The Fat Electrician's SECOND Binder? | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 228

Summary

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Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 228: "The Fat Electrician's SECOND Binder?"

Podcast: Unsubscribe Podcast
Date: September 1, 2025
Hosts: Eli Doubletap (The Fat Electrician), Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, Cody
Special Guest Appearances: Connor “Trout”, Admin/Administrative Results

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Episode Overview

This raucous, two-hour hangout features the full Unsubscribe Podcast crew together in-person for the first time in a while, prepping for upcoming live shows, updating each other on personal and business adventures, and diving into a wide range of comedic stories. True to their roots, nothing is off-limits—tour chaos, YouTube burnout, robots that can rip your dick off, and at least three stories involving Cody’s “social terrorist” dad.

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Table of Contents

1. Live Show Prep & Touring Life — [01:02–11:55]
2. Binder, Politics & Tony Gonzalez Roasts — [12:19–14:45]
3. Story Time, Audience Interaction & Donkey Magic — [14:29–16:55]
4. The YouTube Hustle: Streaming, Burnout, and Content Licensing — [31:35–44:20]
5. Nostalgia, Childhood Poverty & Parental Antics — [62:36–66:33]
6. Bomb Robots, Bachelor Pads & Adult Toys — [88:59–96:22]
7. Notable Quotes
8. Memorable Moments & Running Gags

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Live Show Prep & Touring Life [01:02–11:55]

• Tour Success & Second Show Announcement:
  The gang celebrates the success of their tour—second show added in Des Moines, bigger venues, and excitement for interacting with their fanbase in-person.
  • Brandon: “We went from our warm up small show to our largest main show.” [01:30]
• Behind-the-Scenes Tour Mayhem:
  The hosts share what fans never see: the exhaustion, the repetitive travel, and the “table-throwing” mishaps in Buffalo.
  • Eli: “I threw Rich through a table left handed...I tore my peck... then three months later, drunk at a live show, Rich pulls out a table.” [05:26–05:55]
• VIP Meet & Greets:
  In-depth on why they’re shifting from 100-person VIPs to a more manageable 25, for actual conversation rather than “speed-dating the audience.”
  • Eli: “I’ve got 60 minutes to meet 100 people and you paid a lot of money. But also, there’s 97 more behind you.” [11:17]

Binder, Politics & Tony Gonzalez Roasts [12:19–14:45]

• The “Second Binder” Meme:
  Fans riffing on political news spawn the running “a second binder has hit the algorithm” meme, referencing Donut Operator’s roast of political figure Tony Gonzalez.
  • Donut: “Are we getting another binder?” [12:39]
  • Eli: “Tony Gonzalez looks like Patrick Starr fucked a blobfish.” [13:31]
  • Timestamped Callback: fans, memes, and politics are all fair game.

Story Time, Audience Interaction & Donkey Magic [14:29–16:55]

• Preparing Stories for Live Shows:
  The hosts discuss letting the audience pick the story; “Zach’s donkey story” is legendary and will likely remain a staple.
  • Cody: “Zach’s donkey story hit every single time we did it.” [14:45]
• Meta Humor:
  The meta dynamic of “figuring it out as we go” and why fans should always come to the last show in a tour leg—since that’s when the hosts hit their stride.

The YouTube Hustle: Streaming, Burnout, and Content Licensing [31:35–44:20]

• Bodycam Burnout and Streaming Pivot:
  Donut debates giving up his main channel after 1,000+ police shooting breakdowns; finds streaming more fulfilling and less traumatic.
  • Donut: "It's bad for my mental health... I just don't want to do body cam footage anymore.” [32:01]
• Evolving Content, New Income Streams:
  Discussion on content licensing—Samsung TV buys Cody's backlog, companies offering to "clip" old videos, and AI companies seeking training data.
  • Cody: “Samsung TV just bought my content...They gave me a good price for it, and I was like, fucking school. Take it.” [43:29]
  • Eli: “Companies will buy your old content and chop it up into shorts... I think that's what Mr. Beast does.” [43:02]

Nostalgia, Childhood Poverty & Parental Antics [62:36–66:33]

• Sam’s Club Summers, Free Lunches, and Why They’re “Quirky”:
  Cody’s dad: a recurring legend, described as a “social terrorist”—wearing other people’s boots, collecting rare ammo, and sitting on Wendigoon at range day.
  • Cody: “We would go to Sam's Club and get the free samples and just eat the free samples all day long. That was our lunch during the summertime.” [62:56]
• Reflecting on Childhood Struggles:
  Going out to eat was a rare luxury; buying appetizers is now seen as a “sign of making it.”
  • Eli: “Making it to me was being able to buy appetizers.” [64:05]
• Generational Perspective:
  The hosts discuss how they juggle wanting their own kids to have “just enough” struggle to build character—Mexican boxing for Brandon’s kids, strategies for ensuring the next generation is still “funny.”

Bomb Robots, Bachelor Pads & Adult Toys [88:59–96:22]

• Cody’s Bomb Robot:
  In full “living childhood dreams” mode, Cody buys a surplus bomb robot for his adult toy collection (“R2 Fu”)—cue jokes about robot hand jobs and how much damage it could do.
  • Cody: “I found R2 Fu on eBay. He’s a military surplus bomb robot.” [89:28]
  • Eli: "You could technically rip somebody's dick off with this thing." [95:46]
• Bachelor Pad Antics & Decor:
  The guys roast Brandon's aggressively minimalist, weapon-filled bachelor pad. Is it a home, a gun museum, or a blank canvas for a future partner?
  • Eli: “Your house is the most aggressively single dude house I’ve ever been to...Enormous empty fridge, RPG in the corner...” [76:06]
• Social Dynamics & Group Living:
  Admin, Trout, and other friends filter in and out—many jokes at Trout's expense about sleeping, head size, and their group’s nomadic, sleep-deprived lifestyle.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Roasting Tony Gonzalez:
  “Tony Gonzalez looks like Patrick Starr fucked a blobfish.” — Eli [13:31] “You know the scene in the first X Men movie...they splice the guy’s DNA with a jellyfish? That’s what he looks like.” — Eli [13:45]

• Tour Exhaustion Summed Up:
  “We have two shows now in Des Moines… Oh God.” — Brandon [01:11]

• Meet & Greet Pressure:
  “I've got 60 minutes to meet a hundred people...The clock is ticking. It's very nerve wracking.” — Eli [11:17]

• Content Licensing Reality:
  “Samsung TV just bought my content...They gave me a good price for it.” — Cody [43:29]

• Reflections on Childhood:
  “Making it to me was being able to buy appetizers.” — Eli [64:05]
  “Life is a free sample.” — Brandon [63:23]

• Bachelor Life:
  “Your house is the most aggressively single dude house I’ve ever been to.” — Eli [76:06]

• Childhood Poorness:
  “We ate out three times in my entire childhood till I was 18.” — Brandon [63:22]

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Memorable Segments & Gags

• [05:26–05:55] — “Throwing Rich through a Table”: Eli’s left-handed table-throw story.
• [12:39–13:40] — “Second Binder Hits the Algorithm”/Tony Gonzalez Roast.
• [32:01–32:24] — Donut’s on-air existential crisis about content creation and police shooting fatigue.
• [62:36–66:33] — “Social Terrorist Dad” saga: Sitting on Wendigoon, Boots Caper, and Sam’s Club Summers.
• [89:28–96:22] — Bomb Robot Antics: Naming, capabilities, and the inevitable sex toy jokes.
• [76:06–78:42] — Describing and mocking Brandon’s hyper-minimalist, gun-filled bachelor house.
• [64:05–64:46] — “Appetizer Money” = Life achievement unlocked.
• [81:00–82:01] — Trout jokes about napping: “If I can’t see you, you’re sleeping.”

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General Tone & Group Chemistry

• Language & Vibe: Profane, fast-paced, inside-joke heavy, and peppered with audience-aware asides.
• Mutual Roasting: The group’s affection is often expressed by roasting, especially about physical quirks, childhood scars, and each other’s parents.
• Friendship & Mental Health: Occasional, genuine moments surface about mental health, the toll of Internet fame, and camaraderie.
• Audience as a Fifth Host: Constant recognition of fan feedback, memes, and the symbiotic relationship with those who attend shows or flood comment sections.

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Final Thoughts

This episode embodies everything Unsubscribe fans love—irreverent tour war stories, unfiltered banter, deep-dive nostalgia, meta-yet-sincere business talk, and a healthy disrespect for everything from politicians to YouTube thumbnail culture. If you want to know how touring with Internet gun guys actually feels, or why you shouldn’t mix pill and liquid Benadryl, this one’s got you covered.

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Listen for:

• A masterclass in group storytelling (table throws, social terrorist dads)
• Donut’s existential streamer crisis
• Roasts that cut deep (Tony Gonzalez, bachelor pads, head sizes)
• The real cost of “making it” on YouTube
• Proof that with the right crew, any story—no matter how chaotic—is gold

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Transcript

[Donut Operator]

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[Cody]

We went to Atlanta.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Sir, a second binder has hit the algorithm.

[Cody]

It's like girl boss, girl boss, girl boss.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

How big are their tits?

[Donut Operator]

I'm looking for the Lara Croft diamonds in the rough.

[Brandon Herrera]

And give me them triangles, baby.

[Cody]

Yeah, those are the good old days, the race wars.

[Brandon Herrera]

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. Donut.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

A dark joke disposition.

[Brandon Herrera]

And there's a fat electrician.

[Cody]

Welcome to Unsubscribe.

[Brandon Herrera]

Pops, really quick. Two things.

[Donut Operator]

Three.

[Brandon Herrera]

Three. Thanks. Maybe maybe four. Maybe four, but fast, y'.

[Cody]

All.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Holy shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

The ticket sells. Insane. Great news. Because of you, we added a second show in Des Moines. So come watch us. Oh, God. Oh God. We have two shows now in Des Moines, so tickets open. Back up San Antonio was sold out. And because y' all we know went.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

From this.

[Brandon Herrera]

The Empire to this, the Majestic. So our warm up small show went to our largest main show. We are so stoked and really cannot stress how excited we to see you all. And if you've been to one of these shows, you know how they are. They are a fucking blast. Can't wait. Go get your tickets now. Second, I joined the military because of Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater just came out. Hey, you're pretty good, Colonel. What's a Russian gunship doing here? I love Metal Gear, so I'm stoked.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

For the new shoes. Tiger stripe.

[Cody]

What's next?

[Brandon Herrera]

Arts then? And oh my God, the Fleckharn turned out so amazing. Oh, look at that. And every one of those have a little surprise to them. Third, amazing, amazing job so far with the fitness. I cannot stress it enough. Y' all are crushing it. And it's amazing to see the progress and the change that is happening and more importantly, the community that is coming.

[Donut Operator]

Together to help each other out.

[Brandon Herrera]

And if there's anyone swinging by just to see an update on Brandon or anything like that, I will just defer to his video because he is way more well spoken and he does a fantastic job explaining. Oh, okay, Back to the show. And again, thank you, thank you, each and every one of you.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Love, love, love, love, love.

[Brandon Herrera]

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[Donut Operator]

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[Cody]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Donut Operator]

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[Cody]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Cody]

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[Donut Operator]

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[Brandon Herrera]

Dude, Nick is taking this fitness challenge so serious. He's like, I drink water now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What do you want?

[Donut Operator]

Water.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Don't worry about what's in that.

[Donut Operator]

I was gonna say what's in the cup, Nick.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I want to see what's.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Don't worry about it.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm still counting my calories. Yeah, my macros are good.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Less calories than bush light.

[Brandon Herrera]

Can we close the blinds right there? And thank you.

[Donut Operator]

Eli's tism right out the gate.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was like, everyone looks off on light.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Eli cam.

[Donut Operator]

It's like you guys look less brown than normal. Something's wrong.

[Brandon Herrera]

I don't like this. Fix the light.

[Donut Operator]

Cody, would you like to kick us off?

[Cody]

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by the gang. I've got Eli, double tap fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. We have a gang podcast going on.

[Donut Operator]

First one in a while.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is true.

[Brandon Herrera]

This is like. This is going to be our prep before we go into the live shows.

[Cody]

Oh, is this. Oh, is this a trial run?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, this is the trial run.

[Cody]

Oh, sure, guys, if you don't know, we don't go into our live shows with any scripts. We just kind of wing it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, we figure this is.

[Cody]

This is figuring it out right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is us nonchalantly telling you the. The ass end of the tour is a lot better than the beginning.

[Brandon Herrera]

I hate how true. That's why we record the last one. That's actually. If you see which one. If we announce which one we're recording, perhaps Phoenix go to that one.

[Donut Operator]

Well, no. Well, we recorded in Boston, which was our biggest show, and then the one after that we knew was going to be a fun mulligan because it was Buffalo. So we knew Rich, that was gonna completely be different than any other live show. And boy was it.

[Brandon Herrera]

But we got some really good clips of everyone going through tables because that was a normal.

[Donut Operator]

I didn't know that was just a bottle.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I threw Rich through a table left handed. I know that was horrible because he. He hit me up like three months beforehand and was like, hey, do you think you can throw me through a table? I Was like, yes. And then I tore my peck. And then fast forward 3. Drunk at a live show in Buffalo. And Rich pulls out a table. And I vividly remember doing this. Two looks of confusion. Okay, not you guys. I look at you and you, you literally said, what the is going on? And I was like, oh, oh, I'm gonna have to throw Rich through a table left handed. All right. And I get up.

[Brandon Herrera]

It worked out.

[Cody]

Yeah. Jamie, bring it up. Show it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, there is.

[Cody]

I have video.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, yes.

[Brandon Herrera]

And then we have Brandon getting thrown through it.

[Donut Operator]

And you know, there were people in the comments that are like, Brandon doesn't even know how to get thrown through a table. I'm like, I'm sorry that for the brief time I was in college, I was actually studying and not figuring out how to get thrown through a fucking plastic folding table.

[Brandon Herrera]

Backyard wrestling and like the show you've learned live how to.

[Donut Operator]

You learn as you go.

[Brandon Herrera]

That table went like this.

[Donut Operator]

People were like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Actually, there was no breaking in the table.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Apparently that big table called you a bitch.

[Donut Operator]

Well, apparently it hurts more if you don't do it right. It's like instead of breaking the bottle, the bottle stays intact.

[Brandon Herrera]

And.

[Donut Operator]

I just remember waking up the next morning, I was like, oh, man. All right, let's, you know, take on the day. Go home. Oh, like, my back hurts.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did I. I woke up every morning like, there's so much alcohol. We have to fly now. Land. I take an hour nap. You guys explore. Or you get your shoes wet and go home.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is true.

[Brandon Herrera]

Socks. Socks wet.

[Donut Operator]

What?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Whatever it was.

[Cody]

What are we going to like? What stories do we. We don't have a plan whatsoever. What stories do you think we're going to tell in the next one?

[Brandon Herrera]

I have rough concept. And we'll figure it out.

[Donut Operator]

And I'm. I'm pretty sure some of those stories will be about what happened earlier that day. Just in the travel. Like whenever you travel with all of us, it's a adventure one way or the other.

[Cody]

It's pretty fun.

[Donut Operator]

What are you thinking?

[Brandon Herrera]

It just.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's true. Every, every, every town's a little bit different. Whether it's the stewardess that is just like, you guys are kind of funny. Here's eight bottles of little vodka on your two hour flight for each of us not together. And then.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, my God, Are you that electrician? Oh, my God, it's fat. Or was it Rich?

[Cody]

Who did.

[Brandon Herrera]

Who did we have the stewardess in every.

[Donut Operator]

We did that to each other a bunch.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Rich did that to me. The first time. And because somebody recognized me. So then Rich was making a big deal about it, like, this guy's famous to everybody. And then I went to take a piss mid flight, and the stewardess stops me. She goes, so you're like, famous or something? And I was like, no, he's an idiot.

[Brandon Herrera]

Both of those things are true.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You're famous and I'm an idiot.

[Donut Operator]

You remember, like, the Big Brother program? That's kind of like what this is with him. He just follows us around and we try to take care of him. He's a good kid. He really is.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I'm gonna die.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, we're excited for that one. We have that one kicking off, and we'll figure it out as we go.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

We should go back to Atlanta. Just because I want another euro from that place that had the dirt floor. Me and Rich went next door, and there was like this very, very sketchy Euro shack with. I'm not shitting you. A dirt floor. And we went in and got Euros, and they were delicious. I might have been very drunk, but they were fantastic.

[Cody]

We went to Atlanta.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

You're like, why?

[Brandon Herrera]

Why were we there?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's the other thing. When people, like when I tell people that we do the live shows or like the YouTube thing, they're like, oh, that's so cool. You get to, like, travel and see the world. I'm like, not really. I can tell you what the airports look like and what the hotel rooms look like. That's about it. I don't know.

[Donut Operator]

San Diego was cool. Getting to, like, stay at the beachfront.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Because we got. That was, like, the end of it. So we got to be there for, like, more time than.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Go directly to. Then you get shit faced. Go to bed, go to airport.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. So we get to travel the country, like. Yeah. Norfolk, Boston, Chicago, all of the places you want to go.

[Brandon Herrera]

Des Moines.

[Donut Operator]

Des Moines.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Don't knock it till you try it. Don't knock it till you try it.

[Brandon Herrera]

Everyone's here right now. We can see if we're doing two or one.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

No.

[Donut Operator]

Are we taking a vote on the podcast?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, we can take a vote. I know everyone else.

[Donut Operator]

I have my answer. I have my answer locked in. What do you guys want?

[Brandon Herrera]

Rich. I don't even need his. He already. I know what that man wants.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Nobody. Rich has never said no to anything.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Ever.

[Brandon Herrera]

Period.

[Donut Operator]

No.

[Cody]

So the vote on whether we're doing two in one night. Yeah, I'll do it.

[Donut Operator]

Nick.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's my state. I can't say no.

[Brandon Herrera]

Eli, I'm Texting Ben.

[Donut Operator]

I was a yes to so. Oh, remember the one. What was the one thing? Last tour we said we were never doing.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Takeaway from Nashville for never doing two shows back to back. Huh.

[Brandon Herrera]

We learned lessons very well.

[Donut Operator]

It's like the Indiana Jones you have chosen. Paul.

[Brandon Herrera]

Chicago, we apologize. We do not know how we will show up the next following.

[Donut Operator]

We might not. We might just not go.

[Brandon Herrera]

No. Knock on wood. That we do make everything. Not that we don't make it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Fuck you, Chicago.

[Brandon Herrera]

We didn't make it.

[Donut Operator]

We're on dialysis.

[Brandon Herrera]

You ready, Cody? Do two in the night. At least we don't have the hundred VIP each time is what really fucking.

[Cody]

I think that's. That's what fucked us up a lot. Was like.

[Brandon Herrera]

And you guys are like, we love.

[Cody]

Yeah, you're amazing.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

But the pressure of. I've got. I've got 60 minutes to meet a hundred people and you paid a lot of money to be here and I want to like be respectful of that and give you as much time as possible. But also there's 97 more people behind you. And I've got 60. The clock is ticking. Like. It's very nerve wracking.

[Donut Operator]

Mix in four people who are horrifically introverted.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Right.

[Donut Operator]

It's like, oh, neat.

[Brandon Herrera]

And it's four people and you're like, hi, nice to meet you.

[Cody]

Great.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay. I love.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Because now we're doing 25. Right. So we can actually hang out a little bit with everybody.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, that was the goal.

[Donut Operator]

It's like way less pressure.

[Brandon Herrera]

25 actually talk, hang out and then. Then go up on stage.

[Cody]

Yeah. The knickers were crazy.

[Brandon Herrera]

They. Dude.

[Donut Operator]

Once again, let's get subtitles on that one. Editor.

[Brandon Herrera]

Really big bowl, Finn. The biggest, boldest subtitles.

[Donut Operator]

I saw the subtitles you used last time. Bigger.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's like eight fonts. Like. No, we need it big.

[Donut Operator]

More.

[Cody]

More.

[Brandon Herrera]

We're excited for that one. And then we have. Dude, you're running. We haven't done a gang episode since you've done any announcement.

[Donut Operator]

That is true.

[Brandon Herrera]

The chaos of chaos.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Chaos of chaos. Everything change changes on a day to day basis. But it's. It's, you know, there's certain elements of it I missed.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Not Tony's sexuality though. He's still gay.

[Donut Operator]

That was still true. Sorry, that was just mean. That was just mean spirited. I'm sorry.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Fuck you, Tony.

[Donut Operator]

I want. The Internet's been asking and. And I haven't had a chance to actually talk to you directly about this, but are we getting another binder?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Do you want one?

[Donut Operator]

Do you guys want one?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, man. Oh, poor Tony.

[Donut Operator]

I saw that comment, and as soon as. Cause we. We had joked about this on a prior episode where how the night before I announced you had that Eye of Sauron tweet, just said soon. And then somebody below it was, sir, a second binder has hit the algorithm.

[Cody]

Dude, he's been going off this week, too. He's visiting every single county's GOP head.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Gotta run around and pander. I'm not gonna debate. I'm not gonna debate. Brandon. Dear Lord.

[Donut Operator]

He's never shown up to a debate for that exact reason. He has meetings behind closed doors. Not with voters, but with, you know, people that he is.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Tony Gonzalez. Looks like Patrick Starr fucked a blobfish.

[Donut Operator]

Dear Christ.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Tell me I'm wrong.

[Brandon Herrera]

Photos.

[Donut Operator]

What I will tell you is that.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You know that. You know the scene in the first X Men movie, the really shitty first X Men movie, where they, like, splice the guy's DNA with a jellyfish and he walks up on land and then melts? That's what he looks like.

[Donut Operator]

I don't remember that at all.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, which one's this?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The first X Men movie.

[Donut Operator]

Huh.

[Brandon Herrera]

Really? Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The politician. They like. Oh, they, like, kidnap the politician and splice jellyfish or whatever.

[Cody]

Yes.

[Brandon Herrera]

Man, that is. I haven't seen that one in a long time.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's what Tony looks like.

[Cody]

All right, guys, we're trying to workshop what we're doing on the fucking live shows. What are we on?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Tony Gonzalez?

[Donut Operator]

That probably will be part of it. Yeah, I say probably. It's. Let's face it, that's gonna be part of it.

[Brandon Herrera]

We'll hit those segments the hard part right now because we'll. We'll have Mr. Zach coming out for story time. We're letting the audience pick the story. We already know a story. We've talked about this. Zach and me have had phone calls. It's like, hey, we'll present the donkey story and his other kid story.

[Cody]

And yeah, Zach's donkey story hit every single time. We did it.

[Donut Operator]

The kid story, the French reporter.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that one. But with.

[Donut Operator]

I remember that. Yeah, yeah, that was a good one. That. That. That. Actually, that is a really good story. Buying a car in Carvana was so easy, I was able to finance it through them.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I just.

[Donut Operator]

Whoa, wait, you mean finance? Yeah, finance got pre qualified for a Carvana auto loan, entered my terms, and shot from thousands of great car options.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

All within my budget.

[Donut Operator]

That's cool that financing through Carvana was so easy. Financed Done. And I get to pick up my car from their Carvana vending machine tomorrow. Financed, right? That's what they said.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You can spend time trying to pronounce financing, or you can actually finance and.

[Donut Operator]

Buy your car today on Carvana financing.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Subject to credit approval.

[Donut Operator]

Additional terms and conditions may apply. But the donkey story is legendary. You're like, it's the Seth MacFarlane. It's like, you know, born to rival Sinatra. Forced to.

[Cody]

Louis.

[Donut Operator]

Zach's just like, oh, I have so much potential. Forced to donkey story.

[Brandon Herrera]

We get a good segment with Nick for a history beat. We got to figure out your intro because it's hard to top last time.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It is hard to top last time. I get hurt again.

[Donut Operator]

I could do it.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's what I'm talking about. It's dedication.

[Donut Operator]

I love you to death. I really do. You're one of my best friends on the planet.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Please get hurt again.

[Donut Operator]

Because every time you get hurt, you get autistically hyper focused on a subject. And I'm running for office right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, that is true. Oh, my God. My other bicep. Laser eyes. Tony Gonzalez, the iron giant, when he goes in.

[Cody]

Tony.

[Donut Operator]

Tony's campaign could survive a lot of things. He can't survive a Nick injury.

[Brandon Herrera]

Superman.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Have you seen the new movie Weapons?

[Donut Operator]

No.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

No, I don't want to ruin it.

[Cody]

Don't give it away, okay?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I don't want to ruin it. There's a scene in there where, like, the bad person does some stuff and people just, like, go hyper focus like that. It's like, that's. That's the same thing.

[Donut Operator]

Damn.

[Brandon Herrera]

That one. Yeah. Do that. Figure out. I don't know. I think a lot of it will just be a surprise. We'll figure out as it gets closer. We'll. We'll have our little talks and then.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Okay, good talk. We're gonna do exactly what we do every time we film the podcast. Great. We're gonna give them exactly what they showed up for every time.

[Donut Operator]

That was crazy, though. That was crazy with the. The movie Weapons because I didn't realize that the director was one of the kids from. Or kids from Whitest Kids, you know? Yeah, I had no idea.

[Cody]

Yeah, we were talking about that yesterday.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

We were talking. I forget. It was me, Hannah, my wife and her friends. And we were talking about how, like, a lot of the people that were, like, really, really funn adults and, like, did skit comedy are turning into, like, really good horror directors. Because the guy that did Key and Peel.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, him.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The Whitest kids, you know, guy. So Interesting.

[Brandon Herrera]

I mean, even Rockaraka.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, yeah, he's going to show like that now.

[Cody]

Yeah, they've been killing the horror scene for a minute now with a 24.

[Brandon Herrera]

Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through Cash App with it saying just deck work?

[Donut Operator]

Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work?

[Brandon Herrera]

On the real? I think we all do use Cash App. It's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn, where's my money? You told me you could beat the house.

[Donut Operator]

You know the saying, Fen always wins. Real talk, though. I've used Cash App like this week.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors.

[Cody]

We also use it on vacation to pay for rides and just random things.

[Donut Operator]

It's like, hey, let's split this Uber. Let me wire you $20. It's the two best things. It's easier and it's free.

[Brandon Herrera]

Why'd we go to Vegas to build decks? And why were you building decks at.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

2 in the morning?

[Donut Operator]

She was Hispanic. I thought she was just good at it.

[Cody]

Why were you skiing in the snow at 4am?

[Brandon Herrera]

The Cash App can do way more than you think to make your money work for you.

[Donut Operator]

If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use the Cash App card for purchases, you can.

[Cody]

Earn up to 4% annual interest on your savings.

[Brandon Herrera]

Also, you can hit your savings goals even faster by turning on the round ups feature on your Cash App card.

[Donut Operator]

With roundups, every purchase you make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare change is automatically put into your savings.

[Brandon Herrera]

Make it work for you.

[Cody]

Take advantage of high interest savings on Cash App Today.

[Brandon Herrera]

For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code pause to earn some additional cash. Unpause.

[Donut Operator]

Just download Cash App. Use our exclusive Referral code on sub 10 in your profile. Send $5 to a friend within 14 days and you'll get $10 dropped right into your account.

[Brandon Herrera]

Terms apply.

[Cody]

That's money.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's Cash App. Yeah, I'm surprised. Yeah, I didn't think about that.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I. I loved watching Weapons. I'm not gonna give it away, but it's like there's horror movies where you can see and movies in general where you can see that there's like some type of societal dialogue trying to be like an allegory for something else or representative else. And with weapons, there just isn't. It's just like here's a bunch of creepy, disturbing back to back to back. The end and then, like, you go on the Internet and ask what it means, and there's just people with, like, all these crazy theories and all this stuff, like, trying to, like, dig into it. They're like, oh, it's about school shootings. It's about this, it's about that. It's about abuse. It's blah, blah, blah. And the director's like, nope. Literally not about anything whatsoever. It's just creepy. And I was like, I like it.

[Brandon Herrera]

Actually, directors, when they do that, they'll, like, read this breakdown of what their movie's about and like, oh, it's not true.

[Cody]

Is weapons an A24 movie?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I think it might be.

[Donut Operator]

It seems like it should be.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It feels like an 824, maybe if.

[Cody]

You'Re getting away with this.

[Brandon Herrera]

94.

[Donut Operator]

They're like, the only studio that actually still does new and exciting.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

They're one. The one a 24 movie that's, like, in my opinion, slept on. Was that Death of a Unicorn movie with Paul Rudd.

[Donut Operator]

I was told that was pretty.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Really enjoyed it. It's also. It means nothing. There's. There's no deeper meaning. It's just a bunch of wild shit happens. The end.

[Donut Operator]

My entertainment can't. It can be something other than just preaching to me. Social policy.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes, correct.

[Donut Operator]

And it could just be entertaining. And I had fun.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What if we just had fun?

[Donut Operator]

What if I paid $8 to just have a good time for two hours? That'd be pretty cool.

[Brandon Herrera]

$8 was the last time you went to the movies.

[Donut Operator]

I don't fucking. I stay home nowadays. Like, I just watch this shit on fucking Amazon.

[Cody]

They just released the new World of Warcraft trailer.

[Donut Operator]

They said they fucked it up.

[Cody]

It's. Oh, it's like, girl balls. Girl boss. Girl boss.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, there's a new.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

How big are their tits?

[Brandon Herrera]

Nick got himself.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Tell me about the jiggle physics in.

[Donut Operator]

The new World of Warcraft without skipping a fucking beat. Not a fucking beat.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I'm looking for silver linings. Okay.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's more like Nick said the joke and then laugh harder than I've heard him laugh in a long time.

[Donut Operator]

I'm looking for the Lara Croft Diamonds in the rough.

[Brandon Herrera]

Give me the triangle, baby.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That was definitely. I let the intrusive thought win.

[Cody]

My favorite comment on that was, I wish World of Warcraft could go back to the Race wars where it's like an orc. You know, like orcs fighting humans. That type of stuff.

[Brandon Herrera]

I didn't even know.

[Cody]

Yeah, those are the good old days. The Race wars before that.

[Donut Operator]

I don't even play World of Warcraft, but I've just seen some of the shit they've come off, like, come out with the last few years, like the fucking Kung Fu Panda shit and whatever that was.

[Cody]

Like they came out with the fucking furry dragon people because suddenly you have dragon humans out of nowhere. Because, like, who's running those game studios?

[Donut Operator]

To my understanding, didn't they have, like, there was a. A fan released like OG World of Warcraft thing and then the studio shut it down. Yeah, they're just like, we just want the old game. Like, we just want what it used.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

To call, like vanilla Warcraft. Vanilla wow. Or something.

[Cody]

Yeah, Y. We want the race wars back.

[Donut Operator]

You know, I remember again, wise kids, you know, race war.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I had a bunch of friends that played World of Warcraft. So I mean, the panda thing was like 10 years ago. And that's right when I got in because they were playing all the time because it was a new expansion or whatever. So I got into it and tried. I played it for a little bit and I. Obviously I was a giant panda. Like, that's funny. And I was. I was. I was a hunter class. So you get like a gun or a bow or whatever, but the hunters also get like a pet, a companion.

[Cody]

Yeah, dude.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And my companion was a turtle and my username was porn star and camera guy was the name of my turtle. So I was just running around. It was a good time.

[Cody]

That's. Dude, that's. That's been my class forever in World of Warcraft as a hunter. That's funny. But yeah, you were talking about the. The whitest kids, you know, guy in the. That movie. Yeah, he did the hot dog thing.

[Donut Operator]

Right, I heard about that. Yeah, he did the seven hot dogs.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, yeah. As a tribute to his friend that passed away. Because Trevor Moore passed.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, I think he was seven.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm.

[Donut Operator]

It's like an old skit they did.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it's an old skit they did in the movie. In the movie Weapons, there's like a scene where it's like depicting, you know, like the happy family or whatever and the. The spouse is walking in with a tray of seven chili dogs or whatever. And it's like a reference to a skit they did a long time ago.

[Donut Operator]

It was a couple years ago. Trevor Moore, like fell off his balcony or something.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, like a third story balcony.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. And just fucking died.

[Brandon Herrera]

No shit.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He's like Young. He's 35.

[Cody]

Yeah, he suddenly just died after talking about how 911 was an inside job.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's weird.

[Donut Operator]

He talked mad shit about the CIA and all sorts of things on a very public platform like Comedy Central for years.

[Cody]

And then he just fell off his balcony.

[Donut Operator]

He fell off his balcony.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Sorry.

[Cody]

They brought him back.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That was a funny.

[Brandon Herrera]

Nick's Intrusive Thoughts open right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I wanted.

[Donut Operator]

I want a Twitter account that just says. That's just called Nick's Intrusive Thoughts.

[Cody]

Was it you were saying the dude that directed Weapons, he's the guy in the Gallon of PCP skit?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, I think so.

[Cody]

I think it's the guy who said Eli.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Cody]

A gallon of pcp.

[Brandon Herrera]

I've never seen any of these skits.

[Cody]

Can we.

[Brandon Herrera]

Catching up to do.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Have you ever watched White as Kids? You know. Yeah, the.

[Brandon Herrera]

The gr.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes, the Abraham Lincoln one. Abraham Lincoln one's classic.

[Brandon Herrera]

The slow. They're the ones that do slow.

[Cody]

Jerk.

[Brandon Herrera]

I don't know if I remember, you know that this one where it's like, yeah, do this. And he's like, what are you doing? You go like that. You do it really quick and you stop.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He's like.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's like, no, you don't stop. Stop making dude stop doing it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Hey, what are you doing? Don't grab.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's just doing that. Have you seen that one?

[Donut Operator]

That dude from Whitest Kids, you know.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, okay. Yep.

[Donut Operator]

The.

[Cody]

Yep.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm gonna have to look. They had pcp, so.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Dude, was it them?

[Cody]

A gallon of PC cp. That is one of the best gifts they've ever done.

[Donut Operator]

It's.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

So their movie was pretty. Their comedy movie. They did, like, right after. YouTube was pretty good, too.

[Donut Operator]

Ms. March.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Ms. March. I really like that movie. It was like, very, like, National Lampoons throwback type thing.

[Donut Operator]

It's like. It's almost like American Pie esque.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, the whole concept of the movie is funny. So, like, he's. He's the dude that directed Weapons is like a devout hardcore. I'm waiting till marriage. Like, senior in high school, and they. And so is his girlfriend, and they're, like, doing presentations to elementary schools together. This is a venereal disease. It's like a nuclear fucking explosion in the background. Trying to scare kids, and they, like, decide that they're gonna have sex on prom before marriage or whatever. And they're like. They go upstairs at the party, and he, like, goes to lock the door and, like, slips down the stairs and goes into a coma. And he wakes up, like, five or 10 years later and finds out that his girlfriend that was waiting for marriage is like the centerfold in Playboy. He has to go On a epic road trip with his dipshit buddy from high school that's now just a complete burnout to try to get to the Playboy Mansion to get his girlfriend back. It's fucking funny.

[Donut Operator]

Who's Trevor Moore?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Who's Trevor Moore?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

I've never heard of this.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, it's really good. What's it called? I haven't Miss March.

[Cody]

Be like, I'm there with you, man. Yeah, I've never heard of that.

[Donut Operator]

I watched that years ago. Like, it's old.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it's very like National Lampoon style comedy.

[Cody]

I like to think I'm big into cinema. I've never heard of that.

[Donut Operator]

It's like beer fest level.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, yeah, I'm down for that one.

[Cody]

It's like sex drive.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, it's very much like.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's very. They came out at like the same time too. So, like, I actually get those movies confused in my brain because they're so similar.

[Donut Operator]

It's the kind of movie that would be on the $3 DVD rack with an unrated cut.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

100%.

[Cody]

Yeah. At least they had fun.

[Donut Operator]

What about mouthwash? Yeah, it's. It's very funny.

[Brandon Herrera]

I heard of any of this.

[Donut Operator]

Really? Oh, dude, that's. It's really. It's worth watching.

[Cody]

That's.

[Donut Operator]

We're gonna have like. This episode is gonna be like fucking tank for viewer retention because we have so many people with other open tabs watching. Funnier.

[Brandon Herrera]

What the is going on?

[Donut Operator]

Why would you watch this. This episode when you could just watch Whitest kids, you know?

[Brandon Herrera]

Did you see that?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I saw it, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Freddy. Freddie Wong OG YouTuber. He is one of the goats from way, way back in the day. But he hasn't been around YouTube in a long time. But what he has been doing is working on making movies. He has one. He actually wants to do a phone call with us for funding. It's already almost filmed. Which this one is the kung fu one, right? Yes. This one.

[Donut Operator]

Martial art.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes, that's the one. I'm like a hundred percent Freddy. I will help this. I will get whatever you need, bro. But he just released his other one. They just finished the theatrical run and homeboy went home after that and then put it up on all the torrent files. He put it up on the like.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

4K, IMAX, Dolby surround sound. The full thing.

[Donut Operator]

10 Betty did.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes.

[Brandon Herrera]

10 bit, 4, 2, 2. This is. This is like the largest file size. This is the raw data.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

And he's like, here, you don't get a shitty. The master version of this it's gonna be a hundred gigs to download. But it's. Freddie Wong is the one that distributed all of it.

[Donut Operator]

That's kind of cool.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And then he did this.

[Brandon Herrera]

So this I sent it on. Dude, Freddy always, every time he has done something, he is genius approach about it. Where did I put that?

[Donut Operator]

Did he do a message? The people who downloaded it at the.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh no, at the beginning.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Which makes it better than the actual movie if you buy it on dvd because it doesn't have the Easter egg message. One of the OG greats of YouTube.

[Cody]

Hey, Charlie.

[Donut Operator]

Very interesting in how he's handling 300. I have waited my entire film career to be to able to pull this move. This is our movie. It just came out today for digital downloader rentals. It's called we're all going to Die putting it up on the torrent networks. But I've added something at the very beginning.

[Cody]

Ahoy, mate.

[Donut Operator]

I'm Freddy Wong and you're about to.

[Brandon Herrera]

Watch a pirated copy of We're All.

[Cody]

Going to Die that I made.

[Brandon Herrera]

For this day and age, it's impossible to prevent piracy.

[Donut Operator]

So if you can't beat them, join them. What you're about to watch is encoded off of the original 4K.

[Cody]

Did Freddy put on like 25 pounds of muscle?

[Donut Operator]

Oh yeah. He was training for that boxing match that never happened.

[Cody]

Which boxing match was that?

[Brandon Herrera]

Exactly?

[Cody]

That's awesome.

[Donut Operator]

That's pretty cool. That's.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Might as well have a tip jar.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, dude, everything. And I know he thought about that for a long time. He's like, we have to do this months in advance. He was like, we have to do.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I bet he makes a shit ton of money.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, 100%.

[Donut Operator]

I mean, you got fucking Charlie talking about it. Like the marketing alone off that move is brilliant.

[Brandon Herrera]

Every time he would, man. When he broke down, I think it was why movies suck. It was one video. This is again 2014. He walked into the office, no one knew he's working on this one movie or clip for Rocket Jump. He walks in, he puts on, he's like, hey, upload that. It was to Lore Laura. And she's like, what is this? It's like why film suck now? And he's like, that is 5 to 10 million views. Guarantee it. Go for it. No, that blew up. He knew exactly what everyone would have wanted at that time. He is Mastercraft OG YouTube. Yeah. But now he's doing. He did that. Which is a genius approach to marketing and business.

[Cody]

Business.

[Donut Operator]

I mean the early days of YouTube. Freddy walked so that we could do it generous. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, it sucks. At that time there wasn't ad, like ad revenue, any of that you're doing started.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I started too late to brute force my way in Hollywood.

[Brandon Herrera]

Started too soon.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Too soon to get popular to stream on Twitch just in time to be an alcoholic for money.

[Cody]

Don't talk about me like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Right here, guys. What else have. How goes your streaming stuff you're doing? You just did the police reaction. The female police.

[Cody]

I'm about to do that one. Yeah, no, this. The stream has picked up big time, man. I'm really having trouble figuring it out if I should still do the main channel anymore because, like, I'm tired of the police shootings. I've done a thousand plus videos on that and like, I'm kind of tired with it. It's fun to just hang out with my audience and talk to people all day.

[Donut Operator]

It is still funny though because you're like, I just. I want to do something like if. Because I've known you for a long time, it's been years that you've been trying to find something that can replace the main channel because you're like, I'm just tired of doing police shootings, man. It's just, it's bad for, you know, my mental health and all this. It's like, I just don't want to do body cam footage anymore. So you turn to streaming and within a week you're doing body cam footage reviews on stream.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, but he's watching it with 10,000 other people. So it's like. Well, it's also not the second hand. PTSD is all spread out. 1 10,000th the amount he's usually getting.

[Donut Operator]

I'm not sure them numbers is how it works.

[Cody]

I'm not doing death anymore either. I'm not watching people get shot. It's like usually drunk bitches with their titties hanging out.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

No, no.

[Cody]

And yeah, yeah. Apparently those thumbnails do very well.

[Donut Operator]

You don't say.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The new World of Warcraft trailer, is that out of control? Huh?

[Donut Operator]

Do you remember the old school YouTube where they would like 2000. I'm talking like 2007 YouTube where they would have like bikini girl in the thumbnail. And it was nothing to do with the video.

[Brandon Herrera]

The boob. Yeah, that boob era of thumbnails.

[Cody]

The one, the like one frame. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

And like at fucking, you know, 12 years old, you're like, oh, like boob.

[Cody]

It still works. To this.

[Donut Operator]

Who's this PewDiePie guy?

[Cody]

I got a one to ten video right now it's just because a drunk girl got arrested and her big boobies are out on the beach.

[Donut Operator]

Thank her for.

[Cody]

I'm not gonna lie. I. I just. I put those. That is my thumbnail.

[Brandon Herrera]

Which you just had that. I mean, the female officer that didn't pull a gun.

[Cody]

That was wild. I haven't done that one yet. I was just showing that beforehand.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, they.

[Cody]

They show up to an assault, like an assault warrant and they're trying to arrest the guy and the female officer just doesn't pull anything even though he's running at them with a knife.

[Donut Operator]

And she's in the middle. Yeah, like she's in between the other two male officers that are on either side.

[Cody]

She goes. She goes.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Did you see? I think it was Great Britain, but there was some dude that was just running at two cops and I don't think they had guns on them in their defense, so not necessarily their fault. But like the one dude is just worthless and he like trips and falls. And this dude is running at this female officer and she's like backpedaling and screaming like it's Jason Voorhees. And she takes her radio, like it's got the stretchy cord and she's holding it with like this much and she's like trying to shoo him back with the, with the radio thing.

[Brandon Herrera]

Radio.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And then he just grabs her and throws her on the ground. I was like, what the fuck is happening?

[Brandon Herrera]

Brandon. Brandon. Cody. Call him the one word win.

[Donut Operator]

AK50. I sense the disturbance in the force. What's up?

[Brandon Herrera]

How do you like those Turtle beach noise canceling headphones? They're the Stealth 700.

[Donut Operator]

They're fantastic. The noise canceling is so good. All I hear is tinnitus.

[Brandon Herrera]

Ah, God, these are comfortable.

[Donut Operator]

They're really comfy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, those are dope.

[Donut Operator]

Turtle beach, make some Range Ear Pro.

[Brandon Herrera]

You went genuinely Cody. Actually, like put those on.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, nice, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Those are legit comfortable.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Turtle Beach.

[Brandon Herrera]

What you doing over there, girl? You making some hot ass stuff like.

[Cody]

Your Squishies 3D spatial audio to improve your gaming. That would work really good in Tarkov. Hear people's footsteps.

[Brandon Herrera]

And in pubg, I can't wait to.

[Donut Operator]

Use a Turtle beach headset to listen for footsteps in Tarkov. Running the new AK50 while I get still killed from a wood line. Can't see what. Eli, There's a global cabal that's working behind the scenes to go control all media, banking, politicians. And that's why we should have never gone off the gold standard.

[Cody]

Hey, hold on. Hold on. 80 hour battery life.

[Donut Operator]

80 hour battery life.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Holy. There's a lot of switches.

[Brandon Herrera]

Can't stress enough how comfortable these are. And if you've been in a long gaming session, which I'm sure all of.

[Cody]

Us have, unfortunately, I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft.

[Donut Operator]

You should be euthanized. Ha.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Also, control headphones.

[Brandon Herrera]

Great. This game hard.

[Donut Operator]

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[Brandon Herrera]

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[Cody]

Purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support Unsub and tell them where you got them.

[Brandon Herrera]

Tell them Unsub sends their regards.

[Cody]

That's fun. I think we talked about this a little bit last night. I think.

[Donut Operator]

I don't want to send it.

[Cody]

Well, so, like, in order to be an investigator, you have to do street cop stuff. But, like, I've worked on the street with female officers. I would never want to back me up because it's like a different thing from a dude working on the streets and a female working on the streets. But female officers make some of the fucking best investigators ever. They are the best. Like my sister, for instance, child crime investigator. They make some of the best investigators.

[Donut Operator]

Do you think it's just a bad requirement?

[Cody]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how. Because you got to be on the streets to. To live that life and just, like, see how horrible humanity is. But, like, you got to be able to back up your male counterparts because obviously we're more violent, we're better at violence than they are.

[Donut Operator]

You're like, she would just treat him like a ride along.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I. I guess. Here's my question.

[Cody]

I don't know. I don't know how we could ever do that.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

For sure, there's value and, like, firsthand experience or whatever, but, like. Like, the military doesn't really do that. You know what I mean? Like, there's a ton. There's a ton of jobs in the military that would benefit from firsthand experience of being infantry, but they're. They don't make you go be infantry just so you could later on become an intel guy or a psyop.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You know what I mean? So, like, there's got to be some way of, like, exposing them and training them without actually being like, no, you need to go be in the. Before you can be our intel guy or whatever.

[Donut Operator]

I have a story about that after this, by the way.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Go ahead.

[Donut Operator]

I was. I was texting with Adam Knowles from Ballistic High Speed the other day. Because, you know, he did, you know, stuff like that. And it was a video that he sent me. If they. They dropped like a JDAM or whatever it was. This is like early, early Iraq footage. You could tell, like just grainy footage. They dropped it and immediately on the loudspeaker after it went off played like a 30 second clip of like an evil laugh. Like just on the loud.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Just psyop, guys.

[Donut Operator]

And he's like, dude. He's like, I'm not gonna lie, most of Psyops was just trolling. He's like, I got paid to troll on behalf of the dod.

[Cody]

Dude, we would be so good at psyops.

[Donut Operator]

If you ask Reddit, that's what we're doing already.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's true too.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, we look shady. It's like this podcast with guys tattoo prior going for office. They blew up.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

How fast? Why are they at the Pentagon? Wait, what?

[Donut Operator]

Now you're convincing me now? The only thing I'm sure is like, where's this? Where's all the money going?

[Brandon Herrera]

I know.

[Donut Operator]

If. If we sold out?

[Cody]

Why am I not seeing any of this?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What? The guys are wrong. It's not that I wouldn't do it. It's just I haven't had the opportunity.

[Brandon Herrera]

I haven't wrote a check yet.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The day the government hits me up and is like, hey, you want to kind of do what you're still doing, but I pay you millions of dollars, I'm like, yeah, actually, that'd be great for sure.

[Donut Operator]

Honestly, there's worse. There's worse ways to spend taxpayer dollars.

[Brandon Herrera]

We'll do it for cheaper too. We'll save money.

[Cody]

How did we get into the Pentagon? We just, like, met some cool people, right?

[Donut Operator]

Are you having like a Matrix moment? You're like. It's like a dream. You're like, how did I get into this room?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Cody just woke up. I know kung fu. Wait, we were at the Pentagon.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, we went to Atlanta?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Hey, don't. It's way easier to get into Atlanta than the Pentagon.

[Brandon Herrera]

This is very true.

[Cody]

I'm just gonna.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Leaving. That's the hard part.

[Cody]

No one lets me talk. Anyways, I'll be. I'll be over here in my corner.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Cody's just mad that I got this shirt before he did.

[Cody]

Hey, I gave you a good offer for that shirt.

[Donut Operator]

Did you try to actually buy it off of him?

[Cody]

I did buy it off of him.

[Donut Operator]

What?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He made a horrible deal.

[Cody]

It was a horrible deal.

[Donut Operator]

I can't believe he Fill me in. What?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Go ahead, Cody.

[Cody]

He gets the Blood diamond rifle if I get the Blood diamond shirt.

[Donut Operator]

You can buy these for like 60 bucks.

[Cody]

Yeah, that doesn't matter.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm so confused right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The best part is when I bought this, I bought two.

[Cody]

You have to give me a large one, though.

[Brandon Herrera]

What? Explain the shirt.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is the shirt that Leonardo DiCaprio wore in the movie Blood Diamond. And Cody bought his first fancy watch because it was the Blood diamond watch. And he bought the Blood diamond rifle and he bought this, this, this, and then this shirt came out and I was like, is that. Is that my style? No. Will it piss off my friend?

[Donut Operator]

Yes, but this is from a friend of the friend of the podcast, Christian Cricket.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Craighead wasn't Ministry of Defense.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did he. He sold those.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I think Field Ethos sold it, but he like collabed with them and he modeled them for it.

[Cody]

So Obi Wan Nairobi himself. That's one of his shirts.

[Brandon Herrera]

I mean, it's a dope ass shirt.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Why don't you have one?

[Cody]

I'm gonna have one really soon.

[Donut Operator]

You could just text Christian.

[Cody]

That's not the point.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, all right.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's the principle.

[Donut Operator]

So you the principal? I need to give this rifle away.

[Cody]

I could have just texted Christian, hey, I need one of those. I didn't know they existed. That's cool. As.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I had no idea. Those are a whole ass thing, period. When are we going to the range next, by the way? We haven't went ever range day, actually. Actually. Fuck yeah. There.

[Donut Operator]

I mean, but where's the range is the thing. Yeah, we lost Desperado, so now we're just kind of vagrants. I've been going to drive test.

[Cody]

Our friend Matt Carricker decided to retire. We don't have. Yeah. Which. Yeah, amazing for him. And he.

[Donut Operator]

Nobody gets out in this racket.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's. That's another. Another thing that people constantly ask me is like, is he okay? Is he good? It's like, yeah, he's living his best life right now. Like, he sends me videos of him and his kids just like hanging out on his boat. Like, he is. He retired.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He got out. I'm sure there is. He's just the only one that I know of. Is there any other YouTuber that actually went and had like a decade long career and retired on their own terms and didn't fall off or have a major scandal?

[Cody]

I was about to say most of them have scandals.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Like most of them have a major scandal or they just kind of fall off and fade into existence.

[Donut Operator]

No, we're.

[Cody]

We're the first people in this. This generation to have YouTube channels. And what's. What's. What's crazy about that? I ask myself sometimes, it's like, when I retire, what am I going to do with my channel? Do I, like, give it to my kid? What happens?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's the weird part because, like, there are companies, like, I've had companies offer to buy my old content.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Like, there's companies out there that will. That will buy your old content and then chop it up into shorts and then promote it to drive traffic back to your YouTub and then just make money off, like, the shorts and shit. I think that's actually what Mr. Beast does with a lot of the rights to his older videos, to the next video.

[Donut Operator]

I can't remember what the company is, but they approached it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's like Jelly Smack or Jelly something.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, yeah. Something along those lines.

[Cody]

I just sold my content. That tell you about that?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

No, no.

[Cody]

Samsung TV just bought my content.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

What the.

[Cody]

Everything I've done in the past, and they gave me a good price for it, and I was like, all right, fucking school. Take it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

How did that happen?

[Cody]

They hit me up.

[Brandon Herrera]

What is it?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Do they, like, how many? A thousand videos?

[Cody]

So. So it's. It's like, you know the apps you see on smart TVs now?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Cody]

So Samsung has. Samsung, I think it's like, plus or something like that. Don't. Please don't sue me. And they hit me up and they're like, can we use your old content? We'll give you H amount of money. And I was like, yeah, fuck it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Do they have exclusive rights or just the right to show it?

[Cody]

The right to show it. So I still have.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

If somebody watches on YouTube, you're still making money off that?

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, I still have money.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

They just gave you a bulk amount as a licensing fee.

[Cody]

Yeah, I give them the rights to my content, but that's cool. Mine.

[Donut Operator]

That's rad.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Text me how much?

[Donut Operator]

Okay.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know. I was like, hit text.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

There's a lot.

[Brandon Herrera]

We were talking about the AI one too, because Company.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

To train AI models.

[Brandon Herrera]

Mm. Any unused data, unused content or exclusives they want, they pay hefty prices to. As long as you have a bunch of it. And then they train up their AI. But that's one. That's. It's a very iffy.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You don't want to do that on mine. You definitely don't want to do that on Connors.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's a very, like, sketch. I'm like, oh, what's it getting used for?

[Donut Operator]

You'd have to Grok trained on Connors.

[Cody]

Where's Troutman at?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's just Grock had to climb up the mountain to learn from the man.

[Brandon Herrera]

His kung fu journey.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Grok.

[Donut Operator]

I believe it's Jiu Jitsu.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, the. I was gonna say.

[Cody]

Nick just got it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Well, the.

[Donut Operator]

The thing I was gonna do, talking about YouTubers that, you know, retire or, you know, get out. Something like that. Oh, yeah, Matt.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Pat.

[Donut Operator]

But I. I was kind of half joking, but, like, a lot of. A lot of YouTubers die. Like, that's. That's how a lot of them end up. Like, this is something that you do as long as you can. And, you know, sometimes it's, you know, shit happens. In the meantime, I saw a real a couple days ago that kind of fucked me up a little bit. It was. Do you guys remember? I think it was Technoblade.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Donut Operator]

I think was a Minecraft YouTuber. Fought leukemia.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes, sure.

[Donut Operator]

But some sort of cancer died at, like, 23. And it was his because his dad did a video on his channel.

[Brandon Herrera]

That one's a brutal.

[Donut Operator]

I saw a video that. I think it was maybe from last year or whatever, but it was a real. Of, you know, the whole, like, the meme of, like, are you winning, son? Like that cartoon thing. It was his dad walking in with a cake and just opens up the. His old, like, desk, and everything goes, are you winning, son? And then goes over and puts the cake down. Goes like. You could tell, like, the guy's crying. Just like, happy birthday. And it was like, the. Yeah, birthday.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I think Technoblade has one of the coolest quotes of all time. When he was battling cancer. I forget exactly how it goes, but he was, like, on stream. And somebody asked him, you know, if he's gonna lose his fight to cancer, and he's like, I can't lose because if I die, I'm gonna take it with me. The best it can do is draw.

[Donut Operator]

I think that's. Isn't that a Norm MacDonald thing?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I thought it was Technoblade.

[Donut Operator]

It's hard as fuck. Either way. It's a great attitude, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Him total biscuit. That was the other one that died young. Total biscuit was.

[Donut Operator]

I don't know that one.

[Brandon Herrera]

If you heard his voice, he was big in the.

[Cody]

He was a gamer guy, right?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep. And he passed from cancer, too. And no one knew that one was happening. And Outdoor Boys, he made it.

[Donut Operator]

That's true.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, yeah. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That is true Bundle and safe. With Expedia, you were made to follow your favorite band. And from the front row we were made to quietly save you. More Expedia made to Travel savings vary and subject to availability. Flight inclusive packages are at all protected.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's probably one of the most recent successful ones.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He was like hyper successful very quickly. I was like, don't like it and got out.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. And for never having comments, even dude, like, no comments. And you're that big is why he was.

[Cody]

He was making videos that were 45 minutes long and. And like, I know, I know you guys are not in the game that we are, but like 45 minutes long and then each one of his videos had like 3, 4 or 5 million views.

[Donut Operator]

That's. Dude, that's like.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's like 30 grand. That's like 40. 30, 40 grand somewhere. Something per. Per video.

[Donut Operator]

And all he wanted to do was just go outside.

[Cody]

Yeah. And he just like hung out with his kids and so loud.

[Donut Operator]

Damn. He like.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was like, turn it down.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Cody]

What did he get up to?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Like 10 million.

[Brandon Herrera]

His last was 18 million. 15 million. 10 million. 17 million. 18.

[Cody]

Oh, God. That's more than what we were just saying.

[Brandon Herrera]

9 million. 31 million.

[Donut Operator]

And I didn't get it. Like, I did.

[Cody]

31 million. Okay, so 31 million. How long is 31 million?

[Brandon Herrera]

25 minutes.

[Cody]

25 minutes at 31 million.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God. A hundred thousand dollars?

[Cody]

Yeah, that's over $100,000.

[Donut Operator]

And I'll be honest, I didn't. I didn't really get his content until one day. It was. It was right after. Right after he retired. I came back to my house and on my couch, I've got Connor and administrative results are on different sides of my living room on their phones, just doing. And just playing his content in the background. I'm like, oh, this is like the man you'll log. Like, this is just shit you put on the background. That's just cool, man. Like.

[Cody]

Like falling asleep. I would watch his videos. Falling asleep. Like he's hanging out with his sons. Neat, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's gonna build this log cabin and do something out in the wild for like in a blizzard. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Oh, I never knew. If you're out in the middle of nowhere, make sure you cut up the wood, lay it down. Make sure you make a giant fire pit. Then you move that to the side. Then you fall asleep.

[Cody]

Asleep. Where the old. It's dude saying, hell yeah. You build that fire like that. Hell yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This reminds Me, I have something I want to make for Christmas this year. I need your help. But we have to censor this part from YouTube because it's got to be a surprise.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Donut Operator]

Oh boy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Censor.

[Donut Operator]

You say censor from YouTube, not pepperbox.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

All of it. It's got to be a complete surprise race.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's done. We can do that. That's too easy. That is too fucking easy.

[Donut Operator]

Unironically I wanted to have a channel at one point. Maybe not a channel, it would probably have to be its own channel, but just finding books that I could read on stream. Not like that I'm capable of reading.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Not like, like the kids section of Barnes and Noble.

[Donut Operator]

God, I knew you were going to go there.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Like Dr. Seuss level YouTube channel about pop ups.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, but it was like shit like Mikhail Kalashnikov's autobiography and stuff like that.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Okay.

[Donut Operator]

Then I'm like, just stuff that I, I guess is available to read that's not like a copyright issue or anything like that, but stuff that I think would be interesting. Like just us sitting by a fire in like a fucking robe reading a book. I feel like, you know, people watch.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Connor a 10 million dollar idea multiple times and he refuses to listen to any of them. Have you ever heard Connor read out loud? Yeah, Connor can read out loud, like very, very well. He can like enunciate and punctuate everything, make it's perfect. Like he could literally have a job reading audiobooks. He's fantastic at it. I was like, connor literally just start a YouTube channel where you read Wikipedia pages and then you want to know. He's like, how do I decide which ones to read? I go pick five and then ask in the comments, what page should I read next? And it'll never stop. Yeah, you continue to feed the amount of people that want to know everything that's on a Wikipedia page but don't want to fucking read it is insane. Literally turn Wikipedia into an audiobook for people. He'd get a ton of views.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

God, that's because imagine it's worked for Reddit even on, I mean, anything creep cast. Like all that stuff is exactly done.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Like imagine, imagine how simple it would be if you literally like, oh, what's going on right now? Oh, there's this Israel, Palestine conflict. That's this huge geopolitical issue.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, maybe don't sit Connor on that one.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Very complicated. No, but if he's just reading the Wikipedia page word for word, like the average person, or well, maybe slightly more inclined person that like wants to know what's going on but they're not going to sit down to read Wikipedia. Oh, here's a 20 minute video where this guy reads the Wikipedia page word for word. It's just like a ton of people would watch that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, it's low hanging fruit audiobook. That is the easiest content ever. And then you have it uploaded on Spotify and everything else.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And he's like, yeah, I'll look at it. And then smoked a cigarette and we haven't fucking talked about it since nothing happened. Shocking.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's fucking really good idea. That content's wild. To be able to do that and make it that successful, it's. I mean it's a fucking. It's the dream. If that lands, it's like creepcast seeing where that went. Like, hey, we're going to just read Reddit posts.

[Cody]

I think through all of our years in business on the Internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses.

[Brandon Herrera]

I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

[Donut Operator]

Even bunkers run through Shopify.

[Brandon Herrera]

Our shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify.

[Donut Operator]

Shopify runs the world.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also?

[Donut Operator]

Cody I know.

[Cody]

I didn't know about starting an online store when I started my career online and Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb Brandon what happens.

[Brandon Herrera]

If people haven't heard about my brand though?

[Donut Operator]

That's actually easy. Eli Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to use email and social media campaigns.

[Brandon Herrera]

Step Cody what happens if I get stuck?

[Cody]

Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 247 customer service.

[Brandon Herrera]

Step support Bro, you got my back and your front. Shopify helps millions of businesses around the.

[Cody]

World and 10% of all e commerce.

[Donut Operator]

In the US from household names like Mattel or Gymshark to new brands.

[Brandon Herrera]

Just getting started on some shoes on some merch bunker.

[Cody]

No, We've all been doing this for over a decade and Shopify is the easiest e commerce platform we've ever used.

[Donut Operator]

I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think all our businesses right now.

[Donut Operator]

Are using Shopify except mine. But that's because it's done. So can't do that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Just one of them. Can't turn those dreams into sfx Cha Ching Shopify New Cell sound and give.

[Donut Operator]

Them the best shot at success with Shopify.

[Cody]

Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com.

[Brandon Herrera]

Unsubpod shopify.com unsubpod I never would have.

[Donut Operator]

Thought that Creepcast would have blown up to the point it's at now, but my God, like, they are crushing it. That's. It's probably one of the few things that I listen to every time it comes out. Yeah, it's. I'm now down to Creepcast and fat electrician videos. That's like, when I start my day.

[Cody]

Something I tell my audience, like, when I've been streaming lately, they're like, how do I be a content creator? And I tell them, you don't have to reinvent the wheel. Like, you don't got to do that shit. You just got to be funnier at it. And like, SCP and. And the. The things that they talk about on creepcast have been around forever. They're just fucking funnier at it.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, it's just personalities. Like, it's personality driven.

[Brandon Herrera]

They're not even in person. Like, that was the most genius approach. Literally was part of kind of consensual, was, oh, we can do this remote. We'll just do military stories.

[Cody]

But.

[Donut Operator]

But the fact that they can't see each other and the ways that they have fucked with each other because they can't see each other is very funny.

[Cody]

Hunter does Isaiah voices.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, my God.

[Cody]

So funny.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Isaiah's lips. When he drew. When he drew the Isaiah.

[Donut Operator]

The Waffle House bit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Was that the crypt he drew? Fucking.

[Donut Operator]

I think they photoshopped him in front of a Waffle House.

[Brandon Herrera]

I didn't see that one.

[Donut Operator]

This is.

[Brandon Herrera]

Love Me Kaden.

[Cody]

Oh, God. You guys just made me think about my dad sitting on Isaiah at one time.

[Donut Operator]

Have we ever told that story on the podcast?

[Cody]

I think we've told it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What happened?

[Cody]

My father, Hunter really is like the master of characters.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm missing that one.

[Donut Operator]

I was trying to find an old picture and googled Wendigoon Waffle House. And this abomination was the first result. That was the one.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. This is the one. They just pick on each other so. Well.

[Cody]

You'Ve never heard my dad sitting on no fucking Windigoon.

[Donut Operator]

It was like our first range day.

[Cody]

It was. Yeah. I think it was like one of our first or second range days that we had. Obviously we stayed out the night before because everyone's in town. Like, we're all just having drinks and having a good time. And so we wake. I wake up the next morning to what's the World War II series. Band of Brothers. Band of Brothers.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Band of Brothers is playing at the loudest it can in my living room. And I wake up, I'm like, what the fuck? And I go in. I like. I go into my living room like, dad, what are you doing? My dad was playing Band of Brothers as loud as possible. He's sitting on Wendigoon.

[Donut Operator]

So he's sitting on.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Sitting on him.

[Donut Operator]

He's sitting on his feet because Wendigoon crashed on the couch.

[Cody]

Yeah. And I was like, why are you playing. Why are you playing this so loud this. This early? He's like, I don't give a fuck. And I look and he's sitting on Windigoon. And I'm like, my friend is there. And anyways, we.

[Donut Operator]

My favorite part was his justification for it later.

[Cody]

Can we talk about his justification or.

[Donut Operator]

I think we can. So if you're cool with it.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, you go ahead. We. So we. Everyone gets, like, cleaned up. We take our showers. We go to brunch the morning after range day. Brandon.

[Donut Operator]

We like. I'm razzing him a little bit because, like, Isaiah, who's, like, cracking the fuck up, like, Isaiah thinks this is the.

[Cody]

He thought it was funny. He was not mad about it whatsoever.

[Donut Operator]

He's just like. He's like, your dad's a social fucking terrorist.

[Cody]

Your dad's a social terrorist.

[Brandon Herrera]

Cody's dad, that's. Can you tell him about the boots?

[Cody]

Which part?

[Brandon Herrera]

The boots. Whose boots? He didn't use his boots.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Herrera]

He used somebody's else's boots.

[Cody]

That was this. That was the same weekend.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know. That's what it's like.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Is this also the weekend when he got all that free stuff?

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, what?

[Donut Operator]

I forgot.

[Cody]

Yeah, it was the same.

[Donut Operator]

That was the same day? Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God. Social terrorist. First off, yes.

[Donut Operator]

Isaiah was like, we need. He's like, I'm so sorry about that. He's like, no, you need to invite him back to everyone.

[Cody]

My father, that weekend, he finds a. He finds, like, a 400 pair of boots in the closet of the guest room that he was staying in. So he, like, wears them around all day. They were way too small for him. It turned out to be my ex's boots. They were females. Yeah. They were her hunting boots. Yeah, he just wears them around at the range day. Like, fucks them all to pieces. He's a social.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What was he doing in the boots?

[Cody]

He's just walking around in the mud all day, dude.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Walking around the mud from table to Table, brand new, collecting things.

[Brandon Herrera]

How much stuff?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Can I tell this part?

[Cody]

Yeah, tell this part, please.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I'm watching. And his dad is like walking up. I mean you go to range day, it's just, there's tables and they're just full of machine guns and cool exotic guns. There's ammunition everywhere. The ammunition is provided by ammunition sponsors, all kinds of. And his dad is just like walking up, got like a grocery sack. He's like grabbing a couple things here, a couple things there, getting all the free samples, all the not free samples. And he's just like going back and forth to the truck multiple times. Then he lets Cody know, son, I got a bunch of ammunition. And he's like, dad, it's my ammunition. It's like, it's like, it's like weird exotic ammunition like that you wouldn't even want. Yeah, cool. Now you need to buy a five thousand dollar gun that's hard to find to be able to shoot it like exactly.

[Cody]

Like 4, 6. It's like MP7. What are you going to do with 4 6? 30?

[Donut Operator]

Because I, I think he was like. Because it was most of his, my ammo. He goes, will this fit? Will this fit my AR15? No, it was 4570. Government. Like I, I doubt it. Like, I just, I just want it. Because he tried to take it on the plane, right?

[Cody]

He wanted to take him on the airplane. I'm like, dad, you can't do that. He's like, no, it'll be fine. I'll just put in my pocket. I'm like, no, no, you cannot do that.

[Donut Operator]

He said, I'll say, okay, I'll just take my one round.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's okay. I'll have it as readily accessible as possible. They won't mind.

[Cody]

Which is the wild he. You guys wonder where I get so much of my quirkiness from. It's probably that guy. But like, it's funny, like maybe he just doesn't give a anymore. Like Isaiah said he's a social terrorist. Like he just doesn't care anymore. I love the guy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Maybe I think he's just three things in a single day. He's found new boots in a closet. Like these are mine now.

[Donut Operator]

Hear me out, hear me out.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Homie wakes up every morning and treats it like it's a level one video game. Like, this is mine. It's here. It's got to be mine.

[Donut Operator]

He's just breaking clay pots.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, he literally walk in TV turn.

[Donut Operator]

Up.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like, what the going on?

[Donut Operator]

You just got a alert notification because.

[Cody]

Of what you just did.

[Brandon Herrera]

Exceeding maximum volume.

[Cody]

No, I, I've never seen that. I don't, I don't want to come off on this podcast. Is talking about my dad like, he, he was an amazing father, like, growing up, but damn, is he quirky. And like, I have an alternative.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Every ounce I give a. In his soul to make the beautiful young man in front of me and there's nothing left. He gave it all to you.

[Donut Operator]

My alternative theory is that. My alternative theory is that he's just the final Pokemon evolution of you to, like, when you finally stop giving a fuck one day, you're just going to be like, you know what? Fuck everybody else.

[Cody]

Sit on Windigree.

[Donut Operator]

I'm a sit on Isaiah's feet. Sorry, Isaiah. When we decide, when we decide, it's all over. We're coming for your feet.

[Cody]

It was so funny, Isaiah looking at us and going, your dad's a social terrorist.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's like, yeah, I just like his. He's corky.

[Cody]

No, he's a silly goose.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's the silliest of.

[Cody]

He raised me right. He did some silly things when we were younger.

[Brandon Herrera]

Is he coming to Vegas?

[Cody]

I'm. That's the first range day after that one. We just talked about that. I think I'm gonna bring him out.

[Brandon Herrera]

To put him in Isaiah's room, make him sleep in. Isaiah.

[Donut Operator]

That's how you come up with Isaiah?

[Brandon Herrera]

Don't tell Isaiah.

[Donut Operator]

Keep this between us guys.

[Brandon Herrera]

This is a secret.

[Cody]

The Sam's Club summers. Did I tell you about that?

[Donut Operator]

Yep.

[Cody]

So we, when we were younger, like, he, He's. He was a firefighter for 35 years. He's saved more people than, than I can ever think of. Like, he, He's a rad dude. He's just a quirky man.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody]

And so, like, some during the summer, we couldn't afford to get lunch, and so we would go to Sam's Club and we would walk around Sam's Club and get the free samples and just eat the free samples all day long. And that was our, that was our lunch during the summertime.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude, that's living that dream. That poor childhood. I miss it. I don't know, dude. I, I, you.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody]

You went through that, too.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Life is a free sample.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think we ate out three times in my entire childhood till I was 18. Life is a fruit.

[Cody]

Like when you could get McDonald's. Like, when, when, like mom or dad would take you to McDonald's. That was such a treat.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, that was, like, so good. A couple times a year maybe, but Actually going to a sit down restaurant was. I could count three times in my entire from being born to 18 was three times. And again, this is like, oh, Olive Garden. I thought was rich people because I didn't know. I was just like, dude, limited the.

[Cody]

Red Lobster or something. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Golden Corral was like, that was high living. Yeah, I went to a Golden Corral. Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I've said it before. Making it to me was being able to buy appetizers.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's the best way.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Literally, like, we got appetizer money. Was when I made it in life, like, didn't care about anything after that. That's just extras.

[Donut Operator]

Like, everybody talks about, like, the moment that they realize that they made it and like, okay, this. We're here now. It not. Not checking prices at a restaurant.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What?

[Brandon Herrera]

Rich got that box, they got that mozzarella stick.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You're right. I'm not shitting you. My whole life goal is like, I need to make enough money to buy appetizers and to be able to give my kid money for the book fair. Those are my guys, like, that's making it in life.

[Cody]

The scholastic book fair, dude. Hell yeah, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Our kiddo walks out like a gangster now. Not right. Ryan doesn't give a shit about that. There's people there. He's like, I do not like the elastic school thing, dad. It is not fun.

[Donut Operator]

The elastic school thing.

[Brandon Herrera]

I want my tablet. On the other hand, he's like, yo, I need that money.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Dog toys. Yeah, yeah. Here's the spy kit. I'm going to be a spy now.

[Cody]

You guys ever wonder why unsub gets along? We were fucking poor.

[Brandon Herrera]

And now we have kids. We didn't know this. He was buying other kids lunches with our money.

[Cody]

John does the same dude.

[Donut Operator]

Well, yeah, the heart was in the right place. Your debit card wasn't, but yeah, you.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Need ice cream, bro.

[Brandon Herrera]

You look hungry. Come here. I got you. And he's just ringing up for other kids. I'm like, what the.

[Donut Operator]

Dude? I remember playing, like, I'm just. I'm like having flashbacks now. Paying for school lunches with quarters.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. You guys got school lunches paid? I was on the. No.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I also. I was on the free school lunches thing as well. Brandon. Poor enough to struggle but rich enough to have to pay for it. Yeah, we.

[Donut Operator]

Two quarters.

[Cody]

We had these little cards you would tear off, like, the bottom of the card. And that was your lunches for all week. So you'd like, tear off. It was almost like a check. Is that tear thing on it, you would tear off the bottom of the card and that was like your lunch for the day.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Child food stamps.

[Cody]

Yeah, dude, exactly what I mean. You had to make sure you had them for the entire week or you wouldn't have lunch. So you had to, like, keep it close to, like, keep it in your pocket.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep. Child food stamps is the perfect.

[Cody]

Exactly. Child food stamps, man. Damn.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

God.

[Brandon Herrera]

We grew up.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's.

[Cody]

That's why now I buy bomb robots. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I didn't get to have that when I was a kid. So I just. I like guns and bomb robots.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, yeah. I could.

[Donut Operator]

I could buy meals for the poor and instead I buy bomb robots.

[Brandon Herrera]

Those kids.

[Donut Operator]

You gotta learn through that struggle.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You were still struggling when John was little, so, like, I don't know how related it is to you, but, like, I got little kids and I was like, all right, how do I. I don't want them to be rich pretentious. How do I make them struggle enough and have enough childhood trauma so that they're funny and I like them when they're older?

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah. That's the hard part, man.

[Brandon Herrera]

My solution was a Mexican boxing. And it works really good because that's working. Crappy kids in there. It was nine years. I just wouldn't fight like this.

[Cody]

Beat up your child a minute ago, by the way.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Then you see those kids there and you're like, oh, yep, this will toughen them up really quickly. Really, really quickly. It's the first thing being a dad now you're like, ah, fuck, you're doing it right. We're gonna be boxing later. I'm excited for that. Are you joining Brandon?

[Donut Operator]

I think I can. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Perfect. Cody's, you got content.

[Cody]

I haven't made my own content this week. I really got to go stream.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's what you could stream. The Boxing gym.

[Cody]

So you guys are going to be streaming during the boxing gym, right?

[Brandon Herrera]

We haven't set that up. We're just going to record you.

[Cody]

Oh, just.

[Brandon Herrera]

You can stream it if you want.

[Cody]

No, I'm going to go stream.

[Donut Operator]

He knows better than to do my stuff. You know better than to stream us on your channel.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's true, too. Yeah, the words.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Never mind.

[Cody]

Holy shit. My father's calling me right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Answer it. Put it on the speaker.

[Brandon Herrera]

Does your dad actually watch the Internet? My dad has no idea.

[Cody]

Father has no idea. What the.

[Donut Operator]

Okay. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was like, my dad is no idea what I do.

[Donut Operator]

I ain't going to the store and buying those Points to use Internet. Oh, no.

[Brandon Herrera]

My dad confused how he got a new truck for me. Son, are you okay? I was like, what the. Every. Every moment with that man is still very confusing.

[Cody]

Well, that was. That was. That was Rick Garrett, by the way.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude, that. That twang.

[Cody]

Damn.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I always forget, like, you. And I love your mom's accent, too.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, Cody, you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, it's Brandon. It's good. You guys are the best.

[Donut Operator]

I would die for mom. She's. Oh, yeah.

[Cody]

She's the sweetest person in the world. I don't know. That's. That's why, like, one of the reasons I love Moody so much, too. It's like, Moody is the sweetest person in the fucking world. Like, we grew up. We did violence when we were younger, you know?

[Brandon Herrera]

Today's unsubscribe episode is brought to you by booking.combooking. yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Cody, how much do we have to travel?

[Brandon Herrera]

We travel a lot, actually, with the live tours. We use booking.com to set up everything as we go on this next journey.

[Donut Operator]

Of life, because God knows it's a lot of travel, and anything to make it easier is much appreciated, Brandon.

[Brandon Herrera]

So when you have to book for your partner, but they only want 800 thread count sheets.

[Donut Operator]

Well, that's easy. Eli. Get a new partner.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, go to booking.com.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, before we had any sort of relationship with booking.com, i have used the service before, genuinely. Sometimes they have really good deals.

[Brandon Herrera]

One of the great things about booking.com is it provides really accurate reviews. Like, really detailed reviews. It saved me once. Cody, did you use booking.com when we stayed at that sweet vacation home?

[Cody]

Heck, yeah. What else would I use other than booking.com?

[Brandon Herrera]

Find exactly what you're booking for booking.com booking.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Book today on the site or. Or the app.

[Cody]

Like, what, you were infantry?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Moody says military. We'll be having a conversation, and she'll just say some shit that I thought was, like, obvious to us, and she'll just be like, wait, really? And I'll be like, oh, you're so innocent.

[Cody]

Yeah, dude, I will. I will die for that fucking woman.

[Donut Operator]

Your mom will just, like, text me out of the blue. She's like, I hope you're having a good day. I just thought you might not be so, like, I want to make sure you're okay. Like, nicest fucking lady.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Your fiance is so innocent. We walked into H E B at, like, 11 o' clock last night to buy food, and it was us three. Rich, JD Delay, and Zach and Vanessa. And what Looked like something she just got done at tennis practice with, like, pure white skirt, white jackets with tattoos hanging out. We're sweaty from filming. Podcast. Podcast all day. And we walk in, it was like, somebody's gonna hand Vanessa one of those like, are you being trafficked? Cars. She looks like she got captured by a gang.

[Donut Operator]

Blink twice.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, she.

[Donut Operator]

She's like, what's.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What's that password? Cheese pizza. And then she's like, I'm gonna start saying cheese pizza at that volume of. Vanessa, stop.

[Brandon Herrera]

Is not funny now the cops are coming.

[Donut Operator]

Trust me. This has been a recurring bit. Moody again.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Love her to death.

[Donut Operator]

She's very good for you. We all love her. No inside voice, which is a problem in our group.

[Brandon Herrera]

She does not have an insult. She's Mexican. As when. When it comes to that.

[Donut Operator]

What do you mean? She looked like a frumpy.

[Brandon Herrera]

But now you're getting married, Cody.

[Cody]

Yeah. You are too.

[Brandon Herrera]

Got engaged in the same year. Same year, babe. And then we get married. Maybe next year. Whenever we plan that out. They already have their location. We are. So we'll go box after this. That'll be. That's rich.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Are you boxing?

[Brandon Herrera]

We're gonna have everyone. All the boys are boxing today, right? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

[Cody]

Nick, what are you running like? Like 255 right now? 240.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

You're going. You're actually taking this serious, though?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, why not?

[Brandon Herrera]

That's right. Oh, I love it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Everyone expect the audience to take it serious. So I'm not.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Not gonna let them beat me.

[Donut Operator]

This. I should have known you're so goddamn competitive.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, 100. Knew he's really bad. I knew you were gonna go super hard. I was like, once this takes off, Nick's gonna be like. And then I start seeing this.

[Donut Operator]

Eli's the only one who's. Because you were already in great shape.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was like, I'll just get in better the.

[Donut Operator]

Is Eli gonna do.

[Brandon Herrera]

I can box.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You're like. You're like. The rate of diminishing returns where it's like you're 97% of the way there. And the last 3%'s the hardest and least rewarding.

[Brandon Herrera]

Just staying there. Boxing with 20 ounce gloves got really easy now. Now I can.

[Donut Operator]

No shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. I can do an hour with Daniel all day long and throw those 50 hit combos.

[Donut Operator]

No shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. That's just condition. So now sparring, like today, I'll be like, okay, this is nice. I'll throw on the 16s.

[Cody]

Move.

[Brandon Herrera]

Have fun.

[Donut Operator]

I'll throw on the normal gloves.

[Brandon Herrera]

Normal.

[Donut Operator]

Have fun. Be easy, bro.

[Brandon Herrera]

Those extra four ounces on each hand. Suck, suck. And then we have to lift. Tomorrow.

[Donut Operator]

We lift it. What are we doing tomorrow?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Where are we lifting?

[Donut Operator]

Leg day.

[Brandon Herrera]

Leg day. Leg day.

[Donut Operator]

All right, all right, good.

[Brandon Herrera]

I would love it.

[Donut Operator]

As of. As of two days ago, I'm down £20.

[Cody]

See, the brand is £20.

[Donut Operator]

I got to where I. I'm already at my goal. I'm at where I wanted to be. Now I'm gonna go a little further. I think I want to get down to 180 and then build up from there.

[Cody]

I went opposite of you guys. He. He was trying to lose his 20. I put on 15 since we started the challenge.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Well, yeah, I went into your pantry at home. It's literally a case of water.

[Donut Operator]

A.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What's the. What's the thing from a cornucopia. He has a cornucopia.

[Donut Operator]

The thing from Fruit of the Loom. Is that what you were just gonna say? Are we doing that right now?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes, we are. It's a thing.

[Cody]

Crap.

[Brandon Herrera]

A word.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

He has a. I'm not shitting you. A cornucopia of beef sticks and then just protein shakes. That's all that was in your house.

[Cody]

You're doing a fitness.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Guess what we. Guess what we got when we went to the grocery store. Steak. And that was it.

[Donut Operator]

You saw my bachelor fridge. The only thing I have in my house right now.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I went to Brandon's house for the first time. Brandon got a new fridge. Whatever you want to say. Brandon's new fridge is the Nicki Minaj's ass of fridges. Like, it's not a built in fridge, but it's literally two fridges sandwiched together. It's this wide.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And I walk up and I open it because I had an energy drink. And I was like, I got to take a. I'm going to put this in the fridge so it stays cold. That makes sense. Open the fridge. Open this massive closet of a fridge. I'm not you. There's a crinkled up bag from Chick Fil A and a thing of ketchup in the whole fridge.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's it.

[Donut Operator]

So I meant to call you out on this in the last time we talked about this in the podcast. You're a liar.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What else is in there?

[Donut Operator]

I don't have ketchup. The only thing in my house available right now, literally, is to this day. I have fucking core power protein shakes. I have grilled nuggets from Chick Fil A I have the snack house protein puffs and the first form that's the only snacks I have is all protein sh.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I think a great Pepperbox exclusive would just be you bringing potential suitors home for the first time because your house is the most aggressively single dude house I've ever been to. Him walk into his house in his kitchen, enormous empty fridge. There's a fucking RPG in the corner. There's some type of law, there's some rocket launcher. There's some type of weird AK47 on the counter that he just acquired with like the box just opened and it's sitting there like you open. It went cool and then went and filmed a video or something.

[Donut Operator]

That's what happened.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's got cool. He's got one of those little tables that's like this wide about Yay. Yay. Why? You know, just for like putting candles and on. And he's got like a nice decorative bowl that you like throw your keys in or whatever. There's a suppressed pistol in it and.

[Donut Operator]

That'S it objectively true. Like I'm not disputing any but I'm just saying it got worse. My front room now because I got a massive order from ballistic dummy lab is just gel torsos and gel like head busts and are we going to.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Are we going to talk about the living room? Are we going to talk about your couch?

[Donut Operator]

Sure.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Brandon's couch.

[Donut Operator]

It's a recurring issue.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Brandon's couch is like eight folded up comforters and blankets in the shape of a couch.

[Donut Operator]

Oh it used to be in front.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Of a massive TV and there's nothing else in the living room.

[Donut Operator]

It used to be. When I was recently single I no longer had a couch. Connor came over, he built up the fucking. We called it the Connor couch because it was just literally folded comforters on top of each other so we could just sit, sit around and watch Netflix.

[Brandon Herrera]

When you take a girl on a date, she's going to come back to your place and be so excited and then so disappoint.

[Donut Operator]

That is so wild that you think she's actually gonna come home with me after a full date.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

To be fair, it's actually probably true because it's, it's a blank canvas. She doesn't have to convince him to throw anything away or get rid of it because he likes it. Just can you put your guns in the closet? It's a blank canvas at that point.

[Donut Operator]

This place is a prison on planet.

[Cody]

I like your house.

[Donut Operator]

I, I appreciate it. I, I, I don't Know on, you know, counter. Counterpoint. Women love interior decorating.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is true.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. The blank canvas thing works.

[Cody]

Yeah, he's just setting up a canvas.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, just.

[Donut Operator]

I don't know.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Wow.

[Cody]

You don't have any furniture.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You don't have any furniture. Yeah, I was looking for a wife. I figured she could just pick out whatever she likes when I find her.

[Donut Operator]

Honestly, it's not a bad.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Now you're getting laid. You're welcome.

[Brandon Herrera]

Walking. You want to watch a movie?

[Donut Operator]

I'm dead serious.

[Brandon Herrera]

A lawn chair next. Next to her.

[Donut Operator]

I'm dead serious. My couch, currently in front of my TV is three separate chairs. Two of them belong to.

[Cody]

There's the meme where it's like, this is all it takes for men to be happy. That's how I literally. A lawn chair and a TV and a PlayStation 5. Like, yeah, that's what it takes for men to be happy.

[Donut Operator]

That a load of guns.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That woman's gonna be. That woman's gonna be wandering around your house.

[Donut Operator]

House.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Looking for signs of other females and she's going to be like, finding all of Connor's hats that are strewn about. Who's this with the tiny head? Holy.

[Cody]

Conor showed up. Hey, Connor Trout showed up.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Calvin. What did you call his tiny cowboy hat? When I put it on.

[Donut Operator]

I. I saw the. The comments called it the Yalmuka.

[Cody]

Sorry. We all have giant heads.

[Brandon Herrera]

Connor 3:8 is a normal sized human head, you freaks.

[Cody]

By the way, we found King Trout again. He managed to wander back into our lives.

[Donut Operator]

Would you like to come say hello or do you just want to shout from the chief seats. I literally woke up five seconds ago. Walk.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Woke up, wandered out of the cornfield. Now he's here and he's angry.

[Cody]

Yeah, no, because you insulted my head size. Guys.

[Brandon Herrera]

You got that bad head right now.

[Donut Operator]

Good morning.

[Brandon Herrera]

Good morning.

[Cody]

Drinking drought.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's 4:10pm I have like this potentially false notion. It hasn't been disproven yet, but I have a theory. You know what's. What's that thing that little kids have object permanence where like if they can't see it, it doesn't exist in my brain. I assume if I can't visually see you, you're sleeping.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm go sleepy as soldier brother.

[Donut Operator]

Thank you. Thank you, G.I. jane.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Every time Connor has not been somewhere I thought he should be and I'm like, where's Connor? They're like, oh, he's taking a nap.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, I'm a very tired boy. God's epist warrior. Well then everybody's like, Like I've seen.

[Cody]

I made some post.

[Donut Operator]

I was talking about that, I think Aaron.

[Cody]

Administrative results.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, shit.

[Cody]

Aaron's here or admin's here?

[Donut Operator]

Admin's here. Yeah.

[Cody]

Took a picture of me sleeping on.

[Donut Operator]

That couch over there.

[Cody]

And I have a. I have a compiled list of all of these pictures.

[Donut Operator]

I literally have an album in my phone called Nap Time.

[Cody]

It's people taking pictures of me sleeping. Connor is our sleep demon. Well, and then everybody's like, I posted a series of pictures and everybody was like, no, you're just an alcoholic. Like, it's like, all right, two things can be true at the same time.

[Donut Operator]

There was one podcast, like a year ago where we were crumpling up cans and throwing them at you while we were at the very end of the show. We were just throwing at you, trying to wake you up.

[Cody]

Yeah, where'd it go? Not, not.

[Donut Operator]

Not the hidden album. That's pictures of the stranger's feet. Hey, why am I in that one?

[Cody]

You disappear and then you come back into our lives and we're like, what the.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, it's nap time.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah, he was hibernating. He's moving back.

[Donut Operator]

You show up, you leave all the in between times.

[Cody]

You don't see me. I'm sleeping.

[Donut Operator]

He does. He does the Irish hello and goodbye. The Irish nap time, we call it. No, that's just. Again, being an alcoholic, you're a Benadryl demon. Speaking of which, did you see that meme on. On Twitter? Where's the. The Benadryl salt? Like, salt shotgun round? They just crushed up a bunch of Benadryl pills. They're just like, oh, yeah, you break into my house, Boom. Hat man. It's literally somebody just crammed a bunch of Benadryl pills into a shotgun shell.

[Cody]

Like, all right.

[Donut Operator]

Enjoy the next 800 perceived hours. Oh, did I ever tell you all.

[Cody]

The story of when I overdosed on Benadryl?

[Donut Operator]

No. Oh, shit. So I thought I had an allergy. This was a long time ago and it wasn't real. I thought I had a food based allergy. Anyway, I'm working. I ate something for lunch that had that food that I thought I was allergic to, which is not true. And so what I did in response, out of panic, was I took both the liquid form of Benadryl and the pill form of Benadryl as opposed to injecting myself with an EpiPen. Fun fact for everyone out there, never mix the liquid and pill form of.

[Cody]

Any drug for any reason.

[Donut Operator]

They're not supposed to Work that way. Got dropped off by a co worker.

[Cody]

We'll call him.

[Donut Operator]

And went home. And I will call him. Well, it's. It's no.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Donut Operator]

Do you want me to break down the technical. Exactly. Attack?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You're just being very vague.

[Donut Operator]

A coworker will call him. Because I'm not gonna break down the technicalities of how we worked with each other. It's a long fucking story. A subcontractor who had hired. We were working on a job.

[Cody]

He's a guy who was kind of.

[Donut Operator]

A friend of a friend. And I decided I'd take him along.

[Cody]

I hired him.

[Donut Operator]

He did like, you know, the stone wall was about 3ft high.

[Brandon Herrera]

Not important to the story. Thanks, Nick. Fat headed.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

No wonder his head's so small. He takes out all the minor details.

[Brandon Herrera]

Look at that shit. Look at that.

[Cody]

Okay, yeah.

[Donut Operator]

They're like. They're like.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

We put 10 fucking clips in there for. For the option for some monster with a goddamn watermelon for a head to come in and have only two of them left. And then he insults me for using the normal amount.

[Brandon Herrera]

Shut up you giant water headed.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Show me how many you need. You need all of them. You need all of them.

[Brandon Herrera]

They put on the hat for normal human heads.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

When you put all of them on. This is like, oh, so, so, so their son can take a cute picture. Put all these buttons on there for.

[Brandon Herrera]

A normal goddamn head.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Is that why the cops having a widow's peak? Because it's supposed to look that way?

[Donut Operator]

Ask.

[Brandon Herrera]

They put 10 clips on there.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

They think it's normal when you only.

[Brandon Herrera]

Have two hanging on for dear fucking lives.

[Donut Operator]

That's how fucking normal sized heads should look.

[Brandon Herrera]

The fact you distended this head with.

[Donut Operator]

Your two fucking clipped pegs doesn't mean.

[Brandon Herrera]

My head's not normal size.

[Cody]

I just look up five goddamn minutes ago.

[Donut Operator]

I crawl downstairs and you insult me.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

I bet you go to drew pillows way slower than I did.

[Brandon Herrera]

With normal sized heads. Who they make hats for.

[Cody]

We call them pillows.

[Donut Operator]

I'm crying.

[Cody]

We're so happy that King Trout is back on the podcast.

[Donut Operator]

Anyway, this guy who's not quite a.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Co worker back to this three foot stone wall.

[Donut Operator]

So I take this Benadryl.

[Cody]

Both.

[Donut Operator]

Both kinds.

[Cody]

He drops me off. There's your hat back.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

This is normal.

[Cody]

Yeah. Okay.

[Donut Operator]

Got a bunch of stone wall back.

[Cody]

Down and there's a naked man.

[Donut Operator]

What the.

[Brandon Herrera]

Going on.

[Cody]

Leave for five minutes, you guys get gay.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Benadryl.

[Cody]

And so I wake up.

[Donut Operator]

I don't remember. Typical King Trout nap time. Wake up high as. And my mom is sitting at the foot of my bed reading me. What's his name?

[Cody]

The.

[Donut Operator]

The author?

[Cody]

Tom.

[Donut Operator]

Tom Sawyer. Okay, yeah.

[Cody]

Big mustache guy.

[Donut Operator]

Mark Twain. Yeah, Mark Twain.

[Cody]

There we go. Thank you, Jim. What?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, you could just call him Jim. Oh, that sends me down a different story. But no, my mom is. Is reading me fucking Mark Twain just in her normal voice. And I like levitate out of bed and she's petting like a giant tarantula reading Mark Twain. Oh my God. And what was your indicator? Something was wrong. Dude, I swear to God, I thought this was. I thought this was real life. And so I had a full ass conversation with my mom. I walked downstairs and there's like everything you could order from the Wendy's menu sitting on my kitchen table. And I was like, oh, I can have whatever we like. It was like the garden of earthly delights, you know, except it was fucking Wendy shit. And I went and touched the spicy nuggets and it was like. And I snapped back to my fucking bed and like bursted awake and none of that was real. Believe it or not, my mom was not sitting at the foot of my bed reading Mark Twain, petting a giant tarantula. Anyway, don't mix the pill form and the liquid form of Benadryl. And Nick has a fat fucking head. This was the. It was. Lizzy has a gap, but this is the original rock salt and nails home intruders get. Get to go into the pocket dimension. Just. Dear God. What are we doing?

[Cody]

We doing podcast.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, Edmund's here.

[Brandon Herrera]

Ever. What'd you guys all do last night? Cody just cooked steaks at 11pm yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, we just hung out my kitchen.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Till 3am Cody was cooking steak and I was dicking around with his bomb robot scaring his dogs. That's also true.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, that's a sentence.

[Brandon Herrera]

What's the dog robot?

[Donut Operator]

The bomb.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

The bomb. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

What is that?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You know like the little.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know how like Cody. What, you bought that? And then we haven't talked about that at all.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

R2 Fu.

[Cody]

Yeah, I found R2 Fu on eBay. He's a military surplus bomb robot. So like a SWAT robot?

[Donut Operator]

Did you just assume his gender?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Look, he's got a dildo Fair.

[Donut Operator]

If you're skilled enough, you can jerk yourself off with it.

[Cody]

I found this bomb robot and I bought it because like we said when, you know, when we were kids, we couldn't. We were poor as. And I'm just. Maybe I'm reliving my childhood now and it's Cool as. And we all get to play with it.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

What did. What did Moody say when you came home with a bomb robot?

[Donut Operator]

She went to go get it with us.

[Cody]

Yeah, Moody came with us to get the bomb robot.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You should marry her.

[Cody]

Yeah, I should marry that girl.

[Brandon Herrera]

What are the other.

[Donut Operator]

You should get right on that.

[Cody]

The what?

[Brandon Herrera]

What do the other dogs think of the other dogs? Yeah, but it looks like a dog.

[Donut Operator]

No, it's not a robot. It's not like a dog.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's not a robot dog. It's the one with the little tank treads. It's like this big. It's a tank with two arms.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was way off here. I thought you got one of the.

[Donut Operator]

No, no.

[Brandon Herrera]

The boss dynamic. Yeah, I thought you got one of those.

[Cody]

The one that the nw.

[Donut Operator]

So it's.

[Cody]

Shut up.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I have also seen that.

[Cody]

Is this real life?

[Donut Operator]

Did I take too much Benadryl?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

One of those.

[Donut Operator]

The talon bomb defusal robot.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I was way off. I thought you got one of the dog ones. No.

[Donut Operator]

Editor, can we please put up the talon bomb defusal robot? Don't put that up. Chase.

[Brandon Herrera]

What do you do with it in your home?

[Cody]

I don't.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You make steaks while I play with it. What do you mean? The same thing I do with my giant atomic bomb replica. Hey, you guys want to come over, drink beer and look at this?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Look at the cool limited edition item I've acquired.

[Cody]

Look, Nick said he was hungry last night, so I cooked steaks and we played with bomb robot.

[Brandon Herrera]

It sounds like a great time.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Don't get me wrong.

[Cody]

I thought it was cool.

[Brandon Herrera]

What all can it do?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yes, everything.

[Brandon Herrera]

Literally.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

How does it operate? I have no. There's a. There's a. You remember like the. The knockoff pelican cases in the army? Yeah, the big ones that float. It's like one of those in cs.

[Donut Operator]

Go.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

And you undo the things and open it up and there's like a screen, and there's all the controls and knobbies and shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

There's four screens. Yeah, four cameras.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You got an arm camera, a front camera, a back camera, and some other camera. Holy shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

You got, like, a legit one, too?

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah. I want to bring it over here for us to play with it on the episode or something.

[Donut Operator]

It should be the gang's new bartender.

[Brandon Herrera]

There's a microphone. Yeah, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

So you can tell people, drop the gun, push to talk.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus Christ.

[Cody]

Bomb robot.

[Donut Operator]

Your bomb robot has a voip.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

There's a butt plug with electrodes in it.

[Brandon Herrera]

What Crazy. What's the fire control that lights up.

[Donut Operator]

The butt plug with the electrode in.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Case you want to rig it to a bunch of C4 and blow somebody up? Which you mean.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Which is exactly what they did in Dallas. That I know.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

That's why I brought it up.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, yeah, dude, they.

[Cody]

The Dallas barking girl. The out of the guy's butthole.

[Brandon Herrera]

What was the Dallas one?

[Donut Operator]

So there was that guy who ambushed a bunch of cops years ago. Like 10 years, something like that.

[Cody]

During a BLM protest.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that was the bad one.

[Donut Operator]

I think it was even before that.

[Cody]

If I'm not mistaken, the largest loss of law enforcement officers since 9 11. Yes, it was during a BLM protest. A dude just started smoking cops.

[Donut Operator]

I think it was. I think it was before. Like it was years before. Before. Like it was. It was an anti cop thing. But like the guy just started smoking cops from. It was a parking garage or something like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, he was. This was outside a building. Cuz he was using those pillars and actually moving like he did proper movement.

[Cody]

Exactly. The one that. Yeah. That we're talking about.

[Brandon Herrera]

Cuz he would actually run.

[Cody]

Ended up not being a parking garage. Sorry, I told you that.

[Donut Operator]

It was 2016.

[Cody]

He was in a lot. I think he ended up in a library. Like a library building. But there was only one hall for long enforcement to come down. And so like a fatal funnel. And they couldn't. They couldn't shoot him because they were trying to shoot him the entire night after he killed five cops. And so they had to drive the bomb robot down with a. Like. I think it had like 2 pounds of C4 on it. And they just pulled it up to him and blew it up and just like smoked the dude with C4.

[Donut Operator]

Good.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Beep, boop.

[Cody]

Hello. So that's what those buttons.

[Brandon Herrera]

The LCD screen with a smile.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Then explodes.

[Donut Operator]

Wait for flash.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

20. 2016. It was the Dallas police shooting. Tragic incident where five police officers were killed and several others injured during a protest against police brutality. Sorry, is something funny, Hunter? I made a joke.

[Brandon Herrera]

That was a bad one. I remember watching that one and knowing. Oh, that guy actually trained. Trained.

[Donut Operator]

I'm sorry.

[Brandon Herrera]

Situation.

[Donut Operator]

You were 100, right? With BLM, I was thinking for whatever reason in my mind I was mentally associating BLM with 2020. Like summer love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cody]

No, that. That was. It was during a. I can't remember who they were protesting. Someone that. What's up, Michael Brown?

[Brandon Herrera]

Hands up.

[Donut Operator]

Don't shoot.

[Cody]

It wasn't. It wasn't a Michael Brown one. It was the dude in Louisiana. But. But yeah, the dude thought the best.

[Donut Operator]

Way to Orlando Sterling.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, they drove the bomb robot in and just blew this up. Which also brought a bunch of questions where it's like, when can we. We can just use things like this to kill people.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's like, if you kill people. Yes.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

[Donut Operator]

You warned me about how strong the grip was. I was fucking around with it yesterday and shouts out my boy veteran with.

[Cody]

A sign, what's up, dude? What's up, bro?

[Donut Operator]

He put a blanket on me while.

[Cody]

I was napping upstairs. Dude. Love you to death, bro.

[Donut Operator]

Love you to death, dude.

[Cody]

So we were hanging out yesterday and.

[Donut Operator]

I was fucking around with the sex robot, as some would call it, because it depends on how you use it technically. But they were like, careful, it's got really strong grip.

[Cody]

And I had the thought, yeah, you.

[Donut Operator]

Could technically rip somebody's penis off.

[Brandon Herrera]

Just picturing it with the tits placed on it and then fifi on the back.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, it's a hot ass robot.

[Brandon Herrera]

You still have the tank treads and everything.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You could go to Dallas and rip.

[Cody]

Off Orlando Bloom's dick.

[Brandon Herrera]

Whatever y' all were talking about.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You've heard of drive tanks? Well, get ready for.

[Cody]

Be like, you haven't seen it yet, right? No, I put googly eyes on it.

[Donut Operator]

Did you really? Yeah, I haven't seen that part. Where'd you put them?

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

On one of the arms.

[Cody]

Face. R2 Fu has a face now.

[Donut Operator]

It's got that claw.

[Cody]

Dude, your dick clean off.

[Donut Operator]

You tested the grip just like Orlando Bloom.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, they.

[Donut Operator]

They warned me about it. So I was. I was concerned. And there was a white claw can sitting on the dining room table. And I went over and I picked it up and they were like, careful, it grips really strong. So my immediate follow up question was, you could rip somebody's dick off of this thing?

[Cody]

Yeah, dude. Grab it and rotate its hand.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, just. Good morning.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

It's five o' clock at night.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know. Oh, my God. What are we doing?

[Donut Operator]

Are we doing a podcast or what's up?

[Brandon Herrera]

And on that note, close around.

[Donut Operator]

It's been two hours. I was napping for two hours. Yes. So is Richard.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

You are literally the unsub guy on the couch.

[Cody]

Well, I wasn't on the couch.

[Donut Operator]

I was up on the floor. And to say hi to Eli Studio, My truck's dead as fuck.

[Brandon Herrera]

We gotta get jumper cables. Richard woke up during this podcast starting. He was like, it's over now. It's just beginning.

[Donut Operator]

I think we did the sign off on Patreon. He's just like, you guys already went.

[Brandon Herrera]

For two hours the credit.

[Cody]

Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. I'm Donut Operator.

[Donut Operator]

Fuck you. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

Cody.

[Cody]

Oh, it's so good to have Mr. Trout back again. Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribed podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We love you.

[Donut Operator]

Quack, bang out.

[Brandon Herrera]

Quack, bang out.

[Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician]

My head's perfectly normal sized.