Two Hot Takes – Episode 250: "Some Serious Characters.." ft. Trevor Wallace

Host: Morgan Absher
Guest: Trevor Wallace
Release Date: January 8, 2026

Episode Overview

In this milestone 250th episode, Morgan Absher welcomes comedian and podcaster Trevor Wallace back to “Two Hot Takes.” Together, they dive into a wild assortment of stories sourced from Reddit and listener submissions—ranging from dating, relationship drama, boundary violations, family intrigue, and, of course, “Am I the Asshole” conundrums. Staying true to the pod’s signature style, Morgan and Trevor serve hot takes, snappy banter, and a healthy dose of empathy. Memorable recurring themes emerge—boundary issues, communication failures, questionable masculinity, and the struggle to maintain dignity in the digital era.

Key Topics & Segments

[01:56] – Trevor’s Comedy Updates, Improv, and Podcasting

• Trevor shares what he’s been up to professionally (stand-up tours, YouTube sketches, TV, and film work) emphasizing a love for creative freedom in stand-up and digital content.
• Discussion about the value of improv:
  “Improv classes are great...it just lets you trust whatever your body's about to say and just know that... it might not be funny, but it might be funny.” – Trevor [02:41]

[04:28] – Callback to Past Iconic Two Hot Takes Stories

• Morgan and Trevor reminisce about a previous wild story—a listener with a “Grinch fetish”—setting high expectations for weirdness in the episode.

Reddit & Listener Story Hot Takes

1. Oversharing Boyfriend Turns Private Life into Content

[07:45–16:59]

• Story Recap: A woman is hurt that her boyfriend repeatedly makes her private struggles (like anxiety attacks) fodder for group chats and dinner conversation. When she protests, he suggests she “work on herself.”
• Trevor’s Take:
  “It was okay up until he said, ‘This is something you need to work on. You need to better yourself’...At 30, you should have enough comprehension to be like: ‘Oh, I didn’t realize this was hurting you.’” [09:42, 11:12]
• Morgan's Bottom Line:
  “You can do all the work on yourself you want, but that still won’t keep embarrassing moments from happening...If he’s not going to take you seriously, that’s an even bigger issue.” [15:59]
• Both agree: This is a severe boundary and respect problem—potentially worth ending the relationship over.

Notable Quote

“He is using her as the butt of the joke. That’s not fun.” – Trevor [14:28]

2. Fantasy Football, Friendship, and Lying

[21:33–36:08]

• Story Recap: A man lied to exclude his girlfriend from a fantasy football league because she beat everyone the previous season. The league and the lie are exposed—she’s furious, and eventually, they break up.
• Trevor’s Take:
  “[This] is like worse than finding out you're not a part of a group chat. This is like the final level boss of that.” [23:38]
• Morgan’s Perspective:
  “It does speak to a larger issue, though. Like, you’re lying to me...You don’t respect me because you were willing to lie to me and kick me out.” [26:17]
• Update Segment:
  The relationship ends over the betrayal (“She said she doesn't think we are compatible and shouldn't date anymore” – [32:27]).
• Both agree: The real issue isn’t fantasy football, but deceit, lack of respect, and weak boundaries with friends.

Notable Quote

“It’s not about fantasy football. It’s about the lying.” – Morgan [26:29]

3. Weaponizing the “Crazy Ex” Narrative & Body Expectations

[39:40–47:56]

• Story Recap: A woman discovers her boyfriend told friends she was a “crazy nutjob” who might slash his tires or poison his dog, originally to justify wanting to break up because of her breast reduction surgery. He changed his mind, but never corrected the slander.
• Morgan’s Response:
  “I find it really strange that he was so cowardly...He's trying to slander your name to strangers...Either you don’t think highly of me, or you’re just a pathetic liar.” [42:45]
• Trevor’s Take:
  “Anytime someone talks poorly about someone else, I want to hear their side because now I’m only judging you.” [47:12]
• Consensus: Giant red flag—lack of trust, childishness, and objectification. Worth leaving.

Notable Quote

“If you know your own name, you’re done.” – Trevor, on the age limit for breastfeeding [95:43]

4. Deleting Girlfriend’s Sims Save Files: Gaming, Control & Red Flags

[48:21–64:42]

• Story Recap: A man deletes years’ worth of Sims save files belonging to his hardworking girlfriend (and even destroys her backup drive), hoping she’ll spend less leisure time on this “childish” hobby and more with him.
• Trevor’s Reaction:
  “Deleting something is only gonna make her want to play that more...It’s like building a sandcastle on the beach all day and some asshole comes up and kicks it.” [51:01]
• Big Reveal: The girlfriend discovers the Reddit post, posts a furious comment exposing years of controlling behavior, invasions of privacy, and racist harassment.
• Updates:
  • (Aaliyah:) “I have been genuinely so much worse off for knowing you...You’ve destroyed my self-esteem with your constant criticisms...” [54:38–56:41]
  • She ends the relationship, and later confirms she recovered her Sims files and is moving on productively.

Notable Quote

“This guy is a failed CIA agent in the making.” – Trevor [64:42]

5. Nanny Discovers Employers Having Sex During the Workday

[66:25–86:07]

• Story Recap: A nanny earning excellent pay is unsettled by the stay-at-home parents having sex (quietly) during the father’s lunch break—while she’s home with the baby. She ultimately confronts the mom, who fires her (with severance), insisting her private life is no business of the nanny.
• Morgan’s Analysis:
  “$32 an hour is amazing...They’re not being disrespectful or obvious...Just get out of the house, let them do their thing.” [69:13, 70:21]
• Trevor’s Perspective:
  “It’s bizarre because you know it’s not right. But do you bring it up?...That money now becomes dirty money.” [71:38]
• Lessons: Crossing boundaries as an employee can backfire; sometimes silence is golden.

Notable Moment

“Put headphones on. Get some noise-cancelling headphones. Chalk it up as a work hazard.” – Morgan [72:28]

6. The Eight-Year-Old Being Breastfed

[90:02–98:12]

• Story Recap: At a family Thanksgiving, OP witnesses her boyfriend’s stepmom breastfeeding her 8-year-old, who refers to it as “mommies.” The encounter is unnerving; the family reacts with disgust and goes no-contact.
• Discussion: Both agree this crosses every normal boundary and is potentially abusive or at least deeply dysfunctional.
• Trevor’s Take:
  “[When] they can start asking, ‘Mama Milky,’ you’re done. The second you know my name, get off.” [92:42]
• Morgan’s Immediate Response:
  “If she can write in cursive, she shouldn’t be breastfeeding.” [95:43]
• Consensus: Alarming, possibly reportable—most commenters share shock and concern.

Notable Quotes

• On boundaries and relationship respect:
  “If he’s not going to take you seriously when you ask him not to discuss [private matters], that’s an even bigger issue.” – Morgan [15:59]
• On mansplaining and immaturity:
  “It’s just funny. He’s trying to be sympathetic, but he’s also like, ‘I’m also number one [in my fantasy league].’” – Trevor [35:28]
• On controlling boyfriends:
  “You fucking loser. You’re such a loser through and through.” – Morgan [64:47]
• On awkward workplace boundaries:
  “I really don’t think this is a lesson learned and you move on. Well, yeah, you’re not getting rehired.” – Morgan [80:10]

Recurring Themes & Tone

• Humorous, fast-paced banter: Trevor provides punchy one-liners and quick analogies; Morgan balances with thoughtful, practical empathy.
• Deep dives on boundaries: Most stories resolve around respect, healthy communication, and knowing one’s worth in relationships.
• Empowerment: Both hosts advocate for leaving disrespectful or controlling partners, setting and keeping boundaries, and not tolerating red flags.
• Support for therapy and self-growth: Both repeatedly highlight the value of introspection and professional help.

Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Know your boundaries in relationships: Don’t accept disrespect or invasions of privacy.
• Speak up, but know when to walk away: Especially in employment or live-in roles.
• Don’t tolerate controlling, manipulative, or dishonest behavior—especially in the name of “banter” or tradition.
• Validate your own experiences: Trust your gut.

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment / Story | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 01:56 | Trevor’s professional updates, improv lessons | | 07:45 | Oversharing boyfriend story & analysis | | 21:33 | Fantasy football exclusion and relationship fallout | | 39:40 | “Crazy” ex narrative & breast reduction story | | 48:21 | Sims save file destruction – Aaliyah’s saga | | 66:25 | Nanny, workplace sex, and boundaries | | 90:02 | Breastfeeding eight-year-old—shock and debrief |

Memorable Closing Moment

“If you’re a dude, go play some Sims and realize how fun it can be...Get some hobbies.” – Trevor [100:43]

To hear the full stories, banter, and Trevor’s signature comedic asides, check out the episode wherever you listen to podcasts.