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Dad
First of all, let's just get something straight. I am the parent. Debatable. Yeah, we're gonna debate that. All you ever want to do is debate Grayson.
Older Son
All right, for everyone listening, welcome to Two Sons and Me. Shouldn't I be reading that part?
Dad
Which
Younger Son
is basically a show of our dad sitting us down and trying to give us life advice, which is really just him telling us what to do.
Dad
That's kind of his whole shtick. Hold on a minute there. This podcast is about wisdom. Yeah, that's a stress. That's not true. It's about the father passing down life lessons to his son. So you mean you're going to be telling us what we're doing wrong? Well, I mean, if the sho it.
Younger Son
So here's the deal. Every week, we're talking about life, family, relationships, bad decisions. Yeah, that's about 80% of the content.
Older Son
And, hey, I'm not the only one that's been to jail. Just mine was a shorter stay. Let the record show that I raised these boys better than this. Did you, though? Nothing's really off limits on this show. Family stories, advice that you probably shouldn't follow, and
Younger Son
the kind of conversations that only happen in the Chrisley household.
Older Son
It's like a really toxic group therapy.
Younger Son
Therapy without any of the actual qualifications.
Dad
Speak for yourself. I'm highly qualified. Yeah, whatever helps you sleep in night. This is Two Sons and Me.
Older Son
Follow the show on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast. And don't tell
Younger Son
nanny about this. Well,
Dad
she
Older Son
has no idea
Dad
how to stream a podcast anyway.
Younger Son
Well, you can't use your phone at a casino.
Dad
And for the record, I am still in charge. Yeah,
Younger Son
keep telling yourself that.
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Podcast: Two Sons and Me
Host: PodcastOne
Date: April 1, 2026
This inaugural episode of Two Sons and Me brings together Todd Chrisley and his sons, Chase and Grayson, for a sharp, playful, and unscripted family conversation. Branded as the place where "nobody's holding back," the show sets the tone for future episodes: equal parts comedy, candid family stories, and off-the-cuff advice.
Listeners are promised an honest look into the Chrisley household dynamics—complete with sibling banter, generational debates, and plenty of affectionate ribbing aimed at Todd, the ‘Toddfather’.
“First of all, let's just get something straight. I am the parent.” (00:00)
"Debatable. Yeah, we're gonna debate that." (00:01)
"Which is really just him telling us what to do." (00:12, Younger Son)
“Yeah, that's a stretch. That's not true.” (00:15, Younger Son)
"Every week, we're talking about life, family, relationships, bad decisions. Yeah, that's about 80% of the content." (00:32–00:39)
“Hey, I'm not the only one that's been to jail. Just mine was a shorter stay.” (00:40, Older Son)
"Let the record show that I raised these boys better than this. Did you, though?" (00:43, Dad and Older Son)
"It's like a really toxic group therapy." (00:55, Older Son)
"Therapy without any of the actual qualifications." (00:57, Younger Son)
"Speak for yourself. I'm highly qualified." (01:00, Dad)
"And don't tell nanny about this. Well, she has no idea how to stream a podcast anyway." (01:06–01:12)
"Well, you can't use your phone at a casino." (01:13, Younger Son)
"And for the record, I am still in charge." (01:15, Dad)
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that." (01:18, Younger Son)
Sibling Banter Over Authority:
“First of all, let's just get something straight. I am the parent.”
—Todd Chrisley (00:00)
“Debatable. Yeah, we're gonna debate that. All you ever want to do is debate, Grayson.”
—Chase & Todd (00:01)
Meta Awareness of Podcast's Purpose:
“Which is basically a show of our dad sitting us down and trying to give us life advice, which is really just him telling us what to do.”
—Grayson (00:12)
Jail Joke
“Hey, I'm not the only one that's been to jail. Just mine was a shorter stay.”
—Chase (00:39)
Family Therapy, Chrisley-Style
“It's like a really toxic group therapy.”
—Chase (00:55)
“Therapy without any of the actual qualifications.”
—Grayson (00:57)
The Standing Joke About Nanny
“She has no idea how to stream a podcast anyway.”
—Todd (01:12)
“Well, you can't use your phone at a casino.”
—Grayson (01:13)
Todd's Ongoing Claim:
“And for the record, I am still in charge.”
—Todd (01:15)
“Yeah, keep telling yourself that.”
—Grayson (01:18)
The flavor of Two Sons and Me is unmistakably Chrisley: quick-witted, gently irreverent, and deeply familial. The rapport is spontaneous and lightly combative, with real affection underlining every jab. This introduction promises listeners a blend of chaos, counsel, family myth-making, and laughs—offering a genuine peek into the moments that happen in the Chrisley house ‘after the cameras are supposed to be off.’
If you’re coming for the wisdom, come for the jokes. If you’re coming for the jokes, stay for the family honesty. This is Chrisleys unfiltered, and their ship may be small—but the stories are larger than life.