Unhinged Jokes FT Mel and Talley | Unhinged & Immoral EP 68

Summary

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Unhinged & Immoral – EP 68: "Unhinged Jokes FT Mel and Tally"

Podcast Hosts: Jamila Bell & Mecca Evans
Guests: Mel Mitchell, Tally Berry
Air Date: May 7, 2026

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Overview

Episode 68 of Unhinged & Immoral is a raucous, wide-ranging "Yap Fest" featuring podcast hosts Jamila and Mecca alongside Mel Mitchell and Tally Berry from the Jokes on You podcast. The crew dives into the deep end of candid comedy: swapping hygiene horror stories, dishing about sex and relationships, riffing on PR-gone-wild, dissecting pandemic memories, exploring Black southern folklore (and spells), all while fielding listener letters about love and self-confidence. The episode is marked by unfiltered, chaotic humor and heartfelt honesty.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Kicking Off the Chaos: Deodorant Disasters and Scented Suffering

• [00:23 – 06:43]
  The group commiserates over the long, painful journey to finding the "right" deodorant, from disastrous early-adopter natural brands to men’s clinical sticks.
  • Mel: "This is going to be a complete, utter mess. Which is exactly what I want." [00:54]
  • Highlights include tales of skin irritation, tragic scabs, and the unholy terror of "blog era R&B" club nights.
  • Mecca sums up: "Honestly, armpit discomfort though, is the easiest way for me to like… not want to go nowhere anymore." [06:28]

2. Body Changes, Aging, and Sex Recalibrated

• [08:03 – 12:41]
  Shifts in hormones, sensitivity, and sexuality after 30. They discuss changing desires, hormonal fluctuations, and the newfound joys and oddities of sex and solo pleasure.
  • Mecca: "Even sexually… she reacts differently now. And I just be like, look at you." [09:58]
  • Tally: "As we age, a lot of crazy things happen with your body. Not even in an 'I'm so old and decrepit' kind of way. Your body just changes." [08:04]

3. The Joys (and Trials) of Masturbation and Privacy

• [13:32 – 16:15]
  Hotel masturbation versus hotel sex, losing vs. reclaiming private pleasure in relationships, and learning to nurture solo sexual relationships.
  • Tally: "Now that I'm… a year, two years removed from living with him—it's dick beating time all the time. It's morphin’ time!" [15:38]
  • Mecca: "You have to have the fat relationship with yourself as well as a regular sex life. Because it's different." [15:08]

4. Pet Antics & Expensive Emergencies

• [22:31 – 34:08] Dogs as family (and sometimes as children): mischievous pets, vet trauma stories, the “musty” Frenchie, and spending limits for emergencies.
  • Jamila: "My childhood dog died at home about a month ago. Rest in peace, Thor. She was 19." [34:08]
  • Tally, about emergency costs: "What is your top number for amount of money you will spend on a dog emergency before you're like, put them down?" [33:59]

5. Pandemic Parallel Lives & Internet Drama

• [17:01– 21:21; 43:16 – 56:41]
  Memories of the 2020 pandemic, Zoom era woes, and changing social justice tides, with reflections on racial tensions and public performativity.
  • Mel, about George Floyd era: "I do miss white people cowering in apologies every time I walk in the room. This is my Cash App, cracker." [18:00]
  • Mecca, on the pandemic: "We had the whole shebang lined up… one month into doing it, the pandemic hit." [17:03]

6. Relationship Red Flags & Black Southern Spirituality

• [41:32 – 78:00]
  Cultural discussion: femicide, family violence, the difference in how society pities men vs. women who commit crimes. Plus, an in-depth look at sex magick, “spells,” and what southern grandmothers used to say.
  • Tally: "They want the story focused on their mental health and what they could have been going through." [51:32]
  • Tally: "The biggest PR campaign is that boys are so stupid. They’re not… The boys be just as southern as we are." [77:38]

Notable Quotes:

• Mel: “You don’t have to kill me. Kill yourself first—and if you survive, then we can talk.” [51:48]
• Mecca: “They pendulum has swung the complete opposite direction now. I do miss white people cowering in apologies every time I walk in the room.” [18:00]

7. Sexual Honesty: Pegging, Rituals, and Power Dynamics

• [81:05 – 93:07]
  A surprisingly raw, hilarious exploration of pegging—why some are into it, Jamila’s experience, detailed mechanics, and the politics of power in sex.
  • Jamila: “I might have fell asleep with the strap on. Straight up.” [93:50]
  • Tally: "I just think boy butt is not sexy… I don’t want to look at any boy butt." [88:40]

8. How to Flirt in the Wild: Listener Letter (#Spinning)

• [95:08 – 111:13]
  A listener, G (25, Charlotte), laments embarrassing DMs and asks for advice on bagging a crush.
  • The group enacts different ways to confidently shoot your shot:
    • "You wanna fuck me, don’t you?"—delivered in each host’s distinct voice ([106:12 and on])
  • Pro tips: use silence, play with eye contact, use humor, and above all—commit with intention.

9. Drinks, Adulthood, and Black Female Camaraderie

• [113:16 – End] A rollicking roundtable on favorite drinks (from scotch to whiskey sours to sugary concoctions), family legacies, and how to embrace being “that bitch” in a bar, club, or networking event.

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Notable Moments & Quotes (w/ Timestamps)

• On public mustiness (and deodorant):
  • Jamila: “I don’t understand how people be musty. Wash it! You know your hourly…” [07:55]
• On pandemic-era pettiness:
  • Mel: “I kind of miss how much I cared… I was checking every white person I followed. You haven’t posted anything!” [18:04]
• On the school shooting story/trauma (movie discussion):
  • Mel: “She locked up a slow kid in the fucking basement… intent.” [59:50]
• On Flirting:
  • Tally: “After a couple drinks… I look and I go, you wanna fuck me, don’t you?” [106:12]
  • Group: Practice their lines, each with a unique vibe—straight, playful, nervous, powerful ([107:27–110:28])
• On rituals/spells and why some men “haunt” you:
  • Tally: “Are you trying to, like, do root work on me? Are you trying to do a spell? He gave a very, like, living-by-the-rules-of-the-fae answer...” [73:07]
• On sexual power:
  • Tally: “Never think that men are so stupid that they're not doing spells. They 100% are.” [77:38]

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Episode Structure & Flow

1. Unscripted Banter: Immediate energy; jokes and off-the-cuff stories with no set agenda.
2. Personal Hygiene Fails: Spur deeply relatable, laugh-out-loud confessions.
3. Sex Life & Body Changes: Honest, witty takes on women’s sexual evolution in their 30s.
4. Pet Parenting: Relatable tales of dog drama and the dollar cost of love.
5. Pandemic & PR shifts: Reflections on social movements, personal growth, and PR performativity.
6. Listener Letter (“Spinning”): Flirtation advice, role-play, and practical feminism.
7. Sexual Experimentation: Pegging stories and sexual authenticity.
8. Closing Riffs: Drinks, adulting, and Black womanhood.

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Style & Tone

• Unfiltered, confessional, “sitting-on-the-couch-with-your-friends” energy.
• Language is frank, occasionally raunchy, and deeply irreverent.
• Humor and boldness set a conversational, nonjudgmental vibe.
• Jokes are frequently undercut by earnest, insightful takes on surviving (and thriving) as Black women in the South and in media.

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Useful For

• Anyone craving candid, joyous, and boundary-pushing Black feminine conversation.
• Listeners dealing with hygiene drama, new relationships, body changes, or learning to flirt as an adult.
• Fans of high-volume, laugh-out-loud, spontaneous storytelling with realness and heart.

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Follow-up:
For advice or to share messy situations, email hingedinmoralpodmail.com, and don’t miss their Patreon content.

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“You want to fuck me, don’t you?” – The most powerful flirt in the arsenal, as demonstrated by all four hosts with style unique to their own flavor.
[106:12–110:14]

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Transcript

[Tally Berry]

She flowing in that cash hall Walk in the booth like Naomi on the catwalk and tell them bitches whoop, whoop from the jaguar it ain't even right

[Mel Mitchell]

though Push me and I might go

[Tally Berry]

she ain't getting money I'm like, what the fuck a hype for when them bitches bite flow make my appetite go poof gone Voila. Magic looking mad good just to pull

[Mel Mitchell]

up on them rampant well, what's up?

[Tally Berry]

What's up, y'?

[Jamila]

All?

[Mel Mitchell]

Welcome back to Unhinged Immoral. We are doing something obviously that you guys have been requesting for 18 fucking years straight. We got the jokes on you girls gangs on here.

[Jamila]

Wait. Jokes on you. Unhinged Jokes on you.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

Immoral, Immoral jokes.

[Tally Berry]

Immoral Jokes on you, on you, comma, unhinged.

[Mel Mitchell]

Maybe we'll work out the details later. It's a worker.

[Mecca]

That's so sweet. Life of Hannah Montana, you know?

[Jamila]

You feel what I'm saying?

[Tally Berry]

No, I love it.

[Mel Mitchell]

And you know, we have no topics picked out. We have no prepared questions. This is going to be a complet. Complete, utter mess. Which is exactly what I want.

[Mecca]

I'm so excited.

[Jamila]

Exactly.

[Mecca]

Yap Fest 2026. This is what the people have been looking for.

[Tally Berry]

We should have a conference. Yap Fest.

[Mecca]

A yes.

[Tally Berry]

A yap friends.

[Mecca]

A yap Friends.

[Jamila]

And get all the biggest talkers on the floor.

[Tally Berry]

Just all the yappers.

[Mel Mitchell]

That would be a loud ass room.

[Mecca]

I can't wait. Yeah, it's about to get very crazy up in this bitch. So where we gonna start, friends?

[Jamila]

Well, we were. Everybody is sober, by the way. We have not taken anything.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cuz, you know, they're quick to think that we're drunk. Funny. Girls are only ever funny when we're.

[Tally Berry]

Well, I almost had me a little cocktail. I wasn't gonna hold you. Okay. Period. And then I was like, no, I need raw uncle. I just need it pure.

[Mel Mitchell]

Have you ever been accused of being on that cocaine? Cause you're so jacked one time.

[Tally Berry]

Well, no, I can't tell that. That's not all my business to tell, but yes.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, okay.

[Tally Berry]

Remember we went to MJQ and we were dancing and then it was like, where you guys get your coke from? And we were like, whoa, whoa.

[Mel Mitchell]

Is MJQ still in business?

[Tally Berry]

Huh?

[Mel Mitchell]

Is MJ Q still in the business?

[Tally Berry]

They've renamed it.

[Mecca]

I haven't been there since that night.

[Tally Berry]

The one I'm like, it's called something else now. I was just there the other night because I hadn't seen that the Groove had been doing parties in a long time, and so I went with Brit, and it was. They was having, like, a blog era R and B night, which, in my mind, I knew what it was gonna be.

[Mecca]

Blog era R and B, though, I don't get it.

[Jamila]

What does it mean?

[Tally Berry]

Nothing. So when in my mind, I'm like, this is gonna be like Tumblr era R and B. Jhenei Aiko, shit like that.

[Mecca]

Like Frank, like the Trey Songz remixes.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, shit like that. So in my mind, there it is.

[Jamila]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, in my mind, I knew what it was gonna be before I got there. But it wasn't that. When I got there, it was giving very, like, I only wear natural deodorant blacks in there. Ooh, the worst. And I was like, no, it is the worst. Must be in here. And I was like, oh, no, I got to get the fuck out of here. I can't participate in this. But MJQ is still mjq. I think they. But it's called something else, like, legally now. Cause MJQ is now at some natural deodorants.

[Mel Mitchell]

Be good, y'.

[Jamila]

All.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's right. They give everything.

[Mecca]

Lumi's good. The rest of them, I can't vouch for.

[Jamila]

Some of them natural deodorants be decent on me.

[Tally Berry]

I smell like a coney.

[Mecca]

But like, that first period, that first generation of natural deodorants was tired once they started mastering the formula. Then it got good, that first batch.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I think everybody should have had to experience it. So you can know to never do that.

[Mecca]

No, literally, it was the crystal one. I had tried the crystal one. I got it. I was like, yeah, this is gonna be so. It was Mother's Day. I was so musty. I think I filled up the whole car.

[Jamila]

Now I will say I have. When I was a kid, I had sensitive underarms. I used to get, like, ingrown hairs, all that type of shit. My mama, before they were in Target. I'm talking long before they were in Target, she used to order native deodorant for back when it was. They only had, like, two flavors. They were like the only all natural deodorant. And we used to get that shit sent to us.

[Tally Berry]

She was ahead of the curve.

[Jamila]

Way ahead.

[Mecca]

When they.

[Jamila]

I know now they're in Target. They changed the formula, formula up and all that. But, like, back in the day. I'm talking when I was in middle school, I used native for a long time, and they were always good. That's why she liked it. Cause she was like, you're ripe. Though sometimes she would be like, you just gonna have to suffer.

[Tally Berry]

Native was good for me, smell wise. But something about it irritated my skin so bad, it irritated that too.

[Mel Mitchell]

I had to body wash.

[Tally Berry]

I couldn't. That's like, I do keep that deodorant, like, just in my suitcase. So, like, if I'm traveling and I run out or I didn't bring it, like, I'll have that. But it irritated. Now me, I want to go back to Tussie.

[Mecca]

I would say I started with Tussie old school.

[Tally Berry]

I just can't find it.

[Mecca]

I got a little younger than me.

[Mel Mitchell]

I tried Tussie, but I like a secret. The secret's really good.

[Mecca]

And then I was dove.

[Mel Mitchell]

I just tried salt and stone. Cause it smelled good. Let me tell you about that salt and stone. It ain't nothing but a lick, so it smells wonderful. It does not protect you from sweat. Not in the slightest.

[Jamila]

Sometimes you need that aluminum.

[Tally Berry]

I use Mitchum Men.

[Mecca]

I'm about to say the green container.

[Tally Berry]

I have not had a problem.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, listen, Old Spice, Vanilla. Hello, my girl.

[Tally Berry]

Cause I braid and my arms are directly.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause now you get to doing this a couple times.

[Jamila]

You know what?

[Tally Berry]

One time I said this on our podcast. I saw a client wince at me, and I said, hey, am I busty? Hey? And she was like, girl. No. And she still wouldn't turn her head towards me. I said, oh. I said.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause once you get to.

[Tally Berry]

I said, turn me right into me ever.

[Mecca]

See, I had a friend in undergrad, freshman year, who was like, yeah, I only wear men's deodorant, blah, blah, blah. But she would be so musty. And I was like, I would never wear men's deodorant.

[Tally Berry]

Which deodorant was she wearing?

[Mel Mitchell]

I think she was probably just.

[Tally Berry]

It must have been Speed Stick. Cause Speed Stick.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, yeah, that ain't nothing to me.

[Mecca]

Speed Stick, literally the one from Dollar Tree. I've been buying clinical for years, and I would get the Speed Stick from Dollar Tree, and that'd be my best deodorant. It was good.

[Jamila]

Degree men was good for a long time for me. Not no more.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't know what's.

[Mecca]

And then I. Like, there was a Mitchum, but they stopped selling it. Cause it. It turns your armpits black.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, and I can hear that.

[Mecca]

But it was the best deodorant. It was like their clinical strength. It would sizzle a little bit when you put it on.

[Tally Berry]

That's why I allow you that's why

[Mel Mitchell]

I was going through a whole.

[Mecca]

I'll take a black underarm if I'm

[Mel Mitchell]

not getting chemically burned.

[Mecca]

I was.

[Tally Berry]

It got me some glycolic acid.

[Mecca]

A scab would grow a scab.

[Tally Berry]

That's killer.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's why you wasn't sweating, bitch.

[Tally Berry]

You climbed. Put it back on the shelves, Mitchell.

[Mecca]

My knee. Put sweat.

[Tally Berry]

Put sweat glass, bitch.

[Mecca]

I need that shit.

[Jamila]

Hell no.

[Mecca]

That was the best deodorant. And I learned the trick. I put. And then to mask the burn, I put a little bit of dust spray to moisturize afterwards, and I was fine.

[Tally Berry]

You just sitting there air frying your shit for sure.

[Mecca]

That's why my shit black now.

[Tally Berry]

Honestly, armpit discomfort, though, is the easiest way for me to like. Really? That's like. Could be my 12th right up against my 13th reason I'm going on my armpits. I don't even wanna go nowhere no more. I don't wanna go outside. I don't wanna put no shirt on. I don't wanna put no bra on.

[Mecca]

I don't play like that.

[Tally Berry]

Cause having big giant tits, your bras cut up right up under your armpit, so. And then I gotta burn it.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, that's too much as a new big titty girl.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, well, it's not like a.

[Mecca]

It's a scab, so it's not like a. It's a sizzle when you first put it on there. Then it's a scab as it grows on there.

[Tally Berry]

Is this you selling it to me?

[Mel Mitchell]

So what's growing? The deodorant is growing on you?

[Jamila]

I don't know.

[Mecca]

Man's trying to convince us to have

[Jamila]

chemical pills, a chemical burning.

[Mecca]

But that was the best deodorant I ever had. Like, as far as my sweat, it had my sweat and my spelling together. Like, I've never. No one's ever smelled me be musty. Cause I stay on it like, once

[Mel Mitchell]

I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you got to. I have like. Cause let me tell you, when you

[Tally Berry]

was on set with Carol, I got close.

[Mecca]

I said, somebody was musty on that set. Now, I don't know if it was y'.

[Tally Berry]

All.

[Mel Mitchell]

Hope not.

[Jamila]

Hey, let me be honest.

[Mecca]

I was at that point, I said,

[Jamila]

one of them days, I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom and do a little ho bath right quick. I said, wait, hold on.

[Tally Berry]

It get musty on the bathroom.

[Mel Mitchell]

I brought my items. I said, because I already know I'm gonna be here long term. And as soon as we got to right before lunch, I said, let me go in. Woo woo do do. Just so I'm in the clear, I

[Mecca]

had a washcloth from the hotel in my bathroom.

[Tally Berry]

Hello, hello, hello.

[Mecca]

You not gonna catch me. Or at the very least some I be in that public bathroom in their.

[Jamila]

And that's why at our age, I don't understand how people be musty. Because it's like, watch it. You know your, you know your hourly

[Mel Mitchell]

and you know your output.

[Tally Berry]

But I think girls, as we age cause a lot of crazy things happen with your body. Just. And not even in a like, oh, I'm so old and decrepit kind of way. Your body is just changing hormones as you get in your 30s. Like, your body is changing smells. Something weird happened with my eyelid the other day. I'm a very rough face washer. Just like, I have really bad anxiety. So sometimes if I had a bad day, which I need to talk to the lady about. But in the shower, like, I will rub my eyes.

[Mel Mitchell]

You be in there like stoney off and set it off a little bit. A little bit.

[Mecca]

See, this why I don't wash my face in the shower. Because I know I'm gonna slip and fall and hit my head and die.

[Tally Berry]

Well, that's different.

[Mecca]

But yes, that's also my biggest fear.

[Tally Berry]

That's also a fear. But no, I rub my eyes.

[Mel Mitchell]

You just don't move your feet.

[Mecca]

Yeah, sure, I rub my eyes.

[Mel Mitchell]

So crazy.

[Tally Berry]

And it's like, this is normal for me. Cause I do that. Remember in It's Complicated where Meryl Streep went to see the doctor. Cause she's like, this eyelid is just drooping. It's just drooping so bad. The inner fold of my eyelid drooped into my eye to where I could see it. I thought I had something in my eyes. See my eyelid. And then when I went and looked in the mirror, I said, I said, ah. And I said, you know what? You're too old for this now. You're gonna have crepe paper on your fucking eyelids if you don't.

[Mel Mitchell]

What the hell is that?

[Tally Berry]

Like, it's gonna be thin and papery and like so like it took like four days for me to skincare it back into position. Like, this is recent. This is like last week. It's like four days for me to like eye cream, retinol, blah, blah, blah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Baby, I be serious about it.

[Tally Berry]

I slept with the dochi tape on cause. Oh, fuck no. Oh no.

[Mecca]

But the girls fucking play doh your eyelid back together.

[Tally Berry]

The girls are not paying attention to the changes in their body is my point. You're too old to be not.

[Mecca]

Oh, no, I pay attention. Fat Ma changing. She like different stuff now.

[Tally Berry]

I found the gray hair in your pussy now.

[Mecca]

That I can't deal with.

[Mel Mitchell]

I said now. Wait a minute. Now that I can't relate to now.

[Jamila]

Wait.

[Mecca]

She's still young. Young ho. But she do different things.

[Tally Berry]

Young ho.

[Mecca]

Even sexually. She reacts differently sexually now. And I just be like, look at you.

[Mel Mitchell]

You like sex more now.

[Mecca]

It's different. I'm not super. Like, me moving in with my partner I thought would be super fucky fucky. And it's literally not.

[Jamila]

It don't be fucky fucky.

[Mecca]

It's not fucky fucky at all. Like, literally. And this is tmi, but when we first got together, the first weekend I spent with him, like, when I went to go see him in his apartment that weekend from Friday to Sunday, we had sex 21 times.

[Jamila]

Yeah, that's. That's how it goes.

[Tally Berry]

That's fine.

[Jamila]

21 times a weekend, seven times a day, literally 24 hours, every three hours.

[Mecca]

Hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch. Just hunch and live together. It's like, we have sex tonight, maybe Thursday. Okay, let's roll over, go to sleep.

[Tally Berry]

Wow.

[Mecca]

But then sometimes, like, I be like, you know what? I do love sex. This is amazing.

[Tally Berry]

I could have a little bit today. A little cock. Yeah. Me and you locked in. I love cock. I love cock.

[Mel Mitchell]

I love cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.

[Tally Berry]

I was hunching.

[Jamila]

Shout out to Megan. Thee stallion.

[Mecca]

Good old piece of sex.

[Tally Berry]

She was making noise.

[Mel Mitchell]

Listen, black woman who say cock. That's fun.

[Tally Berry]

You said she was making noise.

[Mecca]

She was making noise. She not usually a noisy girl.

[Tally Berry]

Not you, not you, not you. Made it fun. Come on. Squelch, squelch. A little fall. She was talking bad.

[Mecca]

So she be into different stuff now.

[Tally Berry]

That's right.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

I think my coochie has gotten better, but she's temperamental. Like, sometimes, like, I'll be mentally horny, and my coochie will be like, put a dick over here.

[Mecca]

See what happens.

[Mel Mitchell]

Ooh. But then y' all be having conflict.

[Tally Berry]

Cause I'd be like, in my mind, I'm like, I know I want to have sex. Like, my coochie is like, the park. You sure closed. No, but then when I'm ready to have sex, it's like, hey, girl, did little Timmy fall down the well? What do you see? Like, what is going on here?

[Jamila]

You know, during ovulation that as I age, that fucked me up. My body wants me to have a baby so bad, I'd be leaking. I'm like, whoa.

[Mecca]

Leaking is.

[Mel Mitchell]

I be looking to go, whoa.

[Mecca]

So when you say leaking, I'm just very interested in other women's vaginal anatomy. Me and Tally talk about this probably way too much. We can draw each other from memory.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

So mine is a little oyster. It's a little clam that's closed so mine doesn't leave. When I see, like, the girls dripping to the floor on porn, I said, my coochie don't do that because it's closed. So you have an open.

[Jamila]

I see what you're saying.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, were you saying that, like, colloquially,

[Jamila]

like, I. I'm very. Like, I be in the bathroom wiping myself, like, and it just slipped. Yeah, like.

[Tally Berry]

Like, whoa. I didn't even know what I was going on down there during ovulation, like, that type of.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, I don't have.

[Tally Berry]

Like, I've told you, I don't have a super, super cooch. Like, that's just not my jam. But during ovulation, I'd be like, I don't know who this is down here.

[Mecca]

Who coochie? This is who coochie.

[Tally Berry]

This is him.

[Jamila]

Got a mind of a song.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, sure do.

[Mel Mitchell]

Truly baby making. I was feral.

[Mecca]

I went to this weekend past weekend, I went to. To San Francisco. It's supposed to be like this whole thing with.

[Jamila]

We saw you were at the Raven House.

[Mecca]

Yes. So we were supposed to be like, it was supposed to be a brand trip with redacted brand and redacted comedian. It was supposed to be like a whole content capture thing, but it ended up not flushing out like that. Cuz I was like, y', all, man, I got a really cool email today. I can't tell y' all about it right now. It ended up that his team was like, ah, I don't know if we want to do all that.

[Jamila]

Fine.

[Mecca]

But they were like, you can still come though. We got a hotel.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I was like, well, yeah, of

[Tally Berry]

course I'm still come San Francisco as well.

[Mecca]

St. Regis. I was like, I'm gonna set my day up. I rode the little train. Shit. Went to the Raven House. Whatever. I had me some food. I got me some drinks. I was literally feeling like Queen Latifah. I was like, I'm get me this. I'm gonna get me a little steak. And I got in that room and I was like, you know what I'm gonna do? Got to beat my dick I'm gonna beat my dick. Yeah, I'm gonna beat my dick in here.

[Mel Mitchell]

You bring your rolls away.

[Mecca]

I didn't bring none of my materials. I said. So you had to have the old school.

[Tally Berry]

Old school, baby.

[Mecca]

My hand was so tired. Like I had to like I had to lay on my stomach and try to hump my hand. Say, I can't do this. I was so I went the night the shower was nice at that sexy ass. Like water rain shower. And it had a water. What you call. I was like, maybe I can try that. If the pressure wasn't hit and I went to the.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause the pressure does have to be right.

[Mecca]

The pressure gotta be right. Then the mouth. I was like, I can do old school. I can go tubby under the faucet. Under the faucet.

[Mel Mitchell]

So you're walking around like, nah.

[Tally Berry]

No, literally.

[Mel Mitchell]

Damn it.

[Mecca]

I can't get was such an awkward position. Like say this is the tub. Instead of the faucet being right here in the.

[Jamila]

Where your legs in the air.

[Mecca]

It was on the side of the tub.

[Tally Berry]

The St. Regis finna send your ass.

[Mel Mitchell]

I know exactly where it's at.

[Jamila]

You was front facing forward.

[Mecca]

That's usually how it is. Like a tub is like. You know, the faucets in the front.

[Mel Mitchell]

They put the side.

[Tally Berry]

Oh. So you really gotta fold yourself literally. Like.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

Contorting.

[Mecca]

And then the pressure. The pressure was only right at the hottest setting. I said, I will burn.

[Mel Mitchell]

You gonna burn your shit out and

[Jamila]

you're gonna get numb your armpits.

[Tally Berry]

I can't take too long.

[Jamila]

You can't do that.

[Mecca]

So I was like, you know what? So I had to dry off like a goddamn idiot and get in the bed and just hand it and just watch it go handy handy once I got there. Worth it.

[Jamila]

You probably slept really good, man.

[Tally Berry]

I love a hotel fap. I really do.

[Mecca]

Like that's up there. May even be better than a hotel sex.

[Tally Berry]

Even when I'm at a hotel with a man. Go find you something to do for like an hour and a half.

[Mecca]

Yeah, let me when that boy in a game.

[Mel Mitchell]

Let me get to know myself again.

[Mecca]

You have to have the fat relationship with yourself as well as a regular sex life. Because it's different.

[Tally Berry]

Nothing like I lost it in my last relationship. My last relationship. I think because, you know. And no shade to him. But everybody like and how they feel about sex is different. And I think that I didn't want to masturbate so much. Cause you remember that cracker jack ass apartment we lived in? At Cracker Jack Box. I can't do nothing by myself in here. And him being a man and being the man he was. You see me touching myself, he want to be involved. And I'm like, yo, like, this is

[Mecca]

our kind of self.

[Tally Berry]

This is kind of just like, by myself. So I just opted out of it for such a long time. And then. So now that I'm. What is it, a year now? Two years removed from living with him. It's dick beating time all the time. It's morphin time. Every time I come, I'mma beating my dick.

[Mecca]

I'mma beating my dick.

[Tally Berry]

It's like living with a man in such a small space. It's like, it's still my coochie, but it's like somebody got invested in this.

[Mecca]

It's kind of like it's both of us.

[Tally Berry]

It's like both of them.

[Mecca]

No, literally.

[Tally Berry]

God damn.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, do you want some of this right now? I could go for a little bit.

[Tally Berry]

It's like trying to. Like when kids be like, my mama, let me have that.

[Mecca]

I like coochie. It's not even hot.

[Tally Berry]

It's not even spicy to me.

[Mel Mitchell]

I do it all the time, brother.

[Jamila]

Yeah, I'm crying. Okay, so that's all right.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was an intro.

[Tally Berry]

What an introduction. I got it. I know. Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

We didn't even say names. We just got right to the coochie.

[Tally Berry]

That's how it works.

[Jamila]

Yes. That's what we doing, too. Well, y' all have a podcast.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes.

[Jamila]

And it's called jokes on YouTube.

[Mecca]

Jokes on YouTube very similarly chaotic.

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Mecca]

We talk about coochie at length as well.

[Tally Berry]

But how long have y' all been doing the.

[Mecca]

Six years, pre pandemic. Actually, Pandemic kind of ruined our momentum. Cause, like, before niggas was out here potting like that, we had a podcast, we had a studio. It was so cute. It was perfect. Literally exactly one month into doing it, doing the podcast, the pandemic hit.

[Mel Mitchell]

Damn.

[Mecca]

We had the whole shebang lined up. It was perfectly. This is before, like, Vertical videos was even hot. We was putting rectangle clips up, little portrait, Literally. So.

[Tally Berry]

And the pandemic said, wait right there, Snatchy.

[Mecca]

We was doing the shit on Zoom for a minute.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

Damn. There was a Zoom era.

[Mel Mitchell]

Damn.

[Jamila]

I had a whole documentary club during the pandemic on Zoom. I might bring that back.

[Tally Berry]

You should.

[Mecca]

But shit on Zoom because it's like we had our little Zoom parties.

[Tally Berry]

Yep.

[Mecca]

Yeah, it was weird. Remember that?

[Tally Berry]

They hacked our Zoom and called us monkeys and stuff.

[Mecca]

And they Called us monkeys and niggers. And it was like, during the George Floyd era, and they all changed their abbeys to George Floyd.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm like, what's wrong with white? People are really obsessed with George Floyd. They are. That's like, their comeback for everything. It's like, do y' all think we. We, like, praise this nigga or something? Like, he's Jesus. He's just dead. I don't know what I learned from

[Mecca]

that woke era, because the pendulum has swung the complete opposite direction now. I do miss white people cowering in

[Mel Mitchell]

apologies every time I walk in the room.

[Jamila]

This is my cash app, cracker.

[Mel Mitchell]

It got really crazy. I was also really crazy in that time, and I kind of missed how much I cared. Cause it's like, I've gotten myself. I'm just so like, you niggas don't give a fuck no more. But I remember distinctly in that time period, I was like, checking every white person I followed. I was like, you haven't posted anything. Let's do something about that. I was really vocal.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

And mind you, I would do that. And they'd be like, yes, ma'. Am. And they would post that shit.

[Mecca]

They were so scared.

[Mel Mitchell]

They were so vulnerable. It was like, post some shit, bitch. Like, do you care?

[Mecca]

Where's your black square?

[Mel Mitchell]

Hello?

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

Why was there?

[Tally Berry]

I was still looking at your white face.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was looking at every white person's ass that went to high school with me. And it was. And I just. I had an ego trip. But it was so fun. But it was also like, yeah, exactly, bitch.

[Mecca]

I was that person about the pandemic as a whole. And it was really just me projecting. Cause I was mad. I couldn't be outside because I have asthma and I live with my 60 plus mom at the time. So, like, oh, wow. Y' all really outside of compound during

[Tally Berry]

a pandemic shitting you not.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was Mel.

[Mecca]

Wow. Y' all really outsider.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's crazy.

[Mecca]

Couldn't be me.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was me. Mel would have hated me so bad.

[Jamila]

I was trapped. I was on them $50 flights.

[Mel Mitchell]

Y' all were bad.

[Mecca]

The girls were having a blast.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was terrified.

[Mecca]

I was so jealous.

[Mel Mitchell]

I just couldn't believe that nobody was scared.

[Mecca]

No, I was scared as well. And that was me also projecting that I was just too scared. No one gave a fuck, and they would.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was like, hello, Covid.

[Mecca]

Come back and then go back outside.

[Jamila]

So here's the thing. I'm convinced I had it before. We knew what it was same. It went. We found out what it was, remember, like, officially in, like, 20. March of 2020 is when the world shut down. But you guys, November, COVID 19. In New Year's, it was December of 2019. Me and my ex, we were supposed to go on a ski trip. And it was Christmas break. I was at Towson. I worked at Nordstrom. I took the whole week off that the trip. Felt the trip fell through. But that whole week, I happened to get super sick. I remember laying in this nigga bed. Like, I've never been this sick in my life. I was calling my mama. I was dog shit sick and got better. Covid comes out. I'm looking at the symptoms, and, oh, I had that. Oh, that's shivers, chills, throwing up, all this shit. I'm like.

[Tally Berry]

And then it would kind of leave and then come back. Like, when I got sick, it was around the time that I was in that wedding. I was like, I don't even know. I barely made it down the aisle. That's how sick I was. Like, around that time, Covid, when it,

[Jamila]

like, that first round, you literally could not move. So I did have an abuse, and

[Tally Berry]

the cough lasted forever.

[Jamila]

I had an appreciation for how people was getting really sick because, like, I just remember laying in his bed being like, good thing I don't have to go to work, because I wouldn't be able to go.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

Cause you got sick.

[Jamila]

Because I got sick.

[Mecca]

That was a very spooky time. And I think about it, it's like a fever dream.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

And, like.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause it went by so fast, and I'm like, wait, what?

[Mecca]

I'm looking like.

[Tally Berry]

It's. That was just happened.

[Mecca]

We gonna blink. And that was like, that's crazy. Seven years ago.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's insane. It's insane.

[Mecca]

And that. And I think that also, like, fucked up my transition to, like, being betrothed. Cause, like, had I known that was my last time outside. I met my husband on Twitter during the pandemic.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

Oh, wow.

[Mecca]

That's crazy. Me and Charlie were just fucking around on the timeline, just laughing, and just, like, he had posted a picture, and I was like, ooh, hey, boo. Cause I would do that with Twitter pictures all the time.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was my job.

[Jamila]

That's how I used to treat TikTok. Before the block got hot, I used to listen.

[Mecca]

Now the girl.

[Tally Berry]

I never done no TikTok flirting.

[Mel Mitchell]

Really.

[Mecca]

By the time TikTok got high, I was already in the relationship.

[Mel Mitchell]

Danny was the pro.

[Jamila]

Because the thing was, the fine was posting videos.

[Tally Berry]

Let me tell you, laid up with something so crazy. During the goddamn pandemic. I was laid up with a. Let me tell you something. I was laid up with a complete and total fucking banshee moose ass nigga. This is the.

[Jamila]

I thought we were saying he was fine.

[Tally Berry]

No, no, he's not ugly, but he ain't that fine. To make up for how he's Prism

[Mecca]

is doing some heavy lifting.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, he's just light. He wasn't really that fine in height, but he had. Well, I ain't gonna get no big giant cockspit monkey horses penis. Yeah, but I don't do it. I was laid up with something so crazy during the pandemic, I ain't even, wasn't even paying attention.

[Mel Mitchell]

You wasn't even trying to play those games.

[Tally Berry]

I tried to see one nigga outside of that nigga and got accused of wanting to suck neighbor dick.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, yeah, ok. Yeah, I too was put up during the pandemic, but not in a good way. It was like. Well, I. And I got pregnant just like half of the world.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, you do got a baby.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes.

[Tally Berry]

You got pregnant as hell. Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

But now it's done, it's over with. He's five, he grown. Praise the Lord.

[Tally Berry]

He doing taxes.

[Jamila]

You know what I'm saying?

[Mel Mitchell]

We have conversations and talk back. I said, you know what?

[Mecca]

That was great.

[Mel Mitchell]

This makes so much sense. I couldn't imagine having a newborn right the fuck now.

[Mecca]

Ooh, Jesus.

[Mel Mitchell]

Hello.

[Jamila]

You know, everybody got.

[Tally Berry]

Everybody got a baby.

[Mecca]

I know, I just thought about that. I was like, how you trying to have a baby? Maybe about two years. I keep pushing it back. Every year I push it back.

[Mel Mitchell]

But this is why it's a whole different thing. You're going to be married, that's a whole different shape.

[Mecca]

I'm getting married, it's going to be a whole different thing. But again, I need some, like a nanny or some shit. Because the way this dog beats my ass. Yeah, I need somebody to come get.

[Mel Mitchell]

Somebody sent him to school, he needs

[Mecca]

to go to some kind. I told her, I said he needs to go to. Damn near. I need like the Maury, the boot camp Maury episodes need to come.

[Tally Berry]

If Jojo wasn't so big, I would say. Cause Jojo, when he plays with other dogs, Jojo, as bad as he is, be like, you sit your fucking ass down.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

And don't move. That's how my dog is.

[Mecca]

But Jojo tries to fight every. Literally today I had.

[Jamila]

His name is Cardi.

[Mecca]

His name is Cardi. Yes, for Cartier. And I have to.

[Jamila]

It could have been for Anyone pin

[Mecca]

him with my neck, my knees against the wall so he doesn't try to fight the fucking Labrador that just walked

[Mel Mitchell]

into the goddamn dog park. Yeah, he's gonna have to go to school training.

[Mecca]

He's a cocker spaniel.

[Jamila]

Oh, he wants to be nice and good.

[Mecca]

No, no, they're bad.

[Tally Berry]

As a auntie to Cardi.

[Mecca]

I think he's fine.

[Tally Berry]

I think he's fine. He's a sweet boy. He got a lot of energy.

[Mecca]

He's sweet. He's just very rambunctious. And he pisses everywhere.

[Mel Mitchell]

And that's easy to fix. You just gotta take him to school. Cause that was gonna. I was like, that's what type of bad. Like, is he like, he's not gonna bite you? I was gonna say that's fine.

[Tally Berry]

He's not a biter.

[Mecca]

But it's kind of like having a toddler.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, I feel like for sure. How old is he?

[Mecca]

He's about to be five.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay.

[Mecca]

Like, half right? Five is crazy. He grown a toddler. Like, I feel the same way. And I feel like, dang, like, I see why people. This is crazy.

[Tally Berry]

Go ahead.

[Mel Mitchell]

Now I'm interested.

[Mecca]

Can't regulate their emotions and pop their kids.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

It takes real restraint to.

[Tally Berry]

It does.

[Mecca]

Yeah. Like you're. Because you're frustrated.

[Mel Mitchell]

It really does.

[Jamila]

And you're constantly.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know how many times I've been like,

[Tally Berry]

I be booing my dog. He hates that shit.

[Mecca]

I boo him.

[Tally Berry]

And I point. I boo the fuck out of Jojo. Because the whole time I've had Jojo, I kind of have like, compartmentalized how big he really is. That's a big ass dog.

[Mecca]

Her dog is a dog.

[Mel Mitchell]

Isn't.

[Tally Berry]

He's a pit lab mix.

[Mel Mitchell]

I love a pit lab.

[Mecca]

I think he's like 80 pounds.

[Tally Berry]

And he thinks he's, I think, the lap dogs. But JoJo will do something so bad sometimes that, like, if I start yelling at you, you know what I'm saying?

[Mel Mitchell]

You big.

[Tally Berry]

And I'm here by myself. And I'm not scared of the dog. That's still an animal. You know what I'm saying?

[Mel Mitchell]

You do have to keep that in mind.

[Tally Berry]

I point and boo at that nigga so crazy. And he be so shamed with that to it. I'd be like, boo, you fucking stink, boo. And then he just go lay in the corner. Cause I booed him so bad.

[Jamila]

Cause what the hell.

[Mecca]

Yeah, I boo my little brother too, Boo. Boo.

[Jamila]

I'm a black mama. I just raised. Me and Flex go together.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, yeah. I had to throw a shoe at JoJo. So crazy. He was in the backyard. And I'm not even a shoe thrower. This nigga in the backyard. I'm up on deck. He down in the thing. I hear him just start barking crazy. I think he see a squirrel or something. No, no. He's trying to kill Terrence, the neighborhood cat. Terrence is in our backyard? No, not Terrence. Terrence in our backyard. Terrence done scaled the fence to get away from JoJo. JoJo don't realize his body don't do that. So he trying to climb the fence to get to Terrence about to hurt himself. I said, stop, and I threw that fucking shoe at that nigga. He said, he. Cause he never had a shoe thrown at him before. I never stop.

[Mecca]

Don't forget your first shoe.

[Tally Berry]

I said, get your ass up here.

[Jamila]

Get your first shoe.

[Tally Berry]

Cardi.

[Mecca]

Not Kelly because he's little, but he. Because he had an accident with a bigger dog. And the dog. We have the dog area. A dog bit him, and, like, the teeth, like, hooked. He had to get surgery. It was a whole thing. He wore a comb for, like, a month. It was awful. So now every time we see a big dog, you like, what? What's up? And I'm like, cardi, you have to call.

[Tally Berry]

You have got to stop.

[Mecca]

You have to stop.

[Jamila]

He said, mile would never be embarrassed.

[Mel Mitchell]

A dog was attacked like that, and it got so bad. And he's a Frenchie. When I tell you I thought the baby was gone. She texted me, was like, milo was attacked. And I was like, well, what happened? She was like, they went outside, and they didn't have a fence at this time, but they were in their backyard, and some random dog got loose and came to their backyard. And, like. And it was a picture. And, you know, some pits got that lock, and so was on him bad and, you know, a friendship.

[Mecca]

Once the teeth hooked, once they get

[Mel Mitchell]

him off, and they couldn't get him off. Her husband had to get that gun and shot the dog. Oh, no.

[Mecca]

That's what Dwayne said. He was like, had I had my gun, I would have shot that dog.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, because it's really that serious. Like, you could kill it. So the dog, I don't even think he fully shot. I think he kind of shot that dog, but it also kind of ricocheted and shot their dog a little bit. So they were like. They literally had to rush him to the doggy hospital. So traumatic. No, it was very traumatic. Like, she's texting me, and when she's telling me. I was like, the baby was attacked by a dog and shot.

[Tally Berry]

I'm like, jesus.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm like, mind you, I'm just like, oh, the poor baby.

[Mecca]

You know, the vet bill was $5,000, man.

[Tally Berry]

I hate that fucking vet.

[Mecca]

So the vet survived.

[Mel Mitchell]

I can't believe that baby survived.

[Mecca]

Cause y' all just have to take the baby.

[Tally Berry]

When Jojo got. My dog got hit by a car a couple years ago. Damn, mind you, I was in the street. Not because. Because the latch. So I always live in old ass. Like pre war apartment buildings. Like, I live in old. Cause I just like the character of it as my jam.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I really do want to do that.

[Tally Berry]

And I like to live near the park. I love being in midtown. I had this apartment. I told the fucking HOA lady Susan that the shit wasn't clicking when you would close it, right? And so my dog will nose his way out of any sort of gate or door or anything if it's even remotely open. And so she had told me that she had gotten the latch fixed. And so I said, okay. So normally Jojo, go out there to the front, use the bathroom. I'm sitting in the little tables. That's out there. This nigga knows the gate open is right there near the intersection of Piedmont and 10th. Right there in the gate room.

[Mel Mitchell]

I would say right in the gate.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, right over, but like right at that entrance of the park, kind of like where the playscape is for the children. He's in the street at the. Originally, it wasn't that many cars in the street. So I'm like, jojo, get back here. This nigga acting like the Grinch.

[Mel Mitchell]

All right, all right.

[Tally Berry]

Like, the only thing we playing, he doing that shit on the street.

[Mecca]

He's in danger.

[Tally Berry]

I'm screaming, nigga, stop. Fucking Acura comes. Of course, it wasn't Acura, but Acura creams my baby. The blood curdling scream that you heard in the street. I said, and I'm black and screaming. These crackers don't give a fuck what's his. White people on the street, but they

[Jamila]

didn't give a fuck about the dog.

[Tally Berry]

They didn't even see the dog. They just saw me screaming. So they pass at me like, oh, okay. Black lady screaming, cool.

[Jamila]

They see everybody down the street.

[Tally Berry]

Jojo lays in the street for a minute. Cars see him. So they go around him. He pops up. I said, and so he limps his

[Mecca]

dumb ass back over to me.

[Tally Berry]

I pick him up. I say, oh, llama, baby. I'm on the phone with any nigga I've ever met in my life. Like llama baby got hit by a car. I had no money. I said, send me somebody to hit my baby with the car I got. Please kiss my baby, man. The black lady doctor at fucking Village. Vets emergency people.

[Mecca]

I'd have had to go to them too.

[Tally Berry]

She had her little ponytail. She said, now how the dog get hit by a car? I said, look, ma', am, it wasn't my ponytail. Bitch, fix my dog, fix my dog. Whatever. I'm a victim. So fast forward to this year I'm braided hair. This nigga has a full on allergic reaction to something that I've put on his skin. He has some sort of like flaky skin thing going on. So I ordered some spray. The spray done made my baby's eyes damn near swollen shut. His mouth and snout is red. So I got like five braids left on a client. But you know, five braids can take a. My client is like, I can come back tomorrow. I'm snotting on top of this lady head. I said, I'm gonna finish your braids, but I gotta get my baby to the vet. I take baby to the vet. Same doctor. She said, what you doing in this dog? What you got going on over there? She's a respectful parent. She says, so this is the car, right? I said, look, I said, it's spray.

[Mel Mitchell]

I spray.

[Tally Berry]

And he had an allergic reaction. She was like, well, did you try giving him a Benadryl? I said, have you seen him? I said, did you try giving him a Benadryl? He's 90 fucking pounds. No, I didn't try. I can't. When I say jojo will eat around a pill.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was gonna say, bitch, have you ever tried to give a dog a pill?

[Mecca]

Bitch, dogs hate me.

[Jamila]

I was gonna say, flex does the same thing. I crush it.

[Tally Berry]

Well, they tell me not to crush the pills when I give them to the boy. And then she was like, well, have you tried just putting it in his mouth and holding his snout shut?

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, have you?

[Mecca]

So he can knee me in the gut?

[Mel Mitchell]

Mind you, I've done that. And the dog will, I'll open it.

[Tally Berry]

The pill right there.

[Mel Mitchell]

I've done the whole thing where you have to even try to activate their little swallow. And I'm talk. Hendrix will sit there and I'm like, okay. I feel like I heard the nigga swallow. Let me just hold it there.

[Mecca]

Spit out. Ah. We tried to use the pup, the pill pockets. He started catching on to that. We tried to. And mind you, I am allergic to peanuts, but I'm trying to put it in the peanut butter.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, my God.

[Mecca]

Trying to put it in there.

[Mel Mitchell]

The things we do for our children.

[Mecca]

Cause that's a month ago. No, two months ago, actually. Ooh, I forgot to cancel his appointment today. Ooh, I missed the appointment. My God. On today. Two months ago Today. Two months ago today.

[Mel Mitchell]

As in you just forgot to. His follow up.

[Mecca]

His follow up was today. Forgot about it. Goddamn, I'm probably gonna pay for that. Dear God. So anyway, I'm sitting. Cause again, it's just me and this dog at home during the day. So I'm eating my food. I'm sitting there fucking around, and Cardi's looking at me from the doorway of my room, and he's like. We had took him to the vet for the ear infection. He had an ear infection, so I'm okay. We gave him his stomach. Stupid ass ear drops. Trying to give a dog some ear drops with some ears like that. We both. His ears touched the flow. They're so flexible, right? We went to the. The belt line that Sunday. Had a great little Sunday. Brought him back home, whatever. I don't know if it was the ear drops or something in the environment, because we walked all the way damn near to like, Smith's old bar on the belt line. We walked far as fast, just like an adventure. Because we was with. It was a double date with my sister and her boyfriend. We was having a good time, but the next day, his eyes literally are rolling to the back of his head. And I'm like, cardi, stop fucking playing with me. Like, what is wrong? Stop doing that. Stop crying. I'm tripping. I start calling. I called him at work. I said, I don't know what's wrong with you. He's like, take him to the vet. Take him to the vet. Go to the vet. Them n don't give a fuck.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, my God.

[Tally Berry]

Did you go to Village Vets?

[Mecca]

We went to. No, we went to his Banfield vet at the Petsmart. So I'm like, hey. Like, I don't know what's going on, but like, this little nigga's tripping. Like, I don't know if he's season up or if he just. His eyes rolls back. He's squinting like it's something of a movie. I'm gonna show you how this look because y' all would've freaked out too. So I get to the vet, they're like, oh, he's fine. Like, just Give him some Benadryl. I'm like, nigga, do you see this goddamn dog? Like he's dying. What the fuck are we talking about? Look at my baby.

[Tally Berry]

Did you see? He wasn't exaggerating.

[Mel Mitchell]

He really is, like, eyes rolling.

[Mecca]

He looks like he. Like he's getting vecnaed. I was tripping. Like, I'm crying. I'm driving to the petsmart.

[Tally Berry]

Like, we gonna have to put that

[Jamila]

on the screen in the edit child.

[Tally Berry]

Y' all gonna see that. Like, what?

[Mecca]

I was so scared. And then they didn't give a fuck. They were just, him, some Benadryl. He'll be fine, cuz. Children's Benadryl you can give him.

[Tally Berry]

They love saying that. Just give him some Benadryl. I'm not. He's.

[Mecca]

First of all, I'm having to coerce him to take the medicine I got in the syringe. Like, look at me.

[Tally Berry]

Look at this.

[Mecca]

And I'm trying to put.

[Jamila]

They don't give a fuck.

[Mecca]

Don't give a f. I can barely

[Tally Berry]

give this nigga a bath, and you

[Mecca]

want me to give some Benadryl the next day. This is why I had to lean on the shield, because my line sister is a vet. And I called her. I said, hey, he's still tripping. His eyes are rolling back. I don't know. She's like, just bring him into my job. Just ask for me. Make an appointment. I get there. Mind you, I've already spent $200 at the other pets of mine. Get there. She pull up the big, huge vet book. She's reading stuff. They give my baby test. They give him a pup cup. They're loving my child. I said, this is the goddamn thing.

[Mel Mitchell]

This is the service I demand.

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Mecca]

They give him eye drops. They do the things. He's fine. I'm like, and that's all it took.

[Jamila]

Come on.

[Mecca]

And he was fine. But that was $500. I said I was like, savings for me.

[Tally Berry]

So I have a dark question. Yeah, I've asked people this before. They don't like it.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, my God.

[Tally Berry]

What is your top number for amount of money you will spend on a dog emergency before you're like, put them

[Mel Mitchell]

down,

[Jamila]

can I tell you Zero. Cause my childhood dog just died at home about a month ago. Rest in peace, Thor. How old? She was 19.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was old, though. I'm gonna say that don't count.

[Jamila]

She had a good life.

[Tally Berry]

She had a long. She had a long life.

[Mel Mitchell]

If something happened in flex right now, you had to take him to the Vet and like, what's the number?

[Jamila]

No, but I'm saying that. Cause they had told. Thor had a bunch of issues that the vet had been telling my mom about. And you know, Black. They just. Thor had every type of pill, every type of arthritis medicine, but it would

[Mel Mitchell]

be like human shit.

[Jamila]

It would be like, she's like, oh,

[Mecca]

no, no, no, no, no.

[Jamila]

We're just gonna go to Rite Aid cvs. Like, that's what I'm saying. And even to put her down. Part of the reason she made it to Texas was because I think they said it was two bands to put her down or something like that.

[Mel Mitchell]

And my mom. Is that how much it cost? I thought it was.

[Mecca]

She just let her die raw.

[Jamila]

She died raw at home. Yeah.

[Mecca]

Just let them die.

[Jamila]

And we put her.

[Tally Berry]

We put her.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's why. Yeah, but it depends on the.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, JoJo's is gonna have. JoJo's gonna have to go.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know what I'm saying?

[Tally Berry]

Like.

[Mecca]

Like five bands. I guess I didn't know.

[Tally Berry]

I think five bands is fair. No, I'm just saying, top note, I

[Mecca]

can find five bands to save my baby.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

I can raise that if I ain't got it.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

Anybody wanna see my little.

[Jamila]

I will get on the Internet. TikTok.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, literally, your nephew Alexander needs you right now. To my baby. I've had so many dogs die that I'm kind of just like. Like, so, like. Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

That made me so sad.

[Jamila]

I'm sorry. At home or like.

[Mel Mitchell]

So we gotta go down the list.

[Tally Berry]

How many damn dogs is it?

[Mel Mitchell]

It's. It's. I've. I've always had dogs my entire life. So our first dog died. His. He was OG Ali. That's what we call him because his name was Ali. A boxer. We. We're a boxer family. So we've had several boxers. We've also had a couple miniature schnauzers.

[Mecca]

I love a miniature snout.

[Mel Mitchell]

I do, too. I think when I get another dog, I think I'm gonna go back to Menchester. Snow was great dog.

[Mecca]

Just let him hang out with my dog so we can do lady and Tramp for sure.

[Mel Mitchell]

Crying for sure. So we did. So first OG Ali. He died from heart problems. Heartworm, Something like that. The old regular shebang, shebang, boing, boing. Then we had Rasta, which is another boxer. He died from what we assumed to be poisoning. Water poisoning. So our house was getting painted or something like that, and the painters left the toxic water out. And so. But it's. We can only assume that that's what happened to him, because we don't know what else, because he just got sick out of nowhere. It was very sad. My dad took him to the vet. This happened when I was in middle school, so. And we had him for quite some time. Like, we. We got him in Beaumont, and we had him all the way up to where we moved out here. And so we. My dad was gonna get him put down because it was. He was very sick, and there was nothing they could do about it. So we were preparing put down, but he didn't make it.

[Tally Berry]

He.

[Mel Mitchell]

He. So he died in the backyard. My daddy buried him in the backyard. He has a little grave. Then the next. Ali. This is Young. This is New Ali.

[Jamila]

New Ali. Hello.

[Mel Mitchell]

We got New Ali. We actually don't know what happened to him. We blame my aunt, who is evil. She basically let him out when we were traveling in Texas, and he got out and we. We could not find him. I'm talking about. My dad was driving all through Beaumont trying to find him, and we could not find him. To this day, I will say dad

[Tally Berry]

had to beat somebody's ass.

[Mel Mitchell]

We were.

[Mecca]

Did y' all see us where the

[Tally Berry]

dude killed the girl's dog? Yes.

[Mecca]

The girl left her dog with her homeboy, who's watched her dog before. She's on her way back from town, and he called like, hey, get home soon. Something's wrong with you. Like, Bella's moving. The dog not moving. Bella's not moving. And she comes to the vet. She rushes to the vet. Like, they trying to figure out what happened. And then they're like, did Bella get hit by a car or something? He was like, oh, no. Like, she tried to run the street, and I caught her. Come to find out he beat her dog today.

[Tally Berry]

And this wasn't. This wasn't the first time.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know how hard you gotta beat a dog today?

[Tally Berry]

And it was a little dog. He was like, oh, the cage fell on her. And then the girl is like. Like, the cage. Like, the way the cage set up is not gonna fall on the baby. So then she said, he's a serial killer. No, he's a killer. He said, the dog snapped at me, so I kicked it. And then I guess when it came out in the wash, it's like, no. You repeatedly struck, beating this dog.

[Mecca]

The fact they thought that she got hit by a car.

[Mel Mitchell]

A car.

[Mecca]

Do y' all watch that? It was a little bit. She said it was due to a mini kill. You.

[Mel Mitchell]

They would just.

[Tally Berry]

Y' all be pulling me off that nigga.

[Mecca]

Bro.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, to the point where, like, I don't, like, fuck around with niggas once they start, like, being weird about the dog. I remember towards the end of Me and B, I was making Jojo's food on one of our visits, and I put bottled water in Jojo's dish because I didn't trust the water at that apartment. I didn't even drink it. And so I put bottled water in the dish. And he was like, you're giving bottled water to that dog?

[Mecca]

That dog.

[Mel Mitchell]

It's like, imagine he wanting to Jodeci

[Tally Berry]

Knowles, Carter, Tally, period, period. And number two, don't I give you bottled water, bitch? Yeah, I gave the dog bottled water.

[Mel Mitchell]

People forget these are living beings.

[Mecca]

That's how they be mad at that one lesbian lady who makes steaks.

[Tally Berry]

Who we making the bills, bro.

[Mecca]

They hate her.

[Mel Mitchell]

They just hate that bitch. I'm like, this is what you.

[Mecca]

She's a dog bitch.

[Mel Mitchell]

She's a lesbian bitch.

[Mecca]

You wanna get in the steak? No way.

[Tally Berry]

The dog is eating steak and boiled eggs. Do you want steak and boiled eggs? Go to hell. Even Walmart has steak and boiled eggs. The dog don't have thumbs. He can't make his own steak and egg.

[Mecca]

And the dogs be looking, like, so well behaved. And then she went and got another one.

[Mel Mitchell]

She be putting the coconut oil on her.

[Mecca]

That'd be looking fun.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, I wanna be that dog.

[Tally Berry]

I didn't wanna put. I put coconut oil on Jojo's paws, but then he be putting their paws on my couch.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I'm like, yeah, they, like. You can feed it to him. And that helps with their fur too.

[Mecca]

See, cardi got, like 4B hair, so I can't be putting all kinds of crazy shit.

[Mel Mitchell]

You gotta get him some mousse.

[Mecca]

No, literally, put that.

[Tally Berry]

Dude, you gotta put some Nairobi on him.

[Mel Mitchell]

Laughing.

[Tally Berry]

That's a black dog for real.

[Mecca]

I will get my wit saying last week with my dog, because I really was like, you know that Beyonce meme. Come get this goddamn baby. He had got in trouble for peeing on the couch. He got in trouble for it. Dwayne. We put him in. In his cage for trouble. Dwayne was so mad, he picked the cage up with him in it and put him in the other room and closed the door. And apparently they talk. Said, that was abuse. But whatever. He's in timeout. He's in timeout.

[Jamila]

I've done that.

[Tally Berry]

If that's abuse. Let me tell you something, Jojo. First of all, Jojo, Jojo pee be like, the circumference of this table. It's so much pee. The way I be putting his nose in it. One arm on that. One arm on. No, put your nose in it. Smell it.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes. That's what you have to do.

[Jamila]

That's what you have to do.

[Tally Berry]

I be holding it.

[Mecca]

I be.

[Mel Mitchell]

You don't do that.

[Mecca]

Then he pees in the crate overnight. Cause he cried the entire night. And I went in there to check on him when his dad was in the shower. I was like, hey, man, I would really like for you to not pee on the couch. Like, I'm just trying to. He start crying loud. I'm like, you being loud. Like you blowing my spot up. Your dad's distracted in the shower. I'm trying to help. Then he pees in the car crate overnight. Paws in it. Now his paw's yellow. Cause he has usual white fur in his paw. He peed. He stepped in to pee. Now I gotta take him out. Then wash this nigga by myself. And I'm like, your hair is genuinely kinky.

[Mel Mitchell]

I have to detangle your ears. No, he needs a dimming brush.

[Mecca]

No, legit. I have to detangle from the bottom up.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was like, damn, you gotta give him some plaits.

[Tally Berry]

Right?

[Mecca]

It's a little twist on me.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mecca]

He has to legitimately have.

[Tally Berry]

We've been talking about dogs 30 minutes. That's so funny. I'm having a blast, having a great time.

[Jamila]

We ain't even got to flex Alex. But, you know, I'm he little, though. He's bad. And he got an underbite and he slew foot. And he cockeyed.

[Mel Mitchell]

He got too much.

[Mecca]

Frenchie was a. I looked at them pictures. I said, the Frenchie, it's cute. But no, I'm talking about the Frenchie from Sam.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know why a lot of Frenchies are inbred?

[Tally Berry]

No.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, that's what I was saying.

[Mecca]

I fell for.

[Jamila]

His anus was so just at the top.

[Mel Mitchell]

Because they cut the tail.

[Mecca]

Cuz I said, who cut this baby tail?

[Mel Mitchell]

And I was.

[Mecca]

I was getting on the owner. Cuz the first. First of all, Frenchie shouldn't exist. They ain't got no goddamn nose.

[Mel Mitchell]

They can't hump. You know, they have to help them, like, fornicate. Because they can't, like. Because their hips are so square. So they have to kind of like, help them, like, hump. Because they can't, like. You know how you gotta, you know, handle the girl. They can't really handle her, so they

[Tally Berry]

gotta stop doing it. To you. So stop making herself.

[Mel Mitchell]

The breeding forms of Frenchies is very hands on. It's very un. But first of all, that's their mama. That's number one. Second of all, they can't even. And latch on her back. They don't even. I don't even wanna hump her. Cause she's my mama. Arm short, asshole out, face smushed, can't breathe. It's a real. It's a shit show, Frenchie.

[Tally Berry]

And you can't even say, God just be making anything. Cause God ain't making.

[Mel Mitchell]

God ain't making the Frenchie.

[Tally Berry]

God ain't making anything. God is like, I have not seen

[Mel Mitchell]

a Frenchie 10 years ago.

[Tally Berry]

You think God be like, didn't. I fucking didn't.

[Jamila]

I said, I didn't ask y' all to do that.

[Tally Berry]

I made that instinct. I said, no.

[Mecca]

I extincted that. I specifically said, stop doing it.

[Jamila]

That was not gonna happen to me.

[Mecca]

I wanna talk to God so bad. Cause I'd be like, hey, God, what you. What you think. What you think about what they saying you said about them gay people in the sorority? What you think?

[Mel Mitchell]

Folks be lying.

[Mecca]

Oh, God.

[Mel Mitchell]

And this is my whole thing as somebody who's not, like, overly religious, but I do, like, you know, dabble. You know, dabble in the divine.

[Mecca]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

I just feel like what I say goes in. In life.

[Tally Berry]

Right.

[Mecca]

You made it up.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I. And sometimes and. But I would admit if I made something up, Christians, on the other hand, will pretend that that came out that book. And it's like, you made that up. You literally made that up.

[Tally Berry]

Not in the Bible, at the very least. Cause for me, I was raised very Baptist. I have my own ideas about Jesus in the church. I've read that book.

[Jamila]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

And just because you don't think I was talking about how I had a roommate a long time ago, Erica. She was very Jesus. She used to anoint me in my sleep with oil.

[Mel Mitchell]

I saw that too.

[Jamila]

I saw that.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I think that that's a funny skit.

[Tally Berry]

It is.

[Mel Mitchell]

Because that's no way that.

[Mecca]

That.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's real life. That's scary as fuck.

[Tally Berry]

It was so crazy because they had just opened the first co ed dorms at the school that I was at.

[Mel Mitchell]

Can y' all hear me moving around every time? Yes, baby, yes.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

But they had just opened the first co ed dorms at the school that I was at. And me being a young slut, I'm like, I've got to get in the building where the boys also live. So I'm thinking. Cause I'm also the ra, so I can't even. Like, I wasn't supposed to have a roommate. No way. They just needed somewhere to put this free. And now I realize.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause nobody else wants to groom with her.

[Tally Berry]

So when they brought it to me and, you know, my personality, they brought it to me and said, you know, the girl needs a place to stay. I know you're supposed to be in here by yourself, but, you know, is it cool? She come say. I said, sure. You know what I'm saying? I have a robust social life. I love people, no skin off my ass. To have somebody new in the fold. She comes in, first thing she upsets is the Bible. I said, okay. I said, all right. I think I may have had one boy in the room. And not even on no sex shit. She decided in that moment. Slut.

[Mel Mitchell]

Tig.

[Mecca]

Whore.

[Tally Berry]

You're a whore. She used to. I would be sleep. I'm a light sleeper. She would be sleep. And I would feel. And I would wake up and I

[Mel Mitchell]

was like, she was giving you exorcisms, bitch.

[Tally Berry]

And I said, erica, I said, what are you doing? She was like, nothing. And I said, okay. It would be so cold in that motherfucking room. I was like, hey, I cannot live like this. Literally, she would tell me I was going to hell and I needed all the cold air that I could get. Cause you really know.

[Mel Mitchell]

Hey, she funny as fuck for that.

[Jamila]

She funny as shit.

[Tally Berry]

Cause she would have her friends over and they would, like, wanna introduce friends. She had friends, other Jesusy friends, but normaler Jesusy friends. And they would introduce themselves to me and she'd be like, slut. And I'd be like, me?

[Mecca]

I'm like, well, yeah.

[Jamila]

She would just call you a slut.

[Tally Berry]

Just call me a slut. And I can't. Did you call her a bitch? I didn't call her anything because I didn't want to.

[Mel Mitchell]

You was getting bullied by the I

[Tally Berry]

didn't lose my RA situation. Like, it was advantageous for me. And it was very, like, first page of the book. Do not call the residents bitches.

[Mel Mitchell]

So I'm like, o.

[Tally Berry]

And it was at one point where I was like, I'm not gonna be too many more sluts. Like, I'm just not straight up. This is in my slapping bitches era. Like, Rodney can tell you, it would take a whisper on a wind for me to slap a hoe at this point in my life. So this is where I'm trying to turn the corner.

[Mel Mitchell]

She earned that, though.

[Tally Berry]

She would have, but that was such a test of my own personal faith. Because I'm like, I know God is gonna take this away from me. There's no way this is gonna be my life. And she ended up moving. Cause I guess I was just such a slut. And she couldn't be in my den of iniquity anymore.

[Mecca]

Where's she at now?

[Tally Berry]

I don't know. You know what, bitch? If you out here somewhere, I hope you not doing good. I really do. I don't want to.

[Mel Mitchell]

She probably became a slut.

[Tally Berry]

Maybe.

[Jamila]

So she's probably a pastor, I hope.

[Tally Berry]

Ain't no one that's boring, boo.

[Mecca]

There's a level of charisma you need to be a pastor.

[Tally Berry]

She was funny. The hoe was funny, though. That was that.

[Mel Mitchell]

She be using your story as a testimony in that pulpit. Let me tell you about the lady

[Tally Berry]

that I slut at the field of

[Mecca]

Spirit coming over by the flat cell twin.

[Tally Berry]

I ended up in that situation. I'm like, damn. I thought I was doing a little better. No, I ain't even had no man in here. I said, God damn. But I did. I always had my tits pushed up. Always had my ass, so maybe that was part of it.

[Mecca]

Did she have titties and ass?

[Jamila]

Did she?

[Tally Berry]

No, she.

[Mel Mitchell]

There we go. She said fast.

[Jamila]

She was a hater.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, that's what it was. But, yeah, she seen you bouncing.

[Tally Berry]

But she. When I would tell her that I would know the Bible, she like. She said, lucifer knew the Bible too. And I'm like, no, you just don't like that. You can't use this Bible to manipulate me because I read it already, I know it already type shit.

[Mecca]

These are the same comebacks.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, y' all gonna have to come harder.

[Mecca]

A moment of silence for Kev getting dragged on the Internet.

[Jamila]

Ooh.

[Tally Berry]

Both ends of the rainbow. Got something to say about that. Yeah.

[Mecca]

Both pots are going mad at him.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

I said, kev, my brother.

[Mecca]

I text him. I checked on my friend again. They got you. They got my sister.

[Tally Berry]

And every time he is getting dragged for something, I'm like, why was the.

[Jamila]

Why wait. Why is the other people mad at him?

[Mecca]

Well, apparently, gays are mad because it's still religion.

[Mel Mitchell]

They said, you see that? They said, actually, Kev, what you did not. What you failed to say is that. That being gay is not a sin. You didn't say that in your ministry. I was like, how did you get that from everything he just said?

[Mecca]

And. And I was talking to Ty about this earlier, and I was like, well, it is a sin because all the fun is sins. Because based on this book, hell I

[Mel Mitchell]

got on, they were making the seafood boil is a sin. And I said, guys, something that a lot of y' all don't want to hear is that, like, Jesus didn't write that Bible.

[Mecca]

And then according to the standards, yes, this is a sin, but who gives a fuck?

[Mel Mitchell]

And whenever I say that, they get mad, but it's true.

[Tally Berry]

Even in my walk with Christianity. And this pisses a lot of saints off that I know me and you may not be ascribing to the same God or Jesus. Oh, yeah, me this. What the. The life that. It seems like the Jesus you trying to live for. My Jesus don't want that for me.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. He didn't tell me not to have.

[Tally Berry]

He don't want that.

[Mel Mitchell]

That don't make sense. When I was trying, like, when I was guilty in myself, I think God was very mad at me, said, that is not what I want for you. I want you out there having a great time. And I said, literally, I had to

[Mecca]

get jolted out of my good girl era and my, you know, miserable virgin era out of something that wasn't necessarily even sexual, but it just taught me a lot about how people feel about me. Like my villain origin stories. When my group chat got leaked to undergrad, and after that, I was like, they're gonna talk about me anyway, regardless.

[Jamila]

It doesn't matter.

[Mecca]

They're gonna do it anyway. Even if I do suck the dick. I was out here not sucking dick just so people couldn't say I suck they dick, but they're saying I suck

[Mel Mitchell]

dick anyway and might as well just

[Jamila]

suck to be hoes.

[Tally Berry]

I'm on the right side of history. Jesus loved hoes, so why not that? Like, being a hoe is what I aspire to. But there is ocular proof.

[Mel Mitchell]

There's hoe activity that needs to be

[Tally Berry]

ocular proof that Jesus is gonna love me anyway.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

And then, you know, I also feel like a lot of times Christians just wanna argue. I had actually quoted Kev's little. The church kids was fucking tweed. And I had brought up the fact that, like, when I was in college and I was wild and I was doing on Snapchat and social media, there's a girl I went to church with who my mom used to stay comparing me to because she carried it much better on socials, but she had a baby out of wedlock. And so I used to say, but I don't have no baby at a wedlock, so you Comparing us and we really the same. Do you know them heifers got in that tweet and said, didn't you have an abortion?

[Tally Berry]

But you know what I didn't do?

[Mecca]

Have a baby out of a wedlock.

[Tally Berry]

I had a baby out of wedlock.

[Jamila]

I think you missed the point that the scripture says, all sin is the same in eyes of God.

[Mel Mitchell]

And that was a good time.

[Jamila]

And the whole point is, that was the joke.

[Tally Berry]

The whole point is that none of us are without sin.

[Mel Mitchell]

You see what I'm saying?

[Tally Berry]

The point is that none of us are with any.

[Jamila]

If you really internalize that, you've been able to laugh at that tweet and how I could gag my mama by saying that. Cause that is the point of the joke. But so often it's not like you're not internalizing the scripture or even coming at it with the right spirit. You just want to put somebody down.

[Mecca]

And even with people being mad at Kev, he said, hey, I'm not going to hate these people. I'm going to love them so they can come into the house of the

[Mel Mitchell]

Lord and feel really.

[Jamila]

Excuse me.

[Mecca]

Why not hate? Bitch, I said you bad.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, I actually do need you to hate. I actually need you to talk about.

[Mecca]

Oh, God didn't say hate when you're doing it anyway, babe, so sounds like that's what you interpreted what God said. That's just so crazy to me. Like, I realized so young that I was like, actually, I think I'm gonna. Cause the thing is, not even like, oh, not that I wanna be a hoe. I realize hoe was just synonymous with existing. Like, I went to the basketball game. Oh, she fucking basketball players.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause that doesn't happen with the men.

[Mecca]

It doesn't matter.

[Mel Mitchell]

And even when the men are hoes, it's like, it's cool. Yes, it's cool. Like, I literally just don't give a fuck.

[Tally Berry]

And that's why I call religious men hoes to their face.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, yeah, they're the biggest ones.

[Tally Berry]

You know who I'm talking about?

[Mecca]

Mutual redacted.

[Tally Berry]

Mutual redacted.

[Mecca]

She not mutual redacted.

[Mel Mitchell]

Mutual redacted, everyone.

[Jamila]

Mutual redacted. I don't even know them for real, But I don't.

[Mel Mitchell]

Well, we used to fuck down her.

[Tally Berry]

Yes, we. That bitch would try to pull the Bible out. You are a slut.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

Are you crazy?

[Jamila]

And it goes so far past sex. Cause we can just look at all the femicide going on. Why are y' all capping for these niggas who have literally shot their wives in the face. What is going on?

[Tally Berry]

Because people don't realize when men are family annihilators and also they hard pivot. But when men are family annihilators and then they cap that off with dying by suicide, it is so that when the story, one, it's escaping accountability. You don't wanna go to prison.

[Mel Mitchell]

Exactly.

[Tally Berry]

You don't want the death penalty. That's number one. Number two, it's because when the story is told, they want it to be focused on their mental health and how much they could have been going through or whatever.

[Mel Mitchell]

It's their final selfish act.

[Tally Berry]

It's their final self.

[Mecca]

The final fuck you.

[Tally Berry]

The final fuck you.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause you could've just killed yourself first.

[Tally Berry]

Because you could have just. And me and Mel say all the time, we tell niggas all the time, you ain't got to kill me.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know, you ain't never got to kill me. Kill yourself first, and then if you survive, then we can talk.

[Tally Berry]

No, my mama said she was on the phone with. I don't even know if it was my dad, but she was on the phone with some n. So bad. And he was like, I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill both of us.

[Mel Mitchell]

And she said.

[Tally Berry]

All she said on the phone was like, okay, do you first, nigga.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, do you first. You first, you first, you first.

[Mecca]

If you miss. Okay, okay, okay, then. But.

[Mel Mitchell]

All right, we.

[Tally Berry]

But none of these niggas are. They're manipulators. Like, it's not like, oh, his mental. Because if his mental health was truly so bad, he would have just got himself up out of here.

[Mel Mitchell]

Literally. It's never mental health.

[Mecca]

You want to kill me in front of our kids. And literally, I made that video.

[Tally Berry]

And that happened with the name Florida.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause y' all don't ever have this conversation. They don't have this empathy when bitches kill their kids.

[Mecca]

So they don't.

[Mel Mitchell]

Why would I have.

[Mecca]

Well, now, while they put them kids in that bathtub, Andrea Yates.

[Jamila]

And they had a whole documentary on how she was actually fucked up in the brain. And niggas still are like, well, fuck up.

[Mel Mitchell]

And it's like, no shade. Yeah, do fuck her. But, like, again, like, if we can agree that bitch. Yes, you. You might have been crazy in that motherfucking head, but, bitch, them babies ain't did shit. Same shit with these niggas. I actually don't give a fuck, bitch, you should have killed yourself first.

[Mecca]

No, the crazy thing is the next day when I post that video, that man killed eight kids and shot the two. Did you see that? You didn't see that?

[Tally Berry]

He killed eight. Seven of them were kids.

[Mecca]

Seven of them were heads. One of them was the baby mama of the kid or something like that. Killed eight babies and shot the baby mama and the new baby mama.

[Jamila]

Oh.

[Mecca]

And then. And we met a couple days, two days ago. Oh, I didn't see that. Made multiple stops. Mind you. The kid, the only kid that lived, the only one of his children that lived, escaped off the roof.

[Mel Mitchell]

Jesus.

[Mecca]

Jumped off the roof. This the nigga chased. Chased the kids down the street. Mmm.

[Mel Mitchell]

And now he dead. He killed himself.

[Mecca]

They know the police killed him.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, good.

[Jamila]

Had to.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's when I like police violence.

[Mecca]

He made pit stops.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh my God.

[Jamila]

He got snacks.

[Mecca]

Must be. But he made. He went to several households to kill all these people.

[Mel Mitchell]

So he was trying to get free. Oh my God.

[Mecca]

So the two adult women, I think are in critical condition or something like that. You imagine waking up from getting shot and realizing he killed seven of your children.

[Jamila]

What the fuck? That's terrible. For real?

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. That really is horrible. I think I would take myself out after that.

[Mecca]

That was because I remember like being in high school with the Jennifer Hudson shit when that happened.

[Mel Mitchell]

That shit was so sad.

[Mecca]

That shit was the most. But as yet another man.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

And that's why I honestly. Jennifer Hudson let her do it.

[Mecca]

Whatever show.

[Mel Mitchell]

Do you remember that?

[Jamila]

I remember people.

[Mel Mitchell]

He was on the run for a little.

[Jamila]

On the run. Like it was like.

[Mel Mitchell]

It was like a whole or huge thing.

[Jamila]

One of the girls I went to middle school with when we were in middle school. And then it was crazy cuz my mom was her social worker at this time too. So it was like mad overlap that happened to her, her mother and he did it on the highway.

[Mel Mitchell]

These are crazy. I talked about this on. On Mandy's podcast the other day. My cousin got killed by her husband. And that so crazy. He tried to kill everybody that night. He tried to basically lure her in because she was trying to leave his ass. And he lured her to the basement, shot her in the stomach, then in the top of the head. And then after that, her daughter, because she didn't answer the phone, she knew something was up. Told her husband, take me to the house. She had both the kids in the car. They on the way, they see this walking on the side of the road with the gun in his hand. She already knew what was up. So before they even got there, they. They're like they rushed to the house. They get to the house. Her husband gets and goes to the basement, sees her and comes out. He was like trying to like distract her. Like, let's go, let's go. They see the N. He jumps out. It was a crazy ass thing. And they start shooting at each other. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh my God. He ends up killing him. He tried to kill her and the two kids. Bastard is spending the rest of his life in prison.

[Mecca]

So he killed her husband. Mm. My God.

[Jamila]

And that's the other thing. Unfortunately, so many of us are touched in some way. Like the way that we all know someone had this happened to us. See niggas defending this shit. Like actually sick of this is why

[Tally Berry]

this and this is why I always say like it is that serious. Like even talking to my step. My aunt when I said that that will never be in my house or no will never be in my house. This is why this is what happens when get disgruntled. This is what happens.

[Mecca]

And we're the generation to put a stop to it. Like so many of us are have not having children by choice, living by ourself by choice, doing all this stuff. And the Gen X and the boomer mothers before us couldn't do that shit or just didn't have even like some

[Tally Berry]

of the elder millennials. The differences stay different.

[Mecca]

We were talking about that in LA. This is like you can tell that 1980.

[Mel Mitchell]

81.

[Mecca]

Yes, that 3.

[Jamila]

Cause 79 is technically gen X.

[Mecca]

But they. You know that cut of year that

[Mel Mitchell]

crush millennials even talking.

[Tally Berry]

It's just like you really don't like. And not that it's. You don't care if you live or die, but you don't take this shit seriously. You don't take your own like survival seriously. If you just like it's some of the girls that are just slightly older than us that every nigga they fuck with live with them.

[Mel Mitchell]

But also some of the girls be pregnant. Like oh my had it.

[Jamila]

And I'm so crazy I let that

[Mel Mitchell]

he told me sisters.

[Mecca]

Even the conversation about the girl is in. In birth control on Twitter the past couple days. Like, oh well, birth control is not 100%. That don't mean don't wear a column at all or. Or no.

[Mel Mitchell]

And. And here's the thing. And can I say something because I think this needs to be said. Girles, the girls who are getting pregnant on birth control are missing their pills.

[Mecca]

Yeah, you're not doing it right.

[Mel Mitchell]

I believe there's a 97% accuracy on birth control. And if the. Trust me and believe me, they're lying to you. Okay.

[Mecca]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Just like they be saying, oh, well, I don't know. The condom Pop did it. I've stretched the condom just for, you know.

[Mecca]

You can take a condom right here.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, bitch, I can put my whole body in a condom.

[Jamila]

We blew up a condom one time and it was about that big.

[Mel Mitchell]

Get the fuck out my face. Literally.

[Mecca]

They don't break. The men are stealthing you, but you're also not doing your due diligence of making sure you're protecting yourself. Then you. I plug it in. Yeah, you pregnant.

[Tally Berry]

And I could be pregnant. Not for long.

[Mecca]

Not for long.

[Mel Mitchell]

Have y' all ever heard of, you know, other, you know, opportunities? Like we can talk about your options.

[Mecca]

I'm pregnant. So what you gonna do?

[Mel Mitchell]

We have options.

[Jamila]

You can go to ineeda.com. if you're in a state where that is not an option, they will give you the options.

[Mel Mitchell]

Again, I need purge.org.com options.

[Jamila]

Okay? Options are out there for you.

[Tally Berry]

And if you got people in some Southern states, states who might know a little something. I ain't going to say nothing specific on here, but who might know a little something about, you know, some vegetables with some roots and some. And some bruise herbs. There's some girls out here do some bruise.

[Mel Mitchell]

I actually live there.

[Mecca]

That do you.

[Tally Berry]

A little soup?

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

Do you.

[Jamila]

A little smoothie. Natural.

[Mecca]

That's what the slaves was doing. They talk about. You read that article. That was a really good article of how the slave women, enslaved women, used to abort.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, if I was a slave, I was aborting bad also.

[Jamila]

I would have been a witch.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, I would have been a witch. All that magic and stuff.

[Jamila]

Mind you, that's how my mama got married.

[Mel Mitchell]

I would have been. If I was born in a certain time.

[Tally Berry]

Which one of y' all with me?

[Jamila]

My mom was 40 when I was born, but they were older. And my grandma's from Louisiana and my daddy drank some raw eggs and some crazy shit. Yeah, they're not pregnant.

[Tally Berry]

40.

[Jamila]

Having a baby in the 90s, girl,

[Tally Berry]

if I get pregnant by the wrong one. I remember I thought I was pregnant by 26. I said, oh, no. I had to get on the phone. I had to get on the horn.

[Mecca]

That baby would have just came out.

[Tally Berry]

That baby would have miss Johnny Thorman.

[Mecca]

That would have been y' all fucking baby. So terrible.

[Tally Berry]

J.

[Mecca]

No, that's not. The walls just hanging by the toes. Yo, speaking of gun violence earlier, I'm sorry.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I know. It's about to be so ridiculous. Let's pivot because of what we're doing. See what you did?

[Tally Berry]

Shit.

[Mecca]

We have to talk about the drama. Spoiler alert. I just saw it yesterday, so now I'm trying to retroactively catch up on the details.

[Jamila]

She's the last one to see it, guys.

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

Wonderful.

[Mecca]

What the fuck was that?

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, okay. And I just say, I hate Rachel.

[Tally Berry]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Mecca]

Fuck that bitch.

[Jamila]

That little bitch.

[Mel Mitchell]

Are you Rachel? Rachel ass apologist.

[Mecca]

You're a Rachel apologist in the movie that was like, why we hating Rachel?

[Mel Mitchell]

Bitch locked up a slow kid in the fucking basement.

[Tally Berry]

Fair. Fair. And it was never fair. It was a porn dungeon. It had Nick and porn. It was porn.

[Mel Mitchell]

It was porn.

[Mecca]

And that is crazy.

[Tally Berry]

And needles. However, I feel like she's the only

[Mecca]

one that had a natural reaction to Emma.

[Mel Mitchell]

Mind you, I think that kid died.

[Tally Berry]

I don't think the kid made it

[Jamila]

out because she didn't say it until after, when they was like, well, what happened? And then it was like. She was like, I don't know.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't know.

[Tally Berry]

And it will be a different thing, because I watch a lot of Criminal Minds. It would be a different.

[Jamila]

Hushner's wife died.

[Tally Berry]

Listen, please don't get into it because I start crying.

[Mel Mitchell]

I watched that frequently.

[Tally Berry]

That would have been the most emotional episode of scavenging I've ever seen.

[Jamila]

Go get.

[Mel Mitchell]

Go, go, go.

[Tally Berry]

Work the case.

[Mecca]

I fell off.

[Tally Berry]

But my thing about Emma's not Emma's. What's the other one? Rachel. Her Shit. It's not like you went to the sex dungeon. You got scared, and you just left him there. Which would have also been awful. You thought it was fun to put that back.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was intent.

[Tally Berry]

That was intent. And then when he freaked out, you freaked out. No, you knew that you had done it wrong.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause it's like, how did you freak out so bad that you completely. Like, you could have just unlocked it.

[Tally Berry]

She could have unlocked it, but you left him there. And then she called the baby slow, not me. You said the baby was slow. So it ain't even like you left no default kid.

[Mecca]

Yeah, default is crazy.

[Tally Berry]

I'm just saying.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, you left.

[Tally Berry]

It ain't like you left no default.

[Mel Mitchell]

You left one that didn't instruct you.

[Tally Berry]

That ain't fair.

[Mecca]

You know that baby, she wrong as fuck for that. And she will have to atone for that. I'm talking about more so her reaction to Emma. I would have been like, you don't

[Tally Berry]

have no reaction to me, if you left the slow baby in the closet.

[Mel Mitchell]

If I was one of the other three, because that bitch should have said a bitch ass thing. Bitch, you're weird. Shit. If I was one of the other two, I would have been like, emma, hey, bitch, what you mean you almost.

[Mecca]

And that's what made it crazy to me. I'm like, okay, fair. Because I didn't think about that point when I talked about defending her reaction to Emma. But it's one thing, like, I should kill everybody in this school. Lol. Go to sleep. This bitch had the gun. She had her list. She shot her videos several times, several takes.

[Tally Berry]

I was like, we spoiling the fuck up.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes.

[Mecca]

Sorry, Sally. Your first bitch. When I saw that, I was like, oh, no, you know who you gonna get? That's crazy. And that's why. Cause you ain't got no goddamn friends. And then once you get friends, now you don't want to kill nobody.

[Jamila]

But you know what the thing was? And I think, is this not the best case scenario? Something bad happened. What she was gonna do, the people was sad. And you said, maybe I don't want to kill everybody. Because look at how everyone's reacting to when everyone gets.

[Mel Mitchell]

And that show. I think that that was a perfect case of like, she probably would have never went through. This is gonna. Now this is just me and my empathy. Okay? I think in that case, considering how quickly she changed her mind just because people were sad and she ended up having friends, I don't think she ever would have gone through with it, because she did. Because the people who go through with

[Tally Berry]

that, they don't give a.

[Mel Mitchell]

Lack empathy. They don't. They're not. They don't give a. They don't even be giving a fuck. They get inspired by.

[Tally Berry]

They would have been like, hell yeah, double tap that shit.

[Mel Mitchell]

That shit would have been like, oh, I'm finna oh, I'll show you a school shooting, bitch.

[Jamila]

All the other three people did lack empathy. You see how he played off?

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, yeah.

[Jamila]

I bullied someone. They had to move. Why are you going past that?

[Tally Berry]

Can I, can I connect a thread there? Okay. Cause here's my thing. This is a older millennial, younger millennial situation, which means the Internet was different when Edward Cullen was doing his bullying. It was a different situation.

[Jamila]

And you know, that used to be mean. That used to knock niggas heads in the toilet.

[Mel Mitchell]

Exactly.

[Tally Berry]

So you're doing real physical, skin to skin, meet to meet bullying to the point where this person had to move.

[Mel Mitchell]

And then he said it Felt like. I mean, I think he had to do.

[Mecca]

And we really brushed past it, which

[Tally Berry]

means you could have inspired an.

[Mecca]

Hello.

[Tally Berry]

That's the real connection is that the lack of accountability with how you treat people. You could have inspired that. Had school shootings. Not school shootings, but have school shootings been as big as they were during the time that Emma was in high school? You could have made that.

[Mel Mitchell]

You could have inspired that. Mind you. Hello. They tried to fire the fucking DJ because she was doing a little meth on the side of the room.

[Tally Berry]

And that's how it started. The whole thing.

[Mecca]

The whole thing started.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm like, what the fuck does this

[Mecca]

have to do with her doing her Fine. You doing heroin on the street.

[Mel Mitchell]

Hold on.

[Mecca]

It's crazy.

[Tally Berry]

Hold on.

[Jamila]

You about to get married.

[Mel Mitchell]

But it's just if your dj. You saw your dj, mind you, they're a week out. They're a couple days out.

[Jamila]

Would you do that for your wedding?

[Mecca]

I agree with the points that they were making in there. It's like, it depends on the drug. And Heron is kind of like a fun drug if they're doing. You know what I'm saying?

[Tally Berry]

That's a serious drug.

[Mecca]

Well, not fun drug. You get what I'm saying?

[Tally Berry]

That's a foil drug.

[Mecca]

It is a foil drug.

[Mel Mitchell]

Also, guys, she wasn't doing heroin. And this is when it's important to be culturally competent. You don't smoke heroin on the side of the street. That was meth.

[Mecca]

What if you're doing meth? That's on the other side of the street. If it's something serious, like, okay, this is.

[Mel Mitchell]

It was giving party.

[Mecca]

Exactly. It's more of a party kind of drug. If you're doing a drug, that's more like.

[Mel Mitchell]

But it's not like she was sitting on the street. That's what she said.

[Mecca]

You're in charge of the fun of the party. If I had to give a crackhead a job, it's gonna be big.

[Tally Berry]

I disagree.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, so you would have fired the crackhead?

[Tally Berry]

Here's the thing about it. I don't mind a little drugs. And also, what you do is really none of my business. But when you zoom out of that. You doing drugs on the street a couple days before my wedding. This is supposed to be the most perfect day in my life.

[Mecca]

You shifty.

[Tally Berry]

You're shifty.

[Mecca]

But she was on top.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was in place, though.

[Jamila]

I don't.

[Tally Berry]

But had I seen it with my eyeballs? Oh, no, you can't see.

[Mecca]

And that's what makes crazy if you do crack on your own time, but you're on the street while actually.

[Mel Mitchell]

But see, we're overanalyzing the street. You guys have to look into all the things. She wasn't by herself. That's important.

[Mecca]

She was not gonna stoop.

[Tally Berry]

I need you to do your crack with other people.

[Mel Mitchell]

If she was sitting. If she was sitting on it with the rope, we gotta call the people.

[Mecca]

She was Ray Charleston on the street.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was nicely dressed.

[Jamila]

That was.

[Mel Mitchell]

She had went and showed. She had simply stepped outside the function, did herself a little Tina. That's all that was happening.

[Tally Berry]

I'm a little strict about shit like that.

[Jamila]

About the drugs.

[Tally Berry]

About the drugs and my. It's just. It's my wedding now. Had it been like, like a. A, you know, just a regular birthday party or something.

[Mecca]

Fair enough.

[Tally Berry]

Something like that then.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cool. What if you just told her, hey, like, I saw. I saw you on the street. Like, keep the hair on to a minimum for my.

[Tally Berry]

But even the way that she reacted like. And in the lie would have sent me.

[Mecca]

She did reply cracky, though. The interaction was cracking.

[Jamila]

Cause she couldn't lie.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was like.

[Tally Berry]

Well, she couldn't put the hair. Really irritated.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause it's like, bitch, I'm already here setting up like, what the fuck?

[Mecca]

But Emma really piped up out of nowhere.

[Mel Mitchell]

And it's like really pissed off because she got the wrong dress.

[Tally Berry]

You would have piped up too, if you like. Cause it's been certain. I don't do no crack, I don't do no drugs. But I misbehave. Am I not a misbehavior? Chronic misbehavior. People have seen me and then the next day been like, hey, I saw you crawling on that pool table at the bar the other night. I would imagine that if it was somebody who I had a fiduciary responsibility to and they had one to me. If I responded to them by saying,

[Mecca]

I didn't do that. I ain't crawling on damn table. But see, here's the thing.

[Mel Mitchell]

I think that she responded like that because you wrong drugged her like, bitch, I was not doing heroin.

[Mecca]

Bitch, I was doing that.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was doing fucking metal. I was doing little like, don't ever. Cause like, don't mess.

[Mecca]

Don't.

[Tally Berry]

You was not weed on the street. Like, bitch, get my drug opioids.

[Mel Mitchell]

You put.

[Tally Berry]

If you came up to me and

[Mel Mitchell]

you saw me like, bitch, I saw you smoking cigarette.

[Mecca]

Bitch, I ain't smoking no motherfucking cigarette. Hold on now.

[Tally Berry]

Oop, oop.

[Mel Mitchell]

We know

[Mecca]

Too much.

[Mel Mitchell]

We got a nicotine feed.

[Jamila]

You know, Nell likes to take three

[Tally Berry]

puffs of a cigarette.

[Mecca]

Now you just. Aunt Bertha.

[Tally Berry]

Well, listen, okay, can we talk about the clothes?

[Mecca]

Co worker.

[Jamila]

Because she lifted her.

[Mecca]

She wanted.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was with it.

[Tally Berry]

That was a whore.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was like, well, yeah, she was a whore.

[Jamila]

My mother was real.

[Mel Mitchell]

She was a whore. The nigga was also a whore. Because you were too excited. She's like, okay, my thing is if you. And this is relationship advice, which I actually, I hate to get, but I'm gonna give it to you right now. If you decide that you are going to forgive somebody or not, it's not going to be a thing. You can't make it a thing later. That's not fair to other person. Because you. If you need time, then say you need time.

[Mecca]

I'm a gang maker, bitch.

[Mel Mitchell]

But don't be like, I think I'm. No, I'm good with this. I'm totally good. And then turn around and do some fuck shit. Just.

[Mecca]

It was this. This movie takes over the course of like, four days.

[Tally Berry]

Four days.

[Mel Mitchell]

He was gonna cheat.

[Mecca]

It's fresh. It's fresh. Oh, no, not about the cheating. I'm saying him not being okay and going back and forth, that is like.

[Mel Mitchell]

The cheating is crazy because it's just like, okay, so you're mad because you found out I was about to do a school shooting in middle school, but I didn't cheat on you. Like, I don't care. I just feel like if you're gonna, like, be mad and do something else, like, maybe don't a. Maybe get a gun. Like, you know, like.

[Tally Berry]

And that's because I do understand not being able, like, having to process that and not being able to, like, feel safe in your home and like, shit like that ever again.

[Mecca]

Cause he was tweaking.

[Mel Mitchell]

He was tweaking out bad.

[Tally Berry]

But I ain't never tweaked out with my pussy where I.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know what I mean?

[Tally Berry]

Like, I never did no shit like that. And then the thing about it is, too, I judge bitches who, like, know that a nigga is. Because the same way I would. Well, actually, yeah. The same way I would judge a man for taking advantage of some. Not taking advantage like Big R, but taking advantage of somebody emotionally, sexually. Because you know that tweaking out. You could see that that nigga was tweaking out, tweaking out. He wasn't normal.

[Mel Mitchell]

You was ready to pitch that. Put that hair.

[Mecca]

Cause she was also like, yeah, she my niggas. It's no big Deal. And she was like, oh, dick.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

And she tooted at that sat.

[Mel Mitchell]

Now, Misha, mind you, they barely breathe.

[Mecca]

She said, shit, I guess I may as well bust it up before you we ass.

[Mel Mitchell]

That bitch was. She was already pre moaning.

[Jamila]

She said.

[Tally Berry]

And she was.

[Mecca]

When he came to, she was like,

[Jamila]

no, dick, what the fuck?

[Mel Mitchell]

And then had the nerve to be

[Mecca]

glaring at me in my wedding day. Puss ass hoes.

[Tally Berry]

Let me tell you, I am known for cuffing up a whore.

[Mel Mitchell]

I am.

[Tally Berry]

I'm known for cuffing up a slut.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

If a bitch look at me too long on my wedding day.

[Mel Mitchell]

Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Mecca]

Who this ho? Who is this bitch?

[Tally Berry]

Who is this bitch?

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause now that I think about it,

[Tally Berry]

I didn't invite you. What's going on? Cause who is you? Who is you? And also, I'm not too bitchy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Fucking puppy dog eyes bitch.

[Tally Berry]

He kissed me. Bitch, you looked at your sky, opened your pussy.

[Mecca]

That scene. I literally was in the.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I know she didn't have panties on.

[Tally Berry]

Grabbed my face.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was like, no panties at the workhouse. She the type of bitch to never have on pants because she's already wearing.

[Tally Berry]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I got on some right now, cuz y' all are new.

[Jamila]

I don't. I don't have no panties.

[Mel Mitchell]

I was gonna say, cuz I point this in jeans.

[Jamila]

I don't never.

[Tally Berry]

Black jeans.

[Mel Mitchell]

Crazy ass ladies. Listen, are y' all just always ready to get fucked? Because that's what I think.

[Tally Berry]

No, this is for me.

[Mecca]

I'd be dripping down my leg all day.

[Mel Mitchell]

Scarlet.

[Tally Berry]

Okay, I'm sorry, Ms. Juice Box, but I. That's not my ministry. But for me, unless I'm wearing jeans or I'm on my period pantless panties.

[Mecca]

I don't know how y' all survive

[Tally Berry]

out there with no, I don't like panties.

[Mel Mitchell]

So what's the process of, like, how do you get there to be like, I don't need a panties.

[Jamila]

I've never liked panties.

[Tally Berry]

I've never really liked panties. I didn't.

[Jamila]

I used to get in trouble for not wearing panties when I was in third grade. Mommy, you still.

[Mecca]

Wait, I'm sorry, wait.

[Tally Berry]

You go way back with it.

[Mecca]

You must say. Third grade you went, I love panties. They had characters on them.

[Mel Mitchell]

No, panties are fun.

[Mecca]

They were fun. Some had days of the week.

[Mel Mitchell]

Mind you, y' all know my lore of life. I've always wanted to be grown. I couldn't wait to, like, graduate panties. You know what I mean?

[Tally Berry]

Like Ooh, like once.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes, baby.

[Mecca]

Them transitional lace back. Victoria's Secrets. You couldn't tell me shit.

[Mel Mitchell]

It used to make you feel so,

[Mecca]

like, oh, I'm so grown.

[Mel Mitchell]

And then, like, she wore, like, some leggings. You can kind of see the lace. And I'd be humping through the halls. Even y' all see a panties.

[Tally Berry]

Like, if I meet a new nigga, I will pretend to wear panties for a while. And after a while, they will just notice that I don't never have no panties on.

[Mel Mitchell]

So you're trying to act modest.

[Jamila]

Isn't that so funny when the nigga will make a comment like months in a about, like, so where your panties at?

[Tally Berry]

No.

[Jamila]

Or when you wear panties and they like, why you got panties on? You got panties on?

[Tally Berry]

No, It's a scandal if you in a relationship and you never wear panties, and then one day you got.

[Mel Mitchell]

You wear panties on.

[Tally Berry]

Hold on. Who you got panties on? Who you wear panties for? No, when I be paying attention. When I used to live with that man and I wasn't on my period, and if I had on a dress and that man used to put his hand on my hip and feel some

[Mel Mitchell]

panties, he be like, he said, hold up.

[Tally Berry]

Who, Bitch, That's a lie. What's all this then?

[Mel Mitchell]

You know what would be my scandal then? My scandal would be if, like, I started getting comfortable and then all of a sudden I'm wearing cute panties because I'm a granny panty warrior.

[Mecca]

I'm a granny panty girl.

[Mel Mitchell]

So I feel like y' all be wearing one day. Oh, big draw, big draw.

[Mecca]

Big draws come up, right?

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, big.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm talking about the line in the middle of that ass.

[Jamila]

Oh, yeah.

[Mecca]

I don't care about period line no more.

[Jamila]

Cause they big period panties.

[Tally Berry]

I love them period pants. My period panties come from a brand named Laura Ashley. They sell them at T shirts, TJ Maxx. Them hoes come up to the middle of my sternum. I got the prison panties, baby.

[Mel Mitchell]

I love em. Yeah, My tummy is.

[Jamila]

What?

[Mecca]

Wearing panties. Like, okay. I've always wanted to be grown. I remember watching Soul Food when I was a little girl.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, my God.

[Mecca]

And when Bird is one of my sexual awakenings, he take her panties off and put it.

[Mel Mitchell]

Mind you, to this day, I've wanted to do that.

[Mecca]

And I'm like, I want. I like the panties. I'm never been able to do that.

[Mel Mitchell]

Exactly.

[Mecca]

I never got a full panties in mouth moment. But, like, it's something about getting your panties taken off for you. That's so sexy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause is this. This move right here.

[Tally Berry]

Stop be doing witchcraft with your panties. And that's why I don't like in my drawers. These be boring.

[Mecca]

Not witches.

[Tally Berry]

These are warlocks. These be doing. You know what's they said when they said I used to put my panties.

[Jamila]

I actually do see the jamila Mel, me and Tally.

[Mecca]

I see what's happening.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Kindred spirit.

[Mecca]

Because I panty.

[Tally Berry]

I'm always vigilant. I always think a nigga trying to put a spell on me.

[Mecca]

I do always.

[Mel Mitchell]

I think I kind of want that type of nigga, though.

[Jamila]

No shade.

[Tally Berry]

No.

[Mecca]

No, you don't. Oh, that Louisiana. See them Creoles.

[Jamila]

No.

[Tally Berry]

Not to tell too much of my business, but I have explicitly asked a N Like, are you trying to, like, do root work on me? Are you trying to do a spell on me? And he gave a very, like, living by the rules of the fae answer, where, like, he did. He can't deny it.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, you was fucking papa labor.

[Tally Berry]

Listen, I said, you're trying to put a spell on me? And he's like, you're so. Bitch. Are you trying to. What was he doing?

[Mel Mitchell]

What are the signs and spells?

[Tally Berry]

Well, okay. Which I'm.

[Mel Mitchell]

What are the ingredients?

[Tally Berry]

I'm not saying I'm against it, but just like, you can't. I'm sorry.

[Jamila]

It's supposed to. No, it's supposed to be consensual.

[Tally Berry]

You can't outdo the doer. And so, like, me asking is like, if you trying to do ethics, it's ethics. If you're trying to do something to me, let me know. It started switch 101. It started because. Well, heard you.

[Mel Mitchell]

Go to your feet.

[Tally Berry]

Tell me more. It started because. And I'm probably gonna have to retroactively say that I'm saying something about this on here. But, like, we were at the bar and we just got to having a conversation about spitting out. And I was like, wait, no, listen.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's a spell.

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

And fucking on your period as well.

[Mecca]

So that's why that one boy is still haunting me because we did all that shit.

[Tally Berry]

I said, keep going. I really don't do spitting in mouths because I think it's spiritual. I think that's a spell. And his face kind of did this. And I was like, you're trying to spit in my mouth? And he kind of, like, was like, no. And I'm like, oh, okay. I was like, okay, you want to spit in my mouth? I was like, but you can't real spit out my mouth. I was like, but you want to spit his shot in my mouth and

[Mel Mitchell]

spit who a shot of alcohol? Oh, okay, okay.

[Tally Berry]

In my mouth. And he was like, well, yes, Yes, I would like to do that Spell number one.

[Mel Mitchell]

Right?

[Tally Berry]

So then. And there's no time period on this for whoever maybe may not be listening. I'm not giving any times of when any of this was happening. There's no timeline here. But then when we got to doing the do, very insistent that I was always looking him directly in the eye.

[Mecca]

Always.

[Mel Mitchell]

You guys are putting recipes that. Okay, continue.

[Tally Berry]

Always very insistent that I was looking him directly in the eye. And not even so much as, like, in a sexy, like, look at me kind of way, but in, like, holding my like. And I'm like, mind you raw.

[Jamila]

Jameela about to go do something, y'.

[Tally Berry]

All.

[Mel Mitchell]

Actually, she's like, I think I just made a revelation. I think I'm a witch. So raw.

[Tally Berry]

So I said, huh?

[Mel Mitchell]

These are my ingredients.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, okay. And then he's, like, trying to eat me out a lot. Like, a whole bunch.

[Jamila]

Do niggas overly be into you, though? That's the thing. Cause you kind of know, you see

[Mecca]

this smirk hit you, like your wheels

[Jamila]

are turning, you know, sometimes you have it naturally, and you know how girls are.

[Tally Berry]

I don't understand why they're so obsessed with me.

[Jamila]

Bitch, you're doing spells and you don't even know it.

[Tally Berry]

You don't even know you're doing spells. And so, like, when all of these things were happening, when all these things were happening, that's why I asked him. I'm like, are you. You know, especially with, like, the. If Amanda's always insistent on, like, making sure the orgasm gap between y' all is super wide. Spells.

[Mel Mitchell]

What you mean? Break it down, sister.

[Mecca]

I'm really learning, you know, she's still 29. She has so much work to learn.

[Tally Berry]

So, like, to your one to his one nut, you want you to have 8, 9, 10, 11.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's bad.

[Tally Berry]

It's spirits. The girls are under spells. The girls are under spells. They're under spells, people. The girls are under spells.

[Jamila]

They gonna be in the comments like,

[Tally Berry]

I want the spell. It's like, if it's unequal. Power dynamics. Just think about the fact you over some N's house, he get one nut, he cool, or he get two nuts. You leave this place, you've come 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 times, and

[Mel Mitchell]

that's why you're blacking out.

[Tally Berry]

And then you're at home,

[Mel Mitchell]

They're in

[Tally Berry]

the bushes, Nigga is putting charms on you. That's what's happening.

[Mecca]

Coochie charms, which.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm cool.

[Tally Berry]

I'm cool. I just need to know what's going on. I just need to know what's happening.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, so what's. How can we reverse it? How can we.

[Jamila]

Do you manifest when you orgasm?

[Tally Berry]

If I want a nigga bad enough, I will say his name while I'm. While I'm mastering.

[Mel Mitchell]

No ball.

[Jamila]

No ball, no ball.

[Tally Berry]

I will say job.

[Mel Mitchell]

What the fuck are you saying?

[Jamila]

Million dollars.

[Mecca]

No.

[Tally Berry]

Yes. All my life. Yes.

[Mecca]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

On myself.

[Mecca]

I'll be doing stuff like that too.

[Tally Berry]

I'm cool.

[Mecca]

When I want something to happen, I snap it out.

[Mel Mitchell]

I want an Emmy. But do you do it with the boy, too?

[Tally Berry]

You could do it with the boy,

[Jamila]

but it's like, are you focused? It's like you orgasm when I'm by myself.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't think. I think y' all are underestimating how silly I am. Cause I think immediate now I done broke. I can't even do it now. Cause I just started laughing. This is crazy.

[Mecca]

I want a Grammy. But don't do it like that. Cause you gonna piss them spirits off.

[Tally Berry]

No, it's intentional. Like, you have to say it out loud.

[Mel Mitchell]

Niggas that.

[Tally Berry]

I mean, I say it out loud. N. That I have wanted. And for me to be wanting a nigga that bad is very rare. But like, niggas that I have wanted. I will say your full name while I'm coming.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, I'll do that tonight. Let me see the full bitch.

[Mecca]

It's the whole thing.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah. I've gotten a lot of jobs. I feel that way. Like jobs that I felt like were ignoring me until I did that.

[Mel Mitchell]

That release of energy.

[Mecca]

Monkey magic, man. Yes.

[Jamila]

Energy cannot be created, destroyed.

[Tally Berry]

The boys are doing. Never think that men are so stupid that they're not doing spells. They 100% are people. The biggest PR in the world. I think the best PR campaign is that boys are so stupid. Men are so stupid. They're not. They're very intentional people. And the boys be just as Southern as we are. The boys be from just south.

[Jamila]

I mean, they in the same house.

[Tally Berry]

They in the same household. Act like they not listening to it.

[Mecca]

I just had a realization.

[Tally Berry]

The boy put a spell on you.

[Mecca]

That boy must have put a spell on me, because. Okay, this is my most low class story.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, I love low class.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, you talking about.

[Mecca]

Okay, my air mattress era. I went over there. Mm. Penis was nice. I enjoyed it. And it wasn't even elite 20, 25. I can't say I can't have too much enthusiasm. I'm getting married in a couple months,

[Tally Berry]

so we'll talk offline.

[Mecca]

We'll talk offline.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

But was enjoying it. That's why I was going over there. I'm 25. My frontal lobe is just now settling in its tectonic plates, right? So I get over there, I'm like, hey, I can't really have sex like my peers. And that's how I knew he was a demon. Cause he was like, what day? And I was like, oh, damn.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh. Once they started negotiating, he said, yeah, they lie.

[Mecca]

But what he did was.

[Jamila]

That's a blood tie.

[Mecca]

Not only that, he took my tampon out.

[Tally Berry]

He physically. Do I remember this.

[Mecca]

Go on. He physically takes my tampon out. I don't know if he did with his hands or his mouth. Either way, it was disgusting. And he put it in a Popeyes cup and closed the cup.

[Jamila]

Did he end up drinking?

[Tally Berry]

And you left that tampon at that man's house.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, soon as you left, he got the.

[Tally Berry]

He was swinging it by the shoulder.

[Mecca]

It was a.

[Tally Berry]

He was in there. We got her.

[Jamila]

You can't leave your hair, your tampon,

[Tally Berry]

your nails, none of that shit around your body.

[Jamila]

Cuz then it's like, they could do some.

[Mecca]

And I did a spell on my tampon.

[Jamila]

You dreaming about him and thinking about him a lot?

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, well, hold on. Cause I had dreams to think about Beyonce every night.

[Tally Berry]

Well, that's different.

[Jamila]

That's a little different. I feel like you'll know.

[Mecca]

Cause you part of that lady's beyond.

[Mel Mitchell]

She do a spell. Oh, God. I feel like one day. One day, my dream was so strong by Beyonce, y'.

[Tally Berry]

All.

[Mel Mitchell]

I woke up, and it took me a second to realize I was awakened. And I said, I think that dream was so strong. I think I was in her dream. I think she woke up. Like, who the fuck was in my goddamn dream last night?

[Tally Berry]

It was me, B.

[Mecca]

It was me, B. I've had very vivid Beyonce dreams, too.

[Tally Berry]

Me too.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I'm talking about.

[Tally Berry]

Especially after concerts.

[Mel Mitchell]

And now that I'm thinking about it, you know how they. Now that I just discovered I'm a witch and they say she's a witch.

[Tally Berry]

We are.

[Mel Mitchell]

Any type of.

[Jamila]

And I mean that, like, respectfully.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, witch. Like, complimentary. My sister's. No, my sister's actually a real witch. For real. Like, got. She be throwing. She do birthdays, you know,

[Tally Berry]

but no, the are warlocks. I am very vigilant about like that. And now if. Cause you know, I told you I be having big feelings and I'm crazy. I'm not wrapped up good as long as I know. And the fact that he did not.

[Mel Mitchell]

So you're a spell back. You a spell back type of hoe, so. Okay, well.

[Tally Berry]

Cause you gave me the boy spells.

[Mel Mitchell]

What's the girl?

[Tally Berry]

What's the reverse? It's all the same. It's all intimacy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay? So if I'm looking in they eyes and I'm spitting in they mouth and I'm shoving in they ass, like, go.

[Tally Berry]

I ain't say nothing about no ass shoving. I ain't saying about no ass.

[Jamila]

You gonna shove something in the niggas ass?

[Mel Mitchell]

No, I'm just trying to wonder. I'm just wondering what. I got so tiny.

[Jamila]

And she be dating tall men. And what if you.

[Mel Mitchell]

You.

[Jamila]

What if you were like.

[Tally Berry]

Do y' all pegged?

[Mecca]

Hold on.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Mecca]

Whoa.

[Tally Berry]

I. I mean, I don't. I mean, I just want to know whatever I got going on.

[Mecca]

Y'.

[Jamila]

All.

[Tally Berry]

Y' all pegged y' all Peggy.

[Mel Mitchell]

I have never pegged you Peggy.

[Tally Berry]

Okay, well, I have.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Mel Mitchell]

It had to come out on the POD at some someday. I'm surprised

[Mecca]

you got the right.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'mma ask.

[Mecca]

So how did that go? Yeah, I see you pegging somebody.

[Tally Berry]

She's dominated, too. Antics on TikTok.

[Mel Mitchell]

She's a domination.

[Tally Berry]

It gives Peggy.

[Jamila]

Really?

[Tally Berry]

It gives Peggy.

[Mecca]

I'm not shocked at all, actually.

[Tally Berry]

Not even a little jam.

[Mecca]

Too little to Peg. She ain't gonna reach that ass.

[Jamila]

That's what I was saying.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't think I could have a good rest. I don't think I would have a sex.

[Jamila]

You fell tonight.

[Tally Berry]

I knew before I asked. It's a Peggy. It's a Peggy shirt.

[Jamila]

It's a Spirit of Peg.

[Mel Mitchell]

There's some dicks in here. I don't know. Somebody got a dick.

[Mecca]

So go on, tell us the story.

[Jamila]

My friends used to call me Peace the Stallion.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, you.

[Jamila]

It was.

[Tally Berry]

It was.

[Jamila]

It was one time. It really wasn't.

[Mecca]

So how did that conversation go?

[Mel Mitchell]

So this was a. That was. Gets pegged. So it was like he was a prepared man.

[Jamila]

He had his own materials. It was right.

[Mecca]

Can you get your own dick?

[Tally Berry]

He had a book.

[Mecca]

Get the dick there.

[Mel Mitchell]

He brought the book back to you. Bring your own dick back to me.

[Tally Berry]

He bought the duffel. A duffel?

[Mel Mitchell]

What.

[Tally Berry]

What material?

[Jamila]

He had materials.

[Mel Mitchell]

A lesbian.

[Jamila]

I feel like the lesbians have backpacks. His was like a duffel. Okay. I Was like a carry on. Okay, so let's lay out the story.

[Tally Berry]

Yes.

[Jamila]

Right. During the pandemic, everybody was getting crazy. During the pandemic. I was dating a lawyer in D.C. this is why I said, I know that niggas are crazy and they do drugs. I liked him because he would. I didn't have my license at the time. Would drive to Baltimore, pick me up, drive back to D.C. fun weekend out on the town. We in the high rises. Like I was having a blast. I noticed he wouldn't. He didn't try nothing with me sexually. And you know, like after like three. Third time of that, it's like, okay, well I'm in your bed. Like, you don't want to do nothing.

[Tally Berry]

Am I ugly to you, Cardi?

[Mel Mitchell]

You know, like.

[Jamila]

So I kind of asked him. But I was also enjoying the vibes. Cause again, this is like not. It's not like we're doing this every single weekend. So this is over the course of like 3ish.

[Mecca]

More.

[Jamila]

It's a low stakes, like. So I was like, hey, like, what's this? Like fully respect you for respecting me. But like, sure.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, you don't have to respect me though.

[Jamila]

But you know, I kind of want to fuck.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

You know, after a while.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, after a while. Yeah. Not even after a while.

[Mecca]

I'm a growing girl.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

We could have fucked. Date too.

[Tally Berry]

Like, you feel me?

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, he could really.

[Tally Berry]

It can really go down for a date.

[Jamila]

One thing about it, I would too.

[Mecca]

It don't take very long. It really don't.

[Jamila]

Listen, I'm grown. I don't sleep at no man's house who I don't plan to give it up to if I'm not want to fuck you. I'm finna take. So I was already spending that at his house. I kind of was on that type of time. He was like, oh, I just don't want to scare you. Da da da da da. That's a very evasive answer.

[Tally Berry]

I would have got my purse.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like Aretha got it.

[Tally Berry]

You would have pull a dick out.

[Jamila]

I was thinking he was going to ask for a threesome. I said, what, you want a threesome or something? He's like, no, I don't want a threesome.

[Mel Mitchell]

A threesome.

[Mecca]

All right.

[Jamila]

He's like, hey, it's a threesome.

[Mel Mitchell]

Shit.

[Jamila]

He was like, oh, have you ever pegged someone? And I was like, no. At the time, I honestly didn't even know.

[Mel Mitchell]

And the fact that he used the correct term, I.

[Jamila]

He's in. I didn't even Know what it was? So he was like, yeah. So he explained it to me and

[Mecca]

then I said, what did he say as the explanation?

[Jamila]

He was like, well, you know how lesbians have sex? He basically was like, well, you know how lesbians have sex? And I was like, yeah, the strap. He was like, yeah, but it's like

[Mecca]

my butthole with me.

[Jamila]

And I was like, mm. But mind you, we're like, we're on it. Like, we're hanging out. So I had to play it off and play it cool.

[Mel Mitchell]

And so like, that's your rat home.

[Mecca]

You know what I'm talking about? I gotta get home.

[Jamila]

I'm like, I gotta. Okay, cool. And again, I don't think he's crazy. Cause this is like my third weekend trip with him. He's cool as fuck. So I'm just like, oh, freaky. And then again, when I was at Hampton, I had a close gay homeboy who used to fuck with the frat niggas with girlfriends on campus. So in my head, I'm already. I'm not saying he's bisexual, but this is me. I didn't really know too much about Peg. And I said, oh, so maybe he's bisexual. Like, And I'm like, okay, maybe.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cool.

[Jamila]

I didn't. No judgment. We still didn't do nothing. He said, kind of backed up off of it was like, okay, whatever. I had other niggas. He hits me up again and was like, oh, I hope that you. I hope I didn't scare you away a little bit. Just a tiny bit. Yeah. But what happened was I made the mistake of telling my friends.

[Mel Mitchell]

And we all said, do it. Cause we simply want to do it.

[Jamila]

Yeah, you do it so I never have to.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I can just get the experience

[Jamila]

for you, Jamila and Jasmine, which is Jamila's sister. And then I told my best friend and all three of these bitches were like, so you kind of have to. Unfortunately, you got to go the plot. And I said, I'm not going to hit him up. So if he hits me back up, I'll let him know. Whatever. We make the plans. I don't hear from him. We going to move to Houston. We're about to move. Like, literally. I don't speak to him for six months.

[Mecca]

I think I posted was big move you got. You got to go out with a bang.

[Jamila]

No on God. I post a story about last weekend in Baltimore. That nigga hit me up instantly.

[Mecca]

Like, hey, I need that dick.

[Jamila]

Hey, so you wanna. Do you wanna try before you.

[Mel Mitchell]

He'd Been fiend. He couldn't find nobody to do it.

[Jamila]

I didn't even. I didn't even go back to his house. Like, he came to Baltimore and stayed at my apartment. And that's why I say he walked in with this duffel, and in my head, I'm psyching myself. I got. I got drunk. And this is the thing that fucked me up so bad. When I asked him, I was like. I was in the mirror, like, with

[Mel Mitchell]

it on, like, swinging that shit.

[Jamila]

It was kind of big, too. I was like, what's the issue?

[Mecca]

So did he pick out the size or you picked it up?

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't know if he brought it with it.

[Mecca]

You know what I'm saying? But he may have been. Got, like, flavors.

[Tally Berry]

He did, but he.

[Mel Mitchell]

He.

[Jamila]

He just took it out and handed it to me.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, what was it? Was it like, what's the inch? Give us a.

[Jamila]

It was a good size. Oh, God.

[Tally Berry]

It was like, it really.

[Jamila]

Sure, it was a good size,

[Mel Mitchell]

but

[Jamila]

the gag and the key here is

[Mel Mitchell]

when was it also thick?

[Tally Berry]

It wasn't.

[Jamila]

It wasn't the superst, girthiest thing. It was a good amount, but it wasn't. I'm not going to sit here and

[Mel Mitchell]

say, but it's different.

[Jamila]

I feel like I was more. More shocked at the length than anything. But when I was like, so what do I do? This nigga looked at me and said, how do you like to be fucked? I said, oh, all right.

[Tally Berry]

So here's my question, because I don't see it as. I'm okay. I fuck girls. You know what I'm saying? So, like.

[Jamila]

But that's different. I feel like, for me, the reason I didn't like it was because of the power dynamic.

[Tally Berry]

I don't want to see an ass clapping. I think that's it for me.

[Jamila]

She was too skinny for his ass to clap.

[Tally Berry]

That's worse.

[Jamila]

So you.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, I just think boy butt is not sexy. That's fair. So I think, like, seeing a boy butt suited like that.

[Mel Mitchell]

So he was. He got it from the back. You didn't.

[Jamila]

I did feel bad, and then I

[Tally Berry]

did, like, do a missionary peg, and it's crazy. On the first go.

[Mel Mitchell]

I feel like a missionary peg might be fun. Cause then he. Yank. Yank.

[Jamila]

Well, no, I wasn't on top. What, like, standing.

[Mel Mitchell]

Y' all have never watched gay porn?

[Tally Berry]

Yes, but. Yes.

[Jamila]

Shout out to my friend Raheem Shabazz. I should have watched Raheem before I did this, but I didn't know who Raheem did.

[Mel Mitchell]

There's there's positions.

[Tally Berry]

I know there's positions, and that's always dabble.

[Mel Mitchell]

I feel like I said you paid.

[Mecca]

No, no, no, no, no. I've done butt stuff. Oh, butt stuff.

[Tally Berry]

You're a booty.

[Mecca]

Back in my younger days. I don't know if that hole could take it.

[Mel Mitchell]

You're not going backwards. You're not going into the spinky.

[Mecca]

The missionary butt stuff again when that first hole get tired.

[Tally Berry]

I'm not a butt stuff.

[Mecca]

Girl needs to clip from the butt

[Mel Mitchell]

so that if your missionary butt is good, why can't his missionary butt is good?

[Tally Berry]

No, I don't.

[Mecca]

I don'.

[Tally Berry]

Spot is in there butt.

[Mel Mitchell]

Because if you don't want to see the male butt. Because if you don't want to see boy, but you can see boy dick now.

[Mecca]

You're the same.

[Tally Berry]

I also don't want a looking up at my double chin if I got to be on you.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know I don't.

[Mecca]

You got too many rules.

[Tally Berry]

No, but this.

[Mecca]

You're not getting invited to the Pet concert.

[Tally Berry]

No, I'm not going to be invited. I'm not.

[Mel Mitchell]

She not going to Hedonism. I'm not.

[Tally Berry]

No, I'm not. I just. It's just not for me. I know a lot of girls, they're like, oh, well, I just can't look at no man like that because it's feminine. I don't feel. I don't want to look at any boy butt. And I think the face.

[Mel Mitchell]

What if they have a nice butt? Cause some boys.

[Mecca]

Some men have some very nice asses.

[Tally Berry]

Some men have some very nice asses.

[Mel Mitchell]

And, like, some of them not. Not all boy.

[Tally Berry]

But I have not come across a boy butt that I was like, I need to get up in there.

[Jamila]

But obviously it's because this is something.

[Mel Mitchell]

Don't come over such a Peggy. He's probably good and waxed.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

Fair. I've just not seen a boy butt in my day where I was like, I gotta get in Twinkston cheating.

[Mecca]

Them big piece of chicken niggas that you be liking ain't gonna have no good butt.

[Tally Berry]

That's totally.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

Big piece of chicken.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, I've got it. I've got. I've got a. A type. A very specific type, like a type and a half.

[Jamila]

I will say I didn't. It wasn't. It wasn't that fun for me. I definitely. It was something I did for the plot, and I def. It's not because I didn't like being in control.

[Mel Mitchell]

How long did you last thrusting It.

[Jamila]

And it takes so much because I was like.

[Tally Berry]

It takes so much energy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Have I ever tried? Because I tried, like, on my bed one day. Cause I was like, let me just

[Tally Berry]

slide for the experience. And I was just like, does he come? Did he come from it? Like, did it make him come? What's he doing? Is he jacking while you're well, so,

[Mel Mitchell]

okay, so I need all the details.

[Mecca]

Paint all the pictures.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay. Cause I forgot the details.

[Jamila]

So how long would you press the position that really made me be like. Yeah, this is not for me. Was.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, y' all did multiple positions in the peg.

[Jamila]

We did from the back, and then he was on his back.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, so you did do the little missionary jank John Wayne.

[Jamila]

I wasn't on top. I couldn't see his eyes. He was on this, and I was standing up.

[Mecca]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like off the bed.

[Jamila]

Like, off.

[Mel Mitchell]

You mean you couldn't see? So why couldn't you see his eyes?

[Jamila]

Because he was like this.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, but you saw him. Was he winking while you was janking?

[Jamila]

Yeah. And he looked like. I mean, it was kind of dark, but he looked like he was having fun.

[Mel Mitchell]

And you didn't like that one because

[Jamila]

he was so tall. His feet was like, above my head. So I was like, oh, wait a minute.

[Tally Berry]

I didn't. Wait a fucking minute. Wait a minute. He had it here. He had his leg and let him hold. He had shoes on your shoulder, bitch.

[Mel Mitchell]

He had his legs on your shoulder. You could have sucked his toes.

[Tally Berry]

I couldn't have.

[Jamila]

Because he was so tall that his feet were.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, they were so.

[Jamila]

His calves were more so resting on my shoulder.

[Mel Mitchell]

And them is big. So them big ass heavy legs are just.

[Jamila]

And that's why I was like, I

[Mel Mitchell]

wish to God there was video.

[Mecca]

If that's so. Raven was like an adult TV ma show. That's something I can imagine Raven going through.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jamila]

It wasn't. And then I feel like I will

[Mel Mitchell]

say, once we got the groove. Once we got the groove, when you was doing it from the back, was he also. Was you standing up still or was you in the bed?

[Jamila]

He was too goddamn tall for anything to, like, really hit.

[Mecca]

You needed an apple box.

[Jamila]

I helped.

[Mel Mitchell]

That would have came in handy. So when he was from the back, what was you doing? Was you standing up on the bed?

[Jamila]

No, I had to get on the bed on my knees. And then he had to get more.

[Mel Mitchell]

Was you kind of giving?

[Tally Berry]

Like, he had the. One of these. He Had a contract through the stomach. Oh, so he had a collapse, dog.

[Mecca]

Collapse.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, he don't walk.

[Jamila]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tally Berry]

No, no, I'm not for nothing. He sounds like a real pipe taker.

[Jamila]

Like, he really took myself.

[Mel Mitchell]

And so did you do a hand on. Did you give one of these.

[Tally Berry]

My, my, my.

[Jamila]

I. I was trying to get. I was. I was trying. I was trying my best to get, cuz, you know? But the thing is.

[Mel Mitchell]

Can we get a demonstration?

[Mecca]

Okay. Okay. There we go.

[Jamila]

I was really trying. Now you gotta remember.

[Tally Berry]

And this is a long ass, nigga.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Jamila]

He's long as fuck.

[Mecca]

I'm a boom, Mikey.

[Jamila]

Like, I'm really. I'm really like, oh, my God, please. And then, you know what I thought.

[Tally Berry]

I want you to know I saw your butt cheek. You really. The fucking ass cheeks.

[Mel Mitchell]

And say,

[Tally Berry]

I'm still in the jiggle.

[Mel Mitchell]

So now that we seen that, I want everybody out here to know that's what your niggas looks like from the back. Them ass is clenching and clapping.

[Jamila]

You want to hear? I've seen how n. Like, how their butt creases when they go. And in my head, I was like, I need to do hard enough so that my butt is creasing.

[Mecca]

It's a workout. Like you at the gym.

[Jamila]

I respect them so much more for it.

[Tally Berry]

I really do.

[Jamila]

Because it was a workout.

[Tally Berry]

I'm glad that this discussion was opened up. I do think it has taken some turns that I could not have predicted. The fact this nigga had his calves on your shoulders.

[Mel Mitchell]

Was that spelled right?

[Tally Berry]

That's something.

[Mel Mitchell]

Probably so.

[Mecca]

Probably that is something.

[Jamila]

I mean, here's the thing.

[Mecca]

It's something. It is something.

[Tally Berry]

It's something.

[Jamila]

Maybe he's a nice fella. He taps in from time to time.

[Tally Berry]

I bet he do this somebody. Lawyer.

[Jamila]

This is a very. A very popular lawyer. Ooh. He had money for shit, y'.

[Mel Mitchell]

All.

[Tally Berry]

I'll fuck him.

[Jamila]

You know, before it went like this and before I decided I was gonna move, I was like, maybe I should.

[Mel Mitchell]

So he never fucked around you. You only fucked him?

[Jamila]

He never fucked me.

[Mel Mitchell]

Actually.

[Tally Berry]

That was a thing. Wait a minute. You was in a pago session and never took the pagod, so do it

[Mecca]

even count as a body?

[Tally Berry]

No, no, it counts. No, it doesn't. Yeah.

[Jamila]

Let me tell you what happened.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause the limit doesn't exist.

[Jamila]

I got so drunk to be able to do this and was so tired

[Mel Mitchell]

by the end that I said,

[Jamila]

that's why them niggas be passing out like that.

[Mel Mitchell]

For real.

[Jamila]

Were you.

[Mel Mitchell]

But ass Naked with the strap.

[Jamila]

I must have. I might have fell asleep with the strap on. Straight up.

[Mecca]

Did you wear sports bra? Did you fully commit?

[Jamila]

I was fully naked.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

I look like crazy.

[Jamila]

I was looking sexy as. I was like 20 pounds.

[Mecca]

What color was the dick?

[Tally Berry]

It was black.

[Jamila]

Everything was black.

[Mel Mitchell]

Black as in black?

[Jamila]

No, no, black, black. Not like black people. It was like black.

[Mecca]

Oh, okay. Because I was like, do we have the turquoise ones?

[Jamila]

I feel like because he's a lawyer and so serious, he had to just. He didn't have nothing with no fun colors.

[Tally Berry]

What's happening?

[Mecca]

A frat. Ooh, my God. On today, that the questions that need to be. Which one?

[Jamila]

Which one?

[Mel Mitchell]

I got two.

[Tally Berry]

Don't say it because it might be too incriminating. We'll talk off.

[Jamila]

I don't want to be able to

[Tally Berry]

because you know dmv, small dots get quickly.

[Mecca]

Get texted.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah. Get connected.

[Mel Mitchell]

This was great.

[Tally Berry]

I really enjoyed.

[Jamila]

We ain't even spending. We gotta do a whole last set. Okay, hold on, y'. All. Let me come back from the strap.

[Tally Berry]

Come back from the strap.

[Jamila]

This is our second section, spinning.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I want to learn about more about these spells. I got some.

[Tally Berry]

I don't think I'm going to tell you anything else.

[Mel Mitchell]

I got some practices to do.

[Jamila]

You need to do your specifics.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. I'm going to try something tonight and I'm going to let y' all know how.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Jamila]

She's going to get in business tonight.

[Mel Mitchell]

Honestly, I was going to do my. Myself, myself.

[Mecca]

Manifest manifestations.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I'mma manifest some. So if y' all see me with Beyonce in the next week or so.

[Tally Berry]

Illuminati.

[Mecca]

What's happened?

[Mel Mitchell]

Just know what happened.

[Mecca]

Going crazy.

[Jamila]

This is our segment spinning where y' all send y' all nasty, lowdown gutter snipe situations to me and Jamila to put a little bit of the PR spin and a little bit of big cousin sister Le advice on. Now, keep in mind, Jam and I are not PR professionals. We just studied undergrad. We just studied public relations. I'm still sorry. I haven't thought about that in, like, years.

[Mecca]

You peg mined. Your mind is pegged.

[Mel Mitchell]

And like, I haven't.

[Jamila]

I swear to God, I haven't thought about that in five years. And I only did it for. And I don't regret nothing.

[Tally Berry]

I'm glad that I know. I really, I really. It's a great story.

[Jamila]

You know, when I tell it, it's fine. Yeah. If you're gonna send anything into us, y' all send it to hingedinmoralpodmail.com don't forget to include your ages, your race, your sexual orientation, your political affiliations. If you're a man, you need to include your height and be messy. Y' all have been sending us some

[Mel Mitchell]

really, really good messy situations.

[Jamila]

Jamela, what do we have this week?

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm just trying to get situated. I feel like I just did a lot of movement.

[Tally Berry]

You were. You wanna switch?

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm already committed. I do have a wedgie, though, so

[Jamila]

when we're done, you know how you a director? This is a director's chair. Ah, there you go.

[Mel Mitchell]

All right, let me see if I can. I gotta let my eyes focus for a second. Y' all know I don't wear my glasses. Okay.

[Mecca]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

There we go.

[Jamila]

Thank you.

[Mel Mitchell]

I love the show. I started watching you both on TikTok and honestly didn't see the podcast coming. I watched the first episode explaining why you all started and was definitely a good message to not be afraid to pivot and start something new. I love seeing y' all boss up into my situation. My name is G. I'm 25, woman and in. Is that CLT? Charlotte. Charlotte. Okay, Charlotte.

[Jamila]

I was Connecticut.

[Mel Mitchell]

I moved here about a year and a half ago and didn't go out much last summer. This summer I'm changing that. I went to some day parties in the spring. And let me tell you, when I pop out the N words, the niggas be on my body bad. I'm a late bloomer and I guess this is my glow up. Or I'm just a new face or prey. But I'm not used to getting this much attention when I go out. I don't have a physical type per se. In all the different shades, height, I'm 5 4, so if. So if you're taller than me, I'm cool. Careers, right?

[Tally Berry]

Her too.

[Mel Mitchell]

Careers. Charlotte is a place for business professionals. So the niggas love to. Love to let you know what they do for a living. Come up. Okay. I'm getting vertigo with the movement.

[Mecca]

I'm sorry. I was trying to come up.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay. Come up to me with my number. The niggas that come up to me, be cute. But like, you know, when you go. When you go out and spot a nigga, you're like, yeah, I like how he moving around.

[Tally Berry]

Ain't he fine?

[Mel Mitchell]

Basically, the guy I want never approaches me. Ugh. I hate when that happens. I took matters into my own hands one day and listened to a homeboy of mine.

[Tally Berry]

Ugh.

[Mel Mitchell]

Be careful with doing that. I Called him R, we're gonna call him R and attempted to shoot my shot. We're gonna call my target. We're gonna call my target practice. J. I got friend zoned E Y. I ran the convo back to R and he said I didn't give flirty. So I said, R, I can't take that loss for real. And if he give me. And he gave me some shitty advice that I took a few days later. And now I'm sitting in Jay's dm.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, my God.

[Mel Mitchell]

My cousin A. Oh, a woman. A woman. My cousin a woman told me it is A.

[Jamila]

Okay.

[Mel Mitchell]

My cousin, cousin A, who's a woman told me I shouldn't have listened to R because what his success rate? What is his success rate of giving niggas period type shit? And you know what? Hell yeah. I'm slow to listen to a man. Now I have a feeling I'm gonna see Jay again out and about, and I want to know how I could spin it. Cause them niggas give thirsty Cause. Wait, what? Cause them messages gave thirsty bitch a little bit. And I'm cringed out every time I think about it. And what's your advice for getting the niggas you want when you're out? Like I said, the don't be ugly. They just aren't who I have my eye on. I wish you would have sent what you said in the DM so I could fully, fully understand what you said. Like, if it was od, cringey. Because sometimes we overthink what we said.

[Mecca]

But she said she a late bloomer, so she don't know how to talk to nowhere.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, so she probably said some.

[Mecca]

I'm thinking of the tick tock comments how like, I was reading a com, watching the video. Excuse me. Today, talking about how the girls. It went from like, cute little. Oh, hey, louder than everybody to fuck me in my ass, nigga.

[Mel Mitchell]

It was like, I've seen a boy just recently do like a. Let me show you some of the girls that's been in my DMs. And I was like, sisters, hey, be a lady. The fuck are y' all on?

[Mecca]

Y' all don't have no kind of finesse to.

[Tally Berry]

And you gotta say that freaky shit to where it's not verifiable, like, off rip, like, in the first. Getting to know the person, even if you. It's been a N I've been dealing with from the moment I saw that N, I was like, me and you gonna be doing some fucking. Literally, all I said, I Shot my. I said, hey, I think you're handsome. Do you want to meet me at the Mexican and get margaritas in a couple hours?

[Jamila]

You can be so normal. And even if you can be on some freaky shit. I remember back, I used to shoot my shot at n a lot. I shot my shot so hard, I ended up in Baltimore. So, like, I used to send niggas. There was a picture of Obama leaning against the sign, and they had edited the sign to say 69. And I used to send that to niggas and it in some.

[Tally Berry]

It's a cute kiki.

[Jamila]

It's not fuck me and my asshole,

[Mel Mitchell]

but it might as well have been.

[Jamila]

But it's Obama with sunglasses on leaning against a sign like, it's like, silly as camp.

[Mecca]

You gotta be funny.

[Jamila]

Niggas love funny bitches.

[Mecca]

Funny is easier to recover from too. Even if they don't reply. Like, even with me, the boy on Twitter who I was just being funny with on the timeline, I fucking marry him in what, four months, you know, But I was speaking funny because, like, the first message, he popped up in my timeline with a cute picture. So I posted Kelly from Insecure. And she was like. And I was like, ooh, they love a meme.

[Jamila]

That's.

[Mecca]

I made him laugh. And he was like, oh, hey, follow me. I'm like, okay, period. And then like, we exchanged like a little LOL here and there on Twitter. Then he had retweeted Tally because everybody. It's not even that Tally wanted my. But everybody was saying something because it was like a viral picture at the time. So he followed Tally too, at the time. And then we all were friends, not saying, this is calm down, but I ain't know I was gonna marry nigga. We was just being funny on Twitter. But Tally had said something about her boss calling her and said, girl, get off my phone, or something like that. You tweeted something about your old boss and he laughed at the message. Or I think maybe I retweeted and he laughed at me retweeting you. Maybe that's what it was. Whatever the case may be, he laughed at my tweet about me talking about phones. So I dmed him with the gif of the tattooed nigga going like this.

[Tally Berry]

That's my favorite gif.

[Mecca]

I was like, speaking of phones, my

[Mel Mitchell]

nigga, he was like, between them digits.

[Mecca]

And then he was like, phone like numbers, like the 10 digit count. I said, we. We fucking got him.

[Tally Berry]

I'm never funny when I'm shooting my shot. I'm never funny in person or I'm not a. I don't do jokes because I want you to know that I'm serious. And if it's not gonna happen, I want that to also be serious. And because I don't be. First of all, I don't be wanting niggas like that. I don't. I can see a fine nigga and be like, fine n. And I'm cool, but like, when I want a nigga, I'll be like, hey, you're handsome.

[Jamila]

I want you.

[Tally Berry]

I would like to see you at this time.

[Mecca]

But she's 25 and she's 25. So when I was 25, that's when I was still shooting my shot. Now we 31. 25 years was outside, I was gonna say.

[Jamila]

Cause I don't really shoot my shot no more.

[Mecca]

We done kinda grew out of it

[Mel Mitchell]

back in the day, though. Been a shot shooter. Because I can identify with Ms. G. I have been. I don't even know if it was fully turned down, but it wasn't the response that I fucking wanted. So I was like, oh, never do it. Never do it again. I was an ugly, disgusting dumpster bitch. So now I have to kill myself. Thanks. So it was just like, that's what I. I don't like rejection. And then like, I hate when boys be like, well, how do you think we feel? I don't give a fuck how you feel.

[Tally Berry]

I don't give a fuck how you feel. But also, like, I have, like, behavioral stu snafus with n all the time that I have to then, like, dig myself out of. So I think it's really easy, like, if you feel like it gave thirsty bitching the messages to just come clean in a way where you still have some pride and just be like, I was nervous. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think you're not too much to where you like, be. Not gonna care. Cause just, hey, I was nervous.

[Mecca]

Oh, my God. My cousin had my phone.

[Mel Mitchell]

The funny thing is, though, like, it probably went over that nigga head so much. The things like, niggas actually never care the way that you do. So I promise you, you could literally, if you see him person just be like, what's up? Like, act like y' all. Just act like y' all already act like because y' all have already had an interaction. So what I would say is if you see the. At like a club bar or whatever, the deal is you go up, just be like, hey, what's up? Like, act like that didn't happen?

[Mecca]

Because what is he going to the actual famous?

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

And he was like, don't I know you? I was like, no, really?

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't think. Act the same way. You be thinking, like, damn. Did that. Remember the interaction? You need him to be thinking the same thing. Like, damn. Does that. Do I. Does she remember talking to me?

[Tally Berry]

And then you need to think. Just boys. It's just boys. That's what I tell the girls all the time. It's. I have. Listen, I have dated a nigga who, on my first night of meeting him, I told him to go fuck himself and I called him an idiot. I have dated a nigga where I got so drunk that I crawled on the pool table at the bar. Nothing bad happened. They're just boys. They're just stupid. And at the end of the day, they want to fuck you and be around you.

[Mel Mitchell]

They do. You actually, what you don't have to worry about is like, not ever getting laid. You know what I'm saying? You're going to be okay. At the end of the day, like, I promise you, there's going to be a nigga out there that really wants to fuck you. But it's like as far as, like, your whole flirting, like, how to get the nigga like that part of the question. What I will say is you don't necessarily have to shoot your shot to flirt. You know what I'm saying? Like, for example, we're at. Let's pretend we're at a little networking event. Because I will say, in my experience, the networking events is actually where the niggas be versus the club and the bar. They're also way more approachable.

[Mecca]

A little stupid Atlanta, little young black

[Mel Mitchell]

people fashion respond, oh, baby, let me tell you, those are always far more approachable. It's a lot more chill versus like a club bar. Cause a lot of times n are going with their friends to just have a good time. So it's like they're not really even on that peripheral. So boom, you're there. First things first. Eye contact, obviously. Witchcraft, as we said before. Getting your witchcraft bag. Get your eye contact in over the glasses. If you wear glasses. And so for me, I like I said, I do not shoot my shot, but I am a very flirtatious lady. Okay, this is Gemini spirit in me or the Jezebel.

[Tally Berry]

You're a Gemini?

[Jamila]

Yes.

[Tally Berry]

Okay.

[Jamila]

Period.

[Mecca]

You gotta call him sir a little. You tell me, what are you drinking? Sex on the beat.

[Tally Berry]

And then after a couple drinks for me, this may. Now for me, because I'm a bold person. If you don't have a bold personality or you shy is. Remember when Remy Ma was on stage and she was kind of like, trying to get into it, but it fell flat? Cause she was awkward at the end. You really gotta stick to it.

[Jamila]

You have to commit.

[Tally Berry]

You have to commit. When I'm really flirty with a nigga. And this has a 92% sex. Not sex. Well, sex rate, but success rate. After a couple drinks. We both been drinking. I just look when I go, you wanna fuck me, don't you?

[Mecca]

Oh, you a fucking me.

[Tally Berry]

Literally.

[Mecca]

Miami.

[Tally Berry]

And it works every single time. Especially, like, if that's really fun and hot. Yes.

[Mel Mitchell]

And then with your titties. Like.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah. Especially if being a girlfriend or being in a relationship is not top of mind. Like, I'll take it, but it's not my goal. I'll look niggas in. That's how I got.

[Mecca]

Mm.

[Tally Berry]

That's how I got. Just looking around. You want to fuck me, don't you? And smile and hold the silence. Just let it sit. If you leave. If you say anything after you want to fuck me and you realize you tripped up or you feel naked, it's gonna fall. You have to say it.

[Mecca]

And you gotta be ready to be really.

[Tally Berry]

And you gotta be ready to.

[Mecca]

You gotta be ready to like that. I promise you. Right then.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm gonna try that. Yeah. Now with the new nigga, I'm gonna try that with a nigga I'm already talking to.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Because I gotta soft launch it.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause I'm scaredy cat. I'm the type like you want. Wait, do you wanna.

[Tally Berry]

My bad. Hold on.

[Mecca]

Okay. Practice. Everybody gonna do okay. You've done yours. Mecca, you do yours. We're gonna give her.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. Like, give me time. Cause I'm nervous.

[Mecca]

Go ahead. I'm do yours.

[Jamila]

You have to let it be silent at the beginning.

[Mecca]

Yeah.

[Jamila]

Cause we serious. Do you want to fuck me?

[Tally Berry]

And then a smile.

[Jamila]

Yeah, I know that nigga. I done pegged a nigga. I know them.

[Mecca]

Did it, Big daddy. Okay. For me. You want to fuck me.

[Tally Berry]

That sounds so much like you.

[Mel Mitchell]

And it is you.

[Tally Berry]

But they want to fuck me. They gave a little Kiki.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like, they gave a little.

[Tally Berry]

It's a little kiki kicky with it.

[Mel Mitchell]

If you do like Krabby Patty, don't shoot.

[Mecca]

It's a very, like, youngish child.

[Tally Berry]

You want to fuck me?

[Mecca]

Yeah, you know I like that.

[Tally Berry]

I like that.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mecca]

See, you gotta put your own twist on it. But it was still Hot.

[Tally Berry]

It was still hot.

[Mecca]

And it was still hot.

[Tally Berry]

And the eye contact. Both of y' all still there.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm literally so nervous.

[Mecca]

Guys, hold on.

[Tally Berry]

Okay. I'm not gonna look at you. Well, yes, I am.

[Mel Mitchell]

It's the chair.

[Mecca]

Squeak, squeak, squeak.

[Jamila]

Okay.

[Tally Berry]

Your chair made out of spongebob boots. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

[Mecca]

Em.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay.

[Mecca]

Lock in.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm trying. Guys, this is really hard for me. This is the problem. Why did y' all not laugh?

[Mecca]

It's not funny. Because we real big pussy bitches. You can get your pussy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, I guess I'm little pussy.

[Jamila]

But imagine if you was. You could do it like you're laughing to yourself. You're gonna be like, what's funny?

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, okay, let me do that. And then somehow fuck me. Okay, okay.

[Jamila]

Exactly.

[Mecca]

Let me do it.

[Tally Berry]

Are you being the man?

[Mecca]

Yeah, I'm being the man. Okay. Go ahead, do it. What you laughing at?

[Tally Berry]

You wouldn't have to do the voice. You could have just said it regular.

[Mel Mitchell]

Let's try that again.

[Mecca]

All right, I'm gonna say it regular.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm saying I can't play.

[Mecca]

What you laughing at?

[Mel Mitchell]

You wanna fuck?

[Tally Berry]

But you started so straight on. You did. You cobbled it in the middle.

[Mecca]

Everybody shut up.

[Tally Berry]

If you gotta pretend to be somebody else, do that.

[Mecca]

Your Beyonce.

[Tally Berry]

Your Beyonce.

[Mecca]

You wanna fuck me, don't you? Don't you?

[Mel Mitchell]

I am crazy.

[Mecca]

Okay.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay. You wanna fuck me, don't you?

[Tally Berry]

No. You're making it a camera caricature.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Mecca]

All of that.

[Tally Berry]

All of that. It's already a sexy thing you're saying. It's a cool. It's. No. Okay, just. It's.

[Mecca]

It's like you gotta, like. Not saying literally do this, but like, this is your. Your vibe. It's like you wanna me.

[Tally Berry]

The. You've already got the dick in your mind because the dick already yours. Cause you know the nigga, you gotta claim it. I already know you want to me.

[Mel Mitchell]

But let me just.

[Tally Berry]

And it's also you taking the pressure off of it. Because I tell dudes all the time. Like, if I feel like they overperforming for me, I just.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm gonna. You.

[Tally Berry]

No, you can't.

[Mecca]

You gotta say all that weird. I was already gonna.

[Tally Berry]

I'm already gonna you. I knew that before I got here. So just be cool, okay?

[Mecca]

Be you.

[Mel Mitchell]

Be normal.

[Tally Berry]

Be normal. So just. Just. So just say it. Just like you.

[Jamila]

You don't me, don't you.

[Mel Mitchell]

You want to me, don't you.

[Tally Berry]

That's silly. I like it. That was the best one.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was Good.

[Tally Berry]

It was your personality. I like that.

[Jamila]

If you stuck your tongue.

[Mel Mitchell]

Slow it down. Okay, you wanna. I feel like I was like, you wanna hang with a baby?

[Tally Berry]

You wanna hang with a bad bitch, but. Except the bad is your bad.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, you want to fuck me, don't you?

[Tally Berry]

Perfect. No, the look was good.

[Mel Mitchell]

That was good.

[Tally Berry]

That was good.

[Mecca]

Yes. Okay, little look up, down.

[Mel Mitchell]

Like it did feel scary still.

[Tally Berry]

And just hold the silence.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay, so now I got. So we gotta be quiet after. Okay, so let's try so.

[Tally Berry]

Cause what's gonna. For me, in my experience, this is only niggas that I've actually fucked with. I can't say that this is for all niggas. I get sent the same nigga every single time I have. Every single nigga I've been with since I've been in high school has been the same exact nigga. So also, grain of salt, what has happened in my experience is that they kind of just go. And I just kind of go. And they're like, well, yes. And I'm like, well, do you want to finish a date? You want to keep hanging out or you want to go? Either is fine. Or we could do it later. It don't have to be today. But just know that I know you want to fuck me, and that's where we're at.

[Mecca]

And it takes the pressure off, like. Well, yes, I was over here tap dancing for the coochie, but thank you for letting me know.

[Jamila]

I mean, I would only say it, though, if I was trying to fuck that night personally, because I feel like I'm not.

[Mel Mitchell]

I figured Dick would stand up after me.

[Mecca]

And you said, oh, sure, he's gonna be like, let's go now.

[Jamila]

Yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

And I like. But I do now on a date, right? Once I'm loosey goose, you know what I'm saying? I'm getting a little. It's giving one of these, like, yeah, yeah. Once I'm there with it. And once I'm like, oh, I do like him. And it's like, it's gonna do that. I'm good for it. Let's go.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, and that's cute, too. And that's sexy, too.

[Mel Mitchell]

Let's go. Come on, let's go.

[Mecca]

No, no, no. Not even. Let's go. I'm ready.

[Mel Mitchell]

Okay. And then sometimes you gotta say it in air, like, I'm ready to go when you are. You ready to go?

[Mecca]

You ready?

[Tally Berry]

I love to tell your friends goodbye, too.

[Mel Mitchell]

Ooh, I like what to do. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite.

[Tally Berry]

Especially if you're around some that he like when he got.

[Mel Mitchell]

And then you gotta sit there like, tell everybody, I'll be in the car.

[Tally Berry]

I'll get my shit. Go tell your friends goodbye and I'll go get in the car. Explain that to them.

[Mel Mitchell]

We leaving.

[Jamila]

Power move.

[Mecca]

Pussy waiting on me at home. Power move.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, so you're a pussy face in the world.

[Tally Berry]

Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah.

[Mecca]

She's big pussy face world.

[Tally Berry]

Let's tell.

[Jamila]

Tell them bye These world.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm. I'm kind of like, I'm really willy shy.

[Jamila]

Pussy shy, Pussy shy.

[Mel Mitchell]

Did we help Ms. G?

[Tally Berry]

Well, we taught her how to talk to the boys.

[Mecca]

You want to stop being about you a long time ago.

[Tally Berry]

We going to have this child being

[Jamila]

out here saying you want to.

[Mel Mitchell]

You want to. Me She f to say that.

[Tally Berry]

You don't say none of that.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't know if you ready for that, Ms. G. I think you need to start on ground zero.

[Mecca]

Start with the hello. Hi, how are you? My name is G. And put some

[Tally Berry]

lashes on, do some mascara.

[Jamila]

Make sure you feel.

[Mel Mitchell]

Even if you know, you have to have a blink. Cause blinks are important. I'm a blinky blink blink and a good smile goes away. Like, I'm an eye contact smile queen. And like, once you get a drink, especially like if he's like. If you're talking by the bar and he's like, what do you want for drink? You know, get your drink and sit right there, sip it and be like, order something cute. And you know what you got to do? Put that drink right up and then the titties. Sip it and look like this.

[Tally Berry]

She ain't had titties but a month. I don't order nothing cute. That is my downfall.

[Mecca]

She like, let me get a.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, you get a. A hairy drink.

[Tally Berry]

No, 100%. Let me get it on.

[Mecca]

Whiskey drink with a whiskey.

[Mel Mitchell]

That's why you was on that pool table. You drinking multiple whiskey everywhere. Now we.

[Tally Berry]

That is actually exactly what I'm saying.

[Mecca]

She took me to a whiskey farm and I was supposed to be excited about it.

[Tally Berry]

I didn't take you to a whiskey farm. I took you to whiskey row in Kentucky. It was great.

[Mel Mitchell]

That sounds gross, but. And white.

[Mecca]

And I'm sitting here like, yay, you gotta put it. I'm sipping it all slowly.

[Mel Mitchell]

And then if the nigga is talking, she's having time in her life.

[Mecca]

I let her have it. Did I let you enjoy it?

[Tally Berry]

I had a blast.

[Mecca]

I let her enjoy it, but I was not having a good time. Everything was nasty.

[Mel Mitchell]

I mean, it's whiskey.

[Tally Berry]

Whiskey is good.

[Mecca]

That's the thing.

[Tally Berry]

Y' all don't know how to drink.

[Mel Mitchell]

You're right.

[Tally Berry]

Stick with me.

[Mel Mitchell]

You.

[Tally Berry]

You go places. And you.

[Mel Mitchell]

I got a little tolerance.

[Tally Berry]

You like sugar drinks?

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

You like sugar drinks.

[Mel Mitchell]

I don't drink with Kendra spirits over here.

[Jamila]

That's what.

[Tally Berry]

That's why we already said this.

[Jamila]

I said, oh, I see the compare.

[Tally Berry]

I don't know.

[Jamila]

They've been saying, like, oh, Mel Jameela Mecca, Tally. I see it. Y' all know it makes sense. I do see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mel Mitchell]

Cause I need me something fruity and tooty, like water.

[Tally Berry]

Garnish me up as far as fruit in my drink. I want a splash of cranberry.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, I hate you splash, bitches.

[Tally Berry]

One splash of cranberry.

[Mel Mitchell]

Y' all be like, let me. Let me get 8 ounces of vodka and light soda and a slight squeeze of lemon.

[Jamila]

Clock us out.

[Tally Berry]

Three lemons.

[Jamila]

Clock us out. That's for if you watch Real Housewives.

[Mecca]

Beverly on the rocks. Take one, rock, shove it up your asshole.

[Mel Mitchell]

You know, what can I do?

[Tally Berry]

But my mother. I want it to be like, my mom so bad. My mother's signature drink was scotch. And she would be so upset if

[Mel Mitchell]

I was talking scotch.

[Tally Berry]

Yeah, she was a scotch drinker. So much like her nickname, like, on the scene. Like, niggas call her Scotch Cocci. They know that's what she is.

[Mel Mitchell]

But she was cool bitch.

[Tally Berry]

She was cool bitch, like, when it came to scotch. And so, like, I grew up, growing up, wanted to do every single thing like my mother. And when I started to drink and I realized that I actually like, like scotch, I like whiskey. I'm like, oh, this might just be something, like, hereditary. Mind you, I come from moonshine people, like, in Mississippi. Like, I come from the corn liquor people. So, like, drinking, like, is a thing you do that. It's drinking. So I don't know. My mom did it. I thought it was cool. I thought it, you know, hot bitch wearing all black, drinking hot.

[Mel Mitchell]

I thought I wouldn't, like, you know,

[Tally Berry]

you a hot bitch. Hot bitch wearing all black, drinking scotch. That's sexy.

[Mel Mitchell]

I thought I would like liquor because my. My dad really likes liquor. But I was like, hey, this is nasty.

[Jamila]

Wait, does your dad drink scotch?

[Mel Mitchell]

My dad drinks anything.

[Jamila]

Oh, okay.

[Mel Mitchell]

But he, like, he. He's the type of that, like, will taste it and be like, I tasty. He's, like, real smooth. Cause I can. It's nasty. It's. It stinks.

[Tally Berry]

It's nasty.

[Mel Mitchell]

It all tastes like earwax and. And fucking rubbing alcohol.

[Jamila]

I will say, when we first started drinking, my go to drink was whiskey sour. I loved whiskey sours because they weren't too sweet.

[Mecca]

But it still.

[Jamila]

You can. It cuts the liquor. Then when the tequila wave happened, I got on the tequila wave.

[Mecca]

And then, how's y' all young? You know, I be forgetting the age. Even though it's like two, three years that difference.

[Jamila]

And then Beyonce dropped Sir Davis Obligatory. I went and got it. We took the shot together. That shit was shot my ass shot. Had you. I said I took that. Oh. This is why I was. I love doing handstands in the club. Cause I was drinking two and three whiskey sours in the night.

[Mecca]

Cause when we came to school, that's when it was like blue motherfuckers. Sex with adios. Amaretta sour.

[Mel Mitchell]

I had a blue Loretta Era was a.

[Mecca]

They used to have, like. What was it called? Pictures. And we just put the straws in the pitcher and walk around the club with the blue motherfucker.

[Jamila]

They did that at EL REY In

[Mecca]

D.C. it was the nigga out off that picture. It was insane. And we still on that Hennessy, like, Henny thing. Goes to the little party.

[Tally Berry]

Shit, y' all Hennessy, like, I had several servings of Hennessy, like, a week and a half ago.

[Jamila]

You was fucked up.

[Tally Berry]

I hear you. I had a goddamn blast. I love me some Hennessy.

[Jamila]

You remember when Wendy's first dropped that lemonade back in 2016?

[Tally Berry]

We used to be pouring Henny Doucet.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, the Doucet. And Lem. That moment was quite a moment.

[Jamila]

You get you a lemonade, a real faux fa.

[Tally Berry]

Fa. If I put Doucet and lemonade and a 44 in my body right now, I would literally explode into matter.

[Mecca]

It's matter, like your face in that fucking Titanic stuff.

[Jamila]

Have you seen that? And Jelani always posted that gif of Patrick putting spongebob in his face.

[Mecca]

And that would beat me off.

[Tally Berry]

Painting in a fault. No, I went out to this sports bar out in Morrow called All In. I made a TikTok about it. And they have, like, true, like, biblically accurate blue motherfuckers in there. And I saw it on the menu, and I knew it was gonna be real when I saw it on the menu, the picture. But I wasn't gonna order it. It's my cousin's birthday. I had me a couple tequilas and cranberry. My cousin, in all her wisdom, orders us a blue motherfucker.

[Mel Mitchell]

This Bitch fat.

[Tally Berry]

It's about biggest size in your motherfucking head.

[Mel Mitchell]

Oh, God, this bitch huge.

[Tally Berry]

I drank that bitch. I saw the room was moving in waves. My body remembered it. You don't like the feeling.

[Mecca]

But the room

[Tally Berry]

horror story actually so crazy. And I said, I cannot believe that multiple times a week I was drinking this in college. Well, I did some things and then I went and lay down, but I had to lay down.

[Jamila]

I mean, you can't. You gots to do something in between. There's some type of activity that's like

[Mecca]

them crown apple days. I used to just do anything out

[Jamila]

that crown apple days me off that Paul Masson.

[Mecca]

My God. On this evening, Paul.

[Tally Berry]

If I'm drinking Paul Mason, I'm going to do a long. Like I'm gonna get a long sentence for the crime that I'm gonna do.

[Jamila]

Obviously. Hey, no shade. Whenever I go back to homecoming, I get me a personal Paul.

[Tally Berry]

A personal paw.

[Jamila]

A personal just for nostalgia. It be getting me.

[Mecca]

Thank you.

[Jamila]

To this day, it gets me right. I'm going back to homecoming.

[Tally Berry]

It's like certain brands you can't never go back to.

[Mel Mitchell]

Brandi, it's gonna fucking. Some things you can't go back to because it's like what you did to me before. Like the last time I was on Paul and Sign. I don't even know how I got this drunk, but I did. We ended up at Hole in the Wall. I don't remember getting there. And I had to the bathroom to throw everything up, including my intestines. And we barely made it home. And there's a picture of me that looks like I'm deceased in my bed.

[Tally Berry]

That's how I feel about Jameson.

[Mel Mitchell]

And it's one of my party tricks to pull it out.

[Jamila]

Jamie.

[Tally Berry]

I lost a shot contest using Jameson. I had to drive myself to the hospital to the point where the hospital staff was like, you drove here? Hyundai parked in the fucking ambulance bay like a fucking Rolls. I parked my shit, got out, left

[Mecca]

the door open like fucking Jordan Bell.

[Tally Berry]

Literally, like, me first. Everybody was in the emergency room.

[Mecca]

Fucking GI Joe crawl to the bed.

[Tally Berry]

I had to pump my stomach. The nurse was like, so you operated a vehicle here?

[Mel Mitchell]

I was like, bitch, like, you finna call the law? Yeah, fix me.

[Tally Berry]

I was like, if I'm gonna get a dui, I can just leave. I don't want that. But I don't feel right.

[Mecca]

I think I'm dying. I said, woo, baby.

[Mel Mitchell]

Well, G. Which I don't condone.

[Tally Berry]

Drinking and driving is. That's not Good.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tally Berry]

I don't drive vehicles anymore.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah, G. I hope within something we. You gathered something. I think we gave you some good nuggets. You kind of have to piece it together. We would love an update, but I need you to end the field for at least a month before you update us, because I need you to give me some real good updates. So go in the field, put some

[Tally Berry]

work in, and don't fixate on that one.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah. And it's like, you might just have lost him. It's okay. And no shade. He might not be into you. And that's also super cool. Like, move on to the next nigga and you'll be all right. We've been talking for entirely too long. But I'm just. Oh, damn. The timer has time. So.

[Tally Berry]

I had so much fun.

[Jamila]

This was a break.

[Mel Mitchell]

I'm sure you guys love that. So, yeah, we're gonna go ahead and end it here. Ladies, tell them where y' all can find.

[Jamila]

Where they can find you.

[Tally Berry]

We are @jokesonupod on Twitter. This is Mel Mitchell. I am. Well, are you Mel Mitchell? It's the baddest bitch.

[Mecca]

Baddest Mitch on Twitter. The baddest Mitch on Instagram, it's Mel Mitch. Because some bitch wouldn't let me have both of them. So. But that's also good because when I get dragged on Twitter, they can't find my Instagram.

[Mel Mitchell]

Yeah.

[Tally Berry]

And I'm Tally Berry, baby on all socials.

[Jamila]

Guys, don't forget to follow us at Unhinged Immoral Pods. You know where to find me and Jamila separately. Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon. $8 a month. You get a whole bunch of extras. We don't have anything coming. Oh, yes, yes, yes. If we've. Once this episode's dropped, it will have already passed. But we'll be speaking at the Black Effect Festival on the panels.

[Mel Mitchell]

Girl, pass. By the time y' all seen it.

[Jamila]

At that point, we gonna run down the accol. Regardless, babes, period.

[Mel Mitchell]

We was just at the Black Effect.

[Mecca]

That y' all had seen.

[Mel Mitchell]

That y' all had seen when y' all watched this.

[Jamila]

Exactly.

[Mel Mitchell]

And it went amazing.

[Jamila]

And we love ourselves. And.

[Mel Mitchell]

And maybe we'll update you guys on our pussy manifestations and our witchery in the next couple episodes. Because I'mma put some spells on some niggas real quick.

[Jamila]

Just so we'll see y' all next week.

[Tally Berry]

Bye.

[Mecca]

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