Mer-Maxxing w/ Jaime Garcia, Rudy Jules & Isa

Summary

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Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn

Episode: "The Ebb and Flow" w/ Jaime Garcia, Rudy Jules & Issa

Release Date: March 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Trash Tuesday is an eclectic, family-style "underwater" hangout featuring co-hosts Khalyla Kuhn, Esther Povitsky (mostly absent in this one), special guests Jaime Garcia (comedian, family fave, self-proclaimed Little Mermaid), nieces Rudy Jules, and Issa. The vibe is breezy and personal as the group meanders through generational pop-culture crushes, messy family stories, cultural beefs, hair nostalgia, evolving body image, and the intricate reality of growing up inside tight-knit, sometimes criminal, always complicated families.

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Key Discussion Points

Childhood Nostalgia & Disney Debate

Timestamps: 01:20 – 05:13

• The group jumps in riffing about "man bodies," pop-culture crushes, and Jaime’s “Little Mermaid” persona.
• Disney favorites debated:
  • Jaime: Unexpectedly picks "Smart House," then "Toy Story."
  • Jules & Issa: Prefer the classics like "The Lion King" and "Mulan," launching into a digression about hot animated men and the confusing sexual tension in "Mulan."
• Memorable quote:
  • Jaime: "At a certain age you grow into your man body…30 is like the prime." (03:32)
• Discussion on queer-coded animation, female gaze on animated men, and the “Mulan” memes about General Shang’s sexuality.

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Celebrity Crushes & Generational Hotness

Timestamps: 05:35 – 06:56

• Pedro Pascal, Jacob Elordi, and the “newest crush”—Peter Claffy from the new “Game of Thrones” prequel.
• Quote:
  • "You guys are really dipping your toes into the white men this year." – Khalyla (00:15, 51:44)

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Family Members: Love, Thievery, and True Crime

Timestamps: 09:13 – 14:07

• Khalyla and Jaime trade stories about “evil but lovable” family members.
  • Khalyla’s “Ursula” aunt gave her a necklace, only to steal it back to pawn for mahjong gambling.
  • Jaime tells about his uncle who steals house keys and cars in Mexico; Bobby describes the family’s acceptance—even of a real murderer uncle.
• Quote:
  • "We know their crimes…but we all hang with him. You still hang with him, right?" – Khalyla (12:18)

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Dating, Jealousy, and Toxic Romance

Timestamps: 07:06 – 09:11

• Jaime talks about his girlfriend checking his phone, loving a little “toxica” energy, and moving on from his "Ursula" ex to his "first skinny girl."
• A cute story: Jaime’s jealous girlfriend jokingly scolds him for letting his niece brush his hair at a family party.
• Quote:
  • "If you let another girl brush your hair, I swear—" – Jaime recounting his girlfriend's playful jealousy (08:27)

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Asian-on-Asian Racism & Community Dynamics

Timestamps: 16:09 – 17:55

• The group unpacks a recent viral incident: A K-pop concert in Malaysia sparked online abuse when a Korean attendee called Southeast Asians "jungle monkeys."
• Khalyla and Jules share personal feelings of being “looked down on” as brown Southeast Asians in K-town.
• Quote:
  • "There's actually, like, extreme racism within Asian communities." – Khalyla (17:34)
  • "Even when I go to K-town, I still feel so low...I don't know, I just get intimidated by them." – Jules (17:55)

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Who Claims Whom? (Pop Stars & Ethnic Identity)

Timestamps: 27:00 – 28:54

• Playful but pointed debate about which communities get to “claim” pop stars of mixed descent—Bruno Mars, Olivia Rodrigo, Enrique Iglesias—all get bandied about as (part) Filipino.
• A fun history digression: Khalyla shares that Filipinos allegedly introduced alcohol fermentation processes to Mexico.

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Cultural Exchange & Food Wars

Timestamps: 28:54 – 31:31

• Lighthearted but competitive squabble about food and traditions—who invented street food on wheels? Is taho Filipino, Mexican, or Chinese in origin?
• Group samples Hawaiian snack “Kololo Crunch”; Jaime says he is “allergic” for comedic effect.

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The ICE Conversation, “Proximity to Whiteness,” and Politics

Timestamps: 33:53 – 36:59

• Discussion of Vinny from Jersey Shore's pro-ICE comments leads to a nuanced digression on immigrant communities supporting right-wing causes.
• Jaime points out how some Latinos join ICE or Border Patrol; Khalyla calls out MAGA Filipinos: "You can usually tell when there's, like, they have a boner for proximity to whiteness."
• Quote:
  • "It’s crazy… They would snatch your brown ass so fast without a second thought." – Khalyla (36:19)

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Dating ADHD, First Dates, and Social Media Nostalgia

Timestamps: 38:17 – 44:03

• Jaime confesses to being overstimulated on dates, hearing every conversation at once; Khalyla identifies with this as potential ADHD.
• The group riffs about old social media games: "date rate and hate," “To be honest” posts, hot-or-not culture, and revisits “13 Reasons Why.”
• Funny confusion about the word “salmon.”

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Growing Older, Peaking, and Body Image

Timestamps: 52:22 – 54:00

• Jaime predicts he’ll enter his “prime” at 35.
• Khalyla talks about feeling a “second peak” after pregnancy/nursing, and the desire to remain “hot,” joking about using hormones and referencing age milestones.
• Light riff on zodiac signs and not taking them seriously.

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Family Stories: Stealing, Siblings, and Clumsy Bonding

Timestamps: 56:01 – 59:42

• Jaime shares about stealing $500 from his sister for a longboard, leading to stories of injurious longboarding mishaps—bleeding nipples, campus wipeouts.
• Quote:
  • "Why would you steal $500? ...What’d you spend it on? ...A longboard." – Jaime (57:10)

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Haircuts, Jersey Shore & Pop Culture Hair Icons

Timestamps: 60:26 – End

• Hilarious, nostalgic breakdown of iconic haircuts: Alyssa Liu’s figure skating hair, the “Edgar” cut, Harry Styles’ “natural waves,” and Jersey Shore’s infamous poof and Pauly D’s gel helmet.
• K-Idol and white boy hair nostalgia vs. changing trends.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?" – Group breaks into "The Little Mermaid," with Jaime’s very unconfident singing. (03:02)
• "Do you let your girlfriend go through your phone?" – Khalyla introducing the ‘toxica’ segment (07:10)
• "My last ex, she was Ursula. She’s a Little Mermaid to me." – Jaime (09:13)
• "We claim them." – On Filipinos claiming any successful mixed Asian pop star (27:08)
• "Why are we offering men so much grace and they never offer it back to us?" – Khalyla on gendered double standards and balding (64:22)
• "You, like, alter our reality without realizing." – Khalyla calling out Jaime’s accidental gaslighting (57:26)
• "Are you still sober?" – Khalyla checking in on Jaime’s sobriety (15:59)
• "He’s not in prison … He served for 17 years. For murder. He murdered my other uncle." – Family true crime stories with a laugh (12:41)
• "Who invented bread on wheels?" – The ongoing Mexico-Philippines food wars (29:44)
• Nostalgic digression: "My favorite pictures to look at are from 2021… I think I’m going to get really hot in like my mid-40s." – Khalyla (53:00)

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• 01:20: Disney faves and the "man body" discussion
• 05:35: Crushes—Pedro Pascal, Jacob Elordi, Peter Claffy
• 09:13: Toxic family members & funny criminal relatives
• 16:09: Anti-SE Asian racism at Kpop concert/K-town
• 27:00: The “claiming” of celebrity ethnic backgrounds
• 33:53: ICE, politics, and “proximity to whiteness”
• 38:17: Jaime’s ADHD and date distractions
• 52:22: Body image, peak age, and female "second puberty"
• 56:01: Sibling stealing & longboarding wipeouts
• 60:26: Hair nostalgia: Alyssa Liu, Jersey Shore, white boy hairstyles

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Tone & Style

Conversational, irreverent, deeply personal but always self-aware. There’s no filter—topics jump from emotional family trauma to pop culture roasting to confessions about pettiness, all leavened by affectionate teasing. The group’s shared generational and immigrant experiences ground even the most absurd stories.

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Summary Takeaways

An energetic, chaotic, and intimate episode blending pop culture hot takes, messy family histories, generational trauma, and the irreverent, loving banter Trash Tuesday is known for. If you like stories fueled by self-deprecation, cross-cultural teasing, and sincere moments about healing, body image, and everything in between, this is a quintessential listen.

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Hosts: Khalyla Kuhn, Jaime Garcia, Rudy Jules, Issa
Best For: Fans who love a blend of humor, candid family stories, and unapologetic cultural commentary.

Transcript

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[Bobby Lee]

i gotta give it up to you guys. You're really dipping your toes into the white men this year.

[Jaime Garcia]

I mean, he's no Timothy Chimer, but

[Jules]

no Timothy right now is kind of

[Jaime Garcia]

not hot because he's growing into his man body.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he growing into his man body? What do you mean?

[Issa]

He's the same build he's always been in.

[Jaime Garcia]

At a certain age you grow into your man body like the man. Like 30. Because 30 is like the prime.

[Bobby Lee]

Now the man body or your man self?

[Jaime Garcia]

Like man body like

[Bobby Lee]

you guys on the Patreon today we're doing a wig snatching competition. If you haven't already joined our Patreon community, please do because this is one you will not want to miss. We have Jules in this, we have Jaime as our Little Mermaid. It's going to be a wild time. It's going to get aggressive, it's going to get violent, and someone's got to reign supreme and it's going to be

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

the all out gore.

[Bobby Lee]

So go to our Patreon now and we'll see you there. Oh, you guys. Welcome to an extra special episode. Look around you. We've got jellyfish, we've got starfish, we got Ariel in the flesh. Our Little Mermaid. We've got EB on the table. We've got Kulolo Crunch on the table. If you don't know what that is, you will in a second. You guys, EB is officially out in Sephora and welcome to this episode. We have our repeat favorite very funny theme on Tiger Belly Fat fish. Jaime Garcia, AKA Ariel Guy, AKA Our Little Mermaid.

[Jaime Garcia]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

We have my niece, our resident hates everyone and everything, Rudy, Jules. Today, since it's a family underwater episode, we. We have our favorite little mermaid from the Philippines, who's only here for a couple of weeks. My other niece, Issa.

[Jaime Garcia]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

What were you saying before we got started? Can I tell you guys one thing? Before Jaime comes in here to the studio and literally up front the first 10 minutes, he's just giving us all the hits, like off camera. And I'm like, save it. Save it for the pod. Save it for the pod. So go ahead. Now's your chance.

[Jaime Garcia]

Nothing, just. I just came from the sea.

[Jules]

Can you. Can you sing for us?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, I can sing. What do you want to sing?

[Jules]

Your song.

[Bobby Lee]

Your song.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's Been so many years. I grew legs and I. You know, I met Prince Charming.

[Bobby Lee]

Eric. His name's Eric.

[Jaime Garcia]

Eric with the big.

[Jules]

Your husband.

[Jaime Garcia]

He has a big. Who knew, right? What was my song go like? Can you repeat it? Sounds like the Twilight one.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, how about this? Remember? Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?

[Jaime Garcia]

Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?

[Bobby Lee]

Hold your dinglehopper. Look at this stuff. Collection's complete. Comment? Wouldn't you think? I'm the girl.

[Jaime Garcia]

What did you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Everything.

[Jaime Garcia]

I gotta hear this song, like, professionally, because.

[Bobby Lee]

How many times did you watch Little Mermaid as a kid?

[Jaime Garcia]

To be honest, once.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your favorite Disney movie?

[Jaime Garcia]

My favorite Disney movie right now is not right now.

[Bobby Lee]

As a kid.

[Jaime Garcia]

As a kid? A Smart House?

[Jules]

I've never heard of that.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Jaime Garcia]

You've never seen Smart House? You can't pull it up right from Disney.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you guys know about this?

[Jules]

No.

[Jaime Garcia]

Smart House. It's a real movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I'm sure it is. What is it about?

[Jaime Garcia]

It's about the dad. He moved into a new house. This one Smart House. And that lady, she's in, like, she controls the house, but then she becomes real.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she's not. It's not even an animated one.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, you want animated? Animated. Animated. What's the name mean? The Animated Movie. I watch it constantly. Come on, tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Lion King.

[Jaime Garcia]

Lion King.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Comedian the Beast.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. Toy Story.

[Jules]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Jaime Garcia]

Toy Story is the original.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's your.

[Issa]

The Lion King.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I know yours.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, up.

[Issa]

What's yours?

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you laughing?

[Jaime Garcia]

Typical, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Mulan is the best.

[Jaime Garcia]

I haven't seen Mulana ever.

[Issa]

That's so.

[Jules]

You've never seen it?

[Bobby Lee]

But that was the first time where we were like, oh, my God, the hottest Asian man is on screen. It just sucks that he's, like, animated. I wanted him to be so real.

[Jaime Garcia]

Which guy?

[Issa]

Shane?

[Jules]

The General.

[Jaime Garcia]

The General with the mustache?

[Jules]

No, no, the good guy. I realized he is gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he gay?

[Jules]

He liked Mulan when he.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're right.

[Jules]

Those memes, they're like.

[Issa]

He got so mad because he wasn't a femboy. He turned out to be a real girl.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Jules]

And she. Yeah, he got mad for it.

[Bobby Lee]

That is a little bit confusing that he fell in love with Mulan when she was Ping.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And Ping was supposed to be a soldier and a boy.

[Issa]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

But then what was his reaction? I don't remember. When he found out that Mulan. That Ping was Actually, Mulan, he was so.

[Jules]

He was mad because he. He just saw her boobs and then.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

He was just like, what the.

[Bobby Lee]

And his went down.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jules]

So. But that's still hot that he likes guys.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, like Pedro Pascal.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm seeing that. I just saw all the pictures and my God, he's even hotter than me now. You know why? It's because we can never have him.

[Jules]

He's so hot.

[Jaime Garcia]

He's gay.

[Jules]

I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

That's hot as Pedro Pascal. Like, is he in your top 10? Yeah.

[Issa]

No, I think he's cute. But you know who we've been crushing on lately?

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. Let's talk about this.

[Jaime Garcia]

We've been crushing on Peter. Wait, wait. Jacob.

[Jules]

No, no.

[Issa]

You didn't even like the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

What did you think about their chemistry?

[Jules]

There was no chemistry at all. I didn't feel it.

[Issa]

I didn't even, like, picture them in the same movie. They felt like there were two different, like, movies.

[Jules]

Both of them were so hot, but them together.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you watch it, Hyman?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, but I can tell Jacob. Every time I see Jacob on screen, it reminds me of Nate from. I don't think he can act. I don't know. I can't act, but.

[Bobby Lee]

So you. You don't think Jacob Bilardi is a good actor?

[Jaime Garcia]

I seen Priscilla last night.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't seen that.

[Jaime Garcia]

You haven't seen it?

[Bobby Lee]

Is that the Elvis one?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. I didn't know this, but she was like, 15 and he was, like, 24.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

And they were like, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And she had a baby when she was that age.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, he was acting, but I didn't. I didn't feel like he was Elvis. It was just like, Nate from T4. I didn't see me. I was like, this is how old are you?

[Bobby Lee]

But then that kind of, like, is a testament to how well he did he played Nate. That Nate is so seared into your brain that he can't be anything else.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't see him as, I don't know, the next James Bond.

[Bobby Lee]

You brought up something off camera that I want to talk about, which is you let people go through your phone.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't let people go through my phone.

[Jules]

Your girlfriend, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

This is not, like a red flag. I'm not, like, calling you out, but, like, in a relationship, you're like, here, have my phone. All good.

[Jules]

That's good.

[Jaime Garcia]

You do that too with your boyfriend? Like.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

When you had a boyfriend. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they ever call you out about anything? Do you delete stuff?

[Jaime Garcia]

Then there's nothing to. There's nothing to delete.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you smiling, Little Mermaid?

[Jaime Garcia]

Cuz she's laughing. I don't tell lies.

[Jules]

Oh, you.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, no, I don't delete stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't? And what is she checking?

[Jaime Garcia]

I mean, I delete messages like from like spam and stuff like that cuz it's pointless to have.

[Jules]

But is she checking constantly?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, no.

[Jules]

Why are you every day?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, I'm not with her every day, so.

[Bobby Lee]

And is she just like, hey, let me have your phone?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, we'll like watch tick tock videos.

[Jules]

Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

And then, and then I hope no messages pop up from like the past. Like, hey, how you been? You know, like, hey, when can I see you again? Last night was fun.

[Jules]

Is she like a jealous type?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that. Does. Does that like, turn you on when they're a little toxic?

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Toxica?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

He loves Toxica.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, I think it does.

[Bobby Lee]

You like when someone's like, no, you're my man. No one can have you.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Like my little niece, we're at the super bowl, like, party on my house, my mom's house. And my little niece, like, she does like little princess stuff and she's like, has like a fake, little fake brush from like the kids and she's brushing my hair. And then my girl, she like, she grabs me. She's like, if you let another girl brush your hair, I swear that's kind of crazy. She was playing though. It's. She's cute though.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Ah, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

She was playing. I was going to say super skinny.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, she's skinny. I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

And you guys are like getting serious.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's so cute. Congrats, Hyman.

[Jaime Garcia]

Thank you. I'm taking her serious this time, so.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so sweet.

[Jaime Garcia]

Cool. She's skinny, though. I like it. It's my first skinny girl. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, your first skinny girl?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. My last ex, she was Ursula.

[Bobby Lee]

Ursula from the Little.

[Jaime Garcia]

She's a Little Mermaid to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Ursula. Honestly, I didn't know this for the longest time, but she was King Triton's sister. Yeah, I had an auntie, rest in peace. But she literally embodied Ursula. Everything about her look, top to bottom and her insides was Ursula from the Little Mermaid. And she was one of those figures in our life that like, we really loved, but we knew she was like, really demented and toxic. But, you know, when you're a kid, you're like, you don't notice these things. She was so up that one time she came back from Hong Kong to the Philippines and she gifted me this gold necklace that was so beautiful. And I cried. I cried. I was like, this is my first real piece of jewelry. Everyone watched her, like, adorn my neck with this, like, one little teardrop gold necklace. And I was like, oh, my God. I'm. The next morning, I woke up and

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

the necklace was gone from my neck.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, oh, my God. I, like, cried the whole day. I was, like, looking for it. Did it get stuck? Snagged, you know? Did I lose it? While I was playing, she comes up to me and she's like, where's your necklace? And I was like, I think I lost it. And the whole week, she, like, stonewalled me, and she was like, you lost that necklace I got you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Years later, only to find out, my mom says that she. She had a gambling problem and that she actually took it back to them. She took it off my neck while I was sleeping, and she took it to the pawn shop to get the money to gamble mahjong. This is why I don't let you guys play manjong. But this is Ursula in the flesh, you guys. But still, when I think about her, I'm like, what a wretched lady. But she was so cool, too.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you remember her? Right?

[Jules]

She was really close with Issa. I wasn't really close with her.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

But I knew she was evil.

[Bobby Lee]

She was also fun.

[Jules]

She was fun. I just remember her wearing, like, all the time, like, really short, short shorts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Kuchi cut.

[Jules]

Yeah. And, like, skinny tops. And, like, she was really old, but still.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And she was like, you know, heavy up top, and she was just like, let it all hang out. And she. She was cool like that, but she was a. She was a mess. Do you have anyone in your family where you're like, that person is probably evil, But I love them.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. My uncle.

[Bobby Lee]

What does he do?

[Jaime Garcia]

He lives in Mexico. And when I was in Mexico like this these last couple months, my SD card went missing. And my cousin that lives out there, he's like. Yeah, he takes stuff. Like, he's. He stills from grandpa the house keys. Because my dad has a house out there, and he's always trying to get the house keys to stay in there, but we always hide the keys. But.

[Jules]

But you still love it.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. The reason why he's in Mexico is because he took a car out on my dad's name, and he took it. He just took off. So I'm like, I don't know if you still love him, but what's The Nick. We gave him a nickname that we don't talk to. Well, my dad doesn't talk to him. He's, like, the baby brother, so.

[Bobby Lee]

But you guys all still talk to him? Yeah, yeah. It's the same in our family, where it's like, we know their crimes. Like, you know, famously on this show, I talk about my, like, murdering uncle. My uncle who's a murderer. But, like, we all hang with him. You still hang with him, right?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

What? He's not in prison.

[Bobby Lee]

He served for 17 years.

[Jaime Garcia]

For murder.

[Bobby Lee]

For murder. He murdered my other uncle. And then he. When he came, you would think that 17 years that he's, like, reformed. Right?

[Jaime Garcia]

He's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, he comes out and he. He still threatens to go.

[Jules]

Still so scary.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the crazy thing? What's the craziest thing you've heard him say?

[Jules]

You hear him, like, when he's, like, really angry, he'll just like, oh, I'm going to chop off his, like, hand, like, because he's mad at him, and he's just, like, started starting saying, like, oh, I'm going to chop off his hands. I'm going to, like, I'm just gonna wait by the house, and I'm gonna wait for him, and I'm gonna jump him, and I'm. And then everyone just laughs.

[Jaime Garcia]

So it's gonna happen, right? Whose dad is it? Is it your dad?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, it's my mom's brother.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, okay.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

Your uncle. Your uncle.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Uncle Carlo.

[Bobby Lee]

He's been on Tiger Belly.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He was quickly on camera, and then he got a little too serious, and he was like, peace.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Was he right, My uncle?

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. He took my SD card. I'm pretty upset.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Because I had pictures of, like, the mountains that I took professionally.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

How's that going?

[Bobby Lee]

Your photography? I know you're, like, a legit photographer, but, like, now that you're a podcast star, like, have you put that to the side?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. People still hit me up for headshots. Like, today somebody offered me to shoot a family of four.

[Bobby Lee]

But you used to do, like, family portraits and stuff, too.

[Jaime Garcia]

Headshots. Family portraits.

[Bobby Lee]

Will you shoot me, Jules and Issa our family portrait?

[Jaime Garcia]

Like a family one?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

At the beach or like.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, at the beach.

[Jaime Garcia]

Or, like, white, all white. Easter.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do something.

[Jaime Garcia]

Cringe.

[Jules]

White, all white.

[Jaime Garcia]

Your generation. My girlfriend's 23. How old are you?

[Jules]

24.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

How old are you?

[Jaime Garcia]

29.

[Bobby Lee]

She told me after Bobby Special, when you guys went out to party, that you were on the prowl.

[Jules]

Oh, my God. All the women were just hitting on Jaime. It was crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

And what was he like? Jules, give me all the tea.

[Jules]

He was. He was just so confident, and he's like, oh, I'll. I'll buy them a drink. And I'm like, like, what?

[Jaime Garcia]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

She caught you? Because on Tiger Belly, you were like, I don't buy nobody drinks because we're. We're getting on his ass because we're trying to help him save money.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, okay. I didn't buy them drinks.

[Jules]

I don't know. You were saying that.

[Jaime Garcia]

I was in line, but I was not gonna buy them. Some guy, he was a fan of me. He was like, I'll buy the shots. I'm like, all right, cool, bro. So, like, I made them think, like, I bought the shots.

[Bobby Lee]

You took credit for his money?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Jules]

No, but the women out there that were hitting on them were so pretty, like, tens.

[Jaime Garcia]

And I was doing my Rick and

[Jules]

Morty impressions, and then they were just, like, giggling and laughing.

[Bobby Lee]

You sick bastard.

[Jaime Garcia]

What?

[Jules]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

That's this disgusting.

[Jaime Garcia]

What? My Rick and Morty impression?

[Jules]

No, no.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's doing anything with them. I was just talking. They were just laughing. Yeah.

[Jules]

So they were just, like, so amazed.

[Bobby Lee]

What is your impression of Jules out in the wild, Jaime?

[Jaime Garcia]

She's cool. She's very, like, closed.

[Jules]

I was still that video.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, we don't have the video.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

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[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, you're dancing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she was dancing. She opened up. You got loose. Oh, yeah. Kuo was there. But your impression of her in the wild, like, is she, like, approachable at all?

[Jaime Garcia]

If people recognize her, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But if not.

[Jaime Garcia]

Hi. I don't want to talk to you.

[Jules]

Yeah, because they had to force me to go out.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's fine. Just go dance. We can't. You can go out dancing and not drink, right? Yeah, it's more fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you still sober?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's awesome.

[Jaime Garcia]

I haven't broke.

[Bobby Lee]

Congrats. I like self.

[Jaime Garcia]

Self discipline. You should try it. There's no drinking. I think I. I think it's possible.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if you're caught up on this, Jaime, but there's some serious beef going on in the Asian community. Well, in Asia, there is a huge beef between Koreans versus. Well, for now, we'll say Filipinos, but it's basically Southeast Asia, which is, like, Filipino, Malaysian, Indonesian, Thai, like, the brown Asians versus, like, yeah, Asians. And you want to break it down, Jill, or. Yes, tell us. Tell us the.

[Issa]

How it started.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, how it started.

[Issa]

Basically, there Was this K pop concert. It was, like, in Malaysia, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Malaysia? Yeah.

[Issa]

And then they had this, like, rules that no one could bring, like, the big cameras, like, the big, big professional ones. And then there was this Korean guy that had the huge cameras, so there were a lot of people behind him that couldn't see. And so everyone was, like, telling him online. He was like, you can't do that. You're violating the rules. And then the only thing that he said to retaliate was to call us jungle monkeys.

[Jaime Garcia]

What? Zach. Zach. That's crazy junk.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever heard of that term before?

[Jaime Garcia]

I heard that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We use it on ourselves. Okay, but you can't use it on us.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm not going to call you guys that. But he called you that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it just happened. We've always known that certain types of Asians really look down at, like, Filipinos because we're browner or our economy is not first world like them. Blah, blah, blah. Now the world is catching on to the fact that there's actually, like, extreme racism within Asian communities.

[Jules]

I mean, even when I go to K town, I still feel like. Like, low. Like, I'm, like, so, like, shy. And, like, I get. I don't know. I just get intimidated by them. It's so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

What's happening?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Itchy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, it does get itchy.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know how people do.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

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[Jaime Garcia]

This doesn't fit me.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

You ever seen Captain Phillips?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Look at me. I'm the captain now.

[Bobby Lee]

Not quite. Try again.

[Jaime Garcia]

Jaime, look at me. No, look. Look at me.

[Bobby Lee]

Look.

[Jaime Garcia]

Look at me.

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[Jaime Garcia]

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[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Hey, Tom Hanks is on the list of.

[Bobby Lee]

Of what?

[Jaime Garcia]

The famous list.

[Bobby Lee]

No way. Yeah. What were they saying about him?

[Jaime Garcia]

That he's on the list.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you go to doj? Backslash.

[Jaime Garcia]

Talk about Woody, huh?

[Jules]

Oh, my.

[Jaime Garcia]

Woody. He's a cowboy.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you go to the rodeo ever?

[Jaime Garcia]

No. No. As much you like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that Pico Rivera one?

[Jules]

Yeah. I've never got.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, it's fun.

[Jaime Garcia]

You should go to Houston Rodeo.

[Jules]

You take me, then. Yeah, I really want to go.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'll take it.

[Bobby Lee]

He'll be just as lost as you, lady.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, I'll fit in. You want to go for him?

[Bobby Lee]

It's coming up, but you gotta dress up. You guys really have to, like, do it up. You can't just go in, like, one time. Jules. Can I tell you guys a really sad story? We were In Hawaii. One of your favorite places to be, Jaime.

[Jaime Garcia]

And it is.

[Bobby Lee]

And I got the girls. I couldn't go, but I got my whole family, like, tickets to this, to this concert. And I knew there were going to be a ton of really good looking people their age. So Issa got dressed up. I mean, like, she was in. In you. Are you my dress?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you my silk dress? She just looked amazing. You know what Jules wore all black like a fucking ninja. She wasn't even visible. It was an outdoor event in the dark.

[Jules]

Okay. I didn't know that there would be a picture of it, guys. I probably do.

[Bobby Lee]

When she walked out the door, I was like, are you sure? Are you sure? She's like, yeah, this is it.

[Jules]

I didn't know. I thought it would just be old people, so I didn't want to get. Get dressed up. And then I. We went there and I was like, oh, my God.

[Issa]

The entire group in front of us, they were all her age.

[Jules]

They would.

[Issa]

They couldn't see me because you're in black picture.

[Jules]

No, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll.

[Jules]

I'll dress up for Pico.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, Houston. Look up the Houston rodeo outfits.

[Jules]

Yeah, but then I also don't know how to dance. I've been seeing those.

[Bobby Lee]

The bachata.

[Jules]

Oh, oh.

[Bobby Lee]

The other. The more aggressive

[Jaime Garcia]

you when we're going to have guys swinging you.

[Jules]

I know, but then, like, you're in

[Bobby Lee]

between the leg and you're really wrapped up. Do you know how to dance, Jaime?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. You saw me dancing at the club.

[Jules]

That's a different kind of dance, though.

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[Jaime Garcia]

You've never met Aloha ye at the Bobby's party.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Bobby's party. Bowling.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's interesting. There was a video I seen this is. Is it Samoan?

[Bobby Lee]

Samoan?

[Jaime Garcia]

Samoan.

[Bobby Lee]

So yeah, some. You said Samoan.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, my bad. Samoan, Samoan, Samoan. That's what he is.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Samoa is a different country in Polynesia.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, so it's not Hawaii?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Hawaii, Samoa, Tahiti, like those are all

[Jaime Garcia]

different because there's a video of this lady, like she's yelling a scream out, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Vegas.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Lady. And they're in Vegas and I guess these dudes were like hassling her or something like that. And she just was like, she squared up and started like approaching them. And it's so funny because you know, this woman can take them all down.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, yeah, because she's, you know. Because the comments were like, oh, when she yelled that scream out, you're done. And they arrested her.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I just saw like the side commentary about it and it made me laugh because I'm like, she looked like she was gonna rip some heads off.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, like the lady in the office, the oval office when they were ripping them. You know what I'm talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

What? Explain. Explain.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, in the oval office where they're doing like what's. What they do up there in Washington

[Issa]

D.C. i know what you're talking, like

[Jaime Garcia]

the whole crowd like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Issa]

The, the haka.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's Maori.

[Jaime Garcia]

Maori. What is she?

[Bobby Lee]

She's Samoan and so Maori is from New Zealand.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's interesting. It's like on the bad bunny song Hawaii.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, you like that song? Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yes. We gotta watch out. Puerto Rico's gonna happen. When Hawaii happened.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, isn't it already? It's a U. S. Territory.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Sucks, man.

[Bobby Lee]

It sucks.

[Jaime Garcia]

Who's your bad bunny in Hawaii?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm trying to think.

[Jaime Garcia]

Jimmy Buffett.

[Bobby Lee]

Ew, that's so sad that you said that.

[Jaime Garcia]

You guys know what Jimmy Buffett is?

[Bobby Lee]

No, Wasting away again in Margaritaville generation, man.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Bruno Mars.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Bruno Mars is Hawaii. Yeah.

[Jules]

Yeah. But we claim him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but he claims Hawaii.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Hard.

[Jules]

No, we still claim.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Filipinos. But it's all a mix, right? Because we got a lot of Filipino. But isn't he also part Cuban Filipino, part Hawaiian. Yeah, he's a mix. Even if you're, like, 1 20th Filipino, we claim. You like Olivia Rodrigo.

[Issa]

Yeah, we claim her.

[Bobby Lee]

We claim her. Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Can't claim anybody.

[Bobby Lee]

We claim her.

[Jaime Garcia]

Filipino.

[Bobby Lee]

She claims us.

[Jaime Garcia]

You know what? You talk about Filipino, huh? She's Filipino.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I think she's, like, actually, like.

[Jaime Garcia]

I think I want to get DNA test, so I think I want to see what. What's inside of me right now. You could be Filipino a little bit, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Because there was the. The galleon that traveled from Manila to Mexico. And what happened is not to, like, gas us up even more, the Filipinos, but we introduced the craft of fermenting alcohols to Mexico. So your mezcal, your tequila, all of that. You should thank the Filipinos, because we have a fermentation process that makes tuba and lambanog, and we brought that knowledge to Mexico. Allegedly.

[Jaime Garcia]

Allegedly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Thank you guys for bringing.

[Bobby Lee]

So welcome. We're happy to.

[Jaime Garcia]

We gave you guys fl. Taho.

[Bobby Lee]

You gave us. No.

[Jules]

What?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, no flan. It looks like. Look, Tahoe. Russia's flan.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Tahoe is from Chinese. Flan is from the Spanish. We there. Those are colonizers.

[Jaime Garcia]

They look the same.

[Jules]

No, Tahoe and flan are street.

[Jaime Garcia]

Right?

[Issa]

Tahoe, soy toast with, like, the brown sugar sauce.

[Jaime Garcia]

Well, we gave you something.

[Bobby Lee]

You gave us a ton. Yeah, but you know who gave us a ton more? Spain, our colonizer.

[Jaime Garcia]

And in Mexico. Let me see. We gave you guys street vendors. We gave you the idea, oh, maybe we should take this on wheels.

[Bobby Lee]

You know? Can I tell you about the street vendors in the Philippines?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They're just not on wheels. They're on full on bicycles.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, that's still on wheels.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it's like, you know how usually the wheels is just a push cart? In the Philippines, the bakeries are.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Or on a motorcycle, but it's still on wheels.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so we might have taken your wheels idea for streets.

[Jaime Garcia]

Actually, Mexico had the. Like, a cart, like a little basket car with bread, and it's a bicycle.

[Bobby Lee]

We have that, too. You think you got it first?

[Jaime Garcia]

I think Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

Mexico is the best right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Sound off in the comments, guys, who came up with a. With a. With a bread on wheels.

[Jaime Garcia]

First Mexico. You have to say like that, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You can't say Tahoe because that's Lake Tahoe.

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[Bobby Lee]

Yes, it's a. It's a glottal stop. There's no K at the end.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's like. What is that thing I try in Hawaii? Moco Loco. We gave you.

[Bobby Lee]

Speaking of which, can I share you some treats with you guys? Aloha Made these. It's called Kololo Crunch.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. So basically it's made. Do you know what poi is?

[Jaime Garcia]

Poi fish?

[Bobby Lee]

No, poi. Poi is the plant.

[Jules]

Like, just try it.

[Jaime Garcia]

Not try it.

[Issa]

It's so yummy.

[Jaime Garcia]

What's inside, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so it's poi.

[Jaime Garcia]

Poi.

[Bobby Lee]

It's coconut milk. It's macad. Crushed macadamia topping. Has some cream cheese and more coconut stuff. Yeah.

[Jules]

Isn't he a picky eater?

[Bobby Lee]

He is a picky.

[Jaime Garcia]

Not anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Describe it. What's it like, Jaime?

[Jaime Garcia]

It stays sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you feel the crunch in the bottom of the macadamia nuts? Yeah. On the base.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm allergic to macadamia nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you really? It's okay. I have some.

[Jaime Garcia]

This is why I want to be an actor. You think I can act?

[Bobby Lee]

I think so.

[Jaime Garcia]

This is me having an allergic reaction.

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[Jaime Garcia]

Vinnie from Jersey Shore is getting backlash because he spoke about ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Jaime Garcia]

But in a positive way or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Jersey Shore star Vinnie criticizes ICE protesters. What's your stance on ice? Jaime?

[Jaime Garcia]

What's my stance on ice?

[Bobby Lee]

Watch what you say as you eat a food of a brown people. Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, this is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch your mouth when you talk about it.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's no baloo, right?

[Jules]

Have you tried balut?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Issa says you turn ballot French by calling it balu.

[Jaime Garcia]

She ate. She eats like a snack.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your stance on ice?

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. Ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Same.

[Jaime Garcia]

Same way to interact with one of them.

[Bobby Lee]

There are plenty around. Like, my sister was just in a restaurant in Pasadena. She said, like, 12, like, off duty. You could tell they were ICE just based on, like, the cars that were parked outside. And they came into this Mexican restaurant, bro, just, like, smug and full of their. And she was just like. Like, she's like, I want it so bad for them to, like, spit in their food or something.

[Jaime Garcia]

Lately I've been seeing, like. Like, Hispanics. Like, brown people become agents. I see people like that in public, like. Like, off duty. And I'm like, they have to be ICE agents. They look. They got the military haircut. They got the. What's that brand? They always. Cobalt or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Carhartt.

[Jaime Garcia]

They also Carhartt under Armour, and they have that military haircut and they're Hispanic. I'm like, bro, these are whitewashed.

[Bobby Lee]

You can usually tell when there's, like, they have a boner for proximity to whiteness. And that's. It's not just your community. It's Filipinos. Are you kidding me? It's so frustrating to meet a MAGA Filipino because it's like, you understand why that happened, but at the same time, you're like, bruh. Like, are you kidding me?

[Issa]

Like, and there's some of my mom's friends are maga. That's so crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

But they live in the Philippines.

[Issa]

Yeah. Like, you're not even part of it.

[Jaime Garcia]

You have no say. That's crazy. There's a statement out there when people are saying that ICE is doing God's work. That's a crazy statement. It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy because, like, I see, like, sometimes when I'm back on Facebook, my Facebook's, like, locked out to just friends and family, and you see, like, my Filipino friends who are just, like, in support of this administration, and you're like, they would snatch your brown ass so fast without a second thought.

[Jules]

They deport you back.

[Bobby Lee]

They would deport your ass back. Even if you had your papillas, baby, they would snatch your ass back and throw you in the hand so fast and. But they're so. They're so just blinded by their, like, devotion to this fucking caricature of a white man. It's crazy. Yeah.

[Jules]

Even my friend, who's a college graduate, who's also, like, brown, rich, who has all the resources to get that education, but still, she's so stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

You know who. You know, I just found out who's MAGA soccer player Christiano Ronaldo.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Lee]

That makes sense, actually. That tracks. Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

We're messy. I'm team messy in this.

[Bobby Lee]

I do like his show, the Georgina, though. I am Georgina, his wife.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yes. She has a show.

[Bobby Lee]

She has a show on Netflix. And I. I do really like her. She seems really cool.

[Jaime Garcia]

But she's hanging out with Ivana, whatever her name is.

[Bobby Lee]

Georgina is really?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. There's a picture of her at the party.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it just like. Is she really hanging out, like, that's my girl, or is it just, like, a photo op at, like, an event?

[Jaime Garcia]

That's funny. You know, I don't know if they talk like us. That's my girl.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't think so?

[Jaime Garcia]

That's the. What's her name? Ivana.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's crazy. That's my Girl. You go, girl. Tell your man. Tell your man. Do things. That's crazy. How do you think the relationship. How's the relationship at your house?

[Bobby Lee]

Do I go on dates? Yeah, with my man.

[Jaime Garcia]

When you first started dating.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like, this goes for. Well, I don't know how old you are, but when you go on dates, Jules and Kaleido.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

What do you guys talk about? Okay, what's the first date?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, first date.

[Jaime Garcia]

Because, like, I have big ears. I think I'm. I might have adhd, because I'm on this date.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think big ears are a symptom of adhd.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, listen, there's this because, like, I'm, like, talking to my girl, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

But then there's, like, tables around me, and I'm not just hearing her, but I'm hearing everybody's conversations.

[Bobby Lee]

Hear, hear, brother. That's the same way I can. I can't shut out noise. So I get over stimulated. But I also can't focus because I'm hearing everything around.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, that's adhd.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think that can be. Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You're on to something. And then what else? What is she saying? What do you talk about?

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, to me.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Age.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. Tbh.

[Jules]

Tbh?

[Bobby Lee]

What's tbh?

[Jaime Garcia]

To be honest. Remember those in high school? To be honest. To be honest, I see you in the hallways. We should talk more. Remember, date rate.

[Bobby Lee]

Hate date rape.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, date rate.

[Bobby Lee]

Hate date rapes.

[Jaime Garcia]

Date.

[Bobby Lee]

Date rate.

[Jaime Garcia]

Rate, like R A T E. Date rate and hate.

[Bobby Lee]

Date rate and hate.

[Jaime Garcia]

And remember those.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Jaime Garcia]

You remember that rate? 8 out of 10. Like, in high school.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like for to be honest, remember? Okay. Anyways.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, is this like a burn book?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, it's like a Facebook. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, because you know what we had? We had Hot or not, which was brutal. I don't know how any. You could submit your picture to this website ease and like, basically be up for public scrutiny and they would rate you.

[Jules]

That's kind of, what, 13 reasons why.

[Issa]

That's why the.

[Jules]

Hannah died. Killed herself.

[Bobby Lee]

What was her rating?

[Jaime Garcia]

She was getting bullied.

[Jules]

No, because she was like. The guy was like, oh, her ass is too fat. And then she was like, what? And then she killed herself. She was on the show.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, yeah, but on the show she was art.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Right. Yeah.

[Issa]

And then, like, they were spreading pictures of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Jaime Garcia]

Well, it's just a show. Yeah. But yeah. So I'm on this date and talk about. I don't know what we talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, you said. What do you talk about on the movies?

[Jaime Garcia]

Family. Yeah, but then, like, I'm hearing this conversation on my right side. I mean, on my left side, this guy and a girl, they're not talking. The guy's happy, but the girl's all mad. You can tell because she's, like. She's eating her salad.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, she's punching herself like this.

[Jaime Garcia]

And then the guy's, like, eating his salmon. Oh, salmon or salmon?

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Salmon.

[Jaime Garcia]

What is it? Salmon.

[Bobby Lee]

Guy says, neither, I think. Okay. For me, I used to say, like, it like, you. When I first came here, I was like, salmon. But then I got corrected by the whites, and they're like, it's salmon, salmon, salmon. But I was like. But when I first came here, I was like, oh, I love salmon.

[Jaime Garcia]

Salmon, salmon. Yeah, he's eating his salmon. I'm looking at him, and you could tell he's like, what's wrong? And she's like, nothing. Like, she's just like that.

[Jules]

So they were, like, fighting.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Before dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

He's oblivious. He doesn't even know.

[Jaime Garcia]

And, like, he brings out a cake out. But this is my. This is a date where I ask my girl to be my girl about her flowers.

[Bobby Lee]

But you were too focused on there,

[Jaime Garcia]

like, oh, I'm not trying to be like them. I'm trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

And then how did their night end? Because now I'm curious about them.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. They. They left. I was making her laugh, and the girl kept looking at our table like, must be nice. Must be nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Sana. All. Right, we gotta teach you something, Jaime.

[Jules]

What's.

[Bobby Lee]

What the Filipinos say, so. Sana all. Sana, Sana all. Oh, yeah, you can. It's supposed to be a L. L. Yeah, but then you can just put ol. Sana. And then all. And basically, it's that situation where the girl looks over and says, oh, I wish that was me. Yeah, I wish that was me laughing with my man. Yeah, you could. Instead of saying, I wish that was me, you can just say, oh, sana all. Or if someone's like, oh, you have really good eyebrows. Sana all. Like, wish I had good eyebrows.

[Issa]

Isn't the direct translation like, I wish it was for everyone?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's all, I wish it. I wish everyone could all have it.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

This is your sister for real?

[Issa]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm just saying. Why is she darker?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, my God. You're correct. He's doing.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, I'm just saying.

[Jules]

What do you mean?

[Jaime Garcia]

Because this could be your daughter who

[Bobby Lee]

could be my Daughter looks more like

[Jules]

ethical life for me.

[Jaime Garcia]

It does.

[Bobby Lee]

I think so, too, actually. I think she resembles me more than you.

[Jules]

Yeah, I look like my mom.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you also look like your dad.

[Jules]

I don't see any resembling resemblance.

[Jaime Garcia]

How'd you dad look like you. No, I met your mom. Right. The one that kept putting stuff on fire in your dad's house. Oh, your Bobby's house.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, with the carbon monoxide.

[Jules]

But we have different dads.

[Bobby Lee]

Are your parents still, like, together and in love?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Together in love.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Jaime Garcia]

I can't tell. But I never. My dad was never the one to show, like, affection, like, kissy, kissy.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he show you guys affection?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, he was always at work.

[Bobby Lee]

Was there ever, like, I love yous being thrown around?

[Jaime Garcia]

My mom. Yeah, but because, like, whenever, like. Because me and my sister, we have a group chat and, like, like, we, like, plan family dinners. They're like, okay, we're all gonna have dinner at my mom's house. I'm like, same parents house. Or my dad. Because my dad's still in the picture. But, yeah, everybody's used to saying mom's house.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's still, like, grinding and working all the time.

[Jaime Garcia]

He's a general manager at McDonald's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. That's a hard job.

[Jaime Garcia]

Go to his McDonald's, he's never gonna give you an issue. You asked for two barbecue sauce, he's gonna give you three.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice. Just tell us where. We'll be there.

[Jaime Garcia]

On Coit Run. Coit Road.

[Bobby Lee]

Like coitus?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, like C O I T. Like coitus. Yeah, Coit Road.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know what coitus is?

[Jaime Garcia]

It's like a fish. I think everything is a fish for you guys. You said, boy, koi

[Bobby Lee]

poi is different from coitas.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

that thing you just ate.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, this is what it is. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The kolola crunch has poi in it. But koit, right, that street. Coit.

[Jaime Garcia]

Coit.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a word called coitus, and it's. And it is the more scientific term for acer el sex. So. For sex.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How do you say sex in Spanish? But the actual, like.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like, Mom's not chingar. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so vulgar, though.

[Jaime Garcia]

You know the other one? When you tell, like, a girl, like,

[Bobby Lee]

a guy, he says is really much cuter than chingara.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, kohe is different because I heard

[Bobby Lee]

kohair more than chingar. A chingar is so, like, vulgar to me.

[Jules]

Yeah, say it chingar. But it seems so soft.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because ours is so Bad.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like, we turn around, hey, there's yacht.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, it sounds so wet and bad.

[Jules]

Yeah. Your guys is, like, so soft.

[Jaime Garcia]

We usually say, hey, mom's gonna send a. More like, we'll make love.

[Issa]

We don't have anything like that.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't even have make love.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Hey, honey, this is. You know who Aventura is?

[Bobby Lee]

I love Aventura. I love bachata. I love. You already know. I listen to, like, a lot of Spanish music, which is. I'm trying to introduce it to Jules because she's catching up. He's the guy, Jules. He. Jaime has really good.

[Jules]

You should send me a playlist.

[Jaime Garcia]

Look up Aventura. You like Donna Mar?

[Bobby Lee]

I love Donna Mar. Oh, my God.

[Jaime Garcia]

You're like, tell me he's cute.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't find Donna Mark.

[Jaime Garcia]

Huge Inglesias, too. He's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

He's half Filipino.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yes. Why you come, Kike?

[Bobby Lee]

Because that's how. That's how his. That's his nickname. Yeah, he's. His mom is Filipina.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah, she was a Filipino that, like, lived in Spain.

[Jaime Garcia]

You like your English?

[Jules]

I don't know. No, you don't know who I'm trying to learn. My friend is from Honduras, and she's also teaching me.

[Jaime Garcia]

I can be your hero, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

But you're not giving her the good stuff, because teacher like the older stuff. The. Ana, Gabrielle, like the old stuff that our. Your parents like.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Our parents.

[Bobby Lee]

That your parents like. And then work your way up to present is underrated.

[Jules]

Just send me.

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay. Okay. I'll send you some stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyone upset about Punch the monkey?

[Issa]

Oh, my God, your mama. She's about one video of Punch, and she got so sad. But now everything on her Facebook is just about. It's not even Punch. It's just a monkey. Every single time. It's a different monkey every single video. And she's like, oh, Punch is so sad. That's not Punch.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Punching your algorithm.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, but I feel like that's just a distraction from the bigger picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, but I'm not getting, like, accurate information. Everyone's like, oh, Punch is a new protector. Or Punch is a new mom. But I think they're only saying that for clicks because I think in my head, Punch is still friendless and alone. Oh, Punch. No.

[Jules]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules, how sure are we that he has a new mama?

[Jules]

I don't think it's true, but he has made a couple of friends that he's been cuddling with. Yeah, I just don't know if there's a new mama.

[Issa]

Have been saying that he experts slowly. Okay. Like, integrating.

[Jules]

No, but he's, like, so attached to that guy, the keeper. I think that's his new mama.

[Bobby Lee]

There's something really dark and demented, though, about the fact that these are, like, they're enclosed. They're in a zoo, right?

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I think they're hyping up the drama for, like, visits and, like, to make money and, like, poor Punch is just the collateral damage of, like, zoos. I hate it. Yeah. It's like she's the new baby hippo.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

There's a video of the AI Punch getting back at the monkeys. He's, like, kicking ass.

[Bobby Lee]

That might actually make me feel better.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm so funny.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

This is supposedly his new.

[Bobby Lee]

That's allegedly. But it's like, allegedly. Was this also the same monkey that beat Punch up, like, five seconds ago?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. I was looking at somebody. They said, well, you know Stanley Tucci?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know I know Stanley Tucci.

[Jaime Garcia]

You know him?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Do you know why that is? You just triggered. I'm triggered right now. Bobby says when he. When we were together, when he would wake up in the morning and he would look over, that my morning face looked like Stanley Tucci.

[Jaime Garcia]

I didn't know that, but then I

[Bobby Lee]

saw his, like, younger pictures. I was like, oh, he's hot.

[Jules]

No. Even now, I find him hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Bald hair and, like, old. He's so hot.

[Bobby Lee]

But, yeah, that's why I'm triggered. But what about Stanley?

[Jaime Garcia]

Somebody was saying that. That he. He, like, if there's a. Like, a documentary of. Of Epstein, he can play Epstein.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're saying I could play Epstein? No, because I look like Stanley Tucci.

[Jaime Garcia]

Not like that. You're not gonna take the role. You're gonna deny it.

[Bobby Lee]

That is an interesting thing, though, because it's like, if there was a movie about it. Right. Like, who would even want to play that role? Because it's like, I wouldn't want to be associated to. Because, you know, people have a hard time, like, separating film from. I'm just holding my socks up. Separating film from, like, real life. Yeah. And if someone would be like, hey, that's Stanley Tucci.

[Issa]

I mean, I never saw the guy who acted as Joffrey in Game of Thrones the same way, but that's a

[Bobby Lee]

perfect example of how people cannot separate,

[Issa]

because he's probably like, how you can't separate.

[Jules]

Jacob.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Issa]

Jacob Elordi.

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay. That's different.

[Bobby Lee]

Their newest crush. Are you watching the new game Of Thrones.

[Jaime Garcia]

Oh, my God, the new game of Thorn.

[Jules]

Peter Coffee. He's the main guy. What's his name? Sir Dunk.

[Issa]

Yeah, Sir Dunk.

[Bobby Lee]

Duncan the tall.

[Jules]

Duncan the tall. He's so big.

[Issa]

So sweet.

[Jules]

He's just so sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is he hot? Because he's sweet.

[Jules]

I think he's just so nerdy.

[Issa]

Yeah. And then glasses that are just, like,

[Jules]

so square because he does rugby and

[Issa]

it was like an old video.

[Jules]

And then he had the.

[Issa]

These glasses that made his eyes really big and it was just so cute.

[Jules]

And he's just like, six five.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, Ew. That's too much body.

[Jules]

So which one? The main guy. Peter Claffy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he is cute. I get it.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a really, like, memorable face.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta give it up to you guys. You're really dipping your toes into the white men this year.

[Jaime Garcia]

And it's like that. I mean, he's no Timothy Chimerland, but

[Jules]

no, Timothy right now is kind of

[Jaime Garcia]

not hot because he's growing into his man body.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he growing into his man body? What do you mean?

[Issa]

He's the same build he's always been.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, but, like, at a certain age, you grow into your man body. Like the man. Like 30. Because 30 is, like, the prime now.

[Bobby Lee]

The man body or your man self?

[Jaime Garcia]

Like a man body?

[Jules]

Like, like, is he just growing fat?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, he's bulking up. He's getting meatier.

[Jaime Garcia]

He's growing to, like, his age. Like, this is not my prime. I'm about to be 30 in a couple months, but I'm not in my prime yet. Give me, like, 35.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, do you think you'll peak at 35?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, like fine wine. You know fine wine.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, I know all about fine wine.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, exactly. I haven't got there yet. So. Am I right?

[Bobby Lee]

I wonder. I still feel like I'm going to hit a second peak right after I'm done nursing and breastfeeding because Bobby says I look like a square right now. I was like, am I fat? Because you're not fat. But you're square.

[Jules]

Yeah, you're not.

[Bobby Lee]

But I feel like. Okay, so my favorite. When I look back at pictures, my favorite pictures to look at are from 2021. So I was like, maybe 36, 37. I was like, oh, like, holy. I was so pretty. And then again, like, 2024 when I was pregnant, I was like, oh, I was really pretty. And then it all came crashing down like a bell's palsy. But I really feel like I can feel it. You know, when you can feel a second peak coming. I think I'm gonna get really hot in like, my mid-40s. Yeah.

[Jules]

I feel like even 50s. I think you're just gonna be like. You're just gonna have abs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm gonna get on, you know, I'm not gonna around with menopause. I'm gonna get on those hormones so quick. Yeah, but what's your birthday? November. Why?

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to give me hormones?

[Jaime Garcia]

No. I'll give you a banana. No. Remember what one remember first. Okay.

[Jules]

She's a Scorpio.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dia de los Muertos. You'll never forget it.

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay, I remember what Scorpio had to do with it.

[Bobby Lee]

She's Scorpio.

[Jaime Garcia]

You're Scorpio too.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you. Jaime.

[Jaime Garcia]

I told you.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on, let me try and remember.

[Jaime Garcia]

Water sign.

[Bobby Lee]

A Pisces.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah,

[Jules]

we're all water signs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Don't give off Pisces.

[Bobby Lee]

Say, you asking that in an insecure way? It gives off Pisces, I guess.

[Jaime Garcia]

Pisces.

[Issa]

Yeah, kinda.

[Jaime Garcia]

Are you marked Pisces? I'm in Taurus.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, Aloha is a Taurus.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm Taurus.

[Bobby Lee]

They're my favorite.

[Jaime Garcia]

I lied because I don't believe in zodiac signs.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't either. We don't.

[Issa]

It's just. It's just fun.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

You're just a guy.

[Jules]

Yeah, you're just a guy. You're boring.

[Jaime Garcia]

I'm not boring.

[Jules]

It's fun to believe.

[Jaime Garcia]

I. I'm trying to teach my girl the movies. Honey, I shrunk the kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. With Rick. Rick Moranis. Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

She's never seen those movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because she's 23.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, but like, honey, I shrunk the kids. Honey, I shrunk ourselves. Honey, I blew up the kid. Let me see.

[Bobby Lee]

Almost. But you were a film nerd. You were like a cute little. You know, you were AV club. You watched all the movies. You watch all the Even Stevens?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Jules]

What?

[Jaime Garcia]

Even Steven's the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you guys watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?

[Issa]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

It was so cute. It's about exactly what it sounds like. Yeah, because you watch Even Stevens. Do you forever see Shia LaBeouf as Marty Garf?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. You know, Shyla Buff? He used to be hot. Not for me, but experts say he used to be hot. He's okay now, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think he's okay right now.

[Issa]

Up.

[Jaime Garcia]

Somebody needs to check on him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, somebody needs to do a welfare check. I think he's Somewhere in New Orleans, wreaking havoc.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Someone bailed him out recently in New Orleans. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

He got his bell wrong. He got knocked the out and then showed up the next day back in Mardi Gras like nothing happened. I was like, wow, he's. He's good at the craft. I'll say that.

[Jaime Garcia]

It's gonna be me in a couple years. No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want you to get your knocked out in Mardi gras.

[Jaime Garcia]

Give me 20 years, I'll be like that.

[Jules]

What do you want to be like that?

[Jaime Garcia]

And I don't want to be like that. But things happen. Once you get to 29, you're like, oh, life's gonna be like. Life's hard. You got bills, kind of relationships. You gotta call your mom. I need to call my mom.

[Bobby Lee]

How often do you call your mom?

[Jaime Garcia]

When I'm on the road, like once or twice.

[Bobby Lee]

I would date.

[Jules]

That's nice.

[Jaime Garcia]

I call my mom more often than I call my sisters.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have one sister who you're closest to?

[Jaime Garcia]

My oldest one. She will bail me out. She's the one that's gonna bail me out when I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

What's Your age gap?

[Jaime Garcia]

37, 34.

[Bobby Lee]

With your oldest sister, so it's seven years?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because she's the oldest. She's got, she's like basically a mommy.

[Jaime Garcia]

She has, she has, she has two kids now. Yeah, my second oldest sisters. I, I, when I was younger, I took 500 bucks from her.

[Bobby Lee]

You stole it?

[Jaime Garcia]

I stole it. That's what my dad thinks I'm gonna become like my uncle, the one that took the truck.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, you know what he's like when

[Jaime Garcia]

I take stuff, When I used to take stuff from my sisters, Hey,

[Bobby Lee]

I

[Jaime Garcia]

was like, no, I'm not like, I don't steal anymore from my sisters.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would you steal 500 bucks?

[Jaime Garcia]

Because it was right there and I was in high school. I was like, oh, I need that money.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you spend it on?

[Jaime Garcia]

A long board.

[Bobby Lee]

A long board? Surfboard. A surfboard?

[Jaime Garcia]

No, no, long board.

[Bobby Lee]

A skateboard.

[Jaime Garcia]

Longboard, Yeah.

[Jules]

A long board.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, sometimes how long it takes us to get to one thing is, like, really troubling me. Why the fact that we got to longboard, skateboard. It took a whole minute. You like gaslight people without realizing. You guys like people.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's what my girl says.

[Bobby Lee]

You, like, alter our reality and like, yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Took 500, bought a longboard, skateboard, rolled down the hill. I fell a trip because I didn't know I was an expert. I thought it was just cruising.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

And I tripped over a rock. And then I spray my.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

But it was $500.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like, 2 300.

[Issa]

Okay.

[Jaime Garcia]

And big wheels.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, I almost lost my nipple that way.

[Jules]

Same.

[Bobby Lee]

Same idea. I thought I was like, oh, I'm gonna get a long board. I got, like, a Sector 9, which

[Jaime Garcia]

is, like, Santa Cruz.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I went camping up kind of close to, like, San Clemente, somewhere there. And I, like, bombed this hill, having never skated on a long board before. And then this couple with a Chihuahua just happened to, like, cross my path. And I couldn't break. I was coming too fast. And then I Superman onto the concrete. And I was in a bikini and some coochie cutters. Because I was like, I'm just a hot girl on a long board, bro. When I tell you, like, my nipples were bleeding, like, from head to toe. I was bleeding, and I couldn't get up. So my friend Jessica had to go run back to the campsite to pick up her car to drive to me

[Jules]

to pick me back up.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I was like, I can't. I won't make it. I was just like. And my nipples were just. And my hands were all torn up.

[Jaime Garcia]

But the reason why I bought it is because I just watched Agent Cody Banks, and he has that longboard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's what I wanted to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Were you good at it?

[Jaime Garcia]

No. I fell down the first.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but did you get up and try again?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, about just on, like, a smooth. Because the only reason why I bought a longboard. Also because I. I recently watched, at the time. I watched that movie with Ben Stiller.

[Bobby Lee]

Long Came Polly.

[Jaime Garcia]

No. The Secret Life of Walter.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Walt.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. And he was in Iceland. And here's the longboard. And that's the reason why I want to go to Iceland, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Just for Walter Mitty.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. Just to go on the long road.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules. What? I remember when you said you, like, ate it. You ate in front of. On campus on your longboard. Oh, no, it was just a skateboard.

[Jules]

Just a skateboard. Because I was learning. It was afternoon. There was so much crowd. And then I skated, and then I ate, and then it was just in front of everyone. And did anyone try to help again?

[Jaime Garcia]

No.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's worse when they try to help you. Then, you know it's really bad.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What I hate to hear when I've fallen is. Oh, my God. Are you okay?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

No, no, it was just quiet. I feel like that was worse. And that's why I'm Never skating again.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you here at this and whole.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Oh, we have some famous hairstyles here we're hoping you guys could weigh in on.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, cool.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

First things first. I don't know if you guys were watching the winter.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love her. Can we talk about Alyssa Lou for a second? Do you know who she is?

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. She's listening. What did she do? I didn't watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

Gaslighting.

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't mean I'm doing on purpose. What did she do?

[Bobby Lee]

Take a guess. Take a wild guess.

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay. The Winter Olympics or the Special Olympics?

[Jules]

Winter.

[Jaime Garcia]

Winter Olympics. She won a gold medal for usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Usa.

[Jaime Garcia]

Usa. She did that. That. That thing. No, that scooping thing that we did.

[Bobby Lee]

That's scooping.

[Jaime Garcia]

That brushing Canada.

[Bobby Lee]

The brushing Canada.

[Jaime Garcia]

Curling. Yeah.

[Jules]

Curling.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

She didn't do that ice skating. She did ice skating. Figure skating. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What makes her so special, I feel, is that, you know, I think that, like, similar to gymnastics, for so long,

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

figure skating used to be this thing

[Bobby Lee]

where it's like, you had to fit a certain physique. Got to be really skinny. Gotta, like, starve yourself. Gotta be this, like, image of, like, perfection on ice and is, like, it. I'm gonna be free. I'm gonna eat what I want. My body is my body. It performs best this way. I'll do my hair this way. I got piercings, and I. She is just such a joy to watch because she's so herself, and she, like, breaks that stupid, unnecessarily unnecessary mold of this, like, sport. And I don't know. I think she's so badass. And on top of that, she was raised by a single dad who came from China as an immigrant. Raised her by himself, apparently. Got 4 degrees, went back to school, and then became an immigration lawyer. Shout out to the. To the Alyssa Lou duo and her daddy. Yeah. She's young. Yeah. And then you got Eileen Gu, who's like, oh, crazy and just so insanely smart. But, yes, I love this hairstyle. I'm a fan.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's me right there. I'm gonna get a haircut like that. Can we weigh in?

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

And Jaime, have you ever had.

[Jaime Garcia]

No, I have too much curly hair. You like guys like that?

[Issa]

No, no, but specifically Filipinos who go to Canada and then they live there. They all have this hairstyle that's a

[Bobby Lee]

very, like, niche thing.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this like a. A version of a bowl cut, but with a fade on the side?

[Issa]

They have, like, bangs in the front.

[Bobby Lee]

I like it. My favorite haircut is Atsuko's haircut. And I feel like this isn't too far off, so. Yeah. I love the Edgar.

[Issa]

I love this

[Bobby Lee]

jellyfish.

[Issa]

I wanted this so bad. In 2020.

[Bobby Lee]

On yourself. Oh, Lord. Brother would have been rough. I feel like this is so cute to look at, but not. But I could never have this on myself. Jaime not enough for you?

[Jules]

Yes, yes, yes. That's all. That's all. Oh, he's so hot.

[Bobby Lee]

So Harry with long hair.

[Issa]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got, like, really beautiful waves. And you know what I like about his waves here is that they look naturally air dried.

[Jules]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

As you'll never hear Jules louder than when you pull up a picture of Harry. Do we. Is he losing his hair A bit. Jewelry.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jules]

He's, like, balding.

[Jaime Garcia]

He's aging to his man body.

[Jules]

But it's fine. He's still hot and I still accept him, and I will be his wife.

[Bobby Lee]

I refuse. I refuse to accept any balding men. I used to be really, like, no. I used to be really over understanding. I used to be like, oh, my God. It's okay, Jason Statham. Like, because I'm a girl and obviously I'm not shallow, but. But because men would never accept us if we started just, like, living in our truth and balding.

[Jules]

Yeah, I would.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's so sweet judgment.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You know, then I take it back because I've always been, like, for girls, right? We never give a. Like, if we love someone who cares. Like, I. You could be toothless. I don't care. But then I started to change my stance because I'm like, wait, why are we offering men so much grace and they never offer it back to us? Like, we have to always, like, fit a certain, like, look, right? But now that I hear you say that, if you're being for real. For real. I mean, for real, then I take

[Jaime Garcia]

it back because, like, I'm not perfect myself. So, you know, why would I make her perfect?

[Bobby Lee]

That's sweet.

[Jaime Garcia]

You know, hopefully she's listening and. And puts. Asking.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I think it's. It's not. It's just Drake's.

[Issa]

Yes. I feel like not on him.

[Bobby Lee]

Not on him. Even someone else, it'd be, like, cute.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Like who?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, anyone but drinks.

[Jaime Garcia]

Pedro.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yes, Harry Styles.

[Jules]

Yes, me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Jaime Garcia]

I can do it. I'm getting a haircut today.

[Bobby Lee]

I just. Because I know what young Bieber went through. I. I can't say anything bad about him. So he can comb over as many times as he wants because this little kid right here.

[Issa]

Oh, so sad.

[Bobby Lee]

So sad.

[Issa]

Cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

I feel like this version of White Boy is extinct or going extinct.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm okay with it. No, this is a no for me. No, this is a hard no for me. Anything super stiff and gel, like, and it has nothing to do with. If that makes them happy, great. But I can't come into contact with it because I. My skin starts to itch. Like, even my eczema being around this much hair product, you know, which is why EB guys, very clean. No silicones, no parabens, no petrochemicals, vegan, cruelty free. Not. This gel that he's using is very anti ebb. And my skin is itching just looking at it. But I think Pauly D. Is great. I love them on Jersey Shore. Just the hair is. Is really frying me right now.

[Jaime Garcia]

That was an era where this guy was like. Like, yeah. On tv. That's crazy. This was an error. Remember this era?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. Jersey Shore. I was transfixed. I watched every single episode.

[Jaime Garcia]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know what's crazy is that you're only 30, so I feel like you were also a little too young to be watching this.

[Jaime Garcia]

I was on my TV.

[Bobby Lee]

What were you, 10?

[Jaime Garcia]

I don't know. I remember like. Like, this is weird. My sisters will watch it. That's why.

[Sponsor Voice/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jaime Garcia]

Message screen. Like, 30.

[Bobby Lee]

Very entertaining reality.

[Jaime Garcia]

The cops are here.

[Bobby Lee]

And they would call like, like, girls they wouldn't find attractive. Grenades.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah. I want to bring back the era.

[Bobby Lee]

They still do it. They're still. The show is still out.

[Jaime Garcia]

Yeah, but their parents now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Jaime Garcia]

Their kids are married. They have mortgages now they don't have. The grenades are here.

[Bobby Lee]

Grenade.

[Jaime Garcia]

Okay. Yeah. You don't get it. Go back to your seven kingdom.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Oh, what about the poof?

[Bobby Lee]

It's Babot. Yeah. Yeah, this is. I feel as though something I would. I couldn't pull off today, but I sure tried once upon a time. I think it's iconic. The poof is something that, like, when you look at you, you feel warm on the inside. In the Philippines, the Bebot look is similar to this, where the hoop earrings, the tight water line on the eyes, the thin eyebrows, this specific hair. It's a trend. I am so incredibly proud to say that this thing that I created, that I founded a couple years ago with kind of very little experience in the beauty world, has now turned into something you can buy at Sephora. So if you want good hair, if you want clean products, if you want. If you're a girl on the go, it doesn't matter. Actually, if you're an ocean girly, if you're a city girly, it doesn't matter. EB was made for everybody body. So go to Sephora now. Online. Online right now. In a couple days, it's going to be at stores. So if you're in a coastal state, go check out your Sephora, and E.B. will be there. Thank you so much, Jaime. Thank you, Jules. Thank you, Isa. We're going to take it over to the Patreon, and we'll see you there. See you guys next week.

[Jaime Garcia]

Sam.