Trash Tuesday Episode Summary: "Caroline Goldfarb is Our Sugar High"

Release Date: October 29, 2024

In this vibrant and candid episode of "Trash Tuesday," hosts Esther Povitsky and Khalyla Kuhn engage with guest Caroline Goldfarb as they delve into a myriad of topics ranging from avocado tree adventures to quirky dessert preferences. The conversation is peppered with humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful takes on everyday challenges. Below is a detailed summary of the key discussions, complete with notable quotes and timestamps to capture the essence of the episode.

I. Avocado Tree Adventures

The episode kicks off with a playful discussion about acquiring avocado trees. Esther proposes an unconventional method:

• Esther Povitsky [00:00]: "Do you want an avocado tree?"

• Caroline Goldfarb [00:01]: "Yes."

• Esther [00:01]: "I'll get you one. It's free here. We just have to dig it out ourselves."

The hosts express excitement about sourcing avocado trees from Facebook Marketplace, highlighting the unconventional yet eco-friendly approach to gardening. They humorously consider the logistics of transporting and planting these trees, with Caroline lightheartedly stating her willingness to "bury a body" for an avocado treat, emphasizing the lengths they'll go to for their green endeavors.

II. IKEA Insights and Hacks

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to their shared love for IKEA. The hosts dissect the store’s offerings beyond the typical furniture, uncovering hidden gems and practical hacks:

• Esther [02:37]: "I bought suction brackets from there. There's a whole aisle of just things that you can stick on your kitchen tile."

• Kalila Kuhn [03:13]: "IKEA is so much more than just furniture. It's home goods, home accessories, good linens, towels."

They discuss the enduring quality of IKEA products, notably Esther’s long-lasting IKEA knife:

• Esther [03:26]: "The longest lasting knife that I've ever owned was from IKEA 2009. I still have that knife. I've never had to sharpen it once."

Kalila adds her own IKEA experiences, emphasizing the importance of research to uncover quality items at affordable prices:

• Kalila [04:08]: "I have to know what you're doing. You cannot go in blind. Like linens, for example. IKEA makes 100% linen curtains in gorgeous colors at a third of the price of the next cheapest."

The conversation extends to practical tips for navigating IKEA, such as bypassing the showroom to conserve energy for the expansive marketplace section:

• Kalila [06:43]: "Skip the showroom. There's nothing I need to see there."

They also share humorous anecdotes about overusing IKEA products and their strategic approaches to shopping, highlighting the store's multifaceted utility.

III. Squirrel Showdowns

Transitioning from shopping hacks, the trio tackles the frustrating issue of squirrels raiding their fruit trees. Caroline and Kalila recount their battles with these persistent creatures:

• Kalila [15:28]: "Squirrels are disgusting, evil pigs. They eat the whole peach, even unripe ones, and throw them on the floor."

They discuss various non-violent methods attempted to deter squirrels, such as wrapping fruit in mesh gift bags:

• Kalila [16:34]: "I wrapped each pomegranate in a gift bag. It was humiliating for the squirrels, but it didn't work."

Frustrated by the lack of success, Kalila vents her exasperation:

• Kalila [16:30]: "They're basically these little gift sacks that stop the squirrels from eating them. But it didn't work."

The hosts explore more drastic measures, with Kalila humorously declaring her intention to purchase a BB gun as a last resort, blending dark humor with genuine frustration:

• Kalila [18:14]: "I'm buying a gun. It's gonna have little bullets in it. I'm shooting to kill."

Caroline shares her experiences with UTIs caused by similar frustrations, adding another layer to their candid and humorous discourse on personal challenges.

IV. Sweet Treats and Desserts

Food enthusiasts Esther, Kalila, and Caroline transition into a delightful discussion about pastries and desserts, spotlighting mochi donuts and croissants:

• Kalila [24:17]: "Mochi donuts are my favorite. They're chewy and different from regular donuts."

They sample various flavors, sharing their preferences and humorous takes on the textures and tastes:

• Caroline [25:03]: "I want something good. Like a blueberry Danish."

• Kalila [25:12]: "It's like testosterony, but more like bananas you make, I'm short circuits."

The conversation lightens as they joke about the appearance and experience of eating these treats, weaving in pop culture references and personal anecdotes to keep the discussion engaging and relatable.

V. Health Chats: UTIs

In a candid segment, the hosts delve into personal experiences with urinary tract infections (UTIs), discussing prevention and humorous mishaps:

• Kalila [58:35]: "The only solution for me is peeing right after sex. It cannot be even like five minutes after sex."

• Esther [61:14]: "I have too much TMJ for that. It isn’t recommended."

They share tips inspired by celebrities like Cardi B and explore the impact of diet and hygiene on UTI prevention. The hosts maintain a light-hearted tone, balancing seriousness with their trademark humor.

VI. Wrapping Up with Humorous Banter

As the episode draws to a close, the conversation winds down with playful exchanges about plumbing issues, Pilates reformers, and the quirks of household appliances:

• Caroline [63:11]: "You guys, thank you so much for listening. Caroline."

• Kalila [63:35]: "Find me on substack. I'll be sending out a doodle link to rent my Pilates reformer."

They tease upcoming events and promotions, maintaining the show's casual and entertaining atmosphere.

Notable Quotes

1. Esther Povitsky [03:26]: "The longest lasting knife that I've ever owned was from IKEA 2009. I still have that knife. I've never had to sharpen it once."

2. Kalila Kuhn [16:34]: "I wrapped each pomegranate in a gift bag. It was humiliating for the squirrels, but it didn't work."

3. Kalila [25:12]: "Like, God. It's a bit violent, this downsizing for me, emotionally, like, oh, we're in the studio."

4. Kalila [55:39]: "I did read it on a conspiracy theory website. No, I'm just kidding. So it's not recommended?"

Conclusion

"Caroline Goldfarb is Our Sugar High" is a quintessential "Trash Tuesday" episode, blending humor with honest conversations about daily life challenges. From mastering IKEA hacks to battling mischievous squirrels and navigating personal health issues, Esther, Khalyla, and Caroline deliver an engaging and relatable experience for listeners. Their dynamic interplay, spirited banter, and willingness to tackle unconventional topics make this episode a standout addition to the series.

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