Unsubscribe Podcast – The BEST Moments Of Unsubscribe Podcast Ever
Episode Date: December 29, 2025 | Hosts: Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator & The Fat Electrician
Episode Overview
This episode serves as a whirlwind retrospective of the wildest, funniest, and most memorable moments from Unsubscribe Podcast. Eli, Brandon, Donut, and The Fat Electrician crack up with an unfiltered, chaotic celebration of the show's best stories, inside-jokes, listener pranks, and debates. From legendary military stories to insane YouTube lore, gun-tuber misadventures, cringe-worthy fan submissions, and off-the-wall hypotheticals, the hosts look back (and sometimes revisit in person) on what makes their irreverent corner of the internet so unique.
Key Discussion Points & Highlights
1. The Offenders & Superpower Drawbacks
- The recurring inside-joke superhero group "The Offenders" returns: pick a superpower, the group assigns a brutal/funny drawback.
- Example: “I can fly, but I have to shout racial slurs.”
- A guest wants Spider-Man’s powers: “The web comes out of your dick, but you can only swing once every seven months, and the Chinese government gets to turn your powers off at random.”
- [18:45] “I like the butthole way… The brown web is good.” – The Fat Electrician
2. Military Valor, Heirlooms & Forced Valor
- The ongoing gag of Brandon being “honorarily” given veteran awards continues with a real Purple Heart sent in by a fan.
- [1:49:30] “A veteran has bestowed this enemy marksmanship medallion to you... No, please hold it up. Thank you.”
- The AI conspiracy: “AI says Brandon is a Marine and a National Guardsman at the same time!”
- Oddities from fan mail escalate, including a real Medal of Honor and WWII medals. The crew jokes/rues: “Please don’t send family heirlooms!”
3. Insane YouTube Lore Moments
- Cody’s Deep Lore:
- Cody was actually in a Nickelodeon commercial as a kid. The crew frantically hunts down footage live.
- [54:00] “That is young Cody! Yellow shirt… holy shit. New Cody lore just dropped!”
- Viral Gun Content Collabs:
- The first time “Demo Ranch” Matt randomly texted Eli to say he “totally stole your video” and graciously invited him for a new collab.
- Commentary on wholesomeness and hustle in the YouTube gun community.
4. Epic Pranks, Army Tales & Hall-of-Fame Quotes
- Craigslist Army Prank:
- Story of a cadet getting his beach photos posted on a Craigslist M4M ad with his real phone number: “His phone had a seizure when he turned it back on. Miles and miles of dick got sent to that guy’s phone!” [1:00:45]
- Bayonet vs. Bear:
- Reading of a real Army Achievement writeup crediting a soldier for fixing bayonets on an M4 and scaring off a bear during training.
- [2:45:15] “If you kill a bear with a bayonet, you deserve more than an Army Achievement Medal.”
5. Hilarious Hypotheticals and Skits
- Ranking Slurs (As a Skit):
- The team jokes about a viral skit where they “rank” slurs by blurred category (no, they don’t actually say them).
- [23:00] “That’s a shirt by itself. S-Tier. We should do that clip—merch drop tomorrow!”
- Dicks Sporting Goods Parody:
- A play on Dicks for Women, spun into absurd (and clearly risky) wordplay “Kids Dicks: a sporting goods store for children,” with everyone dying of laughter and cringing.
6. Legendary Guest & Combat Stories
- WWII, D-Day, and the Battle of the Bulge:
- Interview with a WWII veteran describes landing at Easy Red, stepping carefully to avoid mines, and surviving insane odds.
- [3:25:40] “I never got a scratch. So I could get a Purple Heart. That’s extra time off… but I went to the wrong aid station!”
- Space Walks and Moon Suits:
- Interview with an astronaut about prepping for spacewalks, decompression risks, and the overwhelming feeling staring into the void of space.
- [4:28:00] “Everything you’re looking at out there is trying to kill you.”
7. YouTuber Mix-Ups & Inside Jokes
- Stories where fans consistently mistake Donut for Brandon, and vice versa.
- [1:07:40] “My son loves your AK builds in Texas!” “He lives in Iowa…”
- Legend of the “crooked deck” – endless debate whether one host’s above-ground pool deck is straight or not, dividing even their wives.
8. Weaponized Animals: Bat Bombs and Pigeon Bombs
- Detailed discussions and deep historical dives on WWII bat bombs (incendiary bats dropped over Japan) and operation pigeon-guided bombs.
- [1:39:10] “It was literally pigeon democracy on who we were gonna bomb.”
9. Charity, Tipping & Doing Good Deeds
- On visiting hurricane zones: restaurants comp meals for hosts; in turn, they tip $400+ off camera.
- [2:58:50] “Good deeds not on camera—very rare from streamers these days.”
- The hosts rant about tip culture’s creep—Subway, head shops, Subway sandwich artists—getting as much “tip” as anyone.
10. Bar Fights, “Roadhouse” & 80’s Villains
- Nearly getting in a bar fight after watching both versions of Roadhouse the night before:
- [3:07:35] “We finished watching Roadhouse at 3am, then almost got in a bar fight with an actual 80s movie villain—Hawaiian shirt, toothpick, chest out… It felt like a GTA random encounter.”
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
[00:56] Eli:
“That smells like hot electronics… Why you blushing, Sad? You know it’s gonna be fantastic when she takes her pants off and it smells like she’s been mining for bitcoin all night.”
[54:00] Donut:
“Cody, that’s the most 90s commercial I’ve ever seen. Cody with that backwards white hat… New Cody lore just dropped.”
[1:48:00] Brandon (Awarded Forced Valor):
“Please hold on to your Purple Heart while I… No, hold it up. Do your Medal of Honor—or do your Purple Heart with some respect. You earned it, don't be a jerk.”
[1:39:00] Nick (Fat Electrician) on Pigeon Bombs:
“It was literally pigeon democracy on who we were gonna bomb.”
[2:58:50] Eli (on tipping):
“Tip your servers—unless they suck, then don’t tip them. But I fucking hate tip culture, bro. The line was when Subway started asking me for a tip. That was the line for me.”
[3:07:35] Brandon (Bar fight story):
“She called herself the white Whitney Houston and had just been making out with another dude at the bar, saying, I've got three exits and you gotta make up your mind…”
[4:28:00] Astronaut Guest (On looking into deep space):
“It was like swimming in ink… Everything you’re looking at is trying to kill you.”
Timestamps for Major Segments
- [00:55] — Sex / Dating Opener (Ravioli & Pennies, PlayStation Heat)
- [18:45] — The Offenders Superhero Skit
- [23:00] — The “Ranking Slurs” Skit Idea, Merch Jokes
- [54:00] — Cody’s Nickelodeon Commercial Discovered
- [1:00:45] — Army Prank: Craigslist Dick Pics
- [1:07:40] — Mistaken Identity Fan Stories (Brandon/Donut, USCCA)
- [1:39:00] — WWII Weaponized Animals: Bat Bombs & Operation Pigeon
- [1:48:00] — Forced Valor: Brandon Given a Purple Heart
- [2:45:15] — Army Achievement Medal For Bayonet Bear Charge
- [2:58:50] — Tip Culture Rant
- [3:07:35] — The Roadhouse Bar Fight Encounter
- [3:25:40] — WWII D-Day Veteran Interview
- [4:10:00] — “Death Note” Lore: The Time a Host Thought He Was a God
- [4:28:00] — Astronaut on Spacewalks, Decompression, and the Unknown
Tone & Language
Unfiltered, rapid-fire, irreverent banter—from savage military and cop jokes to genuine appreciation for service, brotherhood, and occasional guest wisdom. The hosts riff with rapid comedic fire, self-roasting, and relentless callbacks to running gags and previous episodes. The vibe is both inclusive (for recurring listeners) and busy with in-jokes, but the stories stand on their own for anyone binging highlights.
In Summary
The BEST Moments episode of Unsubscribe Podcast is a greatest-hits ride through army pranks, honorably gifted Purple Hearts, Nickelodeon kid-lore, failed bar fights, military animal-weapon history, awkward fan encounters, and inside jokes so strong they become memes and merch. If you only listen to one episode to catch the flavor of the whole podcast, this is it: chaotic, hilarious, sometimes heartfelt, frequently inappropriate, and always original.
