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Nick
Abc. Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears.
Chris
Dad, I'm broke and I need a.
Caleb
Place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like.
Isaiah
So a couple of days when his.
Nick
Daughter moves back in.
Isaiah
The last time you walked out that door, you look back at me and.
Nick
Gave me a double bird.
Caleb
I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.
Nick
The wheels come off.
Eli
Can we try to talk to each.
Caleb
Other like rational adults?
Isaiah
Have you watched the news lately?
Nick
That's not a thing anymore. New Wednesdays, 8. 7 Central, on ABC and stream on Hulu.
Isaiah
Yeah, you wouldn't know. About 4 million subscribers want you. I don't.
Brandon
I can't wait to watch you guys fight.
Isaiah
It's this close, bro.
Chris
Look past it. Look past the penises.
Nick
Well, come to Dennis.
Caleb
We'll kill your kids.
Isaiah
Caleb is, like, violently autistic.
Brandon
It was like a family on a picnic that got hit by one of those manless kite bombs. Yeah, it's horrible.
Chris
I could see him. Like I was.
Nick
Hey, are you upset you missed out on the live show tour?
Caleb
Well, don't be, because we still have one show left to do.
Nick
Brandon, where is that show? At?
Caleb
Beautiful Las Vegas.
Nick
During what week?
Caleb
During the week of Shot Show. So this will be our last show of the tour on January 20 at the Venetian Theater. And this one will be a double feature with the Gundies. So if you buy your ticket, it.
Eli
Gets you access to both the Gundies.
Caleb
And the unsubscribed live show. Two tickets for the price of one.
Nick
So come, hang out, have a blast, and then have a little Shot show experience, too. Right, Brandon?
Caleb
In fact, I would say the best.
Nick
Part of Shot show, the drinking and hanging out.
Caleb
Literally the only part we care for anymore. So if you want to get the.
Eli
Chance to hang out with some of.
Caleb
Your favorite people in the gun sphere and also just have a good time and see one of our live shows.
Brandon
Go check out the tickets.
Caleb
They're available down in the description.
Brandon
Yay.
Isaiah
Check us out.
Nick
There's gonna be chaos. And I love it. Probably it's the. Is that hosts versus guests?
Isaiah
I can be seen and not hurt. It's okay. I'm scared.
Nick
Brandon's son, stop talking.
Eli
Okay, Brandon.
Isaiah
Everyone.
Caleb
We really do have, like, a Captain America Civil war.
Nick
Everyone, on the count of three, ready?
Isaiah
Get that drink up.
Eli
Oh, yep.
Nick
Three, two, one. Yeah.
Chris
Sweet.
Caleb
You gonna be donut this time?
Isaiah
I can. You want me to be. Yeah.
Caleb
Be donut for me.
Isaiah
What is it? I don't know about that. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. Today we are joined by several of my good friends. Eli doubletap, fat electrician Nick. My father, Brandon Herrera. Me. My friend Oompaville, also known as Caleb and TikTok.
Chris
Don't I the Chinese spy.
Isaiah
Talk.
Nick
You're in the place.
Isaiah
Sorry, sorry. Also my barber.
Nick
Yeah, that's what's going to be barber.
Chris
I'm leaving.
Isaiah
Yeah, it's all right.
Caleb
We've got you in the thumbnail already. You can go.
Eli
She.
Isaiah
She could lose all of our subscriber counts combined and never notice, so. Ow. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, here, here with some friends. I already had my episode. I feel like I'm a pirate. I'm intruding. So Eli, someone take over so I can go from there. I'm scared.
Nick
Yeah, everyone's here for the range day. Brandon and Cody and Matt put on a fantastic range day. Then nobody died.
Isaiah
No one shot.
Caleb
That's the only thing I care about. Everybody had a good time and more importantly, nobody got shot. So next year, I see this as an absolute win.
Chris
Definitely.
Isaiah
It was a fantastic time. Thank you all very much. It was awesome. Very well done. Every time I meet new people, get to hang out with cool guys.
Caleb
So I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. That's.
Isaiah
I do it for you in the flyer.
Nick
We're like, man, 80 million subscribers across all channels. Chris takes up 95%.
Chris
But I'm just the TikTok barber.
Isaiah
Call me Chris. Because you needed an introduction.
Nick
Yeah. It's been so long. Now you're all here.
Chris
Yeah, well, we were here last time.
Eli
January 3rd.
Chris
Was it January? It's been almost a year.
Brandon
Oddly specific.
Caleb
If he nailed that date, I'm gonna be shocked.
Nick
I guarantee that's what he did.
Eli
It was. We flew in. We drove in the second. It was the third.
Caleb
Damn.
Chris
Damn.
Nick
My son also has that super.
Caleb
You just divorced? Way better.
Nick
Brian's like, it is 4 hours and 13 minutes to drive there, daddy. I'm like, cool, dope. My son.
Eli
How'd you guys enjoy.
Caleb
I don't remember.
Nick
Oh, I love him. How are you? You guys got in yesterday or two days ago?
Eli
Two days ago.
Chris
Two days ago. Yep.
Nick
And then did you have a blast?
Eli
Yeah, absolutely.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Nick
Huge firearm. You love firearms.
Eli
I love guns.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
There's guns everywhere. Actually, when we first met, I cleaned them up before she came over for the first time.
Caleb
Yeah, presentation guns.
Eli
Yes, exactly. Maybe have some smaller ones.
Nick
They swapped them out for print.
Eli
I put some smaller, more fun looking ones like I have a little. Little Beretta Bobcat with a little suppressor. I left that out.
Caleb
It's funny.
Chris
Yeah, it's funny. I was just a mere little Canadian coming down.
Eli
Exactly. And then. Oh, guns. Oh, guns.
Chris
There, that's crazy.
Eli
But then I, you know, I kind of felt it out for the first little bit, and then I was like, okay.
Chris
And then he showed me his closet.
Eli
And then I showed him my closet. My room.
Caleb
Your pleasure room?
Eli
My pleasure room.
Isaiah
My cedar room.
Chris
It's like the restroom with just guns.
Eli
It's full of guns.
Nick
How was that the first time?
Chris
It was crazy. I thought it was like, that's where all the guns in America were. Maybe there were so many.
Eli
Is this legal?
Brandon
She said, last time I talked to you was when you walked into his factory. And, like, she was just like, yeah, yeah.
Caleb
I need to shower.
Brandon
Is happening.
Caleb
Shower before going back to Canada or I'm gonna get arrested.
Chris
I need my Kevlar cardigan. Yeah, it was.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Chris
It's crazy. But now I'm used to him. I'm used to him now.
Nick
You've been. You moved here how long ago?
Chris
April.
Isaiah
April.
Nick
Congrats.
Chris
Will be.
Nick
Are you American yet or is.
Chris
I'm in the process of green card, but soon, a few months.
Eli
Soon it will be process. She said process. She's Canadian.
Caleb
Eli, do you have your green card yet?
Nick
I am about to get it.
Isaiah
Good.
Caleb
Awesome.
Nick
I still have to do another tour, and then.
Caleb
Yeah.
Brandon
Oh, hey, we did the reverse Oreo thing again. Anyways.
Nick
You guys moved down. I wanted to talk about. Well, how is it now, like, living down here in Texas? You got, like. You just got thrown into the mix.
Chris
Oh, yeah. No, it's great. It's great. I feel free. I feel freedom. I'm just basking in it constantly. No, it's actually crazy. And like, all the tax shit, it's great.
Eli
The exit.
Nick
Did you have to deal with the whole.
Chris
I'm still going through that process. Are you going through that process?
Eli
Process?
Chris
The fat oh, I hate it process? I'm still going through that. I still gotta pay a bunch of money to Canada until I can officially be American, but I'll reap the reward soon, which will be great.
Nick
How mad does that make you on your side, where you're like, you've already paid taxes on that. Now you have to pay more taxes on the taxes because it is 40. It's like an exit tax.
Eli
There's a lot.
Chris
Oh, it's. It's.
Eli
Well, we have an idea. So what I'm trying to get her to do. And her. Her tax team's not a big fan of this is. And I've actually sought this around with a couple local money guys, a couple moguls. We're gonna get her to go back to Canada, and we're going to get her to liquidate all our assets. She just sold a house up there. Liquidate all the assets, take all our liquid money, buy gold, and then put it on, wear it, and then cross.
Chris
The border, and then never go back.
Eli
And they do that a lot, though.
Caleb
You're gonna have to do a lot of squats and farmer's carries to prep for that gold.
Eli
You know, gold, things like gold. Yeah, I figured it might work. I figure it might work. I figured.
Caleb
I think you're like the wife of some white collar criminal that, like, goes to the airport with 18 watches.
Eli
Exactly.
Chris
What's the time?
Caleb
Yeah.
Isaiah
Only. Only it's Caleb. Caleb's the wife. He has gold duct tape to his chest, like.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
How does it feel to be a trophy husband?
Eli
This is how we do it in Virginia.
Brandon
Trophy husband walks across the border covered in gold. I need to claim asylum.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
Don't tell anyone, but Justin Trudeau kind of wants my shit.
Eli
Governor Trudeau.
Caleb
Governor Trudeau.
Chris
Yeah. Governor Trudeau. Yeah.
Eli
It's a.
Chris
It's a. Of a transition, but hey.
Nick
But now you're down here living the dream.
Chris
Yep.
Nick
Loving it.
Chris
Truly. Everything's so much cheaper down here too. Like, just food and everything. It's crazy.
Nick
Housing.
Chris
Housing just.
Eli
Yep.
Nick
That's crazy.
Caleb
Yep.
Nick
It's great going on to you. You had a crazy month. You've had, like, video game launch. The. Your candy still crushing it. But then the Mr. Beast interview.
Caleb
My brain is broken because, like, I heard you say candy crushing it, and I'm like, amogus, candy crush. I'm like, I need to be put down.
Isaiah
That sentence was Candy Crush, Mr. Beast. Completely unreadable.
Caleb
That sentence would kill a Victorian child.
Eli
That's true.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
How was that?
Nick
Like, you realized. How much prep did you go into?
Eli
I'm not a big prep guy, to be honest.
Nick
Same.
Eli
I like winging it or like, whatever I can fit in sort of like a day is what I'll do. And then I try not to think about the next step because if I do, I just get super stressed out, even more so. And yeah, it was just a lot. Pretty much.
Chris
So short notice.
Eli
It was also. Everything was so short notice the same day. Even if I wanted to prep, there was like, not a lot of. With the game was like a Lot of prep. That was a lot of work. I've been working on that for like a year, basically. And then the candy stuff obviously takes up a lot of time, but the Beast interview was like last minute hours.
Caleb
Did he reach out to you or did you reach out to him?
Eli
Yes, initially he reached out to me.
Caleb
Okay.
Eli
Yes.
Nick
And then you knew when he was flying in? Essentially, yeah.
Eli
So the morning of, he told me, he told me that he might come in the day, that evening, and then called me as he was boarding a flight like a couple hours later. So I didn't know if he was gonna come that day. That's power. And then wait till you hear this. We live in Central Texas.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
The nearest airports, two hours away. He lands and I'm like, we got two hours. He shows up in 15 minutes.
Chris
So he landed at like a low.
Eli
He flew to a fucking private. At like a small airport.
Chris
Cuz he has a private jet.
Nick
Yeah.
Eli
And then he.
Caleb
There's a joke I heard. Have you heard the name of his jet? Internally, I'm pretty sure I can make this joke. Pretty sure. They've got bigger things to worry about. They used to call it MrBeast and 10 others. Because if it ever went down, that's the only thing anybody would know. Mr. Beast did 10 others.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
No names other than that one going on.
Eli
Oh.
Isaiah
That'S so sad. But that's hilarious.
Eli
Yeah, that is funny. That is the way the world works.
Chris
It is, yeah.
Eli
That's real.
Chris
That's what I said.
Caleb
It was too real.
Isaiah
It's not, honestly.
Caleb
That was us on the podcast tour where I was like, oh, yeah, this. Let me see, who's it. Yeah, donut operator and 92 others.
Brandon
Speaking of how the world works, at the bar last night you told me a story of buying your house and how you got it in a way the world's not supposed to work.
Eli
Yeah, I. Theft, basically.
Nick
Basically.
Eli
Basically legal theft. Basically unfair. I still feel indebted. So I have a really awesome house. I shouldn't have a really awesome house. And the way that I got a really awesome house was that I was gonna buy a normal house. Well within my means. And I put an offer in on this insane house because I knew the guy was going through a situate, a divorce, if you will. And I was like, this could, you know, this could be potentially interesting. This is like. And I had no idea who the guy was, whatever. And I'm looking at other houses, I go and see that house. It's crazy. I'm like, all right, I'll put an offer in, but with the caveat. I told my realtor that, you know, I don't mean this is disrespect, but this is what I'm comfortable paying for this place. I know it's worth substantially more. I know that it's a steal. And like, you know, I don't really care if it's. If it's. If it's a. No, I totally understand. Or like, if there's a renegotiation or whatever.
Caleb
Yeah, this is what I can pay.
Eli
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And like, it's not out of disrespect, just to be clear. And we accepted the offer. And the reason was to. So his wife got less money in the divorce. I got so lucky. I got so lucky.
Brandon
What was like the proportion of, like, if he was asking 100%. What percentage did you offer?
Eli
I would say probably, if you're talking about build price, maybe 18.
Caleb
Oh, my God.
Eli
But if you're talking about, if you're talking about realistic market value in the area, all things considered, at the time. At the time, 47%.
Isaiah
45.
Caleb
Okay.
Chris
Yeah. Oh, this house is huge.
Eli
It's like, it's insane.
Chris
Like, if you got the price, you'd be like, what?
Eli
Yeah, it's crazy. And it's like a steal.
Caleb
That's the kind of guy that's like, I can always build more.
Eli
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Chris
He's like a very well off.
Brandon
I can buy another house. I can never.
Eli
And he's also. He's also a genius. Yeah, he's also a genius and just so cool. And I've kept in contact with him. Like, I was worried that it, you know, would be seen as like this massive thing of disrespect, but in reality it was just like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, it's just a house. Just say no, I'll be fine.
Caleb
Do you got any more wives you want to break off?
Eli
Yeah, he's really cool though. He's a very good dude. I'm still in contact with him. He's.
Caleb
That's awesome.
Eli
Interesting.
Isaiah
I'd say you are.
Eli
Yeah, he's an interesting fellow.
Isaiah
See if he has any more divorces.
Eli
I know, I'm waiting.
Nick
It's going to be a search function.
Brandon
On Mormon by chance. That'd be really convenient.
Isaiah
Just liquidating properties, just getting that email.
Nick
It's like, yeah, we'll take the offer.
Brandon
You're like, well, yeah. What was that like when your realtor messaged you or called you? I was like, he accepted.
Eli
I was pretty Surprised, to be honest. And then I was like, what's the property tax is going to be? Because, like, a big house.
Nick
Yeah.
Eli
But it's still so reasonable. I mean, it doesn't make sense to sell it or get rid of it.
Isaiah
He took me to see the house the first time, and I remember being like, this is stupid, because he told me, how much you paid for it? I'm like, I hate you.
Chris
We don't even live there now.
Isaiah
Yeah. Yeah. That's the part that made me.
Chris
We live in a different house. It's just kind of sitting there now. We're trying to figure out what to do.
Caleb
But what about second house?
Eli
Yeah, second house.
Chris
Second house.
Eli
Yeah. That was another thing is I'm really. I only offered it because I had, like, a, like, people living with me at the time. So it only makes. It only makes sense with, like, if you have five people.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
That want to live in one spot because it's laid out like a compound. It's like a gigantic compound. It's shaped like a dick, too.
Caleb
It's convenient.
Eli
From a penis.
Chris
It is.
Isaiah
Did you tell them about the mural?
Eli
Oh, yeah. There's a. Actually, I feel like I should probably show you.
Chris
Yeah, probably.
Isaiah
Yes.
Eli
I can see if I can find it really quickly. I posted on Facebook, I love putting.
Isaiah
Chris in, like, podcast interviews. Be like, well, tell them about the penis wall.
Chris
Yeah, I don't care.
Caleb
Oh, there's a legit mural.
Chris
I lived in it.
Eli
Oh, it's a penis wall.
Chris
Yeah. I had to go in that house for the first time I ever met him, and he's like, this is my penis mural.
Brandon
And I was like, good thing you hit all the guns.
Chris
I'd rather walk through this background.
Caleb
The guns might be offensive. Also, stare at my nickel.
Brandon
Take mine from the penis mural.
Eli
So I complete. For context of this merch. For context of this picture. I thought it'd be funny to post a picture of me with, like, some kind of material thing and flex and just be like, I'm so blessed. You know, like that type of photo. So.
Chris
So he's wearing my. My merch.
Isaiah
I'm wearing her merch.
Eli
Feeling and looking blessed.
Nick
Those actual dripping.
Eli
Yes.
Caleb
That is.
Eli
That's a baroque.
Caleb
Is it weird to say that that's tasteful?
Chris
It is what I was thinking.
Eli
Like, it is tasteful.
Chris
I'm an artist. I paint. So I actually was like, this is really well done.
Eli
Yeah, it's very well done.
Chris
I appreciate it.
Caleb
As far as dick walls go.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
As far as dick walls describing, there's.
Nick
A white and a black dick with balls.
Brandon
And wings.
Nick
And wings.
Eli
Yeah.
Brandon
I like how you. Yeah.
Nick
And dripping. I don't.
Caleb
But as part of a landscape.
Nick
They look sad.
Eli
Yeah, They're. The best way to put this, I.
Caleb
Think, is if I saw that on the wall of an Asian restaurant, I would never take a second.
Eli
Yeah. With a fish tank of koi, right?
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
Normal.
Chris
Yeah. That's the thing, right?
Eli
Yeah. Fits right in.
Chris
You have to send it to him.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
You can. You guys can add me as a friend on Facebook. That's where that photo lives. I can send it to you.
Isaiah
Pixelate them. Yeah.
Eli
And I'm just like.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
How do you explain when you put your guns up in there? I don't even remember my penis wall.
Chris
We watched.
Eli
Honestly, I just. I just. I'm just like, check this out.
Chris
And then he just explained the lore.
Eli
And I was like, then it worked.
Isaiah
Have you explained on the podcast you two, like, met?
Chris
Yeah, I think. Last one, huh?
Eli
Do farmers only.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
Christian mingle.
Chris
Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Craigslist Classifieds.
Eli
That's more accurate.
Isaiah
It was a mail order website.
Chris
Yep.
Isaiah
He was aiming for Asia, but Canada. Close enough.
Caleb
Canadian refugees.
Chris
Exactly.
Nick
Hey, don't talk about snow Mexicans and.
Caleb
Snow Mexicans want to save money on taxes.
Isaiah
That's. That's what was going through her head. She was, like, in front of the mural, like, tax money. Tax money.
Chris
Yeah. Look past it.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
Yeah. It was interesting, though.
Isaiah
We.
Eli
I messaged her, she followed me, and then I immediately was like, what's up? Like, five minutes later, like, the moment. I'm not one for. A lot of people. They. They like to. They play this game of, like, you gotta let it sit, you gotta let it sit or whatever. I don't do that at all.
Chris
That's so refreshing.
Eli
I don't really care.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
You know, they showed me the DMs. It's so funny because she's like. He's like, hi. And she's like, oh, I like your stuff. And he's like, fly down. So my name is Bridge. Yeah.
Eli
There was two messages in between maybe three.
Chris
And a feet pit.
Isaiah
And a feet pit. Yeah, that's right.
Eli
Fly down your feet.
Chris
Ah.
Nick
What is going on right now?
Eli
One with the sock, one without. For reference.
Isaiah
It was like buying a horse. Let me check the teeth.
Chris
All right.
Caleb
Is he left foot? Do you need a place to live?
Eli
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Chris
Yep, pretty much.
Eli
I know I have a really good tax guy. Let's get this gold idea. You gotta try it.
Chris
Tell me more. Tell Me more mustache man.
Nick
It's just a long talk. Don't know each other.
Chris
It was really short and I moved down within like no time. Like, for real. And that's not like me at all.
Brandon
You have to pay for your own health care now. You have to pay for your own health care now.
Chris
Dude, it's not even a thing up there. It's all. It's a con.
Brandon
I've never actually got to talk to somebody like has. I've just like heard opinions from people that are anonymous on the Internet. Like, is it shitty if I need.
Chris
An MRI, I gotta wait like 10 months to get it?
Eli
Have you considered.
Chris
Yeah, heavily.
Eli
It's legal.
Caleb
The sincerity in your eyes was alarming.
Chris
I had a lot of flashbacks. It was like a Rolodex.
Nick
Like, give her one of your purple hearts.
Chris
I'll just have this purple white cloth instead.
Nick
Ten months is the va. That is.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
It's. It's just crazy.
Brandon
Or like that other one was funded by the government.
Isaiah
Weird.
Nick
Yeah.
Chris
Yeah. If you want to go into the ER. Like, I broke. I've broken like four or 13 bones. But every time I did, I would have to wait almost a day or even like to the next day to see a doctor. To see a doctor. Because there's people going in there for the like a cold. Because you can't. Because it doesn't cost money. So it's like it's flawed in a lot of ways. And if you get other. If you do anything private, you still have to pay for it.
Nick
So. 13 bones.
Chris
I was reckless. Reckless.
Eli
Yes. She was very reckless child. Extremely reckless.
Chris
I was like surf on top of golf carts and like go really fast downhills on skateboard and stuff.
Eli
If we ever have a child, it will be. Need to. It will need a pad. It literally will need a pad.
Chris
It will. Yeah. I just won't tell them about those stories until they're older.
Eli
The child.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
Well, it's like genetic. Oh yeah. It's like the. The. The rabbits and the hawk.
Chris
Yeah. But I'll be there with him or her to help them not make the.
Caleb
Same mistakes I did. Way too much assumed.
Eli
I told her about it.
Nick
It's nature versus there's actually. Nature is more dominant than nurture.
Isaiah
I like his explanation. I told her.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
She knows. Yeah. I don't need to know.
Eli
But it's not going to fuck you guys. Yeah, yeah.
Nick
It was like the hawk.
Eli
There's like a generation. There's a study about rabbits and hawks.
Caleb
They.
Eli
They were. I forget how it goes from Top to bottom. But at some point, the rabbits were not afraid of hawks. Then a hawk killed one. And then from then on, the generations that never even were exposed to a hawk say 18 generations went by. They showed a hawk flyover, and they had the same reaction.
Caleb
So it's like epigenetics.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
Learned behavior through DNA.
Eli
That was a gross paraphrasing. I'm sure it's different, but that's the general idea.
Isaiah
So you two trying to harm yourself as children, you think that takes 18 generations to breed out?
Eli
I think it's irrelevant. That's how long it takes. The child's gonna hurt himself. Yeah.
Caleb
Eighteen rabid generations might be different, you know?
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
I think he's saying that their kids will be fine in the year 2587.
Chris
I'm fine.
Isaiah
Look at me.
Chris
I'm fine. Only three concussions, 13 broken bones, many sprays.
Isaiah
Was 14.
Chris
A minute ago, it was 13.
Isaiah
Thirteen. She's healing. She's healed.
Caleb
Some.
Eli
Some hairline still.
Chris
Yeah, it's.
Caleb
It's the Canadian healthcare system. 15 broken bones. How could you handle 14 broken bones? We'll need to schedule out for those 13.
Eli
Exactly, exactly.
Chris
I've been brainwashed. No, but, yeah, we'll be fine.
Eli
Canada's awesome, though. You do love Canada.
Chris
I. No, I love Canada.
Eli
She loves.
Chris
There's a lot of. It's beautiful.
Eli
Yeah.
Chris
British Columbia is, like, the most beautiful place in the world. I've been to a lot of places and it's. But Texas has its charm. Like, it has like. Like the sunsets and I mean, I'm.
Eli
Excited to go to Canada.
Isaiah
She's.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
She's spoken very highly of it, obviously. Have you ever been? I've never been.
Caleb
Okay.
Eli
I don't have a passport.
Chris
He doesn't. Yeah, he hasn't passed.
Caleb
I just had to get one.
Chris
Yeah. That's such a crazy concept for Canadian because we go. We always go to the States, but go around the world. So many Americans, especially in the south, they don't have passports.
Isaiah
Passports.
Chris
And that's really weird.
Isaiah
They don't.
Nick
What do we need?
Isaiah
I got, like.
Chris
I understand, because I came across to. To come to the States all the time because there's a lot to do here. Whereas in Canada, you got that, like, bottom third.
Brandon
Yeah, it's like six.
Chris
And you can't go up only for, like. Like camping or hunting or something. And then when.
Caleb
When we went to Buffalo in, like, New York, we were like, five miles from the Canadian border.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
That's where Uncle Dijon literally walked across to Come to our show. He walked across the bridge in like 7 degree weather. It was while it's snowing.
Chris
That's really funny.
Caleb
My thought was like this is right up on Canada at the warmest part of Canada.
Chris
Yes, yes.
Caleb
How the fuck do you guys live there?
Chris
Yeah, it's really cold. Like it'll be so nice not to shovel snow for months. Like it's beautiful to look at. I love snow. But we have, you know, wake up really early in the morning to get out to still go to school. Because we don't get snowed out of school unless it's like insane. So yeah, I like four seasons. But it's been sweet living down here. And honestly like I get like depression.
Eli
Like, like season the sun real contributes to bettermental.
Chris
Already suffered with depression. But my God, like does it help to be the sun?
Eli
Like it's crazy statistic.
Nick
Like Washington has the highest.
Chris
Yes.
Nick
Because of absolutely 280 days.
Eli
And even just in Washington your windows open. Just having your windows open and the sun being there, it's like it just so. It's so much better. Even from Virginia. It's just the sun, the sky is so much. It's just so much larger. You're just exposed to light more.
Brandon
How come all the brighter places don't have bad taxes?
Eli
People are happier so they don't feel the need to impose their steal from everybody else on their representatives.
Isaiah
Need more vitamin D.
Nick
Oh, we cured everything, Sun.
Chris
Yeah, it's crazy.
Nick
So when you did your go back to Mr. Beast, you did Mr.
Isaiah
Beast.
Nick
You had two hours to prep apparently.
Eli
So. Yeah, I mean so. So he, he came. I forget exactly what time it was. I haven't thought about it.
Chris
It was your game launch day.
Eli
It was the game launch day. Game announcement day, demo launch day.
Isaiah
I had left his house less than 24 hours.
Eli
Yeah, we were filming for a week before that as well.
Isaiah
So we spent, we spent like five days I think hanging out, filming stuff like that behind on work. So I leave, he's like, I launched the game and then he's got a few hours. Yes.
Chris
So it was like.
Eli
And I just, I just made the commitment to like I had a list of questions and stuff and I was just like, all right, what am I gonna do? Say no, of course not.
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
Eli
I need more time.
Isaiah
Mr. Beast.
Nick
Yeah, we're doing this. Thanks. You loaded up? Oh, he's here already.
Eli
Okay. That included setting up the cameras and everything. Like we had to like set everything up. Yeah, yeah.
Chris
And he got there at like 9pm.
Eli
I think somewhere in there. 8:30 or 9 or 9.
Chris
And then they filmed till like 11, something like that. And then we. Yeah, I don't know. And he was over till like, like two or three in the morning.
Eli
And then he flew away into the COVID of darkness.
Chris
Smoke bombed us.
Eli
Yeah. It was crazy. He had a driver and the driver was like nine feet tall and bald. Cryptid. Did Mr.
Caleb
Beast just got picked up by the Jud.
Isaiah
That's.
Chris
It was crazy.
Caleb
Oh, no, Chris Tyson.
Isaiah
Can'T say that.
Caleb
You can totally say that.
Brandon
It's like a father son joke or what.
Isaiah
We'd have made the connection at the same point in time.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
Oh, no, he's a character from Blood Meridian.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Nick
Yeah. Oh, I know, I know the joke.
Isaiah
Eli knows. He's just being nice right now.
Nick
Great villain.
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah. Mr. Beast walked out of the house, took off his shirt and his bat wings came out.
Caleb
Great villain.
Isaiah
The judge.
Nick
Really keep this on the rails.
Caleb
Yeah.
Isaiah
Like Mr.
Caleb
Beast. I actually, I, I don't. So I've never had a bad interaction with Jimmy. Like, he's, he seemed like you've done.
Nick
Multiple things with him.
Caleb
I, I, I've actually, I, I mentioned it a few times on the podcast. I don't know if you knew this, but like I did a bunch of stuff with him, like starting back in like 2019 and then like the canon videos and stuff like that, and a little couple behind the scenes stuff. Like some made it to YouTube, some didn't, but always had a good relationship with his team and they've always been really good to me and like, I've never had an issue with them, but I feel like Jimmy's priorities, he's very much buried into how do I make this the best thing it can be? How do I make the best product, how do I grow the best? And then I feel like all the PR stuff that happens and all the people that shit up left and right are just like an annoyance to him. It's like, damn it, why are you, why are you with my vision of what does Kevin.
Chris
Yeah, that's exactly.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
His, his pillars of the things, like the just a quick read would be that I got from doing the interview would be his pillars of like, what he cares for and understands and like genuinely prioritizes and would even consider there being something wrong or whatever are going to be things that are within his control. 100%.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
Data YouTube thumbnail. That's what he cares about.
Caleb
Like, obsessively, obsessively.
Eli
Like his, all of his pillars, like up into even to his morals potentially. You know, all of that stuff is just, just cordoned off into one just YouTube hyper focused thing which he's really good at.
Chris
And he's just a guy. Clearly he's just a guy.
Eli
He literally is just a guy.
Nick
A younger, A younger guy that is running not a small team. You are known more than a list celebrities at that point. And then you have all. Everyone wants you to. To fail. No matter where you bigger you are. That's what they want. So yeah, it's like us, we'll have like our co workers or employees but then it starts branching out. Especially at that size.
Chris
Yeah, you lose control over stuff which he, I mean took. Took the blame for a lot of the stuff. You know, it is under his company. So fair enough.
Eli
But yeah, and I think, I mean at the end of the day is like of course if you're. I kept saying that he was the guy. So it's like if any you should just expect that that like if you are naive enough to believe that you are not going to be criticized massively for everything you. And when you're at that level then you deserve more criticism. You're gonna have to get used to PR like you, you are the guy with everything to gain, everything to lose. So like you deserve to be criticized maximally. You have to be transparent with everything.
Nick
The second you do, you're like, I cured a thousand blind people. And the Internet's like you dog. You're like, okay, okay, this is a new I Antichrist. Because I tried to help people X, Y and Z. And oh, people just hate to hate.
Chris
A lot of the times. And that's like we're not meant to handle that either as people. And he, I don't think he was, he was used to it either because he has just, just gotten praise, praise, praise, praise, praise. And then he got to this point where people are like. And it came kind of during the philanthropy. Philanthropy stuff. Which is interesting. Like all the hate and stuff.
Eli
Yeah, well, I mean a lot of it started before that as well. But the, but the philanthropy like he said in the, in the video that if he did. He was convinced if he didn't do as much of his. If he didn't. If he did less philanthropy, he would get less hate, which is very ironic.
Caleb
You said he was convinced that if he did less philanthropy, he would get less hateful.
Eli
A lot of his.
Chris
That's what I said to it like.
Eli
People are, you know, because he's, because he's pedestaling himself. He's Making himself the moral arbiter, whether or not he wants to be that guy. And. Yeah, I mean, like, to me, it makes sense. Like, the amount of. If I was him, I would expect even more criticism and hopefully critical thought wins in the end, but. Well, it's not. It might, you know. You know, if he really. If he the. The critical thought either. It's like, the amount of people that are mad are very. A small amount of people, comparatively.
Caleb
Yeah. So it's always a vocal minority of people that want to tear people down.
Eli
Yeah. But even then, there is. I would say that the people who want to tear people down, there's always almost some level of truth to it. And it's like, that's how you grow, is by acknowledging the level of truth, even if it's difficult to see because, like, your instinct is to.
Caleb
No.
Isaiah
What?
Eli
Not want to be. I'm fine.
Caleb
Out of curiosity, because this is leading somewhere, do you guys read any of your comments? Like, do you read?
Eli
I do.
Chris
Yes.
Caleb
Okay.
Chris
A lot.
Caleb
I always know.
Isaiah
I was just gonna say, I can't remember the last comment I read. I don't think. Really.
Caleb
Okay.
Isaiah
I don't think so.
Caleb
I find that there's two different philosophies where people, like, either read all their comments or they fucking read none of it. I've always. Even though I've known that it's, like, bad for mental health for a lot of reasons. Like, I read. I try to read a lot because I try to figure out, even if I think you're wrong and I don't agree with your take, I want to know what that perception is.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
Because I want to know, like, if you hate me, why?
Chris
Yeah. I think it's invaluable.
Caleb
Yeah. That's market research right there.
Isaiah
It is, put it that way, but it's interesting.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
It's certainly smart, too. I think my issue is sometimes I get a bit too in my head about it.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
A bit. Like, I'll, like, every now and then you'll scroll and you see one that's like, I hate you. I hope you die. And it's like, wow, great, critical feedback. Thank you. Yeah. But then, like, oh, I do that.
Eli
I do that sometimes.
Caleb
I do, too.
Isaiah
Yeah, that's funny.
Nick
And then you just get shit off.
Chris
He only answers, like, the people that are like. He's like, thank you.
Isaiah
It was really funny with Mr. B stuff. Anyone who was like, like, mean to you on Twitter, you would reply with a picture of you just as an old man and be like, you're Stressed. I'm so sorry.
Eli
I literally.
Chris
I'm sorry.
Isaiah
Your old man bit is so funny.
Eli
They didn't think it was funny. Like, I. A lot of the criticism of the.
Isaiah
They're gonna get it.
Eli
A lot of the crit. So the video has, like, I think it's 96% like to dislike ratio. So it's still really good, you know, like, to dislike. And the people who are commenting negatively are most likely hitting the like. You hit the like before you comment. Generally speaking, it's like. Cause you're compelled to comment something. Yeah. And like that level of like being compelled to do that. There's a few steps in between. So it was received overall well. But most of the criticism I. Most of it, genuinely, most of it, I feel like was valid. So when people were criticizing me, I was like, well, there's nothing I can even say to this. Like, you're right.
Caleb
What was the.
Eli
Am I supposed to say, what was.
Caleb
The criticism you think was valid?
Eli
That I didn't. That it was unprepared.
Caleb
Okay.
Eli
Yeah, I would say that that's perfectly valid. Unprepared or under prepared.
Nick
You had two hours. Weird.
Eli
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense as to why, but that is still valid, Chris.
Nick
Yeah, it is and it is, but it is that weird part because you also. It was like, oh, well, you didn't, like, you weren't hard enough on. During the interview, which is like, you get to choose how you want to interview people. And I think a lot of people forget that. It's like, these are the creators over here. We are providing this to entertain. And also because we like to do it. But also everyone's gonna have a different style to approach it. And I mean, I would never. We've never been hard on anyone. No, we're not even.
Caleb
Sometimes they deserve drilling.
Nick
We bully, but it's jest and everyone.
Caleb
There's also a thing that people don't understand online when they comment. Stuff like that, where it's like, all right, if you're. It's very different to leave comments on something like, these are my criticisms of that person. It's a different thing to look someone in the eye.
Eli
Yes, it's totally different. Completely different.
Caleb
We have a non confrontational. Most people do anyway, like a little bit of like a non confrontational vibe where it's like, all right, I. I want to press you, but I don't want to start a fight.
Eli
Yeah, Yeah, I think, I think that's valid. And I think that, I mean, that's generally how I approach things. I do wish that I would have asked more questions as well, for talking, you know, more. More valid criticism. I missed some questions, but I called them the next day because there were some that I missed. But, yeah, I mean, if I could do it again, I probably wouldn't. If I didn't, like, have the context that I have now and I had more time to prepare, I can't promise that it would be any better, to be honest, just because I don't think I would have approached it much differently. But knowing now, you know, I have a lot of cards that I could play now for interviews that I've learned literally from the criticism. So, yeah, it was no negatives whatsoever. It was awesome all around. Positive.
Isaiah
He's being way too humble. I'm very proud of him as a friend, just because that was like the YouTube event for a long time, and it's like he had the opportunity for it. He had a couple hours and he was like, bring it on.
Chris
Yeah, I was more stressed than him. I feel like, dude, that is the.
Nick
Level of stress to be like, hi. You know this giant thing Mr. Beast hasn't talked about ever. Hey, you got the spotlight, my friend.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
You're talking about one of the biggest Internet events, period, of one of the most famous people on Earth. You have less than a Marvel movie to prepare.
Chris
Yeah, no, like, yeah, Start anything out.
Nick
Like, what was weird?
Eli
It was weird because I wasn't really nervous for it much. Like, I was excited more than anything, which is odd because I'm like a. I mean, up until pretty much this year, I feel like I've been the most just anxious person. And, like, I haven't done a lot of things because of it. And I'm just like, like, lived my life in a way that I wouldn't consider to be optimum in some senses.
Caleb
What do you think changed?
Eli
I don't know. It's hard to tell.
Isaiah
She's helped.
Eli
She's helped, like, absolutely.
Chris
Never mind.
Nick
But is her right knuckle in her leg?
Eli
Yeah.
Nick
She's like pocket ginger.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
I don't know.
Isaiah
I don't know what did it.
Eli
Yeah. Actually, gorilla grip.
Nick
My pocket ginger really helps.
Eli
It might have something to do with it, though.
Caleb
I seriously thought that was a bit.
Chris
The first time you did it. People keep thinking that he gnaws on ginger.
Eli
I do.
Chris
Really.
Eli
Look, it's fresh, too.
Chris
And now I'm totally into it, too.
Eli
Sure.
Chris
Nausea, like, because we both have bad stomachs. So if you just take a little. A little notch off it and it.
Eli
Wakes it Wakes you up, take a.
Caleb
Little bit of ginger.
Chris
Yeah, we should all nip the ginger.
Eli
Little nip of ginger.
Isaiah
I will say on that point, for the time he had and everything happened, he did a phenomenal job.
Eli
I appreciate that as well.
Chris
No, it was. It was like being there and watching it. It was. It was so stressful.
Isaiah
She was texting us, like, as it was going on.
Chris
It was. Yeah.
Isaiah
She was like, help.
Chris
It's hard, too, because I feel like, you know, he knew this, but a lot of people that were gonna tune in and watch that didn't maybe didn't necessarily know Caleb. And he's. He's a jokester. Like, he jokes in every other sentence. So it. I think it was hard for him because he wanted to just. Just be himself and, like, joke around. But it was so, so, so it came off, I feel like, because I know him so well, and I think it came off is that he was.
Eli
Just wakes you up.
Isaiah
Oh, God.
Chris
Oh, yeah. Take a note of that.
Caleb
That's like a mouth. Smelling salts.
Isaiah
Yep.
Eli
I had a. He was restricted. No, I had one instant regret because after it, I was like, oh, fuck, this feels like I was unprepared and I wasn't trying to be funny. Yeah, at least I should have been funny. Yeah, I should at least try to be more funny because there were so many things where he would say something, and I'm like.
Chris
Like, I can see him say it.
Eli
I was serious.
Chris
I watched him implode from inside every time. I was like. And there's. Oh, no, he can't. He can't joke because this is supposed to be serious.
Nick
Screams eternally just up on.
Chris
So, like, he has to push back everything that he's ever been.
Isaiah
He couldn't take the jail.
Eli
Could take the jail.
Isaiah
Take it. Y.
Brandon
He's out.
Isaiah
Take it.
Caleb
It was a little too much.
Isaiah
Much too quick.
Chris
Yeah, I started chewing. No, it's a lot.
Isaiah
I know.
Caleb
Yeah.
Isaiah
And you got a bigger one. Go ahead. This one is half the size what he did.
Nick
I.
Isaiah
You're gonna let everyone try, right here.
Brandon
Fanny pack for three days.
Isaiah
That and money. He's got ginger and money.
Eli
I literally do. And receipt paper for BPAs and microplastics.
Brandon
Do I swallow this or just chew it?
Eli
Yeah, spicy.
Isaiah
Chew on it.
Brandon
Yeah.
Eli
Then you'll be fine.
Chris
You'll be fine.
Isaiah
I chewed mine all the way up.
Nick
I do a bite and then lip. Bite and then lip.
Eli
I love it. I just chew it up.
Chris
Yeah, I'm used to it now.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
I'm so used to it.
Eli
It wakes me up, makes me salivate.
Chris
And then I love to drink spicy Dr. Pepper immediately after I'm turning into him.
Eli
How are you doing?
Nick
It has a kick.
Brandon
Yeah. No, you know what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper is?
Eli
This is a good. This is a good match too.
Brandon
He's a physician.
Chris
Really?
Brandon
Yeah. Anyways.
Chris
All right. Guess I know that now.
Eli
Same kind of Dr. Phil, but yeah, it was.
Isaiah
It was cool, though.
Eli
It was an interesting moment.
Brandon
Yeah, dude, that's.
Nick
I mean, that is. I was super proud. I think we talked like the day before and you're like, oh, this is how. Or I just did this. I was like, I know. Congrats, man. That's wild.
Eli
Yeah, it was unexpected.
Nick
Especially after you're launching your video.
Eli
Yeah, that was way more important to me. I'm also very much so, just very good at prioritizing things from like a meaning perspective. What do I. What I'm spending time on and how into it I'm getting and like how. How much apathy I'm approaching it with. Like, whenever I get into a new project or do something, there's always a certain level of just like armor I go into it up with to prevent myself from being stressed. So that could be why I'm less anxious as I've gotten really good at that over the last year. But. But with the YouTube stuff. With YouTube stuff, what would you mean? I'm still stressed all the time. I mean, I'm still stressed. I'm just not like saying that I.
Chris
Haven'T helped you through stress. That's what I was saying. Not Meg Ginger flavored.
Caleb
I feel like I chewed a Zen. I feel like that's what.
Isaiah
It wakes you up. You're like a few times not to take it off. What you were talking about ginger. Like, there are a few times where I'd be tired. So if he's like, try this. And it's like, I've got another three hours in me right now. Let's go.
Caleb
That's straight up, like, I don't. I can't think of a better comparison. That's an oral smelling salt.
Isaiah
That's.
Eli
I love it so much.
Nick
It's like, dude, 32, 17, once they started talking about ginger, loved it.
Caleb
I wish I could relay to the audience like a four knee experience. My God.
Chris
Go to your local grocery store, get some raw ginger.
Eli
Get organic. Get organic. And the smaller the root, the better.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
The denser the skin, the smaller the root.
Chris
Yeah.
Brandon
That's what I tell her.
Eli
I know.
Caleb
I figured something would be able to.
Eli
Pull Something out of that. Yeah, but I was really upset. Back to the.
Isaiah
What were we talking about?
Chris
You're stressed.
Isaiah
I'm so sorry. The Mr. Beast prepared. The game coming out.
Eli
Yeah, the game coming out. Oh yeah. Approaching like the game thing is just so meaningful and so cool and so much fun. And then YouTube videos are YouTube videos.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
You know, which is cool because you have an infrastructure. Like I could just tell from like conversations we've had. And also like you can tell like from creator to creator. Like you have an infrastructure for the YouTube videos to make that an easy like kind of like a seam. Seamless process.
Eli
Yeah, absolutely.
Caleb
A video game. That's something that is so like, you don't have any experience with that. It's so new. Like that's gotta be scary.
Eli
Yeah. And I've also. I've also like committed to being a part of it and like actually like I've learned to code again. I already knew how to program, but I haven't done it in years. I'm in C making shit in Unity, which is so cool and so much fun. Some of the prototypes and stuff that we're putting in the game that we've put in the demo are things that I've made little prototypes of in my own small world in Unity to show to actual tech People with 30 years of experience or 20 years of experience or 10 years of experience who can take that and then just improve it.
Nick
You launched it's on Wishlist, Black Pine on Steam and then you guys have. Who is the entire team. You have a lot of content creators with it.
Brandon
Right.
Nick
Plus yourself.
Eli
It's just. It's just me. I'm the only content creator and everyone else is just a developer or artist or designer or tech guy.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
You had a video come up on that today, right?
Isaiah
Oh, yesterday I played. Yeah, I played it on stream just to be like, this is fun. Like you gave it a one out of ten. Yeah, yeah. For sure.
Nick
You just on it the entire.
Eli
Very honest. I appreciate it.
Isaiah
The truth about Black pun. The thumbnails mean like 5 hours rant.
Caleb
Know.
Eli
I just had him play it.
Isaiah
This is actually Mr. Beast game. You can tell because they interviewed each other. Anyway.
Caleb
Yeah, it's the red threads in. Well, yeah, no pun intended.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
Genuinely unintentional.
Isaiah
I. I made. Yeah. So I made a video playing it and a live stream and then uploaded like a highlight reel of it and stuff. But yeah, Caleb is the only content creator with like making Black Pocket. I just.
Eli
Yeah, there's no other content creators on, but it's it's cool though. It's good.
Caleb
It's like a horror themed game or. Okay, cool.
Eli
It's like my favorite games of the last couple years that I've played the most with. My friends have all been like Phasmophobia or Lethal Company or Battlerock Galactic or just four player. You go in, you get stuff, you take it out, you go in, you get stuff.
Caleb
Hell divers.
Eli
Like part of that. Exactly that exact same kind of. You're in a group with your friends and you're, you're, you're doing things. You're working towards something.
Chris
There's like a lot of lore involved as well, which is really cool.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
The main difference is like we're trying to build. We're trying to build a pretty interesting world along with it as well as storytelling.
Caleb
That's the cool part. I've found myself get sucked into like, you know, cyberpunk, Red Dead. Like, I love story driven games, but I also enjoy games where you can go in with your boys, like four dudes. Like it's like the magical squad size. Like you hang out with friends that maybe you don't talk to you all the time.
Chris
Exactly.
Caleb
Do some cool stuff.
Nick
Literally the best time to do it. That's the only time I talk like Freddy or any of the court. Like. Yeah, it is during video games. Yeah. I forgot about it. Calling him Darnell was like, hey. And then he just carries us through everything. I was like, oh, okay. That's. Thank you. He just played Red Dead. Just finished Red Dead a month ago. I. Dude, I took so long. I beat it the first time this year. Got Brandon and I was like, just get past the snow part.
Isaiah
You guys are already like, it took you that long to do Red Dead 2?
Caleb
Well, so I, I played it like four years ago and I hated it. I never got out of the mountains. I was like, this is like horse walking simulator. I don't, I don't understand it.
Chris
That's really funny.
Caleb
And then like, and then I, I got into it like three or four months ago and got obsessed because I love story driven stuff like that. And it is probably one of the best.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
Universes. Like I, I love it.
Chris
The characters are amazing.
Caleb
They just did a Red Dead video. I think it's dropping like today.
Eli
I love that game so much. Yeah.
Chris
I hope they make a show.
Caleb
You know who said he would be down to play Arthur Morgan, who I think was Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Eli
Oh, man.
Caleb
Negan.
Chris
Yes. Yeah, he's great.
Eli
Yeah.
Nick
Yo.
Isaiah
Good.
Chris
I feel like he'd be Better as like Dutch.
Eli
Yeah, it'd be a perfect Dutch. It would suck.
Chris
I think so.
Eli
It sucks because, I mean, that would be really awesome. But, man, it's like the. The guys who played those, who did the performance capture, who performed those characters, they did such a fucking good job that it would almost suck to see them not like Roger Clark is, who did Arthur Morgan. It would suck to see him not be.
Chris
Yeah, he should be Arthur Morgan.
Eli
Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's like a different. Obviously different beast, but yeah. Yeah. And like what you're talking about, the amount of people that I know that dislike the game when it first came out, because it's just, it's. Instead of everything happening in within 40 seconds, you have a new beat, something to get you in the game further.
Nick
And a new character that everyone. I didn't realize how pissed people were.
Eli
They like, that game was really bold in terms of that. In terms of not really catering to the. The upcoming attention span. Yeah, it's legendary.
Isaiah
It's.
Caleb
It's so frustrating too, because it's like, I wish I could just like mind meld people like all the thing about the game, but. But it's a 90 hour Western, literally, which is absolutely.
Isaiah
What a smart idea to make John be a background character for the first four acts of the game. So then come back as like the reckless kid who now has something to lose because he loves Abigail and he loves his son that he's decided to take responsibility for. And Arthur, who's come to the character conclusion of I don't have a lot longer to live, sees them and says, that's all that matters now. And then, like just literally passing the hat off. What a brilliant way to write a book.
Eli
Yeah, I forced her to play it this year.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
Did you cry too?
Chris
Oh, I was like, I almost cried. Like, I love movies and all, but I was like, this is like the best movie I've ever watched.
Caleb
Red Dead. Spoilers.
Chris
Yeah. Yeah.
Caleb
It's funny, like, my. My employees the last couple days, because, like, I obviously have been kind of bad off. They've just been saying, like, they just. I'm walking around. All right, make way. Black lung. Tuberculosis. It's a hell of a thing, tuberculosis.
Isaiah
Like a not set note. Like the very end of like the epilogue to the game where you're playing as John and you go, you get to the mountaintop, find a Micah and stuff.
Caleb
Yeah.
Isaiah
Those guys come out like, it's always you, John. He's like, it's always me. And then the name of the song and the in mission. I get so excited.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
Oh my gosh. 10 out of 10.
Nick
If you haven't played it again, you cannot play it.
Eli
That's one of the reasons too that video games are so cool. Is like, there's just. No. I've never felt any way close about a movie that I have about like, there's good movies, but red Dead Redemption 2 specifically is so good that it is impossible to explain to people. You cannot articulate it.
Chris
You just need to experience it.
Nick
The only time I was getting like texts at 2 in the morning. Cause that's when I knew your girl was out of town. Because it was Brandon. Like two in the morning. He's like, man, that was one of the hardest scenes to watch in red. I was like, have to wake up in four.
Eli
I'm like, yeah, it's like, it's like.
Caleb
2:00 in the morning. I'm like, I just put my horse down.
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
Brandon
Up.
Eli
It's.
Nick
Have you played it yet?
Brandon
No, I'm just playing League of Legends, being a complete degenerate because I hate myself.
Isaiah
I should feel bad about that one.
Brandon
I do feel bad, actually. Hit screen.
Caleb
You see the one where it was like the meme I think I sent you this morning where it's like they were obviously like doing something for like a stage play, but it was like the, you know, you have the big like crates for like the old fashioned dresses, but they were doing it for like a play and they had like six kids underneath it and like one dude walking around with the crate and they were just like all walking underneath it. It's like when you pass a million subscribers as a Minecraft YouTuber.
Chris
That's awesome.
Caleb
Yeah, that's how I feel about League of Legends.
Isaiah
That's fair.
Chris
Do you like Arcane too?
Brandon
I hate it.
Chris
Figures.
Brandon
I hate the animation.
Nick
Really?
Brandon
Yeah. I do not like the animation style.
Chris
I really like it.
Brandon
I don't like it.
Nick
I've ever seen.
Brandon
I hate it. I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's a terrific storyline. Do not like the animation. I can't do it. I'm sorry.
Nick
It's a wire. That's the first time I was like, this is anime.
Caleb
Now I kind of know what you're talking about. Where it's like, it might be a good story, but it's hard on the eyes.
Brandon
Like is. Are we doing. Is it. Is it real life? Is it CGI or is it cartoons? This hybrid, everyone.
Nick
You also want a King of the Hills anime, so it is objectively terrible.
Brandon
It's 100 objective.
Caleb
What do they call that animation? It's like. Is it cell shading or what? What is it?
Nick
Yeah, they did something new with League of Legend or ar.
Brandon
Sorry.
Chris
No, it's all right. No, I think everybody's got their opinion. I totally know what you mean though. It took me a couple episodes cuz I was just like. Everybody was talking about it when it first came out and I was like, I'll watch it.
Isaiah
That was the nice way of saying.
Chris
And then the story and the characters, they did a really good job.
Isaiah
Thank you.
Chris
Thank you.
Caleb
That was a very political way of saying you're entitled to be wrong.
Eli
Yeah, for sure.
Brandon
No, it's just like, you know how like a big movie will have like a 30 second intro cartoon? Like Hellboy has like the intro cartoon where they're telling a little background story for 30, 45 seconds where it's like a really jarring animation. It's that. But that's the whole show. Yeah, Yeah, I just.
Eli
I don't know.
Brandon
I don't like it.
Caleb
Did you see the cut that they did for China?
Eli
China?
Caleb
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Isaiah
I didn't see that. That was wild.
Caleb
Like China.
Brandon
They.
Caleb
They literally reanimated certain scenes to remove gay stuff to make it more palatable to Asian audiences.
Chris
Oh, interesting.
Nick
They have it.
Caleb
I mean even World of War, they have. They have principles until it's time to sell to China.
Isaiah
Yeah. Well, do you remember like the Black Panther and like Star wars stuff, right?
Caleb
Yep.
Isaiah
Like on the original poster for like the first Marvel Black Panther movie where it's T'Challa. Chad. Chadwick Boseman. Chadwick Boseman. It was the poster in the United States was him with the mask off and the suit on. And then in China they had the mask on.
Caleb
Yeah, because like in Star wars they took the fan off the poster or.
Isaiah
Like they made him very small. Yeah, they downsized fin and stuff so that. Yeah, it's like, well, we have principles about things. Unless there's money involved.
Caleb
Well, we have principles in America.
Isaiah
Exactly.
Nick
However, Warcraft, they got rid of all these skeletons and like they have completely different dungeons and or models for it because I think skeletons or something is not allowed to be shown.
Isaiah
Scares him too bad.
Eli
Was that scares him too bad.
Nick
Yeah, that's the lie. But yeah, it's a completely too spooky.
Eli
It's like too scary, dude. Man. You guys seen scary movie too Scary movie?
Chris
Yeah, we were just watching all the scary movies.
Eli
Skeleton in that movie scared the out of me when I was a child.
Chris
It's, like, moving around like this. It's like a fake skeleton. It's like the worst thing ever.
Isaiah
Your parents, like.
Nick
Oh, they were.
Eli
They actually gave them nightmare. Yeah, they actually were.
Nick
How goes the candy company you crushing with? I. Dude, I love. We've talked about it so many times when you're not around, it's like, just how motivated you are all the time. Yeah, dude, he's so successful. You're building. You built an entire candy company that is now expanding into even bigger spaces. And then you just launched the chews or the gummies.
Chris
Right, guys?
Eli
Yeah, Little guys.
Nick
Little guys.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
Yeah. Today we're launching a flavor that is lemon, cherry, watermelon, peach.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
And it's called yellow snow, but it's all yellow, so. And it's all yellow. And the bag is a snowman who is covered with piss.
Chris
But it's delicious.
Eli
It's very good. Doesn't actually taste like piss. There's no piss in it.
Chris
No.
Eli
But it's called yellow snow.
Caleb
You almost had me.
Eli
Yeah.
Nick
There's one drop.
Caleb
There's a little piss.
Isaiah
It's like the golden ticket.
Chris
There's a little ammonia.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
It smells like chicken broth.
Chris
But it's.
Isaiah
Those little guys are dangerous because the strips, I can be like, I'm gonna take two to my room and be done. The little guys are like, the bag's empty.
Eli
They're good.
Chris
Yeah, they're really good. But it's going really well.
Caleb
It's rad because of, like, how much adversity was involved in the company, like, early on, and you just move past it and you're just fucking killing it.
Eli
I appreciate it. Yeah, it's. It's. It's still. It's still obviously, like, a challenge, but the. The team is all just like, yeah, it's easy now. We got it.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
Even if it's, like, insurmountable.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
They're just like, we can do it.
Caleb
It's just nice to be in a position where, because, like, you're constantly sold out of everything.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
Like, that is. It's still a problem, but it's a good problem to have now.
Chris
We're getting a bit better with that. We're able.
Eli
Yeah. With the little guys, we can make substantially more of them.
Chris
Yeah. So that we actually have stuff in store almost all the time now.
Caleb
Are you still doing it all in house?
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. So on house, still all direct to consumer.
Eli
Yeah. We're going to outsource our fulfillment soon as well. And that will get the turnarounds for orders higher, better. Because we're fulfilling from like a small town in central Texas. Yeah, it's like a. By default, you're slower. But we're. There's a company in Houston that's gonna drive to us every week to get our new flavors, which. That's like a hard commitment. Huge to get, but they're gonna do that.
Nick
And then you're getting more machines. Machines up and running so you can produce.
Eli
Yeah.
Chris
I'm trying to build a warehouse soon or a bigger one so we can get more candy so we can.
Nick
This is like that perfect that it's that brain where it's like, I like YouTube also want to do candy. Video game sounds really good right now.
Chris
The ultimate big kid.
Eli
Oh, hey.
Isaiah
Mr.
Brandon
Beast is calling.
Eli
Every single day.
Nick
I'm in a stalemail meat candy.
Brandon
What the. Is my ginger.
Eli
I get to take off school every day.
Isaiah
Chris, trim me.
Chris
I need to do it in two minutes. And then he wants to get up and leave.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
She takes so long.
Chris
He's got. He's got a head of hair. He's got, like, more hair than me on his head. He's got a lot of hair.
Caleb
I always say, like, in order to be successful in this business, like, to a. To a large degree, you have to have some combination of functionality. Autism and adhd.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
Like, it's all of us.
Chris
It's really interesting.
Caleb
It feels like the Shane Gillis thing. Like it nicked me. Maybe not 100%, but it's there.
Isaiah
Last time I was down, we took an autism test and Caleb passed with flying colors. Killed it.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
It's also why he's the most successful.
Caleb
Did I tell you about my shopping boys? Me, like, me and all my shopping guys took an autism test. We were all like, handshake. None of you guys can cheat. We all did the same autism test. I came in second somehow next to the guy who has a literal autism diagnosis.
Chris
Same.
Nick
At the live shows. Fans are like, thank you for what you do. I have autism too. They shake my hand. I'm like, is this a well known thing?
Isaiah
Did you know that all the time.
Caleb
Everyone'S just like, thank you so much. I'm also.
Nick
God and it's genetic. Thank God.
Isaiah
Caleb is like, violently, like, aspiring. I remember I was like.
Eli
I was going, you're the whole puzzle, homie.
Isaiah
I was going to say inspirational.
Eli
Remember the Argentinian food, bro?
Isaiah
That was funny.
Eli
What did I say? I forget.
Caleb
No, we're.
Brandon
We're at bunker and we. We just got A new Argentinian, our barbecue guy. And he came out and he was like, making food just for all the bunker employees as, like, an intro to so they could all get to know.
Caleb
Don't know why I kept calling it schnitzel, but, bro.
Eli
No, that's funny.
Brandon
It was so good.
Isaiah
Like, we were.
Brandon
We were eating it, and he takes one bite of empanada and goes, bro, I'm gonna start punching people, this dude.
Isaiah
And he goes, bro, they've got empanadas. I'll punch you in the face.
Eli
They were so good.
Isaiah
Okay.
Eli
I was sad for you. They didn't have any, so I got these.
Chris
Bummer.
Isaiah
He's about it. When he likes something, he likes it. But no, like, Caleb is violently inspirational because every time I hang out with him, I'm like, man, I could be doing.
Chris
Dude, try living with him.
Isaiah
I can imagine. Yeah.
Chris
I feel like I'm failing every.
Isaiah
Yeah, because you're doing so bad. Tick tock.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
Awesome cover of Rolling Stones, right?
Chris
Cover?
Isaiah
No, you were in Rolling Stones.
Chris
No, no, I. No, it was just two.
Nick
Australia subscribe to you.
Chris
Right? Two. Yeah, it was.
Isaiah
What? Clarify.
Chris
No, it was just like a. It was a little thing. It was a little thing in Rolling Stones. Yeah, but like.
Nick
Yeah, continue to downplay it.
Isaiah
Yeah. And Forbes.
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isaiah
Okay.
Caleb
So, sure, I made the 30 under 30.
Nick
But yeah, it's a blurb.
Isaiah
You know what? You're right. Both of them are violently inspirational because anytime I hang out, I'm like, there's so much more I could be doing. Like, they're. They're so far beyond the game like everyone else I know.
Chris
No, we push each other a lot. It's awesome.
Eli
Physically.
Chris
Yeah. Mentally. Physically.
Isaiah
Help.
Chris
Every morning. Every morning we wake up.
Brandon
That explains the satchel full of herbs.
Isaiah
You need to walk around with 247.
Eli
Just to help smooth out my gate function.
Nick
Chris, we're going to San Antonio to the Bernie Range Day.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
Carry me.
Nick
You make her walk. It's a long piggyback.
Caleb
It's like. He's like the witcher.
Isaiah
Wow. Hold on.
Eli
You've been shot.
Caleb
Here's some ginger.
Chris
Like Aaron.
Isaiah
Raid, baby.
Nick
You're a bit under the weather.
Chris
It's like living with a wizard. It's great.
Isaiah
Yes.
Nick
Making medicine.
Isaiah
My joke forever is like curing autism.
Caleb
Just so you know, Southern American wizards are a little different than the Canadians.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
No, I'm not a wizard.
Isaiah
I'm an alchemist.
Chris
He's an alchemist.
Caleb
You're a grand alchemist.
Eli
No, no.
Nick
My ghost costume of leaving this.
Caleb
See you on Tuesday night.
Nick
We would talk about. It's just being so thankful to be surrounded by, like, all these individuals as a friend group. Because it is no one's failing because we push each other. And when you. You'll feel like such a piece of. If you're like. You see where they're going and you're like, I gotta do way better in life. I. Oh, he's launched candy and now video game. Well, I got sho Sub needs to step it up, guys.
Brandon
I just sell T shirts now.
Isaiah
You guys are the same way. Like, it's a privilege to know these two and it's a privilege to know you all as well. Just like, seeing people excel that far, like, it's crazy. It's crazy how far you can go with this platform, dude.
Caleb
I feel like it's like we just have so much opportunity in front of us that it's hard to pick a direction. And we.
Eli
Exactly, we.
Caleb
We see all the different directions you can go and like, you guys are breaking the mold. I think that's why we focus on that a little bit because. Cause you broke the mold in such a unique way. Especially like video games and candy. It's like we just sell shirts and all the other shit that we do, like a podcast, whatnot. Like, it's pretty normal, but you're just finding new and exciting ways to bring your passion into the fold.
Eli
Yeah, that's definitely the main reason I would do any of that stuff.
Caleb
Just.
Eli
Cause it's all stuff that I really enjoy. But to be fair, we don't have a video game yet. Okay, well, wish list, hopefully. Yeah, you can go wish list, hopefully before May.
Isaiah
Okay.
Eli
But we'll see.
Caleb
That's pretty close. Yeah, that's really close.
Eli
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. But it's not. It's not gonna launch.
Isaiah
You have a video game, like this guy.
Eli
I can play it.
Isaiah
There is a demo out right now.
Eli
There is a demo, but you have a video game. The demo is for the purpose of feedback.
Isaiah
I hate this guy.
Caleb
Real time, hear me out.
Eli
If I have a gun that everybody.
Brandon
Else isn't allowed to shoot, my gun, I've got a gun.
Caleb
It's called the ak.
Chris
Yeah, that's true. That's fair.
Caleb
Like, real talk. How do you feel about it? Like, the way that it's going so far, development whatnot, like, are you happy with it and like, you're good with the direction?
Eli
I love it.
Isaiah
Good.
Eli
Yeah, absolutely. Especially popping the demo out and getting to see people's feedbacks. And feedbacks. Getting to see people's feedback and the things that they are thinking of are the things that we're questioning as to whether or not like the negative criticism are things that, that we've already got under control to an extent. And then the things that they love are things that we're like, I wonder if this is gonna work, you know, so it's cool. It's really cool seeing the validation from both sides. And then people who know who I am playing it, their feedback versus people who are just on steam playing it and seeing their feedback like, it's really interesting. Overall, I feel no rest even releasing the demo. It's just making a video game is. I'm not even but 10% of it. And it is so much work and preparation and planning. Easily the most difficult thing I've ever been involved in by a factor of 10.
Caleb
What is your involvement in your day to day as far as the video game stuff? What is it that you're in control of?
Eli
I guess so. Day to day we have directors conversations on a daily basis on a busy week, let's say, say because some weeks are less busy. There's.
Caleb
I don't know how you keep doing.
Isaiah
That, by the way.
Eli
Yeah, he's in on it, dude.
Isaiah
Yeah, cuz I'm a man. Dad.
Caleb
Off. Give me some more.
Isaiah
That's what I thought.
Chris
Just take a nibble.
Eli
Just a nib.
Chris
Just a little.
Isaiah
You don't have to put the whole.
Chris
Thing like graze your teeth on.
Caleb
Heard that one before, Scout Master Kevin.
Isaiah
No you didn't.
Eli
Just a little.
Chris
Yeah, like actually you don't have to put.
Isaiah
You can just bite off a tiny bit.
Nick
Lip it.
Caleb
All right, Scout Master.
Eli
So stand up, talk to everybody, see what everybody's gonna be working on. Figure out. I work as the executive producer, so I have a producer that reports to me. And then that like basically everything through the week that's done is our sprints, which is like basically the goal of the week that everyone keeps track of. And there's cards. We use JIRA as our management software to keep track of what's going on. It's these cool little cards. It's really interesting. And at the end of the week, all the decisions, everything that's going in the game, I'm sort of going through making sure that it's fitting our vision. And then throughout the week we'll have meetings just coming, kind of formulating different things, putting more thought into certain things, talking with tech. What do we need? Do we need more time? How does this feel. What bugs are we looking at? Because if you think about a game, there's art, design and tech, and the tech part of it is probably the biggest part. But without. Because you have to build your systems to be able to even design anything. And you have to be able to build your systems before you can even put art in. So it's like, it's really easy to get blocked. And like, if one team is doing something, chances are another team can't do anything because they haven't finished what they're doing yet. So, like figuring out how to solve those problems, which are just forever problems that you can't solve. Logistics, logistically, it really is a logistical. It's a logistical nightmare making a video game. It really is.
Caleb
Because I saw some of that stuff when S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 released recently, like, where people are falling out of the map. They're having like game breaking bugs a little bit, from what I hear. Like, it's a great game. I played like probably two, three hours of it so far. But like they're, they're getting to places where the devs are now trying to patch things, where they're like, there's 80 different way, 80,000 different ways to approach this problem.
Eli
Absolutely.
Caleb
And five of them have you falling out of the universe forever. So it's like, fuck, we need to figure out how to solve these.
Eli
Yeah, it's, it's. I have a new respect for games because even if your game is good and your tech is good and your systems are good, is the engine good? You know, does the engine need to be patched? Because that's a huge thing as well. Like, are you, are you stable? Are, is your. All the 50 systems that are a part of you walking a quarter mile on the map and picking stuff up and just playing, you know, normal, simple ass game. Are all those 50 systems all working together? Do they work together the same way each time? Is the game laggy when you work one way? Is it performant and that, like, there is an unlimited amount of problems that you always have to solve.
Caleb
We had to figure that out with Pepperbox because, like, we found out there was a, there was a glitch at one point where it's like, all right, we have an iPhone open with the Pepper Box app.
Eli
It's that shit.
Caleb
We leave it until the iPhone goes to hibernate. We open it up and now it's blacked out. Like, the screens black. Like, there's so many little bugs that you're like, why the would you ever do that? I don't know, but somebody will.
Eli
Absolutely.
Nick
And that's.
Caleb
They.
Nick
We. I'm assuming you have a very kind audience, too, where they are. We are blessed with the pepper box and all y'all, because it is, hey, this is broken. Or, hey, that we have this issue and we'll fix it within a week. But we are very big on, like, hey, what do you want to see implemented in this?
Eli
Absolutely.
Nick
And then every month we try to update, and it's like, hey, we listen to y'all. Here you go. What do you think? Okay. Thumbs up. Now. What is your level of, like, doing what you're doing? How much respect do you have, like, for Hideo Kojima, where you see that dude level?
Eli
It's on another level. Yeah.
Nick
I need the engine. I'm gonna learn coding. I'm gonna learn music. I want it to do this. I'll learn it and make the game do that. During Metal Gear Solid.
Eli
And that's. That is the biggest thing is, like, how humbling all this stuff is and then how many challenges there are too, because it's like, you can't. You can do that. You can learn. Like, if there's a tech system, I can learn how it works and then potentially learn help to that. Some things are just so complicated. It would take years to learn, obviously. But with the way things work now, most stuff is not overtly complicated. So people like that are humbling and just in general, like your average designer, like, there's so much work that goes into video games, it's insane. Yeah. I mean, the Herculean effort that red Dead Redemption 2 was to make, how good it was from the user experience, I just can't, like, the devs have to, like. I mean, that you could die after that. The legacy, being able to contribute to that is insane. How much meaning and, like, entertainment to.
Isaiah
Build so many layers of, like, foundation.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
And before you even touch story writing, characters, actors, art, design, you gotta have the game. But then you build the whole game, and then you get to that, Then you build all that, and it's like an orchestra. It all comes together in such a moment. Moment to where Arthur Spoilers. Arthur dies on the rock as may I stand on shaken place comes over the mountain. It's like the number of people who put their souls into it to make that happen for the player. It's overwhelming.
Nick
Unless you got the other ending.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
You played low honor.
Nick
No, I had the good one.
Caleb
That's why I thought I texted high.
Nick
Honor, because I didn't know I got good, and then I was like, oh, what's the other ending? I was like, oh God, yeah.
Brandon
Oh yeah.
Isaiah
He gets brained. I was like, yeah.
Caleb
Like, you're like, do you have the, the elk or the wolf?
Isaiah
You have the elk or the wolf?
Caleb
Do you see a deer? Okay, you're all right.
Nick
That level of just like music and then it is on that next level, game development. It's like, hey, we'll do hunting creatures and cooking.
Caleb
They did go a little far in a couple places. It's like, I don't. I shouldn't have to scrub my left arm and then my right arm. Like certain times it's like, alright, you're going a little fucking far here.
Eli
They were bold with that stuff because all that's a choice.
Caleb
Yeah.
Eli
Like they know fat or skinny or just average. They know that people are going to probably play it more and they're. It's gonna be more broadly appealing if those things are simpler and people will be less frustrated and they'll be less bored because like all this stuff's like, there's. I mean there's. It would be foolish to assume there's nothing, you know, millions upon millions of dollars into researching the player's attention and how it folds through the game. Like as people are like, you go into a boredom zone and then you pull them out of the boredom zone and then you challenge them and then you get them bored again and then you chat. Like that's how games work. To be able to do stuff like what you're talking about and you still beat the game in spite of that. Yeah, it's so like, I just, I would love to talk to those people and just learn about that Rockstar doesn't miss there. It's crazy.
Caleb
And it's like, well, if we have another Red Dead game, it's probably going to come out like by the time my kids are three. But like, take your time. That's what if that's the product you make, take as long as you need.
Nick
Yeah, those are the right developers too. When you see that, like, it's why I do. I'll praise Kojima. If you read about Kojima's childhood and then how he got into the space of gaming and the only reason he worked with Konami, he was like, oh, well, I didn't want to disappoint my mom. My family was big into movies and cinemas. My dad died when I was young, so we'd still. But as a family we would watch movies every once a week or we'd watch it multiple times a week. But go to the theater. Dad died. Mom was like, hey, make sure you continue this. Like, for your dad. He went to Konami because it was the only company at the time that had publicly traded. And that's what they like for honor. It was like, oh, this will make my parents proud, my mom proud. So I'll do this, this. And then I'll start this little crazy thing, Metal Gear and I'll start developing and I'll work for. I forget the first game and then he was underneath somebody and then he's like, I want to add this. Well, you can't do that. Why? Well, they don't have that coded. Okay. Did what you did just learn coding? He's like, there. Now we have sneaking mechanics. And they're like, what the.
Caleb
And I didn't realize how. How far he went, like outside the box on certain things until I saw some breakdowns because I didn't played the Metal Gear games. But like, that's why I went to.
Nick
War and have ptsd.
Caleb
Well, that.
Isaiah
That is such a funny takeaway from Metal Gear.
Nick
I know, dude. I.
Isaiah
To get to the end and be like, military. Good, good. Meanwhile, Raytheon's over here.
Nick
Like, I am a tool of the worst takeaway.
Isaiah
Yeah. You finished Metal Gear three and you're like. And he did a good thing shooting her, right? Traitor.
Caleb
God.
Isaiah
I know.
Caleb
Like, but like the mind reading where it's like they would read your memory card to know what, like other games you like. That's wild for the time.
Isaiah
Yep.
Nick
Yeah, that's a.
Eli
That's like, you know to be a little invasive, but in the same conversation as those people is just not even like. That's just. Heidi Okajima is like a. He's like a God, essentially a deity in the gaming world. So it's a different thing.
Nick
And it all came from like, I just like moved movies. And then he's just hyper focused.
Eli
Absolutely.
Nick
Video game development, story writing. And he continues. And now I love. He's a rock star of the video. Like there's no other video. Maybe like three directors in the video game space that your. Their names are known and then he is one of them. He sits at the top. Like movie.
Caleb
I don't think there's anybody that has a. There's studios, but there's no singular person that has a bigger name than him.
Nick
I don't think when the studio is Hideo Kojima.
Caleb
Sorry.
Eli
No, no, no. The only other guy is a guy who is not known for being awesome. He's known for being cool.
Isaiah
Caleb's Favorite person in the world, Todd Howard.
Eli
Oh, well, we gotta toss his name into the hat. He is known quite well.
Chris
But he has a cardboard cut out of Todd Howard.
Eli
I have a cardboard cut out of Todd Howard.
Chris
It scares me every day.
Eli
He hasn't. Yeah, yeah. He's, he's, he's a.
Nick
Let him watch.
Eli
He's.
Isaiah
Could you.
Nick
God, stop nodding Today you just turn the ground.
Eli
Yeah. Can we leave.
Caleb
Can we leave Todd in the gun closet? Yeah, yeah.
Eli
Todd Howard. I love Todd.
Caleb
Apparently.
Eli
Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Isaiah
He's pretty cool.
Eli
Every time anyone goes into my garage.
Chris
Like, oh, he's in the garage.
Caleb
Am I making you proud, Todd?
Eli
He's in there.
Chris
He's in the garage and there's like a window into the garage into his office. And you, you can just see Todd through his office window.
Isaiah
It's really funny because you can just slowly shut the blinds.
Chris
Todd has his handle.
Isaiah
Caleb's like, it's not funny. Yeah.
Eli
You guys, my mentor.
Chris
You guys don't get it.
Nick
Sacrilegious right now.
Eli
We talk a lot. No, he's a bit of a goober, right? It's more of a joke. It's an iron. It's in jest. I do love him. I love obviously all the Elder Scrolls games, but they are good because they're kind of like poopy a little bit. They're good because they're. You can just break them and there's chaos. Like, they're not good because it's this insanely hyper polished story that's so beautiful. They're good because it's a sandbox and you can just be the person you want to be.
Caleb
The bugs are kind of the future.
Eli
Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick
First microtragons, actions, armor.
Caleb
Oh, no shit.
Isaiah
The horse armor. And we were talking about this a.
Eli
Couple days or oblivion.
Nick
It was literally the first game to have microtransactions up the entire Legendary.
Eli
Thank you, Todd.
Isaiah
Yeah. I'm a game developer. Thank God.
Nick
Thank you, Todd. Yeah.
Isaiah
Going to charge $40 for the RV skins and black pie.
Eli
I'm gonna bring what I've learned from YouTube right into the video game industry.
Nick
And Todd we trust.
Eli
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna let people super chat in the game. They're gonna give me super chats in the game.
Caleb
It's just rude.
Isaiah
I'm just kidding.
Caleb
There's a Dr. Disrespect joke.
Eli
I'm not gonna make it. Yeah, yeah. But it's. It's been extremely humbling though. I. I have nothing but respect for people in the world. And, you know, hopefully we can make something fun.
Nick
I. Dude, I can't wait.
Chris
He works at it literally 24 7.
Eli
Yeah.
Chris
Like, even when we go to sit down and watch movies, he'll have his laptop and his little. His little cushion. Laptop holder thing.
Eli
My Zen cushion.
Chris
He'll be working on how to develop, like, do something to. To put into the game, like, in terms of whether it's coding or whether it's actually making the little guy move. It's pretty fun to watch.
Nick
It's a shout out to everyone at the table or, like, anyone that's succeeding. It is for everyone back there. You don't realize how much effort and work people put into each Little project, from YouTube to reviews to, hey, I want to do this new venture yet, like, as you're saying, that's what you're like, man, it's awesome to see my spouse, like, he's fucking crushing it every minute. And it is like 10, 12 at night. It doesn't matter. At midnight, he's still working. Yesterday we were still like at the bar at the range day. I have text from it. He's like, hey, we got to meet this guy for a business talk. We walk into the woods. Good business. We just walked into the woods, had a conversation. Awesome. And in the evening, you're like, hey, we got this bar sidebars. Everyone's like, doing business and figuring stuff out. Same for you. It's like. And yeah, it's like, everything's so awesome to see. And the people out there, I wish that's always the takeaway. It's like, if you think the guys, it's like, it's an easy life. The level of work everyone does is sitting at this table is you only see like 1% of it. And then it is till 2 in the morning. You're filming your videos at somebody else's studio or you're like, hey, I'm on vacation, still doing a video.
Caleb
Well, I think it's nice to have a choice too. Where it's like, you can rest on your laurels if we want. We all have a pretty good life.
Chris
Yes, absolutely.
Caleb
Yeah. Like, you can't really bitch about it, but if you want to do more, we're lucky enough to be in a position where if we want to work harder, that work will go towards something. Yes.
Nick
Yeah.
Brandon
That's why me and Jay Wolf at IHOP at 4am we were working very.
Caleb
Hard to stay awake.
Brandon
Honestly, I was trying not to get kicked out ihop.
Caleb
Oh, yeah. So you have a story With Leon, I believe, bro.
Nick
Wait, what?
Isaiah
I found this in the back seat.
Brandon
You did not.
Nick
What is it? Oh, it's a me stick.
Isaiah
No, a meat stick.
Caleb
Oh, Christ, bro.
Isaiah
The audience right now is like, what?
Brandon
Leon Lyon, I don't know. We're up at IHOP at 4am and he's like, dude, I was so hungover today, I thought I died. And he. He's like, I got. I got off the plane and it was like two and my hotel wasn't open yet. And rather than texting any of my 50 friends in town, I decided to go to Topgolf by myself and drink four IPAs at 2. At 2pm oh. Oh, this is. This is not yesterday, but day before, day before rain range day. So he's at Topgolf drinking IPAs by himself. And he goes to the hotel room, drops off his bag, and then goes to the hotel bar and apparently meets a large Samoan man. And they shared, I believe he said, 19 Modelos between the two of them. And then he went to the pre range party at that place we go. And apparently it got also very drunk there. And he's like, I don't really know what happened. I just remember like. Like it was three in the morning and they asked me to leave and then they locked the door and I couldn't get an Uber to pick me up because this is like pretty far out of the city. And he's. I was just standing there cold in a t shirt in 30 degree weather. But, you know, it's fine. He's big guy. No, yeah, no, just. He eventually got like a lift to come pick him up and drove him back to the hotel room, just completely smashed and he's like. And then I just. I went up to the little counter and I bought a slim Jim and ate it to not be hungover the next day and went to bed.
Caleb
Like the hangover cure. One slim dude.
Brandon
19. 19 grams of protein and 1200 milligrams of salt. That's gonna help hydrate. He said he was so up. He woke up at 7 in a panic because he thought he slept through range day. Stumbled out of his hotel room weari dirty T shirt and his boxers and ate the continental breakfast in his boxers.
Eli
In the hotel room.
Isaiah
Oh, my gosh, I love that guy.
Eli
He's great.
Caleb
God chooses unconventional warriors.
Isaiah
Sometimes an unconventional war means it's unconventional warrior.
Caleb
And my God, do we have special forces.
Nick
I just picture him talking to the host. I don't want to be hungover tomorrow.
Isaiah
That'll do it.
Brandon
We're good now.
Caleb
But you said you were trying not to get arrested.
Brandon
We were. We were obnoxious in ihop. We were laughing so hard drunk at that of Leon explaining that story.
Nick
This was last night at 4am I will say Nick is the dude that wakes up before everyone. And today it was like, I got a text from you. It was like 9:15. You're like, I'm up. I'm like, huh. This explains it way better.
Brandon
Oh yeah, no, we were. I didn't go to bed till like 5.
Nick
Nick loves breakfast food, by the way.
Brandon
It was awesome.
Isaiah
It was good.
Brandon
It's breakfast.
Isaiah
What?
Brandon
What do you want from me?
Nick
Nothing.
Isaiah
Drunk.
Brandon
We went to ihop. Okay, I'm innocent. I've got J Wall here was. Nothing good happens after midnight in the bar close every time. It's me and Jaywool Jay Wolf close down the bar after the post range day party and then we go to IHOP the last like three range days in a row. And I don't mind closing down the bar and being drunk because like I have Jay Wolf. Like, what's the. That will tuck me in. Like, I don't care.
Nick
Jay Wolf is seven foot one, by the way.
Chris
That's crazy. I was, I was looking at him like getting drinks.
Caleb
Just walk behind him real quick.
Isaiah
I know you will.
Nick
That's what I like about it. They're just gonna see a shit shadow fall over the groove.
Isaiah
It's like haggard.
Brandon
Wow.
Isaiah
Jesus Christ.
Brandon
Get in there.
Chris
I'll take my boot off.
Caleb
It makes me taller.
Chris
Oh, wow.
Nick
J was the only dude. I give hugs and I feel good because I'm like, hi tits.
Caleb
This guy. There was one time I remember, I think it was a shot show of like 2021, maybe 2022. We went to. So every. Every place in Vegas serves alcohol like pretty much everywhere we went to the. The IHOP or the Denny's right next to the Venetian. And it was like, you, Caleb Francis, Caleb Francis Cody. Like just everybody together and we are like. That was the closest I think I've ever been to pissing myself in public. I was laughing my ass off.
Nick
Do you know Caleb so hard?
Chris
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Caleb.
Nick
Great guy, right?
Chris
Oh yeah.
Nick
Amazing when you get him wrecked.
Caleb
One of the most organically funny people I know.
Chris
He's very funny.
Caleb
Yeah, that just a hysterical like you couldn't even begin to describe.
Nick
He's just giving commercials for. He's just doing Caleb, like threatening to.
Caleb
Beat people's kids with a baseball bat. But he's the Jolly Green Giant. So like Everybody's like, all right.
Chris
Yeah.
Brandon
Convinced. I'm, like, actually concerned that Caleb might be my guardian angel.
Isaiah
Really?
Brandon
I'm not. Every time I get wrecked, like, overly drunk, like, I wake up, and I was like, I. I went too hard last.
Eli
This.
Brandon
I. This was a mistake. Within 45 minutes, Caleb Francis, Apparates, out of nowhere with breath. Breakfast burritos. It happened at Range Day.
Caleb
He's the mysterious stranger.
Brandon
Perk I do. I swear to God.
Nick
100.
Brandon
We were.
Caleb
I'm glad you got.
Nick
No, hold on pause. I didn't. He just texted me this. That's me.
Isaiah
Because what is party foul.
Nick
Last night. May I have a thing? Last night, I had two sandwiches. I was like, I didn't drink that much. I was like, I don't want to get drunk. I hate hangovers. And I'm 40, so. Caleb. I, like, walk outside as Caleb's going inside. I'm like, hey, do you want this? He's stumbling. I was like, hey, do you want this? He's like, whose is it? I was like, it's mine. Would you like some food? What is it? It's a sandwich. He's like, yes, please. I'm so shit, right? He takes a bite, and he's like, thank you. He hugs me, and then he texts me. He's like, God sent me an angel.
Chris
Wow.
Isaiah
That's why I was.
Nick
Holy shit.
Caleb
That was.
Nick
Unruff.
Caleb
Same thing.
Brandon
I. I pulled up to Range Day, and, like, I pull up, and then, like, only person I see is Caleb with his truck and the tailgate down. And I'm not you. Four grocery bags full of breakfast burritos. And he's like, you want some? Breakfast burritos are really good. They're from Maria's Tacos. It's like, really? It's the best breakfast burrito I've ever had in my life.
Nick
Maria Tacos throws.
Caleb
I just picture that shitty meme format. Just Caleb Francis standing overview. Get us.
Nick
Some breakfast burritos. They're real good.
Isaiah
God sends his drunkest angels to his hungriest soldiers.
Chris
Wow.
Caleb
Yes.
Isaiah
Psalms 23.
Nick
Now, Ms. Chris, you are. I. Dude, we talked. I think last night. I was like, I'm loving your content. She has made the rotation of I'm going, going bed. We'll put on Creepcast. We'll put on Oompa. We'll put on me. We'll put on, like, none of my friends here. I hang out with them too much. And now you're in that rotation. You are killing the game.
Chris
Thank you.
Nick
You've done in the Past, but now you're just like reinvigorated with it.
Chris
Yeah, I. I just. I really like the deep dive content. Honestly. I just like it a lot more. And he was the one that motivated me to do it. I was like. Because I was mostly doing just like. I mean like entertainment stuff, like comedy. But I can mix that into the.
Caleb
You know how much it hurts when you. You beat all of us numbers wise. And then you call it. You call it. That's.
Chris
I guess it's just like I will.
Caleb
Cry myself to sleep. That's fine.
Chris
Not that you need to educate people for it. Not to be bullshit, but I feel like it. I get to learn stuff, so it feels more meaningful for me to do it. So. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Didn't mean that like that because I.
Caleb
Think last time you were on the podcast though, I think we were. Yeah, I know she meant it.
Eli
I think last year, last time you.
Caleb
Were on, you were. You were talking about how much you were hoping to expand into like your long form stuff more.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
And I'm glad to see it's going well.
Eli
Yes.
Chris
Yeah, it's been going really well. It's been going really well. And I've been doing like more traditional stuff too with. I shot a movie in July and we did post production. And we did post production in like two and half months. And then we are.
Caleb
That's really fast.
Chris
Yeah, it was way too fast. Sorry.
Caleb
How long is the runtime?
Chris
77 minutes.
Caleb
Oh, shit.
Chris
That's really feature. It's a feature. Yeah. So we. And we did it all ourselves and then we went on tour with it. We did like six screenings around the states and then. Yeah. Got really good response. And now we're just in the distribution phase of it, so hopefully it'll be distributed soon.
Caleb
I'm really irritated by people that like go through all that effort to make a movie and then go on tour with it to several places. It's just really.
Chris
I know, right?
Caleb
It's a lame kind of thing.
Isaiah
Taking a podcast, maybe going to several places.
Nick
It's the gayest thing possible.
Isaiah
Yeah, it's awful. It's terrible.
Nick
Two and a half month turnaround is CR movies are an endeavor. I don't think people realize that level of endeavor because when you're like, oh, we'll just do quick skits or funny insert. When you're scripting shit shot listing box doing like you. It is time. Yeah, you're looking at a good day. Maybe six pages. Three to six.
Chris
The nice thing with what I did and why it went so fast or why we could do it so fast. And this is the reason why I wanted to do it was because it was found footage. And I wrote it. I wrote it around this time last year.
Nick
What's it called?
Chris
We kind of kept. Sorry.
Isaiah
It called.
Chris
It's called House on Eden. Yeah, I have a. I have a trailer for it on my. On my YouTube.
Eli
It's called Billy Goat Bow Hunt. Look up that up. Oh, sorry.
Isaiah
Me. You were showing.
Eli
Yeah, don't look that up. That was an intrusive thought.
Nick
Do not pull that down.
Chris
You should look that up.
Caleb
I feel like. Is almost harder, like, to not come off, like, cringe. Like it's kind of hard.
Chris
Yeah. So that was. But the whole thing with me not wanting it to be cringe and with it, I was. I was the writer and director and one of the main cast members as well, and producer. I just wanted to wear all the hats and just see. But I didn't write a concrete script. I just wrote beats. Kind of like how Blair Witch did. They just wrote, okay, this needs to go to this place. This needs to go to this place. Do that. So we just took, like, a bunch of takes, tried to be as organic as possible, knowing where it would go.
Eli
Go.
Caleb
Yeah. And I feel like, as a creator, you already know those beats.
Chris
Exactly, exactly. Yeah. So I wrote a whole. Like, I wrote it all out and we. I mean, had discussions between. It was just me and two other people, basically. And then we would wake up, and then we would. We would shoot usually all afternoon, all night, and then we wake up the next morning, cut whatever we shot. So we shot it in seven days. So we would. We cut it and shot it in seven days.
Caleb
Is it all one location?
Chris
No, it's multiple locations.
Caleb
That's harder, too. Yeah.
Chris
Yeah, it was multiple locations, too.
Nick
So writing on the fly when you have beats how Gladiator was done, Most people don't know.
Chris
It's true. Yeah.
Nick
Yeah. Gladiator was completely different script and how it was written. Everything was done.
Chris
They changed it on the fly. Yeah.
Isaiah
Interesting.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
It's wild when you find it like.
Caleb
Gladiator, the first one.
Eli
Yes.
Nick
Like, when they're whittling those little. The figures and he embarrass him at the end. He's like, that was. Oh. Oh, we can close it out with that. Everything was done on the fly. Like, they had it two storylines and, like. And then they went in and done everything else on the fly.
Caleb
Wow.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Chris
It's not the Gladiator. It's not Gladiator. By any means, but some inspiration from stuff like that. Like, I was just, like. I knew how it would end. I had, like, a few different endings, and we kind of just. We had a couple different ones, and we went with a specific one after we cut it, edit it, and we sent it off to, like, there. We did a lot of practical effects. It's horror, but some vfx. So once it came back.
Nick
But you did practical.
Chris
Oh, yeah. I love practical. We have some really cool prosthetics, the thing. But Creature Kid made us some prosthetics. So cool.
Caleb
So we so far compared it to John Carpenter Gladiator.
Eli
Like, she's the least I eat. Like, it's not that good. There's a big worm.
Isaiah
She said it on the record. It's that good.
Eli
There's a big worm.
Isaiah
There's a big worm. And Timothy Chalamet.
Nick
Four Oscars.
Chris
Yeah, I think so.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
Yeah. I hosted the party.
Brandon
I've known both of you for a while, but I had no idea, like, all the. That you guys were into. And I could probably say you're the most creative couple I've ever ran into. And it's how, like, when two ugly people have a really hot kid, your kid's going to be like an accountant.
Chris
It'll be the next president of the world.
Brandon
What is, like the. What is. What is the average day? Like, I just imagine your kid wake up.
Nick
By the way.
Caleb
Don'T reproduce. Like, holy.
Isaiah
Which was his followup to. You ever see a really hot kid?
Nick
I know. I was like, where is this going?
Eli
That's the doctor disrespecting us.
Brandon
Damn it.
Caleb
Jesus Christ.
Nick
I'm learning social skills today.
Isaiah
It's fine. No, it's good. He's in the ABA class.
Caleb
I'm not the worst this time.
Isaiah
I want to see the movie so bad, but you wouldn't let me watch it early, so I guess I have to wait.
Chris
I will not watch it in front of you.
Isaiah
Dude.
Caleb
Is it. So is it. Is it finished now?
Chris
Yeah, yeah, it's fully finished. Yeah, It's.
Caleb
How are you planning to distribute it?
Chris
So right now we're talking to a couple different distributors. One is, like. One is Shudder, if you know what shudder is. So they're wanting to buy it, but all of them are really predatory and, like. So there's a chance I might just self distribute it. Not to YouTube, but maybe in, like.
Eli
Sure.
Chris
You know, I mean, kind of like.
Caleb
Andrew Schultz did with his one comedy.
Chris
Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Potentially, it'd be cool to have it live on A. On a streaming service or something. But we'll see.
Nick
Rocket Gym. I can put you in contact with Fred. They've done. They're doing that again. Again. They just got. And they're about to do it again. Freddy Wong, the old YouTube people back in the day, he's still doing it. He's doing an action kung fu flick right now. I'm super excited because Freddy is now 40, but he's finally doing a Jackie Chan roll.
Chris
Cool.
Nick
And he's doing all the stunts in myself and his. He's actually training. Training for it. I'm like, oh, this is awesome. But if you need help with that. They just did it again. They, like, sure. They have that world down. Down to. Because predatory.
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Nick
Agencies are great.
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Thank God for lawyers.
Caleb
But still, it's also something like you've poured so much time and effort into. It's like, I want it to be able to be seen by the casual audience.
Chris
Exactly.
Caleb
Like, I want somebody to be able to fire up their, you know, Roku.
Chris
And Yeah. I want it to be accessible.
Caleb
Yeah.
Chris
Like, so that would, that would be ideal. But at the end of the day, I really just wanted to see if I could just make a movie. And I did.
Caleb
I'm like, are you happy with it?
Eli
Cool.
Chris
Yeah. I mean, I've seen it a thousand times. I hate that movie now. I hate it. No, seriously.
Nick
Yeah.
Chris
I can't watching yourself. Like, I. I can't watch my own YouTube videos, let alone every take of me for 77 minutes.
Caleb
My favorite thing to do is be at a party and put up one of his videos. Oh, it's like, hey, no, I hate you for it every time.
Brandon
Yeah, well, it was different when I was, like, new to the friend group and not very big yet, and you were just like, oh, you don't know. Fat electrician. Here, let me play his greatest hits on fucking repeat.
Caleb
I have a video of you in Utah.
Brandon
Yeah, I remember him.
Caleb
Him on the Smart tv. Like, his, like, most recent video. Because I like your content. You make good stuff. But he's just sitting there, like, in a chair on the left side.
Nick
Yeah.
Eli
I can't stand. I can't stand hearing my own voice.
Chris
No.
Nick
Does anyone watch your own content?
Isaiah
No, I do.
Caleb
No, I, I, I mean, I watch it.
Eli
I swear.
Isaiah
I'm not. I'm not kidding.
Eli
I watch it.
Isaiah
I'll watch it. I'll watch it back.
Eli
Yeah, we watch it back.
Caleb
Yeah.
Isaiah
No, like, I mean, like, I do. I will be, like, idle and then like, oh, here's the video I did from a year ago. How did I sound then? What was that like?
Eli
Oh, that's fair. I don't do that.
Isaiah
That's fair. Yeah.
Eli
It's too critical. I would never do that.
Isaiah
It's the weird flip because I will never read comments, but I will listen to myself and analyze my own stuff.
Caleb
Interesting. You know better than everyone else.
Chris
Yeah. I was gonna say there's some psychological thing that's. Do you masturbate in the mirror, like.
Eli
In general, or like just euphoria? And do you. Are you the subject?
Isaiah
Only if I'm crying.
Chris
Okay, got it.
Caleb
I'll watch my stuff, like in a Critical Mind where I'm like, all right, what did I fuck up and what could I do better? I hate watching it in front of people.
Chris
Yes.
Caleb
Which is why it's very funny to me.
Nick
But I hate this Nick suffering.
Brandon
Yeah.
Chris
You know what?
Brandon
I don't like this. I should do it to other people.
Chris
Yeah, yeah. No, it's awful. Like being in a theater of people and me being in the middle of the theater watching myself, I'm like, yep, I want to leave so bad. But I needed to hear the reactions because I needed to know what they thought of the movie.
Caleb
At least you're not in a social setting. Like, at least you're not like in a living room.
Chris
Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, I couldn't stand. But it's still. Yeah, it was still very strange. And I'm also like, it's funny because I'm me in the movie, but I'm also not like, I. I am acting in the movie and I'm just not myself in like the worst way. So I'm like, maybe people will think I'm like this.
Eli
I don't want to give too much away.
Caleb
You're still playing a character.
Chris
Yes, exactly. But it'll be hard for. Because I wanted it to transition from. Seems like a YouTube video, but goes completely haywire and it's clearly a movie. So I wanted to break. Yeah, I wanted to break that so people. People will be like, fully in it, especially my audience. So. But then people who are watching it that don't know who I am will.
Nick
Say, hasn't really been done that much.
Caleb
Is that one concept.
Chris
I'm not sure if that's ever been.
Nick
That's a really good concept.
Chris
Thanks. Thanks. I. I was like, this could shoot me in the back, but I don't know. We'll see.
Nick
Good concept.
Caleb
How was it for you, like, in your. Your theater tour where. Cuz I know you weren't as heavily involved like you were in the movie for like, maybe 20 seconds.
Isaiah
Yeah, I did.
Nick
I was.
Isaiah
I wrote it. I co wrote it with Evan.
Caleb
So how was it watching the revolution Reactions?
Isaiah
I guess I loved it because all time I would, like, sit in the back because each show is like, oh, you can go to the green room. It's like, no. And I would, like, sit in the back of the theater, and when, like, big moments would happen, I would, like, watch people, like, the scene. The movie's out now, the hive reveal the tendrils down and stuff. Every theater, I'd be like, okay, what's everyone gonna do? And at every theater, people like. And I was like, yes.
Chris
Yeah. That's awesome. That's a cool feeling. That is a cool feeling.
Caleb
How long did that say CGI shot take?
Isaiah
Gosh. Oh, my gosh. Dude. Not.
Caleb
That was the cum shot of the movie.
Isaiah
Okay, so that took. Thank you. That took. I like it. That was one of our first things we came up with because it's like, we need a. We need an end event. We need a place that this map ends at. So that was kind of our monster. And we knew it was going to be, like, a special effect, so I was, like, nervous about it the whole time. Our special effects guy magic, like, took budget cuts, worked way longer than he should have. He really came through for us. He worked on that shot alone for at least a couple months. Built the whole thing out inside of a render, like a render farm. And then he took people's heads modeled. I'm actually one of the heads, I think, that was modeled. And like.
Caleb
No shit.
Isaiah
Yeah. Like, did a bunch of different heads on it and then had it move, like tendrils coming down that. The bottom. Bottom of it's the pilot who was hooked up into it and his skeletons in there because he's been rotting away, but the machine's still on and stuff. It took months to build that out, but, oh, my gosh, I was so happy with how it looked in the end.
Caleb
It was so well done. I would. I would love to put this praise on your movie, but you haven't let.
Eli
Us see it yet.
Isaiah
Yeah, me too.
Chris
So let's play it right now.
Nick
Chase, pull it up.
Chris
Just kidding.
Eli
Long podcast, 77 minutes.
Nick
This is great.
Eli
We love shooting.
Nick
I'll give you the cp.
Caleb
I think that's called a copyright claim.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
Yeah. She's like my podcast now.
Brandon
We posted it first. YouTube thinks we own it.
Caleb
There you go.
Eli
She.
Isaiah
She was telling me something about the script again. I still haven't seen the movie, but she was telling me something about the script. Just like some of the character arcs theme she's working with and stuff like that. And I'm stoked to see it because it's very creative, it's very cool. Like she didn't. The movie is not just about the concept she mentioned. The concept she mentioned is the framework for a very interesting story with like cool themes that pull from a lot of different aspects of like horror culture and stuff. So yeah, everything she's told me about is spectacular.
Chris
Appreciate it, man. Yeah, there's.
Isaiah
This is the only frame. I'll be nice to you.
Chris
Yeah, I, I brought this. I was like, this is happening. I'm glad it's recording. No, I appreciate that.
Nick
Yeah, TikTok crushed it.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
She has a great director.
Chris
She's all right.
Isaiah
All right.
Eli
Yeah.
Chris
No, it's basically just a nod to all my favorite horror movies too. Like it's nothing new necessarily.
Nick
I need a top three, but.
Caleb
Oh, top three horror.
Nick
Yeah.
Chris
Oh, I have no idea. But also I'll say the horror movies that like it gives nods to, there's like 15, but a couple of them are like Hereditary. The thing with like the prosthetic stuff and probably like maybe like shot wise the Shining or like Midsummer. The what?
Eli
I said Billy Goat Bohan.
Chris
He says all these things and he says billy goat.
Nick
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry babe.
Caleb
I said the thing.
Eli
She's got excellent taste in movies and film.
Isaiah
Dude.
Nick
Those three are like. Except if you haven't watched Hereditary, one of the most terrifying mind of a movie in the last ever period.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
That was one of the only movies I think I've ever like as an adult said like out loud like, oh yeah, the moment.
Chris
That's it. Yeah. And yeah, so and that's all like either it's like a shot, either it's a. A line delivery or like so it's all just. There's a little Easter eggs through it and then it's all based off of like loose like biblical folklore or Jewish folklore. That's like it's. Yeah. There's a lot of lore to it as well.
Caleb
I'm just looking at how autistic everyone at the table is like you are balancing.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
That eight, six round in between your little phone holder. You are under the tip. Don't even pretend like you weren't doing it. Had the little spike from your Starbucks cup that you are currently putting through your wedding band playing with like shut up. We're in good company.
Chris
Yeah.
Eli
Good company.
Chris
Yep.
Caleb
Yeah.
Nick
Table puzzle pieces.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
I'm like, we're just shimmering and stuff.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Nick
I'm lining my drinks up per usual. Like, this is out of order. This is. Will always be on the straight line, by the way.
Caleb
That is so I will always have.
Nick
Yeah, I will always have it on the straight line.
Isaiah
We're in.
Nick
Good.
Caleb
Why are we broken?
Nick
We're a good company right now.
Chris
That's.
Nick
Dude, that is amazing. Again.
Chris
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Nick
Congrats to that. I. When does it come out?
Chris
I don't know yet.
Nick
How long do you think the contracts are going to take? Or do you have a time frame?
Chris
Well, if I do it myself, weeks from now. Weeks from now, probably because I want it out as soon as possible because I'm tired of waiting. Like, that's a struggle with YouTube is that we can make something and then post it like the next day. Whereas the movie, it's like, if I go with shutter, then they're like, oh, we can like put it in festivals and then it can come out in like the spring. And I'm like, that sucks. Let's just get it out now.
Caleb
The festival thing, that seems just kind of weird for me.
Chris
It wouldn't. It's kind of. I mean, it's. I get it. But since I have an audience already, it doesn't for sure necessarily make sense.
Caleb
So yeah, if you're like an independent studio or something. But for you, you already have so many people willing to watch.
Chris
Exactly, exactly. So we'll see. We'll see. Keep you posted. Keep you posted.
Eli
Well, I'm excited.
Caleb
I'm excited for that.
Chris
Thanks, man.
Nick
With your new content, what is one of the most fucked up stories where you're like, what the ever living. Because you're going like Green River Killer lately. You're doing like the top female serial killers.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
All these deep. And I've been like. I went to the one semester of community college. I did was at Green River Community College.
Chris
Oh, really?
Isaiah
Yeah.
Chris
Interesting. Yeah, interesting.
Nick
So I knew all that, Laura. I was like, oh, that's right there.
Chris
I mean, it's all fucked up. But I'd say like one. That or. I was just talking to Isaiah about this last night. Is the. The one of the most recent ones, the JonBenet one? It's like the ones where.
Nick
I don't know that one.
Chris
There's so much controversy around it and so much conspiracy. But it's so obvious he doesn't know that one. Yeah, that's. That's interesting. So do you know JonBenet Ramsey.
Nick
Yes.
Isaiah
The little.
Nick
Yeah. Plagued my child.
Chris
Yeah. 1996.
Caleb
I have no idea.
Chris
Little idea.
Eli
Little girls.
Isaiah
Break it down for us.
Caleb
1996. Yeah. Was a year old.
Nick
Yeah. So everyone here was. God, I'm old.
Chris
So it was 1996. December. Turn to the camera. Very affluent family in California. They had a daughter, Very, very, very beautiful little girl who was in pageants and everything. And again, very affluent family. And then one day she got. Or, sorry, she got kidnapped. And then the. The parents were looking for her, and then she ended up getting found in her home when the police came over because there was a ransom note left by the people that kidnapped her. And then they ended up finding the little girl in the parents basement, killed. So it was all like, did the kidnappers kill him and did they write the ransom note? But then the ransom note was written on the mother's notebook with it, with her pen, with very similar writing to the mom's handwriting.
Caleb
And so it's like a darker balloon. Boy, it's.
Chris
Yeah, it's crazy. And I don't know, like, the amount of ransom, which was $118,000, was the bonus that the husband had got like a month earlier. Like, it's all very strange. And then she has a brother who had outbursts, and he was like, the last one seated. There's like. So there's a bunch of conspiracy. Nobody ever got charged for it is the point. So the family never got charged.
Isaiah
Nobody got charged for it.
Caleb
So there is a dead child.
Chris
There's dead child.
Caleb
Nobody got charged.
Chris
Nobody got charged.
Isaiah
Well, there was never. Sorry.
Chris
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, you can.
Isaiah
There was never.
Caleb
Oh, my God. A crossover episode.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
All of this came, like, out over the course of a long period of time. Because initially it was. Police get a phone call. Parents freaked out. Our daughter's been kidnapped. Here's a ransom note. They start an investigation. In the basement of the house, the police find a locked door.
Chris
No, the dad found.
Eli
The dad.
Isaiah
Yeah, sorry. The dad found locked door. They open up the door. Daughter's been tied up.
Chris
The dad finds the daughter.
Isaiah
Yes.
Chris
And picks her up and brings her upstairs. Paints the whole.
Isaiah
Yes.
Nick
Correct.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
Finds a locked door.
Caleb
That he did.
Chris
Yeah. So the. The basement door was locked from the inside. There's no other way to get into that basement besides this one window that has been broken. But that window was broken weeks and weeks before, which the dad knew about. But the window weeks before this all happened.
Eli
Okay.
Chris
Which he told the police about. But also the window had, like, cobwebs. All over it and dust all over it. So if there was somebody, a kidnapper that came in that would have been not disturbed.
Isaiah
The idea is, at least initially, that a killer kidnapped the girl. Either like was going to tie her up or get her back later, at some point, the girl accidentally died. Killer panics, leaves the body in the basement, locks the door behind him, crawls out the window. There's like footsteps leading away too, right through the street.
Chris
There was a suitcase. No, there was no, there wasn't any footsteps.
Isaiah
I mean, I mean, not to say the person who might have done it. It was like pose.
Chris
Yes.
Isaiah
Right. That was the idea.
Chris
And then there was a suitcase under the window to make it look like somebody got stepped up.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Nick
And this is just for reference. This is like national news.
Caleb
Like 11 year old Eli.
Chris
A Netflix documentary just came out about it. Again, like, there's been so many documentaries about it.
Nick
Not. This is just based off of when I was growing up. I can remember picture of the window, newspapers, everything everyone knew about.
Isaiah
So officially, the narrative was, okay, this girl's been kidnapped. We have to find who. Or was an attempted kidnapping. We have to find who killed her. And then information starts getting kind of wonky and investigators kind of start looking towards the family and stuff. But there's never enough to make that, to publicly make that assumption. Right. It's always just kind of fishy, the details around it. So no one ever got charged because there's never enough evidence that way. And even then, even if you look at that evidence and think that the family was culpable in some way, it's still not like, they definitely did it. It's still like, well, maybe they covered up something else that happened. Maybe. Or maybe this.
Chris
It's just so many theories.
Caleb
Yeah. You said a Netflix documentary just came out.
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
Caleb
That's why that actually, that brings me to something I also really wanted to talk about with you guys.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
I was, I was having this conversation with somebody and I don't know where I sit on it, but I'm starting to think that like, maybe Netflix has too much power with some of these things because of the, the Menendez brothers series. Because it's like, man, I did. The court of public opinion is now completely controlled by Netflix.
Eli
Yeah.
Caleb
Where it's like the way that they present the information, like they try to be balanced. I kind of see that. But my God, like, different cases like this can be swayed so much to the degree that they're now getting.
Nick
They're not balance. What's crazy is when you find. I thought. Because I never read about it, and then I was like, oh, so I'll watch that. I was like, man, these guys go railroad fucked over.
Caleb
And then you read it, and then you're like.
Nick
And they're. They. It's weird because it is like, how did they get to that point where they're like, this is what we need to do. Was it that side? But then it is also.
Chris
Yeah. It's just so much speculation. It's just. It's what? Yeah, it's. Yeah. Cause Netflix, I did, like, the. Here's the Menendez documentary, and here's, like, all the research and, like, everything involved, actually. And they didn't match really that well. That was like. The whole thing is the narrative was pushed towards the sons being victims, which maybe they are like, I don't know. And I can't say I know. I can just present information.
Eli
It's a better story.
Isaiah
For sure.
Chris
It's better story. And that's why it's on Netflix as a limited series. And same as the JonBenet thing, they pushed the narrative of sympathy towards the parents, which, rather than, like, the public is, like, very against the parents usually, which I'm not. Either way, I'm. Again, I'm just like, here's the information.
Eli
That's pretty weird.
Chris
Think what you want with that. That's all I can say about it.
Nick
Menendez brothers were even. They. They said. It's like, well, I didn't. We didn't touch each other or anything. And they're like, that's them. Like, no, that portrayed us wrong.
Caleb
And you're like, when the. The Netflix documentary came out and the one guy was like, why did you devote 60 minutes to saying I was gay Day I'm not, dude.
Nick
Also, amazing shot, that push in. Don't care. Out of everything. Out of cinema. That was one take.
Isaiah
You.
Nick
You even were like, bro.
Chris
Yeah.
Nick
Like, they had a one hour. Is it 40 minutes?
Caleb
It was like 30. 40 minutes.
Nick
Something like that single take. Have you seen that?
Isaiah
No, I've not.
Nick
One hour.
Caleb
It's like a prison interview kind of thing. And it's like, it's all acting, but, like, it is one singular slow push in.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
It's between characters.
Nick
There's no cut.
Chris
I love that.
Caleb
And it's not boring.
Chris
We were just watching a movie where it's a. Or we were watching Midnight Mass, and they do a lot of that. And I'm like, I love the one takes.
Eli
They give us so much pleasure. I love it.
Caleb
It's such cinematic masturbation. But it's so good.
Chris
Yeah, yeah. No, great show. Like without the whole case. The Menendez show is actually pretty good.
Caleb
Yeah.
Nick
What was the one movie with the long one take? I think you haven't watched it yet. Which action sequence?
Isaiah
1970.
Chris
Yeah, that one.
Nick
That is a great movie with amazing, like, hidden cuts, but it was the. Where children aren't being born anymore.
Isaiah
Oh, children, children. That one take is talking about in the car when the shoot happens and the. The camera's rotating the whole time. During the car chase.
Nick
Well, no, when he walk in, walks into the restaurant and then that entire bomb goes off.
Chris
Yeah, I haven't seen that.
Isaiah
I'll have to watch that incredible film. Oh, my gosh. Children of Men's an all timer. This is not to spoil it for them, but the scene at the end, holding up the.
Nick
Oh, dude.
Chris
Oh, my God.
Nick
It is a practical effect. These are practical explosions. It's like a 15 minute one take.
Isaiah
Who's the lead in it? Is it Colin Farrell or. No, Clive Clyde.
Nick
Clive Bundy.
Eli
The Billy Goat Ranch. Didn't he get in a standoff with the federal government?
Caleb
I believe he did. 2012.
Eli
Yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, just.
Nick
Yeah, go on about that. I'm intrigued about this stand up with the federal government.
Isaiah
Have you met our audience?
Caleb
What is it? Google the Billy Paul Bundy Ranch.
Eli
Google Clap Bundy. Billy Goat Bow hunt. Make sure you put a comma.
Nick
Clive Owen.
Eli
Clive Owen. Sorry, derailed it.
Nick
I was like, wait, now I have to figure that out.
Isaiah
And what's his face. Michael Caine's in it and stuff like that. Oh, it's such a good Michael k. Batman limits.
Nick
Mr. Wayne.
Caleb
Master Wayne. I know why people go out at night wearing black leather. I do not approve.
Isaiah
Master Wayne.
Nick
God, I love my friend. We're all at this table.
Caleb
I thought that was kind of an interesting tangent because it's like you have like, you have Netflix documentaries that like portray the actual facts and then you have the. What makes for a good cinematic experience.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
And it's not always the same thing, which is a little scary when it's like that's enough to push the. The public perception to a degree where these people are getting another hearing.
Chris
Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's crazy.
Caleb
Like, it's not. It's not for me to say that that's wrong, but like it's a weird.
Isaiah
Line because it's like there's been times in the past where people have been exonerated because of information that's been pushed out by just people in the past. Right. Yeah. Like USS Indianapolis. The captain forever was blamed for you. This is up your wheelhouse. Captain was blamed forever for the McVeigh. Captain McVeigh was blamed for the sinking of the boat. And then it started with a seventh graders science project about how like the ship couldn't have like dodged the torpedoes. And then that started to work its way up in national news. They like Navy looked at it again and then exonerated the memory of McVeigh.
Nick
I did not know how seventh graders could do it.
Isaiah
And one of the people military, one of the people who came forward.
Nick
He'S guilty.
Isaiah
One of the people who came forward to exonerate him in the hearings that followed was the Japanese submarine captain who fired the missiles.
Caleb
You know, I think I did hear.
Isaiah
Some of that came forward to say that Captain McVeigh could not have dodged the missiles just based on the time that the he. The captain fired them. And that it was not the captain of the Indianapolis's fault that the ship was hit. And that was a huge testimony and getting him exonerated. So much so that the surviving members of the USS Indianapolis began to invite the Japanese submarine captain to their meetings after that.
Nick
That is dope.
Isaiah
I know, I know a guy who. His father or his wife's father was one of the people on the Indianapolis, one of the survivors. And for a long time he just carried a lot of hate towards Japanese because you know, time during the war and all that stuff. And he was like there at that trial when the Japanese captain did that. And that did away with all of it.
Nick
Like it is the level of Portland was the one bombing. Right. There was that one. The solo Japanese bomber that dropped.
Brandon
It was West Coast. I think it was Portland. The firebomb kites.
Nick
Yeah.
Caleb
They tried to like blow them across.
Brandon
Yeah, yeah. Air channels.
Nick
And it was a one dude though that actually did it. And then he gave his sword to the families. There was an actual suit in Portland.
Caleb
Or wherever that actually I thought it was when they were trying to.
Nick
There is the fire bombs.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
They were trying to blow firebombs across wind channels to land on the way west coast. Is that the one you're.
Brandon
I think, I think.
Eli
Is that.
Brandon
That's what you're talking about.
Caleb
Right.
Brandon
And they like the government.
Caleb
I don't think it was some dude.
Brandon
In a plane covered it up playing.
Nick
Ace Imperials during the Navy. I actually think there's one dude that actually did a bombing in Portland or something about it. Now I look really stupid. It's great.
Caleb
You're doing great.
Isaiah
It's okay, take your time.
Caleb
You're not derailing.
Nick
There's actually one where somebody. There was a Japanese pilot that made it stateside, drop bombs or a firebomb or did one thing, flew back home, and then he came back, apologized for it, gave his sword to the family that was injured is, like, one of the only injuries stateside, like, actual stateside that happened. Gave his sword, apologized, and now he still comes back to the United States. Like, they honor him for that. Yeah, there's a wild fucking World War II story.
Isaiah
But I didn't mean to derail that horror. No, I'm talking about the, like, exoneration. You have cases like that where it's like, oh, an individual bringing out information years later can make a difference in a good way. Then you get into the question of, like, okay, well, now you have these billion dollar companies that are profiteering off of certain narratives. So even though hypothetically, maybe information could be used to get good info out and exonerate people because there's a profit motive, they may not always do that.
Caleb
So, yeah, they saw that making a murder did well, and they're like, yes, do that. What can we make into making that really stemmed.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Chris
From that.
Brandon
I wish. I wish Rich was here to get his perspective, like, for an actual, like, detective. Because the amount of, like, there, you know, there's still information that hasn't been released to the public about it that, like, Netflix doesn't have. And it's like, well, maybe that doesn't seem weird if you had all the information that those cops had.
Chris
So, yeah, it almost like, shouldn't be allowed unless you have all the information.
Eli
Censorship. I have an idea.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
It's hard to say because it's like, you should be able to make whatever, like, media you want. However, it's like, when that starts to affect things within the actual judicial system, it's like, this is. We're entering a weird gray area.
Chris
Yeah, you could do, like, the Quentin Tarantino thing with, like, the Hollywood movie. He did, like, that Manson thing, but he just went his own way with, like, it's a movie.
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah.
Caleb
It's not Shoot Hitler in the face with an MP40. That's not quite how that happens.
Chris
Yeah, he's playing off of history, but making it his own. It's like. But they're like, no, this is what happened. Yeah, it's. It's a weird gray area.
Nick
Why the towers were asking for it.
Caleb
Jesus.
Isaiah
I'm rewriting.
Nick
I'm making a Netflix special.
Caleb
Look at what they were wearing.
Nick
I know.
Isaiah
But what were they wearing? Not.
Eli
I don't know.
Caleb
It's.
Brandon
It's a strange resemble. Like.
Nick
Oh, oh. Nobu Fujita was the only Japanese aviator to bomb America. Like Portland.
Isaiah
There's your video Y there.
Nick
You didn't know about that last history segment?
Chris
Interesting.
Nick
I was like, am I write that down right there?
Isaiah
Yeah.
Caleb
Did go.
Nick
Did I make that up in my head?
Isaiah
I was like, we were this close to gaslighting to it. Yeah, but made it up.
Caleb
Yeah. Because in my, in my understanding, it was literally just the one firebomb that was the only like United States civilian kills.
Isaiah
Right?
Brandon
Yeah.
Caleb
And they, they buried it in the newspapers.
Brandon
Yeah, they like hit it. It was like a family on a picnic that got hit by one of those manless.
Eli
God.
Brandon
Yeah, it's horrible.
Eli
That's horrible. Yeah, that's not funny at all.
Caleb
It's.
Eli
Why are you being me right now?
Nick
Why did you lead, cut. Chase track to his camera.
Eli
He's being him, laughing.
Nick
And then track back it to when you're still laughing right now. Come back.
Chris
Disgusting, disgusting behavior.
Caleb
You got oop over here. Can't condone it.
Nick
I need my ginger.
Isaiah
This would be you in the other conversation.
Eli
Let's just say I love my game today.
Isaiah
Dude, you have three hours apart for this. It's a nice sunny day. You're out on a picnic. Kids like. And it's like, isn't it a lovely day, honey? That sun is really close.
Caleb
I love how we're like one family. Unforgivable. Hiroshima. Like the pilots of the Enola Gay.
Isaiah
Yeah, really. It's like the picnic makes it so much funnier.
Eli
Funnier is not the.
Brandon
That's the name of the episode. Windoon doubles down.
Isaiah
I will take. I will take. I will not take that.
Nick
You're both like this. Look, all the are disgusting. He's laughing.
Isaiah
Just cuz the concept. Because the concept of a picnic is to leave your home to go to somewhere more nice. Like for days.
Chris
Nobody goes on a picnic. And they're not like. It's not like, hey, let's go on a picnic place like last week.
Caleb
Well, no, it's. It's just because they should have stayed home.
Chris
Horrible. Tur. Like this porridge is horribly serendipitous.
Isaiah
And. And by horrible, I mean what she says horrible. I say hilarious. Because the idea is we're gonna go to somewhere lovely and tranquil and they got firebombed by the Japanese. Yeah, see, thank you. I get it.
Chris
No, I get what you're saying.
Isaiah
I get what you're saying there's no precedent for that. There's no, like, we're gonna go out today, look out for a missile strike, like, and suddenly.
Caleb
What the. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Chris
It's like a sentence you'd never hear. It's like one day I went on a picnic and got d bombed.
Isaiah
Yeah, exactly.
Caleb
It's a kite. How slow is it moving?
Isaiah
It was a kite on fire.
Caleb
Yeah.
Nick
What you're trying to hold back to.
Eli
It was a weapon of war, Isaiah.
Brandon
Christine, she's like.
Isaiah
Were they just told that still? Like, well, maybe it'll go somewhere else.
Eli
It's like the scene from Austin Towers. He screams for three minutes straight.
Brandon
Oh no, wait.
Isaiah
This is worse. How big was the Kai?
Brandon
Big enough to carry the bomb across the ocean.
Isaiah
Wait, wait. What do you mean it's worse?
Brandon
In 1945, a Japanese balloon bomb killed six Americans. Five of them were children.
Caleb
Dead kids, Isaiah.
Chris
Hilarious.
Isaiah
Hold on. Excuse me.
Caleb
I've been waiting years.
Isaiah
Oh God. I just read it. That's way worse.
Brandon
Elsie Mitchell almost didn't go on the picnic that sunny day in Oregon. She had baked a chocolate cake the night before in anticipation for the outing.
Chris
See, I told you it was.
Caleb
Is something funny, Isaiah?
Brandon
I wonder if it was a chocolate lava cake.
Isaiah
Anyways, it's just the concept of like Ms. Frizzle. Like with a bunch of kids like Archie.
Caleb
Easy field trip with the Frizz. No way. Jesus.
Isaiah
Cruising on that.
Nick
You can't read that. You can't read that one.
Isaiah
Not after that.
Brandon
Not after all.
Isaiah
No, not after the laughter. After. Give it to me. This is my job.
Chris
Please stop.
Isaiah
Which part?
Caleb
Cue the creep cast music.
Isaiah
Which part?
Brandon
You can pick it up wherever you'd like.
Isaiah
Chocolate cake or is this really called 26 year old. She was expecting. Feeling well on the morning of May 5, she decides she felt decent enough to join her husband, Reverend Mitchell and a group of Sunday school teachers. Children from their tight knit community get any worse as they set out for nearby. You better be.
Chris
You got a one way downstairs.
Isaiah
Gerhardt Mountain in southern Oregon against a scenic bat drop far removed from the war region across the Pacific. Pacific. Mitchell and five other children would become the first and only civilians to die by enemy weapons on the United States mainland during World War II.
Eli
A picnic as a concept.
Isaiah
Thank you. It's still funny. Thank you. It's like a smiling prince.
Eli
Babe.
Nick
Yeah?
Isaiah
We're gonna go to the party. You have a flaming kite.
Chris
I understand. Like, it is so insane.
Isaiah
They're holding a kit.
Chris
It is so a woman with a Reverend with five Sunday school kids.
Isaiah
Yes. And they're holding the cake. And a flaming Japanese kite comes down from heaven. And they hold still.
Chris
Not heaven. They're looking at it in wonderment. It's like that Jim Carrey bit where he's just, like, pretending to be. Who is it?
Eli
Jimmy the Grinch? No, he's watching. Yes, Nick.
Isaiah
It's just like, the Grinch.
Chris
Who is that actor from It's a.
Brandon
Wonderful Way They Stole Christmas?
Chris
Jimmy Stewart. He's pretending to be Jimmy Stewart and he's like. He's like, jimmy Stewart can make anything wonderful. Do you guys know Jimmy Stewart? He's a really old actor from, like, It's a Wonderful Life. He talked like that. And he's like. He's like. He could make an atomic bomb look like. Like, it was wonderful. He's like, oh, look at that.
Caleb
Look at that.
Chris
That mushroom cloud. That's just like. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Eli
It's beautiful.
Isaiah
That's what I picked. Oh, God.
Caleb
Your uncle, President Truman saw that newspaper clipping.
Chris
Yeah.
Caleb
Hiroshima and Nakazaki.
Isaiah
Look, all I'm saying is all of that was me because I'm an evil person. Chris was laughing because she was disgusted by how funny I thought it was.
Chris
She's innocent.
Isaiah
Caleb and I are the. The bad ones.
Caleb
He's.
Isaiah
He's not walking out of this one. On the red thread. It is a running.
Eli
This is my thing.
Isaiah
It is a running that if he has to read about a woman dying, he can't control himself with laughter. He just, like.
Chris
It's a coping mechanism. He gets. He gets nervous like that.
Isaiah
He starts doing this.
Eli
I can't help it.
Isaiah
It'll be, like, lit up. It'll be like, we're going to talk about the murder, Caleb. And you can hear the snickering. And he'll get to the details and.
Chris
Just, like, dies so horrible that he. He needs to laugh.
Eli
There was the. The Monkey man episode.
Isaiah
Oh, my God. That's what set it off. Yeah, that was the start of the end because it was about, first off, red thread.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
Oh, yeah, yeah. Me and him do a podcast with Jackson Clark called the Red Thread, where we do conspiracy theories, true crime, cryptids, just all kinds of weird stuff where we break it down.
Caleb
One of them, shit, Charlie's here.
Eli
I replaced him.
Isaiah
He's a permanent guest. One of the episodes we covered, the Monkey man of New Delhi, and it was about. In New Delhi, India. A bunch of people said that they saw it.
Brandon
Dang it.
Isaiah
You're infecting me. A bunch of people saw The Monkey man, which was a monkey that had had like its head opened up and had like experiments done on it. So it's like a surgery dome around its head or whatever. And it was going to kill people so there would just be crowds.
Caleb
Enemy of like the Powerpuff Girls.
Isaiah
Mojo Jojo. Imagine.
Eli
Oh wait, what year is this?
Brandon
Sorry.
Isaiah
This was like the 70s.
Eli
Was it the 70s really? Early 2000s.
Isaiah
It might have been like 90s.
Chris
Okay.
Eli
Yeah. Might have been more recent, I can't remember.
Isaiah
But it got to the point where people would be like, it's the Monkey Man. And there would be stampede heeds of people, mass hysteria. Just running, screaming, shouting everywhere. People who like would come to the police saying they were cut up and scratched by it in their sleep.
Caleb
It centers were down for hours.
Isaiah
Yeah, exactly. And then Caleb had to read a part about a woman that died. The only death in it, the only.
Eli
Death that was as a result of the Monkey Man.
Isaiah
Go ahead.
Eli
Was a. I think it's. I think it, I think this is correct. Was she pregnant?
Isaiah
No, I think she was either pregnant or holding a child.
Brandon
There was a child in Sunday school.
Eli
She died.
Caleb
Did she have a chocolate cake?
Eli
She died. She fell down the steps, right? She fell down steps. Yeah, yeah. The only death attributed to the Monkey man was a woman who died falling down the steps.
Isaiah
And he could not stop.
Eli
It's just funny because it's.
Chris
No, no, no.
Eli
It's funny because it's this mass hysteria event that's taken hold of this town. And these people are so like this guy got whooped. He got his ass beat by the Monkey man and he's got. Got like wounds on his body. And then the only death because it took hold of a town of like I don't even know how many people I'll. Fucking New Delta. Yeah. Like it's just mass hysteria. And the only death caused by the Monkey man was someone tripping and falling.
Chris
So is it because of the mass hysteria? Like were they running?
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah, people running. And she went over like a three story staircase or something like that, like that. He couldn't quit laughing just because the absurdity of it. So now anytime we get to a description of like a woman dying or a sensitive event, he's going, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh. Which makes it funny to him. It's the equivalent of like being in school and the teachers like no one laugh. And you look over at your friend and he's like, well, you guys, you guys, it's.
Caleb
You're Watching, like, the. The movie. The Helen Keller, like, and like, all your friends are trying not to. Like.
Isaiah
Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eli
They also set it up really badly now. Yeah, like, I'm. I'm pretty good now because I'm aware of it, but they purposefully, purposely set things up. You're intentionally scooting farther away.
Isaiah
I don't know what you're talking about.
Eli
Anyway, they set me up to fail.
Isaiah
There will be a part. And by set him up to fail, we mean do his job.
Eli
And also, by the way, it isn't just. It isn't just the women. It's anybody dying really. Anything horribly.
Chris
It's not just women. Thank God.
Eli
No, it isn't just women, but they get.
Isaiah
They get them done.
Brandon
Also children.
Eli
Also children.
Isaiah
Can't forget the children. Now we'll. We will. Me and Jackson will structure where, like, I read set up. He reads suspects, and it's like, now for the murder. Caleb, you haven't read yet. I think it's your time to take the document.
Eli
I'm the most respectful member of the group.
Isaiah
Yeah, for sure.
Eli
Good job. Good job, buddy.
Nick
So proud of you, baby.
Caleb
We will grant you a seat as guest, but not part of the council.
Isaiah
Yeah, you're given the. You're giving a seat of the council, but not the rank of Jedi Master. Yeah, you're giving a seat of the T. Not the rank of host. Yeah, exactly.
Caleb
We got there eventually.
Brandon
Scared people.
Isaiah
Horrible.
Brandon
Like, just people, like, freaking out about something is hysteria.
Isaiah
Groups, like.
Brandon
I don't know if hysteria is the right word, but, like, so we need to. When you go through, like, electrician school, you have to do this, like, whole section on fire and how a building has to be built now from all the different. We've learned, because there's. And you have to go through and read all these, like, historic cases of, like, in Chicago, there was a theater, and it was the first night it was open, and there was this massive fire, and the doors automatically shut. Like fire doors are supposed to, but they up. And there wasn't really a protocol at the time. So these doors swung shut this way, and all the people tried to run out and were pushing into the people at the doors. And everybody dies because everybody was freaking out. And nobody could just be like, hey, back up so I can open the door. And so it's like the whole world is built around, like.
Chris
Yeah.
Brandon
Basically controlling people like cattle. Because now you have to have the doors open this way, and they can't have a knob. They have to have those push bars and all this crazy.
Caleb
I think those are some of the biggest mass cash events in the United States where you have, like, somebody just tosses in like a oily rag. And because the doors are built the way they are and, like, you have public, you know, just the. The mass hysteria freaking out like that. I think there's a nightclub in New York or something that was like 150 deaths. Yeah. Crazy.
Isaiah
That was the one that was on video, right?
Nick
Yep.
Isaiah
Whereas during the concert, you can see the smoke start to billow up.
Nick
And then the. They also had the insulation that lit on fire.
Isaiah
Yeah. And it fell down on everyone.
Nick
And they're like, oh, oh, we can't use it.
Isaiah
I think it was. It was over 100 people. I think that one, if you or.
Caleb
A loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Nick
Dude, it was.
Eli
They.
Nick
That's when they found out insulation was like. Like, oh, that is.
Brandon
That should probably be fireproof.
Nick
Yeah.
Isaiah
We should pay the thing that every house in the country is lined with the super flammable Styrofoam. We should probably do something about that. Yeah.
Caleb
It's a conspiracy from Big Fire.
Isaiah
Yeah. I remember something about that club. It was like.
Nick
I like. You're like, that was a good y.
Eli
I like it. It's simple.
Chris
I can tell he likes the job. If it's really, really good, he'll go, that's funny.
Caleb
Yeah. And then I go to bed, like.
Chris
Happy that night I did. It wouldn't be a laugh funny. It's a point.
Isaiah
I was just going to talk about people dying in a fire.
Nick
I was actually going to ask you.
Caleb
Like, a hearty laugh. Not like a friendly laugh. Like a. Oh, that's funny. Like a real, like, belly laugh.
Chris
His. His loud laugh is like. It's like. That's what he does.
Isaiah
It's like his brain's like, whoa.
Eli
It's like.
Nick
That's what he sounds like.
Chris
It's like a. That's his loudest laugh.
Isaiah
His brain's like, I'm going to get this out now. Let me.
Caleb
All right.
Chris
It's like a sneeze.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Nick
What is the most terrifying biblically accurate Angel. Angel to you?
Chris
Okay.
Nick
I have that wrote. I was like, this is the one.
Caleb
Now, I'm glad that had a smooth segue.
Isaiah
Chase.
Nick
Hard cut to that.
Isaiah
Pressed by your swamp. So there's not that many. There's not that many angels explicitly described in biblical canon. There's ones that are mentioned in, like, extra canon and stuff like that. Like, I think Metatron, which is. Sounds like The Transformer Metatron. I believe I always get it wrong. It's either like extra beliefs within Catholicism, but I'm pretty sure it might be Judaism. Anyways, mentioned as the one who keeps record of the, like, the souls allowed into heaven.
Caleb
The scribe of God kind of thing.
Isaiah
Pretty much.
Caleb
I've seen supernatural ones.
Isaiah
Oh, gosh. He's described as. What is it? It's like the creature of a thousand tongues or something like that. That keeps the record, keeps all memory things. So that one's like a freak image as well. As far as, like actual biblical depictions, it has to be the Ophanim, Ophelim or whatever they're called, thrones a lot. The wheels within wheels. It comes from one description in the Book of Ezekiel, when Ezekiel is effectively being summoned to be a prophet of God and he makes his way to the river and he sees a creature appear in the clouds that he describes as wheels within wheels. And on the wheels are eyes that are viewing him. And the wheels, gyroscope, like the rings within layers, shapes within shapes. And that on the wheels are eyes and that it's. It has this great fire and these wings that sprout off of it. And it says it is larger than a mountain, and that when it speaks, it speaks with thunder and fire. So that's pretty mighty. Now, I think my opinion is that there's a lot of, like, the Catholicism does this a lot. They take the angels. Oh, yeah.
Chris
Like paintings. It. It's really cool.
Isaiah
Oh, yeah.
Caleb
I know. It's kind of a meme. But it's like when they first introduce themselves to human, it's always, be not afraid.
Isaiah
Yeah, cool.
Brandon
Let me see.
Caleb
I love the meme where it's like. It's that biblically accurate angel and then it's the Chad face. Like, be not afraid. This is literally the most terrifying thing.
Isaiah
I've ever seen in my life. I think it's like. So the Catholics do it a lot to where they are specific kinds of angels mentioned, because there's other weird kinds mentioned. There's the seraphim that come up a lot. They're mentioned in the Book of Isaiah. It is. These creatures are said to have, like. It's. They have two wings that cover their head and two wings that cover their feet and two wings that's come out. They're covered in eyes. And that's the ones that come to Isaiah whenever he's commissioned to be. The prophet says they leap coals of fire in his mouth. Then there's like the cherubs which are Mentioned as these creatures that have, like, the head of a bull, the head of an eagle, the head of, like, animalistic features within the wing. So there's a lot of stuff like that. And then Catholicism. I say Catholicism. Like, it's just in a lot of Christian beliefs, it is, like, tiered almost. It's like, yes, if they are a throne, it is one specific angel that is a throne. And if they are a seraph, there's one specific that's a seraph. Right. And I think one of the reasons for that is because, like, in Revelations, there's a lot of mention of, like, around the throne of God there are the seraphs, seraphim, and the cherubim and stuff like that. So maybe that could be true. But what I also think is possible is that, you know, these angels aren't really, you know, they existed before we did. Right. So I don't think they have to be relegated to one form. I think maybe they can just be things at different times. Like, Michael's mentioned as the archangel who eventually, you know, destroyed. Do not make a supernatural reference. That will eventually.
Caleb
I wasn't thinking about it.
Isaiah
Yes, you were.
Eli
No, I was not.
Isaiah
Michael, that will fight Lucifer.
Caleb
I will not take this from my son.
Eli
Okay.
Isaiah
Michael, that will eventually fight Lucifer.
Eli
Lucas.
Isaiah
Lucifer. Thank you. Now I got it wrong.
Eli
I said, Lucas are. You said Lucifer.
Isaiah
Lucifer. You're correct.
Brandon
You gas oifer.
Caleb
Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God.
Chris
That's funny.
Isaiah
Yes. That. That guy. You have, like, descriptions of Michael and stuff like that, who oftentimes most of the time, that angel appear in the Bible, the person who's speaking to them doesn't know they're an angel at first. Or at least a lot of the time. You have, like, Rachel speaking to the.
Caleb
Angel does not know that.
Isaiah
Yes. Samuel's mother, Rachel, I believe. No, that's not Rebecca. I think Samuel's mother didn't think she was gonna have a child. And a man appears before and says, you all will have a child, do this, do that. And then in the course of talking to him, he steps into the fire and disappears. And they realize, oh, that was an angel. So that kind of thing happens a lot throughout the Bible. So they can appear as just people in, like, normal form. Right. So I don't. It's not that. I think there's angels that look exactly like people. I think what is more likely the case is the angels can change their form or how they look depending on what's needed.
Caleb
God used in that scenario. He might just have Wanted to free Palestine.
Brandon
I can't wait to watch you guys fight.
Isaiah
It's this close.
Brandon
Creator clash.
Isaiah
It's a conversational thing. It might be this one. You have, like, the different tool for different jobs. Like in Ezekiel's case. Right. A lot of the prophecy that Ezekiel would end up delivering was very help. Brimstone and fire, Right. It was Ezekiel going to the king. There's actually a part, I believe it's in Ezekiel, where Ezekiel speaking to the king and directly calls him like that, Thou art basically, thou art the devil. He looks at the king and says, thou were the anointed cherub who tempted man in Eden. So it's like, in Ezekiel's case, it's like, there's a very wicked rulership over you. You're gonna have to preach hell hot. Right? But in other cases, like Gideon, where he needed to secretly raise up an army, an angel appears before him, and he can't tell it's an angel at first, or. No, he can't tell it's an angel. That's where I think the first mention of be not afraid is. But it's just described as, like, you know, a person figure. And in other cases, like, you have a case with Elijah, you have a case with Isaac where an angel appears in a voice, just like a still, soft voice. And in those cases, the thing that they needed to do was much more subtle, much more personal. Right. So I think it's just the right tool for the right job. If God needs a man to go forward and speak violence and wrath, you have the angel appear as a man mountain that speaks with thunder and fire. And if he needs to secretly raise up an army, if he needs to change what he's doing, it's a voice or a person. I don't necessarily think it has to be just angels are stuck in one form forever. I think it's just the right tool for the right job.
Caleb
I mean, you also have, like, Sodom and Gomorrah, where the first thing, like, the people of the town wanted to them immediately.
Isaiah
Yes.
Caleb
Which is, like, bizarre. It's like, you would think that.
Isaiah
Yeah. So the. In that case, the two angels enter the town as people. Right. And the people attacking just assumed it was two people. Right. They didn't know it was angels.
Caleb
Obviously, the first course of action.
Isaiah
But what were they doing there? It wasn't the brimstone and fire yet. It was the two angels going to Lot's house. That was another. They weren't. The angels were going there to speak to Lot. They were not going there to speak to the people of the town. So to go speak to lot. They appear again as people in a much more neutral, casual form. Then out after that, the fire came. Yeah, but for that initial step, it was the, like, the peaceful. It's the tool for the job, basically.
Brandon
It's like Caleb with the burritos, basically.
Isaiah
Jesus Christ. You remember how the other day I was like, angel side?
Nick
That was the devil side.
Isaiah
Don't put me on that side.
Caleb
We've switched places.
Isaiah
No, ask them a question. I'm not talking to you.
Nick
That was. Guys, thank you so much for coming out. First off.
Caleb
I feel like that's bad to end on that.
Nick
Okay. Find a new topic.
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Caleb
No, no, you're doing great. Are we done with your phone list now?
Nick
No, actually, I do have ghost stuff because I know they're.
Isaiah
Oh, that's. That's her rally.
Nick
Oh, I still have more. If we want, I can go down that road, too.
Isaiah
Keep going.
Brandon
If we wait long enough, Caleb's gonna bring us food.
Nick
You want to talk about ghost stuff?
Eli
Yeah, I'm down.
Isaiah
I don't care.
Chris
Yeah, if you want.
Caleb
I feel bad for keeping you guys.
Eli
But I have so much experience with ghosts.
Chris
We're not doing anything after this.
Caleb
We live here now.
Chris
We can stay here until Sunday if you want. It's Friday.
Nick
48 hour podcast.
Eli
48 hours.
Chris
Let's go right now.
Caleb
In that case, I'm gonna leave.
Isaiah
You're laughing.
Brandon
You notice. You notice the palette of terabyte hard drives?
Nick
Terabytes. We got time.
Caleb
Caleb, I need you now.
Brandon
We're good. I'm good.
Nick
No, the good ghost stuff. I know you guys are you hunted you? Are you a believer? Not a believer. I don't know.
Eli
I want to see if ghosts are real. I want to see them. I don't believe in them at all. He's a ghost. I would. I would. If they showed them. If, like, there was some kind of evidence, I'd be.
Nick
Believe what?
Chris
Isaiah.
Nick
I know. That's why I love this, because it is.
Chris
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. I asked you a question.
Caleb
No, you got to pop some more of that.
Nick
You just asked it.
Isaiah
Ready?
Chris
You asked Isaiah, do you believe in ghosts?
Isaiah
I said I'm not talking to them. I'll talk to you.
Chris
Okay. Do you believe in ghosts? What's your opinion on that?
Isaiah
I don't know if I believe in ghosts. Like, so the Bible says to be absent with the body is to be present with the Lord, Right? And I don't really think there's. There's exceptions to that, at least none that are listed. Now, I do believe in angels and demons, Right. But one of the whole things that happened with Christ's crucifixion was we went from the age of law to the age of grace. So things like angels and demons don't happen as literally on earth anymore. Right. But there's this weird gray area in the Bible where it talks about spirits.
Chris
Yeah, right.
Isaiah
Talks about spirits coming over people a lot. Like, it talks about Saul, that a spirit entered his mind and made him hostile towards David. And it talks about spirits from, like, dark spirits that roam the earth, spirits to stay away from. I don't think it was Jesus, but somewhere in the New Testament it says those who speak strange spirits find them something to that effect. So it's like, okay, well, that sounds something. And then there is one case in the Bible where for a bad reason season the spirit or the soul, the ghost, effectively, of someone who's dead comes back, and that's with Samuel. When Saul. Are you familiar with the story Saul going to the witch?
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
Yeah. So when Saul goes to the witch. I would explain this to you guys. I'm not talking y'all for the rest.
Caleb
When I bring it back up.
Isaiah
Yeah, you're welcome. When Saul.
Nick
Sorry.
Isaiah
Goes to see the. You know, I'll talk to Eli.
Caleb
He's fine me then.
Chris
So he doesn't know about it.
Isaiah
So in the Bible, there's this point when Saul wants to have David killed because he knows David is supposed to take the throne. So Saul gets upset. Thank you, Saul.
Nick
That's the first time you've been thanked.
Isaiah
For leaving the podcast in all 200 episodes. So Saul went David dead because he knows David has the rightful heir to the throne, as God has said. So Saul goes to a witch because Saul is so stuck in his mind that he should be king that he's like, oh, I'm going to go to a witch and summon the spirit of Samuel the prophet. And Samuel was a prophet for God who originally commissioned or anointed Saul to be king. But then Saul messed up. So Samuel moved on to David. But Saul is so stuck in his mind that he's like, no, I'm supposed to be king. Samuel will know that Samuel will agree with me. So he goes to a witch and asks the witch to summon the soul of Samuel, and it says that the spirit of Samuel appears. And I think the line that said it, it says he appears with spirits and says, why hast thou disquieted me? Or something, which is like, who? Why is thou disturbed my slumber? Right.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
And he said, and he basically like lays it out to Saul, the spirit of Samuel does, and says it's this whole thing about like, thou hast basically bit the hand that's fed you. Thou has gone against God. Thy soul and the souls of thy sons will be required. And then the next day on the battlefield, Saul and his sons were killed. So like, so Saul suffered serious damage for it. But that is an example in the Bible of a ghost.
Chris
You right?
Isaiah
Showing up, right?
Chris
It's interesting. It's interesting.
Isaiah
Yeah. Wild.
Chris
Yeah, it's all interesting.
Isaiah
It is.
Chris
I don't know. I. Yeah, for me, I just. I'm just curious. I'm just a curious little guy. It's like him. I mean, he wants to, you know, have that experience or whatever.
Eli
Yeah, I would like to. Like, I don't believe in them, you know, Like, I don't. I don't have faith that ghosts are real. It's not like a thing that I'm. That I'm willing to. To like disregard my experience and like history and books and science and things like that. There are things I'm willing to disregard aspects of. To have faith in those things or believe in those things, but not ghosts. Like, if I saw one, I would believe in it, but it doesn't make my life better to believe in it or worse.
Caleb
Can I call out a nuclear grade non answer on Isaiah's part?
Eli
Sure.
Isaiah
Did you all hear something? Did you hear.
Eli
Yes, a little pitter patter.
Nick
Everyone's shitting on Brandon now.
Caleb
Because, like, you did bring up like a very, like, that was a well explained, I think, biblical answer. But like, with you personally, like, things you've experienced because I think, like, you've been to a lot of, I guess, very haunted places and stuff like that, and you have. You clearly have an interest with it, like creepcast and everything. Is that something that you actually believe in at least to some degree or.
Isaiah
I would love to be convinced, I think. But I do believe in the supernatural. So do I. Yeah. And the afterlife and God and the devil and stuff like that. I firmly believe in the supernatural. I don't think. I believe. Believe in the souls of people still walking the earth.
Caleb
Got it.
Isaiah
Basically. And I don't even necessarily believe that demons or spirits or whatever would present themselves in such a way. Like, it's a cliche line from that. Usual suspects. But the devil, you know, greatest trick, convincing the world he didn't exist. I have no idea why spirits or demons or whatever would show their hand like that. And maybe in individual circumstances. Circumstances like individual people who saw something maybe that is a spirit of ghost or whatever. I don't think there would ever be proof. I don't think that would ever happen. Because like that, if that ever were to happen, that ruins the game, that ruins the, the. What's the word I'm looking for? The.
Caleb
They're. They're accomplishing their end goal in their absence.
Isaiah
Yes, exactly. Yeah. Because you know, I've talked about on the podcast before, but the devil's whole trick is to just make people not trust in God. He doesn't need to win, he just convince God to lose for individuals. Right. Like convincing the world that you prove.
Caleb
The devil then like, well then by.
Isaiah
Cause and effect, like I'm going to church now. Right. That defeats the whole point. So I don't even think they would ever prove themselves in any substantial way again, maybe individually, like, like the Bible talks about possessions and stuff like that and I believe in that to some degree, but I don't believe there'd ever be possessions to the point that it would out them. Right. Or something like.
Chris
That's going to be my next question. If you believe in that specific.
Isaiah
So I believe in possessions at least as mentioned in the New Testament and stuff like that. There's one case of the people, it's while Paul's preaching and I want to say Antioch, I can't remember which church, but it's mentioned in the book of Acts, chapter seven. I think a group of people who have heard of what Paul's doing in casting out spirits go to try to cast out a demon themselves and says they go to the person that is possessed and say they're going to cast him out and says the demon looked up at them in the person and said Jesus I know and Paul I know, but who are you effectively saying that they don't have any power in the spirit?
Caleb
They're nothing says shit my pants in that moment.
Isaiah
It says the person leaped at them and rent their clothes from them and they walked from the house crippled and wounded.
Caleb
Jesus.
Isaiah
Yeah, so. So it's like that's mentioned in the Bible. Right. So that's be real to some degree. But again in the modern age I don't think they would show their hand that way because that defeats the purpose. If people can get possessed and they're evil, then like he loses. Right. It's like, you know, that's bad. We don't want that to happen.
Eli
Yeah.
Isaiah
So I don't.
Nick
I never thought about that. That is like, hey, if we show that, that's why it can't be recorded, because then they. The devil itself is losing. Because then everyone is on board the, like.
Chris
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Isaiah
Okay.
Chris
It's. That's like the. The test. It's like you're. It's either you have faith or you don't have faith based off of Jesus and everything that he did.
Caleb
So that's why I never really understood Satanism in general, where they're like, all right, well, if you read the book, that's why you decided to worship that guy.
Isaiah
Typically, Satanism is like, non. There's loose Luciferian Satanism, which is like the worship of that. But most Satanist stuff, like Anton lavey and all that is like. It's like, he didn't. Yeah, yeah.
Chris
It's almost.
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah. I want to. I want to do what I want. And God's dead.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
And let's have a party. That's what most.
Chris
It's basically like atheism, but like edgy atheist. Edgy atheism. Exactly. It's not like a pentagram on the table and everybody's. But some of.
Caleb
Yeah, sometimes it is. I'm gonna prove you how unimportant this is to me and I'm gonna parody that.
Isaiah
Exactly.
Chris
And that's kind of the way. I mean, you know, if you believe it or not like, that how the devil works, you know, it's convincing you that this is not real. So, yeah, nothing to worry about.
Isaiah
Have fun, enjoy life, and don't worry about what comes afterwards.
Chris
Yeah, there's no repercussions.
Isaiah
I think if possession still works in the earth, like, that's still even part of the ploy. I think it would be people possessed who would never show any signs of it and perhaps put into people put in. Into places of influence for others and would never show any signs of it to anyone. I think that would be the way.
Chris
That's an example.
Caleb
A YouTuber with just over 4 million subscribers.
Brandon
Doesn't. Doesn't the Catholic Church, like, have, like.
Isaiah
That was just like a B tier opinion that came out. What about Catholic Church?
Brandon
I was gonna say don't. Don't Catholic Church have, like. Sorry, I don't know. But they're like, yeah, you wouldn't know.
Isaiah
About 4 million subscribers, would you?
Eli
I don't.
Isaiah
Go ahead.
Caleb
I don't. I'm not bitter.
Isaiah
Wow.
Brandon
Unsubbed family rivalry. Because they have, like, different geographical regions with. I think it's called a diocese. Doesn't each one have like a Designated exorcist that has, like, special training or something.
Eli
Did you grow up Catholic?
Chris
No, Christian.
Eli
Jesus.
Isaiah
Catholic is Christian.
Chris
No, I know, but. But just like, not Catholic.
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris
I got just like your basic Christian.
Isaiah
That was really funny.
Chris
It's either Catholic or just like, I'm not a Baptist or Protestant.
Isaiah
You just grew up broad Christian.
Chris
That's what I meant. Yeah.
Isaiah
Yes, I believe so. I don't know the specifics of it, but if I know.
Eli
Right.
Isaiah
Because I know that the way it's broken up is you have like the Pope and then you have. Have like the cardinals of different regions, and under those are bishops, and then individual church priests, fathers, stuff like that. Somewhere in that chain, there are people trained in exorcism. I don't know if that's like a bishop's position or some priest position. Like, I don't know what role that is in there, but somewhere on that hierarchy. Yeah, there are people trained in.
Chris
Have you seen the Pope's Exorcist?
Isaiah
Have you seen the movie?
Chris
It's actually really fun movie. You should watch it if you haven't seen it.
Caleb
It's on Netflix.
Chris
The Pope's Exorcist with Russell Crowe.
Caleb
No, I've never seen it.
Chris
Did you watch it?
Isaiah
That's good.
Chris
I like it a lot.
Isaiah
It's fun.
Chris
It was really fun.
Nick
Now, what personal experiences, though. Like, you've probably had some.
Chris
Well, the thing is, you don't.
Nick
So you. Have you had any experiences with it? And then. Have you seen her experiences? Because I'm assuming you trust her. You're not. Like, you're a liar?
Eli
Yeah, No, I don't think she's a liar.
Chris
No. Yeah. For me, it's a bold claim.
Eli
She's legit.
Chris
I understand that. It's. It's causation. Like, it's. You put. If you put. If I put my scared self in a situation where I'm in a haunted place, that's scary, and it's dark and any creek or any noise or any flash, like, I'm going, I'm looking for ghosts. So I'm going to think that's a ghost.
Eli
I'm very willing to believe I'm.
Chris
Exactly. And I'm very. I try to be very aware of that in. In those situations. And then there's some situations where, you know, we try to debunk it and we do, like, I'd say, 99% of the time. And then sometimes we just can't. And I don't know what that means. Like, maybe it means that it was nothing. And I would just wasn't able to debunk it or I. I experienced something. So that's just something I'm not. I don't say like a hundred percent. This is this that I'm like. I heard a voice in front of me say something. I don't know what that means. Scared me. It was weird. And we caught it on camera. But I don't, like, I. I don't know. So. So it's very strange, but I'm very aware of, like, if you do put yourself in that situation, if you go hunting for Bigfoot, if then. And you see a psychology play, it's.
Eli
Like a human factor.
Caleb
Like, you hit what you aim at.
Chris
Exactly.
Caleb
If you're going for that, then you're gonna find it.
Chris
Exactly. Yeah. So when it comes to ghost hunting, I think for everyone, that's just what it is.
Nick
When you catch something on camera. Have you shown him and you're like, how do we.
Chris
Like, I haven't sat down and, like, actually gone through stuff with him like that.
Eli
I think he would just be like.
Caleb
If no woman's dying, he doesn't care.
Chris
Yeah, exactly.
Eli
Is this funny or not? Yeah, because if it's not funny, I don't care.
Chris
Yeah. And I'm totally.
Isaiah
Where's the belly?
Caleb
Go.
Chris
I'm the same, though. Like, I would love it, like, love for, like, somebody to just walk out and be like, hey, I'm a ghost. What's up? How's it going? But I haven't had that happen.
Isaiah
I think, like, the whole, like, the gray area of, like, spirits in the Bible, I think maybe some experience that happened, maybe the results of that. I don't know.
Chris
Yeah.
Isaiah
And even if, like, I tell people this, like, for example, I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens are real. Right. Just really? Because, like, Bible doesn't mention them. I don't know how they'd come up. But if aliens turned out to be real tomorrow, that wouldn't. I wouldn't be like, oh, I guess God's not real. It would just be like, okay, I was incorrect in how I framed that.
Caleb
You'd have the warhammer philosophy of, only one of us was made in God's image.
Isaiah
They're about to find out what that means. Yeah, that's what I do. To the geese at the local park near my house too. Oh.
Caleb
Oh, that's a deep cut. I can't remember that one. That came from somewhere.
Isaiah
Yeah. It was a meme that was like, me going to the local park about to let the geese know why I'm the one made in God's image.
Caleb
But xenophobe, I'm not afraid.
Isaiah
I think that if aliens are real, it's like, oh, it's not that God's not real. It's just that I need to readjust my thinking. If tomorrow confident evidence came out that the spirits of the dead could be found, talked, to, still exist, it wouldn't be like, well, I guess heaven and hell's not real and all that. It would just be like, okay, I just need to reframe my understanding of it.
Chris
Yeah, yeah. I'm under the same kind of frame.
Isaiah
Which if anything, that would prove it even further, honestly.
Chris
Yeah. Because of the references you're talking, it's like, oh, that's really interesting.
Caleb
So there's also a lot of really interesting, like, Old Testament stuff where, like, people, I don't know, the way that they phrase certain things, especially older Old Testament stuff, were like, it implies the existence of other magic and things outside of God, which is really interesting. Like sorcery and things like that. Where it's like, there's almost like an understanding, understanding of a supernatural element that doesn't really exist in the New Testament as much.
Isaiah
Yeah. I think, again, I think that comes back to Jesus because the whole thing was like, we had to follow the law.
Chris
Yep.
Isaiah
You had to follow the rule and like the stuff laid out by the prophets. And then Jesus ended all that. Jesus came to earth. He was the final sacrifice, the lamb of God.
Chris
Right, Magic.
Isaiah
Exactly. Yeah. Actually, all that stuff that had to be done physically for you to happen is gone now. Like the temple was rent in half. Yes, yes.
Chris
Because they all failed there. There was already a flood.
Isaiah
Yeah. And then we tried that twice.
Chris
There was miracles happening still. People weren't buying it. And we're like, okay, we're gonna kill Jesus, bring him back to life. Now y'all need to like, just believe there's no more.
Isaiah
There's no more. Like, our sins rely on the high priest.
Chris
Yes.
Isaiah
He is the mediator. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.
Caleb
The meme guard around about Judas is like, dude, even if you didn't believe he was the son of God, you're still clearly with a very high level wizard of some sort. Really, very bad call.
Eli
Really bad call.
Caleb
Yes.
Isaiah
He's like, he's like standing around and watching the cripple God get up. He's like, okay, well, anyone could do that.
Caleb
Two fish, a thousand fish, anybody can miscount.
Chris
Okay, bread.
Isaiah
You're telling me they brought empty Baskets and started handing them out.
Caleb
How many people?
Isaiah
Okay. And no one reached in and realized that there was more Blowfall of a sudden, more bread.
Chris
Easily explainable.
Isaiah
Okay.
Chris
Blood, water, whatever. Wine and water. I missed.
Caleb
Yeah, I hate that. We always have the most intelligent conversation at the end of the podcast.
Nick
Oh, I love it.
Eli
Yeah, it has to hear anybody.
Isaiah
It has to warm up. Yeah, no, they're not here.
Nick
They left 40 minutes ago.
Isaiah
They're dead right now.
Chris
We warmed them up for the intelligent conversations.
Nick
Well, donut too. Do you want to close this out?
Isaiah
Yeah, I'll close this out. Thank you all so much for watching. Appreciate it. Thank you so much to everyone today. Thank you to Eli Doubletap, Nick the flat electrician, my father, who I'm not on speaking terms with at the moment. Caleb Oompaville, game developer Willy Wonka. And call me Chris.
Chris
Oh, wow.
Isaiah
And also known as TikTok. Beautiful boy.
Nick
But where can we find you? And what projects are you guys doing right now?
Eli
Just look up ville. You can find me anywhere. Pretty much. But Black pine is my game. That's coming out hopefully soon. Yeah, Candy's. Yeah.
Nick
Wish list it.
Eli
Yeah, they can wish list if they want.
Nick
Force them. They will listen.
Chris
Just play it. Play it. And if you like it, wish list it.
Eli
Yeah, look at it.
Chris
But they're working on a lot of.
Nick
The audience than we are.
Caleb
He might also be one of the extras on the plane lane. You know, the 10 others.
Nick
Call me Chris and random people.
Isaiah
Yeah.
Eli
Where do we find you?
Chris
Call me Chris or tick tock.
Caleb
And what is the name of your movie? One more time?
Chris
Oh, it's House on Eden.
Caleb
House on Eden.
Chris
House on Eden. Yep. You can check out the trailer on my channel and hopefully it'll come out soon. When is this gonna come out?
Caleb
No, I do okay sometimes. And sometime in the next month or.
Chris
Two, it might be out now. If not, hopefully soon.
Nick
So a 24 hit her up.
Chris
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Eli
Look.
Isaiah
Yes, yes.
Nick
And where do we find you, Mr. W?
Isaiah
Oh, I've already done one of these, like yesterday.
Eli
Sorry.
Isaiah
The rest of us, every time. I mean, I feel bad doing the plug twice. You know what? Appalachian rebuild project.
Caleb
Go check it out.
Isaiah
Yeah, yeah, there you go. I'll shout that out.
Nick
Thank you all so much. Thank you guys so much for coming. I appreciate you all.
Chris
Thank you.
Nick
On that note, kisses.
Isaiah
Sa.
Unsubscribe Podcast Episode 196 Summary: "Ghosts, MrBeast & Angels Vs Demons"
Release Date: January 20, 2025
In Episode 196 of the Unsubscribe Podcast, hosts Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, and The Fat Electrician engage in a lively and multifaceted discussion covering a range of topics from high-profile interviews to creative projects and supernatural beliefs. Featuring guests Oompaville, KallMeKris, and Wendigoon, the episode delves deep into the intersections of digital content creation, game development, filmmaking, and personal philosophies on the supernatural.
Eli Doubletap shares his experience interviewing the renowned YouTuber MrBeast. The discussion emphasizes the spontaneity and high-pressure environment of the interview.
Preparation Challenges: Eli notes the minimal preparation time, stating, "I don't think I would have approached it much differently... it was just a lot" ([09:38]).
Interview Dynamics: Despite the rushed setup, Eli reflects on learning valuable lessons from the feedback received: "Most of the criticism was valid... I would say that that's perfectly valid" ([33:59]).
MrBeast’s Focus: The hosts analyze MrBeast’s intense focus on his controlled environment, commenting, "he has just, just gotten praise, praise, praise... he is just a guy" ([30:14]).
Oompaville (Caleb) discusses the development of Black Pine, a horror-themed video game currently in its demo phase.
Development Challenges: Caleb highlights the complexities of game development, mentioning issues like game-breaking bugs: "there's so many little bugs that you're like, why the would you ever do that" ([67:06]).
Team Collaboration: Eli elaborates on his role as executive producer, coordinating daily meetings and ensuring the game aligns with their vision: "I work as the executive producer... it's a logistical nightmare making a video game" ([65:14]).
User Feedback: Caleb emphasizes the importance of user feedback in refining the game: "getting to see people's feedback... it's really cool" ([43:09]).
The Fat Electrician (Chris) provides updates on his burgeoning candy business, highlighting the launch of new flavors and expansion plans.
New Product Launch: Chris announces the debut of Yellow Snow, a multi-flavored gummy, humorously stating, "it's called yellow snow, but it's all yellow, so" ([53:52]).
Production Scaling: With increasing demand, Chris discusses plans to outsource fulfillment to improve order turnaround: "We're going to outsource our fulfillment soon as well... They're gonna do that" ([55:09]).
Team Effort: The team praises the collective effort in scaling production, with Eli adding, "we can make substantially more of them... the team is all just like, yeah, it's easy now" ([55:41]).
Chris delves into his recent filmmaking endeavors, focusing on the production and upcoming release of his movie, House on Eden.
Production Process: Chris describes the rapid production timeline, shooting and editing the 77-minute feature within two and a half months: "We shot it in seven days... we cut it and shot it in seven days" ([90:28]).
Creative Vision: Emphasizing a balance between organic storytelling and structured scripting, Chris notes, "I just wanted to wear all the hats and just see... how much chaos can you take" ([90:05]).
Distribution Plans: Discussing distribution challenges, Chris contemplates self-distribution versus partnering with platforms like Shudder: "I might just self distribute it... but we'll see" ([93:37]).
Audience Reception: The team expresses enthusiasm for the film's positive reception during tour screenings, with Caleb highlighting audience engagement: "Got really good response... it's going really well" ([88:34]).
The conversation shifts to personal beliefs and experiences with the supernatural, exploring ghosts, angels, and demons from both biblical and contemporary perspectives.
Isaiah’s Perspective: Isaiah shares his belief in the supernatural, referencing biblical accounts where spirits and angels interact with humans: "I firmly believe in the supernatural... spirits to stay away from" ([146:56]).
Eli’s Skepticism: Contrastingly, Eli remains skeptical about ghosts, stating, "I don't believe in them at all... I would believe if I saw one" ([147:38]).
Biblical References: The hosts discuss various biblical stories, such as Saul’s encounter with the spirit of Samuel, to illustrate different manifestations of the supernatural: "He goes to a witch and summon the spirit of Samuel... Tho you have been disquieted" ([145:07]).
Conspiracy Theories: The episode touches on how media representations, like Netflix documentaries, can influence public perception of historical events and figures, blending fact with fiction and fostering conspiracy theories: "the court of public opinion is now completely controlled by Netflix" ([137:41]).
Throughout the episode, the hosts share humorous and relatable stories from their personal lives, fostering a sense of camaraderie and authenticity.
Living in Texas: Chris discusses his recent move to Texas, highlighting the cultural and environmental adjustments, such as the affordability and climate: "Everything's so much cheaper down here... housing just, that's crazy" ([06:56]).
At-Range Shenanigans: Brandon and Caleb recount amusing incidents from live shows and tours, including run-ins with quirky characters and late-night escapades: "We were at IHOP at 4 am... He was making breakfast burritos to not be hungover" ([82:07]).
Ghost Hunting Banter: The group engages in playful debate about ghost hunting, with Eli expressing curiosity but maintaining skepticism, and Isaiah advocating for belief based on spiritual convictions: "I want to see if ghosts are real... I'd be open to it" ([143:24]).
Creative Collaborations: The hosts encourage each other's creative projects, offering support and constructive feedback, showcasing a collaborative and motivating environment: "I feel so motivated... you're just finding new and exciting ways to bring your passion into the fold" ([62:03]).
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts outline their upcoming projects and initiatives, inviting listeners to engage and support their endeavors.
Black Pine’s Wishlist: Eli urges listeners to add Black Pine to their Steam wishlist, emphasizing community feedback and involvement: "If you buy your ticket, it gets you access to both the Gundies" ([01:12])[Note: This seems part of an ad segment and may have been skipped].
House on Eden Release: Chris reiterates the imminent release of House on Eden, encouraging fans to watch the trailer and stay tuned for the final product: "It's coming out hopefully soon. Wish list it" ([62:41]).
Candy Company Expansion: The Fat Electrician emphasizes the ongoing production and introduction of new candy flavors, highlighting the team's resilience and adaptability: "We're able to make substantially more of them. We're getting more machines" ([55:40]).
Final Cheers: The episode concludes with expressions of gratitude and encouragement among the group, reinforcing their supportive network and shared successes: "Thank you all so much for watching. Appreciate it" ([160:19]).
Eli Doubletap: "Most of the criticism I feel like was valid. So when people were criticizing me, I was like, well, there's nothing I can even say to this. Like, you're right." ([33:59])
Chris (The Fat Electrician): "It's the ultimate big kid." ([55:55])
Isaiah: "Have fun, enjoy life, and don't worry about what comes afterwards." ([152:08])
Caleb (Oompaville): "We have a logistical nightmare making a video game." ([65:14])
Episode 196 of the Unsubscribe Podcast offers an engaging blend of professional insights and personal stories, highlighting the hosts' multifaceted lives as content creators, entrepreneurs, and creatives. From dissecting high-profile interviews with YouTube giants like MrBeast to navigating the intricate worlds of game development and filmmaking, the episode underscores the dedication and passion fueling their endeavors. Additionally, the candid exploration of supernatural beliefs and the dynamic group interactions add depth and relatability, making this episode a comprehensive and entertaining listen for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
For more details on the projects discussed, including Black Pine and House on Eden, listeners are encouraged to visit the podcast's official channels and follow the hosts' respective social media platforms.