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Posh show. Posh show. Posh show from show. Welcome to Toss Show. I'm Daniel, and I got good news for some of you and bad news for the rest of you. Eddie's not here. Well, guess what, Eddie 2 can play at this game next week. I won't be here. You're probably wondering why I'm putting on a little bit of a twang with my voice. It's because I've been watching Ransom Canyon. Okay? And you're about to get some spoilers. So if you're not finished with Ransom Canyon, you're gonna want to either skip over this or you're gonna just wanna turn this episode off right now. Ransom Canyon. It's a show on Netflix. Starring Josh Duhamel, Tad Hamilton, Fergie's ex. It's basically what I would describe as like a sexy Hallmark lifetime version of Yellowstone. Is that in the ballpark? Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's what they were trying to go for, but it's just. It's ridiculous. Minka Kelly. Is that her name? Mm. Oh, man. She's in there. 44 and just. Still just as beautiful as the first time I laid eyes on her in Friday Night Lights. There's a lot of problems with this show. It is horrible. Okay. That I'm getting that out of the way. My wife started watching the first episode. I was doing things around the house. Halfway through the first episode, I said, well, I'm done doing stuff until this is over. And we watched it. By the way, the show is sexy. I don't understand this. Netflix, at the beginning of the show, it tells you like this. The episode, little warning in the corner. And it would say nudity. But a lot of episodes didn't have nudity. It was like there was some nudity eventually in the series, but it wasn't. Don't get excited. When you see nudity on the first four episodes, there's no nudity. Second thing that I have, a huge problem with this show is its location, the geography. They're West Texas and it's beautiful. Now anybody that's been to Lubbock knows what a shithole West Texas really is. It's just. There's no beautiful vistas, nothing. And I've seen people comment about this. The time of the year is confusing. Just the mountains, the canyons, it's just all breath. Meanwhile, the homes all look like, just unbelievable Aspen. You know, multimillion dollar, you know, ranches that doesn't, doesn't reek of West Texas. They're all ranchers. Nobody ranches. Very little to no ranching goes on. Also horribly depressing. Like the show starts out. Josh Dumal, what's his name? His name is Statin. Statin Stanton's wife dies and then the first episode. Then his son dies. So he's just a big depressed guy and he can't bang Minka Kelly. Meanwhile, if that were my situation, day one of my wife being gone, me and Mika Kelly are going at it. That's, that's a given. That's what my wife would want, especially her. I mean, she would understand. She'd have to. She'd be like, I get it, I'm gone. You know, you never know when she's gonna lock it, lock it down with another one. Her. That's. I was googling the people that she's dated. That list is long and impressive. Good for her. She went like from, from Derek Jeter to Trevor, Trevor Noah. I'm not gonna tell you what direction I think that is, but Austin Water and Power, they're. They're trying to buy the land to run a pipe through, through the town. None of it makes sense. Oh, you know, another thing doesn't make sense. One time Davis, who's Statin's brother in law, one time, he's trying to close the deal with Mika Kelly, he goes and buys her pizza. But somebody online looked it up and that is it's. A minimum of a four hour drive from wherever where they're pretending to be to get that pizza in the big city and then back. So also, also, did I mention that Quinn, Mika Kelly is being torn this whole time because she's being invited to be at the Philharmonic orchestra because she's a pianist and she's amazing, but she doesn't want to give up on this horrible life here in West Texas, some shitty bar. It's not even a bar, it's a dance hall. It's a dance hall. So that's embarrassing, really. It's tales old as time where I, oh, I could be with hot Josh Duhamel or the Philharmonic orchestra. And I'll be honest with you, if you gun to my head, do I want to be in the Philharmonic Orchestra or be with Josh Duhamel? I don't know what I pick. Although I'd probably pick Philharmonic orchestra because I saw Josh Duhamel in Jeff Lewis, My doppelganger's reality home makeover show and I was like, oh, this, this, he's, he's not that impressive upstairs if you ask me. I don't even know what else I want to talk about this show. So. Oh, and the whole time he's trying to figure out his son who drove away mad and there's anger and he died that night, but apparently he thinks there was somebody else on the road. And like a year later he just casually picks up half the bumper of the truck that was involved in the accident, like here. And the sheriff doesn't want to, you know, doesn't want to investigate it. None of this matters. No one's ranching. And he always has time to be at this bar, that Mika Kelly and by the way, her little business partner who I think is Mexican because she speaks Spanish, but you know, other people can speak Spanish that aren't Mexican. I think she's Native American. I couldn't tell for sure. Her ex boyfriend definitely seemed Native American. Anyway, she's got a butt that is just honestly, like, I didn't even hesitate when we were watching it with my wife. I immediately just paused it and rewound it and paused it again and was like, well, let's just, let's just look at this for a little bit. They didn't show her butt for the first four episodes and then they start showing her butt and I'm like, oh my goodness, it's the greatest butt I've ever seen. She's dating Yancy, but I have an issue with his name. Yancey. I just Finished watching Bad Monkey on Apple tv. And that was. You know, Vince Vaughn's character was Yancey. They got a narrator. What's his name? Tom. What's his name? Tom Nwicki. Every episode is just like, you know, Yancey didn't know that he was. So now I'm doing that. Every time this Yancey is on screen, I'm like, well, one thing is for sure. Yancey bit off a little more than he can chew with that ass. You get it? By the way, you do find out that the killer was his cousin. The other kid, who's a mixed kid. You don't know. You know he's mixed. You're confused by his look because Davis, the dad, you're like, how is that your son? But then you meet the mom, and she's just a. What? What's her name?
