Podcast
Two Guys Two Things
Hosted by Chris and Matt · EN
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
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Episodes
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The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)
Aug 1600:55:13Tap to summarizeIn which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our podcast is debated as well as updates to some of the stories we have told.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →The Rat Funeral Tour
Aug 900:42:46Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard
Jun 2500:50:52Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar. Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It
Jun 800:48:01Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Darth Vader: Chief Mouser
May 26, 202500:51:20Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a woman who won a lawsuit after being called out as Darth Vader at work as well as the two most famous political British cats, Palmerston and Larry, respectively. Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft
May 18, 202500:49:14Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss the conspiracy theory that is the G.A.T.E. program in elementary school as well as a man who is suing the NFL for 100 million dollars because of a draft pick.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel
May 12, 202500:47:24Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a man who hiked up Mt. Fuji but needed to be airlifted off the mountain but later went back to find his phone as well as a girl who is asking the internet if it is okay for her to delete her mother's YouTube channel.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment)
May 4, 202500:47:38Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss a place in Hawaii where you can give birth alongside dolphins as well as the story of a woman who was stranded in France and was taken in by D-Day reenactment players.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Blue Origin Kiosk
Apr 20, 202500:44:57Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Transcribe →Indigenous Women's Day at McDonald's
Apr 13, 202500:42:49Tap to summarizeIn which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a YouTuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe.Send a textFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.comThanks for listening!
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