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You're about to get goofed.
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Slime them.
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John. Six hour Edge record recently.
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Right now. I'm leaking, bro. Bro.
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Look at my.
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Look at yours, dude. Let's make them fight.
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It's called Gayblade.
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I love you. I love you.
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Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon. His hair is f. Donut the dogtoak disposition. And there's a fat electrician.
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Welcome to unsubscribe.
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Hi, everyone, and welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today, as always, by Mr. Eli Doubletap, West Virginia's own Caleb Francis, future congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself, King Trout.
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What's up? Hello. Hi.
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Everyone's here.
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We got like, everyone?
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Yeah, everyone.
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Everyone.
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The whole gang is here.
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Everybody in my phone.
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Unsub crew is back. Regular, actually. The real crew. We just hide it all the time.
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Time to unsubscribe.
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Like, I don't know about this anymore, dude.
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How you been, buddy?
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Good, man. Yeah, Been a little while, you know, just living life, traveling a bunch, filming stupid stuff as always, but it's a blast, so I can never complain. Yeah. Yeah.
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Best job I ever had.
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Absolutely. Yeah. Dream job, if I'm honest. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's pretty.
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Yeah.
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You're looking exceptionally red lately. How's the trend?
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I'm not on trend yet, you say? Yeah, and I'm. I'm very burnt. I was on the hog hunt the last.
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Oh, that's right.
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Yeah. And we were out at the range for like four hours with that technical. Filming some stuff with it, and that was a lot of fun.
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No shit. I was showing your photo to somebody earlier because they were asking like, oh, who's the podcast with today? I showed a picture and they were like, jesus, his biceps are the size of my head.
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Oh, yeah, that's the goal, dude. Yeah. We just want to get to where it just hurts to be alive. I want to get winded. Waking up. I want it to hurt. I've been on my heart. Yeah.
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I want to be really jacked until my heart explodes.
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That's what we're going for. I want to die in my Sleep. Sleep. But no. Yeah, I've been really working on my cardio again a lot the last few months. I ordered one of those, the assault bike. So after. After every like three sets, I do like a really hard minute on that. It sucks a whole lot, but I can. I've been doing it for like a month now and I can already tell a huge difference in how much easier it is. And then like when I'm training with the sandbags and stuff. Yeah, that kills me. I'm like so winded doing that and that's become a lot easier. So it's doing good. Just trying to not actually have my heart explode, at least at this size.
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I kind of like those though. I need to find mine because, like, when I. When I was living like completely alone.
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Yeah.
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I would just put it like in the living room by the TV and just do like one to two minute sprints while I was watching tv.
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Yeah, it's awesome.
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It's loud as fuck.
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Yeah. Like right in your face.
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Anything to remind you you're not doing it.
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Yeah.
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The hardest machine to use.
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Yeah. They compare destroying to like sprints and. And stuff. It literally is the worst. I have the worst leg pump. Every time I get off of it, I'm walking around and it's just like my legs, dude, I hate it. But obviously it works. So.
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Yeah, you turned into a very big boy.
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You're mention. Yeah.
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Have you maxed out yet?
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No, dude, I hardly ever max. I did get.
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That's 400.
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Yeah. I got a couple new sets of dumbbells. I got a 165 set and 175 set. So I can dumbbells. Yeah. Yeah, so I can. I can do the 175s on incline for like sets of three. Now it just. The worst and scariest part is getting them up. Like, it's terrifying. Yeah. I'm like, dude, this is gonna be. This is when I tear something. This is when I'm like, gonna be for a while.
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One is me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You have two. Eli.
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That's like my way.
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You were literally holding me and Eli.
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Oh, yeah. Here we go. Yeah, No, I gotta launch those things, dude. Yeah, like about. Because usually I'm going till failure. Like three to four right now is like really failure. So I'm like, I'm not going anywhere with them. I'm having to drop them.
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How far roughly do you think you could throw one of us?
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Probably a good 15ft. If I like really launch you. Yeah. Is it.
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Is the big sandbag? Is that £200?
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No, I've got a. I've got a 361 and a 421.
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Yeah, he can throw us really far. I've seen him pick that bag up.
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Oh yeah. I like.
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No, you were three times off.
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I looked at it. I'm like, there's zero. What am I gonna lift up? Double my body weight over my shoulder?
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Yeah. So I've been like really working with that. The 360 bag. I can get it up to shoulder pretty well now. But the 400 bag is still. It's because standing up it's like to my belly button. I'm almost not big enough to fully handle that one. So I'm like really trying to figure out technique with it. You're like get it up into your lap and kind of rotate it while it's there and did it.
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So it's like not the weight. It's just awkward. It's.
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It's so big. Like you can't. And like they have like the Coke can method where you stand it up and grab it down low and then just kind of shimmy it up into your lap.
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That way more than my motorcycle.
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Yeah, I can't. I can't hardly do that one. So I'm used to picking them up sideways because I can sit it on my lap easier. But that one's so big that I can't really get a grip on it.
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And this is for the like one man versus 100 kindergarten.
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Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm just turning into a windmill spinning through them. Yes.
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I've been asking him against each other weapons.
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I just caught up on Invincible. So that's all I'm thinking of right now is just you just blowing through.
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I love that show, man.
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I. I stopped after season one and I just watched like two through four.
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Okay, so are you fully caught up? Yeah, I'm caught up. The really good. The friggin scenes with Conquest.
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Conquest.
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That last fight with. With him and Mark and he's just like. He's being. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Dude, that. That was like one of the few scenes from a cartoon that I was like, oh God. Like while it was happening, I was going on way too long like in this place that was.
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I was watching it on a plane actually while we were on our way to Miami. I think I was watching that and I was just making some faces. Yeah, that was gnarly.
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That's when you turn the screen because people are watching.
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They're like, tap the kid across the aisle. You're like, check this out, bro.
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What are you watching? Gay porn? Oh God, she's violent. Yeah, it's awesome.
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That's the one. Papa Meat did the video Meek and you did the video on, right?
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Yeah. Did he? Yeah, he did a video him in Conquest.
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You haven't seen that one?
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No, I did not.
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Dude. Have y' all seen his. One of his latest videos? The Discord mod one?
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Yeah, dude. Where he did like the short film.
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Dude, that was one of the best things I've ever seen a creator make. Like.
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Hello?
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Like the production into that and his whole. All his sets and stuff. Just the whole time I was watching that, I was in a hotel and I like just had it on my phone because I wanted to watch it and I was eating like sushi and I was like. Like the whole time I was like, this is crazy. I was like, this is so cool. And we know this guy and we're friends with him and he's made one of my favorite things like I've ever seen.
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Absurdly high effort and high production.
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He works with Creature kid that makes all the puppets and props and stuff. Dude. And all those sets, they had like just full movie production. It was awesome. Like up Pee Wee's Playhouse and Jim Henson like mixed together. It's. It's so good.
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He goes above and beyond with it. Even with camera. He is very. It's crazy. His tism and his focus on each little thing. Cuz when we nerded out about cameras, I was like, oh, you actually like deep dive into this stuff. He's like, yeah. And then as you're saying the. What was the horror one he just did with the room he built and he had to.
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Oh, I think it was called Papa Me.
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Oh, yeah. With weird body and all the. Yeah, yeah.
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He goes above and beyond and make his stuff and it just meant he just wants to do it because he loves.
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Yeah.
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And then he's like. He just wants to do this. And you're like, dude, that's like. That's the kind of goal for like a lot of creators. I can't imagine being at that point because I.
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Well, I think that's the thing that I envy about it so much is that he. He does it without sponsorships. He does it like. And you can tell, like. And we've been in the business for a while. You can tell there's no way he's not losing money on that. He's just doing it purely out of passion because he wants to make shit like that. Like that's. That's cool to be able to be there.
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Yeah, really impressive. Just like the whole thing was awesome.
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But he's a great dude.
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Yeah. Like just glazing him for a while. Yeah.
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Hunter.
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Yeah, you big old beautiful man. You and Isaiah. Yeah, make fun of Isaiah. I don't know how.
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He's pure of heart.
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Yeah, I don't think you can, Hunter.
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Yeah, you and lips. Yeah.
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Poor Isaiah with those lips.
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I love what Hunter does. His voice too.
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He's like.
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Oh, like he just does the most like feminine southern accent. He's like, I do not sound like that. Yeah, you kind of do, bro.
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Yeah, they're a fun group.
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It's crazy how big they've gotten. Like watching Creep Cast blow up that fast and then just destroy the ranks.
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When I'm. When I'm scrolling through just social media in general, especially TikTok, seeing super viral videos where they're just making a meat canyon reference or using his audio or it's a clip of Creepcast and it's all super viral. Like 3 and 400,000 likes on every single thing. That's just a reference to something they're doing. You're like, oh. Like that's when you know they're huge.
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Apparently they did that really good on Tick Tock. That's what Sav sees a lot.
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That same. I see it all over Tick Tock just like trends and. And audios. Especially from this Discord mob. People using that section where it was what's his name's Dog and it was speaking like Chinese or something when he comes. Yeah, yeah, his dog and he's like, please help. He makes me speak Chinese or whatever. Like I see that and all the time. And then it's the. The Discord market being like what the are you saying? Like all the time I see like memes and stuff of that. It's so crazy.
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Crushing the game.
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Oh yeah.
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Fucking crushing. Do we.
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Oh no. I don't think any of us use TikTok really.
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Yeah, you.
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I think that's how I started out and I haven't touched it in probably like two years.
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I still post on it really, but it's just useless. Every now and then I'll have something do decent on there, but it's been like I stream to it and that's useful, but other than that it does nothing for me.
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Well, they changed the pay structure on me. Like it was. I think it was about two years. It may have been three years ago at this point because I was getting like good money. Like comma money.
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Yeah.
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And then they were like, we've changed our pay structure. And then it was like, we've recently sent you seven cents. Okay, fuck you, Chinese app. I'm never opening you ever again.
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It become pretty decent because I had a video here like a month or two ago that got like a few million views and I made like eight grand from it. Anything that's over a minute now, it can be like a:02 you can make killer money on.
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Which is kind of funny because that, like, goes against. It's the antithesis of what they.
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Yeah, you do. You can put 10 minute videos on there.
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Yeah, they rolled out 10 minute videos and I put it. I put just a shitpost of me reading a book by the fireplace for 10 minutes and I made like 850 off of it. It's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Is the censorship still as bad on TikTok? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Dude, I get in trouble for saying stuff like fart and queef, and I'll be in trouble. Like, I'll notice that I'm in trouble because it'll be like, you got 50 views on this be. I'm like, oh, okay. I said queef. Sorry.
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Like, yeah, yeah, the community guidelines ones are grayed out. Oh, wait, we haven't gotten to the meat yet. Oh, well, maybe they took them down. It used to be like, every one. Yeah, I think they deleted them for sure.
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I tried it like six years ago. Like, I think it was during COVID era when it was first emerging, and I think I posted like five videos and four of them got removed. I'm like, all right, well, fuck this app. Yeah, like, useless because it's for, like, guns. I mean, gunshit was.
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Sure. Yeah, yeah, I can't put any of that. And it pisses me off because I'll see. I guess they just have the regulations and Because I'll see somebody as it's just a pistol at the range or something like that, and those videos will crush. They'll have like millions of views. I'm like, oh, okay, well, that's fine on here. Let me try something that's just like a semi auto. Some. Nope. If it's got like a suppressor or if it's a rifle that you're shooting fast enough for them, you're like, oh, I can't tell if that's full auto or not, that's in trouble immediately. So it's just like a pistol or like a revolver or some old. I think you can get away with it.
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I just don't want to build my entire, you know, platform off of you know, having to deal with the censorship of President Winnie the Pooh.
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Sure. Yeah.
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My favorite.
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Yeah. Ridiculous. But, you know, whatever. Yeah.
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Gun content.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Crush your soul really quickly.
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Sure, yeah. How was.
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So hog hunting. Did you just go out for a
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couple of days and just.
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Yeah, I was up there for a few days with firearms Direct Club and at that big ranch. Oh, yeah, we were supposed to.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It was a lot of fun.
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We had a bunch of other stuff.
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Yeah, I was out of town unfortunately. But no, I mean, it looked like a really good time. I wanted to go because. Yeah, it looked like it because it was what, in like McAllen?
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Yeah, San Angelo, San Antonio. It was beautiful ranch. They've got like 9, 000 acres. I went there turkey hunting and I got on one turkey the first day, blasted him and he flopped around and then flew off over this group of trees. And then we never found him. So I was like, well, that was probably my one shot. And then we. We sat in a blind three more times the days I was there and didn't see like a hundred hens and a crapload of dough. So I didn't get any turkey. But I got this like. I killed a big ass rattlesnake that was like. We were just cruising around looking for turkey and one was going like right under air, side by side and he's like, yes, kill that. And I was awesome. Fucking blew it away, took its tail. I came out here to kill. Killed a handful of jackrabbits just because. Honestly, it was just to like, I want to see if this thermal's on. I was like, I'm not going to shoot it since I've been here. I was like, I want to see if it's accurate.
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I need to check.
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I need to see.
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It's a glowing red.
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Yeah. So I fucking smoked this jackrabbit.
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Normally people like take a blowtorch to a little steel target and you're like, nah, give me something that's alive.
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I need something moving.
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Check and make sure Caleb's not confessing to any crimes.
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No. Yeah. No. Yeah. It was all like. Before I killed anything, I was like, is this okay? And they're like, yeah, so yeah. Did that the jack bomb proof. Yeah.
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My friends are obviously Lord.
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Yeah. But yeah, we got to do the helicopter hog hunt. And that was.
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Glad I didn't go out.
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Dude, you guys know that Cord is loud guy. Have you seen him? He'd probably be a fun one to have on Yalls show at some point. His name is Cord. Is loud. He dresses as like a British soldier and does a lot of gun content. He just completely sawed off a Mosin Nagat and made it like short barrel. Cut the stock off, it's like this long.
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Oh, like the Obrez.
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Yeah.
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And made a Tarkov gun.
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Uh huh. That's literally what it was like.
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How do you spell it?
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Cord is long. Cord is loud.
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Court is lord.
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C O R D is loud, baby.
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Leaving money on the table.
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Customers only. Zool chord is long. Yeah, Sorry.
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But yeah, he's got some pretty fun content. Yeah, he dresses up as like British soldier and they just blow stuff up. They blow up like a lot of like red coats and things. It's like, it's funny.
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He's.
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He's gonna be really popular. His pages are blowing up quick. So in his whole group, they were rowdy. They were like just going nuts the whole time.
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Just looking at a picture of him, I'm like, I can tell this.
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He's like 24 or 25, so he's like young as and blowing up. So yeah, he was fun. Nolan Attack. It were there, Ronnie was there. So it was a good group. Yeah, they cooked for us every day and I got to do that. I finally got to do a Helicopter hog hunt. But I was like, fifth group up. They'd already killed like 100 and some hogs and like, shit. Like, we're probably getting low and it's already like 1pm they're gonna be freaking bedded down. Now we go out, find two hogs, I smoke both of them. And then we get on some coyotes. We chase one for a while that was like sick because it was running full speed and. And this, the female pilot was like gnarly. She was so badass and she's like whipping around. We're chasing this coyote sideways, he'll go into some bushes, I'll shoot into him, he'll run out the other way. We're chasing him.
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Is it the one you said that had like serious, man.
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So that was the first one.
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Oh.
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And then we're done and we're like, well, okay, let's head back. On the way back, I see this like, gross looking, like it just looked like a weird pig. And I was like, something's in these trees below. She's like, okay, well, whips around, gets real low to kind of like scare it out. Comes out and she goes, oh God. And she's like, she's like, that's what people call a chupacabra. And it was just this completely hairless coyote like mange to hell, like lumpy skin, just like giant rat looking thing. I friggin smoked it and it was really gruesome. I'm excited to get that footage back from that GoPro and see it because like those hollow points were exploding that guy. It was really gross, dude. That, yeah, literally, like that's. It was.
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No shit.
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That's a chupacabra.
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Like that's a coyote. Yeah, it's got mange.
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Yeah, that's literally. That's what it looked like. Yeah.
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Seriously, the fastest way to kill them is belly shots.
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Yeah, definitely do if you don't know what anything is. Back in the day, I bought like an old Mexican demon.
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Yeah.
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What the is that thing?
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To this day I would probably think that's a fucking chupacabra.
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Yeah. But so, yeah, I finished that off
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and especially if it's like aggressive and just attacking your animals and it's like, what the.
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Is that a monster? But yeah, it was, it was a freaking blast up there. So yeah. Yeah. And they're close and he does hunts and stuff year round. He's like, dude, he's like, you ever want to come up for stuff? He's like, just hit me up. He's like, we do deer Hunts and turkey hunts and stuff, like year round. And he's like. I was like, cool.
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So I need to do one like just a. Because we haven't either a back pack. You won't bring the scar 20 this time.
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No, no, that was a. That was a one time experience and it was still a lot of fun.
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Yeah.
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I distinctly remember doing it again.
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Cody showed me what he was bringing and he hands it to me and I'm like, oh, this is nice. It's light. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I went over to your house afterwards and you're like, here's what I'm bringing on that hunt.
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Oh, God.
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It's really fucking heavy. But I'm excited to shoot it.
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I got my cardio.
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Yeah, no doubt.
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I told that. I was like, why. Why would you doing a couple.
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Couple miles a day in the mountains of fucking Utah? That was. That was a. That was a choice.
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Yeah.
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Iraq. That's when we started removing parts from the gun. We're like, these are heavy.
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Don't really need this.
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Dust cover selector.
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Bare bones, dude. Yeah, good.
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And then what Outside of that, you still have your podcast and your others. Are you still doing a whole bunch of skit comedy?
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Yeah, doing a lot of skit stuff, dude. I stepped into the acting world recently. Haven't got to talk about that much. So I was in another Bill Murray Faces. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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You haven't talked. Yeah. So that I got to be in another Bill Murray music video down in Florida. That was with a data. Remember? And Bill.
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Bill Murray music video.
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Yeah, yeah. No, the band is called Bill Murray B I L M U R I Dude. If you. If you're. If you like metal and of any sort. He used to be in a band called Attack Attack, but over the last few years they've become probably my favorite band currently. I mean, it's like country metal, like mixed together. It's. It's awesome. Their. Their shows rule. They've got a girl named Gabby that plays saxophone in it and she shreds on it. It's. It's awesome.
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I'm a sucker for saxophone, dude.
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So definitely. Check it out. Their new album just dropped. It's called Kind of Hard, but I got to be in a music video with them and the lead singer from A Day to Remember. And it was just like I was in their one music video for More Than Hate. And it's like we were in the woods and it was like a Sasquatch type video, like how to Catch the Hogman and. And I'm like the leader of this Cryptid Hunter group. And I'm like, all right, like, we're out here and we're like tracking him and shit. We did like a whole video prior to the music video and then like clips of it made it in. So that was awesome already. But then they invited me back for another one and he's like, yeah, it's with the Dead, remember? I was like, oh, fuck yeah. I was like, awesome. So that was one of my favorite bands through like high school and college. But he's like, yeah, he's like, we want you to have a bigger part in this. So it's a backyard night fight where John from Bill Murray and then Jeremy from A Day to Remember, they're dressed as knights and it's like a great group of just like random fans like, cheering them on. And they're just doing like a night fight in the backyard. And they had the actual two, you know, they have that night fighting league. They had the actual two guys from it that are like ranked number one in the world right now. It's like catching. It's starting to get popular. They're trying to get like ufc, like Dana White to buy it or something because, dude, they beat the out of each other. It is awesome. They're flipping each other. They've got like a 10 foot long ax that they like swing and do like crazy moves with and bash each other's faces. Faces.
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They hit steel. Like, no ringing. It's not like they got armor on. It's still a hammer hitting your head sideways.
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That's the thing that, like, I think that's probably where Dana's going to call it on liability. Like.
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But dude, he was giving us the rundown. He's like, yeah, like, a lot of them wear like almost too much armor and then they can't move well. He's like, but it's like, if you don't have those like graves and stuff that cover the back of your legs. He's like, if you get into like a grapple with somebody, he's like, they'll take their ax, whatever. He's like. And they'll start bashing the back of your legs. Because I know that's like weak spots. He's like, dude, he's like, you're fucked up. After, like, I was like, what the hell? But they were awesome. So they played the real guys fighting and then it was like John and Jeremy like, you know, singing their lyrics while they pretended to fight. But I'm the host of the whole event, so it like Starts on me and I'm a welcome back to the Bill Murray. It's called the bbl, the Bill Murray Battle League. And I'm just like, you know, gassing up Jeremy and I'm talking shit about John. I'm like, he just came off like a terrible loss at the, like, Louisiana corn dog chugging contest, like some goofy shit. But it was fun as hell. And that video did really well. And it led to an agency in LA seeing it and they were like, hey, dude, like, we've watched your videos, you know, for years and like, we all are, like, a fan of you. Like, you should do more acting. And I was like, that's always been the goal. I just don't know that world. Like, I kind of figured I'd have to be in LA or New York or something, going to auditions. And he's like, well, it used to be like that, but after Covid, it's all mostly through like, zoom meetings and shit now.
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Most people don't even need to go to Bohemian Grove anymore.
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Yeah, thank God. But he's like, yeah. He's like, dude. He's like, I already have like a handful of things I would love to send you in on. He's like, if you're down to it, he's like, we'll just do like a handshake deal, like three months. He's like, I'll represent you, trying to get you some parts and if you like it, we'll keep going. I was like, dude, I'm in. He sent me, I made all my profiles and all these like, Actors Guild pages and stuff. Got like, did some new headshots, got those on there. He had me an audition. He sent me three. And there was one. I was like, yes, I want to audition for that. And I play like a Harley rider. And there is like, we need like, someone who can look scary but is also lovable. He's like. He's like, this is you, dude. And I was like, okay. And he's like, you're a Harley rider. He's like, and there's going to be like a grandma on the back feeding you sandwiches.
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And I was like, what is this part for?
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I can't.
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I can't, like,
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I can't like, go into, like, huge details, but it's like, it's for a deli meat company.
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And it was cool because like when they told me, I was like, oh. I was like, dude. I was like, that was. I used to eat that growing up. I was like, that was the deli meat that we had in West Virginia. And I was like, what are they? Like, they're doing like a comeback now. They've got like premium meats and stuff now. So I was like, cool. And. But we. I got the part. I did my audition. It was like me and six other dudes in there and it was like live Zoom call. I was like, man, I did the part. You had to like pretend I'm riding her home.
C
So I was like,
A
I was like making the sound effects and stuff and I had to pretend like I'm eating a sandwich and like kind of like I'm like angry but then after eating sandwiches like, oh. And I'm like, just like a little smirk. Got the part. We filmed that like we were filming for like 12 hours that day. Dude, it was awesome. But it'll be, it's an international commercial. It'll be on every streaming platform. They said they'll have it all over social media. So. And they were like showing me clips of it. You know, it's a, it's a fucking badass Harley that's attached to a trailer and I'm fucking strapped down to it, dude. You've got like a dude version of a G string on that's like to. To keep you attached to the bike.
B
Okay. I was really glad that wasn't the costume.
A
It was, it was awful. I was in like full leathers and like a, A jean jacket over top of it and helmet and stuff. For like I said on that bike for like six hours, dude. On this back road and like, oh, just hot as outside of Austin, dude. It was, it was really. And I had to like, we had, we filmed that scene. Cuz this was like a tiny old lady. She's like 80 something. She's been acting for years. Tiny old lady sitting behind me. Can't even see her from in front. She has to reach around me and feed me a sandwich while I'm driving, so.
B
And are you actually driving? I figured they probably trailer.
A
It's on a trailer. Yeah, yeah.
C
Brandon missed the first half of that previous season.
B
I was still stuck on for a minute. I thought it was the like you were talking about legitimately, like, that was your costume, like, as a male, whatever.
A
I'm like, but no. Yeah, they had a strap to his trailer and stuff. Because when they first said they're like, do you have your motorcycle license? I was like, well, I was like, I have like my learners and stuff. I can go grab my license real quick if you need, like, just to be safe. I was like, all right. And my mind, I'm like, there's no way they have me riding around with this 80 year old grandma on the back. So, you know, did a day class and got my license and shit just to be prepped for it. We get there, it's on a trailer. I was like, smart, but she's so small. She can't like really see to reach around me. And so we did like 50 takes and they have like people there making. This was like the biggest production I've been on. There was like 80 people that were just doing different stuff, like all day, like just sandwich shots. A group of people that were the sandwich artists, like people like follow me around with an umbrella and like a fan and stuff. And I was like, wow, isn't it? Yeah.
D
You're not allowed to touch anything on real sets. You can't like, I can't move a light.
A
Yeah. It was just like me being catered to the hood. I was like, oh, this is a lot.
B
But you're like, I don't need an umbrella guy. That's literally.
A
I was like, hey. I was like, you don't got.
B
Now that guy can't make rent this.
A
Yeah, yeah. And she, it was a girl. She was like. She's like, no, she's like, make sure you don't get too hot. So like, what little bit of makeup I have on, it doesn't like run. I'm like, okay. But yeah, she. She couldn't hardly see me, so. So many shots, she's just jamming the sandwich in my face and like, and the sandwiches have been out all day. They had to toast the bread so that it would like hold together in the wind. So it's like hard bread and she's jamming it into my, like, eye, like my face. Or she brings it around, she fucks up a few times and she doesn't come as far. So I'm like reaching to bite it and stuff. And it's just like, not natural. So we did that shot like 50 fucking times. And it got to the point where I like, I'm biting and I'm like biting my own lip trying to like, reach and get it. So I'm like, fuck. And now I'm like, my lip is fucked up. We finally get it and, you know, film a bunch of other little shots. But it was super cool. And he's like, yeah, man. He's like, once I get you a handful more of these auditions, he's like, you don't even have to be ones that you want to do. He's like, we just need a little deck of auditions you've done. He's like, I can start sending you in on the stuff I really want to send you in on, which is like, movies and TV shows. He's like, there's some new season of Sons of Anarchy or a spin off or some something like that that's coming out. He's like, I want to send you in on that. He's like, so? He's like, it's not available to audition for yet. He's like, so we got some time to get you a handful more things. He's like, but I want to send you in on that. He's like, because I think that I was like, dude, that'd be nuts.
D
Is that okay to say right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Because. Yeah, because I don't want you. Yeah, there's a lot of people that are like, you know, going to be audio auditioning for and stuff. And, like, who knows if they'll even have, like, open auditions? But yeah, it was just like, cool stuff like that that they want to send me for. And I was like, yes. So anything that I can, like, pretend to be a badass in or something funny, I'm like, I'm all for it. Like, send it to me. If it's something I'm interested in, we'll go.
B
I will say, literally every part of that seems like it was custom tailored for you.
A
Yes. When he's like, yeah. He's like, you'll play a Harley Rider eating sandwiches. I'm like, yes. I'm like, absolutely.
B
In a quasi, badass, quasi funny role.
A
Yeah. I was like, yes, I want that. So that was super cool. They said that commercial should be out like later this year, but yeah, really pumped to see it.
D
And sag, Was it under sag?
A
No, because I gotta have like a handful of.
D
You have to get sag. Yeah, that's the hard part with sag.
A
I'm non union. Yeah, I'm non union right now. Good. But yeah, yeah, exactly. He's like, you don't want to be a part of this yet.
B
That's a really good History with unions.
A
Yeah. So, yeah, that was super cool. So stepping into that world and trying to get into more like legit acting and stuff. So, yeah, we'll see where that goes.
C
That's awesome.
A
Yeah, it was fun as hell.
B
I figure with a lot of the, like, the subsidies and, you know, tax breaks and shit for the state of Texas now there's probably a lot more acting roles coming.
A
There is. And that's. He's like, yeah. He's like, and this is in Texas. He's like, this is like an hour and a half for me. Is like, oh, fuck yeah. But it's all LA based and stuff. He's like, so you'll probably have to come to LA for some of these. And I was like, yeah, whatever. I was like, I get it. I was like, that's where a lot of shit's filmed.
C
But four hour flight, sure.
A
Yeah, easy. But yeah, dude, super pumped to see where that goes. And especially once the commercial comes out and like, it starts getting momentum and people like, oh, that's Caleb. Yeah, like so. Yeah. And the way they're, they're like, dude, this is gonna be everywhere. He's like, they're really pushing this. Like, they want this. It's international. Every social media, every streaming platform, it'll be an ad.
B
Especially with your platform, you can push it and organically get them like double what they would have.
A
That was part of the deal. Yeah, like, because they had the original deal. And then they're hitting me with another. Like, hey, like, if we want to like collab with you on your pages, like, I'm like, cool, here's the numbers for that. And they're like, cool, we'll get back to you. But I think that could have totally played in.
C
I'll be the fucking sandwich guy.
A
Yeah.
D
Oh, that makes a huge difference.
A
I was like, I was like, I wonder if me having a following already, like, like leaned into me getting that part. He was like, oh, yeah. He's like, because you've already done so much of this, like acting like you're this role is. He's like, you've done so much similar stuff to that already and you have a presence online. He's like, they wanted that as a cool.
B
So you basically have a sizzle reel with a billion views.
A
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, it was, it was really cool, man. I was super pumped. Just like got me, like, kind of excited. I'm like, oh, shit. Like we're stepping into this stuff like I've always wanted to do now.
B
So if you had like A dream role for what you wanted to do, like Hollywood type shit, like movies, TV shows. What kind of. What kind of thing would you want to do?
A
Did I would love to be in some kind of comedy series that was like always sunny or like workaholics or something like that? Like in some kind of like just up humor comedy series. Like, that is the ultimate goal. But when I was talking to him, he's like, dude, he's like, you know how it is out here in la. He's like, all the dudes are like green shake drinking.
B
I was gonna.
C
I was literally gonna interrupt you.
B
It's like, gay.
A
Yeah. Brandon, what shirt are you wearing?
B
Well, I'm glad you asked, Eli. I'm wearing my poncho shirt.
D
It's not what a poncho looks like. It looks lightweight and breathable.
B
It is lightweight and breathable. It's also fantastic for summer because, like said, it does breathe. It's very lightweight. And it's also offers SPF protection.
D
You mean upf?
B
That's what I said.
D
Oh, okay. Bad hearing.
B
Legitimately on the campaign trail, these ponchos were basically my everyday attire. It's just the perfect mix between looking professional, feeling good, and just being fairly casual.
D
Is that the. The western style? I'm just guessing because the person pearls.
B
It is. Once you go pearl snap, you never go back.
D
The best promo for this. They weren't our sponsor. The guys and all of us wore them before.
B
Oh, we sought them out as a sponsor. We were already in love with the shirts and we were asking them, money, please.
D
That's the best sell pitch.
B
It's the best endorsement I can give.
D
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D
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A
He was like. He was like. He's like, you're what we call. And it's gonna sound like I'm pulling like my own dick right here. He's like, you're what we call a type s actor. He's like, you're like, big, scary looking dude. He's like, but you have all these things that you've played that are so broad and different. He's like, you can play about anything. Because some of the auditions he sent me, I was like, dude, I was like, I would never play this. It was like one of them was like a dad in a family. Where we're like. It was like, for, like, a gas company or something. He's like, we go to the grocery store or the mall so we can pick out new clothes because my wife doesn't want to spend money on. On a gas company to heat our house, so she wants to just buy a bunch of winter jackets for the kids. I was like, dude. I was like, look at me. I was like, am I gonna be a dad? He's like, now, honey, did you find anything that fits? Okay, let's call the gas company. Then like. I was like, come on, man. Give me. He's like, yeah. He's like, I just figured out I'd send you, like, some random shit to see if you were interested in doing it. I was like, nah. I was like, it needs to be on brand.
B
It would be very funny to see you fill that role with, like, you and I, like, a tight turtleneck sweater.
A
I was like, look at me, man. I was like, how am I ever going to be, like, a suburban dad with tattoos?
C
The everyman?
A
He's like, yeah. He's like, I just figured it'd be fun. But yeah, dude, I'm really pumped to see where this goes and what it leads to, because you can't believe that. Yeah.
D
Just picture a little shot. It's like a heartwarming shot. Little kid's hand. You go to cover their hand.
C
Yeah.
A
Oh,
B
I'd like to see you, like, play the Scandian Scandinavian, like, shop owner from Frozen when they do that in live action.
A
Yeah, dude, I've been. Yeah. I've been compared to that guy so many times.
C
Oh, yeah.
A
Yeah. So that. That would be fun, but, dude. Yeah.
B
Got to get you on that Disney train.
A
Yeah. He was. He was like, basically, he's like, you're, like, in it, you know, obviously less fit version. He's like, you're basically like the Rock and, like, John Cena. He's like. And these people are. He's like, they're like, big, scary looking. He's like, but they play so many comedy roles that it, like, you know, works well because it's, like, a scary factor. But you're hilarious. And I was like, awesome. I was like, yeah. I was like, if I can get some similar roles to, like, a lower version of, like, the Rock or John Cena. Yes. Send that my way.
B
Fast and furious 37.
A
It's me. I'm the new Rock. They're already dead now. Yeah. But, yeah. Yeah, I'm really pumped to see where it goes.
B
Yeah, man, that's awesome.
A
Yeah.
D
Yeah, we got. Brandon, you've been dealing with a whole bunch of. It's hard to explain what you do now because it's like meetings, travel, and then getting ready for November.
A
Yeah, right.
B
Time recording, I think 178 days.
A
Oh, yeah. But who's counting?
B
Who's counting? It's not a stressor in my life at all.
A
Not at all.
D
You just get to do a whole bunch of meetings or town halls.
B
Yeah, town halls. We're doing like summits and things, which like actually I just found out today we apparently successfully killed the. The wall in the Big Bend border sector, which is like a huge thing for us. Like, that's a massive thing in that area, like Brewster county and stuff. Trying to make sure they don't build the. The wall section because it's unnecessary, it's super expensive and it like ruins a lot of ecological and tourist kind of stuff in Big Bend.
A
Okay. Yeah.
B
In the national park.
A
Okay. Yeah.
B
Plus you're like building a, like a 30 foot wall on top of a 90 foot granite cliff.
A
Oh.
B
So like, it just doesn't make any fucking sense. But they just announced today that the administration's no longer seeking that. So that's something we've worked. I had meetings with dhs, I had meetings with the White House. We've been pushing really hard for that, so.
A
Oh yeah.
B
But it's weird because I'll do that and then I'll make dick jokes on the podcast a day later. And then I've got my own gun.
A
Shit. Yeah.
B
And then we're going doing like F1 shit. Like it's like all over the fucking map. People like, what do you do for a living? I'm like, how much time you got?
A
Yeah, let's start a list.
D
I own businesses.
C
Yeah.
D
F1 was a completely different level.
B
Like, that was wild. That's where you realize like certain levels of wealth like that, like whether it's going to like Palm beach or like Miami, you realize, oh, there's fucking levels to this shit.
A
Yeah.
B
These people could spend my net worth on a whim and not miss it.
A
Yeah.
D
It is complete. It is the levels. I think you brought that up. And I was like, yeah, this is the best way to determine that because you get to see even from like Saturday's qualification. And that was beautiful. And we were amazing on cloud nine. Like, yo, this is great. Jesus, those Porsche cup cars are way too loud.
B
Oh my God, why the are they so loud? We were warned in advance the Porsches would be loud as fuck. I was not prepared Like I shoot guns for a living.
A
Sure. And it was ridiculous.
B
That was unfortunate.
D
That's the only time we'd like close it and everyone just shut up. When they were driving by, you're just
A
like, oh, time to shut up for a minute.
D
Formula one cars loud. Not near that level. It was just fucking ear piercing. I'm surprised glass doesn't break from those.
A
Yeah.
B
Cuz like F1 when they're going by like row. It doesn't hurt my ears but like,
D
dude, it was bad.
C
Like tractor pull loud.
D
I would rather but 40 of them down the line.
C
Oh, that's loud as fuck.
B
Yeah, I'm unironically. If we're talking about without ear pro, I would rather listen to somebody rattle off a full magazine from an unsuppressed AR15 at like 40ft.
C
Is the Porsche cup, you said?
D
Yeah, Porsche GT3 Cup.
B
I feel like that's quieter.
A
Yeah.
D
Oh yeah, it was. Because everyone when we were showing up, they're like, oh, the Porsche is so loud. That's weird. McLaren's hit the track. They're like Formula 2 are on the track. Formula 1 and the Porsche cars come rolling out. There's like 40 of these and then the first one, idol, they're just doing like their outpacing lap. So it's like cruising by. It's like, oh God. They go through and then gun it. And you just hear, nah, I googled it.
C
And they copped out. It just says exceeds a hundred decibels. Yeah, so does the lawnmower off.
D
But then it was just, I mean, really cool experience seeing all of that. And then how. Team Cadillac, first American manufacturer in a formula series. And then on top of that, it was their first race in the United States. So they went.
B
So yeah, first fully American F1 team racing in the United States for the first time ever on America's 250th birthday.
C
And they came in first.
B
No, they did not. But they finished.
A
Hey, they finished. One of their cars did, right? Yeah. No, we only need one of the both.
C
I think only one did.
D
I think Checo got knocked out. What happened? Engine problems. And then Botez is the one that finished. He gained like five positions.
A
Damn.
C
I believe everything shifted at the end because everybody got penalized. Well, a lot of people did.
D
It was a good ass race. Like that was a great fucking race. Verstappen spun it and turned first like on it.
B
First lap.
C
Well, he changed his tires like super early, didn't he?
D
Yeah, after that. So that's one thing we were just he got second place on pole. He didn't make pole. He was in second place on qual. And then lap turn two, he spun it. So the second you spin those cars, your tires are fucked. Like, now you have a bald spot.
C
Does he started on mediums or softs?
D
I want to say they all started
B
on softs because everybody was anticipating rain the whole race. Yes. Because he switched to.
C
He switched to hard, I think.
D
Yeah. And that lasted. That's why at the end, he started falling off. Because that early tire change, they're like,
A
oh, we'll just hold off. We'll hold off.
D
Hopefully it rains and then we can switch to reigns and we'll run the
C
rest of the race.
D
Did not happen. So that's how they were catching up.
B
This entire experience was like me getting to witness Eli's racism like a fucking zoo animal.
D
It was.
B
It was kind of. It was fun. Like, I was just excited. He was excited. I'm like, this is neat.
D
My friends having fun and everyone was just asking me questions like, what's this? And I was like, dude, Versappen is doing great. And then I'm like, okay, purple. Purple. Okay, they're good. Kimmy. He's the one that got first or pull. And he cooked that last lap, but it was a blast. And then they're walking through the Cadillac paddock, actual paddock, and like a no camera. You can't film anything. And they're showing us the gearbox. So much carbon fiber.
A
Oh, yeah.
D
Just pure car.
B
Because they're worried about the team espionage. Like, you can't. Like, it's very restricted. And I made that joke because, like, we're getting, like, toured through and everything. And I joke with the girl that's like, giving us the tour. I'm like, so you're telling me that if I, like, pulled up my phone and took a picture of some of the shit, I could sell that for, like, a lot of money, right? And she's like, yeah, don't.
D
Way more than you think. I think, like, oh, yeah.
C
That was probably hundreds of thousands of dollars.
A
Yeah.
B
I missed out, man.
A
Yeah.
B
Cuz I could have gone to prison. Fuck, that would have been awesome.
C
A little corporate espionage. That's one of the fun prisons where you play tennis.
B
It was probably.
D
I call it family vacation.
B
They're gone.
A
15 love.
B
You get to go to one of those Jordan Belfort prisons. Not the wire.
A
Yeah. How much are each of these cars usually worth? Like, it's like millions, right? Like, just to build one.
D
40 million.
A
Yeah. Like, yeah.
D
I knew it.
A
Was like an absurd amount.
C
What was Cadillac's. They had to pay that fee because they were taking away from the other team's advertisers. What is it called?
D
The entry. So all. So they capped it at 400 million for the year.
A
400 million?
C
Yeah.
D
Yeah. And then each manufacturer has to put in a percentage to cover that for Formula one. And they had the lower model, which pissed teams off. But we didn't know this. That Cadillac now has an unlimited budget for this year to. For development.
B
Because it's their first year, I think.
D
Yeah.
B
Which is. I. I'm sure they're going to take advantage of that.
A
Jesus.
D
Dumping. Dumping cash into it. Because now they're building two engine platforms at the exact same time. Because right now they don't know the regulations for 2029. So they're just building two motors. So like we're building our own motor. We just don't know which one we get a roll with. So we're dumping money into both. And then it just like is kind
A
of hard to fathom. Like, how is a car $40 million to build?
B
I imagine a lot of it's the engineering.
A
That's the only thing I can think of is just coming up with the. The like. That's insane.
B
I imagine it's like it's. It's fairly cheap compared to that.
A
Yeah.
B
To actually build it out. But to figure out. To go through 18 different iterations of each part to figure out how you want to build it.
A
Building it and trying it out. And they're like, no, let's modify it.
C
Y. Like a 747 is like a mass produced plane and it costs, you know what, $20 million to make a fucking 747.
A
Yeah.
C
But to come up with the first 747.
A
Yeah.
C
A few hundred million dollars each.
D
Two years too.
A
Yeah.
D
Like, by the way, you have to have the arrow on how those little. Just the ducks and everything ran.
A
Oh yeah.
D
Every little shifts. Carbon fiber and they make that because the wind tunnel says so. But even the brakes, how they captured that air was.
A
Oh yeah. Just the engineering alone.
B
I mean, it's like the AK50. If I wanted to build five more, I don't know what it would cost, but it would cost significantly less than
C
what I invested in the first.
A
Yeah.
D
I just. We walk in and then you text me where. He's like, is that Terry Crews? Like, yeah.
A
Terry Crews just casually handle this shit.
B
No, he's chill as hell.
A
Yeah.
D
Tommy Hilfiger. We thought he was dead. All of us.
A
Oh, yeah.
C
He's like.
D
He's only like in his 60s.
C
I didn't know.
B
I thought it was one of those Sears kind of brand. It's like John C. Sears probably died in 72.
D
I didn't know Tommy Hilfiger. Whatever would be here was there and still alive.
A
That's fun.
D
Like, what the fuck? But it was. It was a fucking awesome experience.
A
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B
Figure if I know your name brand when I'm like 7 years old, you're probably not alive at 30.
A
Absolutely.
D
Yes.
C
There's no. A 35 year old could start a clothing brand in the late 90s. Brandon, come on.
B
It's a rule of thumb. That usually works.
A
Yeah, yeah. That's like. I went to that little event in North Carolina and got to hang out with Rob Schneider for the day. Oh, yeah, that's fun. It's cool. Yeah. He was so chill, dude. It was so funny. And he. He just, like, so many people would come up to him that were like, fans, like younger people and stuff, and he'd be signing things and he'd just be like, like giving out some of his, like, you know, one liners from his movies while he was signing their stuff. He'd be like, you can do it. And like. And then be like, it's me, Jessica. Like, while he was. I was like. I was like, that's cool. He's like, playing into his parts. I was like, that's fun.
B
He was really chill. He was at CPAC this year.
A
Oh, hell yeah.
B
Yeah, he just got to see him, like, walk around, like, work the crowd.
A
Yeah, it was cool, man. Yeah, he was like, short, dude. Yeah. We were hanging out and I don't think.
B
I think he's shorter. Like, significantly shorter.
A
Yeah, he wore a hat and he had it like this. So it like, tricked you into thinking he was like, a little.
C
Yeah, he's nearly 5 4.
A
Yeah.
D
Yeah, he definitely wears cowboy boots.
A
Yeah, but dude, yeah, he was cool.
B
I think he's 5 3.
A
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
C
Nearly 5 4.
A
Yeah.
D
Yeah. Eye level. I just like when people, we do it, they're like, you're taller than I thought. I'm like, thank you.
A
Yeah.
C
I'll tell you that you're taller than.
D
Because everyone thinks I'm like five foot. Because it's been a running joke. I'm like four foot. Five foot. So like. Oh, man, everyone. I thought you were like five one. Yeah, good.
A
Yeah.
C
I also get the. You're taller than I thought, but it's because I record everything at eye level.
A
Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
C
If I held it at like 5:10.
B
The problem is your eye level when you pan around shows the top of the fridge.
C
Y' all fridges are dusty.
A
But no, I think he's got a podcast coming out and got hooked up with his manager. So I think we're gonna have him down here before too long.
D
That'd be fun.
A
Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah, get him on y' all show too.
B
I'd love to have him on.
A
Yeah, he's doing some cool stuff.
B
He pulled a funny move. We were hanging out with some of his. His security guys. Because of course, like, if you're in a place like, you've got dudes pulling security. Yeah, he's leaving for the afternoon. Like, he was just at like the hotel bar or whatever, and he's like, all right, well, I'm heading out and like says something to his security. And I don't want to misquote, but it was something along the lines of like, yeah, I'll still do a couple pictures. No sausage.
A
Yeah.
B
And so he only took pictures with the hot girls that were asking. And, like, securities were security. I joked with that guy. I'm just like, oh, that's actually kind of funny. No, no, he's dead serious. I'm like, dude, fair enough.
A
Yeah, that's. Yeah. Because it's probably mostly dudes that are coming up and. Sure. Yeah. Like, let's.
B
Let's mix it up. Sure enough for the next three minutes, as he's like making his way out, I'm like, yep, only hot chicks.
A
All right. Of his word.
B
You go, Rob.
A
Yeah, get. Dude.
D
Mr. Mr. Connor, what have you been working on?
C
Nothing. I'm currently unemployed. Been gooning a lot.
D
Nice.
B
Cracking it.
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Crazy edging. I got a six hour edge record recently.
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Right now. Leaking, bro. Get out of here. Are you at the Connor?
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Halfway through the podcast, the table flies away.
A
Hey, you ever just wake up and
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felt like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punched you in the face?
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That's crazy. Does the mattress Also your mom.
C
You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp cause of your disgusting nasty ball sweat?
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I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have time to
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break up with that mattress.
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Get divorced from your mattress. Get a Ghostbed that hoe. You're worth more. You're so strong.
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Well, guess what?
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So you can keep your giant hog cool.
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That's right. None of that dripping y er nonsense. Every mattress has a 20 or 25 year warranty. That means if I bought one today, it will outlive me before the warranty expires. I don't have much time left.
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Especially with as much as you smoke.
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Way to make it real, Brandon.
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Sleep better.
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Stay cooler.
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This is a threat.
A
It hurts. It hurts. Everybody close your eyes.
D
It's about to be like a reverse meteor.
C
This shit's gonna blow out the second floor ceiling.
A
Hold your breath. And I'm not.
B
Here it comes.
C
I'm not very hydrated right now, so it's gonna smell bad.
A
It's gonna be thick when it comes out.
C
Pudding, bro.
A
Oh, yeah.
C
Good. It's gonna be like toaster strudel frosting.
A
Nice. That's a good consistency.
C
Holy.
A
They move like. It's like. It's like a jigglet. Yeah, it's like. It's just like multiple little sperms that come out. They're huge. Like smashing them.
D
And
A
poor Camry. Yeah, they got like teeth and. I Love you. I love you. Oh, kill it quick before it's too late. Hurry. All the females, close your legs. Why? Father God.
C
It's fertility.
A
Raise roughly. Sharks. Jesus. They can talk. Yeah, they're sentient.
D
I love their sentient.
A
Yeah.
D
That's why I love when you're on. These moments are my favorite with Caleb.
C
I would do. I would. I would do a full. Full edge, like, if I was gonna, like, if you want a president or a lawyer for a kid, gotta go full edge. And then you gotta be, like, fully deep on the pump. You know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta send that one straight past the goal.
A
Yeah.
C
Kids who were born out of, like, pre com. Because we all know that's a thing.
A
Or it's like when you're pulling out and finish right at the tip.
C
Yeah. It just kind of dribbles down and
A
they're, like, trying to crawl in and they're like. Yeah, yeah.
C
Wendy's employee cliffhanger, dude.
D
That's what we call cliffhangers.
A
You're going straight to Wendy's, dude. Damn it. They're getting too much air while they're. They're, like, trying to hold their breath while they're crawling.
C
No, straighten the tubes. Straighten the tubes with you, President.
A
It's touching the egg, dude.
B
I feel like. I feel like those are the lazier ones because they don't have to work for it.
A
No. Yeah.
C
That's presidential material.
A
They're prime lawyers and doctors.
C
That's a cancer cure right there.
A
When you.
C
Oh, I can't tell that story actually. Redacted.
A
Oh, shit.
D
They're gonna clip this.
C
Oh, yeah.
B
100% legitimately, like, on a fertility thing. I've been told by. By doctors and shit that, like, you. You. I think that. I think male sperm is more volatile.
C
We call it sperm.
B
No, like, legitimately, like, yeah, boys.
C
Oh, you're saying, like, Y chromosomes.
B
Yeah, exactly. So as I was saying.
A
Girl, come. It's actually delicious. There's nothing alive in that, but it's.
B
It's. It's. It's more likely to die.
A
It's just their goop, dude. Just their fun goo. What I do with this mustache.
B
Dear God, why do I still do this? I should have taken a rain check today, man. All we're talking about is the innocent
C
performance of scraping that white foam off
A
underneath the base of your cock and smearing it on a girl's forehead.
D
Yeah. What's wrong with you?
B
Anyway, no, I was told that that was, like, male sperm that would become a male child. Is More likely to die faster. So it's actually better if it's fresher. So if you hold it back, you're more likely to have a female. I don't know if that's true, but that's what doctors have told me.
A
Okay.
B
So if you really want, like, cheat code, if you're trying to have a boy. Optimal. Optimal conditions.
A
Okay, dude, you can just order a microscope on Amazon and look at your own nut.
D
I did that.
A
I've done it. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. You put the blue shit on there. Yeah, I was a little like. Like, slow because it's the first time. It was the first time I was doing it. It's the first time I was doing it. So, like, the. The nut had been on the.
B
They just sell this on Amazon.
A
Yeah.
C
It's a microscope.
A
Yeah.
B
Well, no, no, you said, like, your solution, and, like. Yeah, it's blue guy.
A
Yeah.
C
You just bust on a slide, press it down, you put the blue goo on there, and then you, like, press
B
it down and you watch your little guys.
A
It's like. So you can see it.
C
It, like, highlights the outline of them.
A
Yeah.
D
God, that would suck just being. And it's like.
A
Yeah. Freedom.
D
What the.
A
What is the balloon? I'm glad you've also chemistry, but thank
D
you for running for Congress.
C
I would have ran, too, but I was busy.
B
I'm just kidding.
D
I was learning.
C
I'm, like, zooming in on my microscope.
A
Not now, babe. I'm busy. I'm busy. You got, like, goggles on, like, a full doctor's outfit, but, yeah, it. It took me a little while.
C
Do you also make fireworks?
A
Do I make fireworks?
C
Have you ever made fireworks?
A
Yeah, like. Oh, absolutely, dude. Yeah, we used to make, like, little pipe bombs and stuff, like, cutting them all open. That's. Yeah. So back to the come. Yeah, I mean, it was. We were. We were children, so it's fine. But. Yeah, dude, it was the first time. Yeah. If you're. If you're. If you're 10, 18. I haven't even seen a boob yet, dude.
B
I'm just making bomb.
A
Bombs. But did. Yeah. Getting the microscope on Amazon and it was the first time I had done it. So, like, I'm, like, still learning, like, which one to switch to, and I'm, like, trying to zoom in and stuff. Yeah. And then I finally get it. I'm like, oh, there it is. And it did. It was just, like, a magical moment.
C
I named him Michael. Yeah.
A
Yeah. There's just, like, so many. Yeah. Yeah. There's so Many. And some of them are just, like, swimming in circles. And you're like, not that guy.
C
And then.
A
But like, they're just, like, going everywhere and you're, like, scrolling through. There's one feller who. Real determined. Yeah. He's like. You're like, oh, this one would have done it. But it's so cool seeing, like, the whole detail. I'm like. The little, like. It's like the. The face and then, like the little weird, like, shell.
C
There's, like a hump underneath it.
A
Hump. And then the little detail. Dude, it was cool as. So, yeah, you guys should order one. Have it here at the house and just have a fun night. One night we'll have the affiliate link in the comments. Yeah, yeah. That can be a Patreon episode where you guys just all check your nuts.
D
We'll put up petri dishes in the background.
A
Yeah, yeah, you can hang them. That's what the guests have to do. And we label because you can put your phone to it and you can just take pictures of them and videos, and then you just blow up a picture of it and you name him and you can each hang one up.
D
I like this.
C
Yeah, I watched. Watch my same shit.
A
Yeah.
C
It's like there's some. Some guys dead, some guys swimming in circles, some guys just kind of squiggling about.
A
Yeah.
C
You get one Usain Bolt, dude, like, blasting through there.
A
He would have been.
C
Would have been a quarterback, you know?
A
Wish I could just. Wish I could just take him, pluck him out.
B
It's called ivf.
C
Then you put it in your wife's eye.
A
Gotcha.
C
Her belly button.
A
That's where you get. This is where this goes right in your butt. If you could bend over real quick. I need to flick this into your butt.
C
I can't tell the Spider man story because that won't make it on YouTube.
D
We can tell it in the after show.
A
Hell, yeah.
C
One time for a bit. I just don't know.
A
As it kind of gets kind of.
D
Okay, we'll see.
C
I, like, busted on her lower back. And I just scooped it up in my hand and then went Spider man
A
into her face, in her eyes.
C
Oh, God. Like, blind.
A
Yeah, absolutely.
C
I thought it was a silly bit. No, that was like I. Chemical warfare.
A
Yeah. That's like. I've known plenty. Because one of my cousins used to work in some medical shit, and she talked about, like, girls would come in. Really? Oh, I've got something in my eye. It's an infection now. And it was from getting.
C
Getting nut in their eye, not on the face.
A
They say, who knows how real this is? But they say that like the come will like go into tear ducts. Like trying to figure out like where's the egg?
B
That has to be a no.
A
Yeah, yeah. Just crawls out, hanging by like a string. Just clip it. There he is.
B
But no, that's got to be right up there with like watermelon Will. Watermelon seeds.
A
Yeah, yeah, probably there's no way. But whatever. It still causes some kind of infection if you leave it in there, I guess. But yeah, she's talking about like they come in and have like big.
B
As opposed to what?
A
Scooping it out, I guess flushing your eyes out like a normal person. They just lay my street class thing.
C
But then you push the pedal and it like washes your eyes.
A
Yeah.
B
You gotta borrow a college lab room like again, my goals are beyond your understanding.
C
The one BJ that I was getting that I was telling you about the time like a couple days ago where I was like, you're gonna want to
D
close your eyes for this one. This is gonna be a lot.
C
You're about to get goomed.
A
Slime. Em.
C
John.
A
Yeah. Oh. Oh hell.
C
This is a hair washing day, right?
A
Yeah.
B
This is. This is one of the many reasons when people ask, what do you do for a living? How much time you got?
A
Leave this part out. Well, today we discussed a lot of big loads and examining them. This is most of my day actually.
C
That's how I spent the first six hours.
A
Yeah, well, first I edged for six hours and then I talked about what happens when the edging's over. So are you ready to go to breakfast?
C
I'm busy.
A
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold. I can't move too quick right now.
C
These jeans are really tight.
A
Yeah, I gotta put my. I gotta put a cup on. Dude, protect this thing.
D
Oh, such a blessing.
B
Hell.
D
Okay. Other than that. Connor,
A
I can't.
B
That came out of a two second bit.
A
I know.
D
That was just a. Hey, what you been up to? Budget.
C
What? Making video. What was my most recent video about? Oh, it didn't do well so I'm not going to bring that one up.
D
It could do good now.
A
It could do now though. Yeah.
C
That's not gonna. I give up hope. The Dirty job show, which I remember the name of.
A
Under qualified.
C
Under qualified. Pepperbox exclusive. It's very fun. Yeah. Running around just trying things out. Not haven't fully settled on what the next one's gonna be, but stay tuned on Pepperbox tv Very exciting. Y' all have been very positive in your reactions to them. I appreciate that.
D
You have some coming up we know about. I'm like, now I'm good in Florida. Oh, no coal now.
C
Yeah, we're tapping out of that one for now. But yeah, might. Might potentially get into that work. Liability insurance is a big one on that because there's a possibility I could end with a life altering disease.
D
Oh.
C
So, yeah, yeah, we're injecting me with gay guys blood. Oh, it's a dirty job. It's gonna do it.
B
Oh, I don't think they do. I think there's a lot of safeguards.
A
What kind of job is this?
D
Yeah, nine to five.
B
I feel like there's a lot of safeguards to make sure that nobody has to do that.
C
Nope, I have to. I'm legally required to.
A
Oh, Jesus. Terrible job. Probably quit. It's okay.
C
It pays dozens of dollars.
A
All right. Sounds worth it.
B
What have you done so far on this show?
C
We did. The first episode was blacksmithing with a gentleman by the name of Alex. I can't remember his last name off the top of my head, but he does, like, personally, he does a lot of historical things, like recreation type stuff. He goes down to the Alamo and does. I think it's called Cold Forge.
A
Okay.
C
I might be fucking that up or misremembering it it.
D
But yeah, he does like reenactment pieces.
A
Oh, cool.
D
Sticks to that.
A
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
C
Yeah, like hunk of steel or iron or whatever and then hand hammering it out like, you know, like Vikings would, essentially.
B
Which is the crazy part about it. Like, after watching that is how he made his own tools.
D
Yeah.
B
He didn't just, like, buy blacksmithing tools. He like, made his own.
A
That's cool.
C
His tongs and everything.
A
Yeah.
C
He won. Fortune forged in fire.
A
Yeah.
C
He went on there and I think they do like, different. You make more than one thing. It's not like you make a sword or whatever.
B
But.
C
Yeah. He ended up winning the season of Forge and Fire, the first one he was on. And so the first episode. Yeah, he taught.
B
We.
C
We just turned a piece of. I can't remember the grade of steel, but it was a little ingot of steel about that big. And we turned it into just like a little letter opener. Opener. Knife.
D
Yeah.
C
It was a cool experience.
A
Yeah.
C
Did you.
A
Yeah.
C
You were a blacksmith?
D
Yeah.
A
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There for a while. That was like my. One of my main incomes for a few years. I made. Yeah, I did.
B
I know. That was like your.
A
Yeah. Yeah, leather work I did. I built a Kydex press. I had my whole blacksmith shop. It was like, whenever I was still in college, still working part time, it's like my videos had just started taking off. I was just doing it for fun. And then I started getting, like, orders and stuff. And then, like, when Cut Covid happened, like, I got sick as and got way behind and stopped doing it. I was just like, dude. I was like, I can't keep doing these. But it was fun as. It was really cool. I made. I had, like, a lot of handles that I got from, like, companies that had, like, mammoth tooth. And I had, like, meteorite and things like that for bolsters.
B
But, yeah, I'd be afraid to work with something like that because I'd be afraid I'd it up.
A
Yeah, it was cool. Like, he sent me when I ordered those. It was like the. The metal was like, holographic because it was from, like, some. Some known meteor that had hit down in New Mexico. And he got a huge slab of it and then cut it up into, like, little thin pieces that you could use as bolsters on a knife. And I made one that I called because I had the mammoth tooth on it as well. And I called it. What was the ice Age? Not. What was like, when it happened. Oh, the.
C
Not Permian.
A
Like, when the meteor hit, we called that.
D
Oh, extinction.
A
Yeah, extinction. I call it the extinct extinction. And it was just like. Yeah, it was. And it had mammoth tooth and then meteorite bolsters on it. I was like, oh, yeah, it was cool. I did, like. I never made my own Damascus, but I was getting a lot of, like, huge bars from a company called Vegas Forge. And they do, like, a lot of really cool, like, huge, different, like, raindrop and, like, feather damask, stuff like that. So I was using theirs then. Would shape it into whatever. But, yeah, I had a whole blacksmith shop set up and everything.
B
There's a. There was a friend of ours that I won't name because of this next part, but he. He would do stuff out of, like, you know, all sorts of, you know, the typical, like, you know, meteorite antlers, you know, shit like that. There was a couple he did on a custom recommendation or. Excuse me, custom, like, order for, like, a friend of a friend sort of thing. With bone. Oh, of all sorts.
A
Oh, hell yeah. Connor, what are you doing?
C
I'm fuming, brother.
D
You fuming? Okay.
C
You never seen nobody cheap a few like this Boy can fume.
B
Responsible.
D
Look at Connor.
C
I'm cured from what? My oral fixation. I would have something else in my mouth right now. But thanks to fume, it's not made of human flesh.
A
Can I have that, please?
C
You want to hit my fume, bro? I do want to hit you. Let me pass it.
B
It's also got a fidget movement on it for those who are tactically challenged.
C
Made that up.
B
Tactically is a rare, often non standard adverb of the form tactile used to describe interacting with un or understanding something through the sense of touch, physical feel, or haptic feedback.
C
You pass me my fume, bro. We're fuming it up, dude.
B
Look at how cool he looks.
D
He's getting fumed out of his mind.
C
I might have fumed too much, bro. My favorite flavor is orange vanilla because it tastes like somebody near you at a coffee shop ordered an Earl grey tea.
D
Chris mint.
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Yeah.
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A
Yeah, dude, there was a lot that's kind of gnarly. There was a guy who. One dude that was real popular in the knife world for a while. Some guy got blown up in Iraq or whatever, and he had metal rods in his leg for a while that was like some kind of high titanium. And he like lost a huge chunk of his leg that guy sent him. Once the rod got replaced, he sent him that rod and a chunk of his own leg bone and they turned that whole thing into a knife. And his handle was his own leg bone. Bone.
B
That's.
A
And like, the blade was the, like titanium that was in his leg. And, like, it was really cool.
B
That's kind of what I was talking about before where, like. But I think it's due to the way that the chain of custody works on, like, biological waste. Yeah, you're not allowed.
A
Yeah.
C
They're weird about giving you your own.
B
Yeah, I feel like, hey, I was born with that. It's mine.
A
Yeah, give me that. Yeah, I grew that inside of that.
C
I drank a lot of milk to grow that.
B
Yeah, that's my stuff.
C
Give it back.
B
You get.
A
You get your. Your
C
titanium and human bone knife that came out of your own body. Like, you can't use that to open Amazon.
B
The fuck I wouldn't.
A
Yeah. That's just for killing. This is just for murder.
D
Dude, the. The guys down in San Antonio, I think three of them have won Fortune Fire, Alex Tobin. And there's two more down there, but, like, really good blacks.
C
Oh, in the same spot. Yeah.
A
Oh, yeah.
D
They're all homies. They all will work together.
A
Hell, yeah. I'll say.
C
It's a. Oh, I don't want to misquote it. I think it's Volander Forge.
A
Yeah.
D
I can't. Yeah, I think you're close.
C
Chase, pull it up. He's a good guy.
A
Oh, yeah.
C
Did that and then did glass blowing as the one that just came out recently. So that was something that, like, it was one of those weird things that I see it because, like, it sounds like you're. You've done a shitload of, like, crafty things. Like, I was a contractor, carpenter type deal.
A
Cool.
C
So same shit, like, working with my hands. So that's a lot of, like, my Instagram YouTube feed. And so I would. I would see glass blowing and then.
B
Yeah. Like.
C
But. Well, both my parents are artists, basically.
A
Yeah.
C
And so we were always. I was always around, like, art and especially, like, glass. They built. Are really passionate about glass, but I never worked with it.
A
Yeah.
B
Like stained glass kind of stuff. Or like. What?
C
No, like. Like glasswork. You know, essentially pottery, but.
A
Okay.
C
Made of glass.
A
Yeah.
C
And I just always been around it, always seen it, like, being made, but had never worked with it personally. And so the same. The same day. Fen's my producer for that. That show, and the same day. Or I woke up and I was flipping through YouTube shorts, and I was like, man, you know, it would be a really good idea to do glass blowing. And he was like, interesting you should say that. I just started talking to a glassblower yesterday. And so a week later went and recorded stuff. Blowing glass. His name's Michael. Up in New Braunfels. New Braunfels. Glassblowing Michael. He's a very cool guy. And, yeah. Learned to work with that. It's way more finicky.
A
Sure.
C
Than you would think.
A
Yeah.
C
Because, like, I'm used to woodworking.
A
Yeah.
C
Like, I've done pottery before and stuff. And it's, you know, kind of touch and go. But glass is one of those things. And it's so tempting. Which I learned that with blacksmithing, too. I want to manipulate things with my hands.
A
Sure. While it's nice and hot.
D
You can't touch 2000 degree glass.
C
Yeah.
A
Yeah. Let me just bend this real quick.
C
Yeah, but it's like you're holding it at the end, you know, like at the end of a six foot steel rod, rolling around, rotating it. And it's like you like. I just want to just.
A
I just want to grab it and
B
squeeze it, like, morph it. But it's like a dexterity problem.
D
Yeah, well, and then if you cut too fast. Oh, shit.
C
Temperature changes on everything. There's so much like, thermodynamics are involved in that because the way that you parted off it sticks almost like. It looks like. I want to do candy too. Yeah, Finn, write that down.
A
I want to do it like, happy, dude. Yeah.
C
Well, like, have you seen those videos? Like, people pouring out the, like, molten candy boards and they flip it over and shit. I was gonna say, if not, I have a very specific.
B
Well, we could also just go like the south. The. The Sour Boys.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
Facility.
A
Yeah.
B
Prince Rupert's Drop, dude.
A
Yeah, that's smart. Yeah. Just go make candy one day. Yeah, that'd be cool.
D
It is a Prince Rupert. I was like, what is that piece of glass?
C
Oh, yeah. Prince Rupert's Drop.
A
Yeah. Yeah. Where you clap. You like tip the.
C
They're like, if you're being.
A
And it explodes. Yeah.
D
Otherwise they are damn near.
A
Yeah.
D
Well, you ever seen the hydraulic.
A
Try and smash it and it can't.
C
Yeah, yeah.
A
Cool. The.
D
Yeah.
C
Dense. The hydraulic press.
A
Yeah.
C
Well, the. The first piece that we did, we made a. Just a little vase, a little flower vase about, you know, eight inches tall.
A
Yeah.
C
And the first one ended up like dripping off because I. I blew it too thin. It was the first time ever blowing glass. I don't really know what I'm doing.
A
Sure.
C
Drift off into the furnace. He sticks it out and like sets it down. Well, the cooling from. On that first piece from, I think it was like 1500 degrees down to room temperature or outdoor temperature. So 85 in Texas causes it to explode.
A
Oh.
C
So we're standing there talking and it's like glass shrapnel is like shooting across. Across the room just because it's rapidly cooling.
A
Yeah.
C
He's like, yeah, it does that. Usually they have like a sand bucket that they'll. Because the. The rod, I can't remember the name of it, but that you actually blow through at the end has a big glob of glass that you basically just like stick to the piece. And when you part the piece off, like you were talking about, the way you do that is you Take a piece of metal that's room temperature and then just like, touch it and that's enough. That temperature change is so drastic that it causes the piece to drop off. But then that big glob of glass on the end of the pole you have to put in a bucket of sand because it will fucking explode.
B
He's like.
C
And you'll hear it in the background.
A
And then.
C
Yeah. Like, after we finished recording, it was like, oh.
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D
It's so fascinating seeing that because it is also molten glass.
A
Yeah.
C
Up.
A
Yeah.
D
And my biggest fear is like, oh, happens if he inhale now. You know it doesn't. I'm just like, no, because it is like.
A
Yeah.
D
How do you have to. Like, even.
B
I fill it up sucking molten glass.
A
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
C
Like, then they poured gold in the guy.
A
Yeah.
B
You should call her.
C
No, it was.
A
Yeah.
C
Cuz that was. He describes me or he describes. He teaches me through the stages and he's like, we're gonna go for like a medium blow. And I'm like, okay. So like. Like, what is a medium blow? But you kind of got to find the, like, soft spot. The thinner that it gets, the easier it is to expand the glass. And he describes that all, you know, as we're going through it. But I would describe it as like the. The force at which you blow out a candle. Like, but like maintaining that because I instinctively saw a breathalyzer.
A
Yeah.
C
No, not a breathalyzer, because breathalyzer.
A
You're like, hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
I thought that's what it would be.
B
The voice of experience.
C
Been there, done that.
A
Yeah.
C
But no, it's just.
A
Yeah.
C
Like, very medium force. The thing that was really awkward, which I kind of was talking about a second ago, but like rotating it and it's soft and like flopping. But it's at. It's at the end of it a big hole.
A
Yeah.
C
Pole.
A
Yeah.
C
So you're trying to counter that. And I. Excuse me. He was like, yeah, just like, patient, steady or whatever. And I was doing the opposite where it would, like, flop this way. And so I instantly like flip it that way and it's making it a thousand times worse.
B
Flopping, this 2000 degree thing.
A
Yeah.
C
Think of glass. That's why it ended up falling off the pole the first time we redid it. And it looks really cool. The finished piece looks really cool.
A
That's cool.
D
That. Yeah, that's a lot. Because you have to continuously just keep the motion circular. Right?
C
You're just like constantly rolling it and then like maintaining the same air pressure for an amount of time blowing it out. And then you like shift the gravity because the heat, it just naturally wants to fall down. And you have to be careful. The same way with like, blacksmithing experience. Like if they're. If there's a fan on this side of the room, it's colder over here and hotter over there, so it'll move.
A
Oh, yeah.
C
Weird stuff.
B
Just makes me think we are so spoiled post industrial revolution. Because, like, we can go to the store, right? We can go to Michael's right now and buy something the. The same, if not better, for like seven dollars. Yeah.
C
You can buy a seven dollar vase right now. Who?
A
The.
C
The guy who figured out to melt sand.
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
Was a genius.
D
Any of that you think about. And the guy that decided it's like, I wonder if I can melt this and blow this up in cool little things.
C
Yeah.
A
Let me turn this into a goo ball and see what I can do with it. What about turn this in a goo and then blow in it? I don't know about. We'll see.
D
All right.
A
Yeah, let's do it.
B
I was like, the, the. The whole joke about like the first guy who ever tried, like, cow's milk. Everybody's like, the is wrong with this guy.
A
They got something good in there. Lobster.
C
The first guy, lobster. He pulls that out of the ocean. He's like, it's like, yeah, let's eat this thing.
B
Shrimp is bug people food.
A
First.
C
It's a disgusting sea bug.
D
And all of it is. You see those things, you're like, oh. And then it was like, it's poor people food and then it's rich people food. Like 19.
C
Yeah, it was early, early teens, I think.
A
Yeah, yeah, sure. Becoming.
C
It was prisoner food.
A
Yeah, sure. Becoming rich people food because it was like further away and it was like kings wanted it, like, exotic, like. Yeah, because it was like near the coast and they're like way up, up wherever, you know, hours and hours from the ocean and they're like, well, we'll pay to have it brought up quick. And then it became sort of becoming like rich people food.
B
Shrimp is bugs.
A
Yeah.
B
I'm not eating crustaceans, dude.
C
Shrimp heavy.
A
Yeah, Yeah, I like that stuff, man.
C
Yeah, this guy rules.
A
I'll be liking some shrimp and lobster, dude. Yeah, that's speaking of that, like. And it's. It's crawfish and shrimp, Heb. You see those like little ready to go meals. Sometimes when you go in there and it's like the new dude, they have a new one out that's shrimp and crawfish in like a. A sauteed noodle with like carrot stuffed.
B
Dude, the more this podcast goes on, the more it's becoming glaringly obvious that you're just his big brother.
A
Yeah, yeah. We got like a lot of similarities going. He stole my body.
C
Right.
B
I think you know the seafood that you know, know crawfish, the microscopes.
A
Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. We got that same brain wing going on. Yeah.
D
You guys can go check each other's sperm out.
A
Yeah. Let's look at our tongue later. We're going to go jerk each other off. We're going to examine it, bro.
D
Look at my.
A
Look at yours, dude. Let's make them fight. Let's put. Let's put it in the same.
C
It cuts out.
A
She's jerking off, dude.
B
I'm just thinking under the microscope. It's called Gay Blade.
A
Dude. That's. No one has done that. No one. Dude. We could have like the whole weird.
B
That is a thing. The sperm racing.
A
I've seen the racing. Yeah. They didn't make them fight. Can they make them fight?
C
My boys would kill his boys.
A
Yeah. We just get like one little piece of glass and like two dudes dude's nut on it. You push the other piece of glass in it and then we just like microscope and put it on the big screen and see who's wins, what's winning. Whoever's are left. Yeah.
B
Left alive.
A
Yeah.
C
That's quite obvious.
D
Get pregnant.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
I feel like. Yeah, I feel like that would be sad. It'd be like looking at like a medieval field where there's like 10,000 bodies and like four dudes like walking amongst the wreckage.
C
Yeah.
A
Like barely walking. And then they slowly die. Yeah.
D
Because they
C
now we donate it to a lesbian couple. Yeah.
A
Whichever one wins. There you go, dude.
B
That's how you birth like a. A demigod.
A
A warrior.
C
That's how Genghis Khan was born.
A
We're making warrior. Come over here. In the beginning, you can't steal it.
D
Yeah.
A
Yep, yep. We're starting this Dude. Yeah.
C
Warrior come dot com.
B
Dana White called him.
A
Yeah. Get in on this. It's gonna blow up. Dude.
B
It's not much more ridiculous slap fighting.
A
It's a whole ring with like two dudes like getting like just greased up and. And there's like a little table in the front, kind of like power slap with a microscope. And they just have to like. Like the part of the fight is you have to come in front of a crowd. Whoever comes last is gay. Dude.
B
It. No, it's like what they do, you know, like the weigh ins for the female fighters that, you know, take their off. Well, they just put up like the little like privacy curtain, but they do it at like eye level.
C
Just constantly locking up.
A
Dude. Yeah. And they have to weigh your balls to see equal loads. Yeah. Weighing in at 15 and 0.6 grams. Can't be find some dude who shoots like monster love. His like come's gonna be stronger.
B
Ethan would have to have a medical exception for Scrooge.
C
Him waste.
A
Oh, dude. Yeah. We got to start this. Dear Lord. New pepper box exclusive tune in.
C
It'll be live next Warrior come Ultimate fighting spur.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I like this dude. Yeah. We get some scientists to make like tiny swords and stuff. We just like drop them in there with them.
C
They're wrapping their tails when they first proposed it. I imagine my, my much more powerful come than yours.
A
Yeah.
C
My little sperms choking yours out with their tails.
A
Yeah. Mine just eats yours, dude. Mine might have like full mouth
D
habitual line.
A
It's just like pack watching Pac Man.
C
Mine are quick. I see them under a microscope. Yeah. Yeah.
D
Oh, it's getting off the glass.
A
Oh. Oh, God. There you go. Storm drain. He's in the storm drain.
B
San Antonio's knock the blast doors.
A
Oh, yeah. We got to make this every time
B
you're on just off the rails.
C
My comes like a thing.
A
Oh.
B
At the end of the movie, nobody knows who's pregnant.
A
Yeah.
C
It's inside a dog.
D
Turns into the thing.
A
Hold on. In the name of the father and the son and holy spirit. God, I apologize for that joke.
B
That was joke of the day.
A
Oh, poor dog.
D
Dude comes out as a dog.
A
But you're a piece.
B
I don't think that's how it works.
A
Yeah, it is.
D
It is 100 for sure.
A
Oh, damn.
D
I'm so glad we started the skits part of.
B
No, that's not going to a skit.
D
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Holy sh t. That's drinkag1.com unsubscribe ag1.com oh yeah. That's not going to a skit.
A
Yeah, it should,
B
man. When I have to be the voice of reason, it's we're not in a good place.
D
Oh, oh. The amount of skits we're gonna have. You want to come to the writings room for those?
B
Yes, we would love to.
A
Absolutely. Dude. Yeah. Literally anything I can get in on. And it's creative.
B
I'm all about anything to make sure that people question whether or not they should have you in acting roles from your prior work.
A
Yes, yes. I need to see this. What I'm capable of.
B
Your power level.
C
Yeah.
A
You don't see the fucking scare. It's over 9,000. Oh. Oh no, we don't want dog. Wait, it went into a dog. Yeah, he did it, dude. Yeah, it was his come mine one.
D
Okay. Love my friends. Ah, that creative brain of you.
A
That's what some people call it.
B
Your therapist calls it.
C
What?
A
What is it? Yeah.
B
Problem.
A
Yeah. Trauma.
D
We are. So now we are doing. I don't know if it rolls out like end of this month. Starting next month we'll start having our skit hit comedy show for Pepper Box which we started rolling out. Aiden's super talented. And then when you have everyone helping write. Yeah.
B
Direct.
D
Now you have some like comedy going
B
because I guess you forget that like we've been doing this for so long.
C
Yeah.
B
Like we've, we've just got the experience. Like we just know like what will work, what won't. Yeah, He's. He's gone a long way very quick because, like, he hasn't. He hasn't been doing this.
A
Yeah.
C
Like, period.
B
A couple months maybe. And, like, there's, you know, there's a lot of work left to be done. But seriously, like, for the progress that he's made in the short time he's been doing it, he's. And he's got the drive to do it, which is the important part. You can't teach people drive.
A
No. Yeah. Having that, like. Want to do
D
next writing room? We'll get.
A
You sure?
D
Yeah, yeah.
A
I'm down, dude. Just let me know. That'd be fun.
D
One of my favorite skits we never did, but was the. The Tony Hawk one. Oh, yeah, dude. I do that for Echelon.
A
Dude. Let's do it for Echelon. We're never gonna use it there. Like, let's do it for Echelon, dude.
D
That is a. Do you know this one?
B
Oh, yeah, I remember.
A
Yeah. I wanted to do that so bad, and it would be hilarious. I'm down.
B
We won't tell it here.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which also look. Yeah. Oh, we got.
D
Well, they're not. So we got the double tap T. And then that one's coming out. This one should be out already. Lemonade, tea.
B
Okay. So can I tell the Arnold Palmer story? Okay. We. We wanted to call it, like, Arnold Palmer because that's essentially the flavor profile we were going for. Arnold Palmer energy drink.
A
Yeah.
B
Turns out Arnold Palmer's estate is incredibly litigious. They did not like that. And so, like, I wanted to do. We were gonna, like, make a joke about, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
A
Yeah.
B
So we were gonna do, like, what is it? The Palminator?
D
Yep.
B
So, like, I figured that, like, that's okay. So it's not all murdered Arnold Palmer. It's like, you're using Palm, but you're making a joke on the latter half.
C
On Arnold.
A
Yeah.
B
The Pollinator.
A
Yeah.
B
Apparently they're incredibly litigious.
A
Whoa.
B
Which I thought, like, legally, we. We would be fine, but it turns out we can't afford the same lawyers that they can.
A
Sure. Yeah.
B
Yeah. No, they're very fucking serious about that.
D
So they went after death water. Death water.
C
Right. Liquid death.
D
Liquid death. So they sued death water.
A
Oh, yeah. Over theirs. They're the chainsaw or whatever it was. They're on a Palmer. Right.
D
They call that. Arnold, what did they call it?
C
Something.
B
I don't know, like.
A
Yeah. Something about, like, Palmless or what if
C
you call it an Arnie Palmy.
B
No, like, no, they flip when I made, like, a joke about, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger, you know, Arnold Palmer. Like, Pollinator is. Was my name. And they still flip shit called a fucking Tiger Woods.
D
Yeah.
C
Fuck. You name it after a different golfer.
D
Liquid Death. To rename theirs to Dead Billionaire.
A
Yeah.
D
Literally, when they're like, okay, you. We're just renaming this entire. Tea Lemonade.
B
They know how to do marketing, right? Yeah, like, everything. Like, they're. Yeah, they're on it.
C
You just mix two drinks.
A
Yeah. You don't get to own it. Yeah, you don't get to.
C
From now on, vodka sodas are called King Trouts.
A
Okay.
C
Because I drink a load of them.
D
Yeah, this is mine.
A
Is mine now.
D
Sorry. It'll be a good time.
A
Hell, yeah.
D
We just get to have fun with that. We'll make some of those drinks. Yeah, Go check those out if you want. And then you actually have.
A
I'll say this one. Is this one out yet?
D
That one's. Yeah, that's out.
A
That's really good.
B
Which we petitioned. We petitioned so hard to have that. Called Purple drink.
A
Yeah. Just can't do it.
B
Was there a reason why.
D
We're working on it.
A
Okay. See, prep drink is. That'd be hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, that would be hilarious.
D
Say something
A
that would sell.
B
That vein is getting more pronounced right now. You're like the kid in class.
D
Yeah, I love it.
A
Yeah, that's really good. I almost, like, drank that entirely as soon as we started. I was like, oh, let me pace myself.
D
And then we got. And then you got what? Shoes in the works.
A
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do some shoes together. Yeah. With Cryptek.
D
And we're actually doing that.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, you were telling me about.
A
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do shoes together with y'. All. That'll be fun.
B
That'd be right.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I'm real excited for that. With the Cryptek camo pattern on it. Yeah, that'd be fun.
B
Can we say. Well, I won't say his name, but there's somebody very, very high up in the army that we were talking to that had a preference in shoes. Oh, the unsub shoes.
D
Yeah.
B
Can we say. I wouldn't.
D
Yeah, that's one of those hiring. He loves them.
B
Yeah.
C
George Washington.
A
Thank you.
B
Yes, indeed. But had his preference of shoes was the. The roadie camo.
A
Yeah.
B
I was like, my. My man.
A
Like, that's cool. Yeah.
B
I just. It's a great, like, roadie brushstroke. Is one of the best. Camo cool. Most aesthetic.
C
Very cool.
A
Yeah. Hell yeah. That'd be fun.
B
Looks great on the shorty shorts too.
C
I was gonna say that.
A
Yeah.
C
The picture those guys were in fucking shorty shorts in the jungle.
A
Fuck yeah.
B
Just a bunch of British dudes, like, in the jungle, like, smoking cigarettes and short shorts.
C
Yeah, British. They were Rhodesian. That was the whole point.
B
British ancestry.
A
Yeah.
D
No, they came from there.
C
Start calling you Mexican,
B
by and large.
C
Not wrong.
D
Fucking. How's the bid going? Brandon's looking for.
A
Oh, fuck.
C
If it sold, that would suck.
A
I had.
B
Somebody was supposed to text me if it was going up soon.
A
Okay.
B
No, we got like 60 lots of 60 lots away.
D
Rotten go in.
C
We don't know either 10 minutes or two hours.
B
Yeah, yeah, I think it'll. It'll be on the podcast, I think.
C
But you want to tell a story about the WA 2000?
B
Yeah, dude. So there are. And I might get these numbers wrong, but I think I'm right. I think there are. So the WA 2000 was in Modern Warfare 2 Hitman. Like, it's a very well known, like, culturally well known sniper rifle. There are 15 in the United States in three different calibers. There's Swiss caliber.308 and 300 win mag. So there I think were only 187 made ever.
A
Oh, wow.
B
So like, it's an exotic firearm.
A
Yeah.
B
And I was thinking, so when my boy.
D
Seven for the. There's seven for the 308.
B
Yes. Like, they're very, very solid.
D
Like, period.
C
At all Swiss made?
B
No, it is Walter.
D
German.
B
Yeah. Walther. Oh, it's Walter. So there was one that was coming up on Rock island and my boy Joy. Excuse me, Joel over at very close with Joel.
D
My boy Joy.
B
Congratulations. You've been renamed. My boy Joel over at Rock island texted me. He's like, hey, just so you know, we got this coming up. I'm like, oh, no, trust me. I saw it and I said, it's probably going to go for like 300. And he's like, no, they. The estimated that they had on it was 50 to 80. I'm like, okay, I know that gun's worth like 2 to 300 grand. I'm like, if it goes up for between that, I might grab some cash out.
A
Yeah.
B
And throw it down.
D
We talked about splitting it even.
A
Yeah.
B
I'm like, I. I was willing to go as high 70 because I knew investment wise.
A
Yeah.
B
I don't do it. 401k. I don't do fucking stocks.
C
He's going to retire to his sniper rifle the rest of his days.
B
Yep. Yeah. I'll put it this way. It outpaces inflation better than the US Dollar.
A
Yeah.
B
So I. I was looking at, like, I'll go probably as high as 70. It just sold about an hour and a half ago for $225,000.
C
Bidding started at 70. He was playing it in the car on the way over here, and I
B
was having you bid for me.
A
Yeah.
C
Yeah. It was a. Yeah. For legal reasons. Yes. Yeah, I did that or I didn't do that. Whatever is beneficial to Brennan.
B
I pulled over.
D
Oh.
C
Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I was on his phone bidding because he was driving. It started at 70, and it got to 90 in. Not exaggerating three seconds.
B
The auctioneer couldn't keep up with how fast it's going.
A
Quarter million dollar gun.
D
It's so beautiful. One of the most iconic.
B
I don't know about beautiful.
D
I love that wood.
B
I love.
C
It's one of my favorite guns, dude.
D
That fucking hardwood. I don't even know what kind of wood it is. Walnut.
A
It looks like the wood is nice,
B
but, like, love that.
D
I love walnut.
C
It was in. It was every game possible. It was in every video game. And then also, I remember the first time I saw it was in Live and Let Die, the James Bond movie with the villain was. His name's Zurich is the villain's name, and he was very famous. He talks like this, everybody. Christopher Walken.
D
Yeah. I thought that was a vampire.
B
It does.
A
Not. Really good.
D
Holy Dracula.
A
It was Dracula. Holy. That's the worst.
C
James Bond vs. Dracula. The famous film came out in 1986.
B
According to Google AI, the Walther WA 2000 sniper rifle does not appear in the James Bond film Live and Let Die.
C
Well, you're gay and a liar.
D
You just wait. You're like, I'm gonna call Connor out.
A
He's like, I could have said this, actually.
D
I can tell him.
B
Living the. The living daylights.
C
Yeah. And who's the villain in that?
B
I wasn't doubting that part.
A
I want to suck his legitimately, though.
B
Like, me and Connor, like, just communicating halfway through telepathy these days. It's absurd. Yeah, no, sure.
C
Telepathy or anal sex.
B
That's.
A
It's good communication.
B
I. I rebuke that.
A
Yeah.
B
Good calms.
A
Good. Good. I'm coming so hard. I'm calming so hard. Oh, Christopher Walken. That's him. Yeah, I remember him in the Nosferatu movie.
B
Yeah, it's my favorite.
C
No, that's Bugman.
A
From Spider Man.
D
Bug Boy from Spider man in the
C
White House with the giant cop.
A
Yeah, I've seen that one. Childhood favorite.
C
Who's Buck Boy with the Willem Dafoe.
B
I forgot those were two separate people at first actually.
A
Yeah.
C
Now I gotta Google this because Brandon ruined the vibe.
B
I just looked. I'm like was. Because that's a weird gun.
C
Corrected you.
B
It was a weird gun.
A
I was like half a million people because I.
B
The reason why I look looked it up was because I very confidently told somebody like the other day that I didn't remember a single movie that that gun was in. Because it's a really rare gun to have a prop.
A
Yeah.
D
Is it in any movie?
B
That James Bond movie. He was right. It was James Bond.
A
Yeah.
C
It's like on the. The big bridge in San Francisco. Golden Gate.
B
Like he. But it is in the movie.
C
Yeah.
B
Or in one of the movies.
D
How don't you like how that looks? That looks gangster.
B
So it's kind of funny because it's a weird place in firearm development history where the very first time they decided to give a shit about harmonics.
C
Everything's cubes from now on.
B
Like maybe we shouldn't have like a bunch of shit pinned to the barrel directly.
A
Yeah.
B
So they. They started doing that and like that. Like you were saying the other day, it's like one MOA was like a
D
huge fucking deal back then till like 2000s. One MOA was crazy, right?
B
Yeah, I don't know about that. I really just don't know.
D
Yeah.
B
To be honest with you. But like back in the day, the, the. I guess the parameters for a sniper rifle or an accurate rifle were way looser. Experience A membership that backs what you're
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D
The PSG one was literally just a MOA, which you can buy for how much money now?
C
Like 600 bucks.
B
Yeah, like nowadays, like AR15 guys, you know that put like a $90 Chinese optic on it. Or like, well, if it's not 101moa, you're going to get killed into big Apocalypse.
C
It's like, well, that's no, my 90Amazon optic I'm pretty sure is one moa.
A
She's done me great.
C
The PSA of theseus I'm building.
D
Wow.
A
Okay.
D
It actually started in 2010s is when one MOA became a standard.
B
Yeah, that tracks.
D
Yeah, that's super easy cent.
B
But so I have.
C
It's down in like quarter like 0.25 and.
D
Oh yeah, you get. Yeah.
C
If you're willing to pay for it.
B
The one gun that I do have that's coming up that I, I hope this doesn't age poorly, but I'm gonna.
D
I.
B
This is like a grail gun for me. It's coming up on the auction. It's a Russian psm.
A
Oh yeah, yeah.
B
You were talking about.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
It looks if you, you pull up a picture like it is. It's like. Yeah, it looks like a shittier Makarov.
A
Yeah.
B
There is nothing exotic about it. If you saw it on the. The wall on a gun store stands
C
for a piece of shit macaron actually.
B
Yeah, we'll use that. Yeah, that's. That's officially head cannon.
A
Yeah, that's it.
B
If you saw it on the wall, the gun store, you think like, I don't know, 400 bucks, whatever it is, Unobtainium here. Because they've never imported it. Something about like how it's not importable because of, you know, safety standards or something like that. I don't, I don't remember exactly why. The only way any of them came into the US was that you had to get it as a gift from a Russian diplomat.
A
Wow.
B
So there's none of them out there. I've wanted this gun for 10 plus years. I've never seen one come up for sale. And I am going to fight some rich people for it.
A
Oh yeah, it's.
B
What is it? 5.45 by 18?
D
I thought it was a 9 by. Was it 8? 18 is the weird one, right?
B
9 by 18, Makarov. Yeah, I thought it was shittier. 380 essentially.
C
Well, it's 5.45 by 18. Yeah, it's a weird 9 by 18
B
is the Macarov round.
C
So it's a.
B
It's kind of a bridge between 380 and 9 millimeter in a way.
A
Yeah.
B
But yeah, 5.45 by 18. It's. I've looked it up. It's like essentially 22 LR.
C
Oh, it's dog shit with like, it was like a.38 special powder load behind it, isn't it?
B
It's not good. This gun is objectively in every way. But this is just how far like I've gone down my hero trail of firearm obsession. Like this is all. This is what it takes to get me off nowadays.
A
I'm just.
D
I was going to say I just like everyone has their unattain gun where it's like I want that one. I must have that like.
A
Yeah.
D
Every. How long have you wanted that for the last 10.
B
2010 at least.
A
Yeah.
D
What's yours?
A
I literally. That's what I was going to say. Mine's like a little more untenable, but it's one that I've wanted for so that I just kept putting off. I just bought a Barrett.
B
Nice.
A
Like one of the new ones. Yeah. But I've got.
B
I got 107.
A
Yeah, it's got that. I got the drum mag for it.
C
That video of you shoulder firing the Paris.
A
That video like and that's. That was kind of. I was testing that stuff out again because a lot of my like gun videos I've really posted or even filmed a lot of them the last couple years because like no page like would let me post them. It was like up every page that I posted them on. Yeah. Whatever has been going on lately. I've been trying them again on. On Facebook and Instagram and it's working again. That became that me shorter firing that Barrett and mag dumping it. It's got like 45 million views. And then me mag dumping that gen 12, that full auto one at the range day. That was at demos place.
B
The last one, the Genesis.
A
Yeah, that one got 45 million views.
B
So they're like the semi auto like it's. I think it's gas trap or gas cup. I don't remember. But it's the. The semi auto 12 gauge. That looks like an AR15 platform. Yeah, they had them in John Wick with the.
A
Yeah, it's a John Wiggins breath running. But dude, they had that full auto one there and it was awesome. But that video because we like it was just. We slow moed it and it was the way the gun was filming. Like all the shells were going like right at the camera. It was just like a really cool shot. That one got 40 some million views. So just like gun videos in general are doing really awesome again, especially on Facebook. So it's like it like let's full blast.
B
Because Mark Zuckerberg started doing trt.
A
I think literally he's like, you know what? Guns are actually dope and.
B
But I think I like guns and beer and women.
A
Yeah.
B
This is crazy rules.
A
Yeah, this is cool. This is good on my wiener man.
C
Bought a hundred million dollar mansion in Hawaii and built a 15 foot tall wall around it.
D
And that's mine.
A
Yeah.
D
Hawaii's mine.
A
But yeah, I'm just waiting on that suppressor to clear and then we're set. But dude, that suppressor is like. It's that the Barrett with the break at the end. It's so cool. So I was like, it. I. I was there and I was picking something else. So I was having a gun worked on and I was like, man, I was like, what can y' all get me a Barrett for? He's like, come in the back. And they just had one that they had just got for another guy that was just fully decked out. I was like. I was like, yeah, from that guy? Well, that was. That was his. I was like. He's like, is this similar to what you want? Yes, exactly that. He's like, all right, cool. I said, can we get the shorter barrel on mine? He's like, yeah. So they ordered it and it was there the next day. I was like, oh. I was like, oh, I gotta pay for this now. But yeah, I was like, if it
B
isn't the consequences of my actions.
A
Yeah, but thankfully, you know, write offs and now. But yeah, I'm just waiting on that can to clear and I can go pick it up.
B
I just bought a 107 the other day. I don't have the can.
A
Yeah, yeah. I'm so pumped. And they got like that. They've already got the scope on it and stuff. And the can is there and it's just. Yeah. For the 50.
C
Damn.
A
Yeah.
D
Big.
A
Yeah, it's. It's so giant.
C
Yes.
A
Long. And that's fat. It's so cool.
D
How much does it weigh?
A
Eight pounds.
D
Yeah. Your standard ar.
A
Yeah, dude, it was sick.
B
Have you seen the new Strategic Sciences breaks?
A
Yeah, dude, they're so sick.
B
Or not breaks. Suppressors.
A
Suppressor. Yeah, yeah.
B
It's the one I was showing you the other day where it basically looks like AI design.
A
Yeah, dude, I want one so bad.
B
So weird. Pull up a picture of just the outside of that. It looks like just. It's. It's strange. It does not look like a siren square.
D
It looks like a PEC2 or PEC4. Yeah, but that's what I always.
A
What is it? It's like muzzle brake, flash, flash, hider and suppressor all built into that combination. So, yeah, it's like everything.
D
Yeah, it's a maze for the gas to escape.
C
Am I looking at.
A
Yeah, it's crazy looking, but yeah, I
C
want one like internal.
A
No.
B
So check it out. So this is the crazy yeah, the. The internals of this thing are wild.
A
I'm sure.
C
What is it? Is that. That's what it looks like on that. On the outside was a.
D
Is AI what made it.
A
Dude, who knows?
B
I would figure it had to be involved with some of the gas dynamics.
D
I want it quiet. Here's the layout for it. Because no human thinks of that layout.
A
Yeah.
D
When you.
B
What the fuck. Yeah, it's. It's wild. So that. That's the outside. That's what the inside looks like.
C
That looks like the fucking ship that the predators flew down. An alien versus predator.
A
Holy shit. Dude.
D
That is 100%. It's like the turbine or not the.
B
It's fully optimized.
A
That's gnarly.
D
So gangster.
B
But like from everybody that I've heard, that's. That shot it. It's very good at what it does.
C
Why is it nice and symmetrical?
A
Wasn't Ronnie was just testing a bunch of them, wasn't he in some video? Ronnie was up there because I saw he had like 10 of them, like 10 full guns decked out with them on and they were doing something with them.
B
The reason I brought it up is apparently they have a 50 cal version now.
A
Oh.
B
So we. I want to throw that on the AK50 because I think that would be gnarly.
A
That would be sick. I was gonna mention that earlier. Do you think you'll ever run like a line of AK50s once you have it all like decked out?
B
So the answer is we, we're. We're constantly with shit every day. Like yesterday. I'm not even kidding. Yesterday we were out of drive tanks. Test firing the new firing pin. Yeah. So we, we had a firing pin that we technically designed wrong.
A
Okay.
B
Or not designed wrong, but like we technically. Like there were some issues with the way it was implemented.
A
Yeah.
B
And even though it was slightly off and like was deforming and shit, it still lasted like 600 plus rounds.
A
Oh shit.
B
So like. Okay, well that's pretty. That's not bad.
A
Yeah.
B
But instead of just dropping in, the other one that we had, that was done, right?
A
Yeah, we.
B
We just fully redesigned it so it's now a two piece firing pen. We tested it yesterday. It's working very well.
A
Dude. Yeah, that would be sick. You think you would ever, like, once you get it all said and done, you think you would run like a line of them, like a handful of them or.
B
The biggest thing is we would need a good manufacturing dance partner because just with the shot that we have now, like we just. We are not set up to do that sort of production. And the. The other big thing is we'd have to drop literally millions. Like I would have to get a pretty big loan.
A
Yeah.
C
To.
B
And it's a very big gamble. But like when things calm down, I. I'm very open to it.
A
Cool.
B
Because I'm pretty sure we can get like. I don't like to do pre orders is the thing.
A
Absolutely. Yeah.
B
I would never do a pre order. Like, oh yeah, come get your AK50. It'll probably be a year.
A
Yeah.
B
Because all sorts of hiccups happen in manufacturing. Not knocking on the guys who do pre orders. But I'm knocking on the guys who do pre orders. If you don't know you can pull it off.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
Because that's just fucking irresponsible. That's one thing. I never took anybody's fucking money for the ak.
D
Yeah.
B
Cool. But yeah, no, if we. If we got a good dance partner with it, like titans of CNC was really good.
A
Yeah.
B
They really helped us out with the prototyping.
A
Yeah. That would be sick.
B
You're just asking because you want one.
A
I do want one.
B
Yeah.
A
Yes, I do want one as well. But I'm sure millions of others do as well. But yeah, that'd be nuts.
B
Even if it's just a run of like a couple hundred.
A
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Just like a small order of them. Because then. Yeah. Your AK50 will eventually be the same as this sniper that's going for a quarter million dollars.
C
Crazy.
A
Yeah.
D
I'm showing Connor AI how it thinks and interprets and then it works really well.
C
Works so functionally. It's a rocket engine turbo turbine.
A
Oh, that's cool.
C
It's.
D
Hey, this is impossible until AI on the layout hub built it.
A
That's alien. Yeah, that's like.
C
Dude.
A
Yeah.
C
When. Yeah. When. That terrified me because he showed me a cross section of what it designed and it looks like a cross section of like a human cell.
A
Yeah, it. Yeah, it. It.
D
And he's not lying.
A
It's what the. This is like a heart. Yeah. Like all your.
B
Would you say it looks like intelligent design? Yeah.
A
It looks like computers finally caught up with God. Did God.
B
Well, I don't like that.
A
God.
D
When you look at it. Yeah. Like all the cross sections on how it just is like, oh, this just
A
looks like a cadaver. Okay. Opened up like you're looking at all the veins and.
D
Which is impossible. Until AI and then 3D printed metal.
B
Well, I think the problem.
C
I think you'll find God.
A
Yeah. AI Is kind of just a computer.
D
God.
C
Man with a beautifully functioning perfect heart denies the existence of God.
B
Which I think is kind of funny because we find the first thing that exceeds human intelligence. Intelligence. And when we immediately go, God.
A
God.
B
You know, there was kind of one before that I would get death.
C
Ah.
D
This is what kills us. Okay, got it. Gas it out.
C
The. Yeah, like the every like movie scenario. Especially like Terminator where it's like humanoid robots holding rifles. And I'm like, I think a computer would just be like, how about we just gas the planet?
A
Yeah. Actually
B
your entire aspect atmosphere is now unbreathable.
A
Yeah.
D
So I love three body problem. It's the aliens when they show up and it's like, oh, huh? What is this thing?
A
Huh?
D
It might be a peace offering since we're so badass now.
A
Yeah.
D
They're afraid of our army as just a metal. It's like a three foot piece of metal. Just a sphere. Like, cool.
A
Looks like a teardrop.
D
It's a peace offering. Holy. They're saying we're sorry now. They see our case capability with this huge.
B
What a Trojan horse ass plot.
D
And then they bring it in and they're like, this is really dense. Like denser than anything we can like, what the lick it? Nothing. And then it just kills everything. And like.
A
Oh.
C
At least I would have known what it tasted like.
D
I love the first interaction with an alien species.
B
And you're like, you're like the little rodent thing. I'd squat
C
similar to the. The back window of a car.
A
Okay.
B
Tastes like it's still radioactive from its descent.
A
That hurts.
B
Yeah, that's a cool idea.
A
My balls hurts. My telephone. It wasn't good to do.
B
You're like the first guy who started trying out wild mushrooms.
A
Yeah, you know what it. Yeah, we were talking about that recently. Like back in the day, they were probably just like, you know what? Like, I'm going to cook with these. And it's like, ooh, tasty. Found some other ones. You know, I'm going to cook with these. And they're like, oh my God. Like, what the. That was a sheet of paper for 4,000 years. Yeah. That's when their brain just becomes like normal and sentient. They're like, oh, what the happened? What's in this soup, dude? My.
C
My buddy's parents owned a cabin in like western North Carolina, like in the Appalachian mountains. And we go there and they had this coffee table book of mushrooms. And it would categorize them and it was. It's just, you know, a book. It shows you a picture and it's like where they're native to.
A
Yeah.
C
And then it was like, what do they taste like? Like, and then there was a category and it was toxicity.
A
Yeah.
C
And I just flipped through it out of boredom one time and so it'd be like morel mushrooms and it's like, oh, they're super tasty. And they grow here and there and you cook them with butter and this and that and like 75% of the mushrooms in that. It's like toxicity. And it's unknown. Like nobody, nobody's even attempted to eat.
B
I feel like it was irresponsible in the book, like the layout of the book to put flavor profile before toxicity. Tastes like candy.
A
Ultra toxic flavor profile. Skittles Death. Just like a bunch of skulls and crossbones. Oh, it literally did the ratings.
B
Tastes great. Awesome. Never eat it. Oh, and if you eat it, please don't throw it up.
C
Tastes like chocolate. Chocolate makes you fall in love with the tree in Eli's backyard.
A
Okay. It's like a fine trade off.
D
Dope ash tree though.
C
That's a beautiful tree.
A
Over to this tree ever.
D
Everyone loves that tree.
A
What are you doing?
D
I don't know. That tree loves that.
A
He's talking to me.
C
Happy fourth of July, everybody.
A
Oh, man.
D
Once Brandon gets back, we'll ask him about his what, what's his next video? Because I have no. Connor, what's Brandon's next video?
C
He filmed like four things. He had a bunch of fuck off guns. So I was on a different podcast that everybody. A lot of crossover. Y' all need to have some PKA boys on here. There's a lot of requests, but I was on PKA A Story for that too. And I drink heavily when I'm on podcasts now that I've done the same this time, but passed out super early. Woke up at like 4am well, Brandon went down to or went out to Drive Tanks to film like four or five videos. Different, different guns that he had lined up. Like very unique cool ass guns. I Woke up at 4am and I was like, what do I do at this point in time? I was like, I'm gonna go meet up with Brando. And the boys out at Drive Tanks. Drove to the hotel they were at in Uvalde, hung out with them. And then I'm a little bit autistic. So I got. I got hot and hungry and uncomfortable and left right before they started recording anything. So I don't remember what guns they brought, but they were really cool and I could have been there to witness that. But instead, I. I drove 2 hours one way and 2 hours back and stopped at a Wendy's and kicked my heels on the tailgate of a truck. But Brandon will be back momentarily to tell you all the exciting things he did.
D
I love you. Like, man, I'm gonna go hang with the boys. Hangover hits when it's hot in Texas and you're like, I was.
C
I wasn't hungover. It was just that I woke up. So I woke up so early at like 4am I bought this new little. The whole drum machine and I was playing. I'm making beats. I'm gonna become a rap producer. That's my next career. So you're getting into acting?
A
Yeah.
C
Very excited for that. I'm super stoked to see, like, YouTube ads of you eating that sandwich unironically. Because I'm gonna. I'm gonna forget this the second I leave, and it's gonna pop up and I'm gonna be like, yo, what the.
D
I know that guy.
C
I'm doing that with rap beats right now.
A
Okay, cool.
C
Producing sick rap beats. I'm not gonna tell you my stage name because, yeah, I'm gonna be a rap producer. I'm gonna sell my beats. That's my retirement plan. So YouTube in the meantime, tick. Started off on tick tock. YouTube in the meantime. Cranking it right now. Rap producer soon. But no, I got this little thing and I was just cranking. Cranking beats out, dude.
A
Yeah.
C
Like, crazy style. Cranking's a recurring
A
in the studio.
C
Dude, I don't know if you've seen.
A
I've been rubbing my thigh, just wiggling back and forth, keeping it going.
C
I tucked him down to the side. We're rubbing on the thigh.
D
Just that little.
A
Yeah, all right. We're back here. We're back down, boy.
C
So I invited myself out to fucking Brandon's video shoot and then just showed up. I ate the fucking continental breakfast. Did not pay for a hotel room.
B
I just walked down. Like.
C
We were.
B
We were like, lobby time, like 9:30 or whatever. We. I walked down, I was like, all right. I was doing a head count on all my guys. I'm like, all right, everybody here? I needed three. I have four. What the. Oh, Connor's here.
A
Yeah.
B
Wait, what's up?
A
What?
C
Eating a bowl of Raisin Bran. I figured you spend enough money at that hotel for everybody that I could have a bowl of Raisin Bran.
B
Yeah, I don't think they'll miss it.
A
Yeah.
C
And then we eat. We went out to drive tanks and everything got set up and Brandon's getting all prepared and everything, all excited like, dude, six years ago, that would have been the most pivotal moment of my life. Hanging out with Brandon Herrera.
B
Drive tank tanks left and right. Fucking million dollars worth of machine guns on the wall.
C
We were throwing rocks at a trash can. Saw a bug.
A
There's a little.
B
What are they called? Dung beetle.
A
Oh, they're everywhere there. Yeah, it was cool as awesome.
B
I've never seen one in my life.
A
Dude, it's so. I see him every time I'm there. I'm like, oh, there it is. And he's just rolling his little turd around.
C
You're like, yeah, saw two of them. We got in the. Brandon can't throw rocks to save his life.
B
I got. I hit the bin.
C
Yeah, I did one time. How many times did I do it? Hey, you like 5ish. We're not going to talk about that. But yeah, everything gets set up. It's like all these antique specialty rifles. Yeah, no, it's bully Brandon and at Drive Test.
B
All because you got the wrong James Bond movie.
C
Yeah, you said a thing that made me mad.
A
You're my enemy.
D
Now put on Caleb's hat. Oh,
C
Dude, this is my Ethan's balls.
A
That's just a.
C
All right, Eli, now come stand up next to me.
A
Eli, come stand next to me. It was like the Darth helmet. It was the dark.
D
I fine with the insurance. I've accepted this. When I was Mexican.
C
Oh, I don't think that was in frame.
A
It's seven inches.
C
It's a normal human head size. But no, all that would say too much.
A
Yeah. Well,
D
real quick. There you go.
A
You're good.
D
Oh, okay. That. I was like making it clear for you there. Good.
A
There it is.
D
Yeah, yeah. You just had a weird like.
A
Yeah.
B
But no, you just. You just. You just peaced out. You're just like, it's humid and I'm hungry and I don't want to be here anymore.
C
Just a dish display of all of these firearms that none of you will ever get a shoot in your life.
B
Jesus Christ.
A
It's called the truth.
B
One of them was a Glock.
C
There was no Glock there. Liar.
B
I guarantee you there was no.
C
Well, those don't count. But I was just like, I'm mildly uncomfortable. I'm going to go home. And I went and I got Dave's single with. It was a medium meal. Dave's single, number one Diet Coke because they only have Coke there. And then I got a 10 piece nugget. Just the entree.
B
I love how you try to reclaim relatability. Now.
C
I eat fast food.
B
Like I was out here in this beautiful place with all these firearms. None of you peasants will ever shoot. And I went and had Wendy's on the way home.
A
We're back.
C
I'm telling a true story.
B
I painfully aware.
C
How about that gun auction where you're about to spend tens of thousands of dollars?
B
No, it won't be that much. But it's. It's absurd. It's an absurd amount for a pistol that nobody knows exists. That looks like shit.
C
Should be coming up soon.
B
Yeah, soon enough. I think. Like it's projected to go for like five to seven grand, which is again, it's ludicrous for, for what it is, but unless you know, like, it's one of those things that makes me happy that yeah, five to eight grand is what's projected.
C
Poo. Poo. For the record, I'm upset that I got Wendy's. I wish I'd have gotten. What's the restaurant that's good as fuck?
B
Billy Bob's.
C
Billy Bob's Burgers, if you're in West Texas. Fucks hard.
B
It is like the local chain of five guys.
C
Yeah, it's like diner style. What we had in northern Indiana was called Penguin Point.
B
Oh yeah, it's just like.
C
It's like, it's a, it's a fast food restaurant, but it's like if your buddy was cooking fast food items for you.
B
Yeah, right.
C
Like if you went over to your boy's house and you're like, hey, give me a double cheeseburger.
A
Yeah.
C
Like what your boy would cook for you.
B
Imagine it's like 5:50. Yeah, I imagine it's what McDonald's was before Ray Kroc took over, probably.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Like the local chain that made him like, oh, wow, I fucking need a piece of this.
D
Sure.
A
Can we talk about like a conspiracy thing for just a second? I met McDonald's.
D
No,
A
I've not ate McDonald's in a good while now. Just because, you know, the off chance that this is maybe real, I with McDonald's, dude, like every now and then a little double cheeseburger or something. Like, I'm, I'm down with it. Talking about how McDonald's owns like no farms and. But all they also own like a million children's hospitals. You guys seen that propaganda going around
B
where like talking about the Ronald McDonald foundation or Ronald McDonald's house, something. Yeah.
A
Where they're talking about how supposedly there's like, children meat in the burgers.
C
No chance.
B
Zero chance.
A
I know, right? But, like, also. But also, like, there's a lot to, like, delve into there where it's like, they have. They have no connections with any farm at all, but they're the number one, like, hamburger supplier of, like, the world. But they own a load of children's hospitals. I don't.
B
I don't believe that. They don't own any.
C
Supposedly, like, they don't own farmland. They buy doo doo meat from Australia.
A
Old McDonald's had a farm, and on that farm. And on that farm, he had sick orphans. Put them in a cheeseburger.
C
This double cheeseburger tastes like child leukemia.
A
What is that? That's cancer from the child. Oh. Oh, God.
B
McDonald's. McDonald's sources its beak from a global network of suppliers, with primary US Suppliers, including Lopez Foods, Keystone Foods, and Cargill.
A
Yeah.
D
Make sure they're real.
B
The one thing that did get me about the McDonald's beef.
A
Yeah.
B
Is that whole thing about how they did the. The 100% U.S. angus beef.
A
Yeah.
B
Which, like, if you've ever had a McDonald's burger, I mean, they're fucking delicious. Like, Big Macs. Sure.
A
It rules.
B
You know that, like, most of that is not cow.
A
Yeah. Like, I mean, they do. People do tests all the time where they, like. Like, leave it out for a year and it doesn't change.
B
But how they got away with it.
A
Yeah, I know, right?
B
No, no, but how they got away with saying that it was 100 like us.
A
Yeah.
B
Is they had the copyright. Like, the brand name was 100 U.S. angus Beef.
A
Oh, it's just a name. Yeah.
B
Literally.
D
That is so smart.
A
That's not what it's made of. We just have that name, which is, like.
B
It was the name.
A
The children's hospital.
D
Those three places.
A
Yeah. Bring my kid to the Angus be. My. My sick kid has to go to some new hospital. He's dying. They bring him to the 100% Angus Beef Hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
B
Instead of.
C
Instead of, like, Superman showing up in costume. It's Anton Chigur.
A
It's the Hamburglar. It's Grimace. He just kills the kid.
C
No, Grimace. She's been gone for a while and I. I'm scared.
A
He's at the hospital, dude. He's just killing the kids. He controls the grinder for the kids.
B
Dude, that reminds me of the Denny.
A
The Denny's from Shot Show. They're just beating.
B
Welcome to Denny's.
A
God, Baby.
D
My favorite.
A
Oh, my God. Oh, you.
D
Connor wasn't There yet. That was like one year before you
A
joined the group, right? Yeah.
D
Oh, the Denny story.
A
It was just us. God.
B
What.
A
How late was it?
B
It was like 3am we were at the Denny. We were at the Denny's next to the Venetian. And we were all just like. Everybody was smoked from like the one
C
long, like the two floor one on the street.
A
Yeah, yeah, wrecked, dude. We were all wore out. So like everything was funny and. Oh my God, I don't know how we got into it. There was like a. A child there or something that was loud and somebody was like, God, shut that kid up. I was like, yeah, it's Denny's. And somehow we got on to like they do that there at Denny's. They have a person that comes out with a bat and beats kids when they're too loud there. I don't even remember where we went, but it was just.
B
They keep it under the counter. Welcome to Denny's, children.
A
The children's bat. Welcome to.
B
Have you tried our syrups?
A
We got all kinds of syrups. Shut that kid up though.
B
I. I don't think I have ever come. Come closer in my life to pissing my pants as a grown man.
A
Yeah, we were dying. Yeah, we were all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
D
I forgot about the Denise thing on the ridiculous dude.
A
Yeah. I was like about to gag from laughing, but it was so stupid.
D
Oh God.
B
That's one of those like when my life flashes before my eyes. Like that's going to be one of the moment that pops up at the Dinies.
A
We got every flavor of syrup here. No kids allowed. Okay. Odd.
B
I don't know how we didn't get kicked out.
A
Yeah, we were loud as we were. Yeah, they're probably used to that by now though. To Denny's. And also Denny's in Vegas. 3am Yeah, 3am yeah, they're like. Yep.
B
I think they serve beer there.
A
Oh, they might. That'd be sick.
D
Aren't we drinking?
B
Yeah, cuz pretty much every place serves alcohol. Like the Taco Bell has alcohol.
C
Yeah, yeah, we that experience at a steak and shake at like 2 o'. Clock. Back when steak everything used to be open 24 hours. Well, not everything, but a lot of
B
places pre Covid at least.
C
Yeah. So steak and shake at like three o' clock in the morning and we walk in and this is me and my back home boys walk in. I don't remember what we're up to. Causing chaos. And I had a battle. A bottle of Stolich Naya Blueberry Stoli Blue set It on the counter. And the waiter was like, erm, sir, you can't have that in here. And I go, I have $5. And we were allowed to drink slowly.
A
Would you like a glass for that?
B
I think vodka is easier to come about in a steak and shake than a glass.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Probably.
A
Yeah. I don't think you're allowed to have
C
that shouts out the frisco mill.
D
It sucks ass, that mistake. And shake so much.
B
Because they're the one, I think that went like all like Maha, like beef tallow and now. Right?
A
Yeah, yeah, they're doing it all.
B
I was just talking with one of the guys that's now like doing like a bunch of like high level marketing for them now.
C
Because they went.
B
They steered into it. They're like, yeah, we'll just go like super healthy. Well, healthy for fast food.
A
Yeah.
B
You're never gonna like.
C
Sure. It's not.
D
It's better than McDonald's.
B
It's not a kale salad.
A
That is child meat burger.
B
You order the off menu stem cell burger.
A
I get the one that makes me live forever. Yeah.
D
Thank you.
A
The vampire burger.
C
Yes.
B
And then number 23, the Adrenochrome Special.
A
It's just a chunk of a child's foot.
B
Oh, gosh.
A
With a straw. Just drink it. Okay.
D
Instead of an umbrella, a kid foot.
B
The harvester at the bottom of the play pit.
A
Yeah, my kid went the play pit. He just didn't come out. That's weird.
B
You're a bad mom.
A
I guess he's gone forever. There's just a like, grinder in the back pressing out. Yeah, he's in the back.
D
More burgers.
A
Okay. The Timmy burger. There's just a room with a big grinder. And grimace in the back. The new burger's ready. Grimace. Yes. He's whipping him.
C
And
A
it's just like a terrible scene. Okay.
B
Got your gluttony.
A
You'll pay for it. Yeah. These are all just demons that work in a hidden room at McDonald's. Just grinding children.
C
The playset.
A
Yeah.
C
You climb into the tube and fall
B
into that exact same joke.
A
The ball.
B
I was just saying, like, we communicate via telepathy these days.
D
It's like, yeah, Papa Meat, here's your ideas for.
B
He did that with Chick Fil A, if you remember.
A
Oh, I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
There's a reason those homeschool kids are so polite.
D
That girl. I forget again. Don't do TikTok.
C
That was a bit. Yeah, yeah, Her.
D
And then that's what he took.
A
I don't think I know this.
B
Savage, like, bursting at the seams, trying not to correct us.
C
That's my tick.
D
She knows that stuff. I do not.
B
We summoned her with tick tock, chick Fil A and homeschooling.
C
I'm pretty sure it was like a bit. And the girl got fired for.
B
She almost did, but now she's doing her own thing, trying to get into acting. So wasn't like, chick Fil a friendly? Oh, how is that not chick Fil A friendly? Cuz she was.
C
She was like, mocking the c. Mocking the customer in the skit.
B
I feel like that would be weird. Like, as. As a. Like I'm not in charge of any, like, corporate policy, but I feel like I would have a hard time. Like somebody's doing a viral video.
A
Yeah.
B
Talking about how good your sauces are.
A
Well, did you see starting that, like the. The little sweet boy that worked at Waterburger. Yeah. Yeah, We all went.
B
We just. Everyone in their own panel just put
D
three side by side with that.
A
Yeah, it's like that sweet boy. Yeah, he's. He's like autistic or something. But he worked at Whataburger and like, on each of his breaks, he would just be out eating, like outside eating. Eating some Whataburger meal. I'm just hyping it up. And he would like, he wore like a big cross and he would like, pray over his meal, like every meal. And he'd be like, lord, bless this stuff. And it was like, cute. It was very wholesome and sweet and
D
like, how's he autistic so far?
A
Well, I think all of that.
C
What symptoms?
A
But dude, just like the sweetest kid, man. Like, like, literally when I watch him, like, every, like, man, like, this is. This is one of God's children. Like, this is him. But he would just like, pray over every meal and he'd like showcase, like, every piece of the meal. And he'd have like some McFlurry or something. He'd be like, mmm, so good. Like, hyping it up.
B
Was he doing it, like, to a camera?
A
Yeah, yeah. He would record himself, like, on his breaks, like, just hyping up Whataburger. And like, his co workers were bastards. Like, they would be like, you still. Hey, what are you doing over. Praying over at meal? You can't be doing that while you're on work, bitch.
C
Like, they were like 1980s.
A
Yeah. They're like, talking shit to this, like, sweet little boy praying over his meal and stuff. And eventually he got, like, fired because they, like, Wrote him up over shit, dude. Every video he had probably had like, millions of views of him.
B
Just like, fire everybody else on the staff.
A
Supposedly they did. Supposedly they fired that entire Whataburger and closed it down for a while. And, like, whataburger stepped in was like, blah, blah. But it doesn't make sense because he never came back. He got hired at a Sonic that, like, his. His youth pastor worked at. So he got hired at some Sonic
B
that's a very youth pastor place to work.
C
Well, I love. I love all the characteristics of this young man you're describing. I hate all the restaurants he's decided to work at.
A
Yeah, sure. But it's like his. His youth pastor was the manager at this Sonic, so she hired him there or whatever. It's like one of the few dying in Sonics left. So now he's there hyping. I've not seen much of him lately, but now he's there hyping up Sonic food. But yeah, dude, it was like, it's
B
a much harder job for like, three, four days.
A
God, please send me back to Waterburger. You are truly merciful. But, dude, he. He should.
B
Papa, can you hear me?
A
He should own that Whataburger, dude. Like, he was giving them all of the publicity they could have ever wanted. And, yeah, they fired him for whatever reason. Him praying on his breaks and filming it. Some. Some reason they fired him.
C
But, like, I'm not a lot. That feels like, exactly discrimination.
A
Yeah, people were, like, bullying him. Like, you would hear them talking to him, like, during his meals. And like, people were like, getting. All the comments were like, who's. Who's talking to you? I think his name is, like, Brian or something like that. But, like, who's talking to you, Brian? You want us to come to that what, burger and beat their ass? Like, all the comments are just like, we love you. We'll kick everybody's ass.
D
But it was like, Brian works. He shows up and just does that for six hours.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
D
He's the worst worker ever.
A
He sucks at work. Yeah. Like, we hate you. Yeah. But.
D
Oh, yeah.
A
So who knows what became of that story? But supposedly, like, one little article I saw said that they fired that whole staff at that Whataburger. And, like, they closed it down for a little while so they could, like, revamp it and hire a whole new team and Whataburger, like, put some statement out like, this is not our values, blah, blah, blah.
B
Imagine like, being that corporate, like, C level guy that, like, this gets brought to your desk it's like, oh God.
A
Yeah.
B
You're like, we have this, this kid who's gone viral. Like the most wholesome autistic kid on the planet.
A
Yeah.
B
Goes viral and our staff bullies the out of them. It's like just close the whole thing down.
A
Yeah. Literally fire them all. Close it. Yeah, we'll come in there. Kid.
C
I'm guessing he's like 17.
A
He's like just old enough to be working. Like he. Yeah, he's young, but yeah, dude, it was like so wholesome and then like the Internet was like rallying behind him. I think they. He did like a GoFundMe for a little while while he was like not employed and got like few hundred grand. So he like went nuts on that. But yeah, yeah, he's probably lived.
D
Coke.
A
Yeah. He's like praying over his coke. Please let this coke nourish me, Lord, As I sit down, as I work my. As I work mark my eight hour shift at Sonic. Lord, please let this coat get me through this. But yeah, he's. He's probably living it up now, dude. The Internet rallied behind him. So yeah, it was sad to see the downfall, but probably did great for him. So hopefully. Yeah. Shouts out that guy. Yeah. Brian, I think that's his name. I'm probably saying it not right, but it's probably something different. But yeah, all his videos were so wholesome, which is.
B
Speaking of, do we have numbers for how much we raised during our the autism charity month?
D
Not final.
A
Yeah.
B
Do you have a rough and.
D
Oh, definitely clear. 250,000.
B
Yeah.
D
Yeah, we cleared a quarter million.
A
Nice.
D
Y' all beautiful.
A
And that got all goes directly to your son, right?
D
Yeah,
A
he just buys like a piece.
B
Who do you think paid for F1 weekend empty?
C
Daddy, have you ever seen 7 billion Hot Wheels cars?
A
Oh yeah.
D
Got a good deal.
C
Daddy.
A
It's just a life size Hot Wheels car. We can't even. You can't even drive this.
D
You can buy a real one. Yeah.
A
No, daddy
D
doesn't do anything.
A
It's got a giant track and some
C
ugly one rolls down the hill and slams into Sony's garage.
A
He builds a giant ramp forward over the house like loop de loops and shit. His hands just around the wheel that doesn't move.
D
The steering wheel is locked into place.
A
The steering wheel is just locked.
D
The tires don't turn.
B
Just like a giant like die cast pot. Metal car.
A
The seats are metal and everything and sloppily painted.
D
Sell more shirts next to daddy.
C
Oh thank God it's finally over. The two Giant spinning wheels.
A
Lift your lips and. Oh, hell, yeah. I hope that happens. That'd be sick. It's next year. Yeah, next year. You guys heard it. That's what it's going towards next year. Yeah. They can come rod it, build one.
C
We need $75,000 donation for the two giant rubber wheels. They're gonna.
A
They're gonna shoot his giant through the loop de loop.
D
0 to 30, and then 30 to
A
280 miles pass out from the GS. It's just that you're putting. You're filling that car up with autistic kids. It's sending them 200 miles an hour instantly each time. Welcome to Ronald McDonald Has Charities. You're gonna have 75 seconds of fun,
C
and then you'll be a chicken nugget, buddy.
A
It just pumps out a conveyor belt of cheeseburgers. That's the. That's the end. Thanks for learning autism awareness.
D
Beautiful hamburgers.
B
It's like the Pink Floyd music video. Just grinding them out.
A
And then we.
C
And then we melt your car with a magnifying glass.
D
Daddy, it was perfect.
B
Speaking of autistic kids, I. I gave Connor that set of the, the air. Oh, no, we're going there. The, the. What is it? The. What do they call those? The Apple Air Pro AirPod Maxes.
A
Yeah. Okay.
B
He spurged out for like an hour.
C
Like an hour. It was like six.
B
She's like, I, I, I think I understand autism now.
C
They're fully noise canceling. I love.
D
Oh, dude, those are.
B
I.
C
And those are fully, fully noise canceling. So I put those puppies on. Just silence. It was like, for the first time in my life, I'm probably got a little bit. But just like, genuinely, seriously, like, it was just, like, peaceful. And I was like, oh, I totally get that. And then I put on, like, music that I like. And it was like I was in a room by myself. It was so fucking peaceful. Just walking around, tapping to the beat, dancing.
B
I didn't know Steezeely Dan had six hours of music.
D
Those are fucking amazing headphones.
A
Okay, so I should invest.
D
So when we were leaving the Cadillac paddock, they're like, here's your fucking swag bags. We got them, we left, and then we're opening. And then we had the big race day paddock passes. And then the individuals before had the qualifying passes. We open, we're like, oh, shit. We got a hat, a shirt, and oh, what's this Cadillac box? Oh, AirPod maxes with Cadillac F1 team printed on it. Beautiful headsets. And we're like, holy.
A
What the fuck?
D
They just gave this away to all of us. Saturday, we got a fucking scarf.
B
Okay.
A
Yeah. We were like. We blew it on the first day. They were like, can we trade it?
C
Sorry.
D
But there.
B
Yeah, well, yeah, y' all came back.
C
Brandon came back and he's like. He was like, oh, I got something. He's like, you'll get more use out of these than I will because I
B
don't wear, like, the. Over here. Like, I. Yeah, thank you, by the way.
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
But, yeah, I put those on and I was like. And I was like, oh, this is. It's cool. Like, it's. It's an over the ear headset type deal. And then I put on the. The noise canceling. And literally, like, instantaneously. Instantaneously, it was like, yeah. And it was like, oh, it's just me and my thoughts alone.
D
Frank is talking, but you can't hear it. You can't hear it.
B
You literally can't.
C
He had to throw something at me to get my attention.
B
It was like one of those, like, sanding blocks or whatever. I chucked it out of it.
A
It was a knife. Hey, it feels like a line.
C
Professor X goes into the. The little room.
A
Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Where he reaches out to everybody across the room.
C
Cere.
B
It's a re. Yeah, it was a weird little.
C
The son of. Oh, that's a deep cut. X Men 2. X Men United.
A
Yeah. When they go save him in that room. Yeah, yeah.
B
Oh, the angel dude.
A
Well, the guy who's like, no, the little kid that was bald. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever his name was.
C
Caleb knows what's up. My older brother shouts out, my older.
A
Younger brother.
D
Kev, how old are you?
A
I'm 30. Oh, you are.
C
Oh, he's two years older.
D
28. I don't know why I thought, well, yeah, I'm 48.
C
According to the Internet, I'm 48. I've lied consistently enough about my age that Everybody thinks I'm 48.
B
Well, until now.
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
No, I'm.
A
This was also a lie. Yeah.
B
Professional gaslighter King Trout dude.
A
So I was. I was at Stagecoach this, like, a week or two ago, and I've never had any interest in going any. Anything like that. You guys know what Stagecoach is?
C
No.
A
It's like the country music Coachella. It's the same. Same place, but it's all country music artists. But I was down there with Lucy's. They had like. And I was kind of nervous about this to begin with. Because I was like, man, it's like, it's going to be me and like a bunch of LA influencers in this big ass house going to Country Coachella. I was like, man, this is not my like forte. But like, I was like, cool. It'd be a new experience. I'm there with a sponsor, you know, it'll be fun. Ended up being a blast. They had like, you know, the ultra VIP passes for everything and it was, that's how that was like. The house we were in was like mansion. That's like a mile from the, the festival grounds and it's all decked out in sponsorship. Like it's like Lucy sponsored it. Some hydration brand, like a beer company called American Beer Crown Royal. It was like there was like six sponsors that sponsor that house. Like every room just like your bed was just decked out in like free shit. But there's like a hundred of those mansions in the area and each one was the same thing. Each house had like a bunch of influencers or people from TV or something like that that were staying there that week full of different swag shit from all these different companies. And each like morning they're like, all right, we're going to this house and that house and that house just to kind of hang out and go grab shit. And I was like, okay, dude, if I would have been like a hot girl there, that would have been jackpot. They like, they were getting so much like all these like nice ass cowboy boots. There's like like boot barn and Justin's like all these places were like sponsoring the houses.
B
You got a koozie?
A
I got. Well, I got like, yeah, like a lot of like liquor stuff and like backpacks. I did get like, yeah. I was like, I got like a Justin Jack. I could have got like so much, but I was like, dude, I don't want to have to buy another suitcase to bring on this bag. Like I was already packed the brim,
B
my steak too juicy.
A
My lobster steak, butter juice. It was like cool. But like, yeah, I end up getting. I was like it. I'll get that. Cuz they were giving away like cool. Justin like cowboy jackets and you could get like your name embroidered on them. So I was like, cool. I was like, I'll put like grizzly puncher on or something. Did that and I was like, this is sick. But then you're like walking around with arms full of for like the next few hours and it's hot as and like I regretted it every time. So I stopped getting. But like Every day. All the girls that were there with us that were like other incident influencers that were like, you know, way more popular than me were like making multiple trips back and forth back to the house so they could drop off all this.
C
Like, who headlined it?
A
Well, Ella Langley was there one day. Post Malone was there one day. I'm already in, dude. So one day.
B
Also I'm very jealous too, because I just looked it up. It was what I thought it was. Treaty Oak Revival was there.
A
Yeah, dude. They're one of my favorite books. Brooks and Dunn was there. Like, it was like they had some, some good classics and then a bunch of new ones that were there. So like Turnpike Troopers. Yeah. I'm not sure if they were there, but it was cool. And like the festival grounds are gigantic. It is like, it was a lot that.
B
That kind of. To be honest. Like, unless you have like VIP, something
A
like that, never go to it if it wasn't like that. Yes.
B
Like, I don't. I do not like that 20,000 people crowd. Like that's. It was Eli's freaking. Just like you just told a story
C
about how I put on noise canceling headphones.
A
Like, I feel safe. Yeah, no, that's.
D
That's literally 20.
A
I would have not been interested in it if we didn't weren't getting like special treatment because it was packed as. But we had like a shuttle that was bringing us right to like the front gate, letting us out there and we walked to wherever we were going because we were there. One of the like influencer groups with us was a band called Country Night. And they do like country edm. I don't really with too much edm, but it was dope. They played like, it was like 90s country and then it would turn into like an EDM song. It was like, it went hard. I was like, okay. I was like, I can, I can get down with this.
C
I can see it.
A
But one of the, one of the nights, like we went to like after parties that were hosted by, you know, this brand or that brand every night. We went to the Von Dutch after party one night and they had this like cabana set up that was like sand everywhere and it was like you felt like you were on like a tropical island or something. It had like all the like wavy material as a roof and they had like a tattoo stand set up where you could go get free tattoos. And they had a Von Dutch pop up booth where you could go in and get like three free items and then like all these. It was just like Crazy. But yeah, they. We were at the booth and Waka Flocka was there. And he was there. Yeah, he was there. And he like had like one song that they collabed together. So he was like singing his parts and he come out and hung out with. He's giant, dude. He's so big. Dude. He's like a foot taller than me. And I was like, he's big as like Von Dutch.
C
A band.
A
No, Von Dutch, like the clothing line. Like the old dude. It's like a. Like, I think, think. I think like 90s girls, like with like butterfly thongs and I think the.
B
The. The Mexican from Cars.
A
Okay. Yeah.
B
That's the only reason I know that. And you know exactly what the I'm talking about.
A
But it's like, it's like really popular in like 90s in 2000.
B
The low rider one.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
B
Like that's how culture.
A
Hats and jeans and. Yeah, yeah.
C
So okay.
A
They're still really popular out there.
C
But this is here in Texas.
A
This was out in Palm Springs is where this was.
B
Which is so ironic. They have like the biggest country thing
A
fucking California, but did. It was pretty sick. But yeah, dude, like same like you guys were talking about that swag bag. It was like every day. So much free shit all the time. I was like, man, I was like, this is. And I get it because it's like all these celebrities and like influencers and shit. They want you wearing their stuff at this big festival.
B
I'm used to like ignoring swag bags where it's like, oh, it's a T. Shirts, patches, whatever the fuck. The. The one with the Cadillac. I'm like, as soon as you pulled out air. Whatever the air pods, whatever they.
A
Yeah, then you're like, all right. Damn expensive.
C
What the.
A
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
C
No, they're like low rise jeans on girls. They would sit like just above their.
A
Oh, yeah, it was hot.
C
Yeah, like early 2000s. Like Christina Aguilera type.
A
Yes, like that. Yep, yep. And yeah, they had like the track suits too.
D
But yeah, you're talking about Brandon with the. The design. Ramon.
B
But he literally says Von Dutch in the. In the.
D
Oh, shit.
A
Okay, that's. But it was sick. We got to be like.
B
It was a car DVD when I was a kid. There's lines that are baked into my fucking brain. We got to be like, oh, I
C
thought you were referencing the animated film Cars.
B
Yes.
A
What?
D
Yeah, that's why I said ride and watch that a whole bunch too.
C
Disregard. I think I don't want to derail.
D
I'm so confused right now.
C
You want to fuck a car?
A
No, that's not.
B
That was never brought up. He literally says that.
C
Ramon, I interrupted Caleb in the middle of a sentence to be confused by what you're showing me right now. Riveting podcasting right now.
B
It's. That is literally a line from Cars about Von Dutch. Okay. Yeah, yeah, the film.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like. We got to be pretty much, like, front row at, like, a lot of the concerts we wanted to see. And dude, like. And I love L.L. langley's music, but, dude, when she came out, I was like, okay, I really get it now. Like, the wind is. The wind is blowing. And she's like, in these, like, flowy outfits, and she's singing and stuff. And, like, she walks by, and she's close enough that, like, when the wind Winsville and you can smell her perfume. I was like, oh. Like, it was a magical moment.
B
Meanwhile, they have a dog. They have those, like, Disney, like, scent sprayers out there. So every guy thinks that.
A
And it's like, that was so many times. I can smell. Yeah. She's, like, looking through the crowd, and she, like, is locking eyes with you.
D
Me,
A
like, she's singing it too. You're like, yeah, me.
B
Are you?
D
This is his massive spar room.
A
There was, like, a festival. A part of me because she follows me on Tick Tock. And, like, we've had, like, a bunch of interactions and stuff and, like, common stuff that I was like, I wonder if, like, she'll see me and, like, recognize me or something. I'm like, yeah. So I'm just like. We're, like, looking around, and I'm just, like, there in the crowd, and I'm, like, trying not to, like. But the whole time, I'm just, like. The whole time she's saying, I'm just, like, a little gifty.
D
It's me.
A
It's me.
B
You're. What do they call that?
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Like, yeah, like, she sees you. I'm surrounded by, like, little girl influencers that are like, little gym girls. And I'm just like, you're shoving them
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out of the way.
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But, dude, it was like. It was really fun.
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You're a toxic Ella fella.
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Get the out of the way. Get to swinging right. You're like the hands off my wife. Don't look at her.
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The troll from Lord of the Rings.
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I was just about to say that.
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He's the one that just snuck in the two towers. Just running in the middle.
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Bash my head in the wall. But Dude, Yeah, it was. It was sick. There was like all these really cool food stands there, and I like, you know how much you're going to trust a food scene, but it was like gourmet, like, fish tacos and. And like all these. You just see random celebrities walking around and we're like. Ashton Kutcher was like, right next to us for the long time. I was like. I was like, is that Ashton Kutcher? And he's just, like, chilling, like, by himself. Like, there's no one with him. It's just him. Sydney Sweeney's walking around and we're just like. I'm like, like, dude. I'm like, this is like full by herself. Yeah. Like, she. She. How fast can you run? Well, she was like going from, like her little. She had. She.
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You're like, you're the. The older guy from. What is it? Get out the rings.
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But the opposite.
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Away from the.
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Into an alley. But yeah.
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Dear God.
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Yeah, it was cool. I was. I was delightfully surprised with how much fun it was.
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I think we can move on to
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that show after that note where you
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can watch me buy a gun. That's coming up in four lots.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Tune in to the unsubscribe after show once again. And as always, thank you for watching. I was joined by eli double tap, Mr. Caleb Francis, future Congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself.
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Fish Caleb, where do we find you,
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you beautiful son of a.
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Everywhere. Caleb W. Francis. I'm gonna do like a little plug as well. I got my milk chugger shirts just came out. I've got all my branding hats. I don't have it yet, but the milk chugger hat just dropped.
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Milk chugger with a hard R. Yeah.
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I mean business when I'm talking about. When I say milk chugger, I mean it. All my new merch just dropped. The links are in my bio. Yeah. Caleb W. Francis. Everywhere.
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Dude, no Grizzly Puncher on Twitch.
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Oh, yeah.
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Twitch is Grizzly Puncher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everywhere. I forget. I forget about Twitch sometime. Also, that one's Grizzly Puncher. That's my Persona. But yeah, yeah, watch me play some scary games. Come hang out. And thanks for having me, guys.
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Stay tuned for the after show.
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Love you.
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Bye.
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Date: May 24, 2026
Theme:
A quintessential Unsubscribe chaos-fest featuring tales from recent hog hunting trips, wild creator collabs, experiments with glassblowing and blacksmithing, fitness updates, acting ambitions, and deep-dives (and derails...) into gun history, viral fast food conspiracies, and a cavalcade of inappropriate, irreverent humor.
The hosting crew is reunited and in rare form, swapping updates about their varied content creation adventures, sharing stories from wild hunts (animal and otherwise), and riffing in their uniquely unfiltered style. Whether they're discussing viral videos, strange historical trivia, or outlandish McDonald’s rumors, nothing is off-limits. This episode is a classic blend of creative hustle, gun culture, behind-the-scenes peeks at content life, and raunchy comedy.
Caleb’s Wild Hunting Weekend:
Caleb’s Step into Acting:
| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:29 | Fitness/lifting & strongman shenanigans | | 10:12 | TikTok censorship and monetization changes | | 14:45 | Helicopter hog hunt recap | | 20:11 | Acting in Bill Murray music videos & commercial gigs | | 35:07 | "Scary but lovable" acting roles discussion | | 49:02-82:20 | Absurdist segment about "sperm edge," fertility, microscope experiments | | 92:03 | WA 2000 sniper auction drama | | 101:28 | Barrett .50 cal "grail gun" purchases | | 123:41 | McDonald’s “100% Angus beef” branding loophole revelation | | 125:24 | Denny’s “child discipline” bit | | 130:42 | Whataburger worker/prayer viral story | | 151:35 | Wrap up, plugs, Caleb’s merch |
Unsubscribe #265 is a whiskey-blended, gym-scented, lead-slinging variety show, as much about friendship and banter as it is about hog hunts or creative hustle. Tune in for unfiltered takes, spicy gun nerding, wild hypothetical scenarios (seriously, avoid breakfast during the sperm battle segment), and true inside-baseball on life as a viral creator.