Tosh Show Episode Summary: "My Wife - Carly Tosh"

Release Date: March 11, 2025

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of the Tosh Show, host Daniel Tosh invites his wife, Carly Hallam Tosh, to share intimate and candid moments from their life together. The episode delves into their relationship, marriage, family dynamics, and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with a genuine glimpse into the couple's world.

1. Introduction to Carly Hallam Tosh

At 08:17, Daniel Tosh introduces Carly, highlighting her multifaceted roles as a poet, television writer, and mother. He playfully remarks on the challenge of interviewing his wife, given her vibrant personality and their shared history.

Daniel Tosh [08:17]: "This interview is going to be difficult because I find it hard to listen to the words coming out of my guest's mouth... It's my beautiful, charming, brilliant wife. Please welcome Mrs. Daniel Tosh, aka Carly."

2. Early Life and Education

Carly opens up about her upbringing in Bonita Springs, Florida, discussing her academic achievements and decision to attend the University of Florida. She shares insights into her high school experience, including her role as valedictorian and her initial enthusiasm for staying in Florida.

Carly Hallam Tosh [09:44]: "I was thinking Tasha had the perfect life, and then I find out his wife doesn't like sandwiches. It's like saying you don't enjoy charcuterie. It's impossible."

Daniel challenges Carly's academic choices, suggesting that she might have had the potential to attend an Ivy League school. Carly acknowledges this in hindsight but emphasizes her unwavering desire to attend the University of Florida.

Carly Hallam Tosh [13:09]: "Yes. But I didn't even try. I just wanted to go to the University of Florida. I did. Early decision."

3. Meeting and Dating Daniel Tosh

The narrative transitions to how Daniel and Carly met during a job interview at Tosh0. Carly recounts lying about her location to secure the job, leading to their first encounter filled with awkwardness and mutual misunderstandings.

Carly Hallam Tosh [18:49]: "I went to interview at Tosh0... I was pretending like I was living in Los Angeles, but I wasn't."

Daniel humorously describes the first moment they interacted, involving his dog, Castro, disrupting Carly's interview.

Daniel Tosh [20:12]: "You don't like dogs, do you?"

Their dating phase is marked by quirky moments and Daniel's self-deprecating humor about his initial attempts to woo Carly.

Daniel Tosh [25:38]: "I think that's a good move."

4. Marriage and Wedding Anecdotes

The couple delves into their wedding details, including their unique choice of music and the limited guest list inspired by a bet Daniel made with his friend Eddie about keeping weddings small.

Carly Hallam Tosh [35:02]: "I do. It was Gold Digger by Kanye West... I thought the DJ was fucking with me."

Daniel explains the origin of their small wedding, fulfilling the terms of his bet, and shares humorous observations about the guest list dynamics.

Daniel Tosh [32:30]: "When Eddie and I were very young, we made this bet... All our clients have to do prenups, and you can just put it on her."

5. Family Life and Children

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing their children, including the origins of their names and their children's interests. Carly reveals insights into their son's piano lessons and daughter's enthusiasm for musicals, juxtaposed with Daniel's comedic takes on their singing abilities.

Carly Hallam Tosh [50:09]: "Our son... was the runner up name, and then that was not the runner up."

Daniel Tosh [52:03]: "He thinks he's really good. There's no way we've created a good singer."

Their parenting styles and the challenges of balancing careers with family life are explored with both sincerity and humor.

6. Career Dynamics and Writing

Carly discusses her career trajectory, including her transition from writing for male comedians to branching out into scripted shows. She reflects on the limitations and opportunities within the writing industry, emphasizing her desire to diversify her portfolio.

Carly Hallam Tosh [38:28]: "I think I just. That was my trajectory."

Daniel Tosh [38:35]: "You're writing a script now that's inspired by the relationship between you, me, and your sister."

7. Personal Traits and Quirks

The couple candidly discusses their personal quirks and habits, from Carly's aversion to wearing a wedding ring and medical ID bracelet to Daniel's baldness and humorous take on his own flaws. These light-hearted exchanges reveal the depth and comfort in their relationship.

Carly Hallam Tosh [27:35]: "I have stubby little fingers and when they're together I feel like smoshed and like claustrophobic."

Daniel Tosh [43:09]: "Her siblings all have cool names. Taylor, Chase, Jordan, Carly."

8. Prenup and Financial Humor

A notable segment revolves around their prenup agreement, with Daniel sharing amusing anecdotes about its contents and Carly's interactions with her attorney. This discussion underscores the practical aspects of their marriage while maintaining a humorous tone.

Daniel Tosh [46:19]: "You just never gave him a chance. I bet he would have been more proud."

Carly Hallam Tosh [46:07]: "The prenup. Bound in leather."

9. Reflections on Marriage and Love

Towards the end of the conversation, Daniel and Carly reflect on their nine-year marriage, expressing love, appreciation, and the unique bond they share. They discuss the inevitability of future challenges and the strength they draw from each other.

Daniel Tosh [59:11]: "You think you would remarry? I know I wouldn't remarry, but I'm old as dirt, so who cares?"

Carly Hallam Tosh [62:19]: "I think you love me more. Or you just are better at showing love maybe than I am."

10. Passing of Their Dog Ava

In an emotional turn, Daniel shares the recent loss of their senior dog, Ava, detailing his experience and the impact on their family. Carly provides a compassionate perspective, highlighting the challenges of dealing with a beloved pet's passing.

Daniel Tosh [66:02]: "Ava, our little dog, our senior dog, was almost 15 years old. She passed away... I held her, and that's it, you know, pain free."

Carly Hallam Tosh [67:39]: "She passed away. Not the worst experience. It was definitely time."

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with Daniel expressing gratitude towards Carly for her participation, blending humor with heartfelt moments. The couple's dynamic showcases a balance of comedic timing and genuine affection, offering listeners both laughs and emotional resonance.

Daniel Tosh [63:02]: "Well, so quick. There's no passion in this. There's no. She just laughs at me. This guys, try again."

Carly Hallam Tosh [63:05]: "Oh, okay."

Notable Quotes:

• Daniel Tosh [08:17]: "It's my beautiful, charming, brilliant wife. Please welcome Mrs. Daniel Tosh, aka Carly."

• Carly Hallam Tosh [09:44]: "I don't believe there is such a thing as the perfect wife."

• Daniel Tosh [20:12]: "You don't like dogs, do you?"

• Carly Hallam Tosh [35:02]: "I do. It was Gold Digger by Kanye West."

• Daniel Tosh [43:09]: "Her siblings all have cool names. Taylor, Chase, Jordan, Carly."

• Daniel Tosh [46:19]: "The prenup. It's our prenup."

• Daniel Tosh [59:11]: "You think you would remarry? I know I wouldn't remarry, but I'm old as dirt, so who cares?"

• Daniel Tosh [66:02]: "Ava, our little dog, our senior dog, was almost 15 years old. She passed away."

This episode of the Tosh Show masterfully blends humor with poignant moments, providing listeners with an authentic portrayal of Daniel and Carly Tosh's life together. From their quirky beginnings to the enduring love that sustains their marriage, the conversation is both entertaining and endearing.