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Daniel Tosh
I don't. So I. So when I.
Tina Turntables
This is the dumbest question, but I love it.
Daniel Tosh
When I learned to dj, I started with a laptop and I, like, made the point to never use a laptop.
Tina Turntables
Posh show. Posh show. Posh show from show. Welcome to Toss Show. I'm Daniel, and I got good news for some of you and bad news for the rest of you. Eddie's not here. Well, guess what, Eddie 2 can play at this game next week. I won't be here. You're probably wondering why I'm putting on a little bit of a twang with my voice. It's because I've been watching Ransom Canyon. Okay? And you're about to get some spoilers. So if you're not finished with Ransom Canyon, you're gonna want to either skip over this or you're gonna just wanna turn this episode off right now. Ransom Canyon. It's a show on Netflix. Starring Josh Duhamel, Tad Hamilton, Fergie's ex. It's basically what I would describe as like a sexy Hallmark lifetime version of Yellowstone. Is that in the ballpark? Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's what they were trying to go for, but it's just. It's ridiculous. Minka Kelly. Is that her name? Mm. Oh, man. She's in there. 44 and just. Still just as beautiful as the first time I laid eyes on her in Friday Night Lights. There's a lot of problems with this show. It is horrible. Okay. That I'm getting that out of the way. My wife started watching the first episode. I was doing things around the house. Halfway through the first episode, I said, well, I'm done doing stuff until this is over. And we watched it. By the way, the show is sexy. I don't understand this. Netflix, at the beginning of the show, it tells you like this. The episode, little warning in the corner. And it would say nudity. But a lot of episodes didn't have nudity. It was like there was some nudity eventually in the series, but it wasn't. Don't get excited. When you see nudity on the first four episodes, there's no nudity. Second thing that I have, a huge problem with this show is its location, the geography. They're West Texas and it's beautiful. Now anybody that's been to Lubbock knows what a shithole West Texas really is. It's just. There's no beautiful vistas, nothing. And I've seen people comment about this. The time of the year is confusing. Just the mountains, the canyons, it's just all breath. Meanwhile, the homes all look like, just unbelievable Aspen. You know, multimillion dollar, you know, ranches that doesn't, doesn't reek of West Texas. They're all ranchers. Nobody ranches. Very little to no ranching goes on. Also horribly depressing. Like the show starts out. Josh Dumal, what's his name? His name is Statin. Statin Stanton's wife dies and then the first episode. Then his son dies. So he's just a big depressed guy and he can't bang Minka Kelly. Meanwhile, if that were my situation, day one of my wife being gone, me and Mika Kelly are going at it. That's, that's a given. That's what my wife would want, especially her. I mean, she would understand. She'd have to. She'd be like, I get it, I'm gone. You know, you never know when she's gonna lock it, lock it down with another one. Her. That's. I was googling the people that she's dated. That list is long and impressive. Good for her. She went like from, from Derek Jeter to Trevor, Trevor Noah. I'm not gonna tell you what direction I think that is, but Austin Water and Power, they're. They're trying to buy the land to run a pipe through, through the town. None of it makes sense. Oh, you know, another thing doesn't make sense. One time Davis, who's Statin's brother in law, one time, he's trying to close the deal with Mika Kelly, he goes and buys her pizza. But somebody online looked it up and that is it's. A minimum of a four hour drive from wherever where they're pretending to be to get that pizza in the big city and then back. So also, also, did I mention that Quinn, Mika Kelly is being torn this whole time because she's being invited to be at the Philharmonic orchestra because she's a pianist and she's amazing, but she doesn't want to give up on this horrible life here in West Texas, some shitty bar. It's not even a bar, it's a dance hall. It's a dance hall. So that's embarrassing, really. It's tales old as time where I, oh, I could be with hot Josh Duhamel or the Philharmonic orchestra. And I'll be honest with you, if you gun to my head, do I want to be in the Philharmonic Orchestra or be with Josh Duhamel? I don't know what I pick. Although I'd probably pick Philharmonic orchestra because I saw Josh Duhamel in Jeff Lewis, My doppelganger's reality home makeover show and I was like, oh, this, this, he's, he's not that impressive upstairs if you ask me. I don't even know what else I want to talk about this show. So. Oh, and the whole time he's trying to figure out his son who drove away mad and there's anger and he died that night, but apparently he thinks there was somebody else on the road. And like a year later he just casually picks up half the bumper of the truck that was involved in the accident, like here. And the sheriff doesn't want to, you know, doesn't want to investigate it. None of this matters. No one's ranching. And he always has time to be at this bar, that Mika Kelly and by the way, her little business partner who I think is Mexican because she speaks Spanish, but you know, other people can speak Spanish that aren't Mexican. I think she's Native American. I couldn't tell for sure. Her ex boyfriend definitely seemed Native American. Anyway, she's got a butt that is just honestly, like, I didn't even hesitate when we were watching it with my wife. I immediately just paused it and rewound it and paused it again and was like, well, let's just, let's just look at this for a little bit. They didn't show her butt for the first four episodes and then they start showing her butt and I'm like, oh my goodness, it's the greatest butt I've ever seen. She's dating Yancy, but I have an issue with his name. Yancey. I just Finished watching Bad Monkey on Apple tv. And that was. You know, Vince Vaughn's character was Yancey. They got a narrator. What's his name? Tom. What's his name? Tom Nwicki. Every episode is just like, you know, Yancey didn't know that he was. So now I'm doing that. Every time this Yancey is on screen, I'm like, well, one thing is for sure. Yancey bit off a little more than he can chew with that ass. You get it? By the way, you do find out that the killer was his cousin. The other kid, who's a mixed kid. You don't know. You know he's mixed. You're confused by his look because Davis, the dad, you're like, how is that your son? But then you meet the mom, and she's just a. What? What's her name?
Dylan
Paula Jo.
Tina Turntables
Paula Jo, Right. So then you're like, oh, by the way, there's just no way that Apollo Jo lives out in the middle of nowhere. Fucking Texas. Makes no sense. Oh, then you find out that this other high school kid was banging the sheriff's wife and what again? I told you. Spoiler alert. Anyway, eventually the sheriff goes and arrests his wife. She got in a fight with her daughter, who's like a cheerleader, but wants to be a cheerleader at ut, but she can't because she can't go to the tryouts because it's the same time as something else. And her dad won't. I don't know why. Why did her dad say she couldn't go to the tryouts?
Daniel Tosh
Because she was dating Lucas and he wouldn't sign the permission slip.
Tina Turntables
Oh, because she was dating Lucas, wouldn't sign. Okay, that. That's right, Dylan. She. So he was vengeful. The father's sheriff. Shocking. Isn't a good dad, but a great sheriff. She had a bad ankle and she didn't land a back tuck. But then later on, her dad gets her another, you know, tryout for UT's cheerleading squad. Like, who cares? Just go. You don't think cheering at Texas A and M would be fun? That's great over there. The casting is confusing on this show. They didn't do a great job of making people look like who they're supposed to be related to. And nobody sells their land. Or they do sell their land, but they refuse to. There was a rodeo at some point, like, you have to throw this last bull riding event. You need to fall off at four seconds. And he doesn't. He stays on for the full eight seconds or however long you're supposed to ride a bull.
Dylan
Eight seconds.
Tina Turntables
Dylan. They haven't even announced that there's going to be a season two of this show, which is bonkers because the end of the episode is like the end of Soap Opera where there's 15 unanswered questions. Oh, what if there isn't a season two? Then all of this was for naught. My wife's biggest problem with the show was she just kept saying, well, why don't they just arrest whoever owned a blue Ford F150 or whatever the truck was? Like, it's a small town. Don't they just know, oh, so and so has that truck. Where's he been? The end. I was like, I don't know. Let's just keep watching. Quit trying to. You don't win anything for solving stuff. And she also complained constantly that Reed Davis's son, his like western ranch clothes always looked like they were just bought from Target that day. Like they were like still stiff and had seams in it. It wasn't like worn clothes. That was her gripe. Everyone has a gripe. Why can't we just sit back and appreciate that Josh Duhamel at 55 is hotter than Brad Pitt, huh? There, I said it. Speaking of desert lands, my guest today, she lives out there in the heat. Not, not that imaginary town of Ransom Canyon. She lives out, like in the Coachella Valley. Enjoy. Hi, Daniel Tosh here. Now, you may know me as a comedian and a podcaster, but I'm also an entrepreneur. So I know firsthand that starting a new business can be overwhelming thanks to all the hats you suddenly have to learn to wear. But lucky for me, we had Shopify to help. Shopify is a commerce platform by millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all E commerce in America, from household names like Mattel and Gymshark to brands just getting started. When you use Shopify, your company doesn't need to hire its own design studio or marketing team. They take care of everything with ready to use templates, social media campaigns and AI tools for content creation. They have tons of experience in everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond. If you're ready to sell, you're ready for Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today@shopify.com tosh turn your big business idea into With Shopify on your side, go to shopify.com tosh that's shopify.com tosh.
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Guaranty covers monthly price of on network talk, text and 5G data for customers activating on an eligible plan. Exclusions apply. Details@metrobytmobile.com PA Show. My guest today always gets the crowd sweating. And not just because she's the hottest DJ in the Coachella Valley where temperatures soar into the triple digits. Let's get the party started. Give it up for DJ Tina. Turntables. How many times you hitting the DJ air horn during a set?
Daniel Tosh
None. None. I should though. I gotta bring it back.
Tina Turntables
You DJ'd my audio guy Dylan's wedding. Tell me, did he try to tinker with your equipment before the reception and totally mess up the audio? Because that's the kind of move he does around here all the time.
Daniel Tosh
No, no, he stayed back. He stay. I. He I.
Tina Turntables
You'll never get your levels right if he starts touching them. Do you believe in ghosts?
Daniel Tosh
Yes.
Tina Turntables
Tina, I've never been more confident about my read on someone. Have you ever experienced ghosts?
Daniel Tosh
Well, it's hard because it's like it's ghosts, but you could say just like the supernatural. I feel like I'm kind of a conspiracy theorist on my free time and so I don't know, I feel like there's something more out there. I don't know if it's always ghosts, but like energies, frequencies. The thing is, is that I've had like really, really close people that I like was spent a lot of time with. They passed on because we had so many references. There's things that like have happened that only they can explain. And so like when these things happen after they've passed on, I just. This is like a lot of magic that this world has brought.
Tina Turntables
I don't believe a word you're saying, but it's awesome to hear. Do you have any siblings?
Daniel Tosh
Yes.
Tina Turntables
Full disclosure, I know about your 33 year old virgin brother.
Daniel Tosh
Yes, yes. Also a comedian.
Tina Turntables
Is he older?
Daniel Tosh
Two months older. We're Irish hood twins, as you said.
Tina Turntables
Yeah, yeah. When did you unpack all this luggage?
Daniel Tosh
Well, you know, it's because my father was a Rolling stone. So all throughout my life, like my mom's a full rule follower and then my father's completely eccentric in every way, so I guess like in those opposites. But it's nice because she raised me with the structure and, you know, the rules. And then my father showed me what's outside the rules and how the rules are flexible.
Tina Turntables
Oh, wow.
Daniel Tosh
And you know, it's possibly.
Tina Turntables
There might not be rules at all.
Daniel Tosh
Hey, right. It's just based on the moment. And so with my father, I got closer to him in my adult life.
Tina Turntables
You telling me that I could just leave my kids now and then have a good relationship with them in 20 years?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Woo.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
All right, hold on, hold on. Let me think about it. Your dad also was a comedian and was also a DJ.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Or is a DJ.
Daniel Tosh
No, DJs. Was like 80s.
Tina Turntables
Got it.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
On the radio or like, like a.
Daniel Tosh
DJing club, house parties, LA clubs, you.
Tina Turntables
Know, and he opened for Androidized Clay.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. Bizarro World has been his lifetime thing, but now he's like a banker to pay bills and stuff.
Tina Turntables
But man. Yeah, he's all sides of it.
Daniel Tosh
He's fun. He's fun. I. Yeah, I get a lot of joy. And I always think about, like, who would walk me down the aisle because my stepfather raised me from when I was a baby to on. And I would like, honestly have both of them. You know, the one who raised me and then, you know, my biological father.
Tina Turntables
You want a big wedding?
Daniel Tosh
No, No, I don't either.
Tina Turntables
I didn't have super. There was no aisle to walk down.
Daniel Tosh
I actually want to get married at midnight.
Tina Turntables
Oh, boy.
Daniel Tosh
I'm a nocturnal soul for sure. And I think like the symbolism of like exchanging vows, like the wedding starts at midnight and then you get married at like 5am or something as the sun is rising.
Tina Turntables
Hold on. You're telling me that we have to fucking sit through this thing for five hours in the middle of the night?
Daniel Tosh
Well, it's going to be like a cool small wedding. Just the nose, you know.
Tina Turntables
Oh, goodness. I don't even know if I want the invite. What do you think of the DJ at my wedding that the first song played? Gold Digger.
Daniel Tosh
A lot of people love that song.
Tina Turntables
Was that a shot at my wife?
Daniel Tosh
That's. Yeah. That's great. I mean, that's a great song.
Tina Turntables
Where did you grow up?
Daniel Tosh
So it's, it's, it's back and forth. So I spent most of my elementary years in Irvine, Orange County.
Tina Turntables
You like Irvine as a kid?
Daniel Tosh
I did.
Tina Turntables
You did?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. I mean, played outside. It was very classic, you know.
Tina Turntables
And then you moved out to the. To the desert.
Daniel Tosh
Moved out to the desert in eighth grade high school, basically. And. Wow, that was a depressing move. Because went from like all the friends. I don't know, there's something about it, the social dynamics and structures that were happening. And then to just have it all stop and go to the desert without a goodbye. Because my mom wanted to own a house. So they moved to the desert because it's like a little bit more affordable and you could get more. We ended up moving to a country club that just opened up for 55 and older. It was like the first time I was like depressed because like you moved.
Tina Turntables
To an old folks home.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Are you in Palm? Where are you at? Palm Desert. Where are you at?
Daniel Tosh
In Indio. So right across the street from where the Coachella Fest takes place.
Tina Turntables
What was the first time you ever went to the Coachella Music Festival?
Daniel Tosh
2010. It was Jay Z's year.
Tina Turntables
That's the first time.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, it's when they stood the last year they had like plastic wristbands. I mean it was amazing. But like my set, because I went, I've gone like 14 times and like I've snuck into the festival, I've worked at the festival.
Tina Turntables
Is it easy to sneak in?
Daniel Tosh
You know what, you can do it many, many ways and like confidence can take you. Like with team effort, you can do anything.
Tina Turntables
Uh huh. When did you first try to become a dj?
Daniel Tosh
You know, it was something that I was entertained, but I kind of like fell into it. Like my best friend is the one who came up with Tina Turntables. Cause I had this really bad haircut in high school and I looked like Tina Turner from Mad Max. Everything was like super choppy. So my nickname in high school used to be Tina Turner because of the hairstyle. And then my best friend, he ended up coming up with Tina Turntables. Like, wow, you'd be like a dope dj, you know, and so.
Tina Turntables
So you had the name before you became a DJ?
Daniel Tosh
100%. Yeah. Yeah. And so I like, I got a job in like hospitality. It was like, I just didn't like it. And so I would go on Craigslist looking for odd jobs just to do like anything else. And like I ended up hooking up with this airplane pilot and he drove. It's a 1929 new standard. So it's like basically an Amelia Earhart plane. Open air propeller in front. And then there's only six of his in the world. So there's like a cabin of four in front of. And then he drives from the back.
Tina Turntables
And you got in this thing?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, yeah. He basically companies would hire him and he didn't want to get out of the plane because it's such an old plane, so he had to keep it running. So I would just organize the people in fours on the ground, walk them over to the plane, and then at the end of the job, he's like, you want to ride? And so he, like, gave me a ride, and I'm like, ah, this is insane. He had a hazelnut farm. And so he, like, took off between the trees. You know, I feel like I'm doing.
Tina Turntables
Drugs at this point. How is this getting me to you becoming a dj?
Daniel Tosh
Oh, yeah. Okay. So. But I was doing odd jobs. So this dj, this entertainment company hired me. That was my next job. And they were, like, looking for nothing.
Tina Turntables
To do with this fucking pilot.
Daniel Tosh
Oh, well, I mean, I was looking for odd jobs. So that's how I found the.
Tina Turntables
He was just an odd job. Yeah, but it had nothing to do with being a dj.
Daniel Tosh
No.
Tina Turntables
God.
Daniel Tosh
But that's what led me. That's what led me.
Tina Turntables
Okay. That's what led you to the next odd job.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. Which was the enter. And they were looking for a karaoke host.
Tina Turntables
A karaoke host?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, right away.
Tina Turntables
Can you sing?
Daniel Tosh
I can stay on key.
Tina Turntables
Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. I can get a little jazzy with it.
Tina Turntables
Okay.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Well, I mean. Cause you've got a fun voice.
Daniel Tosh
Thank you.
Tina Turntables
So I imagine that you could sing.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, yeah.
Tina Turntables
Okay.
Unknown
True or false?
Tina Turntables
Karaoke is the worst.
Daniel Tosh
It's the best.
Tina Turntables
Oh, so that's false. Interesting.
Daniel Tosh
I wish more people did karaoke, because when I was dating, I would always do karaoke at my house with the guy I was dating. And I would love you. I would really study him on what songs. And, like, whenever I was having, like, a hard time in my relationship, I would see what songs that they would choose and would be very telling. The subconscious just tells. All in karaoke.
Tina Turntables
The only time in my life I've ever actually been to a real karaoke bar was Doug Stanhope. Forced me to go when I was opening for him in Davie, Florida. And he made me go up and do a duet, Sonny and Cher, I've got you, babe. But he made us change the word to I've got aids. And then at the end, wanted us to kiss because he thought it was funny in this country bar for two men to kiss. And he wanted us to get. He wanted us to get beat up. I guess he was basically Sasha Baron Cohn 20 years before Sasha. You don't spin vinyl.
Daniel Tosh
The vinyl's at home. I don't have the manpower, you know, but there actually Is another Tina Turntables, and she's in New Zealand and she does do only vinyl. And sometimes we get each other's clients and we, like, send it back. I'm the US Tina Turntables.
Tina Turntables
I was in a club in New Zealand once.
Daniel Tosh
How is it? Is it green?
Tina Turntables
I was weird. There was girls swimming naked in this aquarium that I was in, and they wouldn't serve alcohol, so we were just getting. You could just order a Snapple. We were drinking Snapples and there was. And I just remember seeing people swimming naked in this aquarium. It was bizarre. At the very beginning of your career, what can, like a young DJ expect to make, you know, doing some private small gig?
Daniel Tosh
The way I did it is I was hired with a company, so it was like $400. The client was paying. And then I came there, set up everything, did the party, brought it all back. And I only got $80 out of that 400. And so I felt some type of way. So I just started getting my own equipment and then got my first residency. And that's what helped me get independent. And then with that club that I was at, I built all my clientele. And that's what saved me during the pandemic.
Tina Turntables
Were you working all the way through the pandemic?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, I never stopped.
Tina Turntables
How many nights a week are you working?
Daniel Tosh
Maybe I'll get a day off during season. Like right now I work about six days. I've been working the last six days for. Since December.
Tina Turntables
Do you ever do house music? Do you ever spin house music? Oh, yeah. Okay. See, I. When I was 18, I went. I moved to Orlando, Florida. And so nightclubs became part of my life. And I didn't do drugs. My friends all did the ecstasies and stuff. I didn't touch it. But I did love the music. You know, I wore my Janco jeans. I had the big. I had the big hoops, and I was dancing all night long. Oh, I loved it. It was such a weird to think about that time in my life. Now is just so confusing.
Daniel Tosh
You see the culture transforming. Like, I feel like at the time that you were in college, it's when people were less inhibited to dance. And while I do get people dancing, there's a lot of insecurity out there.
Tina Turntables
Do you Talk while you're DJing a lot? Do you get up, you start yelling stuff at Sometimes.
Daniel Tosh
Sometimes, like, I do. I do like to pop in there.
Tina Turntables
Have you ever screamed, if you're proud to be Latino, stand the fuck up?
Daniel Tosh
Not yet.
Tina Turntables
Aw.
Unknown
But it's I've always wanted to yell.
Tina Turntables
That into a mic.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. DJ Tosh.
Tina Turntables
I was a dj, okay. In a USA weird drama. Like, a sexy drama. It was on for, like, one season. It was called Sins of the City. It was shot in Miami, Florida.
Daniel Tosh
Nice.
Tina Turntables
And my character was DJ Dogman. And apparently I drugged some people or I gave drugs and then they got raped. I don't know. Something awful. Oh, if we could find a clip of that. I don't think I've ever seen it. I don't think I've ever seen myself in this. If you could find that, that would be nice.
Daniel Tosh
Did you get to, like, be behind the decks? Would they?
Tina Turntables
Yeah, I was behind the decks.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Yeah. I was pinching the earphone. I was doing the fader back and forth.
Daniel Tosh
Nice, nice.
Tina Turntables
You know, but I don't really remember anything else. You don't take breaks during your gigs. How long is your set and how many UTIs have you had?
Daniel Tosh
I actually only peed on myself once. Yeah. Yeah. That was a rough one. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Why didn't you just go to the bathroom?
Daniel Tosh
I was committed. Well, I was. I wear crazy outfits when I dj, so.
Tina Turntables
Your wardrobe's intense.
Daniel Tosh
Couldn't make it in, couldn't make it down.
Tina Turntables
Are you buying all your own stuff? Are you making it? Are you, like, creating it?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. You never stop searching for that outfit. That's why I have, like, a bulging closet, because I have all these outfits and accessories of, like, one day I. I haven't worn it yet, but one day.
Tina Turntables
Do you. Every time you have a gig, like, do it to the nines?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, because it's. I, you know, it's the same thing. The reason why I wear heels while. While I dj, because I feel like people treat me better. Maybe it's, like, how it positions the body or the shoulders. People see that, they respect it. It's a silent thing. Thing. And like, I tell my girls, because I work with a lot of girl DJs, look, do, do your thing. But I've never been disrespected in heels, but in flats, I've been disrespected. If you dress up for. For an event that, you know you're playing for all these strangers that you have to, like, figure out, you know, on the fly, there's kind of a nice respect of, like, oh, you put yourself together. And a lot of the times when I'm DJing, you're trying to get your crowd to trust you. Sometimes when I'm dressed, like, super crazy or just, like, to the nines it buys me time trying to figure out who I'm playing for.
Tina Turntables
Aren't you glad that you just. I mean, I know it takes a while to do all the accessories and the clothes, the hair, the makeup, but like, when you think of somebody like deadmau5 who just puts a huge.
Daniel Tosh
That I. The way I would love to DJ in a mask. Because, like, you would. Yeah, because the thing is that perception, you know, when people, like walk in and they see you djing, whatever your idea perception there they got going on, they're gonna project it on to you sometimes. And sometimes it's very heavy. You know, there's like an expectation or something. Like, I've had weird clients where he was this Italian guy and he kept on saying, you know, I'm older, but I'm like a cool 60 year old, you know. And then like, I remember when I finished DJing for him, he said, you know, I really liked your sip. I thought it, you know, wasn't. It wasn't that black, you know, I thought you were gonna really black it up.
Tina Turntables
Oh. He followed it up with more.
Daniel Tosh
I was like, yeah, it makes me uncomfortable. So during Coachella, I got my cornrows done. But it was so interesting to see the difference. It was almost like they were scared of me. And these are people that I've like, DJ'd for. But, like the hair, I could see them. Cause I'm looking at them, I'm playing for them. But I could see them, like looking back and like, timid to like engage with me. It was like a weird thing. And that's why I always change my hair though too, because I'm really interested in how people receive me in different hairstyles.
Tina Turntables
When you go home, do you take the time because it's so late every night?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Do you still take all the makeup off and get ready for bed, or do you fall out in bed? Just exhausted.
Daniel Tosh
Sometimes I wish I didn't have to take off my makeup, you know? Cause it's just.
Tina Turntables
But you have to.
Daniel Tosh
Yes. Yeah, you do. You do.
Tina Turntables
I just can't imagine. We would never work. I could never date somebody that had that life. It would just. I would never see you. I go to bed at 9:00, 10:00.
Unknown
Yeah, you're coming home.
Daniel Tosh
And that's the thing. I've dated like a couple of early birds and they. They try. They try their best to hang tight.
Tina Turntables
I'm not gonna hang tight.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, I'm going to sleep.
Tina Turntables
How many hours a day are you sleeping?
Daniel Tosh
Like 12.
Tina Turntables
No, you're not.
Daniel Tosh
Well, I was like excited for today, so I didn't get like a lot of sleep, but usually, yeah, 12 to 16 sometimes.
Tina Turntables
No, you don't. Do you like, yeah, a human can't sleep 16 hours.
Daniel Tosh
I can. It's nice.
Tina Turntables
What do you mean six if you went to bed at four in the morning? Yeah, I don't, I can't add 16 to that. What's that, 8:00pm?
Daniel Tosh
Oh, yeah. Reverse it. So let's see if I'm going to bed around midnight.
Tina Turntables
You go to bed at midnight. What time do you wake up?
Daniel Tosh
So I'm doing better now. I'm waking up at like 10. It feels good, you know, but like for a while I was waking up at like you were saying 1, 1, 2 o' clock.
Tina Turntables
You were saying how many hours you stay awake when you said 16. No, no, you can't sleep for 16 hours. There's only 24 hours in a day.
Daniel Tosh
Right? Do you need to be up for that long? You know, I wish siestas were more practiced.
Tina Turntables
I take a siesta every day.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Sometimes two.
Daniel Tosh
Well, that's the thing too. I live in the desert, so literally the best weather is at night.
Tina Turntables
Do you get hit on constantly while you're working?
Daniel Tosh
It's rough. It's so rough because like when I'm hit on, like, like take weddings, for instance, a guy will see me and he'll be like, I'm gonna save her for last, you know, Like, I'm gonna strike out on all these girls, okay? And if I strike out, I understand there's the DJ at the end of the night. And so that's when. That's the type of guys that I get, you know, and so you. And because I'm looking at the crowd, I'm watching him strike out, and then he. It's like, you know, hey, baby, now I'm here now, you know? And it's like.
Tina Turntables
But has any guy ever come up to you that you didn't know that.
Unknown
You were just working and talked to.
Tina Turntables
You and you given them your phone number or went out with them, you know?
Daniel Tosh
No, the thing is, is that every time, like, I judge them low key. So I guess when it comes to like the guys that I'm looking for, if a guy hits on me while I'm DJing, the thing is, a lot of the times I'm doing, doing full sound setups in heels alone. So I'm like packing my own subwoofers. I have an army of speakers. And so the guy will Hit on me and maybe I'll be interested. But I feel some type of way when the party ends and he goes home and he doesn't even offer to, you know, help.
Tina Turntables
Well, sure. I mean, that's, that's a lot of work. He doesn't want to do that.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Have you ever dated a dj?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, when I work. He was horrible. He cheated on. He like, ran train. Like, it was like, I found out later on. Yeah, he was, he was wild. Like, yeah, he was like 6 foot 5 and. But so many bangers that he introduced me to because I was like a baby DJ when he was, like, doing the run through. But he was, he was interesting.
Tina Turntables
What do you look for in a guy?
Daniel Tosh
That's a great question. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Do you. If somebody said, oh, I know Tina's type, would they be right? Or.
Daniel Tosh
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Tina Turntables
Oh, there is a type.
Daniel Tosh
Like, there's. It's. It's kind of general, though. Like, hair is a situation.
Tina Turntables
Like, what kind of hair do you like?
Daniel Tosh
It doesn't matter if. I mean, no, no offense to baldies out there, but. But hair, like, there's something about hair. Eyes, kindness.
Tina Turntables
What about age?
Unknown
Do you care about age?
Daniel Tosh
My mom always told me that I needed to date older men, you know, but I did, and, like, I dated this, like, older guy, like, last season last year. And, like, he ended up calling me a cunt.
Tina Turntables
And so in like the British way where it was kind of cute.
Daniel Tosh
No, no, we actually had a conversation about cunt. And, like, so when he called me it, I knew how he was using it and I was like, wow.
Tina Turntables
And so was it in a bad way?
Daniel Tosh
It was in a bad way. Yeah. Yeah. So I, like, you know, we took our separate ways and everything, and then all of a sudden, he ended up showing up at one of my shows.
Tina Turntables
Did you see him out while you were doing the show? Did you notice that he was there?
Daniel Tosh
No, he. He was there before as I was like, when I arrived to, like, do the sound setup, and he was like, I. I don't want you to slap me, but I just, I. I didn't know how to reach you because you blocked me on everything and wanted to apologize.
Tina Turntables
Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
And so I just put him to work and I had him do my whole sound setup and then he stayed there the whole time. It was kind of a slow event. But he took me, took video, and then he packed all my stuff away. And he has a really bad back, too, so.
Tina Turntables
Well, yeah, he's old.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. Yeah. But it was like, it was really nice So I forgave him. We're cool.
Tina Turntables
Now, did you, during your set, at any point, go shout out to all the cunts out there?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, I should have. I should have. He knew who. Who he was, by the way.
Tina Turntables
How old was he?
Daniel Tosh
Late 50s. Late 50s? Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Oh, gross.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
That's disgusting. Somebody that old.
Daniel Tosh
There was this, like, this older, older guy, like, he might have been, like, approaching 80, that really liked my sets. And he used to just always just, like, stare at me sometimes because I'm like, at the. It was. It was a restaurant. So he would just, like, stare at me from afar. It was kind of like people would ask me, like, do you want me to do something about this guy? But I've talked to. And then one day I just, like, indulged. And so he took me out to eat, you know, after my DJ set was like 2am so we went to Denny's.
Tina Turntables
Oh, you're blowing my mind right now. Okay.
Daniel Tosh
We were, like, eating, and then he was like. He ordered milk and he really wanted me to. And then, like, there's this point where he's like, drink the milk.
Unknown
And I'm like, wait, well, he ordered you milk?
Daniel Tosh
No, it was him, but he wanted me to drink his milk. And it was, like, really weird.
Tina Turntables
God damn it. This is the grossest story I've ever heard. First of all, you're at Denny's at 2 in the morning. This guy's telling you to drink my milk.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
I can't hear it.
Daniel Tosh
Literally. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
I don't like this. Tina. Tina, you gotta stop hanging out with those people.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tina Turntables
Have you ever done a silent rave?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Like, yes.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Is that weird?
Daniel Tosh
I loved it.
Tina Turntables
You liked it?
Daniel Tosh
Cause the competition comes up again. So it was two DJs, me and another DJ. And when they're listening to their things, it shows you what color that channel they're on.
Tina Turntables
You're basically in a battle here.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. And so it's like you kind of see how people sheep out in a way, because they follow each other. They see, like, one person's on that channel, then they all go to it.
Tina Turntables
And it's why they had two DJs at this silent rave with the colors. Oh, man. So you see somebody dancing, you're like, oh, they're dancing to that. The way they're dancing makes me want to go listen to that dj.
Daniel Tosh
Exactly. Such a social experiment.
Tina Turntables
I can't imagine anything I would hate more than going to whatever party that was. But at least it was quiet. I mean, do you still Get a feel, even though everybody looks. Because it's so quiet.
Daniel Tosh
Well, it's so. But that's the thing. It's that, like. Like, I'm a mixer. I like to blend songs crazy. And so when you're, like, listening to the headphones, you can actually, like, hear the smoothness. Sometimes, like when it's just on the speaker, you kind of get lost in the noise.
Tina Turntables
You ever DJ a funeral?
Daniel Tosh
Oh, yeah. That was interesting to curate because you want to be, like, sensitive, you know, and, like, now I subtly build a funeral thing, you know, because you never know when you're gonna get that call again.
Tina Turntables
Are you supposed to. Supposed to be morose during that playlist, or do you want to pick people's spirits up a little bit?
Daniel Tosh
You want to pick people's spirits up, but it just kind of. It's hard because there was, like, a little bit of family drama.
Tina Turntables
Weirdest place you've ever DJed.
Daniel Tosh
Oh, well, it's. It was more like the weirdest situation. I did this hockey player, he was celebrating his best friend's birthday. We were at this mansion in Indio. He brought out all these champagne glasses. We do a toast, and then after we finished drinking it, he was like. Like, you guys, I hope you enjoyed that, because I put Molly in all of the champagne drinks.
Tina Turntables
It's illegal, right?
Daniel Tosh
I think so, yeah. So we're all gonna party tonight. But one of my best sets. I got so many customs from. I'm for real. Literally. Literally. One of the girls there, she was just like, when I get married, I don't even have a boyfriend yet. When I get married, you're gonna be my dj. And three years later, I was her dj.
Tina Turntables
And she held true.
Daniel Tosh
She held true. Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Good for her.
Daniel Tosh
It was great.
Tina Turntables
Where are you at with drugs? Do you enjoy experimenting with drugs, or is it not your thing?
Daniel Tosh
Well, the experimentation. I think I had my ears. Now I'm just tired.
Tina Turntables
Does it go hand in hand with the DJing in that world?
Daniel Tosh
I mean, the source of me in my sober mind already hits. So if I, like, happen to, like, drink while I'm DJing, it's not like a worse or better set. It's just a different set.
Tina Turntables
What's your beef with the Palm Springs Surf Club, by the way? Shout out to the Palm Springs Surf Club for giving me an extra hour last time I went surfing there.
Daniel Tosh
You know, they're great. They're figuring it out. I think they, like. Cause they're still new. This is, like, a lot of problem that I have with a Lot of clients out there is like, a lot of people don't think about the heat. They want you to play outside. And I think there's been new owners since then, but basically they like. We want you to do our summer sessions, but you have to set up at 4 o' clock, which is the hottest time during the day at the hottest season of the desert. So it's like you're setting up in 120 degrees. The equipment you spent thousands of dollars on, and your speakers you're doing. Setting it up. And it's when the sun's right overhead.
Tina Turntables
Gotcha. All right. They don't get it. You ever do pools?
Daniel Tosh
Well, yeah, I do pool parties, but it's so hard because everybody has a pool party in the summer and it's like 120 degrees. So sometimes when I'm doing, like, really important gigs in the heat, I bring two systems.
Tina Turntables
Cause all overheat.
Daniel Tosh
It just overheats. It just conks out. And then you bring the other one in, and then you have ice, you have laptop coolers, all. It's. So I just.
Tina Turntables
I've always. When I work at the Cosmopolitan, and I look out my room and there's a DJ at this pool, and there's just hundreds of people in the pool, and I'm just like. I can't imagine the debauchery that's going on in there.
Daniel Tosh
Oh, well, I would never go in the pools.
Tina Turntables
I wouldn't go in the pool either. You know, people are going underwater and getting a little handsy or bringing, like, now that you can take your iPhones underwater, who knows what they're doing.
Daniel Tosh
Well, and then just the liquids coming out of them.
Tina Turntables
Oh, you didn't have to say it, but I'm glad you did. Yeah, you're swimming and seeing it is what she's saying. Hey, have you ever performed at a foam party?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, I did.
Tina Turntables
Oh, that's disgusting as well.
Daniel Tosh
You know what? In theory, it sounded a lot funner. And then when you're there, sure.
Tina Turntables
It's like you get sticky.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
What about out there in the desert? A lot of gay men. Are they a good audience to perform in front of?
Daniel Tosh
They're fantastic.
Tina Turntables
Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah. They're so happy. It's lesbians that have been my biggest. Like, I did, like, a lesbian wedding. They're amazing. But like, I did, like, a lesbian party.
Tina Turntables
And that was your. One of your favorites.
Daniel Tosh
No, that was like, my worst.
Unknown
Oh, right.
Daniel Tosh
They made me cry. It was like.
Tina Turntables
They were. They weren't nice.
Daniel Tosh
No, they were not nice.
Tina Turntables
I mean I hate to, I hate to focus on stereotypes but you give me, give me my druthers. I'm hanging out with the gay men. Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
And it was like really weird because you kind of get to that point where like sometimes you're like playing the music. Music. There's someone who thinks they can solve and be like we'll play this. And then you're like I already played it. And they're like, oh, we'll play this. And then they get mad because I'm like, I already played it. I like I'm with you guys. I'm playing the. But there was just no happiness to be found. I'm not. But these were older lesbians. I'm not. I, I like did it for younger lesbians. They were great.
Tina Turntables
But that was just the older lesbians, not the best crowd.
Daniel Tosh
I and I think he was like the menopause age because they remind me of my.
Tina Turntables
Like I read an article that we might be able to get rid of menopause.
Daniel Tosh
I sign me up.
Tina Turntables
I don't know if it's real. I just thought I just had this article. I just, I was just reading this the other day. It was. Oh man. I don't know if it's true. By the way, as a female dj.
Daniel Tosh
Yes.
Tina Turntables
Is that tough in this day and age or.
Daniel Tosh
No, it's the best because everybody wants a female DJ.
Tina Turntables
Is that. Are there more female DJs than there are male DJs or.
Daniel Tosh
No, no, no. There will always be more male DJs because it is a labor intensive job depending how far you take it.
Tina Turntables
Any songs you refuse to ever play.
Daniel Tosh
Yes. It's the ethics of DJing that I really. Cuz we're in this era of access where you can actually see these people's lives. Things like playing Diddy right now you can't really like R. Kelly was my first one that I stopped playing after he got convicted. And then you know, Diddy, now I don't play him.
Tina Turntables
What about Michael Jackson? Where you at on.
Daniel Tosh
Well he never got convicted so that's where I left it at.
Tina Turntables
That's where I had padlocks on a door. Seems like conviction.
Daniel Tosh
Well you know what? I think there's things to be discovered as time goes on. What I realized is that it doesn't matter if you love R. Kelly and everything or P. Diddy, you know. Cause people were giving that fight like well this is my own memory. This has nothing to do with them.
Tina Turntables
Right. You remind me of my child, you know.
Daniel Tosh
And then I kind of Go between the thing of, like, when do you separate the artist from the music? And as a dj, kind of conducting a vibe, you can play anything you want. You can. You can play Diddy, you can play R. Kelly. But the problem is it's the frequency, the vibe that is invited. What I'm trying to say is that when those artists are played, bad things happen after.
Tina Turntables
Given that your profession involves playing music at events filled with drunk people, how do you handle all the unsolicited requests?
Daniel Tosh
It gives me anxiety sometimes. So I do a lot of work trying to predict before they come, knowing the music that they love the most, getting it out the way at the beginning of the night, and then playing the rest of the stuff for everybody else.
Tina Turntables
You ever. You ever pop somebody?
Daniel Tosh
Well, no. The worst thing is, too, is, like, when someone comes up because I don't mind playing record, but I just don't like it when people come up with a whole laundry list, you know, because, like, I feel like people want to be like. Like, this is the perfect song. And then, like, if the song happens to. To land, they feel like, wow, I like, I helped the night, you know, so.
Tina Turntables
100% what they think.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, 100%.
Tina Turntables
That's so silly.
Daniel Tosh
You know, Even though you're, like, choosing, like, 500 songs in one night, they're one song. Great.
Tina Turntables
Oh, thank you for playing no Woman, no Cry. It just always. It's always a good one to end on little Bob Marley, you know, Everybody that's on the show gets some gifts.
Daniel Tosh
Really?
Tina Turntables
Oh, yeah. Yes. It's just stuff around my house.
Daniel Tosh
Okay?
Tina Turntables
So don't get excited. It's just. It's hand me downs. Okay.
Daniel Tosh
Okay.
Tina Turntables
So here, I got a first thing I'm giving you. It's one of my kids. I don't like.
Daniel Tosh
I don't want a velvet satchel.
Tina Turntables
It's for the sound bath.
Daniel Tosh
This is mine.
Tina Turntables
Yeah. I don't want my kids to have this.
Daniel Tosh
You know what's so funny? No, that's the same color as my cotton. I actually just got.
Tina Turntables
That's not funny.
Daniel Tosh
I got. No, that's great. It's meant to be.
Tina Turntables
What? Cause your car. Cause you have a gold brown car. It looks. I got you the sound belt. My kids will never know that this is missing. Go ahead, give it a whack. You'll enjoy that.
Daniel Tosh
Amazing. Okay.
Tina Turntables
Also, I got you. This is a pop ring, a whistle pop, and a candy necklace, because I guess people do drugs.
Daniel Tosh
Let's go.
Tina Turntables
This is my kid's pill container. He put stickers all over it. You can take those off, but you put Ecstasy or Molly in one of them and just hand them out. I don't know.
Daniel Tosh
You know what? I actually was looking for a pill container because I'm getting to that age.
Tina Turntables
Let me tell you about one problem. Being a dj. You tell me if you agree.
Daniel Tosh
Okay.
Tina Turntables
First of all, you're working physically. Okay.
Daniel Tosh
Yes.
Tina Turntables
You come home, you might be a little ripe. Traveling.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Somebody. This is from some New York hotel. It's fancy bag of product. It's just smell good stuff.
Daniel Tosh
Stuff looking out.
Tina Turntables
There you go. Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
Thank you. Okay.
Tina Turntables
I don't know who gave me this and what it is, but also you stink when you come home, you're sweaty and smoke. You probably experience more smoke than most people. Somebody gave me these bags. But like it's like to put in your luggage. One says wash me, one says wear me. So I guess it's dividers. Clean, dirty clothes, whatever.
Daniel Tosh
Okay.
Tina Turntables
You're gonna love that.
Daniel Tosh
Yes, love that.
Tina Turntables
Oh, last thing I have. You just give this out next time you. Do you ever do any parties for kids?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Oh, okay. You just give this your next rate. It's just all kinds of funny glasses.
Daniel Tosh
Oh my gosh. Yes.
Tina Turntables
Yeah, my kid. I don't know what they have.
Daniel Tosh
I know a lot of adults that would whatever appreciate this.
Tina Turntables
Well, they got. Okay, there's some pineapple ones. There's about 80 pairs in there. You give that to your next little kids, please.
Daniel Tosh
I mean I might keep this for myself.
Tina Turntables
Well, that you do whatever you want. Okay. But you're. All of this has to get off my desk.
Daniel Tosh
Okay.
Tina Turntables
Okay. I cannot have. I'm going to push off. I'm like, we'll clean this up later for you. Do you go out in places where there is a DJ and are you super critical or can you still just enjoy yourself?
Daniel Tosh
I love it. I love to so many people in my life, they're like, oh, well you're a dj. But I love when they play music for me because I get paid to like, you know, be in that mode. I'm not trying to be in that mode anytime. Besides when I'm working. So like when I see other DJs, I'm hyping them up. I love it. I dance. I just, I'm free because I'm like, woo. I'm not working right now.
Tina Turntables
Who's your favorite DJ of all time? Do you have a favorite?
Daniel Tosh
Oh, Green velvet maybe. Green velvet might be top because. Okay, so what I realized because not only do you learn so much like on the job, but also because I've DJed for so long. Song. When I do go out and see other DJs, it's almost connected to how they make love. Oh, you know, how they are in the sack is how people dj like reflects, you know, because you got the one, two hitters.
Tina Turntables
Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
And then you've got the. The balance of feminine and masculine and the way they are circulating because, like, music is both sides in like, the way. Because when I dj, I'm so naturally girl and girly girl that I can play a whole woman's set and not even think about it. But I've been having to do these stag parties like all men. And so I've been having to like, masculine it up and I've been like, really seeing the difference between.
Tina Turntables
I didn't think there was such a gender line.
Daniel Tosh
There is.
Tina Turntables
When it comes to a music playlist, there is 100%.
Daniel Tosh
And so it's like when I saw Green Velvet, he's that beautiful mixture of like. I know there are women here that want to shake their ass, but I also know that there are guys here that want to, like, dance too.
Tina Turntables
I've never wanted to go out and shake my ass. That's the. Not really. I mean, not little twerk out. No, there. It's not my thing.
Daniel Tosh
Well, wait, what were you doing in college?
Tina Turntables
In college, I was going to raves. I wasn't really shaking it. No, I was more doing the, you know, the stupid club dancing.
Daniel Tosh
When's the last time you danced willingly?
Tina Turntables
It's been 30 years. 25 years.
Daniel Tosh
Really?
Tina Turntables
Yeah.
Daniel Tosh
They say it's the best exercise.
Tina Turntables
Well, okay, I don't want to exercise.
Daniel Tosh
Release.
Tina Turntables
I mean, do you feel good? Do you feel like, oh, I have, I have achieved what I wanted to, or has success changed for you now?
Daniel Tosh
Yeah, you know, the goal gets more defined more and more as far as, like where I want to take this DJing. And at first the goal was to DJ @Coachella. That was like the ultimate goal. But I love the intimacy of a small crowd and a lot of the times. So, like, what happened this year is because I've been building my clientele so much, I've like just been djing for these really high end parties and like, I love it because it's the high end parties and the corporate parties because they don't expect the DJ to be good, honestly. And so when I'm playing like, it's the keys to the castle. You're playing modern music, you know, because it's the rise of the niche. You know, there's not really one main radio giving us the tunes. And so because there's so many hits when you play that you're tapping into a certain type of people.
Tina Turntables
Well, Tina, thank you for being on the show.
Daniel Tosh
Thank you for having me.
Tina Turntables
My pleasure.
Daniel Tosh
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
All right.
Daniel Tosh
Nice to meet you.
Tina Turntables
Nice to meet you.
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Tina Turntables
Car Show I want to thank Tina Turntable for being on the show and I can't wait to be at your next pool party. You think I'll get invited? Probably. I hope so. We got some plugs.
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Carl.
Tina Turntables
You want me to plug anything for you? You got any dates coming up? Carl's got a walk around 4:30 this afternoon and then another one scheduled for tomorrow at 9. Go to Carl Co check out tosshowstore.com for some toss show. Merch. Get your merch. Get your merch. Eddie's got a tour. Eddie's going to be touring with me. We got quite a few dates coming up. You snoring over there, big guy? It's time for our free plug. Let's go ahead and hit the free plug. Music Was that from Tina Turntables? Lets see you transition into another song into a different genre. Oh, look at that. Not as easy as you think, is it? You're no Tina Turntables. All right, this week's free plug is a triple threat because it covers the things I care most about in baking Saskatchewan. And the color pink. Okay. This is a merking. Is it Murakin? Muraking. Muraking Pink stand mixer for sale. Just like a mixer. Okay. I don't even know this brand. It's in Regina, Saskatchewan. It's used, but in good condition. This beauty features multiple speed settings, tilt head design for easy access. You know, I have the, the. What's the one everyone has KitchenAid. I have the big KitchenAid, the baker one that doesn't have the tilt head action. It's fixed.
Dylan
Annoying.
Tina Turntables
It is annoying. And it's the more expensive of the two. Anyway, orange cord.
Dylan
Is it a commercial grade?
Tina Turntables
It's commercial grade.
Dylan
Yeah. Same here.
Tina Turntables
Anyway, this has got suction cups for stability. Great for mixing, kneading and blending all your favorite doughs, batters, and various foods. Comes with a five quart mixing bowl that's standard, but it's missing all attachments, dough hook, flat beater, and whisk. So you're going to have to scavenger hunt your way to finding those. I'm guessing Muir King has those readily available. All right. This thing is easy to use. It's clean, minus the missing parts. It's for sale for $60. That's Canadian. You have any idea how this affects the price with tariffs? Do we have to do anything if we order it?
Dylan
Probably not.
Tina Turntables
Are you sure? I don't know how tariffs work yet. All right. Just think how much you'd be paying if it came with everything. I already looked brand new. This mixer with all the stuff costs $90, so it's $30 less than that. Plus you have to replace all the attachments. You're going to come out ahead five to ten bucks easy, unless you're shipping it out of country. That's a Muir King stand mixer in Regina, Saskatchewan. You can find it on the Facebook Marketplace. Guys, I never thought the free plug was going to get this specific.
Dylan
We're there.
Tina Turntables
We really. We really. I sure hope we can find it a home.
Dylan
If you buy this, reach out and.
Tina Turntables
It'S not an auction. $60 gets it.
Dylan
I mean, you kind of got to live near Saskatchewan. It didn't say anything about, oh, you.
Tina Turntables
Think you have to drive by and pick it up?
Dylan
I mean, they might ship it.
Tina Turntables
That's going to be a nightmare.
Dylan
At that point, you might as well.
Tina Turntables
We're going to have to travel to see what's it cost to fly up, by the way? Saskatchewan. Anybody have any idea where in Canada that is?
Dylan
I think it's mid middle.
Tina Turntables
Okay. So, yeah, it's out in nowhere ville. Well, we're gonna be up in Minneapolis. Any. Any way we can grab that mixer and just have him hold it for a while? What kind of fee would he put on just holding it for a few months? A few months? Few. We'll be up there in four weeks.
Dylan
Yeah.
Tina Turntables
Well, listen, I. I hope it goes to a new home that they can. Our forever home. I hope it goes to a forever home home. Somebody that can really use it.
Dylan
There's no attachments.
Tina Turntables
Well, no, I don't mean.
Unknown
I don't mean use it as is.
Tina Turntables
I mean, once they get all parts.
Dylan
Once they bring it back, once they.
Tina Turntables
By the way, did I mention that it's pink? Yeah, it's pink. That's a great color.
Dylan
But what happened to all the attachments?
Tina Turntables
Oh, you lost them. You lose attachments. What do you do with all your attachments? I always just put them in the bowl and I store them. But the problem with that is that two of the three never get used. And they're filthy.
Dylan
Yeah, there's a lot of dust you always got to clean.
Tina Turntables
You gotta. You gotta rinse those off before you put them in. I recently had to replace the spring load where the. Where the attachments clip onto. And I don't think I put it on a proper. I don't think I attached the spring properly. Yeah, it doesn't matter. See you next week.
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Tina Turntables
You'Re just going through the motions.
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Daniel Tosh
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Tosh Show Episode Summary: "My DJ - Tina Turntables"
Release Date: May 27, 2025
Introduction and Review of "Ransom Canyon"
The episode kicks off with Daniel Tosh sharing his thoughts on the Netflix series Ransom Canyon. He provides a candid and critical analysis of the show, highlighting its shortcomings and inconsistencies.
Introduction of Guest: DJ Tina Turntables
Daniel Tosh introduces his guest for the episode, DJ Tina Turntables, a prominent DJ based in the Coachella Valley. He sets the stage for an engaging conversation about her career, experiences, and insights into the world of DJing.
Tina Turntables' Journey into DJing
Tina shares her unique path to becoming a DJ, highlighting the unconventional steps that led her to her current role.
Challenges Faced in the DJ Industry
The conversation shifts to the various challenges Tina faces in her profession, offering listeners an inside look into the demands of being a DJ.
Balancing Personal Life and Career
Tina and Daniel explore the interplay between personal life and a demanding DJ career, emphasizing the sacrifices and adjustments required.
Ethics and Music Selection in DJing
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the ethical considerations DJs face when selecting music, especially concerning controversial artists.
Experiences with Diverse Audiences
Tina recounts her interactions with various demographics, highlighting both positive experiences and challenging encounters.
Innovations and Trends in DJing
The duo delves into current trends and innovations within the DJing scene, including silent raves and the impact of technology.
Personal Stories and Anecdotes
Throughout the episode, both Daniel and Tina share personal anecdotes that illustrate the unpredictable nature of the DJ profession.
Conclusion and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Daniel Tosh and Tina Turntables reflect on the evolution of the DJ industry and their personal growth within it.
Notable Quotes
Key Insights and Takeaways
Navigating Industry Challenges: Tina Turntables provides valuable insights into the physical and emotional demands of being a DJ, emphasizing the importance of resilience and adaptability.
Ethical Music Selection: The discussion highlights the moral dilemmas DJs face when choosing music from controversial artists, underscoring the impact of personal values on professional decisions.
Diverse Audience Engagement: Engaging with various audience demographics requires DJs to be versatile and sensitive to differing preferences and expectations.
Technological Integration: Embracing technology, such as AI-powered tools, can enhance a DJ's creative process and operational efficiency.
Balancing Personal and Professional Life: Maintaining personal relationships while managing a demanding career necessitates clear boundaries and time management strategies.
Conclusion
In this engaging episode of the Tosh Show, Daniel Tosh and DJ Tina Turntables offer listeners an in-depth exploration of the DJing world. From personal anecdotes to industry insights, the conversation sheds light on the complexities and rewards of a career behind the decks. Whether you're an aspiring DJ or simply curious about the profession, this episode provides a comprehensive and entertaining perspective.
Note: All timestamps are approximate and correspond to the transcript provided.