Trash Tuesday Episode Summary: "We're Graduating from College! ft. Jules & Jenna"
Release Date: May 20, 2025
In this lively and candid episode of Trash Tuesday, hosts Esther Povitsky and Khalyla Kuhn join forces with guests Jules and Jenna to celebrate graduation while unpacking a myriad of relatable and humorous topics ranging from college experiences to personal relationships. Here's a detailed recap of their engaging conversation.
1. Sharing Deodorants and Cultural Differences
The episode kicks off with Esther sharing a quirky anecdote about sharing deodorant with Dave:
Esther: "We share a deodorant." [00:00]
This leads to a humorous debate about the "crystal from Whole Foods" deodorant, highlighting different preferences:
Jenna: "I don't like their scents." [00:02]
Esther: "No, it's unscented." [00:14]
Jenna: "I scratch and sniff her armpit like a sticker, hoping to find a scent, and there's not a scent." [00:39]
They delve into cultural nuances, noting how some family members, particularly in Asian households, might forego deodorants altogether.
2. Promoting Patreon and Community Engagement
Khalyla passionately promotes their Patreon, emphasizing exclusive content and community support:
Esther: "We have a brand new episode on there pretty much every week for you... it's only $5." [01:28]
Khalyla: "It's only $5... We're Asian and Jewish. We're giving you a good deal." [02:15]
They acknowledge their dedicated listeners, affectionately termed "golden slugs," and encourage fans to join for additional vlogs and behind-the-scenes content.
3. Graduation and College Memories
The conversation shifts to Jules' impending graduation, sparking nostalgia about their college days:
Esther: "Welcome to our college-themed episode." [03:00]
Kalila: "I actually just found some of my notebooks from College..." [04:26]
Jenna: "I did organic chemistry for a whole year and I did synthesis. If I were to look at that notebook now, that was like, my..." [04:55]
They reminisce about academic struggles, balancing majors, and the evolution of their study habits, with Khalyla sharing her experience of managing a theater major alongside challenging math classes.
4. Navigating Relationships and Emotional Challenges
Jenna opens up about her past relationship challenges:
Jenna: "I was in New York, and then he sent me just, like, insane barrage of, like, really crazy text messages." [13:07]
Jules: "This is the first time Jules has ever, like, been like, no, you need to never speak to this person again." [13:36]
The hosts discuss emotional abuse and the importance of seeking support. They contrast their own tendencies to either delay sharing personal struggles or promptly address them, highlighting differences in coping mechanisms:
Esther: "You guys will hold it really calmly and casually." [15:02]
Jenna: "I don't want to put that on your day." [15:26]
5. Majors Turn-ons and Turn-offs Game
Engaging in a playful segment, the hosts list academic majors they find attractive or unattractive in potential partners:
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History Major: Kalila: "Love a history major because you can explain something to you." [18:16]
Esther: "We have a game called Professor Dave where when I don't know about something, he'll give an actual lecture." [19:14] -
Film Major: Esther: "Film major. I'm going." [19:26]
Kalila: "I just picture people talking about Hitchcock." [20:21] -
Theater Major: Kalila: "Like, you can tell that I was a thespian." [25:34]
Esther: "Theater Major... Ick." [25:00]
They humorously critique each major, reflecting personal stereotypes and preferences while keeping the tone lighthearted.
6. Roommate Deal Breakers
The discussion transitions to identifying potential roommate deal breakers in a college setting:
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Watching TikToks without headphones: Jenna: "I'm okay with that." [44:23]
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Having loud sex twice a week: Khalila: "Who cares? As long as it doesn't wake me." [44:35]
Esther: "They have loud sex... that's a little too, like, performative." [44:33]
They debate the boundaries of privacy and mutual respect in shared living spaces, blending personal anecdotes with humor.
7. Sexual Stories and Preferences
A candid and humorous segment where hosts and guests discuss their sexual preferences and experiences:
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Jules on Preferences: Jules: "I prefer brown, you know, or purple or, like, black or whatever." [39:00]
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Discussions on Masturbation: Kalila: "I loved it... he would be, like, also kind of touching me." [51:22]
Jenna: "I am like, Elle... I will claw your eyes out." [51:32]
They explore personal boundaries, societal perceptions of sex, and share lighthearted stories from their youth.
8. Business Promotions and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, the hosts promote their entrepreneurial ventures:
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Khalyla’s Deodorant Line: Jenna: "One of those friends is me, which is why I created M. It is super clean hair care..." [29:04]
Khalyla: "BuytiaJenna.com and Potluck Local store." [30:06] -
Esther’s Comedy Shows: Esther: "I have another show at The Comedy Store May 31st..." [28:43]
They also encourage listeners to join their Patreon for exclusive content and further engage with their growing community.
9. Conclusion and Congratulations
In their closing remarks, the hosts offer heartfelt congratulations to Jules on her graduation while humorously referencing Khalyla's brief mention as a dropout:
Esther: "Congratulations, Jules. Congratulations to our only dropout." [56:21]
Kalila: "I'm the one you asked if you should drop out and I said, yeah." [56:38]
They invite listeners to share their own graduation or dropout stories in the comments and tease future episodes filled with more relatable "trash" conversations.
Notable Quotes
- Esther: "This is Millennial versus Gen Z. Oh, my God." [00:59]
- Jenna: "You're a nasty little..." [09:00]
- Khalila: "I diedmface because I'm looking at a fucking dog." [12:05]
- Jules: "I've never had a BBC, but I want to." [39:50]
- Jenna: "I cannot giggle and be horny at the same time. It is physically impossible for me to go..." [11:17]
- Esther: "You have to make one." [26:37]
Tune in next Tuesday for more "Trash Tuesday" where Esther and Khalyla continue to unload their traumas, intrusive thoughts, and wild takes for all the sluggies out there to love, hate, or relate. Don’t forget to follow them on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube for additional content!
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