Podcast Summary: "The Gang Gets Jacked! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 222"
Podcast Information:
- Title: Unsubscribe Podcast
- Host/Authors: Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, & Nick the Fat Electrician
- Episode: The Gang Gets Jacked! | Ep 222
- Release Date: July 21, 2025
1. Recent Adventures and Natural Disasters
The episode kicks off with the hosts sharing their recent experiences dealing with significant flooding in the Kerrville area. Brandon Herrera elaborates on the rapid changes caused by the floodwaters:
"[04:07] Brandon Herrera: And I can't emphasize enough how different that was a week ago. Like, it was even worse. There's a lot of cleanup that has been done since, which is awesome."
Donut Operator adds his perspective on the severity of the floods:
"[04:32] Donut Operator: And a lady was stuck on a log, a tree that was going downriver for eight hours it traveled. She traveled 14 miles stuck, and it ended up at one of those houses. And that family saved that woman, pulled her off the tree. She rode all the way down that river. I was like, holy. 12 miles is fucking wild there."
The hosts express relief and appreciation for the community's efforts in cleanup and rescue operations, highlighting the destructive power of nature and the collective resilience in the face of disasters.
2. Dislike for Water and Its Implications
A recurring theme in the episode is the hosts' aversion to water. Nick the Fat Electrician openly shares his disdain:
"[05:16] Nick the Fat Electrician: I don't like the ocean. All you nerds. I want to live by the coast."
Donut Operator echoes similar sentiments, emphasizing his discomfort with water:
"[05:27] Donut Operator: I've never said that once. I'm Mexican. I hate fucking water. I sink like a goddamn rock."
Brandon Herrera contrasts his own preference by mentioning his enjoyment of beachside restaurants:
"[09:14] Brandon Herrera: I like looking at it like, I don't. I don't. I'm not necessarily a big. Like, I don't want to jump in the water, like be out deep sea fishing or any shit like that. But like, I like sitting like at a restaurant that's beachside. I like stuff like that."
This segment not only highlights personal preferences but also delves into broader discussions about the impact of environmental factors on their lifestyles and content creation.
3. Real Estate Ownership and Economic Concerns
The conversation shifts to real estate, with the hosts expressing concern over property ownership concentrations in Hawaii:
"[12:10] Nick the Fat Electrician: Oh yeah. After those fires went through, it was like Oprah and the Rock were buying up all the properties of the houses that went down."
Donut Operator brings attention to Larry Ellison's significant ownership of Lanai:
"[12:20] Donut Operator: Guess how much of a percentage he owns. 98%... Larry Ellison owns 98% of Lanai."
The discussion evolves into a hypothetical scenario about the effects of tourism decline and exorbitant property taxes:
"[10:45] Brandon Herrera: Hypothetical though, and I don't know the truth on this one way or the other. If all of the Americans just left, would they not be even more fucked?"
Nick the Fat Electrician draws parallels to the sci-fi movie "Elysium," envisioning Mars as an exclusive enclave for the wealthy:
"[13:23] Nick the Fat Electrician: Like as soon as space travel becomes mainstream, like Mars is one giant HOA for rich people. It's all it is. Like that's what's gonna happen."
This segment underscores the hosts' concerns about economic disparities, property ownership, and the future implications of space colonization by the elite.
4. Gaming Insights: Escape from Tarkov and Expedition 33
The hosts delve into their gaming experiences, particularly focusing on "Escape from Tarkov" and "Expedition 33." Brandon Herrera discusses the latest in-game weapon releases:
"[17:28] Brandon Herrera: Oh, no, we know. I got that coming up. And I got a batch of stuff. We got a bunch of guns... AK50 stuff, working on new stuff like that."
Nick the Fat Electrician shares insights on game mechanics and the realistic aspects of "Escape from Tarkov":
"[20:31] Nick the Fat Electrician: It's a pretty realistic game, like, comparatively... you have some dude like that that's super good at, like, Willers is probably one of the best players on the planet."
Donut Operator praises the game's depth and complexity:
"[24:16] Donut Operator: Jesse, that is better than I thought."
In discussing "Expedition 33," Brandon shares his mixed feelings due to his preference for turn-based combat but appreciates the game's story:
"[83:11] Brandon Herrera: I don't like turn-based combat and like, you got me into it. The story is so good, it makes up for the fact that I don't like the playstyle. It's really good."
These discussions provide listeners with an in-depth look into the hosts' gaming preferences, challenges, and the immersive nature of modern video games.
5. Developing New Shows: Darwin Awards and Pepper Box
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the brainstorming and development of new shows. Brandon Herrera introduces the concept of "Darwin Awards," collaborating with his co-hosts:
"[16:25] Brandon Herrera: I've learned that I like Darwin Awards better when I've got somebody to riff off of. It's usually a lot of fun."
Nick the Fat Electrician expresses his initial reluctance but eventually embraces the idea:
"[17:02] Nick the Fat Electrician: Should get other people involved."
Donut Operator enthusiastically supports the venture, emphasizing the collaborative nature of their creative process:
"[17:12] Donut Operator: This is how the double barrel shotgun was invented. Same concept, nothing, never mind."
The hosts outline their plans to incorporate multiple storylines and acts, drawing inspiration from shows like "Veep" for comedic timing and political satire:
"[37:26] Brandon Herrera: Yeah. Because you could tell they just knock out the story bits and then they just let them fucking just rip with each other."
Additionally, they discuss "Pepper Box," another show concept focused on gun store operations, highlighting their commitment to diverse content creation.
6. Fitness Challenges and Boxing Sessions
Brandon Herrera announces an upcoming fitness challenge aimed at building community and accountability among listeners:
"[38:35] Nick the Fat Electrician: Sure."
Donut Operator elaborates on the structure, including cash prizes, merchandise, and a 60-day timeline:
"[38:35] Donut Operator: Yeah, 60 days. We will get jacked as shit or lose a lot of weight or motivate in some aspect."
The conversation shifts to their personal boxing sessions, recounting humorous and intense sparring moments:
"[29:21] Brandon Herrera: The first time, watching you hit pads while we were there, I was like, same. What is this cocksucker not good at besides swimming?"
Nick the Fat Electrician reflects on the physical and emotional aspects of boxing:
"[32:34] Brandon Herrera: So sweaty."
These segments emphasize the hosts' dedication to physical fitness, camaraderie, and the therapeutic aspects of combat sports.
7. Experiences with Discipline and Parenting
The hosts share personal anecdotes about disciplining children, reflecting on the challenges of confronting misbehavior in public settings:
"[41:03] Nick the Fat Electrician: ...in public. It's like, I have zero reservations about yelling at other people's kids."
Brandon Herrera discusses the balance between maintaining discipline and fostering friendships:
"[44:30] Brandon Herrera: Like, I've at all. I'm not a parent, so I really, like, I don't have a whole lot of ground in this."
Donut Operator adds to the conversation by highlighting a specific incident involving an unruly child:
"[45:50] Donut Operator: They just go like, don't let him plan it."
This discussion underscores the hosts' views on accountability, discipline, and the complexities of parenting—or, in some cases, non-parenting—roles in social environments.
8. Streaming Platforms: Twitch vs. Kick
Cody, one of the co-hosts, provides insights into his experiences with streaming platforms, comparing Twitch and Kick:
"[24:05] Cody: Definitely the streaming. They got like a 95.5ad split or revenue split. 95.5 compared to Twitch's 70 30."
The hosts debate the financial and functional aspects of each platform, discussing revenue splits and the negotiation process:
"[24:27] Brandon Herrera: No, like he's taking 30, right?"
Cody clarifies his agreement structure:
"[24:31] Brandon Herrera: ...that is better than I thought."
This segment offers valuable information for aspiring podcasters and streamers, highlighting the economic considerations when choosing a platform.
9. Historical Discussions: Civil War and Beyond
A substantial portion of the episode delves into historical tales from the Civil War era. Nick the Fat Electrician narrates the heroic story of Robert Smalls, a former slave who became a naval captain and politician:
"[180:11] Nick the Fat Electrician: ...he was the first dude that developed modern fire teams. So like, really, they put a lot of thought into it and everything."
Donut Operator adds context about advanced spy tactics and their impact on historical events:
"[192:35] Donut Operator: Just imagine that day at the office. Like, man, you got home, you're like, dude, I watched a man get caned almost to death. What? Why didn't anyone stop it?"
Brandon Herrera brings up the infamous caning of Charles Sumner, a pivotal event that escalated tensions leading to the Civil War:
"[187:03] Brandon Herrera: ...Charles Sumner ends up talking shit and like disparaging the guy's brother and making fun of his speech impediment...".
These discussions provide listeners with engaging and educational content, exploring lesser-known historical events and their ramifications.
10. Product Promotions and Advertisements
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Conclusion: Episode 222 of the Unsubscribe Podcast, titled "The Gang Gets Jacked!," offers a rich tapestry of discussions ranging from personal anecdotes and gaming insights to in-depth historical narratives and future content plans. The hosts blend humor, camaraderie, and informative dialogue, providing listeners with both entertainment and educational value. Their exploration of new show concepts like "Darwin Awards" and "Pepper Box," coupled with their commitment to community-building fitness challenges, underscores their dedication to evolving and engaging their audience.