Psycho Beach Party

Summary

Podcast Summary: Trash Tuesday Episode – "Psycho Beach Party"

Episode Details:

• Title: Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn
• Hosts: Khalyla Kuhn & Esther Povitsky
• Episode: Psycho Beach Party
• Release Date: July 22, 2025

Overview: In the "Psycho Beach Party" episode of Trash Tuesday, hosts Esther Povitsky and Khalyla Kuhn, along with co-host Jenna and guest Kalila, dive into a whirlwind of humorous anecdotes, personal health struggles, pop culture discussions, and interactive games. True to the show's name, they embrace the chaotic and candid nature of everyday life, offering listeners a mix of relatable traumas, quirky habits, and unabashed honesty.

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1. Day Trip Disasters and Survival Insecurities (00:00 – 01:50)

The episode kicks off with Jenna recounting a misadventure involving a planned day trip to Catalina. The conversation highlights the hosts' humorous takes on overpacking and the ensuing logistical challenges.

• Jenna: "I'm not kidding you. Like six duffel bags of food snacks. She has like some type of food insecurity." [00:10]

• Esther: "I know. But you know, even if I had known, I would have brought the same amount." [00:30]

Kyla shares her conflicted feelings about being overprepared versus struggling with survival skills, while Esther humorously criticizes minimalistic packing habits.

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2. Body Odor and Personal Hygiene Quirks (01:12 – 15:18)

A significant portion of the episode delves into the hosts' quirky habits and insecurities related to body odor and personal hygiene.

• Kyla: "I always pack a few extra days worth of underwear. Everyone knows that trick." [00:58]

• Esther: "I literally can't focus because I keep smelling like this. Just poop in my armpits." [14:03]

The discussion evolves into shared experiences of dealing with anxiety-induced body odors, the challenges of maintaining hygiene, and the sensory overload associated with strong scents. The hosts laugh about their over-the-top cleanliness measures, revealing a blend of normalization and humor around personal insecurities.

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3. Accidental Calls and Past Relationships (07:03 – 12:44)

Jenna shares a cringe-worthy story about accidentally calling an ex-boyfriend's number via Siri, leading to near-miss traffic accidents and awkward encounters.

• Jenna: "This is a guy I've been dodging for 15 years. This is a..." [07:55]

• Kyla: "That's amazing. That's a win for him. Honestly, I'm happy for him." [08:26]

The conversation shifts to past relationships, with Kyla reminiscing about rekindling connections through social media interactions. The hosts explore themes of regret, personal growth, and the complexities of navigating ex-relationships in the digital age.

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4. Pop Culture and Movie Discussions (21:06 – 26:21)

The hosts transition into a lively discussion about favorite movies, particularly focusing on M. Night Shyamalan's works and the Scream franchise.

• Jenna: "Unbreakable, the Village." [21:10]

• Kyla: "This is so funny." [22:03]

They debate the merits of Shyamalan's hits versus his flops, sharing personal preferences and memorable scenes. The conversation also touches on re-watching classics like the Scream series, highlighting nostalgia and evolving tastes over time.

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5. Fitness Journeys and Health Struggles (25:28 – 30:05)

Jenna opens up about her struggles with maintaining a fitness routine after a period of being sedentary, expressing frustration and a desire for accountability.

• Jenna: "I've been so sedentary the last year, and I cannot believe, like, how up my body feels." [27:02]

• Esther: "I think what's most important is building muscle so that we're not getting injured and so that our health is extended." [26:54]

The conversation delves into the emotional and physical challenges of returning to fitness, the impact of stress on health, and the importance of self-love and persistence in personal wellness journeys.

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6. Online Behavior and Social Media Critique (28:36 – 32:48)

The hosts critique the toxic nature of online interactions, specifically addressing how public figures are unfairly targeted and the mental toll it takes.

• Kyla: "It's like, you can't win." [30:05]

• Jenna: "It's the system that we live in. It's sadly like, you accept and make peace with it." [31:01]

They discuss the challenges of dealing with online harassment, the lack of support systems for those under public scrutiny, and the importance of setting boundaries to protect mental health.

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7. Trivia Games and Lighthearted Fun (34:02 – 46:25)

In a break from deeper discussions, the hosts engage in a lively trivia game centered around beach and ocean themes. Kalila leads the game, challenging the others with questions about surfing slang, marine life, and iconic movies.

• Kalila: "What causes ocean tide heads?" [40:54]
• Jenna: "Moon coming back." [41:05]

The segment is filled with playful banter, friendly competition, and humorous missteps, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and love for interactive content.

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8. Personal Health Updates and Medical Concerns (54:00 – 58:51)

Esther shares a personal health struggle with central serous retinopathy, detailing her symptoms, medical consultations, and emotional impact.

• Esther: "The blood vessel is leaking under my right eye." [54:13]

• Jenna: "You can't second-guess it if something is uncomfortable." [57:34]

The conversation highlights the frustration of dealing with medical issues that lack clear diagnoses, the importance of advocating for oneself in healthcare settings, and the emotional resilience required to navigate chronic health challenges.

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Highlighted Quotes:

• Jenna on Overpacking: "I'm not kidding you. Like six duffel bags of food snacks." [00:10]

• Esther on Body Odor: "I literally can't focus because I keep smelling like this. Just poop in my armpits." [14:03]

• Jenna on Accidental Calls: "I nearly swerved and killed 10 people on the freeway." [07:55]

• Kyla on Online Harassment: "It's like, you can't win." [30:05]

• Esther on Health Advocacy: "It's like the one thing that I do to feel like they have a moment where they put this like heated up beanbag on top of your eyes to let it set." [54:13]

• Jenna on Fitness Struggles: "I've never felt so weak. And I'm, like, shocked by how weak I feel." [27:36]

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Conclusion: "Psycho Beach Party" encapsulates the essence of Trash Tuesday with its blend of humor, candid conversations, and relatable struggles. The hosts navigate through topics ranging from personal insecurities and health issues to pop culture and playful competitions, all while maintaining an engaging and authentic dialogue. This episode serves as a testament to the show's commitment to unfiltered honesty and the shared human experience.

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Transcript

[Jenna]

Did I tell you guys about the time I was like Jenna, like let's go to Catalina for a day. A day. Like a day trip. Like which is basically half a day.

[Esther]

I didn't know.

[Jenna]

I'm not kidding you. Like like six duffel bags of food snacks. She has like some type of like food insecurity.

[Kyla]

Yes.

[Jenna]

Clothing insecurity. Survival insecurity.

[Esther]

Clothing. No insecurity. This is all I brought for clothes.

[Kalila]

But I was like, no.

[Jenna]

Like Catalina has like hotels and places to shower.

[Esther]

Yono Sabia.

[Jenna]

Well, I told.

[Esther]

I know. But you know, even if I had known, I would have brought the same amount.

[Kyla]

That's kind of where I don't know whose side I'm on. Like I'm right in the middle.

[Jenna]

Because you think we're gonna get cast away.

[Kyla]

Yeah. I would want to be over prepared but I also might not extra bathing suit be able to be. I might not have this the survival skills to be so over prepared. But I'd wish I was.

[Jenna]

The overpack for travel on the road.

[Esther]

Doesn'T even pack like underwear.

[Kyla]

Yes, I do. I pack. I always pack a few extra days worth of underwear. Everyone knows that trick. It's small.

[Jenna]

Small.

[Kyla]

It fits, it's easy. But you know, in case your discharge gets a little crazy in the afternoon and you gotta swap out.

[Jenna]

Oh, you guys on side A, side B. Losers.

[Kyla]

Okay, wait, I had this.

[Esther]

It'll get crusty.

[Jenna]

So what's crust on the outside? Loser.

[Kyla]

I used to do that.

[Jenna]

I don't do that.

[Kyla]

Oh, oh, well.

[Jenna]

Okay.

[Kyla]

Shout out to our golden slug, Brandon Kyla. We have a Patreon.

[Jenna]

We do have a Patreon.

[Kyla]

We have a spanking brand new video.

[Jenna]

It's a juicy. Well, everything on there is juicy.

[Kyla]

Juicy. I know. We love our Patreon because we get to be ourselves and connect with the listeners a little more better. We'll see you guys at the link below. Don't forget to check out the hater tier. You guys. I finally announced my tour, the pretty little Baby tour. And you can get tickets at pretty littlebaby tour.com. i'm coming to Madison, Wisconsin, Denver, Seattle, Olympia, Washington, Portland, New York, Philadelphia, Boston and more. You can check out the links. Get tickets at pretty littlebaby tour.com. i can't wait to see you guys.

[Esther]

Elsa brought this for the beach.

[Jenna]

Oh hell yeah, EB. You know, that really is a lifesaver though.

[Esther]

So bad right now.

[Kyla]

There's no way you smell as bad as me. I haven't showered in so long.

[Esther]

I won't Say, I just showered this morning, and I showered last night. But you know that I smell very similar to you. If I don't put deodorant on, what's that?

[Jenna]

Like a rotten. No, I don't think either of you guys smell rotten. You smell like human body.

[Kyla]

I don't.

[Esther]

Oh, yeah, yeah. True. Okay.

[Elsa]

Garlic. Garlicky.

[Jenna]

Like cumin?

[Kyla]

Yeah, human garlic.

[Jenna]

Human.

[Kyla]

Human or human cumin?

[Jenna]

Cumin.

[Kyla]

No, people smell like cumin.

[Jenna]

You guys do.

[Esther]

They do.

[Kyla]

No, no, Jenna.

[Jenna]

Neither of you guys smell like human.

[Esther]

I should say that I smell exactly like Esther when I don't have deodorant on.

[Kyla]

Okay, Obsessed with me.

[Jenna]

What do you think it is? Is it just the same, like, chemistry? Apocrine gland secretion, I don't know, similar bacteria? Because you guys have been friends forever. It's just like when.

[Esther]

Oh, my God, it's so bad.

[Kyla]

Wait, you know what's crazy? Okay.

[Esther]

Does no one have my deodorant? No, Jenna, I'm really late. I've been looking for my deodorant.

[Kyla]

Jenna thinks it's weird that I have a Kleenex box in every room in my house.

[Jenna]

That is weird.

[Esther]

It's. I've never bought Kleenex once in my life.

[Kyla]

That's.

[Jenna]

I. That's weird. Like, that's so adult.

[Esther]

It's.

[Elsa]

To have it everywhere because I. I just need to wipe my hands or wipe my phone.

[Esther]

It's like, oh, you next? Yeah, that's what a rag is for. Maybe even a paper towel.

[Elsa]

No, because I need to spray like. Like, sanitize.

[Jenna]

You guys don't know that she's a germaphobe. Hardcore.

[Esther]

Yeah, me too.

[Kyla]

Do you guys not need to blow your nose, like, four times a day?

[Jenna]

I do that over the sink or in the shower.

[Kyla]

What do you mean?

[Jenna]

I don't.

[Kyla]

Just loose.

[Jenna]

I. Yeah, like, in the shower, I do a big blow. I take out all the crunchies.

[Esther]

Esther just. I don't even think she has stuff to blow. I think she just thinks it's cool to, like, use the Kleenex all the time.

[Jenna]

What are you talking. You are very, like, old man coated, like, you know, leaky. And I have a leaky nose. And I have allergies.

[Esther]

Where?

[Jenna]

What is it? I have allergies, but I still don't think that you should have a Kleenex in every room.

[Esther]

Soft. It is.

[Jenna]

Oh, a gift. Truly a gift.

[Esther]

Except I got it.

[Kyla]

Did you steal that off a dead man?

[Jenna]

Well, I do need to know the story, because I don't like bringing bad juju. Into my home.

[Esther]

It was not a dead man, but it was at an estate sale.

[Jenna]

Okay. This is why I don't go to estate sales, by the way. I truly think that you can bring home like a bad spirit by buying the wrong thing. Please tell me about the shirt.

[Esther]

Basically it was a friend of a friend and he was like, hey, I'm selling his stuff and that's like fell.

[Kyla]

Off the back of a truck. But I actually just.

[Esther]

No, I went to the house. I went to the house. So I.

[Jenna]

Okay. What's concerning to me. Okay. Is thank you for the provenance. What's concerning to me is a young person deceased. Because this is not.

[Esther]

He wasn't young, though.

[Jenna]

This is a unique glow.

[Esther]

I know, but that's like Uniqlo from 17 years ago.

[Kyla]

Yeah, it looks like an old man shirt. Because when my grandpa died, I feel like that's all there was of him.

[Jenna]

Was shirts that look like that from Uniqlo.

[Kyla]

No, they weren't Uniqlo. That is sketchy.

[Jenna]

Okay, so what I will do is I did buy a detergent to wash off lead. Do you guys think that if there is a bad spirit in this, I can wash it off?

[Esther]

Yeah, but I would do like moon water, put it under the moon.

[Kyla]

Oh, my God. What?

[Esther]

You're talking about bad spirits now? I bring up the moon and suddenly that's psycho.

[Kyla]

What's moon water? Tell me what moon water is.

[Esther]

Water that you charge under the moon. It's real. It's science. It's not like woo woo. And what does it do?

[Elsa]

Because the tides, it's full moon right now too.

[Jenna]

So charge this shit.

[Esther]

It's been in my house for three months, so I feel like the bad.

[Jenna]

Spirits would have already jumped on you.

[Esther]

Yeah, they're on me.

[Jenna]

I can smell them.

[Esther]

I have an accidental haircut to reveal.

[Kyla]

What do you mean?

[Jenna]

What happened?

[Kyla]

You trimmed your nipple hair.

[Esther]

No, never. I'll keep it. Usually when I get a hair. I've been getting my hair cut from the same person for five years. She's wonderful, Ashley. She always says, jenna, I'm not going to go that short because then you don't like it. And this last time I just did a hand motion. Like here she goes. So above the shoulder. I said, yeah. She said, but. But here. I said, yeah. And then it was shorter than I.

[Kyla]

What's the reveal? Because we, you know, we could see your hair right now. Okay.

[Esther]

But we go, it's bad, guys.

[Kyla]

When did you do it?

[Esther]

Like four days ago.

[Kyla]

So I've seen it it doesn't look.

[Esther]

Like you've seen it. They've not seen it.

[Jenna]

What is this, man?

[Esther]

I'm sick of your lying look.

[Jenna]

Listen, do I think it's the best you've ever had?

[Esther]

I'm gonna put my hair in a salad dryer strainer thing.

[Jenna]

I don't hate the length, though.

[Esther]

Yeah, Yeah, I. Good night.

[Elsa]

There's some angles that you look like.

[Jenna]

A little boy, but the front angle, she likes that. That's a complimen girl. Yeah. Young boy.

[Esther]

Yeah, like, it turns you. Oh, wait. Young.

[Jenna]

I made a real. A crucial mistake yesterday. It's like, I don't know that. I had to call Jules. Aloha. My sister. I was on the road, and I asked Siri to call my sister, and then. But my phone was in my purse, and so Siri called a number, and I'll say the name, but you just have to bleep it out. Siri, can you call my sister? And Siri goes calling when I tell you. I nearly swerved and killed 10 people on the freeway. This is a guy I've been dodging for 15 years. This is a.

[Esther]

You have to say cancel. Cancel. Canceled now. You know, for the future, really, because it's happening.

[Jenna]

Because I was, like, doing this, trying to grab my phone. This is a person who is such an annoying pip squeak. Like, I accidentally rebound hooked up with him when I was, like, 21, and he's been just always, like, in my messages being like, hey, like, this is still your number. And a couple weeks ago, he did one of those. He was like, hey, is this still your number 21? And I never reply. And I accidentally called him yesterday.

[Kyla]

That's amazing. That's a win for him. Honestly, I'm happy for him.

[Jenna]

I know.

[Esther]

But you know what? Even though you didn't say his name, I bet you he's watching this, and he is now gonna know we're gonna bleep it.

[Kyla]

Do you think it rained?

[Jenna]

But even if I hope not, I think I was fast enough. Like, I smashed my. My purse. Because I was like, it's somewhere in my purse. So I just, like, smashed my purse like this, hoping that, like, somehow it ended the call.

[Kyla]

That's. You know what? You know what I was thinking about randomly this morning on my way here?

[Esther]

Me.

[Kyla]

Yeah, you. And also that when I was in, like, an early 20s relationship and he broke up with me, I realized, like, that was back at this time, and I don't know if it's still like this at all, but, like, where people were really active on Twitter. And so, like, girls would tweet at my ex and he would fave them. And, like, through that, I could see I could, like, figure out who he fave, like. Like, I could figure out who he was, like, talking to, you know? And I literally went and hung out with two of the girls.

[Jenna]

Love this.

[Kyla]

I be friends and hung out with them. I forgot about. I, like, blacked it out. It's like, spin a life, you know, the last. Like, since I moved to la, it's been like a life. And so there's, like, little things that will pop. I'm just like, wow, Yeah, I did that. And then there's even a girl from that same relationship where I had, like, suspicions about her because they work together. And I had messaged her and I forgot. Right year cut to, years later, I'm taking a ballet class. The ballet teacher goes afterwards. She's like, I think I know you. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I do comedy. She's like, I think you messaged me on Facebook about hooking up with your ex.

[Esther]

You know what's so crazy is that I know you're telling the truth.

[Kyla]

Thank you. And I was just like, oh, I was so humiliated. Like, of all places, my sacred ballet class, like, for that to happen. And I was like, I can't go back to this class anymore. But she was so nice about it and wasn't weird at all. But obviously, like, how are you supposed to feel in that moment? It just. I was like, this is. Can't work.

[Jenna]

But I feel like you win in all of those situations because it's like, the idea is, like, you're so unpredictable and unhinged. Like, no one can figure out your next steps. This is kind of out of the Bobby playbook, because when we first started dating, he found all of my exes and followed them on Instagram.

[Kyla]

He did not.

[Jenna]

He did. To this day, I don't know necessarily, like, what that. What that does, but it. There's a jostling there that happens, and I do think it makes him King Dick or not.

[Kyla]

I. I don't know. Bobby's. That's. Wow. To be so. I mean, because I feel like. Because he. I was not like, a public person at that time, I feel like for him to do that is like. I don't know. I guess we're the same. I guess I'm Bobby, too.

[Jenna]

Yeah. A little psychopath.

[Kalila]

What did the. What did it say? The note to her? Was it, like, accusatory? Or was it like.

[Kyla]

No, I wasn't I don't think I was mean. I don't remember what I said. I wish I should, like, look. Go back and look at the archives. But I think I maybe said something like, I think you might be, like, talking to him and, like, he's my boyfriend, just so you know, like, something like that.

[Esther]

But you were never mean, and that's the most.

[Kyla]

No, I was never mean. I'm. I'm not. I was never mean to any of these people that I befriended.

[Jenna]

I have recipient of one of those, for sure.

[Esther]

Oh, for sure.

[Jenna]

And the message was a lot more aggressive, almost like, why are you my man? Type? And literally, it was just like, a. An acquaintance. And I think she probably sent this to a lot of women. But I. Instead of just, like, giving her grace and being like, you know what? He's probably doing some, and it's making her mad. I, like, attacked back, and I'm like, who the do you think you're talking to? And I just went off on her.

[Kyla]

I feel like I would do that.

[Jenna]

Too, because it was so rude to me. And I'm like, how dare you? Number one. Like, he's ugly. Like, I would never. And I just felt, like, so offended by it. But what I should have done was put two and two together and been like, he's probably a douchebag. He's probably cheating on her. He's probably driven. Driven her up a wall. And this is her just, like, going scorched earth. And I should have just been like, oh, damn, I feel sorry for her. But, no, I had to be a cunt.

[Esther]

But you were young.

[Jenna]

I was. Yeah.

[Kalila]

And you attacked.

[Kyla]

When you're attacked, it's like you kind of. It's fair game to bite back a little.

[Jenna]

That's true.

[Kalila]

I was texted you guys about this fact that I feel like when I'm more stressed, my Bo gets worse.

[Kyla]

Well, that makes sense.

[Esther]

Yeah. 100. It's different. You have, like, adrenaline.

[Jenna]

It's hormone anxiety. Smell is one of the most, like, putrid scents ever, because you only really have, like, apocrine glands, and those are, like, the stinky sweat glands in your armpit and in your pubic area and.

[Kalila]

Embarrassing.

[Kyla]

Yeah, it's so embarrassing to have a pubic area.

[Kalila]

No, it's so embarrassing that it smells when I'm anxious. Like, no, people don't need to know that.

[Jenna]

That's so normal, Stella.

[Esther]

Oh, yeah.

[Jenna]

Gym sweat is scentless for me.

[Esther]

Yes.

[Jenna]

But if I'm a little. If I have even, like, a one single nervous thought in my head, I'm disgusting.

[Esther]

It's true. I could go on a hike and be dripping sweat. No smell. Except wake up in the morning and be nervous about something or anxious or even slightly stressed. Yeah, stinky.

[Kyla]

I don't understand how you literally can't sit there in function if you don't have deodorant on.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

And I can go an amount of days that if I said it would have to be bleeped without washing. And I'm sitting here chilling.

[Esther]

Yeah. You know, it's like a sensory thing. You know, my sense of smell is so strong.

[Kyla]

So is mine.

[Esther]

Well, not certain about that.

[Kyla]

It is like, a little OCD of you.

[Esther]

It's a distraction. It's like I physically cannot focus because I. I keep smelling like this. Just poop. It's like poop to me. Yeah, just poop in my armpits.

[Kyla]

Would you have that?

[Esther]

You're not autistic, Esther, so you don't get it.

[Jenna]

I think that there's a reason why I shower three times a day. That's not an exaggeration. I. If I'm in a bad mood, I probably need to brush my teeth, shower, or do some, like, cleansing thing, because I cannot. I can't even stand a smell of scalp.

[Esther]

Yeah. I was gonna say, if Kalila can even smell her scalp, my scalp, she's.

[Jenna]

She's anyone.

[Esther]

It's over for her.

[Jenna]

If I walk into an elevator, say, for instance, this is one of my. Like, no one's in the elevator. I. There's a lingering smell of scalp. I will have a bad day.

[Esther]

She's always been like that scalp.

[Kyla]

Do you have that?

[Elsa]

Not scalp, but I see.

[Esther]

I know y' all get me right now.

[Elsa]

Breath. I hate it so much, and I'm so insecure. So I need to brush my teeth, like, all the time.

[Kyla]

I actually kind of relate to that one more. Even though I do often have bad breath. But, like, if I. You know what mine is, I cannot function if I eat a sweet and I can't brush my teeth right after. Like, I have to rush home and brush my teeth if I'm out and have a sweet. Like, the lingering of, like, a sugary thing in my mouth.

[Jenna]

It's like.

[Esther]

It's also, like, a sensory thing for me. It's two.

[Jenna]

Two foods. Chicken and butter. If I get the smell of old butter around my mouth, I love it.

[Kyla]

Old butter smells like new butter.

[Esther]

Yummy.

[Kyla]

Old butter smells change.

[Jenna]

No, I'm telling you, it smells like straight up shit.

[Esther]

You know what's bad is beans smell when you have beans and they go.

[Kyla]

Afterwards, who goes like that?

[Jenna]

Me.

[Esther]

To see if I can smell it or not. And where the smell is coming from.

[Elsa]

I do that too.

[Kyla]

Wait, why are you. Why can't you do that? So good.

[Esther]

Oh, my God. Why can't you do that?

[Kyla]

Can you guys do it?

[Jenna]

I can't. I have paralysis.

[Kyla]

I have paralysis.

[Esther]

You can probably still do it better than her.

[Jenna]

Please don't make me.

[Kalila]

Oh, that was so mean.

[Esther]

That was so cute. It was still better than hers.

[Kyla]

What Up?

[Esther]

Up.

[Kyla]

Is it it?

[Jenna]

Ew.

[Kyla]

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

[Esther]

I can suck my lips into my nostrils.

[Kyla]

What? Are our faces that different?

[Esther]

Look at her. Why do you keep your mouth open.

[Kyla]

When you do it?

[Esther]

Why do you need.

[Kyla]

Why do you need to.

[Esther]

Why do you need to do this? That's what I do.

[Kyla]

I didn't love it. No. And you're scrunching your nose.

[Jenna]

Okay, now try. Do. Do me a favor. Eat something buttery right now.

[Esther]

Oh, I got something buttery. Butter pancake with lots of butter.

[Jenna]

Let it dry around that area and then sniff it after.

[Kyla]

Wait, you do not have a pancake.

[Esther]

Yes, I do. I brought pancakes. Oh, yeah. I did too. Ube pancakes.

[Kyla]

You made it.

[Esther]

I got. I got more than one.

[Jenna]

I didn't bring pancakes. I brought aloha. Made me bacon, sausage, and sweet potato.

[Esther]

Yes.

[Jenna]

And rice.

[Kyla]

Wow. Two kinds of meats.

[Jenna]

Yeah. I'm a pig.

[Kyla]

Is that really necessary?

[Esther]

There's a lot of butter in this.

[Jenna]

Is it really?

[Kyla]

Ube, did you make it this morning?

[Esther]

Yesterday.

[Kalila]

Do you bring pancakes to the cake or to the beach? Is that.

[Esther]

Oh, I bring everything to the beach. I bring rotisserie chicken, cucumbers, grapes.

[Jenna]

We didn't even let the audience know this is a beach theme.

[Kyla]

I know.

[Jenna]

Guys, welcome to our beach party.

[Kyla]

Welcome to the beach. I'm wearing my sweatpants as always.

[Jenna]

This is actually how you're dressed? Is how I roll up to the beach?

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

You look like a legitimate beach person.

[Kyla]

Really?

[Jenna]

Like this? Yeah.

[Esther]

I don't.

[Kyla]

With the eyeglasses.

[Jenna]

I'm wearing a towel with the flannel and the sweatpants. Like, you look like me rolling up to the beach.

[Kyla]

Okay.

[Esther]

Yeah, because it's like you could do it on a regular day. For me, it's like we're changing our entire outfit. Everything. We're wearing a towel.

[Kyla]

Are you naked under there?

[Esther]

No, I have shorts.

[Jenna]

I knew you.

[Kyla]

So your top is naked.

[Esther]

No. Oh, no. I have a bathing suit.

[Jenna]

Yeah. So cute.

[Kalila]

I've never seen Esther spoobs before.

[Kyla]

This is new on this podcast.

[Jenna]

Before they've been on it.

[Kyla]

Once in a blue moon.

[Esther]

It's definitely not common. And I wasn't gonna say anything.

[Kyla]

I actually. No, not. It's like, two. I feel like I'm gonna get arrested.

[Kalila]

No, I was gonna compliment you and say your boobs are great.

[Kyla]

Thank you.

[Esther]

Bring them back out. Mine are in, so you've got to be out.

[Kyla]

Bring yours out.

[Esther]

Mine are always out.

[Kyla]

Why are the Filipinos hiding their boobs?

[Jenna]

Because mine are, like, obnoxiously big.

[Kyla]

Show that girl.

[Esther]

Let me suck on them. What?

[Jenna]

If you insist. Wait, I don't want to show my belly, though. Because it's like, so.

[Esther]

See, that's why you got to do something like this. So you can just do this or like this.

[Jenna]

Whatever.

[Esther]

Here, put the towel up.

[Jenna]

Towel up. But you guys, reminds my tits.

[Esther]

Oh, my God, they're so good. What's that bra?

[Jenna]

Skims.

[Esther]

It's like, skims. Oh, my God.

[Jenna]

Aren't they so big and juicy and. See all, like, the side tits right here?

[Kyla]

Oh, my God. They look fake.

[Jenna]

I know.

[Esther]

That's exactly. I was gonna say they look like when you had fake tits, except better.

[Jenna]

Thank you.

[Esther]

Like, they look like they have jiggle.

[Jenna]

They have plenty jiggle. Plenty.

[Kyla]

How do you keep your boobies intact when you go in the water?

[Jenna]

You wear anything neoprene or. I don't wear, like, bikini top hops like that I had. They have to be, like, sportier.

[Kyla]

Okay.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Elsa]

So cute.

[Jenna]

That's so cute.

[Esther]

It looks really good on you.

[Jenna]

I love rap.

[Esther]

Have you ever been to the beach?

[Kyla]

No, I don't think so.

[Jenna]

I saw once. You did, and you wore jeans and, like, tennis shoes. Yeah, right?

[Esther]

Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't actually think I've ever seen you at the beach.

[Kyla]

No, I, I. The water is cold.

[Jenna]

You're not wrong. I am a huge ocean person. And I'll be the first to say, like, sand is annoying.

[Kyla]

Sand can be fun, though.

[Esther]

Okay. When I was so ass backwards, I.

[Kyla]

Love to be buried in the sand, I would ask strangers, will you bury me in the sand? Like, that was my favorite. Will you guys do it?

[Esther]

Esther's like that scary child that says things that, like, make no sense. And you're like, I like turtles. Bury me in the sand.

[Jenna]

Yes, I will bury you in the sand.

[Kyla]

That would be really fun.

[Esther]

Face first.

[Jenna]

We will not be digging you out afterwards.

[Esther]

She didn't want to be dug out.

[Kyla]

Did you guys see that? Britney Spears said that she adopted a baby Girl, Yes. People are speculating that it's a doll.

[Jenna]

It's a real doll.

[Esther]

Oh, no.

[Kyla]

And you guys know that's been my plan is to. When I get old and go crazy, I'm gonna just have a doll and tell everyone it's a real baby.

[Esther]

So you see, there's Methods stole it from you.

[Kyla]

She's doing the plan.

[Jenna]

What is that one show on Apple? It was a M. Night Shyamalan one.

[Kyla]

Oh, I just watched one of his movies, Trap.

[Jenna]

I've never seen that one.

[Kyla]

It's so not good. But I sat through the whole thing.

[Jenna]

Isn't it incredible how he can have such big hits and such, like, flops? Yeah, but his spectrum is really incredible.

[Kyla]

Okay, well, what are his hits? 6 cents signs.

[Jenna]

Unbreakable, the Village.

[Kyla]

I never saw Unbreakable. The Village, I feel like was. I actually did really like it, but I feel like it was received not well.

[Jenna]

Maybe the great one was the Visit.

[Kyla]

I never saw that. Oh, so I've never even heard of that.

[Jenna]

The Visit is so good. Please watch.

[Kyla]

Okay, and then what are the flops like, the one where they're on lady in the Water. Okay.

[Jenna]

The Happening. The one in the beach. Did he do that James McAvoy one? The split personality one.

[Kalila]

That one was good.

[Jenna]

Yeah, that one was a good one.

[Kyla]

Oh, he's done a lot. It's interesting how this. I feel like, to me, the Sixth Sense is like, the one, and then, like, none of them are up there.

[Jenna]

Did you watch it for the first time over the weekend?

[Esther]

Does Sixth Sense?

[Elsa]

Yeah, Sixth Sense.

[Kyla]

And wait, you just watched him?

[Elsa]

Yeah, Tito Bobby made me watch it.

[Kyla]

That's crazy.

[Esther]

That's so interesting that that just happened.

[Kyla]

Me and Tito Bobby really are aligned. We're linked.

[Esther]

Oh, in many ways.

[Kalila]

Did you know the ending?

[Elsa]

I kind of saw something on Tik Tok, but I thought it was the kid that died. And then when I was watching it, oh, it was the guy.

[Esther]

I don't even remember what happened in that movie. But it was good as.

[Kyla]

It's funny because Bobby is obsessed with that movie. Because when we were in our movie and Haley Joel Osment was in it, he was like. He called me before. Was like, I'm so nervous to meet him. He's an incredible actor. I was like, bobby, it's gonna be fine.

[Esther]

Like, oh, my God, that's really cute.

[Kyla]

It was. It was really sweet.

[Esther]

Because anyone else, I feel like he wouldn't even care about or notice.

[Jenna]

I know, but there is one scene that him and I don't Agree on with Signs. Signs is like, one of our favorite M. Night movies. And it's the dog.

[Elsa]

I know. I told him, like, they deserve to die because.

[Jenna]

Yeah, after the scene of the dog where they didn't bring the family dog in and it was out in the field tied up. That's so I was almost rooting for the aliens at that point. I forgot, like, kill them all.

[Kyla]

That would destroy me. When I first saw Twister in theaters with my dad and a dog got swept away in the first five minutes, I was like, we have to leave the theater.

[Jenna]

So basically, any show mov that has, like, unjust animal killing, I'm out. I think it was one of the seasons of Narcos where one of the first episodes, someone killed his cat. And there was no. It wasn't like, a John Wick, like, retaliation. I'm like, you're not going to, like, kill the whole city, like, because they killed your cat type. I'm out.

[Kyla]

Oh, my God. Did you ever watch Chernobyl? I did the episode where he goes around shooting dogs.

[Jenna]

The worst. The worst.

[Kyla]

Why do that to humanity? Like, why make us like, that is the worst thing on. On film or TV ever.

[Jenna]

Oh, that was such a great show, though.

[Kyla]

I know. It was really good.

[Esther]

Okay, you know what? I cannot stop watching Love Island, Georgia and Ginny.

[Kyla]

First of all, it's called Ginny and Georgia.

[Esther]

And Esther hasn't seen it, and I have. Wait, is it really?

[Kyla]

Yeah, it's Jenny and Georgia.

[Jenna]

Shows like that, too.

[Kyla]

I've never seen my friends in it. And she, like, blew up from it.

[Esther]

Bri, first off, Netflix kept telling me, like, watch this. Watch this show. And I'm like, it's not for me. I don't want to see that shit. And then I'm. I'm clinically addicted. Like, I think about it when I go to sleep. I've. I dream about it.

[Kyla]

How is it that good, really?

[Esther]

Well, I don't know that it is.

[Jenna]

It's not that good. But I do understand where you're coming from, because a show that was similar, like, kind of schmaltzy kind of those shows, I was obsessed. Watch every single season of Nashville. Oh, yeah, it is kind of like that.

[Esther]

But there's also, like, a Gilmore Girls aspect to this show that I really, really. Yeah, that it makes me feel, like, nostalgic. And also they put in really, really important elements for people to see in tv. Like, one of the dads is just deaf, and so everyone in the family and they don't, like, make a Meal of it and queer relationships and the main girl being black and having, like, microaggressions against her. Like, they show racism in ways that are not, like, just kkk. So I'm obsessed with it on many levels, but I don't know why.

[Kyla]

Do you know what? I also rewatched All Weekend. I can't believe that. This is, like, our movie podcast now. All of the Scream movies.

[Jenna]

Really?

[Kyla]

You guys, let me tell you.

[Esther]

When did you do that? Because I was with you all weekend.

[Kyla]

While I was with you secretly. If there is anything that brings me joy, that brings me, like, just comfort, it is the Scream movies. They are so well done.

[Jenna]

They are good.

[Kyla]

They're so fucking good. And I didn't realize that I had never seen 5 and 6 because they're so much more new.

[Esther]

This is so funny.

[Jenna]

I never. I stopped, I think, after, like, three.

[Kyla]

That's what I usually do, is I usually go one through three, because that's like the 90s, you know, the original trilogy. No, don't stop there. Because think about it. Like, the first three are, like, the 90s.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

Then the next ones, like, there's one in 2011, but then, like, these newest ones are 2022, 2024. Like, that's so recent. It's so recent. It's so far away from the originals, but they're really good.

[Jenna]

Okay, noted.

[Kyla]

I mean, it's a Scream movie, but, you know, I'm in Georgia Love Island.

[Jenna]

I'm catching up. I know the finale was out. Did you watch?

[Elsa]

No, but I saw Hoda and Chris. It didn't.

[Jenna]

Okay, well, don't tell me anything.

[Esther]

I don't know anything about that.

[Jenna]

We should. Yeah. Can we do the 90s one, though?

[Kyla]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Jenna]

Okay.

[Kyla]

But we have to follow the rules where it's like someone in the friend group is the killer.

[Jenna]

Okay.

[Kyla]

Okay.

[Esther]

Okay.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

It's gonna be easy.

[Kalila]

So can you talk about your fitness journey? I saw.

[Esther]

Ew.

[Kyla]

That's so embarrassing.

[Jenna]

That's so embarrassing.

[Esther]

That's so cool, actually, because the one most important thing that any of us can do is build muscle so that we're not getting injured and so that our health is extended.

[Jenna]

My fitness journey. So I've been one to ever share, like, my workouts or, like, whatever. Like, I was an athlete my whole life. I don't. I don't. I never post, like, my gym stuff. It's just always been, like, a part integrated into my daily life. So much so that I don't care to share it. Right. But I have been just so sedentary the last year, and I cannot believe, like, how up my body feels. Like my feet hurt. Like, they feel crunchy. When I wake up in the morning, like, I feel like my body is, like, caving in.

[Kyla]

Okay, skinny queen.

[Esther]

My bones are breaking and it's caving in.

[Jenna]

I've never felt so weak. And I'm, like, shocked by how weak I feel. And so I'm like, I want to document, like, my. My comeback. Only because it's like, this is. I'm in a bad place.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

I've never been so.

[Esther]

And it'll probably help give you accountability. Like, okay, you announced it. Now you have to stick to it.

[Jenna]

Can I say something? I always used to tell friends, never announce your first day back in the gym. Announce when you're three months in, and then post retro. Retroactively. Because it's like that first couple weeks is really like, we don't. I may never go back to the gym.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Yesterday was my first day, and today I'm already like, I quit. Like, I'm in so much pain.

[Kyla]

That's what I thought about Brooke Schofield. Remember when she was like, I'm gonna start my workout routine tomorrow. And I was like, loser. Yeah, right. Diet starts tomorrow. And then she fully, like, transformed her body into being a muscle machine. And now I'm scared of her. She looks so good.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

By the way, did you see? So our friend Brooke Schofield has been on the show. She got engaged. People are being so immature and, like, weird about it.

[Esther]

How does someone be immature about someone getting engaged?

[Kyla]

People are making, like, these videos where they're, like, acting like they know her full blown and are like, here's why this engagement is a mistake. And I'm like, you can't say that about someone else. You don't know.

[Jenna]

But they do. That's what the Internet has. Like, it's so weird. It's weird, guys. I.

[Esther]

It's.

[Jenna]

It's. It's weird and sad. And I love that she is very good at responding to these things. Like, better than I will ever be. Like, the way she, like, put it up as like a six part story on her Instagram of being like, this is where you guys are so fudged up. Like, I want to do that, but I don't even know where to start.

[Esther]

You know, because people made up so many things about you that it was.

[Kyla]

You don't know where to start.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

Yeah.

[Esther]

It's like I used to, like, pop back in the beginning and being like, like, I'm actually here and I've been around, so I actually know that that's false. And then it was like, damn, y' all are just making up stuff that literally there's no grounds.

[Jenna]

No.

[Esther]

For. Of. For truth.

[Jenna]

You know what I should have done is each of those fires, I should have like, attacked back as it was happening. Like, she does, and I think she does a good job of doing that. And I have, like, regrets of being.

[Esther]

A full time job. Kila.

[Kyla]

I don't know. Because then people hate on her for being like. Like, oh, why are you responding? It's like, you can't win.

[Esther]

Yeah. The only way you can win is like, just keep living your life and knowing that people are going to keep making up because they have no life.

[Kyla]

Wait, Jules, have you been seeing the Brook stuff?

[Elsa]

I have, but then it's like, it doesn't matter. It's. It's her personal thing. Like, it's just so stupid that people who are like, in. Want to be influencers want to say something about it when it's like, what are you doing?

[Kyla]

I was thinking about it like this. Like, Kila gets engaged and the three of us are like, you're making a huge mistake. Don't. Like, you can't do that to someone even if you know them.

[Esther]

That's true. Even if you did know the truth.

[Kyla]

It'S like a wildly, outrageously rude way to behave online.

[Esther]

Like, not even being like, hey, can we meet for lunch? Like, I love you so much and I just want to discuss, like, I don't think that this is the best on the Internet. Not even to the person. It's weird.

[Jenna]

I wouldn't even go as far as to be like, hey, I think you're making a mistake. I would just let people live.

[Esther]

Yeah. Like, but I'm saying if you have to say something, if you must, like, there's a fully other way to say it.

[Kalila]

Exactly.

[Jenna]

If you're like, hey, he has a criminal record, I think you're, you know, he might kill you in your sleep. Like that's warranted.

[Esther]

It's just so weird.

[Kalila]

I also don't understand why people are attacking her. And it's like, it's about him. But why is that her.

[Jenna]

Her problem?

[Esther]

Because she's a woman.

[Kalila]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, why are we attacking the woman? This is nothing to do with her. And why are we being mean to her about another person's actions?

[Jenna]

Why?

[Kalila]

It just doesn't make any sense.

[Jenna]

But the sad part about all is like, we know why. We know why the woman is getting attacked. We know why she has to pay the price for a rumor about her fiance. That's probably untrue. We know why. But there's no recourse. There's no solving. This is the system that we live in. It's sadly like, you accept and make peace with it, or you. You know, you write it dawn. But it's like writing a dawn will cost you. You're, like, at your mental health. So it's like, you know, pick your battles.

[Kyla]

No, wait, that's the other thing, because, okay, then I. Then I'll see people online that are like, why is she responding? Like, can't she just enjoy her engagement? It's like, what do you guys want? Like, you people, we're all real people. Like, I'd love to tell those people. Like, I'd love to see them in a position where they're in this career and people are constantly talking about you. Like, you. It's not that easy to just, like, turn a blind eye to what, like, the community thinks of you and, like, makes up about you or hates about you. Like, it really isn't that simple. Just if you're, like, living in a nice house to, like, close the door. Like, no.

[Jenna]

The shittiest argument, too, is like, well, you're a public figure. You signed up for this. It's like, no. No one signs up to be daily entertainment someone.

[Esther]

You signed up to have a career. You didn't sign up to, like, be in the newspaper.

[Kyla]

Newspaper? What the. Is the newspaper like that?

[Esther]

Like, the periodicals, like, the original, like, People magazine of people making stuff up about someone. Now it's like, on the Internet, people don't even have to be a reporter. They can just create news about people. Are you wearing a life jacket? Yeah, I just got that.

[Kyla]

Did you own that previously?

[Esther]

No.

[Kalila]

Does it look like fashion, though?

[Jenna]

Yeah, you know, Jenna, but I don't know, for, like, years, Strictly would wear, like. Like, highlighter, like, bright rash guards and.

[Esther]

Motorcycle pants, like, with the pads in them. Like, motocross baseball pants, like, little boys baseball pants that I would get, like, at the thrift store.

[Jenna]

You would wear bowling shoes, cleats.

[Esther]

Cleats. Oh, my God. I wore these golf cleats, like, for a long time.

[Jenna]

It's, like, clacking around.

[Esther]

I don't know. I would see it and be like, that's cool. And it's like, no, it's not.

[Kalila]

I have a trivia game that I is about the ocean.

[Esther]

And because Kalila Won.

[Jenna]

I think he's gonna win. I may not.

[Kyla]

Oh, she's gotta pretend.

[Jenna]

You're setting me up for failure. I hate you guys.

[Kalila]

Jules and Palila up, because I feel like Jules, you know a lot about the ocean.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Elsa]

Atikala is still gonna win, though.

[Esther]

Yeah. It could be her against the three of us.

[Jenna]

And encyclopedia.com, i haven't eaten my six sausages. My brain is not fueled.

[Kalila]

And then we have a fun little element.

[Esther]

Is that a papaya?

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Oh, that's not the right one.

[Kyla]

Yeah, it's not Hawaiian.

[Kalila]

Oh, right.

[Esther]

It's not ripe.

[Kyla]

That's very sad, because it's not a Hawaiian one. Right?

[Jenna]

You know? Yeah.

[Kyla]

Yeah. My dad is very strict about Hawaiian papayas.

[Esther]

What? What is this kind?

[Jenna]

Yeah, the Mexican papayas are good. They're just a lot, like, stronger smelling. But, yeah, the Filipino Hawaiian papayas are.

[Esther]

It's not right.

[Kyla]

Sorry.

[Jenna]

Yeah, get it right next time.

[Kalila]

I was thinking about constipation because Heather McMahon said that Papayas helped last.

[Kyla]

So I'm really constipated right now. Are you?

[Elsa]

I pooped yesterday, but not today.

[Jenna]

Wait, have you pooped us there?

[Kyla]

Not yet, no.

[Esther]

Oh, yeah, it's bad.

[Jenna]

My God, it's bad because I'm counting and it's past the week.

[Esther]

I told her I would put my finger in her butthole, but she.

[Kyla]

Dave, got mad.

[Jenna]

Wait, I can't. I can. I do know how to digitally dis. Impact how?

[Esther]

What are you telling. It's a real thing.

[Jenna]

It's something you do with patients who have had spinal injuries and they've lost their reflex to poop. So you kind of just have to, like, dig it out. And I'm happy to. Well, I'll glove up. I'll lube. I'll get it out.

[Kyla]

She has nicer fingers than you.

[Esther]

Yeah, she does.

[Jenna]

And look, they're hyper flexible.

[Esther]

Oh, my God. I have that, too. Is that what that is?

[Jenna]

I think it's, like, hyper mobile. Some type of autoimmune thing. Eds, it's called.

[Esther]

That's how I tore my hamstring off the bone.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kyla]

Have you ever put your finger in Jules's butt?

[Jenna]

Not in Jules's butt.

[Esther]

Not in her butt, but.

[Jenna]

What? But I would. But many butts. Butts don't scare me.

[Kyla]

What about Bobby?

[Jenna]

I think so, yeah. He will deny. He's like, I've never had anything up there. I'm like, shut up. Shut up. You're just scared to like it. But, yeah, happy to. Just let me know when I'll pencil You?

[Esther]

Yeah, like, it's not weird to do, like, shit like that. When I was at.

[Kyla]

Most would disagree.

[Esther]

No, because I know Kalila doesn't think it's weird either.

[Jenna]

I don't think so, but it's not.

[Kyla]

A good person to.

[Esther]

When I was at their house, I just very casually and normally I didn't make it weird. I was just like, yeah, I'll just. I could put my finger in your butt to help you. And Dave was like, okay, no one's putting anyone's fingers in anyone's butt. And I was like, we don't have to make this weird. It's just like a medical thing.

[Jenna]

It is a medical thing, but you already know what you can use, and I still have a stash of it, which is the fleet suppository.

[Esther]

Oh, she's been using them.

[Jenna]

Oh, you need my fingers then. Let me get in there.

[Esther]

She got like six of them in her bathroom.

[Jenna]

All used because Jules used that one time the best.

[Kyla]

The. Like the glycerin in.

[Elsa]

Yeah. And you just put it in.

[Kyla]

No, I'm something.

[Esther]

Are you leaving it in?

[Kyla]

What do you mean?

[Esther]

Or are you just, like, putting it in and then trying to poop it out?

[Jenna]

Yeah, no, you got to leave it in.

[Esther]

You have to let it, like, sit for a little so the glycerin can.

[Jenna]

Absorb into your vessels.

[Kyla]

Oh, really?

[Jenna]

What I can do is put it up your butt and just hold my finger there for a couple minutes until the comes out.

[Kyla]

I feel like this doesn't slide out is going on too long.

[Esther]

I feel like your constipation is going on too long.

[Kyla]

That too, too.

[Esther]

So, Kaden.

[Brandon]

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[Kalila]

We can do. I guess a cat. Be the three of you against Kalila.

[Kyla]

Okay, that's so up.

[Kalila]

If you know the answer, you lift up the fruit, so you have to.

[Esther]

Be the one holding it or you gotta pass it along to someone else. Yeah, if they know it.

[Kalila]

If they know it, you're gonna throw.

[Jenna]

So you have to steal it.

[Esther]

How about you hold up your banana?

[Jenna]

I ate mine.

[Kyla]

How about just your hand? Does that work?

[Kalila]

Yeah, I'm trying to make it tropical.

[Jenna]

Oh, I'll lift up my dolphin, you lift up your papaya, you lift up your rooster, and you lift up your hand.

[Kalila]

All right, are we ready?

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

I don't know anything except for saltwater.

[Kalila]

Okay, so it's pop culture. It's fun.

[Esther]

I don't know any pop culture.

[Jenna]

I don't know anything.

[Esther]

You literally know everything.

[Kyla]

You literally know everything. To put Jenna on Kila's team.

[Esther]

Basically.

[Jenna]

She doesn't need you.

[Kyla]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

She doesn't think you're going to contribute at all.

[Esther]

Have me just take a nap right now.

[Jenna]

All right, Jenna, you and me then.

[Esther]

Okay. Hello.

[Kalila]

Here we go. What does Hang 10 mean?

[Kyla]

Oh, Kalila.

[Esther]

I know.

[Jenna]

10 toes to the top of a longboard. Yes.

[Elsa]

I should have known that.

[Jenna]

You should have known that.

[Kalila]

What 2000 movie starred Delilah?

[Esther]

I know it.

[Jenna]

Blue crowd.

[Esther]

Blue crowd.

[Kyla]

Yep. Yes.

[Jenna]

See? See? She got it.

[Esther]

That's the only thing I know is blue crush so easy because Michelle Rodriguez does that thing where she goes. I'm not mad. I'm not mad.

[Kalila]

Which beach city is home to the iconic muscle beach Esther Venice? That's right. I got your on the board.

[Esther]

We gotta be faster with our arms.

[Kalila]

What causes ocean tide heads?

[Jenna]

Oh, Jenna, come on.

[Esther]

The moon. Can you say a little gravitational pull?

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Esther]

From the moon?

[Jenna]

Yes.

[Esther]

Yeah, There we go.

[Jenna]

Moon coming back.

[Esther]

Everybody talking about the moon ain't the moon is actually.

[Jenna]

It's very three.

[Kyla]

Yeah, Jules, I know he went to college.

[Kalila]

I'll try. What do surfers jewelry? Gnarly.

[Jenna]

Oh, I'll let her answer. I want her to Try to answer this.

[Elsa]

Gnarly. Is it like, cool, big.

[Jenna]

Keep going.

[Kyla]

Cool, big.

[Elsa]

Oh, that's nice.

[Kyla]

Ooh, gnarly.

[Jenna]

Yeah, I think that's correct. Gnarly is like 10 different things.

[Kalila]

Impressive.

[Jenna]

Good. Yeah, yeah.

[Esther]

It's like, cool, bruh. Gnarly. Shred the gnarly.

[Kalila]

This is another surf one. What's a kook in surf slang?

[Elsa]

Beginner.

[Kalila]

That's right.

[Esther]

I think Kalila won that.

[Kalila]

What are baby turtles called?

[Jenna]

Wait, what? Baby turtles.

[Esther]

I can't believe I don't know this. Tortuguitas.

[Jenna]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Baby turtles.

[Kyla]

Tortillas. Why start laughing so funny.

[Esther]

He's so literally stupid.

[Jenna]

Esther, please give her the point. For that.

[Kyla]

She gets a point.

[Kalila]

Correct answer is hatchlings.

[Esther]

Oh, that's right.

[Jenna]

No, it's tortillas. Please give her three points for that.

[Esther]

You're saying that because you hear me calling torto.

[Kyla]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Oh, my God.

[Kalila]

What song starts with Aruba? Jamaica Beach Boys.

[Esther]

That's not the song.

[Kyla]

I said.

[Jenna]

I said run the tape back.

[Esther]

No, you said beach. No, no.

[Jenna]

Right after I said Beach Boys. Kokomo, run the tapes back. I swear to God on my life. Beach Boys in the edits. You will absolutely see it. Give me that point Key.

[Esther]

Largo, Montego, Bahama. You don't even know any of them. Pretty mama. I knew three.

[Kalila]

What is the most common type of shark seen? Near Shores?

[Jenna]

Oh, near shores. I'm gonna take a guess. In what area? Hawaii. California. No, just generally, like, reef sharks with, like, a white. Like. Because in California, in the. Closer to the shore, you'll see, like, the horn sharks. The.

[Kalila]

It's a color.

[Esther]

I don't think it's white.

[Jenna]

Great.

[Esther]

No, it's not big ones.

[Elsa]

It's a color.

[Jenna]

It's a color.

[Esther]

It's gray.

[Jenna]

Gray, not blue.

[Kalila]

What's the opposite of white?

[Jenna]

Black sharks.

[Kalila]

Black tail tip.

[Jenna]

Yeah. Those are reef sharks. Yeah, reef sharks. Black tip, white.

[Kyla]

No one gets that one.

[Jenna]

No, I get that. That they're. They're reef sharks.

[Esther]

Black tip, white tip, tip of the penis.

[Jenna]

You can't out shark me.

[Kalila]

If someone says, dude, that wave was totally glassy, what do they mean.

[Jenna]

Glassy?

[Esther]

Oh, my God.

[Jenna]

Glassy basically means there's absolutely no chop, no wind, no nothing. It's like a perfect clear. It's. Yeah, like. No, like. Like, glassy ocean means, like, the wind is down. There's no current, there's no chop. Is that.

[Kalila]

That's right.

[Kyla]

Why are you so, like, anxious when you're saying it?

[Jenna]

I'm mad about The.

[Esther]

We're in. We're in, like, game mode. Everything's changing.

[Jenna]

You already know that. Like, after we have any of these games, like, I go home and I flog myself. I beat myself up for every answer I missed. You don't think I'm gonna beat myself up for hatchlings.

[Kalila]

What country is widely considered the birthplace of modern surfing?

[Jenna]

Country?

[Kyla]

Australia. That's not a country. Fuck.

[Jenna]

It is.

[Esther]

It is.

[Jenna]

Australia is.

[Kyla]

It's not here.

[Jenna]

The United States. Yes, because of Duke in Hawaii. Yeah.

[Kalila]

What sea creature is known for being able to. To regenerate its limbs?

[Elsa]

Octopus.

[Kalila]

No. Wow.

[Jenna]

It's not.

[Elsa]

It's not an octopus.

[Jenna]

Like, cephalopods.

[Esther]

Anemones.

[Kyla]

Why do you have a chicken?

[Jenna]

Because they're racist. Because Filipinos are known for fighting crabs.

[Esther]

Like, we got them in wine. I can just start naming.

[Kyla]

Okay.

[Kalila]

It's starfish.

[Esther]

Oh, my God.

[Kalila]

Okay, we only have a couple more here. Which famous musician was a competitive surfer in his youth?

[Jenna]

Jack Johnson.

[Kalila]

Yes. Okay, this is the last one for all the points. What does stoked mean in surfer slang?

[Jenna]

Go ahead.

[Esther]

Oh, in surfer slang?

[Jenna]

Yeah, stoked.

[Esther]

Like, excited.

[Jenna]

Yeah, you're stoked. The stoke is like the thrill.

[Esther]

Stoke man.

[Kalila]

Correct. Okay, so the winner is. Kalila. And we have a papaya for you.

[Esther]

You know, you believed in me.

[Jenna]

I did.

[Kyla]

No, she did.

[Jenna]

She actually had a lot of. Guess what? She didn't say tortillas.

[Esther]

And guess what I did say. Blue Crush.

[Elsa]

Oh, my God.

[Jenna]

That papaya is so big.

[Esther]

Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness.

[Jenna]

This is what I win.

[Esther]

Wait, I'm confused. Am I not a part of the winning team?

[Jenna]

You are.

[Kalila]

Take the other papaya.

[Jenna]

Yeah, you can take. Actually, can I have that papaya instead?

[Esther]

Yeah, you can have whatever you want.

[Kalila]

Nice job, Kila.

[Jenna]

Yeah, thank you.

[Esther]

Why is everyone just saying, nice job, Kila? I feel very confused about this.

[Kalila]

You did get a lot of them.

[Esther]

Were we both not on the same team?

[Kalila]

Technically.

[Esther]

Technically. Literally. And actually in all ways, we were on the same team.

[Kyla]

Do you guys think that men should be allowed to wear flip flops and tank tops in the summer?

[Elsa]

Only in the summer.

[Esther]

They shouldn't be allowed anywhere.

[Jenna]

Sensitive topic for me. Why sensitive topic? I. I date a Hawaiian man.

[Esther]

I mean, he wears all year round.

[Jenna]

For me, when I see people wear flip flops with anything in Hawaii, it's completely okay. And I don't get the ick. If I see him wearing in California, in the city, I get the ick.

[Esther]

Oh, you're right.

[Jenna]

So it's very, like, conditional, but in general, my answer is, I don't like it.

[Esther]

That's so interesting you say that. Because you're right. Like, my friend Jun, he was born and raised in Hawaii and. Sorry, Hawaii. And when he wears, like, flip flops all year round. Flip flops and shorts. Shorts. And it looks normal to me. Yeah, but if someone else wears that attire here, I'm like, you're a dirty frat boy.

[Jenna]

What is it?

[Esther]

I don't know.

[Jenna]

What is the association with wearing flip flops in California? Because, I mean, it makes sense. We have the beaches. But there's something that doesn't sit well.

[Kyla]

With me because we're like, in a city, and it's like you're driving in your car and you're like, hiking or walking into Air1. Like, it's just not appropriate to be showing them toes off.

[Esther]

But even if Jin wears them here, it seems appropriate to me because it's.

[Kyla]

Just like, it's also not safe to me. Like, you ever, like, show up to a job, they're like, no open toed shoes. Only closed toed shoes like that. I'm like, okay, so I. Why would I ever wear open toed shoes? Like, it's just, like, dangerous. It's not the ocean. A man can't save you in flip flops. He's got to be ready to run.

[Kalila]

What about slides? Slides.

[Jenna]

Slides are so sloppy. To me, they're even worse. And the reason that I disagree whether he can't save you was because one time I went hiking with a boy in Hawaii again. And I was like, hey, don't you want to put on hiking shoes? Because we're going to be slipping and sliding. And he's like, no, that's crazy. And he's wore flip flops. And I wore. I'm not kidding you. Like, like the extra supportive hiking boots that come up, like, way past my ankle. And guess who ate 10 times? And guess who didn't eat? I was a disaster.

[Esther]

I did that one time in Hawaii. I decided to not wear shoes on the hike. It was so insane. I could not walk for two days. And we were flying out that day, went with R and one of our other friends who lived there. And he wasn't wearing shoes on the highway bike. But he lives there, and his feet have gotten used to. He doesn't ever wear shoes. And I was like, yo, me too, bro. And I was like, I'm good. I'm gonna wear my shoes. And I was like, I got it. Because then I'll. I'll grip more. Not only Were my feet destroyed? My bones felt like I couldn't walk for four or five days afterwards. I was like limping and I gave yourself fasciitis and. Yeah, and it felt like I couldn't finish the high hike.

[Kyla]

See, I won't even go to. If I am at the beach, I won't take my sneakers off. Like, I don't like.

[Jenna]

Esther, that is like the most sacrilegious that's ever flown out of your mouth. That The. The sensory, like. Yeah, the. The sensory nightmare that is sand going inside your shoes and just hot.

[Kyla]

No, my feet need to have their protective ear on them at all times. Even when I'm at home, I have house sneakers. Like, I don't walk around without sneakers on. I don't know. My feet are too fragile. It's like going. It's not.

[Esther]

Not.

[Kyla]

I don't know. I don't want to be exposed to the elements. Also, sand can get hot.

[Esther]

You know what? That's probably why you walk like this. Because your feet, like never touch the ground and the earth and so they don't. Your feet probably. Your toes probably don't move inside your shoes.

[Jenna]

You don't know what your feet actually feel like on earth, maybe.

[Kalila]

Do you wear sneakers when you shower?

[Kyla]

I don't shower.

[Esther]

She doesn't shower.

[Jenna]

So when we're burying you in the.

[Esther]

Bath, you just put your legs out.

[Jenna]

So when we're at the beach and we're burying you under the sand, your shoes have to stay under the sand.

[Kyla]

On. I will take them off if I'm just staying seated.

[Esther]

And you take your socks off too, right?

[Kyla]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Okay. Cuz nothing worse than just socks and sand.

[Jenna]

You a wild man? Jesus.

[Esther]

Tortilla.

[Kalila]

I was just wondering because I find tank tops on a man really awful.

[Kyla]

I do too.

[Kalila]

Any. Any type.

[Kyla]

Can you imagine spaghetti strap on a guy?

[Jenna]

That's almost better than.

[Esther]

I would be into it, probably.

[Jenna]

Yeah. Again, it's so conditional for me.

[Esther]

Yeah. Because your man can wear anything and it just seems like normal and it makes sense.

[Jenna]

Yeah. Because I feel like he's just not a guy that tries ever.

[Esther]

Correct.

[Jenna]

And he just does everything out of like, function, utility. Yeah, yeah. Necessity. He's never like, oh, what do you think about it? Like, he's just. If a guy is like trying and he wears a tank top, it's. Nick. Yes, agreed.

[Kalila]

Or it has like a little saying on it or something like.

[Esther]

Hold on, a saying. No one. No one, one should be wearing things with sayings on them anymore.

[Jenna]

Makes people happy.

[Kyla]

Like, for instance, like excuse me, because I used to do it from the girl who has a T shirt that said I have pad thai.

[Esther]

This is true. I had one that said I heart pad Thai.

[Kyla]

That was the Urban outfitters, like early 2000s era where they had all the little like.

[Esther]

And I had one that said, you say tomato, I say you. By the way, these are all when I was 14 years old.

[Kalila]

I'm Idaho, Utah was also another one.

[Esther]

I had one that had a person with their head literally lodged up their ass that I had made. It was like your problems obvious.

[Jenna]

So there's this place in the Philippines that was like the T shirt shop that everyone thought would. They would buy like their humorous T shirts like that, like FBI Female body Inspector. Like that kind of gross. Like there was one growing up that like is seared into my brain and everyone thought it was so funny back then. I look back at now and I'm like, how a like everyone in town ward basically said avoid rape. Say yes. I'm not kidding. If anyone can find that T shirt like this existed, it was sold at the mall. People thought this, this was just like silly humor.

[Esther]

And this is why people be like, we can't say anything anymore. It's like, yeah, because you shouldn't have been saying anything to begin with. Yeah, there needed to be this like pendulum swing all the way into like. Like you can't say anything so that it can come back to like what you should have only been allowed to say. Cuz that's, that's, that's it. That's incorrect.

[Jenna]

And there I was. But we would look at my uncle being like, that's so funny.

[Esther]

You're wearing that shirt. But that's what's so up about is because when society and like when men run the narrative, we go like, oh yeah, that, that makes sense. Like the type of shit that my guy friends would say to me and I'd be like, so anyway, I guess people should be able to wear sayings with words. Shirts with words.

[Jenna]

I love is iconic though.

[Kyla]

I want it so bad. I've been trying to find it on ebay.

[Elsa]

Like a millennial thing. The shirts with sayings.

[Esther]

Yeah, I think so.

[Kyla]

I had the Urban Outfitters one getting lucky in Kentucky cuz Paris Hilton was wearing it. So I bought it.

[Esther]

I had the like everyone loves Jewish girls or something.

[Jenna]

Committed to holding the papaya like this for the whole episode.

[Esther]

You've been holding it like that for like 37. Both.

[Jenna]

It's helping me kind of like, you.

[Esther]

Know when you're tired and you like this? Feels comfortable. I have that thing in my eye. Did you know for the last six weeks I've had C central serous retinopathy?

[Jenna]

What's happening?

[Esther]

The blood vessel is leaking under my right eye.

[Jenna]

Oh, no.

[Esther]

And so my vision is all like.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

So when I go like this, like, lines seem curved when they're not. Not.

[Jenna]

And what did they do for that?

[Esther]

They're like, we have to wait three months to see if it takes care of itself. And if it doesn't, then there's like two options, but it's super risky.

[Jenna]

Oh, that sucks.

[Esther]

So if anyone. I'm looking at all the cameras. If anyone has had this and they've done the treatments, tell me, please help me.

[Jenna]

Is the year just been kind of terrible for everyone?

[Esther]

No. I felt like mine was actually finally, finally I was coming out of like a two and a half year horrific phase. And I was like, man, really feel like myself again.

[Kyla]

Your clock is just off from the rest of us.

[Esther]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jenna]

Because, I mean, my sister, she has a lot of like a slew of like autoimmune stuff, but she. She just started getting really intense, like ticks. Like Parkinsonian. Like, it almost looks like she has Parkinson's. And it just started happening like when the fires happen and then from the stress. But I feel so terrible. She looks like she has, like a motor disorder. And it's like, man, is everyone just, like falling apart?

[Esther]

It's so sad. I know they said this is from stress and I actually don't think it is because I got a lash lift on the same day and a couple of hours later this happened.

[Kyla]

Wait, really?

[Esther]

Really?

[Kyla]

Tell me that.

[Esther]

Yeah, in my gut this is what I believe to be true. And I've talked about with my therapist because I'm like, I've told three different doctors, I think it's from the lash lift and just want to make sure my nipples are. And they've all said like, nah. And it's like, just because you haven't done studies on this doesn't mean basically I got a lash lift. It's like the one thing that I do to feel like they have a moment where they. For 10 minutes, they put this like heated up beanbag on top of your eyes to let it set. And they put it in the microwave. This time she put it on and I've gone to the same place for like two years. And I was like, oh, my God, that's really, really hot this time. So she took it off and just went like that. She's like, hey, is it better? She put it back on. And me, I started having this monologue in my head going like, jenna, this is your medical anxiety. Nothing's gonna happen from hot on your eyes. Just sit here and deal with it. It's just heat. And I'm going, like, man, that's really uncomfortable. And I start to feel this, like, thing in my right eye that felt almost like a. Like there was something in it, like a scratch or something. And I go, oh, that's weird. And so I tried to lift it up a little bit, and then I just let it be. And when I left, everything looked kind of blurry, but it normally does when you leave. And so I didn't think anything of it. And then a couple of hours later, I walked inside, and I'm like, something's weird. And I go, oh, I must be getting aura. And I'm gonna get a migraine soon. So I go to sleep. I wake up the next day, and I'm like, oh, my God, it's still there. So I'm like, I need to figure out what this is. I open my left eye, everything looks normal. I open my right, and there's just this dark circle over everything, and I can't really read anything that's there, but I can still see it, like, through a screen. I freak out, but I have to go to Texas for work. And so I'm just like, now I'm stressed. But before that, no, I actually felt like, really, really finally myself this year for the first time in, like, three years.

[Jenna]

You can't second guess it if something is uncomfortable. But I'm like, you right? Like, so if I go to, like, a masseuse, and she's basically, like, causing me, like, a herniated, like, six herniated discs, Like, I won't say a thing.

[Kyla]

I know me.

[Jenna]

I'm like, break my body, and I'll tip you really well. Like, I will go to the ER for this, and I'll just take it. But we have to stop doing that. We had to stop. Like, you're just like, you know, I don't want that. I don't want the heat on my. And already. Because that eye has already caused you problems in your life. Like, I'm sorry. That sucks.

[Esther]

It sucks. And, like, no in the medical field believes that it's from that, which makes me nervous, because I feel like if it's from something different than you guys normally see, won't the treatment be different? Like, you have to listen to me in a different way. And they're All. And they're all just saying like, nah, not from that.

[Jenna]

I get that when I had breast implants and I started having like heart conditions and autoimmune stuff, every doctor was like, it's not that. It's not that. There's no literature. Just because there's no literature doesn't mean that.

[Esther]

And now there's so much.

[Jenna]

Oh, it's like, oh, everyone talks about breast implant illness when it's like I could give. Given you a whole. Like you were ill. Yeah. Meta analysis of just everything that went wrong with me. But. But you're right. I. I don't think that they should be very quick to dismiss like what could have triggered something like that.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Sorry, Jenna.

[Esther]

On that note, so if anyone has any suggestions. Yeah, what is it?

[Kyla]

Right in the comments.

[Esther]

Retinopathy.

[Jenna]

Jules, any parting words? Jules? Oh, you still have that black eye.

[Elsa]

I know. I got. I went surfing in Hawaii and I was just getting hit by so many cooks.

[Jenna]

It's cook versus cook out there.

[Kyla]

Yeah.

[Elsa]

So. And this one, I think there's just too much melanin. So it's just staying. It's permanent, I guess.

[Esther]

Let me see.

[Jenna]

I don't think so.

[Kyla]

No, because it's.

[Esther]

No, the melanin goes there to heal. But listen, I've had blackheads or pimples. It'll stay for about a year and a half and I have to put like a little silicone patch over it because that is going to continue to get darker if you're in the sun.

[Elsa]

Yeah.

[Esther]

It might take like a year. Something. Cuz you have skin similar to mine.

[Elsa]

Yeah, I don't mind it. It's fine.

[Kyla]

Okay, guys, thank you so much for listening. We love you. Have a wonderful beach day and we'll see you next week with a brand new episode. Sam.