Two Sons & Me – Episode Summary

Podcast: Two Sons and Me
Episode: Don’t Come Here for Parental Advice
Date: April 10, 2026
Host: Todd Chrisley
Guests: Chase Chrisley, Grayson Chrisley
Theme: A candid, comedic, and unfiltered conversation between Todd Chrisley and his sons Chase and Grayson, covering family dynamics, personal growth, wild hypotheticals, and their ongoing evolution post-reality TV and public scrutiny.

Episode Overview

This episode brings listeners into the unscripted, off-camera reality of the Chrisley family—lively banter, debates, and laughter included. As the title suggests, "Don’t Come Here for Parental Advice" sets the tone: honesty, self-deprecating humor, and no shortage of family roast sessions. Todd, Chase, and Grayson touch on everything from sibling relationships and infamous family moments to dark humor about wealth and morality, their experiences navigating tough times, and moving forward both as a family and individuals.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Relationships and Communication

• Sibling Closeness:
  • Grayson shares he’s close with everyone but doesn’t feel pressure for daily contact, “I don’t have to talk to either one of them every day to know that” (01:18).
  • Chase admits Savannah (their sister) doesn’t always respond, but emphasizes a steady bond.
• Family Critique:
  • Todd feels his kids don’t keep in close enough contact, joking, “I want you to miss me so much that you want to talk” (01:37).
  • Chase flips it, “Dude, I text you all the time. Half the time, you don't even respond.” (01:40)

2. Family Humor: Dark and Outrageous Hypotheticals

• Funeral Antics:
  • Grayson jokes he wants mysterious men at his funeral to make him seem "sketchy," and Chase wants a "gay guy to cry really loud" (02:18–02:32).
• Outlandish Offers:
  • Debate over what they’d do for $100 million or a billion: “Everybody’s got a price.” (05:17)
  • “Would you press a button for a billion dollars if a random person died?” – Grayson says he would, Todd adamantly refuses: “I'm not doing that. Somebody loves that person” (06:30–06:57).
• Parental Warning:
  • Todd: “Don’t tune in here to look for parental advice… you are in worse shape than the child you’re trying to raise.” (06:39)

3. OnlyFans, Social Media, and AI Zeitgeist

• OnlyFans Wealth:
  • Chase floats starting an OnlyFans after hearing about influencers making $100 million (04:41).
  • Todd responds, “Your mom would slap the out of me if somebody offered me $100 million and I didn’t do it.” (05:01)
• Conspiracy Spirals:
  • Chase dives into Epstein- and Bill Gates-related conspiracy theories (07:03–08:58), to Todd’s playful chagrin.
  • Todd: "This AI shit, you can just make all this stuff up that's fake. And then people start believing it. That's dangerous." (09:24)

4. Family Life, Past Mistakes, and Redemption

• Strip Club Banter:
  • Multiple jokes about Magic City strip club and its legendary food (10:03–14:32).
  • Todd reluctantly agrees that if the podcast gets a million views, he’ll go do a “food review,” but not throw money: "I'm not throwing no money!" (12:43).
• Financial Reminders:
  • On throwing money at the club: “Your money is my money. My money is my money.” (14:32)
• New Ventures:
  • Grayson discusses getting a movie script and a new comedy project (03:48, 16:03).
  • Seltzer brand tour—debate about product allocation and family involvement (16:27–17:15).

5. Legacy of Tough Times – Processing Pain and Moving Forward

• Hope After Hardship:
  • Todd reflects on the previous year—feeling broken and uncertain about the family ever being together again. “Just think about this. A year ago, we were all sitting around, hearts broken, not knowing if this was ever going to happen again. And look at where we are today.” (24:14)
  • They discuss coping strategies while Todd and family members were incarcerated, and how hope kept them afloat (24:59–25:36).
  • Each family member processed pain differently.
    • Grayson: prefers internalizing rather than talking at length, “I know how to deal with my stuff. I can deal with it on my time and within myself.” (25:49)
    • Frustration at others giving “false hope” to Chloe about their mother’s return: “Don’t tell her when it’s not the truth… you’re just setting her up for another week of disappointment.” (26:36)

6. Emotional Evolution, Growth, and Plans for the Future

• Letting Go of Anger:
  • Grayson denies carrying daily anger, despite other family members’ claims (27:02).
  • Family encourages him to “take everything just a little lighter… Life is not that serious.” (28:06)
• Comedy on Aging and Caretaking:
  • Who would take care of Todd when he’s old? Savannah emerges as the preferred caretaker. Todd: “I want Savannah.” (20:25)
  • Amusing threats if kids ever put hands on him: “I will forget that I brought you in this world and focus on taking you out.” (21:13)
• Sibling Rivalry and Bond:
  • Jokes about being wilder than dad when older, but also celebrating their renewed closeness (22:10–22:30).
  • “You actually like him again.” “Yeah.” (22:14–22:16)
• Moving to Texas:
  • Grayson shares his plan/desire to settle in Texas for career and lifestyle reasons, supported by Todd and discussed with sibling excitement (22:51–23:49).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Todd (on advice):

  “Don’t tune in here to look for parental advice, because if you take advice from me after listening to these two, you are in worse shape than the child you’re trying to raise.” (06:39)

• Chase (on family funeral shenanigans):

  “I want guys in black suits to walk up to my casket and not say anything and then walk away. So everybody at the funeral thinks I was doing some sketchy shit.” (02:18)

• Grayson (on wealth decisions):

  “A billion dollars… would you do some terrible things? Like, would you punch your sister in the face for a billion dollars? I’d twice slap the out of Savannah.” (05:38)

• Todd (on hope):

  “Because without hope, I mean, you’re just dying. You have nothing that’s going to keep you pushing.” (25:30–25:37)

• Grayson (on false hope):

  “Don’t tell her when it’s not the truth… you’re just setting her up for another week of disappointment.” (26:47)

• Todd (on strip clubs and money):

  “Your money is my money. My money is my money.” (14:32)

• Chase (on hypothetical parental care):

  “To be honest, I’m way more scared of Spencer than I am him.” (21:28)

Important Timestamps

• Sibling relationship dynamics: 00:51–01:34
• Funeral/morbid hypotheticals: 02:18–02:36
• OnlyFans & outrageous offers: 04:41–05:59
• Billion-dollar button hypothetical: 06:21–06:57
• Conspiracy theories & AI dangers: 07:03–09:24
• Strip club food banter: 10:03–14:32
• New movie and seltzer tour: 03:48, 16:03–17:15
• Reflections on family hardship: 24:14–26:19
• False hope discussion: 26:36–27:00
• Emotional check-ins/growth: 27:02–28:18
• Texas relocation plans: 22:51–23:49

Final Thoughts

Listeners are treated to classic Chrisley family banter, complete honesty and unfiltered commentary, as well as a glimpse into how this famous family deals with hardship, change, and each other. The episode is peppered with quick-witted quips, heartfelt admissions, and a tongue-in-cheek warning that if you’re looking for role models or parental advice… you’re in the wrong place.

Closing Thought by Todd:

“I look at it and I think about this. So many people… don’t know if there’s any hope left… Just think about this. A year ago, we were all sitting around, hearts broken, not knowing if this was ever going to happen again. And look at where we are today.” (24:14–24:28)

Tone:
Candid, irreverent, loving, sometimes crude, always self-aware—equal parts laughter and real talk.