

Like, I'm gonna punch him. I. I've never punched him, but. Well, one time I threw. One time I threw him across the room, but that's because he bit me in the small of the back as a young child. And my instinct was just to get whatever that was off of me. And he. I flung him a bit. My wife saw. She, you know, she didn't report it. Do you trash talk or.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, I don't. I'm a very, like, I play very clean and very fair one because I really don't like to see people get hurt. I've been hurt, so I know what that feels like. So I don't want to hurt anybody, but I know that I'm strong and I know that I'm fast and I know that I will make an impact. So I. I just leave it up to that.

[Daniel Tosh]

Talk about the money in female professional football. It's labeled as a professional sport, but you don't get paid.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you think you spend to.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Play a full season for someone's rookie season? You're probably spending close to a couple grand.

[Daniel Tosh]

Why do you have to spend more when you. Oh, you're about just the investment into it. Yeah.

[Jasmine Gamble]

And the equipment. Because you don't. You've never had a helmet pads.

[Daniel Tosh]

You have to buy your own helmet.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Now. We have sponsorships, so we get discounts, but yeah, we're still responsible.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now, some people would say that this is a crime. Other people be like, well, they're not making, you know, they're not drawing a lot of revenue. So it's not. But like, I look at every week down the street, there's a park and these old dudes. And by old, I mean anywhere from 20 to 50, they play ultimate Frisbee.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

And it's just the dumbest thing in the world. And they. And they, you know, they have their jerseys and they're competitive and they count when one person has to throw. I don't know if you know how to play ultimate Frisbee. It's dumb. It's a white people thing. It's stupid. I think it's a white people thing.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I don't play ultrasound.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, that doesn't mean that it's not. But you don't see a lot of women and you don't see a lot of people of color playing. That's my observation now. I've never played either, but, you know, they have to. One, two. You have to throw it before they get to five. It's just. It's basically like football. You have to get the Frisbee over the end zone on each. My point is, nobody's paying these idiots, and they're always getting hurt, and no one's watching it. So it's like. I'm like, okay, well, this is your outlet. This is something. This is a much more organized, fun version of what these douchebags are doing. Does anybody get paid?

[Jasmine Gamble]

All volunteer. The owner pays for, like, the coaches to travel and things like that. But yeah, it's volunteer.

[Daniel Tosh]

If you get hurt during the season in a game or practice, are you on the hook for all the medical.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

They don't. They don't cover anything.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Nope.

[Daniel Tosh]

You sign your life away, basically.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Basically.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you allowed to date players or coaches?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I don't think you can date, like, while you're in season or like, if you guys were together before, you have to let them know.

[Daniel Tosh]

Makes no sense to me. Makes no sense to me if you're not. Well, if you're not paying. First of all, I've never understood anything where you're not allowed to date people that you work with.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now that. Maybe because. Maybe because I broke that agreement probably at my job, every chance I had. But in general, I just think that's a. Like, you hear, like, football players in the NFL can't date the cheerleaders. And then I used to hear stories of Troy Aikman just banging all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. And they all would have to, like, get. They would get let go every week once they found out that they had hooked up with them.

[Jasmine Gamble]

They would get let go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. Oh, they're not going to fire the star quarterback.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

They let Troy Aikman go.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Why not?

[Daniel Tosh]

You think the cheerleader should have stayed and you get rid of Troy Aikman?

[Jasmine Gamble]

That's crazy.

[Daniel Tosh]

The guy won two Super Bowls for him, didn't he?

[Jasmine Gamble]

He's the problem. No. Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

By the way, some people do watch your games. You have spectators?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, we do.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's played at a high school.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, we. Oh, gosh.

[Eddie]

Warren High.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Warren High.

[Daniel Tosh]

San Diego Chargers used to play at a high school when they first Started as an NFL team, but now I think they've graduated. By the way, your games are available to watch on. Victory. Plus, you know where you can't watch games? You can't watch any of those dumb guys playing Frisbee down the street counting in each other's faces. Oh, I would say way above that. How many games you play as a season. You guys made it to the finals last year.

[Jasmine Gamble]

The playoffs.

[Daniel Tosh]

The playoffs. Okay. And that was the first time the LA team has made it to the playoffs. There are some different rules. For instance, the extra point can be in increments of 1, 2 or 3 depending on how far away you kick it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Then the thing that I. Instead of a pick six, you guys have a pick nine.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That just changed this last season. Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

It makes it more competitive for sure.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, yeah, you pick somebody off and take it to the house.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Nine points. Do you also get to kick an extra point after that?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

I was going to say because we could tack on to 12 points.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

No tide swing.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

At some point does a. Does a basketball goal from 50ft high come down and if you make it into that you get extra. All right, now that's silly. But the pick nine, that really punishes other teams for having a shitty quarterback.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

That would single handedly end Kurt Cousins NFL career if the NFL had he.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Had such a bad season.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, it's no good. Do you guys get penalized if you take your helmet off on the field?

[Jasmine Gamble]

If it comes off on the field, we have to take a playoff.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, you do? So that's like college football. Are girls wearing makeup on the field?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Some, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about jewelry?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Some. Yes, like chains and stuff. I usually.

[Daniel Tosh]

A lot of players wear chains. I've never, I've never understood that. But then players try to pull. What about hair pulling?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh yeah, that. That happened to me last year.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you allowed? Are they allowed to.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yep. Are they part of uniform? I mean if you're trying to tackle somebody like me, I understand.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do they. Do you. Do you put in a braid? Do you tuck it into your jersey?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Usually I would tuck it but the last couple games I didn't. I let it just flow and they definitely pulled me, pulled me down all over the place.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's weird because a horse collar tackle is such a illegal move. Yeah, but yanking somebody by their hair is not.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, that's interesting too.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about celebrations? Are you allowed to do anything you want celebrating wise?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, we can.

[Daniel Tosh]

How about this? How about one of you Guys, get in the end zone, okay. And pretend you're giving birth. And then have the football come out, and then have somebody pick up the football, rock it, and then have somebody else grab it and spike it. And then everybody goes, oh, no. And then people start protesting. What are you doing? And then you start screaming, my body, my choice. It's just. I don't know.

[Eddie]

It's pretty fun. It's a pretty awesome.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's a celebration.

[Jasmine Gamble]

The first part, I was like, okay, cool. It was the spike. He lost me at the spike.

[Daniel Tosh]

I didn't think it through.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Fair.

[Daniel Tosh]

How many people are on your team this season?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think we had, like, 33 on the roster.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are there tryouts?

[Jasmine Gamble]

There are.

[Daniel Tosh]

And do people not make the team?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

When are the tryouts?

[Jasmine Gamble]

So this year's tryouts, I think, are October 18th.

[Daniel Tosh]

October 18th. Yeah. Let's get some people to come out there. I don't think my wife should do it. She has a bleeding disorder, and she's. Well and she's. And she's pretty small, not very strong, and I wouldn't consider her athletic. And I'm certain that she would cry on the first physical contact, let alone if there was any emotional confrontations. She also hates football, doesn't like to watch it or hates that I watch it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Please don't suggest that she comes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Listen, I've dated people that love football, and I've dated people that don't like football. I'll be honest with you. My preference is that you don't like it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Jasmine Gamble]

So you can watch it by yourself.

[Daniel Tosh]

I enjoy it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Got it.

[Daniel Tosh]

But I've never played. Like, I've played. I have one memory of, like, a highlight reel where I. I did something good with the football. Do you guys have male cheerleaders?

[Jasmine Gamble]

We don't. We don't have any cheerleaders, actually.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, we probably need.

[Daniel Tosh]

Would you be interested? Oh, yeah, that could be something.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That would be something.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know, there's one male cheerleader right now in Minneapolis. The Vikings have a male cheerleader, and a lot of people give them group. I couldn't be happier because normally I find the cheerleaders just a horrible distraction, but now when there's a male out there dancing, at least I start laughing. I'm like, ah, look at this guy.

[Jasmine Gamble]

He's really good. I saw him before.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, really, if you can learn the moves, who cares? I say, have Republicans made standing for the national anthem or transgender athletes an issue for the league yet?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, when they do, that's when you'll know you've made it when that becomes.

[Jasmine Gamble]

We want those problems.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yes. Once that becomes a talking point. Are you addicted to pain pills?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's it feel like after a game where it was pretty physical?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, my God.

[Daniel Tosh]

Does it?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you do to recover?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Like ice baths.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you really do ice baths?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Not often, but I do do them.

[Daniel Tosh]

They're cold, aren't they?

[Jasmine Gamble]

They're extremely cold. I hate ice baths.

[Daniel Tosh]

I've. I've never done one, technically, but I've done polar plunges in. In cold, freezing water that. Up north, but that's it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Those are terrible, too.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. But I don't stay in them for like. I jump in and jump out. People stay in them for like 15 minutes.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, yeah. No, I have like a 30 second max and then I'm like, get me out of here.

[Daniel Tosh]

And that helps the healing. For real?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It does. And just movement. A lot of people don't move, but I move. I'll probably go work out the next day and then I feel better.

[Daniel Tosh]

You like to run?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

You ever ran a marathon or anything?

[Jasmine Gamble]

A half marathon?

[Daniel Tosh]

That's not really a marathon, is it?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Nope.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. The locker room. Talk about the smells.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, there's a lot of them.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are female football players just as vulgar as male football players?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Vulgar? Absolutely.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, so you guys are saying horrible things.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you think a woman will ever make it into the NFL?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I don't think that that's going to happen. I don't.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, yeah. I have no idea. I think it would be fun if they made it mandatory that women return punts.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Return punts?

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I would say maybe kick.

[Daniel Tosh]

See, the kicking is always. I'm always like, okay, well, then if they make it in the league, everybody's like, yeah, it was the kicker. Some fluke chick that could kick like crazy.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know they were talking about in the NFL for a while there that the special teams was only played by people on the spectrum, but I don't know if it. I don't know if that's true. I think so. I think they wanted or they're. They. Were they toying with that or no?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, yeah.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, my God.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, no, that's not Jazzy. That's not true.

[Jasmine Gamble]

He learned something new every day.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, that.

[Eddie]

Wouldn't mind you walking around telling people that, though.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Exactly.

[Daniel Tosh]

Feel free to spread that rumor. I'm not going to do that thing where I ask if you think you could play against an NFL team and do well, we know that's not a reality. But what about the Cleveland Browns?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Maybe.

[Daniel Tosh]

Will anybody be able to stop Texas Elite Spartans this season?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Next season? I hope, too. Yes. It was actually our first year playing them this year, so we had. Had never played like any of the east coast or the south team. So that was a nice experience.

[Daniel Tosh]

Where do you guys travel?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It just depends. So this last season we went to Seattle, San Diego, and was it Utah?

[Daniel Tosh]

Utah.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Utah came to us.

[Daniel Tosh]

The Utah has a team?

[Jasmine Gamble]

They do.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are they called the Sister Wives?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, the Falcons.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, my fault. Poor research over here.

[Jasmine Gamble]

They're actually really nice.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, of course they're nice. They're trying to recruit you.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Fair.

[Daniel Tosh]

Stay away. Did you ever consider the lingerie league?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Uh, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is it still around?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It's not, but we have actually a couple players on our team that came from that league.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did they age out?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, they're actually really good still.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Do they ever forget which uniform to wear and come to come to practice dressed all slutty and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, that's good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you think WNBA players should get paid more?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

I do too. I mean, now they're making money. Now you say, oh, but they. They used to lose tons of money and the league wrote it off. But I say, why are today's players being punished for poor numbers? You know, the NBA players today don't get punished for salaries. Back when there was a peach basket, I don't know how basketball started, but I think that's.

[Eddie]

That's the story.

[Daniel Tosh]

I think there was a basket involved. What do you do for a living to offset the football career?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I own a training facility. I'm a sports performance trainer and a personal trainer for the general population.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you force your teammates to train with you?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Force is a.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know what I'm saying? Manipulate it. I mean, cut them a little deal.

[Jasmine Gamble]

But I do give them a deal if they decide to train with me. But yeah, I mean, they. They see the benefit. I trained the number two running back in the league right under me, so.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, wow.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You know, there's.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you don't give them. You don't give her all.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I do. I make her the number one because I'm the teacher.

[Daniel Tosh]

Get her up. Someday the student will become the teacher.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Absolutely. Not last year, but maybe this season.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're a beast in the gym. Are dudes intimidated by you?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think so.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do they ever try to correct your form?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Some.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you serious?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's funny.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. And then they follow me on Instagram. They're like, oh, she does this for a Living. Never mind. We should train sometime.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, I've never even asked this question. What's it cost to hire a personal trainer?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It ranges.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, quote me. A high end and a low end.

[Jasmine Gamble]

A high end would be, like, maybe $120 an hour.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Do I have to go there or do they come to my place?

[Jasmine Gamble]

That depends. 120 would be for the hour, and then people might charge you for, like, a travel fee.

[Daniel Tosh]

Mm, yeah. All right. If you were training an individual person, how often do they need to work out or do this and how many times a week?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I'm going to say minimum. Three.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Minimum three. I love the words minimum.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. Minimum three. And then I would say max. Like five. You need rest. You need, like.

[Daniel Tosh]

And then how. How long each time you work out? One hour.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's it?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. About 45 minutes to an hour. You can get a lot done in 45 minutes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Sure. I. Listen, if I worked hard every day for 45 minutes, my career would be so much further than it currently is. You see how small this place is?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It's cute.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh. Do you prefer to train men or women, or do you not care?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I don't care.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, but who do you prefer?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Men don't complain as much.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. I mean, that's a fair thing.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, they don't complain as much.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about results? Who's easier to get results with?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Probably men as well, just because the variables are different.

[Daniel Tosh]

What kind of results are women coming in for?

[Jasmine Gamble]

A lot of them, like, just want to get skinnier. Until I educate them, that. That's not what we're going for. We want them to build muscle, and we want them to get stronger. And then when they start seeing those things and they're. They're sold, and they're like, yeah, I want to be a buff mommy.

[Daniel Tosh]

And I'm like, yeah, I've always wanted to get ripped. I've always been a very skinny person. I refuse to work out, and I also refuse to eat right. Oh, well, okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

But I like. I like to. I'm active.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That's a start.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's the only upside.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

I just want to do steroids and achieve the results. Will that happen or no?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I mean, if you choose to do steroids.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, even if I don't. But do I have to work out still? See, that's the problem. I feel like you have to do steroids. You need to work out. I've never done. I'm 50 years old. You have to understand, I'm 50. I shouldn't start now.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You look good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Thank you.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Just saying.

[Daniel Tosh]

Jazzy. Jazzy gets a win right there.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Don't do steroids, though, all right?

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm not going to do steroids. I'm not. Because I've waited this long. So. Yeah, I just want to have a good body once in my life. But I see athletes do it all, or people or actors do it all the time to transform their body, but I'm always at home making fun of them. So I don't want to be the person.

[Jasmine Gamble]

You don't want to be that person. No one will even care, honestly.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know. You know who will care? There's one person that will care.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Who?

[Daniel Tosh]

My wife. And she'll love it. Well, I should do it for her, but I don't want her to get what she wants.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Whoa. That's terrible. I know.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's not. Well, whatever. You think, she has the exact body that I want. Who's ringing? That's you.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Is that me?

[Daniel Tosh]

That's you. Jazzy's ringing. Hold on. This could be an agent. This could. You don't have to apologize. Oh, you're getting traded. You're off to Texas. Oh, Jazzy's going to Texas. Answer the phone. You're going to Texas.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, God, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are there trades in the league?

[Jasmine Gamble]

It is a teammate, though.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh. Do you guys have a cool thing that you put your hands in and say, like, fuck them up?

[Jasmine Gamble]

We do fuck them up. We have a chant. Don't ask me what it is, because I don't know.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, no, we don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

Your chance.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Well, because they just created it, like, right before one of our games. I don't know. I don't know it. It's cute, though.

[Daniel Tosh]

I have an idea to make this league profitable right now.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Taylor Swift buys the league. Okay, hear me out. Then every concert that she does, it's you guys play the first half of the game before her concert as the opening act. Then she's the halftime, which is a two hour performance, and then you guys play the second half at the end.

[Jasmine Gamble]

That's like a five hour event.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I know. Oh, but it'd be. We get some eyeballs on it. We get some eyeballs on it.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Taylor Swift. We would.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, that'd be nice. Would you want to own your football team?

[Jasmine Gamble]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Absolutely not.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't think there's any upside like this could take off in years to come?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, I think it could. I just don't want to own a team.

[Daniel Tosh]

Should I get into that? Is that an interesting field?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes, yes, actually.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think so.

[Daniel Tosh]

As an owner, you know what I would fight for right away? I would have a hard knock season produced around the team, because I think that would be. And I'm not. I don't care if somebody steals this idea. Do it for. Do it for the team. Do it for the girls. I say that would be just as interesting and compelling to watch female athletes in full contact football. And get Liv Shriver. He'll do it. Isn't he a good guy?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

This season on Hard Knocks, the Legends.

[Eddie]

Face their toughest opponent yet.

[Daniel Tosh]

Las Vegas.

[Eddie]

But as physical as the Silver Stars.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are, they are no match for Legends running back Jasmine Gamble, who proves to be unstoppable. Everyone's on. The show gets a gift. It's just stuff that I find around my house that I don't want anymore. Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now for your gift. The first thing that I'm giving you, okay, is my Miami Dolphins jersey. Okay. Because I want you to consider. Consider cheering for the Dolphins in the future. Okay. As a backup team to your Lions.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

There you go. But that's the Tosh jersey.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, yay.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's nice. You get that? Okay. Then this company. Throw that on the floor. I do not like stuff on my desk. Jazz, this is Mando. They sent me a bunch of stuff. It's deodorants and wipes, and you're supposed to put it all over your body. Plus.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, my God, they're good. I have Lumi.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, well, now you have Mando.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Got it.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't like. Here's Mando. Listen, if you want to pay me to plug this shit, I'll do it properly, all right? There's a bunch of wipes. You give that to somebody.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

They sponsored us last week.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, they sponsored us. Okay. Amanda, thank you for sponsoring us. And thank you for giving. Hold on, I got another gift. Carl, stay here, buddy. I don't think I can get this on my desk.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now. Now you're saying to yourself.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I was like, that's not going to fit in my Tesla.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, here's. It comes with weights for the back of the seat.

[Jasmine Gamble]

It's that one. Hold on.

[Daniel Tosh]

This is. This is the mat that it comes. It comes with. It's a peloton. Oh, okay, that. Hold on. What are these? These are not probably gonna fit you, but you give them to somebody. These are the shoes that it came with.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay? Oh, these are so big.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, yeah, I know, but they were for me. Okay, hold on. This is earbuds. You don't want that.

[Eddie]

There's some earbuds.

[Daniel Tosh]

Don't put that in your ear without cleaning it. All right? Okay. I'm just telling you. Here's more shoes.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay?

[Daniel Tosh]

Here's the thing with this peloton, okay? I've already told you that my workout routine is non existent. My brother and his wife bought this for me to put in my house in Tahoe. I don't want it. Okay? But they bought it for us as a gift because she likes to use the peloton, so when she would come visit, there would be a peloton there. My wife hates it. She doesn't like it. Now we have to have a membership, right? And my wife doesn't know how to do things. So now it's never canceled. I'm positive. You plug that in, you're gonna get a free membership. Cause my wife is still churning this thing out. We've never used. We've used it prob. Three times. And it sat in our house for two years, maybe four years. I don't know how long it's. But it's. It's been used two or three times. I don't know. You put it in your studio somewhere. Somebody. We'll get it brought over to your place. Don't you worry about it. But you're gonna have to get all this. Get this off my desk. There's so much stuff. Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

The shoes, I don't know. You give those to a client that wears a 12. Jay, you got any clients right now that are wearing twelves? I bet you do. Hey, you became a Lions fan while watching their season of Hard Knocks. Now, so would you say that that's your favorite team in the NFL?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I love seeing them play.

[Daniel Tosh]

I do, too, Now.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah, now.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you had to suffer through like a hundred years of them being awful. The problem with Hard Knocks is whoever they profile, you kind of like them. They do such a good job of making the teams likable.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Agreed. Also, I like their coach. Dan Campbell is great.

[Daniel Tosh]

You want to know where he got his first head coaching job? Miami. The Dolphins made him an interim head coach for a while, so we gave him the platform to become a head coach.

[Jasmine Gamble]

So you like him?

[Daniel Tosh]

I didn't think he was right.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

He's done well in Detroit, but I'm not into a coach that is doing up downs with the players.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay, but see, I like that. Sure, because you can showcase your talent, too. And you're yelling at us, telling us what to do, and you can do it yourself.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. I like our current head coach who can't do anything. He's just an Ivy League ner. He's like, don't worry.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's more my style. The peak years for an NFL running back are anything before the age of 28. Oh, well, do you. Are you worried about how long you're gonna go?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I'm hoping that this is my last season.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Last season was supposed to be my last season, but it went so well.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't know how to hang it up.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I mean, I got, like, sponsorships, and so it was kind of like, that's crazy. To not play another year.

[Daniel Tosh]

Good for you. All right, well, then I wish. I just hope that it's a good year.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

A safe year.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I heard you're sponsored by an energy drink.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Go ahead and give them a free plug in that camera.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Check out Octane Energy. My code is Jazz. J, a, Z, Z, 0, 9.

[Daniel Tosh]

Look at that. She's got a code. I didn't even. That wasn't even rehearsed. She didn't even know that was coming. Look at her. What's your prediction for this year's season or your team? Do you guys think you're going to go undefeated?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I'd hope, sure.

[Daniel Tosh]

We'd all hope. You think it'd be better this year or worse this year?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think we're going to be better this year for sure.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that definite? You have a new head coach?

[Jasmine Gamble]

We do. We have a completely new coaching staff.

[Daniel Tosh]

How many people are coaching the team?

[Jasmine Gamble]

I think six, five or six.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's an actual staff?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Yeah. Each position has a coach, and that's something we've never had before.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your goals for this season on the field?

[Jasmine Gamble]

You know, I'm shooting for 150, 200 yards a game because I got pretty. I mean, some of the games I got really close. So, I mean, I left the season at 549 yards. The goal is a thousand.

[Daniel Tosh]

What new sport will you try when you're in your 40s?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Good question. Oh, I think I'm gonna go back and play volleyball.

[Daniel Tosh]

I love volleyball.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Me, too.

[Daniel Tosh]

I love watching volleyball.

[Jasmine Gamble]

A lot of people like watching volleyball.

[Daniel Tosh]

It hurts when you hit it. So I don't like that.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Okay. So you wouldn't play?

[Daniel Tosh]

No, no, I don't want to play. And beach volleyball is too much.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Work hard. That's so hard.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's too much court to cover.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Way too much in the sand. I don't know why they do that either. Yeah, some sports I don't understand. I know people probably think the same thing about women playing football, but, well, that's just.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's the same sport. It's just a different gender that playing. So that doesn't seem hard to wrap your head around.

[Jasmine Gamble]

But a lot of people don't know. So I'm glad that you had me on here so people can know that we do play.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, Jazzy, all the best. Thank you for being on the show.

[Jasmine Gamble]

Thank you so much for having me. Thank you.

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Alex]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Alex]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Daniel Tosh]

PA show. I want to thank Jazz for being on the show and I hope that she becomes the 2025, 2026 MVP.

[Eddie]

You're here.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. By the way, bringing lugging that peloton here was horrible. Pete came over and he helped me load it up in the Rivian. Pete's driving a Subaru. Okay. Like tosh0days. But then he's like, he drove the peloton up here in my truck. And he's like, when you're ready, because I wasn't dressed yet. He's like, just meet me up at the studio. So I jump into his Subaru, which used to be my old Subaru Anyway, we've talked about this before. Pete being ashamed of his heritage. You get into his Subaru, just a good Jewish boy. What is he listening to? He listens to Christian gospel music. I took a photo.

[Eddie]

Wait, I'm confused.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's so bizarre. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know why he's appropriating my culture. This was the song that was on when I got in his car. It was God Be the Glory by we are the Messengers.

[Eddie]

What's happening?

[Daniel Tosh]

What?

[Eddie]

What?

[Daniel Tosh]

On a cd, you're just not. He listens to terrestrial radio because he's all, you know, life hack. Pete doesn't ever pay for anything extra, which goes back to his.

[Eddie]

I mean, it could.

[Daniel Tosh]

So he's listening to FM radio. He finds a channel that plays gospel music, and he listens to it, and not ironically. And then he says it's because it makes him feel. It's so positive and uplifting, but it's not. I don't get it. Why do you listen to it, Pete?

[Eddie]

Uplifting? I mean, the hymnals are just like.

[Jasmine Gamble]

No, no, it's.

[Eddie]

It's Christian rock.

[Jasmine Gamble]

It feels good.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's not rock. It's not Christian rock. It is straight gospel music. That is. It is like church. Just Sunday church music. Must have changed the station. I don't. I didn't touch it. How many presets do you have of gospel rock?

[Eddie]

I guess that's two.

[Daniel Tosh]

I always think that it's just a bit, and then it's, like, always on, and I'm like, this is so nuts.

[Eddie]

Do a shout out For K love 100.3.

[Daniel Tosh]

K love 100.3. The fact that he knows they're. He's gonna get some free swag.

[Eddie]

Oh, Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

K love 100.3. We're listening to you whether we want to or not. Yeah. Pete shoving his Christian, Jewish views down our throats.

[Eddie]

It's a confusing view.

[Daniel Tosh]

Still. The Old Testament. Those songs are New Testament. Oh, well, let's be clear. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns. Anyway, speaking of plugs the toss. Showstore.com. we got some tours coming up. Eddie's tour, my tour. I'm doing Vegas, Monterey, Santa Cruz, San Francisco. I'm going back to San Francisco, one of my favorite cities, if not my favorite city, to perform. And I did. I did my first hour special in San Francisco. That's not true. I did my first hour special in Orange County. I did my second in San Francisco. I love that place. All I do when I'm There. Anyways, I just spend time walking around the wharf with my bread bowl of chowder. And then I jump on the trolley and I just start trying to sing the Rice a Roni jingle.

[Eddie]

That's all he does, dude. It's crazy.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's all I do. Then I go get my fixed wheel bike and I just practice catwalking. You know what else do I do?

[Eddie]

You like to get the Alcatraz.

[Daniel Tosh]

I walk around with my Dodgers cap on and just go, let's go, Dodgers. See if I can get people to start the chant. And then I get it out my kayak and just try to go catch some fly balls. Well, that's it for those plugs. Come see me in San Francisco. Amanda, my wife's cousin, still looking for her to find love. Put the phone number up, let people call in. Some of the calls are getting better. We're starting to get some serious contenders. You got any for me to listen to today? Eddie Quarters.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Is this the free wife line? I was calling for free wife.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I won't bother you on vacation or.

[Daniel Tosh]

Talk to you at all, really.

[Jasmine Gamble]

I'm just go for free. Thanks.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are these the people that are listening to this show? That guy just said, I'm calling for the free wife. Is this the free wife line? And she's not a free wife, guys. First I've said she's into horses. That's the furthest thing away from free. She's going to cost you an arm and a leg. Four. Four. I mean, is that guy. Do we get. Let that guy have a chance? I don't think so. That's not the right energy. All right.

[Eddie]

You gotta bring some more energy.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, you gotta make me want to. To find out who you are. I can tell a lot from a voicemail. When's the last time you left a voicemail?

[Jasmine Gamble]

Oh, wow.

[Daniel Tosh]

I. I certainly won't leave a voicemail.

[Eddie]

Sometimes I'll sing for, like, two minutes. No, you sing just to really make it horrible. Why not?

[Daniel Tosh]

Don't sing on mine because I'm not listening. I just delete it and call you back.

[Eddie]

You're not gonna listen to the song?

[Daniel Tosh]

No, I don't listen. I don't listen to what people leave. My voicemail. I can see that. They called. That's all the information I need. Unless you're letting me know that I've got some outstanding tax debt that I need to pay. Rarely will I call back quickly with all the information you need.

[Eddie]

You will give it up.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I give everything up. Remember that time you tricked Leif into giving you all his personal information on the phone.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but it worked because he was expecting a call from the ir. So we're in the meeting and I just kept calling. I put my thing to that.

[Daniel Tosh]

That doesn't. I don't like justifying it. I like to.

[Eddie]

But you call him, he picks it up right away, and we'd leave.

[Daniel Tosh]

And we should call Leif right now and see if he can. If. Let's see if you can get Leif to give you a Social Security number right now on air. Yeah, we'll do that some other time. Not today. Today. I'm bored. Let's get out of here. See you next week.