Podcast
Two Book Bitches
Hosted by Cass and Kat · EN
Two vaguely twenty-something year olds discuss, review, and bitch about books.
10episodes
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Chapter 2.20: No Body, No Crime | Sarah J. Maas Universe Theories
Jan 29, 202401:37:05Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss theories for the entire Sarah J. Maas Universe of books: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series, Throne of Glass Series, and Crescent City Series. Discover shadow powers and who would have a field day with a modern weapon. Make some mates along the way and find out why Cass hates the term "love triangle". Indulge in some brilliant marketing and read what you want. Finally, make the drop, take only pictures, and leave only footprints in the last episode of Two Book Bitches Season 2! What's next? Season 3 of Two Book Bitches! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.19: Celaena, no...Celaena, yes! | Throne of Glass Series by Sarah J. Maas
Jan 28, 202402:05:02Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss the entire Throne of Glass series. Ring some small bells and find out which character likes to do it for the plot. Meet everyone's fae-sone and find out which character has no chill. Set fire to the rain and participate in just girly things. Take down Erawan, the evil grocery store, with a full cast of hot characters just fucking shit up. Finally, put on your evil friendship rings and enjoy a fun Saturday night for this long anticipated episode. And that's what you missed on Glee! What's next? The Sarah J. Maas Theories episode! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.18: My Name Is... | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas
Jan 27, 202400:55:43Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss the final chapters of House of Sky and Breath. Enter the chaos that is the last chapters of any SJM novel. Manifest and realize that being delulu is the solulu. Let TikTok run your life and figure out everyone's M.O. Defend Hel's diet and find out what possible Crescent City name Kat hates. Finally, practice your villain's monologue, eat some bread, and open your eyes for the last episode of Crescent City 2! What's next? The Throne of Glass Series Recap! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.17: Mariana's Trench | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Jan 25, 202400:59:53Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss chapters 65-70 of House of Sky and Breath. Skim battle scenes and increase your imagination budget. Dive straight into the Mariana's Trench and side sit, Little Mermaid style. Try your best to remember Olivia Roderigo lyrics and beg SJM for a Midgard globe. Finally, save the pets, poof off your clothes, and enter the matrix in this amends making episode. What's next? Tropes Tier List! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.16: Sparkle Dragon | Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros
Jan 24, 202401:12:51Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss Iron Flame part 2 by Rebecca Yarros. Join us for a Sorrengail sibling reunion vacation and wear your favourite fantasy ball gown. Find out why Kat and Cass would rather be Bob the Builder and college drop outs. Use your big girl brain for once and welcome Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon to Basgiath. Finally, put on your mood rings, connect the dots, and blink twice if you need help in this chameleon like episode. What's next? Chapters 65-70 of House of Sky and Breath! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.15: Lithuania | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Jan 22, 202401:01:38Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss chapters 57-64 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Visit the beautiful country of Lithuania and search for the Maasiverse Bible. Enter your Saturn Return year and attend yet another masquerade ball. Get angry over the lack of names and tell Savannah that he's a good man. Finally, forget how to draw a star, and become best friends in this slightly mean episode. What's next? Iron Flame Part 2! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.14: Book Foreplay | Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros
Dec 13, 202301:34:11Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss part 1 of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Suffer through the last month of the month (yes, it's typed right) and find your emotional support bone. Enter your hater era and discover some favourite places to cry. Learn about the absolute lie that hibernation is and ponder the hottest thing a man can do. Finally, bury your turtles, sniff a candle, and take this episode at a brisk jog. What's next? Chapters 57-64 of House of Sky and Breath. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.13: Empty His Coffers | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas
Dec 12, 202301:26:00Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss chapters 48-56 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Listen up as Two Big Idiots discuss all the clues and subtle hints they missed. Enjoy the mental image of Medusa and a hot Voldemort. Take a whiff of the smelly effects of the mating bond and decide on your signature scent. Experience oxygen deficiency and find out which name is stupid. Finally, stuff your coffers, brush out your snakes, and make your move during this slithering episode. What's next? Iron Flame Part 1! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.12: Swamp Potato | The Hunger Games and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
Nov 25, 202301:27:52Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss The Hunger Games and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes by the amazing Suzanne Collins. Question your morals as you fall in love with the villainous white boy of the month, Coriolanus Snow. Mature with Cass as she realizes that Peeta was the right choice all along. Celebrate with Kat as she correctly remembers the origin of the three finger salute. Experience Mandela effects galore and beg Suzanne Collins to write Haymitch's story. Finally, braid your hair, sing a song, and haunt awful men during this swampy episode. What's next? Chapters 48-56 of House of Sky and Breath. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
Transcribe →Chapter 2.11: Dazed and Confused | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Nov 24, 202300:51:50Tap to summarizeKat & Cass discuss chapters 42-47 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Enjoy an episode of Love is Blind: Crescent City Edition and fall in love, sight unseen. Flip flop into a sarcophagus and yearn for the time of Shakespearean insults. Welcome the return of velvet steel and find out which brain cell Kat and Cass are sharing today. Finally, try not to sexport and keep your social insurance number secret during this treacherous episode. What's next? The Hunger Games and Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins! Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Youtube: www.youtube.com/@twobookbitchespodcast Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
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