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Esther Povitsky
You look so cute.
Annie Lederman
So do you. You're so skinny. I don't. I'm not. I'm feeling fat.
Kalila
You look so.
Esther Povitsky
Your skin looks so good.
Annie Lederman
You have really good skin.
Esther Povitsky
I don't. And no, it's a lie.
Annie Lederman
Since when?
Esther Povitsky
I don't.
Annie Lederman
Your hair, is it darker?
Esther Povitsky
I went darker.
Annie Lederman
You did.
Esther Povitsky
Do you like it? Seriously?
Annie Lederman
My jaw is to the floor. I'm jealous. I'm upset. I'm mad at you. I've always wanted. I'm mad at you. It looks so good.
Esther Povitsky
I die. I did it myself. You could do it. You can die.
Annie Lederman
What made you do this?
Esther Povitsky
I was getting sick, remember? It was so light. I used to have all those highlights. I was like, yeah, it was gross. It wasn't cute anymore.
Annie Lederman
I can't believe how good it is.
Esther Povitsky
You really like it.
Annie Lederman
You don't understand. I don't. I'm. I like it so much. I don't like it. Like, I'm mad.
Esther Povitsky
You hate me now?
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, my God. I did it.
Annie Lederman
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Kalila
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Annie Lederman
Caroline, I don't wanna, like seem rude. You're like a 10 now and I am insinuating, before you were a 5.
Esther Povitsky
Are you grading on a curve? I'm so far from. I think you're just responding to my.
Annie Lederman
Hair being darker, but there's something about it.
Esther Povitsky
No, I promise you, I'm still.
Kalila
Was your hair not dark before?
Esther Povitsky
It was a little lighter than this. Esther's just has been through the whole color journey.
Annie Lederman
I just said I have a thing, really dark hair. And I feel like this is the hair she's always supposed to have had. Like it's making your skin glowy.
Kalila
Sultry. Sultry. It brings out your eyes.
Esther Povitsky
I wonder what I. It's not. Nothing has changed. It's just the hair or yours.
Annie Lederman
Just.
Esther Povitsky
I'm having a good hair day too.
Kalila
Maybe your hormones are starting to balance out and you're starting to swing back into lesbianism.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, the world is right again.
Kalila
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Esther's horny lesbian took a break.
Kalila
Let's be real.
Esther Povitsky
I know. It's so true.
Kalila
She had a baby.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Kalila
She went hetero for a bit.
Annie Lederman
This is true.
Esther Povitsky
Focus on the baby. And now you're focused on what matters. It's objectifying your female flavor.
Annie Lederman
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
Finally, she's back. We missed you, babe. Like, wow. Yeah, you got. You get so horny, and this thing happens. You get the, like, big pupils. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Kalila
She tried to undress Jenna on set yesterday.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, but I'm not. Jenna's not hot to me. Like, I let her titties sometimes when she's wearing that. A shirt like that. She knows what she's doing, okay? She's asking for it.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, yeah. Well, she's like your sister. Yeah.
Kalila
I do not do that to my sister. I do not try. Let's be clear. That is not a sisterly move.
Esther Povitsky
Well, Esther's not attracted to Jenna sexually, so that to me, tells me that they're more like sisters. You know what I mean? But I'm more of like a second cousin.
Kalila
Like, we know she has a thing for cousins.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, we do. You're around.
Annie Lederman
We do. You're around. You're accessible.
Esther Povitsky
You're kind of at the family events. You see me. Not every day, but, you know, it's a little exciting. When I pop around into Esther's life.
Annie Lederman
I'm not gonna be able to focus.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, you need to chill, babe. I promise you, I'm still ugly. I don't know what I have to do to prove this.
Annie Lederman
Take your sweatshirt off.
Esther Povitsky
I can. I don't have anything underneath.
Annie Lederman
You know, you're skinny too.
Esther Povitsky
Acne. Does that do anything?
Annie Lederman
Why is that hot?
Esther Povitsky
I don't know.
Kalila
Has there ever been a time I didn't have a butt pimple? No, no. They're always there.
Esther Povitsky
It's a breeding ground. It's a petri dish back there.
Kalila
It's honestly so upse is acne, like.
Annie Lederman
On the, like, in between everywhere that.
Esther Povitsky
You just asked that question. I hate that you have never had acne and you had to ask where it is.
Annie Lederman
No, no, I, I, I'm asking because I'm self conscious and don't want to say where I have it.
Esther Povitsky
Liar.
Kalila
It can be all the way in deep or all the way. Just the whole perimeter.
Annie Lederman
Okay.
Kalila
It can be anywhere.
Esther Povitsky
I get it. In the fold. I'm not going to lie to you. In that sort of that meaty fold between the upper quad and the act where the starts.
Kalila
Oh, that's not the fold.
Esther Povitsky
I was the crease. Which fold? Oh, you were thinking the coin slot. Yeah, I mean, I've probably gotten them in there. I just don't see them.
Annie Lederman
Okay.
Esther Povitsky
But I really feel them in the crease, the other crease.
Annie Lederman
I'm definitely a back knee person.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, you don't want to know what's going on on my back. It's all kinds of mess.
Kalila
Same chest. I have a chest right now.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. I have to spray my body down with.
Kalila
With hypochlorous acid.
Esther Povitsky
I do just like a full on body acne spray now. When I get out of the shower, I feel that.
Annie Lederman
I feel like you're so far away from me. Why don't you come closer, you filthy nasty.
Esther Povitsky
You're like Harvey Weinstein right now. Lay off. Louie's like, I just called you Louis by accident. Esther's. Esther's gonna start king off with me in the room. She'll give me the option to leave. You know, she'll be like, you don't have to stay. But we know what the power dynamic is right there. There's the plan. Oh, wow. And it's all happening. You know, I'm so obsessed with Harvey Weinstein's what we do.
Kalila
You guys know we never took a gander.
Esther Povitsky
This is so nasty to bring up option.
Kalila
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
Wait, really?
Kalila
Wait. I thought that it was out there that, you know, people talked about, described his people. I never, never, never wanted to know, never wanted to hear about it. I keep it out of my brain forever.
Esther Povitsky
Women thought it was a vagina when they saw it. They thought he had a mangina.
Annie Lederman
What are you saying? What do you mean?
Esther Povitsky
He's had a lot of medical issues. I don't feel bad talking about it because he's such a monster.
Kalila
Oh, yeah.
Esther Povitsky
And I think it's important that as women, we are free to ridicule a man's genitalia. That's really important to me for feminism.
Kalila
What?
Annie Lederman
My favorite thing about this is that the way this came up was by me just existing.
Esther Povitsky
You brought this on yourself, Baby Harvey over there, Baby Harvey is freaking me out. Anyways, they're stapled to his leg and he's got a mangina. Just, you know, something to think about.
Kalila
So you're saying he probably has a micropene?
Esther Povitsky
Probably.
Annie Lederman
And it's like throughout the assaults or like.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, I think so. Oh, inverted maybe even.
Kalila
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Anyway, Esther that's how I see you now. And if you keep it up with.
Kalila
Your micropenia, you're giving me big micro.
Esther Povitsky
G. Ma or maxi? I'm not sure you were giving me maxi. Claire, right now.
Kalila
That's a really nice way to, like, reframe. Let's. That's what a therapist would. Would tell someone who's, like, sad about their micro peeing. Like, why don't we try to reframe this? Oh, call it a maxi. Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Super. Put your super away.
Annie Lederman
I can't even speak. You're just so. Stop. I just have a thing for really dark hair. Okay. And you. You. Like I said, you're asking for it by walking with that hair color.
Esther Povitsky
Don't give me the Jenna treatment with the asking for it. Well, I. Now I know. Okay, good.
Kalila
Did you guys do the homework?
Esther Povitsky
Yes, of course.
Annie Lederman
Wait, did. How did you. Did someone tell you about the homework?
Kalila
I texted her.
Annie Lederman
Oh, thank God. Okay.
Esther Povitsky
We have our own relationship.
Annie Lederman
Oh, I. I'm glad. I'm not jealous at all. I'm glad.
Esther Povitsky
Clearly your voice didn't just change with totally different pitch.
Annie Lederman
I'm glad you guys text. Okay.
Kalila
Look how close we are, Esther.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, babe. Your skin is so soft. Oh, my God.
Kalila
It really is, right?
Esther Povitsky
Careless this, please. Oh, my God. She's stroking the maxi. Kalila, can you tell me who Jessie Rees raised?
Kalila
Reyes.
Esther Povitsky
Can you tell me about her?
Kalila
She's just an very sultry, amazing R and B singer.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Kalila
Songstress. And she. Isn't she gorgeous?
Annie Lederman
She's got a little Amy Winehouse touch to her.
Kalila
She. I have been on Jesse Reyes for years. But this particular song I want to talk about, mostly because I feel like there are two sides to it. Probably just go through the lyrics.
Esther Povitsky
That's the best way to listen to a song is by hearing people secondhand read the lyrics. That's what I always say.
Annie Lederman
Well, Klila is a poet, so she's getting off on this.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, I didn't realize. I didn't know about it. Wait, she's not British. She's Canadian.
Kalila
She's Canadian. Oh, did you think that because the voicemail was a British guy.
Esther Povitsky
The song featured one of my favorite tropes in a pop song, which is a voicemail love.
Kalila
A voicemail love.
Esther Povitsky
Very underrated, underutilized pop trope.
Annie Lederman
It's one of my least favorite pop tropes. It's kind of like a waste of your time.
Kalila
Are you. But it gives you a snippet of their real life and the inspiration oh.
Annie Lederman
You didn't think I'd fight back, did you?
Esther Povitsky
I don't like this.
Annie Lederman
You could just be so pretty and.
Esther Povitsky
You could just say whatever you wanted. It's the jealousy talking. And it's a really ugly look on you. Okay.
Kalila
Wait, is that the SZA sweatshirt?
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Kalila
Oh, you're still here.
Esther Povitsky
I do love Esther SZA's sweatshirt. In all seriousness, I do.
Kalila
Did you get it at her show?
Annie Lederman
Yeah. We went to the concert in Vegas when I was pregnant and we were the oldest people there by a long, long way.
Kalila
It's hard to believe because I feel like a lot of people. She's not like a young girl artist.
Annie Lederman
That's what I thought. But in Vegas, when you're there with your 47 year old husband, you guys feel it. You're feeling the feelings.
Esther Povitsky
You really feel it.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
I was the youngest person in audience last night.
Annie Lederman
Where were you, little brat? Little.
Esther Povitsky
I don't want to take away from Jesse Reyes.
Annie Lederman
No, let's. Let's hear it.
Esther Povitsky
Do you guys know who the designer and sort of bon vivant Isaac Mizrahi is?
Kalila
Of course.
Esther Povitsky
I did go to his cabaret show in Beverly Hills last night and it was weird. And I was the youngest person by a mile.
Annie Lederman
Well, that's. Anytime you go anywhere in Beverly Hills.
Esther Povitsky
That's true. That's true.
Annie Lederman
Walk down the street in Beverly Hills, you will feel young, you will feel beautiful, you'll feel healthy. It's all old people.
Esther Povitsky
Really gross people.
Kalila
Old people, old money, old people.
Esther Povitsky
I know Trump flags and they're living.
Annie Lederman
Long and they're holding on.
Esther Povitsky
They're going to doctor's appointments all day.
Kalila
But then Cedars is right there too. They're never dying.
Esther Povitsky
You're. You're within a 10 mile radius of like 18 hospitals. Yeah. In Beverly Hills.
Kalila
They're staying alive. They're cockroaches.
Annie Lederman
We should really start hanging out in Beverly Hills.
Esther Povitsky
I kind of like going there.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, no, it's. I like. I'm not kidding you, I feel young.
Esther Povitsky
There's a Maru coffee there now.
Annie Lederman
Oh, my God. The old people are getting a Maru. That's kind of weird.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. Well, come hang out with me in Beverly Hills.
Annie Lederman
Okay. Wait, so how was your old person cabaret? You little freak.
Esther Povitsky
It was so, so bizarre. I was like, why? Why did I do this to myself? This is for men. Gay men in their 70s. It's not for me, but anyway.
Annie Lederman
Jesse, Jesse.
Kalila
Do you want to read it out loud, Caroline? Because the camera is blocking my view.
Annie Lederman
She's making you.
Kalila
Don't make me read out loud.
Annie Lederman
I'll do it. I heard that men, men never choose. Oh, this sucks. The one that they really love is the one that they lose. She ends up being the one they daydream about in a suburban house with the woman he settled for. She was better for him, I guess. God bless. But it couldn't be me.
Kalila
Okay, the next part.
Annie Lederman
No Kalila in there.
Kalila
Okay, let's just stop right there.
Annie Lederman
I don't care if you can't see it.
Esther Povitsky
I have thoughts on the first verse if you want to go there.
Kalila
Yes, let's talk about the first verse.
Esther Povitsky
I am obviously a Jessie Race in every situation. I am the girl that the guys never picked. I have so many crushes on guys that have, like, moved on. They're married. And this is definitely a story. I tell myself that I'm the one that they actually wanted and I'm the one that they actually daydream about, but they couldn't be with me just because I was too vivacious and too interesting and too dynamic. But I will say with age, I'm like, no, they just didn't like me. Like, they would have fucked you and been with you if they wanted to. And they had autonomy and choice and they chose someone else. And, like, I can tell myself my little stories, and I do, and I will continue to, but I am fully like, oh, I bet he regrets settling with the super gorgeous, mainstream, palatable, successful, traditionally beautiful, Western ideals woman. And I. But then I'm like, wait, no, yeah, he probably is actually happy he made that choice. But I am a Jesse, so I see her.
Kalila
I want to be a Jesse. And I think that, oh, you're the.
Esther Povitsky
Girl that they actually choose.
Kalila
No, in that obvious. Honestly, there have been times where. Where I don't even try because I know, like, I'll never be chosen. So I don't even go there. I don't even make myself an option for him. Right. The second verse says, she's got her face beat and she's always home and she put to sleep every dream of her own and she lets you go cheat as long as you come home from searching the streets for someone like the one you let go. So basically, the problem I have with this is that the assumption that a woman who chooses to stay home. This is where I feel, like, personally offended. I'm a homebody. I don't do. Sometimes I don't have very big dreams. Does that make me the lesser choice? No. Maybe that makes me the better choice. Yeah, I'm the suburban.
Esther Povitsky
I think Jesse's being kind of bitter right now. And Dusty, it's like, he made his choice. It wasn't you. And it sounds like they're having a lovely time at home watching Netflix and ordering Thai or whatever.
Annie Lederman
Honestly, though, I feel like I know these guys, these guys that she's talking about. I feel. And again, I know it's very easy to go into her perspective because it's her song. But, like, I'm seeing it. I feel like I know so many guys where, like, one little thing is off with the girl. They have one little complaint, and they're quick to end it. They're quick to move on. And then years go by and they're still kind of, like, not finding someone or they're on their own. And I really see the truth in this song. For a lot of guys that I know, I think.
Kalila
I think I just don't have a lot of faith in men to think that they wouldn't be absolutely selfish to get exactly what they want. Like, you know, the. The assumption is that he let go of the one he really loves in order to be with someone easy. And I don't think men are like, they will take the cake and eat it, too.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Kalila
They want everything they want, and they will have everything they want. They're not gonna settle. I think we're more likely to settle.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, my God.
Kalila
I don't think that men settle.
Esther Povitsky
You have no idea.
Kalila
And. And I don't think that the suburban wife. I don't think her. Her being a home, anything is him settling. Like, that's what he.
Esther Povitsky
His Barbie doll at home.
Kalila
He wanted his Barbie doll at home.
Esther Povitsky
He didn't choose you, Jesse.
Annie Lederman
No.
Esther Povitsky
Get over it.
Annie Lederman
Men do settle, but they settle, like, later than we do. Like, we'll settle, like, in a snap.
Esther Povitsky
Right?
Annie Lederman
But like, men, they. They'll. They'll be like, I'm not settling. I'm not. And then they. Then they get. They realize you have to settle. My dad always says that's why it's called settling down, is because you settle. Like, that's really nice to Mom.
Kalila
Do you think you're Dave's dream girl?
Annie Lederman
I.
Kalila
Or do you think he settled.
Esther Povitsky
Harvey Weinstein's penis? Maybe we go back to that.
Annie Lederman
I think all of the things about that, like, I think that I'm. All of it. I think you can't. I think this is crazy. First of all, there's no such thing as a dream girl.
Esther Povitsky
Yes.
Annie Lederman
Like, fuck you for even thinking that that's real. Because you get your dream girl. Let's say you, the guy gets his dream girl. Then what? Look at Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. That was his dream girl. He got her and then you it up. If you put someone on a pedestal to think they're your dream, you're your own worst enemy. They're your worst enemy. Like, that is a nightmare. It's a ticking time bomb.
Esther Povitsky
I think all real, the relationships that truly work are the ones where both partners are settling a little bit.
Kalila
Okay, tell me more.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Why? What?
Annie Lederman
Because they're being realistic?
Esther Povitsky
Yes.
Annie Lederman
This is not perfect.
Esther Povitsky
It's not built on a sand castle of dreams. It's built on a real foundation of commitment, knowing that marriage isn't this magical dream girl. Everything is magic. I got the perfect guy. Marriage is work. It's a business decision. You are choosing for long term compatibility. And that's not always sexy. Settling is just such an ugly word because it implies something negative like we need to rebrand it. It's acceptance and practicality.
Kalila
And his practicality really makes me like.
Esther Povitsky
But it's marriage.
Kalila
I know, I know, I know. I do get that. And I know that love eventually evolves into, like, just companionship and trust and above all else, right? Not this, like, passion and this fleeting, like, lust for each other.
Esther Povitsky
Whatever.
Kalila
I get that. I do really want to believe, though, that in my head, for me, it keeps the love alive knowing that I am someone's, like, ultimate. Like, this was something he yearned for and searched for and he found in me. And I don't know if that's, like, delusional. Of course I. I accept. You know, once we get to know each other, it's like, okay, clearly I have a lot of flaws he hates, but still, I'm the best he could ever have.
Esther Povitsky
I. I'm with you, but I. I am my partner's dream partner and vice versa. But it's after a lifetime of chasing the wrong people and chasing the wrong, wrong dream girls and dream guys and accepting and growing into yourself and knowing, no, this is what I need and want. And then that becomes your new dream. Does that make sense?
Kalila
Yes. Can you call Dave and ask if you're his dream girl?
Esther Povitsky
Ask if he thinks he settled. He did not settle. Esther's obviously Dave's dream girl.
Kalila
I mean, I'll say this like you're. There's no way he settled because you're not, like, an easy person.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, God, no.
Kalila
So I know for a fact that you're your dream girl.
Annie Lederman
I just, I feel like we're really in, like, a very Positive. We love our baby. We love each other. Space. But I almost. It would feel like degrading to that to be like, I'm his dream girl. Like, I don't know. There's something about Immature. Yeah. I don't like it, and I don't. And it's like.
Esther Povitsky
It's.
Annie Lederman
It's almost like it's making me think up, like, what is his dream girl? And of course, I know there's qualities that I don't have that would be that. And I'm also like, that's. But that doesn't. Also doesn't make me not his dream girl.
Esther Povitsky
I don't know.
Kalila
It reduces you to one thing. Like, it's. It's. It sounds like, shallow and cheap, really, the idea of a dream girl. I see what you're saying. Yeah.
Annie Lederman
I listen to this song. There's something obvious that I think about.
Esther Povitsky
That she spelled couldn't. C, U, D, L, D, N, T. It's kind of. What.
Annie Lederman
We can totally cut this if it's, like, uncomfortable, but, like.
Kalila
Oh, what is it?
Esther Povitsky
Black scent.
Annie Lederman
You know what I'm thinking about?
Kalila
Oh, you're thinking of me and Bobby.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Kalila
Okay, tell me what part.
Annie Lederman
It just to me feels like this is a song specifically about, like, that sort of storyline, which is like, you're Bobby's dream girl. And, like, he. I can't believe I'm saying this. Like, he couldn't really, like, make it work for whatever reason. He, like. And then now he's, like, out there searching for, like, a you or something.
Kalila
Maybe. But I think that my mistake in that relationship was that I actually was a suburban housewife and I did make things easy for him. And I did put some dreams to sleep in order to really, like what I thought was, like, push him and focus on him. And my whole identity was wrapped up in his identity, and that was a mistake. I felt like I was the very much like a doormat in that relationship where I just let things slide. I. I put blinders on for a lot of things, and I'm like, behave however you want. I'll. I'll be here when you come home. And I think that part of the song, that's why I was like, I am the suburban housewife.
Annie Lederman
Oh, yes. That is. That feels.
Kalila
And why is that so bad that I'm.
Annie Lederman
That right. I don't go attacked by that.
Kalila
Yeah. I'm not the fun girl that goes clubbing. That is dangerous. Like, I'm a safe choice. I really feel like a safe choice. Do you feel like a Safe choice.
Esther Povitsky
I don't know. This is like getting me so in my head. I'm like, who am I? How do you spell the word couldn't? I don't know what. Who I am or what I was or what is the guy? Am I my guy? Am I my dream? Am I my dream girl?
Kalila
Are you your.
Esther Povitsky
No, I don't think. I think I'm a challenging choice. I'm not a safe choice. I think I'm self made. I like have a house like that alone. I feel like is so intimidating to.
Kalila
Reflect that is those two things yourself made you have a house.
Annie Lederman
Now I'm wondering are you a challenging choice or an easy choice? I'm wondering because you're like cool and like out there.
Kalila
The perception is. But I don't leave the house. I'm actually quite boring. My partner is this beautiful social being who like loves people and I'm curmudgeonly and I like to be home and twiddle my thumbs.
Esther Povitsky
Aren't you like dynamic and outspoken and like a female founder?
Annie Lederman
Yes.
Kalila
Oh, that's right, Caroline.
Esther Povitsky
I feel like we all just contain multitudes. We have the Jessie in us and we have the Whoever Jesse is singing about.
Kalila
I think you're right.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. And it doesn't have to be so black and white. Maybe Jesse's singing to herself. Like we don't even know.
Annie Lederman
Maybe a random person wrote the song and maybe. Maybe Max Martin wrote the song and it's really just about him.
Esther Povitsky
Translated from Sweden into this. But I'm happy to learn about Jesse. I did like her voice.
Kalila
Yeah, go. Go back into the archives of her. She's wonderful and she's amazing. We're both of these girls is what you're saying.
Esther Povitsky
Maybe.
Kalila
Yeah. I think I just.
Esther Povitsky
Anything to move on from figuring out if Esther is Dave's dream girl.
Annie Lederman
She's asked me this before and she's made me call him before for this.
Kalila
Yeah.
Annie Lederman
And I forgot what he said. Or maybe we asked something else. No, he.
Kalila
You asked if to rate you from one to ten. You said ten.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, of course.
Annie Lederman
Yeah. What do we think about Wendy's feud with Katy Perry?
Kalila
Can someone explain this to me? I'm behind you.
Esther Povitsky
Of course. Saw Blue Origin this week. Yes. And were you inundated with all the content from whatever was Blue Origin?
Kalila
Kind of. Sort of. We talked about it.
Annie Lederman
I love how respectful you're being by calling it of its like legal name. Most people like those women who went to space. You're like Blue Origin.
Esther Povitsky
I know. I can't Help myself. You're so proper like that. It was annoying. It was. Was a waste of money. Like, the whole thing was so odious. I agreed with everyone who was negative about it. Amrata. I mean, like, they were right. Anyway, so everyone was clowning on Katy Perry because she's just such a punchline. And everyone loves to dump on Katy Perry these days and her album Tank. Like, it is a little mean to me. I don't like bullying. This. This is a new thing that all these corporations on Twitter are really sassy and they want to go viral and they want to have hot takes. So Wendy's quote tweeted something about Katy Perry. And Wendy's was like, why didn't she just stay in space?
Annie Lederman
Or like, can we send her back?
Esther Povitsky
Can we send her back?
Kalila
Oh, rude.
Annie Lederman
I know. But it. Okay. I actually usually think when corporations are sassy like this, it's like really stupid. But this one was like such a big swing.
Esther Povitsky
Some big swing.
Kalila
This was like a personal vendetta. Someone that keyboard was like, really has it out. Look for her.
Esther Povitsky
They were right to do it, period. Like, caught. You know this when you cause conversation. Like, how many times did I think about Wendy's this week?
Annie Lederman
How many Frosties did I have?
Esther Povitsky
And who cares about the bad press? Like, being accused of bullying? Like, it was a big swing and it got them out there and it was funny. People were talking about it.
Kalila
To be fair, Wendy's, I think, truly needed a moment. They need. They need their moment. I feel like Wendy's just sort of like fading into the.
Annie Lederman
I think you're right. I mean, look, I recently was on FaceTime with a friend and she was eating their new spicy parmesan chicken nugget.
Kalila
Whatever that.
Annie Lederman
Exactly. I was like, this is how I find out. Like, Wendy's marketing has been in a slump and they almost needed this. And like, they have a creamsicle, frosty flavor. Creamsicle flavor.
Kalila
I thought creamsicles can be flavors came out.
Annie Lederman
No.
Esther Povitsky
Orange and vanilla, babe. It's kind of a classic thing.
Kalila
Philippines.
Annie Lederman
No, that they have done you dirty there. Creamsicle is always orange and cream.
Kalila
Okay.
Annie Lederman
But unless you. Unless specified. Raspberry Creamsicle. That can be a thing. But it has to be so rare.
Esther Povitsky
When you hear creamsicle, it means one thing.
Annie Lederman
It's rare. But it. Do you see it?
Esther Povitsky
It could. You could see it. I. You could. But it's orange. It's orange. I think that Wendy's is kind of slept on in the fast food wars.
Annie Lederman
Go off.
Esther Povitsky
I think Wendy's is really good. Does anyone el here eat Wendy's besides me? The fries. The fries.
Annie Lederman
Chicken nuggets.
Esther Povitsky
They have great chicken nuggets, but for my spicy girlies. Spicy chicken nugs at Wendy's. Oh, my God.
Kalila
I'm getting.
Esther Povitsky
It's getting.
Annie Lederman
She's getting wet.
Esther Povitsky
I'm getting wet.
Annie Lederman
She's dripping. I need to tell.
Esther Povitsky
The spicy chicken nugs are so good. And Wendy's is iconic because they have baked potatoes and chili.
Annie Lederman
Oh, you're right. And sour cream packets.
Esther Povitsky
Yes. Wait, how about this? Wait.
Annie Lederman
The Frosty. Nobody else is even in the frosty business. It's. Nobody's competing.
Esther Povitsky
It's a liquid. It's cold. It melts in a weird way.
Annie Lederman
They have chocolate and vanilla, and then now creamsicle.
Esther Povitsky
They always got to rotate in third.
Annie Lederman
That's. That's crazy.
Kalila
You guys are going to unfriend me. I literally have never had Wendy's.
Annie Lederman
That's not making. That's making me want.
Esther Povitsky
Bad for you.
Annie Lederman
Befriend you.
Esther Povitsky
Yes.
Kalila
Chili and baked potato.
Esther Povitsky
Yes.
Kalila
I thought only Zippies had chili. What?
Esther Povitsky
What?
Kalila
The Zippies?
Annie Lederman
Where are you? Where did you grow up, you guys?
Kalila
You don't know Zippies. Get to know Zippies.
Esther Povitsky
Not if we don't know Zippies. We don't know Zipp.
Annie Lederman
Everyone watching doesn't know.
Kalila
Okay, Zippy.
Esther Povitsky
A real place.
Kalila
Listen. Listen to this. Zippies. You can order a whole. A whole gallon. I don't know if it's actually a gallon of chili.
Esther Povitsky
This is in Nevada.
Annie Lederman
I thought she's also from Hawaii.
Esther Povitsky
Okay, okay.
Kalila
Yeah, but. But it's. It's like a Zippy's, like, everywhere. There.
Esther Povitsky
There's a Zippies everywhere in Hawaii.
Kalila
Yeah, it's their fast food. It's like the island fast food.
Annie Lederman
All I know is that Wendy's really did need a PR boost because they're. They're like that small business where it's like, once you, like, randomly happen upon it, you're like, this is amazing. Why is it so underrated? That's what Wendy's is today.
Esther Povitsky
Really think it's not your fault. You haven't been to a Wendy's because there's not enough Wendy's locations. I can only think of two in the Los Angeles area. Off the top of my head, there's that one random one on Sunset, and then there's one on Western.
Annie Lederman
I'm so glad you knew about the one on Western, because that one is so small and tucked in, like, nobody knows it's there.
Esther Povitsky
When I Left the east side. It was under remodel.
Annie Lederman
I remember in the remodel. It's so good. It looks so good, girl.
Kalila
Oh, my God.
Esther Povitsky
They snapped. I know they did. Wendy's is so iconic. Remember, everything used to be in yellow style Styrofoam. Yeah. Like the aesthetic of Wendy's.
Annie Lederman
I know.
Esther Povitsky
Is so slept on.
Kalila
Sold.
Annie Lederman
Oh, and I'm sold.
Kalila
I'm gonna go to the one on Western.
Esther Povitsky
What dip would you get for your nuggets?
Annie Lederman
I think sweet and sour barbecue if they have it. That's what I always get everywhere.
Kalila
Why?
Annie Lederman
Is there more options that I don't know about?
Esther Povitsky
No, they have. Their ranch is a buttermilk ranch. And I do think it's like a notch above.
Annie Lederman
No, no, no. I. But I. I respect you. To me, growing up, it was always burger King or McDonald's. Like those were kind of the two main, like stars of the show.
Esther Povitsky
Totally.
Annie Lederman
But then I get here and I feel like people think Burger King is nasty.
Esther Povitsky
Girl, Don' is so dusty and washed up. Why they've fallen off so hard. They don't have an identity.
Annie Lederman
The Whopper.
Esther Povitsky
The Whopper. But it's not. It just doesn't really stand on its own. And they're searching for an identity and they're always introducing new products. And the menu rotates too much.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, the menu like chicken fries.
Esther Povitsky
It's like crazy.
Annie Lederman
They're trying too hard.
Esther Povitsky
They're trying too hard.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
And they're always rebranding. And I just feel like there is a quality issue.
Annie Lederman
Maybe at certain locations, not all in.
Esther Povitsky
Sort of hit or miss, but Wendy's is consistent. Yeah. I also just. While we're talking about pop stars, I really encourage everybody listening to Search Wendy's Chili training video. It's one of my all time from the 80s. It's a training video on how to correctly prepare the chili. That was.
Kalila
Tell me how. Because I have my own way.
Esther Povitsky
The thing is, it's actually not about the preparation. It's really more about the serving. And the key thing you need to know is that when you pour that chili in that styrofoam bowl, it's got to be a half inch from the top.
Kalila
Wait, I thought you were gonna say add mayonnaise.
Annie Lederman
No. What does this have to do with pop stars?
Esther Povitsky
Well, it's because it's a really good song.
Annie Lederman
Oh, really?
Esther Povitsky
I mean, Jesse Reese wishes Reyes.
Annie Lederman
Why do you know about this? Is like sort of the real question on everyone's side.
Esther Povitsky
I bring it up in every writer's room. And it becomes part of the DNA of the writer's room.
Annie Lederman
But I understand that you bring it up, but I want to know how you found it.
Esther Povitsky
My favorite song is playing chili. Comes in large or small?
Kalila
Oh, they write lyrics?
Esther Povitsky
No, listen, because you can learn something. This.
Annie Lederman
This is.
Esther Povitsky
That's the thing. Most pop songs don't have a message, and this one does. Stir from the bottom to the top. You want to get the chili stirred up because it settles.
Annie Lederman
Oh, yes.
Esther Povitsky
I. Actually, it's a bridge binge. From the top. Chili can be served with cheese, and you don't hear pop stars talking about that.
Annie Lederman
Look, Caroline, I don't want you to get too starstruck around me, but just so you know, I used to serve chili at Johnny Rockets.
Esther Povitsky
Really?
Annie Lederman
We had chili cheese fries on the menu.
Esther Povitsky
Wow.
Annie Lederman
So I knew about stirring from the bottom to the top.
Kalila
Question to you both. None of you add mayo to your chili.
Esther Povitsky
I almost, like, thought that was a dream that you said that.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, I was blocking that. I was so scared you were gonna bring it back.
Esther Povitsky
At what point in the process do you add the mayo?
Kalila
Sam, sound off in the comments.
Annie Lederman
You have nowhere you're standing.
Esther Povitsky
That camera's not even on.
Kalila
I almost think that you cannot eat it. If it's fast food chili, you have mayo. Please sound off in the comments. Am I people the only people that do this, or am I the only one?
Esther Povitsky
Oh, it's a Hawaiian thing. There we go. Mayo is the final ingredient that gets added to local Hawaiian style chili. So maybe it's. It goes with the flavors of Hawaiian stink.
Kalila
Mayo goes on everything.
Esther Povitsky
What the hell?
Kalila
You guys are sleeping on this. Please try it.
Esther Povitsky
I'm not a hater of mayo, by the way. I just want you to know I see you. I like fries dipped in mayo.
Kalila
With the ketchup or separately.
Esther Povitsky
I. It's separate, sometimes French style.
Annie Lederman
I love a thick mayo layering on my sandwiches.
Esther Povitsky
I'm not a mayo hater. I'm not a mayo hater, but there's something about mayo in a hot stew.
Annie Lederman
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
That I'm just. I'm just wrapping my head around it.
Kalila
Can I challenge you guys to please, please. Do you ever make a whole fish at home?
Esther Povitsky
Yes.
Annie Lederman
No.
Kalila
I know you would.
Esther Povitsky
Yes, of course.
Kalila
Only five.
Esther Povitsky
Don't look at the child. You're talking about adult subjects. You can just look at me.
Kalila
Please do me a favor.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Kalila
Okay. When you make a whole fish, and let's say you're gonna steam it, do two things. Add your aromatics, whatever, before you put it in there. Add a layer of mayo in between when you cut the fish open and some lap Chung. It's like that Chinese sausage.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Kalila
And add it in there with a mayo. And then call me, steam it for 45 minutes, however long, and then give me a call.
Esther Povitsky
Done.
Annie Lederman
Everyone knows you don't know what Lupton is, you fake.
Kalila
She does. She knows. I know she knows what Lupchang is.
Esther Povitsky
Esther. I definitely know what it is. And you know that because I nodded and I didn't break eye contact, so I know what it is. Okay. No, I like mayo. They say that the best grilled cheese, instead of butter, you use mayo on the bread.
Annie Lederman
Oh, that's nasty.
Esther Povitsky
You're from Chicago.
Annie Lederman
What does that have to do with it? So I'm fat.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. They like weird, gross, like, processed foods there.
Annie Lederman
I know, I know.
Esther Povitsky
So cool it on the mayo hate over there.
Annie Lederman
You don't. You guys don't dip your big beef sandwiches into a bowl of grease. That's a.
Esther Povitsky
It's.
Annie Lederman
That is crazy when I think about it. You get a beef sandwich at Portillo's and then they give you a side of the grease from the beef and you're supposed to dip it in.
Kalila
I think that makes perfect sense.
Annie Lederman
I don't want you to agree with me. You're gross. I don't like you anymore.
Esther Povitsky
Skims. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes.
Kalila
You know, I stopped using push up bras a long time ago until you guys. I tried the Skims ultimate push up bra.
Annie Lederman
Oh, my God. The Skims Ultimate Bra. It's so perfect. It's so soft. It makes me so round and big titty.
Kalila
Is it push up or.
Annie Lederman
It's got the little push, but it's got the cup. The full cup.
Kalila
You know, like some push up bras they have that. You can see it right here and it goes like this. Yeah, it doesn't do that at all. It's very. It almost looks like you're wearing a.
Annie Lederman
Seamless bra instead of having a ton of padding. That' annoying. It just, like, mimics your natural shape but, like, enhances it.
Kalila
Can we officially say push up bras are back?
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Okay. Dude.
Kalila
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Annie Lederman
And you know that the Skims flagship on Sunset is just a skip and a hop and a jump. Away from the Comedy Store. Maybe we need to do a skims Comedy Store event. I. I see you. I see you. Kimberly, I know you took over Mel's Diner, but let's do something with the Comedy Store.
Kalila
You sent me this little thing about Filipinos being the biggest snackers in the world.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Annie Lederman
What's up with you guys?
Esther Povitsky
What's that about?
Kalila
So we have just Miranda culture, which is basically like anywhere you go in the Philippines, even if it's like you step out of school on your way home, like, tell me the route you take home. Do you take a bus? Do you get picked up by your mom? Do you.
Esther Povitsky
How old am I?
Kalila
You're in elementary.
Esther Povitsky
I would get picked up by my grandpa and we'd go to Taco Bell.
Kalila
Where does he pick you up? Maybe in the corner.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, like in the front of the school.
Kalila
How many steps approximately from school to your grandpa's car?
Esther Povitsky
I don't know, like 100 steps.
Kalila
Okay. In that hundred steps, wherever you go in the Philippines, there's approximately three to four food stalls. And it's going to be fish balls, it's going to be pastries, peanuts, it's. Whatever it is, there's food stalls everywhere. And it's just a walking, eating, snackish culture.
Annie Lederman
This is making me hate la.
Kalila
But LA kind of has something similar. If you go to like Los Callejones, like that, the deep la. Not in, like the suburbs. No.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, but so that's why, like whenever I'm in New York, I'm like, oh, you're never like hungry and freaking out how to eat? Like, there's always options. And in la, it's so not like that. You can be stuck in your car in traffic and like, to get food is like, like finding parking, googling a place. Like, it's so complicated to eat in the middle of the day here.
Esther Povitsky
She's not wrong. She's not wrong.
Annie Lederman
We're all moving to the Philippines.
Kalila
And then it's also just part of our culture to ask someone, are you hungry? And then if they say no, offer them food anyways. And to always have food in the mix. It's just, I don't know if they're trying to like, break some discomfort socially, but there's always food.
Esther Povitsky
I love that there should be always food. End of sentence, end of idea. Like, period. Here's what I think, Esther, in response to what you were saying, I say you create your own snacking culture. In la. When I get in the car for a cross city drive, you think I go in there Dry without a cooler bag. Yeah. Full of drinks, multiple snacks, veggies. You've got to create your own Filipino snacking culture. Your own Marianda.
Kalila
Did I say it right?
Annie Lederman
What do you give me an example of what's in the tool? Toolbox.
Esther Povitsky
I have some ice packets.
Annie Lederman
I've.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, I've got some. A can of Spindrift. Any flavor. I've got a can of usually diet soda. That's my vice.
Annie Lederman
Which. Which kind mind?
Esther Povitsky
Cherry Coke Zero, babe.
Annie Lederman
Oh, you're such a little slut.
Esther Povitsky
I love a Cherry Coke Zero.
Annie Lederman
You're a little daddy's girl, aren't you?
Esther Povitsky
Yes, yes, I am. Daddy likes it.
Kalila
I.
Esther Povitsky
But I. I try all different kinds of things. Like, I'm into tropical 7 up 0 right now. Oh my God. I'm getting limited editions.
Annie Lederman
Where the do you even find that?
Esther Povitsky
Walgreens. I'm doing dirty.
Annie Lederman
You're paying top dollar. Walgreens.
Esther Povitsky
I get a coupon, babe. I would never pay retail on a 12 pack of soda. Are you nuts? Are you nuts? A bag of veggies? I have a little like hydro flask Tupperware thing. Maybe some hummus in that. A little bag of veggies. What?
Annie Lederman
Be more specific about the bag of veggies. What is it?
Esther Povitsky
Oh, Cull island knows. It's celery, it's carrots, it's. I don't know, it's whatever's in the fridge.
Annie Lederman
Is it a store bought hummus?
Esther Povitsky
Probably. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Annie Lederman
Okay.
Kalila
As my mom would call it, chichi burichi. It's whatever.
Esther Povitsky
It's a. Who's it? What's it? It's ephemera. It's tchotchke's. Like, it's all of that. There's a word in every language. But I'm stocked because, yeah, I don't want to pull over and get snacks. And we don't have fishball stands here, so, you know, you gotta.
Kalila
There should be fish ball stands.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, chomp. There's always a chomp.
Annie Lederman
Oh, there's my girl.
Esther Povitsky
It's always a chomp. There's a protein bar. I mean, you don't.
Annie Lederman
You know what my newest like on the go snack is? Is it because I'm like, kind of like protein bars? I've like, they're just. Yeah, they're always disappointing. There's not that one perfect option. But lately I'm traveling, I'm riding around with. Hold on.
Kalila
And her Prada purse.
Esther Povitsky
Are we gonna not talk about the product purse?
Annie Lederman
I've had this for a while. I got at the airport in Italy. It's my one splurge from when I spent money before.
Esther Povitsky
I could have been diapers for Ace, but what could have been diapers for Ace?
Annie Lederman
I know. It's killing me.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, yum.
Kalila
Dried.
Annie Lederman
This is a bag of raisins and. And walnuts. Sorry.
Esther Povitsky
Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Kalila
Just raisins? What are these? The red thing.
Annie Lederman
Paws out of there.
Esther Povitsky
Wait, can I just pour one in my hand?
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
This is not a walnut. You liar. Why is it red?
Annie Lederman
It's a red walnut. I got it at the farmer's market.
Esther Povitsky
Those are red walnut? Yeah. Oh, this is.
Annie Lederman
Try it. Have a raisin too. They're also from the farmer's market.
Esther Povitsky
You know what this is called?
Annie Lederman
They're really good.
Esther Povitsky
But this isn't just a bag of raisins and red walnuts. It's gorp.
Annie Lederman
What?
Esther Povitsky
Gorp.
Annie Lederman
Gore Tex.
Esther Povitsky
GORP is an acronym. Good old raisins and peanuts. So it's when you make a bag of rain.
Annie Lederman
Did you learn this last night at the Beverly Hills event?
Kalila
No, it's your cabaret.
Annie Lederman
GORP is a high, high energy snack.
Esther Povitsky
Nuts, raisins, and other dried fruit enjoyed by hikers and climbers.
Annie Lederman
So is it just trail mix?
Kalila
A trail mix?
Esther Povitsky
No, it's gorp. When it's just best nuts and raisins and dried fruit. It is gorp. Guys, do not test me on my gorp. Gorp is one of the best words ever.
Annie Lederman
So please sound off in the comments. I haven't heard a opinion from Kalila yet. She's staying very silent for some reason about my walnuts and raisins. I wonder what that's about. What do you.
Kalila
It's just too good for warp. I. Maybe I'm not in my healthy girl era and I'm really just pounding rice and heavy meat.
Annie Lederman
Me too.
Kalila
And yeah, it's just a little like. Like it's healthy rabbit food, you bitch. For skinny girls. You're skinny right now. I am not. That makes sense for you.
Annie Lederman
This. Each word worse than the last.
Esther Povitsky
Like daggers.
Annie Lederman
Like daggers.
Esther Povitsky
I have to say, Esther posts I would say almost obsessively on TikTok about one food item. It's become a little. It's becoming odd. But after seeing 20 videos of you making your apple peanut butter yogurt snack.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
I was like, I guess I'll try this. And I love it.
Annie Lederman
Have you been having it a lot? Like, tell me everything.
Esther Povitsky
Well, I haven't gotten the right Peanut butter yet. I use almond butter.
Annie Lederman
You have to.
Esther Povitsky
It's.
Annie Lederman
No.
Kalila
What peanut butter do you use?
Annie Lederman
You have to get the Santa Cruz Organic Creamy Dark Roasted Peanut butter. They sell it almost everywhere. And if you don't find that and you're at a Walmart, you can get Smuckers of the same exact thing. Dark, dark, creamy. And it's made out of the same vat. Because Smucker's bought Santa Cruz organic, so you can get either of those options.
Esther Povitsky
And if you missed some of that, she's posted about 17 tick tock videos about it where she says that exact same sentence. So don't worry, you'll be able to find out that info. It's a great snack. It's high protein.
Annie Lederman
I know. Fiber in the apple.
Esther Povitsky
I know.
Annie Lederman
Fiber in the apple.
Esther Povitsky
Esther, you snapped on that one. I'm gonna give you big props.
Annie Lederman
I use Siggy's whole milk. So it's full fat. It's like. It's like a Greek yogurt, but it's a skier, which they're basically the same thing, so. Yeah, like she said, protein, fiber, flavor, fat.
Kalila
Love a full. Full fat.
Esther Povitsky
Esther, why are you so against Envy apples, though?
Kalila
Ugh.
Annie Lederman
I've never tasted an apple that's as good as a honey crisp.
Esther Povitsky
I think I. I disagree on that.
Kalila
I think Envy is superior. Yes.
Esther Povitsky
Way more flavorful. And it's so crispy. Like a honey crispy Honey crisp. You had a bad Envy because envies are really crispy. Yeah, that's like their thing. Don' Organic Envy. Which sounds bad of me to say, but the regular envies are better than the organic ones.
Annie Lederman
Oh, you're so nasty.
Esther Povitsky
Is this boring? We love the audience. Is this bad conversation?
Annie Lederman
Because it's my apple that you brought up.
Kalila
Did James.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, is it boring?
Annie Lederman
We got Esther talking about her peanut butter.
Esther Povitsky
More talk about this kind of stuff.
Annie Lederman
Wait, can we do an apple tasting thing sometime?
Kalila
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Yes, maybe I can.
D
Macintosh apples.
Esther Povitsky
That's an old school. That's like a 90s throwback kind of.
Annie Lederman
That's like the basic.
Esther Povitsky
I know, I know. I'm just. I'm open to it.
Kalila
On your grandma.
Esther Povitsky
I'm not on it. I just. It's a throwback. Esther was also throwing shade on the cosmic Crisp. But I. I like a cosmic Crisp very. No, not for you.
Kalila
Lately I've been disappointed in gala.
Esther Povitsky
I think growing up with a gala.
Kalila
Growing up, I thought I was like, oh, I like Gala apples. Not anymore. Farm nothing.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, same as when we were growing up and it's actually like true.
Esther Povitsky
They.
Annie Lederman
When you see all those Instagram things where they break down, like the ingredients of like when we were kids, McDonald's used like actual beef tallow or whatever. Now they just use like crappy oils. Like everything is worse now. So that's not just.
Kalila
Does anyone still buy like Red Delicious?
Annie Lederman
I don't see that.
Esther Povitsky
I certainly don't.
Annie Lederman
There's all these like new, like cosmical.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. Are you kidding? The industrial farming complex has moved so past that they're like cross breeding, genetically modifying. Like there's like wheat in these apples. I don't know what's going on.
Annie Lederman
They taste.
Esther Povitsky
Probably not. They're delicious. Okay, another big snack for me. I'm so sorry. I know that I can feel that the room wants us to move on, but.
Annie Lederman
Oh, I don't.
Esther Povitsky
My claws have dug so hard in on snacking.
Annie Lederman
What is it?
Esther Povitsky
At Trader Joe's they have freeze dried strawberries. Second on blueberries and raspberries. Not the same bag. These are separate items. What are the ingredients? Just strawberries. Just blueberries. Just raspberries. So yummy. So yummy. And no, it's not doing it for you.
Annie Lederman
What's the point?
Kalila
Freeze dried fruit is always sweet and it's got a crunch, crunch, crunch.
Esther Povitsky
And it melts. It's like astronaut, you know, a little bit.
Annie Lederman
Oh, Katy Perry had some.
Kalila
You know what it tastes like when you have ice cream, like strawberry ice cream and you get, get a piece of the frozen strawberry in that strawberry ice cream. That's what freeze.
Annie Lederman
Did you guys ever eat Special K? Special K with berries?
Esther Povitsky
Tell me that when you were raw dogging a serving of Special K red berries twice the amount that the serving size told you to when you hit those berries. That wasn't the best part, of course.
Annie Lederman
Did you ever have. We talked about this. Did you ever go on the Special K diet?
Esther Povitsky
Of course.
Annie Lederman
Okay, now I'm with my people.
Esther Povitsky
Didn't take. You know, it didn't take though. Yeah. This idea of the Special K diet was replace one meal a day with two meals.
Kalila
That's insane.
Esther Povitsky
Two meals a day with a bowl of nutritionally empty 100 calorie cereal. Like, yeah, you're gonna lose weight.
Annie Lederman
I love the era of diets that made no sense and that were like, basically criminally like they should be have been punished by the Supreme Court.
Kalila
Nodded and said, okay, that sounds reasonable.
Annie Lederman
Like when I my crazy like 10 year old self saw like Special K diet, I'm like, I'm instantly in and I bought every Special K product they.
Esther Povitsky
Had special K bars, Special K yogurt and berries.
Annie Lederman
Oh my God, so gross.
Esther Povitsky
The chocolate Special K Chocolatey delight. And it wasn't real chocolate chunks, it was chocolatey. Because anytime something says chocolatey that means not chocolate.
Annie Lederman
I like how they can't say chocolate milk. It has to say chocolate drink flavor drink.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, obsessed. That's what yoohoo does. I'm so happy we're past the diet culture of the 90s. And I think it did probably ruin my hormones and endocrine system forever. Would buy light lowfat yogurt and it's more sugar per ounce than a Snickers. Yeah. Cuz they pump up the sugar. That was the big lie, the low fat craze. I mean, you know, this is well TRO territory.
Annie Lederman
I know, but it's ne. It's never, never enough for me.
Esther Povitsky
Low fat everything. Imagine my whole family was obese and we were buying low fat pop. Like low fat pop tarts. Like that's going to make a difference.
Annie Lederman
I just. The snack Wells double food cake cookies. When you taste how good those are and like there's just, there's still not a better cookie than the snack wells. Low fat double food. Do they sell these still? I will have them.
Esther Povitsky
They're still pushing the low fat lie.
Annie Lederman
That's way more marshmallow than it used to be. And it was.
Esther Povitsky
I know you're thinking of. I don't remember. Oh, Carnation Breakfast Essentials. That one that just came up. That was another meal replacement diet thing. Oh my God. It was like slim fast.
Kalila
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
It's all the same.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, I know. It's all the same.
Kalila
My mom was hardcore slim fast everything.
Esther Povitsky
I mean that was depressing too. Those were gross. It's so, it's so sick what they did to us.
Annie Lederman
I like truly saw Boost in the wall. Every Sunday I would go, go through the Walgreens ad and like saw it there and was like, I'm getting it. Did you also have that pastime, the.
Esther Povitsky
Walgreens ad specifically in my house? That was a very big deal. Walgreens, which by the way is going to go bankrupt. Walgreens is all up now. I know, I'm really sad. I love Walgreens. Best coupon culture. Culture you can stack coupons.
Annie Lederman
Best ads.
Kalila
Best. So you guys were looking for health foods? I was looking for health supplements. And I know I told you hydroxy cut the other day, but remember trim spa?
Esther Povitsky
Of course, baby. Do you like my body? I was like your classic eating disorder. Like I tried laxative, but Nothing ever really stuck. Yeah.
Kalila
One thing that I feel like I was a pioneer of was the magnesium citrate bottles that you could buy for a dollar or two dollars at the pharmacy.
Esther Povitsky
Isn't that what you drink before a colonoscopy that makes you shit your pants?
Annie Lederman
Oh, it is.
Kalila
Every Vegas trip in my 20s was a magnesium citrate party. And that smell, that taste. It was like a lime lemonade. Whatever. Like, I can't even look at the bottle anymore because it was so disgusting.
Esther Povitsky
It was nasty. So you just a boy, would you.
Annie Lederman
Drink it the night before? Like, what was. What was the protocol? I'm not asking.
Esther Povitsky
Two days time. Exactly. Be specific.
Kalila
Yeah, yeah. So I would run seven miles, come home, drink this.
Esther Povitsky
Girl.
Kalila
It is so stupid. This is why I have a heart condition. You guys think I blood just for fun? No. I literally destroyed my body doing this stuff.
Annie Lederman
But I take magnesium citrate in a little capsule.
Kalila
We all do. Okay, we all do. That's fine. It. But not in this amount. This is for, like, colonoscopy prep.
Esther Povitsky
Cleaning out a machine.
Kalila
Yes.
Annie Lederman
I didn't know you could get colonoscopy prep.
Esther Povitsky
Like, just like, OTC.
Kalila
Yeah, like $2. I swear to you, it was so cheap. And. And I.
Esther Povitsky
And by the way, the serving size is not the entire bottle.
Kalila
No, it wasn't.
Esther Povitsky
It was, like, one table.
Annie Lederman
How do you know?
Esther Povitsky
Because I saw a TikTok recently about a girl who said she was really, really constipated. And her doctor friend said, go buy magnesium citrate. It's at cvs. And she didn't read the bottle and she drank the whole bottle. And she like, shit for three days straight.
Kalila
That's basically what I did.
Annie Lederman
That happened to me when I ate a whole tub of prunes.
Esther Povitsky
I love prunes.
Kalila
I love prunes.
Annie Lederman
Prunes are dangerous prunes.
Esther Povitsky
I've never been in a room with people that love prunes.
Annie Lederman
Really?
Kalila
Well, hello. Prunes are delicious.
Esther Povitsky
They're like, the best food on planet.
Annie Lederman
I remember in college they were on sale at Walgreens.
Esther Povitsky
When the prunes go on sale, you stock up.
Annie Lederman
You be careful. Huge tub. I go, I'm just gonna have a few.
Esther Povitsky
The first line, you tell yourself, I'm.
Annie Lederman
Just going to have a few. Oh, these are better than I thought they were. And I ate the whole tub within 30 minutes. I was curled in the field and shuffled over all my classes.
Esther Povitsky
University of Illinois champagne or whatever.
Annie Lederman
They've never been the same.
Esther Povitsky
They're like, we can't start the class if Esther's not here. Little did they canceled all week. University shut down. I love prunes. I have to really exercise self caution when it comes to prunes. And I. I'm not good at that. But three in. I'm like, don't do it. I don't know.
Annie Lederman
I can't buy them anymore. And Ace was constipated this week, so we, like, we had to get our, like, little pureed prunes. And even just feeding it to her. I was like, smelling it.
Esther Povitsky
Can I bite? You get one.
Kalila
I get one. You get one. I get one.
Esther Povitsky
They are so good. Pit. No pit. I don't want the pit. The best prunes. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Costco prunes.
Kalila
I've never had them.
Esther Povitsky
They are sunkissed. Kirkland collab, Sunsweet. Excuse me. These. It's a big bag, and it's really wet in there. You put your hand in there, you're pulling it out and it's covered in prune.
Annie Lederman
That's the brand I had of this the day.
Esther Povitsky
That's the good stuff. They are wet. That's the good stuff.
Annie Lederman
Why are they so wet?
Esther Povitsky
The bag is like this heft of a kettlebell, you know, like swinging the.
Kalila
They have to be wet and they have to sort of stick to each other. That's the fun. Just pluck them out one by one.
Esther Povitsky
Gets all over your hands.
Annie Lederman
We should have a sleepover where we all eat a whole tub of prunes and then see what happens.
Esther Povitsky
See what happens. My favorite. My favorite thing at a sleepover. Sleepover is not fun unless you're doing something and seeing what happens. Ooh, that sounds good.
Annie Lederman
Are we playing pop star trick?
Esther Povitsky
Okay, sorry, Sorry.
Annie Lederman
No. Never, never apologize.
Esther Povitsky
Are we gonna hear the question read? Is it Jeopardy Rules? Cause in jeopardy, Alex R. I P. Or now Ken has to finish reading the question before you can buzz in.
D
That's what I believe we should do.
Esther Povitsky
Okay, so. So you might read it fast, you might know the answer, but Stella has to finish the question.
Kalila
In fact, if you raise your hand too soon, you forfeit your chance to answer.
Annie Lederman
Oh, my God. All right. All right, let's do it. Let's try this. I don't even care. Here we go.
D
What is the name of the fan bases for Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga?
Annie Lederman
Esther Beehive, Swifties and little Monsters? Ding, ding. Yeah. I just want to say that everyone probably could have gotten that.
Esther Povitsky
I think we all knew that one.
D
We start easy, then we.
Esther Povitsky
We get. Okay, good. Okay, let's get it going.
D
Question Two. Name two pop stars who originated from a TV singing competition.
Annie Lederman
Esther, Kelly, Clarkson, and Carrie Underwood.
Kalila
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
That was great. I was gonna say Fantasia, but then I was like, does Fantasia count as a pop star? I think I would have not gotten that.
Annie Lederman
I would have allowed that if I was judging.
Kalila
I love really Barino. Yeah. She was so great.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
She also can't read.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Kalila
But she was a great winner of that season.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Kalila
No, I think she was second. Who won that season?
Annie Lederman
Was that Ruben stuttered season?
Kalila
It might have been.
Annie Lederman
I'm actually very uncomfortable that I'm winning, and I'm scared of both of them.
Kalila
Question three.
Esther Povitsky
No, you're.
D
What was Justin Timberlake's first solo album?
Kalila
I don't know this.
Annie Lederman
Oh, Esther Justified.
Esther Povitsky
Esther's killing it. I know all the answers, but I'm having a little bit of a delayed response on my hands.
Annie Lederman
That's me with everything, except for this.
Kalila
No, literally, I'm not. This is not my.
Esther Povitsky
It's not your thing.
Kalila
It's not my thing.
Esther Povitsky
Okay, okay, we got this.
Annie Lederman
This is going to be bad. I'm going to get beat up after this.
Kalila
Can we. Can we team up against Esther?
D
Sure.
Kalila
Because she's, like, really good.
D
Yeah. Number four. What are the first names of the five Spice Girls?
Esther Povitsky
Whoa.
Kalila
Oh, Christian names.
Esther Povitsky
Kalila was first.
Annie Lederman
Lila.
D
That was you.
Kalila
Okay, so there's Melanie, there's Emma, there's Jerry. There's Victoria. Wait, what? There's Mel C. And there's another Melanie.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
D
Making a comeback.
Esther Povitsky
Definitely.
Annie Lederman
Obviously, I could have gotten that one. Yeah.
D
What was the title of Ariana Grande's 2020 album?
Esther Povitsky
2020.
Kalila
Caroline. Come on.
Annie Lederman
Yes.
Esther Povitsky
Positions. Yes.
Annie Lederman
Well done.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah.
Kalila
We're a team.
Esther Povitsky
We're team.
Kalila
Number. So it's 2, 2, right?
Esther Povitsky
2, 3. 2, 3, 2, 3. Oh, shit. She had a real hot streak at the beginning.
D
Okay, we're getting a little harder.
Esther Povitsky
Okay.
D
The song Umbrella by Rihanna was originally written for which pop star? Oh, Kalila.
Kalila
I want to say Beyonce.
D
No.
Esther Povitsky
Esther.
Annie Lederman
Brittany.
Esther Povitsky
Yes. Oh, my God.
Kalila
Who wrote it?
Esther Povitsky
Neo. Right? Neo. Neo wrote it, wrote Umbrella. That's what I thought the question was gonna be. And I was ready. And when I raised my hand, I was gonna say Neo, no matter what happened. So happy I wasn't first.
D
What is the name of Taylor Swift's second studio album?
Esther Povitsky
Fearless.
Kalila
Fearless.
Esther Povitsky
Okay. We're still losing, though.
D
Name the members of the Backstreet Boys. First name.
Esther Povitsky
So hard. I cannot do that.
Kalila
Kevin.
Esther Povitsky
Yep.
Kalila
Nick.
Esther Povitsky
Yep.
Kalila
Brian Howe. And hang on, let me.
Annie Lederman
A.J. oh, you.
Esther Povitsky
A.J.
Kalila
A.J.
Esther Povitsky
She had. You got.
Kalila
I had it. I had it.
Annie Lederman
She had Bell's palsy.
Esther Povitsky
She had Bell's palsy.
Kalila
Okay, look, I'm wearing. I'm not wearing sunglasses for you, so. Everyone's so brave.
Esther Povitsky
Don't. Come on.
Annie Lederman
I should have tried for that one.
D
What was Dua Lipa's breakout hit in 2017?
Kalila
Nope.
D
Oh, Caroline.
Esther Povitsky
New Rules.
D
No.
Kalila
Close.
Esther Povitsky
Wow. Really?
Kalila
It wasn't New Rules.
Esther Povitsky
Pick up the phone. You know when you're drunk and alone. Wait, what?
Kalila
That's the one. I.
Esther Povitsky
It's definitely New Rules. I'm sorry.
Annie Lederman
I challenge it is the Generals.
D
And I'm really sorry. I had New Love down, so that was my fault.
Esther Povitsky
Boom.
D
Caroline. You're.
Esther Povitsky
I'm coming back.
Annie Lederman
We all have.
Esther Povitsky
It's interesting. We all have our little buckets.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, we do.
Esther Povitsky
Like, Esther's is obviously gonna get any Britney one.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
Yours is, like, weird. No, no, no. Yours is like. I feel like her 95 to.
Kalila
Yeah, I'm a little older.
Esther Povitsky
I might have, like, the now pop stars more down than you guys.
Kalila
Yeah.
D
Okay, so just so you guys know, it is five to four.
Esther Povitsky
I feel bad that we teamed up.
Kalila
We don't have a choice.
Esther Povitsky
I'll take it.
Annie Lederman
I'll take it.
D
This is the final question. Number 10. Billie Eilish is the youngest person to win two Grammys. What were the two songs she won them for?
Esther Povitsky
Okay, I can do this. Wait a second. Okay. I'm feeling really old all of a sudden. In.
Annie Lederman
Yeah.
Esther Povitsky
She did not win for Birds of a Feather.
Kalila
No, no.
Esther Povitsky
Did she win for Ocean Eyes?
Kalila
No, I don't think Ocean Eyes.
Esther Povitsky
Bad guy. I don't think she won. Did you? I just. I said Oscar, I'm not doing well.
Annie Lederman
He's getting nervous.
Esther Povitsky
Yes. She won for the Barbie song. And then what about the Bond song?
Kalila
What's the Bond song?
Esther Povitsky
I don't know what it's called.
Kalila
You should be asking about, like, Cisco.
Annie Lederman
I think nobody gets this one.
Kalila
Yeah. I think Esther just wins.
Esther Povitsky
She won for the thong song. And Ave Maria. Final answer. That thong.
D
Trying to keep things present.
Kalila
It was.
Annie Lederman
But you were right.
D
It was from the Bond movie and from Barbie.
Esther Povitsky
No Time to Die.
D
No Time to Die.
Esther Povitsky
And I didn't know it.
D
What was I made for?
Esther Povitsky
And I did know it. And if I distrusted myself.
Kalila
I'm sorry I made you second guess yourself.
Esther Povitsky
No, you didn't. You didn't.
D
I have a couple more.
Esther Povitsky
Yep, we're ready.
D
Beyonce's Renaissance.
Esther Povitsky
Okay, this is me.
Annie Lederman
Is.
D
Is the first part of a three act project. What is the second act called?
Esther Povitsky
Cowboy Carter. Yeah. What?
Kalila
It's a tie.
Annie Lederman
No, you guys won.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, well, I.
Kalila
We did Esther dirty. Yeah, we did.
Esther Povitsky
You dirty.
Annie Lederman
It's fine.
Esther Povitsky
I think.
Annie Lederman
Esther, I don't want to win. Oh, I don't.
Kalila
Afraid that we're gonna jump her in the parking lot.
Annie Lederman
Yeah, I'm afraid of winning. You guys care way too much about this.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, totally.
Kalila
You guys are scared. She knows it'll ruin our day to lose. Thank you so much.
Esther Povitsky
Kaila's you.
Kalila
I am an orchid girl.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, you gotta take that. Yay.
Kalila
Thank you. I. I have Bell's palsy. I deserve this.
Esther Povitsky
She has Bell's palsy. She has Bell's palsy.
Kalila
I can't even see half of this plant.
Esther Povitsky
Poor thing. Do you want to just do a couple gimme questions just for Kalila? What's Kalila's middle name?
Kalila
What is my middle name?
Annie Lederman
I don't know. Do you have one?
Kalila
Yes.
Annie Lederman
What is it? It.
Kalila
I'll never tell you now.
Annie Lederman
You've never told me.
Esther Povitsky
How has this not come up?
Kalila
It's. It's because it's kind of a wild middle name.
Esther Povitsky
Penis.
Annie Lederman
I feel like I did know it at one point, but I don't.
Kalila
That's an ass.
Esther Povitsky
Balls.
Kalila
Close.
Annie Lederman
Sylvia.
Kalila
No, it's. You guys are gonna.
Esther Povitsky
Sally.
Kalila
No, it. It doesn't. It's not even one of those. Cool. It's Shangra.
Esther Povitsky
Shangra La.
Kalila
Yeah, basically that.
Esther Povitsky
But Shangra.
Kalila
Yeah, very. I got it Aggressive.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, she definitely deserved to win that one.
Kalila
Thank you so much. Caroline.
Annie Lederman
It's your middle name.
Esther Povitsky
It's pretty Jewish. It's just Hannah.
Annie Lederman
Oh, okay.
Kalila
Hannah is so beautiful.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, it's pretty.
Kalila
I think the Hannah is one of the prettiest names.
Annie Lederman
That's a good name ever.
Kalila
And because it's also like in Japanese they do the hana. Hannah. Hannah.
Esther Povitsky
Mine's not like that. It's like Hannah.
Kalila
But also there isn't like an. I don't know, an ugly Hannah. I feel like having the name Hannah almost makes you pretty.
Esther Povitsky
I promise you it doesn't. I know some really ugly Jewish Hannahs. Esther, what's your middle name, please?
Annie Lederman
I feel like you could get it.
Esther Povitsky
I should know this. Esther.
Annie Lederman
I feel like you might know it.
Esther Povitsky
Are you named after.
Annie Lederman
It's Lauren.
Esther Povitsky
Oh, I did know that. Yeah.
Annie Lederman
It's so basic. It's really. There's no rhyme or reason.
Esther Povitsky
Snapped on Esther. Your parents went fucking crazy on Esther.
Annie Lederman
You know, my mom didn't like it.
Esther Povitsky
I can see why. I think it works like. I cannot imagine you with any other name. And I think your name is one of your biggest assets in your.
Kalila
I think so too.
Esther Povitsky
I don't think you would be as successful if you were named Lauren, because.
Kalila
Can I say, it is like a. Oh, like a regal old lady, like, legacy name on a very tiny, young looking baby.
Esther Povitsky
That's like the whole joke of little Esther is like, you have this old lady name, but you're a little baby.
Kalila
Whoa.
Annie Lederman
I didn't even put that together.
Esther Povitsky
Really. It was like your whole stage Persona for like 10 years.
Annie Lederman
This is a problem. This is a consistent issue.
Esther Povitsky
You should like lean it into that. No, I mean, I. Look, of course you would be successful no matter what your name is, but Esther, it's part of your comedic Persona. It's like a joke in itself. Like, your name is funny. You don't have to open your mouth and you're funny, babe.
Annie Lederman
Hell yeah. That's how I do it.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah. I mean, your parents had a wicked, wicked little sense of humor when they chose Esther. Kid or wicked for that one.
Annie Lederman
You guys, thank you so much for being here. We love you, Caroline. You're my little baby. Mommy loves you.
Esther Povitsky
Don't like it when you talk to me like that.
Annie Lederman
Daddy loves you.
Esther Povitsky
No, it can't be both. Gotta pick one. Thank you guys for having me.
Annie Lederman
What else can people when they're obsessed with you? We have your sub stack.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, I'm so, like, lazy these days.
Annie Lederman
We all are. It's okay.
Esther Povitsky
Yeah, sub stack, Instagram and yeah, I'm working on something, but I don't think I can say what it is.
Annie Lederman
I know, but so keep an eye.
Esther Povitsky
Out in December 2026.
Annie Lederman
She's way too successful for us.
Esther Povitsky
No, no.
Annie Lederman
Ridiculous us. Not at all, sluggies. Thank you so much. And Kyla has a hair care brand@motion club.com.
Kalila
Thank you.
Annie Lederman
I have a a Comedy store show, Friday, May 9th. You can get tickets at the link below in LA if you're here. And as always, we'll see you next week with a brand new episode.
Trash Tuesday Podcast Summary: "Popstars & Sweet Treats w/ Caroline Goldfarb"
Release Date: April 22, 2025
Hosts: Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn
Guest: Caroline Goldfarb
The episode kicks off with the hosts delving into recent pop culture phenomena, particularly focusing on Jessie Rees, a sultry R&B singer with an Amy Winehouse-esque vibe. Caroline Goldfarb joins the conversation, bringing her unique insights into the music industry.
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Esther and Kalila dissect Jessie Rees's song, exploring themes of unrequited love and societal expectations in relationships. They debate the concept of being a "dream girl" versus "settling" in relationships.
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Transitioning from music to food, the conversation shifts to favorite fast-food chains, with a special focus on Wendy’s. The hosts critique Wendy's recent marketing moves, including their playful feud with Katy Perry and the introduction of new menu items like the Spicy Parmesan Chicken Nuggets.
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Kalila introduces the concept of "Miranda culture," highlighting the ubiquitous snacking culture in the Philippines compared to Los Angeles. The hosts share personal anecdotes about their snacking habits and the importance of having on-the-go snacks to avoid the hassle of finding food in LA’s traffic-clogged streets.
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The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about 90s diet trends, specifically the infamous Special K diet and its impact on their eating habits. They critique the misleading marketing of low-fat products and the long-lasting effects these diets had on their relationship with food.
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To inject some fun into the episode, the hosts engage in a Jeopardy-style quiz hosted by Caroline Goldfarb. They tackle questions about pop stars, album releases, and fan bases, fostering a lively and competitive atmosphere.
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In the closing segment, the hosts reflect on the quiz and share personal stories about their favorite snacks and dietary preferences. They emphasize the importance of self-care and maintaining a balanced relationship with food.
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This episode of "Trash Tuesday" masterfully blends humor, candid discussions, and insightful analyses, providing listeners with an entertaining yet thought-provoking experience. Whether you're a pop culture enthusiast, a fast-food lover, or someone navigating the complexities of modern diets, Esther, Khalyla, and Caroline offer relatable content that resonates with a diverse audience.
For more episodes and content, follow Trash Tuesday on Instagram @itstrashtuesday and TikTok @itstrashtuesday. Don't forget to subscribe to their YouTube channel here and check out Khalyla Kuhn's Instagram and Esther Povitsky's Instagram.