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Daniel Tosh (1:00)
Which are you more proud of, winning an Emmy or losing an Oscar. Toss show? Hey, welcome to Tosh Show. I want to thank all the sponsors, the national and the international ones. I want to thank Eddie for being here.
Eddie (1:23)
You're welcome. Thank you.
Daniel Tosh (1:24)
You're welcome.
Eddie (1:24)
Thanks for having me.
Daniel Tosh (1:25)
Yep, my daughter has been sick. She had a fever. So yesterday, instead of her normal routine of going to preschool, I just held her. I just held her for the whole day. And I know it sounds cliche, but it was the greatest day ever. Just held her all day long. She just wanted to be held. She was just so sad. And I'm like, I get Munchausen syndrome now. Yeah, I get why people do. Once they get clingy and needy. There's something adorable about it. She said to me, I don't want to have any food. I said, oh, you don't have to eat if you're not hungry today. And. And she goes, I just want you to hold me. And I don't want any food. And I'm like, done and done.
Eddie (2:09)
Perfect.
Daniel Tosh (2:10)
That was the best day ever. That's all you want from a woman.
Eddie (2:15)
No food and just hold.
Daniel Tosh (2:16)
Okay. I didn't need to say that. That was. That was a. That was a joke. And I don't think that the holding party. Your legs go to sleep. Yeah, it's funny. Even a 25 pounder will put your legs to sleep after a while.
