Transcript
Nova (0:12)
I put so much work into finding good stuff to talk about all the time.
Ronan (0:17)
You do. We really appreciate you for it. You know, going out there, you're reporting the news, you're like balls and strikes. It's like, you know, it's. That's serious stuff, you know?
Nova (0:27)
Yeah. I put in the work. I decide, here's what we're going to talk about. I distill it down into what I think are, like, the key points or the key facts and figures or whatever, and then sometimes I will have a whole document of stuff ready to talk about. And then 30 seconds before we start recording, Camp Poosh gets destroyed by a sandstorm at Coachella.
Ronan (0:49)
I warned you about these mega projects all the time. You know, like, Kourtney Kardashian's Vision 2030 is never going to come to pass now because if you hire a bunch of, like, rimless glasses guys to build Camp Poosh, eventually hubris is going to catch up with you.
Nova (1:07)
Well, you know what the problem is? There was, like, a huge unemployment scandal among rimless glasses guys, and then they all had to go build Courtney Kardashian.
Ronan (1:16)
I went to college to find myself. No, I mean, what it is, is I like to think I also work hard on this podcast. We have the sort of, like, long call where we discuss what's going in and all of the kind of information we've managed to put together. And then I love to, as you say, 30 seconds before we start airing, just text you a link to the TMZ story. Camp Poosh destroyed. Kourtney Kardashian's Camp Poosh at Coachella. Lot of consonants there. Destroyed by tornado.
Nova (1:49)
An adult summer camp has been ruined. By God. We can only assume.
Ronan (1:54)
I mean, either that or the eye. I think it's entirely possible to derive from this that the IRGC have weather controlling weapons that they're using to target America's most precious people. The denizens of Cat Push, our tier
Nova (2:10)
one social media idiots, have been our precious operators.
Ronan (2:14)
Yeah, Coachella seems like so much fun this year. There's a video of, like, Paris Hilton just, like, jogging around in a field full of garbage while her security guide, like, sort of chases after her. This is cool.
Nova (2:28)
So. Well, if you're in Camp Poosh, mark yourself safe. Or unless you're not. Yeah.
