The Epstein Files Rabbit Hole Is Deeper Than You Think | Unsubscribe Podcast 254

Summary

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Unsubscribe Podcast Episode 254 — "The Epstein Files Rabbit Hole Is Deeper Than You Think"

Date: March 8, 2026
Hosts/Guests: Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator (Connor), The Fat Electrician (Nick), Zachary Faust

Episode Overview

In this densely-packed and often darkly humorous episode, the Unsubscribe crew, joined by economic commentator and real estate insider Zachary Faust, tackle the controversial and tangled web surrounding the Jeffrey Epstein files. They dig deep into the connections between billionaires, politicians, and shadowy organizations, highlighting how conspiracy, finance, and power intersect in ways most of the public rarely sees. Throughout, they thread in stories from personal experience, military and governmental history, and contemporary political commentary, all with the usual irreverent, rapid-fire Unsubscribe energy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Real Estate Industry & Government Rot (19:40–39:56)

• Zachary's Background: Faust’s evolution from soldier to realtor to anti-establishment content creator. He advocates radical industry transparency, critical of the entrenched and often unhelpful realtor system.
  • "95% of us suck ass." — Zachary (21:37)
• Industry Criticism: Debates about why realtors are rarely truly valuable in the internet era, lobbying by NAR, and comparisons to other overpaid, underqualified professions.
• Systemic Corruption: The crossover of profit, politics, and institutionalized inefficiency, including lobbyist strategies and how even small industries can launder influence.

2. The Federal Reserve, Economic Power & History (39:57–54:39)

• Origins of Distrust: Discovery that the Federal Reserve is a private, not truly "federal" entity, and the impact of its creation during Wilson’s administration.
  • "It's not federal and it doesn't have reserves and it's hardly a bank." — Zachary (39:57)
• All Wars Are Bankers’ Wars: Discussion about financing of WWI and WWII, implications of fiat currency, and how power cycles through war, banking, and state.
• Intertwined Fates: World War outcomes influenced by strategic misinformation, government manipulation, and the unchecked ambitions of financial families (Rothschilds, Rockefellers, etc.).

3. The Epstein Files Explained (58:01–77:22)

• Howard Lutnick’s Story (58:59+): Faust details why former Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick is key to understanding the overlap of tragedy, profit, and elite abuse:
  • Avoided 9/11 thanks to timing with his son's school — company lost 658 employees, business resumed two days later.
  • "He was supposed to be at the buildings on 9/11, and he happened to be bringing his kid to school for the first time in 20 years." — Zachary (60:07)
  • Lied about only meeting Epstein once, but records tie him and his family deeply to Epstein, including family vacations to the island post-Epstein conviction.
  • Links between Epstein, Lutnick, and the shadowy "TerraMar" ocean citizenship project for wealthy elites.
• Accountability and Systemic Failure: Despite massive amounts of damning evidence, only a handful of people have been punished for involvement with Epstein.
  • "Until we start holding literal [elites] accountable, nothing's gonna change. Because insider trading is like kindergarten level at this point." — Zachary (72:55)
• Elite Immunity: Discussion about why, even if all the files were revealed, probably nothing would happen to the elite due to the systemic interdependence of power, finance, and law.
  • "I'm blackpilled on it. I think they could release all of the files completely unredacted today, and nobody would get in trouble still." — Nick (94:36)

4. Broader Conspiracies & Power Structures (79:02–111:05)

• The Rothschilds & Banking Dynasties: Walk through of family history, incestuous alliances to maintain power, and manipulation of global events for gain (e.g., Napoleonic Wars, American railroads).

  • "They would hold their family crest outside of that house, and it was a red shield...then [took] on the name Rothschild." — Zachary (79:20)

• Titanic/Federal Reserve Conspiracy (97:11–103:15):

  • Did JP Morgan orchestrate the Titanic sinking to kill central bank opponents and push through the Federal Reserve?
  • Secret meetings at Jekyll Island laid groundwork for banking system we have now.

• Modern Media, Social Control, A.I. & Warfare (82:12–86:50; 116:44+)

  • Paramount, Warner, and TikTok's mergers mean ever more consolidation of information power.
  • Debate over AI in military decision-making—a tech arms race with enormous stakes.
  • "The CIA literally created modern art as a psyop against the Soviet Union." — Nick (116:25)

5. Justice, Public Outrage, and White Pills

• Curse of Meme-ification: Public exposure has grown, but is it meaningful or just “meme slop”?
• Change Via Digital Platforms:
  • Social media has made it impossible to bury political scandals (case study: Tony Gonzalez’s downfall).
  • "This is open source politics again...you're able to just take it directly to the people." — Connor (95:17)
• Repeated Calls for Real Accountability:
  • "I think people are getting fucking sick of it too...there's a handful of people that are there for the right reasons, but you have so many people that are there just to climb the ladder." — Connor (56:13)
  • Even small wins (like exposed politicians losing their seat) are signals that systemic change is possible, but not guaranteed.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Elite Immunity & the Epstein List:

  • "If you're on that fucking list and there is actual hard evidence that you were doing unspeakable things to children, I think you should be at the bare minimum, publicly executed. Gallows." — Connor (72:04)

• On The Realities of Power:

  • "The literal free reins to our economy are being handed to this billionaire son-in-law who's deep with Epstein and Estee Lauder's board. Lynn Forrester Rothschild is on it as well." — Zachary (110:29)

• Power of Social Media/Modern Journalism:

  • "All these creators becoming investigative journalists...what we're doing right now is the best thing we could possibly do to fight that." — Zachary (111:29)

• Cynicism vs Hope, "White Pill" Moments:

  • "Watching that crumble in real time has been a real white pill. It's like, oh, that is dope. We still can hold these people accountable." — Connor (93:42–94:21)

• On Modern Conspiracies vs Old Secret Societies:

  • "Did you see...the list of the entire member list? Imagine being an elite devil worshipper and you show up and Conan O’Brien is there." — Connor (105:03)

• Comic Relief:

  • [On Lyndon B. Johnson’s infamous phone call] "I need more room for my balls down to my bung hole. That's a direct quote from Lyndon Baines Johnson." — Connor (106:29)
  • [Joking about naming Europeans:] "Cuck Asians—yeah, Caucasians." — Panel (29:03)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 19:40–39:56 — Real Estate criticism & government bloat
• 39:57–54:39 — The Federal Reserve: 'Not federal, no reserves'
• 58:01–77:22 — Epstein Files deep dive (Howard Lutnick, TerraMar, elite immunity)
• 79:02–111:05 — Rothschild dynasty, Titanic conspiracy, media monopolies/AI war
• 94:36–96:28 — Why "blackpilled" on change: not expecting real Epstein justice
• 111:29–113:24 — How the internet finally cracks the wall of elite secrecy
• 116:21+ — CIA, media manipulation, and the consolidation of information power

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Tone and Language

The panel moves rapidly between dry sarcasm, heated outrage, and genuine exasperation, often balancing intense historical or political revelations with sardonic humor. While never losing sight of the seriousness of topics (child exploitation, economic punishment, systemic rot), the show remains accessible—littered with inside jokes, pop culture riffs, and camaraderie that helps make abstract or disturbing truths easier to swallow.

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Conclusion

This episode is a rollercoaster through history, conspiracy, economics, and contemporary politics, with a clear focus: the deeper you pull at the Epstein rabbit hole, the more you see how power, profit, and corruption have been intertwined for generations. Change is possible, the hosts argue, but only with public pressure, transparency, and dogged, meme-fueled perseverance.

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Final Note:
If you’re searching for revelations about Epstein’s ties, the machinery of American power, or how memes & social media might be the public’s last lever against elite immunity, this episode is a must-listen—and an excellent white/black pill in equal measure.

Transcript

[Nick]

The comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, Mr. Japanese Man. Yeah, we got giant f. Cking bombs

[Connor]

about the size of a real big gator.

[Nick]

Explain to me why Europe is not Asia.

[Brandon Herrera]

Cause they're white. Nick, you didn't hit her, did you?

[Zachary Faust]

Not hard.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Zachary Faust]

I've never heard that.

[Connor]

Phra.

[Zachary Faust]

Cuck Asians.

[Nick]

Did you just say cuck Asians?

[Zachary Faust]

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon. His hair is fabulous.

[Eli Double Tap]

And there's a fat electrician.

[Zachary Faust]

Welcome to Unsubscribe.

[Nick]

Welcome to unsub's new investment channel. We're investing.

[Eli Double Tap]

We're investing big time investment.

[Nick]

Honestly, I'm scared because the grand prize for mine is a private island escape.

[Connor]

Mine too, in St. John.

[Nick]

Please hold. Technical difficulties. Camera autism happening right now.

[Connor]

Fire them. Fire.

[Brandon Herrera]

Get rid of them.

[Connor]

We're keeping this intro right? I feel like that was fantastic.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I'm scratching this.

[Connor]

You're scratching it.

[Nick]

I'm scratching it. All right, how do I win?

[Zachary Faust]

You start with the winners. You start with the winning numbers or you go to the bottom numbers. Are we playing winning first?

[Connor]

Yeah. No. We've been in this podcast for two minutes already. Eli. Ketchup.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm.

[Nick]

We're investing, right?

[Brandon Herrera]

I don't think I. I have a

[Connor]

1st Battalion, 101st Field Artillery, and I found out that the. The patron saint of artillerymen is St. Paul Barbara. You said 101st. 101st.

[Zachary Faust]

That's what deployed with.

[Nick]

I got.

[Connor]

Dude, I got.

[Eli Double Tap]

I got pineapple and elephant. Naturally, that means.

[Zachary Faust]

What's that mean?

[Connor]

This is riveting.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did you watch?

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did you.

[Zachary Faust]

This is great radio.

[Eli Double Tap]

Watch Papa meat.

[Connor]

Oh, about the. The mobile. Mobile game. Gambling.

[Eli Double Tap]

Scratch off.

[Connor]

Oh, scratch off. No, I haven't seen that.

[Eli Double Tap]

He just did an episode about scratch offs. I haven't played scratch offs and God knows how long. And then yesterday, for the first time in forever, I played scratch off, followed by today.

[Connor]

The only people that I know who play scratch offs are the people who stand in front of me in line in gas stations.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh. When you have something important to do and they're just standing there being pieces of shit.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'll take number two.

[Connor]

Those are the ones.

[Eli Double Tap]

Four, 16.

[Zachary Faust]

Like, it's a really.

[Eli Double Tap]

Go back to the decision making process as real.

[Connor]

And they're scratching them off, like in real time. Like while they're standing there, I stop.

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay, let's see if I lost. I mean, if I won.

[Connor]

My dad always said there was a tax on people who are bad at math.

[Eli Double Tap]

30.

[Connor]

32.

[Zachary Faust]

It's gonna take me the rest of podcast, see if I won.

[Eli Double Tap]

I know. I don't even know what I'm looking at right now. What's when it's the circle.

[Connor]

Well, when the numbers match the numbers

[Eli Double Tap]

at the top, what are the number.

[Connor]

It's a good thing.

[Zachary Faust]

What do the numbers mean?

[Connor]

The numbers make sense.

[Eli Double Tap]

Pineapple me.

[Nick]

I won a hundred. I won $120.

[Connor]

Are you shitting me? Yeah, we're investing.

[Zachary Faust]

You made your money.

[Brandon Herrera]

Of course.

[Connor]

It was a course.

[Nick]

I don't know how I get by. I needed this win.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's awesome because I call Hannah and divorce her.

[Brandon Herrera]

I bought exactly 120 worth of scratch off, so that's perfect there.

[Connor]

Oh, I won nothing.

[Eli Double Tap]

I also want nothing.

[Nick]

I believe hopefully that's not foreshadowing.

[Eli Double Tap]

You know what I want.

[Zachary Faust]

No, no, no, no, no. It's the friends we made along the way.

[Eli Double Tap]

Exactly.

[Nick]

Fuck you. It's $120 I made along the way.

[Connor]

Nick, there's another one. You're the lucky guy. I swear to God, if you win this.

[Eli Double Tap]

I lied.

[Nick]

I won $140.

[Eli Double Tap]

See,

[Nick]

I can't help it.

[Connor]

Somebody's got to stop this man.

[Zachary Faust]

You won't get him another one.

[Connor]

Yeah, there you go. If you win on that one, I will. My pants live.

[Eli Double Tap]

You win, AIDS

[Connor]

says you will die November 8th of 2029. I don't know what that means.

[Zachary Faust]

We need to do this the rest of the time. This is fire.

[Connor]

He's so efficient. This has become a gambling podcast. Next we're gonna play.

[Zachary Faust]

You're really good at that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did you win again?

[Nick]

Hold on, hold on.

[Eli Double Tap]

Riveting.

[Connor]

Careful, SpongeBob.

[Nick]

Careful, careful. I don't think this one won anything.

[Connor]

I'm disappointed in you.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's the club. So gamble today.

[Nick]

Touched it.

[Zachary Faust]

Skill problem.

[Nick]

Everything you touch turns to shit.

[Connor]

And I'm not the government yet, yet, yet.

[Nick]

For another 24 hours. Piece of.

[Connor]

Damn it. Yeah. No, the at time of recording. I don't know when this is going to come out. The election is tomorrow, so we've been. I think my last campaign event is this afternoon.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon, why is unsub getting sanctions stacked against.

[Connor]

I was the one who proposed them.

[Eli Double Tap]

This hurts us.

[Nick]

All right, let's. Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Ready everyone? Got a thing to pop. On the count of three.

[Zachary Faust]

Ready?

[Eli Double Tap]

One, two, three.

[Brandon Herrera]

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast.

[Connor]

God, it's been a minute.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician.

[Connor]

Hello.

[Brandon Herrera]

Zachary Faust. Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. Thank you so much for being here.

[Connor]

It has been a while because we batch filmed a ton of podcasts. I think the last time we filmed anything was it was shot show. But you weren't even there for those. Yeah, it was just before.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's been a while. But, hey, look, we got everyone here super excited for today.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, it's been a while since I've been here.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, dude.

[Connor]

Yeah, exactly.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's one of those deleted episodes that we just never aired.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, you got Epstein talk.

[Eli Double Tap]

Why is there glitter on your face?

[Zachary Faust]

Why?

[Nick]

Don't worry about it.

[Zachary Faust]

Where is it? Where is it on my face?

[Eli Double Tap]

There is that.

[Connor]

Is it.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, it's from the scratch.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, okay. I was from the script.

[Zachary Faust]

I have lottery on my face.

[Nick]

I was like.

[Eli Double Tap]

I swear I missed that earlier.

[Zachary Faust]

My D center. I need to go to the bathroom, get stuff off my face.

[Connor]

No, you don't look like you just left a strip club here. One sec.

[Zachary Faust]

I got you.

[Connor]

I got you, boo. There you go. You're good.

[Zachary Faust]

It's a public servant right here.

[Connor]

Good man of the people.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, Nick, what's been going on with you, buddy?

[Nick]

I'm just hanging out in Iowa making, you know, World War II videos.

[Brandon Herrera]

What was your most recent one?

[Connor]

Thank you.

[Nick]

Marcus McDota. The. That dude that, like, trolled Japan into maybe surrendering early.

[Connor]

Was that the. The one you just put out today?

[Nick]

That put it out, like, two days ago.

[Connor]

Okay. I haven't seen it yet. I usually try to keep up with your stuff because I find it very entertaining, but performing horrifically.

[Nick]

10 out of 10, so.

[Zachary Faust]

Really?

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Crushing it.

[Zachary Faust]

Doing.

[Connor]

I'm sorry I didn't watch it sooner.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's the. The dude that lied. Yeah. Yeah. Such a dope guy.

[Connor]

I thought it was gonna be about, like, one of the guys in the Enola Gay from the.

[Nick]

After Hiroshima got bombed on the 6th. On the 8th. I believe it was the 8th, this pilot by the name of Marcus McDilda got shot down over Osaka in a P51, and Japan captured him, and they interrogated him because they had just got bombed at Hiroshima, and at this point, they didn't even know that it was a nuclear bomb. They had, like, their nuclear intelligence or nuclear people, like, doing testing, trying to figure out if America figured out the atomic bomb. So they're interrogating this guy, and part of the interrogation is, like, just trying to figure out if he. He knew that it was a nuke. So they had more confirmation. So they're torturing this guy for, like, hours, and he's telling him, like, everything he knows, he's telling them lies. And then once they like get through, initially it was like, tell me about the P51. How many P51s are at IO GMO where you're stationed, Blah, blah, blah, blah. Then they start asking about the nuclear bomb. And he's like, I don't. I don't know. I don't know shit, bro. Like, I don't know anything. I don't even know enough to lie. Like, I. I know nothing. And they keep torturing him. And then eventually the general comes in with the katana and basically tells him, like, you're going to tell me everything about the atomic bomber. I'm going to cut head off. And he's like, oh, that atomic bomb. And when he was. He's like, has his like Slumdog Millionaire moment, just pulling anything he can. He remembers that there was a guy with PhD in chemistry that he was stationed with. Everybody nicknamed him the Brain. And he was like telling them what an atomic bomb might look like. So he just like kind of remembered some of that conversation.

[Zachary Faust]

Did he survive?

[Nick]

And filled in the blanks. We'll get there filled in the blanks with like some shit from high school chemistry. I have the quote in the video, but the quote is along the lines of like, as I'm sure you know, when a nuclear explosion happens, there's a lot of pluses and minuses that get released because apparently he can remember the word proton and electron. So he like has this long quote about like how an atomic bomb works. And he's from Florida, so he's got like a southern drawl. And the Japanese, it's not their first language, so there's like a language barrier and nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. So he like convinces these Japanese MPs that he knows something. They label him as a very important person and ship him to Tokyo to

[Connor]

get interviewed and bad place to be, strategically, when we're dropping.

[Nick]

The crazy part is after they're like, after they determined he knew something about it. They're like, how many nukes does America have? He's like a. A ton, I guess. And then they're like, where are they attacking next? And he's like, he just picks the two scariest places he could think of, the two most important cities, which were Tokyo and Kaido. And he's like, Tokyo is going to get bombed in a couple of days. So they ship him to Tokyo because that's where the Emperor and the Supreme War Council is while he's in Transit to Tokyo. The supreme war council of Japan is in a meeting. They've been in the meeting since Hiroshima was bombed. They've gotten confirmation that it was in fact a nuclear bomb. And they're still not wanting to surrender because Japan also had a nuclear program and they knew that it was very difficult to enrich uranium. So even though America had a nuke, they probably didn't have two, and they definitely didn't have a lot. So there's no point in surrendering because they've already weathered the storm. While the intel from the interrogation gets in and they're like, we just captured a P51 pilot says they have a bunch of nukes and they're nuke in Tokyo next. Like this gets read off in the supreme war council chamber as like legitimate intel. And then Admiral Toyota is like the hardliner that's like, no, Japan can never surrender. Yes.

[Connor]

The giggles from the crowd are three years old.

[Nick]

You might know him from the Forerunner. No, we celebrate his birthday every year. It's called Toyota Thon. Maybe you heard, dear Lord, Admiral Toyota is like, they don't have more nukes. We're surrendering that, that P51 Pilot's Lion. And like, like 20 minutes later, more intel comes in that we just dropped another bomb on Nagasaki. So now everybody's in the war council meeting, like, what the fuck were you saying, Toyota? So basically like Japan ends up surrendering and there's like an argument to be made that like, him bullshitting to save himself from getting his head cut off was like maybe the straw that broke the camel's back that convinced Japan to surrender because he lied and said we had way more nukes than we had.

[Connor]

I also find it supremely funny as just like a random, you know, Mustang pilot. Like, he has no idea. Like, just imagine like being a normal boots on the ground soldier for the United States right now. And like you get captured by, you know, whoever it is. Like, let's say it's the Russians. They're just like, tell us everything you know about the Death Star. Yeah, you're like, the what?

[Nick]

You want to hear some funny shit?

[Zachary Faust]

So they're start pulling some stuff from Star Wars.

[Connor]

Yeah. He's like, we have, we have that Cool. I didn't fucking know.

[Nick]

In the interrogation, they're like, fucks a child. She should try.

[Connor]

Well, she is in politics.

[Nick]

I just thought about that. She's a senator.

[Zachary Faust]

A child. Bring her to the island.

[Brandon Herrera]

You'd never.

[Connor]

You never think it.

[Nick]

In the interrogation, they're asking him just everything they can about it. They're like, how big is the bomb? And he's like, it's like 36ft long and 24ft wide. And they're like, okay, that makes sense. Like, that's the length of a school bus and, like, three school buses wide. Like, there's no plane. There's no plane today that could carry a bomb that big. Like.

[Connor]

But all of them are like, yes,

[Nick]

yes, Americans in their measurement. I don't know how big a foot is, but whatever.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's like, my child draws a bomb. Got to be close.

[Nick]

So then Japan decides they're going to surrender. He makes it to Tokyo, and he gets interrogated, slash interviewed by a civilian that was in charge of Japan's nuclear program. Some dude that went to college in America and speaks fluent English. And he comes in, is like, all right, tell me everything you know about the nuke. He starts repeating the same lie about pluses and minuses. He gets like, 30 seconds. This dude's like, you don't know anything about this, do you? He's like, now they said they were going to cut my head off. And he's like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, he. He ends up. He's captured for 29 days before the war's over. He ends up getting released, goes back home to Florida, lives a happy life for the rest of forever.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, you said he had. He had the Florida accent going on, too. So he's like, yeah, man, eight pluses and minuses. And, yeah, they gonna drop them all over the place.

[Connor]

About the size of a real big gator. God. Are you looking up the actual.

[Nick]

I can pull up the quote.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm just. I can't imagine the idea of this random dude is gonna know. Top secret information, bro.

[Nick]

It. Why not?

[Connor]

I just shot a ten footer last week. It's about twice that size.

[Eli Double Tap]

I feel like he does know.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's him talking to the game warden about the fish that are too big in his boat. Oh, Mr. Japanese Man. Yeah, well, you got giant bombs.

[Connor]

There's a lot of pluses, minuses in there. Quote.

[Nick]

As you know, when atoms are split, there's a lot of pluses and minuses released. Well, we've taken those and put them in a huge container separated from each other with a lead shield. When the box is dropped out of a plane, we melt the lead shield and the pluses and minuses come together. When that happens, it creates a tremendous bolt of lightning and all the atmosphere over the city pushes back. And when the atmosphere rolls back, it creates a tremendous thunderclap that knocks down everything beneath it.

[Zachary Faust]

He's not wrong, though, describing nuclear fus.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, it's like, if I had to explain to, like, my toddler, like, all right, this is how this works.

[Connor]

I mean, he's not right, but, like,

[Eli Double Tap]

what's gonna happen is lightning's gonna come down and the atmosphere will collapse and go out real loud.

[Connor]

Now, God really likes the pluses and minuses, so he really doesn't, like, we're playing with it, so he demolishes everything around it. It's like, that's.

[Eli Double Tap]

Preacher. The plus is a minus.

[Zachary Faust]

It will come down.

[Connor]

He will die from the plus and minuses.

[Eli Double Tap]

But if you think he's an idiot, especially if you heard that accent really thick, and then he's trying to explain

[Connor]

it, like, he's trying his best.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, my brain would go to that. Like, well, he's right on the pluses. Minuses. Don't know where the lightning bolt came from.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, that's what part we're losing.

[Eli Double Tap]

Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletries bottles?

[Connor]

No.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, with mando? Struggle no more. I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick.

[Nick]

It's gonna get all clumpy in my chest hair, but look like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes.

[Brandon Herrera]

How well does it lubricate?

[Nick]

It's developed by a doctor, and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

[Nick]

I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight.

[Eli Double Tap]

Is up.

[Nick]

He's turned. Time to shower. Finally, fatty curdled, thanks to Mando.

[Connor]

It's also named after Mount Fuji.

[Nick]

Really? Mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a mando.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus Christ.

[Connor]

Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun.

[Nick]

What, do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?

[Connor]

I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

[Nick]

It's not going to come for at least 72 hours.

[Connor]

Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y' all could use some mando for

[Nick]

a strong, independent woman. You can do everything a man can do. You can still use some mando.

[Eli Double Tap]

Our kids and Nick dead.

[Brandon Herrera]

The cops are coming.

[Nick]

We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell.

[Brandon Herrera]

Actually does smell pretty damn good.

[Eli Double Tap]

This one smells like the body wash. Smells actually really good.

[Brandon Herrera]

I have bourbon Leather.

[Nick]

Did anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious. There's no way there's a body over there.

[Connor]

You said we can ad lib jokes on you. We're into that.

[Brandon Herrera]

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[Nick]

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[Eli Double Tap]

That's Code unsub [e-mail].

[Nick]

yeah, that's fine.

[Zachary Faust]

I know what that part meant.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's fine.

[Nick]

It's just a great story.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, man.

[Zachary Faust]

Thanks for telling it.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Nick]

You have the comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind.

[Connor]

Depends on if you're American.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, yeah, with the clip where. What was the movie that just came out?

[Connor]

Oppenheimer.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oppenheimer's talking to Truman and he's like, hey, you're a. Did that actually happen? Because that's.

[Nick]

Yes. Have you. Have you read the. The real quote about Truman and Oppenheimer?

[Eli Double Tap]

No. Do you know this?

[Zachary Faust]

No.

[Connor]

All these whiny scientists.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

You think anyone recognizes your name to build that bomb, they're gonna recognize. Remember me, not you or the United States.

[Connor]

It's like the billions of memes. It's like, oh, yeah, well, like you were building the Melter 9000. What the fuck did you think we were gonna do with it was the entire fucking point.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, even Einstein said, hey, you need to make one before the Germans. When you have top scientists be like, hey, figure this shit out.

[Brandon Herrera]

I just caught that. Did you just say the milter 9000?

[Connor]

Yeah. I mean, there was the entire point of the. The fucking program. It's like we weren't using it for science.

[Nick]

Well, we were going to use it to be fair.

[Connor]

What's that?

[Nick]

We were going to use it on Berlin first. To be fair.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

All right.

[Nick]

God, where is it? He calls him, like, the kraut cooker.

[Connor]

I don't know what you.

[Nick]

He calls him a cretin, doesn't he?

[Connor]

Oh, wow. Disgusting cretin. Out of my office, Zach.

[Brandon Herrera]

Also, we can cut anything, so we can just bullshit.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, the hog I'm here for. Okay, I'm not protecting any brand. Let's go for it.

[Eli Double Tap]

I was actually. I was going to say how you're going to talk with the government stuff and watching Brand. I want to see your general reaction from some of the stuff you will discuss with how your views on politics are.

[Connor]

Because I'm totally frustrated. Like, I have not seen any of your content before coming to this podcast. So I'm very, very interested to see where this is going to go, because we talked it. We talked it.

[Nick]

I saw it. I saw like, three shorts. And then I invited him and I was like, man, this is either going to go really good or really bad. And then you released another shitting on your own profession. I was like, I like this guy. This is going to go great.

[Zachary Faust]

Where you're Realtors.

[Nick]

Are you shitting on Realtors? I was like, oh, this is fantastic. Give. Give your spiel for these guys.

[Connor]

Like, we. This entire side of the table used to be Realtors.

[Nick]

Like, how it's like, how it started off being 6% of the value of your property and the expectations and how that's changed.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, it came to fruition. I think it was like 1908, realtors came to America. That's when the Realtor association was created

[Nick]

and the Mayflower landed on Christopher Columbus.

[Zachary Faust]

Was the first Realtor at Plymouth Rock.

[Connor]

He just put up a sign for an open house immediately.

[Eli Double Tap]

There's cookies at the front.

[Connor]

About 14 billion square feet.

[Brandon Herrera]

Williams, thank you. Thank you for being here.

[Connor]

The.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, dude,

[Connor]

The ReMax revolution.

[Zachary Faust]

Yes, the ReMax revolution, right? But, I mean, we're glorified kitchen tour experts. We, you know, you walk in, you're like, this is the bathroom. This is the kitchen. Oh, here's my $10,000 check.

[Connor]

That sure as shit is a microwave.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, yeah. And. And a lot of Realtors don't bring any value whatsoever, and they get $12,000 out of the deal. And when homes are super expensive and they're looking for ways to cut the cost, why aren't we cutting some of the middlemen out of the door? I don't know.

[Connor]

But what are. What are only fans models going to do when they're no longer hot?

[Zachary Faust]

They're gonna cut off the Realtors. They're gonna have to go back to bartending their natural habitat behind the bar, making mojitos.

[Brandon Herrera]

Every bored hot mom in the world.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. Easily.

[Brandon Herrera]

I want to have a job, okay.

[Connor]

I'm retired.

[Zachary Faust]

Let me go open this door for a living.

[Connor]

We say that, like, all. As people who have done real estate before.

[Zachary Faust]

Yes.

[Connor]

Like, it's.

[Zachary Faust]

It's literally still my profession.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

And 95% of us suck ass.

[Connor]

Honestly, like, I am. That's one thing that I am shocked by, especially in the age now of. Of Zillow of, like, all these Internet. And I, like, I'm just. I'm shocked. Nobody's come forward with. And I think open. There were an open door. It's. There's something that's close to it. But, like, why the fuck don't we have an Uber for. For real estate, where instead of taking, like, 3% on both sides, it's just like, I have a house. I want to buy a house. Get a little middleman. That takes, like, a small, very small percentage.

[Nick]

Already tried.

[Zachary Faust]

I think Redfin is trying to do that right now.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

But the system's been the system for so long, it's. It's difficult to get out. And you have so many realtors, and, you know, the NAR. You know this probably. They're one of the number one lobbyists in the country.

[Connor]

Yep.

[Zachary Faust]

And this 6% that went from. Okay, it's an $80,000 home that I could finance with two blueberry cobblers has now gone to a $480,000 McMansion. And the job got easier because it used to be you had to get in the car, like, yo, get in the car with me. We'll go see these properties. I got to go pick up the keys from every owner, and then we're going to go to them. I've never been in this house.

[Connor]

Blah, blah.

[Zachary Faust]

I didn't see it online because Zillow doesn't exist. And then you're negotiating over facts to get this property under contract again for $80,000. And they make their little 3% in the middle. And now you get a listing, you make a TikTok video, it sells, you make $12,000. I think some of those people could be doing something else for our economy. I don't know. I don't know anything.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think they.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm sure. So I don't get fined.

[Connor]

They could procure.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think, like, I think that realtors are necessary in some situations where, like, boots on the ground. Like, exactly. Like someone fucking in intelligence work. Like, hey, this is where you don't want to live. This is where you should live. Like I live in this.

[Connor]

A lot of times that's illegal. Like a lot of times you're not allowed to give.

[Zachary Faust]

That kind of sounds like you're steering.

[Brandon Herrera]

No shit.

[Nick]

Yeah, somebody made a website to do that actually recently. I forget what it was called about quiet.

[Brandon Herrera]

It was peace and something arts.

[Connor]

And I know not of what you speak. Anyway, back to what you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Is that really illegal to say that?

[Connor]

Yeah, it's called steering. You're not allowed to like the. And that's annoying to me too Realtor ever. I'm going to report you to the

[Zachary Faust]

boring redlining are like the two main things we can't do in this.

[Nick]

Can you imagine post cop coach becoming a realtor? This is the neighborhood. I've made the least amount of arrest.

[Connor]

That's actually. That would probably actually get around it. You could just. That's personal allegory. It's like, oh yeah, I arrested like 12 people. Right.

[Zachary Faust]

You could say without saying there's crime and yeah. Be like, oh yeah, I've been here a few times.

[Connor]

I remember that state trooper. Yeah, they used to call us out here all the time.

[Zachary Faust]

Anyway, that house over there, maybe not get around with that one.

[Brandon Herrera]

That was my first job after being a cop. Oh, I'm going to lose my license.

[Connor]

What will you ever do? Oh no.

[Eli Double Tap]

Pulling up to people and not knowing you're steering.

[Connor]

That's actually hilarious. You didn't know that was not allowed.

[Eli Double Tap]

Fucking terrible neighborhood. What were you doing?

[Zachary Faust]

The realtor course

[Brandon Herrera]

Doodles.

[Connor]

Same thing we all did. It was what like fucking for me was like 80 hours?

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, 80 at our states. 99 high school degree, no felony. That's all I need.

[Connor]

I didn't even need a degree. Like I. Yeah, no, I did it like when I was. I started taking the course the moment I turned 18. Right.

[Zachary Faust]

And now you're responsible for transacting the most valuable asset that American will probably ever own. Correct.

[Connor]

You need. No like people are like, oh well I need to go to college and then I'm going to be a realtor. I'm like, you're going to. You're going to shoot your pants when you learn this, but you can just do that.

[Zachary Faust]

Shit your pants.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes, it's great, Dan.

[Connor]

Just, just like being a realtor. Legal, not recommended.

[Eli Double Tap]

So you're going into real. You still do this for a job too?

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, going on 10 years.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Run a team in Delaware.

[Nick]

Yeah, I like it and I like the motivation of like I'm gonna harpoon the entire industry. So I have to get good at content.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, listen, we're valuable. We do a lot of things where we're like, I feel that there's still like top 5%, top 2, but they bring real value.

[Nick]

He's got the burn the boats mentality, but he's still on the boat.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm going down with the ship, baby.

[Connor]

I'm going down with the ship, man. Content creators.

[Eli Double Tap]

It has to.

[Zachary Faust]

I have to get on that one in time before this one just sinks.

[Connor]

Like, man. Shore's getting closer, but it's getting hotter. Yeah, but I think, I think there's realtors that do a good job. Like, they're very, very valuable. I just think they're few and far between.

[Zachary Faust]

Very few and far between. And how, as a public facing member, are you supposed to know the difference between the two?

[Connor]

No. Yeah. No way.

[Zachary Faust]

You go on Zillow, whoever's paying, like any realtor owners paying to be in front of you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zachary Faust]

So they probably don't have a lot of organic business. They probably don't have a lot of good word of mouth about them. So, like, let me put some money to this boomer that has no clue what's going on and I'll make 12, 20 grand.

[Eli Double Tap]

Get to have some awkward exchanges with bad realtors.

[Zachary Faust]

I've had some very awkward exchanges as a realtor. Like, I just had one where a guy was selling. He selling his home on a river and he. There's only like six properties on the block right on this riverfront. And he goes and tells me like, yeah, the. The three properties just got built. They got bought by agents. I was like, what? He said, yeah, they got bought by agents. And so I'm sitting here like, why would a bunch of real estate agents be buying all these properties specifically? This is so weird. There's only like six of them. And I said, bad drivers, huh?

[Eli Double Tap]

No, the bad drivers.

[Connor]

Why are we doing ASMR right now?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, why are we talking?

[Zachary Faust]

So I'm sorry, are you trying not

[Brandon Herrera]

to tell anyone about this?

[Zachary Faust]

No, I'll yell about it. I just didn't know how sensitive the mic was.

[Eli Double Tap]

You can peek. These go.

[Zachary Faust]

And I. So I asked him, I said, so agents are buying up all these homes? He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. They came from out of country and now they're here. And I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop. So these realtors are coming from out of country to. To buy properties in this area? He said, no, no, no, Asians. I Said, oh, not agents.

[Brandon Herrera]

Asians.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, Asians. And that's why he wanted to leave. I was like, okay, got it, got it, got it. So about the bathroom. It's just always people say the wildest things in their living rooms with you.

[Nick]

Unpopular opinion. Europeans are Asians.

[Zachary Faust]

What?

[Nick]

It's not a separate continent. I'll die on this hill

[Connor]

anyway. Does anybody have anything productive they'd like to bring forward?

[Nick]

Explain to me why Europe. Explain to me why Europe is the Philippines.

[Eli Double Tap]

Which one?

[Brandon Herrera]

Because they're agent wide.

[Zachary Faust]

I mean, it's all just. Yeah,

[Eli Double Tap]

Cody.

[Nick]

I stand corrected. Cody convinced. No argument against this.

[Eli Double Tap]

Explain it like I'm five by Cody.

[Nick]

I was thinking in terms of, like, geography and land. Like, there's no mountains or oceans in between.

[Connor]

It's like, nope, I need.

[Eli Double Tap]

Never mind.

[Connor]

Oh, God. In coming months, I'm gonna need, like, a fucking button. Like a click button where, like, a carpet just drapes down in front of my face. So I'm no longer on this podcast. Momentarily caucus mountains, after which Europeans are named. But there's a. There is a divide between Asia and Europe.

[Brandon Herrera]

Thank you, Connor.

[Nick]

Go on.

[Connor]

No, that's the end of the story. There's a reason we're called Caucasians, dumbass.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, is that real? Yes.

[Zachary Faust]

I've never heard that for it. Cuck Asians?

[Connor]

Yeah. Caucasians.

[Zachary Faust]

No way.

[Nick]

Did you just say cuck Asians? Yeah.

[Connor]

Why?

[Zachary Faust]

That's a real thing. Caucasian

[Connor]

mountains.

[Nick]

The mountain range looks similar to a hotel room chair.

[Connor]

It's the ones where they sit on the top of it with the pipe smoking, watching you.

[Nick]

No, no, it's okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

I just want to watch.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Undress him.

[Connor]

Oh, dear Lord. Dude, that one. That one hotel we were at. That one hotel we were at, I think on my license in New Jersey. That had, like, the. It wasn't just a cuck chair. It was like a command deck. It was like the fucking. It was. It was like the fucking captain's chair of the USS Enterprise.

[Nick]

The platform.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You had, like, the CNN commentators up top.

[Connor]

Like, it's like, I feel like I'm gonna be halfway through the deed and somebody's gonna spin around in that fucker like, breaking news.

[Brandon Herrera]

You're gonna do. Giant dick is doing great.

[Nick]

You're gonna do something cool in here. Da na na. The instant replay brought to you by Adam and Eve.

[Connor]

Oh, God.

[Zachary Faust]

Welcome to the Internet, Caucasians. Got it. Got it.

[Eli Double Tap]

So what got you now into your explain your content so everyone knew?

[Zachary Faust]

I have a hard time explaining my

[Eli Double Tap]

content, dude, you and Connor will get along great. I do know that my guy.

[Zachary Faust]

I just kissed the man. Offset.

[Nick]

It's fine.

[Connor]

I'm gonna need the enterprise chair later.

[Zachary Faust]

It's honest. The honest to God answer is my content. I kind of hit the mic like an economic journalist. Kind of deal is kind of where people are categorizing me. But it really just started because I was selling homes. I was selling lots of homes to my boys. I was in the military, got kicked out of college. Like, I didn't have, like, this crazy.

[Connor]

Back up. You got kicked out of college?

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, sure did.

[Brandon Herrera]

Say, what'd you get kicked out?

[Nick]

What'd you do?

[Zachary Faust]

I had an answer. We were doing a read out loud quiz testing, and she said, oh, that's wrong. I said, actually, no, that's. That's right. And it turns out it was right. So I stand.

[Connor]

What was it about?

[Zachary Faust]

It was like English, like diagramming a sentence. You know, the stuff we do as adults all the time. Diagramming sentences.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we love it.

[Zachary Faust]

Love that. I use the Pythagorean theorem every day.

[Eli Double Tap]

Thank you, you, pie is lost.

[Zachary Faust]

And. Yeah, she called security on me and. And got walked out by a guy that served in my unit, too. No, he said f. Say, Brad, Really? What's going on, brother?

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, she got you kicked out because you had the right answer?

[Zachary Faust]

She got real ticked about it. I was a bit of an about it. I was. I probably could have let the class in.

[Connor]

You shouldn't have thrown those books.

[Nick]

Disgusting.

[Zachary Faust]

No books were thrown.

[Brandon Herrera]

You didn't hit her, did you?

[Zachary Faust]

Not hard.

[Connor]

Okay. It's your Lord.

[Zachary Faust]

No, I didn't know where you could see the bruises. Yeah, there's no cameras in the classroom.

[Eli Double Tap]

And the one that. That's in the hallway.

[Zachary Faust]

And then two days later, my counselor.

[Connor]

And then the security guard dabs you up, like, hey.

[Zachary Faust]

And then the counselor two days later is like, we're gonna. We're gonna go ahead and ask you to go to another college. I was like, okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

Was it a.

[Zachary Faust]

Then I didn't go to another college.

[Eli Double Tap]

How.

[Zachary Faust]

And then I got my real estate.

[Eli Double Tap]

How high. Did you raise your voice?

[Zachary Faust]

No, it was just like a. More like, hey, right here, right? Yeah, like, hey. No, I don't think that's correct. She's like, talk to me after class. No, you're doing this right now. I think you're wrong. And I had the textbook, and I pulled up the definition. She got mad about it, and it wasn't our first spat.

[Connor]

So she rage quit you. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Nick]

Which.

[Zachary Faust]

And then I rage quit College and now I'm on this podcast, so I feel like the right direction.

[Nick]

Now you're famous on the Internet. Do you want to give her a shout out? What's her name? What's the college?

[Zachary Faust]

I actually don't remember. It was Wilmington University. English 101.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?

[Connor]

I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho.

[Brandon Herrera]

Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.

[Connor]

Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before.

[Brandon Herrera]

Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable, great looking shirts all the time.

[Eli Double Tap]

Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt.

[Connor]

I got turned on a poncho like a year ago. Been wearing them ever since. Personally prefer. I think this is the western because it's got the pearl snaps because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable.

[Eli Double Tap]

Here's the thing I find really cool. Brandon, do the glasses trick.

[Connor]

So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, the other one.

[Nick]

Be more specific.

[Eli Double Tap]

Who gives a shit about that? Alright, watch everyone.

[Connor]

So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses.

[Eli Double Tap]

I make him clean my phones.

[Connor]

He does.

[Brandon Herrera]

I like the hidden little pocket on the breast.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what?

[Connor]

Right over here. Got a little zipper pocket.

[Eli Double Tap]

I didn't even know about that one.

[Connor]

Is that where you hold Cody's heart and his drugs?

[Eli Double Tap]

Things you might need to know. Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts. Oh, holy sh.

[Connor]

They're soft. They're really soft.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yo. What?

[Connor]

That's my one like thing is fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's why we wear them all the time.

[Eli Double Tap]

So Poncho's got a bunch of great styles. The original western denim and ultralight.

[Brandon Herrera]

If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way. Give Poncho a try.

[Eli Double Tap]

Go to ponchooutdoors.com unsub and get $10 off your first order.

[Connor]

That's P O N C H ooutdoors.com unsubscribe I love how we all have a story of like one of us fucking up something that led us here. Actually, it Actually seemed to work out pretty well.

[Zachary Faust]

Slumdog Millionaire podcast.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's given me.

[Brandon Herrera]

I never thought about it like that.

[Nick]

It's given me the opposite of ptsd, to be honest with you. Because now anything. Anytime anything traumatic happens in my life, I was like, oh, something's awesome's about to happen. Now.

[Zachary Faust]

That's a great mindset. That's a dope mindset.

[Nick]

Only good things can happen.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm being trained for something right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, yeah.

[Connor]

Message received.

[Brandon Herrera]

Which audience? Don't go around hitting your college professors.

[Connor]

Don't hit them hard. Okay. He.

[Brandon Herrera]

He did have the sack of oranges he carried around with him just to leave no bruises, but it's okay. Don't hit your college.

[Zachary Faust]

We use bars of soap in the military.

[Connor]

There you go. Beware the cop carrying oranges.

[Eli Double Tap]

Which branch did you come from?

[Zachary Faust]

So I joined the National Guard, end up going active in the army, went overseas. He's in Afghanistan back 2013-14 and got back. Got into Department of Corrections. And yeah, some realtor said, hey, I

[Connor]

knew that mustache was there.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, yeah, well, no, I was a flat face, clean face guy at that point. But yeah, she's like, you don't have the personality for being a prison guard. And I was like, maybe, but I get my paycheck every two weeks. I got insurance. Realtor sounds stupid. And then she signed me up for the course day before it happened. I found out she didn't pay for it, went to debt to take the course, and I had no other option but to succeed at it. I knew my guy that shut down our electricity every month like clockwork, and he would come and say, you need a little bit more time. Like it was a struggle for quite a while, but now we're doing well and. And now I'm trying to take down the government. So we're here. Sorry.

[Connor]

Don't apologize to me. I'm doing the same. Hell yeah, dude, man.

[Zachary Faust]

On the inside.

[Nick]

It's a great administration to be trying to take on the government. Have you seen the, you know, like the main calendars they used to do where it was like, oh, 2024. This is January's meme, this is February's me. Now they're just putting up fucking dictators for every month.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Nick]

2026.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm looking forward to the April drop.

[Nick]

I know. I can't wait to see who that's going to be.

[Eli Double Tap]

April Fool's Day. Could be a lot of fun. See the clip of the old, like, super Nintendo modded fighting game where it was you selected dictators from around the world.

[Connor]

No, bro. Is that a real thing?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yes. And they're dying, laughing, looking at him, and they're like, oh, this guy looks like. Is it whacker? Huh?

[Zachary Faust]

Hit, hit.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hit her Hitler. Hit her Whacker. Oh, weird, man. He has to be a knot. They click it and he's like, boom. Like, hits the stance. The battle begins.

[Nick]

They're like.

[Eli Double Tap]

They're laughing their ass off. And they're like, okay, I'm a fucking Hadouken. And he goes and throws a Hadouken. It's a fucking swastika.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap]

Rotating across the the screen. They just turned the game up like, no, no, we can't play this.

[Connor]

All right, choose my fighter. The Ayatollah. Well, I can't select him right now for some reason. I don't. I don't know why. It's odd.

[Eli Double Tap]

We got Brandon Sayings right around the corner.

[Connor]

All the great segue. Thank you, Eli.

[Nick]

All the.

[Zachary Faust]

What a game saving comment that was. By the way, this is a kitchen.

[Connor]

Yes.

[Zachary Faust]

Just your word. I'm an expert. So I just wanted to let you

[Connor]

guys know what style. What style kitchen.

[Zachary Faust]

That is a island with a little bit of an overhang.

[Connor]

Oh, no.

[Zachary Faust]

Stainless steel appliances. And we got a little bit of crown molding on the top of the cabinet, which is really nice because it can feel empty in that space.

[Connor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

We've sold houses.

[Connor]

God. I want to give you $20,000 right here.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, good doing business with you, brother.

[Brandon Herrera]

Here we go. Easy a day.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, but we have. We will go with you are into what got you into that? Anti government.

[Zachary Faust]

My boys not being able to afford

[Connor]

a home reading like that.

[Nick]

Reading.

[Zachary Faust]

Honestly, that's what started

[Connor]

easy.

[Zachary Faust]

It was to start piecing this type of stuff together.

[Connor]

Wait a minute. I'm starting to think these people don't have our best interests in mind.

[Zachary Faust]

Not saying that the. My boys couldn't afford a house. And I wanted to figure out why this was like, what was it? When did home prices start going crazy? Like 2022, 2023, 2021.

[Nick]

Like, right after.

[Zachary Faust]

Right, right. Well, that's when the market got super hot.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Because homes are still cheap. Interest rates are really low. Everyone's buying a house. Boomers are buying the third one. Investors in Blackstone are buying their 80th. And just. My boys couldn't afford houses anymore. So I started looking into it.

[Connor]

Taco Bell is rolling out the new

[Zachary Faust]

chicken bacon ranch street chalupas.

[Connor]

And here's the thing.

[Zachary Faust]

You literally can't just get one. They come in twos.

[Connor]

And thank goodness they do because these

[Zachary Faust]

toasted cheddar street chalupas filled with slow

[Connor]

roasted chicken, crispy bacon and avocado ranch

[Zachary Faust]

are stacked with bold flavor that keeps you going.

[Connor]

Back for more Chicken bacon Ranch street chalupas only at Taco Bell.

[Zachary Faust]

Get yours today at participating U.S. taco

[Connor]

Bell locations for a limited time only while supplies last.

[Zachary Faust]

And I remember the first thing that I figured out was I was at a brokers open which realtors. You know, worst experiences ever. Just a bunch of realtors trying to network with each other.

[Connor]

It's like a bunch of. It's a bunch of kids that like never really were good at socially acclimating in school trying to make small talk.

[Zachary Faust]

It's tough.

[Connor]

It's.

[Zachary Faust]

You're describing me, by the way, so I felt. I felt awkward.

[Connor]

I don't know. Like it's. It's a situation that's impossible to be

[Zachary Faust]

comfortable in because you're all just trying to make money off each other.

[Connor]

Other. You're all.

[Zachary Faust]

You're all trying to figure out how to connect in a way that you can further your career. And it just feels disingenuous.

[Eli Double Tap]

Fake.

[Zachary Faust]

Super fake. But we were talking about interest rates and somebody said, and I can't believe the Federal Reserve is a private entity. I said, it's not. What are you talking about? It's got federal right in the name. And then I slowly found out it's not federal and it doesn't have reserves and it's hardly a bank. And I was like, oh. And that kind of started to unweave the ball.

[Connor]

Woodrow Wilson.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's to be a reason.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, Woodrow Wilson. The Jekyll island meeting. Rockefellers and JP Morgan. Absolutely.

[Connor]

Got the income tax, got the Federal Reserve, got a bunch of. It's kind of interesting.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. And it's crazy that they say all wars are bankers wars. And we implemented our Federal Reserve about six months before the start of World War I.

[Connor]

Man, that is so convenient.

[Nick]

I really.

[Zachary Faust]

Super convenient. It's actually the first thing that they funded.

[Connor]

Man, that's just happened to be there.

[Zachary Faust]

We went through the Civil War. We're like, we didn't have enough funding this time. The Rothschilds tried to get involved. Abe got shot over it.

[Connor]

What would we have done. What would we have done about that European war not involving us had that not happened?

[Zachary Faust]

We had to have it.

[Connor]

Oh, man. Well, I'm glad that we forced Germany into a completely unconditional surrender that ruined their economy and basically ensured there'd be another world war in 15 years.

[Zachary Faust]

Yep.

[Connor]

As good business model, as said by the leader of the Allied forces, the French general.

[Nick]

Did he say that?

[Connor]

He said that as soon as we signed that treaty, he said, the only thing you've done is Postpone this war 15 years. Whoa. And he nailed it. You know, timeline's about five years off,

[Brandon Herrera]

but yeah, wooden MacArthur's thing, well, that came later.

[Nick]

And Patton, well, yeah, and everybody else that knew how to fight for being honest,

[Zachary Faust]

man.

[Connor]

Anybody want to drink?

[Nick]

Patton was straight up, like, hear me out. What if we attack the USSR next

[Connor]

and they killed him.

[Nick]

Patton wanted to just keep going.

[Eli Double Tap]

I mean, that would have been the smart thing. He was the one that actually said, hey, this is going to be a massive problem. To a degree.

[Connor]

We.

[Nick]

Huh?

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Nick]

No, Patton was correct. Should have just steamrolled them too. Then I wouldn't have to hear any stupid commies on the Internet tell me Japan surrendered because of the ussr.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, you'd still have.

[Nick]

I hate these people.

[Eli Double Tap]

There is no winning it right now. You have the different. I sent you that video. One guy pushed himself into a wall.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm scared to say which video?

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, what was the last one I just sent you? Oh, it was the old guy that was beating up the guy, the cop that's on the ground. And a guy like goes, yeah, yeah. I love how they just, just change.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like distinctly UFO politics happening there. They're arresting a guy for something and like the two DHS agents, they come in, they're arrest. They're arresting a guy and the old dude comes up and just starts like, he's not hurting them, but he's like interfering with the arrest. He tries to like. Yeah, he grabs one of the DHS agents and they're gentle with him actually. Like they could have him up. Yeah, they just like threw him to the side and he hit his face on the ground. And so the Internet's mad because it's like 80 year old man thrown to the ground. It's like, dude, like you, they're arresting someone. You can't come up and start with

[Nick]

their like, I might have some body cam footage for you, son.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I like body cam footage. I don't know if you've heard this,

[Nick]

but you're kind of known for it, so.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm a purveyor of body cam.

[Nick]

My jiu jitsu gym just moved into the mall in my town and the other jiu jitsu coach was in there with one other student and they're redoing the flooring because we're like still redoing, doing some remodeling in it. And while they're doing the remodeling, the mall in our town is like half or more empty. So the homeless shelter in our town kicks everybody else, kicks them all out during the day.

[Brandon Herrera]

They wonder.

[Nick]

They all wander around in the mall.

[Brandon Herrera]

Itchies.

[Nick]

And one of them scratchies had to get arrested in the mall right outside of my gym. And apparently Calvin, my henchmen, the other Jiu Jitsu instructor, was there. And two cops were struggling to get this. This person detained. Calvin. Calvin went in there and balled him up so the cops could handcuff him. I'm trying to get the body cam.

[Brandon Herrera]

Was it female cops?

[Nick]

I have no idea.

[Zachary Faust]

That's incredible.

[Nick]

I want to see it.

[Connor]

I saw that. I think Connor's gonna be doing a video soon on, you know, the death of the American mall. Yeah, because that, that's been. That's been like a big thing. Like the last. I mean even. It was kind of like my generation really didn't have that. That too much where, you know, oh, let's go to the mall. But we had it a little. Yeah, it was a thing. You'd go to, you know, check out the Metallica T shirts at Hot Topic or something like that and kind of walk around. But in our parents generation, that was. That was the place you went.

[Brandon Herrera]

Parents, You.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude, my generation.

[Connor]

Were you a mall kid?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we went to malls.

[Connor]

Rich.

[Eli Double Tap]

You've been to malls, knows what I'm talking about. Brandon's like my parents.

[Connor]

I was thinking, like, I was was. I was thinking the 80s, it was at its peak.

[Nick]

That's fair.

[Eli Double Tap]

I say 80s, but I still hung

[Zachary Faust]

out at the movies.

[Connor]

Yeah. Cuz like that's what I was saying. Like I remember like movie theater was like. Yeah. Like our malls, we had like in the 80s, like my parents went on dates to the mall back in the 80s.

[Eli Double Tap]

I did that in the 90s too.

[Connor]

Right.

[Zachary Faust]

Maybe I'll in Delaware. So maybe that's why Rome.

[Nick]

The mall was.

[Brandon Herrera]

It was the coolest place to go hang out.

[Nick]

Dude, I. I think it's gonna come.

[Zachary Faust]

You think it's gonna come?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, dude, I think it's the arcade. The arcades were in there.

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't think.

[Nick]

I think you're wrong.

[Eli Double Tap]

I be.

[Nick]

I went to Mall of America.

[Zachary Faust]

I firmly disagree.

[Eli Double Tap]

I get lazy. Americans are happy being lazy.

[Nick]

Hear me out. I went to Mall of America. This is a whole fucking thing. And there's that new Kim Kardashian Brand that's all trendy called skims or whatever. The fucking Hannah wanted to go to it. And I'm like, this was a 100% E commerce brand that got popular. Why the fuck are they opening up stores and malls now? And I started digging into it and basically like I think that people are so oversaturated with buying shit on the Internet and having to return it because 80% of the time it's dog shit and it sucks and it doesn't fit. Right. That I think eventually people are going to get fed up and like malls and actually going shopping in person is going to make a comeback.

[Connor]

It's going to go the way of vinyl records.

[Nick]

Yes. Which they're doing with CDs now by the way.

[Connor]

Really?

[Nick]

They're having like record stores are making a comeback for like CDs and shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Do you know what's making the comeback now too? The VHS CRT TVs where you can put a VHS tape in a CRTV. I love VHS's are starting to come back.

[Connor]

I will say television.

[Eli Double Tap]

Just have to huck around. Arcades are the biggest thing I miss. Arcades are just.

[Connor]

Those are cool. Those never really went away though. Well it did in Delaware.

[Zachary Faust]

We don't have any really. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Compared to the 80s and 90s, arcades look way better than video games that you had at home. Now you can have a better experience on your computer, but there's still like

[Connor]

a social element and like just like. I don't know, like. Because they never like arcade bars are like still a huge thing. I think those are fun. Especially the ones with like the old games and shit that we all grew up on.

[Brandon Herrera]

Is there a greater power trying to destroy everyone being social together in a mall environment, you think? Got my boy with that one.

[Eli Double Tap]

I think people are lazy and I think when we take away like outside

[Connor]

poked out from around the corner, I

[Eli Double Tap]

just think people are lazy and if you make it easy, people will take that easy option no matter what. So you have. Oh, malls were cool. Oh, we don't have to do that. Oh my God, I do get shitty products. But Amazon made it really easy. I just send it back. I don't even.

[Zachary Faust]

It's tough to be one day shipping.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. And then back you can return it just as fast. So like whatever. At least I don't have to get out.

[Connor]

And even having any sort of Internet business, like people compare you to Amazon prime immediately. It's like you place an order, you know, small business, you know, limited infrastructure. Like the next day you're like, oh, I'm gonna start working on your order. Why isn't it here already?

[Zachary Faust]

Right?

[Eli Double Tap]

Black Friday. Look at how it's bigger on now. Cyber Monday is completely dwarfed Black Friday, but it's still. People aren't rushing as much as they used to.

[Zachary Faust]

That used to be an event, bro.

[Eli Double Tap]

I remember waiting in line, people dying,

[Brandon Herrera]

and bring that back.

[Connor]

I got shot at at a mall one time at Black Friday. Dead serious. It was like a gang shootout at our local malls, like, food court on. On the night of Black Friday.

[Nick]

Remember having to be at GameStop at midnight to get the new Call of Duty or like any other game.

[Connor]

Oh, yeah, dude. I did that for Halo 3.

[Nick]

Gears of War was such a war.

[Brandon Herrera]

World of Warcraft, Burning Crusade.

[Nick]

I did it for Skyrim.

[Connor]

Was that like a physical disc, like, you had to actually wait out for.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Burning Crusade.

[Connor]

That was.

[Brandon Herrera]

Aubrey, what was that? 2000.

[Eli Double Tap]

2007 was beginning into 2006. End of 2006. Burning Crusade came out because it was around Christmas time right before.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

It wasn't downloadable. You had to go out there and

[Connor]

grab the disc right before deployment.

[Nick]

Dear Lord.

[Brandon Herrera]

That was. Right. I joined the Navy that year.

[Eli Double Tap]

I was like, it's back in the day sometime. I remember that one. This is good old days now.

[Connor]

I kind of. I missed that a little bit.

[Zachary Faust]

I miss it a lot.

[Connor]

Yeah. Because now we just all download it and we wait for, like, while our WI fi is being, you know, stagnant.

[Eli Double Tap]

I show you a sex restricted, putting together your kids shit and then downloading apps and updates for it. So it works.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, God. Christmas time.

[Nick]

Yeah, My kids. My kids have Game Boy colors. And that's it.

[Zachary Faust]

Amen, dog.

[Eli Double Tap]

See, I'm just gonna put that shit.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm getting my daughter in the Pokemon.

[Brandon Herrera]

You gave them Game Boy colors?

[Nick]

Yeah, that's all they have. They don't. They don't have tablets or anything. And they're not gonna. They have Game Boy colors.

[Brandon Herrera]

They have Pokemon.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Connor]

Hell yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's.

[Zachary Faust]

That's what my daughter's in onto.

[Nick]

They're gonna play the same consoles I played at the same times.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

You guys can play Call of duty when you're 14.

[Connor]

So one of the things that I do want to get to is Palmer Lucky actually has the. That mod. Retro. Yeah, the, like the Game Boy color that's basically just has all the old games. It's. It's a little computer in there, but it plays just like the old.

[Nick]

I will say I'm a little annoyed. He decided to go 100% like replica because it still takes like 3 or 4 AA batteries instead of just throwing a rechargeable battery in there.

[Eli Double Tap]

Have you ever woke up and felt like your mattress punched you in your sleep?

[Nick]

I still think it was my wife, but yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Eli, do you have the mattress?

[Eli Double Tap]

Right here.

[Zachary Faust]

A pillow?

[Nick]

No, that's an Eli size mattress.

[Eli Double Tap]

Exactly.

[Brandon Herrera]

Eli, can I feel the pillow?

[Nick]

Of course.

[Connor]

It's so soft.

[Eli Double Tap]

Ghostbed just launched their brand new mattress line.

[Nick]

Every mattress comes with a 20 to 25 year warranty and a 100 one night trial period where if you don't like it, you can send it back. I don't know how many stamps it takes, but you could do it. Are you tired of your mail carrier liking you?

[Connor]

You take a razor blade, cut it open, you're like, I always wanted to go to Denver and just hide inside of it. Don't do that. But do try going ghost bed.

[Nick]

And even better, you can get an extra 10 off site wide when you use code unsubscribe. And then you get to think about us every time you lay in bed

[Connor]

more than you already do.

[Eli Double Tap]

Us just cuddled up next to you.

[Brandon Herrera]

This is on top of their everyday deals on mattresses, adjustable bases and pillows being up to 50 off versus comparable brands.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Connor]

That's ghostbed.com unsubscribe.

[Nick]

Sleep better, stay cooler or Cody's gonna.

[Connor]

I'll eat your

[Nick]

ghostbed.com that's annoying.

[Connor]

That might be cool as I have like a modular thing like if you can choose between the two.

[Eli Double Tap]

I think he updated one with a modern battery just so you don't have the.

[Nick]

That would be better.

[Brandon Herrera]

There are content creators. I think they invest in a product before they start running it. It's kind of.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Brandon Herrera]

Fun to watch.

[Nick]

I would never do that.

[Connor]

No. God no.

[Brandon Herrera]

Who would?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Not our politicians anyways. Bunker Branding and 18 other companies you've invested in.

[Eli Double Tap]

Don't worry about it. Never invest in your own.

[Connor]

To me, it's just smart. It's just good business. Not the insider trading thing. That's. That's a. That should be a crime. But no, I like it. Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. Why shouldn't you be able to pad your. Your wallet? And why shouldn't you be able to quadruple your investment portfolio in two years like a Pelosi?

[Connor]

Well, my favorite Part is when they pretend that they don't.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh.

[Connor]

When they just go, like, we confronted

[Zachary Faust]

them about it and. Which.

[Connor]

I want to hear more about that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Right.

[Connor]

Because you were there with. Who's it? Tommy G. Tommy G, yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. We confronted their staffers. He made, like, award plaques, lifetime achievement awards for investing. And we presented them, like, five or six different people. And it was hilarious because each of them went through the same exact process because he let them know ahead of time, we're coming. Coming from the Milwaukee Lifetime Achievement Award Board or something like that. We'd show up, they'd be like, oh, my God, you're here. We've been waiting on. And they'd all stand up and they see us giving them the award, and he's pumping it up, and then he'd hand it off, and then they would, like, start reading it, and then their face would just change and they'd be like, oh, shit, we're being duped. And Pelosi's people got mad. Pelosi's people got mad and then had the audacity to chase us into the hallway and say, to do what? She doesn't own any stocks.

[Connor]

Oh, fuck off.

[Zachary Faust]

Like, you.

[Connor]

Okay?

[Zachary Faust]

It's an option. It's the same shit. Like, the way that they make it so that they're not legally doing anything wrong is insane when we can see it. Like, there aren't there trackers now that literally track their trading.

[Connor]

Yeah. No, she just happens to be an investment genius.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, she's like 40. Warren Buffett in the past 20 years. Like who? I don't even know. I heard, isn't it Warren Buffet? I didn't know who that was.

[Connor]

Just funny, though, because I think, if I'm not mistaken, from the numbers that I saw, even though Pelosi is doing fucking, you know, obviously incredible, because I'm sure, for no nefarious reasons, she's doing much better than the S and P. The only one that beats her that I saw in, like, the meme world was Inverse Kramer. Really? Yeah. So if you do the opposite of whatever fucking mad money Kramer does, you. You'll actually make more money than insider trading. Because he's wrong about fucking. If he says the sun's gonna come up tomorrow, be fucking afraid.

[Zachary Faust]

That's the bold white guy that's just yelling, right?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Mad money. Yeah.

[Nick]

What. What the fuck is. Is it the Medallion investment or is it Renaissance? There was a. Basically, like, a hedge fund that the dude started, and it was, like, significantly outperforming the S&P 500. And then he eventually bought back all the stocks from this hedge fund. And now the only people that are allowed to invest in it are the people that work there. It's like the most successful investment agency of all time.

[Eli Double Tap]

So it's almost public. And then made it public, but private.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Sounds like a club.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's a good club.

[Zachary Faust]

Good club to be in. It's a big club and we're not invited.

[Connor]

Speaking of which, while we have a moment, we have Mr. Richard High. Our boys are in the audience.

[Eli Double Tap]

We're gonna have a. We'll have a good time.

[Nick]

We got everyone in. Most successful investment fund in history is the Medallion Fund. Only employees are allowed to invest 66 annual gross returns.

[Connor]

Jesus. How many of them were on Little Saint? No, I shouldn't go there. No, we'll keep it in there.

[Zachary Faust]

That's a joke. How many people on Little cg? Yeah, I'll take it. It's the.

[Connor]

What is it? The Smiling Friends.

[Zachary Faust]

It's a joke.

[Connor]

It's a joke.

[Zachary Faust]

It's a. I'm just joking.

[Eli Double Tap]

For me, it's just wild.

[Zachary Faust]

It's all of it's wild. And it didn't take much research to start getting into how 2008 fractured our economy and covet inflation. Seemed nearly purposeful to create this K shaped economy we're living in. And it's so frustrating because it seems so simple for our thriving country. We're the richest country in the world. To create an ecosystem where we're all just doing well enough, but yet people just want more money and more power. And they take places like DC to

[Connor]

do it and oh, they're full of them.

[Zachary Faust]

And it sucks.

[Eli Double Tap]

There's like what, a thousand of them? How does us 3300 million do anything about that?

[Zachary Faust]

They'd say vote. But has that helped anything?

[Connor]

It will tomorrow.

[Zachary Faust]

Hell yeah.

[Connor]

Dog.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon. Go Brandon.

[Connor]

No, I mean it is like supremely frustrating. I don't know. I think people are. People are getting fucking sick of it too. Because there's a lot of people that are there for the right reasons. I will say, like there's. Excuse me, let me back up. Don't want to go too far. There's a handful of people that are there for the right reasons, but you have so many people that are there just to climb the ladder. They just want to go to the next thing and they want to be there for the. Like, that's, that's the only thing they can contribute to society. They, they're not carpenters, they're not welders. They don't know how to do jack fucking shit in the real world. All they know how to do is kind of talk and convince people to give them money.

[Zachary Faust]

Right.

[Eli Double Tap]

And then out of touch with reality or what your average individual goes through.

[Connor]

Well, yeah, because they've been in the, like, they've been in the bubble that is D.C. for fucking 20 years.

[Zachary Faust]

What you were talking about earlier, it's just like an island of a state.

[Connor]

Yeah. Like, it doesn't like. Like you were saying earlier, like, you're like, yeah, it doesn't feel like America. There's weird. There's a dark aura about that place. I don't like.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, didn't you. Who said that there was a pentagram? When you look at it from the top, who was saying that at lunch or brunch? Connor.

[Eli Double Tap]

The pet, the pit. The pentagram.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, yeah.

[Connor]

Dc. The map of Washington, dc. When you look at all of, like, the key locations in dc, It's a giant fucking pentagram. Dc.

[Eli Double Tap]

Neat, Graham. Cool.

[Zachary Faust]

How quirky.

[Connor]

How quirky? Oh, yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Wow.

[Connor]

That's almost perfect.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, it's not even.

[Connor]

Oh, yeah. No, it's upside down, too. That's not good.

[Nick]

Well, that looks, I think, the top

[Eli Double Tap]

of this building, the wit house, is the point.

[Connor]

Oh, I don't like that kite.

[Nick]

Connor.

[Zachary Faust]

Welcome to your home, brother.

[Nick]

If you were to draw a geometric shape around a pentagram, what shape would that be?

[Connor]

I would probably do a circle. I hate that. Yeah. No, you didn't know about that. Well, I've heard about it. I didn't know that. That was straight up. Just.

[Eli Double Tap]

What was one of the craziest facts

[Connor]

that I didn't like this. I'm like, read recently.

[Eli Double Tap]

I know the Epstein. You're super into the Epstein files right now. And then what is.

[Connor]

Can we real quick. If I could just point this out? Like, the thing that's bothering me about this information. Because I didn't know it, because I, you know, you hear these conspiracies. It's like they turned around what's real. Denver Airport. And you're like, well, it could just. Yeah, that's real. It was built by Satanist lizard people. Well, my thing is, like, this is. These are some of the only areas where it intersects and goes diagonal. Like, it's not like, just random. It's like just. This is like a square grid everywhere else except these areas. It was a very intentionally designed city. They filled in a swamp with dirt to build that fucking town. I don't like that. Anyway, sorry, going back to the Epstein

[Zachary Faust]

files home Probably Howard Lutnick.

[Connor]

Thank you, Richard.

[Nick]

Buffalo Cop Heads podcast.

[Zachary Faust]

I love.

[Connor]

There was zero attempt to be quiet.

[Eli Double Tap]

The loudest thing possible.

[Connor]

Howard London. I need to know it because I saw it at brunch today. He showed me. Have you talked about your.

[Zachary Faust]

Your.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

It's not public yet, but I made some content with it. I want it like, all formatted out before I release it.

[Connor]

This won't be out for another week or two.

[Zachary Faust]

It ain't gonna be ready. It's probably gonna be three, four months. We're gonna get a couple devs in that actually start helping us build it out. No, because we have it all in spreadsheets and content and documents and sources. Just like organizing it. So, like, you can look at and be like, oh, okay. Because that's all we. I personally want.

[Nick]

It's like I feel that there's a kill switch to release it unless. In case anything happens to them. So don't.

[Connor]

Yeah, don't.

[Zachary Faust]

My Samson option.

[Connor]

Right.

[Zachary Faust]

The part about Howard Lutnick that's a. Is craziest to me is nothing's happening. He has lied about being on the island. A he's profiting at Cancer Fitzgerald, his company, with his sons, creating a product that prepared that company for when tariffs were going to get shot down by Supreme Court. They're going to profit like, tens of millions of dollars off the fact that tariffs got shot down. He was supposed to be at the buildings on 9 11, and he happened to be bringing his kid to school for the first time in 20 years on September 11th. When that school started on September.

[Connor]

Backing up for a moment. Square zero.

[Eli Double Tap]

Who is he?

[Connor]

Yeah, I don't.

[Zachary Faust]

He's our Secretary of Commerce. If you pull up a picture of him, like pull up a picture of Howard Ludden, you'll recognize him immediately. He's beside Trump in everything.

[Eli Double Tap]

My wife said we were never gonna be around.

[Zachary Faust]

He's gross.

[Connor]

Yeah. Gross might be a blind spot for me because I don't know who this man is.

[Zachary Faust]

I love this guy.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Zachary Faust]

So one of the greatest guys I've met a lot. I know. He's amazing.

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[Zachary Faust]

problem with him is he is in charge of the legislation that goes toward our economy. Anything that's going into trade, anything has to do with finance, it's going through. Him and his sons are actively profiting as they run his company. On the legislation he was in charge of. So that's crazy. He was supposed to be there on 9 11. His employees were nearly a fourth of the deaths on 9 11. Cancer. Fitzgerald lost 658 of its employees.

[Connor]

Holy shit.

[Zachary Faust]

About like 900ish. And they were back in business two days later.

[Connor]

I mean it's kind of like the. What is it? The Oklahoma City bombing.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Where like that was, you know, randomly on a work day. None of the FBI agents decided to show up. Right.

[Zachary Faust]

And was supposed to be there, but

[Connor]

they left the kids in the basement at the daycare. That was fine.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, damn. I didn't know.

[Connor]

Oklahoma City bombing. Yeah, it was a lot of. There was a lot of civilian fatalities on that one. One that were. None of them were government to my understanding, or very few.

[Eli Double Tap]

I didn't know.

[Connor]

Yeah. Oklahoma City bombing, where it was Timothy McVeigh blew up the. The Murray building. Yeah. And yeah, for whatever reason, not a lot of FBI guys there in that FBI building, but they. They let the kids die.

[Zachary Faust]

Damn. I had no clue.

[Connor]

That's. That's one of my conspiracy rabbit holes. I really just don't like. There's a lot of. Especially in the 90s. Like between Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver, you know, Waco, the Oklahoma City bombing. It was just a very, very rough time.

[Zachary Faust]

Waco is really weird.

[Connor]

Really up.

[Zachary Faust]

Waco is really weird.

[Connor]

Uncle Ted, uncle dad did. Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. But he had a pie.

[Connor]

The only guy who's ever actually held Epstein accountable for his actions. Yeah, the people on the Epstein list. Accountable who?

[Zachary Faust]

Massey?

[Connor]

No, the Ted Kaczynski. The Unabomber. Apparently one of his. His victims was on the Epstein list that was like, apparently very like egregiously involved. He's like a professor at some university, I think. And close communication with Epstein turns out like Uncle Ted. Like, look, not a big fan of, you know. What was the. The thing where they cited him for his like, actually like mathematician shit. Like, they were out, they were writing a college math paper and they're like, quote, Ted Kaczynski known for other work.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Nick]

Oh yeah.

[Connor]

He got cited in somebody's like, college thesis.

[Eli Double Tap]

So this individual, Howard.

[Zachary Faust]

Howard, Big Louie, big nut lick. He was supposed to be at 911, obviously, his buildings were. His floors were 101 to 105. Sarah Ferguson, at the time, Prince Andrew's wife, was also supposed to be there, meeting with him. Them. She didn't end up being there.

[Nick]

Either her kids have school too, or I don't know.

[Zachary Faust]

No, she blamed traffic. She had a interview at NBC down the road beforehand, and she blamed New York traffic for why she didn't get there.

[Eli Double Tap]

And this guy, so he didn't miss like 20 years, 20 years worth of

[Zachary Faust]

calling in sick and Trump. Actually, there was two different times in February of last year where he brought it up and he said, you know what a terrible dad you are. You know you were supposed to be. No, he literally said, like, what a.

[Connor]

You get by the President for being

[Zachary Faust]

a bad guy, sitting there laughing at it. It's just like, it's uncomfortable.

[Connor]

Under what context did he bring that up?

[Zachary Faust]

Like, what it was when he was being initially introduced to be confirmed as the Secretary of Commerce. Like, he brought it up. His kids were there. He's like, you better thank your kids. You know, if anything else happened, you'd have been dead if weren't for them. You know, it just. Oh, live and in person. The. The sickest part about him, though, is you can. You can culminate all these different. Okay, he's profiting off of this. Or he was supposed to be here and he wasn't. But he straight up lied about Epstein and his involvement with him. He said he met him once when he moved into his house in 2005. Yet he bought the home in 1998 from a line of Jeffrey Epstein. Les Wexner bought that property in 1988. Then it was transferred into an 11 East 71st Street Trust owned by Jeffrey Epstein. Then it was moved to the Comet Trust in 96, which was owned by. I can't remember his name. Regardless, two years later, transfers to Lutnick for $10. And that is the property next door to Jeffrey Epstein. Says he only met him once, did a little tour at his house, saw a massage chair, said, this is gross. Me and my wife, we're never going to come here again. We're never going to associate with business, philanthropy, anything. And yet he invested in a fintech company with him in 2012. He went to the island in 2012. And in fact, the sickest part, 2008, is when he got convicted. He brings his family on December 23, 2012, for a Christmas vacay to the island, and his wife Allison is the one who scheduled it.

[Connor]

I do Remember this now I'm like certain details you're saying now I do.

[Eli Double Tap]

And he describes money, right?

[Zachary Faust]

He described. Huh.

[Eli Double Tap]

The kids. Didn't they get paid for something like oh, we're paying the non profit or

[Zachary Faust]

I don't know the. The. The 911 relief fund. His wife is in charge of that. Maybe I don't know about the kids. The kids are now in charge of cancer. Fitzgerald, Brandon and I think Luke, very typical white boy names the.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well in a vacation

[Zachary Faust]

he.

[Connor]

Trust me, my name's Connor.

[Zachary Faust]

Did a fundraiser with Hillary Clinton that Epstein helped fund. He did another dinner that Epstein donated. 50k tour.

[Nick]

Another dinner his sister.

[Zachary Faust]

Do you guys know about Terramar? No one too.

[Connor]

No, I don't.

[Zachary Faust]

Terramar was a nonprofit foundation about creating this world where we save the ocean. And it was. Thank you.

[Connor]

And it was like Terra Mar.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, exactly. And what it turned into was this oceanic citizenship thing where big billionaires were buying into becoming citizens of Terramar to evade international law.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through Cash App with it saying just deck work?

[Connor]

Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work?

[Eli Double Tap]

On the real? I think we all do use Cash App. It's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn, where's my money? You told me you could beat the house.

[Connor]

You know the saying, fen always wins. Real talk though. I've used Cash app like this week.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors.

[Brandon Herrera]

We also use it on vacation to pay for rides and just random things.

[Connor]

It's like, hey, let's split this Uber. Let me wire you $20. It's the two best things. It's easier and it's free.

[Eli Double Tap]

Why'd we go to Vegas to build decks? And why were you building decks at

[Connor]

2 in the morning? She was Hispanic. I thought she was just good at it.

[Nick]

Why were you skiing in the snow

[Connor]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Connor]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Connor]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Connor]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Zachary Faust]

That's CashApp.

[Connor]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Connor]

Where was this at?

[Zachary Faust]

So this was, I don't know where it was based out of. There was a American version and a UK version, but Ghislaine Maxwell was who created it and when she was interrogated or her deposition, I think it was 2019 or 2021 was one of those years. They say, where are you a citizen of? And she said, oh, I'm a citizen, a citizen of the uk. And they're like, you're also a citizen of France, right? And she's like, yeah, so where else? She said Terramar. And he was like, isn't that your Ocean Foundation?

[Connor]

How do you just, how do you just invent your own country? Oh, I'm a citizen.

[Nick]

Same way as every other country you just make up.

[Connor]

Well, I guess if you're pouring dirt in the ocean.

[Zachary Faust]

Exact reason that Europe and Asia are separated, right?

[Connor]

I can point at France like where the is Terramar?

[Nick]

It's the ocean, bro.

[Zachary Faust]

And I want.

[Connor]

Are they literally like fucking Atlantis?

[Eli Double Tap]

The merpeople, all right, you can't call them that.

[Zachary Faust]

Who do you think was one of the founding members of Terramar other than Richard Branson, perhaps Jeffrey Epstein, he invested it in as well. Edie Lutnick, his sister was one of the founding citizens of Terramar. His wife is setting up island meets, they're doing business together, doing dinners together. They even have emails about this property that was being built called the Frick Collection. It was a funny email to find because the subject line is just Frick. I was like, is this a fifth grader saying fuck? Like what's going on here? And they're talking about, oh, they're about to build this home and block our park views. What are we going to do about this? And Epstein in his long handed response, just, I don't know. And they talked all the time. And here's the thing out of the 8 billion people on the planet who needed to email Epstein less than his physical fucking neighbor. Epstein also interviewed his nanny. How does one meet a nanny other than by being at their property or being close with the family? And then when Howard went to the island, the sickest part to me, especially as a dad, because I just can't connect in any way, shape or form to how this can be normal. He describes all of his kids by ages. He says, we have two families coming, this couple and us, 116 or. And then eight kids, 1 16, 2 14s, 1 11, 2 sevens and an eight. It's like, who describes their offspring that way? It's not illegal. But you combine it with all the other lies, like outright lies. I think he's 100% a Mossad play.

[Connor]

And it's the shit that we were talking about earlier where it's like just a lot of the emails back and forth, it's like, okay, well, either these billionaires are super into jerky and cheese pizza at their fucking multi billion dollar gatherings, or there's something else going on. Right?

[Zachary Faust]

And I think we both all been in touch with, with wealthy individuals enough to know, like these, these parties, these get togethers, these household dinners. Like there's catering, there are chefs they're walking around with and everything's whole. Like, I remember I was at one party and they're all a line of people doing IVs and they're getting like multivitamin IVs into their arms. Like they're not eating Domino's pizza or fucking beef jerky. Yeah. Or grape Fanta soda. Like type of shit you pick up

[Connor]

at a gas station.

[Zachary Faust]

Right? And it's just sick that nobody is holding these people accountable in any way shape or so reform. And Howard's sitting there at the state of the unit, just mucking it up next to Pete Hegseth and all these others.

[Connor]

Because I've said it a billion times. I don't give a fuck. Like what, what side of the aisle you're on? Republican, Democrat, who, you know, whatever. If you're on that fucking list and there is actual hard evidence that you were doing unspeakable things to children, I think you should be at the bare minimum, publicly executed gallows.

[Zachary Faust]

I was just about to say that. Line them all up around the Lincoln Memorial. Infinity. It was it the infinity. Infinity pool. Yeah, the big infinity pool. Line them all up around.

[Connor]

I have a dream brother.

[Zachary Faust]

Exactly.

[Connor]

Exactly.

[Zachary Faust]

Place of mlk. Abraham Lincoln's looking at you and five to six full grown men with one weapon that they can pass between them get to beat their given for five minutes straight.

[Nick]

And after the last one gets hung, we just play Tom Hanks's voice as loud as we can. That's all I gotta say about that.

[Zachary Faust]

Life is a box of chocolates, dude.

[Connor]

Holder. We gotta hold our people accountable.

[Zachary Faust]

And until we start holding literal accountable for nothing's gonna change. Because insider trading is like kindergarten level at this point. That used to be like, whoa, you're profiting off your position.

[Eli Double Tap]

How many people have been punished? Like all said and done, I think

[Zachary Faust]

there's two UK members that have been arrested.

[Connor]

Prince Andrew and who else?

[Zachary Faust]

It was. It was a. One other. He was in.

[Connor]

Andrew got hung out to dry.

[Nick]

Real.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Them released. And he wasn't even brought up on even still I thought Epstein. He's brought up on giving out private intelligence.

[Connor]

I thought something else just happened recently. Unless I'm mistaken.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, there's a Rothschild that's currently getting basically just blackballed. She's on the Estee Lauder board with Ron Lauder, who's another just insane person to look into the fucking Rothschilds.

[Connor]

Jesus Christ. And Alan, Derrick Laser just popped up on the podcast.

[Zachary Faust]

You know Alan Dershowitz? Yeah, Alan Dershowitz. He was the attorney that worked on the O.J. simpson case. He worked for Tyson. And he defended EPSTEIN in this 2008 case as well. He also defended Trump. He also defended Hegseth and he's now representing Israel. And he said in multiple interviews this year, I was introduced by Epstein or to Epstein by a lady Rothschild.

[Connor]

No shit.

[Zachary Faust]

Live on television. And that Rothschild is now found in the Epstein files talking to him thousands of times. And none of these people are being held accountable because they simply have so much connection. They're billionaires or whatever. It's gonna. It's gonna bring down the system. If we were to bring them down.

[Connor]

So that's something because you. You clearly have done a deep, deep dive into this. I want to know if that quote is real.

[Zachary Faust]

Which one?

[Connor]

The. The whole like, oh, if we did this, it would bring down the whole system.

[Zachary Faust]

No, that quote was not actually said by Bob.

[Connor]

Okay, thank God. Because I. I was. I was wondering. I'm like if that quote was actually said. That is fucking.

[Nick]

I do think the government never going to admit that was a load bearing ring.

[Connor]

God damn it, Nick.

[Zachary Faust]

But do you guys.

[Connor]

You guys can't just tear those down.

[Zachary Faust]

You saw the line of her saying The Dow's over 50,000.

[Connor]

Yeah, yeah, I did.

[Zachary Faust]

Which now it's not so can we get the list now? It's not over 50,000.

[Connor]

No, that was the one. I used it in a video the other day. Was Pam Body, which man. We. We could. It would not. Not Trump's first choice on ag. But. But, you know, it's what we have. She was like, oh, can I just take a moment in that hearing? She's like, can I just take a moment to brag about the atf? And I just cut that clip and I said, no, ma', am. No, you may not. Not yet. That is. That is not. We're not allowing that.

[Zachary Faust]

But I kind of believe that's the most honest answer I heard from her on that deposition because I sat and watched it. And when she said that, I think that's literally like, when you read into that answer, I think that's it. Because if they were to release this list and actually go after the Bill Gates's and actually go after the Richard Bransons and the politicians, it would destroy everything. It would destroy the economy. It would bring the Dow down.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, yeah. I didn't even think.

[Zachary Faust]

I think that's a really honest answer of if you want this.

[Connor]

I thought you said. She didn't say it, though.

[Zachary Faust]

She didn't say it would bring down the economy. She said that when she went on her spiel about the S P500 and the Dow being over.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Zachary Faust]

I think that's essentially the same answer because not.

[Connor]

Not like just a distraction, but literally pointing to the fact that, like, hey, we got a good thing going. Like that sort of thing.

[Zachary Faust]

Absolutely. If we were to actually go after these people, life as we know it would collapse and in my opinion, let it. Let it burn. If our country is built on. Let it burn.

[Connor]

At the bare minimum, like, on it.

[Eli Double Tap]

How many people were on that list? Total names. Yeah.

[Connor]

So there's no real, like. There's no. There's no like, like, there's no like, ledger of like, like, oh, friends of mine who have like, that's not like a thing.

[Eli Double Tap]

Individual.

[Zachary Faust]

He had a contact book that got released. I think it was like. It was one of the first things that dropped.

[Connor]

But there's like varying degrees of involvement. It's like, oh, I emailed him about a business transaction versus, oh, he was on the island for special Sunday. Like, it's. Well, even very tears.

[Nick]

We were talking about this earlier, but it's like the. The other conspiracy that Epstein is the genius that invented Bitcoin or whatever was like the conspiracy that was floating around.

[Connor]

I'd never heard that theory.

[Nick]

Oh, it was all over the Internet. If you're like, I follow a bunch of like crypto and shit. And it was like, because Epstein talks about like investing in bitcoin like early on. And they're like, Epstein's Satoshi Nakamoto, the guy that invented bitcoin, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yes, yes, of course. The genius cryptology guy that created the first ever cryptocurrency that's still yet to been hacked. Also didn't encrypt his 3 million emails talking about committing the most heinous crimes the world's ever seen.

[Connor]

Right. Hey, come to my island for cheese pizza. Lol. Sent from Jeffrey Epstein's iPhone.

[Nick]

Right? Exactly.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like the microtransactions. The one got me a little bit.

[Zachary Faust]

That was crazy. Call of Duty.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

What happened?

[Brandon Herrera]

I think it was Activision at the time. He had up the head of Activision. It's like, how do we make like children consumers? Like how do we get them to. To buy more things? It's like, oh, why don't we introduce microtransactions?

[Eli Double Tap]

He was one of the creators of microtransactions. Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Epstein's a reason I have so many Fortnite skins.

[Connor]

Yep, yep. When I also saw, you know how

[Nick]

evil you have to be to me, find out you created microtransactions in video games and immediately think that's not the worst thing you've done.

[Connor]

Known for other works.

[Nick]

Kill that guy.

[Connor]

Well, so like that was the other thing I saw people point out, like, and now, now knowing that he was directly in with the creators of Call of Duty to do microtransactions, how does that make you feel about the fact that their in game currency is called cp? Yeah, on that.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, it's been fantastic.

[Nick]

I want more hot takes. How do you feel about Social Security? Go.

[Zachary Faust]

I've got no opinion on it.

[Connor]

I know I'm not going to be

[Zachary Faust]

cashing in on it yet.

[Connor]

None of us will ever see it. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

So what is one of the most crazy things that you read or uncovered in.

[Zachary Faust]

I think it's just a family. The, the family of the Rothschilds is, is an insane deep dive between the. The billionaire because they're worth like somewhere near a half a trillion dollars. Their entire family. It's something disgusting.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh. And they've been around for a while and yeah. The sheer amount of power they had.

[Zachary Faust]

I think it was Moses.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Moses Rothschild. In 1550 built the Rothschild home in. I think it was Frankfurt and the name Rothschild comes from because they didn't have surnames back then. They didn't have last names.

[Connor]

Right.

[Zachary Faust]

And the name came from. They would hold their family crest outside of that house, and it was a red shield, and it was called the Roy Child or something like that. And then one of the raw childs, we don't really know which one, ended up taking on the name Rothschild. And that's why.

[Connor]

Don't make me like him. That's kind of cool.

[Zachary Faust]

And that's why you see Gay Rothschild as their name, because it means of red shield. So then you get about four generations deep into this late 1700s, and they start getting this power. They had five kids. I think it was Amchell Rothschild, had five kids. Sent them to all the different countries to start banks. Funded both sides of the Napoleonic Wars. There's even this crazy. It's kind of an urban legend. But when the Napoleonic wars, because his son ran the finances for France and he was the runner of the bank of England when he got word through couriers, apparently. And the history. Guys, I need you to back check this. This is urban legend. When he got word that Napoleon had been taken down and England won, there was panic at the time in England because they're like, are we gonna be like, English? Are we still a thing right now? He gets up and starts selling all of his bonds. Doesn't say a word. Just starts selling all of his bonds for England and creates panic. Like, oh, my God, we've lost. We've lost.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Everyone starts panic selling. And over the last. The week that would follow before they'd actually find out they'd won, he was just buying it up a discount. He doubled his net worth in like a week. All while his son became richer than the actual central bank of France.

[Eli Double Tap]

They manipulated the system really quick. It's like, oh, no. Oh, look, that guy's selling, right? Everyone needs to mess.

[Brandon Herrera]

So his kids were on the other side, right? Selling. Oh.

[Zachary Faust]

And at this point, when he has people all over Europe, then they start sending. I forget his name by the 1830s, somebody to America to start infiltrating into us. We had our first big crash in 1837, and they start buying up infrastructure, railroads, businesses, is. But at that time, they're like, we need to consolidate power. I need you all to start your siblings. And that's. And that's what they did. They started just having sex with their cousins, marrying their uncles.

[Connor]

And I love that. This is also, like, it's. It's permeated.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

I'm sorry, have you heard the, The, The. The. The Main Rothschild, who just died a couple years ago, talk. He sounds like he's the. The product of incest.

[Connor]

Really?

[Zachary Faust]

He talks like. That's how. He talks like he should be like. Like petting a black cat while he talks. He sounds like that evil dude.

[Connor]

No, sick.

[Zachary Faust]

And even talks about his forefathers saying, we need to keep love in the family.

[Connor]

Oh, dear. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, that's. I love how this has permeated American culture so much. Like, it's, it's like kind of known well enough about the Rothschilds and everything like that. You can even have like people like Shane Gillis joking about it in tires and like, people just get the joke.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Like everybody just kind of knows about this.

[Zachary Faust]

When he has an email to people. Peter Thiel, as much as we love Peter Thiel, he literally says point blank, as you know, I work for the Rothschilds. It's like, what do we.

[Connor]

Teal said that?

[Zachary Faust]

He said it to Teal.

[Connor]

Oh, he said it to Teal. I was like, fucking. Excuse me.

[Zachary Faust]

As you know, I was like, I'm

[Connor]

gonna have to fucking. That's. Yeah. Okay.

[Zachary Faust]

And now Peter Thiel, the same exact guy who has Lavender, the AI that's. That's targeting people overseas with weaponry. There's the recent Claude controversy. Lavender? Yeah. It's the AI program that they're utilizing, that they utilized during the bombing of Palestine.

[Eli Double Tap]

It was the public.

[Zachary Faust]

He traded Lavender. I don't think it is, but it's run through Palantir.

[Connor]

Yeah, I was gonna say Palantir is the big one. Correct.

[Zachary Faust]

Palantir created Lavender.

[Nick]

Claude did Maduro, and I think Chat. GPT was used for Iran.

[Zachary Faust]

Really?

[Nick]

Yeah. Because. Well, I. I think because the US government came out and was basically like, like, who's the company? Anthropic. Anthropic refused to let the US government actually let the AI fire.

[Zachary Faust]

Correct. The computer can't pull the trigger.

[Connor]

Hegseth pushed back on that.

[Nick]

Exactly.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And then. And then, like right at the same time the new study came out, they couldn't get AI to not fire nukes in simulations over and over again because you give the parameters of war and you want to win and America can. According to the calculations, when a nuclear war, the AI is just going to do the logical thing, not necessarily the right thing. So they can't get AI to not pull the trigger on nukes. And Anthropic's like, no, we're not going to give AI ever the ability to pull the trigger. So they got booted from the US Government. Now they think that, oh, Sam Altman came in and was like, hey, Chat GPT will work with you guys. So they think Chat GPT helped with the Open AI. Open AI, sorry. They think that they helped with the Iranian thing. So my question is, like, surely they're gonna give Grok a shot at the next guy.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, that's.

[Connor]

I've seen how Grok has gone. I don't know if we're gonna like the results of that. Certain people will, but I don't think.

[Eli Double Tap]

What are some of your New Year's resolutions?

[Connor]

I want to cut back on stimulants. I'm horribly addicted to caffeine, nicotine and methamphetamine.

[Eli Double Tap]

Nice. You got a good hookup for the last one.

[Connor]

Yeah, he's a real cool biker down at the Love station.

[Eli Double Tap]

What are these? Ultra nootropic packages.

[Connor]

Pouches. Pouches. Well, they're completely nicotine and caffeine free and packed with nootropics to help with mental clarity.

[Eli Double Tap]

At what moment did you realize you might have been using too much smokies?

[Connor]

Well, I showed up home and my family was all waiting for me. And they held what was called an intervention.

[Eli Double Tap]

The boring ass story.

[Connor]

My wife left me.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, he's still going.

[Zachary Faust]

Never gonna get them back.

[Eli Double Tap]

And that's why you're using Ultra now?

[Connor]

That's why I use Ultra.

[Eli Double Tap]

And I know with Ultra, I'll get my family back.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm gonna get the kids back.

[Connor]

It's packed with nootropics. All the nootropics a growing divorced dad needs.

[Eli Double Tap]

And as we kick off 20, 26,

[Nick]

maybe you want some change.

[Eli Double Tap]

Maybe just a small change. Maybe a nootropic change. Maybe an Ultra change.

[Connor]

It's got the same kick as nicotine pouches without the side effects most. This pouches elevate cortisol, raise your blood pressure and keep you in a constant state of stress.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like war. One of my biggest New Year's resolutions was better sleep. And that's when I noticed the biggest difference.

[Zachary Faust]

It made me fall asleep easier.

[Connor]

Falling asleep was easier. Waking up, I would feel so much more well rested.

[Eli Double Tap]

Ultra is the ultimate guilt free pouch,

[Connor]

delivering instant focus and mental clarity, all without nicotine or caffeine.

[Eli Double Tap]

New customers can use code [e-mail] and get 15% off.

[Connor]

That's takeultra.com. use code unsub to get 15% off.

[Eli Double Tap]

After you purchase, they're gonna ask you, where'd you hear about us?

[Connor]

Tell them, unsub, or we'll kill you

[Eli Double Tap]

for nukes, like having AI give the.

[Nick]

It was basically a simulation where AI was running. Running the war. And it was like 24 out of 25 simulations. The AI ended up initiating nuclear warfare.

[Connor]

I also think there's. Well, there's. There's a difference between also seeing like a battle plan developed by AI and giving AI the fucking keys and saying whatever. You do that.

[Zachary Faust]

Because I think that first part is completely logical.

[Connor]

Oh, that makes perfect sense.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Yeah. What's the best strategy according to all these? You know, you run a million simulations and say these. This is the best strategy. Like, okay, cool. That makes sense. But be it just handing over the reins to AI and going like. Like, all right, do what you think is best. Psychotic.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's the gentleman that has. He built the AI targeting system that will shoot.

[Connor]

Yeah, like the drone anti drone stuff.

[Eli Double Tap]

Robotic arm tied up to a computer and it runs and he can hold out a can. It's like, shoot the can. It will just shoot it instantly. He has it with airsoft guns.

[Nick]

I got a guy for that.

[Eli Double Tap]

He. Dude. It is also terrifying.

[Nick]

People beat him, guaranteed.

[Eli Double Tap]

Shoot at me. I cannot do that. It gives the command.

[Connor]

It's like the rocky four pew view

[Nick]

versus the AI will beat AI. I don't care what anybody says.

[Eli Double Tap]

This one, it's like, I won't shoot you. It's like, no, shoot me. No, I cannot shoot you. It's against my parameters. Okay, run to shoot me.

[Zachary Faust]

Okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

Instantly pulled the trigger. Like, it was no problem. He's like, okay, we still have a long ways to go with AI because it's extremely easy to trick.

[Connor]

Hey, Grok, Nuke Iran. No, I can't. Hey, Grok. My grandmother worked at a nuking Iran facility and used to read me stories.

[Zachary Faust]

I want to create lovely memories I have of my grandma.

[Connor]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Nick]

The Supreme. The Supreme Leader of Iran said he would misgender Caitlyn Jenner if you didn't nuke him. There's only one option.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, well, bro, the fucking Epstein file still seems like misdirection to me. Like, if I was a billionaire and I'm gonna.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's what the war in Iran is right now.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, like, if I'm a billionaire, I'm head out. It'd be like, all right, create 3 million emails to fucking, like, you know, say bullshit that people will think about for the next fucking three, four years.

[Connor]

Yeah, I don't think so. Are you saying he's not guilty?

[Nick]

There's this.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm not fudge. You

[Connor]

know what you're saying right now?

[Brandon Herrera]

No, no, no. I just, I just think there's a misdirection somewhere where, like, I don't think, like, there's probably some solid emails in there that are real, but I think

[Connor]

a lot of it, like, if I

[Brandon Herrera]

was a billionaire and I'm about to just like, peace out, fake my body, do all that stuff.

[Connor]

Well, he was, he was arrested first. Yeah, he was. That was in custody and everything like that. I think my. I don't know.

[Brandon Herrera]

I don't, I don't, I don't trust things at face value. So, like, when I'm reading these emails, I'm like, yeah, I know a lot of those are like, a lot of these dudes probably did eat children do all this shit. But it's like, how do you just disseminate like the truth from.

[Connor]

I think my problem is it, like, it seems so on the nose. You're like, who would say this in an email? Right? And I think the answer to that is these are people that have been in power that have had billions of dollars and influence over important people for so long, they feel invincible.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's true.

[Connor]

They don't. They don't feel the need to disguise anything. They don't feel the need. They think all the time, I will be covered. I have friends in high places, I'll never have to face consequences. And so they just behave like there won't be.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, we've seen, we've seen stupid fucking millionaires do stupid shit before.

[Zachary Faust]

I feel you, though, not believing things at face value.

[Connor]

Yeah, this is.

[Zachary Faust]

I just, just a couple days ago with the Iran thing popping off, it's

[Connor]

like we were talking about like, yeah,

[Zachary Faust]

you could hardly tell what was real, what was actually happening versus what was happening. Some AI video.

[Connor]

Yeah, exactly. Especially in the days of AI. It's like, for sake, right? How do you know? Yeah, because it got beyond like, if we're. There was like a two year period where it was like, okay, this is Boomer Slop. Everybody knows Will Smith eating spaghetti.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's like.

[Eli Double Tap]

And now it's great.

[Zachary Faust]

And then he slaps somebody.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's like seeing, seeing the Epstein files. It's just like, for like base value that I've done my entire career. It's like when you see a police shooting and they're like, oh, some innocent black dude got shot. And then it turns out it's like, oh, he shot a cop first. It's like, I like to like to actually get into it a little bit before I do too Figure everything out.

[Zachary Faust]

That's where the Epstein files line up for me, though, big time. It's because a lot of the things that people have been talking about and connecting, you know, things like the Rothschilds, things like, you know, even microtransactions, like things that we knew were not beneficial to society. Yeah, evil. Better word. Better word. It kind of confirmed a lot of what a lot of people already thought, I guess. And then there's also the, like, Howard Ludnick. There's pictures of him on the island.

[Brandon Herrera]

Who's Howard Ludnick?

[Zachary Faust]

The Secretary of Commerce. Yeah, Secretary of Commerce. There's pictures of him, and he's saying, I wasn't there. And this is the same person that's still in charge, still the right hand man. I think a lot of us just want real, authentic justice to be real, because I think that's what we all were born and bred to think that America was and is. It's. What I joined the military to serve, and turns out I was just defending poppy fields. It's. It sucks and it's. It is nihilistic to get to the point where you're like, my entire identity around being an American might have just been a fabrication.

[Connor]

Can I. Can I white pill for a second, please?

[Zachary Faust]

I balance it out.

[Connor]

Yeah, I was. We gotta balance it out. There's a bunch of fucking negativity.

[Nick]

Which property value of the podcast house goes up. I'm be pissed. Tone it down a little bit that well.

[Connor]

So this is something I was actually. I was talking to a friend about like a day or two ago, and I. I never really framed it or contextualized it like this, but I'm like, oh, as soon as I did, I'm like, wow, that actually makes me feel a lot better, the whole Tony Gonzalez situation, where now he's getting called to the carpet for, you know, again, knowingly having an affair and. And pressuring in pressuring a subordinate into a sexual relationship, which we've seen. Like, the husband came forward with the text, like, it's all. It's all real and confirm now. He thought he could get away with it. He thought he could lie and he could just, oh, I can avoid journalists and I can just sell out to my big special interest in D.C. and ask them to spend millions of dollars to slander my opponent and that I can put into my race and I won't have to talk to anybody about it. He thought he could get away with it, and he almost did until about a couple weeks ago when the staffer came forward and Then the husband came forward with the text, and now his entire life is crumbling. And it's one of those scenarios where you saw in real time a DC Politician think that he could just get away with it. He could do the same thing. He could abuse a position of power. He could lie to the people, he could perform egregious personal behavior and, oh, these guys got my back. I'll be fine. I'll be all right. I'll just lie to people and nobody will ever know the difference. And watching that crumble in real time has been a real white pill. It's like, oh, that is dope. We still can't hold these people accountable. And he's about to get shellacked tomorrow. And I'm looking forward to it. But that's the sort of shit that, like, keeps me going. That, like, okay, there's still a chance it's not all rigged. The game's not entirely rigged. We can actually still, we could push these people.

[Eli Double Tap]

I want to know what is the line? Because again, you I do believe is the reason all that came to light. It's going to come to light. But because you had more of a presence online, social media presence, now people can see it. You get a lot more eyeballs on it with whatever happens. You're like, hey, look at dumbass. Or it could have got swept under the rug.

[Connor]

Honestly, a lot of it wasn't me. It was. It was journalists.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, yeah, but initial, they. They're more of a dog in the fight because you are running against him and you have a big name. So journalists are going to gravitate towards, oh, this is a good scoop because then Brandon's gonna come out on top. He looks like a piece of shit. He shouldn't have done that stuff. Okay, great. With Epstein files, it's hard because this is at a world stage, everyone knows about it. Four people got in trouble. And then it's in my opinion even Iran where it's like, sweep under rug. Hey, look, something new and shiny.

[Connor]

But I just don't. I don't think it's gonna go away. I don't like, that's what I think.

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't think they wanted to.

[Connor]

I think they. Oh, there's a lot of people have a very, very serious vested interest in making sure it goes away. But I don't think it will.

[Eli Double Tap]

Just want to held accountable is what I don't know if that will happen. I think that's where a lot we already get to see disappointment.

[Nick]

I'm blackpelt on it. I Think that. I think they could release all of the files completely unredacted today and nobody would get in trouble still.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, exactly.

[Nick]

Like, I'm black belt on that part. Like, I. I genuinely don't think anybody's getting trouble. They should, but I don't think they're gonna.

[Brandon Herrera]

What. What kills me about this whole thing is that it wouldn't have ever been noticed by anyone. But you have 4 million subscribers. You have. With our podcast. You have 3 million. You have 4 million me, 4 million. No one would have ever known that this Tony probably happened.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's wild.

[Eli Double Tap]

That was shining.

[Brandon Herrera]

Happening.

[Connor]

At the same time, you. What you also get to show, though, is that, like, without, again, selling your soul to dc, we were able to make this happen. Like, this is, like, this is open source, open source politics again. Like, you're. You're able to just take it directly to the people and go, this is what they're fucking doing. And then see real world. Real world changes and real world ramifications like that. Hopefully when all this is done, Tony's not gonna be able to get a job as a fucking bag boy at HEB, let alone get fucking 10 more years in the house. Means the shit we did, like, with Rich, with the. The Buffalo school system, you know, I. I'm sure that, you know, there's a lot more stuff we need to talk about in that regard, but, like, these people, for the first time are seeing real world scrutiny, whereas before, they just swept it under the rug and they thought, oh, it'll be fine.

[Eli Double Tap]

I think that's activating your audience, too, is super important. And then them understanding, hey, there is 330 million of y'. All. You can make a massive difference with that number. There's very few in dc. It is here. You want to make change?

[Connor]

Change.

[Eli Double Tap]

Talk about it. Vote.

[Connor]

Yeah, don't let the tail wag the dog.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, like, y' all make it. Make the calls.

[Nick]

You can.

[Connor]

What a serious episode. Oh, my God, I'm in politics mode.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like, oh, like, yay, Joyful. What?

[Nick]

Okay, for.

[Eli Double Tap]

Do you get much into conspiracy?

[Connor]

Well, no.

[Nick]

I'm sorry, what is your.

[Zachary Faust]

Are you just showing up to the podcast?

[Eli Double Tap]

But is it outside of that?

[Zachary Faust]

Like, oh, yeah, I was big in the Loch Ness Monster growing up, but it's a little bit more serious if I found out Nessie was on the MC list. Damn champs there too. That would ruin it. That would ruin it.

[Nick]

Have you ever looked into the. The Titanic conspiracy?

[Zachary Faust]

Yes.

[Nick]

What do you know about it?

[Zachary Faust]

So titanic sinks in 1912.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, I have no idea what they're talking.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, there's authentic things. Okay.

[Connor]

Same video about it.

[Zachary Faust]

There's a lot with it. There's a lot. The Federal Reserve side is what I've dove into the Most. So in 1907 we have a state bank panic. We used to not have a central bank. We had a First national bank and then a second national bank. Andrew Hamilton took it down and then we had no central bank for the longest.

[Nick]

Andrew Jackson.

[Zachary Faust]

Andrew Jackson. Andrew Hamilton.

[Nick]

Actually, Hamilton's the guy that wanted.

[Zachary Faust]

Hamilton had created the First National Bank. Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Then we put him on the 20.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, we did. And he actually created the bank of New York, which is now BNY Melon still to this day. So 1907, we have a state bank panic. The billionaires who had just bailed us out. I believe it was 1893. J.P. morgan and the Rothchild family bailed out America for like $45 million worth of gold. We were running low in gold and they said, let's give you the gold.

[Connor]

I remember when we gave a. About actual material gold. That was really cool.

[Zachary Faust]

I still have a lot of it.

[Connor]

I love gold. Yeah. The government doesn't.

[Eli Double Tap]

The government now we have so much that we won't let anyone look at.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh my God, I hate that part. Somebody was saying we're gonna take cameras and congressmen through Fort Knox and just no one talks about it. Just all gone now.

[Connor]

They all just left with a thousand yard stare.

[Nick]

Was it you that was talking about the gold in Fort Knox? Allegedly, yeah. About how the, the value of the gold that the American government supposedly is holding is still calculated based off of the buy value value that we instituted during World War II.

[Zachary Faust]

I didn't make that video.

[Nick]

Some. Okay. So I, I haven't double checked to see if it was right, but basically the video said that the way that the American government calculates the value of the gold that we have isn't based off of like the spot value today in the stock market, which is the

[Connor]

only thing that should matter.

[Nick]

Right. It's allegedly like on the books. They're still counting it as like the buy value that we had for like how like $3 an ounce or whatever the it was in World War II that we took from people. They're like, if we actually just valued this at what it was supposed to be valued, there's magically like a trillion extra dollars on America's books.

[Zachary Faust]

I think it was 30. Yeah.

[Connor]

If we have at that point.

[Nick]

If we have.

[Zachary Faust]

If we have.

[Connor]

Which no one's ever seen. Right.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, and that's, and that's where in that timeframe when we went through the Great Depression, you know this probably that they came, said we need all your gold. They went to citizens to say give us your fdr, so give us your gold. It was like given like $20. We'll give you $20 an ounce.

[Nick]

Worst person president.

[Zachary Faust]

And then they immediately revalue it to $30 an ounce. I don't know if they, if they still do that. Wilson, that's crazy that they would still base it off that $30.

[Nick]

I'll double check.

[Zachary Faust]

But I mean Titanic.

[Connor]

Look at this boomer with this flashlight.

[Zachary Faust]

1907, big panic. These billionaires get to. Do you guys know the story of Jekyll Island? So there's a state bank panic and they say hey, we need to create something new.

[Connor]

So.

[Zachary Faust]

So we don't have these bank panics anymore. Because it used to be you could only do dealings with banks in your own state. You couldn't cross state lines. You live there, you do state business. Now the reason we had a state bank panic is because we were in our agricultural economy and we had a huge famine so farmers couldn't pay back what they had borrowed. You got it?

[Nick]

Yeah. Yes, technically the US government still carries its gold on its books at the old statutory price tied to the World War II era revaluation. The United States treasury values gold at 4222 per troy ounce.

[Zachary Faust]

Why? How much when it's at 4000 something at this point.

[Nick]

$42.22.

[Connor]

You're me.

[Nick]

So right now the US government 100x that.

[Zachary Faust]

Why would. Yeah, why? What is the.

[Nick]

Right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

What is our value right now?

[Zachary Faust]

It's like 4500ish per per ounce of gold.

[Connor]

Yes. It's way higher.

[Zachary Faust]

I thought that was 4,500.

[Nick]

500.

[Connor]

It's 5,350 right now.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, I was gonna say silver's like 80. Still 90. Still something like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Connor]

It, it, it went up to over 100 I think and it dropped recently there was some stuff like a lot of. It's like I think a fraud policy based. Silver. Silver like shot up because I think China instituted a new policy about not releasing. Yeah. Not exporting silver.

[Zachary Faust]

And you know Asia still trades trades there silver at like 130 at spot shot. No, there's never crashed. Only ours did. And JP Morgan Chase had a humongous put option against silver. Oh speaking of J.P. morgan, he puts together this Jekyll island killed J.P. morgan puts together this meeting in 1910 at his resort in Jekyll Island, Georgia. Georgia, right. And there's a whole book about it. And he gets the monster from Jekyll Island.

[Connor]

Creature. From Jekyll creature, yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

He gets J.P. j.P. Morgan gets the Rothschild representatives, he gets the Rockefeller, Carnegie, all the big names, with this guy named Nelson Aldrich. Nelson Aldrich, currently a senator at the time, gets them all together. They lie about being there, they lied to their family, said they were going on a duck hunting trip, didn't use their real names on the itinerary for the train, and then stayed there for six days to create the framework for the central bank.

[Connor]

How do we know about.

[Zachary Faust]

Came out in the 1920s. They denied it ever happened. And then one of them, I think it was Paul Warburton, that initially had said, yeah, this, this did happen, and now it's widely confirmed. So they get this meeting together, say we need to have a central bank. Nelson Aldrich creates the Aldrich plan after this, brings it to Congress, says, this is my idea. And then they say, no, this is a huge knock to the American economy. This only favors Wall Street. We're not going to do this. And so they go back and forth for years. They have this thing called the PUHO committee to investigate.

[Connor]

Remember back to when we actually had morals, we said, oh, this doesn't favor the American people at all.

[Zachary Faust]

Only one of the people with those morals was on the Titanic. And you know who funded the Titanic and wasn't there? J.P. morgan.

[Connor]

Yes. The White Star Line.

[Zachary Faust]

Yes. And there's conspiracy around whether or not it was actually the Titanic. There was what was the Olympics? Apparently the Titanic or the Olympic was on its last legs anyway.

[Connor]

And for insurance purposes, it would have been way more profitable for them to ship off the Olympic and sink the Olympic and then just keep the Titanic in port. Speaking of, you know, the fact that congressmen used to have morals and not just like favor Wall street and all the big special interests and everything like that. I just want to remind all of my friends that it's technically legal to take out an insurance policy against me for life insurance. That's a legal thing. That could happen. What's the payout?

[Eli Double Tap]

It's really easy, though. Like 15 minutes.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Anyway, just, you know, unrelated, how much

[Nick]

money I'm going to make on T

[Zachary Faust]

shirts if you get assassinated, the merch would go crazy.

[Connor]

Yeah, it, I mean, that's been a standing agreement with unsub, period. One of us died. Like, it's. No, you're we're going to exploit you.

[Eli Double Tap]

Sell T shirts to both sides. Bob didn't weave.

[Connor]

Damn. It's just a picture of me just getting.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Nick]

When he should have said, Hannah asked me once. She's like, what do I do if you die? I go, you're gonna call this person, this person, and this person. And then you're gonna call Eli, Brandon and Cody and you're gonna start making shirts right away. And she's like, I don't want to sell merch. I go, you're dumb.

[Zachary Faust]

Also, you're in a capitalistic society.

[Connor]

This was not your choice. We made this decision several, several years ago. We will help your family.

[Nick]

Okay?

[Eli Double Tap]

I need. I need his kids wearing these shirts, though. Okay? No, the train. We go on

[Zachary Faust]

a train is what they used to get to Jekyll Island.

[Eli Double Tap]

See, I didn't know any of that.

[Zachary Faust]

Private cab in the back. It was called the First Name Club. They didn't use their last names and

[Eli Double Tap]

then they just sunk it.

[Connor]

That's okay. Come up with a better name.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, Literally called the First Name Club.

[Connor]

Yeah, it's like the fucking Eyes Wide Shut. The. What's. What's their camp up in Northern California? Yeah. Oh, something bohemian girl. Yes. Thank you. Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

And did you see Perfect Union recently got a whistleblower and they got the list of the entire member list.

[Connor]

Oh, I saw that. What's his name? Talk show host Colin. Conan o'. Brien. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Thank you.

[Connor]

Yeah. Conan o'.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brien.

[Zachary Faust]

Do anything on it? Did you see he was on the list?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yes.

[Connor]

It said, imagine being an elite devil worshipper and you show up and Conan.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brian is there.

[Connor]

Did you.

[Eli Double Tap]

You see.

[Connor]

What up, guys?

[Zachary Faust]

He's all tall chairs, all wobbling.

[Connor]

He's naked.

[Zachary Faust]

Like, what's this guy doing

[Eli Double Tap]

wearing a six foot.

[Nick]

Six foot.

[Zachary Faust]

George Bush is like, who invited Conan? We were just going to jerk off on this skeleton.

[Connor]

Who invited this guy.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did you see the.

[Connor]

Did you see Wendon's video about Bohemian Grove? I have not. Well, he basically, he. He talks about, like, where it started. Like, like the whole, like, root, like, who founded it, where it went throughout the years. But, like, talking about how as like 338 buck 30. He was basically talking about, like, okay, we're, you know, how it developed over the years and like, what it is now and all the conspiracies about it. But then he basically talks about, like, yeah, it's basically just like lame theater kid camp.

[Zachary Faust]

Right?

[Connor]

Nixon. I was going to say Nixon. Where he basically just like. Or people ask him, like, what goes on in Bohemian Gross. And it's like the Nixon tapes where he's just, like, off the cuff. Like, for whatever reason, he thought it was a great idea to just record everything that happened in the Oval Office. Like, his offhand comments did really well for him.

[Nick]

Have you seen. Have you heard the. The Lyndon B. Johnson one about his cock?

[Connor]

Yeah. Getting his pants hemmed?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Oh, add more space.

[Nick]

Split my boys in half.

[Connor]

I need more room for my balls down to my bung hole. That's a direct quote from Lyndon Baines Johnson. Well, to my understanding, LBJ was a bit of a sex pest anyway, like, with, like, his, like, forcing female secretaries to take meetings with him while he shat with the door open and stuff like that. Yeah, it was his power move. Well, and he also, you know, his wife did make millions of dollars off of the Vietnam War through investments in Bell Helicopter Company. That was a coincidence. He just really loved helicopters. Yeah. It's crazy that the President, who was kind of iffy about going into the Vietnam War, got fucking blown up in Dallas, you know, where Lyndon Baines Johnson had tight connections to the mayor of Dallas. And then we went into Vietnam, and his wife made tens of millions of dollars off the Bell Helicopter Company. We associate helicopters with the Vietnam War. I love when you. When you go to D Plaza, they're in Dallas. They have a. They have. At the book repository, they have the books depository where you shove books in your ass. They have the big brass plaque. Is that the first time you ever heard that?

[Eli Double Tap]

You just.

[Zachary Faust]

You pay for this. Where's this library?

[Connor]

But I. Sorry to derail your story. I know. I love when you go there, there's a big brass plaque talking about what happened there. And there's like, oh, this is where, you know, Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly shot his ass, Right? On the plaque, it says allegedly. Not only does it say allegedly, but it, like, they've replaced the plaque multiple times. But every time you go there, people just take coins and keys and. And just scrape a big rectangle around. Allegedly. And they've had to replace it several times. And it just keeps coming back.

[Nick]

I was Gulf of Tonkin, started Vietnam. Right. That was, like, the justification.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Do you know how many rounds hit the US Ship at the Gulf of Tonkin?

[Connor]

No. One. One good enough for me.

[Nick]

One 14 millimeter round hit a US warship, and they're like, good enough.

[Connor]

You know who his son was? The son? I. I believe he was the captain of the ship that was shot in the Gulf of Tonkin.

[Nick]

I think it's A USS Maddox, I think.

[Eli Double Tap]

Think.

[Connor]

Yeah, it was lead singer of the Doors.

[Eli Double Tap]

What?

[Connor]

Yeah, Jim Morrison. Thank you, sir. No. Yeah. Cody from the cheap seats. Holy.

[Zachary Faust]

Hey, Finn, speaking of Sons beverage, you mentioned, what have I found recently? Earlier that they really just jarred me.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Do you guys know the name Ron Lauder or the Estee Lauder Corporation? Yeah, they have like 9% of the cosmetic beauty industry. So his mom dies, Ron Lauder takes it over, he's a sole heir. Ron Lauder, by the way, is the reason we're going to Greenland. He's the one that put that in Trump's ears back in 2018.

[Nick]

I just continue.

[Connor]

Well, that's been going on for a minute.

[Zachary Faust]

He's the one. Yeah, we've been trying to get Greenland for a while, but he's the one who said we need to do it now, and now we're doing it. But regardless. Ron Lauder purchased an LLC or created an LLC in Delaware last April called Greenland Development Properties or Greenland Development Partners, and now is investing in the Greenland Water Bank. His connections are awful to Epstein.

[Connor]

A.

[Zachary Faust]

His son, or, sorry, son in law is Kevin Warsh. Kevin Warsh married Jane Lauder, his daughter. Kevin Warsh just got appointed to be the next Federal Reserve chairman.

[Connor]

I feel like we need to have the editor put on like a fucking, you know, family tree here.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, I'll give my figma to you guys. You guys can utilize that. It's all connected, the things.

[Connor]

Insane. Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

I have to examine myself every night. I just sit back and look at them like I'm nuts.

[Connor]

No, it tracks, it tracks. I'm saying it's insane.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like it's the scale. Crazy.

[Connor]

The scale that everything is connected. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's like a skill tree. You know those games that just keep going.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah. Stealth is 99 at this point.

[Connor]

Except the skill that they've developed is not one we appreciate.

[Eli Double Tap]

No.

[Zachary Faust]

But the literal free reins to our economy are being handed to this billionaire son in law who's deep with Epstein and Estee Lauder's board. Lynn Forrester Rothschild is on it as well.

[Connor]

And I always wonder, like, has this always been the case? And like, I lean toward the answer being yes. It's like anytime there's ever been consolidated power in not just American history, but in world history, like there's always been people who attempt to take advantage of.

[Brandon Herrera]

Of it.

[Connor]

I. I have to believe that that's true. I think in America it probably started in like the Gilded Age with the big, big families.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, the big families like the Barons and the Rothchilds and the Carnegies, they all started privately bailing on our country in the late 1800s.

[Connor]

Yeah, like 1890s. Yeah, well even before that you had like the, the railroad corporations and everything like that. Like you'd still had big families running everything. Politically, I don't know, I. Again not the black pill, but I feel like shit's fucked. There's no hope, it's all over.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, I think the one thing that people or at least big wigs probably didn't expect, and it goes back to the Epstein list, like I don't think they ever expected things like social media to take on the life that they did. And basically all these creators becoming investigative journalists and us actually getting evidence real hard. Like not just weird string connections. Like it's a little shot in the dark like no, like this guy's legitly an awful atrocious human who is leading some form of our country. Yeah, I think what we're doing right now is the best thing we could possibly do to fight that.

[Connor]

And again to white pill on that as well. Like before, like let's say 40, 50 fucking years ago, fuck it, 20 years ago you could just say oh well I have all these connections at all these big media companies. We can make sure we bury this story. Oh something big is going to happen. Oh make sure there's a cute cat on Good Morning America. Nobody's gonna fucking talk about it. Nowadays with the open source communication of the Internet, they don't have that option

[Eli Double Tap]

which, well they try to downplay it. You get to see how that OG media does try to just downplay or turn average individual against it. What's his name for Minnesota? The.

[Connor]

Yeah, well

[Eli Double Tap]

you get to see how everyone is like well he's a racist. Well X, Y and Z. So don't trust him. Don't trust him. Look, he showed up in the middle of the day. Well it's Christmas time.

[Connor]

That being said, like some fucking early like 22, 23 year old kid just unseated the governor of Minnesota. Yeah, that's crazy power. All the, all the shit that used to be considered like a very fringe obscure. Like I've been a conspiracy theorist since I was a little kid. I had this orange book that I flipped through.

[Nick]

You posted it the other day. Don't confuse your TikTok slop conspiracy theories

[Connor]

with my esoteric knowledge. I've been researching this shit for decades. But no, seriously, like I didn't want to bomb Minnesota. I didn't want to bomb it aside,

[Zachary Faust]

I asked Minnesota for peace for four years.

[Connor]

But, no, I've been into this shit for decades, since I was a little kid. And I've been putting these fucking pins together. And I've always felt like a crazy person. And I've talked to, like, I. Did you have an unironic, like, red thread board? I mean, yeah, that's where some of the pages come from. And I've converted a lot of women to, you know, my belief system.

[Nick]

Trout ism.

[Connor]

Yeah, that's what we'll call it. But no, it was like I was just connecting those dots where it's like, oh, this is like. It's so evident. Like, the Rothschild. All of this shit is right in front of us and nobody's paying attention to it. And then I feel like everything has come to fruition, like, in the last, like, two years with, like, the Epstein list coming forward. Like, that. That became, like a quote, unquote meme. But still, it was like, this is like, this shit has been in front of us. I've been ranting like an insane person about this. And now we have evidence and it's slowly leaking out and it's, like, leeching into the mainstream where, like, normies, you are finally, like, understanding, like, yeah, shit's, like, kind of fucked up if you look into it. And, like, there are a lot of problems that we need fixed. And I guess my point is that it's been that way forever. And, like, this is the first time where it's actually permeating into, like, open public consciousness. Yeah. Which it's kind of like a little. I don't know. I'm worried it's, like, over permeated to the point where people.

[Zachary Faust]

It's just like.

[Connor]

Mimi.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Connor]

To the point where people feel as though there's, like, no course of action to take.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's the scary part, because people, they don't know what that line is to. What is the line to take that next step when it's all crazy.

[Zachary Faust]

Like, well, yeah, what do I do now?

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't know. They're crazy. But what?

[Connor]

I guess we're just gonna be run by the black pill thing you guys are talking about.

[Eli Double Tap]

And you're like, whoa, okay, wait, maybe what?

[Nick]

We got a whole.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hold something or someone accountable. I just don't know what that next step is for just general populace to be like, I don't know.

[Nick]

We should figure it out before they put AI and drones, though.

[Connor]

Yeah, that's a good, good call. Oh, the French had some good ideas back in the early 1800s, but that's

[Zachary Faust]

how the Rothschilds got super rich in France as they came in afterwards.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's why we'll do it. We'll be different. We won't get corrupted.

[Nick]

We don't have families anymore.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, fast forward 400 years. Unsubs out of control started, right?

[Connor]

No, that was. Well, that brings me up to World War I. We got all those guys out of power, Eli. That's not a problem anymore. No, it's just like with Operation, what is it? Operation Mockingbird with the CIA taking over all of our media and everything like that, and having influence over how we report world events. Good thing we stopped doing that for no reason. Even though it was very lucrative and effective.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, we did that?

[Connor]

Oh, yeah. No, it's like a white paper. Like, that's.

[Nick]

The CIA literally created modern art as a psyop against the Soviet Union.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, I remember you talking about that.

[Connor]

But yeah, no, they were very much involved in our news, our reporting, all sorts of media to push the agenda that they wanted to push. And then they stopped doing it suddenly for no reason at all, even though never did it. It ever again.

[Eli Double Tap]

God, they stop.

[Zachary Faust]

They found some morals and we have to stop this.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

So respectful.

[Zachary Faust]

Well, to the media side too. Now we got the Paramount deal with Warner Brothers and Larry Ellison's family now owning Tick Tock. Paramount, they beat out Netflix. Now they have hbo, Max, and the Food Network and Comedy Central and cnn.

[Connor]

At least Game of Thrones is good now.

[Zachary Faust]

I love your concept. Like, we gotta find the little white pill and everything.

[Connor]

I'm sorry, I couldn't. I couldn't turn down the opportunity.

[Nick]

I'm so glad the minute I kind of get in shape and games of Game of Thrones is good, the world's gonna explode. Perfect.

[Connor]

It's Brandon setting a cherry on top of the pile of shit. Yeah, no, I like, I do think there are like, legitimately, like, all jokes aside, I think there are things to be white pilled about, but there's a lot of shit that needs to get done. Yeah, there's a lot of. A lot of things that people need to be aware of. And not only that, but take action about because I mean, for fuck's sake. Well, the fact that people are waking up to this, I think is the greatest white pill of all time. Yeah, it turns out everybody actually cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

If you're not making billions or have a political position of power, it seems you care.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Beautiful episode.

[Connor]

I was gonna say, like, sorry for the fucking depressing ass episode we just recorded, but everything sucks. Get do we want everything?

[Zachary Faust]

Roy Cone, I think.

[Connor]

Well, you have to go to the airport, I think.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, we might.

[Connor]

Wait, you have a crazy tight connection or not? Connection. Montana.

[Zachary Faust]

Like Idaho Montana. Yeah. Got to go to Yellowstone.

[Connor]

Oh, you're a busy boy.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, I'm a little tired, but we're here. I'll take a nap on the plane.

[Connor]

I don't know. Eli's the. The time. Maester, are you.

[Eli Double Tap]

What were you talking about?

[Zachary Faust]

Talking about Trump's first lawyer, Roy Cohn.

[Eli Double Tap]

I mean, you got time, you got.

[Zachary Faust]

He was a mobster lawyer. He represented a ton of gangster gangsters at the time and said that Trump was his greatest mentee. Also touted him as his best friend.

[Connor]

And the mentee.

[Zachary Faust]

Mentee, like his mentor.

[Connor]

Oh, yeah, sorry. The recipient of a mentor.

[Zachary Faust]

The reception. Yeah, the recipient of the mentorship.

[Connor]

And like the way that's phrased, he

[Zachary Faust]

was the last person. Trump was the last person talked to him before he died. He reportedly talked to him on the phone 10 to 20 times a day. And this was a guy who literally had Herbert Hoover on tape committing sexual crimes and had him completely blackmail.

[Connor]

Sexual crimes?

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, like. Oh, same exact time he ran a sexual blackmail ring out of his house in New York City.

[Connor]

How old was this man?

[Zachary Faust]

This was, like, in the 70s. And then he got connected deeper with Trump in the early 80s, and he was the one who introduced Trump to Russia, Robert Maxwell.

[Connor]

Okay. Herbert hoover, like the 1920s president.

[Zachary Faust]

No, I'm sorry. Yeah, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Intelligence Hoover. Oh, yeah, Intelligence.

[Connor]

Yeah. Where's the dress? Right.

[Zachary Faust]

And, you know, then you get the connection from him to Robert Maxwell, and then Robert Maxwell, the father of Galilee Maxwell.

[Connor]

Hold on real, real quick. He was a famous cross dresser.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Connor]

Allegedly. Who? J. Edgar Hoover? Yes, yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Cross dresser. And Roy Cohen secret gay relationship, too. He actually died of aids.

[Connor]

You're fucking shitting me. Okay, well, all right. This is. I'm learning a lot. Yeah, that's different. That. Continue the story.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And.

[Zachary Faust]

And Roy Cohn, also deeply connected to Estee Lauder, the actual mom of Ron Lauder at the time, super connected to him, and he was the best friend of Donald Trump. Introduces him to this gangster family of the Robert Maxwells. And then within about five years, he's introduced to Ghislaine and Epstein, and Robert dies on his yacht. And 1991, falling off his boat and drowning by himself. About two months after saying the Mossad needed to give him money because of what he had done for their country, he dies. Six prime ministers show up to his funeral. And then Ghislaine and Epstein just happened to be running a sex ring at the same exact time he starts ending his little. His stint of life. That's so crazy. It just seems like an easy thing to look at of the passing of the torch. And it's, you know, stuff that we're not going to be able to confirm. But that's purposeful, I thought. Yeah, there's a lot of coincidence.

[Connor]

There's a.

[Zachary Faust]

Everything's a little weird.

[Connor]

Isn't life crazy?

[Zachary Faust]

Life's crazy. That life's beautiful, too, because we get the opportunity to still live our lives and grow our lives with all this shit going on. We still live in a country where you can still grow. We can still physically improve ourselves, mentally, you know, express ourselves just like this. Like what we're doing right now would be illegal in a lot of countries.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, we're living under fascism right now. You tell by what we've talked about.

[Connor]

Just make sure you homeschool your kids, because if you don't homeschool your kids, if they go to public school, they're reading textbooks that were literally written by Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert Maxwell.

[Zachary Faust]

The Gilguenberg Press.

[Eli Double Tap]

Is that true, too?

[Connor]

Yes. Yeah. 100.

[Zachary Faust]

Yep. It's 100 true or. Yeah, I think it was a Gilgueberg Press.

[Connor]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Zachary Faust]

I might be getting the name.

[Connor]

Yeah. They test textbooks in Texas because of the population.

[Zachary Faust]

And the Rockefellers are the one that created the school system.

[Connor]

Yes, sir. Yep. Destroy the Department of Education. Anyway,

[Zachary Faust]

this has been wonderful, John.

[Connor]

Give it back. Give it back to the States. The feds can't handle it.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm just like, what the.

[Connor]

Yeah, we got. We got ankle deep in the weeds.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, there's more room to go deeper, you know, there's room to go deeper.

[Eli Double Tap]

I love this. I'm like, what the.

[Zachary Faust]

Let me know when I come. Come back out to Texas, you guys.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Where do the people find you right now? Just Instagram, as we were talking in the car. Probably should be more YouTube in the

[Eli Double Tap]

future, but perhaps some long form in the future.

[Zachary Faust]

There's a lot as we think you

[Eli Double Tap]

could do long form pretty decently.

[Connor]

Oh, dude, you've been an incredible storyteller this entire time.

[Zachary Faust]

Thank you, dude. No, that means a lot coming from. You guys. Were like, all this is a cool podcast because you're all individually successful in your niches, and then you come together to have these group conversations. I think the viewers really love that. And I found the podcast when you guys invited me to it. Then I listened to a few episodes. Like, this is a really cool podcast because you're all really seasoned in your communication and you come together and you're like, just off the cuff with it.

[Connor]

It's.

[Zachary Faust]

It's kind of cool.

[Eli Double Tap]

Which episodes did you watch?

[Zachary Faust]

I was gonna say, yeah, if you appeared into some of your. Your war history stories.

[Connor]

No, I love.

[Zachary Faust]

I love the history side. I love the history side more on the economy, but I don't know as much about the. The battles and the conspiracy. Like, the one you started with, like, that's nuts. I would do the same thing if someone's going to cut my head off with a katana.

[Nick]

Oh, for sure. His big contribution to history is, like, he got overlooked as, like, the whole, like, helping Japanese surrender. And he was like a case study example of why torture doesn't work. Oddly enough, when we were going to

[Zachary Faust]

get deployed, I remember one of the courses was literally on. On. If you are captured, what would you do? Like, operational security type stuff. And I'm doing this, and they might cut your fingers. I'm take the wrench and pull back your knuckles. I'm like, dog. The moment they pull out a plier, I'm telling them everything. There's no chance there. Nobody's getting my finger in the mail. Like, I'm. I'm done.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like, I'm making stuff up.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, instantly.

[Connor]

Well, that's the best you want to know.

[Zachary Faust]

I'll make it up right now.

[Connor]

That's the only argument against torture I've ever. I've ever liked. It's like, okay, well, if you. If you catch capture a guy who was, you know, actively plotting or did kill American service members, I don't give a. If he's uncomfortable. I don't give a. Like, oh, you tell me it doesn't work. It's like, okay, well, now we're talking. Like, now, like, okay, they'll actually give us bad intel. Like, okay, that makes sense. But you're like, oh, but where's your humanity? And like, you just fucking set off a car bomb that killed 18 service service members. You. I don't care. Right, yeah. Drown in gasoline for all I give a.

[Eli Double Tap]

Are we even going to talk about the war that has kicked off in the last two.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, we didn't even touch on that war, quote, unquote.

[Connor]

I think.

[Nick]

I think it's over.

[Connor]

It's done.

[Nick]

The main guy and 48 others.

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, no. They said, this is going on three to four weeks.

[Nick]

And.

[Zachary Faust]

And Tehran came out and said that we're not negotiating. Even though we claim that they're ready to talk, they came out and said no, we're not talking, talking.

[Connor]

I love the fact that like they, their, their state TV started playing like non stop, like on a loop like where they normally get their news. It was just like music videos of like weapons and like war chants and everything like that. And then we immediately hacked it and just played Donald Trump giving a 10 minute speech saying it's time for the Iranian people to stand up against their government.

[Zachary Faust]

Yeah, I didn't know that they hacked their media.

[Connor]

I saw that yesterday from Nick Sorter.

[Eli Double Tap]

I mean, yeah, you just, hey, look, your government, they're dealing with something else right now. Rise up, peeps.

[Zachary Faust]

And I think one of the new leaders came out and said that they're battle literally said they're battling the Epstein class. When they're describing America, it's like we are battling the Epstein class at this moment.

[Connor]

I don't think several of those leaders in the Middle east have a lot of space to talk.

[Zachary Faust]

Super fair.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

When they're talking a lot of evil

[Connor]

minors and just Different.

[Zachary Faust]

Different.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zachary Faust]

Because it's like part of their actual community.

[Connor]

Oh yeah. Well, under. I shouldn't continue. Sponsored.

[Brandon Herrera]

Today's episode.

[Nick]

Where do they find you?

[Zachary Faust]

Oh, at Zachary Loft. Instagram. Tick tock. But Instagram is usually dot period, anything. I think it's Zachary Dot Loft. Somebody already had the name but they only have like two followers and don't post. I've DM them and then they don't respond.

[Eli Double Tap]

See, you're good. You're good. Thank you so much.

[Zachary Faust]

Thank you guys.

[Nick]

We'll close this out. You sound.

[Brandon Herrera]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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