Podcast
Two Monsters Rolling Dice
Hosted by TMRD Industries · EN
An actual play TTRPG podcast that is done by professionals who—wait, this says UNprofessionals. Hmm. Well, it’s a podcast I suppose. It is done by some monsters, and they roll dice. And it also thinks its an old timey radio show!
Join us on the first season of our FateCore powered adventure, as we explore The Uncanny Valley—an eerie world of fantasy, cowboys, and steam power!
11episodes
Episodes
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WTMRD Breaking News: State of the Union 2006
Feb 1100:05:18Tap to summarizeIn which the Monsters return to the busted, rusted, and clogged series of tubes to bring you The State of the Union, circa 2006.———————————————————Don’t follow us on Twitter/Facebook/BumbleIf you actually insist, sign up for our newsletter here.SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Implied Harm to Children, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes
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TMRD Presents: The Beast of Dubois
Aug 28, 202401:07:39Tap to summarizeWhat a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Beast of Dubois. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!In the swampy hills of Dubois, Swampsylvania... there's more than just wild life, hill billys, and the occasional thriving pot farm. There's a legend... a TRUE legend, about the Beast of Dubois. Some say he's out there, waiting for his moment to strike. Others are maybe perpetrating a pretty good hoax on everyone else.I guess we'll find out together whether this one is real or not.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersSpecial Thanks to Abbey Kelly for giving tips on our cover art! Find them on Twitter as @abzkelley or at abbeykelly.comSFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com"Keep Your Eyes Closed", by Shahead Mostafafar on artlist.io; "Who Are You Hiding From", by Naama Zafran on artlist.io; "Sleep Falling", by Sémø on artlist.io; "Ain't Looking Back", by Richard Farrell on artlist.io; “Railroad” by Max H. on artlist.io; “Washed Away” by Mark Grundhoefer on artlist.io; and "Swamp Shack", "Georgia Sunset", "Working the Fields", and "Nylon" by Falconer on artlist.io.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Implied Harm to Children, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes
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TMRD Presents: Exterminatrix
Aug 7, 2024Tap to summarizeWhat a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: Exterminatrix. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!Welcome back to the 1980s, but also this time IT’S IN THE JUNGLE. Join our elite group of commandos, as we proceed into enemy territory on a black-ops rescue mission… but it turns out we may not be alone out there.If it bleeds, it means it has a circulatory system and likely an open wound from which the blood would come.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersSFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com"Predator: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" composed by Alan Silvestri.All rights to the music, clips, and other materials used belong to 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. I do not claim ownership over any third-party content used. ———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes
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TMRD Presents: The Arrest of Larry Labrador
Jul 24, 202401:29:29Tap to summarizeWhat a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Arrest of Larry Labrador. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!Welcome to 1940s Tinseltown, without the challenging racial and patriarchal bullshit. Cartoons live along side humans, entertaining and delighting children and adults of all ages, the whole world over. But what might happen if a beloved children’s cartoon star was accused of a heinous crime? It might just lead to… THE ARREST OF LARRY LABRADOR!———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersSFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com"True Detectives", by Ian Post on artlist.io; “Saddling Up” by Ziggy on artlist.io; “Cartoon Hotel” by Max H. on artlist.io; and "Lily's Bounce", "It's Fun Being a Cat", "Dance of the Hours", "Strange Love", and "Fa Fa Fa Fa" by Ziv Grinberg on artlist.io.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Vomit, Guns and Accidental Shootings, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes
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TMRD 2024 April Fools Day Episode
Apr 1, 2024Tap to summarizeOriginally posed as the "long-awaited" Season Two premiere of the Uncanny Valley, this disgusting prank is left up as a testament to the Monsters’ insensitivity and immaturity.April Fools! Brought to you by TMRD. Enjoy “The Uncrunchy Valley”, an audio collage made up of our edited out mouth sounds from season one.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse
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TMRD Presents: Impoids
Mar 20, 202401:31:18Tap to summarizeWhat a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: Impoids. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco! Welcome to rainy Littlebrook Falls, a regular old town in regular ol’ 1980’s America. I wonder what happens when a dangerous intruder comes to visit… I’m sure the horrendous little impoids will play nice! Wait, I’m seeing here actually that is EXACTLY what’s gonna happen. Ope!———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersSFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com"Mad Crows", and "The One Eyed Captain", by Ian Post on artlist.io; “The Finale” by Francesco D’Andrea on artlist.io; “Karma Obscura” by Roie Schpigler on artlist.io; and "Trick or Treat" by Naama Zafran on artlist.io; "Eleanor Rigby" written by Lennon/McCartney, performed by AsteriskSongs by AC/DC are implied to be liked by members of the cast, but these accusations are baseless. The songs are used without permission because we are rebels. We do not own the rights to this music or these recordings.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes
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TMRD Presents: Paleo Point
Feb 21, 2024Tap to summarizeWhat a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: PaleoPoint. Join us as we play the improv-based and Roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!Join us as we explore Isla Booblar and learn the secrets of Paleo Point, an amusement park that houses real live DINOSAURS! Can you imagine!? We thought that up all on our own!!———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersSFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com"The North Pole Expedition", "Onwards!", "A Christmas Tale" and "Night at the Vaudeville Show", by Jakob Pietras on artlist.io; “Colonization of Mars” and “The Finale” by Francesco D’Andrea on artlist.io; “Blurred Picture” by Tilman Sillescu on artlist.io; “Lay It Down Tonight” by Funky Giraffe on artlist.io; and "Dark Comedy Moment" by Martin Puehringer on artlist.io———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse
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The Uncanny Valley, Episode 33 — The Shootout at Garanger Station
Oct 4, 2023Tap to summarizeThe Season finale of the Uncanny Valley. Rico and Chanterelle confront the Telegram Gang. The Teller gets started. Adelie welcomes a guest. ———————————————————Episode begins at 8:12Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRD“Cherry Pie Rag” and “Night at the Vaudeville Show” by O P BaronSFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Suicide, Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns/Public Shootings, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse
Transcribe →The Uncanny Valley, Episode 32 — Massacre at Carramir Bend
Sep 20, 202300:56:10Tap to summarizeThe pieces fall into place in pursuit of the Telegram Gang. Adelie learns a lesson about the ‘Kerchiefers.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence and Mass Shooting, Vomit, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse
Transcribe →The Uncanny Valley, Episode 31 — Adelie and the Achievement Line
Sep 6, 202300:47:20Tap to summarizeThe posse pulls at more threads on the trail of the Telegram Gang. Stomps and Lady have a slomo run. Adelie rides the rails.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse
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