My Oscars Predictions

Summary

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Tosh Show — “My Oscars Predictions”

Host: Daniel Tosh
Guests: Eddie Gosling, Pete, Dylan, John, Greg (Daniel's father-in-law)
Date: March 10, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this Oscars-themed episode, Daniel Tosh delivers his trademark irreverent and incisive rundown of the 2026 Academy Awards Best Picture nominees. Joined by regular sidekick Eddie Gosling (with input from podcast producer Pete, engineer Dylan, and a phone call to his own father-in-law, Greg), Tosh skewers Hollywood, roasts the nominated films, and predicts the big winner — all with plenty of tangential banter and off-color asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Award Season, Etiquette, and “The Tourette’s Incident”

[01:31 - 09:06]

• Oscars Etiquette Gone Awry:
  Tosh launches with a riff on the viral moment where a man with Tourette's yelled the N-word during a live Oscars segment. He draws parallels to his own stand-up experiences and pushes for “common sense” in public spaces, humorously suggesting soundproof boxes or special seating for disruptive audience members.

  • "I've done shows where people that have had Tourette's were in the audience. Then it gets annoying. A lot of chirping. You're just like, ah, I get it. But don't be here. Timing is something that really matters in what I'm doing up here." (Daniel, 01:46)

• Comparing Discomforts:
  Tosh elaborates on the limits of tolerating disruptions — not just with Tourette's but with crying babies and sneezers.

  • "Around me, you sneeze twice, and then you leave for the rest of the night." (Daniel, 04:19)

• Rob Schneider & Representation:
  Comic asides about Rob Schneider's infamous movie (Deuce Bigelow) and daughter, with further musings about disabilities and announcements at live shows.

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2. A Cynical (and Relatable) Oscars Breakdown

[10:08 - 25:55]

• Tosh’s Relationship with the Oscars:
  Tosh confesses his ambivalence about the Oscars, joking that he only watches for content and shares Trump’s general disdain for awards shows.

  • “This is one of the few times I have to pretend that I side with my team. But really, when Trump shits on the Oscars, I'm right there with him.” (Daniel, 10:57)

• Number of Nominated Films:

  • “There are 10 films nominated for Best Picture, which might be every movie that was made in 2025.” (Daniel, 11:15)

• Watching Habits:
  Most movies were streamed or watched at home; neither Tosh nor Eddie saw many of them in theaters.

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3. Blunt Film-by-Film Commentary & Predictions

[12:33 - 25:55]

Each nominee gets roasted with fast, acerbic reviews as Tosh and Eddie banter:

Sinners

• Praised as a “big swing” for Hollywood and Michael B. Jordan’s double role (wry commentary on actors playing multiple parts and Hollywood pay).
  • “Why aren't you all the roles? Even the extras... So give him all the money.” (Daniel, 13:32)
• "Sinners should win based solely on making a vampire zombie movie that I gave a shit about." (Daniel, 14:07)

One Battle After Another

• Declared a near-perfect mix of drama and comedy, with Teyana Taylor’s appearance highlighted as Oscar-worthy.
  • “If they don't win, that's a hate crime." (Daniel, 15:29)
  • Reverse rape scene with Sean Penn celebrated as “the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.” (Daniel, 15:00)
• Sean Penn’s character walk praised for accuracy (“a little River Dancy” and IBS-inspired).
• DiCaprio’s password-forgetting scene labeled instantly relatable.

Begonia

• Satirically scolds movies that uglify Emma Stone. Tosh laments Emma taking roles “from ugly actors.”
  • “Stop taking roles from ugly actors.” (Daniel, 18:06)
• Predicts no awards due to the hangover from the director’s previous controversial film.

F1

• Nominated for Best Picture, but Tosh says it's essentially “Top Gun Maverick 2” and a rehash for boomers.
  • “F1 is laps behind Talladega Nights... Days of Thunder is better.” (Daniel, 20:05)

Frankenstein

• Critiques endless remakes and the cost of the latest version.
  • “Something shouldn’t carry over to the next generation.” (Daniel, 20:15)

Hamnet

• Lampoons the dramatic adaptation of Shakespeare’s domestic life and feigns irritation at anyone correcting his English.
  • “That is a very important life lesson for men: To accomplish great things, we need our families to leave us alone.” (Daniel, 21:37)
• “Nobody named Cliff gonna read Shakespeare.” (Daniel, 22:43)

Marty Supreme

• Finds the film overrated and populated by unlikable characters. Enjoyed Kevin O’Leary’s (Mr. Wonderful, Shark Tank) casting.

Secret Agent

• Skipped due to not wanting to read about political corruption until the “Epstein files” are released.

Sentimental Value

• Skipped due to lack of time and, as with Secret Agent, doubts about its true chances.

Train Dreams

• Completely unfamiliar to Tosh — jokes about the misleading title and its focus on Chinese railroad workers.
  • “At first glance, you would think train dreams was just a love letter to autistic little boys, but it’s not. The lack of trains and dreams on trains really seems misleading.” (Daniel, 25:15)

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4. Roundtable Picks & Parental Advice

[26:57 - 31:26]

• The team runs around the room making their Best Picture picks:

  • Eddie: Sinners
  • Pete/Dylan: One Battle After Another
  • John: Hamnet (“such a fucking artsy fartsy piece of shit he is” - Daniel on John, 27:23)

• Tosh calls his father-in-law, Greg, for final input.

  • Greg’s picks: “Sinners. Great... Marty Supreme. Loved it... Frankenstein. Loved it... F1... I can't believe it’s up for the Academy Award, but it’s fun... I'm going to go with One Battle after Another.” (Greg, 28:06–29:16)

• Banter about the Santa Claus/racist “club” from One Battle After Another; playful accusations, defensiveness, and quips about Sean Penn’s performance.

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5. Tosh’s Picks — The Satirical Finale

[31:26 - 34:09]

• Tosh mocks the idea of a three-way tie.

  • “This will be... my prediction is this year, it will run long... they’ll announce Sinners... then the people from One Battle After Another will run on stage and grab the microphone from them, say, this is bullshit.” (Daniel, 32:09)

• Ultimately, he jokes that he’s switching his pick to “The Pit,” a TV show — not a movie — because “it’s just one day... it’s great.”

• Chat about a character being written out for real-life political views and a riff on how easily nurses get jobs.

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6. Listener Interactions - “They Love Me, They Love Me Not”

[35:34 - 37:29]

• A segment where Eddie reads one positive and one negative listener comment:
  • Positive:
    • “Had a seizure last night... this is making me feel better. Thank you for these, Tosh...” (Young.Chillinger.69, 35:34)
  • Negative:
    • “Tosh, you’re a bum.” (Chaos Dagger 2145, 36:30)
• Daniel riffs on the hobo/bindlestiff life as a source of pride:
  • “You say I’m a bum, like it’s an insult... I got beans and a harmonica.” (Daniel, 36:32–37:03)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Michael B. Jordan in Sinners:
  “Why aren't you all the roles? All the roles, yes. In any movie... because it's more enjoyable watching him. So give him all the money.” (Daniel, 13:20)

• On Reverse-Rape Scene in One Battle After Another:
  “The scene where Sean Penn is describing being reverse raped while half of his face was blown off might have been the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.” (Daniel, 15:00)

• On DiCaprio Forgetting Passwords:
  “That scene where he forgot his password might have been the single most relatable thing in the history of cinema.” (Daniel, 16:36)

• On F1’s Nomination:
  “This is why most old people are stupid. It's like anyone that says Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player of all time. Fuck off. Larry Bird wouldn't make the G League today.” (Daniel, 20:06)

• On Hamnet and Shakespeare:
  “Nobody named Cliff gonna read Shakespeare.” (Daniel, 22:43)

• Father-in-law Greg on his winner:
  “I'm going to go with One Battle after Another... Not my favorite, but I think it's going to win.” (Greg, 29:16)

• Tosh on being called a “bum”:
  “You say I'm a bum, like it's an insult. And I say, oh, I'm seeing America. And I got beans and a harmonica.” (Daniel, 36:32–37:03)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Oscars etiquette & Tourette’s riff: 01:46 - 07:09
• Start of Best Picture rundown: 12:33
• Review of Sinners: 12:33 - 14:57
• Review of One Battle After Another: 14:57 - 18:06
• F1 and “old man” movies: 19:00 - 20:10
• Hamnet & Shakespeare jokes: 21:19 - 22:43
• Team rounds Robin of picks: 27:11 - 28:06
• Father-in-law Greg’s picks and banter: 28:06 - 31:26
• Daniel’s final “prediction”: 31:41 - 34:09
• "They Love Me, They Love Me Not" segment: 35:34 - 37:29

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Conclusion

With side-splitting sarcasm, running jokes about movie tropes, and a parade of irreverent tangents, Tosh Show’s Oscars episode delivers a thorough (if not respectful) takedown of the current Oscar lineup and film culture at large. Through quick-witted banter and personal anecdotes, Tosh calls out the absurdity of Hollywood, the pointlessness of awards bloat, and the mundane struggles of modern life — capping it all with unpredictable choices and listener chatter.

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Transcript

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[Daniel Tosh]

You want to do a drum roll, Ed? Sure, go ahead. I'm gonna give you my pick for best picture. The winner is. I don't know which one I want to go with. Welcome to another episode of Tosh Show. Daniel Tosh. Eddie Gosling. Eddie.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's award season.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yes, it is.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's why I'm dressed to the nines.

[Eddie Gosling]

Who are you wearing, Daniel?

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I'm glad you asked, Ed. Let's see, we got a top layer of Paul Smith and then a bottom layer of beefy tea.

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, nice.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, Beefy tea, tailored. By now, everyone has heard about the man with Tourette's who yelled out the N word while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage presenting. Now, I'm all for people feeling included and welcomed in all scenarios, but certain things. All right, at some point, let's knock it off. I've done shows where people that have had Tourette's were in the audience. Then it gets annoying. A lot of chirping. You're just like, ah, I get it. But don't be here. Timing is something that really matters in what I'm doing up here.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

So I can't have you just randomly throughout the entire night making noises. One time. I don't know if you were on this show or not, Ed. There was a beeping and I just kept screaming. And at Pete offstage, like, while I was performing, like, hey, can somebody get this beeping to stop? Well, it turns out this guy was literally on his deathbed at my show in a full doctor's bed, chair hooked up to machines and everything. And I guess if the beeping stopped, he means he was dead. It does, but I just can't. I went out there and talked to him after the show. You know, I was like, oh, yeah, you brought your bed.

[Eddie Gosling]

It was Boston.

[Daniel Tosh]

That was in Boston.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. Nice fella. I hope he enjoyed the show. He seemed like he enjoyed the show, but, you know. Yes. His instruments were making noise the whole time. That's awful. I say we put the guy with Tourette's in a little glass case.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, like a soundproof glass case.

[Daniel Tosh]

There you go. Or they don't have skybox seating at some of these venues. Put them in a skybox, close them in. I mean, if I'm holding a baby and I'm in a restaurant and my baby starts wailing, crying, I wait maybe two to five seconds before I stand up and take the baby outside. You know, that's just not polite to everyone else. If you have a cold and you're. You're sneezing, how many sneezes before you should get up and excuse yourself?

[Eddie Gosling]

Two.

[Daniel Tosh]

Two. Two sneezes and then leave. I don't ever want to hear, oh, I sneeze in sixes. No, you don't.

[Eddie Gosling]

Not around me.

[Daniel Tosh]

Not around me, you don't. Around me, you sneeze twice, and then you leave for the rest of the night. If you have Tourette's and you're in a place where you shouldn't yell something or, oh, oh, here comes two black presenters. Maybe that's your cue to tell your hand. Let's go over my mouth just in case one slips out. Right now.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, prepare.

[Daniel Tosh]

Maybe they can't control their hand. I don't know. I feel like you should be able to still control your hand. Why not invent something if you have Tourette's? A little, like, public kind of acceptable mouth gag. I'm trying to come up with solutions. You know, we'd let somebody come to an award show with a wheelchair, but if they didn't lock their wheels and just kept rolling down the aisle, smashing into people when they were getting up to accept their ward, we'd be like, hey, can you knock it off?

[Eddie Gosling]

We got to. We got to stop that, right?

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I can't help it, you know? Yeah, well, lock your wheels. That's probably not a good example.

[Eddie Gosling]

No, it's good.

[Daniel Tosh]

They made. They sent out a statement. The BAFTA awards, you know, thanks for your understanding and for helping create a respectful space for everyone. Oh, okay. Well, I can point to two people that might not feel respected. What's his name. Who's that horrible piece of shit right winger? Rob Schneider.

[Eddie Gosling]

Schneider. Rob Schneider, right.

[Daniel Tosh]

His daughter hates him. He did a movie, the Deuce Bigelow. And then he dated a woman with Tourette's.

[Eddie Gosling]

Right.

[Daniel Tosh]

In that movie. I really know this movie. And then they went to a ballpark where it was appropriate to yell out stuff. I don't know how anyone with Tourette's has survived to adulthood that occasionally screams the N word at people.

[Eddie Gosling]

Because nobody knows you have it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Right. Good luck convincing people in that moment. You know who else has Tourette's?

[Eddie Gosling]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

That. That house flipper on hgtv. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie Gosling]

I guess she does.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. That's what she's saying right now. She's saying, but what about me? I lost everything for. For doing the same thing. Well, that's because you stubbed your toe.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah. Yours was not.

[Daniel Tosh]

This guy has a diagnosed disease. Pete, how come when people have Tourette's and they come to my shows, they don't. You're not. How come we're not forced. They're not forced to let us know ahead of time?

[Eddie Gosling]

Sort of like the sign language, people.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, the sign. I always know if there's somebody that's going to be interpreting for me on the show. I should also know if somebody's going to be on a, you know, life support. That was bonkers. I've never had that. I've had that experience one time where there was a medical bed. I believe there was nurses with him as well. Weren't there?

[Eddie Gosling]

Took up 10 seats.

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Eddie Gosling]

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[Daniel Tosh]

Paw show. Welcome to the Oscars. As you can see, I've got a seat filler that would be pretty nice if during the Oscars, they only use dogs as seat fillers. Yep, less distracting than old Tourette's guy.

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, God.

[Daniel Tosh]

Although dogs can be racist. So this is our 2026 Oscars episode. Man, I haven't even watched all the nominated trailers. That's what we should do next year, Ed. Yeah, just review the trailers. Somebody make a note of that. Before the taping of this episode, I did a deep dive into all the technical awards that were given, but that will only air on our Patreon page. That'll drive traffic. This is one of the few times that I have to, you know, pretend that I side with my team. But really, when Trump shits on the Oscars, I'm right there with him. I'm like, I don't want to watch this dumb stuff either.

[Eddie Gosling]

It brings us together.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, listen, occasionally I see eye to eye with him. I don't love it. There are 10 films nominated for Best picture, which might be every movie that was made in 2025. Eddie, how many of the nominated films did you see in a movie theater?

[Eddie Gosling]

One.

[Daniel Tosh]

One I did. In a movie theater.

[Eddie Gosling]

In a movie theater.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now, the rest you saw at home? Yep. Okay, I saw zero in a movie theater. The only movie I saw in a movie theater last year was Zootopia 2. Now, I don't know if it was. It wasn't nominated for Best picture, but it was a good film. Can you call that a film?

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Now, I'm not counting the movies that I watched in my private home theater. And before people start going, oh, you bragging about having a home theater, know that we, my wife and I, purchased an old AMC theater and renovated. Had good bones. Yes, it did. It surely drank its milk. That's a real. That's a real deep cut. All right, let's get into these films. First one up, Sinners. Did you see it?

[Eddie Gosling]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Love it.

[Eddie Gosling]

Loved it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Loved it, too. Sinners. I love a big swing. And this movie was a big swing. It was basically a remake of From Dusk till Dawn, but a big swing nonetheless. But you replace one sexy George Clooney with two even sexier Michael B. Jordans. It was good. Everybody worries about AI taking over Hollywood, but nobody talks about when an actor plays two different roles. You know, Michael B. Jordan only got one check. But had they cast two different people in that role, which would have been totally acceptable. Two brothers playing, you know, brothers. Oh, that didn't sound right. You.

[Eddie Gosling]

We know. You mean.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know what I meant.

[Eddie Gosling]

He has Tourette's.

[Daniel Tosh]

There would be two checks. You know, this all goes back to the clumps.

[Eddie Gosling]

Clumps.

[Daniel Tosh]

The clumps. That's who set the precedent. Eddie Murphy plays 10 roles and they cut him one check. Now the unions need to step in right now. If you have to sit in the makeup chair and have your makeup redone, that's an extra check.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

Because the makeup artist, she's going to get paid. And why did I assume it was a woman? Well, it's because it's a chick job.

[Eddie Gosling]

Usually is.

[Daniel Tosh]

This is just my concern. Maybe he got two checks. Here's the thing. Do I think he's a great actor? I do. Did I like that? He was two different roles and I did. Almost to the point where I'm like, why aren't you all the roles. All the roles, yes. In any movie that he's in. Why don't you just be all the roles? Even the extras, because it's more enjoyable watching him. So give him all the money. I stand by this, by the way. Let me talk about Sinners for a second, because everyone in that juke joint, everyone at the end, they could have survived had the one Asian lady just fucking not ruined it for everybody and just stayed inside for 20 more minutes until the sun came up. Sinners should win based solely on making a vampire zombie movie that I gave a shit about. Okay, so far, Pretty good. Pretty good list. We're one in, but that's. Guess that was a great one. Guess what? It only gets better. One battle after another. Did you see it?

[Eddie Gosling]

I did.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did you love it?

[Eddie Gosling]

Loved it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Two for two, Ed.

[Eddie Gosling]

Two for two.

[Daniel Tosh]

Same here. I loved it. The movie had everything. Also funny. I didn't know if I didn't expect to be laughing constantly in this movie. I just thought it was really funny. I almost thought they could do away with some of the seriousness and just have it just be a twisted dark comedy. The casting was perfect for every role. Teyana Taylor and her ass. If they don't win, that's a hate crime.

[Eddie Gosling]

I agree.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, good grief. I didn't know that could be a figure. And I've been told before that jokes about rape are never funny. But the scene where Sean Penn is describing being reversed raped while half of his face was blown off might have been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Eddie Gosling]

Pretty incredible.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, my goodness.

[Eddie Gosling]

Sean Penn.

[Daniel Tosh]

Sean Penn. And let's be honest, he should win an Oscar solely for the way he walked during that movie. As someone who suffers from ibs, I know what that walk is. I know what his inspiration was. It's. Oh, I need to find a restroom in a hurry. Let's not move too much of the upper body right now. Let the legs. It's a little River Dancy. Leo looked good in this movie. I liked him. I loved his character. That scene where he forgot his password might have been the single most relatable thing in the history of cinema.

[Eddie Gosling]

It was good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Just ends. It just screams idiot.

[Eddie Gosling]

So angry.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, I just. I was perfect. You remember all your passwords?

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, God, no. I would say 70%. I'm pretty good.

[Daniel Tosh]

I have this one account that I couldn't get into. And then it went to those dumb questions.

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, God, that's.

[Daniel Tosh]

And the questions, I started laughing because I literally had no idea what I would have answered.

[Eddie Gosling]

I mean, you set them up so long ago.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, you know, there's a new scam going out. You got to look out for. They find out that you have booked a plane ticket and then they send you an email that said there's been a change in your ticket and it has your name, it looks official. And you click on the link and then it's. It's your dunzo. Oh man. Now I've heard some people say that Hamnet was too white. And then I've heard others say that sinners was just too black. But one battle after another was just right. It's the Goldilocks of cast race, Begonia. Oh, here he goes again, this guy, huh? I gotta hand it to Begonia. You know, they really go for it. But I just don't need any more movies this that make Emma Stone ugly. It's not fair. Stop taking roles from ugly actors.

[Eddie Gosling]

Emma, you're an advocate.

[Daniel Tosh]

This movie has no real chance of winning anything. And I believe it's because people are still hung up on Yorga's other film. The one where the child was trapped in a woman's body and she just kept getting railed by powerful men. Release the files. Vroom.

[Eddie Gosling]

Sounds like F1's coming up.

[Daniel Tosh]

F1.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, it does, buddy.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh man, that's gotta be Dylan's favorite one, where he's like, I'll just turn the volume all the way up. What platform? Dylan, do you think people complain the most about your audio mixes for this show?

[Eddie Gosling]

I don't know if you can. Can you complain on Spotify?

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, you're saying that's the one that's. That's definitely people are talking about?

[Eddie Gosling]

I don't think there's a. I don't think there's a function to be able to complain on Spotify. But on YouTube, somebody did complain about Spotify.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about page I heard on Patreon? The audio is perfect.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, it's amazing. Crystal clear.

[Daniel Tosh]

People should go on our Patreon. That's awful. Now here's the clearest example that there are too many films nominated. F1 was nominated for best picture. It's not. That's ridiculous. It's a movie we've all seen before. It's Top Gun Maverick 2. The 61 year old with abs is gonna come in and show these young whippersnappers a thing or two. This is why most old people are stupid. It's like anyone that says Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player of all time. Fuck off. Larry Bird wouldn't make the G League today. Hell, he wouldn't make the Elementop League. Stop making movies for boomers to feel good about. Themselves. You're old, you're confused, you make everything worse. And I liked F1. Is it as good as Talladega Knights? F1? Is laps behind Talladega Knights? F1. Better than days of Thunder? Nah, it's revisionist history.

[Eddie Gosling]

Days of Thunder is the best.

[Daniel Tosh]

Days of Thunder is better.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Rubbin's Racing.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Better line. Ice cream. Okay, what are we on to? What's the next movie?

[Eddie Gosling]

Frankenstein.

[Daniel Tosh]

Frankenstein? You mean monster. That, right there is the problem with Frankenstein. This movie's been made a thousand times, and every single time I watch whatever version I'm supposed to watch, I am blindsided by the fact that that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor that created the monster. Not the monster. The monster has no name. It's just, first of all, this fucking movie. What are we doing? It cost $120 million to fucking make this movie, and nobody saw it, including me. I'm just reading a review from one of our commenters. I mean, something shouldn't carry over to the next generation. I know this book was incredible 200 years ago, but it's 2026. How do you expect us to care about some stupid horror story from the 19th century? Now imagine people in 1818 watching the human Centipede.

[Eddie Gosling]

I love it.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'll take your answers off air. Hamnet. Hamnet.

[Eddie Gosling]

Hamnet.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hamnet. Am I the only person that pronounces Hamnet the way I think comedian Hamburger was would pronounce it?

[Eddie Gosling]

Hamnet Hamburger Jones.

[Daniel Tosh]

I miss him, Rip. He's alive, right?

[Eddie Gosling]

He probably is.

[Daniel Tosh]

He's got to be alive. Hamnet tells the unforgettable story of William Shakespeare's wife having to raise their three children alone during the Elizabethan era. Overcoming countless obstacles. Childbirth, starvation, infectious diseases, insane violence. Only to lose her son to the bubonic plague. Because Billy constantly left his home for months at a time while he was working on his plays in London. That is a very important life lesson for men. To accomplish great things, we need our families to leave us alone. I'll tell you what else. The movie's a nice reminder that medicine has only been around for the past hundred years or so. Before that, it was just like, here, here's a dirty, wet washcloth. Let's just put that on your head and hope things return to normal.

[Eddie Gosling]

Hope your fever breaks.

[Daniel Tosh]

Honestly, Even in the 16th century, people would think that RFK Jr. Is batshit crazy. You didn't think I was gonna be able to steer that into today's politics, did you?

[Eddie Gosling]

Got us there.

[Daniel Tosh]

There I am. And thank God. This movie wasn't in Middle English because I couldn't have lasted more than three minutes. And I don't want people to correct me. Actually, it's considered early Modern English. You and I both know you've never read any Shakespeare. No one has. That's why Cliff Notes were invented. The first 16 cliff notes were all for Shakespeare titles. Look it up. Nobody named Cliff gonna read Shakespeare. Marty Supreme. Did you watch it?

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

I did too. Who is this movie for and why was there so much hype around it? I mean, it's fun, I guess, if your idea of fun is spending two and a half hours with unlikable characters that never give you anything in return.

[Eddie Gosling]

Agreed.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did you know they just cast random people off the street for some of the roles in this movie? Which would explain why when you were watching it and some of the acting seemed poor, you were like, well, that makes sense. This person has never done this. I will say though, Kevin o' Leary might have been the single greatest casting in this film. Super believable as a total dick. Like watching an episode of Shark Tank from the early 50s. And for that reason, I'm out. Okay, on to the Secret Agent. I watch everything with subtitles on it. So just because a film is in a foreign language, that that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not going to watch it. Now that being said, I did not watch this film. I know it's about political corruption. So here are my thoughts. I'll watch this movie and read every subtitle when Pam Bondi releases the Epstein files. All of them unredacted, so I can read that too. Okay. If you want to know more about the Secret Agent, I recommend you watching the movie and telling me about it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Sentimental value. Didn't see it. And not because it is also another foreign film. Guys, I have kids. I've got a pig. I just do not have the time for this. I'm sure it was great. I'm sure it deserves to win. But let's be honest, neither of these two films have any chance of winning Best Picture. That's my lock of the week. Lock of a week. Lock of the week. Oh, our last one.

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Number 10.

[Eddie Gosling]

Here we go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Train Dreams. I have literally never heard of this movie in my entire life until this exact moment. And I did research for this episode. I'm not entirely sure why they named the movie this. Probably because dreams about the murdered Chinese railroad worker would have been too off putting for audiences. Now, at first glance, you would think train dreams was just a love letter to autistic little boys, but it's not. The lack of trains and dreams on trains really seems misleading. I have no idea why this is nominated for best picture. Can we please stop nominating 10 films? We'll be right back.

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[Daniel Tosh]

Paw show. All right, all right. What's your. What's your pick, Ed? Centers, sinners. That's a good pick, Ed. I hope you and your team win.

[Eddie Gosling]

Thank you.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about you? What about you, Pete? Who do you think is going to win? Going one battle after another. Dylan, what's your pick?

[Eddie Gosling]

One battle after another.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, John Hamnet. Hamnet?

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Shakespeare John. Such a fucking artsy fartsy piece of shit he is.

[Eddie Gosling]

He loves this stuff. He loves this stuff.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, he does. He cares so much.

[Eddie Gosling]

He says, hey, the Oscars are coming up. He tells us this.

[Daniel Tosh]

He's like. It's just. It's unbelievable. We.

[Eddie Gosling]

This act who's hosting, Jesse Buckley was incredible.

[Daniel Tosh]

He said it was the best acting he's ever seen. It's literally the best in Hamnet I've ever seen. He loved it. Before I make my pick, I need to call in my father in law.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

Daddy Greg.

[Eddie Gosling]

Mr. Movie man himself.

[Daniel Tosh]

Let him sway me one way or another. Let's see what he's up to.

[Eddie Gosling]

He's been in a movie.

[Daniel Tosh]

He knows movies. Let's see what he's up to.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Hello there.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hey, buddy. What's up?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Nothing. Watching a war movie.

[Daniel Tosh]

What are you doing? What war movie are you watching?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Oh, you don't want to know. Yeah, watching Cross of Iron. It's an old Sam Peckinpah movie.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, which war did it. Did it win an award when it came out?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I don't think so. No, probably not.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hey, let's talk about the best picture this year for the oscars. We got 10. 10 nominees. And you tell me if you saw it and you liked it. Just give me a quick one. Sinners. Great. One Battle after Another. Good Train Dreams.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I did not see it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Marty Supreme.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Loved it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Secret Agent.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Dying to see it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Sentimental value.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Very good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hamnet.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Have not seen it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Begonia.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I have not seen it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Frankenstein.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Loved it.

[Daniel Tosh]

There you go. Okay, okay, hold on. Piece of rice on my paper.

[Eddie Gosling]

F1. F1.

[Daniel Tosh]

F. Oh, F1. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie Gosling]

That's great.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I can't believe it's up for the Academy Award, but it's fun.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, that's the way I feel about F1. It is. This is silly to put that one in there.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Yes, I agree.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your. What's your pick?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I'm going to go with One Battle after Another.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you didn't love it.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Not my favorite, but I think it's going to win.

[Daniel Tosh]

You. You. You said that you've always longed to be in that Santa Claus club.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

What does that mean?

[Daniel Tosh]

What's that? What's that. What's that group of white racists the

[Eddie Gosling]

Christmas lockjaw is trying to get into?

[Daniel Tosh]

What are they called in the movie One battle after another? The Weird.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Gosling]

Okay.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Yeah. I don't remember the name. I got you now.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, but you said you.

[Eddie Gosling]

That reference.

[Daniel Tosh]

You said you've always wanted to be in that club.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

No, I did not say that to you. Shame on you.

[Daniel Tosh]

You. You now. Now you're pure white, right?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

As far as I know.

[Eddie Gosling]

Okay. Christmas adventurer.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did you. Did you think. Did you. What did you think of Sean Penn's walk in that movie?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Perfect. He had it down. Perfect. Absolutely wonderful. That was a great portrayal he did.

[Daniel Tosh]

Who was he portraying?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

A racist old white guy.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, he wasn't that racist all the time. He still. He loved her.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Hey, she made him have sex with her. You gotta remember the movie.

[Daniel Tosh]

He reverse raped, but.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Reverse rape.

[Eddie Gosling]

That was the term for new ringtone.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, well, that's your pick. You know, I'm not. I don't. I don't disagree with you, but I don't. I don't know that it's gonna win. Did you like Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

He was okay. He's always good. He was okay.

[Eddie Gosling]

He wasn't.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

He wasn't the best part.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. All right. All right, good stuff, Good stuff. Did you. Did you see Train Dreams?

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I can't talk myself into that. It looks too depressing. Have you watched it?

[Daniel Tosh]

No, but I know it's visually beautiful, so that part of it I could get into.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

It looks pretty and Nick Cave does the music, so that's two things. But it looks so damn depressing. All right, I really do want to see Secret Agent. That's what I'm dying to see. Just haven't gotten around to it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, you've got. You've got these weird 1950s war movies through first.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Exactly. And there's a lot of them.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, I'll see you in Palm Springs.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

I can't wait.

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[Daniel Tosh]

All right, bye.

[Greg (Daniel Tosh's Father-in-law)]

Bye.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, there you go. He thinks. He thinks Hollywood's rigged. You want to do a drum roll, Ed? Sure, go ahead. I'm going to give you my pick for best picture. The winner is F1.

[Eddie Gosling]

F1.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. One battle after another.

[Eddie Gosling]

So hang on. Battle. Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's gonna be the first two way tie.

[Eddie Gosling]

But what never happened that to be amazing.

[Daniel Tosh]

Three way tie. Sinners too.

[Eddie Gosling]

Sinners also.

[Daniel Tosh]

First three way tie.

[Eddie Gosling]

Geez. First three way tie. Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

Didn't. One year they read the wrong winner and they came up and celebrated and then they go, sorry, there's a huge mistake. It was not that Moonlight.

[Eddie Gosling]

Right. And La La Land.

[Daniel Tosh]

Right. So they've done this. It's not unprecedented.

[Eddie Gosling]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. So, yeah, this will be. My prediction is this year. It will run long and, yeah, they'll announce sinners, and, you know, then the people from One Battle after another will run on stage and grab the microphone from them, say, this is bullshit.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah. Train dreams. French 75.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw my vote for F1. You know, why not? You remember a few years ago when Brad Pitt was showing up at Kanye west, like, spiritual churches that he was having outside? Remember when Kanye was doing these, like, weird outdoor church services and there was one in Compton and Brad Pitt showed up to it and he was just like, I just remember thinking, oh, Brad, you're too old to fucking give a shit about what anybody says. And then to see what Kanye turned into shortly after that.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hey, guys, quick update. I'm going to change my pick for best picture of 2025.

[Eddie Gosling]

What's it going to be?

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm. I'm changing it to the Pit. I love it. I think it's great. And I know some people are like, oh, it's a television show. No, it's just one day that's true. It's just one day. And I watch it once. They're all out in one full day, one shift, and it's great. I love it. Now, did you know that in season two, the one doctor, the only person that wasn't there from season one, the black doctor with the close haircut, you know, they said, oh, they just. They just wrote her off. But I'm told it's because she had some real right wing views in real life that annoyed the out of everybody on set.

[Eddie Gosling]

Gotta work together now.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know if that's true or not, but, man, that's fun to read about. Yeah, it is. And they're like, you know what? We got the best show in the world. See you later.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

And they just. They said they just one line in, like, episode five, she went to Idaho to work.

[Eddie Gosling]

That's it. You're gone.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's how it is. You know, I. I knew that growing up with my mother being a nurse, we were. She was always. She never cared where my dad got transferred. She's like, I'll get a job in one day. She just showed up in the new town. Hey, you want me? I got ER experience. I got pediatric experience. What do you want? Where do you need me? And she did it. She showed up, got work. That's. That's why we need nurses, you know, because not everybody's smart enough to be a doctor. Okay? By the way, I was kidding, Mom. You're plenty. You're smart enough to be a doctor. You're a wonderful nurse. Although she'd never really take me to the hospital for anything. She just gave me two Tylenol. Say all right, you're fine. We got some plugs. Patreon.com tossshow My first farewell tour. Come on. Come see us. We're only doing this once.

[Eddie Gosling]

This time.

[Daniel Tosh]

This time. Tossshowstore.com get your. Get your show merch. Oh, and now hit the music. Like it? I like that we're mixing up the music. Don't marry us to something. Our new segment called they Love Me, they love me not. This is where Eddie reads a comment that was recently posted. One positive, one negative. All right, let's start with they love me.

[Eddie Gosling]

Okay, we got young. Chillinger, 69, had a seizure last night. Wife found me foaming, blooding at the mouth. I could have died. I'm currently in the hospital, and this is making me feel better. Thank you for these, Tash, and I'm happy to be alive to see this this morning, watching your podcast Always makes me feel better.

[Daniel Tosh]

Wow. I mean, that's. That's serious. That guy had a seizure last night, and today he's just enjoying my podcast. That just shows you right there how fickle life is. One minute you're foaming and bleeding at the mouth, and then the next minute you're just laughing. I'm glad you're on the mend, and I hope to continue to give you years of enjoyment. Now, do we have a they love me not, or was nobody negative this week?

[Eddie Gosling]

No, we got a negative. Oh, this is a Chaos Dagger. 2145.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Eddie Gosling]

Tosh, you're a bum.

[Daniel Tosh]

Ah. I'm like, are you talking about like. Like a. Like a hobo? Like, I ride the trains. It's kind of cool. Got a little bindle.

[Eddie Gosling]

Got a little bindle for your little things in it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. You got my beans.

[Eddie Gosling]

You got your harmonica?

[Daniel Tosh]

Got a harmonica and some beans.

[Eddie Gosling]

You're good.

[Daniel Tosh]

You tell me. You tell me a better life. You say I'm a bum, like it's an insult. And I say, oh, I'm seeing the country, seeing America. And I got a bean, I got beans, and I got a harmonica.

[Eddie Gosling]

Maybe a watch.

[Daniel Tosh]

There's no way I have a watch. Why would I have a watch?

[Eddie Gosling]

Pocket. Knife doesn't work the pocket.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, I don't have a. The guy called me a bum. He didn't say, you're MacGyver. Maybe he didn't mean it like that. Maybe you're a bum. Like you're a butt. You're an ass.

[Eddie Gosling]

Could be an acronym.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, either way, it's not the worst thing I've been called today. See you next week.

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