Why is Everyone Trying to Fight?

Summary

Unhinged & Immoral – Episode Summary: "Why is Everyone Trying to Fight?"

Hosts: Jamila Bell and Mecca Evans
Release Date: December 5, 2024
Producer: Diamond MPrint Productions

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Introduction and Special Guest

In the premiere of this episode titled "Why is Everyone Trying to Fight?", hosts Jamila Bell and Mecca Evans introduce their adorable eight-week-old son, Flex Alexander, as their first official guest. Mecca humorously describes Flex's clingy and vocal nature, setting a lively and playful tone for the episode.

Mecca Evans [00:17]: "This is my son, Flex Alexander. He's very clingy at the moment. He's eight weeks old and he whines like someone's abusing him if I leave him in the next room."

Personal Life Updates and Medical Insights

The conversation quickly shifts to personal life updates. Jamila shares her experience living with vasovagal syncope, a genetic disorder that causes her to faint under certain triggers such as exhaustion, heat, and sex. She clarifies that her condition isn't triggered by blood, despite her profession as a doula.

Jamila Bell [01:37]: "I have a disorder, genetic disorder, called vasovagal syncope. It essentially means that my blood vessels constrict, contract whatever the fuck, very quickly, causing me to lose consciousness and feel very nauseous."

Night Out Chronicles and Memorable Encounters

Jamila and Mecca recount their recent nights out, highlighting various venues like Adore, Sugar Room, and Off the Record. They share amusing anecdotes about their interactions with different personalities, including "White Boy Chris," a talented DJ in Houston who impresses them with his skills.

Mecca Evans [07:06]: "That motherfucker is a good DJ."

They also discuss near-confrontations and the chaotic atmosphere of nightlife, emphasizing their low tolerance for reckless behavior in crowded settings.

Confrontations and Aggressive Encounters

A significant portion of the episode revolves around their experiences dealing with aggression and potential fights. At Sugar Room, they nearly get into a physical altercation with a group of intoxicated women, highlighting their readiness to defend themselves and their disdain for disruptive behavior.

Mecca Evans [14:42]: "He was like, what? You got an issue?"

Jamila shares a tense story about nearly confronting a pushy individual, revealing their strong stance against unwarranted aggression.

Jamila Bell [14:52]: "If you put your hands on me, I'm gonna stab you."

Media and Pop Culture Commentary

Transitioning from personal stories, Jamila and Mecca delve into their critiques of the reality TV franchise "Beauty in Black." They analyze character developments, casting choices, and the dramatic tensions that unfold within the show. Their insights reveal a deep engagement with current pop culture trends and media representations.

Jamila Bell [19:20]: "I really love that aspect of it."

Dealing with Personal Conflicts and College Memories

The hosts reminisce about their time at Hampton University, sharing intense and sometimes harrowing experiences. Mecca recounts dealing with a stalking incident during her college years, highlighting the lack of support from campus administration and the challenges of maintaining personal safety.

Mecca Evans [56:29]: "I had a stalker who was literally looking in my windows. That's crazy."

They discuss the emotional toll of these experiences and the lingering impact they have on their current outlooks on conflict and safety.

Listener Interaction and "Spin It" Segment

In their interactive segment "Spin It," Jamila reads a listener's letter seeking advice on how to divorce a lazy but non-abusive husband. The hosts provide unfiltered and direct PR-style advice, suggesting practical steps such as gathering evidence, changing locks, finding new living arrangements, and seeking support from friends and family.

Jamila Bell [70:17]: "Don't ever let no nigga move in, especially if y'all are not together because it will be very hard to get rid of them."

Closing Remarks and Listener Feedback

The episode wraps up with Jamila and Mecca reading and responding to listener comments, which praise the podcast's relatability, humor, and valuable insights. They express gratitude for their audience's support and highlight the improved audio quality of the episode.

Mecca Evans [80:03]: "Thank you so much."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Mecca Evans [00:17]: "This is my son, Flex Alexander. He's very clingy at the moment."
• Jamila Bell [01:37]: "I have a disorder, genetic disorder, called vasovagal syncope."
• Mecca Evans [07:06]: "That motherfucker is a good DJ."
• Jamila Bell [14:52]: "If you put your hands on me, I'm gonna stab you."
• Mecca Evans [56:29]: "I had a stalker who was literally looking in my windows. That's crazy."
• Jamila Bell [70:17]: "Don't ever let no nigga move in, especially if y'all are not together."

Conclusion

"Why is Everyone Trying to Fight?" offers listeners a blend of personal storytelling, sharp pop culture critiques, and candid advice, all delivered with the hosts' signature unfiltered humor and honesty. Jamila Bell and Mecca Evans create an engaging and relatable listening experience, encouraging their audience to tune in weekly for more unhinged and immoral fun.

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Transcript

[Jamila Bell]

She flowing in that cash talk Walk in the booth like Naomi on the.

[Mecca Evans]

Catwalk and tell them bitches whoop, whoop.

[Jamila Bell]

From the jaguar it ain't even right though Push me and I might go she ain't getting money I'm like, what the fuck are hype for? When them bitches bite flow make my appetite go poof gone Voila.

[Mecca Evans]

Magic looking mad good just to pull up on them rampant hey, guys. Welcome back to Unhinged and Immoral. We have a special guest today. This is my son, Flex Alexander. He's very clingy at the moment. He's eight weeks old. And he whines. He, like, literally screams like someone's abusing him if I leave him in the next room. So he is going to be a guest on the pod today. He's our first official guest.

[Jamila Bell]

Yay.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes. They fled out. Flex.

[Jamila Bell]

What you want to start off with first? We have so much.

[Mecca Evans]

We have so much. I mean, now we're so. Last week we were together, and right now Flex is gnawing on my wrist. But we went out. Jameela had me outside every day she was here. Like, I don't even live like that no more.

[Jamila Bell]

And I don't either. I just felt like, when in Rome.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, we don't do that in Houston. I don't go out.

[Jamila Bell]

It's just like, I'm not here all the time. So we're gonna have a great time. We're gonna go out. Duh. I think I got there actually Saturday. I came to your house Sunday night, and I just.

[Mecca Evans]

And then we saw that. And then you fell out at fucking Lost and Found. Remember you?

[Jamila Bell]

I did.

[Mecca Evans]

You have a passing out disease, A condition. What's it called again? Because the whole. No. What? Got it. Was everyone in the comments like, oh, my God, I have that too.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes. I was like, oh, my gosh. Family. So what I have is a disorder, genetic disorder, called vasovagal syncope. It essentially means that my blood vessels constrict, contract whatever the fuck, very quickly. And because it does that, it causes me to lose consciousness and feel very nauseous.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

And fall out. So, you know, some people who have the condition, they have different triggers. The most commonly known trigger is actually the side of blood. But I am not triggered by blood. As a matter of fact, I'm around blood all the time.

[Mecca Evans]

Oh, yeah. Because you're a doula.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

We always forget that little piece that Jamila delivers babies sometimes. Or helps.

[Jamila Bell]

That's a fun fact.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

But those aren't my Triggers. My triggers are typically exhaustion, heat, sex.

[Mecca Evans]

Explain. Elaborate.

[Jamila Bell]

So.

[Mecca Evans]

Wait, have you literally passed out while fucking.

[Jamila Bell]

No, thank God.

[Mecca Evans]

Because that would be crazy.

[Jamila Bell]

That would be such a.

[Mecca Evans]

Isn't that how Kevin Samuels died?

[Jamila Bell]

Well, he had heart problems.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

Ironically, I.

[Mecca Evans]

He fell out on top of that lady.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah. He had, like, a whole heart attack. I am not having heart attack.

[Mecca Evans]

That's really sad, though. Like, on. On the real tip. That's. And that's sad for both of them. Can you imagine? You're fucking someone and they die on top of you? I would scream.

[Jamila Bell]

I would never want to knock the color purple. I don't want any of that to happen. But typically. So you have to think about what happens when you're having intercourse. Not that I've ever done that before, but you have to think about what happens when you're doing those things. It's a lot of action. Right. Exertion. And it can cause your blood vessels to contract. And sometimes it makes me nauseous after, and I just throw up a couple of times.

[Mecca Evans]

Nothing crazy.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah.

[Mecca Evans]

My son is, like, biting the shit out of my finger right now. He's teething. He's like, literally a real baby.

[Jamila Bell]

Oh, yeah. No, them. Them newborns.

[Mecca Evans]

I know you can't see him, but this is. He's so cute.

[Jamila Bell]

I was gonna say. I'm looking at my laptop now. He's so.

[Mecca Evans]

He's so little. He's like, literally.

[Jamila Bell]

I don't know. You getting him after I left is crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

But what. I. I didn't decide I was gonna get him until after you left. You know, I'm an impulsive person. And then I'm so impulsive that, like, I make it happen. Like, I'm not someone who has to think about it. It's like, no, I've decided this. It's happening. Like, I decided to be moving to Houston. If we're even getting back to how I ended up out here. I said, I'm moving to Houston, and three weeks later was living in Houston. Like, no, this is. This is actually my personality type. I'm very impulsive. Crazy. So when you were out here physically, I did not know that he was going to be here. I had not decided that yet. Okay. So I just. What was your favorite night that you were out here? Because we went out every single night as stated.

[Jamila Bell]

Every. Every. Every. So I feel like they were each my fave for different reasons. I feel like the first night where we went to. Where the fuck did we go? Adore a door. I feel like that was Just, like, fun, you know? We had, like, a little section outside, and it was like. It felt good outside. It was hot that day, so it felt nice outside.

[Mecca Evans]

You had passed out earlier in the day, and then, remember, they bought the fan and put it, like, right in front of our section.

[Jamila Bell]

And I said, well, this is exactly what I needed.

[Mecca Evans]

Oh, it was the way you took your sweater off.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, I had to. I had to de. Clothe, because, mind you, it was cool when I had went out earlier. So I'm like, okay, like. Well, like, what am I supposed to do now? I have on a sweater. So I put on a sweater. We get there, I'm like, well, it's rather warm. This won't do. This won't do.

[Mecca Evans]

It just. It wasn't going well.

[Jamila Bell]

Thankfully, I had on a tank top underneath. So I just took my sweater off and just placed it, you know, right beside me, and I was good to go for the night. And then on top of that, the lady ended up figuring out the fan, and we turned the fan and I said, well, now we have a party.

[Mecca Evans]

Something that made me laugh the whole time is that last week on the pod, we said that Jazz and Sharonda are, like, disgustingly lesbian. And then we were able to back that up with evidence because, like, every. Every night, they pulled up together, they were matching.

[Jamila Bell]

Matching.

[Mecca Evans]

And it was like, I told y'all.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm not lying when I say this, they're gay.

[Mecca Evans]

They were black. They were the first night. They were in black and, like, leather. The vibes, like, all black. And. Well, their orange night I thought was really cute because it was like, oh, you guys have given us different aesthetics. Like, y'all are so. Y'all are lit. I love that.

[Jamila Bell]

Very gay. Very gay.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay, so that was Friday.

[Jamila Bell]

No, that was. We went out.

[Mecca Evans]

No, Adore was Friday.

[Jamila Bell]

Adora was Wednesday.

[Mecca Evans]

Thursday was Sugar Room.

[Jamila Bell]

Thursday was Sugar Room, which was cool. That white boy.

[Mecca Evans]

Let me tell you something. Look.

[Jamila Bell]

What's that white boy name?

[Mecca Evans]

That is Chris, girl.

[Jamila Bell]

Shout out to Chris.

[Mecca Evans]

White boy from Houston. Yeah. They say he used to go by White Boy Chris. He go by St. Chris now.

[Jamila Bell]

Well, shout out to St. Christmas, Houston, baby. Your white ass turning to, spinning that goddamn music.

[Mecca Evans]

I said. Every single time. I was telling Sabrina, I said this. You know, like, how people. Because every time we go, like, we be in front, and I know that, like, you know, people recognize you. I'm like, this motherfucker probably think we following him, but his. His shit be so lit that it's like he. You know, we do we do. I mean, I follow him on Instagram, so whenever he posts that he's doing an event, I'm like, oh, we should go to this. And it's always like. I have to say, he is never disappointed. Like, anything that man dj, like, even the way he's spinning the mix and the transitions, that's like the sign of a good DJ that. Yeah, I keep wanting to call him a nigga. That motherfucker is a good dj.

[Jamila Bell]

Like, you fucking wigga. Good shit on Instagram. I'm like, let me know when you in Atlanta.

[Mecca Evans]

You know, he be traveling too. He was living in a couple of.

[Jamila Bell]

Let me know. Cause that white boy can spin. Shout out to you. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a little one and two. I'll give you a little one and two.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

No, he ate, so that was cool. And then we followed him again for the next day.

[Mecca Evans]

That's why. No, but this is why I said, ugh, he forgot what that was.

[Jamila Bell]

But. Oh, oh, oh. The record. Lost Record.

[Mecca Evans]

Off the Record. Off the Record. So he was at Sugar Room Thursday, and then he's at off the Record on Fridays.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, but we didn't even really get to see him at off the Record because he got there later. But the DJ there was cool, too.

[Mecca Evans]

We was to child.

[Jamila Bell]

And that was such a cute spot.

[Mecca Evans]

I love off the Record is so cute. Like, aesthetically, how they had it.

[Jamila Bell]

They had a Michael Jackson mural by the bathroom.

[Mecca Evans]

I went on a date there one time and the date was, like, not good. But that was the first time I went there. And I was like.

[Jamila Bell]

I was going to say that's a cute date spot, though.

[Mecca Evans]

Not when the nigga doesn't, like, makes you buy your own drink. Oh, yeah. But then I didn't end up paying for it because the bartender had recognized me from TikTok. So when I went to hand her my card, she was like, oh, no, girl, it's good. And I was like, oh, my God, Thank. But it wasn't that we went there on a night where it wasn't crowded. It was like a random Wednesday night or something like that. So she kind of was peeping what was going on? And then she got in our conversation. So then I was more talking to her than him because, you know, where.

[Jamila Bell]

Did you meet this jigaboo that didn't pay for your drink?

[Mecca Evans]

You want to hear what's disgusting? I've never. And I'm going to give you two details that kind of cancel each other out. Okay, so one, he was Nigerian now, crazy. I've never been on a date with a Nigerian man and he's ever made pay for anything. Like, but also, the motherfucker was from California. Specifically, I was going to say, it's.

[Jamila Bell]

Giving first generation it shit.

[Mecca Evans]

Even in Houston they don't do that. But that's. But that was some Cali shit, though. Like, like, once I. When he said, oh, I'm from Oakland, I said, oh, I'm from Sacramento. That makes us why. He was like, pay for your drink. I said, okay, got it. Well, I hated that, but whatever. And then it was like. And I'll be honest, his conversation wasn't bad. Like, his conversation was real good.

[Jamila Bell]

Well, I just hope he has something.

[Mecca Evans]

I mean, unfortunately, I couldn't get past. I couldn't get past. I couldn't get past. I was just so stuck on, like, you invited me here. Like, you don't have $13 for the happy hour drink.

[Jamila Bell]

No, that's crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

And you work in, like, tech. Like, you're, like an engineer.

[Jamila Bell]

So really, he's just a cheater.

[Mecca Evans]

No, you're bastard. No, you. Yeah, you bastard. Bitch.

[Jamila Bell]

What the hell?

[Mecca Evans]

Remember when pretty. You bastard.

[Jamila Bell]

Bitch. Bastard.

[Mecca Evans]

Look what he did to you.

[Jamila Bell]

No, that's insane. I've had quite a few not so pleasant dates, and I don't want any more.

[Mecca Evans]

No. And so that's what I'm saying. It wasn't that that date was unpleasant because our con, like, we ended up rapping shit. Do you get what I'm saying? To the point where this is how good of a conversation list I am. Jamie. We went to a spot across the street to eat. I can't think of the name of it. He ended up buying my meal there. And then referenced the fact he was like, oh, I'm sorry that, you know, I don't want to think I'm weird. Yeah, because you already knew. Nigga like, you. You, like, you knew what the fuck time he was like, man. He's like, you're just so cool. I definitely want to see you again. I was like, well, no, well, I didn't like that. But again, that was my first time going off the record. And I was like, oh, this is such a cute little spot. I will be here again.

[Jamila Bell]

Thanks for putting me on.

[Mecca Evans]

Thanks for putting me on. Like, this was super cute, but no.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, that was a cute spot. There was some. There were some cute boys there.

[Mecca Evans]

Off the record, Jamila, do you realize I was about to, like, buck in there? I feel like everyone was.

[Jamila Bell]

And off the record, not because at Sugar Room. We almost fought them bitches in Sugar Room, not gonna lie to you, especially my cousin got there.

[Mecca Evans]

I almost punched Frankie in the face.

[Jamila Bell]

Because let me tell you something. It was these three girls and they were doing a lot of bumping and hitting and I don't like that. I don't like that. And when my cousin got there, she's a little cuckoo. We had to keep moving her out the way. She was finna. We was finna. We was finna throw down.

[Mecca Evans]

Tiffany is also from Brooklyn.

[Jamila Bell]

True. She's also a Scorpio.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

So it was only so much we could do. But thankfully she was in a good mood.

[Mecca Evans]

So they were drunk. And then they also did recognize us, so it kind of gave. Like, you know, they wanted to be in the mid, like, around us, but they were lit, so they weren't like.

[Jamila Bell]

It wasn't cool, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, be cool and I'm cool, but they weren't cool, you know what I'm saying?

[Mecca Evans]

They weren't being. No, I would say they were shit faced.

[Jamila Bell]

They were doing a whole fucking lot.

[Mecca Evans]

I was gonna say. That's the key here. They were also shit faced. And sometimes not. Sometimes when you're shit faced, you lose, like, all cognitive.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, you act a damn fool.

[Mecca Evans]

You act a damn fool.

[Jamila Bell]

And I don't like getting bumped into that.

[Mecca Evans]

So that was the issue with me at Sugar Room, though. I mean, off the record, do you remember when you were, like, in that young man's face when you were in love?

[Jamila Bell]

I was gonna say when you were.

[Mecca Evans]

In love with love.

[Jamila Bell]

Was this when I was doing a lap?

[Mecca Evans]

No, this was after the lap when you had put your ass on that young man and the rest of us were sitting there like, Oh, I thought we were simply. Oh. Like, first of all, Jamila, the person who you. You. You do a lap and like, obviously you do a lap to, like, make eyes and do all this shit. But Jamila, the friend who gonna get caught up and then wanna stand there for the whole night, like, no, the whole point of the lap is like. And then is you finna buy me a drink? Like, well, what are we doing here? Like, what's happening with the lap?

[Jamila Bell]

I just feel like I'm being put out on front street right now.

[Mecca Evans]

That's not even the point. The point is it was so fucking crowded. So Jameela's, like, hugged up on this random nigga, God bless him, and he's standing next to this boy who's like, he definitely. I thought he was Mexican. He was Hispanic or something. But he had an Edgar, like, fade. So that's why I thought he was Mexican, probably.

[Jamila Bell]

I mean, it was.

[Mecca Evans]

He had the. He had the Edgar cut, like. Yeah. And I was kind of on him now. There was nothing wrong with him. Like, he was cool. He was real nice, actually. So there was this one N who came through so hard. I hate. I hate now that's like, I don't care how drunk, how sober, I'm always going to buck and say something. It's already packed out. People are trying to get through. You coming in and bogarting, pushing your way through.

[Jamila Bell]

You're finna push every.

[Mecca Evans]

That's how riots start. Like, do you know what I'm saying?

[Jamila Bell]

No, I hate when people do shit like that.

[Mecca Evans]

I hate when people do that. Like that, so. Right. Because that's the type of shit, like, stampede. Like, it just. It just is not. I don't like that. So he did that to me. And I fall back into the Mexican guy behind me, and obviously, it's like, people are assuming you're drunk, and it's like, not even that. No. This nigga literally just, like, pushed me. And the Mexican guy apologized behind me. Apologized. He said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Because, you know, it's just so packed out, he just assumed it was him. And I turned around loud enough because, you know, we're all so close that he's right in front of me. I said, no, it's this nigger right here, Bogart, on his way through, and he was like. And he turned around and looked at me, and he was like, oh, you got an issue. I said, yeah. And then you kind of looked at me like. And this is. Do you remember when I lifted my glasses up so I could. So I could see him for real?

[Jamila Bell]

I don't.

[Mecca Evans]

Girl, you was that fucked up. Cause I literally. I had seen.

[Jamila Bell]

I wasn't. But I probably misread the cue. Yeah, no, I probably just thought you were walking.

[Mecca Evans]

He was like, what? You got an issue?

[Jamila Bell]

I didn't know it was no beef.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah, no, he said, what? You got an issue? And kept walking like, first of all, you a boy. You gonna try and punk me, but I'm crazy as fuck, so I'm gonna sit here and be like, hit me. And that's my fucking problem because I have a brother and I know I could eat it. And if. And if you hit me, I'm gonna stab you.

[Jamila Bell]

Oh.

[Mecca Evans]

Swear to God.

[Jamila Bell]

But wait, because I just recalled. Do you remember when we almost had to fight a white boy for Joe. Were you around for that?

[Mecca Evans]

I was. No, that was. Bro. Bro. No, I wasn't there in the midst. And I keep getting random. I keep getting random stories. Okay?

[Jamila Bell]

So let me tell you what the fuck happened with that shit, because it was so weird. So there was this. I'm recording a video of, like, the area. Like, I'm just doing a little, you know, a little 360 showing where I'm at.

[Mecca Evans]

Right, Right.

[Jamila Bell]

This black boy comes up, and he was just like, hey, okay. And he was like, we record it. And I'm like, what? It was giving very much King Batch. Like, weird. Vine, like, kooky, quirky. Like, oh, head ass, nigga. And I was just like. And he was like, do another video, Head ass. So I'm like, all right, let me just do this. So he can shut the fuck up. So I'm doing another video. He takes my phone. Mind you, I have a video of him dancing on my phone and, like, doing some weird shit. He takes the phone and turns around to me, and I'm just like. Cause I'm awkward as fuck. I don't know what to do. And so I was like, okay. So then after that, he was like, yeah, so give me your number. And I was like, no, I don't.

[Mecca Evans]

Like when N. This isn't even about, like, that brand of N. I don't like when N. S don't have no game.

[Jamila Bell]

Not nary a game.

[Mecca Evans]

I feel like that's a byproduct of Instagram.

[Jamila Bell]

It pisses me off. So when he said that, I was lying.

[Mecca Evans]

I was your number. No.

[Jamila Bell]

And then he was like, okay, so what about the Instagram? I said, okay, where your phone at? Cause I'm not finna follow you. Like, let's be real.

[Mecca Evans]

Ugh.

[Jamila Bell]

He was like, you don't know who I am?

[Mecca Evans]

I said, who the fuck are you? My nigga with my name.

[Jamila Bell]

He does this. You don't know who I am?

[Mecca Evans]

Who was this?

[Jamila Bell]

Is this a Wayne's production?

[Mecca Evans]

Who was he?

[Jamila Bell]

I, to this day, don't know.

[Mecca Evans]

Why didn't you ask him? I would have looked him up right now, Jameel, girl.

[Jamila Bell]

He walked away when he said that. I said, what? He said, you don't know who I am, and walked the fuck away. I said, oh, but mind you, before that, I think it was Jazz. She was like, I mean, you did say you like him a little gay. This nigga said. He stood up. He said, hey, I'm not that gay. And that's when he Said, you don't know who I am.

[Mecca Evans]

Wait, he heard you? And, yes, I said, what the fuck this is.

[Jamila Bell]

So as he walks away, I'm just kind of like, what the fuck just happened?

[Mecca Evans]

He said, he's not that gay.

[Jamila Bell]

So come on, he's not that gay, right? So I said, so definitely your type.

[Mecca Evans]

You said that.

[Jamila Bell]

But again, remember I said you have to be sexy? Again, that gets lost in translation. Well, miss all the other criteria.

[Mecca Evans]

It can be sexy.

[Jamila Bell]

No.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

It was not. So he walks away. I'm like, okay, whatever the fuck that was. Next thing I know, they're like, he's coming back. He was just like, hey, we're leaving. And I'm like, great. So then this white boy who's following behind him tries to dap Joe up. Joe goes, I don't fuck with you. I remember you. I don't fuck with you. So keep him pushing. So Atlanta, they had some little history as far as, like, they had gotten into it before and some other night. Y'all have to ask Joe all the details with that. So basically, when he said that, he just started trying to press Joe being weird as fuck. And Joe was literally just telling him to get the fuck out his face. So now I'm just like, ah, Ah. Get the fuck out of his face.

[Mecca Evans]

He sad move.

[Jamila Bell]

Uh. And I don't give a fuck. I'll beat a boy. Like, if this is what we gotta do. If we have. I'm like, oh, my gosh, we finna have to beat a white boy down. And I was gonna have to do it, because I am not gonna let no white boy try to talk shit to our black friend.

[Mecca Evans]

So then he says, joking about a powerlifter, right?

[Jamila Bell]

Like, you're not joking to beat Julie.

[Mecca Evans]

Deck him.

[Jamila Bell]

Are you crazy?

[Mecca Evans]

I've seen Joe. He's a union.

[Jamila Bell]

Like, mind you, Joe is towering over him.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. And unit. So it's like you're not dissolving of the punch alone. Like.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah. So it got a little crazy. And we, like, they actually end up getting kicked out. Cause they were doing too fucking much. But he was with the. He was with the nigga. So it's like they were. He was like, wait, I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck. He was like, I'm cool. I'm cool. Don't care. Your friend's not. So you're not. Y'all get the fuck out my face.

[Mecca Evans]

So damn. Now I want to know who he is, Jameela.

[Jamila Bell]

I think he may have followed me.

[Mecca Evans]

I don't Remember, you have to go through his followers.

[Jamila Bell]

I mean, I have a video of him.

[Mecca Evans]

Can you send it? And then we can be like, hey, does anyone know this guy?

[Jamila Bell]

We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. And we're back.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay, so I really quickly want to transition because I have to talk about this. I have to, like, I've been itching Beauty in Black.

[Jamila Bell]

Tyler, you need your tense.

[Mecca Evans]

Listen, I'm. Cause you ate that child. Let me. Okay, where do I want to start? Do I want to start with critiques or things I like?

[Jamila Bell]

First of all, can we start with the mother walking in with him clapping cheeks? That's when I knew Tyler was actually a little crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

No. When I said, tyler, you're showing first of all, Terrell Carter. Terrell Carter. Big fine ass. I wasn't even mad. He was fucking me in. It was damn near like, ooh. I said, ooh. Shit. It made me think of when Dev made that TikTok. Like, I have hot butt, gay sex. I said, ooh, that is. That's hot. I love Terrell Crowder.

[Jamila Bell]

Sexy ass, hot butt, gay sex.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes. What's up?

[Jamila Bell]

No, it was. So I was expecting. I was expecting it to be ghetto because it was called Beauty in Black.

[Mecca Evans]

No, but it made sense.

[Jamila Bell]

But I had no idea what to. Because I didn't watch a trailer. I just knew everybody was talking about. I was like, okay, well, I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch everything that Tyler puts out because you just kind of have to. It's like, I gotta see what you've.

[Mecca Evans]

Done now, you know?

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, exactly. But I was. I binged it.

[Mecca Evans]

No. Okay. So I didn't binge it. Okay. But I got through it quickly. I'm not a binger anymore. I can't really do that anymore. I get bored. You know how that is. So I have to break it up a bit. But I will say I thought it was well casted. The only person who got on my nerves was the fucking main character. What's her name?

[Jamila Bell]

What was her name?

[Mecca Evans]

Janine. No, that's the crackhead child. What the hell was that girl's name? You know what I'm talking about? Lashes. She had them big old lashes on the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And Stephanie. No, that wasn't it. She the only one. I don't remember her name. That's what I'm saying.

[Jamila Bell]

Mallory. No, Mallory. Mallory was the evil bitchell.

[Mecca Evans]

I loved her over there looking like evil. And you thought Gisele Bryant was evil. That is evil.

[Jamila Bell]

She looked like Mia. She looked like Mia.

[Mecca Evans]

That is. That is Gisele Bryant's tethered.

[Jamila Bell]

I loved her. I loved her character.

[Mecca Evans]

She was so crazy. It was like, I can't even hate you. You're just unabashedly evil.

[Jamila Bell]

She was really. I thought, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes, thank you. We needed help there, Kimmy.

[Jamila Bell]

We did need.

[Mecca Evans]

She was the only one who I did not like the way I'm like.

[Jamila Bell]

Girl, tell this old man what the fuck is happening? She's like, no. Like, you already know.

[Mecca Evans]

I don't know if I didn't like her character, if I didn't like the way she was acting the character, but I didn't like her. She didn't resonate with me, even down to the. I was sitting here like, what was that body? I was like, where I know this.

[Jamila Bell]

Bitch from baddies on baddies. Yes. That's okay.

[Mecca Evans]

Even this is so well casted because she's exactly who she's supposed to be.

[Jamila Bell]

She's annoying.

[Mecca Evans]

Just ghetto annoying. You're not supposed to like her. She's playing her role. She did what she needed to do. Like, Kimmi was the only one. I was like, I don't really even the daddy, the founder bitch. And you know, Jules, I said, otis, and then what you think of Angel?

[Jamila Bell]

I felt like angel was. His character was cool or whatever, but he was really bitchy. Like, he was so fucking scary and always anxious. And that was pissing me off. Like, okay, nigga, we got to figure this shit out. He was very much like, if I was in middle school, I would have been in love with him too.

[Mecca Evans]

Back in the day, angel actually looked like my abortion baby daddy. Yeah. If. Well, you know that I would have had. I would have had like a. Like a reverse quadroon.

[Jamila Bell]

A cracker room. You would have had your little crackeroon running around.

[Mecca Evans]

Oh, not a little crack room. Not a cracker. A cracker room. A crackeroon. That's crazy, because he already has a quadroon daughter.

[Jamila Bell]

Look. That's a white bitch.

[Mecca Evans]

You know what's crazy? Where you can. Like when you're looking at, I guess, genetics of it all. The one thing that I always, like, looked at his daughter and was like, you wouldn't know she was black if you did not know. But her hair is so thick. I might not be having thick ass hair like that. Like, her hair is thick, bro. Like, it's like, white bitches don't be having that much hair. Like, she has a lot of Hair. And obviously, it's like a loose. Like, it's a very loose car. It gives more Spanish, I would say, or even like a Polynesian. Like a. Like a Moana type situation. Like, it's not just Caucasian. That's something else. That's snicker.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes.

[Jamila Bell]

Smg.

[Mecca Evans]

We would just have the same thing on the flip. On the reverse.

[Jamila Bell]

On the flip. Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

Interesting.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah. I think Tyler struck gold. I can't wait for season two.

[Mecca Evans]

Truly, the way it's. Okay, I'm gonna. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. If you haven't watched, say some spoilers. I love that she ran body over at the end.

[Jamila Bell]

I did, too. That bitch needed her ass whooped.

[Mecca Evans]

Because. Because if you just did too damn much, I kept picking up, I said, oh, it's gonna be her little sister. So I knew that. I knew.

[Jamila Bell]

I said same thing.

[Mecca Evans]

I didn't know how she was gonna respond.

[Jamila Bell]

And she said, you gonna love my new.

[Mecca Evans]

My new bitch.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, you gonna love my new bitch.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay. And this was the other thing. When Richard Lawson shot all them people in the ambulance girl, I was. I was gagged.

[Jamila Bell]

Okay?

[Mecca Evans]

Gooped and gagged.

[Jamila Bell]

Sit. Now, Richard, you're scaring me.

[Mecca Evans]

You was acting like this around Beyonce and him.

[Jamila Bell]

Now, how the hell you gonna get up out of here?

[Mecca Evans]

Speaking of gooped and gagged, I'm going to. I'm going to pivot. Mia and Giselle on Housewives. When Mia brought up them kids.

[Jamila Bell]

I saw the clip on Twitter. I'm not fully caught up, but I saw the clip on Twitter. I say, now, Mia, you know you're reaching.

[Mecca Evans]

Everyone kept saying Gisele didn't pop back hard enough. Giselle was gooped and gagged. I also was. I said.

[Jamila Bell]

I can tell.

[Mecca Evans]

Because she kept, like, mind you, when she said it, she was like, oh, yeah. I told you. Because she kind of chuckled. Because this is the thing. Giselle's daughters, like, the girls are. The twins are freshmen in college, and Grace is also in college. She's like a sophomore. Junior, right? They're not little girls. So it was like, so, like, with that context, the way Giselle was like, oh, yeah. Like, I did. I did catch a boy on the. Coming in on the ring light. So it was like. But the way she was making it seem, mind you, she was very subtly, unsubtly calling them girls fast. Absolutely.

[Jamila Bell]

Very, very unsubtly. She said, you and your whole daughter shout out to Portia, like.

[Mecca Evans]

And it was like, or Mia. And that's a lot of. What the fuck does that have to do with you gall and audacity? Wasn't you a stripper? You trying to be Miss Pimple Pimp a lot with these motherfuckers this season?

[Jamila Bell]

You got your Gucci done. I would have popped her in her face. Don't ever talk about what young ladies.

[Mecca Evans]

Is doing days in college. And that's what they do when they.

[Jamila Bell]

You don't even know who your son's daddy is. Shut the fuck up.

[Mecca Evans]

It really was gag worthy because she was like, you keep posting them like, they're such good girls. They got into college. They made like. And I would say arguably across franchises. All the kids that we seen come up, Giselle's daughters are good girls.

[Jamila Bell]

The girls are good.

[Mecca Evans]

They don't be in no trouble.

[Jamila Bell]

The girls are.

[Mecca Evans]

It's like, what are you trying to say? A good girl is like.

[Jamila Bell]

And you're not the measurement of good girl whore. Like, just so I could say shit like that.

[Mecca Evans]

Crazy. And a girl. I've been like a slut trying to slut. Shame is crazy to me. That's insane. And you trying to slush like some. Them bitches are sorry heifers. Because you know, you know when they young, when they teenagers, you call them heifers. Not little heifers.

[Jamila Bell]

Them little heifers.

[Mecca Evans]

Teenagers.

[Jamila Bell]

They all right. That's what you do at that age. You didn't. I know. You were sneaking in. You wasn't even sneaking. Cause your mama was on crack. Was she?

[Mecca Evans]

Did she tell us that?

[Jamila Bell]

I don't know. I think she. I think she. What was it? Mia that had. No, Mia had a crackhead mommy.

[Mecca Evans]

I thought that was Ashley.

[Jamila Bell]

They both had crackhead mamas. She was. She was raised around. That's just what I would say. Bitch don't ever talk about. But she ain't even have to see no nigga. Your mama was a crackhead bitch.

[Mecca Evans]

I don't want to say that. That shit was crazy. And I know Gisele finna make her pay later in the season.

[Jamila Bell]

And I said one thing about Giselle. She said, I'm not going anywhere. And this is my pivot. I know y'all was talking about me. She got rid of that other Green Eyed Bandit. She's gonna get back in everybody's good graces.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, you know, Giselle was. I'm not saying she's the nene of the show. Cause.

[Jamila Bell]

Cause she is one of the OGs.

[Mecca Evans]

Because she was the nini of the show. She brought everyone together. Cause you know, it was originally supposed to be a show about parents and Jack and Jill and all that type of shit. Which, again, the kids, like, yes, the kids. The good kids.

[Jamila Bell]

The kids gonna be all right.

[Mecca Evans]

But, like, that was the original premise. So it was just kind of like, oh, yeah, well, you wanna hear some tea? So obviously, Giselle is Hampton. She is an AKA and now Potomac came out this summer, either the summer before Hampton or the summer after our freshman year at Hampton.

[Jamila Bell]

I feel like I know what you're gonna say, but continue.

[Mecca Evans]

I'm just saying because I've seen it in the news recently about him potentially getting caught up. So I did some, like, really super deep dives. Like, and this is before the show even had aired. It was just like, oh, we're gonna do this new franchise, and here are the ladies. And I knew who Giselle was because, yeah, it had to the summer after I was at Hampton, because one of the other girls who is AKA Hampton, I had her on, was her assistant with her assistant. Had her on Instagram. She had posted something with Giselle. And then I fell down, like. And her mama was. Is a lion sister, too. So, like, I fell down. I was just, like, looking at all their pictures. So Erica Lyles, Kevin Lyles wife, is in that mix as well. And Kevin Lyles just got caught up with Diddy and them. He just stepped down from. Well, he didn't get. Allegedly. I'm sorry. He did not get caught up with Diddy and them. He just stepped down from whatever big position he had. He was. He was some. What record label was Kevin Lyles? Do you know who I'm talking about? It's not Def Jam. I'm looking up right now. I say all that to say I only. I did not know Kevin Lyles for being Kevin Lyles. I knew him for being this lady's wife. Because I was obsessed with, like, this housewives franchise that was somehow connected to the college that I was at. And I was on deep dives, and I was like, oh, shit. So I've always kept up with them, like, just on some, like, okay, Hamptonian to Hamtoni and shit. So, like, when this Diddy shit started happening, and motherfuckers are. You know, they're. They're drawing the webs. They're doing the webs. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Jamila Bell]

And he stepped.

[Mecca Evans]

He did. Hold up. I'm gonna tell you that. Cause he did. He did. I remember I was in the car with little moms when that came on.

[Jamila Bell]

A step down is crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

So he was. He was CEO of 300 Entertainment. And he worked for Warner Music. He's really big in the music industry. That's crazy. That was the other thing I remember. Do you remember? I don't want to say his name. You remember our friend in the choir from freshman year? You know? Exactly. I'm talking about the boy.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

Anyway, we used to always talk about the housewives, and we could not figure out why Erica was not on with Giselle on the Housewives. Because we thought that that would have been, like, ugh. Because this is. This is, like, her husband, actually somebody. So we used to sit there and like, oh, they need to bring this person from Hamzen on. And this person, like, when I say we used to be talking about the housewives. So I know this random, like, part of Kevin Lyles, but it's not. It's not for Kevin Lyles. It's for the housewives.

[Jamila Bell]

Right.

[Mecca Evans]

But every time I see something, what I just always think of, like, that moment. I spiraled down that hole. And then I spiraled down the hole of Jezail and Jamal church in Baltimore. Because, you know, Cam used to go to that church. Now I will say Cam name. He used to go to that church.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah. And now they out here, child.

[Mecca Evans]

Mr. Chocolate. Mr. Chocolate. You know what I will say? I cannot confirm or deny how I know this, but them pastors know how to do what they do. They are anointed.

[Jamila Bell]

You be messing with pastors.

[Mecca Evans]

He wasn't married cloth.

[Jamila Bell]

I could never date.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, I wasn't seriously dating him.

[Jamila Bell]

I don't trust y'all. No.

[Mecca Evans]

You know what? So the couple heathen church leadership men I've dated, I feel like this. It's the same thing with all of them. They're really intrigued by me because, like, obviously, being raised in church and my mom made us do, like, BSF and, like, which is, like, Bible study fellowship. You do homework and all this stuff. Like, I know my Bible. Like, I can recite the Bible to you like the back of my hand. And we can have actual conversations about it. And I can have the conversation of, like, someone who's like me, like Mecca. But then I can also have the same conversation you're trying to have as, like, the Christian man who's trying to uphold, like, the structure of Christianity. So it's like, when they be trying to talk that shit, I'd be turning it back on. I'm like. And I. And I know the scripture well. God had also said this. So whenever I just feel like they're always super intrigued, and they always kind of want to like, it's a challenge, you know, Like, I could get her and change her because she already know the base. She already know the foundations. But then, baby, you don't want to do that because I will have elder bitches in your truck. Church rioting. I will literally be like.

[Jamila Bell]

But one thing I do know is every story I've heard of any girl I know dating a pastor is they're nasty and filthy.

[Mecca Evans]

They are. No, that they're. That's not the only spirit they're filled with. The spirit of God is not. It's a judgeable spirit on them men as well. Jezebel, they eat ass.

[Jamila Bell]

The spirit of Delilah.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah, that ain't it. Damn near a sin, child, but he. They will. They will part your ass cheeks like God did that. See, for Moses.

[Jamila Bell]

I want no parts of no pastor. I can't let my go.

[Mecca Evans]

Bro. No, I'm serious.

[Jamila Bell]

That's crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

I mean, I had liked him, he was cool. I just wasn't taking him serious. I think he. I think he actually ended up. Cause when I was messing with him, he was like assistant pastor. He might be a real. Well, not a real pastor, but you know what I'm saying? He might be it.

[Jamila Bell]

He might. Got it.

[Mecca Evans]

Now we getting up there.

[Jamila Bell]

We're gonna take a break and we'll be right back. And we're back.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, speaking of getting up there, Drake, old ass still struggling, trying to keep up.

[Jamila Bell]

And let me just say, as a hater, first and foremost, a Gemini second.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay, okay. Kendrick Mustard.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm so happy to watch Drake's downfall. I really am. Because I've been so critical of him for so many years now. And I've been trying to convince everybody else to be critical, but they've been under the gaze. They've been trapped. They've been trapped by his hypnosis of his good boogie woogies. I said no.

[Mecca Evans]

You know, I'm a former Drake, Stan. I'm former Aubrey Zayn.

[Jamila Bell]

You are?

[Mecca Evans]

I am. My last straw was really the Megan shit. Like, and I held on for a long time there, but you did so here, here. It was like we were watching Drake go more and more into incel territory, but I was in such denial. I feel like a lot of people were. And then when the Megan, like when he, when he did the Megan shit, it was like, we can't. We can no longer be lie. Like you're deep in. You're deep in that shit. You're a nigcel.

[Jamila Bell]

I low key knew he was a niggas cell when he said he was saving those Birkins for his soon to.

[Mecca Evans]

Be wife, you felt like that was. I thought that was nice. That was weird.

[Jamila Bell]

That was weird.

[Mecca Evans]

I thought it was nice, Jamila, there.

[Jamila Bell]

It was not nice. It was weird.

[Mecca Evans]

They don't depreciate in value. They only.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes, but it was weird because it was like. Well, I don't know. It just gave. It gave some type of energy. I just. I had. My. My discernment was tickling like.

[Mecca Evans]

Like he's trying to hold it on your head.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes, but it was almost like it was like so performative. Like, I'm saving these for my wife. Bitch, you're never gonna get a wife. Shut up.

[Mecca Evans]

I'll be honest. I. I don't know, man. I felt like. But we should have known. Drake was different when he fumbled Rihanna publicly, mind you. Fumbled her after he begged her to be. And that's. And that's exactly what a nigga will do. And that's why you honestly let me take that. Let me backtrack a little bit. We can't hold that against Drake because that is a regular nigga move like a N will. Really? No, it was like big to be with you in public, follow you around for years, and the moment you give him a chance, he gone. He going like. He going dog, girl. He's going to dog shit. So, like, let that be a lesson. And if it can happen to Rihanna, it could happen to you, baby boo.

[Jamila Bell]

And listen to me, and listen to me well. I know from experience, never give the who's been chasing after you a chance. I'm telling you, don't do it. Because as soon as they get you, they feel like, got that bitch. Tight shit. Tight shit. Got.

[Mecca Evans]

That's very Atlanta. Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

Told y'all gonna get that bitch. Yeah. No, that's what they're gonna do. They feel like they conquered you, so just never give them a chance. Unless you was really always feeling him. Never give the n who's been chasing you down for years a chance.

[Mecca Evans]

What about the woman? Because speaking of. You see Honcho and Keisha Cole back together, Dumbass. East Oakland is down another 30 points.

[Jamila Bell]

The only good thing Keisha has ever done was say, maybe I should have went out to the club.

[Mecca Evans]

I was going to scream love, baby when she dropped.

[Jamila Bell]

I should have cheated. That's the realest shit I ever heard in my mother fucking life. I should have. Yeah, I should have lied.

[Mecca Evans]

I should have cheated.

[Jamila Bell]

I should have given away all my loving. I really should have. Damn. Quiche. I let you down because I should have cheated.

[Mecca Evans]

No, she did. She let us down.

[Jamila Bell]

Girl, get the fuck up. That nigga's not cute.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

[Jamila Bell]

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. He's not Hanshal. Not impressed at all.

[Mecca Evans]

He just doesn't look. He doesn't have a bisexual aesthetic, and that's the.

[Jamila Bell]

And maybe he's just a little too rough around the edges for me maybe.

[Mecca Evans]

But I'm just, well, honestly not a rough looking man.

[Jamila Bell]

He's just not.

[Mecca Evans]

He could have a bisexual aesthetic because this is how the DL boys that be in jail and be doing like that looking.

[Jamila Bell]

But I don't want a DL man.

[Mecca Evans]

No, I don't.

[Jamila Bell]

Because they're mean.

[Mecca Evans]

They. Yes. And they're extremely.

[Jamila Bell]

Say no to download men. They're not nice and they'll beat you up. Boys and girls, because they're suppressed.

[Mecca Evans]

They have to get that shit off.

[Jamila Bell]

They're suppressing all of that homosexuality. Let it out. Then you won't be so mean.

[Mecca Evans]

What Dev say? Be gay today.

[Jamila Bell]

Be gay today. Shout out to Dev.

[Mecca Evans]

Shout out to Dev. I was. I was gonna say another Dev quote. Just have hot gay butt sex again. That shit was so funny. First of all, he was born in, like, 1999. He's younger than Darrington. Exactly. That girl is born in the early 80s. She's 43. You're old enough to be his teenage mother. You were dealing with young men ain't shit. Niggas in their early twenties in 2000 fucking two.

[Jamila Bell]

Hello. And being confused that he's ain't shit.

[Mecca Evans]

Crazy like, that's blowing me, bitch. Are you serious at least? Cause.

[Jamila Bell]

Cause if you're gonna play with a young man, play with him.

[Mecca Evans]

Oh, y'all don't understand. Having your heartbroken age doesn't know heartbreak, bitch. If she was walking around, having her heartbroken by a peer, this would make sense. But she. She letting a little N dog her out. Like. Like she knocked Keyshia Cole. And it's weird to me, over and over again, like, she over here competing with women young enough to be her kid.

[Jamila Bell]

Remember when he was going back and.

[Mecca Evans]

Forth to his girlfriend? That's embarrassing. You're Keisha Cole.

[Jamila Bell]

And I don't feel sorry for you because you're 58.

[Mecca Evans]

But you know her, her mama was like that, too. Rest in peace, Frankie. Frankie used to let a young nigga dog or let a young N crash her outfit.

[Jamila Bell]

So you can only do so much. You raise a certain way. You Know, but it's like, if you gonna mess with a young nigga, just mess with him and play with him.

[Mecca Evans]

I don't know, Chad. All the girls I know from dumbass East Oakland is players she got. And mind you, girls from Oakland be like, I'm from motherfucking dumbass East Oakland, okay? If Keisha called, came up to me and said, I'm from dumbass East Oakland, I would laugh. Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm like, it's dumb. It sure is dumb. You right. You right about that, sister. Dumb as fuck.

[Mecca Evans]

Oakland gonna get mad be saying this, but Keisha Cole got. Y'all looking crazy. You gotta call. Too short.

[Jamila Bell]

Well, go talk to your mama.

[Mecca Evans]

Shit. What's my favorite word?

[Jamila Bell]

Cause it's going crazy over there. This is insane.

[Mecca Evans]

Speaking of crazy ass mamas, you don't look like you've been slapped to me. How does your face feel? Is it tingling?

[Jamila Bell]

I haven't been slapped since middle school.

[Mecca Evans]

Listen, sometimes when I was slapped, my mom slapped me. One time, I was slapped by Darla.

[Jamila Bell]

Actually, it was my mother wanted trauma.

[Mecca Evans]

Dump a bit, and the middle school was a year at the same time. So.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah. One thing I don't like. I don't like a lot of things, actually. But you know, one thing I really don't like is when people involve me in shit that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with me. Bitch, what the fuck are you bringing me into some damn shit that I have nothing to do with.

[Mecca Evans]

If you're not on TikTok and you have a life, right?

[Jamila Bell]

Clearly you have a life. So basically, this conversation with Slim Kim ended up somewhere it never needed to be.

[Mecca Evans]

We're still in the fallout this week. We're still.

[Jamila Bell]

We're still in the fallout. I'm not even gonna rehash what Slim Kim said, because when I tell you that had nothing to do with what we're talking about, that's how stupid this happened. But if you wanna know, just type in Slim Kim, baby. It'll take you there. Alexis had her take on. And I guess somebody disagreed with her take. Okay, cool. Whatever. That bitch decides to talk shit about Alexis. Okay, cool. Again, wait to see how we get involved. It's so stupid. Alexis then gets on her live and she's basically like, yeah, you know, Unfortunately, I had to block one of these creators. I like her content. But she didn't agree with what I said. Now I had to block her. Whatever.

[Mecca Evans]

Skipped over the part where the girl Alexis account got snatched and put back up and all that type of shit.

[Jamila Bell]

But that happened After. Oh, yeah, this happened after or that? That happened after this conversation on Live. So the girl was like, oh, yeah. And that was me. And she was like, oh, okay, well, let me block you again. So the girl basically makes a video and was like, I'm tagged, so I'm tagged.

[Mecca Evans]

No video.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes, it's tagged. It's tagged Mecca and Jubilee. So I was like, oh, let me see. I don't even know. I had no idea any of that happened myself. So I'm like, oh, somebody tagged me in the video. Let me go see what this video about. I'm watching the video. I'm like, well, what the fuck? Why she talking about Alexis? What the fuck this got to do with me? So I'm just watching, waiting for where I come in. So I'm like, okay, I'm watching, I'm watching. This is about Alexis. Oh, fuck Alexis. She's dumb. When a bitch like me, I'm like, okay, she's talking shit about. Then at the end, she goes, and if Mecca and Jamila want to block me too, then they can. If they want to stand in solidarity with that girl, they can do it. I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You tagged me to say if I want to block you, I can detail.

[Mecca Evans]

About her going on around about how she slapped bitches. Like, right after she said that about.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, that was right. And she was like, and I'll slap you.

[Mecca Evans]

It was like, okay. So even the way you constructed this whole rant, it leads me to believe that you don't want anything positive with me.

[Jamila Bell]

I said, this is weird. So I comment on the video. I said, why am I tagged? Basically? She goes, well, I'm very direct.

[Mecca Evans]

Very direct.

[Jamila Bell]

And I just feel like you should. You basically like, bitch block me. Like, pressing me.

[Mecca Evans]

First of all, Internet gangster. Being an Internet gangster is so fucking weird to me. Like, either you're gonna impress me or you're not. Both of you. Both of you. Both of bitches live in Atlanta. At the end of the day, it could simply be a come out. She lives in Atlanta. And you would have said no. I know you would have said no, but I'm just saying, like, it could have been like, girl, fuck. I'm hearing, like, it's. So I'm making a video yelling in my car. My fucking blowout is all locked down puzzle hard. You feel me?

[Jamila Bell]

Ian's stretched. You need a trip.

[Mecca Evans]

You're like the first lady at the hedge out. Like, all this energy. Mind you, she a flight attendant. I would love to see you try and punch me at the airport. You gonna we. Because I promise you, I'm not going on the no flight list for nothing, please.

[Jamila Bell]

And what's crazy is like, it didn't end there. So I made my little video response. I tried to tag her, but again, this so called direct bitch had her stitches off. She. She didn't allow. Mind you. This is before she blocked me. She didn't allow me to tag her. I'm like, oh, you're so direct. But you don't let people. Okay, bitch, fine. I'm not gonna block you because I want you to see what I had to say. So I didn't block you.

[Mecca Evans]

Cause she's not really about it. She's not.

[Jamila Bell]

And then of course, she ends up blocking me. I'm like, oh, not all. You're a. You're a puss. Like, mind you, I've said multiple times, like, I'm not no fighter. Like, I'm not just seeking fights. I don't care about this shit, but I'm not a punk ass.

[Mecca Evans]

You're simply not a fighter. So it's like trying to press someone who's like, oh, I don't even get down like that. You look crazy.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm not even finna do that with you. So, yeah. So then she makes a second video. And this is after she blocked me, but I had already made my spam account at that point. The other Jamila, check me out if you want to follow the spam page. And basically in that video, she was just talking at the mouth again. And she said she was actually replying to Sabrina's mess. And she was like, I didn't even tag you, but if you want to be tagged, you could be tagged. So I can make a video about you too. Mind you, at this point, she had already deleted comments. It's just like, oh, you're a scary bitch. Because nobody was on her side. And then she says, and I said I was gonna smack her. I didn't say I was gonna smack anybody else. But the other two, they could get smacked too. I'm gonna tell you this right now. I live in Atlanta, you live in Atlanta.

[Mecca Evans]

And I be in Atlanta, you'd never.

[Jamila Bell]

Put your hands on me. I can tell you, I didn't be.

[Mecca Evans]

In Atlanta and Jaleela's not the type person.

[Jamila Bell]

You would never. I wouldn't. We could actually meet up. And it's like, I'm not a fighter, but I'm also not gonna let you put your hands on me and just get beat up, bitch. I'm gonna try, bitch. I'll try, ho. I'm not trying.

[Mecca Evans]

Best to tip up. I know the moves.

[Jamila Bell]

I do watch. It's insane. I watch fight videos often enough. I think I know what to do, and I'll figure it the fuck out, bitch.

[Mecca Evans]

What happened?

[Jamila Bell]

You're not gonna put your hands on me.

[Mecca Evans]

What had me crying about it was obviously over on my. The videos you're talking about, I didn't even see. Cause she blocked me. Cause remember how I started making videos immediately and trolling?

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah.

[Mecca Evans]

And it was like, oh. She's like, oh, it's not cool to talk about how you used to do da da. I'm like, girl, we're over here laughing. Like my comments. I thought you wanted hundreds of people lashing at you. You wanted confrontation. Like, I'm not gonna get on the Internet and talk about how I'm gonna fight you. I don't even live the same state as you babes. I know you're a flight attendant. I mean, I know you get. You can be on standby. You want to fly out here, you want to give me a buddy out there.

[Jamila Bell]

I don't know what you wanted, but it's like, I hope you got what you wanted because clearly you just wanted some attention. But it's unfortunate because you didn't grow any followers. You were still at 46k when I checked.

[Mecca Evans]

That's why I didn't even see the other videos. And I didn't care, too.

[Jamila Bell]

The video views were low, so you had to bring up bitches who had views. And I did.

[Mecca Evans]

She was dirty with a roommate or something. I don't know. She had went viral for fighting her roommate, I guess, and the roommate beat her ass or something. So apparently she popping shit and can't even fight.

[Jamila Bell]

Checks out. But it's like, bitches who can't fight always say shit like, I'll smack a bitch. Okay, yeah. You're focused on bitches who really fight. Just literally say, send me your address, or here's my address. Let's. Let's do it.

[Mecca Evans]

Let's just do it, man.

[Jamila Bell]

Telling me you're going to smack me.

[Mecca Evans]

On what is telling me going to.

[Jamila Bell]

Do it with a video with over a minute long so you can get a little bit of view and a check. And here's what your dumb ass don't understand. Because I know you don't get it. Because you're not clearly living off a TikTok. In order for you to really get paid off of that sister, they have to Come on. Your for you page. Everybody was sending those videos. You're tagging us. Those are coming on nobody's for you page.

[Mecca Evans]

Goop and gag. I didn't even realize that.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, goop and gag them. Those qualified views. No, you probably got $30 off of me, bitch. So go on to Juicy Crab and.

[Mecca Evans]

Get you a crab to buy some at the airport in between.

[Jamila Bell]

Unfortunately, you're not eating the way you thought you was. I, on the other hand, did get a cute little check from that little response video I did. Thank you. Christmas is around the corner.

[Mecca Evans]

Shout out. No.

[Jamila Bell]

Anyway.

[Mecca Evans]

Speaking of views and things, the trash interview that I did when I was in Atlanta is going up. And it's y'all the way you can hear you and Sabrina laughing in the background in some of the videos is also super funny. But the one that's going up a lot right now is us talking about. Or me talking about 100 days at Hampton.

[Jamila Bell]

What a time.

[Mecca Evans]

If you don't know, if you're not familiar with 100 days or Hampton University, it's 100 days till the seniors graduate. And I was. I think the question was, what's the craziest thing that you ever lied to someone about? Like, I can't remember. But the story basically was I was in a situation. I was very green when I first went into college, and I was with some Greeks and some Greek fellers. So he was in a three piece and he told me he was going to watch a movie. I really thought we were going to watch a movie. And he went back to the room and he was not trying to watch that movie. He pulled his dick out, like, for real and not for fake.

[Jamila Bell]

Was it big?

[Mecca Evans]

It was. No, I said that. I remember being like, oh. Cause at that point I had only seen like, 3D cks. Like, and what I liked about his mind you, mind you, this is what.

[Jamila Bell]

I liked about his is crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

No, no, let me tell you this. Let me say he unlocked something with me because we didn't do nothing. And this is why I was like, I hate when my content makes it to, like, people in, like, sections of society that I don't. I don't deal with. Because it's like, I'm telling the story. I'm telling you how green I was. And like, this whole situation, it's clearly for laughs. It's n the comments like, oh, she lying. She definitely fucked. It's like, oh, this is why I don't like talking to boys. Like, this is why I don't like talking to Boys I don't like talking to boys are so irritating. But I will say he whipped his dick out and he did unlock something in me because it was the first penis I had seen. Like, he was a chocolate man, but the tip was pink. And I was like a little strawberry surprise. I kind of like. I like, that's exotic. Cherry on top, you know, because up until that point, all the ones I had seen was all one color.

[Jamila Bell]

All one color.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. I said, oh, I'm not gonna do nothing with you. Cause I don't know you. But like, I do like the way that look. To this day, I enjoy. Anyway, that's a fun fact about me.

[Jamila Bell]

A little Neapolitan.

[Mecca Evans]

Like, bro. So he whips it out. He like, just. Just kiss it, just touch it. I'm just like, oh, can you imagine? Mind you thinking back, someone. Another girl's like, that's kind of rapey. And I was like, well, yes. Because I was like, oh, no. And he was just sitting there with it out. So someone said this. My mom had FaceTime. And they was like, why would you answer the phone? I'm thinking, I'm gonna answer the phone. He gonna put his dick away.

[Jamila Bell]

He was gonna put it away.

[Mecca Evans]

Like, I felt like that part I didn't have to say out loud. But, you know, apparently not, because not everyone is following. That nasty nigga said he kept it out. That was the thing. I thought me answering my mama phone call was going to make her put the dick away. He didn't. And he talked to her on hard bricked up for like 5, 10 minutes, child, and gave her. And I want you to know the.

[Jamila Bell]

Type of nigga that can stay bricked while talking to somebody's mother. He's a what worry nigga.

[Mecca Evans]

What the fuck is that called when they like to fuck in public? He's a. It starts with an N. The necrophiliac bitch. That's. They fuck dead people.

[Jamila Bell]

That is nice. We both. Well, I was talking here, Melissa.

[Mecca Evans]

It don't sound. He's an exhibitionist.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, an exhibitionist, girl.

[Mecca Evans]

Because he was on. He was on hard the whole time. And then so there were certain details that I wasn't filling in. So, like when I said I went to the bathroom and broke his bong. I went to the bathroom because I was trying to run away because he was still the whole time, like, put that shit down. Being so flustered and lit, like in the process that I broke his bong. And then I ran out, like, basically, like rushed out because I was like, oh, My God, his dick is out this entire time. It's not. And you know, it's crazy. I found out like two days later he has a girlfriend. Those are the details. I wasn't giving in the.

[Jamila Bell]

Don't they all.

[Mecca Evans]

I mean, yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

These men are crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

He had a girlfriend. I had a class with her.

[Jamila Bell]

That's a lot.

[Mecca Evans]

That was. Shout out to her the word of the day. The words of the day are gooped and gagged.

[Jamila Bell]

Gooped and gagged.

[Mecca Evans]

I mean, I actually had a theater class with her. Like, wait a minute. I'm narrowing. I'm narrowing it for now.

[Jamila Bell]

I was gonna say you just narrow it.

[Mecca Evans]

Narrowing it. I'm trying. I had a class with her. Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

So that I could say some things that would build the spot up. You know, we were just talking about this how if you, like, went to Hampton, especially if, like, you're our class, you can hear things we say on the Internet and you'll be immediately talking about.

[Jamila Bell]

I can say two descriptions. And you're like, aha.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes.

[Jamila Bell]

Because, you know, Hampton was a small school. A lot of people don't realize that HBUs are small. Honestly, it's very high school sized. So everybody in our class, like, we knew for the most part. And like, honestly, we still. I know, at least me, I still have connections with a lot of people I went to school with out there. Even I was there for only one year, but it was very, like, tight knit. And it was very.

[Mecca Evans]

It's because it is a smaller university, so it's easy.

[Jamila Bell]

And I really love that aspect of it.

[Mecca Evans]

Like, honestly, I love the fact that, like, we, even people who you didn't know, know at Hampton, you know, like, I think that's part of the reason that I so enjoy going back to homecoming now. Because it's like, I don't really. We didn't get up, but, like, I definitely know who you are. We pass each other all the time. Yeah, like, hey, what's up? That shit's fun for sure.

[Jamila Bell]

Especially when you were like, involved and did stuff like, of course, for NSO week. We did a lot with the freshmen. But also, did you try to be a peer? Was it a peer leader?

[Mecca Evans]

Slp.

[Jamila Bell]

What was it called? Slp.

[Mecca Evans]

Who are we the best at Hampton University. I was a SLP reject.

[Jamila Bell]

And.

[Mecca Evans]

Hello.

[Jamila Bell]

And let me just say that if you go to hbcu, you'll understand this. Everything you do there, they haze you.

[Mecca Evans]

You get hazed, they haze you for everything. That's why when motherfuckers be like, we Are a non hazing organization. No, just simply stepping foot on the campus, you're finna get hazed.

[Jamila Bell]

Like, everything is hazing. Everything is a process. But honestly, like in that little week, that SOP week was so fun. Like, but it was so crazy. I also passed out during there.

[Mecca Evans]

Whoa, pause. I'm throwing you back so hard. Do you remember someone unalived themselves that week? Remember?

[Jamila Bell]

We were. And mind you, we were finna go to the library to study. We were. He jumped in the library?

[Mecca Evans]

Yes. That was in. That was an insane thing.

[Jamila Bell]

That was insane.

[Mecca Evans]

Rest in peace. He was such a nice boy too.

[Jamila Bell]

He was white.

[Mecca Evans]

He. That wasn't a detail that was needed to me.

[Jamila Bell]

Look, I was gonna say he was. I was just gonna. No, that sounds crazy out of context. But I was gonna say, like, you know, there was only a. There was a land color. White people. Yeah, there was only a couple. So it's like you knew. Everybody knew him because like, he was one of the white only.

[Mecca Evans]

And he was. He wasn't a foreign white boy. He was American. Because that's not the thing with HBCUs. A lot of white people be like, from overseas, like from Europe or something like that. So would the white people be from America be like, oh, hello. Like, yeah, he was. He was sleepy.

[Jamila Bell]

That was crazy. That was super, super crazy. I think Mo was actually at the library when it happened.

[Mecca Evans]

I know a lot because we were.

[Jamila Bell]

We were having a study group there for it for that week.

[Mecca Evans]

Cause they were like, you know what's crazy? You know how you did it right in front. So it's like whenever you walk in, it's like, ugh. I remember, like soon after, I was like, this is eerie. But I would always, when I was in the library, I never even really went to that part unless I had to. I was around the side to study in the room. So that would be the whole thing. I remember. What was that one? Preacher girl. You know what I'm talking about?

[Jamila Bell]

I think I know exactly. Was she a Zeta?

[Mecca Evans]

I was gonna say she was a Zeta. She was in there when it happened. I remember hearing that at Bible study or something. I had went to that church Involved.

[Jamila Bell]

Damn.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

That was crazy as fuck. That was like one of the craziest things I've ever experienced at Hampton.

[Mecca Evans]

I'm trying to think of something crazy I experienced as well. I mean, I experienced a lot of crazy things. You know, I had a stalker at Hampton who was in my house.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Mecca Evans]

And. Oh yeah, this is. This is crazier. Than that, because this is a personal situation. Do you remember the girl who lived, who not lived, who ran the front office of front office of the harpsichord?

[Jamila Bell]

The one you got into it with?

[Mecca Evans]

I got into it with Fast Forward. Her fiance ended up killing her like a year or two ago. Like, no, like on some. What is that? Femicide type shit? Like, yeah, fuck, it's a sad situation. And a lot of people are like, oh, rest in peace. You always took care of me. Obviously not me. She didn't take care of me. But like, I had my beef with her. Like, like, no, for real, rest in peace to her. But fuck her. No, I'm dead ass. I'm so. I'm. You see, I'm straight faced with it. I'm a lay this situation out for y'all and you, you be the judge in my feelings right now. I'm so upset that that man did that to her. But she had me, me and my mama so fucked up. So basically I had an apartment in the Parkers.

[Jamila Bell]

Shamila.

[Mecca Evans]

Because I'm dead. I'm dead. The fuck. You know, I'm dead. The fuck. I had an apartment in the Harbors. I had a crazy roommate who moved out. She broke the lease. It's the fact that you're still awake.

[Jamila Bell]

Because.

[Mecca Evans]

You won't let me tell these people what happened. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. So I don't look like a complete dickhead. Yes, yes, look, she. So I had a stalker. Which sometimes I look back and I'm like, I can't believe. You know how you don't take shit seriously as like 18, 19. And it's like, that was a very serious situation. I had a stalker who was literally looking in my windows. Like, that's crazy. I lived on the first floor. And I would be like, People would be telling me like, megan, you know, there's a dude looking through your windows. And I'd be like, oh, yeah. They say he said something. I don't know. I just be liking my daughter. CHILD shout OUT Jet. Jet used to come over a few times when he had got too close. He used to come over and sleep. Sleep on my couch with the Glock. Because like, once I told him what was happening, he's like, bitch, what the fuck? Anyway, Jet's a whole different story. We can't even get. I can't even get in the Jet right now. Chad. What's up, Jet? And like, so I had. So I knew this and I had called my mom and I had alerted HUPD about the peeping Tom stalker situation. Cool. I obviously never knew his name. I was told not to engage with him. I was, you know, I was given like the whole rundown, the I won't say your name, respect for her family and stuff. But she had a rep. Like if she liked you, people were right. If she liked you, she did take care of you, but she didn't give a fuck about you. She would just be like on some whatever shit, she would talk to students crazy. And I was just one of the students who she really didn't like. We didn't have, we didn't click. Like we didn't have that type of rapport. So whenever I would have issues, it never was something that shows like a priority. I just always felt really like, okay, whatever, like by her. And so that was even. I had a situation with a parking pass earlier in that year for homecoming, if you remember, like that whole thing. And it was just like, okay, well my experience with her with the parking pass was just not pleasant. And so when I had this stalker situation, she had to deal with me. Cause it was a serious situation. So I go home now. Here's the key about the thing about the Harvard's, since it was not on campus, but technically on campus, they like a lot of apartment complex have to have a key to your apartment. But with the students at Hampton, they also had to have a key to each of the individual rooms in the apartments. Follow me. So not only do you have a copy of my front door key, you have a copy of my bedroom door key. I only me and the Harbors had a copy of my bedroom door key, my room. My crazy ass roommate moved out. We broke the lease. Her mama talked to my mama, they moved out. Now I went home for. I can't remember what break I went home for, but I feel like it was Thanksgiving, it was sun break. But I was raised, you clean your room before you go, you know what I'm saying? You clean your room before whatever you leave. So I remember I cleaned my room, I made my bed, I did all the things. I locked my door because she was moving out during the break. So I locked my door. She did not have a key to my room. She only had a key to her room in the house door. When I come back from break, I come. I remember I came in and I was like, the house smelled like, it smelled weird. But I just felt like, just used, like used like I remember. But you know, whatever people she moved, maybe she did something, whatever. So I go the refrigerator and there's hella Food in there. Like un ate plates and shit. And I'm like, this fucking bitch done left the shit all messy and shit, right? I'm walking around. I go to. So I go into my room. I go to unlock my door. My door is. And I remember being like, was it unlocked? Because you know how you put your key and it already seems like it's unlocked, but I already put my key in, so I couldn't confirm it again. I'm not really thinking anything of it, but. And even still, I'm going in and I'm looking. My bed looks slept in. And the first thing I look at, I'm like, what the fuck, blood? Like, I know. I said, I know. I'm not tripping. I made my bed before I left. Okay? Like, maybe I'm. Maybe I'm bugging out. I have to be, because I'm the only person with the key to my actual room. I go in my closet. My closet is like. It just looks like someone's been in my shit. Like someone's been in my bed, someone's been in my shit. I go to the laundry room. I'm just confused again because I don't know, I'm thinking it has to do with my roommate. I go to the laundry room because I'm starting to unpack my clothes to, like, wash. There's a duffel bag in my laundry room. Gagget, Idaho, pair of glasses, Social Security card, epilepsy medicine id, it's the nigga who's in my window.

[Jamila Bell]

My heart would have dropped to my ass.

[Mecca Evans]

So now the first thing I do, I call my mom because I'm scared. Like, I'm scared. Like, I'm scared as fuck. Like, I'm like, oh, my God. Because clearly you weren't expecting me to come back. So the first thing I do is I turn every light on to just make it clear that someone's in the house because I don't want him to come in. He clearly has some type of key or like something to the house. Because everything was like, the front door was locked, but my bedroom door was unlocked. So you clearly have something that's letting you get in and out and mind you. With the harbors, we had to let them know when we wasn't going to be in town either. Like, they need, like, for the students. So I went to. I remember I called my mom. I said, mom, this lady finna give me a hell of hard time when I tell her this. Like, I just go, I'm just going to have you on facetime in My butt pocket. Like, it is what it is, girl. I went in the office. I told her, now, mind you, I had the bag behind me. I didn't even pull the bag out. I just want to see what you're gonna do. I told her whole story. This bitch played in my face like I was lying. She's like, so why would anyone be in your house?

[Jamila Bell]

Like, bitch, I don't know.

[Mecca Evans]

You tell me.

[Jamila Bell]

You tell me.

[Mecca Evans]

And you tell me. Either this motherfucker has. And mind you, I'm trying to exhaust all options. I'm like, either he has some industrial ass lock pick or something, or somebody in your office gave him the key. Like, there's only two options here. And I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck going on. She gaslighting the fuck out of me. So what she doesn't know is my mom was on the phone. So after like about five, ten minutes, I say, mom, you hear all that? Her face, her tone instantly change up. Oh, oh, oh, your mom? Yeah. You think I didn't call my mom for it? I came in here, bitch, are you still.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm calling my mother.

[Mecca Evans]

And then I. And then my mom, she starts talking. You know how my mom is. Well, what Mecca hasn't showed you is she has the young man's duffel bag. And then. And I don't come, anyone would leave their epilepsy medication and their ID or their Social Security number. Those are things you need with you at all times. So I would like to get in contact with HUPD and. And I need your first and last name and your contact. Lindy was going off, girl. She had heard the way she was talking to me too. So. So she was already like, oh, yeah, now it's time to be mom. Let me tell you how. How. And this is how knew they had me up my. I had six months left on my lease. And usually I would have. My parents had agreed to pay the additional thousand dollars because it was 500 each. I didn't pay nothing my last six months living in the harbors. And that's how you know it was a mistake on the part of Hampton. The harbors.

[Jamila Bell]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Cause how the fuck you let some n come in my house?

[Mecca Evans]

How the fuck I'm living here in my bed? And that's some shit I ain't never really let. I ain't never really said that shit in public like that, the whole story. But I didn't pay nothing my last little six months at the harbors because that bitch had me fucked. Up. So may she rest in peace. But fuck her. Yeah. And that's that on that anyway.

[Jamila Bell]

And that's just that on that.

[Mecca Evans]

Because why would I be lying?

[Jamila Bell]

Nah, that is crazy, though.

[Mecca Evans]

No, it was crazy.

[Jamila Bell]

Every time I hear that story, I'm.

[Mecca Evans]

Just like, that's fucking scary to think about in hindsight. Like having to do all the police reports. But then even like saying it back. Like, sometimes I'm like, damn, I went in here and was trying to talk to this grown ass lady. And mind you, around the time she like our age around the time, like, we're like 19, but she like 28 at the time. So it's like, damn, if a young lady came and said that shit to me, I'm concerned. Yeah, like, let's. Let's go to the apartment, let's see what's going on. Let's figure this out. Why? Like, like why are you questioning me like I came in here on some fuck shit lying to you? Girl, I ain't got too much statement by that lady anyway. Damn, Rip, you know, just because she did that don't mean she not in heaven.

[Jamila Bell]

Halle Berry lube. Now, Halle Berry has released some lubrication.

[Mecca Evans]

For the cooch for post menopausal women.

[Jamila Bell]

I love that.

[Mecca Evans]

It's like one thing, the reason why I wanted to talk about it was because I really felt like that's the type of person I wanna be. I wanna do something that I don't see everyone doing, but I'm doing it because there's a need for it and I have the experience. Like Halle Berry's posting a puzzle. She said she had issues with this. She knows other women have issues with it. So you feel me? Yes. If you hear anything, my neighbor's gardeners are here. So I guess their yard's getting all nice, but. Halle Berry, Postmenopausal puss and lubricant. Sometimes you need it. There's nothing against it. I've used lube before. No, I wish lube was more normalized.

[Jamila Bell]

I was going to say we should normalize using lubricants.

[Mecca Evans]

You know who put me on lube? Do I want to know? Punk. It just tracked because, like, he'd be like, you want to use some lube? And I got offended. I was like, I don't need no lube. And he was like, no, I'm not saying you need it. I'm just saying, like, it. It makes shit lit. And he wasn't lying.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah, yeah. Safe sex.

[Mecca Evans]

Has your older fella suggested lube? Seasoned fella so everyone likes their food season.

[Jamila Bell]

What I will say is this. If you follow Eric Benet on TikTok and Halle Berry on Twitter, I see.

[Mecca Evans]

How they were together.

[Jamila Bell]

I understand fully how they were in a relationship. I'm so devastated that Eric Benet cheated on her with 157 bitches. But I totally feel like they had such a fun relationship.

[Mecca Evans]

They used to be in there cracking up.

[Jamila Bell]

Cracking the fuck up. Because they're both very funny and just very seem like there's very cool people.

[Mecca Evans]

This is a side note, Jamila. Okay, so Flex Alexander has been sitting here. He's been taking a nap. I see how when they be like, you have to train babies and just be loud around them because he been asleep this whole time and yelling.

[Jamila Bell]

He got to just make ruffles.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. Like, he ain't chilling. Okay. Flex, flip out.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes.

[Mecca Evans]

Period.

[Jamila Bell]

Getting them. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I'm loving that she's doing a little loop. I'm about some for the older ladies. Let me know. Is it. Is it. What is it water based?

[Mecca Evans]

She's. You know what's crazy? I can't remember. She had, like, the ingredients in the little tweet, like, right under. And I read them. I think it's aloe or something like, if I'm saying that correctly. But she definitely did list out the ingredients. It's all natural. Okay. Yes. You know, she's really into aging naturally, which is amazing because she still looks. She looks amazing. She looks so good. Yeah, she looks great. All the things.

[Jamila Bell]

I won't be aging.

[Mecca Evans]

No, not at all. But shout out to her, I will lift everything that needs to be.

[Jamila Bell]

Get nipped and tucked and filled and plucked and pop, pop, pop. I want to look like myself, rather. I don't want to get anything, like, structurally changed. But if it needs to be lifted, baby, you know, I don't give a damn.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. I'm not.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah.

[Mecca Evans]

I'm not natural child.

[Jamila Bell]

I don't want to age gracefully.

[Mecca Evans]

I'm ungraceful with all things. But I do want the All Natural lube.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah.

[Mecca Evans]

Maybe. Maybe for Christmas. Oh, that's what I would get that for Christmas. You said what?

[Jamila Bell]

What a lovely stocking stock.

[Mecca Evans]

Maybe I'll get all my homegirls Halle Berry's lube for Christmas. And I'm gonna.

[Jamila Bell]

But I did hear that coochies dry out a little bit after, like, 40.

[Mecca Evans]

No. Yeah. That's why she's making it ironically, though.

[Jamila Bell]

That's when your libido goes up.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. But, you know, it dries out so much it could be painful because, you know, it's like just friction.

[Jamila Bell]

Yeah.

[Mecca Evans]

Like, it's.

[Jamila Bell]

You don't need that friction. You do need a slip and slide.

[Mecca Evans]

Which is why when uncle, like brought the lube out, I was like, oh, this makes so much sense. You're like, I was the first younger lady he fucking used to.

[Jamila Bell]

Fucking 40 year olds. I like the lube.

[Mecca Evans]

It was fun.

[Jamila Bell]

Lube ain't never hurt nobody.

[Mecca Evans]

We're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.

[Jamila Bell]

And we're back.

[Mecca Evans]

So do you wanna get into our favorite segment? Spin it.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes, let's spin some shit.

[Mecca Evans]

Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

We had quite a few. Oh, quite a few, actually.

[Mecca Evans]

So just before Jamila starts to read the letters, this is our segment. Spin it. Just know you can send us any of your messy, hot, steamy, salacious situations. The advice we are going to give you is going to be PR advice. So it might be unhinged and it might be immoral, but it will get you out of your pickle dick. So what do we got, Jamila?

[Jamila Bell]

All right, let's get into it. First and foremost, I really enjoy listening to you ladies. So relatable and really feel connected. Y'all my cousins.

[Mecca Evans]

Exactly.

[Jamila Bell]

Anywho, I am a married woman and I filed for divorce a while ago. Just to be clear, my husband isn't a cheater or abusive, just a lazy ass bum who. It hasn't always been like that, but it has progressed over the years and I truly got the ick. I actually hate this nigga in relatable. I hate this n. I actually hate this nigga. Like in real time. I could really go in, but really it's me who looks like the clown ass bitch because I've allowed it and keep allowing it. Like I know better. But yeah, I'm just a dab. Oh, a down ass bitch. You are millennial as fuck. Anyways, I am a woman of God, or at least I try my very best to be. So I pulled back on my feelings and allowed him to move back into my home. It's been about six months or less and I actually cannot. I need to know how to spin it so I can get him up out before Christmas so I don't have to buy no Christmas presents. Do it for the ladies. Do it for me. Oh, well, let me start by saying you're out your monkey ass mindful letting that nigga move back in you. I'm sorry. I got to be real with you, sister. You out your rabbit ass mind.

[Mecca Evans]

Oh my God, she trying to make it work.

[Jamila Bell]

No, so.

[Mecca Evans]

So what she needs is PR advice. If she's a woman of God, she wants. She needs. She needs something to tell the people at church. She needs something to tell him. So she needs two things from us. We need to spend it. So. First things first. Do you have evidence of him being ain't and just low down all the things. Because what's gonna happen is when you start to say all these details about him, people are gonna be like, what? Especially church people. Because you know church people gonna tell you, stay with them. If you beat your ass.

[Jamila Bell]

Be a proverbs lady. Ah, proverbs right now, no shade.

[Mecca Evans]

The church people want you to get hazed throughout your marriage.

[Jamila Bell]

They really do.

[Mecca Evans]

No, no, ma'am, they really do. But you do need to have something to show. I know you said he hasn't cheated, he hasn't hit you. Is there anything financially he may have done? Is there anything of him calling you out your name? You say he just ain't shit and you can't stand the N A at this point. But honestly, unhinged and immoral, you need to find some that really paints him in a negative light. Child, I know you say he need to dig some shooter. You need some dirt on that motherfucker so that when people come ask and the church mother say, why you ain't no church mother. He called me a bitch, you know what I'm saying?

[Jamila Bell]

And one thing about a bum, one thing I do know, this is never going to not be true. A nigga who's broke is a mean ass nigga. So I know he didn't called you out your name before you ever met a broker.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah, broke ass niggas are mean. So if he's, if he's broke, he's for sure mean. Now getting him out your house by Christmas, girl, it is. It is December 3rd today and this shit going to drop on December 5th. So we do not have a lot of time. I'm just saying you need to do that shit now, ask questions later. He's already a bum and he's already mean. I'm sure you have the receipts to prove that. You just go ahead and just be like, baby, I need to get the fuck up out of here. Whatever he wants to post on Facebook, you know, I'm the people the genre who make the Facebook status.

[Jamila Bell]

Now I don't know if you have children that.

[Mecca Evans]

But I didn't see that they didn't.

[Jamila Bell]

Right? So that makes it a whole real easy bitch.

[Mecca Evans]

Get my.

[Jamila Bell]

Simply change the locks oh yeah, change the locks.

[Mecca Evans]

I mean if he's a bunch of shit. Hello. You could pack it up yourself. Honestly, girl, girl, Merry Christmas.

[Jamila Bell]

And that's the Christmas gift.

[Mecca Evans]

And honestly girl, one thing about a broke ass n they have the audacity. Check that phone, see if you're talking to the and, and, and, and, and it could just simply be a like, it could just simply be a heart eyes something that was simply inappropriate to back up your claims of like I can't do this no more because this could be the straw that broke the camel's back. Like, like, let's hypothetically say like you said, you been wanting to lead this n. Now he just moved back in. So now you go through his phone and you see that he, he sent some lady of heart eyes. Now in some situations that wouldn't be considered a big deal. But you a broken, but you a broke ass nigga. You cannot move back.

[Jamila Bell]

You got to be on your P's and q's.

[Mecca Evans]

You gotta be like, yeah, you know what? Actually I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm done with this relationship. Screenshot it and keep it for whoever asked about your business. I mean, just blame him for everything, girl. It seems like everything has fallen in.

[Jamila Bell]

Blame him for everything. Yeah. And is this a apartment or a home that you've purchased? If it's an apartment, no shade get a new one.

[Mecca Evans]

I was gonna say now it's Christmas time, so she might not want to break the lease.

[Jamila Bell]

Now I was gonna say I don't know when your lease is up, but if your lease is up soon, go ahead and find a new apartment and don't tell him where the fuck you're going. Number one. But if you can't afford to break your lease, do it. I promise you'll be worth it in the.

[Mecca Evans]

I was gonna say I, I always. Not all my friends do it. I've had friends who have stayed in an apartment with a motherfucker who they wasn't in a relationship with personally. Me, oh well, I wasn't trying to blow nobody spot up Jamila. And it's okay. That's why I thought I wasn't gonna say names, but I gotta say me, I'm gonna find them couple bands, child. I'm gonna find them bangins. I don't want to be up in here.

[Jamila Bell]

That's why I said listen to me and listen to me well. Don't ever let no nigga move in, especially if y'all are not together because it will be very hard to get rid of them. It's like roaches. Once you got a whole bunch of roaches, it's hard to get rid of them.

[Mecca Evans]

Damn.

[Jamila Bell]

So lay your traps before. Don't let no N move in. And it don't matter what sob story they give you no N. You can't afford to get your own spot. You better go find your mom and your daddy.

[Mecca Evans]

Your mom is right there.

[Jamila Bell]

You better go find a friend. I'm not your friend anymore.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah, I need you to.

[Jamila Bell]

And I get that y'all have history.

[Mecca Evans]

Because y'all were married. But like you said, you got the icky. And the way she's talking, I would assume that she's on the lease and she can just kick him out. I would go as far. You said you don't like him. If he gives you, you know, pullback, baby, the police can come and escort you out of my apartment.

[Jamila Bell]

Hello. Exactly. And if he starts getting weird.

[Mecca Evans]

And I gotta be honest, I used to be Megan the Stallion with that. But ever since y'all showed y'all asses, I'm not above calling the police on black men, y'all. Y'all be showing y'all motherfucking.

[Jamila Bell]

Let me tell you something. And from experience, when you try to leave, it can get wicked. So you need to put everybody on alert once you're really kicking that nigga out. Cause it can get scary. I'm not gonna get that nigga out.

[Mecca Evans]

You need to have people over. Like, you need to tell. You can give him the courtesy of being like, hey, I need you to be out. Like, da, da, da. And the day he supposed to be out. Like, if you wanna leave the house, yeah, you can leave the house. And when you come back to the house, make sure you have people with you. Your daddy, your brothers, your cousins. Like that type of shit.

[Jamila Bell]

People who carry.

[Mecca Evans]

Hello. You picking up what I'm putting down, keep that shit safe. Because you know them niggas be crashing out. Okay.

[Jamila Bell]

Yes. And also, go ahead and start dating.

[Mecca Evans]

And I don't know, but, like, go.

[Jamila Bell]

Ahead and start dating now.

[Mecca Evans]

So you can switch around, file that paperwork now. Hit him with a blindside. Unhinged anymore. But that's not the point, child. We trying to get up out of here before Christmas. You can go into 2025 with a new nigga.

[Jamila Bell]

So I need you to start dating now. Start getting your. Because right now you've been in a situation where you haven't dated in a while. So you need to start getting your feet wet, you know, get back having sex. Or something. Go on some dates, start sex, doing some new things. Have sex, have a little bit of sex. Go ahead and call Halle Berry and get some of that and have sex.

[Mecca Evans]

You could even have some gay sex.

[Jamila Bell]

Hello? Okay, maybe you're gay.

[Mecca Evans]

Maybe. But that's not. That's called pegging if it's women.

[Jamila Bell]

Oh.

[Mecca Evans]

Mm.

[Jamila Bell]

Well, with the lube. With the lube, you would be out of. That's actually a real easy girl.

[Mecca Evans]

You gonna be all right. You gonna be out of there by Christmas. You're gonna be out of there by Christmas.

[Jamila Bell]

Fuck them church members. You don't owe them a bitch ass thing. Change that status on Facebook and say, let God be true quickly.

[Mecca Evans]

The fuck please.

[Jamila Bell]

If anybody ever tried. Hello. If anybody ever tried to tell you any. Oh, that is not of the Lord. Bitch, you ain't of the Lord. Read them back. Sister Johnson. Must we get into you and your husband and his escapades?

[Mecca Evans]

Didn't you have a child at a wedlock? The bastard.

[Jamila Bell]

No. That's why all your kids got different colors.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, you know.

[Jamila Bell]

Shut up.

[Mecca Evans]

Different colors is crazy. I know you're referring to different skin tones, but like, that is crazy. I've never even heard it said like that, mind you. That's how my daddy and his siblings are, you know?

[Jamila Bell]

So you gotta just start saying whatever come to mind when you talk about.

[Mecca Evans]

Just like a Crayola.

[Jamila Bell]

Please, please. Mind you and yours.

[Mecca Evans]

Well, yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

Make you a good little face. And you know, I. Like I said, you clearly are a millennial. Talking about some. You a down ass bitch. I need you to post up on.

[Mecca Evans]

Your Facebook like this at the cigar lounge.

[Jamila Bell]

Blessing feeling so good, start making use and statuses about feeling free, feeling brand new feeling.

[Mecca Evans]

Set it up so that when it. When it hits, it's not surprising.

[Jamila Bell]

So when it drop, it's like, oh. So that people start to.

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. Oh.

[Jamila Bell]

What. What this mean? Y'all seen this post? Oh, it looked like. It looked like Rhonda is moving on now. I just made up Rhonda. I ain't gonna say your name. It looked like Rhonda's moving up. You see what Rhonda just posted?

[Mecca Evans]

Yeah. Yep. I like that. That's what you do. That was some good advice. Jamila says to play. Come on communications. She said, I'm not just a film production person.

[Jamila Bell]

Hello.

[Mecca Evans]

I can think of a plan as well.

[Jamila Bell]

I can give you a plan. Let me know how it worked out for you.

[Mecca Evans]

I don't need a response back to that one. Yeah.

[Jamila Bell]

And get you and the Next you got to get. Oh, he has to have money. Hello. You have to like go 10 times. You know, you have to really like elevate and it feels, it feels so good when you do that. Oh my God.

[Mecca Evans]

Speaking from experience, guys, don't forget to like comment and subscribe. And you know, if you leave a nice little comment, it may be. If you leave a ha n comment, we might read it on here on the podcast. So I'm going to read this comments from Spotify this week. Destiny Todd said, absolutely love these topics. Definitely needed this. Jason Astro said, sweet greens made me jump and I will be testing these recipes from a Michigander. They was mad you was talking about middle America last week. Girl. I don't know if you thought that.

[Jamila Bell]

Sorry.

[Mecca Evans]

My bad, y'all. Tyson said, I'm not even a podcast girly and I listened to every episode. I love it over here. Yay. J Boogie said, vanilla flavored banana pudding and real bananas for banana pudding is the only way. I'm so sorry. Do not give me banana flavored pudding. Ray said, acknowledge the system first. I love y'all bad. Every Thursday been fire and Hanin sn said I remember the video when she asked him to take it off. Oh my God. Hey Hanan. She's like a really active, like a very active follower on TikTok. Love that. And she's in Atlanta too. That's a fun fact that I know about her period. You gonna hit the the YouTube joints.

[Jamila Bell]

Oh yes. So we have Katrina Lou. Listening to y'all talk about small town and families reminds me of my family in Arkansas. Like EJ Speaks said, just know you can't court them. LOL @N9021 said, love the pod. I love listening to you guys speak. Y'all are too funny at Bernie baby says this is my first time tuning in. It's a vibe of course. Exactly at Jordan S6233. Sip loving the progress updates each episode. Keep keep it up ladies.

[Mecca Evans]

And the mics are better this week.

[Jamila Bell]

Hello you. You notice the progress? Yes. Tune in every week to see what we do next @nick9188 says the way I love this pod. Exactly @Brianna Richardson94 said, this episode got me through post Thanksgiving dinner dishes. This is never a dull moment with y'all. Yay. At Lady Love. Kim said, in Mecca's defense, green bean.

[Mecca Evans]

Casserole is it is it's good. I will stand on it. The white people had did their little one too with that. Okay, so for Apple podcast we Have. Oh, Tyler Brown. I like kind of like the way you spell Tyler. That's interesting. Love, love, love me some Jamila and Mecca. My faves. Thank you Tyler and Anon. See anon underscore c12 said listening to y'all is like being a part of the Mexican restaurant debrief during happy hour. Wow. That's exactly what we wanted to feel. But life so accurate.

[Jamila Bell]

No exactly.

[Mecca Evans]

Can't wait till the next episode. And then Jordan Said so happy to hear more of these lovely ladies. Mecca and Jamila are funny. B Billow said I was a member of the that's the Jamila you've been talking about crew. Lol. Love seeing you ladies make it. We'll always support y'all. Gave us all of your business. Felt like a wine night and I appreciate it while working. Aw. And Rihanna. Michelle Rihanna or Rihanna, however you spell it. Forgive me. Said following you both separately and being one of the viewers who was like, omg, a crossover whenever y'all paired up to this. Yeah, I'm here for. I'm here for this. Waiting for guest appearances from Sabrina and dare I even say Darrington, Mind you, Darington Darrington want to be on the pod so bad child. You know he thirsty.

[Jamila Bell]

I was gonna say he's been asking.

[Mecca Evans]

Mariah 9998 said favorite podcast at the moment to get stuff done too. Feels like you're on FaceTime with your girls. And then there's very. There's one last one. Rosie 12:55 said, this podcast is not only funny, but it gives me so much wisdom. Mecca totally changed my perspective on working out and making sure I can move my body as long as I can. Jameela continues to prove speaking over your life is powerful and you can do it with your best girlies. I love you both. Oh, I love the both of them. And look forward to and look forward to Thursdays. Oh, that was so really nice. That's why I was like, oh my God, I'm tripping over my words. But it was so nice.

[Jamila Bell]

Aw, thank y'all.

[Mecca Evans]

Thank you so much.

[Jamila Bell]

I've really been enjoying everyone's feedback.

[Mecca Evans]

Honestly, that's kind of my favorite part.

[Jamila Bell]

Just listening to what everybody has to say. So please keep sending your comments. Please keep responding to our tiktoks and wherever you can leave a comment, please do. Because I really try my best to, like, read every last one of them. Even if we don't read it here, I'm reading it outside and it really does.

[Mecca Evans]

Yes. I responded to1 on YouTube. They were like, mecca keeps talking over Jameela. Which, you know, personally is a peppy. So, okay, the reason, Jamila.

[Jamila Bell]

I'm doing something.

[Mecca Evans]

I know you are. So.

[Jamila Bell]

I be like this. If y'all ever see me doing this, it's because I want to talk. So I'm just like.

[Mecca Evans]

The reason that always gets me is because in real life, Jamila talks over me. So, like, what you're seeing is us trying. Like, Jameela's trying to hold herself from talking over me. So then I feel like it's looking like I'm talking over Jameela. But then when people say that, I'm like, ah, this is not the truth.

[Jamila Bell]

This is a lie. No. And I unfortunately don't know how not to talk over people because my thoughts are louder than everybody else's words.

[Mecca Evans]

You know who I really good, though.

[Jamila Bell]

But no, I've been really trying to, like, just, like, shut the fuck up. It's something I have to be conscious about. Like, when I'm in real life, I'm not conscious about it. Cause I'm just like, this ain't no fucking podcast. I just talk. But it's a podcast, so I'm trying to be like.

[Mecca Evans]

It's literally we listen and we don't judge. That was that one music fest when I was like, oh, wait, like I said. And laughing at me. I'm like, y'all. Like, she keeps interrupting me. Why is this funny to y'all?

[Jamila Bell]

I be having thoughts, but.

[Mecca Evans]

All right, y'all, we'll definitely get up with y'all next week. Yeah, see you next Thursday.

[Jamila Bell]

Unhinged and Immoral is hosted by Jamila Bell and Mecca Evans, Produced by Melissa.

[Mecca Evans]

Demont and Diamond M Print Productions, post.

[Jamila Bell]

Production by Coco Lawrence, production assistance by Melody D. Watson, music by Audi and Brooklyn Billionaires.