The Filipinos Vs The Jews

Summary

Trash Tuesday Episode Summary: "The Filipinos Vs The Jews"

Release Date: May 27, 2025

In this vibrant and laughter-filled episode of Trash Tuesday, hosts Esther Povitsky and Khalyla ("Kalila") Kuhn delve into the playful yet insightful dynamics between Filipino and Jewish cultures. Joined by a special guest, Issa, Jules’s sister from the Philippines, the trio navigates through personal anecdotes, cultural exchanges, and a spirited game segment that highlights both similarities and differences between the two communities.

1. The Matcha Money Situation

The episode kicks off with Esther sharing a personal story about an online admirer who had been funding her daily matcha purchases but recently ceased. This revelation sparks a humorous and candid discussion about financial domination (fin dom) and the complexities of online financial support.

Esther (00:05):
"There was a guy online who was paying for my matchas every morning and then he stopped."

Kalila (00:24):
"A hot girl thing? Every morning she has her matcha paid."

The conversation unfolds with Esther detailing her selective approach to engaging with supporters, emphasizing respect and clear boundaries. This segment offers listeners a peek into the nuances of online financial relationships and the importance of maintaining personal comfort and safety.

2. Social Media and Monetization

Transitioning smoothly, the hosts address the challenges of social media presence and monetization. They advocate for platforms like Patreon, explaining how their community thrives through support that allows them to continue creating content without feeling obligated to offer everything for free.

Esther (02:21):
"It's only $5 for all that we've done for all that we've."

Kalila (02:22):
"We're Asian and Jewish. We're giving you a good deal."

This segment underscores the necessity of monetization for creators, highlighting the balance between offering free content and sustaining their work through audience support.

3. Introducing Issa: Bridging Cultures

A highlight of the episode is the introduction of Issa, who shares her recent journey from the Philippines to Los Angeles. Her experiences illuminate the cultural adaptations and challenges faced when moving internationally, particularly for younger individuals establishing themselves in a new environment.

Issa (03:38):
"It was my first time traveling alone internationally, and I'm glad it went well."

The hosts empathetically discuss Issa’s apprehensions and successes, fostering a relatable narrative for listeners who may have undergone similar transitions.

4. Sibling Dynamics and Family Stories

Delving into personal territory, Esther, Kalila, and Issa exchange stories about sibling relationships and family dynamics. They reminisce about childhood antics, struggles with discipline, and the enduring bonds that shape their interactions.

Kalila (11:05):
"How does it happen? Because my mom only had two girls."

Jules (11:20):
"She used all anything to beat me."

These heartfelt and humorous exchanges provide a window into their upbringing, highlighting both the joys and challenges of family life.

5. Cultural Competition: Jeopardy-Style Game

In a spirited and entertaining twist, the hosts engage in a Jeopardy-style game featuring categories themed around Filipino and Jewish cultures. This segment not only entertains but also educates listeners about various traditions, history, and pop culture elements unique to each group.

Kalila (41:11):
"Happy Jewish Heritage Month. This is Jeopardy with our host, Stella Young."

Throughout the game, humorous banter and playful competition ensue as they tackle questions ranging from traditional dishes to significant historical events.

Esther (54:05):
"I don't even understand what that person said."

Kalila (44:00):
"Japanese. We're doing all Filipinos."

The game culminates with close scores, showcasing their knowledge and camaraderie.

6. Driving and Cultural Perceptions

The conversation shifts to a comparison of driving cultures between the Philippines and the United States. Issa shares her observations about the chaotic driving environment in the Philippines, while Kalila humorously defends Filipino driving skills amidst the perceived chaos.

Issa (18:01):
"The roads are so loud."

Kalila (20:04):
"Filipinos are the best drivers because we don't have rules."

This lighthearted debate highlights cultural differences and stereotypes, fostering mutual understanding and appreciation.

7. Navigating Social Media Challenges

Addressing modern-day struggles, Kalila seeks advice on overcoming a social media slump. Esther and Jenna offer practical tips, encouraging her to embrace spontaneity and reduce the pressure to curate a perfect online presence.

Kalila (27:53):
"I'm paralyzed and terrified of any posting."

Jenna (28:17):
"Jump in and bomb post stuff. Get into the rhythm."

This supportive dialogue resonates with listeners facing similar challenges in maintaining an active social media presence.

8. Family Traditions and Parenting Styles

The hosts delve into the complexities of their relationships with their mothers, exploring how different parenting styles impact their lives. From strictness rooted in past traumas to overprotectiveness manifesting in modern-day concerns, these discussions offer relatable insights into familial bonds.

Jules (35:37):
"I'm actually so happy that they were so strict with her because now they don't do anything to me."

Kalila (36:35):
"She's a total boy mom."

These heartfelt conversations underscore the lasting effects of parenting and cultural expectations on personal development.

9. Celebrating Filipino Pastries and Culinary Delights

The episode concludes on a sweet note as Kalila passionately extols the virtues of Filipino pastries, advocating for their superior quality and variety. This culinary appreciation serves as a delightful end to the episode, celebrating the rich food culture of the Philippines.

Kalila (61:15):
"The Philippines probably has the best pastries in the world."

Esther (61:36):
"It's like the capital of sweet food."

Their enthusiasm invites listeners to explore and enjoy Filipino culinary treats, bridging cultural gaps through shared love for food.

Notable Quotes:

• Esther (00:05):
  "There was a guy online who was paying for my matchas every morning and then he stopped."

• Kalila (02:22):
  "We're Asian and Jewish. We're giving you a good deal."

• Issa (03:38):
  "It was my first time traveling alone internationally, and I'm glad it went well."

• Kalila (20:04):
  "Filipinos are the best drivers because we don't have rules."

• Kalila (61:15):
  "The Philippines probably has the best pastries in the world."

Conclusion

"The Filipinos Vs The Jews" episode of Trash Tuesday masterfully blends humor, personal stories, and cultural exploration. Esther, Kalila, and Issa create an engaging narrative that not only entertains but also fosters a deeper understanding between Filipino and Jewish cultures. Through their candid conversations and lively interactions, listeners are invited to laugh, reflect, and celebrate the beautiful intersections of their diverse backgrounds.

Transcript

[Kalila]

Ew.

[Esther]

I made my own matcha this morning.

[Jenna]

No one cares. No one cares. Whatever the next sentence is.

[Esther]

Well, you will care about this because there was a guy who online who was paying for my matchas every morning and then he stopped.

[Jenna]

Wait, what?

[Esther]

I wasn't gonna say it, but since you now. I bought em.

[Jenna]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Kalila]

What do you mean? What? A hot girl thing? Every morning she has her matcha paid.

[Jenna]

For by a guy online.

[Jules]

I want someone like that.

[Esther]

He's in Europe.

[Jules]

Is he going okay?

[Kalila]

I was going to say he's buying it from Europe. Oh.

[Esther]

I laughed and some more blood came out.

[Jenna]

She's bleeding today a little bit, but.

[Esther]

I haven't bled in 587 days. Oh, my God.

[Kalila]

Oh, my God.

[Esther]

Oh, my God.

[Jenna]

You're welcome.

[Esther]

Oh, my God.

[Kalila]

It's because of you guys we're all bleeding.

[Esther]

I haven't bled in 587 days. Do you understand?

[Kalila]

Really?

[Esther]

Yes.

[Kalila]

We pulled you in.

[Esther]

I could cry.

[Kalila]

The sisterhood pulled you in.

[Esther]

I feel really awful though.

[Jenna]

You owe me.

[Esther]

Oh, yes. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. But I feel like real blood is not coming yet. But anyhow, this guy. People always hit me up like, oh, can we pay for your, like, feet pics? And I'm like, how much Esther's like.

[Kalila]

Esther, you've gotten that. Don't pretend like, not really, you guys.

[Jenna]

It's been a long no here and there. I don't know.

[Esther]

They don't want your gnome feet. They want my, like, monkey like, I'm on. What's that? Wikifeet. I didn't even know I was on it.

[Kalila]

What's your a. Oh, first of all, everyone told.

[Esther]

Okay, well, I thought I was special.

[Jenna]

I will have another show at The Comedy Store May 31st in the belly Room. You can get tickets at the link below.

[Esther]

The Slug community are the best. I just have to say I've already seen three people this week who are like, I absolutely love that podcast. It is my favorite. I feel like I'm hanging out with my friends.

[Kalila]

You guys.

[Jenna]

Yeah, this girl Diana on the Patreon. We have a brand new episode on there pretty much every week for you. Plus we have vlogs. Plus we are talking about things we just don't get to on the regular show and shout out to our golden slugs, Brandon and Thomas. And you guys, trust me, you're going to love the Patreon like we're delivering. If you've been a long time fan and you're just craving a little more of us, you will not regret it. Five dollars, by the way. For all that we've done. For all that we've.

[Kalila]

All the.

[Jenna]

All that we've given.

[Esther]

It's only $5.

[Jenna]

For $10 you get episodes early.

[Kalila]

But then we also have finom relationships with Thomas and Brandon.

[Jenna]

Our daddies.

[Kalila]

Our daddies are golden slug daddies.

[Esther]

I love that.

[Jenna]

It's a good deal. Trust us.

[Esther]

A dollar per.

[Jenna]

We're Asian and Jewish. We're giving you a good deal.

[Kalila]

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[Jenna]

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[Kalila]

Today is super special because three. Because. Because three things. It's Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month. It is Jewish Heritage Month.

[Esther]

Damn, that's crazy.

[Kalila]

And we have a super special guest that flew straight from the Philippines two days ago. And that's Issa. Yeah, Jules's sister.

[Esther]

Look at them.

[Kalila]

And this is here too. This is Weeme. Issa, was that your first time traveling alone internationally?

[Issa]

It was, but I'm glad it went like, all well. I was like, I was like really scared about the immigration and stuff.

[Kalila]

Oh, that's true, girl. We all are.

[Issa]

They were gonna be like, oh, like.

[Esther]

Why are you here?

[Issa]

Yeah, I noticed that your school's gonna start like June, and you're like, go be there for two months. Like, yeah. Oh, so did you tell you here.

[Kalila]

For your sister's graduation?

[Issa]

No, but I was just like, oh, I'm just traveling. I'm just visiting my sister. I don't think they had to know that.

[Kalila]

Okay, true.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Kyla likes to be super prepared. She's like, this is the address. This is where I'm going.

[Kalila]

Oh, before we had to give her like a speech. You are here if anything goes wrong. Name drop Bobby is what I said.

[Esther]

They're like, go back, we won't let you in.

[Kalila]

Name drop Bobby, say he's your uncle. Name drop Santino, say he's your uncle.

[Esther]

Name drop me, say I'm your uncle.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

So what's up with a Matcha guy? Jenna? Yeah.

[Jenna]

Wait, so did this guy just be like, can I Venmo you for your Daily Matcha?

[Esther]

Yeah. Well, it's PayPal, because.

[Jenna]

I have specific questions here. Do you get like, Is if the match is like $7? Do you get like $7 every morning or do you get Like a front advance.

[Esther]

Well, so he's.

[Jenna]

Do you have to prove where you.

[Esther]

So he's a fin. Dom. I don't have to prove it. Like, basically what I'm saying is I've only said yes to two guys so far with so four.

[Jenna]

I like that.

[Esther]

I've only said yes to two guys over the last, like, 15 years who've asked me these things, because I think if they're not actually from, like, the fetish community, they're not respectful. And when they are, you can tell they know exactly how to ask for something in a really respectful way. If you're not cool with this, thank you so much. Such a supporter. And then they're like, if you're ever uncomfortable, we should have a word, let me know. And basically I'm like, not comfortable with anything online. But he's like, I'm a fandom. Like, what makes me happy is buying you something. But you know, my stupid ass. I'm like, well, you need to take care of yourself first, so always make sure you have money.

[Kalila]

You already made his dick soft just writing that.

[Esther]

Exactly. He's like, so what? I would like if he made my.

[Kalila]

Dicks off hearing that.

[Esther]

But every time you made my heart attack with that.

[Jenna]

I'm like, you go, girl.

[Esther]

Every time he pays for something, I feel bad. And it's just like $8 matchas. But it's such a. I'm like, wow, this is so special.

[Kalila]

Do you negotiate? Like, hey, this week it's, you know, they have a special. Can I get $10?

[Esther]

Yeah. I go, hey, PayPal took 67 cents. And I like to tip, so it's true. So I go. And he's like, yes, miss. Thank you, miss. And then he was after, like, a couple of months of this, he's like, how would you feel about telling me to get you this? Because what I like is the submissive aspect as well. But again, so respectful. Never, never even saying things like, damn, you're so hot. As soon as I'm like, you're done, you're done. Because now you think that we have some sort of relationship. And I always say, like, do you.

[Jenna]

Do this with me? Are you doming me in our relationship?

[Esther]

Yeah, except you give me nothing.

[Jenna]

I cook for you.

[Esther]

Wait.

[Jenna]

And it is so submissive because I'm like, please let me make you.

[Esther]

My farmers can't go in the kitchen. Damn. Maybe it is.

[Kalila]

You know, I have turned down every single request for anything, but I think I'm turning a corner. I think we should all turn a corner.

[Esther]

This is what happened to me. Every. Every person who approached me, I'm like, ew. Or I wouldn't even respond. But then I saw this one guy. Maybe it's even a girl. I don't know, a human who. The way that they ask if you.

[Jenna]

Ever call me a human, you're definitely not human.

[Kalila]

Is this, Is this someone in the fetish community, in a fet community? Someone who's always like, let me be your pay pig. Let me be your pay pig over and over and over again?

[Esther]

It's the way that they ask for it.

[Kalila]

I don't think let me be your pay pig is correct.

[Esther]

No, no, it was. No, no, no, no.

[Kalila]

Sometimes I'll get a sent on Venmo from a random stranger, and I'm like, I'm private. How'd that happen? It's creaky.

[Esther]

Put my Venmo up. I don't give no Trying to pay rent.

[Kalila]

Really? You know, I, I, I respect that. Jules, are you. Now that you're single, can you accept fin doms? Maybe.

[Jules]

If it's for matcha, then yeah.

[Esther]

But that's the thing.

[Jules]

I'll do it anyway.

[Jenna]

That's Gen Z.

[Esther]

Like, these humans know that I have a partner that I'm serious about. We're never leaving each other, et cetera. They know them, and I make it very clear. I don't want anything that is intimate.

[Jenna]

Keep bringing that human. Yeah, human is a little bit.

[Kalila]

Are you a bot?

[Jenna]

Yeah, it's giving, like, maybe which squares have traffic. Like, it's really freaking me out. I don't like it.

[Kalila]

I am.

[Esther]

I'm so tired. I'm so.

[Kalila]

Okay. How do you feel about that whole fandom relationship is like, I think, yeah, I support it.

[Issa]

Like, it's so, like, it's so funny seeing, like, guys, like, so submissive and stuff. And they're usually, like, on the Internet, they're like, oh, yeah, make me a sandwich. But then, like, it's so funny.

[Jules]

Opposite.

[Kalila]

The opposite in real life.

[Esther]

I love that because I feel like they don't have these cool corners and opportunities to be like that, because men have been taught, like, you have to be rah, rah, rah.

[Kalila]

Yeah, look, listen, guys, if you straight up the camera. I've turned a corner.

[Esther]

She turned a corner. She turned a corner. She turned.

[Kalila]

I am really be and dominant.

[Jenna]

I think it's hot, though.

[Kalila]

Like, because I'm your money. I stupid.

[Jenna]

The, like, make me a sandwich thing is so unattractive because to me, that's just, like, someone who's like, scared on the inside and doesn't really know who they are or how to behave. But someone that's like, make me do stuff or like, be me to me, I'm like, at least you're in touch with the fact that we're all just babies to me.

[Esther]

That's confidence.

[Jenna]

I literally see you're knowing what you want.

[Esther]

Yes.

[Issa]

You're.

[Kalila]

You're telling me you get everything you want in your everyday life very easily. That you'd like to not get your way once in a while.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Is kind of incredible.

[Esther]

And sometimes he'll be like, I'm so sorry, miss. I must communicate to you that maybe it's a bot. Because I'm so sorry, miss. No, I must communicate. I gotta communicate to you that I have to take a break for now. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much. I really hope this doesn't inconvenience, like.

[Kalila]

And then now I have a question for you. Now say you find out that he has lied to you and he in fact has three kids and a wife, and now he's in financial ruin. Will you be reimbursing him for all the match? Like, because there are. There are those that go into absolute financial ruin. Right? That's. That's the kink. It's like, destroying me.

[Esther]

That would upset me, but it would also make me feel like, oh, I'm glad that I was not hot and was always like, please make sure that you take care of yourself first.

[Kalila]

Okay.

[Esther]

Like, this one guy got me a printer once. So there's two guys ever crazy printers and matchas.

[Kalila]

This is so interesting.

[Jenna]

You never told me any of this. All I had to do was call your matcha story boring. And then now you finally share stuff.

[Esther]

I know, because I felt like I wanted to also respect these people, but I don't view these things as sexual or relationships. So it's not even a matter of putting him first. Like, when we were in an open relationship, this is like a fully different thing.

[Kalila]

Look, no judgment. Whatever you guys are cool with is cool.

[Esther]

I know you're not judging.

[Kalila]

Yeah, I am. So just like, whatever fucking works.

[Esther]

I got a printer.

[Jenna]

Wait, do you have a boyfriend?

[Issa]

I do.

[Esther]

Whoa.

[Jenna]

And you're in high school?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Long term, too.

[Esther]

Really?

[Issa]

Dating for, like, almost two years. Yeah.

[Esther]

Let me tell you, he should be insecure.

[Jenna]

How many years apart are you guys?

[Issa]

Seven.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Wow. That's like my. Me and my sister, but they're super close. You.

[Issa]

Before I used to hate to, like, grab me by my ear and, like, throw me Around.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Jules, why so much younger?

[Kalila]

Why'd you beat her up, Jules?

[Jules]

I don't know. Because she was just so annoying. And then I was just like, shut up. And then I would just, like, grab her hair and just, like, you stand it.

[Issa]

If you're like. When you're like, the older sibling now, then you have, like, a younger sibling, and they're like, you're with your friends. They're like, oh, can you let me in your room? Like, no, get out. But like, when I was a kid, I was like, oh, like, can I please get in? Like, I loved her so much, but.

[Kalila]

Like, she hated me now. Esther, is this triggering for you?

[Jenna]

This is my whole childhood is wanting to be in my sister. Sister's room and then being accused of getting my dead skin cells all over her stuff.

[Issa]

Yeah, she wouldn't let me on her bed. Yeah, I hated it. I felt like a dog. Except she loves the dog.

[Esther]

Yeah, she would let a dog in the bed. I had a brother who was seven years older, so I didn't feel like any of that. It was more like, just stop bothering me.

[Kalila]

Like, he.

[Esther]

He liked.

[Kalila]

Well, it would be weird if he pulled you by the hair and swung you around. I feel like that's a very, like, sister coded thing. Oh, yeah, we can each other up.

[Jenna]

Sisters are nasty.

[Esther]

More than that. He would do, like, oh, try to hold on, and then just, like, swing me and slam me into, like, the wall. And then I'd be like, oh. And he would be like, you're okay, you're okay. You're okay. Mom, she's fine.

[Jenna]

Wait, so do you guys, like. Are you guys very similar? Are you guys different from each other?

[Issa]

No, we're really different.

[Jenna]

Really.

[Kalila]

Different.

[Esther]

How are you different?

[Issa]

I feel like it's because I'm louder than she is and I prefer to just not talk.

[Jules]

Yeah, she's the one that likes because.

[Esther]

She'S probably talking so much during your childhood and being annoying that you're like, I can't anymore.

[Issa]

Yeah, I'm really talkative. And she's like. She's always just listening to me, and then she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just, like, talking. It's like I have a podcast whenever I'm with her, so you carry on.

[Jenna]

You live in the Philippines?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

And are you. Do you think you'll move here or.

[Issa]

I just talked, like. I just talked about, like, yesterday, and I was talking about how, like, it's really hard to, like, establish yourself here. And I'm like. Because my dad's Already, like, he's already established there.

[Kalila]

He's a judge.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And life is good there.

[Jules]

Yes.

[Esther]

Should we move?

[Kalila]

Yeah, we should move.

[Jenna]

Do you guys have both parents, the same, different dad. Oh, okay.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

My dad was, like, always high and.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And then her dad is, like, successful.

[Esther]

Wait, this is your different demeanors? Yeah, she's like a judge in here. Like, hey, her.

[Kalila]

Her dad is the hot stuff. Stoner.

[Esther]

You have hot stoner vibes, but I.

[Jules]

Don'T think I want that vibe at the.

[Esther]

It's hot.

[Kalila]

And then he says, dad is, like, always been responsible and great and now is, like, a judge of, like, an entire.

[Jenna]

Do you have any whole siblings?

[Kalila]

No, no.

[Jules]

I have other half siblings, Koreans, but I've never met them.

[Kalila]

Oh, yeah, that's right. She has Korean siblings, two sisters. Can you explain that to us, Jo?

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Kalala went, No, I know the story, but, like, the dad, how he tried to, like, reach out to you and stuff?

[Jules]

Oh, during the pandemic, he tried to.

[Jenna]

He was.

[Jules]

He kept calling me on this messenger app.

[Kalila]

How long has it been since he. Since you heard from him?

[Jules]

Since I was, like, 8 years old. And then he was in the Philippines at that time. Because during. It was during the pandemic. And then he was just like, oh, like, I'm so sorry. I haven't talked to you in so long. Like, I want to reconnect. And I was like, okay. And then at that time, like, every day, he would call and would just check up on me. But then at some point, like, after a month or so, he was like, oh, I'm going to Korea again. And then after that, I was like, okay. And then he stopped calling.

[Kalila]

Never heard from him again. So basically, we've deduced that he either isn't allowed to keep in contact with her because of his new family in Korea, and that he only reaches out to her when he's, like, alone or has time. So I don't know what the deal is, but either way, that's on him. That's not on her. On the new wife. He should stand up for himself. Be like, no, that's my daughter. I want to reconnect.

[Jenna]

Okay. So I grew up with a half sister who is from my mom. Like, we share the same mom. Then I recently saw on TikTok, a lot of, like, the younger generation girlies are saying that if you share a sibling with the mom, that that feels like a full sibling. But if you share a sibling with a dad, it's like, nothing.

[Kalila]

Wait, that makes sense.

[Jenna]

Yeah, it's Like, I think it has to do with, like, if you came from the same womb. Like, that's real.

[Kalila]

Because I have half sisters from my.

[Jenna]

Dad and you never talk about them.

[Kalila]

You're right. Like, I don't. I mean, they're dead.

[Esther]

But I was like, I don't want them to hear this.

[Jenna]

They won't hear.

[Kalila]

They can hear from all the way down there. Yeah. But I never. It never. Even if they were, I wonder if I would be like, hey, I want to know you. Because it is from my dad's side. It's different.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

I want to know.

[Jenna]

And it's the same. You have the same genetic. It's half on both ways. But I just think there's something about being from the same mom. Yeah.

[Kalila]

You come out of the same vag is such a bonding thing.

[Esther]

That's so crazy.

[Jenna]

Yeah. You sign on the walls on your way out. Leave a message here. I was your.

[Issa]

I didn't even know we were half sisters until, like, I was like, seven. I found out really late and I was, like, really shocked.

[Kalila]

How was it explained to you?

[Issa]

I think they just, like. They just like, oh, yeah, she's your half sister. Like, it was just like, oh, yeah.

[Esther]

Drama. Yeah.

[Issa]

Ye. They just brought it up and I was like, really? Like, I didn't know because we were raised so close and I feel like full sisters.

[Jules]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never have to, like, explain, like, over half. Oh, she's my sister.

[Kalila]

Yeah. You should never have to.

[Esther]

Yeah, I agree.

[Jenna]

I wonder if I should stop calling my sister my half sister.

[Esther]

Because it's weird. But it's weird, but it makes sense for you.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

It also maybe makes sense. Maybe you have to say that because she is so tall.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

And you are so tiny. And you probably want to somehow, like, explain the discrepancy there, right? Discrepancy.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

She's my half sister.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

It's like, no one was thinking that. She wasn't.

[Jenna]

Wait, last night. Okay, so you know the show A Thousand Pound Sisters?

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Yeah, so I know you do. So there is someone, like, brought it up and I. I thought 1000 pound sisters meant each sister is a thousand pounds. But then someone explained to me that it's just the total of the weight of the two. So then I told everyone that me and my sister together weigh a pounds, which is my sick burn to my sister. Okay. Anyway, she's nine.

[Esther]

What if it was you weigh 900 pounds.

[Jenna]

Look at me. I know you don't think you would move here because your dad's A judge. I feel like you could commit crimes there and be chill.

[Kalila]

Yeah. Yes.

[Issa]

Oh, my gosh. I feel like I really want to talk about this because my dad has, like, a lot of connections, right? And then, like, no one in the Philippines follows, like, road rules and stuff. Like, the road is, like, so chaotic, right?

[Kalila]

The wild, wild West.

[Esther]

Yeah, it's like Mexico.

[F]

Like.

[Issa]

Yeah, but, like, the red light is, like, a suggestion because, like, there's not even any lights.

[Kalila]

Like, it's.

[Jenna]

We.

[Kalila]

We do have some stop lights.

[Issa]

Like, example, the one in Mar. It's, like, broken. Like, it's there and it's red.

[Kalila]

It's a suggestion.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Like, stop here if you wish.

[Issa]

No one follows it. But, like, my dad's brother, I don't know what he does, but I do know that when my mom's driver's license was expensive expired, they were like, oh, yeah, let's just get a new one. And she didn't even have to take it again. Like, she was just like, yeah, let's just get a new one. And then so I told my dad, I was like, hey, dad, do I have to take the driver's, like, test? And he was like, no, you don't need to. And I'm like, oh, okay. I don't really, like.

[Jenna]

So you're like, a princess there.

[Issa]

Yeah, I am. And I'm, like, the only girl from my dad's side. I mean, my Ate. But, like.

[Jenna]

Okay, wait.

[Kalila]

Have you. Right here.

[Jenna]

Wait, you're. You're somebody's ate now?

[Esther]

They're half sister.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Called you Ate. What is Ate? Oh, I thought it was Auntie.

[Kalila]

No, Tita.

[Jenna]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Esther]

Like, Tito Bobby.

[Jenna]

But do you think you'd ever want to move to LA and become a podcaster?

[Esther]

I feel like Esther really wants you to move here.

[Kalila]

Here. Do you think it's more fun?

[Issa]

Yeah, it's so fun. There's, like, nothing to do there. Like, Like, I was already, like, dreading the fact that I had to, like, drive there because, like, no one knows how to drive there. Even though, like, if they have a license and stuff, they still don't know how to drive.

[Kalila]

I disagree.

[Issa]

Really?

[Kalila]

I think that Filipinos are the best drivers because we don't have rules. So it's kind of like you are driving into absolute chaos. So if you get out of it alive, I agree with you.

[Esther]

I think that driving chaotically and driving without skill is different than driving how y' all drive.

[Kalila]

And guess what's the difference between here and there? What? Don't you see in The Philippines that Americans have, you see it every single day.

[Esther]

Accidents, bumper stickers, road rage.

[Issa]

Oh.

[Kalila]

No matter the chaos, no matter the broken stop lights, everyone is communicating with their horns.

[Issa]

Oh, my God, it's so loud there.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Issa]

The roads are so loud.

[Kalila]

So you don't hear. You only honk the horn when you're mad. Right over there, it's like you have all the little codes.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

To let the other car know if.

[Esther]

You'Re making a skill.

[Kalila]

It's skill.

[Esther]

It's skill. Oh, move in here. I see that space there. I'll let someone go.

[Kalila]

And eye contact. I.

[Jenna]

What is your opinion of America and Americans?

[Issa]

I.

[Esther]

North American.

[Kalila]

She's going to get dragged by ice.

[Issa]

What you say is, okay, I love America.

[Esther]

We'll have to bleep all of this.

[Issa]

But I think it's, like, so much more fun here because there's, like, like, so much people here. And there was actually a girl that reached out to me, like, from the podcast. From the other podcast. She's, like, my age. I think she's, like, younger, but she was so fun, and it's just, like, so.

[Esther]

Okay, don't trust. Don't trust someone who reaches out to you.

[Issa]

She's like. She's from New York.

[Kalila]

Oh, can you have a little pen?

[Esther]

Okay. But is it actually from New York? Is it actually a girl?

[F]

Yeah, it is a girl.

[Issa]

She, like, posts like, you don't know.

[Jenna]

Were you already. Wait, she found you on a different podcast?

[Kalila]

Bed friends.

[Issa]

Yeah, I think.

[Kalila]

Or Tiger belly.

[Issa]

Bad friends. Or Tiger Belly. But there have been, like, really? People who found me on there. Like, there was this one guy, he was talking to me. He told me, he messaged me. He was like, oh, yeah, like, your glow up has been so amazing. Like, your boyfriend is so lucky.

[Jenna]

Wait, how old is this guy?

[Issa]

This guy looked like he was, like, 40. And I was like.

[Esther]

But then, like, you know how you're.

[Issa]

Like, curious and you're like, like, oh, what does this guy have to say about me? So I just.

[Esther]

But whatever you do, don't accept the request.

[Issa]

I've never accepted.

[Kalila]

Just take a peek and then be like. And that's it. Yeah.

[Esther]

There are, like, 700 requests that I'll never open.

[Jenna]

Okay, we get it. You're pretty, Jenna.

[Kalila]

You're hot.

[Jenna]

Shut the.

[Kalila]

She hasn't had to pay for Matcha since the dawn of time. You know what? I'm gonna take my moment again to look at the camera.

[Esther]

Guys, guys, she's turning a corner.

[Kalila]

I've turned a corner, in case you forgot. From 20 minutes.

[Esther]

What's your.

[Jenna]

What's your Instagram handle?

[Kalila]

My Instagram handle is Calamity K. But no, my cash app.

[Esther]

Yeah, what's your cash app? What's your cash app? Now is your time.

[Kalila]

Right now. Right now is my time.

[Esther]

My Venmo is Jenna Dash Jimenez.

[Kalila]

Wait, what's my Venmo? What's my Venmo? I can't miss out, so hang on one second.

[Esther]

Delilah, come on.

[Kalila]

I don't know my Venmo. What? Don't you let me miss this opportunity?

[Esther]

Anyway, I would just like to say that you speak better English than me. Really?

[Issa]

No.

[Kalila]

That's my Venmo. Okay?

[Esther]

We are out here. And you know what? You know what? This is why I don't think there's anything wrong with it anymore. Because I'm like, you're not extorting people. You out here giving stuff for free to them all the time, and I need to pay my rent.

[Jenna]

That you should say that just as a ad for our Patreon, because people complain that we're charging.

[Esther]

It's like, you guys come here for free every week and give episodes to people who expect them for free. So Patreon is completely understandable. I think that people have started to think that you have to create content for them all the time. And when I kind of stopped creating content on Instagram and stopped posting, people would write to me, like, is everything okay? What's going on? You haven't posted in a couple of days, and it's like, whoa, you really get them. Used to be posting for free. So get your money.

[Jenna]

Sending and receiving money. It needs to be chill, it needs to be good, and you don't need.

[Esther]

To be logging into stuff.

[Jenna]

It needs to be fast.

[Kalila]

Hey, listen, also, if you are in a fandom relationship like Jenna, Cash app.

[Esther]

It is, baby, I need to get Cash app.

[Jenna]

Cash App is fast. It's easy. It's safe.

[Kalila]

Your money shows up right away. No waiting around for days. It's your money. You shouldn't have to wait.

[Jenna]

It's secure, it's safe. You can do personalized payments, and you're.

[Esther]

Not, like, accidentally sending money to the wrong person like on some other apps where you, like, send it and then there's no way to get it back.

[Jenna]

Oh, and also, it makes splitting bills after meals so much easier. Like, it's just very customized and it's less stressful. Personally, Kyle, you use Cash App?

[Kalila]

Hell, yeah, baby.

[Jenna]

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[Kalila]

And then send me half of that.

[Jenna]

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[Esther]

It's not like the other ones where it's like super, super tight feel like you're wearing a push up bra.

[Kalila]

I think I gave up on push up bras a while back because they would just dig in.

[Esther]

It felt like armor.

[Kalila]

And then when you would wear clothing on top it would look look a little like too like bulky. But this Skims ultimate is seamless. It just gives you enough of an.

[Jenna]

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[Esther]

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[Jenna]

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[Kalila]

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[Jenna]

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[Kalila]

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[Esther]

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[Kalila]

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[Kalila]

I need Esther's advice. I've hit a social media jag where I do not want to post anything I noticed on the grid.

[Jenna]

I've been waiting for you to come to me for this.

[Kalila]

I'm paralyzed. I'm paralyzed and only because it's like I'm terrified of any. I need your guidance.

[Jenna]

I went through this. First of all, do you guys use social media?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

You do.

[Esther]

You post as much as I do, which is like, once every.

[Jenna]

Yeah, you never. Okay. So like the first year after I had Ace, it was kind of like I was in this thing of, like. I don't know what to say. Like, I felt really frozen and, like, unsure. And then I just decided, like, I'm gonna just hold my nose and take a deep breath and jump in.

[Esther]

And I'd like you to act out the metaphor.

[Jenna]

When I. When I go in water, I have to hold it like this.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

I don't know how to do it on my own. And so I just go out there and bomb post stuff. It's easier on Tick Tock. Just post stuff that you don't care and you just have to get into the rhythm of it. And then like, after you post like 10 bad things, one thing will be good. But I know you're talking about Instagram grid. Just get some cute photos to. To just like, you know, I think.

[Kalila]

That'S probably what it is, a cute photo.

[Jenna]

Yeah. You just need to look good.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Because I feel like I have no more cute photos and I am never cute anymore and nothing looks good.

[Kalila]

And I'm like, you know, I guess it's fun. Instagram is fun again in that you could just throw a random carousel on there and who gives a shit if it's a toenail. Yeah, it is fun in that way anymore. Like, I feel like, people are curating it a little bit less.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

I think you should do a video of you washing your hair in the shower.

[Kalila]

If you say so. Just for you.

[Esther]

I said that we should do that. Here, get that, Eb.

[Jenna]

Wait, and how do you use social media?

[Issa]

I spam.

[Jules]

She's very active.

[Kalila]

Wait, can you tell them your. She trolls her own mom.

[Issa]

Oh, my God.

[Kalila]

What is one of your Instagram accounts? What's his name?

[Issa]

I forgot. I think it was like. No, Vishwajit. I made this other account, and I wanted it to be what's his name repeated Vishwajit. And I wanted it to be, like, a stalking account.

[Kalila]

And it's a Bangladeshi man.

[Issa]

Yeah, yeah, but it's her. Yeah. I had, like, all types of pictures, and my. My captions are like, oh, yeah, what a nice life. And so. So I. There was one night. Vishwajit. Vishwajit. And it was like, a couple nights before we were going to Hawaii, like, two years ago. And then, like, everything was so funny to me. And so I was like, oh, I'm gonna message my mom on this account.

[Jules]

Free iPhone.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Issa]

I think they told her to say something for a free iPhone. And she was like, I love Vishwaji. I love Vishwaji.

[Kalila]

And then you can get a free iPhone.

[Issa]

And then she was like, I love Vishwaji. And then she came up to me, like, a couple minutes later, and she was like, oh, my gosh, Issa. Like, someone just messaged me, I'm gonna get a free iPhone.

[Jenna]

I'm like, no, you're not.

[Kalila]

Vishuangi.

[Jenna]

That is so.

[Issa]

That is me.

[Esther]

When did she go?

[Jenna]

When you told her?

[Issa]

She was like. She was laughing.

[Esther]

It was really so.

[Kalila]

If he had seen the picture that she ch for her spam account, it's just this random, like, Indian man.

[Esther]

Okay, if you think Vishwajit is real, like, that other people could think he's real, then your friend in New York might not be real. Thank you. I'm not saying they don't like you. I'm saying don't go meet up with them.

[Kalila]

I will say that this generation, though, so much more savvy with what's real and what's not than us. We're the ones who are going to get fooled on there. These guys.

[Jenna]

I think she knows what she's doing.

[Kalila]

No way. Nothing will get past them.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Even Arma, my mama doesn't know anything about AI. Like, picture. She thinks it's real.

[Kalila]

When she sees, like. Like, an otter riding an alligator, she thinks that's real. Oh, my mom now, mama, though, she goes, is this AI Darling? Is this AI Darling everything now? And I'm like, no, that's a real picture, Mom.

[Esther]

It's your neighbor.

[Jules]

Is this AI Darling?

[Kalila]

But she really just kind of, like, upset. Gets me when she believes, like, you know, source Facebook always. But she was like, did you know Kim Kardashian is transitioning like that? Because where do you hear that? Facebook. I'm like, okay, mom. Must be true.

[Esther]

And I wish that the moms would get off social media, Meaning my mom.

[Kalila]

Oh, yeah, your mom be on those. In those comments, she's like, on it.

[Esther]

But doesn't understand that, like, the comments are not like a text to your best friend.

[Issa]

Like, everyone sees it, man.

[Esther]

She commented on something once that was like, a friend of mine, but who. They weren't really a friend. And it was like, a friend in the industry. And I didn't know them that well. And she commented on their photo. Jenna, do you know them? Tagged me, Jenna, do you know them? And I said, mom, Mom, mom, mom, can you. Can you. When did you. Can you please delete this? And I was like, fuck, don't delete it. Because now. And she's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that they could. That everyone could see that. I thought I was directing. I thought I was PMing them. Is what she said. Private messaging them or private messaging you? I'm like, but it was their photo from.

[Jenna]

See, now my thing is, I wake up every time I open Instagram. There's 12 new reels in my DM sent to me from my mom. It's like, how to, like, pay attention to your child better. How to, like, feed your baby. I'm like, mom, why didn't you look at these when you were raising me? Like, this is so, like, not cool.

[Esther]

My mom sends me all of these like. Like security hacks, right? Like, don't. Don't be on your phone at the gas station. Don't be. She sends me, and I'm like, mom, this is, like, so fear mongering all the time. She's like, well, I'm just gonna send it as they come up. I'm like, I wish you wouldn't. Because now her whole algorithm is just like, if you're a woman, how to not get killed and raped, then she.

[Kalila]

Just sends them to the hotel room. Little lock. My mom sent me that video eight times already when he traveled our lake. Darling, when you travel.

[Esther]

I'm like, yo, I'm not doing none.

[Jenna]

Of That I always picture your mom is not, like, trying to make you safer, but, like, trying to make you tougher. So I feel like your mom will, like, hire a guy to, like, scare you. Like, I just feel like she's doing weird things behind the scenes.

[Kalila]

My mom is one of those people that fully believes that, like, for me and my sister, her big back bitches to not take the path of least resistance. If someone comes at us, you. You attack back. And I'm like, no, ma. Run away, look away, call for help. She's like, no, you get physical. You get physical. So if someone is trying to break in that door, you fucking kick, you fight, you bite, you do all of that. I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right. This is coming from a lady when she rode the the Mummy at Universal Studios.

[Jenna]

That ride is so scary.

[Kalila]

The Mummy, if you guys don't know, it goes one direction and it's kind of scary, but it stops and then it moves backwards right in my head. For years, every time I think of Universal Studios, like, my mom's voice of like, huh, Backward, backward she goes, huh.

[Esther]

She didn't know that it was. She thought it was broken or something. And I can just see her gripping it.

[Kalila]

She probably, like, pulled off the rails.

[Esther]

Her mom is so fucking strong. Every time she says hi to me, she assaults me. Like, she's like, I can't do it to you cause I'll break you. But she is, like, smashing the back of your back to say hi. She's grabbing my tits.

[Kalila]

Yeah, that's a. That's a very Filipino trait, though. We don't know how to laugh in peace. We don't know how to keep our hands here. And go. We go to the ground. We pull each other to the ground.

[Esther]

Yeah, I love that.

[Jenna]

What is your guys's mom like?

[Jules]

She's crazy.

[Esther]

What? She's not crazy.

[Kalila]

We're beefing, but go ahead.

[Jules]

Yeah, everyone's beefing with her. But I like.

[Esther]

I like her. We're not beefing.

[Jules]

I don't know, because my relationship with her is different with her, too.

[Issa]

Yeah, you know what? I'm like, I'm actually so happy that they were so strict with her because now they don't do anything to me. And it's like. It's like I get mad at my brothers, like, every single day. And my mom's like, oh, Isa, why are you getting mad at them? I'm like, dude.

[Kalila]

They're like, but wouldn't you say she lets the boys do everything?

[Jules]

She's a mama's boy.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

She's a, like, total boy mom.

[Jules]

And then she hates us.

[Kalila]

She hates them.

[Issa]

Yeah. But you know what? She has been getting so much better with me. Like, she's so much nice.

[Esther]

She was, like, nice for you.

[Kalila]

Yeah, it's. She's always been, like, pretty open about it, too. She's just like, I don't know what to do. The girls. You raise the girls. I love my boys. Straight up, like. And she'll, like, come on here and tell you that. She's like, I. I'm not a girl mom.

[Jenna]

Like, how does it.

[Kalila]

What.

[Jenna]

How does that happen? Because my mom only had two girls. Like, if she had had a boy, which would. Is she susceptible to having that happen?

[Kalila]

I don't know. I don't know how it happens. So loving to the boys, and she hardly, like, touches you guys.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

How does it happen?

[Esther]

It's got to be her own personal past.

[Issa]

I do this thing where, like, when someone, like, does me wrong, I, like, analyze them, and I'm like, what happened to you that made you like this? And so I was analyzing my mom, and I realized that she doesn't really have, like, a mother figure because, you know, like, every single mother left her. And so that's probably why she kind of, like. She's not. She doesn't mess with women, and she.

[Esther]

Doesn'T know what to do. And it also probably hurts her.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Esther]

The connection.

[Kalila]

Your mom had it really rough as a teenager. And as a young adult, she probably is terrified to misguide you because she herself was a mess when she was.

[Esther]

Your age, which is also why she was probably so hard on you, because she's like, I'm gonna do this perfectly, and everything is gonna be structured and. Right. And she's never gonna fuck up.

[Kalila]

Oh, she beat the shit out of Jules.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Remember the lice?

[Jules]

Yeah. Even. Even worse than that.

[Kalila]

She.

[Jules]

She used all. Anything to beat me. But then she wasn't that strict.

[Kalila]

It was so funny.

[Issa]

I don't know, Jules.

[Kalila]

Can we tell the life story?

[Jules]

Oh, yeah.

[Kalila]

So when they came from the Philippines, everyone had lice, you guys.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Everyone had lies.

[Kalila]

But it's so common because the hot weather. I love my lice. I'm not talking about my life. I love lice. That is itchy.

[Jenna]

They were your.

[Esther]

My friends.

[Kalila]

They're my friends.

[Jules]

Because I had lice.

[Kalila]

It would.

[Jules]

Under the skin, it. I would have, like, wounds so painful, they would burrow. Yeah.

[Kalila]

Okay.

[Esther]

That means you had them for, like, a very long time.

[Jules]

Hated it. And then that's why Issa had so much dice. So I would, like, just get away from me.

[Esther]

Do you have lice right now?

[Kalila]

And then Issa would just when they were kids. And so when they were much younger, they both had lice. They came over to vacation, and then her mom use the same brush that was used on Issa, on Jules. And then Jules, like, flipped out, and she was like, don't use that brush on my hair because she has lice. I saw my sister, honey, literally, like, from all the way up here, take that brush and just. Just whip the out of her head. Like, just multiple times, like, in front of me. And that was the first time. Did you not see me? Like. Like, you were jump in.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jules]

You and ethical window.

[Kalila]

We were like. Like, oh, hell no. Like, we pulled her out of there. I was so mad because I was so fully triggered from when I was, like, beat as a kid.

[Esther]

Wow.

[Kalila]

And I was like, no.

[Jenna]

Jenna, will you give us all lice checks, guys?

[Esther]

Yes. I think we need to send Esther to the Philippines with your mom. I need to put this in check because, Esther, you be having it so good, and you don't even know.

[Jenna]

Everybody always says that I need to get beat up.

[Kalila]

You do, you know? No, no.

[Jenna]

That's what Pat said.

[Kalila]

There are people who need. Need to get beat up. You are not one of them.

[Jenna]

Really?

[Kalila]

Yeah. Trust me when I say sometimes I have to sit on my hands when I look at some people's behavior, and I'm like, you have never been beaten your life. And it shows.

[Esther]

You maybe need to be punched, like, two times, but no, but in a.

[Kalila]

Really, like, not so, like, not in your organs. So not like a gut punch, Maybe not.

[Esther]

You need, like, a little slap.

[Jenna]

Thank you. You want to preserve my eggs? Thank you.

[Kalila]

I want to preserve your organs.

[Jenna]

Thank you.

[Kalila]

Yeah. And you're so. Yeah. No, not you.

[Jenna]

Did you guys ever beat each other up?

[Jules]

I did not her. Like, I would beat her up. And the. My brothers, too.

[Issa]

Oh, yeah.

[Jules]

That's why they hate me because I think they're also traumatized you were their abuser, Jules.

[Kalila]

Yeah, but you didn't know any better.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jules]

And also I had to, like, watch them because mama had to work.

[Kalila]

And, like, you were the mom, so.

[Jules]

I was just, like, annoyed that I didn't know what to do, so I would just beat them.

[Kalila]

It's okay. Their dad's a judge. They're protected.

[Esther]

They didn't have an iPad, so I would just.

[Kalila]

Yeah. Goodness. Okay. I know that Stella prepared a very intricate. This is going to be Very cultural game for us.

[Esther]

Thank you.

[Kalila]

Did you know this in honor of AAPI Month and Jewish Month, Jewish heritage, we are doing.

[Esther]

I feel like you did research last night.

[Jenna]

I literally didn't. And we're. Don't worry.

[Esther]

We're, you know, everything.

[Jenna]

Wait, we have. We're playing Jeopardy. There's three categories on the board.

[Esther]

I don't even know how to play Jeopardy.

[Jenna]

You don't? Oh my God. Whatever. You're stupid.

[Esther]

Food.

[Jenna]

Why am I getting mad? Food, history and tradition and pop culture and all of these could be from Jews or Filipinos.

[F]

No, they're. Each person has their own board.

[Kalila]

Okay, great. Thank you.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Why don't you let explain the game.

[Kalila]

So it's you guys against Esther versus Jenna and then the three of us.

[F]

Against each other, and then each.

[Kalila]

Each of you.

[F]

I think I'm changing it so you have to strategically choose. Like you probably know more maybe just because you've been on Earth longer. So the harder one.

[Kalila]

I haven't been in school in a while.

[F]

Only the person who chooses it can either get it right or wrong. You can't.

[Esther]

I just came to Earth, so I don't know much. You just.

[Jenna]

You go take a little night. Night.

[Esther]

Food for 100.

[Kalila]

Okay, well, hold on. Let's introduce properly.

[Jenna]

I was like killila, Killila.

[Kalila]

Kalila, Kalila, Kalila.

[Jenna]

Will you introduce this game?

[Kalila]

Oh, sure. With a mouthful of banana. I'm. I'm here to introduce. Happy Jewish Heritage Month. Thank you to Jenna and Esther and all of those celebrating. This is Jeopardy. With our host, Stella Young. And let's. Let's get going. Very good.

[Esther]

Food for a hundred.

[F]

Okay, which seafood?

[Kalila]

Wait, wait, I got it. How do I.

[Jenna]

Wait, how do we answer?

[F]

Okay, so this is the.

[Esther]

This is what I. Yeah, that was my question. Question.

[F]

You each get one chance to answer the question and.

[Esther]

But you can't just yell it.

[Jenna]

Yeah, we can, Right?

[F]

No, you can't yell it cuz I.

[Esther]

Said food for 100.

[Kalila]

It's jeopardy, Esther. You can't scream it out.

[Jenna]

This doesn't sound like Jeopardy.

[Esther]

I said food for 100. So I get a chance if I get it wrong.

[F]

Okay, which seafood is considered.

[Esther]

Get filter fish. Wait, sorry.

[Jenna]

Locks.

[Esther]

Sorry. Wait, wait. I didn't finish hearing it. I don't know how to play games in this seafood.

[Jenna]

You already got it, right?

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Which deep Uno. You already lost.

[F]

It's Jeopardy Rules. So I have to finish the question and then you answer.

[Jenna]

No, but she didn't.

[Esther]

She.

[Kalila]

Shut up.

[Esther]

Dish.

[F]

No, I know you're right.

[Esther]

You should be punched.

[Jenna]

That one is not going to put the right answer.

[F]

Wait, you guys are on the same. You guys are on the same team, you know.

[Esther]

Oh.

[Kalila]

Oh, really?

[Esther]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

[Kalila]

Oh, I see.

[Esther]

I see.

[Jenna]

What just happened to me. Finish asking the question.

[F]

Okay, Jenna, which seafood is considered non kosher?

[Esther]

Shrimp. What are they called, though? Crustaceans.

[Issa]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Bottom feeders.

[Esther]

Bottom feeders.

[Kalila]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Could you say one more that has claws?

[Esther]

Esther?

[Jenna]

Lobster.

[F]

Yeah, There you go.

[Esther]

Okay.

[F]

Asian side.

[Kalila]

Okay. Go ahead, East. We'll help you.

[Issa]

Okay.

[Kalila]

I choose history, tradition, or pop culture for any of the amounts. Go hard. Go, go.

[Issa]

Okay. Hard food for 400.

[Kalila]

Okay.

[F]

Okay.

[Esther]

What is.

[F]

What is the Japanese term?

[Kalila]

Japanese. We're doing all Filipinos.

[F]

Oh, we're doing all Asian and Filipino. Koinda sent me both.

[Jenna]

Oh, my.

[Jules]

But Issa knows Japanese at the.

[Kalila]

Okay, go ahead.

[Issa]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

What is the Japanese term for the sav. Fifth taste found in foods like.

[Esther]

Oh, come on.

[F]

Soy sauce and seaweed.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Issa]

Oh, mommy.

[F]

Yes, yes.

[Jenna]

That better not be a 400 point question.

[Issa]

That was 400.

[Jenna]

Literally everyone knows that this is rigged against the Jews.

[F]

That was 300. It was 300. Okay, will you take 300?

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Esther]

Okay, let's go big. Let's go.

[Jenna]

Hard food for 500 for the Jewish girls.

[F]

What dish, now that we're teaming, made from chopped liver and onions is a traditional Ashkenazi appetizer?

[Esther]

It's not charoset. That's with the apples. Oh, my God. I've eaten it.

[Jenna]

I don't know what it's called.

[Esther]

Can you give us what it starts with, since you did that for them? C. Okay, but is it like a.

[Jenna]

Or a.

[Kalila]

It's a ch.

[Jenna]

I don't know what it's called. Okay. I never learned that. What is it called?

[F]

So it's a trick question because it's chopped liver.

[Esther]

I was gonna say. I've eaten chopped liver.

[Kalila]

I was gonna say, like, pate or.

[Esther]

Something, but that's all I know it as is chopped liver.

[F]

It was a 500. It's tricky.

[Jenna]

That was shady.

[Kalila]

I'm gonna go ahead and choose history and tradition for 500. Let's go big.

[F]

Where was Genghis Khan buried?

[Kalila]

Oh, my God. Mongolia.

[F]

No.

[Kalila]

What the. Hang on. Can I just say something?

[Jenna]

She's getting nasty.

[F]

I knew you guys were gonna get mad at me.

[Issa]

I knew it.

[Kalila]

Just because we're Aapi, we're Filipino, we don't know any of them. We don't know other Asia.

[Issa]

Islamists.

[Jenna]

Well, it's.

[Kalila]

It isn't.

[Esther]

Well, we got A trick question.

[F]

It is. This is also a trick question. That's a good. That's a good hint that I can give you. And also, it isn't Filipino month. It's Asian. All Asia.

[Kalila]

I know, but we're Filipino.

[Jules]

Can it just be Filipino? Question.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

See, we gotta be knowing stuff about Jews all around the world, not just the Jews here.

[Kalila]

Yeah, but it's like we're supposed to know what, 18,000 cultures. The Filipino ones only, Stella. Okay, let's start over. Can I get history and tradition for 500? Can I get Filipino history and tradition for 500?

[F]

When does Christmas start in the Philippines?

[Kalila]

I have the answer.

[F]

Okay, hold on.

[Kalila]

What do you think?

[Jules]

September.

[F]

You all have to agree on the answer.

[Kalila]

No.

[Issa]

The moment.

[Kalila]

The real answer, look me in the eyeballs is it doesn't start and it doesn't stop.

[Issa]

True.

[Kalila]

It's Christmas all year, every day. When the malls they have loves Christmas songs.

[Jenna]

That's true.

[Jules]

SM always has Christmas trees all year long.

[Kalila]

They never take it down. My answer is all year long. That's correct.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Esther]

That was amazing. I think I was so serious the way you said no. You said 15. You said you are wrong. You also said no. You also said, you idiot.

[Kalila]

Can I tell you why it's for 500? Because in the Philippines we consider bur months. We always say, oh, bur month. September. And then that's Christmas. But no, if it's 500, I know it's a trick.

[Jules]

Nice.

[Esther]

Okay, okay, okay. This game, what do we do?

[Jenna]

I can't see the. What's the categories again?

[Esther]

Well, I don't know nothing about pop culture.

[Jenna]

Pop culture for 200.

[Esther]

That's on you. That's all you.

[Jenna]

The answer better be Seth Rogen. It better be easy as.

[Esther]

No, it's gonna be what's her name?

[F]

Name a Jewish singer.

[Jenna]

I got one time.

[Kalila]

I was gonna say Barb, but.

[Jenna]

Oh, wait, that's a good one.

[Esther]

I was thinking of like Bette Midler.

[Jenna]

Sorry, she's done.

[Esther]

Is she.

[Jenna]

She might not be Jewish.

[Esther]

Damn, she's Jewish to me.

[Kalila]

Issa Pink.

[Esther]

Also.

[Jules]

Pop culture for 500.

[Issa]

We're not gonna kill.

[F]

This is really hard. The main character in season one of Squid Game, what is his player number?

[Issa]

4, 5, 6?

[Kalila]

Correct.

[Esther]

Guys, do you see what happened there? That was magic. They literally went. I felt like I was watching the OA and they went.

[Kalila]

Far fetched.

[Jenna]

Look at how happy Kalila got.

[F]

Hey, by the way, that was Korean. It wasn't Filipino.

[Kalila]

Well, it's okay. Squid game. Okay, It's Okay.

[Esther]

Squid game.

[Kalila]

They loud squid game. No, it's okay.

[Jenna]

It's okay.

[Esther]

It's okay.

[Issa]

A dice.

[Esther]

Good game. Okay, should we do, like, food or something?

[Jenna]

Let's do food for 400 and no tricks.

[F]

What is the name of the rolled pastry with sweet filling, often with nuts or chocolate, popular in the Ashkenazi baking?

[Kalila]

Yes. Wow, they got that.

[Esther]

Not arugula.

[Jenna]

And by the way, it sucks.

[Esther]

Filipino team winning.

[Kalila]

May I have History and tradition for 300, please? Filipino history and tradition for 300, please.

[F]

What are the three stars of the Filipino flag?

[Kalila]

Okay. Luzon, Visayas, Mindanao.

[Esther]

Okay.

[F]

See, it's feeling a little bit like these are the ones that your sister sent. Okay?

[Kalila]

Lizandre. S. No, you have to know that. You guys know that, right?

[Esther]

Yeah, she sent one.

[Issa]

And we just have really easy.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Issa]

Oh, that's so easy.

[F]

Pop culture for 400, sing one line from a Beastie Boy song.

[Esther]

Girls. All I really want is girls. In the morning it's girls, and in the evening. Thank you.

[Jenna]

And why did we have to do that? Are they Jewish?

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Really?

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Oh, is that why there's a bagel truck called the Yeasty Boys?

[Esther]

Yeah, that makes sense now.

[Issa]

Pop culture for pop culture. 300.

[Kalila]

For 300. Oh, this is. You guys.

[F]

What is the name of the Filipino Sesame street puppet?

[Jenna]

Oh, my God.

[Jules]

We don't watch Sesame Street.

[Jenna]

The televisions in the Philippines.

[Kalila]

Oh, wait, hold on. Can I guess? Is it Agapito?

[F]

No.

[Esther]

Looks like it's our turn.

[Jenna]

Wait, what is it?

[F]

Badabot.

[Jenna]

Huh?

[Issa]

I've never seen a tea boat.

[Esther]

Looks like it's B. Not you.

[Jenna]

Pop culture 300.

[Esther]

Esther, why are you doing the pop culture?

[Jenna]

The ones we're getting, right? Dumbass.

[F]

Okay, in the Rugrats cartoon. Did you watch Rugrats?

[Jenna]

Yes.

[Esther]

No.

[F]

In the Passover episode.

[Esther]

What the fuck? That was, like, 6,000 years ago.

[F]

Who played Moses? Which baby?

[Esther]

Well, maybe Tommy. I know Tommy exists. That's all I know. What are the other.

[Jenna]

I don't remember. Chucky, Phil and Lil Villain.

[Esther]

Lil Feeling.

[Kalila]

Will.

[Jenna]

Chucky.

[F]

It was Tommy.

[Kalila]

Oh, Jenna.

[Esther]

I can't believe I was.

[Jenna]

Wait, it was Jenna. Got it.

[Kalila]

Give her half of the 300.

[Esther]

Because we. @ the same time. I said I feel like it's Tommy, and you said jackie.

[Jenna]

I thought it was Tommy, too, but then her face was weird.

[Esther]

Why are you looking at her face?

[F]

Don't look at my face, because her.

[Esther]

Face gonna try and send you off.

[Kalila]

Jules. Food.

[Jules]

Food for.

[Kalila]

Okay. Filipino food.

[Jules]

Yeah, yeah. Food for 200.

[F]

Which Filipino dish uses pigs brains as one of its key ingredients and served. Sizzling.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Yes. Right?

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Hey, hey.

[F]

Could you smell that?

[Kalila]

U, S, L, O, B, B, U, W, A.

[F]

No, what is it?

[Kalila]

It's not Dinuguan.

[F]

It's S I, S, I, Q. I was gonna wait.

[Kalila]

Sea Sorg, bro. No, Sisig is pork face, not pork brain.

[F]

All right, well, chat gbt.

[Kalila]

No, the pork brain is not seasick. Sisig is going to be the pig.

[Issa]

Head because tusul bua is straight up like pig brain. And then it's like you're gonna correct SAP GPT there.

[Kalila]

So give us something half. Half. Hold on.

[Esther]

And this is proof that AI is.

[Kalila]

Not the way it's not.

[Jenna]

We'll take history and tradition. For 300.

[Esther]

We will.

[F]

Who was the first Jew?

[Jenna]

Jesus. Right? Or Moses?

[Esther]

It's either Jesus or Moses. Wait, so Jesus rose from the dead. Moses split the sea and walked for four. It's gotta be Jesus. That's right. Didn't Jesus exist before Jesus? Right? It's gotta be Jesus.

[Jenna]

Moses, Jamosis.

[F]

Okay, it's Abraham. So they got both?

[Esther]

Yeah, Abraham. Abraham. Fuck that hoe.

[Kalila]

Oh, Abrahamic.

[Esther]

I guess there's no way that Abraham was the first Jew.

[Kalila]

I mean, yeah, you get the credit.

[Esther]

But there was like a cooler Jew before, you know, Jesus. Okay, but what about Jesus?

[Kalila]

What about him, Jenna?

[Jenna]

My name was gonna be Abraham if I was a boy. Really?

[Kalila]

Really. How cute.

[Jenna]

Let's be real.

[Esther]

Your name should be Abraham. When I look at you, that makes sense. Abraham.

[Jenna]

That's why Ace is Ace. Because of a for Abraham. Because that's my grandfather.

[Esther]

Because then I go. Abe.

[Kalila]

Yeah, Abe.

[Jenna]

You can call me Abe.

[Esther]

What up, Abe?

[Kalila]

I'm gonna go and take a swing for History and tradition. For 500.

[Jules]

Didn't we take that?

[Kalila]

Yeah. For 300 then.

[F]

For 300. Who was the first Filipino president of the Commonwealth of the Philippines?

[Jules]

Emilio Aguinaldo.

[Kalila]

Wait, Emilio was the first president ever? Yeah, in the five peso. Emilio?

[Jules]

Yeah, it's Emilio.

[F]

It's Manuel Rojas, Quezon.

[Kalila]

Oh, well, the Filipinos are failing, guys.

[Jenna]

Wow.

[Esther]

You're still winning.

[Kalila]

I never thought.

[Esther]

You're still winning, though.

[Jenna]

Pop culture 200.

[Esther]

Ah, man.

[F]

Which actor, born Melvin Kaminsky, is a legendary Jewish comedian, creator of the Producers and Young Frankenstein.

[Esther]

I don't even understand what that person said. What did it say?

[Jenna]

It's fine.

[Kalila]

All you need to know is Young Frankenstein. And the answer is there.

[Jenna]

What's his last name? Kavitsky. Kavitsky.

[Kalila]

Kaminsky. I think.

[Jenna]

I think I really should have changed my last name.

[F]

Kaminsky.

[Kalila]

All right. Here we go. Pop culture for 200.

[F]

Finish the song lyrics. Blood sucker fame.

[Jenna]

You guys.

[Kalila]

Rodrigo.

[Jules]

Blood sucker fame.

[Jenna]

Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire.

[Kalila]

Yes.

[F]

Correct.

[Kalila]

Esther knew that.

[Esther]

Yeah. Even I knew that. And I don't know nothing.

[F]

Do we have a score?

[Esther]

Okay, The Jews have 1,350 points and the Filipino team has 2,200 points. Fuck. What do we have?

[Jenna]

Not good. We'll do a translation for 500, even though we won't get it.

[F]

What is the significance of the number. You're not going to get this. What is the significance of the number 613 in Judaism?

[Esther]

Damn, I really should know this. No, I literally. I know. I know this. And my mom is gonna be so upset.

[Jenna]

Could we get a phone a friend and call Jenna's?

[Kalila]

Yeah, you gotta phone a friend.

[Esther]

Yeah. Okay.

[F]

Because you guys are losing so badly. So.

[Esther]

Hey, Siri, please call Mommy on speakerphone.

[Jenna]

I have no Jewish lifeline.

[Kalila]

Hello?

[Esther]

Hey, you're on speakerphone. I'm with literally everyone. What is the significance in Judaism of the number 613? I feel like you've told me this literally before. What I've told you is, like, 36, not 6, 1 3. What the hell is 36?

[Jenna]

Isn't that how much?

[Esther]

Yeah, 18 and 18. Yeah. It's not high, I don't think, because it's 613. Damn, man. We're not doing well.

[Jenna]

No.

[Kalila]

Okay, here we go. We're gonna take History and tradition for 300 again.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Esther]

I'm gonna take a nap.

[F]

In what year did the Philippines officially gain independence from the United states?

[Kalila]

In the 70s, Jules. It's either 1975 or 1976, I think. Jules, you don't.

[Esther]

Don't.

[Jules]

No, no, no.

[F]

Okay, I can give you another one.

[Kalila]

Yeah. Okay. Give us another one.

[Jenna]

Kalila is so freaky when she's competing.

[Kalila]

I don't know.

[Jenna]

I'm getting turned on.

[F]

The problem is, I don't know if these are hard or not.

[Kalila]

Oh, see? It was too easy.

[Jenna]

I'm gonna Venmo you later.

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Esther]

Oh, what was your Venmo at Kalila.

[Kalila]

At Kalila.

[Esther]

Okay. And you're turning a corner accepting money.

[Kalila]

Yes.

[Esther]

Cool.

[Kalila]

Relationships.

[F]

Which day is celebrated as a Philippine Independence Day?

[Kalila]

June. Yeah, it's gonna be June 12th.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

Yeah. So June 12th is technically Filipino Independence Day, even though that's not quite accurate. Right.

[Jules]

But it's always.

[Kalila]

Yeah, but in the Philippines, we celebrate June 12th.

[F]

Yep, you're right.

[Esther]

Well, how about you, too? History, tradition for 500. Which is interesting, because I'm not Seeing no traditions, which is. Tradition is a big part of.

[Jenna]

No, we. We just did history and tradition for five years.

[Esther]

Yeah, but none of them are traditions. They're all histories. What. What I'm saying, you dingbat.

[Jenna]

Okay, look, shut the up.

[Esther]

I guess we have to do food for 200 then.

[Jenna]

This game sucks, and I hate this podcast, and I hate you.

[F]

What are the bitter herbs on the Passover Seder plate meant to symbolize?

[Esther]

The tear. The tears.

[Jenna]

No.

[Esther]

Right.

[Jenna]

That would be salt. You dumb.

[Esther]

The salt, but you dip the herbs in the salt water.

[Jenna]

No. Bitter dirt.

[Esther]

It's parsley. It's parsley. Damn. This is horrible.

[Kalila]

I'm telling you, call Shandy. She'll know.

[Esther]

The salt water is the tears. Right, because you dip the herbs.

[F]

It's not salt. It's not salt water, though. It's the bitter.

[Jenna]

Yeah, stop saying salt.

[Esther]

So maybe it's the hardship. The bitter hardship because it's the hardship.

[Jenna]

That the Jews had to face.

[F]

Or the starts. The b. We just said it a thousand times.

[Esther]

Bitterness. The bitterness. Yes. The bitterness of the times.

[Kalila]

They get that.

[F]

Okay, good job, guys.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

I hope none of my family watches this.

[Issa]

Okay, we'll take pop culture for a hundred.

[F]

Who is known as the Pambansang Kamau National Fist. Who's known as the National Fist of the Philippines. Correct.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Esther]

Even I knew that.

[Kalila]

Someone said.

[Esther]

But I would say.

[Issa]

He'S ready for senior senator.

[Kalila]

Oh, he is.

[Esther]

And that is like. You would know that in your sleep.

[Jenna]

History. Tradition. 500, Abraham.

[F]

This is history. And I'm sorry. Which.

[Esther]

There's no tradition. I would just like to say that.

[Kalila]

But tradition.

[F]

Tradition is the. Yeah, you're right.

[Esther]

And tradition is a huge part of Judaism. Tradition.

[F]

Which famous Jewish man was offered the presidency of Israel and he declined from the United States?

[Kalila]

Oh, whoa.

[Jenna]

Seth Rogen.

[F]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Kalila]

He wasn't Seth Rogen. I think they should get 500 for Seth Rogen.

[Esther]

No, no, no, no.

[Kalila]

I think we give him that.

[F]

He's the smartest man in the world.

[Jenna]

Oh, Albert Einstein.

[Kalila]

Yes. Played by Seth Rogen.

[Jenna]

He was in this movie.

[Esther]

That was smart to decline.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

History, tradition.

[F]

For 100, what do you bring to a Filipino party?

[Jules]

Lumpia.

[Issa]

The hot dogs with the marshmallow.

[Kalila]

No, no, no, no.

[Jenna]

They're.

[Issa]

Oh, you don't bring that, Right?

[Kalila]

No, it can't.

[Esther]

Would.

[Kalila]

What does everyone bring to a party?

[Issa]

Party.

[Jenna]

Empty food.

[Issa]

I mean, I know no one brings for wear.

[Kalila]

Please, I just taught her this the other day.

[Jenna]

You've been teaching me that for years.

[Kalila]

For bring House Tupperware is correct.

[Issa]

Good job. Thank you.

[Kalila]

Okay.

[Esther]

All right, guys, the point total. The Jewish team coming in with 2,000 and the Filipino team with 2,500 points.

[Kalila]

Wow, that was close.

[Esther]

That was like one 500 question.

[F]

And the winners, which we figured was gonna be.

[Kalila]

Oh, my God. Red Ribbon Treats and Saimada.

[Esther]

Wait, the winners, which they figured was not gonna be us.

[Jenna]

So it was rigged. Got it.

[Esther]

So it was rigged.

[Kalila]

Wait, what is that? So it's. There's. Insaimada is like a. A sweet bread. It's like a roll. Like a. Think about like a cinnamon roll, but instead it's with cheese and sugar and margarine. Yeah. And then. But there's an ube one if you like ube, don't you? Don't you yuck my yum, mister.

[Jenna]

Well, you said cinnamon roll, and then I.

[Kalila]

And then it started to go down.

[Esther]

Yeah, it went up from there for me.

[Kalila]

Thank you.

[Esther]

I'm like, damn, that sounds like something you get at the panaderia, the Mexican with some cream inside.

[Jenna]

I'm very judgmental of baked goods in general.

[Kalila]

Can I say something to you that's going to blow your mind, blow your wig back? Pound for pound, the Philippines probably has the best pastries in the world.

[Jenna]

Really?

[Kalila]

Yeah. You cannot go anywhere without. We even have mobile carts of, like, moving bakeries. Everyone has pastries every single day, and there's probably like a thousand different kinds.

[Esther]

And if you got u up in.

[Kalila]

It, and so if you don't like Ensaimada, there's 50, 000 others that you will like. I. I swear, it's like. It's so slept on. We are the capital of sweet food.

[Issa]

A lot of our salty food has sugar in it. A lot of it.

[Esther]

It sounds really, really very Mexican.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

Have you guys ever had. This is a little bit of a change. The levon cookies.

[Kalila]

It's a lavon.

[Esther]

Oh, it's Esther's new personality now.

[Kalila]

Are you just eating their cookies?

[Jenna]

No, I have had them for a while, but I just tried the oatmeal raisin.

[Kalila]

Yeah.

[Jenna]

It is so good. If you guys ever want to spoil me and also derail my life for a gift, for a game that I lose. Oatmeal raisin, Lavon. It's so good.

[Esther]

It's all she's been talking about. And she'll text me. I'm like, what's up for dinner? Well, I just had an oatmeal raisin cookie, so now I'm fucked. It's like, what you can still eat Dinner.

[Kalila]

No, she can't. No, we can't after that.

[Esther]

What?

[Kalila]

Not. Not from that bakery. You see the cookies?

[Esther]

I ate a cookie like this yesterday, and then I ate dinner.

[Jenna]

It's just. They messed me up so hardcore, and then it's all. I couldn't think about. It's like. I don't know, like, now I'm like, when can I get another one?

[Esther]

Yeah, but you can still eat food.

[Kalila]

Yeah, but we're disordered.

[Jenna]

I will still eat food.

[Kalila]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of like. Actually, that's a little bit of a healthier way to see it, because if I have one cookie, I'll have 50 more that day. Because I'm like, my day is. I might as well already up.

[Issa]

It's not like, oh, I can start over.

[Kalila]

No, there's no starting.

[Issa]

There's no starting.

[Esther]

Those are so. Wait, Jules, you've had Leva, and that's okay. Yeah.

[Jenna]

Which flavor did you get?

[Jules]

I like the dark chocolate with peanut butter.

[Jenna]

Oh, that's really good too.

[Esther]

Do they have any gluten free options?

[Jenna]

They do, and they have vegan.

[Esther]

Oh, I got a new personality, too.

[Kalila]

You guys are. We're shitty Filipinos and you guys are.

[Esther]

Look at him.

[Jules]

You made us win, though.

[Esther]

Also, it's like Kawinda made all of the questions.

[Kalila]

You know what you're. That is where it's probably a disadvantage. Did you take all her questions?

[F]

No, I didn't take all her questions.

[Esther]

Okay, but most of them, especially in the end when you said, I'm not. I'm no longer doing Aapi anymore. I'm only doing.

[Kalila]

It is true. Because my sister and I have the same, like, connection to the brain.

[Esther]

Yeah.

[Kalila]

I think like her.

[Esther]

You guys are telepathy tapes.

[F]

She's over here telling you I would never win. You guys. I knew you were gonna be mad.

[Issa]

No matter what.

[Jenna]

No matter what, you're the villain.

[Esther]

Even if I won, I'd be like, wow. But that one question was not fair because it was top liver.

[Kalila]

Let's just all jump Stella in the parking lot, guys.

[Esther]

Oh, we will.

[Jenna]

Issa, do you want to be a podcaster or do you know what you want to do?

[Issa]

I know that I want to become, like, a lawyer of some kind, but I think, like, podcasting is really fun, actually. But it's so, like, nerve wracking when, like, like earlier, like last night, I. I slept at like, 12, when I was supposed to sleep at 10 because I got really tired. But I was like, oh, what am I gonna say tomorrow? Like, I was so. I was so angry.

[Kalila]

Oh, it's. You know what? I come every single episode. Armpits sweating down to my knees, my hands were sweating. Don't worry about it. I'm scared every single time. Every time there's a new guest, it's scary. And Esther and I called each other before, like, what are we gonna say? It never ends.

[Esther]

And look at you, you're just chilling like the judge's daughter.

[Jules]

I know, but Issa is also really creative. She's good at draw.

[Kalila]

She really draws really well. And then she speaks Japanese.

[Esther]

I used to girl you raw.

[Kalila]

Thank you, girls, so much.

[Esther]

Thank you.

[Jenna]

We'll sign off and we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode.

[Kalila]

See you guys. Bye. Thanks, Issa.

[Esther]

Where's my camera?

[Kalila]

You don't get one.

[Esther]

Okay, bye, everyone.

[Jenna]

Oh, wait, did you. You're not in this one.

[Esther]

That would be great if I was not in this one. Oh, man, there.