The Family Superlatives

Summary

Two Sons and Me – "The Family Superlatives"
PodcastOne | May 29, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of “Two Sons and Me” sees Todd Chrisley gather his two sons, Chase and Grayson, for a candid, comedic, and highly unfiltered family discussion. Together, they reminisce, joke, and dive into a rapid-fire round of “family superlatives,” playfully debating which family member would win at everything from surviving in the woods to being the most dramatic. Along the way, no topic is off-limits—arrests, group text scandals, and who would last longest in prison are all fair game.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family Banter and Updates (00:30 – 07:40)

• Sibling Teasing: Todd introduces Grayson and Chase with irreverent humor, immediately setting the tone (“my latest development from my ball sack, Grayson. This is one of the frontiers of my ball sack, Chase”—00:31).
• School & Weather Talk: Grayson mentions struggles with rainy weather; Chase jokes about Noah having a yacht (00:59–01:05).
• Sibling Achievements: Grayson is on the Dean’s List, prompting self-mocking family pride:
  • “Even a blind squirrel gets a nut in this family.” — Todd (02:00)
• Self-Deprecation: Todd jokes about his younger days, leaving high school for California:
  • “Became a whore.” — Todd (03:24)

2. Life Transitions and Distance (04:03 – 07:40)

• Todd is moving far from Grayson, sparking a conversation about flights and visiting logistics.
• Todd brings up Grayson’s football obsession and proposes he appear on football commentator Josh Pate’s show.
  • “He hates us one week, and he loves us the next week.” — Grayson about Josh Pate (06:16)

3. Sibling Revelations & Family Secrets (08:54 – 12:19)

• Todd invites the boys to share things they know about him he might not realize.
• “How Many Times Have You Been Arrested?”:
  • Grayson recounts Todd’s minor assault charge for throwing a glass of water (09:25).
  • Todd defends and jokes about the absurdity of being arrested for it (“Who’s ever heard throwing water on somebody is called a simple assault?”—10:26).
  • The boys reflect on their own brushes with the law:
    • “Allegedly, I threw a chair.” — Chase (12:39)
  • Todd compares himself to a “member of the Gambino crime family” (10:57).
• Owning Up: Todd repeats advice to own your mistakes before someone tells the story for you. Grayson shares an example of confessing to Todd before being outed (11:43).

4. Therapy, Temper, and Family Dynamics (13:43 – 15:46)

• Chase admits he talks to a therapist about anger and sometimes fantasizes about confrontation:
  • “I want to slap a mother. But I’m not going to. I talked to a therapist about my...premeditated thoughts.” — Chase (13:47)
• Grayson’s girlfriend calls Chase “a little crazy,” prompting family agreement and Todd’s mock denial of his own craziness.

5. Parenting Young Adults & Pop Culture (15:49 – 17:09)

• Todd references Victoria Beckham’s comment about how raising adult children is the hardest job, relating deeply.
  • “That hit hard. That was real.” — Todd (16:34)
• The boys joke about the Beckham documentary, highlighting the relatability of parenting grown children.

6. Superlatives Game: Who Would or Could…? (23:22 – 45:58)

A lightning round where the family debates who in their clan is most likely to win (“survive”) specific, often outrageous scenarios. Key moments and conclusions:

a. Money and Phones

• Who could survive the longest without money?
  • “Definitely not Savannah...probably your mother.” — Todd/Chase (24:07–24:16)
• Without a phone?
  • “Me. I hate my phone.” — Chase (26:12)
    Todd and Grayson disagree, insisting Julie (their mom) could last longest.

b. Wilderness & Survival

• Who could survive longest in the wilderness?
  • “Chase, you can’t even say that.” — Todd (27:21)
    • Consensus: Maybe Grayson or Todd.
• Who could survive the filming of another reality show?
  • “Well, you are the weaker one.” — Todd to Chase (29:55)

c. Group Chat Chaos

• Who’d be most embarrassed if their family group chat was leaked?
  • “Me and Chase, for sure...lock us up though.” — Grayson (28:16–28:21)
  • “I wouldn’t be embarrassed about it, though.” — Chase

d. In Prison

• Who would survive the longest in prison?
  • “Is that a badge of honor that you’re wearing?” — Chase to Todd (29:00)
  • “I did. I ran that hoe.” — Todd claims OG status (29:11)
  • Chase: “I’ll run. I’m a flight risk.”

e. Living Together or Alone

• Who could survive longest with all of them under one roof?
  • “Probably the dictator.” — Chase, jokingly referring to Todd (30:15)
• Who could live alone, or in a foreign country?
  • “Me or Savannah. I don’t like talking to people anyway, so if they don’t speak my language, that’s even better.” — Grayson (32:37)

f. Road Trips, Group Dynamics and Jobs

• Who could survive a road trip?
  • “None of us.” — Grayson (33:15)
• Who could manage a 9–5 job?
  • Todd insists he did, listing various jobs including a textile mill and one as an “escort in LA” (“had to literally be flexible”—37:25).

g. Social Media Detox

• Who could go longest without posting online?
  • “Me. I don’t ever post.”—Grayson (38:02)
• Todd’s excessive story-posting is called out.

h. Superlatives: Most Dramatic, Sensitive, Stubborn, Flirtatious, More

A rapid-fire round of classic family superlatives, where accusations and defensiveness fly:

| Superlative | Family Winner(s) | Notable Quotes / Exchanges | |-----------------------------------|------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Most dramatic | Todd (tie with Chase) | “Y’all are tied. You’re dramatic about some stuff.” — Grayson (39:51) | | Biggest flirt | Savannah | - | | Most likely to turn small into big| Todd & Chase | “This is a hit.” — Chase (40:38) | | Most sensitive | Chase (claims himself) | “I’m the only one that has real feelings.” — Chase (40:57) | | Least sensitive | Chloe | “Chloe does not give a damn.” — Todd (41:32) | | Worst texter | Savannah & Grayson | “That’s not something to be proud of.” — Todd (41:47) | | Most stubborn | Savannah / Nanny Julie | “Nanny’s pretty, Mama is pretty damn raggedy ass stubborn.” — Todd (42:06) | | Most likely to start a fight | Chase (but arguments ensue) | “You’re a weak ass ho too.” — Todd (40:47) | | Favorite child | Savannah (dad’s); Grayson (mom’s) | “Y’all can all kiss my ass.” — Chase (43:36) | | Spends the most money | Savannah / Grayson / Todd | “Are you spending your own money? Savannah’s spending her own money.” — Grayson (43:49) | | Best at reading people | Todd | “I’m not giving you no flowers, mother—” — Chase (44:25) | | Funniest | Chase | “Thank you. Finally, something good.” — Chase (44:37) | | Best survival instincts | Grayson / Todd | “You survived. You survive.” — Todd (45:00) |

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

• “Maybe that needs to send me a check. Then he needs to send me a refund.” — Todd, on Grayson's height and potential secret paternity (02:19)
• “You little slime ball. Say anything. Whisper to me. I'll say it.” — Chase (09:17)
• “If you man enough to do it, be man enough to own it.” — Todd (11:54)
• “I could have probably been a member of the Gambino crime family.” — Todd (10:57)
• “If Regina George grew up to be a Real Housewife of Atlanta, it's right there. That's him.” — Chase, describing Todd (20:46)
• “Who is the favorite child?” — Todd
  “Savannah.” — Chase (42:54)
• “Well, that's why I low key want something to happen to me. Because if something does, then maybe I'll finally get loved, but I'll be dead. But then you guys will have to feel like dog sh** for the rest of your life. And I would love that.” — Chase (43:09)
• “What is your biggest struggle?” — Todd
  “I'm looking at it.” — Chase, pointedly, as the episode closes (45:53)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:31: Todd’s irreverent introductions
• 02:00: Grayson’s Dean’s List announcement
• 09:25: Grayson reveals Todd’s arrest for throwing water
• 13:47: Chase on anger issues and therapy
• 16:34: Todd on Victoria Beckham’s challenges parenting adults
• 23:22: Superlatives game begins (“survival mode”)
• 29:00: Who would last the longest in prison?
• 39:44: Family superlatives round: most dramatic, sensitive, stubborn, etc.
• 45:53: Episode wraps with an offhanded but pointed jab from Chase

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Tone and Atmosphere

• The episode is a chaotic, affectionate blend of self-deprecation, sibling rivalry, roasts, and “everyone’s fair game” confessions. Todd is openly tongue-in-cheek and doesn’t spare himself, while Chase and Grayson volley between teasing each other and recalling real (and ridiculous) family history. The dynamic is warm despite the ribbing, with a foundation of loyalty (and comic resignation).

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Takeaways for Listeners

• The Chrisley family’s real, unfiltered dynamic is on full display. Laughter and honesty rule the conversation—often at each other’s expense.
• The superlatives game becomes a clever structure for raw storytelling and reliving wild family memories, revealing both shared history and the quirks that keep the Chrisleys endlessly entertaining.
• If you’re looking for polished or guarded celebrity conversation, look elsewhere; here, nothing is sacred, and every secret is fair game.

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For fans and newcomers alike, this episode offers a raucous, revealing, and refreshingly honest snapshot into the Chrisley clan’s off-camera chaos—one laugh and one confession at a time.

Transcript

[Todd]

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Welcome to Two Sons and Me. And you know who I am. These other two I may have to introduce. This is my latest development from my ball sack Grayson. This is one of the frontiers of my ball sack Chase. How are y' all today?

[Chase]

Oh, I'm.

[Grayson]

I'm going.

[Todd]

You're going?

[Grayson]

I'm going.

[Todd]

Okay. How's things at school?

[Grayson]

Good. This weather's awful.

[Todd]

Oh, because your allergies?

[Grayson]

No, it's been raining every day.

[Todd]

Well, how do you think Noah failed?

[Chase]

Oh, at least he had a yacht.

[Todd]

I wouldn't call it a yacht.

[Grayson]

No?

[Chase]

Wasn't that in a zoo on a plane or a zoo on a boat?

[Grayson]

Zoo on a plane.

[Todd]

Speaking of yachts, where's your sister?

[Grayson]

I didn't even know she was leaving until she sent me a picture in the airport.

[Todd]

I literally woke up the other morning and it's a picture of her on this four season shot and the view of her waking up to what she was seeing. And this is like 5:30 in the morning because she's eight hours ahead of us.

[Grayson]

Time wise, I thought people only went to Turkey for hair transplants.

[Chase]

That's why I'm going.

[Todd]

So folks, there you have it. He goes to Turkey for hair transplants. My daughter goes to Turkey to board a five star four season.

[Chase]

I haven't gone to turkey yet. I said I'm going to go and you're going to go to.

[Todd]

No, I'm not. I don't have to. My hair is good. You're the one that's kind of. Yeah. We're going to get you foreheads fighting with the back of your head.

[Grayson]

We're going to get you a toupee.

[Todd]

Hey, great, Chase. Look at this hair on you. Look at the hair on that head.

[Chase]

I wonder if that favors his real dad.

[Grayson]

Probably. It's probably where I got my height from too.

[Chase]

That's a fact.

[Todd]

Maybe. Okay, that needs to send me a check. Then he needs to send me a refund. So now what else is going on? School's good. Guess what? I got a Letter in the mail that said that she was on the. Is it Dane's list again? Yep. Folks, it's so such a blessing to be able to say that every now and then, one of us will get it right. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut in this family. So how does it feel to, like, be outside of your sister, to be the overachiever?

[Grayson]

Good. College isn't as hard as I thought it would be.

[Todd]

Well, it's normally not for people like you. Like, I chose not to do that because I was a little nervous about whether or not I was going to be able to, you know, pass.

[Grayson]

I would love to know how you would have turned out.

[Chase]

Is that why?

[Todd]

Yeah, why would I.

[Chase]

You had his. His age or. No, you didn't have kids at his age. You were.

[Todd]

No, I left high school at 17 and moved to California. Became a whore.

[Chase]

Charming.

[Todd]

Always acting like they know my life. Read the book when it comes out so y' all will know who your daddy is.

[Grayson]

Are you gonna narrate it in your voice?

[Todd]

I'm reading it in my voice. Yes.

[Chase]

You're right. You're writing a book.

[Todd]

You should already on chapter nine.

[Grayson]

Do you like Morgan Freeman to read it?

[Todd]

No. It needs to be me.

[Grayson]

No, but everything's better if Morgan Freeman reads it.

[Todd]

That is the truth.

[Chase]

You should let me read it.

[Grayson]

He could read the ingredients.

[Chase]

You should let me read that book. He could read the book.

[Todd]

Could you read.

[Chase]

I'll narrate the. Out of that thing?

[Todd]

Of course he would.

[Grayson]

Morgans on the back of a cereal box.

[Todd]

He's. He's that good. That's exactly right. So tell me about what's going on, because you. Now, you know that. You know that I'm getting ready to leave Nashville, so I'm going to be further away from you.

[Grayson]

I know.

[Todd]

How does that make you feel?

[Grayson]

I mean, that's why God made airplanes.

[Todd]

Right?

[Grayson]

So I'll just.

[Todd]

How long's the flight from Tuscaloosa?

[Grayson]

I don't know. The issues. You got to drive to Birmingham, so.

[Todd]

Well, that's an hour.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Todd]

So then from Birmingham to Texas, how much is it?

[Grayson]

I don't know.

[Chase]

How long is it?

[Todd]

How long is it?

[Grayson]

Yeah, you probably have to stop.

[Chase]

I mean, it's probably. Yeah, you probably have a layover in Atlanta.

[Todd]

Really?

[Chase]

Probably.

[Todd]

I don't know.

[Grayson]

I've only ever flown to Houston.

[Todd]

Well, that's okay. So how long is that flight stop in Atlanta?

[Grayson]

Like, three hours.

[Todd]

Why would you have to stop in Atlanta? So you have to go back from Alabama to Atlanta.

[Grayson]

Or you stop somewhere else. I've stopped other places.

[Todd]

Non stop.

[Grayson]

From Birmingham.

[Todd]

Southwest non stop. Of Dallas.

[Grayson]

Well, I'm not flying to Dallas. Flying to Houston.

[Todd]

What about to Houston? Southwest non stop.

[Grayson]

There is non stop.

[Chase]

Are you moving to Houston now?

[Grayson]

That's the closest airport.

[Todd]

Huh?

[Grayson]

Didn't you say that's the closest airport? That's where I'd fly into is Houston.

[Todd]

Well, either Houston or Dallas. So she's got a. You said there's round. There's a non stop debate and there's one of both. Okay.

[Grayson]

I've always stopped, but.

[Todd]

So then you'll have a. You can fly non stop.

[Grayson]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Todd]

So I'm going to expect to see you once a month. No excuses. Okay.

[Grayson]

During football season's a little tough, but.

[Todd]

Speaking of that, what's the guy's name that. That you like so much that does

[Grayson]

the college football Josh pay?

[Todd]

Josh Pate? Yes. I was working out with his wife yesterday. So I'm. I'm wanting you to go on his show.

[Grayson]

Got a lot of things I want to ask him.

[Todd]

Do you?

[Grayson]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Well, that'd be good. That'll be a good conversation.

[Grayson]

Back and forth on Alabama.

[Todd]

He goes back.

[Grayson]

Well, he hates us one week and he loves us the next week.

[Todd]

And Josh, what is wrong with you? Hating on Alabama.

[Grayson]

Then he hates us again.

[Todd]

And then, Josh, you need to have Grayson on your show so that y' all can debate over what's going on about his undying love and loyalty for Alabama and your wavering loyalty to Alabama. I love his wife. Her name is Savannah and she is the sweetest girl.

[Grayson]

Well, I love his show. Besides the times he talks about us.

[Todd]

You know, his wife used to work at Alabama.

[Grayson]

He went to a softball game recently.

[Todd]

She was just telling me that there are. That the softball team is doing amazing.

[Grayson]

I think we're the number one team in the nation.

[Todd]

Yep. She was telling me about that.

[Grayson]

And we're hosting a regional in baseball.

[Todd]

Okay. A guy messaged me about that. That went to Yale. Did he message me or did I meet him?

[Grayson]

He told me it was about football.

[Todd]

No, I know.

[Grayson]

You didn't specify. You said they were coming to Tuscaloosa to play Bama and I didn't know.

[Todd]

Yeah, no, it's baseball. It's baseball. But I forget now who he was because he played at. He played it. Oh, I know who it was now. It was again there at Gunners and he brought his son in. Yeah. So he. He's looking forward to that basically.

[Grayson]

Probably next year.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Grayson]

Okay. All Right.

[Todd]

So what's the latest with you, besides your normal? What's the latest normal?

[Chase]

I'm just getting ready to move.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Chase]

I think I'm moving in two weeks.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Chase]

So.

[Todd]

So, Aaron split screens. We're going to all be in different locations, so we've got to get split screens so that everyone can see that we're putting forth this effort. So I was watching a thing on Instagram yesterday, and it was with Candice Bergen and her daughter. You won't know who she is. And it was, how well do you know each other? And so she was asking the. Her daughter was asking Candace certain things, and Candace was like, you didn't win Miss Homecoming. I won Miss Homecoming. And the daughter's like, that's not how the. How this thing works. It's me telling you something that you didn't know I knew about you. So I want to do some of that today. Is that good with y'?

[Grayson]

All?

[Chase]

Okay.

[Todd]

So y' all tell me one thing that y' all know about me that I don't think y' all know about me.

[Chase]

I don't know anything about you.

[Todd]

Honestly say that goes to show you why Savannah's my favorite. Because she knows everything about me.

[Chase]

Because you tell her everything about you.

[Todd]

Do you know anything about me that I don't know that you know about me?

[Chase]

I feel like Grayson's sitting on something. You little. You little. You little slime ball. Say anything. Whisper to me. I'll say it. Because he didn't like me anyways.

[Grayson]

Well, Savannah told me when they were going through, like, your background check that you had a charge for throwing a glass of water at somebody.

[Chase]

How many times have you been arrested? And I got. How much have I gotten thrown on me?

[Grayson]

Came to our door cuz he beat the hell out of that one guy.

[Todd]

Yeah, we're not talking about all this again. I have left my trash.

[Chase]

No, no, we talk. We. We are bound to determine to relive every up I've ever had over and over and over and over again. So how many times have you been arrested?

[Todd]

Well, I don't know that I really say arrested because I was not never arrested on the federal stuff. I just went to the. In front of the judge.

[Chase]

Well, so.

[Todd]

But, like, going, like, to be arrested. I go to a jail. Yeah, one time.

[Chase]

Well, same one time. And I had. No. Nothing's on my record, though.

[Todd]

Well, ain't nothing on mine either. You need to check it. 47. How many times should y' all have been arrested?

[Chase]

How many times should I have Been

[Todd]

arrested one time when I threw water on this in this guy's face who was talking and I end up fighting him. Who locked somebody up for throwing water? It was a simple assault. Who's ever heard throwing water on somebody is called a simple assault? That's the craziest shit I've ever heard of. Right.

[Chase]

How many times should you have been arrested?

[Todd]

How many times should I. Should I have been arrested in my life?

[Grayson]

At least four or five.

[Chase]

Oh, hundreds for me.

[Todd]

How many times I should have been arrested? I could have been. I could have probably been a member of the Gambino crime family.

[Chase]

Like. Yeah, I'm right there with you. How many times should you have been arrested, Grayson?

[Grayson]

I don't really do anything. I don't. I'm not like out here fighting people.

[Chase]

Grace it. I know, but like you're setting yourself up. Cuz once some starts coming out about you, you're going to. People are going to be like, oh, that little bastard lied and lied and lied. He's been dirty the whole time.

[Todd]

Is something. Have you done something, son?

[Grayson]

No.

[Todd]

Because you know I'll be devastated.

[Grayson]

No.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Grayson]

Why you gotta make it sound so bad?

[Chase]

I'm just saying, like one starts coming out about you.

[Todd]

What is what could come out about you?

[Chase]

I didn't mean it like that.

[Todd]

What if I always talked you about

[Grayson]

when you do something, I always tell them myself.

[Todd]

That's right. Tell your story before somebody else adds their own narrative to it. Now me on the other hand.

[Grayson]

Samantha threatened to tell something one time and I just called him and told him myself.

[Todd]

And what did I tell you? You did exactly what you were supposed to do. If you man enough to do it, be man enough down it. I threw that water and it was correctly defined as a simple assault. You did not actually. Well, you ended up fighting him. Well, yes, but they only got me for simple assault. And it was a 50 fine. I know, right? I would do that today.

[Chase]

What was mine?

[Todd]

So then Aaron, mine is. Was a simple assault. 50 fine. What was Chase's misdemeanor? Simple battery.

[Chase]

Let's look this up again.

[Todd]

Putting our hands on people.

[Chase]

Allegedly.

[Grayson]

Battery is worse.

[Chase]

Allegedly. I threw a chair.

[Todd]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chase]

And he got caught.

[Todd]

I got caught for throwing water. They didn't charge me with punching.

[Chase]

What does it say?

[Grayson]

Battery involves physical contact. General assault involves fear of harm.

[Todd]

Thank you, Sergeant Cleveland. I remember you when I was 17. Oh my God. Do you know who got arrested with me that same day? Bill Abbott. For the same charge. What? Bill Abbott got charged with the same Damn thing.

[Chase]

Bill didn't throw anything.

[Todd]

Bill was driving the car, So.

[Chase]

A casualty at war. Once again, another someone else goes down. Poor Bill.

[Todd]

Yep. So what? Is there any. What about you?

[Chase]

I've only got one. I only got the rest of one.

[Todd]

What else is there that you have done that we don't know about?

[Chase]

I think y' all know about all my shit.

[Todd]

I wish that everything I knew was all that I was going to know.

[Chase]

It is because I'm not doing any more dumb. Well, I get an itch, then I might go do something bad. I've been feeling it lately. It's been creeping up. I want to slap a mother. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I talked to a therapist about my.

[Todd]

About your anger?

[Chase]

Yeah, My premeditated thoughts.

[Grayson]

The stuff he says. I think he jokes too much about it.

[Todd]

I'm not joking. I think there's something there because my

[Grayson]

girlfriend was like, chase is a little crazy.

[Todd]

We know that.

[Grayson]

And I was like. She said she. He always talks about, like, hitting people,

[Todd]

and I do not.

[Chase]

I think a lot of people need their ass beat. Yeah, but. So she said. She said I'm crazy.

[Todd]

That's up. Chase, that's just being honest.

[Chase]

You're crazy, too.

[Grayson]

Talk about.

[Chase]

You don't think you're crazy, Dude.

[Todd]

No, I don't. Dude. I'm not crazy. I close deals every day.

[Chase]

So does Vladimir Putin. What is that supposed to mean? But you are crazy.

[Todd]

You are. You're right, Chase. Dad. No one way more raising you. No one could be more sane.

[Chase]

Dad, I am the way I am because you raised me.

[Todd]

Did you see? Oh, my God.

[Grayson]

Did you see? Apparently, there's nothing. Maduro had like $800 million in a Swiss bank account.

[Chase]

Let me get it. I'll do whatever he did. I don't even know.

[Todd]

You'll end up where he ended up.

[Chase]

Is that the guy? The Venezuelan guy?

[Todd]

Yeah. Love to know that. You're up on current advance.

[Grayson]

You're gonna end up.

[Chase]

I'm doing all I can do to take care of my life.

[Grayson]

The Delta team. To break into your bedroom.

[Todd]

I'm the Delta team.

[Grayson]

You know, scary that must have done. Imagine waking up and you just.

[Todd]

I would want to do that. I would want to be that person who's like, literally knocking someone's damn door down. L be standing up and saying, it's me, mother.

[Chase]

Not crazy. Not crazy.

[Todd]

I saw a thing. Victoria Beckham just posted it. Did you see it? Where she was talking about raising kids. Raising adult children. Was the Hardest thing. And the irony of this is that we just talked about this on our podcast other day. Victoria Beckham came out and said that she and David tried to raise their children to protect them when they were young, to keep them away from the. The public eye, and that they've tried to be a safe place for their adult children, and that the hardest job she's ever had was being a parent to. To a young adult. I said, I was reading that. I'm like, I feel you, sister. That hit hard. That was real.

[Grayson]

Have you seen the David Beckham documentary?

[Todd]

Yes.

[Grayson]

Where she said she came from a working class.

[Todd]

Yes. And he said, okay. And what kind of car got.

[Grayson]

Truth. Tell the truth.

[Todd]

That she was being dropped off in a Rolls Royce?

[Grayson]

She said she came from a working class family.

[Chase]

They worked. They did work better.

[Todd]

They didn't get that Rolls without working. But do you feel like that y' all are easier as adults? As you as a young adult, you as a grown ass. Full grown man. Do you think that y' all are easier for us to deal with now than when y' all were younger?

[Chase]

Absolutely.

[Todd]

Are you kidding me?

[Chase]

I'm way easier to deal with.

[Todd]

Oh, my God. You caught a charge popping the out of somebody in a bar.

[Chase]

It was a restaurant.

[Todd]

Can't even dry on it. It ain't a damn restaurant.

[Chase]

It's a restaurant.

[Todd]

It was a titty bar.

[Chase]

No, it's not.

[Todd]

What's that pink place?

[Chase]

It's not Pussy Peak or what is it? No.

[Grayson]

Twin Peaks.

[Todd]

Twin Peaks.

[Chase]

Their food's really good. Grayson. Grayson. Is the food good there?

[Grayson]

But I've eaten there a few times.

[Chase]

Okay.

[Grayson]

It's like Hooters.

[Chase]

Better than Hooters.

[Todd]

Nobody goes to Hooters for food.

[Chase]

Well, Twin Pieces got good food.

[Todd]

Well, you can't go back. So again, it's okay.

[Grayson]

They just shut down half of them.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Thank you, Grayson.

[Chase]

Thank you to me. Yeah.

[Todd]

I did that to me and said, ain't karma a yeah, because they're gonna close down half of them. Y' all not kicked my son out. Being in there drunk and slapping the out of people. You'd still be up.

[Chase]

Alleged.

[Todd]

Allegedly.

[Chase]

It was never proven in court. Nothing came of it. Didn't not no trouble.

[Todd]

Hmm.

[Chase]

Shout out to the findlings.

[Todd]

Unreal.

[Chase]

Yeah, but I was at Rice Street Chase.

[Todd]

You was in a room. You was not in a cell with no killers. Now, I know that's the story that you've given.

[Chase]

I have not told that. I said that I was separated. I was in a. Literally, I was in A cell, though. And it sucked.

[Todd]

Oh, he was in a cell.

[Chase]

The benches on there were like this two hours.

[Todd]

I beat you.

[Chase]

You can have that win, brother. You got. You got that win.

[Todd]

I earned it. I earned it. You was in a jail cell for literally an hour and 50 something minutes. I, on the other hand, I was in that jail cell slash summer camp for 20,440 hours. I am the real OG.

[Chase]

That sounds like you should have hired my attorney.

[Todd]

I ain't gonna lie. I probably should have. I probably should have. I'll give you that one. Drew, where the hell were you?

[Grayson]

Brian Steele.

[Todd]

I love Brian Steele because, you know, he's the one who got in that courtroom. And the judge gonna lock. He said lock me up.

[Grayson]

Yeah. All I ask is you put me in a cell with my clients so we can properly prepare for that.

[Todd]

That's a real move. That's a real move.

[Chase]

Brian Steele and Drew Finling. Those are the best, in my opinion.

[Todd]

Yeah, I like them. And I like and like, if you're gonna sue someone I like. What's his name? John Morgan.

[Chase]

Morgan. Morgan.

[Todd]

Morgan and Morgan. If you go sue somebody, go to him. Yeah, I mean, they don't want billions of dollars in litigation.

[Chase]

I'm working with him on something right now against you,

[Todd]

John. Come on. We'll split it on the back end. He's going back for 12.50, so just come on with it.

[Chase]

No, no, no. I'm in it for the long haul.

[Todd]

Yeah, right. So nothing that y' all have that. That you would say, oh, daddy, I know this, and you don't know that I know it.

[Chase]

No, I mean, I know that you're a talker and you talk all the time.

[Todd]

I said that to your face.

[Chase]

No, you don't.

[Todd]

That's a lot. Call me out on it then, because I don't say that I. That I won't repeat. That's what I thought. Call me out on it. Grayson.

[Chase]

He's just like a gossiping he. You really are. You're like a mix.

[Todd]

Yeah, it's just talking. If.

[Chase]

If Regina George grew up to be a Real Housewife of Atlanta. It's right there. That's him.

[Todd]

You get confused.

[Chase]

I'm not confused. I'm crystal clear, brother.

[Todd]

You get confused when I call you out for your and you say it's gossiping. It ain't gossiping. If I say to you you're full of.

[Chase]

No.

[Todd]

Grayson. Do I bother you at all?

[Grayson]

Not really me.

[Chase]

Your day's coming, brother. He's going to be. He's no, it's not. Because he probably won't. Yeah, he probably won't because he loves you.

[Grayson]

He's only really stayed mad at me

[Todd]

one time, and you broke me from that when you said that. When you came to the bedroom and

[Grayson]

said that was when I flooded the house.

[Todd]

Do you not remember that?

[Chase]

Which one?

[Todd]

You did it twice. I'm laying in the bed, and you come running in my bedroom with your dick out, buck ass naked, and said, dad, dad, water's coming through the kitchen ceiling. I jump out of the bed, go in there and water.

[Grayson]

He just looked at it.

[Todd]

In my brand new home that I had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on finishes. Just paint finishes.

[Grayson]

I didn't do it on purpose.

[Todd]

Dude, you did it twice.

[Chase]

Grayson historically has taken the longest showers of anybody we've ever met.

[Todd]

You fell asleep in the bathtub and it overflowed.

[Grayson]

No, that's not what happened. It was from my toilet. Do you not remember that?

[Todd]

That wasn't the toilet that day.

[Grayson]

I didn't. I didn't fall asleep in the bathtub.

[Todd]

You had the overflow in the tub. You kept pumping it out.

[Grayson]

That's why I fell asleep in the shower.

[Chase]

That's when you know the shower's too big when you're taking naps in the shower.

[Todd]

Right, Exactly. And it ended up costing a fortune to fix all of it. And then he was barred from going in that shower. All right, so then there's nothing about me that y' all know that I think you don't know.

[Chase]

I mean, I'm sure there is some stuff just none that were worth mentioning so we can lose our job on a podcast.

[Todd]

I. I ain't got that kind of past. I've been. I'm a reformed hoer, and I've been locked up for throwing water on somebody and was sent to summer camp for an extended period of time for that was now been proven we didn't do. I'm suing your ass. All right, well, then on that note, I have this game that I want to play with us, and it's got, like, a survival mode to it. So we're gonna pick.

[Chase]

That's where I've been living. Survival, man.

[Grayson]

Sounds like our life.

[Todd]

What survival. Everyone's surviving. Y' all literally. Y' all literally act like that we're the only people that have bad happen to us.

[Grayson]

No, no, that's not true.

[Chase]

No. But I do wonder if everybody gets a, like, a consistent river flow of that happens.

[Todd]

Probably not, because most families that have bad happen to them One time they learn we. You got to show us over and over and over again. Whatever. So with that being said, who do you think in this family could survive the longest without money?

[Chase]

I don't know.

[Grayson]

Definitely not Savannah.

[Todd]

Who do you think could?

[Chase]

Mama. Mama.

[Todd]

Probably your mother.

[Chase]

Probably. If she had to, I can do

[Todd]

it longer than she can.

[Chase]

But what if you don't have to? I mean, you. I don't know.

[Grayson]

I feel like all of us. If we had to, we could.

[Todd]

Well, yeah, because if you had to, I mean, you could.

[Chase]

I've done. Sucks it's ass. Y' all can give that award to somebody else.

[Todd]

Nah, you ain't been broke. You ain't never had one day in your life to be broke.

[Chase]

Well,

[Grayson]

you were spending it in specific locations.

[Todd]

You ain't never been broke. As long as Magic City was open, there was cash around.

[Chase]

I love. Oh, God. We still have to go.

[Todd]

No, I'm doing that because now y' all done made me. I've got so many, literally thousands of people messaging every damn outlet wanting to know when I'm going so that they can be there to film it.

[Chase]

They're not. They're not allowed to film.

[Todd]

Right. And I'm like, I'm not doing that.

[Chase]

I know a guy, though. We can.

[Todd]

I'm sure you do.

[Chase]

We can film.

[Todd]

I'm sure you do know someone.

[Chase]

Mr. Magic.

[Todd]

So who do you think?

[Chase]

Who. Mr. Magic.

[Todd]

Who's that?

[Chase]

The owner of Magic City.

[Todd]

I'm gonna pray for you, Mr. Magic.

[Chase]

He is. He's a legend.

[Todd]

So, Grace, you want to zip your pants?

[Chase]

What the. This is a different podcast now. Holy, dude.

[Todd]

So you think your mother could last the longest without money? Yeah, you do. Longer than I could go without money.

[Chase]

Well, you're gonna go get it, so.

[Todd]

Oh, God. Savannah definitely could not. No, I think Mama could.

[Chase]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Todd]

I think your nanny could.

[Chase]

Well, yeah, yeah, I take that back. I give it to nanny.

[Todd]

Yeah, exactly. All right. Who in this family could go the longest without a phone?

[Chase]

Me.

[Todd]

Get the hell out of here. Are you kidding me?

[Chase]

No, I. I hate my phone.

[Todd]

Well, then if you hate it so much, why do you stay on it all the time?

[Chase]

To avoid having to have conversations with other people.

[Todd]

You're having a conversation with somebody on the other end. Unless there's nobody on the other end of that phone, then we got a bigger problem.

[Chase]

Why are you eavesdropping?

[Todd]

I'm not. You just saying.

[Chase]

You just said that you. Okay, so are you listening?

[Todd]

No.

[Chase]

What if I'm not on the phone? What If I'm just got.

[Grayson]

He's got bugs in the room.

[Chase]

What? Yeah, probably.

[Todd]

Who do you think could last the longest in span without a phone?

[Chase]

Mama.

[Grayson]

I would say mama, cuz she sucks at using her phone.

[Todd]

I would say your mama too, cuz you. She went 28 months without one. So it certainly couldn't have been.

[Grayson]

You went about a week.

[Todd]

Me? I didn't go no week. I had a phone in three days. What are you talking about? See how they underestimate me? Who do you think could last the longest if they were stranded in the wilderness?

[Chase]

Me.

[Todd]

Chase, you can't even say.

[Chase]

You're such a hating ass, bro.

[Todd]

You cannot even say that.

[Chase]

Yes. Like I wouldn't enjoy it, but I could do it. I've seen Castaway. Shut the upper.

[Todd]

Grace. Who do you think in this family could last the longest in the woods?

[Grayson]

Probably me. You know I like doing that stuff.

[Todd]

I think I could.

[Grayson]

Yeah.

[Chase]

Yeah, right.

[Todd]

I think I. I survived Pensacola.

[Chase]

You were inside.

[Grayson]

You don't like the weather?

[Chase]

We should go and do that. We should go and film us having to go into the wilderness and see who can.

[Todd]

You better come up with more content because there's no need for me to put myself through that.

[Chase]

Okay. Exhibit.

[Todd]

Who would be more embarrassed if our family group chat was released?

[Grayson]

Me and Chase, for sure.

[Chase]

Our family group chat would be gone.

[Grayson]

They'd lock us up though. With a key.

[Chase]

I wouldn't be embarrassed about it though.

[Grayson]

No, but they'd like.

[Todd]

Maybe that's. Maybe that's what we need to work on.

[Chase]

I wouldn't be embarrassed either.

[Grayson]

I just say crazy.

[Chase]

What is there to be embarrassed about at this point? I don't give a. What anybody's opinion of me is.

[Todd]

Clearly.

[Chase]

And you shouldn't either. You don't.

[Todd]

I never. I have never in my life. Who could survive now? I mean, this is kind of like a loaded question. Oh. Who could survive the longest in prison?

[Grayson]

No. Him.

[Chase]

Is that a badge of honor that you're wearing? Death.

[Todd]

You. Oh my God. Okay, it's me.

[Grayson]

It's me.

[Chase]

Just cause you did it.

[Todd]

I did. I ran that hoe.

[Grayson]

Wow.

[Chase]

Whatever.

[Todd]

You think you could do it, Grayson?

[Chase]

No, I'm running, cupcake. I'm running. I'm not going to.

[Todd]

Me and your mama, they picked the right ones. Yeah, they picked the right ones to do that. Because she and I, we did our 10 toes down.

[Chase]

Yes, you can have that one. I go and I will run. I'm a flight risk.

[Todd]

Who would survive the filming of another reality show?

[Chase]

All of us. Yeah, maybe not me.

[Todd]

Well, you are the weaker one.

[Chase]

I'm not.

[Todd]

We all have to watch out for you.

[Chase]

I'm not weak. I'm just not trying to go to prison.

[Todd]

Yeah, well, you. Well, you just said you couldn't survive it.

[Chase]

I wouldn't go. I know I could survive it. I just. I'm not going to because I'm. I'm gonna run out of my track star. I'm gone. I'm leaving.

[Todd]

Who could survive the longest with all of us living in the same house?

[Chase]

Again, not me. Probably the dictator.

[Todd]

Yeah, you'd be fine, because I just don't talk to you.

[Chase]

I'm well aware.

[Todd]

I would just not talk to you.

[Chase]

Well aware.

[Todd]

So, yeah, it'd be me. Okay, I win that one, too. Who can survive the longest living on their own?

[Grayson]

Me.

[Todd]

No, don't make me get into your personal life.

[Grayson]

What?

[Todd]

Don't make me. Don't make me drag your draws up here. On this. On this.

[Chase]

I think that's probably Savannah. I think Savannah could leave and never turn around.

[Todd]

I could do that.

[Chase]

I'll open the door.

[Todd]

I could do that. I can live on my pretty. Well, I could live up. It says, who can live on their own?

[Chase]

Oh, but do you get servants?

[Todd]

Because then if you don't get servants, if you don't have a service says that word.

[Chase]

Well, if you don't have a servant in Savannah, who says that word on your own, like. Like. No. Like, you can't hire people to do stuff for you because then Savannah's cooked. Savannah can't do that. Savannah. No.

[Todd]

Yeah, because she can't. Really? Chloe, I can run a house better than anybody.

[Chase]

Or nanny.

[Grayson]

I mean, in my defense, I don't hire anybody to do anything.

[Todd]

No, Daddy did.

[Grayson]

Who?

[Todd]

I hired you. That housekeeper down there that time, and y' all ran her off. But y' all ran her off. Poor woman. She claimed for everybody else and couldn't claim for y'. All. What's that, T?

[Grayson]

We didn't run her off. She just.

[Chase]

You hired them a housekeeper?

[Grayson]

She stopped doing stuff after a little bit. Like, she was great first.

[Todd]

Oh, he's now pissy because he found out I hired you.

[Chase]

I'm happy for him.

[Grayson]

He would come back and, like, I'm

[Chase]

not a hating ass like that.

[Todd]

Oh, God.

[Chase]

I'm happy for Grayson. I want Grayson to win, win, win.

[Todd]

Grayson.

[Chase]

I'm going to knock you the out.

[Todd]

Who could survive on their own living in a foreign country with that? No. They speak no English.

[Grayson]

Well, we don't like talking to people

[Chase]

Anyway, I would be fine just.

[Todd]

You say you would be fine all the time, but yet you're the one we have to constantly lift up.

[Chase]

That's not true.

[Grayson]

I think mirrors.

[Chase]

We don't even talk.

[Grayson]

I think me or Savannah, I don't like talking to people anyway, so if they don't speak my language, that's even better.

[Todd]

I could survive in any country because I'm going straight to the embassy. If they don't speak my language, that's not surviving. That's leaving me going to the embassy and saying, hook me up with somebody here. That's not alone.

[Chase]

That's not alone.

[Todd]

Yeah, I'm surviving. I'm coming up at this point, resources. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so then clearly I would survive in the other country by myself or Grayson, Right?

[Grayson]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Okay, perfect.

[Chase]

Okay.

[Todd]

Who would survive a road trip?

[Chase]

None of us.

[Grayson]

No.

[Chase]

We're all dead.

[Todd]

Yep. I'm not doing a road trip.

[Grayson]

I drove to Texas one time, and that was awful.

[Chase]

Now, you imagine doing it with your whole family.

[Todd]

Imagine us being in one car.

[Chase]

I did that.

[Todd]

Yeah, I. I know. When I stopped at the Walmart and bought that. What was it? Egg crate. What they call those mattresses? Eggs crates or something?

[Chase]

Bro, it's an air mattress.

[Todd]

No, it had them little things on it. Yeah, right.

[Chase]

I don't know what that.

[Todd]

And I got y' all all TVs and bought y' all all those movies. Gave you your headphones and said, shut up. Don't speak. I'm on watch Dallas. Because your mom was one who wanted to drive across country. I didn't. So I let her drive across country as I watched every episode of Dallas.

[Grayson]

I just don't understand wanting to drive across country.

[Todd]

I don't understand what I drive, period.

[Grayson]

There's airplanes for a reason.

[Todd]

I don't like to. I don't want to drive.

[Grayson]

I don't care about the scenery that much.

[Todd]

No, I don't either. I don't either.

[Chase]

Now, nanny children, she would love to go on a road trip.

[Todd]

No, listen to this. Yesterday, I'm getting my hair cut. Chad came to the house to cut my hair. And Mama said, chad, they found the largest ruby. Guess where. Greenland. That's why Trump wants Greenland. I said, mama, what? She said, todd, it's that big. It's five. It's five pounds. I said, mom, I don't believe it's that big if it's £5. Oh, God. Chad, listen. There's this place in Arkansas that I want to go mine for diamonds, and I want you to take me to it. I said, mommy, you're not going. Todd, you don't tell me what I'm going to do. I'm going to do what the hell I want to do. Chad, you want. Don't you want to go? Chad, you want to go, don't you? And you know how Chad is. Yeah. Nanny Chess said, yes, Nanny, if you want to go, I want to go. She said, all right, I'm gonna call my friend Pam and we're gonna. I said, now you're inviting somebody else. So she was literally on the phone last night in her chair, and I don't know, she's got. Chad's got to have a bus.

[Chase]

She's on the phone until 1 o' clock in the morning every night talking

[Todd]

to her friend Fred. She and Fred talk all night long.

[Chase]

It's insane.

[Todd]

But, like, she yells.

[Chase]

I'm like, dude, this is not a small house. Like, shut up.

[Todd]

Do you know she's on our phone bill, Right? She's on our phone plan. Do you know that Mama uses more minutes for her phone than anybody else in the family? Including me.

[Chase]

Including you.

[Todd]

Including me.

[Chase]

Damn.

[Todd]

She. I have the most text messages. She doesn't have a ton of text messages, but minutes that she uses to talk is more. Huh.

[Grayson]

What was mine?

[Todd]

You have a ton of text messages. Yeah, a lot of text, which is

[Chase]

diabolical because you never respond.

[Grayson]

I think 400 unread text messages.

[Todd]

You have a lot of texting. You and I have the number. We're the top when it comes to texting. So who. Well, I don't know of nobody in the family besides me, your mom and your nanny is going to win this next one. Who in his family could survive a 9 to 5 job?

[Chase]

I love that job. When the. When have you ever even worked a 9 to 5?

[Todd]

Chase, don't go back to high school. Let me explain this to you so that you clearly, since you don't know anything about your daddy.

[Grayson]

I worked a job that was 9 to whenever your dad says you're done.

[Chase]

What was it, filming a TV show?

[Grayson]

9 to whenever Todd's had enough, which was rarely. Trust me, I know.

[Todd]

I worked in a textile mail from 7 at night until 9 or 10 the next morning. 12 to 14 hours.

[Chase]

That's not 9 to 5, that's 7 to 10.

[Todd]

I should have known that I'd get no credit for being an overachiever. Then when I worked for Northland Cable, I worked eight hours a day. Now when I became an escort in la, I mean, that was just flexible Hours. Because you had to literally be flexible.

[Chase]

Were you actually an escort?

[Todd]

You already know the answer to that.

[Chase]

I thought it was just with one person.

[Todd]

No, I've never said that.

[Chase]

Yes, you did.

[Todd]

It was with one person when I started. And then when I found out she was married, I broke up with her.

[Grayson]

You've.

[Chase]

Maybe I should be in school.

[Todd]

Well, Cash wasn't one of them.

[Grayson]

You need to be medicated.

[Chase]

Well, for being a whore. They don't have medicine for that.

[Todd]

No. If they did, the whole damn world would be on it. Let me come up with that pill.

[Chase]

That's called the Bible.

[Todd]

Who could go the longest without posting online?

[Chase]

Me.

[Grayson]

Me. I don't ever post.

[Chase]

I'm getting tired of seeing your stories.

[Grayson]

You post 7,000 quotes on your story every day.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Oh, so that's online. That's posting online. I thought you told me that. So the story is online. That's online, too. Okay. Okay. Well, then, hell, I might. I might. Cannot do that to me. Because I do. I post a lot of stuff on my stories. If it's something that I like and it resonates, then I want the whole world to get the same feeling that I got from y'.

[Grayson]

All. Literally get mad at me for not posting.

[Chase]

I never been. I don't think I've ever been mad at you for that.

[Grayson]

No, I was saying them like, I don't post on Tik Tok. I don't post.

[Todd]

Mad at you for not posting.

[Chase]

Why?

[Todd]

Why?

[Chase]

Why? Why?

[Todd]

Why?

[Chase]

I'm just. Cuz he posted last. You didn't post for your mother's Mother's Day?

[Todd]

They didn't. Either one of you post for our anniversary yesterday? Neither one of y' all posted for Memorial Day, either.

[Chase]

Oh, it's close.

[Grayson]

Nine weeks ago. In two weeks.

[Todd]

Oh, sorry. March on May.

[Chase]

You're right. Well, then I guess Grayson wins that one.

[Grayson]

Damn, I look huge in that.

[Todd]

Oh, God. All right, so then let me ask y' all some.

[Chase]

Some.

[Todd]

Maybe some family superlatives. Who in this. Do not interrupt, because you're gonna win this category.

[Chase]

You.

[Todd]

You're gonna win the whole category. That's about it.

[Chase]

I'm set up. Then that's a targeted hit.

[Todd]

No, it's not. Right? I did not write them. Who in this. In your opinion, who in this family is the most dramatic?

[Grayson]

I love you, but probably.

[Todd]

Yeah, right.

[Chase]

That's dad 100.

[Todd]

It's you. Let me finish. Finish.

[Grayson]

Let me finish. Y' all are tied.

[Todd]

What are you talking about?

[Grayson]

You're dramatic about some stuff.

[Todd]

I'm dramatic If I. If one of my kids is doing something you shouldn't be doing, you're screaming around, don't ask me for no more money. Don't ask me for no more money.

[Chase]

That's dramatic. That's dramatic.

[Todd]

Most likely to overreact. That's overreacting.

[Chase]

That's you.

[Grayson]

Don't ask money. That's overreacting.

[Chase]

That's you.

[Todd]

Who in this family is the biggest flirt?

[Chase]

Savannah.

[Todd]

Savannah.

[Grayson]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Okay. Who in this family is the most likely to turn a small issue into a big issue?

[Chase]

What are you talking about? I don't want ha. I don't turn any issues into anything. Issues get turned on me every day.

[Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Chase]

This is. This is a hit.

[Todd]

Who did you say to walk out of this? Who did you say? Hey. Did you say Chase?

[Grayson]

I said both of y'. All.

[Chase]

No, it's cuz you're weak.

[Todd]

You're a weak ass ho too. That's a.

[Chase]

There he goes again.

[Todd]

Who is. Who is the most sensitive in this family?

[Chase]

Don't you do it. I'm the only one that has real feelings.

[Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Chase]

All of your. Your borderline. The bad version of the Terminator.

[Todd]

Who in this family is the least sensitive

[Grayson]

Post. Savannah.

[Chase]

Savannah.

[Todd]

I don't think Savannah. I think Savannah holds a lot of her stuff in. I think she's very sensitive about a lot of stuff. Who's the least sensitive? Probably Chloe.

[Chase]

I could see that.

[Grayson]

Yeah.

[Todd]

I don't know.

[Chase]

Chloe's gotten a little tender.

[Todd]

Nah. Chloe does not give a damn. She just does not care. Who is the worst. This should be very easy. Who is the worst texter?

[Chase]

Savannah.

[Grayson]

Savannah and me.

[Chase]

That's not something to be proud of.

[Todd]

No, it's not. It's not. It's rude. Who is the most stubborn in this family?

[Chase]

Savannah or you're stubborn?

[Todd]

I'd probably say Savannah. Yeah.

[Chase]

Or you.

[Todd]

No, not me.

[Chase]

Or Nanny.

[Todd]

Nanny's pretty mama is pretty damn raggedy ass stubborn. Yes. Who? Now you know who this is, so do not be a weak with this. Who is the most likely in this family to start a fight?

[Grayson]

You are quick to jump and just like. Are we talking physical?

[Todd]

No. Just stirring up.

[Chase]

No.

[Todd]

Yes. Yes. Dude, no. Dude, stop using me as your.

[Chase]

That's not true. Any issues use with anybody. But if there's a. If you. If you got a problem, we can have a problem. But I don't want a problem.

[Todd]

But you have a problem with all of us.

[Chase]

I don't have a problem with everybody.

[Grayson]

He doesn't have a problem with Me.

[Chase]

Not one problem.

[Grayson]

I don't think.

[Chase]

I don't have a problem with Savannah either.

[Todd]

Who is the favorite child?

[Chase]

Savannah.

[Grayson]

I'm mom's favorite.

[Todd]

Who do you think's the favorite?

[Chase]

Savannah or Grayson? That definitely not myself.

[Todd]

Who do you think?

[Grayson]

Mayor?

[Chase]

Savannah. Well, that's why I low key want something to happen to me. Because if something does, then maybe I'll finally get loved, but I'll be dead. But then you guys will have to feel like dog for the rest of your life. And I would love that.

[Todd]

Twisted.

[Chase]

I would love for you guys to feel like shit forever.

[Todd]

Not really.

[Chase]

Yeah, Grayson's by far mama's favorite. Savannah's by far your favorite. And y' all can all kiss my ass.

[Todd]

Who spends the most money in the family?

[Chase]

Savannah.

[Grayson]

Oh, are we talking about, like, spend your own money or other people's money?

[Todd]

Who spends the most money?

[Grayson]

That matters.

[Todd]

No, because what you're saying is you spend mine and your sister's.

[Grayson]

Are you spending your own money? Savannah's spending her own money.

[Todd]

Yes, but just.

[Chase]

It's just money in general, right?

[Grayson]

Well, mere Savannah. No, I spend his.

[Chase]

It's Savannah and then him.

[Grayson]

Why spend his and spins?

[Chase]

I know, but Savannah's got a thing. She's on a Birkin fix

[Grayson]

doordash. And I use his for everything else.

[Todd]

Okay, who is the best in this family at reading people?

[Grayson]

Probably him.

[Chase]

I'm not giving you no flowers, Mother.

[Todd]

We all know it's me who is the funniest in the family.

[Grayson]

Him.

[Chase]

Thank you. Finally, something good.

[Todd]

Who has the best survival instincts in this family?

[Grayson]

Probably me.

[Chase]

Sure.

[Grayson]

You.

[Todd]

Yes. Thank you. Because I am a survivor. As Gloria Gaynor said back in the

[Grayson]

70s, you don't give me crap for doing stuff that, like, none of y' all like to do.

[Todd]

Such as?

[Grayson]

You're like, I don't understand why you'd want to do that.

[Todd]

You survived. You survive.

[Chase]

Huh?

[Grayson]

You always tell me, like, I don't know why you'd want to do that. Country.

[Todd]

What is the country?

[Chase]

All sitting in a dare stein with a fat dip in his mouth and a cold miller lie and a beautiful witch.

[Grayson]

Roll time. Savannah did special forces throwing up off a bridge.

[Chase]

I want to do special forces.

[Todd]

You don't.

[Chase]

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[Todd]

Chase, you cannot told me you struggle surviving if the water gets cold in the shower.

[Chase]

Savannah told me get out of the shower.

[Grayson]

She did a stop at Louis Vuitton in the airport on the way home to help cope. And what the help cope?

[Chase]

Well, I feel like every day is a battle for me so I would be able to do it. I could do it.

[Todd]

What is your biggest struggle?

[Chase]

I'm looking at it.

[Todd]

On that note, tune in to the next episode of Two Sons and Me. Good luck and God bless.

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