The Dirty Simple Life

Summary

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Two Sons & Me — "The Dirty Simple Life"

Date: April 24, 2026
Host: Todd Chrisley (B), with sons Chase (C) and Grayson (D)
Podcast: Two Sons & Me (PodcastOne)

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Episode Overview

This episode brings the Chrisley men—Todd, Chase, and Grayson—together for a trademark unfiltered, witty, and heartfelt conversation about family dynamics, reality television life, personal growth, and the new adventures ahead. From playful jabs about age to deeper reflections on the cost and meaning of fame, the episode balances comedy with candor. They open up about the realities of shooting their hit show "Chrisley Knows Best," their close bond with Nanny Faye, what they’d do differently, and what comes next. The Chrisleys’ unique brand of humor, warmth, and sharp honesty is on full display as they discuss everything from Instagram miscommunications to possible new TV concepts, including a tongue-in-cheek pitch for “The Simple, Dirty Life.”

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Generational Banter and Family Dynamics

• The episode kicks off with classic age jokes and playful teasing about personal milestones.
  • Quote:
    Todd: “I am so old that I have lived long enough to see each of my children screw up multiple times. So let’s not worry about the damn Olympics and the hockey team.” (01:13)
  • Chase and Grayson immediately set the comedic tone, teasing Todd about his age and each other about milestone birthdays.

2. Personal Updates & Communication Gaps

• Todd tries, often unsuccessfully, to extract life updates from his sons.
  • Grayson is playfully evasive about having nothing new to share, triggering a light-hearted interrogation from Todd.
  • The trio riff comedic routines on family group chats and the endless stream of Instagram Reels.
    • Quote:
      Chase: “You gotta stay sucker free in a world full of lollipops. And you got licked.” (03:02)
    • Grayson: “What do you expect me to do, watch them? You send 50 back to back to back. What do you want me to respond with, a bunch of laughing emojis?” (05:57)

3. Discussing World Events (with Comic Distance)

• Briefly, Grayson expresses concern about nuclear proliferation and the war in Iran, while Chase is largely apolitical, drawing laughs.
  • Quote: Grayson: “Yeah. They cannot have nuclear weapons.” (04:11)
    Chase: “No more bills! It’s a win-win for me.” (04:43)
  • Todd likens Grayson’s activism to being “the future Marco Rubio,” while Chase is characterized as the kid who texts his dad for yacht recommendations.

4. "Chrisley Knows Best" — The Reality (And the Scripted)

• The family pulls back the curtain on reality TV life, correcting rumors about scripting:
  • While situations were sometimes staged, their conversations and relationships were real.
    • Quote:
      Chase: “Savannah had made a statement that everything was scripted. It was most—”
      Todd: “Not everything, but…”
      Grayson: “Look, not everything. The situations were scripted. What we said was not.” (10:39)
• They reflect on favorite moments:
  • Chase recalls an infamous moment with a thrown laptop and discusses childhood mischief.
  • Everyone agrees on the emotional resonance of filming with Nanny Faye, especially episodes traveling or gambling together.
    • Todd: “Probably the most impactful episode was when I took my mother back to the textile mill. That was emotionally one of the heaviest episodes for me.” (15:07)

5. Regrets, Gratitude, and Growth

• The family candidly assesses the joys and drawbacks of TV stardom:
  • Todd and Grayson don’t regret doing the show, but Todd confides, “I do regret giving so much access away.” (16:19)
  • They marvel at the show as a “live photo album,” providing a legacy for their grandchildren.

6. Behind the Scenes — Crew as Family

• They reminisce about their unusually close relationship with their crew.
  • Todd insisted on breaking standard “talent vs. crew” dining barriers, creating lifelong friendships.
    • Quote:
      Todd: “We will eat with everyone that works, and I think that created a bond.” (20:56)

7. What’s Next — Upcoming Projects & Realness

• The Chrisleys are excited about pivoting to content that feels more authentic and less produced.
  • Todd: “Am I finished with television and creating content? No. But to do that same show again, no. I’m too—there’s been too much to happen in my life.” (18:09)
  • The group debates the right mix of reality and scripting for the new shows.
• Teasers for upcoming TV ideas include a “traveling food thing,” and the hilarious “Simple Life meets Dirty Jobs” reality format starring Todd and Chase.
  • Quote:
    Chase: “You and I should do that as a show. That would crush it.” (36:12)

8. Money, Opportunity, and Sibling Dynamics

• The brothers air comic grievances about their workload and pay, referencing Macaulay Culkin’s infamous child star situation.
  • Grayson: “No, dad definitely took all my money. I got fuckin’ Macaulay Culkin-ed.” (31:01)
  • Spoofing their own financial arrangements and who should’ve gotten paid more, Chase and Grayson deliver rapid-fire punchlines.

9. Family Memories & School Stories

• They share stories of breaking school rules, evading dress codes, and smuggling Chick-fil-A over playground fences.
• The conversation highlights how even small, mischievous moments have become cherished collective memories.

10. Dream Shows & On-Camera Comfort Levels

• Todd asks if his sons would do shows like The Bachelor (they firmly refuse).
• Grayson is reluctant about future TV projects, while Chase is eager if the check is right.
  • Quote:
    Todd: “I want it to be authentic.”
    Chase: “A mixture of both. Perfect balance.” (28:10)
• The “Simple Dirty Life” show concept takes playful shape:
  • Grayson: “We should bring back The Simple Life and mix it with Dirty Jobs.” (36:02)
  • Chase (deadpan): “Lorno. Light porn. Dick stays in pants.” (37:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Todd, on aging and parenthood:
  “I am so old that I have lived long enough to see each of my children screw up multiple times.” (01:13)

• Grayson, on global issues:
  “Yeah. They cannot have nuclear weapons.” (04:11)

• Chase, on family communication:
  “You gotta stay sucker free in a world full of lollipops. And you got licked.” (03:02)

• Todd, on being outnumbered:
  “You pushing 60.”
  “You pushing death. You keep messing.” (01:46)

• Grayson, describing the TV experience:
  “Nanny and I, we were in the trenches together…we both like to gamble.” (11:14)

• On life lessons from the show:
  Todd: “It’s such an amazing, really, a live photo album. For my grandchildren. For all of us. So I’m grateful for that.” (16:06)

• On money made and spent:
  Grayson: “I got fuckin’ Macaulay Culkin-ed.” (31:01)
  Todd: “We were paid very well for what we did. Very well.” (31:30)

• Upcoming adventures:
  Todd: “We’re going to…this one lady…she’s 90 years old and barbecues all morning…line is out the door, down the street, around the corner…” (33:53)

• New TV ideas:
  Grayson: “We should bring back The Simple Life and kind of mix The Simple Life and Dirty Jobs…that would crush it.” (36:12)

• Candid dialogue about each member’s on-camera persona:
  Todd: “So then, well clearly, you know, he’s very monotone, so he’s not going to be involved. He just wants to get a check.” (32:57)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:45 — Show intro & age banter
• 03:09 — Updates from Chase & Grayson; communication comedy
• 04:11 — Discussing world news & differing political engagement
• 09:11 — Reflecting on college, grades, and being on "Dean’s List"
• 10:28 — Backstage of “Chrisley Knows Best”; scripting vs reality
• 15:07 — Most impactful (and funniest) moments from the show
• 16:06 — On regrets, legacy, and gratitude
• 19:00 — Family’s bond with crew; breaking down production norms
• 27:39 — Future TV projects: goals for authenticity & impact
• 28:10 — Scripted vs. real debate; “mixture of both” approach
• 36:12 — “Simple Life + Dirty Jobs” concept brainstorm
• 38:00 — “Schitt’s Creek” comparisons and family dynamics
• 41:22 — Dirty work show hypothetical and reactions
• 42:02 — Closing banter; teasing more to come

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Tone & Style

• Candid, playful, and familial: The Chrisleys wield self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and Southern warmth to keep the conversation animated but genuine.
• Unfiltered: Expect frank language and no shortage of classic Chrisley one-liners.
• Reflective: Despite the laughter, the family isn’t shy about the burdens of fame and their hopes for the future.

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For New Listeners

This episode is an ideal blend of comedy, family tension, and inside stories about what really happens behind reality TV. If you wonder how a famous family navigates real life when the cameras are supposed to be off—or if you’ve ever considered what comes after fifteen minutes of fame—this is a must-listen.

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The answer, as always: “A bigger boat.”

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Welcome to Two Signs and Me. It's good to have you back. Thank you, Grayson. Glad to have you here.

[C]

You might just realize what? You're so old that you've seen United states hockey win two gold medals. Because the miracle is in 1980, I

[B]

am so old that I have lived long enough to see every one of my child's fuck up children.

[C]

Children?

[B]

Children. Did I say childs?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Ah, let me rephrase that for them. I am so old that I have lived long enough to see each of my children scre screw up multiple times. So let's not worry about the damn Olympics and the hockey team.

[C]

Then they're talking about how long it's been. I'm like, damn. My dad was like, oh, well, I

[B]

will be 40 my birthday.

[C]

You'll be 60.

[B]

You're another lie. And when I get to 60, we won't never tell it.

[C]

You pushing 60.

[B]

You pushing death. You keep messing.

[C]

You knocking on the door.

[B]

So how's your week been?

[D]

Good?

[B]

Anything new?

[D]

No, nothing.

[C]

Nothing new at all.

[D]

At all?

[B]

Nothing?

[D]

Nothing. See, here we go already.

[B]

Anything new on your end?

[C]

You know, everything going on fishing.

[B]

Come on, come on. What you got for me?

[D]

I'm landlocked.

[B]

That you are. That you are. What you got for me, son? Nothing.

[D]

Nothing's happening.

[B]

Well, you're not going to come on this podcast every week and give me nothing. So what do you have? You got something?

[C]

Dude, I talked to you.

[B]

You've been shady as hell about something, cuz you. I just found out two things your mom was paying for that I didn't know about.

[C]

Like what?

[B]

Airline ticket.

[C]

Yeah, she had a credit.

[B]

Dude, you. You and your mom in these credits.

[C]

I know for a fact she had the credit because she had to send it to me for me to use it.

[B]

I know, but I Bought the ticket that she got credit on. Thank you, dad.

[C]

You gotta stay sucker free in the world full of lollipops. And you got licked.

[B]

Well, I'm tired of getting licked.

[C]

Well, maybe you should change something.

[B]

Let me ask you. So I am. I'm getting you. I'm going to get you a. Introduce you to your new mama. So what, what's going on? You and your life, son, house, school.

[C]

It's going good.

[B]

Because you've literally been blowing me up with all this stuff that's going on in Iran right now. And you are very vocal about that.

[D]

Oh shit. No, please.

[B]

I know, I know.

[C]

It's literally only going to say one thing.

[B]

This is a future, Marco. Ruby shot a missile at Turkey.

[C]

Turkey wasn't even involved. They're minding their own business.

[B]

Sad.

[C]

Example number 1003 of why they should

[D]

not have got in Turkey is veneers, BBL and air traffic.

[C]

Exactly. They're just. They're leaving everybody alone.

[B]

I have some friends from Turkey.

[D]

You met him at camp.

[B]

I met him at camp, but. So you're very passionate about what's going on right now with the war. So do you think that we should be at war?

[C]

Yeah. They cannot have nuclear weapons.

[B]

Okay. Do you even care?

[D]

No.

[C]

You should. That's the issue. A lot of people don't care.

[B]

It's so crazy at how different my

[D]

kids are because I'm at a politically, I'm at a different stage in my life. Like if I'm going to stand up and fight about something, it's. It's going to be about something that is affecting me directly in my day to day.

[C]

You don't care about it when they get nuclear weapons. You see one flying and you think

[B]

it's just like that's going to affect your day to day life. That's.

[C]

You ain't gonna have a day to day.

[D]

No more bills.

[B]

No more have to worry about no bills.

[D]

Yeah, it's a win win for me.

[B]

No, it's not. But you send me things and I'm like saying it, saying it. So I've decided that your mother and I have decided that you're the future next Marco Rubio.

[D]

So what would you. How would you say the messages you get from him versus me, how different are they?

[B]

Very, very different. Very different.

[C]

He gets like Pete Hegseth press conferences

[B]

from me and I get buy me this yacht.

[D]

That one last night was so funny.

[C]

Or I sent him that.

[B]

But you're just proving what I say, that every child gives me something different with I'M going to get normally something deeper from him than I get from you, but I'm going to go deep. But I don't. I'm going to get something funnier from you than I normally get from him. Yeah, like Savannah sends me one the other day.

[D]

I'm not sending him or Savannah any real.

[B]

Because I don't ever respond.

[D]

Never.

[C]

The issue is, and I'm gonna say this with both y', all, when you send 50 back to back to back to back to back to back to back.

[B]

We got it to back.

[D]

What do you expect me to do, watch them?

[C]

You want me to sit there and scroll through all 50? You don't even give me time to respond before you send another one.

[B]

Well, if we gotta wait nine years to get you to respond, you should look at that.

[C]

The fact you don't give me enough time to respond before I can answer one, another one's already.

[B]

If we send you 50 reels, that means we've thought about you 50 times in that moment.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Have y' all seen the AI videos of.

[B]

See how he's reflected on that? Because he did not want to acknowledge that he doesn't think about us.

[D]

But why can you not respond?

[C]

Just because I don't respond is me. I don't see them.

[B]

But how are we.

[C]

What do you want me to respond with, a bunch of laughing emotions?

[B]

Yes, that's exactly how I respond. It's how we respond to each other.

[C]

Because y' all sit in the house and talk to each other all day.

[B]

Nope, not true.

[D]

We haven't spoken in weeks.

[B]

Oh, my God, here we go. Such lies.

[D]

I tell you, it's not a lie.

[B]

It's a good thing. I mean, it's. We're thinking about you, and then you get mad because, Savannah, it's a bad thing.

[C]

But okay, there's a difference in responding to an Instagram reel and me calling and texting.

[D]

Well, you don't respond to my text either.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

To be honest, I don't.

[B]

Grace.

[C]

Sometimes. Sometimes I respond.

[D]

All I text you is. But most of the time, I look

[C]

at it and I, like, think about my response and I forget to respond.

[D]

You should see a doctor about that.

[B]

Right?

[C]

No, it's just, like, we can respond or like, I watch what he sends me, and, like, I think because I watched it, I don't have to. Like, I watched it.

[B]

That's not Instagram real relationship.

[C]

Trying to have proper Instagram real relationship.

[D]

Well, you better start.

[B]

Exactly. Because that's how we communicate. My friend Stephanie sent Me a thing the other day and said I sent you 50 reels. You better like you haven't responded to mine. I haven't responded to anyone because I've been working literally non stop. So you're getting ready to leave to go on spring break. Do we need to have a conversation about what you should be doing and what you shouldn't be doing?

[C]

No. I'm just gonna go to casino, pull out.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

Cause I'm gonna send your nanny down there for two days to be with you.

[C]

Where's she gonna sleep?

[B]

She's got her own room right beside yours.

[D]

She can't hear well.

[B]

Right beside yours. Stop. Stop, folks. I tried to raise them. Well, I really did. I really did. What is it? People ask me on Instagram all the time that. What? What is your major? What's Grayson doing? How are you doing in school? So explain what your major is.

[C]

Sport management.

[B]

And that will consist of

[D]

learning stuff

[C]

about like the sports world.

[B]

You don't know enough but your game.

[D]

But what. What is your end goal? Your end goal is to be a sports athletes.

[C]

It's about the people who basically run the athletes.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

The owners.

[B]

And how are. And. And how are you doing in school, grade wise?

[D]

Good.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

What is good?

[C]

It's not really that hard. Oh, no. I was on the dean's list twice. So you tell me if that's folks.

[B]

I mean, we're not a family that will brag, but. What did you say? Said a little louder.

[C]

Said, I was on the dean's list twice.

[B]

Dean's list twice.

[D]

Yes. I was filming a hit show.

[B]

Don't worry. You and I were in the same boat. We were busy trying to become stars.

[D]

And it worked.

[C]

I became a star and was on the Dean's list because. Okay.

[B]

You know, you get no respect for the ones that you.

[D]

I've never got any respect from anybody here.

[B]

Let's talk about you and me.

[C]

Thank you. I kept this running while you were locked.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I kept Savannah's podcast going.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[C]

Did I not? His numbers were pretty staggering at times.

[B]

I love that. I didn't know that.

[C]

I mean, it's second only to one person.

[B]

Mommy. And they all gonna come in behind her.

[C]

You hear that second tone?

[B]

My mama is a star and she will let you know it too. So let's talk. Let's talk about some of the stuff on the show. You and nanny was the dynamic duo.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

That the world loved and still loves. And you know, Savannah had made a statement that everything on the show was Scripted.

[D]

It was most.

[B]

Not everything, but.

[D]

Well, look, not everything. The situations were scripted. What we said was not right.

[B]

And a lot of that, when you talk about situations being scripted, a lot of stuff we had already done that was that we had to recreate.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So, you know, I want that with Savannah saying that. I want to make sure that I cleared that up. But the relationship that you and Mama have is unlike any that she has with her other grandchildren.

[D]

You think so?

[B]

I do. I do. Why do you think that is?

[D]

I don't know. I mean, Nanny and I were. We were in the trenches together. We were sitting out there in that golf cart in 30 degree weather, like. And let me tell you something, Nanny, take after take after take after take, we. I mean, I wrote. I wrote through it with her, so. And we just have a good time together. We both like to gamble.

[B]

You both lie. No, you both lie. No, you gamble. You lie. You. Yeah, you gamble and lie.

[D]

No, I called her about the parlor

[C]

one the other night. She had a heart attack.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Why? I walked in pics.

[D]

I walked in her bathroom, and she had the bat. She had the bathroom door halfway open, and she was sitting in the corner on the phone with a bookie riding down. Sitting on the toilet.

[C]

She does that?

[D]

Well, she wasn't using the bathroom, but she was sitting on the toilet and she had a phone up to her ear and she had a piece of paper and was writing out bits.

[C]

She does that all the time. Where you think she got him from?

[B]

You need to stop giving her that.

[C]

She asked me, and I tell her who I think's gonna win. Just because I say minus two and a half. Don't.

[D]

I mean, I think that the show, like, it, gave Nanny and I a very unique opportunity to spend a lot of time together.

[B]

And you will be grateful for that.

[D]

I already am.

[B]

Yeah, you'll be grateful for that. What is your relationship with Nanny Faye?

[C]

It's good. I talk to her a few times every week. See, they're about pics, or she's just checking them, but mostly about pigs.

[B]

So you talk to your nanny? Most people call their nanny and say, nanny, did you have. I didn't call you today because I knew you'd be in church.

[C]

Me, Mama, not mine.

[D]

She's at the baccarat table.

[C]

Me, mom, and Nanny, us three. We went on a heater there for a minute during football season.

[D]

You didn't give me the pics.

[C]

Mama was. Mama was doing the same thing I was. So is Nanny. We were all three women.

[B]

House of Thugs.

[C]

I'D call mama, she'd be at lunch. She goes, okay, I'm doing it right now.

[B]

So what do you think one of the biggest moments for you on the show was?

[C]

Biggest?

[B]

I don't know, because, you know, the show's still airing right now.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know. The biggest moments. So many years to think about. What do you mean by big?

[B]

Like, what was one of your favorite sayings on the show?

[C]

I feel like one of the biggest was him throwing your laptop. That's what kind of.

[D]

Yeah. I paid the price for everyone to succeed.

[B]

Don't forget about me. And not been on the computer that you weren't supposed to have been on. It would have never gone.

[D]

Okay, let's clear that up.

[B]

That I've got.

[D]

It was thrown in the. It was thrown in the water because I took it back after it would. It had been taken away.

[B]

But you had. It was taken because you had been looking at porn. Teen titties dot com. Let's not forget.

[D]

It was. It was a biology thing about.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

[D]

It was. So that was a big one. I think when we did the Casino Night for Nanny, that was pretty cool.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

You or traveling across the country with Nanny.

[C]

No, that was fun. That was my favorite.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Going to London was my favorite.

[B]

Going to London. She loved that.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Do y' all remember when we were filming in front of the Ferris wheel and I'm busting my ass walking down.

[B]

Yes, I do.

[D]

I didn't remember you falling.

[B]

I do.

[C]

We were walking away from it, and I slipped and fell.

[B]

What was.

[D]

What was your favorite moment?

[B]

Probably the most impactful episode was when I took my mother back to the textile mail.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And that was probably one of my more impactful moments. That was emotionally one of the heaviest episodes for me.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Outside of trying to teach all how to do math.

[D]

Whatever.

[B]

You know, the $10. That one, I think that was. I mean, we've had so many episodes.

[D]

I know. Over 200.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, so.

[D]

So it's hard. It's hard to kind of dial in where and what.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Because I'm sure there's things that I'm not thinking of or forgetting, but it's.

[B]

You know, I look at it now and I'm like, it's such an amazing. Really? A live photo album.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

For my grandchildren. For all of us. So I'm grateful for that. Do you regret doing the shows?

[D]

No.

[B]

Do you? Do you? No, I don't. I don't regret doing them. I do regret giving so much access away. I Do regret that, but I don't regret doing the show because I think that Chrissy Knows Best is a wonderful show. And like I said, it's still airing right now, so I think it's a wonderful show. But I think that the shows that we're working on now capture where we are in our lives right now.

[D]

Yeah, well. And I think we're at a point in our lives where we're not afraid to be authentic on camera.

[B]

Right, right. And. And if you go back and look at the episodes from season one to, you know, towards the end, you could see the growth that was there, But I think you could also see how exhausted everyone was.

[D]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

Because we were doing 20. We were doing 26 episodes. We were doing 26 episodes a season, then jumping from that into growing up, Chrisley, doing eight episodes. So. And, you know, there's only so many weeks in the year.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And so I think that we.

[D]

I'll take that.

[B]

I would never do that again.

[D]

Really?

[B]

No, I don't have that desire to do all that. I am at a very good, solid place in my life right now. I have peace. I like being able to do what I want to do, and I'm not tied down to a strict production schedule like that anymore. I like controlling the projects that we're doing and we'll film them when we film them. Yeah, I like that. And I like working on all my other stuff that I'm working on.

[D]

If you. If the offer was presented to. For Christina's Best to come back, would you do it?

[C]

They pay enough.

[B]

Probably. I probably wouldn't matter to me. Probably not. That's a phase of my life that's over now. Am I finished with television and creating content? No. But to do that same show again, no. I'm too. There's been too much to happen in my life.

[D]

But would you do it if it was different from the aspect of, like, you could show those things that, like, you're going through or have gone.

[B]

If I could be 100% authentic and honest, which is the shows that I'm creating right now with us. If I have that true authenticity, then yes, but not. I'm not dressing up, you know, in costumes.

[D]

Yeah. That's a part of the show that I didn't like.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not doing all that.

[D]

But looking back on it now, it made sense.

[B]

Well, yeah, it always made sense, you know, and you have to give credit to the crew that we had, because our crew was with us, literally from day one. We maintained 80% of our crew.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And we had some great showrunners. We had a couple that were not so great, but they only stayed one season. But for the most part, we had some great showrunners. And, you know, we had a great production team, and they became like family. And, I mean, we still. I still stay in touch with a lot of them. They reach out to me, and I text back and forth and we talk. You know, I love Angel. Angel's always going to be someone that's in our life. And, you know, Aisha.

[D]

I love Aisha.

[B]

I know you do. There's just so many people. Brian, you know that. Jason, Joseph, there's just really. I love just about everyone that was on our show, because if I didn't love them, they wouldn't have been there. Yeah. So I love that we had a great show that still does very well in the ratings and in the re. And, you know, the reruns and what have you. So I'm grateful for that, but I'm. I'm more excited about what's coming, not what we've already done.

[C]

I feel like what a lot of people don't realize is that, like, we hung out with the crew, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, I ate lunch every day with the Crest down in the middle of them and.

[B]

But you were taught that from the first episode, because if you. I don't know if you remember, production doesn't really run that way. You have the talent that's eating in one area and the production team eats somewhere else. And do you remember that day when that first lunch was downstairs at Heatherwood Court and they had the crew set up down there and they brought our food upstairs, and I said, no, we don't do that. Yeah, we will eat with everyone that works. And so. And I think that that created a bond with all of us.

[C]

I went to Grizzlies Games with Mike.

[B]

Well, Mike was. Mike was kind of your person.

[C]

Like, we would drive down to Memphis and go to Grizzlies games.

[B]

Yeah. Mike was kind of your person. So, you know, we had a great. We had a great crew, and I hope that this stuff coming up, that we're going to have a good crew, you know, in the areas that we're filming. But we won't have that solid relationship like what we built that took, you know, 12 years to bail.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So we have to start over with that. So I'm not. I don't really have a whole lot of regrets in my life, other than it went by two. It went by really fast. I don't Think that I never. I don't think I ever thought. Because when you're in that moment, you're like, oh, my God, can this day be over?

[C]

I've realized that.

[B]

And then you realize the day's over.

[C]

It's like I was thinking the other day, like, I remember when I first moved into school, and now that's me in second semester, my sophomore year. I've already been there two years.

[B]

That's right. That's what God says when he, you know, God doesn't promise you tomorrow.

[D]

I don't think I appreciated the opportunity as much as I do now, because I don't.

[C]

Like any of us did.

[D]

No, but. But I mean, obviously, like, learning something the hard way and losing an opportunity, it makes you think back on it. So, I mean, all the days that I was complaining or wanting it to be over, I had.

[C]

I've talked to him multiple times to where I was like, I used to hate it, and then Saul, I was getting paid, and I was like, this ain't too bad anymore.

[B]

The show was. Had so many wonderful moments. I mean, and it also revealed a lot, you know, like, that you were a pathological liar at a very young age. Because y' all made him lie.

[D]

He never lied successfully.

[C]

The show didn't catch. One time, Jason, Savannah sat in the kitchen, tried to get me to drink hot sauce.

[D]

I don't recall that.

[C]

Yep. You told me it's what professional basketball players drink.

[B]

Such an evil piece of.

[C]

Mama saved me.

[B]

That is so.

[C]

Right before I did it, Mama walked in the kitchen.

[B]

You poor mama. Bless her heart.

[D]

Grayson was having. We tried to get him to cover. He wasn't very good at it, but,

[B]

like, you've gotten that.

[C]

One time I drew on a Sharpie or I was writing on some notepad he had in his office with a Sharpie, and it bled through. On his desk.

[B]

On the desk.

[C]

I remembered his desk.

[B]

I remember. And they weren't going to take no heat for that because they knew that I wasn't going to spank you.

[D]

Yeah, I thought you Back to how different the parents.

[C]

No, I thought he was going to be pissed. Then he got home and he went mad.

[B]

Well, because I looked at you, and then I think about.

[D]

And then if he would have looked at me, my head would have been through the drywall.

[B]

Oh, my God. Stop saying that. You make.

[C]

People knew it was an accident.

[B]

Don't do it. I look back on so many of these, like, not episodes, but clips that keep popping up in Instagram, and you are so, like, the one that's been popping up the most now is you're taking your belt off in the back. You see your mama going to Hooters. Going to Hooters.

[C]

The one of me in the car with my mom one time, dad got in a fight at a hotel.

[D]

What?

[C]

We were by the pool. Dad. It was just dad and I by the pool. And he got in a fight with this guy by the pool. Do you remember that?

[D]

Did you beat his ass?

[C]

Dad jumped up in his face. He said, I will kill you.

[B]

And how did you even know about Hooters?

[D]

No, no, that wasn't me.

[C]

That was you.

[B]

The thing. You could have set a good example, Chase.

[C]

You had me listening to, like, T.I. and Jeezy, and I was educating you. Waka flaka and Gucci. I was like.

[B]

And between that and Savannah having you up in the bed with her at 3 years old, watching every episode of Sex in the City.

[C]

You know what I was thinking about, though?

[D]

That's where that. That's where the dysfunctional.

[C]

How little it takes to make you happy when you're younger.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Let me tell you something. When I was in school, when all

[C]

of us were at gac, I'd get so excited if I saw one of them walking around during school.

[D]

And now you ignore my text.

[C]

The Savannah would come up. You remember that playground area? Savannah would come up to the fence after class, and I'd run up to the fence during recess, sit there and talk, say. And then she'd bring me Chick fil a and throw it over the fence, and I'd eat it during recess.

[D]

Breaking rules.

[B]

Break it. Breaking rules. Breaking rules. And then now, because y' all went to Greater Atlanta Christian, and then here, now she's fighting with their sister school, Lipscomb, over all the stuff that's going on there. Talk about how lives just keep turning full circle. I mean, it's insane. And I think one of the guys. That's the headmaster here at Lips. At Lipscomb.

[C]

Yeah, he was. Then he was.

[B]

He was there at Greater Atlanta Christian.

[C]

He was the one I had, though. He wasn't. He wasn't yours.

[D]

Good, because the one I had was not charming.

[B]

No, because you was constantly in there. You wasn't charming.

[C]

I just always got in trouble because I went and took my shirt in. I wouldn't wear a belt.

[B]

Well, this one right here would not wear a belt either.

[C]

That's one time, mom, and I always forgot it.

[D]

That was one time, and that was a totally different school.

[B]

Either way, you still had rules. Wear the damn belt.

[C]

You Know how many time I went to the office and called Mom?

[D]

You know how many times the office called mom on me?

[C]

I used to fake being sick. So I go to the office, call mom, have her come pick me up.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Tell her it won't be there. She'd come get me.

[B]

Good. All this money that was paid on for tuition.

[C]

Don't start. Because when you were in charge taking me to school, you said, I don't know if you're going or not.

[B]

Well, it just depends.

[D]

Up.

[B]

I was in the mood.

[C]

It'd be 11 o' clock and I still wasn't there.

[B]

I didn't see you complaining.

[D]

I had to. I was there 7 o'. Clock.

[B]

If you was there at 7 o', clock, your mama took you.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause I didn't. 7 o' clock is not seeing me in no carpool line. So let me ask you, what do you. What do you see this next round of television looking like for you?

[D]

Very authentic and real and hopefully it can help people.

[C]

You pretty much same thing he said. I think it's gonna be a lot more real.

[D]

I'm fine with it not being real.

[B]

I want it to be real.

[D]

I'm fine with going to back to scripted work. I love that. It's easy.

[B]

I'm good. I want it to be. I want it to be authentic. I want.

[D]

I think there has to be a mixture of both.

[C]

Yeah, that's how I was about to say that.

[D]

I think.

[C]

A mixture of both. Perfect balance.

[B]

Do you think that. Do you think that you should go on like the Bachelor?

[D]

No.

[B]

You don't?

[D]

No, definitely not.

[B]

I think that would be a good show for you to go on.

[D]

I don't think it would be a good show.

[C]

Why?

[D]

I just don't think that'd be a good idea.

[B]

Would you ever go on a show like the Bachelor? You wouldn't? Why would you not think it's stupid? Okay.

[D]

I just don't think that I want

[B]

to go on a show.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't need that to find a woman. But how many of those relationships really work?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Not very many.

[B]

I keep getting all these messages of people saying that I need to go on this show. Trader. Have you ever watched it?

[D]

Have you? What is it?

[B]

I don't know. I don't think about it.

[D]

What's it called?

[B]

Trader.

[C]

You know, I was watching the Traders. I was watching Vice Principals the other day.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Didn't they offer you.

[B]

I was offered a spot to do that.

[C]

You would have been so.

[D]

That's my dream.

[C]

He would have Been.

[D]

So my dream is to work with Danny McBride.

[B]

I love him.

[C]

You know how funny he would have been in those.

[E]

A vacation rental shouldn't come with surprises. It should come with verbo Care and 24. 7 Life Support. If the hot tub's broken, that's a verbo care thing. If my teenager starts calling me Leslie, that's a family thing. Leslie. Verbo Care and 24. 7 Life Support. If, you know, you verbo terms apply. Trust for details.

[B]

So, you know, I'm getting. We're getting ready to start filming some of this content, and I'm going to be working with you first. So I've prayed about that. That you can be professional.

[D]

What are you talking about? I'm very professional.

[B]

That you can be funny. And that funny is not going to be this. That you step out of my shadow and can kind of stand on your own. And then that would be a good thing.

[D]

I'm funny. I make you funnier.

[B]

Well, okay. That's okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[D]

It's true. It's true. Sit down. I should have been able to claim them on my damn taxes for all the work I put in.

[B]

What are you looking forward to when I fly you out to fam?

[C]

To be honest, getting paid.

[D]

But some things are more important than money.

[B]

Look at it as an investment into your. Understand that this work is going to be there forever.

[C]

Guys, we gave so much and never focused on what how we were benefiting from it. We just focused on how much we gave.

[D]

No, dad definitely took all my money. I got fucking Macaulay Culkin.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[D]

I got Macaulay fucking hard.

[C]

You are so stupid.

[B]

You all made the exact same thing. That's highway robbery right there. Why do you say that?

[D]

Because I was in more scenes. Had to coach nanny through everything. Had to make you funnier. Had to make every. The punchline of every joke funny.

[B]

Oh, God.

[D]

That's okay.

[B]

We were paid very well for what we did. Very well.

[C]

And anybody was Macaulay Culkin. It was me.

[B]

Oh, my God. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[D]

Christian? Your money's still making money.

[B]

Exactly. You've never even touched a dollar of your money.

[D]

Let me touch it. Just a tip.

[B]

So I want you to be excited about the projects. I want you to. To.

[D]

But, Grace, I would. That's not something that Grayson. Grayson doesn't love being on camera.

[B]

Okay, well, then I don't think.

[C]

No, I'm saying I. I'll do it.

[B]

I can't be excited about the projects

[C]

when I don't Know what the projects are? I don't know what any of them are.

[D]

Whoa, calm down there.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Jeez.

[C]

No, I can't be excited when I don't even know what we're filming.

[D]

Damn. I don't either, but I'm excited.

[B]

You do know yours is the cook?

[D]

You mean the food.

[B]

The food thing? Yeah. Traveling food thing.

[C]

You gave him a food show?

[D]

I came up with it, you rat.

[C]

I'm not shocked.

[D]

I can't wait. I'm gonna kill myself. Leave a letter telling everyone whose fault it was.

[C]

I feel like you. And I'll be highlighted in that.

[B]

Highlighted in what?

[C]

In that letter.

[D]

What gave that away? I just basically said that.

[B]

So are you. So then. Well, clearly, you know, he's very monotone, so he's not going to be involved. And, you know, get excited. He just wants to get a check.

[C]

So I will get excited. What? You would. I mean shown. I mean, your own words against you.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You show up and get your check and don't pay any more attention about it. That's what you always told me. You show up and get your check. That's what we're doing this for.

[B]

That's right. Get your. That's what I'm doing it for.

[C]

I'll show up and get my check.

[B]

But we just said.

[D]

But we're at a different place in our lives before this.

[B]

We don't have to. We don't have to show up unless we want to. Now we show up, we create content that matters to us and that's going to matter to other families and that's going to have a helpful benefit to it.

[C]

Yeah, No, I want it. I don't know.

[D]

You're gonna have to fly, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For it. He is.

[D]

I'm just saying I'm excited about it.

[B]

I am, too. I actually am very excited about it because we're going to go to this one lady who is how old? 80, 90 years old. And not. Not to give a whole lot of stuff away here, but she's 90 years old and she gets up every morning at 4am and she barbecues all morning, all morning long. And the line is like, out the door, out the door, down the street, round the corner, and all the way up the other street. And so I'm looking forward to going there and filming that. I think that's going to be fun. And then I think that some of the other places in the country that we're traveling to is going to. Is going to be fun. I think that the thing that I worry the most about is that I'm not a adventurous eater.

[D]

I know. But I think this is an opportunity for you to, like, step outside your comfort zone. And. And you're going to. You're definitely going to find some stuff that you like that you didn't know about before.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm not interested in eating no animals. That's. That I don't want to do. I don't care about all that I'll do.

[D]

What do you mean? That's food.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, you know, all that that y' all do with alligators and stuff like that. I'm not doing that.

[C]

Dude. Tastes.

[B]

The only time I want to see an alligators on a. On a piece of luggage.

[C]

Dude.

[D]

How do you think they get to luggage? Huh? They morph into luggage. You have to.

[B]

No, I'm saying the only thing I care about alligators is if it's luggage.

[D]

Okay, well, how do you think that you get there?

[B]

Well, they kill them.

[D]

Okay, so.

[B]

But I don't want to eat them.

[D]

We're gonna put that work in.

[C]

You can serve two purposes. You kill them, you get the stuff for the luggage.

[B]

And no, because you've already shot some stuff with Terence and promised him a handbag. And y'. All. And y' all killed all them alligators. You didn't give him a handbag.

[D]

That wouldn't help me.

[C]

Bitch.

[D]

I got my stuff either.

[B]

Then that is on you. Because you set it up so that I'm a little nervous about. I'm not getting out into anything that's got snakes or that's going to be close to having a snake around. I'm not doing that.

[D]

You wouldn't go and catch some snakes.

[B]

Chase. Shut up. You already know the answer that I'm.

[D]

We should bring back the Simple Life and kind of mix the Simple Life and Dirty Jobs together. And you and I should do that as a show. That would crush it.

[B]

What's Dirty Jobs?

[D]

It's dark jobs that no one wants to do.

[B]

Like raising y'. All.

[D]

You made it clear you did not want to do that.

[B]

That's a lie. I did want to do it, but it was a dirty job.

[D]

We should do that. Like the Simple Life. Would that not be hilarious? Me and my dad doing the Simple Life with Paris Hilton and they go and they do all these jobs like they have to. Like normal jobs that suck.

[B]

We.

[D]

You and I are going to do that.

[B]

Reminds me of my teenage years.

[D]

You know how funny that would be? All right, let's take a poll. We'll take a poll. If you think that we should recreate the simple life with me and my dad? You need to vote.

[B]

What kind of show would you want to do if it was just me and you?

[D]

Lorno.

[B]

What's that?

[D]

Light porn? Dick stays in pants.

[B]

What? What's it called?

[D]

Lorno.

[B]

This is the craziest. What would you want to do?

[C]

I don't really know.

[D]

He doesn't like television. How many times I gotta tell you that?

[C]

It's not. I've never said I don't like it. I didn't like some of this. It's not your call with it, but I don't know. Well, so I usually leave the coming up to shows to you.

[D]

Well, they're mostly my ideas and he steals them.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I'll leave the coming up to shows to you. Okay. And then I just show up.

[B]

So then we're. You want to do the. What is it? Simple Life?

[D]

The Simple Life and Dirty Jobs kind of mix. I think you and I should do that. It would be huge. That'd be so funny.

[B]

That sounds a little nasty.

[D]

It's definitely gonna be nasty, but it's worth it.

[C]

Can you imagine if we like recreated Schitt's Creek, but like, after all the happened? That'd be hilarious.

[D]

Grayson is too accurate to life.

[B]

That's the point. You have to sell none of our.

[D]

I know, but thank God they took. They didn't sell.

[B]

Maura went out of that mansion with all her jewelries, all her jewels. And I own.

[D]

She passed away. Huh.

[B]

I know. It that bad. It's so sad.

[D]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

Because I literally started watching Schitt's Creek so funny. And I laughed so much because you were so the sign.

[D]

I'm not gay.

[B]

Well, I'm not gay.

[D]

Like, there's not even. There's nothing gay about me.

[B]

I just. Because you. You. You really are the one though, that to go in a place like that, you'd be like, we're not doing this. I wouldn't do it.

[D]

Yeah. I wouldn't choose to.

[B]

Yeah. And Savannah was the one would be the daughter. Literally, where she's always trying to. When she booked the flight to get

[D]

out of there, she was going with her boyfriend.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then the mom goes, oh, you self, you selfish, duplicitous whore.

[B]

He can remember everything about any line that has ever been said. He remembers it. But the brother said it was such like a moment from you. Oh, so you were going to leave and you were not going to invite me. You were going to leave me here, which she Does. So Savannah was working. Savannah, in that show was working the angle for the private plane to get her out of there. You were standing there waiting on her to offer you a ride.

[D]

Yeah, I never got it.

[B]

I need for you to now be the one to come up with the plan. I'm going to.

[D]

Yeah. I'm getting on the plane, and I'm leaving you all.

[B]

How would you feel if you. If we had to live in a hotel? In a rundown old hotel on the side of the road in a small town where there was. I mean, literally just like Schitt's Creek?

[C]

I mean, I. I wouldn't want to, but.

[B]

You could do it.

[C]

Yeah, I could do it.

[D]

Grayson can hit a parlay from anywhere.

[C]

Yeah, as long as I'm in the United States, I'm fine.

[B]

I saw where your guy. The pizza guy that does the sports thing.

[C]

Dave Portnoy.

[B]

Dave Portnoy. I saw where he was fighting with Eric Swalwell.

[D]

Who's that?

[B]

Fang Fang. He screwed Fang Fang.

[D]

I don't know who Fang Fang is.

[B]

He's a member of Congress, and he was.

[C]

Yeah, Dave Portland fights for them all.

[B]

Well, I don't care. I liked what he said to him. I liked what he said to him. So just random thought, because I had just seen that, because you're always into sports. But I am. I'm going to think about this. What is it? Simple life.

[D]

Simple life and dirty jobs mixed.

[B]

But you're gonna do the work.

[D]

You are, too. We both do it.

[B]

Well, you know, there's certain things that I can't do because I'll throw up.

[D]

Well, you'll throw up on camera.

[B]

That would be the rudest thing.

[D]

Well, you're gonna do it, and I don't care.

[B]

Do you want to be a part of our simple life?

[C]

No.

[B]

So we're gonna. You want to do a show that's,

[D]

like, me and you. Dirty job, simple life mix. Like, one day we'll go work at. We'll be employees in, like, a fast food restaurant. One day, we'll. I don't know, we'll go do a bunch of different stuff, and I think that would be hilarious.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

You don't want to do it, do you?

[B]

You don't want to do. Well, you will do it.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

All right, well, then work with me on.

[D]

That's another show. I just created it. You're welcome.

[B]

Well, actually, you said somebody else had already done this.

[D]

All right, wrap this up.

[B]

Well, with that being said, we'll get back to you on whether or not we're going to do the dirty life, or whatever it's called. Simple life, Dirty life, or what is it?

[D]

Simple Dirty Life.

[B]

Simple Dirty life. Yeah. We'll let you know if that's going to happen. So. Well, until next week, folks, good luck and God bless you.