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Todd Chrisley
Welcome to Two Sons and Me, your star, Todd Chrisley, and my two sidekicks, Grand Racing and Chase.
Grayson Chrisley
Yikes. That gave me the ick.
Todd Chrisley
Always does.
Grayson Chrisley
It always does. You listen.
Todd Chrisley
I want to talk about that today. No child should ever have to feel like that they're in the shadow of their parent.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't feel like that. I'm in a nightmare.
Todd Chrisley
You don't feel that way.
Grayson Chrisley
I live in a nightmare.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, a nightmare that you created.
Grayson Chrisley
No, you are the nightmare.
Todd Chrisley
Remember that.
Grayson Chrisley
But so am I.
Todd Chrisley
You're in training. Do what, son?
Chase Chrisley
What are we doing? He said do what y' all were. He was just acting crazy.
Grayson Chrisley
I was not acting crazy.
Chase Chrisley
I'm not crazy.
Todd Chrisley
He's not crazy. Grayson, stop saying that about your brother.
Grayson Chrisley
I'm not crazy.
Chase Chrisley
Okay, okay.
Todd Chrisley
All right. You.
Grayson Chrisley
If I'm crazy, you're 100% crazy.
Todd Chrisley
Based on the way that my children have performed and acted, I would say that I have a deficiency. 100%.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, you're crazy.
Todd Chrisley
There is a deficiency.
Grayson Chrisley
All of us have a little of it.
Todd Chrisley
Some of you have more than others.
Grayson Chrisley
Not me.
Todd Chrisley
Folks, today we're going to talk about a lot of stuff. We're most going to talk about all the shit that Chase does that we don't like.
Grayson Chrisley
I'll say. I don't give a. I'm not afraid of you like all these other around here. I will say that. That what I'm unhappy with. With you. And that's a long way.
Todd Chrisley
That's a good thing to start with. What are you unhappy with me about?
Grayson Chrisley
A lot of stuff.
Todd Chrisley
Let's just talk about it.
Grayson Chrisley
Communication skills, the way that you treat me.
Chase Chrisley
I love just been able to just
Grayson Chrisley
come on a lot of stuff.
Chase Chrisley
Be a spectator.
Todd Chrisley
You love to be. Don't be a spectator. Be a participant.
Chase Chrisley
Why would I participate in that? Don't involve me.
Todd Chrisley
Life involves you.
Chase Chrisley
Yeah, but this don't.
Todd Chrisley
Do you have an issue with me?
Chase Chrisley
No.
Todd Chrisley
So there's no open issues?
Grayson Chrisley
Come on, Grayson.
Chase Chrisley
I really don't.
Grayson Chrisley
Not at the moment.
Todd Chrisley
Your life's good. What about you?
Grayson Chrisley
We don't have enough time, brother.
Todd Chrisley
Well, let's just, you know, I'll give you 20 minutes of this show.
Grayson Chrisley
No, it's okay. How about you go first? How about you go.
Chase Chrisley
Contract obligations.
Grayson Chrisley
Well, that's. That would be fitting for Chris Knows Best for this show. For growing up Chris. For Chase to carry more than half the weight.
Todd Chrisley
Gotcha.
Grayson Chrisley
Okay, but go ahead.
Todd Chrisley
So what do you want?
Grayson Chrisley
No, no, please. You're. You have issues, so spit them out.
Todd Chrisley
I don't really have any issues. I'm actually probably, and I say this cautiously, probably at one of the best places of my life right now.
Grayson Chrisley
That's frightening.
Todd Chrisley
It is. I am truly at one of the best places of my life right now.
Grayson Chrisley
I'm happy.
Todd Chrisley
I have such peace. I have a peace like I've never had before. That's the God's honest truth. I'm not being a sociopath. Gotcha. Okay. Or it could be part of.
Grayson Chrisley
It's not peace. It's just. No feelings. That's what you have.
Todd Chrisley
No, that's not true. I have feelings. I just don't have feelings about dumb shit.
Grayson Chrisley
Interesting.
Todd Chrisley
So if I don't comment about dumb shit, it's because I'm refusing to acknowledge the dumb shit exists. I tried. I'm at a place in my life to where I really only want to focus on my life. Well, let me tell you, responsible for.
Grayson Chrisley
You have done that your whole life.
Todd Chrisley
No, I haven't. Or I wouldn't have been so bitter. But the next 20 years that I have of my life belongs to me. So if I keep running that mouth, you're not going to have 20. If I live 20 more years, I will have lived as long as my daddy. So I can remember from the time I was 3 years old on in my life. Always doing something for somebody else or having to be in the midst of a storm so I don't have to do that anymore. I'm at a place in my life to where I have stepped outside of the storm, not going to be a party to it, not going to participate in it, and really don't even want a weather update that you are the storm. No, I'm not.
Grayson Chrisley
You are.
Todd Chrisley
I'm not. I.
Grayson Chrisley
And maybe it's just growth that you haven't grown. You don't have that growth yet.
Todd Chrisley
I don't have the growth.
Grayson Chrisley
And you, everyone does it at different paces in your life and eventually you'll get there.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, you're right.
Grayson Chrisley
But what Michael Jackson say the man in the mirror.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, yeah.
Grayson Chrisley
One day, man, you're not going to notice. You're not going to recognize that.
Todd Chrisley
Let me. Let me tell you something about me. For the first time in my life, I am in a place to where I am at peace with myself.
Grayson Chrisley
That's just crazy to me.
Todd Chrisley
Why? Why do you say that?
Grayson Chrisley
That you can be at peace with yourself right now?
Todd Chrisley
Why?
Grayson Chrisley
What do you mean?
Todd Chrisley
Dad? What the are you talking about?
Grayson Chrisley
You can go to bed at night with the way that you treat me.
Todd Chrisley
Oh my God. I knew it was coming.
Grayson Chrisley
It's not. It's not. It is not.
Todd Chrisley
How can you be at peace? I can absolutely say that when I lay my head down. I have zero regrets when it comes to my children. Brother, you are going straight. Okay?
Grayson Chrisley
Straight to Hades.
Todd Chrisley
I know exactly what kind of parent I've been.
Grayson Chrisley
No one said anything about you being a bad parent. Except for recently. It's.
Todd Chrisley
Holy shit. I am a. I know what kind of parent your mother's been. What kind of parent I have been.
Grayson Chrisley
Don't drag my mom into this. My mom is. Your burdens are not my mother's.
Todd Chrisley
But I don't have. I have no burdens.
Grayson Chrisley
You got issues, man. Somebody. We need a psychiatrist. Can we get a psychiatrist in here or a therapist, Cook. Because they.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, I don't have any issues. The only issues that I have are my children who have issues who want to make them mine.
Grayson Chrisley
Nobody's trying to make any issues.
Todd Chrisley
Yours keep your but yo share and mine's over here. My yard's clean.
Grayson Chrisley
You don't get to.
Todd Chrisley
Okay, first, my yard's clean. My house is clean. It's going to stay clean. I'm good.
Grayson Chrisley
You are dirty as I'm not. Let me tell you something. You are.
Todd Chrisley
No, I'm not.
Grayson Chrisley
You are. You don't get to separate Our shit and your shit. Now just because the president signed a pardon. Oh, my house is clean.
Todd Chrisley
I'm going to honor my president, my lord and myself. I'm not keeping my slate clean.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't care what is signed. You don't have a clean slate. Not my book.
Todd Chrisley
Okay. Well, that's good. I didn't ask you for the pardon. I am at a good place. Are you at a good place in your life?
Chase Chrisley
I'm at a good place.
Todd Chrisley
Are you? What? What is the thing that brings you peace in your life?
Grayson Chrisley
Distance from your family?
Chase Chrisley
Watching sports.
Todd Chrisley
That brings you peace. But what do you think, what have you done to get to this place in your life that you feel at peace?
Grayson Chrisley
He moved to Alabama.
Chase Chrisley
I don't know. I kind of just have my own thing going on. But I got my own routine of my own. Just my own thing going on.
Todd Chrisley
Okay. I have my own thing going on, too. Do you?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, I do.
Todd Chrisley
Okay. Just making sure. I feel like that.
Grayson Chrisley
I hope you never get a good night's sleep again. I hope you have nightmares, brother. I hope you have nightmares.
Todd Chrisley
Fine. I sleep fine.
Grayson Chrisley
You know, karma, we talk about karma. We were talking about that in another episode. There's a reason your car didn't start this morning.
Chase Chrisley
Your car didn't start.
Todd Chrisley
No. The battery on the remote control. Both of his keys. That wasn't. That was an old set of key, that one. It was not even mine. I don't even know where it goes from.
Grayson Chrisley
Well, karma. Karma's that is circling everybody in this family right now.
Todd Chrisley
The service department came to the house, checked the key fob, replaced the battery in it. I'm good to go.
Grayson Chrisley
Did I not say that? That's all you had to do was replace the battery.
Todd Chrisley
You did. You did. But none of us take advice from you. I mean, not to, you know, throw shade or anything. We're all trying to stay in our own peaceful zones. But in all honesty, you have, man.
Chase Chrisley
I swear.
Todd Chrisley
But in all honesty, are you in a good place?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, for the most part.
Todd Chrisley
Okay, well, then, are you giving God the glory for that?
Grayson Chrisley
If I'm. Am I giving God to glory? I'm giving the glory to God, you illiterate.
Todd Chrisley
Giving God the glory?
Grayson Chrisley
No, that's not what you said I did. Are you giving God to glory?
Todd Chrisley
That's what you said, the glory.
Grayson Chrisley
Run it back.
Todd Chrisley
You critiquing my grammar is the least thing you need to be focusing on.
Grayson Chrisley
Shut up. You don't even know where to put a damn comma.
Todd Chrisley
I don't need to Have a comma. I don't need to have a comma because my. When I got something to say, it's gonna run on and on and on.
Grayson Chrisley
We're aware.
Todd Chrisley
But, Grayson, speaking of sports, I saw on Instagram where Nashville may host 2030.
Grayson Chrisley
They are.
Todd Chrisley
They are doing it.
Chase Chrisley
That's gonna be a wow in the new stadium. It's gonna be such a show.
Todd Chrisley
So we should keep a house here so you got a place to go to when you come to it.
Chase Chrisley
That's gonna be bad, though.
Todd Chrisley
I'm not here being me in my house. What are you talking about?
Chase Chrisley
All those people.
Grayson Chrisley
I get 100 grand.
Todd Chrisley
I'm not. There's nobody else sleeping in my bed.
Chase Chrisley
All those people coming from downtown into the game is going to be awful.
Todd Chrisley
Well, it's a tough life, Grayson, that. The only thing you have to worry about is whether or not some. There's going to be a lot of traffic at the Super Bowl.
Chase Chrisley
There will be.
Todd Chrisley
Okay, well, I got you on that.
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Todd Chrisley
well, on that note, I wanted to do a, like, catch up with the Chrisleys because a lot of people send messages wanting to know, like, life updates, you know, So I felt like that this would be a good. This episode would be good for, like, each one of us to give a life update on each other. Do you want to do that?
Grayson Chrisley
Sure.
Chase Chrisley
My life's good.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I have to give the life update on you. You have to give it on me, or you have to give it on Chase.
Chase Chrisley
Oh.
Todd Chrisley
So all you ever says your life is good, I'm going to say whether or not your life is good. So let's say, who do I want to give a life update on?
Grayson Chrisley
Let's take a wild yes, Grayson. Ah, there we go.
Todd Chrisley
Mommy. Mommy's boy. Grayson's life update is you've made the dean's list again. And I mean, I hate to sound like I'm bragging and stuff, but I kind of am. You've made the dean's list again. You are in. You have a relationship. You have a girlfriend.
Grayson Chrisley
Nerd.
Todd Chrisley
You're going to every sports event that you can go to. You don't get in trouble, and you love me the most out of everyone. That's a fair update.
Chase Chrisley
You and mom are tied.
Todd Chrisley
How the hell is your mama still tied with me when you have to call me and say she didn't respond to you?
Chase Chrisley
She doesn't. She has been pissing me off that lately.
Todd Chrisley
Okay, so then you would now today, you would say I'm your favorite.
Chase Chrisley
She's just been pissing me off with that lately.
Todd Chrisley
Okay, well. And I had to get on to it, did I not? Okay, so now we've already done my life update, because my life is actually pretty good now. Your life update?
Grayson Chrisley
My life is fine. It's another day in paradise.
Todd Chrisley
Well, Mr. Disick, tell us how things really are.
Grayson Chrisley
Well, I'm just beginning to think that maybe all of you guys are the problem, and I'm just perfect.
Todd Chrisley
Most narcissists feel that way.
Grayson Chrisley
God dang.
Todd Chrisley
Most narcissists spelled that way.
Grayson Chrisley
That's what Scott Disick said. Keeping up with Kardashians. But you're not up to current events. You.
Todd Chrisley
What did he say?
Grayson Chrisley
He said, I'm starting to think that maybe everyone else is the problem and I'm just perfect.
Todd Chrisley
You know, people have compared you and Scott a lot.
Grayson Chrisley
Really?
Todd Chrisley
Yeah. And I would. And I tend to agree.
Chase Chrisley
Scott dising is hilarious.
Grayson Chrisley
That's fitting.
Chase Chrisley
He's so funny.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I think that you. I think that you and Scott are a lot alike. Yeah, a lot.
Grayson Chrisley
I think that. I don't know who I would compare you to. Bruce Jenner.
Chase Chrisley
You mean Caitlyn.
Todd Chrisley
Such low hanging fruit, folks.
Grayson Chrisley
You went there. Don't fight with me, mother.
Todd Chrisley
I'm good.
Chase Chrisley
I'm good.
Todd Chrisley
So tell us a little bit what's going on in your life. Are you at a happy place?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, I'm in a great place. That's good. I'm at a great place in my life.
Todd Chrisley
That's good. I love that. I love that. Did you find your place to live? I know you said you're going to keep all your personal business to yourself,
Grayson Chrisley
so I'm going to keep that to
Todd Chrisley
myself as you're going to keep. Gotcha. Okay.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
All right.
Grayson Chrisley
Far. It's far away from you, though.
Todd Chrisley
You promise?
Grayson Chrisley
Yes, that I do promise.
Todd Chrisley
Because I have intentionally tried to because Texas is a big state. So I need you to be on one side and maybe on the other and we'll be okay.
Grayson Chrisley
Y. And if not, I'll take you to the train station.
Todd Chrisley
Speaking of the train station, have y' all watched Dutton Ranch?
Grayson Chrisley
It's so good.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, my gosh. It is so good. You have not watched it?
Chase Chrisley
I haven't watched it.
Todd Chrisley
It is so good.
Grayson Chrisley
It's better than Yellowstone.
Todd Chrisley
It is so good. It is so good.
Chase Chrisley
Start watching it.
Grayson Chrisley
It is. It's amazing.
Todd Chrisley
But just in these first three episodes, Beth and Rip can carry their own show.
Grayson Chrisley
Oh, we knew that.
Chase Chrisley
You know what's crazy to think about? I think it was the second or first fast and furious. You know the guy that is the villain in Miami?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, that's Rip.
Chase Chrisley
Yes, Rip. Not crazy.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah. He's also in the Madea movie. What?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, of course.
Todd Chrisley
Rip is in a Madea movie. Yeah.
Chase Chrisley
Isn't that crazy?
Todd Chrisley
He was banging his secretary. Yep, sure was. He was a nasty O. But then he went to the ranch and he got his life together and he became rep, which is the biggest thing he's ever been. Yeah, I love that.
Grayson Chrisley
It's a great show.
Todd Chrisley
Who was the girl that does the hot thing?
Grayson Chrisley
Hawktua.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah. Why do you say that? Why is that called? Because Adam was trying to explain it to me.
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Grayson Chrisley
spitting on it?
Chase Chrisley
Huh?
Grayson Chrisley
What do you mean, huh? Have you never gotten a blow job before? Sorry for you.
Todd Chrisley
That's what she's known for, is spitting on dick.
Grayson Chrisley
She said, hawk tool. You gotta spit on that thing.
Todd Chrisley
These are the weirdest things that people do.
Grayson Chrisley
They're not really.
Chase Chrisley
She's doing only fans now.
Grayson Chrisley
Really?
Todd Chrisley
Where do you go after spitting on dick?
Chase Chrisley
Huh?
Todd Chrisley
And it's called haka.
Grayson Chrisley
Oh, it's just like the sound like.
Todd Chrisley
Like you're spitting up a loogie.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, well, preferably not a loogie, but
Todd Chrisley
whenever you gotta do that is so disgusting and foul. And then did you see on Instagram where this girl, she's on only fans, she said that somebody offered her $15 million.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, that's dumb. That's someone with way too much money.
Todd Chrisley
And I. I was looking at her and I was like, that's not 15 million dollar puss.
Grayson Chrisley
It's untouched, apparently.
Todd Chrisley
But is it really?
Grayson Chrisley
I don't know.
Todd Chrisley
Because if you're selling it for $2 and 25 cents a clip now, I
Grayson Chrisley
think hers is like, I don't know how much it is. I've never paid for only fans. I would never do that. Have you?
Todd Chrisley
First of all, I don't even know anything about all this stuff.
Grayson Chrisley
The girl from Dr. Phil, catch me outside, she made like $60 million.
Todd Chrisley
You'll see girls in this country's paying that for her.
Chase Chrisley
You'll see girls at Bama now, where you look up their Instagram and they have a link in their body.
Grayson Chrisley
I'm about to start an only fans
Todd Chrisley
chase.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't give a sh. I don't care if I can make. You wouldn't do it for 60 mil in one year.
Chase Chrisley
Dad.
Todd Chrisley
Daniel, Danielle.
Chase Chrisley
Who?
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, that's the.
Grayson Chrisley
The catch.
Todd Chrisley
That's what talks all that on Dr. Catch me outside.
Chase Chrisley
Yeah, I'd catch out 75 million dollars.
Grayson Chrisley
That's what she made 53 million in her first year.
Todd Chrisley
I'm gonna tell y' all right now, for $75 million, there's not gonna be a part of my body.
Chase Chrisley
I'm posting a picture of my dick online, dude.
Grayson Chrisley
For $75 million. Oh, my God, dude, Are you kidding me? I'm going to town on camera and letting everybody watch it. I'll do a starfish.
Todd Chrisley
What's that? Oh, my God.
Grayson Chrisley
75 mil, bro. Oh, my God. Done. No taxes, though. No taxes. I'm not paying taxes on it.
Todd Chrisley
Shocker. So the 15 million the girl didn't take, right?
Grayson Chrisley
No, she didn't take it. Can you believe that?
Todd Chrisley
Because I don't believe nobody was dumb enough to offer that.
Grayson Chrisley
It was as an NBA player that she says, well, if somebody wants to offer me 15 million to smash, hit me the upper because I'm for sale or for rent,
Todd Chrisley
I'm more like 15. 5.
Chase Chrisley
Black China is widely reported the highest earning, pulling in an estimated $190 million.
Todd Chrisley
Who is this black China?
Grayson Chrisley
She got, baby. Rob Kardashian.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, my gosh.
Chase Chrisley
190 million.
Grayson Chrisley
She's kind of hot, though.
Todd Chrisley
She's the one that. Was she on Dancing with the Stars?
Grayson Chrisley
I don't know.
Todd Chrisley
Or was that.
Chase Chrisley
That's her.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, yeah, I remember her now.
Grayson Chrisley
She was on Special Forces with Savannah.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, that's right. Okay, but who. Amber Rose. That's who I met. And Dancing with the Stars.
Grayson Chrisley
She's nice.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, she was lovely. Yes. But I saw a picture of her on Instagram with no makeup on, and she does not even like the same person.
Grayson Chrisley
Yes, she does.
Todd Chrisley
No, she doesn't. Chase. No, she doesn't.
Grayson Chrisley
Yes, she does. Oh, well, maybe not
Todd Chrisley
that one right there. That's the one I saw.
Grayson Chrisley
No, up there to the left.
Todd Chrisley
Yes. That looks the same to you.
Grayson Chrisley
No, she kind of looks like Mark Wahlberg.
Todd Chrisley
People were saying that. People were literally saying that.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
I was like, what?
Grayson Chrisley
Okay. She's okay.
Todd Chrisley
Did y' all watch on Netflix the Kevin Hart roast?
Grayson Chrisley
I did. I didn't think it was that funny.
Chase Chrisley
I thought Shane Gillis was super funny and I thought Brady was hilarious.
Todd Chrisley
I thought Brady was good.
Chase Chrisley
I love him. Brady came watching. He goes, oh, payback's a.
Grayson Chrisley
To sit in your high chair.
Chase Chrisley
He goes, what you feel like, what you say in mind. Get comfortable being uncomfortable. He said, who's squirming in that high chair now? You little. I love Aniga is. I'm a five time super bowl mvp, seven time super bowl champion, and Kevin, you're the third most famous person in Jumanji.
Todd Chrisley
I like that. But all this controversy now with what's the blonde that used to be on essay? Chelsea Handler. Yeah, Chelsea Handler.
Grayson Chrisley
Did she. Was she on E?
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, she was on E. For a long time, I think.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah. I don't. What do you think about him?
Chase Chrisley
Read that.
Todd Chrisley
I don't know anything about. I don't know anything about Chelsea Handler.
Chase Chrisley
What he said is hilarious.
Todd Chrisley
But I think that they were saying, I mean, there's been, like, a lot of stuff in the press about, you know, her saying things at this roast or whatever.
Grayson Chrisley
She's funny. Yeah.
Chase Chrisley
She got butt Hurt over it, which everybody knows if you're gonna do that, you can't.
Todd Chrisley
What did she get hurt about?
Chase Chrisley
She just got pissed off about jokes that were made. And Shane Gillis said the only two people giving me about this roast are two people that were on the Epstein list.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, was she on the Epstein list?
Chase Chrisley
I guess so.
Todd Chrisley
Damn.
Chase Chrisley
That's what Shane Gillis said was.
Grayson Chrisley
Are you sure?
Todd Chrisley
Especially with the dinner at the Epstein's
Grayson Chrisley
house at some point at the island. I'm gonna look it up. They probably were eating a child. Do you know they were doing that?
Todd Chrisley
I don't believe that.
Chase Chrisley
Chelsea Handler has admitted to attending a controversial dinner party at Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan townhouse in 2010.
Todd Chrisley
But here's the thing about this, y', all, this whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, he had shit tons of money, was living a very opulent life. And you and I, all of us know sitting right here, us three, that in Hollywood and there's a big party and everyone's going there. You don't know what everyone that's attending is doing.
Grayson Chrisley
No, you don't.
Todd Chrisley
And so, I mean, I can't say that. That what she did. I mean, I wouldn't.
Grayson Chrisley
You can't say she was drinking a baby's blood.
Todd Chrisley
But no, I can't say that. I don't believe. I mean, I don't know that that's true.
Grayson Chrisley
That's not. I don't know about her, but they were doing that.
Todd Chrisley
I just don't believe all this that I read.
Chase Chrisley
You should look
Todd Chrisley
that you did something bad for sure.
Grayson Chrisley
No, it doesn't mean you did something bad. But the stuff that on Anthony Wieners
Todd Chrisley
laptop now, who is Anthony Wehner?
Grayson Chrisley
He was the.
Todd Chrisley
Is his name Wiener?
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, it is.
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Todd Chrisley
oh, he's the one married to Hillary Clinton's ex. Something. Well, if they're tied to the Clintons.
Grayson Chrisley
I mean, on his laptop he had a file called life insurance. And apparently on that I might get killed for.
Todd Chrisley
You need to stay out of this stuff because you know people that with the Clintons, they end up dead.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't even care about living. So anyways, the life insurance, like the file he had, apparently it was like videos and pictures of very powerful people, like, torturing children.
Todd Chrisley
That's awful.
Grayson Chrisley
And like, drinking.
Todd Chrisley
This wayner guy, now, he's not even locked up.
Chase Chrisley
21 months in federal prison.
Grayson Chrisley
He had 21 months. And, like, it was diabolical stuff.
Todd Chrisley
And I got 28.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, what's that say about you? You bad mother.
Todd Chrisley
That is horrible. And child porn on there and.
Grayson Chrisley
No, no, it was. It was way worse than child porn. Like torturing children, like, drinking their blood.
Todd Chrisley
How is this not. How is this even possible?
Chase Chrisley
They were doing some crazy shit. They were doing some crazy stuff.
Grayson Chrisley
Look up. Look up the stuff that's on his laptop.
Todd Chrisley
I just don't want to see it.
Grayson Chrisley
It. Oh, it's not released.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, I don't want to see nothing either.
Grayson Chrisley
It's not released. It'll just tell you.
Todd Chrisley
But just because you type it in and it comes up in google does not mean it's true.
Grayson Chrisley
It was everyone. There's nine cops that saw it. What was on his laptop? All nine of them are dead now.
Todd Chrisley
How can these people die and Hillary let her ugly daughter live?
Grayson Chrisley
I don't know, Honestly.
Chase Chrisley
How's Monica lewinsky still alive? He gonna kill all these people. And the one person that was who?
Grayson Chrisley
Me.
Chase Chrisley
Hawk 2. And on your husband under the oval office desk.
Todd Chrisley
I don't understand that. Out of all the women that he
Grayson Chrisley
could have gotten, he got them too.
Todd Chrisley
Dad.
Grayson Chrisley
It wasn't just Monica. He's probably hungover.
Todd Chrisley
I think the. I think the biggest crime that Bill and Hillary did in their life was Chelsea.
Grayson Chrisley
That's not true.
Todd Chrisley
That is.
Grayson Chrisley
No, that's.
Todd Chrisley
There's just nothing. She just. You know, they say that some people when they age, they get better looking.
Chase Chrisley
It's always unrelated events.
Grayson Chrisley
Did you. Did it say what was on his laptop? You probably have to look up a video so they can someone talking about it.
Todd Chrisley
So this whole wiener thing, that is. That's bad. Like I've not really dove into all this stuff because, you know, I stay away from.
Grayson Chrisley
He's like next level evil.
Todd Chrisley
I don't know how in the hell this man is even out of prison.
Grayson Chrisley
So. He was caught sexting a 15 year old girl. For transferring obscene material to a 15 year old girl. Okay.
Todd Chrisley
His ass should have gone to jail for 50 years for that.
Grayson Chrisley
But there was more.
Todd Chrisley
I just think that all this stuff, you know, going back to Chelsea Handler and they're saying that they made the joke about the Epstein. I just think that if your name's on the list, that that necessarily means that you did something that was wrong. No, because our. We have been invited to a lot
Grayson Chrisley
of shit, but we ain't on no Epstein list.
Todd Chrisley
We ain't on no Epstein, but we've been invited to a lot of stuff that we have never gone to and that I have told y'. All. No, we're not doing. We're not attending that or we're not going to that person's house.
Chase Chrisley
Did he party?
Todd Chrisley
A what?
Chase Chrisley
Did he party? Did he.
Todd Chrisley
Did he. No, why would I. Why would they want me there?
Chase Chrisley
I don't know.
Todd Chrisley
We have just really been sheltered, though, to be in entertainment because we were not involved in none of that, nor did anybody try to get us involved in it. I've never had anything inappropriate be thrown my way.
Grayson Chrisley
Never.
Todd Chrisley
No, I haven't. I mean, I was offered to sleep with someone many years ago when the show first came out, but I didn't do it.
Chase Chrisley
Well, clearly.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah. I mean, we've.
Todd Chrisley
What? Why are you laughing like you've done something?
Grayson Chrisley
I haven't done anything. I'm not the dirty one.
Todd Chrisley
Why is he like.
Grayson Chrisley
He's not either. We're all clean.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, well, I know I am. I know the hell I am.
Grayson Chrisley
But no, we have been very fortunate not to.
Todd Chrisley
To be drugged up in any of that.
Grayson Chrisley
We were too busy fighting the federal government. I would rather had a sex scandal.
Todd Chrisley
Well, you know, there was a fake one.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, but it Wasn't ours.
Todd Chrisley
But I mean, and let's talk about real quick, Kyle Busch. Is that not horrible?
Grayson Chrisley
Okay, now this might be a conspiracy theory, but listen to this. So they said that he had just won a loss and then all of a sudden something happens to him.
Todd Chrisley
Now this was from an insurance company. It was not a big settlement. He had said that he had pneumonia that turned into a severe sinus infection that led to sepsis. And you know, when I had those kidney stones the last time, that's what they were worried about was the sepsis.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, I remember that
Todd Chrisley
because, you know, they were on Savannah's podcast or the wife was on Savannah's podcast.
Grayson Chrisley
Really?
Chase Chrisley
His son is. His son is racing cars too.
Todd Chrisley
And they retired his number until he's trying to take steps in.
Grayson Chrisley
That is so. It's heartbreaking.
Todd Chrisley
Heartbreaking.
Grayson Chrisley
But did you see where he has Kyle Busch paid for. I think it was like a hundred ivf.
Todd Chrisley
Yes. Through their foundation. Yeah, they were. I mean he was a good guy.
Chase Chrisley
I think was the first time since the 80s or 90s that there has ever been Kyle.
Grayson Chrisley
Kyle Bush and his wife Samantha paid for over a hundred IVF bursts through their non profit.
Todd Chrisley
That's. That's just good, kind, decent.
Chase Chrisley
It was the first time since the 80s, I think it was the 80s or 90s there has ever been a NASCAR race without a Earnhardt or Busch in it.
Todd Chrisley
That's crazy.
Grayson Chrisley
Really.
Todd Chrisley
You know, I mean my heart goes out to them and you know, God bless the family. It's. It's just sad. Switching gears, I saw today the first time in the history of our country that women 40 years or older has taken over. Is the largest sector of women having children today.
Grayson Chrisley
40 and over.
Todd Chrisley
40 and over. The younger women are not having the babies. The women that are 40 are having them.
Grayson Chrisley
Why?
Todd Chrisley
Because these girls are lazy. They're just not. They think that they don't need a man, that they're going to run their life, that life is going to be great and they're going to stay single and do whatever they want to do. And then they find out that life's not so great without the time.
Chase Chrisley
They know you're 35 and you're still single.
Todd Chrisley
Right. But these women that are 40 are the ones that's having having the most kids.
Grayson Chrisley
Now isn't that like a health.
Todd Chrisley
It is, it is. I mean that's not your optimum time to have children.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah, like, like Was it late 20s,
Todd Chrisley
18 to like 25?
Grayson Chrisley
I thought it was a 30. Like and you are safe until 35.
Todd Chrisley
No.
Chase Chrisley
I don't know if I believe in the whole.
Todd Chrisley
Your chances go. Continue to go down the older that you get.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So. And you need to remember back in the 30s and 40s, people were getting married at 14, 15 years old. And so you're. Your eggs are the youngest and the healthiest that they can be the younger that you are.
Grayson Chrisley
That's crazy.
Todd Chrisley
Yep. What about Stephen Colbert is no longer on the air. Why? Well, because he thought, you know, by making political jokes, that it was funny. Well, here's the thing with that. If you are one side or the
Chase Chrisley
other, it's our turn to use cancel culture now.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, God. Let's just not be canceling anymore.
Chase Chrisley
They used it on everybody else. They love to attack the right for four years trying to cancel everybody.
Todd Chrisley
They did. They did.
Grayson Chrisley
But you're supposed to do better.
Chase Chrisley
I'm waiting for them to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, that piece of.
Grayson Chrisley
He's already. I don't know how he's still on air.
Todd Chrisley
Well, listen, I don't think he's gonna be on the.
Chase Chrisley
He's less funny every year.
Todd Chrisley
I don't think he's gonna be on much longer. But Colbert was. His show was canceled, and. And it was not even because of anything other than the simple fact of numbers. Dude, you're bringing in $100 million in revenue for that show, and literally, it's your $40 million in the hole.
Grayson Chrisley
Well, that's why you got canceled. You didn't get canceled for.
Todd Chrisley
You got canceled because the show was costing them $40 million.
Grayson Chrisley
They're costing 100 across 40.
Todd Chrisley
Well, there was a. There was a story that said that he was bringing in, like, a hundred million dollars in revenue, and it was costing him $140 million to produce it. And. And that he had 200, like 200 staff members on his show.
Grayson Chrisley
That's not necessary.
Todd Chrisley
That's not necessary. Not when you look at Gutfeld and he's got, like 20. Yeah, he's got 20 and got operated
Chase Chrisley
at a loss of roughly 40 million a year.
Todd Chrisley
And then you got Greg Gutfeld, who is over here working his stuff with like, maybe 10 or 20 people on his staff and making shit, tons of money. That tells you what the people are watching.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And, you know, I just don't think that it's funny. It's one thing to take a jab at the right or take a jab at the left every now and then, but if your whole skit, your whole personality becomes about just tearing up one side over the other, it's not funny anymore. Yeah, it's just not funny. And I don't believe that we should be canceling someone because of. Of them believing differently than we believe because we have that right. But I don't.
Chase Chrisley
The heinous.
Grayson Chrisley
There's too much hate.
Todd Chrisley
There is way too much hate.
Chase Chrisley
Way too much not tasteful jokes that like Jimmy Kimmel and then people like them make. Like, that's just.
Todd Chrisley
And you know, that's not a joke. But, you know, I've always loved Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Kimmel was never somebody that I really, I never really liked. Not that I didn't like him. His sense of humor just was not my sense of humor. Jimmy Fallon. I like Jimmy Fallon and I like his comedy. And I like, you know, he mentioned
Grayson Chrisley
us on the show when it was years ago, but he mentioned us and he quoted me on the show, oh,
Todd Chrisley
you got to risk it to get to Biscuit. Yeah, I remember that. But I've always liked him and, and I don't. Listen, I've never met. What's the other one? Kimmel. I've never met Kimmel Colbert I've met at an event in Beverly Hills was lovely, very nice, very polite. So I have to base my opinion on. On my one interaction with him, that he was a lovely guy. That was very, very polite.
Grayson Chrisley
I mean, yeah, it's just, it's just about numbers.
Todd Chrisley
But this was about numbers. This was not about anything else. You can't be losing $40 million on a show and then keeping it on the air. No, that. That you can't do.
Grayson Chrisley
You can't do that at a one million. At one million dollar loss.
Todd Chrisley
No, you cannot, let alone 40.
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Todd Chrisley
Let me ask you something, because this is like a big thing like with the Pope right now. And a lot of stuff, you know, on just everything I click on. What are your thoughts on AI?
Grayson Chrisley
I think it's terrifying.
Chase Chrisley
I think it's good.
Todd Chrisley
I think it's terrifying.
Grayson Chrisley
I think that it's going to be. If it's not controlled properly, it could be very.
Todd Chrisley
I think it has the Potential of being one of the greatest things that's ever happened to civilization. But anytime you have something that's that, that has the potential of being that great, it also has that same level of potential of being that bad.
Chase Chrisley
Yeah, it doesn't have to.
Todd Chrisley
And unfortunately we live. No, everything doesn't.
Chase Chrisley
You don't think everything has upside and downside magnitude that is upside down? When it's potential to be very good,
Todd Chrisley
it's an upside that I can say what I want to say and you have the right to disagree with it. That's an up and a down. But when you have something that you're controlling that can destroy and manipulate someone's life, place someone at the scene of a crime when they were never there, it's terrifying. That's not good.
Grayson Chrisley
I also think it's going to, it's going to replace a lot of the workforce.
Todd Chrisley
Oh, 100. But now that's not all bad because listen, some jobs have, have grown to be obsolete, but we've just continued to do them. Those jobs will, will fall to the wayside and then those people will find another job that's going to be more stimulating for them and that it's going to be better for humanity. So I, I am for AI but with guardrails.
Grayson Chrisley
I think that I, I'm afraid that we're going to lose control over AI because there's going to be too much knowledge and power and it's. I think it's terrifying.
Todd Chrisley
It's concerning. It's concerning.
Grayson Chrisley
And if that power gets in the hands of the wrong people, which.
Todd Chrisley
It's already there.
Grayson Chrisley
It's already there.
Todd Chrisley
It's already there.
Grayson Chrisley
So we're screwed.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah, it's already there.
Grayson Chrisley
My whole thing is it's going to be like iRobot.
Chase Chrisley
You remember that movie, Been around for years, but we're just now finding out about it now. So you don't think the Chinese government or the American government has had this shit for years?
Todd Chrisley
Well, the Chinese government hasn't had it because they're, they're lagging behind us now.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't know.
Todd Chrisley
So let me ask you this, but do you, do you worry about all
Grayson Chrisley
of these robots that they're gonna like. I'm sure you've seen them, that they're putting them in people's homes and stuff. Have you seen this?
Chase Chrisley
I don't want that.
Todd Chrisley
Really? No, I don't want that. Why? Because it just freaks me the hell out.
Grayson Chrisley
They cook, they cle, they do your like everything.
Todd Chrisley
So does housekeepers, so does parents.
Grayson Chrisley
I Know, but, like, if. If you don't have to pay one.
Todd Chrisley
I don't want that. I don't want that. Let me ask you what you think about this? What do y' all think about this new settlement fund that President Trump just. That has just been entered into with the Department of Justice, with the president,
Grayson Chrisley
but I don't know about it.
Todd Chrisley
So President Trump sued the IRS for, like, $10 billion.
Grayson Chrisley
He dropped it, though.
Chase Chrisley
No, he didn't. They settled.
Todd Chrisley
They settled for $1,776,000. 1776. But he's taking nothing from it. He can't get anything from it. His family can't get anything from it. And it's being set up kind of like a slush fund for any person that the DOJ went after because of their political affiliation.
Chase Chrisley
$1.7 billion billion dollars.
Grayson Chrisley
I was like, yeah, 1.7 billion.
Todd Chrisley
$1,776,000,000 has been set up by the Department of Justice and the IRS settlement for anyone who has been targeted by the Department of Justice due to their political. Political affiliation.
Grayson Chrisley
Who do we need to call?
Todd Chrisley
Right, but how do. So you don't know about it, right?
Grayson Chrisley
I don't, but I'm definitely for.
Chase Chrisley
I like that new fund he did for kids.
Todd Chrisley
Which one?
Chase Chrisley
Any kid born. It was like, any kid born after a certain time gets an automatic account opened in their name.
Todd Chrisley
Yep.
Grayson Chrisley
I'm definitely that slush fund.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah. So you are for it because. It's. Because it's very contentious right now. People believe that. I mean, Congress, a lot of people, Republican and Democrat, are saying, no, absolutely not. That you cannot. You're. You're basically using the taxpayer dollars as a slush fund.
Chase Chrisley
But if he took the 1.7 billion, they'd bitch about that, too.
Todd Chrisley
Yeah. And he's not taking it. But now he has. He.
Grayson Chrisley
I would have taken it.
Todd Chrisley
He has. He and his family. The IRS has agreed to drop any audits into any of his family members
Chase Chrisley
prior to the settlement date.
Todd Chrisley
Prior to the settlement date.
Chase Chrisley
They. They're not allowed to audit any past returns prior to any of his companies
Todd Chrisley
or his children or him.
Grayson Chrisley
That's the real win.
Todd Chrisley
Yep. So that's. That's kind of like what's going up in the arm. I mean, up in arms right now. A lot of. A lot of.
Chase Chrisley
Everybody acts like they wouldn't do the same thing. If you had an opportunity to protect you, your family and your businesses, whether you're Democrat or Republican, you're going to do that.
Todd Chrisley
I think that, yes, I would have.
Grayson Chrisley
I would have Rode off into the sunset with that $1.7 billion.
Todd Chrisley
That ain't nothing to me. If anybody's worth way more than, than that.
Chase Chrisley
If anybody had the opportunity to save their entire family like that and your businesses, you're going to do it.
Todd Chrisley
I have to tell you that I've been watching these primaries and it's. It's very nerve wracking right now. But I was happy to see Massie from Kentucky lose his seat.
Chase Chrisley
Did you see?
Todd Chrisley
I was happy.
Chase Chrisley
AOC said it's time for the north to pull up to the South.
Todd Chrisley
Well, what she needs to remember, first of all.
Chase Chrisley
Yeah, okay.
Todd Chrisley
First of all, I don't know that I would be listening to cockeyed AOC Just like Senator John, she's got a lazy eye.
Chase Chrisley
Just like John from Louisiana said, she's the reason that there's instructions on the back of a shampoo bottle.
Todd Chrisley
She is, she's. You know, the things that she says are just so ignorant. And, and it's like she's cornered the market.
Grayson Chrisley
Pissed off teenager.
Todd Chrisley
It's like she's cornered the market on that. And I don't even. I don't even pay any attention to her. She's like a non issue. But Massey, I was glad to see him lose his seat.
Grayson Chrisley
What do you think's gonna happen with Spencer Pratt?
Todd Chrisley
I hope that Spencer gets. I do too. I hope that Spencer Pratt wins as mayor. Because listen, you've already had. One of the greatest things that was said was do you want to do the same? Continue doing the same shit? Look at where you are. Y' all know We've lived in LA. LA back in 1986 was amazing. When we were living there was a great city.
Chase Chrisley
Well, I went for the Rose Bowl. Remember when I. When I told you and I went back and I was like in a state of shock. I was like, this place is a.
Todd Chrisley
It is a.
Grayson Chrisley
Like, it's terrible.
Chase Chrisley
There's tents on every side of the road, graffiti on every.
Todd Chrisley
What?
Chase Chrisley
It literally looks like something out of a movie.
Todd Chrisley
This is the Beverly Hills going down Doheny. When I was there filming a couple of months ago. And you know that I spent the four Seasons there.
Grayson Chrisley
I love Beverly Hills.
Todd Chrisley
Literally. They had encampments. Yeah. And it's so foul and so disgusting. And how could you, as that current mayor, Karen Bass. Yes. How can you go on television and defend anything when your city is turned into this without the houses burned down? Right. The whole. All of.
Grayson Chrisley
All of the palace AIDS is gone.
Chase Chrisley
And what is she doing about it?
Grayson Chrisley
They're trying, you know, they're trying to put government housing Palisades.
Todd Chrisley
But here's the thing. When there's a natural catastrophe like that and you build back, a certain percentage of the land has to be used for that.
Grayson Chrisley
That's absurd.
Chase Chrisley
How so?
Todd Chrisley
You just
Grayson Chrisley
own your land.
Todd Chrisley
It makes you wonder if, if some of this stuff of these reservoirs being empty and, and not having the water there to fight a fire, if it was calculated so that that money could be made so that some of this stuff could be happening. But Karen Bass is ineffective. She needs to go. And this was the craziest shit this morning, folks. I would not go on national television and tout that I had just gotten an endorsement from Maxine Waters. This is as old as Father Time and still in Congress. Doesn't show up to vote nothing. Doesn't even live in the district that she is elected for. And you, Karen Bass, are going to say you are proud that Maxine Waters has endorsed you. I mean, she looks like a dried up raisin.
Chase Chrisley
She looks like she's about to weather away.
Grayson Chrisley
I mean, I mean the whole state of California, I saw, I just can't
Todd Chrisley
say that because I love California. I do too.
Grayson Chrisley
But not, not now.
Todd Chrisley
Speaking of people, not the way that it is now.
Chase Chrisley
Speaking of people in Congress, I saw a thing where. Now Nancy Pelosi's salary in Congress was $176,000. Her net worth is over $200 million. And she made $9 million on the stock market in one month. She's outperforming Warren Buffett right by. Warren Buffett promises what, 30%, 20% returns.
Grayson Chrisley
No, no, no, she is not high.
Todd Chrisley
She is, it's not that high. She has literally 100% high. And that's why they're, that's why there's, there's bills being put into this, being put up, presented up now that you're not allowed, you are not allowed to trade if you're a member of Congress. But guess what? It hadn't passed yet.
Chase Chrisley
I wasn't far, far off.50% for a smaller portfolio. It's probably 20, 30 for a bigger one.
Todd Chrisley
It's crazy. I mean, it's insane that this stuff just keeps getting overlooked. It's just like the stuff in annual return of 19.8.
Grayson Chrisley
Do you think that Gavin Newsom is going to run for presidency? Because I think he is.
Todd Chrisley
I think that the Republican Party would love for Gavin News to run.
Grayson Chrisley
I think he's going to.
Todd Chrisley
Well, because of his vanity is why he would run. But you're Going to sit here. I mean, the shit that comes out of his mouth, his own state is like him. Yes, it's. The Democratic Party doesn't want him. They don't want him.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Chase Chrisley
They don't have any options right now.
Todd Chrisley
You know, he wants to talk about, well, you know, I'm dyslexic. Dyslexic does not mean that you are
Grayson Chrisley
stupid or a scumbag.
Todd Chrisley
Right.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
That's not a, that's not a catch all for you.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
So, I mean, I think that the Republican Party would love for him to run. I think that the only thing that I think the Republic would make the Republican Party happier is for that word salad comma to run again.
Grayson Chrisley
Now that's.
Todd Chrisley
I said that she's gonna, she'd get
Chase Chrisley
her ass worse than she did last time.
Todd Chrisley
But here's the thing. She's polling at 34%. She's polling at 34%. And Gavin is like in the bottom.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
Maybe 7%, 8%. So even with all the good suits and the great hair and good skin
Grayson Chrisley
care, do you think that we're. It's going to switch to the Democrat?
Todd Chrisley
I don't know. I mean, you know, we always go back and forth. That's why the country's so screwed up, because we can't work together. If we would work together and be consistent and get a plan together that we ride with, then the whole country benefits from.
Chase Chrisley
I'm telling you, we'd be good. If we could have eight years of JD Vance and Marco Rubio.
Todd Chrisley
I, you know, listen, I think it's. That's a great ticket. I just don't know.
Grayson Chrisley
I think JD's gonna, I just don't
Todd Chrisley
know that that's gonna happen.
Chase Chrisley
The Vice President, United States, of course he's gonna run for.
Todd Chrisley
Well, you would. Yeah, I think he'll run, but it's all. It's also going to. A lot depend on who President Trump endorses.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And Marco Rubio was doing an amazing job as the Secretary of State.
Chase Chrisley
Did you see where he said we were funding. It was something like sex changes for LGBTQ children in Uganda and.
Todd Chrisley
Well, y' all know how I feel about that. Take care of your own people first.
Chase Chrisley
Well, Marco said I got rid of that because I'm confused on how this makes us a better, more prosperous country.
Todd Chrisley
And that's the truth. Damn, that's the truth. I mean, you know, I feel like that we're at a.
Grayson Chrisley
Kids should not be transitioning.
Chase Chrisley
And he got crap because he started laughing while he was reading it off. And he goes, I can't even believe we're talking about this.
Todd Chrisley
Right. I just read this morning that Carol Burnett, who was a comed, is a comedian. I grew up with her. The Carol Burnett Show, Mama's family. And she made a statement this week. She said there are certain things that children don't need to learn in school. She says, and conditioning them for, you know, the LGBTQ and what have you is one of those things that I don't think needs to be taught.
Chase Chrisley
I think it's borderline, like breeding them to be.
Todd Chrisley
I don't know that it's that.
Chase Chrisley
I think it's pushing it.
Todd Chrisley
I don't know that it's that. I think that it's. I think it's. For me, this is just my opinion. I don't want anyone mistreated or marginalized are made to feel less than. But I also believe that there is a time in a child's psyche that they're ready to accept something, but that's not in the first grade.
Grayson Chrisley
I don't think it's even in high school.
Chase Chrisley
You know, this is. Speaking of.
Todd Chrisley
I think in high school, I mean,
Grayson Chrisley
I mean, high school, yeah. Like, you know, if you're in high
Todd Chrisley
school, I mean, I knew who I wanted to. I knew what I wanted to.
Grayson Chrisley
But like, middle school, no.
Chase Chrisley
You might think it's crazy to me, and I'm speaking from experience. A straight man cannot post, cannot have a gay friend without being called gay.
Todd Chrisley
Well, I'll tell you what I. What I find interesting about that is that. And I've watched so much of this stuff here lately, everyone wants to place someone in a box. And if we are the left side who touts that love and respect and what have you, but yet the left is the one that's outing all these people.
Chase Chrisley
They hate guns so much. But the left is the one where most of the gun violence comes from. Just shot at the White House.
Todd Chrisley
And he was. A few days ago, he was a Democrat or left.
Grayson Chrisley
He also thought he was Jesus.
Todd Chrisley
He what?
Grayson Chrisley
He thought he was Jesus.
Todd Chrisley
I think that we live in a. In a society today that is not going to serve us well with the political climate that we have. We have got to figure out a way to meet in the middle of the aisle. And certain things are just not worth the hill that you got to go to down.
Grayson Chrisley
Yeah.
Todd Chrisley
And it doesn't serve us well to have four years as a Republican Party and build all these things that put them into place just for the Democrats to come in and tear them all down and vice versa.
Chase Chrisley
I think it's got to start from
Todd Chrisley
we need to build together to be a unified front. And if we're a unified front against the rest of the world, the rest of the world is going to step back on their heel.
Grayson Chrisley
I mean, this tearing each other apart from the inside.
Todd Chrisley
That's right. And that has to stop now. Do I agree, Do I think that we need to have walls? Yes, we do. Do I disagree with Talarico in Texas when he says that our. Our borders should have a welcome mat? No. Hell, they don't.
Grayson Chrisley
No.
Todd Chrisley
No, they don't. You come in our country legally and you do it the right way. Do I agree that all Somalis are bad? Ain't looking too damn good, Ilhan. So I don't know if her turbines wrapped too tight or what what the issue with, but at the end of the day, Minnesota, y' all done robbed him blind.
Chase Chrisley
Minnesota had a lick on federal government.
Todd Chrisley
No, the Somalis hit a lick on the damn federal government.
Grayson Chrisley
I just need a couple daycares.
Todd Chrisley
No, you just need some go pretend. What's it called? Lira centers or whatever it is. Then he put the damn n in it.
Chase Chrisley
Go for Tim Waltzes. He'll let you do it.
Todd Chrisley
Well, listen, Tampon Tam. Well, on that note, it's been a pleasure sitting here with you guys. Y' all have taught me a certain level of humbleness today to work with people that are not of my level. And I just want y' all to know that I appreciate that. And I love you. I love you. Y' all have a wonderful day. Good luck and God bless.
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Host: Todd Chrisley with Chase Chrisley & Grayson Chrisley
Date: June 12, 2026
Episode Theme:
An unfiltered, rapid-fire and hilarious roundtable of Chrisley family dynamics, where Todd, Chase, and Grayson air grievances, swap jabs, and tackle everything from family psychological warfare, pop culture hot topics, and Hollywood scandals to AI, politics, and health trends—always with a sharp, Southern wit.
This episode opens with Todd pushing his signature blend of brutal honesty and familial love, promising to "talk about all the shit Chase does that we don't like" (04:45). Grayson comes in swinging with commentary on living in a "nightmare," while Chase mostly tries to avoid being in the crossfire. What ensues is a wild, rapid-fire ride through grievances, generational grievances, pop culture references, playful accusations, surprisingly heartfelt moments, and classic Chrisley one-liners.
Grayson and Todd Sparring:
"No, you are the nightmare." – Grayson (01:46)
"For the first time in my life, I am in a place to where I am at peace with myself." – Todd (06:06)
"You can go to bed at night with the way you treat me?" – Grayson (06:29)
"I have zero regrets when it comes to my children." – Todd (06:39)
Occasional Heartfelt Check-ins:
2023 Super Bowl in Nashville:
Dutton Ranch and Yellowstone Fandom:
OnlyFans & Modern Fame:
"That's not $15 million dollar puss." – Todd (19:48)
"For $75 million, I'm going to town on camera and letting everybody watch it." – Grayson (21:19)
Roasting the Roasts:
Anthony Weiner, Clinton Conspiracies:
"He had a file called 'life insurance.' And apparently ... it was like videos and pictures of very powerful people, like, torturing children." – Grayson (28:10–28:38)
Super Bowl Shifts & IVF Philanthropy:
Motherhood Trends:
Cancel Culture, TV, & Economy:
"You got canceled because the show was costing them $40 million." – Todd (37:07)
AI and Societal Risk:
"I think it's terrifying." – Grayson (40:38)
"Anytime you have something that has the potential of being that great, it also has that same level of potential of being that bad." – Todd (41:09)
"I'm afraid we're going to lose control over AI." – Grayson (42:06)
The Trump–IRS Settlement Controversy:
Congressional Wealth & Corruption:
America’s Political Divide & Social Issues:
"We need to build together to be a unified front. And if we're a unified front... the rest of the world is going to step back on their heel." (56:09–56:22)
The Chrisleys’ tone is sharp, rapid, self-deprecating, and ruthlessly honest—often teetering between affectionate family bickering, unfiltered cultural critique, and side-splitting one-liners. No one is spared: not each other, politicians, celebrities, or social phenomena. Yet, the episode is punctuated by real emotional check-ins, candor about the family’s public struggles, and a longing for unity in a divided country.
Expect raucous family comedy, unexpected political rants, celebrity gossip, and a dose of real talk about AI, OnlyFans, and America’s future—all without pulling any punches. Above all, you’ll witness the Chrisleys doing what they do best: loving and lambasting each other in equal measure.