Don’t Come Here for Parental Advice

Summary

Two Sons & Me – Episode Summary

Podcast: Two Sons and Me
Episode: Don’t Come Here for Parental Advice
Date: April 10, 2026
Host: Todd Chrisley
Guests: Chase Chrisley, Grayson Chrisley
Theme: A candid, comedic, and unfiltered conversation between Todd Chrisley and his sons Chase and Grayson, covering family dynamics, personal growth, wild hypotheticals, and their ongoing evolution post-reality TV and public scrutiny.

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Episode Overview

This episode brings listeners into the unscripted, off-camera reality of the Chrisley family—lively banter, debates, and laughter included. As the title suggests, "Don’t Come Here for Parental Advice" sets the tone: honesty, self-deprecating humor, and no shortage of family roast sessions. Todd, Chase, and Grayson touch on everything from sibling relationships and infamous family moments to dark humor about wealth and morality, their experiences navigating tough times, and moving forward both as a family and individuals.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Relationships and Communication

• Sibling Closeness:
  • Grayson shares he’s close with everyone but doesn’t feel pressure for daily contact, “I don’t have to talk to either one of them every day to know that” (01:18).
  • Chase admits Savannah (their sister) doesn’t always respond, but emphasizes a steady bond.
• Family Critique:
  • Todd feels his kids don’t keep in close enough contact, joking, “I want you to miss me so much that you want to talk” (01:37).
  • Chase flips it, “Dude, I text you all the time. Half the time, you don't even respond.” (01:40)

2. Family Humor: Dark and Outrageous Hypotheticals

• Funeral Antics:
  • Grayson jokes he wants mysterious men at his funeral to make him seem "sketchy," and Chase wants a "gay guy to cry really loud" (02:18–02:32).
• Outlandish Offers:
  • Debate over what they’d do for $100 million or a billion: “Everybody’s got a price.” (05:17)
  • “Would you press a button for a billion dollars if a random person died?” – Grayson says he would, Todd adamantly refuses: “I'm not doing that. Somebody loves that person” (06:30–06:57).
• Parental Warning:
  • Todd: “Don’t tune in here to look for parental advice… you are in worse shape than the child you’re trying to raise.” (06:39)

3. OnlyFans, Social Media, and AI Zeitgeist

• OnlyFans Wealth:
  • Chase floats starting an OnlyFans after hearing about influencers making $100 million (04:41).
  • Todd responds, “Your mom would slap the out of me if somebody offered me $100 million and I didn’t do it.” (05:01)
• Conspiracy Spirals:
  • Chase dives into Epstein- and Bill Gates-related conspiracy theories (07:03–08:58), to Todd’s playful chagrin.
  • Todd: "This AI shit, you can just make all this stuff up that's fake. And then people start believing it. That's dangerous." (09:24)

4. Family Life, Past Mistakes, and Redemption

• Strip Club Banter:
  • Multiple jokes about Magic City strip club and its legendary food (10:03–14:32).
  • Todd reluctantly agrees that if the podcast gets a million views, he’ll go do a “food review,” but not throw money: "I'm not throwing no money!" (12:43).
• Financial Reminders:
  • On throwing money at the club: “Your money is my money. My money is my money.” (14:32)
• New Ventures:
  • Grayson discusses getting a movie script and a new comedy project (03:48, 16:03).
  • Seltzer brand tour—debate about product allocation and family involvement (16:27–17:15).

5. Legacy of Tough Times – Processing Pain and Moving Forward

• Hope After Hardship:
  • Todd reflects on the previous year—feeling broken and uncertain about the family ever being together again. “Just think about this. A year ago, we were all sitting around, hearts broken, not knowing if this was ever going to happen again. And look at where we are today.” (24:14)
  • They discuss coping strategies while Todd and family members were incarcerated, and how hope kept them afloat (24:59–25:36).
  • Each family member processed pain differently.
    • Grayson: prefers internalizing rather than talking at length, “I know how to deal with my stuff. I can deal with it on my time and within myself.” (25:49)
    • Frustration at others giving “false hope” to Chloe about their mother’s return: “Don’t tell her when it’s not the truth… you’re just setting her up for another week of disappointment.” (26:36)

6. Emotional Evolution, Growth, and Plans for the Future

• Letting Go of Anger:
  • Grayson denies carrying daily anger, despite other family members’ claims (27:02).
  • Family encourages him to “take everything just a little lighter… Life is not that serious.” (28:06)
• Comedy on Aging and Caretaking:
  • Who would take care of Todd when he’s old? Savannah emerges as the preferred caretaker. Todd: “I want Savannah.” (20:25)
  • Amusing threats if kids ever put hands on him: “I will forget that I brought you in this world and focus on taking you out.” (21:13)
• Sibling Rivalry and Bond:
  • Jokes about being wilder than dad when older, but also celebrating their renewed closeness (22:10–22:30).
  • “You actually like him again.” “Yeah.” (22:14–22:16)
• Moving to Texas:
  • Grayson shares his plan/desire to settle in Texas for career and lifestyle reasons, supported by Todd and discussed with sibling excitement (22:51–23:49).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Todd (on advice):

  “Don’t tune in here to look for parental advice, because if you take advice from me after listening to these two, you are in worse shape than the child you’re trying to raise.” (06:39)

• Chase (on family funeral shenanigans):

  “I want guys in black suits to walk up to my casket and not say anything and then walk away. So everybody at the funeral thinks I was doing some sketchy shit.” (02:18)

• Grayson (on wealth decisions):

  “A billion dollars… would you do some terrible things? Like, would you punch your sister in the face for a billion dollars? I’d twice slap the out of Savannah.” (05:38)

• Todd (on hope):

  “Because without hope, I mean, you’re just dying. You have nothing that’s going to keep you pushing.” (25:30–25:37)

• Grayson (on false hope):

  “Don’t tell her when it’s not the truth… you’re just setting her up for another week of disappointment.” (26:47)

• Todd (on strip clubs and money):

  “Your money is my money. My money is my money.” (14:32)

• Chase (on hypothetical parental care):

  “To be honest, I’m way more scared of Spencer than I am him.” (21:28)

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Important Timestamps

• Sibling relationship dynamics: 00:51–01:34
• Funeral/morbid hypotheticals: 02:18–02:36
• OnlyFans & outrageous offers: 04:41–05:59
• Billion-dollar button hypothetical: 06:21–06:57
• Conspiracy theories & AI dangers: 07:03–09:24
• Strip club food banter: 10:03–14:32
• New movie and seltzer tour: 03:48, 16:03–17:15
• Reflections on family hardship: 24:14–26:19
• False hope discussion: 26:36–27:00
• Emotional check-ins/growth: 27:02–28:18
• Texas relocation plans: 22:51–23:49

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Final Thoughts

Listeners are treated to classic Chrisley family banter, complete honesty and unfiltered commentary, as well as a glimpse into how this famous family deals with hardship, change, and each other. The episode is peppered with quick-witted quips, heartfelt admissions, and a tongue-in-cheek warning that if you’re looking for role models or parental advice… you’re in the wrong place.

Closing Thought by Todd:

“I look at it and I think about this. So many people… don’t know if there’s any hope left… Just think about this. A year ago, we were all sitting around, hearts broken, not knowing if this was ever going to happen again. And look at where we are today.” (24:14–24:28)

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Tone:
Candid, irreverent, loving, sometimes crude, always self-aware—equal parts laughter and real talk.

Transcript

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[B]

welcome to Tucsons and me. Welcome back, son. Why is it always well, because he drives in. He dropped.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

No, I don't hit.

[B]

He drives in. Four hours to do the show.

[D]

It's not four hours.

[B]

Three and a half. Yeah.

[D]

You.

[C]

Three hours.

[B]

You come here with me.

[D]

You're welcome.

[B]

How are you feeling today?

[D]

I'm fine.

[B]

It may have some. Who are you closer to in your sibling group?

[C]

Me, for sure. Yeah. Time close.

[B]

Who are you closer to?

[C]

I'm close to both of them.

[B]

Who are you close?

[C]

I probably talk to him more.

[D]

Really? Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Savannah just doesn't answer.

[D]

Savannah are getting close. But, I mean, me, I don't know. Me and Grayson just have. Like, that.

[B]

Okay, maybe because.

[C]

But I'm like that with both of them, though.

[B]

I kind of feel like that you are.

[C]

Like, I don't have to. I don't have to talk to either one of them every day to know that.

[D]

Well, I would like it.

[C]

Well, I know, but, like, I know that you get what I mean. Like, I don't feel like I have to, like, oh, my God, I have to call him.

[B]

Or else, like, yeah, let's talk about that. Because you don't even feel like you need to do that with us. And that's the problem.

[D]

I don't want me to think the

[C]

relationship is so fragile that.

[B]

No, but I want you to miss me so much that you want to talk.

[C]

Dude, I text you all the time. Half the time, you don't even respond.

[B]

Yeah, but that gives me the. I have the prerogative to not respond because I'm busy. But at least I know that you love me because you took the time to send.

[D]

I hope that I. I reach out to every one of my family.

[C]

I FaceTime him all the time before

[D]

I die, and none of y' all respond, so that haunts y'.

[C]

All. I FaceTime him all the time.

[D]

I do.

[B]

I Hope that, like, FaceTime with who?

[C]

Hell, I show him funny shit all the time.

[D]

Yeah, he does. But I hope that y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

I reach. I hope I send all y' all a text on the day that I die. And I'm not saying, like, I hope

[B]

I won't be here. And you can't text in heaven. And I'm going to heaven. I'm going to heaven.

[C]

I want people to walk down my

[B]

time when I die.

[C]

I want guys in black suits to walk up to my casket and not say anything and then walk away. So everybody at the funeral thinks I was doing some sketchy shit.

[D]

I'm gonna hire a gay guy to cry really loud.

[C]

My funeral. I was gonna do that.

[B]

Wouldn't be shocking if it happened. I'm just kidding. We gotta take that out.

[D]

Yeah, you have to take time.

[B]

No, you don't. So what's. How's your week been?

[C]

Good. I'm pretty much the same thing every week.

[B]

Really? And I know what your week is because we're working out every other day. Are we working out tomorrow?

[D]

If I feel better.

[B]

Dude, come on. You've not even been in the gym in a week.

[D]

No, I did. I worked out. When I was stopping my right hand to God, I've been gaining.

[B]

Well, you lied to me and told me you couldn't get out because of all the snow.

[D]

There was a gym in the building.

[B]

Folks, I don't believe he's did anything.

[D]

I don't give a shit what you believe.

[B]

I'll tell where you was. Do you care what I believe? Do you care what I believe?

[D]

If I was gonna rob a bank, it would not be with anybody.

[B]

Maybe Gracie, it should be with me. Because you got called. I didn't get caught because I didn't do nothing. Damn, I'm real OG because I went down and still didn't tell on nobody. Because it wasn't nothing to tell. Made mine easy. So what are your plans for the next coming week? Because, I mean, you've got a lot of stuff coming up.

[D]

Oh, I get my movie script this week, right? And I got a movie I'm doing in March.

[C]

What kind of movie?

[D]

It's a.

[B]

Folks.

[D]

Oh, I hate you. Oh, God.

[B]

So he's trying to say you're gonna do.

[C]

I said he was doing a porno.

[D]

The way he did his hand, he said, what kind of movie?

[B]

So dumb. I really hope that yalls topics of conversation can grow.

[C]

Nah, I've been thinking about starting only F though.

[D]

For real?

[C]

For real. For real. You see that one girl said she made $100 million.

[B]

And these hoes lie too.

[C]

N she.

[D]

They showing receipts she made 106 million.

[C]

They got stats on only fans they have What? They got stats on Only fans like the NBA.

[D]

$100 million. I'm.

[C]

I do it for 10 million.

[B]

Your mom would slap the out of me if somebody offered me $100 million and I didn't do it.

[D]

500 grand.

[C]

There's not much.

[B]

I'm not. You do it for 500. He's always been the cheapest one.

[C]

It's not much. I'm not doing for 100 million.

[D]

Yeah, same.

[C]

Everybody's got a price.

[B]

Okay, what is the thing that you would do? What is the most outlandish thing that you would do for 100 million?

[C]

Let's just.

[D]

Let's just say a billion.

[C]

A billion dollars I would do.

[B]

No one's paying a billion shot of

[C]

him for a billion dollars.

[B]

No.

[D]

A billion dollars. It doesn't have to be sexual,

[B]

but

[D]

would you do some terrible things for a billion dollars?

[C]

Like those things, like, would you punch your sister in the face for a billion dollars? I'd twice slap the out of Savannah.

[D]

So I'm putting her through that drywall.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Are you kidding me?

[C]

And then I'd buy her some nice stuff.

[D]

After a billion dollars. I'm putting nanny through the drywall.

[B]

Jenny.

[D]

I don't even care if you have to pay taxes on it. I'll back over her with my car.

[B]

Your nanny would want you to slap her through that drywall for a billion dollars.

[D]

Done. Y' all could put me through the drywall for a billion.

[B]

I'd do it for less.

[C]

I love you to death, but I would. You.

[D]

I would be mad at you if you did it. If you had. Okay. If there was a button on the

[C]

table, I'd forget you and my brother,

[D]

every time you press it, you got a billion dollars. But somebody somewhere in the world that you don't know dies.

[B]

No, I'm not doing that.

[D]

You're not doing that, brother. I'm. Dad. I don't give a. About that. That.

[B]

I'm.

[D]

I'm.

[B]

I don't. Folks, listen. Don't tune in here to look for parental advice, because if you take advice from me after listening to these two, you are in worse shape than the child you're trying to raise.

[C]

Bill Gates.

[D]

You wouldn't press it one time.

[B]

I'm not going to press no button to hurt nobody, period.

[D]

It's not gonna painless.

[B]

I'm not gonna kill somebody because somebody loves that person. No, I'm not doing that.

[C]

Bill Gates has been doing population control since, like, the 2000s,

[B]

and he has to always make everything political.

[D]

Everything. What is political about that? I'm not Even getting. He's on.

[C]

He also got an STD from a Russian hooker. Is that political?

[B]

Well, that is if you believe what you read.

[D]

How do you know she was Russian?

[C]

Because it says in the Epstein files that it was a Russian hooker.

[B]

But have we seen the real Epstein vows?

[C]

No. He's not dead either. Everybody knows that shit.

[B]

Oh my God. Neither is Elvish, dumbass.

[C]

Dude, have you not seen the thing that you're going to tell me the cameras didn't work? The.

[B]

The one night I tell you after being in the same hotel that.

[C]

But the.

[B]

Owned by the same agency that his hotel was.

[C]

But the only night.

[B]

Yeah. They weren't working. You go.

[C]

So you gonna say. But he. See, here's the thing. You were a big deal.

[D]

He's not dead.

[C]

But he was a way bigger deal because of all the pot, all the politicians he had. Mm. Do you think that's the. You think they're gonna put that person in jail? Not have the cameras working, knowing everything that he knows?

[D]

The claim.

[C]

You don't think they would put him

[B]

in or kind of a.

[C]

But what I'm saying is you don't think they would put him in a. In a separate area to where they know everything's working. They know. They have eyes on him. They know they can watch.

[B]

I don't because I'm. I've been in the Bureau of Prisons and I know that they don't give a shit who you are. They don't care if it's working or not.

[D]

I understand those cameras were turned off.

[C]

Jeffrey Epstein is completely different than anybody else. This guy has politicians, actors. So the richest people on this planet.

[B]

Well, if these people are so rich and they was. That they were doing all this freaky shit with him and they plotted to have him killed or whatever because he was going to out them all, then why didn't they get all the juice he had on him?

[C]

He had a get out of jail free card.

[D]

They killed him, dude.

[B]

But why didn't they get all this evidence against him?

[C]

Because how are you going to get away with it?

[D]

Oh, get. Give her the evidence.

[B]

Yeah. Why didn't they get rid of it?

[C]

How are you going to get rid of all of it? If it's emails, there's no way to completely get rid of all of that. That's going to be somewhere forever.

[B]

We can't get him started because if you get him started, he'll go down these rabbit holes.

[D]

It's not a rabbit hole.

[B]

This is.

[C]

If you. When you send an email, just say it's automatically.

[D]

Just say you're mad you weren't invited to the island.

[C]

He was wrong with you. I'm gonna make an AI picture of him on the island. I'm gonna post on Instagram. You gonna do it?

[B]

Who you. No, you ain't doing with me. I don't know none of these people. I don't know any of these people. Who are you talking about? They don't even. Nobody know what the hell damn real Epstein list looks like. That's another thing. This AI shit, you can just make. Make all this stuff up that's fake. And then people start believing it. That's dangerous.

[D]

I didn't actually get arrested. It was AI.

[C]

Start saying that with everything.

[B]

Nah, you was acting trashy in a damn bar. That hooker place was not a hooker place. What's it called?

[D]

It's a restaurant.

[C]

Restaurant where they dress like hookers.

[D]

They do not dress like hookers.

[B]

Chase.

[D]

That's one.

[C]

Peaks is like Hooters on steroids.

[D]

It is nice. The food is good. They have.

[B]

Chase, you always go into these places to eat.

[C]

They do have great food. This isn't a strip club. This is literally like a sports bar.

[B]

It just filed for bankruptcy, so obviously those tits ain't keeping it stocked.

[D]

Yeah, check me. I won. I'm sad about that, though. They have some. Their wings are wings again.

[B]

Here you go with this damn wing.

[D]

First Magic City. Now Magic City has the best wings ever. Can we pull up a cl. I won't show.

[B]

No, we're not pulling up any trashiness.

[D]

I'm in the video. I'm gonna pull it up and show

[B]

them a video of what should I. Yeah. A video of what?

[C]

Why are you asking me like I was there?

[D]

You wish you were. May we? You can go now.

[B]

No, he's not following your trash ass footsteps.

[D]

It's only. It's not trashy.

[B]

Okay, whatever.

[C]

We're gonna take dad one day.

[B]

You're not.

[C]

When you're like, 90. No, no, no, no.

[D]

If this. If this podcast gets a million views, will you go to Magic City?

[B]

No, I'm not, Daddy.

[C]

A million views?

[D]

No, if we get a million views, you have to go to Magic City and try the wings. We'll do. We'll go and do a food review.

[C]

You don't have to be there long.

[D]

We should go and do a food review. It's so good. They're the best wings. Best lantern.

[C]

Everybody talks about that.

[D]

Shrimp and grits. It's. Oh, it's so good. And there's other stuff, but that is dad,

[B]

That's disgusting. And how much money is that? That's how dumb you are. That bitch went home in a car and you got. You got Uber.

[D]

She didn't get a Porsche.

[B]

So dumb. Just so dumb. Grayson, I hope you see how dumb.

[D]

Hey, if this gets a million views, we are going to film it. We're gonna go to Magic City, we're gonna try the food, and I'm gonna teach you how to throw money.

[B]

I know how to throw money. I've thrown it at y'. All.

[D]

I'm gonna show you a better way.

[B]

Damn. So a million views. I'm going to this strip club.

[D]

Shake on it. A million views. You're going to Magic City, which we're doing a food review and you're throwing money.

[B]

I'm not throwing no money.

[D]

Maybe.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

Just get them. You got to get them there first.

[B]

I'm not throwing no money.

[D]

Okay, that's fine.

[B]

You don't. You don't.

[D]

You don't have so many money.

[B]

I see money being thrown. I'm going to be out there collecting that.

[D]

They will break your kneecaps. They will break your legs.

[B]

If somebody's dumb enough to throw money in a room with me. Me and them is fighting cuz I'm getting that money.

[D]

Million views. We're going to Magic City. Doing a food review.

[B]

A food review.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yes. A food review.

[C]

Let's go.

[B]

A food review.

[D]

See that ass clap. Woo. We're going, baby. We're going to throw.

[B]

That's not what we're going for. We're going for the food.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

God, I'm sorry, folks. I really am. I don't even know why I agreed to do this.

[D]

We're going now.

[B]

You know what?

[D]

I'll buy the views.

[C]

I will do it.

[D]

I'll buy the views.

[C]

I'll get a view. Bot. That way your ass is going.

[D]

What is that? You will love it. They you know that Magic City is the best strip club on the planet. But do you know that ever since whenever you guys went away, they checked up on on us every single week?

[B]

I know. They were waiting for me to get back so I could give you some money to come back.

[D]

Probably.

[B]

I'm sure. I'm sure. My damn money out there being thrown.

[D]

No, I never took your money to Magic.

[B]

You was working with me.

[D]

That don't mean anything.

[B]

You were collecting money because you made money.

[D]

Because. Okay, I'm gonna carry you in a coffin.

[B]

Let me see you throwing some money. And I bet you I'm getting it back. I will Pull a medea on their ass. That I will take that.

[D]

You're not going there embarrassing me.

[B]

Go in there and throw my money on that floor.

[D]

I'm throwing my money.

[B]

Your money is my money.

[D]

Nope. Nope. Hell no. Your money is my money. My money is my money.

[B]

No, that's not how it works.

[D]

That is how it works.

[B]

You know what? I really do.

[D]

Kristen, you can go. I'm gonna pop that little cherry.

[B]

Stop with that.

[E]

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[B]

Ow. Mouth. Do you know what what we should do? I want us to do? I want us to do like go to Europe. Go to Europe and do like this bicycle tour. No.

[C]

What the hell?

[D]

How do we go from magic city to riding bicycle?

[C]

I got a bum ass knee and you want me to go do a bicycle tour? I can't. I can barely walk, let alone ride a bike.

[B]

Well, stay off your knees.

[D]

Whoa.

[C]

It's crazy coming from the once been accused of that is all life.

[B]

That's why I'm telling you. But you knees are the thing to go first. So what are the plans for you? You started out, you've got your script coming for your movie.

[D]

Yes, I'm pumped about that.

[B]

Okay, and you and. And what kind of movie is it?

[D]

It's a comedy.

[B]

So who's gonna be funny in it?

[D]

Where's the comedians Little Duvall's in it.

[C]

Well, there's at least he'll be funny.

[D]

And you know what? This is why I want a new family. Go find one. I'm gonna start one of my own and I'm gon and

[C]

be safe on the trip.

[B]

What do you have planned coming up.

[D]

And then I got the tour for the seltzer where we're going around the whole country. If you're nice, you can come on a couple dates.

[B]

You want to go hang out with your brother on the road?

[D]

Yes. Grayson, don't act like that would not be.

[C]

I've been trying to get him to put his seltzer in two doms.

[D]

We are they're all allocated right now to next round.

[B]

Well, the good news is is that all of the product has now been sold, so he has to wait until the next batch comes out. But make sure that 2 cent 2 dimes gets it.

[D]

Well, I will. We can get the vodka, too.

[B]

He don't do no vodka.

[D]

The place does.

[C]

The place does, though. If you want money, you got to sell it.

[D]

And whenever we sell, I'll buy you McLaren.

[B]

No, he won't. But some strip at Magic City will

[D]

have one my day. I don't do that anymore. I don't go to strip clubs anymore. I'm looking for a wife.

[B]

Let me ask you something.

[D]

I'm not. I don't go to strip clubs.

[B]

What are you going to do when your son goes out here and does the same things that you've done, except on steroids?

[D]

Dad, I don't think you can do that.

[C]

I don't think it's possible.

[B]

Just when you think that your child can't do worse than that.

[D]

I'm not proud of all of the things I've done, but I'm also not ashamed of everything I've done. I've had a lot of fun. And I mean, Magic City is a fun place. Did I maybe go a little overboard? Yes.

[C]

I think I've done pretty well, considering everything, Grayson. I mean, I was homeschooled since fifth grade and then went to college. Also, with the whole fame aspect, like.

[B]

And your parents?

[C]

Impressed a lot of people. Could have done some crazier, right?

[B]

Well, I'm proud of you that you didn't. Let me ask you something. What is the. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done in your life?

[D]

What?

[B]

The weirdest thing.

[D]

Like what? Sexually?

[B]

No, I don't need to know all that.

[D]

I don't think I do anything weird.

[B]

Chase, everything you do is weird. What are you talking about?

[D]

Do I do weird shit? What do you think I do? That's weird.

[C]

Weird. I don't think it's a weird, son.

[B]

I just think that a lot of the shit that you do is weird.

[D]

I think you do weird shit, too.

[B]

Okay, name what I do this week.

[D]

Oh, you said you started this.

[B]

No, but you said you think I do, so what is it that I do?

[C]

I do a lot of weird shit.

[B]

Name it.

[D]

Yeah, name it.

[C]

Look at you.

[B]

Name it.

[C]

I mean, y' all are matching.

[D]

So are you.

[B]

You are, too.

[C]

No, bitch, I got a skull on mine. At least I got something to tell me apart.

[B]

That's all you got? This low hanging, weak fruit?

[C]

Don't get me started on here.

[B]

What you got?

[D]

I got heartburn.

[C]

I'M sweating. We gotta wrap this up.

[D]

I'm getting old, man. I'm telling you, I was rough with my body.

[B]

Y' all gonna be rougher than that. Fucking asking if they want fries with it.

[D]

No, I'm not.

[B]

Yeah, y' all are.

[C]

What did I do? I didn't even say anything.

[D]

As soon as you're of age, I'm putting you in a fucking home. They won't.

[B]

None of y' all ever have the ability to put me in a home, because I will always own one. Speaking of that, as. As we get older, who do you think would be the person that if I had to have someone take care of me, which I won't.

[D]

Savannah.

[B]

Savannah would be the one to take care of me.

[D]

Me or Savannah?

[C]

You wouldn't want me to.

[B]

Glad that you was.

[C]

I would do it.

[B]

Glad to know you was that quick.

[C]

That's the issue. That's why he reacts to everything. So he don't let you get the

[B]

rest of the sentence out. Go ahead.

[C]

I said I would. You wouldn't want me to. You would say, I want Savannah. I want Savannah.

[B]

I want Savannah.

[C]

I say, fine.

[B]

Would you take me?

[D]

Yeah, Dad. I take care of you. Now, you don't think I do, but I do.

[C]

The thing is, I do it. But he wouldn't want either one of us to do it.

[D]

I would take care of you.

[B]

I'm sticking with Savannah.

[D]

Exactly, Dad. I have way more patience. I'm way calmer.

[B]

Savannah will always be good to me.

[D]

That if you get on her nerves enough, she will slap the shit out of you in a bathtub. At 80 years old, she's like, shut the up.

[B]

No, she would not.

[C]

She would, dad.

[B]

And what do you think I'm gonna be doing when somebody puts your hands on me? Drowning.

[D]

You're gonna be drowning.

[B]

I'm going to be fit.

[C]

You keep talking about, like, us fighting and you and him fighting. I think Savannah beat the out of you.

[D]

I think she would let me let Savannah's dad.

[C]

I don't. Savannah beat the shit out of me.

[B]

Let me tell you something. I love you with all my heart and soul. And I love you, and I love your sister. Ever put your hands on me in a moment of anger, I will forget that I brought you in this world and focus on taking you out.

[C]

To be honest, I'm way more scared of Spencer than I am him.

[B]

You're more afraid of Savannah than you are of him?

[C]

No, but I'm like. I'm like. I screw with him and, like, push him around and Say to him, because, like, I'm not gonna actually do anything. Savannah, like, tries to punch me in the face when I do it.

[D]

Leave her alone. But that's because I think that's where we're at in our lives. Do you not think I'm calmer now than I was? I do five years ago?

[B]

I do. But not out here drinking and drugging. Does that. When you get to. When you decide to have a clean body, a clean mind, and a clean spirit, and you know right from wrong and you start living it the right way. You do calm down.

[D]

I think I'm way calmer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You actually like him again.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So that right there speaks volumes.

[C]

A little bit there. I was like,

[D]

he said what? He didn't want you around, I didn't want me around.

[B]

But you're glad to have your brother back.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I love that. I love that sometimes.

[D]

Have you seen those videos where it's like, my older brother when we were younger, and it's like, violent as can be, and then now it's like. Like, oh, do you need food? Do you need water? You need a blanket?

[B]

What? What is it that.

[D]

Are you gonna move to Texas?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You are gonna move to Texas?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm excited. I think that. Texas?

[C]

Where else?

[D]

Well, you never know. You might go and spread your wings and fly.

[B]

He is right to my back door.

[C]

I wanted to live in Texas before he said he was moving to Texas.

[D]

I'm excited about Texas. I think that will be our final landing spot.

[C]

He always asked me where I wanted

[D]

to live, and I said he's been

[B]

saying forever for years. When? I mean, literally for at least five years or so. When he made the decision that he was going to do sports management, he's like, I'm going to live in Texas, dad.

[C]

And the Rangers, the stars, the Cowboys, the Mavericks.

[D]

I mean, yeah, I'm excited about Texas. I still have a soft.

[C]

Live there, keep a lot of my values instead of living in New York, and I still get the same benefit.

[B]

Right.

[D]

When do you think the move will be finalized to Texas?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

He's not going to tell you that. He's going to leave one day without telling you.

[B]

Whatever. The houses are finished. Well, I'm excited for the next chapter that we have coming up, and I'm grateful that I'm sitting here because I want you to think about. Just think about this. A year ago, we were all sitting around, hearts broken, not knowing if this was ever going to happen again. And look at where we are today,

[D]

getting on My nerves every damn day.

[B]

And you should be grateful that I'm doing that.

[D]

I am.

[B]

And, you know, I look at it and I think about this. So many people that. That are suffering right now, that don't know, they're looking at their situation and they think there's no tomorrow, there's no hope left. Because you had gotten to that point at. At one point to where you felt like that so much disappointment had happened that you're like, I'm not going to get my hopes up over anything.

[C]

Well, yeah.

[B]

And so now imagine other people today feeling that same way. And it's so understandable. And so, I mean, how many times do we walk that yard in Pensacola and talk about when we get out of here? When we get out of here? When we get out of here. We never gave up the hope of when we get out of here.

[D]

And that's the only thing we had to hold on to. I had to hold on to that.

[C]

Mm.

[D]

I think that was really important for me.

[B]

Right. Because without hope, I mean, you're just dying.

[D]

Yeah. You don't have anything.

[B]

You have nothing.

[D]

You have nothing that's going to keep you pushing.

[B]

Right. Exactly. And. And each of y' all handled it so differently, too.

[C]

I think that's what caused a lot

[B]

of fights because of each.

[C]

It was handled. Everybody handled it so differently.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Like me. Like, I don't talk about shit. Like, way now I'm not gonna sit down and have an hour conversation with somebody. Like, I wouldn't make me feel better. To me, that doesn't, like, doesn't help anything. I know how to deal with my stuff. I can deal with it on my time and within myself. So I can do it. I don't need to talk to everybody.

[B]

Right.

[C]

But I think that's what irritated me so much, is that there was, like, people wanting to talk about it, and I'm like, I'm going through the same thing. I. I can't sit. Sit here and talk about this with you.

[B]

Well, everyone processes pain differently, and there's no right or wrong way. You have to get through it.

[C]

I think the thing that bothered me so much was that I believe in having hope, but not. But I don't believe in having false hope.

[B]

Right.

[C]

It's like when I got into it, Nanny and Papa, because they were telling Chloe that mom will be home next week. Do not tell her that.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Don't tell her when it's not the truth.

[B]

Right.

[C]

All you're doing is you're setting her up for another week of disappointment. I said, why would you. I said, why would you tell a 10 year old that she's gonna be back next week when really she's supposed to be back four years from now?

[B]

Right.

[D]

You think you hold on to a

[C]

lot of anger from that situation?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like with people in our family or just in general? With certain people in our family, yeah.

[D]

But do you think you carry around anger, like, on a daily. Like, not just really? I think you do.

[C]

I don't think I do at all. I think I'm very in the middle and a lot of people just take it as being all right.

[D]

You do have a little. The attitude sometimes. That's good. I think it's funny.

[B]

I'm not like.

[C]

I'm not like, pissed off or like anything. I just like, if I don't care, I just really don't care.

[D]

Gracie, you care a lot.

[C]

No, but I'm saying, like, if I don't care, then I really don't care.

[D]

I haven't found anything that you don't care about.

[B]

No, because you do get. You do.

[D]

You get very worked up. You're very animated. You're very.

[C]

I just get.

[D]

Get amped up.

[C]

What said if the right thing said. Yeah. I get pissed.

[B]

Well, again, I love that we're all here, Grayson.

[D]

Do good at school. We're very proud of you. Try to take everything just a little lighter. Life is not that serious.

[B]

More Zen.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Not in your mouth.

[C]

You're right. I do need to be more Zen.

[B]

Do you know that? Not. I'm just gonna tell this. Do you know what he did? Because you know, I'm sick of that Zen shit.

[C]

Yeah, I know. You bet.

[D]

You mean leave me alone, dude.

[B]

And do you know what? He was at the gym the other day.

[D]

Dad took my zins open.

[C]

He told me about it, and put

[D]

the head of his in my Zen can. A. A fresh can, I hope. No, I obviously threw them away.

[C]

You should have burned his house down.

[B]

And then the week before that, you

[C]

poured your tea in.

[B]

I poured my tea in his case.

[C]

You're just stupid for that.

[D]

I'm gonna waterboard the out of him one night.

[C]

You deserve it. Now, if you keep leaving, I'm gonna sleep.

[B]

I'm gonna. Oh, folks, on that note, Zen will be back next week. You this episode. Angry Bird will be back next week.

[D]

Hopefully not me.

[B]

I will be back next week. So from us to you, we love you.