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Trader Hoes
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Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!
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Lemons Heads
5d ago00:27:43Tap to summarizeTo celebrate summer, the Hoes are puckering up for some of Trader Joe’s new lemon items. They’re savoring both the sweet and the sour while indulging in the perfect nostalgia of wafer cookies, proof that Katie’s always been this way, the only edible necklace that would get Evie to a rave, and the bittersweet battle of perpetual technical challenges. In the cart: Lemon Pesto SauceLemon Wafer Cookies Glazed Sweet Lemon Scones • Lemon Tiramisu
Transcribe →Meat Sweats
2w ago00:20:25Tap to summarizeThe Hoes are hitting (overdosing?) their protein goals this week with Trader Joe’s finest cuts of pre-cooked, pre-seasoned and pre-sliced meat. It’s big, it’s beefy and it’s probably bad for Katie’s mushy heart. In the cart:Gyro SlicesGrassfed Beef Sirloin RoastShaved Beefsteak
Transcribe →STUFFED
3w ago00:23:50Tap to summarizeThis week, the Hoes are diving into all things stuffed. Cheese, cream, peanut butter, and more are all meeting in the gooey middles of these pocket Trader Joe's items. Once you bite in, you'll also find our envy of tall girls, Katie's possible past life as a mermaid, and Evie's weird-ass way of eating a pickle spear.In the cart:Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese PocketsGozlemesCrustless Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam Sandwiches• Japanese Mini Taiyaki
Transcribe →Antiplasty
4w ago00:24:26Tap to summarizeThe Hoes are on the road and throwing it back to the thing that got them hooked on Trader Joe's in the first place: charcuterie. This episode features olive appreciation, questionable meat nuggets and a potential cheese pinup calendar. In the cart:The Sheepish TomatoParmesan TapenadeAntipasti Platter
Transcribe →Mush and Pud
Jun 2900:26:25Tap to summarizeThanks to a special request from Katie’s husband, Salvador, the Hoes are diving headfirst into Trader Joe’s mush (overnight oats) and pud (pudding) offerings. Peel back the foil lid, and you’ll also find matching blood types and shirts, Evie’s overnight oats recipe, and some impeccable Vanna White impressions. In the cart: Vanilla Overnight OatsStrawberry Overnight OatsPeanut Butter Overnight OatsRice Pudding Chocolate Pudding
Transcribe →RAVioli4
Jun 2200:24:06Tap to summarizeThe Hoes are on the road and testing out the RAVioli 4, which is either Toyota’s latest model of pasta SUV or an episode stuffed with Trader Joe’s ravioli options. In the cart:Sweet Corn, Burrata & BasilTomato & Burrata Goat Cheese & Carmelized OnionChicken Sausage
Transcribe →Bowl of Balls
Jun 1500:26:28Tap to summarizeThe Hoes have hit the road for a little summer review retreat, and to kick things off, they're diving into a big bowl of mystery meat...balls. While they try to win the meatball lottery, sampling all three of Trader Joe's fresh chicken meatballs, they also make some truly troublesome food confessions and create an entire imaginary meat universe with a highly paid Women's Meatball Basketball Association (WMBA) and protein-maxxing leprechauns. In the cart: Chicken MeatballsPineapple Teriyaki Chicken MeatballsBuffalo Style Chicken Meatballs with Monterey JackWant bonus episodes, first dibs at merch, and more? Head to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/traderhoes
Transcribe →Instabetes
Jun 800:32:40Tap to summarizeThis week, the Hoes are getting a serious sugar rush from Trader Joes, including two questionable confections, a patriotic taffy and a strawberry candy so good, we’d sing about if we weren’t so afraid of getting sued. In the cart:Red White & Blue Cookie BitesFlat TaffyRoot Beer Float PiecesCoconut Cashew Candy ClustersStrawberry Fields Gummy Candy
Transcribe →Lunch Broken
Jun 100:30:10Tap to summarizeThis week, the Hoes are taking a quick lunch break, but this lunch may very well break them. Katie and Evie are topping these sandwiches with some Trader No’s, the first ranking predictions, and an impassioned spit take. In the cart: Chicken and Cheddar Cheese Sandwich on Cranberry Seeded Wheat BreadTurkey Apple Cheddar Sandwich Ham and Cheese Sandwich • Spring Vegetable Tart
Transcribe →Aaahh!!! Real Lychee
May 2500:27:29Tap to summarizeThe Hoes are getting juiced - with Joe’s fruitiest of refreshments. We’re up to the gills in Guava and Katie is up to her in a full-body bathing suit. Not included: the drink umbrella Trader Joe loves so much. In the cart:Passion Fruit Orange Guava 100% Juice BlendOrganic Guava Nectar Juice Sparkling Lychee Juice Beverage
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