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Gilbert
Culture has changed. You don't see shows like this where the judges are this disrespectful to people.
Kalila
But he made a whole career from it, right? Like he did.
Gilbert
He did great. He's a motivational coach now. I think he's really amazing.
Esther
Yeah, good for him.
Peter Kim
I was just thinking because his voice isn't like terrible.
Kalila
It's not.
Peter Kim
It was more his face, right?
Gilbert
Oh, that's interesting.
Kalila
That's a really hot take, Peter, that
Gilbert
they're laughing at, that they doubled down. He had a Asian face. That was laughable. Take me to Gold House.
Esther
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Peter Kim
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Esther
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Kalila
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Esther
Go protect your hair.
Peter Kim
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Kalila
Don't touch me with your fake allergies. What's really a cold?
Peter Kim
Wait, I have allergies. Too high?
Gilbert
No, I'm actually a lot better. I think my house is molded.
Peter Kim
Molded?
Gilbert
I wake up every morning crying and I hear you crying. Why?
Peter Kim
Because of the allergies.
Gilbert
Got the vents and I cleaned out our couch because we thought we our guy, we were having a tenant as had cats or like had friends with cats. But I think I'm allergic To house plants.
Peter Kim
Shut up. What do you have? That's not a thing.
Kalila
Cause spider plants clean the air. They don't cause allergies.
Peter Kim
Plants don't have.
Gilbert
First of all, let's not just throw around spider plants. Like we all know what that is.
Kalila
Yeah, it is.
Peter Kim
It's a common.
Kalila
There's Tolstoys, there's spiders.
Peter Kim
I know what a spider plants are. Why spider plants?
Kalila
Why spider plant is. They're air purifiers.
Gilbert
No, there's a giant plant in the corner that's dying. So I think it's that.
Esther
That's a fig.
Peter Kim
I don't know. You know, I propagate fiddle leaf figs.
Gilbert
What does that mean?
Kalila
You know what a fiddle leaf fig is?
Gilbert
I don't know. Houseplants. I go home crying. I sleep crying.
Peter Kim
It's not houseplants. Don't blame housepl. It's probably the cats or the mole.
Gilbert
Because I drove my car open my windows. Fine. Like I can feel everything not being inflamed.
Peter Kim
You have sinus infection. That's what I have.
Gilbert
No, but I don't have. Unless I'm in the house. House. Or around cats. Cats are the thing. But we don't have cats.
Peter Kim
Have you considered ghosts?
Kalila
Oh, ghost is a real consideration.
Gilbert
Who's haunting me?
Kalila
Not even haunting.
Gilbert
It might be the house.
Esther
There's someone.
Kalila
There's a ghost.
Gilbert
Is a brand new unit. Guys, there's no ghost.
Peter Kim
It's a new build.
Gilbert
Yeah, it's where the first ones.
Peter Kim
Oh, you. I think there's probably bodies on the road.
Kalila
Definitely built on a real site, right?
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Is it on stolen land?
Kalila
Stolen land?
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Billie. Eilish.
Peter Kim
Or the billionaires dump their kids. Sorry.
Kalila
We tried to not go Epstein in the first 10 minutes.
Peter Kim
We're going. 10 minutes. We're doing Gold gala.
Kalila
Gold gala.
Gilbert
Talking about the gold Gal soon. Or any of us invited. No, wait.
Kalila
Hang on one second. I thought you would have that in your calendar.
Peter Kim
Bolded in the Gold Gala in red.
Gilbert
Yeah, to like murder everyone that runs.
Peter Kim
No, like Chinese New Year. Asian.
Gilbert
I don't do Lunar New Year.
Peter Kim
You don't?
Gilbert
I don't think Filipinos do.
Peter Kim
Oh, okay, I'll tell you.
Kalila
Yesterday. Yesterday was the first day of spring.
Gilbert
I think it's the house. One second, one second.
Kalila
Go. Answer. Answer the phone.
Peter Kim
Who is it?
Kalila
His wife. He has to answer.
Gilbert
Cindy, what are the plants in the corner of the house? Is that a spider? Fiddly fig.
Kalila
No, it's one or the other.
Gilbert
I'm on a plant show. It's A plant based comedy show.
Kalila
Okay. One way of. It's not a spider fig. I don't know what that is. It's called a fiddle leaf.
Gilbert
Told you. It's a fiddle leaf.
Peter Kim
That's where I propagate that.
Gilbert
I'm here with Peter Kim and Kila K. I was telling them that's what's getting me sick every day.
Kalila
A fiddly fig is.
Peter Kim
Fiddly fig is. There's no pollen.
Kalila
It's just cuz they. The. We haven't put new soil in that plant in a while. So I think something in the soil is bothering you. Oh, it's a probably.
Gilbert
Yeah, it's mold.
Peter Kim
Some kind of rock.
Gilbert
That's great. Okay. I love you. I love you. Happy New Year.
Kalila
I followed the whole first day of spring in the lunar new year yesterday. I didn't sweep, I didn't clean. I was nice to people because they say like the first day of spring is going to be the snapshot for the rest of your year. So anyways, you guys are. Because how you behaved yesterday is a snapshot for the rest of your year.
Peter Kim
I was. I was spiraling yesterday.
Gilbert
What happened?
Peter Kim
I did not clean a thing. I made a mess.
Kalila
That's good cleaning. Not cleaning is good because you don't want to sweep out good opportunities.
Gilbert
Oh really?
Peter Kim
Okay.
Gilbert
Shooting clinks. I clean every night.
Peter Kim
That's not a good year for you.
Gilbert
Are you sure about that?
Esther
Yeah, I'm sure.
Gilbert
Because I went to an Asian event and they told me my zodiac.
Peter Kim
Oh, let's hear it.
Gilbert
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Kalila
situation for me it's pretty good. I'm in a class year because I'm a wood rat.
Peter Kim
Yeah, you're gonna have a tough.
Gilbert
You mean a hood rat?
Kalila
Yeah, that's. It's. It's honestly so precise. But it's not tough, it's just challenging and it will force you to move forward.
Gilbert
You're gonna grow.
Kalila
Yeah, I'm. I'm a good swimmer, baby. I don't sink.
Peter Kim
You're gonna have a clashier. You said you're gonna have a boon this year of investors.
Kalila
What is it?
Gilbert
What Is yours. What are you?
Peter Kim
I'm a water dog. And apparently it's gonna be time to go, like, up up.
Gilbert
Oh, this is a good year for you.
Peter Kim
Last year was a really bad year for me. Like, real bad.
Gilbert
Hey.
Peter Kim
One of the worst I've ever had.
Kalila
Do you want to talk about.
Peter Kim
It was tough the whole year, work wise. My psyche, mental, emotional, everything was just down the drain to 20, 25. And I was waiting for it to be over.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah. But it feels. It feels way better now. It feels like things are going up.
Kalila
It's so scary because, like, I've. Obviously, I'm not in your industry in the same adjacent, like, way. I'm, like, right next to it as an observer. Public observer.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
And it is so feast or famine and scary for me to, like, when I see just, like, really talented people like you who clearly have it all. Or even when I saw Bobby, like, who to me, had it all. But the feast and famine of the up down is just such. Such an emotional thing.
Peter Kim
I. Yeah. It throws you for a loop. I thought I had gone through it.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
You know, and it turns out I hadn't. And I. It.
Gilbert
You mean in the past you've gone through it?
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Okay.
Peter Kim
Like, after Steve, I don't know if you felt like this showcase there was like, oh, okay, we're going on auditions, we're booking some stuff, blah, blah. And then there was like, a dive.
Gilbert
And I was like, I don't care.
Peter Kim
Yeah. Everyone's like, we've seen you. Yeah.
Gilbert
Next Asia. Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah. And then it kind of went back up and then took, like, a huge dive with pandemic and multiple strikes.
Kalila
Yeah.
Peter Kim
It's just been an A.I. like, oh, my God, it just feels, like, insurmountable. But everyone said when I moved to la, I think you said this too.
Gilbert
Like, I'm the one that, like, it really was like, brother, you got to come out.
Peter Kim
You got to come out here. There's so much work. We're all getting rich. And everyone said this to me when I moved to L. A. Was just stick around.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Just hold on and stick around and you'll work.
Kalila
Bobby's favorite, really good advice. It's actually Joan Reverse. He said, like, you just got to stand in the rain.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
Like, if you don't stand in the
Peter Kim
rain, that'd be a glutton for punishment.
Kalila
Yeah.
Gilbert
Yeah. Did we not stand in the rain for Tiger Belly for the first three years?
Kalila
Oh, yeah. We didn't get paid for a couple of years. He was a Lyft Driver.
Gilbert
I was a lift driver.
Peter Kim
I remember that.
Gilbert
Well, Bobby kept buying golden goose in front of my face shaking for not eating.
Kalila
Oh, those are my fit.
Peter Kim
And he wasn't here, you guys.
Gilbert
No, he didn't make money.
Kalila
He didn't make money. Wait, Bobby was here's.
Peter Kim
You didn't have ads on tiger belly.
Kalila
Oh my God. I just want to say this. Like when I put up a 2016 post and I was like, 2016, I had zero money, blah blah blah. Some guy was like, you were with a millionaire, Gilbert? What kind of millionaire was Bobby at that time? Not a millionaire.
Gilbert
Someone that just does not to pay taxes. So there's probably like eight years of back taxes.
Peter Kim
Yeah. Okay, so like.
Kalila
But also like we were living in a two bedroom apartment. Like there was nothing fancy about our life. We only flew coach. Like there was nothing. We had one car. We are a one car. Family was a beat up Prius.
Gilbert
I remember that.
Kalila
Like there were times where he would play a weekend and barely just.
Peter Kim
I always thought he just lived small.
Kalila
No, I just.
Esther
He.
Gilbert
Bobby, I don't think is also good. He doesn't know how to be rich too. That's a separate conversation.
Kalila
He does now.
Gilbert
He does, but also doesn't.
Peter Kim
You know what I mean?
Gilbert
Like.
Kalila
Well, this goes back to the Gold Gala conversation. Let's talk about.
Peter Kim
Let's talk about Gold Gala. Why isn't he being invited?
Gilbert
I think he does every year. He doesn't open his email.
Peter Kim
He gets invited every year, but he doesn't open his email.
Gilbert
So I go to his reps. I got him last time because I. I told someone, you're in with them. I'm not in with them. I will. It feels I'm in with them.
Peter Kim
You're in with them.
Kalila
No, he's not.
Gilbert
Because he hasn't quite either stopped hate.
Kalila
We talk about this all the time. There's a reason why you, you, me will never be invited. We are fucking gutter rats to them.
Peter Kim
Well, it's also that I agree with that. I agree with that.
Gilbert
I'm a water dog, not a gutter rat.
Peter Kim
We all live in the same swamp. I feel like you, me, Kalila, maybe Bobby doesn't have much to offer the Gold Gala.
Kalila
We don't say that.
Peter Kim
No shade.
Gilbert
I mean that's how.
Peter Kim
That's how it works.
Gilbert
It is sponsored by Lexus. So what am I gonna give? What am I gonna give?
Peter Kim
Gold G. Is. Is that what it's called?
Gilbert
Gold House.
Peter Kim
Gold House.
Kalila
Can we explain to the audience?
Peter Kim
Yeah, you guys keep.
Gilbert
They're pointing to me, with this group of people you're inside, trying to get in.
Kalila
You're fancy, Asian adjacent. Closer to them than us.
Gilbert
I'm wearing shoes from Aldo.
Peter Kim
If they had a secret island. You got invited, dude.
Gilbert
I hope so.
Peter Kim
I know you do. So, like, so golden. Okay.
Gilbert
How do I get in Gold House? From my understanding is. Sorry, Gold House is a. Is this. You know what's so crazy? I keep saying this on camera. I actually don't know what it is.
Peter Kim
What do you mean? Don't be all, uh, about.
Gilbert
It's an Asian collective.
Peter Kim
It's the Asian mafia.
Gilbert
I've heard there's rumors that it's a little corporatized. That's all I know about.
Peter Kim
What does that mean?
Gilbert
They're a group that's supposed to lift up Asian voices phrase.
Peter Kim
But now they're corporatized, so they just take profits.
Gilbert
I think it's like, hey, if you're an Asian, you're doing well. Come on over.
Peter Kim
Join the club.
Gilbert
Join the club.
Peter Kim
Okay. It's like a Soho.
Gilbert
So if you're a small indie film, you're struggling out there, but you got big actors. But that ain't getting in the Sundance. Yeah, don't show up.
Kalila
Don't show up.
Peter Kim
Okay. That was for me. I get that you're number seven on a call list for a minus three million dollar movie. Don't. Don't bother coming.
Gilbert
Hey, you were great in that one movie, though, where you played a straight man.
Peter Kim
Which one?
Gilbert
Cindy's movie.
Peter Kim
Cindy's movie.
Gilbert
Very good. We should see the other one.
Peter Kim
The one I'm talking about, the actual Asian one.
Gilbert
No, this is what I'm getting.
Peter Kim
And he's screaming about, stop. Asian hate. That's crazy. That's crazy. You know, this goes both ways. Goldhouse.
Kalila
Yeah, dude, Look, I just want to say Gold House. Here's what I'm going to look part of the podcast.
Peter Kim
This is an Asian podcast. I don't know if you know this.
Kalila
Gold House, to you, I say we were the pioneers in. Not only just in podcasting in general, but we were the. Our whole cast was Asian.
Esther
True.
Kalila
For the love of God. For the love of God, please put some respect on our name.
Peter Kim
Hello.
Kalila
Yeah, I have a nice dress at home. I can show up pretty. My face is a little crooked.
Peter Kim
Do you have a nice dress?
Kalila
I wore it at your wedding. Was I not extremely hot?
Gilbert
I was at the wedding. That was. That was intense what you did.
Kalila
I know I was.
Gilbert
You can't dress like that in front of old Asian people.
Kalila
Here's the thing about these motherfuckers, Gilbert and all of them is that they see me in my like, just worst all the time. And so when I do clean up, they are like shocked that I'm a hot chick.
Gilbert
Can you please pull up Bobby Lee Kalila UFC video game? I want to show you how.
Esther
Ew.
Kalila
Can we not?
Gilbert
Can we? Yes.
Kalila
Actually, don't do that.
Gilbert
Can we?
Esther
Yes.
Kalila
Dude, this was my cheugy years. I had orange.
Gilbert
That's how I knew Kyla. I actually didn't like, I was like, I had so much judgment. I like you like this.
Peter Kim
Wait, were you like abga?
Kalila
I was abg cross eyed with orange hair and Ben fake tits.
Gilbert
But you would never expect her to be like, that's Kalila. Like, that's how should we or nah, we should.
Kalila
You can, but she doesn't. I want it only if I get to kick you in the dick after.
Gilbert
I'll give you one strong leg kick.
Peter Kim
All right.
Gilbert
This is worth it.
Kalila
Oh, look at my orange hair. No bad dye job.
Gilbert
Is the hair. That's what it was, the hair.
Peter Kim
The makeup's different.
Gilbert
Your teeth are still very white.
Peter Kim
Very white.
Kalila
You. She, she eyebrows are different. I didn't know how to do my makeup that bad.
Peter Kim
That's you Exactly.
Gilbert
That's what I'm saying. It's so different. I think it's the hair.
Kalila
Would you say it's the someone is
Peter Kim
commenting on my face.
Kalila
It's like, duh.
Peter Kim
I think her maybe Gold house. Don't invite.
Gilbert
I would say gold house now invite.
Peter Kim
Oh, right, they're back to like the Tila Tequila look.
Gilbert
Yes.
Peter Kim
Okay.
Kalila
This isn't look at me now.
Peter Kim
No, this is, this is good.
Gilbert
Not Tila Tequila look.
Peter Kim
Oh, okay, I see. So but this look Goldhouse.
Gilbert
Let's just like connect it very. To Tila Tequila.
Kalila
You know what happens at Tila Tequila?
Peter Kim
She went maga full.
Gilbert
Yeah. No way. Really?
Peter Kim
Like, she was Nikki before Nikki.
Esther
Yeah, she was Nikki before Nikki.
Kalila
She's really just unwell. You can tell this is not. You can always tell, like how someone. You can gauge someone's mental health based on unfortunately the politics. And if they start to like verge on like conspiracy theory stuff.
Peter Kim
Oh, and no one's around her to like say stop.
Kalila
No one's around her. Because it's really hard to like intervene
Peter Kim
when something like that, like Kanye Nikki, like, they don't have people that like, like actually stop them.
Kalila
I want to ask you guys how you feel about Kanye's letter.
Gilbert
I'm not even well written. What's the letter really?
Peter Kim
As a writer, I was like, I thought so too.
Gilbert
Great 5 point structure.
Peter Kim
Whichever version of ChatGPT wrote that, I said, wait, you're getting better.
Gilbert
I'm not in pop culture.
Kalila
Basically, Kanye writes this long thing about explaining how when he got into a car accident in his early 20s, he suffered a TBI. And along with his TBI and what's TBI? A traumatic brain injury. Along with that and his diagnosis of bipolar one, he's basically explaining his anti Semitism, his just weird paranoia, treating his family the way he has been in the last couple years because he is unwell. He has both a brain injury and a mental health, you know, struggle. And so he's like, sorry for being an anti Semite. Sorry my B. Yeah.
Peter Kim
But he also said thank you to a black community for holding me down when I was acting fucking nuts. I was like, that's so true though. Like there are people who just won't leave him.
Kalila
But also like there's this one scene in that, that leaked like documentary where Kim was like, I don't know like who you are. And she's like crying and she's like, you're not, you weren't like this years ago. And that's where I'm like, oh, I really believe that like he, this, this, the bipolar just like took over and like I'm sure.
Peter Kim
Or you guys see the Andrew Schultz stuff?
Gilbert
No.
Peter Kim
Can we talk about it?
Kalila
Yeah, we can, right?
Peter Kim
Like did you see this Andrew shots? He came out and said, well, I guess the left was right.
Gilbert
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a clip he told his
Peter Kim
bros like oh, I guess we were the dummies. And I was like, it really hurts to be like gaslit the entire time and then be like, you know what? Sorry. And it's like, God, I, I should give you the space to be sorry. But can I just slap you once? Like can I just fucking.
Gilbert
Can I Will Smith ya.
Peter Kim
Just once. There needs to be some accountability for
Gilbert
a second at least something.
Peter Kim
I went to violence because I kind
Gilbert
of hold it to him. And he, they were doing some jiu jitsu with trying to hold accountability early on.
Kalila
I think that what people. And maybe this isn't enough. You can never really please like, you know, people who are that upset with you. But I think it's like, hey, I understand my part in this and really propelling this administration forward.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
And I up and oh my God, like can how like I'll do.
Peter Kim
I highlight some other things that I was ignorant to before. Like there's at least a little. One more step beyond, like, whoa, was I a dick? Like, that's not enough.
Gilbert
What did Charlemagne say? Or was this on flagrant or on brilliant Idiots. What was his take Response Response?
Peter Kim
Or like, yeah, I didn't watch Charlamagne's. I honestly can't watch Charlemagne. I find him so stupid. That lisp.
Gilbert
I'm like, lucky Charlemagne.
Peter Kim
Yeah, I know, I know. You want to get into that bowl gala.
Gilbert
Would love to come.
Peter Kim
This is why Gold Gala doesn't invite me, because I. I talk shit.
Gilbert
Would love some dumplings that are very expensive. Caviar on it.
Peter Kim
Speaking of gold, Gallagher, are there, like, Asians that you would stick by? Like, some of the black community sticks by a Kanye in that. Is there an Asian icon that was so important to you?
Gilbert
We still here with Bobby Lee. We still here with Bobby Lee. I'll ride for Bobby Lee all day, dude.
Kalila
Bobby just like, I know him on a molecular level, right? And he really.
Peter Kim
How he fucks up, I just know.
Gilbert
Like, oh, but she'll hold him to the fire, though. She's not going to be like, oh, yeah.
Kalila
I'm not a yes man. I think that I'm actually one of the few people in his life that really, like, stick it to him if he's, like, misbehaving or if he's in the wrong. Like, I don't mind saying, like, that's fudge up. Like, go apologize. You are 100% wrong.
Peter Kim
I think you guys misunderstood. I said Asian icon. I. I said someone who Gold House might invite.
Kalila
Okay, let's say Bruce Lee. I'm sure he's like your lord and savior.
Peter Kim
He got invited to do the opening
Gilbert
last time he did get invited. And I talked to some. I was like, I just kind of threw it out of there as a little passive aggressive comment. I'm very good at those. Ask my wife. They were like, we emailed him. He doesn't respond ever. So I asked Bobby to look at his email, and it's there in his spam.
Kalila
What a power move, though.
Gilbert
Power move or complete ignorance?
Kalila
I don't know.
Gilbert
Bruce Lee. You were saying Bruce Lee.
Peter Kim
If.
Kalila
Bruce Lee. If it comes out. Yeah, that, you know, he did some things, some inappropes.
Gilbert
What things?
Kalila
For me, the biggest crime would always be to, like, you know, hurt young, young people. Boys and girls.
Gilbert
He had a grooming situation with boys.
Esther
Young boys.
Gilbert
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised by that.
Peter Kim
Young Chinese boys.
Kalila
Oh, no.
Gilbert
Can you not say Chinese, by the way? That was insane. Don't touch Me, I'm going to Gold Gal.
Peter Kim
He's Chinese. I had to be his own.
Kalila
Like, I had to break eye contact. When you said that, I was like,
Gilbert
yeah, I know the lunar episode doesn't
Peter Kim
make me look good, but, dude, so
Gilbert
much you've said doesn't make you look good.
Peter Kim
I know I'm a problem.
Gilbert
Can I just say something really quick where people don't know our relationship? I look up to Peter a lot. I remember when we did Chicago together, I was, like, grinding out there, trying to get on this thing called Brownco, which is a hilarious name. It's a touring company specifically for people that are not white. And it's, like, a big deal. And I remember this guy came in from, like, SF or something and was crushing the scene. I was like, fuck, I suck. And I just remember looking up to Peter because he was just. Everyone loved him. He was doing all. All the stuff at Second City, and. Yeah, dude, you're just awesome. Just want to put that out there because people are like, why are you so familiar? That's why.
Peter Kim
Because we know each other. You just want to explain.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah, we do know each other. And you were the Asian before, you know, before I came onto the scene, so. No, you moved out. He moved out here. That's the truth. And then started stuff with you and Bobby and then left a single vacancy for an Asian to come in and just, like, wreck it.
Gilbert
So more back to you being canceled. Okay, so you're saying Bruce Lee, Chinese What?
Kalila
Well, it's like, a lot of people, right? Like, if you dig into history, I think that, like, Gandhi had done some inappropriate stuff with, I feel, like, young family members where he would test his sexual restraint by laying next to his young nieces or something like that. And I was like. To see whether or not he would get boners.
Gilbert
And I. I mean, it's kind of funny but insane.
Kalila
That, to me, is like, oh, who's just like, what? But immediately, as soon as I read that, I was like, oh, fuck him. Like, he's not. But I. Yeah. I'm trying to think of someone who I would just ride for till the dawn. Like, till the end of time.
Peter Kim
Do you have anyone Filipino? No, not one.
Kalila
I feel like this is what. This is why, like, the whole, like, Epstein files. I don't care how much I adore you.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
If Barack Obama, my president, was on there, he's gonna be like, he's done.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Michelle was on style.
Kalila
Done.
Gilbert
Really? I hope people get skinny.
Peter Kim
I don't know if I have one person That I would write for. I'm like, maybe that's why Gold House hasn't invited me. I'm a flip flop.
Kalila
You're not like a cult. A good cult member.
Peter Kim
I asked too many questions.
Kalila
You ask too many questions and you have no true devotion to. Like, devotion is. You don't have that.
Peter Kim
Mr. Gandhi, why do you keep lying
Gilbert
down next to your nieces? Shut up, dude. Stop.
Peter Kim
Can I lie there? Yeah, I think it's something. Why? Going back to, like, you know, Asians and iconography. Maybe it's. I, I. The gays have this too. Like, we don't give our own people that much credit.
Kalila
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Like, gays will ape over a straight actor that does a gay role, you know, as opposed to give a gay man their flowers.
Kalila
Flowers, yeah.
Peter Kim
Same with Asians.
Gilbert
Is that happening right now with, like, Wicked dude?
Peter Kim
Wicked dude. Oh, sure. But more about, like, how people love Hudson Williams.
Kalila
Yeah.
Gilbert
Because he's straight and he's playing. I see.
Kalila
Hudson is straight.
Peter Kim
Yes. He has a girlfriend.
Gilbert
Told you your gaydar is bad. I'm not gay, dude.
Peter Kim
I know. And he's Asian, so I'm like, rah, Rah. Yes, Hudson. But he's also not the gay one. So I'm like, all right, well, why
Gilbert
you look so stunned? You look. You're turning pale.
Peter Kim
You thought he was. Wait, did you finish?
Kalila
Not finish. I finished. I didn't finish the whole episode, but I watched it with my partner and he likes it.
Gilbert
Great.
Kalila
He's like, oh, my God, those.
Peter Kim
It's hot. Oh, my God.
Kalila
Ilya's butt.
Peter Kim
The ass.
Gilbert
We get a photo of that butt. I'm not familiar.
Kalila
Don't act like you're not familiar.
Peter Kim
You watched it?
Gilbert
No. We're supposed to start this week. Cindy really wants to binge it.
Peter Kim
You're like, six months late. Yeah, okay.
Kalila
Yeah.
Peter Kim
You got to get into it anyway. Yeah. We don't have. We don't have our, like, we don't give our elders respect enough.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Do you have someone not. I mean, Bobby.
Gilbert
Like, I feel like I.
Peter Kim
It can't be Bobby. You're like, actual friend. Like, I'm talking about, like, someone you.
Gilbert
Okay.
Peter Kim
So looked up to in the movie.
Gilbert
Okay. Jackie Chan would be crazy. Yeah, I love Jackie Tan. That's like Uncle Jackie. Like Rumble in the Bronx. That was me.
Peter Kim
You don't think you could give up Jackie, huh?
Gilbert
That's tough. I mean, like, I'm like Claudia. If something happens, though, I'm like, deuces, dude.
Kalila
Yeah.
Gilbert
I can't stand by that. I'm not a Peter Kim. I'm not a Peter, I'm not a Peter Kim. I'm not a Peter Kim.
Peter Kim
Yeah, that's what you don't do.
Esther
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Peter Kim
We gotta get into that.
Gilbert
I'm actually put to sleep. I haven't read the newer stuff, so I know pieces.
Peter Kim
I'm literally on doj.gov backslash Epstein. Jesus. I'm doing keywords. Are you?
Kalila
No.
Peter Kim
But you're in the actual files though.
Gilbert
Good for you.
Peter Kim
That's the real in the guts of the file.
Kalila
Where are we? So, okay, so who are we most shocked by? The thing that saddened me most was maybe Peter Atia.
Gilbert
I never followed him much, but a lot of people were like, what the fuck? Why is he in there?
Kalila
What's so great about like lately he's really been. I understand now that he actually didn't finish like his. You know, a lot of people don't think he's like a real, real like practicing doctor. But you know, he, in the last month he went on 60 Minutes and he really championed women. Everything has been failing women. And I was really happy to like send that to my mom and, and tell her like, hey, get back on hormones. And like Peter Atia says. So I was like, I was like, oh my God. Why it was important is because I think Women have been saying it out loud for so long and screaming at the top of our lungs, but it took a man to actually say the same thing we were saying. For people to be like, oh, maybe we have failed women in menopause and later in their lives. So I was like. When I saw Doc Peter and this
Gilbert
is recent, like, he's been really like, yeah, podcast champ. Okay.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Oh, the timing is interesting.
Kalila
And so.
Gilbert
Well, you know, we're all.
Peter Kim
Yeah, it is very interesting that he came out and is speaking for older women. That's a nice thing. That's a nice change.
Gilbert
That is surprising. But I will say this, like. Like, he's also like. I mean, all the stuff he said is still fact. That's science. I feel. You can still.
Kalila
Yeah. I just. Now someone has a great PR agent.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
I just. You know, when someone is a part of something this dark and demented and disgusting, it's really hard for me to, like, hear anything they have to say anymore. And even though, you know, he claims that he wasn't witness to anything that happened, that he had a very distant relationship with Epstein, it still bothers me.
Gilbert
That's a crazy sentence to even say out loud.
Kalila
Well, he's. He put out a statement.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
Okay, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Peter Kim
The thing that haunts me the most is that basically, QAnon was right.
Gilbert
That's the funny thing that's going around. Right. Is like, everyone that said all the craziest is like, oh, God, they want that.
Peter Kim
It makes sense, because that's what they seated. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they knew that this was gonna happen eventually. Like, you can't. The DOJ shifts hands. So, like, someone's gonna look at these files. So when we were like, oh, he's, like, compromised. Blah, blah. Like, this is what they were talking about.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
But it took 10 years to, like, release them, and now it doesn't really matter.
Kalila
Right.
Peter Kim
Because they own the doj.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
You know, so, like, I feel very, like, oh, wow, what a dumbass bitch I was to be like, pizzagate, you stupid idiots. I went to college. I know. And they were just being fed all the stuff that was actually happening. Yeah. It being, like, conspirator. I mean, it's genius work.
Gilbert
It's like, from a macro level of
Peter Kim
saying, like, Lucifer work. Like, you're like, the amount of times
Kalila
that pizza is brought up, you're like, oh, my gosh.
Peter Kim
It's nonsense.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
They have code words for, like, little girl and little boy disgusting.
Kalila
But here's like, what makes me the sickest is that I'm reading a lot of this stuff and, like, I'm in tears.
Esther
Like, it.
Kalila
You know, like, I was a child who was sexually molested. I was assaulted multiple times in my early life. Life. And I don't think that, like, any child should ever have to even. Like, kids should be kids, you know. And so for me, I was like, really in a bad way, like, reading some of this stuff and I'm like, guillotine, guillotine, guillotine.
Peter Kim
Like French 75.
Gilbert
We're at a crazy time. We're in fallout, dude. We're in fallout right now, dude.
Peter Kim
The way they are pressure testing Minnesota. My husband's.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
People where he's from.
Kalila
That's a good word. Pressure testing.
Peter Kim
They really are. Because they're like, if Minnesota. Because Minnesota has 400, 000 people.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Minneapolis. That's like. That's not a lot of people. That's a small city.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
So to make that big of a hoopla in a small city like that, that feels like they're trying to test America, like middle America, like, will you let this go? Will you let us basically take over?
Gilbert
And.
Peter Kim
And the answer is no. Vehemently no.
Gilbert
You're seeing it, dude, across the board. Look at LA on the Internet. Everyone just know.
Peter Kim
Did you guys see the container that they moved downtown? Like, container? They moved the entire shipping container to block off streets to the people. Did. To block off the agents.
Kalila
Yeah, well, they tried. It's like people in Inglewood and got driven out like this.
Gilbert
Really?
Peter Kim
There's guns everywhere down here.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Kalila
It's like, you guys are so stupid. This is very much a blue state, but very heavy on the artillery.
Gilbert
So, like, I mean, la, dude. LA come crazy.
Peter Kim
I live in east la, so I'm hearing it all the time.
Kalila
Yeah, I love east la. My first boyfriends. My cholo boyfriends are all from.
Gilbert
Put that photo back up. Boyfriends. Puppet. All like once every year.
Kalila
He's a good guy. He still hits me up. He's like, my girl. I bought some eb.
Gilbert
How do you use it, though?
Kalila
He's like, I want to congratulate you, my girl. You're doing big things, my girl. I'm like, I am you, girl.
Peter Kim
Yeah, Yeah.
Kalila
I think it's so sweet.
Gilbert
Puppet, dude, that name, that's sweet.
Peter Kim
Yeah, his name was Puppet.
Kalila
That's his gangster. That he was.
Gilbert
What was yours again?
Kalila
Why would you. Why would you do this?
Gilbert
Why would you bring me on? People need to know the real you. We need to founder.
Kalila
It wasn't like my. It was when I.
Peter Kim
This is the trash part of Trash Tuesday.
Kalila
So here's a little thing, a tidbit about me. I actually have really pretty penmanship because I grew up in Asia, where it's like, that's drilled in your head. Penmanship is a real thing. I write really good, you know, I'm really good with calligraphy. I'm good with that stuff. So I wanted to be a tagger because I was like, being.
Gilbert
I wanted to be a tagger. Don't do it that way.
Kalila
I. I wanted to be.
Peter Kim
I couldn't be like, I wanna be a tiger. A tiger.
Esther
It's my roots.
Kalila
Please don't shame me. So I came from the Philippines, and the Filipinos, like, basically shunned me. They were like, her accent's too thick. She's a fob.
Esther
She's like, not cool.
Peter Kim
They didn't like the fob, but the
Kalila
Latino community took me in like a long lost daughter.
Gilbert
Right, Right.
Kalila
So I. Blanchola, you could pass Latina. Yeah, I'm Latina passing. I dated my cholo boys who love to camp and love Morrissey and love.
Gilbert
You dated his boy?
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
You dated Eric and loved, like, they loved, like, oldies and Art LeBeau. And I just, like, really dove in, like, with my whole heart. And I wanted to. Some of them were taggers. And so I was like, I'm gonna come up with my own, like, tiger name.
Peter Kim
You should say Taga.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Kind of crazy.
Peter Kim
The hard ar.
Kalila
At this time, I was really having a hard time with boys. And a lot of. There was a rumor that had started about me that I was a face queen, that I gave a lot of blow jobs to dudes I had never given blow jobs to. But it, like, caught on like wildfire.
Esther
It was. They called me a face Queen.
Gilbert
And so you've been in the rumor mill since that long ago.
Kalila
Yeah. And it tore me.
Peter Kim
I would live to be called a Face queen.
Gilbert
God, you see Peter Kim, he's such a face. A face Queen.
Peter Kim
He'll suck anything.
Kalila
And then this was a time when that song Chicken Head really blew up too. So the lesser, the worst version was Chicken Head. And I would cry every day. I got really depressed. I quit swimming, all of these things. But so I was like, I'm going to be a tagger. But I was like, but, you know, I'm going to lean in to this thing that they're calling me, this face Scream. So my name was Licks with a L I X.
Gilbert
I love Lex, dude, thank you. Lex is my favorite.
Kalila
Yeah, yeah, I love that. I wrote it really pretty, but that those like, short lived. I was only a tagger for like six months because I did my first tag by a bus stop and I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Peter Kim
Yeah, yeah.
Gilbert
You were scared.
Esther
I was still scared.
Gilbert
Did you do it on buildings? I'm so curious about this.
Kalila
No, I never got like super big. No, I was at. At my core, I was still a good little Asian girl. Anyways, I was so shameful about it at first, but now you know what? I'm free, Gilbert. So you I'm licking, dude.
Gilbert
She changed her handle to Face Queen.
Peter Kim
That's gonna be your wait. Yeah, you should put out like music as licks. Yo.
Gilbert
Seriously, that's funny. Hey, let's get on that, please.
Peter Kim
There is something really funny about someone who's so homebody and like chill being a dj. You know what I mean? Someone who like, does not belong in
Gilbert
a scene, but you talking about her?
Kalila
Are you calling me out?
Peter Kim
What are you a dj?
Gilbert
Yeah, she's DJ Cougar.
Peter Kim
Wait, are you serious?
Gilbert
You're a dj? Look up DJ Cougar. Cougar. No, it's Cougar. When you first told me that DJ Cougar.
Kalila
No, I had once she had an
Gilbert
accent a long time ago.
Kalila
You never had aspirations to become a dj?
Peter Kim
Like, okay, right now I'm like, looking into it now.
Gilbert
I look like a DJ right now.
Peter Kim
Okay, here's the only reason I want to dj. I don't want to be at the party at all. I don't like being surrounded by people.
Gilbert
What the. Do you want to do what a DJ does?
Peter Kim
No, I know, I know. That's the gig. I don't know anything about me music. My partner's a musician.
Kalila
Hold on. You don't know anything about music? You hate parties. Why you want to be a dj?
Peter Kim
I want to be a DJ because every time. And this is my, like, maybe a little like, tizziness, little tism. Every time I hear a song, I hear a different song. Oh, and I always sing over that song because I like.
Gilbert
You're already remixing it?
Kalila
Yeah, you already. You already got it.
Peter Kim
Do it in my head.
Kalila
You already got the BPMs.
Peter Kim
The BPMs are right progression, keywords. So I understand the chord, how your chords are changing. I don't know what chord it is and what's going on, but I know it's changing towards this math. And my brain goes, this song is here. And I know this song. This song And I sing.
Kalila
Oh, my God. Then you should.
Peter Kim
All the time.
Kalila
You still can. I think that you should really explore this.
Peter Kim
Eric's always like. Like, there's something wrong. There's something, like, not wrong, but right with you. But this is annoying me. You should dj.
Esther
I support this.
Peter Kim
I. I do it in the car. And he's like, it's been 10 years. So at first he's like, whoa, cool. And 10 years later, he's like, maybe you should do something with that.
Gilbert
Let's not bring it to the car.
Peter Kim
Yeah, Like, I'm trying to listen to
Gilbert
npr, trying to do songs over NPR on the BPM of this.
Peter Kim
Yeah. Like remixing podcast Ass Tiger Barley X Trash Tuesday.
Kalila
That's a real skill, because then I
Peter Kim
didn't realize that I've been doing that my whole life.
Kalila
Play instruments.
Gilbert
Zero.
Kalila
Okay, so.
Peter Kim
But I saw nothing.
Kalila
You would probably be one of those people that doesn't read music, but that can just hear it.
Gilbert
Drum line.
Peter Kim
Yeah, I can. I don't play anything, but I could play piano. Does that make sense?
Kalila
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Like, if I hear someone playing, I could play. Like, I could find where you are.
Esther
Yeah, exactly.
Kalila
So you would probably have been a virtuoso if you had.
Peter Kim
My mom was right, dude. She kept trying to force me into lessons, and I was like, no, I want to read. And she was right.
Kalila
She was right.
Peter Kim
I should have kept it.
Esther
Yeah.
Gilbert
And you did it for the same reason as you had this weird head thing or you just wanted to be around people parties.
Kalila
Yeah. I went through a really cringe Ibiza phase. Like, tell us this.
Peter Kim
Ibiza. I've always wanted an Ibiza.
Gilbert
Can we get a graphic fix? Cringe Ibiza face.
Kalila
This was right around.
Peter Kim
What's the cringest thing that happened to you in Ibiza?
Gilbert
Just, you know, big football players.
Kalila
Not even like that. Okay. So everyone had things that, like, I. I was a broke nursing student when I went to Ibiza. I was dating a football player in Spain.
Gilbert
What's crazy? I just said, like, a football.
Kalila
Or, like, actually, like, he played, like,
Gilbert
in American football, Liga, which is like, playing, like, an NFL or MLB here year. Whoa. Okay.
Kalila
So I would go visit Spain.
Esther
Oh.
Kalila
At that time, he played for a small team called Corunia.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
Which is on the north part. So I would go to Karunia a lot.
Gilbert
And what year was this phase?
Kalila
So this was in, like, 2010, 2011. So this was, like, a really cool.
Gilbert
Look up the team for 2010. Pull up the roster.
Peter Kim
Spain was, like, national champs at the time. They Were.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
On top of the world.
Kalila
Yeah.
Gilbert
You were pulling champs, dog.
Kalila
And so I would go to Spain, but I was also a very broke college kid, so my visa experiences were. Were really ratchet. Like, they were. I was thinking, like, for everything. No, this is when I would go. I'd go visit him because we weren't. You know. And then I'd go with my friends because they had a very strict schedule.
Peter Kim
Okay.
Kalila
And so I would go to Ibiza, and I was like, God, I was made for this. This is when EDM was like, I feel, like, peak, huh?
Gilbert
Yeah.
Kalila
And, yeah, I was just like, maybe. Maybe I can do this. It had nothing to do with actual skill, because by the time I actually did it, I was like, oh, I suck. Oh, really? I have a really good amount of, like, music knowledge. I just could not execute. I was horrible. So I was.
Peter Kim
The timing of it.
Kalila
Finally, my friend was like, hey, you need to put that down.
Peter Kim
That's a good friend.
Kalila
And I was like, oh, I think you're right.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
And so I was like, you let it go. Yeah, I let this dream die. I think you just wanted to be a party girl. And that's not a dream.
Peter Kim
That is a dream. How dare you. They're a party girl. Charlie XCX made a whole life around being a party girl.
Kalila
She actually has, like, a skill.
Peter Kim
No, I know, but, like, party girls can spin.
Gilbert
That's a thing right now.
Peter Kim
Party girls?
Gilbert
Yes, girl.
Peter Kim
I was a girl. If I was a young girl, I would be on drugs non stop. This world is crazy.
Gilbert
You just have someone film it and you're successful. It's crazy.
Kalila
How dare you? You think that's all it takes?
Gilbert
No, but that's a good starting point.
Kalila
No, you know, no judgment.
Gilbert
No judgment.
Kalila
I think. What kind of drugs?
Peter Kim
What are they on?
Kalila
No. What would you be on if you were a young party girl?
Peter Kim
I would have been on Molly, but I'm 44, so this is not a Molly body. Like, this body would, like, convulse on.
Gilbert
But that's so sick, dude.
Peter Kim
Why? Just being old.
Gilbert
And I'm that DJ sick dude. I appreciate all of you with that face.
Peter Kim
I'd be like,
Gilbert
just so old house. You got to have this guy.
Peter Kim
Dude, Gold house. I'll be DJ Molly. I'll be on full meth. If you invite me, I'll come over and you could use me as an article of what not to do, how
Kalila
not to Asian in America, how not
Peter Kim
to shame us and your ancestry.
Esther
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Kalila
this is something that I'm sure we've all observed growing up with with men and boys in our lives. But why do you guys always, no matter where you are, no matter what function, even let's say the Gold Gala. There's always going to be a corner of the Gold Gala where boys are just wrestling. But why wouldn't you guys hang out?
Peter Kim
So true.
Kalila
Are people always like wrestling? Why do boys always wrestle each other in a borderline like homoerotic way?
Gilbert
I mean our reason is going to be very different.
Peter Kim
I think it might be the same actually.
Gilbert
Go for it. Yeah, I think it's a way of whatever the repression of touch, which I didn't have because my dad was very physical with me. I think it's a way of being like, hey dude, I love you. Yeah. So it's like for an example, Nick, they're also martial artists too. When you say hi, it's not even a dap up with us. It's like immediately get into an Underhook. And then it turns into a hug, and we go like, good to see you, man. So it's always, like a way to, like, engage in physical contact to show affection, you think?
Peter Kim
It's the same exact thing. It's men showing each other affection without the words. Well, yeah, physically, but without the. Like with the. A prescribed structure so that there's no way it could be interpreted as gay.
Kalila
But that makes that. It's that part that makes me sad because to me.
Peter Kim
But in Korea, boys, like, touch each other.
Kalila
Same in the Philippines. In the Philippines, like, they. Their arm and arm like this walking down the street. And it's not considered like, no one bad. Yeah, it's.
Gilbert
But here, India, right? India, they do the pinky thing in
Kalila
a lot of places. In Europe, they'll do the kiss, kiss, kiss on the lips, Right.
Gilbert
I'll kiss a guy. That's fine.
Peter Kim
I grew up. Did you grow up wrestling with your friends?
Gilbert
Honestly? Not really.
Peter Kim
I grew up in a like 20 guy crew. All Asian, mostly Korean. And all we did is.
Gilbert
You're a small guy group at church.
Peter Kim
It just was my large group at church.
Gilbert
I didn't knew it. Already knew it.
Peter Kim
We Brazilian jiu jitsu each other into submission every weekend.
Gilbert
That's a little too bro for me.
Peter Kim
It was highly toxic. Korean, American, they talking also, you know, the H Dynamic. Dynamic. It was that, but translated into this, like, weird jiu jitsu framing of subdomain of like, I'm gonna dominate you into submission.
Gilbert
And got very serious. This wasn't playful serious. Yeah, that's a little. That's that weird power dynamic as in the church structure, too, with, you know,
Peter Kim
like, leaders and then also the Korean every Saturday, Sunday. And I'm popping boners left and right.
Gilbert
Like, Peter has this technique where it pushes us off.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
It's like, we're like, why is he. Peter.
Peter Kim
He's always on the bottom.
Gilbert
He's always just.
Peter Kim
Yeah, he's like, face down, ass up.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
He's ready to tap out. It was interesting because I would not want to get on top because I'm. I don't want them to know I'm hard.
Gilbert
So what would you do?
Peter Kim
I'd always be on the bottom.
Gilbert
But you could. How? You can't hide a boner, brother. Like, I don't know how you're hiding this boner. Yeah.
Kalila
Are you face down? Just flat prison.
Gilbert
So you're just feeling pain?
Peter Kim
I'm trying to, like, make sure my boner's on the floor.
Kalila
Oh, you're. You're Smashing your.
Gilbert
It's facing up.
Esther
It's.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Okay. Got it, got it.
Peter Kim
So, like, I'm trying to always go, like, slip out of a hold so that I'm on the bottom, bro.
Gilbert
I know I got to see in a jiu jitsu competition, I'd be bad.
Peter Kim
I would constantly be tapped out. Like, I would. And I enjoyed, like, playing submissive in that, like, prescribed space.
Gilbert
Okay. Does that relate now to your sexual life? Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yes.
Gilbert
Okay.
Peter Kim
It helped me navigate it without having to, like, it. Be overtly sexual. You know what I mean? Like, it's the only thing that my friends and I did that felt power play.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
I would love it if we could
Esther
all just live in a society where you guys can just like, be free
Kalila
with just rubbing your dicks on each other. Me, too.
Peter Kim
I've been asking Gilbert. That's.
Kalila
God, it's like, just kiss each other. It's fine.
Gilbert
Louisiana Athletic this weekend.
Peter Kim
Do you still go? I never see you.
Esther
Where do you go?
Gilbert
We go to the same gym. We go to the same gym.
Kalila
Oh, gross.
Gilbert
Can I point something out, though? This guy. I want to confront you about this. When we went to. I love cold plunging, and I'm the guy that's naked in this sauna. I'm very Korean about that. I remember we were. I was trying to convince him to do a cold plunge with me, and when I did it, I was like, hey, Kapito, let's just jump in. I'll make you do it. It's three minutes. It's going to be like 42 degrees. You hated me that entire time. Yeah. Yeah. But you said, oh, I'll turn away
Peter Kim
when I get in.
Gilbert
I was like, like, what are you talking about, dude?
Peter Kim
Because he keeps trying to look at my.
Gilbert
Why are you so self conscious about that?
Peter Kim
He's trying to look at my dick.
Kalila
I think he's probably more of, like, a respect thing.
Gilbert
Do you feel like you have to do that in those spaces? Well, mostly like a bunch of, like, bros there.
Peter Kim
No. I feel like with you. Because we know each other. I don't want to offend you.
Esther
Yeah. I think that's more of a respect.
Gilbert
But, like, we're Asian. We do like, the Wii spas. Like, you know, it's like, I guess
Peter Kim
we've never seen each other naked.
Kalila
Naked.
Gilbert
That's true.
Kalila
I mean, now we have you not seen Gilbert's nipples?
Peter Kim
No. Like, naked.
Gilbert
They're so iconic naked.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
I.
Peter Kim
He spent.
Kalila
His nipples are so iconic. I had to bring him up at his wedding.
Gilbert
We've seen It.
Peter Kim
Yeah, I've seen it through shirts for an hour.
Gilbert
Through an hour sauna session.
Peter Kim
I'm just.
Kalila
Did I bring it up at your wedding?
Esther
Speed.
Gilbert
At my wedding, all my family started clapping and laughing.
Kalila
Yeah, I had to shout out his very like iconic memoirs.
Gilbert
They're pretty iconic. And it's mostly. I'm not afraid to say it. It's genetically handed over from my mother, not father.
Peter Kim
How did you know that?
Gilbert
Let's not be crazy here.
Peter Kim
It's not nipple.
Gilbert
You keep saying nipples. It's Arola.
Kalila
Arola.
Gilbert
Yeah, I'm a. I'm a big booty Latina nipple.
Peter Kim
Wait, what's a nipple?
Kalila
Not nipple is the actual thing.
Peter Kim
The bullet is the top.
Esther
Yeah.
Gilbert
And areola and I got ultimate Frisbee disc.
Kalila
Yeah, I love that.
Peter Kim
It's not that big.
Gilbert
It's not that big, but it is bigger than the average male. I would say. Like, I. Look at your. Hers are like little tiny, like perilla seeds.
Peter Kim
Oh, thanks. Yeah, yeah. I've never been called that before.
Kalila
Racist.
Gilbert
That's your DJ day.
Kalila
So I want to ask you guys this. Like, growing up, I always showered with my sisters, my friends.
Esther
I still do.
Kalila
Like, I'll shower with Jenna.
Gilbert
You just posted that like two days ago. With Jeddah.
Kalila
Oh, that's true. But it's like, it's so not a thing. Right? Like, we'll wash her all hard in front of each other. I. It was just. Was it not like allowed as a young man just like to watch scrub. Oh, no. Just like to be. To have that like camaraderie and to talk about your day and like suds your hair and just like with your girls and that makes me sad.
Peter Kim
No.
Gilbert
Growing up.
Peter Kim
No.
Gilbert
But like I like now at the gym, I'm talking to some of these dudes while we're just showering.
Kalila
Okay. That makes me happy.
Gilbert
But like, like I also like my body now.
Peter Kim
It's better now. It's better because I'm an adult about me and my body and my boundaries and all that. When I was a kid, I did not want to be seen same.
Gilbert
I remember at the locker room mostly cuz I was fat. I don't know if you were fat when you were a kid.
Peter Kim
I'm still fat.
Gilbert
No, you're not. Dude, you look great. You're dj.
Peter Kim
You can look great instead. What dj? What? Pillow seats?
Gilbert
No, I. I remember in like middle school because I was always getting made fun of. We after pee, some guys would shower. I would just pretend I was like stretching still until everyone left. So you see everyone getting naked. I'm just doing this the whole time. Like, damn, this guy's doing a lot of arm circles. And as soon everyone gets up.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
Oh, yeah.
Peter Kim
What's going on with Gilbert? I think he had a blood clot.
Gilbert
He's just like.
Peter Kim
Yeah, he's really.
Esther
Wow.
Gilbert
That's what.
Peter Kim
Dude.
Gilbert
Getting. Being. Growing up, like in. In Georgia.
Peter Kim
Georgia also around white kids or black kids?
Gilbert
It's all black and white.
Peter Kim
Oh, mix.
Gilbert
It's mixed.
Peter Kim
Okay. And Asians too, or.
Gilbert
No, not a lot of Asians.
Peter Kim
So you were like only Asian in a.
Gilbert
Only Asian already chubby, kind of awkward. All my clothes were from, like, freaking. The weird rack at Marshalls. So you can just tell.
Peter Kim
Yeah, but that's why you got funny,
Gilbert
because you're defense and trauma.
Peter Kim
Yeah. And you're like, stay alive.
Gilbert
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Peter Kim
I was hiding being gay, so I was trying to stay alive too. So I was making fun of other
Gilbert
people for being gay.
Peter Kim
No, I never said that.
Gilbert
You never said that. That. No.
Peter Kim
I didn't even want to, like, broach the subject.
Gilbert
And if it did, what would you do?
Peter Kim
Somebody would be like, oh, did you hear? So and so is gay. And I would just be like, I haven't seen anything seem like a bad. I don't know what gay is. How do you spell. I'm so straight. I only know lesbian. And like, I was trying to hide.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
I have a very. I know that people come out on their own time in their own way, and that's a choice that they make for themselves.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Esther
But I have a very specific beef
Kalila
with especially older men who I know are closeted still and. Yeah. But who are in these really old. Are we talking relationships?
Esther
Okay.
Kalila
I'm going to use my own experience.
Peter Kim
Okay.
Kalila
Since I can't speak on behalf of many people, but When I was 22, I dated a guy who was 40 and he was very handsome. He was a very, like, well, like, loved, like, artist in the community. I thought very highly of him because, like, I was very impressionable. And I'm like, wow, he's so cool. I always felt like he was gay.
Peter Kim
What tipped you off?
Kalila
Like, just one thing not to say that you can't have, like, gay friends and not be gay. But a lot of his really close friends that he would go visit and then not bring me around were really extremely good looking gay black men.
Peter Kim
Gay black men. Okay.
Kalila
Yeah. And they were gorgeous. I just was like, how come I don't get an intro?
Gilbert
Yeah.
Kalila
You know, I want to hang and then you know, obviously when we broke up later on, I found out, like, like, dad, like, people. Because we people knew that him and I were together for a while. So they'd be like, hey, girl, I just want you to know, like, you know, I hooked up with your ex, like, many times, and I'm like, I already know, like, but he was the most abusive partner to me that I have ever had. He beat me.
Esther
Oh, right.
Kalila
He cheated on me multiple times and was just like a disgusting, narcissistic human to me. And I think it's just such a wound for me when I see someone who's, like, in a relationship with a woman. Women. And I know. I just have this feeling. I'm just like, I think you're just gay. But they're, like, not nice to their women. It's like, if you're gonna beard her, at least be kind to her.
Peter Kim
That's gay rage.
Kalila
That's what I was thinking.
Peter Kim
That's gay rage.
Kalila
It is gay rage. Explain it to me.
Peter Kim
Well, those people basically run the world. I think those are the most dangerous to people in the world.
Gilbert
What do you mean, run the world?
Peter Kim
Like, those type of closeted, oh, people run the world, world. I think those are the type of people who seek power because they files guys. They don't have power over themselves. I mean, you know what they. Did you see the Charlie Shane documentary?
Kalila
I haven't watched it.
Gilbert
I heard it was amazing, though. I've been told to watch it.
Peter Kim
You must watch it. And there, the pe. When it peaks is when he goes, I was so on drugs. So powerful, so unstoppable. Once you've tried everything on one side of the mic menu, you have to flip it over. So I think at a certain point, for men, sex isn't about attraction or other. It's about you, your power, and how you use that power onto someone else.
Esther
So scary.
Peter Kim
It's disgusting.
Gilbert
The way you describe that is insane.
Esther
That's so scary.
Peter Kim
I mean, that's what it is at the end of the day, once you get to that level, right? So, like, yeah, that's. That's the, like, cautionary tale I think of our day is like, that's what unfettered greed leads to, is like dehumanization. Like, you lose your humanity.
Gilbert
You do the next thing.
Kalila
I hope that's not a universal thing. I hope that, you know, there are people that come into money and power that don't abuse it. Is there ever. Is there a good example?
Gilbert
It just has not be your. That's the idol. If you're making that your idol then.
Peter Kim
That's what I mean.
Gilbert
Of course it's going to be like,
Peter Kim
there are people who are rich by circumstance, and there are people who are rich because that's their addiction.
Gilbert
They all want to change.
Peter Kim
Right?
Gilbert
That's the whole identity.
Peter Kim
That's what I mean. And that's like, all Christianity is about is like, don't be. Don't be an. And like all the money in the world. And all of them are like, oh, we're evangel. You know, like, it's such a. Like easy gaslight.
Gilbert
What is reacting to iconic Y2K 90s moments.
Peter Kim
Oh, I love that.
Gilbert
Oh, I didn't even see the links below. I'm a dumbass. Yes.
Peter Kim
Nostalgia porn.
Gilbert
I love this.
Peter Kim
That is Hope Core right now, William.
Gilbert
You know what's so fun? That is.
Peter Kim
That's Aria.
Esther
Scream.
Gilbert
Yeah, that was very Chinese of you. Dude, relax, dude. You're trying to maxing right now.
Kalila
Can I just say, I would love to get into iconic Y2K 90s moments, but I don't believe you. I feel like we can't do this without Esther. Although, you know what? You were very much a VH1 guy, so maybe we should try VH1.
Gilbert
I love the Flavor Flav show. Do we talk about that? Like the Rock of Love. Did we watch all that?
Kalila
I watched all of the Rock of Love.
Gilbert
I love Rock of Love.
Kalila
I love watch.
Peter Kim
Of course, Tequila.
Kalila
A shot at love. Yeah. We have a segment on our live show that's like, inspired.
Peter Kim
She was like the original gay icon.
Esther
I think so too.
Kalila
And I really.
Gilbert
No, no.
Peter Kim
Like, for the gays.
Gilbert
Oh. Got like.
Peter Kim
We worshiped her because we're like, yes, sir.
Gilbert
Did you guys get into the MTV challenges?
Peter Kim
Like the real.
Esther
Yes, yes.
Kalila
I stopped. But I feel like there are people who are lifers that are still like,
Gilbert
CT for life, baby.
Esther
I love ct. CT for life.
Kalila
Life.
Peter Kim
CT was the hottest thing on MTV
Kalila
because he was gruff and mean and just Boston, right?
Gilbert
These eyes unhinged a bit. That's why.
Peter Kim
Yeah, his. You could see the whites under his eyes. You know that thing they say, like. Yeah, like there's a demon inside.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Wait, there's Sydney Sweeney. Has the same eye.
Kalila
She's Billy Eilish and our. One of our favorites.
Peter Kim
Uses her power for good. She is a witch too. But Billie Eilish is one. A white witch.
Kalila
Who do you think are good white witches right now, Billy? I think she's a good white witch.
Gilbert
Can you describe what a. A white witch is for me?
Peter Kim
Like someone who is powerful. Yeah, but uses for goods.
Kalila
Was it you or someone who told me that the reason that the world is coming apart at the seams is because there are too many white witches or a lot of white girls who are practicing.
Peter Kim
Oh, I'm not talking about the ethnicity of white.
Kalila
Okay.
Peter Kim
I'm talking about like white as in good.
Gilbert
Good. Oh, you're talking about Gandalf witches.
Peter Kim
Blood mad magic.
Esther
Blood magic.
Kalila
Okay.
Peter Kim
Tequila is blood magic.
Kalila
Okay.
Gilbert
So I don't know what else is a blood.
Kalila
Okay, good.
Esther
White witches.
Kalila
Billy Eilish, Billie Eilish. What about Chapel Roan?
Peter Kim
To be determined.
Kalila
Tbd.
Gilbert
Okay. Interesting.
Peter Kim
It's a little self serving.
Gilbert
This is only musicians. Sorry.
Peter Kim
No, no.
Gilbert
So you can go actor.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Oh yeah, of course.
Gilbert
What's like, what's like a good white witch? Like Catherine o'? Hara.
Kalila
Ultimate good white witch.
Gilbert
Diane Keaton for me is a great white witch.
Peter Kim
Another white witch. Yes. Okay. Non white witches. White white witches.
Gilbert
Non white white. Caucasian white witches.
Peter Kim
Let's, let's name an Asian white witch.
Kalila
Oh yes. I want to play this game. God, these. This is hard on the Asian.
Gilbert
Pull up the gold.
Kalila
Margaret is a good white witch. Margaret is absolutely.
Gilbert
We pull up the old house list.
Peter Kim
Gold house list.
Gilbert
And we can decide who you're allowed to say who you're allowed to say Jama chapter. But I don't know how much power. I guess these people are not really using. They're not like Billie Eilish and Sha saying things.
Peter Kim
I don't really know if they've like used their power for good yet.
Gilbert
They're more like neutral.
Peter Kim
Yeah. So to be determined.
Gilbert
Oh, then like Sandro.
Peter Kim
Sandro. She's very vocal.
Kalila
That's a good witch.
Peter Kim
Yeah. You know there, there are a few out here.
Gilbert
This is why we're not invited to Gold House. We're like name all these white women. We're like name Asian white women.
Peter Kim
Don't ask me to be here if I can't bring my authenticity.
Kalila
Okay, so let's go to the.
Peter Kim
The darkness.
Esther
The darkness.
Kalila
The bad witches.
Gilbert
I have a hot take.
Peter Kim
Oh, tell me.
Gilbert
Well, maybe I don't know what your audience.
Kalila
I think Beyonce is a good witch.
Gilbert
No, no. What?
Peter Kim
I'm going bad witch.
Gilbert
I'm going dark.
Kalila
I'm sorry I went to big channel. I refuse.
Peter Kim
No.
Gilbert
And that's the black magic that's tricking you.
Peter Kim
Listen, also, I love Rihanna, but the one who can be a billionaire has to be dark.
Kalila
Wait, but there's Rihanna I feel like is a good witch.
Peter Kim
You Guys, even Warren Buffett, who we love because he makes good choices, but
Gilbert
he is S&P 500, very conservative.
Peter Kim
There's no way Jesus said it. I'm not even a Christian. Jesus said it. You can't be rich and enter the.
Gilbert
That's not true.
Peter Kim
You really cannot. That's. He's talking about billionaires. Hellish. It's demonic.
Esther
I do.
Kalila
Okay, I see what you're saying. With Beyonce, maybe on the bad witch side, but Rihanna, absolutely.
Peter Kim
To me, a good witch, because just. We love her.
Gilbert
That's the trick.
Peter Kim
Guys, I know we're all tricked and we're all imperfect. Yeah.
Gilbert
I always thought that Kevin Spacey was the white witch witch. And look what happened.
Peter Kim
You're so dumb for saying that because you don't even believe it. Are there any gay white witches? Should we name.
Kalila
Yeah, they're all dark. Oh, wait, I want to talk to you about.
Gilbert
I have a question.
Peter Kim
Number one, dark.
Gilbert
My adhd, please. So Queer Eye. Is there a beef there?
Kalila
Jvn. Wait, who's the bad guy's.
Peter Kim
Hey, man. How could there not be be?
Gilbert
I forgot which TV show I was watching as a clip, and then I. He didn't show up to the thing because of. He does not like.
Kalila
I'll tell you how it went down.
Gilbert
Sorry. Did we talk about filming the 10th
Kalila
season of Queer Eyes? Yes. Right. And Karama was like, I'm gonna bring my mom on set.
Gilbert
Okay.
Kalila
So the mom is on set. Karamo leaves to go to, like, the bathroom or somewhere around. And the mom overhears the cast, like, talking her son. I don't know exactly what was said, but basically he felt, you know, the entire cast.
Peter Kim
Mike. Hot Mike.
Kalila
He was hot Mike. Oh, no. Yeah. And so the other cast is Anthony. Jvn, Tan. And the new guy.
Peter Kim
The new white guy.
Kalila
The new white guy who replaced Bobby. Right?
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Kalila
Yeah. And so that's Karama. Like, no. So I don't.
Esther
I don't know.
Gilbert
Oh. So was all of them. Interesting. Okay. I just saw that clip and I was confused.
Peter Kim
Said, bye, bye, my own show. Peace.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
And so he went. They all went to the interview, and they were all holding hands, and they were like, why isn't Karamo here?
Peter Kim
And fake as.
Kalila
And they were like, well, you know, we really respect his, like, need to
Esther
take time for himself and this and that.
Gilbert
So everyone's citing the Internet.
Peter Kim
Being in Hollywood for 10 years is media training.
Gilbert
Training.
Peter Kim
I can't stand it when I see it. I go. And this is why I don't get invited to Gold House. Because I. She can't be media trained. I. I just don't like it.
Kalila
I can be media trained.
Peter Kim
I don't like it. I think that's why the Internet, tiger belly. Anything is blowing up because of the authenticity. People are sick of that. The media, we're over it. We see right through it.
Kalila
I do respect.
Peter Kim
It's like, hack. It's so hacked.
Kalila
I respect it in a way where it's like. Like more of like a skill set where I'm just like, wow, that was a really tough question. They repose and they dodged that like a ninja, you know?
Peter Kim
Do you want to talk about more dark witches?
Kalila
Yeah, give me one more. Give me one in, like, gay dark witch.
Gilbert
They're all.
Peter Kim
All the gay ones are. All the gay witches are dark. What about a single one?
Gilbert
But what a.
Peter Kim
A white gay witch does not exist. I don't think.
Gilbert
Kind of messed up, dude.
Peter Kim
I haven't seen one. Who probably name one.
Kalila
Maybe a lesbian.
Peter Kim
Oh, lesbian. There's tons.
Kalila
There's tons in lesbians.
Peter Kim
Yeah, they're all white. Bob the drag queen dark. I'm not talking about the.
Gilbert
You're talking about his skin.
Peter Kim
I'm not talking about.
Gilbert
I'm defending Bob.
Peter Kim
I'm talking about the energy. No, he's great. He's funny, but you're right, there's not a lot. Comedy is dark.
Gilbert
Yeah, dark. I see what you're saying. Okay.
Kalila
Anyone in comedy has got to be dark.
Peter Kim
What about Gandalf, the guy who plays Gandalf?
Gilbert
She's trying to separate it.
Peter Kim
Gandalf is white. The guy is dark. Sir Ian McKellen.
Kalila
I love Ian McKellen.
Peter Kim
He's a knight. How's that dark? There's no way a knight of UK can be a. A white witch.
Kalila
You know what? You know who was like, maybe because I'm a parent, I truly think his entire constitution is pure white goodness witchy.
Peter Kim
I'm scared.
Esther
Mr. Rogers.
Gilbert
I think he's white. I don't care what you're doing, Peter, if he is.
Peter Kim
No, no, I like. No, I didn't say anything. I just breathe.
Gilbert
Why do you breathe in a little way. That was insane.
Peter Kim
I wasn't expecting Mr. Rogers. That's why.
Kalila
Yeah, Mr. Rogers is like, oh, my gosh.
Gilbert
Why was there an udon that was so long in your mouth?
Kalila
Wait, that's it for me. That's the guy. Earlier, we asked the question, like, who
Peter Kim
would you ride for?
Esther
Ride for Mr. Roger.
Gilbert
But I could never see him even.
Kalila
I could never see him.
Gilbert
Watching that documentary even made it more like, oh, this is a good guy.
Peter Kim
We did not know how incredible this person was.
Kalila
I can't because I'm re watching all the episodes from beginning. I need like a list of hardcore Mr. Rogers. Because I'll tell you what, everything that
Esther
he says is stuff you wish you heard as a kid. Because I never watched it as a kid.
Kalila
Every time I watch it with my
Esther
son, I cry and I'm like, why I cried.
Kalila
Could have I. I could have been told this by someone that I matter exactly that I'm loved for being exactly who I am.
Peter Kim
Like wouldn't have had that hair color.
Kalila
Like wouldn't have died an orange.
Gilbert
No one told her she was loved or not.
Kalila
I wouldn't have been a face queen.
Gilbert
She wouldn't wore a chakra hat just on the tippy top of her head, like floating like this.
Kalila
Damn.
Peter Kim
I want the album, the EDM album from licks called Face Queen. And it's just gay EDM album. Like hard gay club beats.
Kalila
That sounds really.
Peter Kim
I think that'd be so sick.
Gilbert
I can't believe there's no white gay witches. That's kind of messed up.
Peter Kim
I know you're still trying to think of one, huh?
Gilbert
I'm like, actually like, why you guys are talking like, who is it?
Peter Kim
I don't think I can name one.
Gilbert
Ellen, is
Peter Kim
she mentioned.
Kalila
Who's mentioned that? Like on the Epstein files that like shocked you?
Gilbert
I mean, everything seemed kind of pretty.
Peter Kim
Like no one shocked you.
Kalila
Yeah, I feel like nothing is shocked.
Peter Kim
There's a lot of misinformation.
Kalila
So much.
Peter Kim
Please go to D DOJ doj.govbackslash Epstein promo code. Peter, use an entire three days to that.
Kalila
But what do you think is. Is there going to be actual like fallout for these people or zero?
Peter Kim
No, absolutely not. I don't think in the way we can through the legal system. No. I mean it's gonna have to be French revolution.
Gilbert
But don't you even think, like even just these files coming out now, it's like a distraction for something else. Everything is always a distraction.
Kalila
I think everything else was a distraction again against from the Epstein files because this is like murder. This involves babies. This involves like.
Peter Kim
I mean, remember that screaming voice message of him going like don't relax him. I'll take everyone down with me. Like that was.
Gilbert
Oh, trump.
Peter Kim
Yeah. That was crazy. I was like, whoa, that's. That's pretty nutty. Yeah, it's almost too written. Do you guys know what I mean?
Gilbert
I was just talking about this with someone else.
Peter Kim
I'm like, so Hollywood. Like, is this a Hollywood gag?
Gilbert
It's all scripted. It feels like.
Peter Kim
It feels very all out. Check out the show Mark Burnett presents. Like, if you know what I mean. Like the craziest reality show. Like, somehow Apple's gonna come out with like, hey, we've been recording the world for the last five years. And then just like, we're in that right now.
Kalila
You're gonna throw me into a spiral. A spiral into. Back into the simulation of Mr. Rogers. I'm realizing he's a kind man and
Esther
he says really important.
Peter Kim
I'm being hyperbolic, but it does feel a little too scripted.
Gilbert
Like you're like conspiracy a little bit. And I'm like, God, this is so well done.
Peter Kim
I know.
Gilbert
Movie.
Peter Kim
I'm like, no.
Kalila
Usually when my passport is about to expire, I let it expire and I let it sit. And then I'm like, you know what? Before a trip, I'll expedite it. Do you know how quickly I got on that website to renew my passport?
Peter Kim
I just.
Gilbert
I just.
Kalila
You know how quickly I'm like, like, we got to take my baby. Get us passport pictures. I feel really weird about where we're at.
Gilbert
It's not a good feeling.
Peter Kim
It's. It's not great.
Kalila
It's not great. But I'm so glad we're here to get together to watch it all burn.
Peter Kim
Me too. I mean, California, of all places is like really the spot.
Gilbert
Oh yeah, 100%.
Kalila
But I feel like this is where might get hot. Like, because we are. Are. We would revolt with our whole chest.
Gilbert
Yeah.
Kalila
I feel as though, like, you know,
Peter Kim
a million people in la, like, how are they? They're not even paying there. Did you see all that Reddit stuff about the dude?
Gilbert
I just deep in the Internet every day.
Peter Kim
So ICE agents are realizing that their bonuses aren't going to kick in.
Kalila
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh so hard.
Peter Kim
No, it's crazy.
Kalila
I love the guy who was like, if you raise your voice, I will erase your voice
Gilbert
for this dude.
Kalila
Yeah, I love. He was like, why are you stopping me? And he was like, cuz you have an accent. He's like, you got a accent.
Peter Kim
That's another like, scripted thing. Like, oh, wow. That's really how fast this comeuppance was. Yeah, that like, you joined for 50k and you realize that like, it's over five years and if you get fired or whatever, you have to pay it all back. Like they're realizing they're not getting any money.
Kalila
So they're not even getting their bonuses, which every. Everyone was.
Peter Kim
Some of them are not even getting their first check tax.
Gilbert
That even shows you how some people. How bad we are economically, where people are like, I need money.
Peter Kim
That's what I mean.
Gilbert
Like, see, it's so many things. You're just like, they like broke the
Peter Kim
economy so that they can take advantage of these, like, shows.
Kalila
But also it's like, if you can't beat them, join them. And if you're like an immigrant and you're scared of your status, like, join to feel like pressure to like, join.
Gilbert
I still got, you know, as a.
Peter Kim
Did you not hear about that sketch about there right now about being like the worst immigrant with the thickest accent trying to join? But he. You can't do any of the physical stuff.
Kalila
There was that one woman, a journalist who applied for ICE and she went through undercover. Undercover. Not undercover because she gave her real name and she was like, I have a very googleable name. Like, if you. Four seconds. In four seconds, you could basically figure out who I am. All the articles I've written against this administration, they didn't do all that. She went all the way to drug testing. And even before she received the packet in. In her email that she missed and she was like, oh, they're probably not going to hire me. She looks at the site and she's already in their desperate.
Gilbert
So it's just like, they know it's
Kalila
not even that they're desperate. They don't know who they're hiring.
Peter Kim
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Gilbert
Like, shows you no vetting process at all.
Peter Kim
No, no. It's like a intern from Cal State. Yeah, no shade to Cal State.
Gilbert
I'm sorry, Jam Juice. I don't know why I said that. I love that place. Creation's better and more expensive.
Esther
Let's go light, guys.
Gilbert
Bro, Michael Jackson hanging his baby over a ledge. I remember that.
Peter Kim
That was insane.
Gilbert
Was that. What was the name? Blanket.
Kalila
Blanket.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Gilbert
And you see his kids now, they just like, don't want to do anything with him. Well, don't like. Well, yeah, yeah.
Peter Kim
Remember when we thought that was the worst thing he did to a child?
Gilbert
Clip it and cut to all the news stories
Kalila
to actually just go through the 90s moments.
Esther
Let's do that.
Peter Kim
She walks like she talks and she talks like she walks.
Gilbert
She bangs. She bangs things. Oh, baby Jackson. Pretty stomach staple before he lost 80.
Peter Kim
Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy that Randy. Did Randy Jackson actually get his tummy stapled?
Gilbert
I think so, yeah.
Peter Kim
Wow.
Kalila
That's what we got from the William Hung Hung clip that Randy Jackson had a gastric bypass.
Peter Kim
Hey.
Gilbert
Yeah, let's use the correct terms. We're like stapled.
Kalila
Yeah. He said he had bariatric surgery.
Peter Kim
Bariatric service.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Remember that used to be a thing and now you don't do it anymore.
Kalila
How mad? I was so mad if I had a pretty traumatic bariatric surgery because that's a very difficult surgery. Only to find out later that I could have just got. Been on GLP once.
Peter Kim
Yeah, no, that's so I. I mean, is Randy Jackson okay?
Kalila
I hope so. He got. Yeah, I think so.
Peter Kim
I hope he's okay.
Kalila
I. I will say this about William Hung.
Esther
Yeah.
Kalila
Number one, iconic. So sweet. I love Paula in this clip because she gets it. She's like, this guy is a star. He's so cute. And I think that Randy Jackson and Simon are like, just so, like, you know, pick me right now, and she gets it. I've always loved Paula for this. She sees, like, you know, deep, something deeper.
Gilbert
Also, culture has changed. You don't see shows like this where the judges are this disrespectful to people.
Peter Kim
Yeah. And this. There's just being mean at this point.
Kalila
Yeah.
Peter Kim
That's like the producers bringing him in.
Gilbert
Exactly.
Peter Kim
Doing a gotcha moment. Like, we're all. It's like, again, like, to media training. We're like. We see. Right. We're seeing right through it.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
That's even meaner to watch them see that. I'm like, oh, you put that on national tv.
Kalila
But he made a whole career from it. Right. Like, he did.
Peter Kim
He did great.
Gilbert
He's a motivational coach now, I think, which is really amazing. Yeah.
Peter Kim
Good for him.
Esther
Good for him.
Peter Kim
I was just thinking, because his voice isn't like, terrible, horrible.
Esther
It's not.
Peter Kim
It was more his face.
Gilbert
Right. Oh, that's interesting.
Kalila
That's a really hot take, Peter, that
Gilbert
they're laughing at that they doubled down. He had a Asian face. That was laughable. Take me to Gold House.
Kalila
But, you know, I. I dated a guy that looked like this.
Esther
Right.
Kalila
So.
Gilbert
Oh, I have a black friend moment. Go ahead.
Kalila
That's not. I have a black friend.
Gilbert
Show me a photo of puppet. He's probably Jack.
Kalila
Can I tell you how the reason that I overlooked what I thought was like, kind of like a charactery, kind of cartoonish book about him was the fact that he was so wildly talented. He was a great artist. He was Korean and white, but he was. He lived. He grew up in Panama. So he spoke Spanish. He just looked weird. He just looked like there was, like, something weird. But hell, yeah. Like, I. He was, you know, very bangable.
Peter Kim
The way they presented him. They were clearly going for the joke. Like, who's this nerd? The R word.
Kalila
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Which is up on their part. Right? Because it's like the point was to humiliate.
Esther
Humiliate.
Peter Kim
Correct this man down. It was a punching down. And they don't starve.
Kalila
But good for William Hung for rising up because.
Peter Kim
Make the best of it. He did.
Esther
Yeah.
Peter Kim
Yeah.
Esther
Okay. Second.
Kalila
Second moment.
Peter Kim
I bet he's been to the Gold House.
Gilbert
Clay Aiken White.
Peter Kim
Oh.
Gilbert
What? Which? Never mind. No, no. I'm getting a lot of no's.
Esther
He sucked in too hard.
Peter Kim
My gut is saying no.
Gilbert
You.
Peter Kim
I. My heart wants to say yes, but my gut. There's something. I got to trust my gut.
Esther
Okay.
Peter Kim
Sorry, Clay.
Gilbert
No offense. Think about all the people at American Idol.
Peter Kim
Adam Lambert presents Dark. But it's actually light.
Kalila
Yeah, I think light.
Gilbert
Love his creep rendition. Fantastic.
Peter Kim
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Esther
And he was.
Peter Kim
He crushed it at the bowl. It was incredible. Incredible.
Kalila
You guys, thank you so much for tuning in this week. We're so sorry we're missing Esther.
Peter Kim
We miss you.
Esther
Yeah. Yeah.
Kalila
We will carry on in the Patreon,
Esther
so go check it out.
Gilbert
She's never here when I'm here.
Peter Kim
What the hell?
Episode: Gilbert Galon and Peter Kim NEED Media Training
Release Date: February 24, 2026
Guests: Gilbert Galon, Peter Kim
This episode of Trash Tuesday brings a fun and candid panel with hosts Khalyla Kuhn and Esther Povitsky, joined by comedians Gilbert Galon and Peter Kim, for a deep-dive into Asian identity, industry politics, personal anecdotes, and messy, hilarious “media untrained” banter. The theme loosely revolves around feeling on the outside of elite (and exclusionary) Asian-American spaces like Gold House/Gold Gala, while reflecting on authenticity, community, and surviving the entertainment industry as self-described “gutter rats.” The conversation winds through topics ranging from boyhood wrestling, the lingering trauma of growing up “different,” toxic industry circles, Epstein files, conspiracies, and which celebrities would be "invited to Gold House." The episode balances comic takes on pop culture nostalgia and genuine vulnerability about trauma, identity, and belonging.
The episode is peak Trash Tuesday: freewheeling, irreverent, and self-aware, bouncing between sharp industry commentary, confessional storytelling, and degrading-celeb-witch-hunt metacommentary. The hosts and guests roast their own outsider status while spotlighting genuine wounds from childhood, representation, and the cutthroat side of showbiz. Ultimately, the conversation lands on a call for honesty, camaraderie, and mutual support—both inside and outside the “Gold House.”