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Steve Hargett
What's more powerful? I can submit you or you can do nothing to me.
Nick the Fat Electrician
First time I met him, I rolled with him and he goes, you Jiu Jitsu is gay.
Donut Operator
I go out and find homeless people and I give them LSD and I'm like, like, I'm like, the cop's veins are made of copper.
Eli Double Tap
Holy sh T. I feel so good now.
Donut Operator
Supa man,
Eli Double Tap
say hi to Levi. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. Donut a dog joke disposition. And there's a fat Electrician.
Steve Hargett
Welcome to unsubscribe.
Eli Double Tap
3, 2, 1.
Steve Hargett
It's kind of cool.
Donut Operator
Host killer apple.
Eli Double Tap
Oh yeah.
Donut Operator
Hi everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap fat electrician Steve Hargett, my self, Donut operator. Thank you so much for being here.
Nick the Fat Electrician
What's up?
Eli Double Tap
Look, we got another Asian in the house.
Donut Operator
Holy shit.
Steve Hargett
We're being taken over since that last operator. What? Owner operator?
Donut Operator
No, I said I'm donut operator.
Eli Double Tap
Oh yeah, he's owner operator.
Donut Operator
I can't.
Steve Hargett
Owner operator? Yes, his name is actually house owner operator here.
Donut Operator
It's me and a bunch of minorities on this podcast. The Asians are taking over. Oh man. I would like to know while we're talking about it, what happened after the podcast with those sweet Asian people?
Steve Hargett
Wait, hold on, what happened?
Eli Double Tap
We had two Japanese or two people, man. When was Mr. Was it Fukunara? Fukunami Funaki? Yeah, Funaki hasn't been to the United States in 50 years as a 75, 76 year old man.
Steve Hargett
So why does that matter?
Eli Double Tap
You'll see, okay? You'll see. So a video went viral. Was that end of last year, right?
Donut Operator
Yeah, it was December of last year
Eli Double Tap
and it was a YouTuber Adam that was. He travels the world and he goes to that rural outskirts of an one of the Japanese locations like north of Tokyo by two hours. And this old man just cleaning his little school and it was like English teaching school plus a little cafe. And he's like, he's looking at him, he's like, oh. He waves him over and they just started a conversation and Adam ended up hanging out with him for two days and bro, and he came down with his daughter. And it was some of the funniest, funnest moments. And they are just sweethearts. But they were not ready for anything. Even the daughters lived here for four years, but she wasn't used to everyone being so welcome. We were like, hugs. Oh. Like talking very loud.
Steve Hargett
It's just like, yes. Oh yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Bow. Yeah. So they come onto the podcast, the dad starts talking and we don't know where the stories are going and they're just comedy gold.
Steve Hargett
He speaks English because he's an English teacher in Japan.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Yep.
Donut Operator
But because, I mean, the only thing we knew about him is that that, that thing with his English school went viral. And so we're like, fuck it, let's have a moment, see what he says. Dude. He talked about living in New York, being a taxi driver and getting blowjobs. And then at the end he's talking about I've got Dory. Like, dude, this is awesome.
Steve Hargett
He lived in New York and then he went back to Japan.
Eli Double Tap
He opened the first Benihana in the United States. And they, and he actually, they picked him because he was Asian. Oh, he's a Japanese man. He cooked a Japanese food. Very strong accent, amazing. And then, yeah, we were just laughing our asses off.
Steve Hargett
You flew him here to be on the podcast or he moved back here?
Eli Double Tap
No, that was even cooler was we got extremely lucky I seeing that they just started their new Instagram page for the cafe and it apparently doing really good. So I shot him a dm. I was like, hey, if you're ever in the United States, we would love to have you on the unsubscribe podcast. I think it would be a blast. The daughter Nanako replies and she's like, oh, actually my dad's gonna be coming visiting for his 76th, 78th birthday next week. We'll be in Texas, like fucking perfect. Well, whatever you need. We'll buy your tickets, we'll get you a hotel, like we would love to have you both on. They show up wearing cowboy outfits, like they were just having the true stereotypical Asian tourist vibe.
Steve Hargett
Wait, they were cowboys?
Eli Double Tap
They dressed like cowboys for this. And now the dad has his store which is really, the cafe is very America. Like American flags and Elvis. He loves America. So that's what he wanted to have in Japan. And that's why when they were coming out here, we took him shooting, we took him and homie was terrifying on a gun. So I got that on kinda dude. That level of an old 70 year old Asian man just going in the zone. Never Shooting a gun before. I'm like, oh, hold it. Like, here, here. He's like, okay, ready?
Steve Hargett
Just finger on the trigger. Point it.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. And he just.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Da, da, da.
Eli Double Tap
Goes to the 20 rounds. Like, oh, that was really, really good. And I point to the. The target. Like, holy homie. You just a zone. Oh, dude. A zone.
Steve Hargett
Grouped.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
No strays. Even the. The range cadre, they were like, what the. I was like, I don't know. And then the feel like there's some
Steve Hargett
stories that he left out for sure.
Eli Double Tap
But the. Then they fired a whole bunch of different weapons, had food, and then they went and got his first tattoo. He got a tattoo?
Donut Operator
What.
Steve Hargett
What did you guys do to this?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Can't help it. We love bringing on four. Brought us a toaster.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. Oh, and they brought us little Lucky Charms.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Hell, yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Lucky Charms. That's what show brought to.
Steve Hargett
What was the tattoo of Texas? Oh, just a little.
Eli Double Tap
And on his arm, like, right here, which I exposed.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I doubtless that's like a big no no in Japan still, isn't it?
Eli Double Tap
Very big. No, no.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Especially a rural part where he's from. There's like, not tourists and stuff.
Steve Hargett
He's probably not going back, though.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure the Yakuza is not branding themselves with the Texas outline either. So, I mean, to be fair.
Eli Double Tap
And he wants. Oh, when we go. Because we are going to all go there together. He wants us to come stay at his place, but he knows the. The sumo wrestlers that come from there. The yokozuna. He's one of the yokozuna people here.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You're like, I ain't leaving America. Things, not my vibe. I'm good.
Eli Double Tap
And that was Japan. Steve. Hi. How you doing?
Steve Hargett
Well, I was going to go further into that story. Where are you going to stay? His English school home.
Eli Double Tap
They turned the upstairs into a little, I guess, like a staycation area. What are they called now? Bread and breakfast.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, the gang teaches English.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. We are learning a new words today. So it's a. Is okay. But the all make it offensive. Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Correct
Eli Double Tap
English so hard.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I'm gonna ask what everybody's asking. Did Connor get his D?
Eli Double Tap
I mean, they. They hung out the next day. Connor did ask her out on the podcast because, dude, her dad. Even for the Adam video that went viral, her dad is talking to Adam and he's like, oh, are you single? He's like, yeah. He's like, my daughter. You should marry her.
Steve Hargett
Whoa.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, very beautiful. You should marry her, though. Then you can have a Japanese wife. I Was like, oh, man, his dad does not give a fuck. So Connor then asked her on a date and she's like, yes. But it was when we all went after shooting. We all like sat and ate and then they had to leave to Dallas. So that was their quote, unquote date. It was fun, dude. Connor got shit wrecked that night. It was hilarious. Shout out to her, boy.
Donut Operator
He was. Dude, he was starting to get there when he asked her on the date. Can I take your delta on date?
Eli Double Tap
Yep. Dude. When we got to the bar, King
Nick the Fat Electrician
of the Hills, like really popular in Japan, isn't it? He's like literally the walking personification of Dale Gribble. Like, imagine, imagine. That's quite the catch over there.
Eli Double Tap
They don't understand each other, but yeah, man, that was. It was a good ass time. I really enjoyed interviewing those people. Like, we were fucking laughing our asses off that entire time. Oh, sorry. Looked over there. I was like, what's behind me?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Nothing.
Eli Double Tap
Okay, now, now, Steve.
Steve Hargett
Yes.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Hi.
Eli Double Tap
This is your friend.
Nick the Fat Electrician
This is Steve, my Jiu Jitsu coach.
Eli Double Tap
Do you live up there?
Nick the Fat Electrician
No, no, he lives in Austin.
Donut Operator
No.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
I actually live an hour and a half away from here.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, no shit.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. I was like, I can just drive. Yeah. So if you guys want to come there. Hour and a half train.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah. The gang does Jiu Jitsu. I've been trying to make that happen for three years. See how it goes.
Eli Double Tap
I'll do it. We're just getting everyone to. We've done boxing now like three times.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
You do some grappling. I haven't grappled in a long time.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Six time world champ.
Steve Hargett
Oh, not me. No, not me.
Eli Double Tap
Seven time world champion.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Two. Sorry.
Eli Double Tap
Eight time world champion.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Steve, 12 time.
Eli Double Tap
He's like, don't do that. So you're a fifth degree Dan, black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Steve Hargett
No, third.
Eli Double Tap
Fifth degree. His Wiki's changing.
Steve Hargett
It's like bargaining in the other direction. Just.
Eli Double Tap
We cut out all your. Liar.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Steve the liar is what you're gonna be known for.
Steve Hargett
I mean, it wouldn't. Lion is kind of runs in the industry, so it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be shocking to anyone.
Eli Double Tap
How old are you right now? I.
Steve Hargett
42.
Eli Double Tap
Okay. That, yeah. Asian look.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
I was like, I don't.
Steve Hargett
It could be. It could be 30 to 60.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, yeah.
Steve Hargett
Anywhere in the range. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
You have a wise eye.
Steve Hargett
I get that. Because they're thoughtful.
Nick the Fat Electrician
They're thinking they're thoughtful.
Donut Operator
So he's not falling asleep. He's just He's a sage, anyway.
Eli Double Tap
Damn. You've done Jiu Jitsu for how many years? 20.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, almost 20.
Eli Double Tap
That's.
Steve Hargett
Yep.
Eli Double Tap
Dedication to.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The first time I met him, I rolled with him and he goes, your Jiu Jitsu is fucking gay. Like, I like this guy.
Steve Hargett
Gotta be honest. You gotta be honest with people when
Nick the Fat Electrician
you're the only way in your guard.
Eli Double Tap
Hey, bro, you're Jiu Jitsu. You're the one on bottom.
Steve Hargett
Ironically, that was actually true.
Eli Double Tap
So what, you. What got you into it?
Steve Hargett
Actually, a friend. It was after I got out of the Marine Corps.
Eli Double Tap
Thank you for your service.
Steve Hargett
Wasn't everyone here, the military? Yeah, yeah, that's why we do it.
Eli Double Tap
Because you tried to, like, pass it off immediately.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Now there's two people on the podcast that actually deployed.
Steve Hargett
Yeah,
Eli Double Tap
I love thanking people. That's a normal vet.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's like.
Eli Double Tap
It's just like, give it to one
Nick the Fat Electrician
of them, double it, and give it to the next guy, double and give
Eli Double Tap
it to the next one.
Steve Hargett
I usually just say it was my pleasure.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You work at Chick Fil A now?
Steve Hargett
It was my pleasure.
Eli Double Tap
Okay. So you got Marines? Dang. Did you do combatives in the Marines? What's it called?
Steve Hargett
Oh, mcmab. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know that that would qualify.
Eli Double Tap
Not really pissed off a lot of Marines, but they're. I'm level one certified.
Steve Hargett
Well, before we got out of the Marines, so I was in 29 palms, which is sort of like hell on earth.
Eli Double Tap
It's a butthole.
Steve Hargett
It's there. Yeah. It's just like. But it's good. What's that? Instructor Mojave Viper. They had, like, a urban. They set up like. So after we came back from the first tours in Iraq, they're like, we're not training correctly, so we need to change this. So I was part of that first group.
Donut Operator
What were.
Nick the Fat Electrician
When. What years were your deployments?
Steve Hargett
2003, 10 months. And then 2004 and five.
Eli Double Tap
It was Fallujah. I'm guessing you were pushing there.
Steve Hargett
So we were on the Syrian border. So the invasion was first, and then we stayed. So Al Nazariya and Najaf, like, our big ones.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Steve Hargett
And then it was on the Syrian border, the Al Anbar Province, but it was still like, Huseba was kind of where everything was happening there. But then they were also flying us to, like, Haditha, the river cities. Like, we're in Babylon based out of Babylon for a little bit.
Eli Double Tap
Yep.
Steve Hargett
Like, running out of there.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
We were in the Diala river province is where I was out over there. So, General, you were in a different area. Yeah, Beautiful area.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, it was. Were you in the army?
Eli Double Tap
Yes, sir.
Steve Hargett
Okay, so when we went to Babylon, were you ever in Babylon? So it was an army base, but the marines were running operations out of there. So when Mattis came up there, they flew us there to guard the base because we didn't trust the army to do that.
Eli Double Tap
Gotta have on.
Steve Hargett
So there's a palace on top of a hill, and that's where they put us. So every time that you want to go eat, you're like, down and walking back up the hill.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, God. Yeah. That would have been rough, having to live in a castle. Yeah.
Steve Hargett
On top of the hill. You have to walk up the hill. But anyways, we had. We put. We created like a slingshot between the pillars, and we're launching things at the army tents because there's nothing to do all day. What can you do?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Did I tell you about when we. Me and Ethan and Zach went out to Fort Campbell? So this is a legend. It's not officially confirmed, but. And it reminds me of what you just said about not trusting the Army. So Fort Campbell, obviously. 101st army base, they used to store nukes there. And we went and we toured the. The nuke facilities and like, the tunnels and stuff where they stored all the nukes. And that's an episode of Habitually Fat over on Pepper Box. But apparently back in the day, it's an army base, but the marine corps was in charge of guarding the nuke facility.
Steve Hargett
Military history guy.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And over. The nuke facility was a no fly zone.
Eli Double Tap
We're gonna dress Conor for this skit.
Donut Operator
I don't. I don't like this. I'm not gonna.
Steve Hargett
If my attorney showed up looking like
Donut Operator
that, I'm going to jail.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, I hope the mic picked up my knees popping. Just so you know, it's a very comfortable. Oh, I'm. I'm fully comfed up right now, dude. I'm fully comped. You can't get more confident than this right now.
Donut Operator
Whether it's workouts, golf, travel, being outside, or weekend plans with the friends.
Eli Double Tap
Just being outside in general.
Donut Operator
You know how it is.
Eli Double Tap
Summertime. I love being outside.
Donut Operator
And every year when summer hits, I realize I need clothes that can actually
Eli Double Tap
keep up with all of that. Funny you should say that, Brandon, but refreshing your wardrobe every summer sure can get expensive. Connor, where'd you get that sweet outfit, though? Stop laughing. I asked you a question.
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
I went to fabletics.com unsub to get up to 70 to 80% off when
Donut Operator
you signed up as a new VIP.
Eli Double Tap
When I signed up as a new VIP.
Donut Operator
What happened to the old VIP?
Eli Double Tap
Funny you should ask. Brandon. Dude, I took the quick style quiz.
Steve Hargett
It was so quick.
Eli Double Tap
Did you select unsub when prompted?
Steve Hargett
Of course I did.
Eli Double Tap
That's how you unlock the offer, right? That's exactly how you unlock the offer. That was a limited time offer. Yes.
Donut Operator
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Nick the Fat Electrician
Nothing goes over this thing, period. There's fucking nukes there. During the cold war, Marines are on guard. Live rounds, Fort Campbell. Got a new officer in charge of the base, a new base commander. Take me up in a Blackhawk or a little bird. I want to see my base. Okay. Fly me over that part. We can't. That's a no fly zone. I'm the fort commander. We do whatever the I want. They flew over the marines, started shooting at him, and it was just kind of like that's what they were told to do. I don't.
Steve Hargett
That's Frank.
Eli Double Tap
Jesus.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And the historian there is kind of like there's no actual evidence that that happened. And I was like, yeah, I bet. Because the base commander looks like, like so fast. That's embarrassing.
Eli Double Tap
Why did you do that? I told him in a quote, I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, we gave the Marines bullets and said, shoot at anything that flies over.
Eli Double Tap
Four stars. Three stars.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I don't know if you know this. The Marines can't see your four stars while you're in the helicopter above them.
Eli Double Tap
Dude. Fucking military bases. I do not miss that shit at all. It is weird. Like, when we do. Have you. Did you watch the Pentagon episode?
Steve Hargett
No, but I heard about it. Saw the cred.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. And you get it. Like meeting that high rank of people. You have that same mindset where it's like, what the fuck? Because you've probably never talked to a general in your life. Maybe one.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
A lot of people just think you interact with generals or, like, higher ups all the time. And, you know, especially all of us.
Donut Operator
We're all E4. We're all E4, Mom.
Steve Hargett
Right.
Eli Double Tap
On the podcast. Grunts.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Donut Operator
It's like, I never. I don't think I ever met an admiral in the Navy.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Donut Operator
One time. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Super rare. Like, and Then you'll meet like maybe a one star. But now it's with.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, but it's usually in like a specific setting. Like I remember General Mattis was running when we were coming off of like off a mission or something. And he's just like, hey, talks to you for a second, like, holy. Yeah, keep running.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, dude. Dude. See that's the mindset. It's like you were running like everyone's licking them. You're doing the side by side runs like anything so they don't see you.
Steve Hargett
And so you're talking to these generals in your thing.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, well now, because they invited us to. We were at. Dang it, 250. No, the. I mean even at the 250. Who. Retirement for Randy. Yeah, Randy's retirement like drawn General George. So his retirement, hey, do you guys want to come out, hang out? And that's on base and it's this entire event. But then you're just hanging out with the general of the army like, or the sergeant major of the army. And then they're just cool. Like we're just all bullshitting, having fun and then other people are like, what the fuck?
Steve Hargett
We've had people like, I'm out. I'm actually out now. So.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, that's what I said.
Steve Hargett
It doesn't. Doesn't matter.
Eli Double Tap
Fucking what are you going to do?
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's just funny because like it's this mix of like people that are there in a professional capacity and we just get invited because he likes.
Eli Double Tap
Right, right, right.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So he's like having a very professional conversation with like people in uniforms and suits. And then he sees us, oh, what's up guys? And walks up and like high fives us and gives us a hug and they're like, who the fuck are these degenerates? It's so cool.
Donut Operator
We're fucking pounding beers with them. And then it's like 04 and 0 fives are the bartenders serving? It's like his aides serving us.
Eli Double Tap
Hell yeah. They had like majors and lieutenant colonels is serving for the like, man, what the fuck? Two scoops.
Nick the Fat Electrician
We like, we're getting stopped at the gate and we're like, yeah, we're here for, you know, the General George's party. Looking like this. And they're like, oh, that's the best. No you're not. And we're like, yeah, we are. They wouldn't let us in the first time. They wouldn't let us in. And we had to make a call. And then a full bird colonel comes rolling up in a GSA and is like, let them in now.
Steve Hargett
Okay.
Eli Double Tap
Instant. Like.
Steve Hargett
I mean, that is a good point, though. They shouldn't let you in.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, for sure.
Eli Double Tap
They should be stopping.
Donut Operator
They should.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. It should be not letting you in.
Eli Double Tap
Well, that's what was weird. The last one. It was. We go up. I'm like, hey, what's up? And we're trying to get to the event. It's just me by myself. And naturally, the Uber can't drive through the gate, so I hop out and I start to walk towards the gate. It's like, I need to find my paper. Like, Eli, Mike.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, you're good. Go on through. I was like, fuck, yeah. Hell, yeah. It's just a weird experience now coming from, like, enlisted site at a lower level. And then you're seeing all that shit,
Steve Hargett
like Revenge of the Grunts.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. Yes, exactly.
Steve Hargett
And then, like, the house, we run
Nick the Fat Electrician
the shit now, the house they have the party in is General Pershing's house up on the hill that every joint Chief has lived in since Pershing. So, like, they walk in the room and they're like, yeah. So this is the elevator that General MacArthur had illegally installed against orders so his mom could live here with him. Here's the phone that Eisenhower used to answer in the middle of the night to see how World War II was going.
Eli Double Tap
Bob Hope tore this wall down.
Nick the Fat Electrician
They're like, this is We. We call this the Bob Hope Room because this window is not original. Bob Hope said he just wanted a window there. So they grabbed a sawzall and cut one, and there's just, like, this window that's, like, 40 years newer than the rest of the house. It's like. Like, this is awesome.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, man. Good old time. So you were in for us. When did you get out?
Steve Hargett
2006.
Eli Double Tap
Okay, so you did it for.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Okay.
Eli Double Tap
Smart.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
You like? Oh, it was it 9 11. That kicked it off for you. You're like, oh, I want to join.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I was. I think I joined in November of 2001. It's like, yeah, we're probably gonna go
Eli Double Tap
to war during that first.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Push with no one knowing what the fuck's going on. Which would have been, like, mop gear sometimes or.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, it's funny because I listened to. No, it was mop gear for, I think, 27 days. Which. Yeah, dude.
Eli Double Tap
Dude, the sweat. Like, the sweat.
Steve Hargett
But we were. What was interesting was we're sweating through them. So you have your mop suit, and then you have your flak jacket on, and then you Take it off at the end of the day, and it's wet. Like, this is supposed to protect me from the waters going through it.
Eli Double Tap
Just sticky. So then you did that tent.
Steve Hargett
Well, it was. So I went to boot camp in June. June of 2002.
Eli Double Tap
Gotcha.
Steve Hargett
So our boot camps.
Donut Operator
13.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. So ours is. So I graduated high school and then left, like, two weeks later. So our boot camp's 13 weeks, and then you go home for whatever, and then we go to school of infantry, and then we got done with school of infantry, I think December. And then we went to the fleet, and then we deployed like, two weeks later. So it's basically like, get your. And go sit in Kuwait.
Eli Double Tap
Damn, that's a quick turnaround. We're like, what the. Okay, we're over there, then Kuwait, and then. God, you're running the M16A4s. Yeah, yeah. Those big old.
Steve Hargett
Yep.
Eli Double Tap
Chonguses.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. And then. And then they're like, here. You guys get ACOGs. And everything that we'd shot previous was Iron Sights.
Eli Double Tap
God, I love. Dude, when we got over there and walking into, like, one of the chow halls and seeing Marines, I'm like, why are they. What, we still make those, like, M16 but still like it?
Steve Hargett
Like, figure it out.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, yeah.
Steve Hargett
The Marine Corps, they're like, here's the shittiest stuff. Figure it out.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Go clear out a city with a musket with a fucking foot long.
Eli Double Tap
The acog,
Steve Hargett
okay?
Eli Double Tap
There, it's broke.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Hey, you laugh. The Marines got investigated after Fallujah for those ACOGs, all right? Have you ever heard that?
Steve Hargett
No.
Nick the Fat Electrician
There was a. There was, like, a legitimate inquiry into the Marines executing people during Fallujah because there was so many headshots. And the investigation was basically like, no, they keep poking out of windows. And The Marines got ACOGs. Now they're just doming people as they're driving. Driving by.
Eli Double Tap
So gangster. So he did after three tours, you said two.
Steve Hargett
Two. Okay. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
And these are nine to ten month tours.
Steve Hargett
So it was only ten months the first time because they didn't have a rhythm yet. So, you know, we pushed all the way to Baghdad then. All right, you're done. You're gonna go home. Right? So the Marine Corps is an invasion force, not a occupying force. And then they just kept pushing us back longer and longer and longer, which was a problem, because that's not the group of people that you want to be occupying any city anywhere in the world.
Eli Double Tap
That's true. Look no further than right outside
Nick the Fat Electrician
dead broken or pregnant. And all all the bad guys are dead. There's only two things left to do. I'm about to get Bah.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. I don't. So what was your short. How long was the second one then? So I don't know.
Steve Hargett
Then it was seven months.
Eli Double Tap
Damn.
Steve Hargett
So, you know, Bush is like, the war's over, and everyone's like, yeah, we're going back.
Eli Double Tap
I did one tour, 16 months.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Where?
Eli Double Tap
Iraq. Holy.
Steve Hargett
That's.
Eli Double Tap
Why were you. So we were in Baghdad or East Rashid was our ao. We lived out on a cop.
Steve Hargett
It's not the same.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Steve Hargett
Because you're on, like, a nice base with, like, a chow hall.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You're using a lot of words.
Steve Hargett
You're drinking. You get to drink. Like, yes, I.
Eli Double Tap
Again, I was in a cob. We lived out in sector. I got to rotate every 22 days for showers.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay. So you actually did real stuff.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, unfortunately.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Okay.
Steve Hargett
You camped well, there's a lot of people that were there for a long time that were on, like, a nice base. Like, our guys would get wounded and go back and be like, dude, this is incredible.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You guys got a dominoes.
Eli Double Tap
I got. When I got shot, I was on a mission next to day because I went to the wrong aid station.
Steve Hargett
Is that your fault or is that the.
Eli Double Tap
No, I listen to, like, it was. It was a up day. It was mission two. We lost two of our own. Two died. Six got sent home from a mortar just. Or one mortar just landed right on base, shrapneled them. And again, this is mission two. And then they're like, go to this A station. I go there, and then they're like, what the no go this aid station?
Steve Hargett
Like, yeah, that sounds about right.
Eli Double Tap
I go. They do everything. I'm like, okay, well, I think you're good. I don't have a pat. I was a. All right. Next day, just right back at it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Cuevas. Weren't you shot yesterday?
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
How long had you been in?
Eli Double Tap
2 years leading up to that deployment. Because we stood up the unit. So it was 2C hard.
Steve Hargett
Okay. You had a full.
Eli Double Tap
The whole turnaround. When we first got to the unit, we had E4s as like, first arns just because it was a brand new unit. We were just in people and they're like, hey, we got to build up the striker unit, then send it over. But when we deployed, it was always. It was the tip of the spear. So it was each Rasheed. And we lived out in sector, and each time. So we never got to go to. We got Internet once every 20.
Steve Hargett
Why was it? So, I mean, that's the way to do it though, to be honest.
Eli Double Tap
It has its perks. It went really quick.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I mean, the, the distraction thing is not good. No, it's not good. So why were you there for so long? Was that just how you guys did your rotations? What year was it?
Eli Double Tap
2000. This is the surge. So 2006 to 2009. The army.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, that surge. So you would. They could only put 12 months as how long you could deploy in every army deployment was 12 months. And the second you land, then they extend you for three months. So you have 15 months. But then I was Advon, which sucked. That means I was out in country first.
Steve Hargett
Get ready for everybody else. Yes.
Eli Double Tap
So I was like, so that's the worst too.
Steve Hargett
It's like your second time out and you're just like, this is going to be a long.
Eli Double Tap
But you get a 10 day break in between. Dude. I still felt bad for the guys that you're a month into a 15 month deployment and that's when your mid tour leave is. So like, okay, go home now. So you barely like acclimate to anything and then you're back home for 10 days and then you're going home where
Steve Hargett
they send you home home.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. Oh, yeah. So for mid tour leave is you get to go anywhere in the world that you want to.
Steve Hargett
And then from Iraq.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Oh, shit. Okay.
Eli Double Tap
So then they fly, you do your thing and then you come back after your break.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That's 10 days.
Steve Hargett
Yep.
Eli Double Tap
A lot of people went to Amsterdam. Yeah, A lot of soldiers. Like when I'm over in Iraq. No.
Steve Hargett
Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. So it's a completely different like rotation.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. That's why I was like, oh, interesting seeing how long you would have to
Steve Hargett
go for because so then it turned into seven months. So the first one was just long because of that.
Eli Double Tap
They. At 12 months. It stayed 12 months until I think.
Steve Hargett
No, for us it was 7 months. Like that was the. That was the rotation for us, which is smart.
Eli Double Tap
Like that is a. I think that's the six months. Seven months and then you're back and you get it. Like decompress compared to 15, 16 months.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Brutal on people.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Especially families.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Dude, compare that to like World War II. It's just like, oh, well, we're going until we win.
Steve Hargett
Gotta win.
Eli Double Tap
I was thinking about.
Steve Hargett
I have no idea. I mean, well, you're the history buff. What, what, what was it like back then?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, it's like so, I mean, I just, I just.
Steve Hargett
You have no clue when you're coming back.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I just did a video on again, the part that blows me away about like World War II is at that point in time you have to realize like, everybody thinks of like the 1940s of like, because you only see videos of like people in cities. Like you've got a good idea what like New York City looked like in the 40s. Right. That's not most of the United States.
Steve Hargett
Right.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Most of the country at this point, especially the further west you go, is still 50 years in the past compared to that.
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Nick the Fat Electrician
So you have all these dudes joining the military that I've seen a car once. There's one rich guy in town that's got a model T. I'm still riding a fucking horse to school. Like I grow up. I grew up in a log cabin with no power. And no plumbing. And then you ship this guy off, and six months later, he's a fucking airborne soldier jumping out of the most technologically advanced plane on the fucking planet. And I think that's a big part of why, like, that generation just. He never really talked about a service because imagine leaving that from your parents, farmers that don't even have electricity in their house. And you come back home like, what was the war like? And it's like, how do you explain to somebody like that without a pd there's these giant fucking planes and there's fucking guns.
Steve Hargett
Flash.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Like, how do you even begin to explain. It's sci fi to them. So, like, that's the interesting part to me, but the dude I just did a video on, he.
Steve Hargett
He.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's in Bible college trying to be a preacher. He gets drafted his junior year, and he, like, shows up and they're like, all right, if you want to be artillery, go over here. Medics, engineers, infantry. He doesn't even know what the words mean.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, exactly.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He doesn't. Because, like, there's no tv. Nobody. Nobody's seen, you know, Saving Private Ryan. He has no clue. So he's like, infantry infant. That sounds. Babies must be able to do it. That sounds easy. So he goes to the infantry part
Eli Double Tap
and give me a baby. Just break it or take care of it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Next thing he knows, he's at leading a platoon, and they're like, yeah, we're sending you to the. To the Pacific. He's for the Army. And they tell him, they're like, all right, you're spearheading this amphibious landing onto this island. You're gonna be the first one there, so be ready. And he. Higgins bought the door. Drops on the Higgins boat, and he goes running out, fucking guns blazing, but, like, nobody's shooting at him. He's like, what the fuck? And they. They get on the beach and there's just fucking dead Japanese dudes everywhere. And they, like, start getting a little bit of. They get like a little skirmish or whatever, and then, like, they find out, oh, the Marine Corps got here seven months ago. It was fucking Guadalcanal. And the Marine Corps had already been there for, like, seven months, and. But he thought it was, like, the moment. So he's like, okay, change of plans. We're shipping you to a different island. They ship him to New Georgia, which was basically Guadalcanal 2.0. And he fights all through the New Georgia campaign, which was brutal. His platoon gets cut, his battalion gets cut off and surrounded for 30 days straight. No food, no water. He loses like 60 pounds, comes back, gains weight in the hospital for like two months. They send him back out, gets surrounded again on the island.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And comes back, gets fixed up. And then while he's back at Guadalcanal, which is an airfield at this point, because the US Controls it and it's like a major hub. They're like, we need people with extensive jungle combat for a top secret mission. And he had like, just gotten a letter from back. He got two pieces of letter back dated 14 months. One was from his parents, saying they were getting a divorce, and the other one was from his fiance, saying she was leaving him. He's like, I guess I'll go, man.
Eli Double Tap
Imagine that. At least I got mail today.
Steve Hargett
So, like, his life go at. Go out there and kill some people.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So he volunteers for it. They don't even tell him what he's doing. There's like, get on the boat. They stick his ass on a boat. He, like, goes to a Pacific island and a Pacific island. Then he's in Fuji. Then he's in Australia. He's like, where the are you guys taking me? Then he winds up in India again. Imagine somebody from the 19. This dude grew up.
Steve Hargett
Do they have units? Or the whole unit's going, or he's just.
Nick the Fat Electrician
No, they took volunteer only. So he just volunteered with whoever the else. And they were making a new unit. And next thing he knows, he's in India again. Dude from the 1940s that grew up in a log cabin in Michigan. And you show up in India. He's like, he. In his memoirs, he talks about, like, the street vendors and, like, everybody's poor and begging for money. He's just like, what the fuck is going on? He's like, they kept putting us on these old ass trains the British built a hundred years ago. It's like, I don't know what the is going on. Then they wind up at the Taj Mahal again. Dude that grew up in a log cabin in Michigan. What the.
Eli Double Tap
Like, dude, that'd be wild.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
You don't even know seen a picture
Nick the Fat Electrician
of it the first time you see the Taj Mahals in person. Like, wow, that's cool. All these poor people built that big titty building. This is impressive. Like, wow. So then they end up, like, training more in jungle warfare. And.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. I was like, what. What exactly was the mission?
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's. He was one of the first guys to be a Merrell's Marauder. Have you ever heard of that?
Steve Hargett
No.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Merrill's Marauders would Go on to become the 75th Ranger Regiment.
Steve Hargett
Okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Their first mission was 3,000 guys that had exclusively volunteered were going to walk from India to into Burma like 500 miles through the jungle and then just conduct guerrilla warfare against the Japanese and help out China for I believe they were in combat for seven months straight. And their only asset was just go in the jungle with the Japanese. Whenever you run out of food, water and ammo, call us, we'll airdrop to you. And he lived in the fucking jungle for seven. Yeah. So it did that and then like the war finally ends and he goes back home and gets to finish college. But it was like literally just like
Steve Hargett
he goes back to college.
Eli Double Tap
Dude, that walk again. You're walking. Didn't we.
Nick the Fat Electrician
They covered 30.
Eli Double Tap
It was like a 30 day. Just if you were non stop. It takes like 30 days to walk that now. Not this. I fucking map with a little azimuth and you're like, yeah, I think that way. And the maps back then, they're probably not that detailed either, which is wild, dude.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, that blows my land got into. So funny though. Like, they brought some. They brought I think, I think nine or 12 Nisei with them, which were the American Japanese guys that had volunteered in the American forces. So they brought them to translate and they're like their first big mission. They went out and basically the Chinese army was attacking the Japanese and pushing them back at this village. So they came around the backside at high ground.
Steve Hargett
So we're helping the Chinese at this point, correct?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, so we're helping the Chinese important. Yeah. And we come around the backside and sandwich them and we're waiting for the Chinese to basically push the Japanese out of this village and then they're going to mow them down on the way out. Chinese weren't getting it done. They're like, if the Chinese can't push them back, like we're just going to
Steve Hargett
draw a picture of that battle. So it's like these guys are shooting this way, pushing these guys into these guys who are going to start shooting.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Correct.
Steve Hargett
Nice.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Donut Operator
Infantries.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The Chinese weren't getting it done.
Steve Hargett
Geometry of fire.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So the. The Nisei go out and they like cap the enemy phone lines and find out there's a big ammo dump in this village. So then they called in a fucking airstrike and blew the whole fucking thing up and basically just scrambled everybody and mowed down absolutely everybody. It's. It was bad. So then after World War II, he finishes, becomes a preacher for two years and then goes back to college. Goes back to college, becomes a preacher
Steve Hargett
for two years, always.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Then he gets reactivated to go do occupation duty in Japan. And he's like, can I be a chaplain now that I officially have my degree? And they're like, no. And he's like. So he goes back in his infantry.
Steve Hargett
How much time has transpired from, like,
Nick the Fat Electrician
five years, okay, so, like, five years later, he.
Steve Hargett
From trying to become a priest to killing all these people, going back to become a priest, and then.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, he talks about having to go back to Bible school his junior year, and he's like, yeah, I didn't fit in anymore. I go, yeah, homeschool, kids. And you've been running around in the fucking jungle for three years. Merkin dudes.
Eli Double Tap
What's up, fuckheads?
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
A little different. Yeah. Different perspective on life. Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And so then he goes. He's on occupation duty in Japan, and they get a hold of him. They're like, north Koreans, attack the South Koreans. Grab your. We got to go up there and handle it. Don't bother packing your personal stuff. It'll be like, a week.
Steve Hargett
It was not a Korean War.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah. So he. He shows up. He's one of the first dudes. He shows that he's one of the first dudes at the Pusan perimeter, which
Steve Hargett
is like, oh, my gosh.
Nick the Fat Electrician
North Koreans had pushed him all the way down to that little tiny chunk at the bottom. He's there, and he gets sent out on guard duty. And they're like, just defend this perimeter. It's a safe area. Nobody's coming. He gets all his guys. He's got one platoon. He gets all his guys set up in, like, fortified fighting positions, and they're just fucking chilling, hanging out with the boys.
Steve Hargett
What rank is he now?
Nick the Fat Electrician
He is a captain at this point. Okay, so he's a captain. He's in charge of this platoon. And he's like, through the field, Goggle. It's fucking Korea. You can see 20 miles away. He's on binos, and he's like, there's a whole fucking formation. Like a hundred dudes coming towards me. He's like. He gets on the radio. He's like, I got 100 dudes coming towards me. They must be South Koreans. This is a safe area.
Steve Hargett
They look the same.
Nick the Fat Electrician
They get closer. He's like, hey, they're carrying Japanese rifles, which is what the North Koreans are carrying at this point in the war. I know what they look like because I fucking spent five years fighting them. It's a safe. It's a safe area. It's not there. And he goes back and forth with the HQ like five times until they're literally shooting at him. So they start returning fire. He winds up getting shot, runs back to the aid station, gets a tourniquet put on so he doesn't bleed to death, goes back out, and his. His platoon ends up killing, I think 400 guys and repelling an attack of 700 dudes. And he gets shot, like multiple times, ends up in the hospital. And while he's in the hospital, the standard operating procedure is if you're in the hospital for 60 days, they send your bass back home to America. Day 59, he gets orders to go back.
Steve Hargett
You're good. Goes back. Extreme version of your story.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Goes back out, fights through the rest of the fucking Korean War. And then I'm not. It's an hour and 20 minute long video, so I'm literally hitting.
Steve Hargett
You got to go watch it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's not even out yet, but it will be by the time this podcast comes out. He fights for the rest of the Korean War, goes back, writes the fucking handbook on guerrilla warfare tactics and like a bunch of shit at the Pentagon. And then he's like, I want something different. I want to do cool shit. He's like, I'm sick of walking. I want to be airborne. He's like 42 when he gets airborne certified. And then they're like, well, you're airborne now. You want to be a Green Beret? Fuck it. Why not?
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Becomes a Green beret at like 45. And then he finishes out his career by going Vietnam, where he advised Le Oceans on how to combat communism for 36 months.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Donut Operator
So he was CIA.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's a Green Beret operating. He's basically MACV SOG, I'm assuming.
Eli Double Tap
Live out with the people showing him how to.
Steve Hargett
They got the chaplain thing out of his system.
Eli Double Tap
This is called the.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, no, no, no. Then he went on to be the. The YMCA Religious life on campus. Head for Texas A M for 13 years. Went back to being a preacher.
Steve Hargett
Full circle.
Nick the Fat Electrician
His nickname is the Fighting Preacher is what they called him. Dude, he's got a funny. When he was. When he was at New Georgia that first time. So they get surrounded that first time for like 30 days. He recovers, they go back out again, they get surrounded again. But this time his unit has a couple, like, native guides with him. And the unit, it was all guys that were already previously surrounded. So they, like, knew the game. Get. So, like, they were literally out there just stealing all the rice that the Japanese Soldiers had on them after they killed them. And then the natives were being like, oh, if we use a bark from this tree, it tastes like chicken. Like, they were having, like, fucking Master Chef competition. So you can make the best fried rice. Eventually they started to run low on ammo, so they sent him and one of the guides out by themselves to, like, probe the enemy line and find a spot they could break out. And him and this guide, Beatty is his name, they go out and they walk right into a ambush. Get lit up by machine gun fire, and they, like, hightail it out. They dive into the swamp. They hide in the swamp for a while till they think they lost them. They get out all covered in mud. Adrenaline so high, he's like, we need to see if we got shot. He checks bd. Get all the mud off him.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He wasn't shot. He checks himself. He's got a fucking bullet hole in his helmet. Didn't hit his head. Fucking went around. Went around the world, didn't hit him. He's got another bullet lodged in the heel of his boot. His wristwatch got shot off. And he has, like, two more bullet holes in his clothes, everything. Fucking missed him. His native guide, indigenous guy then asked him because he's, like, functioning as a chaplain to these guys also at the whole.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So, like, everybody knows he's very religious. Beatty, the native guy, is like, your God must be really powerful. He's like, how can I, like, worship this God? And he's like, yeah, man, savior, blah, blah, blah. Like, you could be a Christian. Yeah, no problem. And he's like, okay. And then they, like, say a prayer together while they're still behind enemy lines, like, on the side of the swamp. And as far as this indigenous guy is concerned, he's now a Christian.
Steve Hargett
Oh, yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Which from his perspective, he now thinks that he's immune to bullets. And he starts singing and dancing loud as behind enemy lines. And Logan is like, bro, shut the up. It doesn't work that way. So he's like, created a situation for him.
Eli Double Tap
Dude, of course he was like, you're just indigenous. He's a little Chinese. Chinese. Or at that time, whatever that Pacific island was.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Just you're covered in mud. You're looking at this white dude that just. Everything missing.
Steve Hargett
You're invincible. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, my God. He has a very good God. Look at him. Can I also be Christian? Yeah. The baptized in the swamp water. Holy shit.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I feel so good now.
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
And then he's, like, running, shooting, comes back. He's like, oh, Christian. Got so good, it's like. Yeah, you're not invincible, homie. What do you mean?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, smooth sack.
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Steve Hargett
that's hilarious. You would never thought of that. You can't make that up. Yeah, you can't make that up.
Eli Double Tap
Well there's, I love those stories and I again though the mindset of that where you don't you have a mission. Yeah, but it's a very broad mission. You have to get here.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. And then what?
Eli Double Tap
People are gonna try to kill you along the way? You might find random shit or link up with other things and you're just like, I guess. And this is all like 20 year olds. Yeah, that's what's crazy to me. And then it's a 30 day, 60 day. Like how long were they at like the battle of the bulge?
Nick the Fat Electrician
No.
Steve Hargett
I don't know.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Off the top of my head.
Eli Double Tap
You're just freezing.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Battle the Bulge was huge, though.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, Massive.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Are you talking about the 101st getting surrounded?
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, like when you're cut off and then they're cut off for God, like, I mean, months at a time sometimes that. Then you have stories like that where it's absolutely crazy.
Steve Hargett
Hey, so you should look into. You were talking about Guadalcanal.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
So our company was Charlie.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, really?
Steve Hargett
Which is the company that fought off all the Japanese.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, Henderson.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. So it's like the only company in the Marine Corps that has two guidance.
Eli Double Tap
How does half of that make you feel?
Steve Hargett
Because they. Well, it. You don't. You just by luck end up there.
Eli Double Tap
No saying, but it's funny. The fuck are you
Nick the Fat Electrician
Inside of Steve, there are two. Two wolves. One of them thinks it's kind of based.
Steve Hargett
That just went right. Right over my head. But that's. But look, you should look into that, because that's actually interesting. That's an interesting story.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So is that those, like, with Bass alone or with Edson's Raiders?
Steve Hargett
No. So the. So Charlie company gets left alone here, and so this is where this Charlie comes in.
Eli Double Tap
Ah, interesting.
Steve Hargett
They get surrounded by. However, I'm not a history buff. Yeah, you can figure it out. A lot of people. Yeah, they kill them all. They repel the attack, and then the next day. So Charlie is spelled with instead of I E. It's like ey. So it's a. Like a white flag that has a skull and crossbones and then it says Charlie. So then they fly this flag and they repelled the attack, and they, like, kept Guad Canal.
Eli Double Tap
Fucking crazy, dude. That's all those stories. I'm just like, what the fuck? What the fuck? So you got back, you did your thing, and then you're like, well, I'm gonna get into Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Steve Hargett
No. So I got back, got out in 2006, and then I went overseas and worked in Southeast Asia. That's a long story, but my dad was pretty connected in the military and government out there.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Steve Hargett
And when I got. So I was raised over there, and I was raised in Thailand, and my dad worked with the military consultant in that area. So when I got out of the military, there were a lot of opportunities because there's a lot of conflicts in the south of Thailand, Philippines, obviously. It's a lot of. A lot of shit going on all over the world. So the people that he kind of came up with were now running the country.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Steve Hargett
So I had an opportunity to go over there, and then I worked in that region for almost six years.
Eli Double Tap
Nepotism.
Steve Hargett
And then, you know, I'd be there probably 10 months out of the year, back here a couple months, and one of my friends, it's like, hey, you should go try this class. Walked in and did you do any,
Eli Double Tap
like, Thai kickboxing or.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I actually started that when I was a kid.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, okay. Fuck, yeah. That's gangster, dude.
Donut Operator
Those are.
Eli Double Tap
Those kids are monsters.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, it's. But when. So when we were in. This is Marine Corps for you. They would have, like. It's called pankration, but it's basically MMA fights where you don't.
Eli Double Tap
Pink Russia.
Steve Hargett
Punch in the head.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah. It's like the old Silver Vanderlei. Like, but you.
Steve Hargett
But there's no, like, head punching. So, like, Camp Pendleton will just have, like, all right, you want. You want to fight? Let's make brackets. And everyone could just go fight each other.
Eli Double Tap
This is like, bass rooting. Why he did palms and would really good at liver.
Steve Hargett
Because here was, like, no face. Like, no strikes to the face. Not even, like, open.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. Have you seen some of the.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. When he's like.
Steve Hargett
They're like, he'll. I mean, you're punching them in the face. Yes. It's a punch.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. At that point. But then, you know, I. Oh, this is great. Sign up. And then some dude would take me down, and I had no clue what the hell is going on. Could probably solve this. Should probably figure this out.
Eli Double Tap
I'm good. Right? And tell I'm here.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Don't know what to do with my limbs because they grab everything.
Steve Hargett
So they have a little bit of that in the Marine Corps martial arts program, but didn't really have, like, any training.
Eli Double Tap
Awesome. And then that's what got you into, like, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. You just fully went into.
Steve Hargett
Well, no. So then I started training, and then they're like, hey, you can compete in this. I was like, that's incredible. And then you just. I think it just gives you something. Well, there's a lot of things that are similar to the military inside of Jiu Jitsu. Like, one, it's hard for everyone. So it's like. It just sucks. Right?
Nick the Fat Electrician
There's rank.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You can just look at somebody's uniform and immediately know, you know who. Things about them.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah. I mean, that is a nice part
Nick the Fat Electrician
about the military, where it's like, yeah. Little, small, wiry dude. Oh, shit. Little, small, wiry dudes. Got multiple bronze stars with the device. All right. Never mind.
Eli Double Tap
The most dangerous dudes. They always look unassuming. And you're like, what do you do? Talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Terry. Exact great example.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Kevin came out here. Kevin's the owner of Q. He made the Honey Badger. He made.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay. Okay, cool.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, he came out here and we, like, we did a podcast with him and it was great. And then we had a party, a pre range day party for Cody and Brandon's range day. And that party was going on. Eli's like, we gotta come back, me and you. We're gonna film one with Terry. I was like, who the fuck is Terry? And Terry was like one of his friends that was just sitting on the couch watching the whole time is. I don't know, five, eight.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, he's five six.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Five six. Short dude, kind of built a little wide. Just look like a normal country boy. Like, completely unassuming. I was like, okay, who the is. Who the is Terry? He's like, oh, that's the guy that they sent in to save Captain Phillips. Oh, Terry's. Oh, all right.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, now he's couch surfing.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, Terry's next body. He's got it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Hearing him tell those stories were.
Steve Hargett
Wait, so he's one of the shooters?
Nick the Fat Electrician
He was the guy that led the team that Halo. Jumped into the ocean, got picked up by another ship, and then tracked his ship down, and then waited for all three pirates to have their heads in a porthole at the same time.
Donut Operator
That's crazy.
Eli Double Tap
Just woke up from a nap when he killed one.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And hearing his perspective on like, he's like, I don't know. I was doing Special Forces shit and I jumped into the ocean, got on a boat, and the captain of the boat's like, all right, what are we doing? You're the captain of the boat now. He's like, I don't fucking know. I'm the captain of the boat.
Eli Double Tap
But you're a captain for, like, rank. It was nothing to me. I don't know where the fucking boat is.
Steve Hargett
That's incredible.
Eli Double Tap
And he woke up from the nap he talked about. He's like, yeah, I was waking up from a nap. And then walked up, looks stressed. And then the guys were like, hey, shots coming up.
Steve Hargett
Well, that's dead. But that's why, like, our military training is so good, because you're just. You're just training again. Yeah, it's just real shit flying back
Eli Double Tap
at you all the time. All the time.
Steve Hargett
It's like, nothing changes, dude.
Eli Double Tap
Those so presumed. When did you. Did you just fully go into it out the gate or was just like, oh, with the competition and then aggressing camaraderie, you felt?
Steve Hargett
No. Well, it's actually funny now because now we have eight schools and we actually have, like, a company. But when I started, it was like, for me. So I never. I, like, I kept going probably because of competition, but I never thought of, like, I never wanted to teach people. It. Like, I never wanted to have a business, like a job, which a lot of people, I think, in the industry don't. So, like, after, actually after I. I won a world championship at brown belt. So do you know the ranking system?
Eli Double Tap
Yes.
Steve Hargett
It's like white, blue, purple, brown, black. After that, I just, like, stopped training.
Eli Double Tap
No.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, because we lived in, like, the desert in California, so there wasn't really, like, higher level guys. I think I was just kind of athletic. I don't think I was really good. I just like. Like the fight. So I was like, I'm not gonna have a chance at. As a black belt.
Eli Double Tap
A lot of the people. That's what's hard. I forget which. It's like one of the Shotokan, original Japanese guys that brought martial arts to the United States. It was one of his disciples. He just didn't have any equals at his gym. And he was talented, but in that area, he was just. He hit pinnacle. And then he just was having a hard time pushing himself because all the other guys left. And then he declined without those dudes that would really push him. And he's like, it sucked that that happened. That's why they came to the United States.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, but it's so funny though, because, like, now I think then, like, so even inside of jiu jitsu, like, so I got my black belt, like, eight years, and then I just kind of stopped training. And then my brother got me to train with who is now my coach. And these guys are like the most legendary brothers in, like, competitive jiu jitsu. But it's not even just about competition. It's actually like, the mentality of training. Like, I never knew how to train. Like, I would just go into the gym and fight every day and, like, that's how to train. But now, like, especially being older, if I decide to compete again, like, I know how to train. I don't need to have, like, guys that are equal to me to improve.
Eli Double Tap
That makes sense.
Steve Hargett
Does that make sense? Yeah, there's like, even inside of that, it's like, even inside of that art, there's a lot of confusion. Like, most people don't actually understand it.
Eli Double Tap
It's a really good point because you can over train people. Don't think about that even working out. You can just over lift and then your body's not like, I'll train with
Steve Hargett
you guys and just like, not really be in shape, but, like, still beat
Nick the Fat Electrician
the shit out of me.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, no, but it's like you. It's so. It's like, really, it's more about, like, efficiency.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, right.
Steve Hargett
Or like being able to survive. So, like, I can let Nick, like, literally beat the shit out of me and, like, I can still keep going. Like, I can still survive or, like,
Nick the Fat Electrician
not try to be out of them until I get tired.
Steve Hargett
So it's like, what's more. What's more powerful? I can submit you or you can do nothing to me.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, exactly.
Steve Hargett
To harm me. Like, which ones?
Nick the Fat Electrician
I've tried.
Eli Double Tap
Just give up.
Nick the Fat Electrician
There's nothing worse than, like, he's like. He walks into my gym for the first time. He's like, what do you. And like, we do, like six minute rounds. He goes, oh, just turn music on. All right, go ahead, attack me. It's just like me dead 10 minutes later, breathing out of every or body for air.
Steve Hargett
It doesn't start till you're tired. Like, your technique doesn't start till you're tired. So it's like, okay, that's a good way.
Eli Double Tap
Who's the other one athlete that says that? It's like, I don't count it until the burn starts to happen. Lifting weights.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Mike Tyson with the push or Muhammad Ali with push ups.
Eli Double Tap
There it is. Yeah, Muhammad Ali.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He doesn't start counting push ups until he's at, like, at muscle failure or whatever.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I mean, well, because at the end of the day, you have to. It was actually for fighting. It wasn't for competition.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
So you don't get a timer. Did you get a timer in war?
Eli Double Tap
Yeah,
Steve Hargett
That's been going on for too long now.
Eli Double Tap
Let's.
Steve Hargett
Let's call it. Let's just take a break. Which actually didn't they do that in, like, World War I or 2? When were they like, all right, guys,
Nick the Fat Electrician
time out in the trenches.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, that was okay.
Steve Hargett
That's even more wild. No, but even where didn't they stop at night or.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, I mean, there's all these celebrated Christmas together and someone's like, maybe we
Steve Hargett
should just not follow those rules.
Eli Double Tap
That would be so unnerving, though. Like, middle of trench warfare, you're like,
Steve Hargett
ding, ding, ding time. Watch me. Yeah, Christmas.
Eli Double Tap
Hey, what's up, dog?
Nick the Fat Electrician
You want to see me Trigger Eli's autism. What do you do now? For side gig work.
Steve Hargett
Oh, secure security.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
For who?
Eli Double Tap
Well, we can beat the name.
Nick the Fat Electrician
What career Box boxing.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, we're boxing for boxers. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, for boxers. Bleep the name.
Steve Hargett
Hey, so do you know who Jesse Bam Rodriguez's.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. Bam.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. No shit. When did he fight?
Eli Double Tap
Bam is. Bam is one of the most terrifying. New Mexico. New Mexican.
Steve Hargett
He's American. Yeah, but he says it. He's. I've been with him. He does interviews are like. Start speaking to him in Spanish.
Eli Double Tap
He's like, no, he. So when I. I always say he has a Mexican.
Steve Hargett
Wait, when did he fight?
Eli Double Tap
Well, he fought. Bam's last fight was two months ago. Month ago.
Steve Hargett
No, dude, it was Saturday night.
Eli Double Tap
Oh my God. He won. He better have won.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Knockout.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
And he was facing the other guy
Steve Hargett
that hadn't been no 100. Yeah. Another. The champ at the next weight class up.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, because Bam's going. This is his second.
Steve Hargett
But he's not. He's. He's the best fighter in the world.
Donut Operator
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Steve Hargett
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Donut Operator
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Steve Hargett
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Eli Double Tap
How was your dream?
Steve Hargett
Great. I cooked a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Eli Double Tap
I don't know.
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
No, it is. It's a giant walk.
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Steve Hargett
The wok dude.
Eli Double Tap
Get the wok dude. They. They get hot as hell. The heat distribution is phenomenal too, because
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
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Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
That dude, I'm.
Steve Hargett
He. So he doesn't fight like a Mexican. He fights like he's one of them. It's like Lomachenko with power.
Eli Double Tap
Yep. Because he's. Dude. How he level changes and then how he sets up his other punches because he is actively looking Mexican is like.
Steve Hargett
He said he goes into the flow state. He's like, I don't even remember knocking these guys out.
Eli Double Tap
I cannot wait for him to fight Monster.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, that's what we're talking about with the weight losses. Yeah, we'll see. I don't know, because it is how much more so I think he'll probably fight. I mean, it's what he wants, to be honest.
Eli Double Tap
It's a good payday.
Steve Hargett
There's a. Yeah, I mean, it would be. Yeah, it would be the best. It would be the biggest fight in boxing, which is ironic considering that he's 118 pounds. Yeah, but. Yeah. So you won at 112, 115. Just one at 118.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Boxing weight classes are crazy to me.
Eli Double Tap
Three pounds. That's why you.
Steve Hargett
But then it's like. But then. But it is. So let's say he probably weighs 128 when he fights. Right. So he weighs in at 118. Weighs 128. But then, like, Inoue could come in at 135.
Eli Double Tap
Like, just come in.
Steve Hargett
I mean, that's a big, like. It is a big difference.
Eli Double Tap
The huge difference.
Steve Hargett
So, I mean, because. Bam. Small. I don't. I don't think anyone thought he would progress that, like, quickly through the. He's 26 years old. I don't think he'll fight much longer.
Eli Double Tap
He's a, like, knockout power watch.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, you have to watch. This guy is ridiculous.
Eli Double Tap
Dude. I love how fucking.
Steve Hargett
There's nobody else's. Just like, it.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, he switches hands. Is like kids.
Steve Hargett
He just makes these guys look Stupid. And they're champions.
Eli Double Tap
That's the most demoralized.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I just think it's funny that the boxing guys hire the jiu jitsu guys for security.
Steve Hargett
That's all I'm saying.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I just think that's the funny part.
Eli Double Tap
To me, dude, that's fucking crazy. My coach, Daniel, he's huge fan of Bam.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Because he's from San Antonio.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. And like, Daniel, I think his next.
Steve Hargett
I'm thinking, like, just listening to, like, his interviews, and I think the next fight will probably be another 118. Another fight at 118, probably to unify and let him see how it feels. And then, like, you're probably looking at the big one.
Eli Double Tap
It's way more brutal. And a lot of people think they're just like, oh, you're just moving up weight classes. That's how you see world champions fall off because they go to the wrong weight class. And now I'm not as fast and I rely on my speed. And now where I'm used to being able to move, I'm getting tagged or age also will determine. You start seeing people fine off.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Doesn't, like, limb, like, reach start to really play a big advantage, too. Like, if you're going. If you're not naturally that high in weight and you start fighting people with a lot longer arms. Like, I feel like that's what we saw last night with Toporia versus Gaethji Gage. He had so much reach. Every time he tried to come in,
Eli Double Tap
he was eating jabs and homie wasn't moving his head.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Face to face, I would agree with that. But like, you. You would know just from watching, like, this guy is different. He's like. They don't know where he is. Like, the way that he moves is like, it's. And he's. He's always close. He always finds a way in.
Eli Double Tap
He's a slip stance where it's like, hey, I'm over here. Now I'm switching positions. So I'm back to orthodox tagging. You trying to turn into him. And he is. Knockout power. Which at that weight class, those crazy.
Steve Hargett
And they're like, he fought. So there's a. He did another big fight in Phoenix, so that's where he won his first title. So he's been fighting, like, most of his big fights there. But there was another boxer, Estrada, you remember, he was like, so he's been the champ for a long time. Mexican, like, Mexican fighter. And bam. Fought him when he came up to 115, I think. And in. In Phoenix. And he stopped him, I think, in the fifth round with like, liver shot, like, writhing in pain on the like. But you could see from the get go, it's like, this is over.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
GG almost got taken on by liver shots.
Steve Hargett
Dude. I actually saw that highlight.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Did you guys watch the fights?
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Did you watch?
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So good. It's poetry.
Eli Double Tap
Again, no head movement.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You couldn't. You couldn't have wrote. I was talking shit about the UFC card. I still. The card was like, Matt overall. But you couldn't have wrote a better. If you would have wrote that main event, people would have thought it's fiction. 100%, like, five to one underdog American going in against.
Steve Hargett
Was that. Was he five to one?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Five to one. He was five to one underdog. No respect going in.
Eli Double Tap
I was happy.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Against a foreigner fighting on American soil, on America's 250th birthday. And the American goes out there and just beats the piss out of.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Until he makes a grand.
Eli Double Tap
Okay. Nothing crazy.
Steve Hargett
The. Yeah, that's funny because it's kind of like the Built for War thing, right? Like, okay, you're gonna come out and just stop this guy. It's kind of like the Strickland thing. Like, oh, you're just gonna come out and stop him. Like, strictly. Like, Gaethje's been knocked out, but not in the first round or second round or.
Nick the Fat Electrician
No.
Steve Hargett
You know, it's like, maybe in the last second of the fight,
Nick the Fat Electrician
he got close. He just.
Steve Hargett
It.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Justin Poirier knocked him out too. I think those are the two.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay. Okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
But he's an American account.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, you just got those. The skill levels. And there is where. Oh, this fighter can beat this fighter.
Steve Hargett
I did see Makachev was like, there's levels to this.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Well, you could tell, like. And I. I was texting Connor the whole time the fight was going on, and I was like, the longer this fight goes, the more in favor it is with Gaiji. Just because, like, this guy's. I don't think he's ever went out of the first round or second round for a fight. And he's going into the third, fourth, and fifth round with Gagey, who pretty much exclusively lives there.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, he lives in, like, deep water.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
We're just gonna get the kicked out of us. One of us is gonna. I.
Eli Double Tap
Nice fuel tank. I have a nuclear reactor. Just runs.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I text, I text Connor. It was like the third or fourth round when Toporia took a shot and tried to take down Gagey. Engage. You can literally look, he takes his shot and gage. He doesn't even move. He just looks down at his waist and is like. And then fucking sprawls and makes him eat it. I was like, this fight's over.
Steve Hargett
It's like, when. Well, there's two, so one is like when Connor McGregor shot on Nate Diaz.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
You're like, okay, this is. This is.
Eli Double Tap
This is over.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, sure.
Steve Hargett
And then when Chamiya full guard.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Didn't he just like,
Eli Double Tap
I have to
Nick the Fat Electrician
get this to the ground. Things are not going well.
Eli Double Tap
I'm gonna get down, do it. The. Dang it. My brain just. I am surprised they didn't stop the fight or his coach let him go.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That was. It should have been stopped. I was gonna be so mad if he lost because I. The doctor thing. Oh, when the doc. You can hear it, that they're like, bring the doctor out. He just said he can't see out of his right eye. They bring the doctor out, and you can see the doctor go, fight's over. He can't see out of his right eye. And then the ref comes out and is like, I'm gonna let it go. And even Joe Rogan and DC Were being like, well, this is kind of. Because they just let him rest for an extra 60 seconds when he was up, and then he came back out super fresh again. I was like, this is the Tim Kennedy fucking scandal all over again.
Steve Hargett
But what do you. But what do you think? What do you think that is just bad judgment in the heat of the moment?
Nick the Fat Electrician
I think it. I think it was 100% that the ref was under pressure of. He did not want the main event of this historic fucking UFC event to get stopped due to doctor stoppage.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I 100% think that's what it was.
Steve Hargett
But, yeah, you're not allowed to say, I can't see. And then they.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Steve Hargett
Let him go.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I'm sorry. That's like, literally the one thing they're looking for. Can you see? And he's like, can't see anything out of my right eye. Fuck it. He's good to go. Then his face just gets turned into fucking hamburger.
Eli Double Tap
He looked like Jesus from the Passion of the Christ, dude. His face was fucking mangled, dude. You're like, oh, oh, you're going back out as a. Like, if I was in his corner, I'd be like, dude, good job.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Post fight interview is hilarious. Because he's like, I knew. He's like. And you could see it because he had his. His eye was Bleeding first, and he's like, I knew I was gonna win as soon as he started bleeding. And I was watching in the fight too, and I remember seeing it as soon as he was bleeding, he kept doing this and looking at his glove and then going back to fighting and then doing this. And he did it like 10 times. And he's like.
Steve Hargett
Gage is like, oh, he doesn't like that.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's such. He's such a pretty boy. He's worried about his face right now. He's like. That's when I knew it was the turning point.
Eli Double Tap
I would have been staying on that rice. Adam, like, I'm gonna work on this side of your body because you're. Everything is gone. Just getting punched in the face over and over. It was a good. I mean, that was a war. And then who were they complaining about for elbows and punches in the back of the head? They're like, oh, cuz. There's a bunch of going on right now.
Steve Hargett
I don't remember fight.
Donut Operator
That clip was nasty, though, man. Just back of the head, like seven, eight times, and they're like.
Eli Double Tap
They're not stopping the fight. I was like, I don't know on that one. It's always. Back of the head is a dangerous place to get hit. I mean, every. And they were just letting it slide because they didn't even get told stop pretty much. Right.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I was watching. I didn't think it was.
Eli Double Tap
Was.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I thought it was, like, kind of the side.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I mean, I thought it was to this area of the head, which is fine. I mean, it's literally.
Steve Hargett
I don't know what the definition of the back of the head is.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's. I always thought it was the. The triangle right where the spine connects to the back of the head. And I thought he was doing a decent job of avoiding it. Like, I watched it live. I didn't think anything was too egregious.
Steve Hargett
Well, I think it was coming this way too, right?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, it was coming, like, it wasn't straight up and down.
Steve Hargett
It was coming straight up and down thing, which.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That whole. The elbow rules. Stupid to begin with.
Steve Hargett
It's got. Which one?
Nick the Fat Electrician
The 12 to 6 elbows. You can't.
Steve Hargett
Oh, that. It's not allowed.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah. Do you know why?
Steve Hargett
No.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Because back in the day when UFC was, like, brand new and coming up, and John McCain was hardcore against it, and they were, like, struggling to let any states even let them hold events, the boxing commission was in charge of, like, coordinating with them to make the rules for. To bring it mainstream. And one of the dudes at the boxing commission who knows fucking nothing about fighting outside of boxing. Went to, like, a martial arts demonstration to learn more, which. Good for him. That makes sense.
Steve Hargett
Demonstration.
Nick the Fat Electrician
At least he's trying to learn. I'll give him credit there. But he goes to, like, a fucking karate demonstration and one of these fucking karate black belts does the 12 to 6 elbow and breaks 15 landscaping bricks with it. Oh, and he goes, oh, my God, we can't allow these 12 to 6 elbows. God damn. That's where that rule comes from.
Donut Operator
Imagine he hits a head with the head.
Eli Double Tap
Eyeballs hitting the crowd.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's like a bunch of guys.
Eli Double Tap
That was dangerous. The headless corpse as he chunks it off.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, that's literally where that rule comes from. Insane.
Steve Hargett
Well, it's probably the same as the heavyweight rule, right? Like, some of those things probably existed. Like, okay, we have to cut it at 265 because everything over is too dangerous.
Eli Double Tap
Well, that time, you're under 30, you're 300 fat.
Steve Hargett
Figure it out. Just don't bite each other.
Eli Double Tap
Pretty much it.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Back in the day. Yeah. You could just. Because you could attack the groin out the gate, right? Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That one dude is just straight up. Yeah. He had caught no submission. Was just punching him in the dick.
Eli Double Tap
That elbows.
Steve Hargett
Well, even hoist was, like, pulling. The one was pulling Kimbo's hair. Like that one.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Like, got a haircut after that.
Eli Double Tap
Dude, that was back in. Man, those old, old UFC was crazy because it was just bringing on.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Don Fry is one of my favorite podcasts we ever did.
Steve Hargett
Oh, really, dog? Is he. Is he in Texas?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Arizona.
Steve Hargett
Oh, okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He lives out in Arizona. And he. But he came out here, and he is exactly who you hope he is. He's every bit of who you hope.
Donut Operator
He's just slamming whiskey, calling people queers.
Steve Hargett
It's awesome.
Eli Double Tap
Dude, that's Don. Don's like, you. But my wife Sal was like, dude. He's like, have the one with the big tits make the drink.
Steve Hargett
All right. Yes.
Eli Double Tap
Don Fry.
Nick the Fat Electrician
We're. We're at brunch. We sit down to brunch, and Eli always orders, like, fruity drinks.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And Cody's drinking man Mosas, which to Don Fry looks fruity also.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So Cody orders a man mosa. Eli orders whatever pink fruity drink he gets. I'm not drinking at the time. And Don Fry is, like, talking. What are you queer, like, talking to Eli and this little, like, bubbly waitress, and he's like, can I just get. You got bourbon? And she's like, yeah. And then she, like, pulls up her menu, and she starts reading off, like, all the craft drinks that have bourbon. He's like, sweetheart, I just. Just bourbon. And she's like, oh, okay. And she, like, goes to walk away. He goes making a triple. I don't want you to wear your shoes out. She's walking away.
Eli Double Tap
He's so funny.
Steve Hargett
Oh, my God.
Eli Double Tap
Such a good old boy.
Steve Hargett
What does he do?
Eli Double Tap
Don Fry. YouTube.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He does Don Fry. He's Don Fry.
Steve Hargett
There you go.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's like a legendary character just roaming around the map now, just being himself.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
100.
Eli Double Tap
They just record him just saying quotes now. That's all you need. Yeah. And it works. I mean, you go, his channel's doing quite fine with that. Don't be a.
Steve Hargett
He needs a bobblehead with just like.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, they push it. Old Dom Fry. So what is now? Do you like boxing? Ufc? What's your favorite shit to watch? Are you just. Do you. Do you like.
Steve Hargett
Eh.
Eli Double Tap
No. What? Do you. Any sports you watch? What do you do for fun? Do you stare at a wall?
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's horrifying.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Hey, what's up?
Eli Double Tap
I'm showing him Noble suitcases because I'm intrigued. I bought one before. Before they were a sponsor, and then two weeks later, they're like, do you want to work together? I was like, yep.
Steve Hargett
So this is one of those where,
Donut Operator
like, you used it beforehand.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Donut Operator
So not even joking. When we were traveling in Virginia the other day, I was like, oh, was that, like, one of the sponsor suitcases? And then you showed me all the features. I'm like, oh, actually, okay, I think I get it.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, you can use your fire. This can carry firearms, too. You can just check it in with it.
Donut Operator
Oh, is it, like, TSA approved?
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, literally. Tsa. Yeah. They're all, oh, no.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So you could just.
Eli Double Tap
You could just throw a f. Cking
Donut Operator
gun in that passer.
Eli Double Tap
It already has the TSA locks with it, so the TSA can check it really quick with their same key for both locks.
Steve Hargett
Yep.
Donut Operator
So in that case, it's compliant. If you want to bring a surprise mouseketool, that will help you later.
Eli Double Tap
Everyone loves surprise Mouseka tools.
Donut Operator
The robbers don't. Oh, they have an open container compartment. Oh, wow.
Eli Double Tap
I bet you could put a laptop in there.
Donut Operator
How would you know?
Eli Double Tap
I don't read Egyptian. I had a bag that I used to use. I don't do that anymore because this replaced everything for travel.
Donut Operator
I used to travel exclusively with a Kroger grocery bag.
Steve Hargett
The holes were getting Large.
Donut Operator
He never replaced the bag.
Eli Double Tap
But don't take our word on it. 500,000 suitcases sold in the highest rated luggage brand in the category on trustpilot.
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
What's that, Brandon?
Donut Operator
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Nick the Fat Electrician
You can go to nobletravel.com for up
Donut Operator
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Eli Double Tap
Does every suitcase come with a 100 day money back guarantee?
Donut Operator
I believe it does.
Eli Double Tap
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Donut Operator
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Nick the Fat Electrician
So that's nobletravel.com for up to 46% off your entire order.
Donut Operator
After you order, they're gonna ask you
Nick the Fat Electrician
how you heard about them.
Donut Operator
Tell them unsub sends their regards.
Steve Hargett
Very Japanese of you. No, well, our business, we're super busy, so, like, that's a lot. You said eight gyms. Yeah, and more. More, more, more coming soon. But it's. But the gym thing is interesting because I think when you start looking at like, like, everyone here is fine. Right? So when you think of, like, martial arts, I think there's a misconception of, you see, like, oh, jiu jitsu is good for, like, us because we're, like, strong or athletic. And like, really, it's better for people who are not that. Yeah, right. Well, the. Probably the biggest, like when I started. When did you start?
Nick the Fat Electrician
2011, 2010.
Steve Hargett
Okay, so about same period of time,
Nick the Fat Electrician
Little different, different little training trajectory.
Steve Hargett
But like, when you come in, it's like you show up, someone's gonna try to kill you, and then if you're, you know, tough enough, you stay. You're like, oh, maybe this is good for me. Or, you know, okay, I didn't like that. So it's not like the environment isn't really set up the right way for the people who probably need it the most.
Eli Double Tap
That makes sense.
Steve Hargett
Right? So, like, I would have never thought to put my. I have three daughters. I would never thought to put them in jiu jitsu. The way that I learned it right now, they do jiu jitsu twice a week. They also do cheer and whatever other things, but, like, you will do that. So I think when we looked at it or when we started, it was like, well, how do you create the environment for those people to be able to benefit from it? Well, that's hard because most of the industry is like, talking about steroids. They're like people. It's like, it's just. It's so not what martial arts is supposed to be like the Japanese way, right? So it's like kind of this, like, it's kind of like a thug fight sport.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's kind of very much. It's. I mean, there's obviously different. Every gym has a different vibe.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly. Right? That's. Which is crazy. And then what's funny is like, I was a consumer, like I said, like, I'd never really wanted to teach. And then so when I started training again, I'm already a black belt. And there's a guy named Salo Jibaro. And if you look this, this guy is intense and he's insane, but he has such a good way to think, right? So when I start training, he's like the nicest guy. And then he's like, okay, let's train. So we train. I think it's like there's a timer. It's like five minutes or whatnot. So I just kind of avoid like the fight. So like, this guy's like seven time world champion. Like, if I survive, this is good. And survive is like, not engage. So, like, the timer ends and he's like, keep going. He has like crazy voice, right? It's like, keep going. Like, shit. No, there's no time limit now. So eventually, like, you know, mouse me, chokes me. He's like, oh, you don't spend a lot of time there, huh? No, actually. Actually, almost not, right? So then I start training with him because I'm like, okay, I'm not learning. There's something I'm missing in what I was taught, right? And then for three years, I'm training under this guy. He lives in San Diego. I live like almost three hours away. And every time we train is like, no time limit, basically, until he's tired or bored, I don't know, whichever comes first, maybe. But I, I'm thinking, okay, I'm a. I'm a brown belt world champion. I'll probably be okay. And like, I might as well be. You training with him, there's just no, like, it's not even close. So I think that part, I'm like, I remember one day he's like, you think that just because you get your ass kicked, you're getting, getting better? I'm like, yes,
Nick the Fat Electrician
I hope.
Eli Double Tap
Why am I here?
Steve Hargett
But. But inside of that, like, I learned a lot more about, like, they viewed jiu jitsu as martial arts. Like, they wanted it to change. So when you're trying to. So we always say, like, we see something wrong with the industry and want to change it, like that's hard. So you think, oh, if I change things for the better, people are going to be on board with it? No. Right. The opposite of that. So, yeah, so it's like, it's very time consuming. Right. That and then I have three kids. Like, I used to love sports. Then they started teaching me about politics, and I'm like, no, thanks, fair enough. And then it's like, yeah, I'll watch it. Like, I watch boxing when I'm sitting ringside watching title fights. That's a different situation. But yeah, at home, I don't.
Eli Double Tap
Interesting.
Steve Hargett
I don't really have time for that.
Eli Double Tap
I still like your. Your mindset on martial arts, because it is a. When did. 1930s or 40s is when it was like Jiu Jitsu, everything, like the belt system even. Because I didn't realize the belt system was a more of American thing. It was like, it was like the
Nick the Fat Electrician
Karate Kidman movie that turned karate. I mean, karate existed prior to that, but, like, it was literally the Karate Kid movie that made martial arts mainstream and like, really brought about, like the. We're gonna have 30 separate belts just to make money.
Steve Hargett
And if you go back far enough, like one, it's Japanese origin.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
So let's like, start with that. So it's Jiu Jitsu, not Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. That's what we teach.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Steve Hargett
But also, like, if you go back far enough, like, Teddy Roosevelt was learning Jiu Jitsu, Right. And it wasn't. He wasn't learning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He was learning Jiu Jitsu came from. Right.
Eli Double Tap
Judo to Jiu Jitsu. Right. It was like judo.
Steve Hargett
So it was Jiu Jitsu first.
Eli Double Tap
Interesting. Okay, right.
Steve Hargett
And it was basically like, how do you fight without the sword? Because it was the samurai and there's people that are much better. I'll destroy the history and all the history buffs will call me out.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I can do it.
Steve Hargett
It's. But it's like, really? That's where it started. Now there's a pretty big Japanese population in Brazil, Right. So it goes over there now around. I want to say around the same time period judo starts. Jigoro Kano is the founder of judo, and he's trying to create something that's they're able to put in the education system. It's like judo is in the education system in Japan. It's part of it. Right. So this was educational. And it started with Jiu Jitsu. And then there's, you know, a couple different types of Jiu Jitsu. But judo became more Standing oriented. And what Jigoro Kanna was saying was, well, you. It's all about efficiency, and if you want to be good at stand up, you can't be good at stand up and be good at the ground was his part.
Donut Operator
Right.
Steve Hargett
So you have to be smart with how you use your time. That's why for, like, when we talk about jiu jitsu, Jiu jitsu is about efficiency. So really, the longer the fight, you'll see who's the better practitioner. Right? So you start looking. So I think judo had its. Like, the Japanese culture is a lot more geared towards, like, honor, and now it's an Olympic sport, and this is an actual sport. So the ground kind of got ignored a little bit, but then it also ended up in Brazil. And I think a part of it, too, is, like, socioeconomic. Like, if you look in Japan, they have, like, dakotokan, and they have these big academies built for judo, and it's something that's part of the system. And there's money in third world country, Right. And then in Brazil, you have, you know, smaller places that are packed with people who love what they're doing, but there's not enough room to do stand up. Like, stand up requires room. So if you're all. If there's 50 of us crammed in this living room and we're going to train, we're not going to all wrestle, like, nothing's gonna happen. It's too dangerous. I think there's a part of it that's that. But then also, the Gracies did a great job of, like, branding it, and then the ufc. And so I think, like. And the way that they popularized it was, like, basically going into gyms and beating the shit out of people. So I think, like, some of that mindset, like, that's why it ended up being what it was. It's like this toughness kind of idea. So I think with us, it's great because we have people that are, like, the best in the world, some of the best in the world. But then we still say, like, hey, the martial arts mentality is important. Like, this mindset thing is important. It'd be very different if, like, we're terrible and nobody could win a match, and we're like, guys, the fighting part's not as important as, like.
Eli Double Tap
Right, yeah, that's what matters.
Steve Hargett
So there's, like, there. But again, like, a lot of that stuff. I mean, even the industry doesn't provide jobs. Like, there's so many things that are wrong with it. That's, like, we're trying to look at this whole thing and say, like, well, how do you change something?
Eli Double Tap
It's a right dude. It would be extremely difficult, as you're saying, even hiring or creating jobs for that, because hard salary. And now you're basing that off of how many students you have. And you're like, hey, Steve, I can pay you X amount to come do this.
Steve Hargett
Well, you can solve. So, like, the economics can be, like, the economic. Economic equation can be solved.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah.
Steve Hargett
What I. Well, like, what I figured out, I think, with the team is like, we have to create the military. Like, there has to be a way that say this and won't come out as well. Like, there needs to be an indoctrination process. And then, like, that's why I need them.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I need them to believe in not being a. Before I get them.
Steve Hargett
You. Because it's. It's there. Like, what happens when you go to boot camp?
Eli Double Tap
How you get fucking demoralized.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. They break you, and then they teach you how to, like, you know, be human in their form.
Eli Double Tap
And I love martial arts because that respect thing, that's why I was like, the kiddos. My kiddos still putting. Well, not riding. Riding's like, no, thank you, daddy. I do not want to punch. I'm like, oh, yeah, got it.
Steve Hargett
But why don't you put them in Jiu jitsu?
Eli Double Tap
Ryden's autistic. Autistic. Like, he does. He will not, like, be so good. He'd not want to make eye contact. You'd be like, stop, stop.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, but like, like what? But like, what? Because, like, we have a lot of autistic kids that. That train jiu jitsu.
Eli Double Tap
He's.
Steve Hargett
So it depends on. Yeah. Yes.
Eli Double Tap
There's different levels.
Steve Hargett
Like, you. There's obviously, like, that's a level you can. You can still train.
Eli Double Tap
I can still talk to people. I can shower sometimes. But, yeah, him is like, like. But the respect that they learned from is what I loved from when I was young. And that's what I took to the military and then learned that in the military. But it's the one thing I truly appreciate was that respect. And you're like, okay, walk in. Bow do.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Some of those, like, traditional martial arts.
Steve Hargett
Well, some of those simple things are actually, like, humility.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Right. And if you look in the world today, it's like, where did that go? But it's funny that you talk about that, though, because there are kids that, like, we do have a lot of kids that are autistic in the in our programs. And it's. My wife was mentioning it, like, a couple years ago. She's like, there's, like, a significant amount, right? Like, much more than you would imagine. But what's funny is there are some kids that like this. They would struggle with the conversation. And did you see them train? You're like, dude, just keep doing that. Just like. Just you. You know what? And then they get done and they like. Because everything's. For some, it's all about, like, order in a specific way from a, like, repetition for most of them.
Donut Operator
Right?
Eli Double Tap
So it's like.
Steve Hargett
Like, you know where. It's like, you get done, you shake the hand. Like, you tell your partner, thank you. So they just like, maul some kid and then they get done. They're just like, grab their hand. Like, shake it.
Eli Double Tap
The other kids was like, no, no.
Steve Hargett
We're supposed to follow this process again and again and again.
Eli Double Tap
Right? Okay. Thank you.
Steve Hargett
No, but it's great. It's great. And, like, you never know because isn't it, like, there's something that gets their attention? Right?
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah. That's what you're looking for. What's the one young guy, wears glasses. He's like, I'm autistic, and he's world champion.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, Mikey. Musa Mekhi is.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Yes.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, for sure. That's who you're thinking of.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Shredded.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
And he's like, I'm just autistic.
Steve Hargett
It's like, yeah, I picture that. Dude, you're awkward.
Eli Double Tap
I think. I just think he. That's. He's like, I just want to jiu
Steve Hargett
jitsu, to be honest. Like, it's so embarrassing. Is it like, I. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Interesting.
Steve Hargett
It's like, that's the guy. Like, that's the guy. You're like, we should promote. This is what we should use to promote. Like, that's a market. That's. Dude, zero chance.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That's the industry's fault. It's the only guy that good. Not trying to bank as female students.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, but it's like, that's the thing you want to use to, like, draw people in. Well, it's like, Victor, like, my partner is not that kind of partner. I know. I know where you went, but he. But, like, you've trained with him. Yeah, he's 6, 5, 2, 60.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's enormous.
Steve Hargett
He's like, the guy is like the American dream. But I came over here and he was 19 years old. Like, lived in the gym, like, won world championships. Like, no money. Like, figured it out, was really hurt, wasn't going to be able to go keep competing. Like, got healthy. We started the business. Now he's a business owner. He's made a bunch of money on the mat, off the mat, but he doesn't. Like, he just lives his life. Like he's not, you know, autistic or making, you know, just doing weird. He's actually just like helping develop other people. Like, he spent what, a week or a few days?
Nick the Fat Electrician
He was on underwhelming podcast with us.
Steve Hargett
Taught kids, teaching kids classes, teaches all
Nick the Fat Electrician
the kids are like,
Steve Hargett
his hand is like this.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Like, bro, he grabbed my collar on my gi. It was like from here to here, from pinky to index knuckle.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, he's huge. It was insane when, when my daughter was. So we've. I've known him, see, almost 10 years now. So my youngest is 10. So when she was little, everything was like, is the Ferris wheel as big as Victor?
Eli Double Tap
Oh, wow.
Steve Hargett
I'm like, well, just imagine.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. I mean, it makes this big.
Steve Hargett
And it's like, it's like, is the airplane. Is. Is the airplane as big as Victor? It's a little bigger.
Eli Double Tap
Picturing him palming your head?
Steve Hargett
No, it's literally, it's like he's enormous, but he's not. You know, it's like he's a difficult matchup for like, even the ufc, they just recently had a. They had a. You guys don't do UFC stuff, do you? You're not sponsored by UFC or not yet.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Go ahead.
Steve Hargett
So they have like. So Victor's normal life. Like just got married, you know, has his routine, teaches, runs the businesses, develops other athletes. His coach is a world champion also. Our coach is a world champion also. And the problem is all these guys that are, you know, making autistic videos and they're being promoted. Like, he just mauls them. No, so it's not like good promoting. Like, I messaged the matchmaker and was like, oh, you have Victor's kids. Like two guys he submitted fighting on the card and then they won't put him on. Like, he. It's hard for him to get matches because it's not. It doesn't grab attention. And then he's gonna beat you.
Eli Double Tap
Gotcha.
Donut Operator
Right?
Steve Hargett
So it's like a difficult but in. In his mind or in our mind, like, the business will be so much bigger than, you know, the short term success these guys are going to have making their weird videos. Right.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Makes sense.
Steve Hargett
So it's. But the trade. But now that's the guy you're going to put as like every you should try Jiu jitsu. You might end up like this guy. Like, yeah, I think I'll put my kids in karate.
Eli Double Tap
Anything that makes sense. That would be frustrating from the marketing standpoint because you are. It's kind of luck of the draw to like, unfortunately, if you're this victor skill level and just being able to dominate. But he doesn't really care about how he presents himself on social media.
Steve Hargett
Social media, then no, it's the opposite. His is like martial arts. Like, what he's doing. Like, it's.
Eli Double Tap
It's not.
Steve Hargett
It's like positive. It's. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Eli Double Tap
What gets clicks and then what will get shared. And if you.
Steve Hargett
If you actually went and looked, because we had a meeting at the beginning of the year where we were talking about not even using Jiu jitsu in any of our, like, messaging because if you look it up, it's like some dude beating his wife for like. So I'm serious, dude. It's like, you know, what's his name's girlfriend? Like some dudes steroids, like the best person in the world saying, well, if you're not using steroids, you're. You're cheating. You're cheating yourself.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, right. It's like, even I've heard that that's what.
Steve Hargett
That's what you want to. That's what you want to be putting out there for, you know, so it's like, that's the part that's difficult. And then, you know, so I have to do this.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Do you know the history of Jiu jitsu?
Eli Double Tap
I do not do it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You would find it interesting because you're all into Japan.
Eli Double Tap
It's if. Unless it was during the. What it would.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Samurai.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. So then it would have been judo.
Steve Hargett
And so it was jujitsu J U. It was J U, not jiu.
Eli Double Tap
It was J ujitsu kaisen.
Steve Hargett
This is not.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I haven't validated this to the degree I do with a fat electrician video. So if I this up a little bit. I'm sorry. This is my current understanding. So samurai basically functioned kind of like feudal knights. Like, they just worked for different shoguns. Right. So between samurai, between the samurai, there was like that professional. Professional understanding of like, hey, me and you were homies, but you serve this shogun. I serve that shogun. We might end up fighting each other one day, even though we're cool and it's not personal.
Eli Double Tap
Right? Oh, okay. Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So there was always that understanding. So a lot of times that samurai, like, went to war with each other at the end of the battle day, they would go out in the middle of the battlefield and have, like, dinner together. Because, like, we're. We're off the clock.
Eli Double Tap
Well, and also so I can piggyback. Just add into it one thing I do know, which is fucking wild. Same idea. Like that. It's wild that, oh, we're gonna have break bread now after we've been fighting all day. They would also. This was more before the 1400s, was it not, Bushuta? I forget the. What is it called? The fighting style with the sword, whatever. But you would have these armies, like, facing off, and then usually it was like they just challenge one at a time. You would have just two dudes fight one at a time and then kill, and then the next one would go in there and kill. Or I'm guessing that's part of it was. No.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So it all happened at dinner.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So, like, jujitsu while they're going to dinner. Obviously, like, there's a lot of time. There's, like, the professional courtesy. Like, I know Cody, we're fighting on different teams. But, like, we're gonna hang out tonight and we'll go back to work tomorrow. There's also situations where it's like, I know Cody. I don't fucking like Cody. I kind of want to kill him on the battlefield. And whenever you. So they would go to have dinner, and whenever you go to dinner, it was like the big thing of like, hey, we're off the clock. If you draw your sword, everybody's gonna kill you. Because we don't do that. Right. Like, you're breaking the code. So nobody could draw a weapon. So if you had a disagreement or you wanted to get in a fight with somebody over dinner, you would have a wrestling match and jiu jitsu and, like, submissions started to develop under the ideology of, okay, I want to kill Cody. I can't do it right now because everybody else will kill me. But if me and Cody wrestle tonight and I break his arm tomorrow, when I catch up with him on the battlefield, then I can cut his head off way easier. And that's where, like, submission started to come in, is. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna maim you right now so I can fucking kill you tomorrow.
Donut Operator
And that's kind of how solid fucking plan.
Steve Hargett
The story of the Last Samurai.
Nick the Fat Electrician
No, that's Tom Cruise.
Eli Double Tap
We look last time, right? It's weird that we were looking that one up, I think, right?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Dude, my samurai is awesome French, but
Eli Double Tap
Tom Cruise is based off of. Of a French guy instead.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, French.
Steve Hargett
The story is completely different then there.
Eli Double Tap
Well, it follows like a lot that happened. Just they were like, well, we'll just put Tom Cruise.
Nick the Fat Electrician
There was a French guy at Little Bighorn.
Eli Double Tap
One of the most famous samurai in Japanese history. He's called the cowboy samurai because he adopted. He would carry a 38. Hell yeah. And a Katana. So this is 1800 Japanese people wanting
Nick the Fat Electrician
to be cowboys since the beginning.
Eli Double Tap
And the one thing he would wear and cowboy boots. So he'd wear his normal kimono, the garb and cowboy boots. Leather cowboy boots and that. And they actually.
Steve Hargett
Are you for real?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, there's a statue.
Donut Operator
You know anime isn't real life, right?
Eli Double Tap
This is.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I love the cultural admiration between America and Japan.
Steve Hargett
How did he even know that cowboy boots existed?
Eli Double Tap
The American, he bought that. Like, so he was the one who's like, hey, I don't like what's happening right now. We have to. We have to build. Yeah.
Steve Hargett
Which part did he not like?
Eli Double Tap
He was seeing what was happening over like the colonization, religion, all that happening. He was against that. So he's like, no. Then he teamed up with the guy that was in charge of the Japanese navy at the time and they were. They, we should wear cowboy boots. It's like, yeah, like, dude, we got
Nick the Fat Electrician
to get mad drip. So the kids like us more.
Eli Double Tap
Sakamoto Remora. Like Sakamoto Ryoma. Ryoma.
Steve Hargett
Is that how you say it?
Eli Double Tap
Right?
Steve Hargett
Shows like an anime. Is it a comic book?
Eli Double Tap
There's his statue. His famous statue. And his famous statue.
Steve Hargett
Is the cowboy boots on there?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh my God. He actually has a cowboy boots.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, dude. He's the second most famous samurai.
Steve Hargett
Who's first?
Eli Double Tap
Miyamoto Musashi.
Steve Hargett
Okay.
Eli Double Tap
So that dude.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, that makes sense.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The most successful one.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, yeah.
Eli Double Tap
The one that never died. He died an old man. Yeah. In that time frame. And he would accept all the challenges.
Steve Hargett
This one lived on the mountain, wrote
Nick the Fat Electrician
an entire book on cutting people's heads off.
Donut Operator
Is that the guy that used the stick to kill people at first?
Steve Hargett
Yep.
Donut Operator
Okay.
Eli Double Tap
At like 13 or something. Yeah, 13 or 12. He killed that for his first samurai.
Donut Operator
He killed famous samurai?
Eli Double Tap
Yep.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, he picked.
Donut Operator
He picked him up and slammed him on his head and then beat him to death with a stick. Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I was just.
Eli Double Tap
The other day, 12 year old, he. Famous samurai at that time.
Steve Hargett
What were you listening to it on?
Donut Operator
Someone was telling the story on YouTube. Yeah, it was. He was like, I want to make a name for myself. 12 years old, he finds the guy, the Guy swings at him first and he just dodges it, picks him up, slams on his head, takes a wooden. A wooden katana and just beats his head in with it. Holy shit.
Steve Hargett
No. 12 year olds today are saying they want to make a name for themselves,
Nick the Fat Electrician
bring a stick to a sword fight.
Eli Double Tap
And he did. This dude had a poster. He was challenging any samurai in the area. And so the 12 year old is Miyamoto. Seeing that, he's like, oh, cool, I'll do it. And the guy's like, fucking kid. What is he gonna do? And then he proceeded to crack him in the skull, knock him down, and then bash his head in until it was nothing. And he's like, okay. And left. And then he just continued to do that. And then his most famous battle with Yojiro was showing up very late. He like showed up three hours late to this duel. And you gotta remember, like, this is old Japan. So is that why you do this to me? Yes. Miyamoto throws it off. Dude, it pissed. And that's how we won that fight. Homie was fucking pissed because it was a three hour. And homie rows his boat there. And while he's rowing it, he carves one of the oars into a giant Bokken stick. Makes it even longer because Yojiro used a.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The big bat thing.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, well, like in the dodge, like,
Steve Hargett
wait, so they're choosing their weapon? Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, and he was like, I'm gonna
Steve Hargett
use a boat or.
Eli Double Tap
And this is his last battle. And this is. This is the most. This is the other. The greatest samurai of that era too. So these are the two best fighters in the world.
Steve Hargett
It's pound for pound one. One versus two.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. And fucking homie killed him with an or.
Steve Hargett
He's just waiting a level of disrespect on that one. You know what, bro?
Eli Double Tap
He wanted shave. He showed up, dude. It's all about respect. He got pissed because again, he pulled up, he's like, didn't take a shower, didn't do the traditional. I'm fighting for my life. He was just a scrub.
Steve Hargett
Like, I'm gonna enrage this guy.
Eli Double Tap
And he was like, you're late. He's like, okay. And then he's even more pissed because he has a wooden boat.
Steve Hargett
This is crazy.
Eli Double Tap
He moves to the side and just whacks the dude as hard as he can in the head. And then one more time and kills him. And then just bounces out, gets back on his boat, oars back to his little home.
Steve Hargett
And then I'm gonna ascend into. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
And that was his 60th. He did 60 or 64 battles to the death.
Steve Hargett
That's crazy.
Donut Operator
Was that when the. The one where the guy's students were sitting around watching too, and they just watched him get beat to fucking death?
Eli Double Tap
That. Yep, yep.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I like this because, like, I get asked all the time, like, are you ever gonna run out of stories for your channel and have to quit? I was like, no. Like, I might have to expand outside of America, but I'm definitely not running stories I could look into, bro. Like, I went down, like, Vlad the Impaler rabbit hole the other day.
Eli Double Tap
That dude, shit. I'm trying to find this guy that
Nick the Fat Electrician
Dracula is based on.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, wow.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, it's just like.
Steve Hargett
That's hilarious. There was three plastic model gun kit,
Eli Double Tap
three assassins came in. And his wife's like, did you hear it? He was staying out and in Tokyo or whatever is called at that Edo. And he actually used the pistols
Donut Operator
and
Steve Hargett
they're like, what the.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Because he was like, I have a sword, but it's all clothes. Well, I can just shoot people. It's way easier.
Donut Operator
It's on there.
Eli Double Tap
Dice. I love that.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Write it on your tombstone.
Eli Double Tap
Never run out of history stories like shit like that. But tell like Vlad Cody, if you want a savage Vlad, literally, just like,
Nick the Fat Electrician
the Ottomans are coming with a massive army to kill us. And Vlad, the. Basically the king or whatever of his area is like, I'll fucking handle it. I know how to handle this. He goes out, kills 30,000 Ottomans and then impales them in a fucking. Basically makes a forest of corpses right in the booty. Impaled?
Steve Hargett
Wait.
Eli Double Tap
Yes. He learned impelling in prison right. When he was lucky.
Steve Hargett
How did he. How did he go about this?
Nick the Fat Electrician
He killed a bunch of people with his army.
Eli Double Tap
Okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And then how many people were in his army? They were like, vastly outnumbered, but, like, tactics. They won, like, this victory and then just took all the corpses and impaled them along the road that the rest of the Ottomans would have to come through. So, like, you're going to walk through a forest of all your dead friends if you want to come with me again, it's like, damn, dude.
Eli Double Tap
That's what that army.
Steve Hargett
The psychological warfare is real.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
That's what happened that next army. That's why armies were like, yo, we're not invading them. Like, no, because one of them went over that hill and it was just 30,000 impaled people just as far as I could see. And you're like, oh, I'm not.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, we're good.
Eli Double Tap
We'll go the long.
Nick the Fat Electrician
How much we getting paid?
Eli Double Tap
Well, I'll go around. We don't need this. We'll just put an X right here.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Didn't find anything worth value actually in that part of the world. Bad.
Donut Operator
Some of the people didn't die right away either. That's a up part. If it didn't go completely through you or not through your heart, they'd be alive for a couple days.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Just strap some weights to their answer.
Steve Hargett
That was probably intentional.
Donut Operator
Yeah, that's demoralizing. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
So it was as a teenager, Vlad was held by the Ottoman Empire as a political hostage during that time period. That's how he learned how the Ottoman military culture and the harsh punish punishments. So that's how he learned impelling, which is why it was that fucked them up. Because like, oh shit, he's doing. Oh wow, we're assholes.
Steve Hargett
We do this usually.
Eli Double Tap
Oh God. But yeah. And then Dracula. That's. That's the man that came.
Steve Hargett
Wait, so how did it turn into Dracula?
Nick the Fat Electrician
That's just the inspiration for Dracula. One of my favorite quotes ever is this photo.
Steve Hargett
Just that old art, man. That's incredible.
Donut Operator
He's just eating a piece of pizza and some beer right there on the table, dude.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Get back to impaling his little face.
Eli Double Tap
Well, I don't think. I'm just like, oh, chopping off his body parts.
Nick the Fat Electrician
One of my favorite. I don't even know who said it, but like one of my favorite quotes of all time is what makes you different is what makes you dangerous. There's a thousand kings called the Great. There's only one king called the Impaler. Like that's. That goes hard.
Eli Double Tap
Actually terrifying. Oh, man. Cody, how you been, buddy? What you been up into?
Donut Operator
Super duper. Not much, man.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I like your new merch.
Donut Operator
Oh, thank you so much. Crime is fun. I've been doing a lot of that. We're going to two episodes a week.
Steve Hargett
So a lot of the crime or.
Donut Operator
Yeah, man. I do like crime history. Kind of like how he does military history now and then.
Steve Hargett
It came out different. He's like, crime is fun. I've been doing a lot of it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I mean, I bet it is.
Donut Operator
Well, yeah, like so my main channel, I'll do body camera footage. So when I run out of of footage, I go out and find homeless people and I give them lsd.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Donut Operator
And I'm like. I'm like the cops veins are made of copper.
Steve Hargett
And I get. I get my hatchet.
Donut Operator
It's great footage, dude.
Nick the Fat Electrician
There was some short. I saw I. I don't know if I sent it to you or not, but this dude is just walking around with a wheelbarrow full of handles of, like, cheap vodka with machetes duct tape to him and just handing it to homeless people around.
Donut Operator
What a patriot. He's making so much content for me.
Steve Hargett
It's outstanding.
Nick the Fat Electrician
All the homeless people are. Thank you so much, man.
Eli Double Tap
Chaotic good or chaotic evil. You're giving stuff away.
Steve Hargett
They get handle and a machete.
Nick the Fat Electrician
A handle. It's literally a handle of vodka with a, like, a shitty Walmart machete duct tape to it. He's just walking around handing them to homeless people on the side of the street.
Donut Operator
Pretty great. He always leaves before the fight.
Steve Hargett
He was.
Donut Operator
I said he always leaves before the fighting starts. It's. He needs to monetize that quickly.
Eli Double Tap
God.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You remember bump fights back in the day?
Donut Operator
That's what I'm saying, man. Stick around a little bit, you know, add a paywall and then Machete fight.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Funniest troll of all time. When they brought him on Dr. Phil.
Donut Operator
Oh, yeah, the bum fights guy.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You know bum fights.
Steve Hargett
I. I know bum fights.
Nick the Fat Electrician
They brought the dude that did that on Dr. Phil.
Steve Hargett
Okay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
To talk about it. And he walks in dressed like Dr. Phil and he even shaved this part of his head. Bald mustache. And Dr. Phil's just like, just get out. He goes, why? He goes, get out. He goes. I do the same thing you do. I bring people in bad circumstances on and I record it to make fun of them. I'm no. You're no better than me.
Steve Hargett
That's the best.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And, like, Dr. Phil kicks him off the show. It's insane.
Steve Hargett
Wait, it got recorded?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, yeah.
Steve Hargett
Televised.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It was like an episode. Yeah, you can pull it up on YouTube today. It's like. It's a top tier troll moment. What are some of the stories you're.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Working on recently?
Steve Hargett
The latest and greatest.
Donut Operator
We released UFC fights today to coincide with the fight that was last night. Yeah. Well, yeah, the bump.
Steve Hargett
I sue.
Nick the Fat Electrician
But what, like, what about them?
Donut Operator
Just UFC guys who have gone to prison.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Oh, that's a good one. There's no shortage.
Donut Operator
Yeah. What's his name?
Steve Hargett
You could go into jiu jitsu, guys next tracks.
Donut Operator
That's true too. There's a lot of those.
Eli Double Tap
What is one of the. Your favorite new ones you've done?
Donut Operator
We went over what's his name? To chase the guy in his truck and shot him because he actually assaulted his daughter.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He just got. The guy that just.
Donut Operator
He just got released in February or Yeah, he got paroled out.
Eli Double Tap
He's the one that's trying to run for.
Donut Operator
Wait, no, no, I, I talked about that one too though. That's coming out next week. Next week is vengeance stories. So. Yeah, that guy ran for sheriff and he, he's. He's about to win. He's going to the general in November.
Nick the Fat Electrician
What was the background story with that one?
Donut Operator
This one he called a guy who was trying to 14 year old daughter and ended up smoking. The dude shot him like I think 16 out of 18 times. He fired at him. And so he goes. He goes to jail for a little bit and they let him out on technicality, like mishandled evidence or something like that. And he ran for sheriff and he won in the town that he's in. So it's a good story and we need to get him on here.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Donut Operator
Oh, I think. I can't remember where he lives.
Steve Hargett
Yeah,
Donut Operator
it's such a Texas story. Oh, dude, it's so good. And I would love to get him on here and talk to him though.
Nick the Fat Electrician
We were, we were talking about it on kind of consensual stuff just like this. I think, I think that juries should be allowed to issue a new verdict. Like you've got guilty, innocent. And I think the third verdict should be kind of based. We're like, we know what he did was wrong, but also. I like that shit.
Steve Hargett
Broke some laws, but it was right.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, it was.
Steve Hargett
What he did was right, but he broke some laws.
Eli Double Tap
There's something. At the end of the day, no tears are shed. This is the quickest.
Nick the Fat Electrician
This is the good kind of bad. We'll allow it.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Imagine the emotional damage. He has to. He killed somebody.
Donut Operator
Yeah, it was. His name's Aaron Spencer. It's out of Arkansas.
Steve Hargett
That sounds right.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah.
Donut Operator
He just won the GOP nomination over a three term incumbent sheriff.
Steve Hargett
Oh.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Who.
Donut Operator
Whose office had arrested him on murder charges.
Steve Hargett
There you go. The people spoken.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
I wonder what that sheriff's thinking now coming for me. Oh, man. So what's the one.
Steve Hargett
But that's not. That's different from the UFC guys.
Donut Operator
Yeah, that's different. I'm talking about. No, that's not the ufc and that's the one coming out next week. I was just talking about vengeance stuff. The UFC got. What was his name? Yeah, it was just about him. That's. That's one of the stories I talked about.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Also based.
Donut Operator
Yeah, Chase chased the guy down and was shooting at his truck across like three counties. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
What happened? What is he in Jail right now.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I think he's.
Donut Operator
He's got let out February.
Eli Double Tap
Okay. Yeah.
Donut Operator
So he's out now.
Steve Hargett
Good.
Donut Operator
With his family again.
Eli Double Tap
Cut that a hard.
Steve Hargett
What was it? Yeah. What are you thinking?
Nick the Fat Electrician
I'll be honest. Imagine the balls on that.
Eli Double Tap
Although like.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
World Heavyweight champions kid.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Like probably didn't think that far into it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I.
Eli Double Tap
He's just.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Just another. I mean. Oh yeah.
Donut Operator
It was with Kane. It was his four year old son at a daycare dude.
Eli Double Tap
Oh yeah. I'm going to nuclear.
Donut Operator
But what ended up him up too is he probably wouldn't had such a long sentence. But the dude, his kid had his mom and dad or stepmom and stepdad in the car with him. So his parents got caught up in the chase and the shooting and then the stepdad ended up getting shot two or three times.
Eli Double Tap
Oh yeah.
Donut Operator
So it became attempted murder.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
That was nice.
Donut Operator
It wasn't just the pet.
Steve Hargett
The first attempted murder was. Would have been okay.
Donut Operator
Yeah. It probably would have turned out.
Eli Double Tap
So when you just patient he's gonna be alone sometime.
Donut Operator
Yeah. The stepfather was struck. That's a tough car.
Steve Hargett
So. Yeah.
Eli Double Tap
Damn. Damn.
Steve Hargett
How long was he in jail?
Donut Operator
He wasn't this couple years I think.
Nick the Fat Electrician
God damn. Imagine being that guy's stepdad.
Donut Operator
You see the five year sentence your
Nick the Fat Electrician
step kid got you into? What's happening? One of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time is chasing us with a gun.
Eli Double Tap
Why? Well, I don't know. Why is he so mad at you? I can't tell you right now.
Donut Operator
He only did 11 months, got a five year sentence and did 11 months and paroled out in California.
Eli Double Tap
There we go.
Steve Hargett
I mean it was on. It's been going on for a while, right?
Donut Operator
Yeah, it's been going on for a minute.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Donut Operator
Trial. The trial lasted forever.
Eli Double Tap
Yeah. I didn't know about the other dude getting shot.
Donut Operator
That had nothing to do with it. Got shot. So that was the big thing in that one dude.
Eli Double Tap
What the fuck? Also what the fuck. This is when I found out from Demetrius with our mutual guy we both know and it was that he had been arrested for cp. And we're like wait, what the fuck? I was like get the fuck out of here. He's like, yeah, I shit you not. You know he's in jail right now. This is a mutual friend. I grew up with. Great like great home. Came from everything and then had terabytes of cp. Yeah. And I didn't know. I was like oh yeah. We just knew each other. Which also extremely wild.
Steve Hargett
That immediately started distancing yourself.
Eli Double Tap
Oh, he was in jail. Demetrius, the one that. Yeah, that's what he was like. Have you heard? I was like, about what? And he was like, bruh, bruh. I was like, get the out of here. I text the friend group that all from that small Indiana town, and they're like. Like, they didn't know. And then they. Because they all grew up together, so it's fucking weird seeing that shit, especially when it's a nice home.
Steve Hargett
Like, oh, there's weird people out there. What are some of the other ufc?
Donut Operator
There's this Russian guy. He fought. He fought in, like, one UFC fight. Needed up going crazy and robbing mobile phone stores. Then he went to the crazy house and escaped from prison for beating someone up. And he went to the. Poland. The Polish border, I think it was Poland. And they tried to arrest him, and he started. They found out he had a bunch of Nazi tattoos. And he started screaming, I'm not a nationalist. I'm a racist. And so they arrested him again. And then he got out and got this group of dudes together that didn't like prostitutes, and they would go to brothels and beat the. Out of people. And it was. It's a whole.
Nick the Fat Electrician
It's.
Donut Operator
It's weird. And he spent, like, two years beating. Beating the. Out of people. Like pimps and. And people who go to Broadway.
Steve Hargett
Like prostitutes or.
Donut Operator
Yeah, man.
Steve Hargett
People that went to see prostitutes.
Donut Operator
He didn't like any of them. Yeah, it was bad.
Steve Hargett
So he's in jail now?
Donut Operator
Yeah, he's in jail now, and he might be out now.
Steve Hargett
Have you looked into Lee Murray?
Nick the Fat Electrician
Why do I know that?
Donut Operator
What did he do?
Nick the Fat Electrician
What?
Steve Hargett
He. He was the guy that knocked out Tito Ortiz in a bar fight.
Donut Operator
Yes.
Steve Hargett
British story. Yeah. Yeah.
Donut Operator
He's in this one. The one we released today.
Steve Hargett
Oh, dang.
Eli Double Tap
Okay. I don't.
Steve Hargett
What's his. Okay, I got it. It's.
Donut Operator
It's.
Steve Hargett
It's actually kind of funny. So he's. Well, he was like a gangster criminal.
Donut Operator
Yeah. He ended up. He did a heist.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Like, the biggest heist in history. It was like 30 in the UK.
Donut Operator
Million dollars.
Eli Double Tap
Holy.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's.
Steve Hargett
He's half Moroccan. Like, he's half Moroccan.
Donut Operator
So he fled. He fled there. Yeah.
Steve Hargett
So then they're having parties now. They're. They. They get away with the crime. They're in Morocco. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Donut Operator
Yeah.
Steve Hargett
This. They're having all these parties. The neighbors call the authorities that they're gay, which is illegal.
Donut Operator
Yeah. He stole £53 million and made it back to Morocco, which is non.
Steve Hargett
Extradition. Yeah. No extradition.
Eli Double Tap
And they're just like.
Steve Hargett
And then. Yeah. Hey, there's. There's some gay people next door. Partied a little too hard, and then.
Eli Double Tap
What are they doing? Gay.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That's the story, right?
Donut Operator
I. I didn't know that part.
Steve Hargett
That's hilarious, though. I looked into it.
Donut Operator
I didn't see the.
Nick the Fat Electrician
These dudes are just being almost.
Donut Operator
But, yeah, he went. So the Moroccan government ended up arresting him in 2010, sentenced him to 10 years.
Steve Hargett
How did he get caught?
Donut Operator
I gotta find that. But, yeah, he ended up. He ended up trying to escape prison and got 25 years. So he's still in jail.
Eli Double Tap
I just picture them, like, they're just rolling.
Steve Hargett
Ufc. And then he had, like, visa problems. You know, he was, like, stabbed. Like, the guy's story is crazy.
Donut Operator
Yeah, he got. He got stabbed in the heart before his robbery, and he lived. They ended up how?
Steve Hargett
The fixing in the heart.
Donut Operator
He got stabbed in the heart. I don't. I don't know. It's weird how the.
Eli Double Tap
Do you live from that?
Steve Hargett
The puncture. Small puncture. Oh, that wasn't that bad.
Eli Double Tap
But he.
Steve Hargett
He famously knocks out Tito Ortiz in a bar fight after. Outside after, like, a ufc.
Eli Double Tap
No.
Steve Hargett
Yeah. Matt Hughes or somebody. Somebody talks about it.
Eli Double Tap
I'm gonna have to look. Is there a clip of it or just.
Steve Hargett
No, no, it's just a story.
Eli Double Tap
My favorite thing right now is watching Tito Ortiz speak. Oh, thank you. You watch that contest?
Steve Hargett
Yeah, dude. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's. Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Eli Double Tap
You guys know what we're talking about?
Steve Hargett
The fact that they give him a microphone and they're like, you know, you should interview fighters.
Eli Double Tap
Parents should outlive their kids. It's like, what Tito
Steve Hargett
dumped you Could. You can't even remember the things he says.
Eli Double Tap
No, because I want to outlive my children. It's like the biggest quote on there.
Steve Hargett
38 seconds.
Eli Double Tap
You've done it again against Andrea Lasky
Nick the Fat Electrician
in 3 minutes and 34 seconds.
Eli Double Tap
Let me tell you how you're feeling right now. I stay in shape, man. I stay in shape. I eat well. You know, I don't drink alcohol that much at all anymore. You know, I mean, not compared to
Nick the Fat Electrician
when I was in my 20s.
Eli Double Tap
I take care of myself now.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Now it's about my kids.
Eli Double Tap
You know, I want to live. I want to outlive my children. Of course.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yourself and Chuck.
Eli Double Tap
Well, it is just me, myself, and Chuck. Buddy, on Saturday night, those little blue eyes are going to be sparkling Even more, man.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Just wait and watch. Just wait and watch.
Eli Double Tap
This is my kingdom. And on Saturday night, I'm going to
Nick the Fat Electrician
roar some jackals like this guy.
Eli Double Tap
Chill the P. Sonin.
Steve Hargett
He sounds like Biden.
Eli Double Tap
Lastly,
Nick the Fat Electrician
and this is sour grapes from you.
Eli Double Tap
Like it's personal because this is a good one. You're jealous of him. How does hearing that out of his mouth follow your ears? Jealous of him?
Nick the Fat Electrician
This guy can't even put a sentence together, man.
Eli Double Tap
Are you kidding me right now? He's. He's reaching for.
Nick the Fat Electrician
He's reaching for those grapes.
Eli Double Tap
He's trying to make his wine. And the wine's already signing. It's like a violin with that cheese and wine.
Steve Hargett
It never. It never stops. It's every single time they put a microphone in front of him.
Eli Double Tap
And the best is Chuck Liddell. Anytime they're on screen together, when Tito's talking, just watch Chuck's face. Chuck's like.
Steve Hargett
He's like, yeah. He's actually trying to understand him.
Eli Double Tap
When we took one or two shots
Nick the Fat Electrician
to the face, I still think I.
Steve Hargett
I know it's probably Chuck's fault. That's why he's like, damn.
Donut Operator
That's why Brandon isn't with us right now. He said Chuck called him at 2am the other night.
Eli Double Tap
Come to the fight with me.
Steve Hargett
It's like, okay, I guess I'll get
Nick the Fat Electrician
on a plane, Chuck.
Eli Double Tap
Like, okay. Do you know the.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The Pat Militage story?
Donut Operator
I don't know.
Steve Hargett
You.
Nick the Fat Electrician
You know what Pat Mil.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, I know.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So like og, like one of the first. I think it was like the first MMA gym down in Davenport, Iowa or whatever. He's got this crazy story about how he had like. I don't know if he had a fight or if he was coaching fighters, but they'd won this fight. And it was like in Davenport when he was trying to do like you MMA leagues, where it was like you had a team and you had a lightweight, a welterweight, a middleweight, light heavyweight and a heavyweight, and it was like this team versus this team.
Steve Hargett
Yeah, a duel.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Yeah, basically.
Steve Hargett
But wasn't that called something like ifl or.
Eli Double Tap
It was.
Nick the Fat Electrician
I think it was ifl.
Steve Hargett
Yeah.
Nick the Fat Electrician
So he were doing. He was doing that and it was in the Quad Cities, Davenport. So he's like a legend. Everybody knows who he is at this point in time. And they go out to the club after the fights and some dude wants to go outside with Pat Milotage and Pat Milletage is like, he's a big dude, but he's unassuming guy, relatively speaking. And Pat's like, fucking sure, dude. And he goes outside with this guy and the other guy then proceeds to tell him, do you know who I am? And Pat Militage is like, no. And he goes, I'm Pat Militage.
Steve Hargett
Oh, that's the best.
Nick the Fat Electrician
And Pat pulls out his driver's license and hands it to him. And the guy looks at it and fucking Frisbees at one direction and runs the other direction.
Eli Double Tap
I have been caught. Damn it.
Nick the Fat Electrician
That's the best.
Steve Hargett
The odds of that.
Nick the Fat Electrician
The best compliment you could possibly receive.
Eli Double Tap
Do you know who I am? Oh, shit. I hope he chases that and not me, dude. Well, we can move on to the after show if you boys are ready. Sure. Do a quick one. Fucking. Well, first off, where did people find you? It's the same thing.
Donut Operator
Just.
Eli Double Tap
Just whatever the fuck we want to talk about.
Steve Hargett
Oh, is that the pepper box thing?
Nick the Fat Electrician
More slurs?
Eli Double Tap
Yeah, okay, there's all the slurs. Where do the people find you?
Steve Hargett
TFI Experience is our website. Instagram. And then I didn't know it, but it's Steve Harget underscore TFI on Instagram. Perfect.
Eli Double Tap
And then those are your main.
Steve Hargett
And you, you're going to.
Eli Double Tap
We're going to train and we're gonna try.
Steve Hargett
We're gonna try. Wait, we're too close to each other to not I make that happen.
Eli Double Tap
I'm 100 down for that.
Steve Hargett
Dude, we can do a Crime is Fun episode. Hey, yeah, let's go fight. We'll do this. What's that?
Eli Double Tap
Those are walk in montages. Theirs is.
Steve Hargett
They're just leaning and they're running up
Eli Double Tap
punching them in the face.
Nick the Fat Electrician
We're jujitsuing the homeless in hazmat suits so we don't get hepatitis.
Eli Double Tap
Seriously Fly. Cody, close this out, you beautiful son of.
Donut Operator
Thank you guys for joining the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Nick the fat electrician, Steve Hargett, myself, donut operator. Thank you so much for being here.
Nick the Fat Electrician
Okay, bye.
Steve Hargett
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Release Date: July 26, 2026
Hosts: Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, The Fat Electrician
Guest: Steve Hargett (Jiu Jitsu Black Belt & Coach)
This episode is a classic Unsubscribe Podcast blend of banter, irreverent humor, and deep-dives into fighting, military, and martial arts history. The main theme is the global rise and cultural impact of Jiu Jitsu. Special guest Steve Hargett joins the crew for a sprawling conversation that covers American and Japanese cross-cultural connections, wild military stories, the philosophy and evolution of Jiu Jitsu, hilarious moments from combat sports history, and the current state of martial arts culture. There’s also a healthy dose of MMA, UFC, and boxing talk, with plenty of crazy anecdotes and personal stories.
(Starts ~02:00)
“He opened the first Benihana in the United States. They picked him because he was Asian. Homie was terrifying on a gun.” – Eli Double Tap (04:15)
(Starts ~10:00)
“The Marine Corps, they’re like, here’s the shittiest stuff, figure it out.” – Steve Hargett (25:18)
“Dude, military bases, I do not miss that shit at all.” – Eli Double Tap (18:17)
(36:00 – 51:00)
“You ship this guy off, and six months later, he’s a fucking airborne soldier jumping out of the most technologically advanced plane on the planet.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (34:03)
“He walks out, checks his helmet, it’s got a bullet hole, he’s got another bullet in his boot, and his wristwatch got shot off. His native guide thinks he’s now immune to bullets because he converted him to Christianity on the spot.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (47:09)
(59:00 – 1:15:00+)
“There's rank. You can just look at somebody’s uniform and immediately know… The most dangerous dudes always look unassuming.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (57:01)
“You have to create the military. There needs to be an indoctrination process… Like, what happens when you go to boot camp? They break you, and then they teach you to be human in their form.” – Steve Hargett (93:54)
(89:47, 102:18 – 110:52)
“Samurai would settle grudges with jiu jitsu wrestling matches at dinner—break an arm, then kill the guy on the battlefield the next day.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (104:09)
(1:15:00+)
“Dude, that’s Don Fry. He just slams whiskey and calls people queers.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (80:42)
“He picks up, slams on his head, and just beats him to death with a stick. Holy shit.” – Donut Operator on Miyamoto Musashi (108:13)
“You know what I want? A ‘kind of based’ verdict. Guilty, innocent, or kinda based.” – Nick the Fat Electrician (119:21)
(1:15:00 – End)
True to form, this Unsubscribe Podcast episode is part comedy, part history lesson, and part martial arts manifesto. The conversation ranges from lighthearted jabs to hard-won wisdom about violence, honor, and the need for more inclusive, respectful martial arts communities. Whether you’re a fan of history, combat sports, or just a lover of wild stories and chaos, this one’s got something for you.