Tosh Show Throwback | My French Friend - Pierre

Summary

Tosh Show Throwback | My French Friend - Pierre
Podcast: Tosh Show
Host: Daniel Tosh
Guest: Pierre
Release Date: October 27, 2025

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Overview

In this lively and irreverent throwback episode, comedian Daniel Tosh welcomes his long-time friend Pierre—a charismatic French expatriate living in Los Angeles—for a candid and often hilarious conversation. The two delve into Pierre’s journey from rural Normandy to Malibu, his adjustment to American life, dating escapades, citizenship adventures, and the quirks of cross-cultural friendship. Throughout, Tosh’s signature sharp wit and Pierre’s unfiltered honesty make for a conversation full of laughs, cultural insights, and memorable moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Growth, Audience Feedback, and Production Banter

(02:21 - 10:25)

• Early Podcast Success: Tosh and producer Eddie review listener comments, reflecting on the show's surprisingly positive reception and weaving in jokes about their own ambitions (“How many do we have to do until somebody comes calling and says, ‘Listen, we want to buy this show outright and give you $500 billion’?” – Daniel Tosh, 02:29).
• Listener Critiques: Comments about show format, set design, on-screen borders, and editing elicit playful reactions from Tosh (“Be careful or I’ll make the goddamn frame bigger.” – Daniel Tosh, 08:13).
• Behind-the-Scenes: Tosh jokes about the small writing/production team (“Three white, middle-aged married men that were blackballed from comedy. That’s not true. But they are white.” – Daniel Tosh, 06:50).

2. Introducing Pierre – French Friend & LA Local

(10:26 - 11:56)

• Who Is Pierre?: Pierre is introduced as “France’s greatest gift to America since the Statue of Liberty.” He’s Tosh’s only friend not on payroll and texts Tosh “more than my wife” (10:47).
• Pierre's Texting Habits: Pierre confirms his frequent texting, to Tosh’s bewilderment and amusement, especially before their surf sessions.

3. Pierre’s Origin Story – From Normandy to Malibu

(11:56 - 14:37)

• Small Town Roots: Pierre describes his upbringing in Digouleville, a 200-person village in Normandy, and a family castle owned by his grandmother.
• Immigration Journey: Moved to America 14 years ago after a stint in Australia to surf and improve his English. Studied farming (“until I was 16, but I was sick of it because I had to wake up at 5 and the cow keep pooping on my face” – Pierre, 13:10).
• Romantic Life: Pierre once lived in Malibu hoping to “find a rich woman” but mostly enjoyed the peaceful surf.

4. Pierre’s Dating Life & Citizenship Saga

(14:37 - 18:26)

• Dating Many, Loving Few: Tosh jokes about Pierre’s prolific romantic history: “I’m going to give you a number…100 over or under?” Pierre’s answer: “Maybe more. Okay.” (15:12)
• The Sham Marriage: Pierre tells the wild story of marrying a friend to get a green card—without even kissing her, though a friend did sleep with her instead (“And in the butt.” – Pierre, 15:39).
• Green Card & Citizenship: After the divorce, Pierre met an immigration lawyer on a dating app and combined the joy of citizenship with “a little gift” (16:39).

5. Cultural Differences, Dating in LA, and French Stereotypes

(18:26 - 23:39)

• Dating in America: Pierre laments the “games” LA women play and the expectation that men pay for expensive dinners.
• French vs. American Attitudes: Pierre dispels the idea that French people are homophobic or more racist, revealing he once bartended (and danced in a cage) at a gay club. Tipping culture and cultural perceptions of comedy and cuisine are debated.
• Food, Wine, and Art: Pierre and Tosh debate which country excels—France or others—in food, wine, cheese, fashion, art, and especially comedy (“No one ever thinks comedy, thinks France.” – Daniel Tosh, 23:34).

6. Pierre’s Life in America – Guest Houses, Jobs, and Lying About His Age

(23:39 - 27:15)

• Living in Guest Houses: Pierre says he’s “always lived in guest houses” in the U.S.
• Career Shifts: Started with farm work and gardening in France, moved through odd jobs and, since meeting Tosh, has worked in fashion, especially women’s swimwear and lingerie.
• Notable Anecdotes: Tosh accuses Pierre (jokingly) of lying about his age, which Pierre doesn’t deny. A singer once wrote a song about Pierre—a proud moment.

7. France vs. USA Playful Rivalry: Sports, Surfing, and More

(27:15 - 39:34)

• Quiz About France: Tosh quizzes Pierre on French history (“When did France last execute someone by guillotine?” Pierre guesses wrong, learning it was 1977. “Damn, I should bring this back.” – Pierre, 25:54).
• American Sports: Pierre is baffled by Tosh’s football obsession. His favorite college team is Notre Dame, only because of the French-sounding name.
• Surfing Bond: Surfing remains the glue in their friendship—both prefer empty waves and have surfed pools in Waco, Texas. They reminisce on friends, competitive surf encounters, and embarrassing moments, including being mocked by pro surfer Stephanie Gilmore for running with their leashes on.

8. Pierre: Party Life, Sobriety, and French Flaws

(27:15 - 31:42)

• Substance Use: Pierre admits a boozy past but has been sober for six months; he feels he had more “game” with women when drunk.
• Dating App Addictions: Pierre enlists in every app, leveraging his accent and French charm.
• Personal Philosophy: Pierre claims he doesn’t want marriage or kids—he values the freedom to surf and text Tosh anytime.

9. Notable Gifts and Running Jokes

(29:10 - 29:34)

• Gift Exchange: Tosh gifts Pierre sweaters “with stripes—because the French love stripes.”
• Friendship Banter: Their constant back-and-forth includes jokes about Daniel’s body proportions, Pierre’s cooking, and the authenticity of the French palate.

10. Memorable Neighborhood Stories & Surfing Antics

(31:42 - 39:34)

• Neighborhood Dynamics: The duo reflects on growing up with local kids, particularly Arthur, the “wave heir.” Tosh recounts prioritizing surfing over helping Arthur with a broken foot.
• Competing for Waves: Pierre describes Tosh as competitive in the water, enforcing personal space and sometimes unintentionally intimidating kids.

11. Dating Adventures and Social Mishaps

(35:41 - 38:01)

• Strikeout with Pro Surfer’s Sister: Pierre describes striking out with Stephanie Gilmore’s sister, pushing too hard to impress her.
• Soho House Encounter: Tosh questions Pierre about bathroom escapades at the exclusive club, learning Pierre doesn’t bother with condoms—“It’s not fashionable.” (37:54)

12. Mental Health, Disease, and Final Reflections

(38:08 - 39:50)

• Mental Wellness: Neither do therapy. Pierre prefers surfing for mental relief.
• No STDs, But...: Pierre claims he’s “lucky” to have avoided STDs, but did catch malaria in Africa.
• Closing Banter: Pierre does a (bad) Christopher Walken impression upon being prompted, and Tosh notes the oddity of forming new adult male friendships.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “My goal is to skyrocket in your top five. I’ll be honest, top 10 is really… is plenty good enough.” – Daniel Tosh (03:00)
• “You crap yourself quite a bit as well, don’t you?” – Daniel Tosh, needling Pierre (01:41)
• “I spent one year in Australia…to learn English…my roommates in France were from England. They taught me bad words.” – Pierre (12:26)
• “Why did you come [to Malibu]?” “For surfing…and I was peaceful, trying to find some rich woman.” – Daniel Tosh & Pierre (14:37–14:44)
• “I was bartender in a gay club, and I had a cage. I was a cage dancer.” – Pierre (19:43, 19:53)
• “You ever had sex with my wife?” – Daniel Tosh, jokingly (25:25)
• “You banged a grandma, you banged my kid’s teacher, and you banged tons of Russians.” – Daniel Tosh (27:01)
• “I don't think so. I don't know. Because I need to text you to go surfing anytime.” – Pierre on having kids (27:35)
• “Your accent sometimes, to me, sounds like someone doing a bad Christopher Walken impression.” – Daniel Tosh (38:56)
• “You make lingerie even sound sexier by saying lujou.” – Daniel Tosh, on Pierre’s French accent (28:35)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Podcast opening, reviewing audience comments & show format: 02:21–10:25
• Pierre introduction & texting habits: 10:26–11:56
• Pierre’s background, small village, and career: 11:56–14:37
• Romantic history and green card saga: 14:37–18:26
• Dating observations, cultural contrast: 18:26–23:39
• Life in LA guest houses, jobs, and song about Pierre: 23:39–27:15
• Fun French history quiz, sports talk: 25:32–27:15, 24:07–24:59
• Gift exchange: 29:10–29:34
• Surfing stories, community antics: 31:42–39:34
• Neighborhood kids, wave inheritance, helping Arthur: 33:11–34:07
• Stephanie Gilmore leash story: 36:36–36:50
• Pierre’s fashion career and sweets: 28:35–29:19
• Closing banter and Walken impression: 38:56–39:50

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Original Humor & Tone

The episode is filled with Daniel’s sardonic wit, cultural pokes, and deadpan delivery, balanced by Pierre's candid, self-deprecating charm and thick French accent. Both frequently toe the line of inappropriateness with casual, irreverent, and occasionally absurd banter about relationships, nationality, sex, and aging.

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Summary for Listeners

If you missed the episode, you missed a wild cross-cultural ride filled with hilarious confessions, cultural comparisons (and jabs), dating tales, and the kind of chemistry that only old friends can muster. Pierre, with his “bad Christopher Walken impression” accent, lively storytelling, and penchant for life’s pleasures, goes toe-to-toe with Daniel Tosh’s relentless needling, drawing a vivid, funny, and occasionally touching portrait of friendship and flaky LA life.

Transcript

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[Dana]

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[Eddie]

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[Dana]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Dana]

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[Daniel Tosh]

Show, you're our first repeat guest or encore, as they say in France. How many times have you watched your episode?

[Pierre]

I watched, you know, the time you.

[Daniel Tosh]

You crap yourself quite a bit as well, don't you?

[Pierre]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're describing my wife. Talk about that one time that you made love to a man in Vegas.

[Pierre]

Yeah, I got tricked.

[Daniel Tosh]

Posh show. Tosh Show. Tosh show. Welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. This is exciting. This is the fourth episode. Can you believe it, Eddie? We've done four already.

[Eddie]

It's great.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's great. How many do we have to do until somebody comes calling and says, listen, we want to buy this show outright and give you $500 billion. So here we are with our fourth episode and the feedback has been overwhelmingly negative in. In person online. I'm told the feedback has been pretty positive, but to my face, a lot of family members have not appreciated some of the comments that I've made.

[Eddie]

I got to tell you, the comments on YouTube overwhelmingly positive.

[Daniel Tosh]

Comments on YouTube overwhelmingly positive. Oh, man. I hope that translates into ad dollars and subscriptions. I'm told that's very important. Let me. I gotta set a few things straight. I shot a handful of these interviews before the first one aired, so I'm still working things out. So I don't read a lot of the comments because they depress me, but I actually. I should take time out to hear what the fans of this show are saying. So, Eddie, you've gotten a few selects?

[Eddie]

I do.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, let's read some of these.

[Eddie]

My new favorite podcast. Keep it going.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't even want to be anyone's favorite podcast. There's so many great podcasts out there. My goal is to skyrocket in your top five. I'll be honest, top 10 is really. Is plenty good enough. But you're going to learn. You're going to learn one day that having everything that you could ever want isn't that great. All right, what else? What are these people saying? Let's go. Give me another one.

[Pierre]

All right.

[Eddie]

Little late to the game, son.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, that's the genius behind me. I like to wait till everybody's sick of a genre, and then I go full, full bore.

[Eddie]

The king is back.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, that's from Theo Vaughn. Oh, that's nice. Now he. Now there's somebody that's like somebody's number one podcast. That's fine. That's who he can be. Your number one and then me, like four or five or six.

[Eddie]

Bro, this is dope. I'm so glad you're back. Already subbed and liked. Keep up the funny shit.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, I'm glad you subbed. Keep subbing.

[Eddie]

Call it Tosh Point Show.

[Daniel Tosh]

Tosh Point show was too close for the lawyers to feel comfortable.

[Eddie]

Please change the intro, please.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't like the intro either. I just heard it the other day, man. That's bad. So I'm sure we'll use it for a year.

[Eddie]

This is great. Should just maybe keep off the editing for a more organic feel, though.

[Daniel Tosh]

You guys are editing me? I'm just. I'm just now finding this out.

[Eddie]

Tone down on the editing for real. This is a podcast. Let it flow naturally. Dead Air is perfectly acceptable. Save the super editing for the YouTube shorts.

[Daniel Tosh]

Dead Air is perfectly acceptable. Let's put that to the test. Was that enjoyable? I'll tell you another reason I need an editor is because I'm not afraid to say things into a microphone that's being recorded. I need someone to be the adult in the room. Like just the other day, I was trying to explain my least favorite race of people and that's why they're my least favorite.

[Eddie]

Next comment. Really don't like the producer. Voiceover chime ins Just going to put that out there.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't like him either.

[Eddie]

He didn't give her anything from his house. It was a good streak while it lasted.

[Daniel Tosh]

Guys, there's going to be a few episodes where they don't get a gift because I didn't start doing the gift until like the fourth or fifth interview.

[Eddie]

This is needed. I like Tosh point out, but when Tosh isn't being forced by network to pump outrageous comments every line, it feels way more genuine while still being hilarious. I could watch him talk to his landlord for.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, hold on. First of all, it's insane how long this thing is not going to let you finish it. In what world would I have a landlord? You have any idea how many properties I own?

[Eddie]

I'd actually love to see Tosh talk to some comedians.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's pretty good. If no one's done that, I think we should. We should try that.

[Eddie]

I assume there's got to be a writing team behind this, right? No way he's coming up with all these non sequesters by himself. Great show.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I think he meant sequiturs, Eddie. The team of people that create this show is three people. D who pitches me nonsense all day long. And, and then, and then there's. Then there's John and Pete. Three white, middle aged married men that were blackballed from comedy. That's not true. But they are white. That part's true. Yep, they're very white. Too white if you ask me. John. John is definitely too white.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Daniel Tosh]

John is too white. He's pale and he's from Ohio.

[Eddie]

I'm not a fan of the stained gray wood borders on the videos. I suggest consulting a second or third marketing branding graphics company to redefine the vibe of your creative look.

[Daniel Tosh]

I would recommend you unsubscribe. Is there an unsubscribe button?

[Eddie]

Border needs to go full screen, please. Annoying. Distracting. Unnecessary.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, so there's. There's two votes.

[Eddie]

Border is annoying.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, that's three.

[Eddie]

Sup with the weird border.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm telling you, I'm going to have to turn the comments off.

[Eddie]

Tosh is back. So happy. But please get rid of the weird panel border.

[Daniel Tosh]

What if. What if we started putting ads like. Like a crawl that went around the border the whole way or more information or jokes in the Border. Then maybe people would like it then.

[Eddie]

Amazing. You're back. Get rid of the border around the screen though.

[Daniel Tosh]

Be careful or I'll make the goddamn frame bigger.

[Eddie]

Really dig the picture frame. Border for the show makes me feel like I'm back in my childhood bedroom.

[Daniel Tosh]

Watching Tosh0 hey, there's one for they like the border. The border stays.

[Eddie]

If Tosh still drives a Subaru, then we can expect the same above Average.

[Daniel Tosh]

Content as Tosh0 I do still drive a Subaru. Subaru. I'm still driving one. I don't drive an Outback anymore. I have the ascent three rows because I've got a family. I also drive a Rivian. Rivian. Are you a sponsor? You should be. Go ahead and sponsor the show. Rivian.

[Eddie]

Hey, Tosh, great show, but can we get this shot in 4K?

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know. Can we shoot this in 4K?

[Pierre]

We shoot it in 6K.

[Daniel Tosh]

We shoot it in 6K.

[Eddie]

I hope he comes back to stand up to show these goofballs what's up.

[Daniel Tosh]

I have never stopped doing stand up comedy. I do tons of standup comedy and I'll be honest with you, it's gotten so much better. My comedy is so much better than it used to be. It's so much richer.

[Eddie]

Can I invest in this? Tosh is going to be greater than Joe Rogan. No, last comment.

[Daniel Tosh]

Last comment. Already?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Three episodes in and this is officially my favorite comedian podcast. The format, the guests, the length, the hilarious yet insightful interviews, everything is just perfect.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, the show's perfect. Let's get on with it. Today's guest is no exception. He's also perfect. He's one of my closest friends, but he's foreign.

[Pierre]

Boo.

[Daniel Tosh]

I knew that was going to get some of you. I love foreigners. They think me needling them is me just being direct. Because every other country that's not the US is rude as shit. All that being said, I'm proud to call this Frenchie, mon ami. Enjoy.

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[Daniel Tosh]

PA Show. My guest today is France's greatest gift to America since the Statue of Liberty. He's a beautiful Frenchman living in Los Angeles. I've known him for many years, and I still have no idea how he affords to live in my neighborhood. He's my only friend who's never been on my payroll. He texts me more than my wife. Please welcome Pierre.

[Pierre]

Hello, Daniel. Thank you.

[Daniel Tosh]

Pierre, how many times a day do you think you text me?

[Pierre]

Well, at least when I wake up, you're the first person I text a few times. In the morning, after lunch, after my nap, and at night, it's a good night.

[Daniel Tosh]

So a few times I wish you were joking. You're not joking at all. When I text you that I have to. That we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first. How long does that mean?

[Pierre]

Well, you spend a lot of time on the chair.

[Daniel Tosh]

How long?

[Pierre]

Yeah, well, you go a few times a day. Because I feel like every time I text you, you poop.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, before I surf, I make sure I poop because I have to go. There's at least 30 minutes. At least 20. 20 minutes. Fair enough. This is the first question I ask all my guests. Do you believe in ghosts?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's right. No, don't say anything else. Just shut the fuck up. You don't believe in ghosts, right? Exactly. I knew. And to be honest with you, when I asked you that question right there, I wasn't sure how you were gonna answer it. But then as soon as you said no, I was like, good. Thank God. I've known Pierre for many years. We met surfing. You're obviously not from California. You're from France. What part of France are you from?

[Pierre]

I'm from the north. I'm from a little place called Digouleville. 200 people in Normandy. Tiny place.

[Daniel Tosh]

Your parents still live there?

[Pierre]

Yeah, still there.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's beautiful.

[Pierre]

It's. It's nice. It's quiet.

[Daniel Tosh]

You live in a castle?

[Pierre]

My grandma, yeah, she has, like, old castle, but.

[Daniel Tosh]

How long have you lived in America?

[Pierre]

14 years.

[Daniel Tosh]

14 years, really?

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Huh.

[Pierre]

I've been knowing you for 10, maybe.

[Daniel Tosh]

At least. Yeah. Where did you. Where did you live before America?

[Pierre]

I spent. I spent one year in. In Australia.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's how you learned English?

[Pierre]

I actually learned English mostly. My roommates in France because live down south were from England, so he told me a lot of English and bad words.

[Daniel Tosh]

What kind of bad words?

[Pierre]

Can I say that here you say.

[Daniel Tosh]

Whatever word you want to say. C. C. They taught you the word? Holy shit. When did you learn fuck? Did you learn that right away? Fuck.

[Pierre]

Yeah, it's pretty popular.

[Daniel Tosh]

Very popular. Do people say it in France?

[Pierre]

No, but we Have a school. We say that it's called la. It's after. When you graduate from college, you go to. Before we go to faculty. It's F, A, C, I think, so we call it la, but English people say it's.

[Daniel Tosh]

You went to college for, like, agriculture?

[Pierre]

Yeah, yeah. Study. I study farming. I studied farming until I was 16. But yeah, around 16, I was sick of it because I had to wake up early and wake up at five and the cow keep pooping on my face, you know, because you have to get the milk from under.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't think you have to put your face underneath it.

[Pierre]

Yeah, you're on there. You have to work from under.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Pierre]

Yeah. And then I went to gardening. I did some gardening for a long time.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, no, I knew. I knew that you knew gardening and.

[Pierre]

Everything like that, but farming and gardening. But I forgot. I forgot everything. Actually.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's weird that you say that. You don't like to. You didn't like waking up early. Because the reality is you and I get up earlier than everyone I know.

[Pierre]

Yeah, it's full. We go surfing, right?

[Daniel Tosh]

We like to surf early, but. But in general, we're always up. We up 5, 36.

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I met you surfing and you were with your beautiful girlfriend. Oh, no, I loved her so much more than you did.

[Pierre]

Yeah. That's why you start talking to me, because you always talk to her.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, I did. Well, I was still. I was still in a relationship. I wasn't married at the time, but I was in a relationship. But. And she was wonderful. And you don't like her. You didn't like her very much.

[Pierre]

No, we don't talk.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, so what's your. What's your deal? You. You live in a neighborhood full of elitist, like myself, Jeff Bezos, the King of Jordan. All these people living, and then you. You found this. This weird little, you know, nook in Malibu. Why did you come there?

[Pierre]

Well, at first that was for. For surfing and I was peaceful trying to find some rich woman. But. Yeah, I said that for you, that.

[Daniel Tosh]

Was your goal to find.

[Pierre]

My goal. But I've had a story with a. With a rich woman there that you lived with? Maybe I didn't tell you.

[Daniel Tosh]

I've heard many of your stories. You've slept with tons and tons of people. I'm going to give you a number. You tell me over or under in your lifetime, women I slept with. I'm going to say no.

[Pierre]

I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know you don't count. I'm going to say 100 over or under.

[Pierre]

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe more. Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, that's good. Now, how did you become an American citizen? Your first attempt at becoming a story. Oh, yes, but it's a good one.

[Pierre]

I marry my friend.

[Daniel Tosh]

You married a friend that was married for two years to become a citizen?

[Pierre]

Yeah. But the funny story is. So I never kissed my wife.

[Daniel Tosh]

You never kissed her?

[Pierre]

Never slept with her. But some of my friend did.

[Daniel Tosh]

Your friends with your wife?

[Pierre]

Yeah, my friend.

[Daniel Tosh]

There's a word for that.

[Pierre]

Can baby slept with my wife. He goes, I did. And in the butt.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, he's. You have to be married for two years to be. And then at a year and a half, she tells you, hey, I fell in love with this guy, and I'm going to get married, so I have to divorce you. Right. Before you became sexy, were you upset with her when she called off your. Your marriage?

[Pierre]

A little bit, but at the same time, I couldn't be. I couldn't go that far if she went out there. So I had mixed feelings. I was a bit upset, but at the same time, like, if she didn't propose to me to get married at first, I won't be anyway, so. But now we all good.

[Daniel Tosh]

So how did you become a citizen then? Then you did the proper way.

[Pierre]

When I got my green card. Finally got my green card. After a couple of years, you can become a citizen. And at the time, I had on those apps, you know, the dating app? And I met a girl on the dating app and had some. Some fun with her and ask her, what do you do for a living? And she said, I'm an immigrant immigration lawyer.

[Daniel Tosh]

What are the odds of this?

[Pierre]

Yeah. And I say, can I have a little gift? Like, BJ went for my welcoming to the US and she said, yeah, of course. So I got my citizenship and a little gift.

[Daniel Tosh]

And a gift. How come your immigration photo. When you became a citizen, how come wee man was in your photo?

[Pierre]

Because he's a friend of a friend, and he's actually a very nice guy. He wanted to be there. He wanted to support. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Makes no sense to me whatsoever. Do you know who Kato Kaelin is? Who? Cato Kaelin. Do you know who O.J. simpson is?

[Pierre]

That was baseball player. No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Baseball player? No, no, he was a football player, but he. And he murdered two people.

[Pierre]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

You remember that?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't remember that?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, anyway, he had a person that lived in his guest house, Cato Kaelin. It's kind of like you. He was, like, real popular. He had a moment.

[Pierre]

I don't want to kid anybody.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, no, you're not the person that killed. I would be the person that would kill in this scenario. And then you're the person that lives in the guest house. Have you always lived in guest houses?

[Pierre]

Yeah, actually. I mean, since I'm in the U.S. yeah. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

How old are you?

[Pierre]

I just turned 45.

[Daniel Tosh]

45, but you've lied about your age before.

[Pierre]

Actually, I did, yeah. How do you know?

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, I was the song. Some girl wrote a song about you.

[Pierre]

That's true.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did you love it that she wrote a song about you because you're such an egomaniac?

[Pierre]

No. I mean, I was very flattered, but then it was. I found out randomly. I open Internet and I saw that song and I listened the lyrics. Like, damn, it sounds like it's about me, but what's called Pierre? Yeah. So that was.

[Daniel Tosh]

Was that the first clue? And you. You were dating the person that wrote it?

[Pierre]

On the 4th of July, I met a man. Pierre lied about his age, but I didn't care.

[Daniel Tosh]

How many times did you listen to the song?

[Pierre]

A million times.

[Daniel Tosh]

How is dating in la? Do you like dating in Los Angeles?

[Pierre]

The girls like. The girls are beautiful, but it's just the game. It's taking them on the date and pay for. Everything is different than France here. It's like they expect. And you have some pros. They say, oh, let's go to that restaurant. And they pick up the most expensive restaurants. I mean, it's. Yeah, it's. That's annoying.

[Daniel Tosh]

So it's just about. It's about paying for a meal that bothers you?

[Pierre]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's. I mean, it's just the whole process. They have games. Some girls are really good at it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you ham up the French shit?

[Pierre]

No. No. I mean, it depends. But the French accent can help on the. When it's a tricky situation I pretend I don't understand.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you on dating apps?

[Pierre]

All of them? All of them.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your favorite app?

[Pierre]

Little stupid.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is abortion legal in France?

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

You ever paid for an abortion?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that. Is that one of the things that bothers you about American women? They expect you to pay for them? Do you think French people in general are a little bit more homophobic and racist than Americans? Go ahead.

[Pierre]

No, I mean, the gay community is pretty big in. In France, maybe I didn't tell you, but I used to be bartender in a gay club and I had a cage. I was a cage dancer.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're a cage dancer? I Didn't know about the cage dancing.

[Pierre]

I had a cage, the place called Freedom Coffee. I was like 19 or 20 and I wanted to make some money for.

[Daniel Tosh]

The summer to travel.

[Pierre]

So I told my friend, hey, can I work in your. In your coffee? So we were opening at 6pm until.

[Daniel Tosh]

2Am oh, that's a lot of dancing.

[Pierre]

Love dancing. And we close for a few hours and we reopened for breakfast from 5am to 11am in the morning. A lot of dancing.

[Daniel Tosh]

So you're saying because you were a cage dancer, you personally could never be homophobic?

[Pierre]

No. I mean, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did you make great money?

[Pierre]

No, we don't tip in France.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, what's the point of being a cage dancer then?

[Pierre]

Because, you know, the girls who wants to be safe, they go to a gay club.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, so you were still in your own homophobic mind being like, I'm dancing for women at this gay club. See, here's what I think. Most of my friends, I find are foreign, and I think that's because whenever I hang out with somebody that's American, as soon as they rub me the wrong way with the way they think about something like that, it immediately makes me put a wall up. But with foreign people, I always assume, ah, there's a language barrier or there's something else. And so I turn a blind eye to some of the negative stuff. I think that might be another reason that I enjoy hanging out with foreigners, is because for the most part, you don't find me funny. So I find it challenging sometimes to make you laugh. But I also noticed that when you, like, insult me, I feel like I'm going back to like the seventh grade where it's really a juvenile insult. You constantly like to make fun of my legs.

[Pierre]

Oh, you have got nice legs. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Sometimes I don't understand you joke, but I understand your body language. The stuff you move or you do. Sometimes they're funny. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

So you know that it's a joke just by my body language?

[Pierre]

Like the way you move or you act, it's. Yeah, sometimes.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's wrong with my legs? You think they're just too thin?

[Pierre]

The proportion.

[Daniel Tosh]

The proportions are wrong.

[Pierre]

You have long body.

[Daniel Tosh]

Uhhuh.

[Pierre]

Long torso, Torso.

[Daniel Tosh]

And torso is this part.

[Pierre]

No, the. The top of the leg.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Just the thigh.

[Pierre]

Thigh is long from the knee to the, the foot. Foot. It gets tiny. So when you walk, it's funny. That's not true. It is true.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's not true. I'll let anyone size me. I guarantee I'm completely proportionate and the.

[Pierre]

Best bites when you run. It takes a different, different approach of running.

[Daniel Tosh]

What does that mean?

[Pierre]

I don't know. You run funny. I saw you running the other day on the beach. I couldn't believe that was you. I was like, it's not Daniel. He can run.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, because I can run.

[Pierre]

And then you got closer, like, oh, yeah, it's Daniel.

[Daniel Tosh]

You still play the lottery? Every week.

[Pierre]

It's three times a week.

[Daniel Tosh]

You play it three times a week. People always accuse the French of being elitist. I'm going to list a few things and I want you to say which country does them the best food?

[Pierre]

France.

[Daniel Tosh]

You think so? It's not true.

[Pierre]

What's the best?

[Daniel Tosh]

Italy.

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you kidding me?

[Pierre]

No. All the best chefs are in France.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know that that's true. All right. Wine, France, cheese, France. Fashion, France. How about art?

[Pierre]

France? Italy has some good arts.

[Daniel Tosh]

Comedy.

[Pierre]

France.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, shut the fuck.

[Pierre]

Us. Us.

[Daniel Tosh]

Shut the fuck up. No one ever thinks comedy thinks. Yeah, we have good movies.

[Pierre]

France has good movies.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know a movie that you love. Here's a movie that you think is so funny and I don't understand why you think Three Billboards.

[Pierre]

Oh, I love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your favorite? Like, what's your favorite movies?

[Pierre]

I thought Forrest Gump was good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Pierre]

Fly Above Cuckoo's Nest.

[Daniel Tosh]

Uh huh. That's good. These are all classics. All right. What about American sports? You really get upset with me during football season.

[Pierre]

Yeah. I don't get it. Because you spend hours watching this. It's. Yeah, it's.

[Daniel Tosh]

It bothers you, makes you mad.

[Pierre]

I don't know. There's no action.

[Daniel Tosh]

Hey, what's your favorite college football team?

[Pierre]

Notre Dame.

[Daniel Tosh]

And it's only your favorite because.

[Pierre]

Because I can understand.

[Daniel Tosh]

Because Notre Dame is Notre Dame. So you think that it has some correlation with France.

[Pierre]

You watch a lot of basketball?

[Daniel Tosh]

I love basketball.

[Pierre]

I'll be more into basketball.

[Daniel Tosh]

But what's your favorite team?

[Pierre]

What is the one against the Lakers?

[Daniel Tosh]

Against the Lakers. Any team that they're playing.

[Pierre]

No, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

Clippers.

[Pierre]

Clippers?

[Daniel Tosh]

You like the Clippers here in Los Angeles?

[Pierre]

That's nice, because my friend gets annoying.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't. I hate the Lakers, so I. I always root against.

[Pierre]

Oh, yeah, you like the one in the Dolphins?

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, that. Yes, I do like the Dolphins.

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

They're football and then football. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pierre]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

And then the basketball team is the Miami Heat.

[Pierre]

Miami Heat. Yeah. You like tennis as well? You watch the tennis? Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

A Roland Garros. Yeah, The Amount of. I. I conceived my son at Roland Garos.

[Pierre]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's right. I don't know, but.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh. The red clay of Roland Garros. That's just fun to. That's just fun to say. My daughter looks a lot like you.

[Pierre]

I noticed.

[Eddie]

I didn't.

[Daniel Tosh]

Have you ever had sex with my wife? Yes or no?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

Here's a quiz about France. Want to hear a quiz?

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

When did France last execute someone by guillotine? Ready? Here's your choices. 1795, 1863 or 1977.

[Pierre]

The second one.

[Daniel Tosh]

Nope. 1977 by guillotine. Yeah.

[Pierre]

Damn. I should bring this back. Is it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah. I mean, according to this. I mean, it's. Eddie. Eddie. Is that true?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's true.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's true.

[Pierre]

It's Freddy Cord.

[Daniel Tosh]

How much French do I know? What's the one thing I'm not on?

[Pierre]

I taught you a couple words.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's it.

[Pierre]

No, when I say bonjour to you, you say.

[Daniel Tosh]

I say Sabah.

[Pierre]

Perfect.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's all I ever say. I can remember my French class going, taxi. Taxi. Something like that. I remember that.

[Pierre]

Oh, yeah, it's good. You say that to a girl in the water and. Yeah, that was. That's intense.

[Daniel Tosh]

I said that to somebody in the water. Oh. But we didn't tell her what it meant.

[Pierre]

No, but she figured.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, she didn't figure.

[Pierre]

I think she went on Internet after.

[Daniel Tosh]

How dare you. She never figured. You've banged a grandma in our neighborhood.

[Pierre]

I've been what?

[Daniel Tosh]

You had sex with a grandma in our neighborhood?

[Pierre]

Probably did, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Remember that one lady? You know what I'm talking about?

[Pierre]

Yeah, yeah. Remember? Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

You banged a grandma, you've banged my kids teacher, and you banged tons of Russians.

[Pierre]

Russians. Yeah, but I mean, Russians, it's. It's difficult.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you mean?

[Pierre]

Because they're very expensive and I didn't.

[Daniel Tosh]

Know that.

[Pierre]

They like the money. Sometimes, you know, I cannot afford a house. So to get those girls on date, it's sometimes difficult.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you dating someone right now? Yeah. Are you in love, Pierre?

[Pierre]

I don't know. I could be.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right. Would you ever get married?

[Pierre]

I don't think so. I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you want to have kids someday?

[Pierre]

I don't think so.

[Daniel Tosh]

Why?

[Pierre]

I don't know. Because I need to text you to go surfing anytime.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know, but it'd be fun. It'd be fun to see you as a dad. Your president was 15 when he met his wife, who was 40. Just wanted you to know that Macron?

[Pierre]

Yeah. His wife's older.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

He was 15 when he met her. She was 40 at the time.

[Pierre]

He was his teacher.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's. That's. That's who your president is. Did you ever smoke?

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Everyone in France.

[Pierre]

I mean, smoke. Like when I was partying.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you still smoke?

[Pierre]

No.

[Daniel Tosh]

You have a problem with alcohol, don't you? Go ahead, talk about that.

[Pierre]

I like to party. I mean, I haven't drink for six months.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know. Were you. Did you do better with women when you were drinking than you are sober?

[Pierre]

Maybe for the approach. Yeah. You have more game when you're drunk.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about. What other. What are your favorite other drugs? You. Marijuana. You like marijuana?

[Pierre]

No. Do you? No, I was drinking.

[Daniel Tosh]

Only drinking? Yeah. You've always worked in. Since I've known you, fashion, women's swimwear and lingerie. Lingerie.

[Pierre]

Lingerie. We just launched the lingerie you make.

[Daniel Tosh]

You make lingerie even sound sexier by saying lujou. So every interview, I give the guest on the show a gift. It's just something from my house that I want to get rid of.

[Pierre]

Okay.

[Daniel Tosh]

So I just give.

[Pierre]

I know. You're also.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know.

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I always try to think of something that they would want. Okay. So here's what I got you. I got you a bunch of my really nice sweaters because I know you wear sweaters that. That I think hang too short on me. And because you're French, I feel like you need lines. French love stripes.

[Pierre]

I like it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, thank you. Hold on. I got a bunch.

[Pierre]

It's good quality as well.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, it's good. These are good brands. This is Neiman Marcus. That's going to be a nice sweater.

[Pierre]

That's beautiful. Thank you.

[Daniel Tosh]

Look at this. This. This is rag and bone. Wow, these are some nice sweaters.

[Pierre]

Nice.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Pierre]

Thank you, Daniel.

[Daniel Tosh]

This is. This is just. This one might be a little too tight. If you want to be sexy, you wear that one.

[Pierre]

Thank you. Then, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. That's a bunch of sweaters. You're welcome.

[Pierre]

Got to keep the bag.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, you keep the bag. Put them. Get them off the table. We'll be right back. This episode of Tosh show is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Fiscally responsible financial geniuses, monetary magicians. These are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to Progressive and save hundreds. Visit progressive.com to see if you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states or situations.

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[Dana]

Jeff Bridges. Why are you still living above our garage?

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[Pierre]

Wow.

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[Pierre]

Nice.

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[Daniel Tosh]

Pa show. We've taken some great surf trips.

[Pierre]

Yeah. Not too far from the house, but we have some. Some good moments, I think.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about Waco?

[Pierre]

Oh, Waco was good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Pierre]

Yeah. Thank you for taking me.

[Daniel Tosh]

Waco? Your surf pool? Pierre and I went there. You kind of messed up our reservation, but we'd love to come back if you give us a ton of free time. All right. I think another thing that we like is that. Or that we bond on is that we enjoy surfing almost more when it's bad because nobody's out. We don't ever like people to be near us in the water.

[Pierre]

We had but some bad surf. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

And then we ride the. You got me to buy these. These garbage foam surfboards from France. They were really cheap. What's the name of them?

[Pierre]

Decathlon Olayan Olay o Lyon.

[Daniel Tosh]

Now, I know you're not a sponsor yet, but if you want to send us just a bunch of free of your surfboards, we would love that. Those lion boards, man, the one that.

[Pierre]

You got, you Got two of them.

[Daniel Tosh]

One of them is meant for children, but we still ride the shit out of it. It's really fun. Yeah, send us. That was a seven two.

[Pierre]

No, we have the six, eight.

[Daniel Tosh]

Send us a bunch of those six eights. Yellow stack of those, yellow six, eight with the carve out body and the handle in the middle. They're complete garbage boards, but for some reason we enjoy beating them up. You know what's weird about our neighborhood too is how we became friends with so many little kids.

[Pierre]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Like we were friends with these.

[Pierre]

Cool.

[Daniel Tosh]

They're wonderful. But we watched them grow up and now they're like in their 20s.

[Pierre]

You know, the best thing is Arthur. When he was surfing, he was a kid, I gave him a wetsuit that was too small for me. And he was like, I don't know, 12, 13 years old. He said, up here, thank you so much. You can have for the rest of my life all the waves you want. I'm like, arthur, careful, because this is going to stick. And now every time a good wave comes, say Arthur. Remember what you say when you're a kid. That wave is for me.

[Daniel Tosh]

Arthur broke his foot one day. We were surfing the place that we don't talk about. And it was a real day, it was good and we were alone and he broke his foot. It was like six in the morning. It was like before school. He was going in high school and he's like, hey, you gotta help me back, help me home. And I'm like, yeah, but like I'm not, I'm gonna surf for another hour. So he sat like on, on a rock for an hour with a broken foot while I caught every wave. And then I carried him home.

[Pierre]

Just the best, you know, which is funny. He always wants to. Since he surf with the oldest, he wants to prove. So he goes for big waves and challenging situation.

[Daniel Tosh]

I swear, like I've seen him get killed. Yeah, like, dude, but he's huge now. But now he's is now he's just a tank of a person. Yeah, the thing I told him once when he was like 16 or 17 years, I said, I go, the day you turn 18, I'm going to punch you in the face. And then I think by the time he was 18, he was already like so much bigger. Yeah, let's just forget about that. You care about surfing. That's something that's different. We both surf a ton, but you care about like, you know, who the pro surfers are. You know, when the contests are going on and you Watch Pro contest. I don't do anything. I don't like anything about surfing except for the act of surfing.

[Pierre]

And you. I mean, you're a good surfer.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, okay.

[Pierre]

Yeah, you're good.

[Daniel Tosh]

I've surfed my whole life.

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Since I could. Since I could walk.

[Pierre]

But the funny part is when you get competitive. Yeah, it's funny.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's funny.

[Pierre]

Yeah, you just change.

[Daniel Tosh]

You ever see me get mad in the water?

[Pierre]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do I yell at people?

[Pierre]

Yeah. No. No. There's a funny story. Like, there's those kids keep paddling around, and one of the kids, you. You pointing, like, where you should sit. And he thought you wanted to shake his hand. You wanted to shake the end. But you say, no, I'm pointing where you should sit and don't come next to me. Remember that story?

[Daniel Tosh]

No, but that sounds about right.

[Pierre]

The guy was like, what?

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, I run a tight ship out there.

[Pierre]

We are coming out of the surf and these. This girl was working two girls. Just when we start hanging out, and this girl said, oh, my God, that's Daniel Tosh. Can I get a picture? And you say, no, and you start running the opposite way. I thought that was funny. You thought that was funny?

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, it's. Because it combines two things. It combines things that you love. Girls and me running and surfing. Three things. You know, it was a funny story that you can't get over. One time we were surfing one spot, but we were. We decided to go to a different spot that's walkable from where we were surfing. For some reason, we just kept our leashes on because we were going to go run to this other spot that was only 100 yards away, maybe 200 yards max. And we happened to pass the greatest female surfer in the world. Do you remember her name?

[Pierre]

Stephanie Gilmore.

[Daniel Tosh]

Stephanie Gilmore. And Stephanie Gilmore looks at us and goes, why? You guys got your leashes on.

[Pierre]

And, like, we're like 10 years old.

[Daniel Tosh]

And you didn't realize it until we had, like, ran past that. She was making fun of us.

[Pierre]

You told me. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

And you got so mad.

[Pierre]

I got mad. That's funny. But, yeah, we had all this, like, working.

[Daniel Tosh]

Like, you didn't like being teased by Stephanie Gilmore?

[Pierre]

I'd like to meet his best.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, come on. She's you. You. You always resented her, her sister, for not wanting to date you.

[Pierre]

Yeah, I tried. Didn't go well.

[Daniel Tosh]

Stephanie Gilmore, the greatest female surfer of all time. The Kelly Slater in female surfing. And. And she has a beautiful sister.

[Pierre]

She's gorgeous.

[Daniel Tosh]

And Stephanie's beautiful. And Pierre Tried to hook up with her sister, and her sister was not.

[Pierre]

Happy in front of you as well. I did to make you laugh. And you said to me, you should have stopped after the first sentence. But I keep pushing.

[Daniel Tosh]

He said it was bad. There's nothing worse than watching you strike out in the water. Tell me about the time you got a blowjob in the Soho House bathroom.

[Pierre]

No, I didn't get a blow job.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, you made love. And then I asked you, I said, would you wear a condom? And you said, no, no, people don't wear condoms anymore.

[Pierre]

It's not fashionable.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that true? People don't wear condoms?

[Pierre]

No, people work on them. You have to work on them.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Yeah. You like to jog every day?

[Pierre]

Not every day, but I like to jog, yeah. Get things out.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Pierre]

It's good for the brand as well.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you. Do you do mental health? Do you do, like, mental health exercises? Do you see a therapist? Have you ever seen a therapist? Me neither.

[Pierre]

No, I just go.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's scary. I just go surfing sometimes. My wife, when she gets. When I'm like, you know, starting to get really. She's like, just go surfing. Get out of the house. Go get in the ocean.

[Pierre]

She's smart.

[Daniel Tosh]

You have any diseases from all the. From all the sex you've never gotten diseases from?

[Pierre]

Good. Lucky.

[Daniel Tosh]

Real lucky now.

[Pierre]

I got malaria in Africa.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's that?

[Pierre]

I got malaria in Africa. The. You got malaria?

[Daniel Tosh]

Malaria.

[Pierre]

Malaria.

[Daniel Tosh]

Malaria.

[Pierre]

In Africa.

[Daniel Tosh]

In a. In a. In a. Africa. Oh, in Africa.

[Pierre]

Africa.

[Daniel Tosh]

Your accent sometimes, to me sounds like someone doing a bad Christopher Walken impression.

[Pierre]

Well, my friends, I've got peanut butter stuck in my mouth.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, that's not as funny. That's not as funny as what I said. We'll put some bad Christopher Walken impression next to him talking, and you're like, oh, it does kind of sound like.

[Pierre]

What you gotta do is grab a.

[Daniel Tosh]

Free range chicken, do an impression of me talking. Do an impression. Do impression of you talking about basketball.

[Pierre]

Basketball.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's what you always see in the water. You always say, oh, you gonna go watch basketball? The thing is, you don't usually meet when you're as old as we are. You don't usually, like, meet a guy and then just start hanging out with a guy. It's like. It's just bizarre. Well, Pierre, listen, I'm sure I'll talk to you 10 minutes after this is done. So, anyway, thanks for being on the show.

[Pierre]

Thank you, Daniel.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. Au revoir, Monsieur Paul Show. That was another great interview. Thank you. To Pierre and all the women that he has loved. Thank you too. With me, as always, is my dog Carl. For the Post show interview wrap up. By the way, Pierre immediately sent me photos of him wearing the sweater. He also sends me photos of his lunch every day. And I want to put a couple of these photos up. Carl wouldn't even eat this food. Hostages don't even eat like this. He's always like, I like sausages. I'm like, it's not sausages. Those are hot dogs. And it's on mashed potatoes and there's cheese on top. Sometimes he does some pasta with hot dogs and cheese and potato chips. None of it makes sense. And then comes on my show and talks about the French palette being more sophisticated. And then I just. I can't stop looking at it because it's so insane to me that a 45 year old man eats like this. Sit down, Carl. See you next week.

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