The Surprising WW1 History Of Hennessy | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 269

Summary

Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 269: The Surprising WW1 History of Hennessy

Date: June 21, 2026
Hosts: Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, The Fat Electrician (Nick), with guest Chris a.k.a. Kingpix Media
Producer: Daylight Media
Special Guest: Darnell

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Episode Overview

This lively and irreverent episode brings the Unsubscribe crew together to trade stories, roast each other, and—eventually—delve into the intriguing history of Hennessy's popularity among Black Americans, tracing it back to World War I. Along the way, the guys riff on hats, Facebook Marketplace, familial drama, law enforcement, live shows, and the chaos of group memory. Their trademark humor, banter, and edgy jokes are on full display as tangents abound, but the heart of the show is always about camaraderie—and a surprisingly legit dive into Black GI experiences overseas.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introductions and Running Jokes (02:37–06:00)

• The guys joke about racial ambiguity, Sprite, hats, and the number of Black people in the room—a running gag throughout the show.
• “Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. And Brandon, his hair is fabulous. Donut the dog joked his position. There's a fat electrician.” – Eli Double Tap (00:52)
• Playful debate over whether Nick the Fat Electrician’s wife is Black or white. Nick confirms she’s Black and has dreads, dispelling assumptions.

2. The Great “Have You Been Here?” Debate (08:10–24:26)

• A 15-minute argument about whether Nick has ever been in the unsub house before, full of gaslighting, memory lapses, and friendly accusations.
• Debates, photographic memory jokes, and the promise of free merch if anyone can provide a photo of Nick in the house.
• Notable Quote: “If you can find a photo of me in this house... free. Oh, my gosh. I got merch. I got merch on bunker branding. You get two T shirts.” – Nick (22:19)
• Eventually, the group sorts it out and Nick admits defeat.

3. First Range Day & Group Friendships (24:34–27:03)

• King Trout reminisces about being invited to his first range day, underestimating the size and chaos of the event, and imposing on Brandon’s hospitality.
• Running joke about guests never leaving after crashing at each other's homes.

4. WWI, Black Soldiers & Cognac: The Hennessy Story

(28:15–32:15 — Key Segment)

• Darnell and King Trout (Connor) discuss why Hennessy is associated with Black communities, linking it to Black GI experiences in France during WWI.
• Notable Explanation:
  • Connor: “America, in the early 1900s, before we full... Well, it was right when we entered World War I. We were like, man, we are about to be involved in this European war. We got to send a lot of young men over to die. Who do we send first? …It was black guys. So we sent over a bunch of… black men over to fight.”
  • Black units, such as the Harlem Hellfighters, were among the first deployed and experienced equality in France lacking in the US, including the freedom to drink Cognac in bars.
  • "So all of these…American black dudes were over in France hanging out in the bars, which also… This was right before prohibition, too. Going boozing it up with all these beautiful French women. And, yeah, came back home and they just had a taste for [cognac].” – King Trout (31:13)
  • Darnell: “The French were notoriously not racist towards black people during World War I. …a lot of black people’s experience… just getting treated like an equal. And the French… you could drink in bars with white people.”
  • This explains Hennessy’s lasting popularity in Black American culture.
• The group debates the term “doughboys” (30:29–31:08). Clarifies it referred generally to American troops, though the first U.S. units to France were segregated Black regiments.

5. Law Enforcement Stories & Code 1738 (32:02–33:43)

• Nick tells a law enforcement inside joke: attractive women on calls are radioed as “1738’s,” a code he stole from Remy Martin’s 1738 cognac.
• Quote: "If you go on a call and there’s an attractive young woman, then you on the radio to your zone partner say, yeah, we’ve got a 1738 over here." – Nick (32:20)

6. Internet Fame & The Struggles of Content Creation

• Guests and hosts trade tales of scaling content, balancing family, National Guard/law enforcement commitments, and social media pressure (10:44–13:38).
• Stories of “first times” with the crew, including awkward pickup rides, permanently closed restaurants, and the infamous “wet willie” prank.
• “My first time here…I get there and there’s boxes everywhere. And he’s like, oh, come on in. And I’m like, did you just move in? He was like, yeah. I was like, when? He said today.” – Nick (15:34)

7. Live Shows & Backstage Stories (97:52–98:28)

• Discusses nerves during live stage events, Nick’s debut, and massive crowd energy at Florida’s event.
• “The crowd…like, yeah, it was. It was… never experienced that before. So I kind of hit a little…hard reset right there…” – Nick (97:21)

8. On Facebook Marketplace & Spousal Frustrations (104:53–111:41)

• Fat Electrician and Darnell swap horror stories about wives buying and selling junk on Facebook Marketplace, often at a net loss.
• “My wife buys so many things on Facebook Marketplace. And she’ll say, oh, by the way, can you go pick this up, bro?” (105:04)
• Darnell recounts selling a bed set for $7 in a location surrounded by drug deals and concludes, “I'm like fifty in the hole on this ten dollar bed set.” (108:48)

9. More Law Enforcement Anecdotes: Pepper Spray in Hospitals (121:37–125:46)

• Nick recounts using pepper spray in a hospital ER to prevent an assault, prompting a chain of supervisor calls and paperwork.
• “Why did you use pepper spray in here? I was like, because there was an assault… I had to take action.” (123:23)

10. Medical & Emergency Stories

• Stories about arterial bleeding, tourniquets, and the wild situations encountered as a cop.
• Nick: “First time I really saw…that level of bleeding…I may or may not have been watching an ISR feed…there was an explosion…where’s all this water?...That’s not water.” (130:04–131:22)

11. Miscellaneous Banter: Hats, Accents, Gypsies, and Superpowers

• Intense debate over hat-fitting, head sizes, and backward vs. forward wearing (82:01–86:47, 89:12–93:33).
• Darnell, Nick, and Eli riff on fitting hats, with “hat in the shower” and “cereal bowl” jokes taking center stage.
• Tales about gypsies in Virginia and Ireland, cigarette resale schemes, and sharing lived experiences (138:03–141:43).
• They assign Nick a skit superhero persona “The Black Light,” with the twist he can only use super speed when carrying something he’s just stolen—usually, a bike. (101:04–102:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hennessy:
  • "All of these, like, black dude, American black dudes were over in France hanging out in the bars... Going boozing it up with all these beautiful French women. And, yeah, came back home and they just had a taste for it." – King Trout (31:13)
• On Code-worded Attraction Police Calls:
  • "We've got a 1738 over here." – Nick (32:20)
• On Content Creation:
  • "Just working with Zach and Eric from Echelon and, you know, linking up with you guys, it's… interesting as a content creator, because I'm not a full-time content creator, but that's kind of the goal." – Nick (13:38)
• On Facebook Marketplace:
  • “I'm like fifty in the hole on this ten dollar bed set.” – Darnell (108:48)
• On Peppering a Hospital:
  • “Why did you use pepper spray in here? …I had to take action.” – Nick (123:23)
  • “Well, you know, you just have to be considerate of people around you, blah, blah, blah. I was like, or I could be considered of the elderly man that was about to be knocked into the afterlife…” – Nick (125:03)
• On Surviving Childbirth—Sort of:
  • “So they're…congratulating us. And they go, Mr. Penderhughes, would you like to hold your baby?… Before I knew it, I was laying on the floor. And the nurse comes running in with smelling salt…She's got the shears, they're about to cut my uniform off… I smacked her hand, the shears go flying across the room. …You will not cut this uniform.” – Nick (135:39–136:19)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• WWI & Hennessy History: 28:15–32:15
• The Unsub House Debate: 08:10–24:26
• First Range Day & Group Bonds: 24:34–27:03
• Law Enforcement Code 1738/Attraction Joke: 32:02–33:43
• Live Show Recap: 97:52–98:28
• Facebook Marketplace Rants: 104:53–111:41
• Pepper Spray Hospital Story: 121:37–125:46
• Hat Fitting & Head Size Banter: 82:01–93:33, 89:12–93:33
• Gypsy/Law Enforcement Tales: 138:03–141:43
• Superpower Assignments - The Black Light: 101:04–102:45

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Tone & Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Unsubscribe: boisterous, relentless, and unscripted, heavy on inside jokes, race and cop humor, and the ritualistic roasting of each other. Even as the pod meanders, the heart of their history lesson on Hennessy and its connections to Black US soldiers in France shines—both educational and funny. As always, the sincerity behind the jokes and the authenticity of their friendship make the chaos worth the ride.

Where to Find the Guest

• Chris / Kingpix Media:
  • Website: kingpixmedia.com
  • YouTube, Instagram, Twitch, Kick: Kingpix Media
  • Daily streams and Discord community

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Closing Quote

King Trout: "Thank you once again for tuning in to the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined once and always by Eli Double Tap, the fat electrician Chris AKA King kingpix Media..."

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Transcript

[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You could say that again.

[King Trout]

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[Brandon]

Now we party.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

This is incredible. Wow.

[Darnell]

I am clearing the rest of the day.

[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Rated pg.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude. My. That's a tourniquet on my brain.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Bunch of yns.

[King Trout]

Bunch of yns with their shy where war at twin. You're making me racist, bro.

[Brandon]

I'm.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm making you racist.

[King Trout]

No, you're encouraging it.

[Eli Double Tap]

You wanted to come on us.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How did we get here?

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't know, but it's crick.

[Darnell]

Cut that.

[King Trout]

Cut the out of that cut. Back to everybody laughing really hard at my joke though.

[Eli Double Tap]

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. And Brandon, his hair is fabulous. Donut the dog joked his position. There's a fat electrician.

[Brandon]

Welcome to Unsubscribe.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hey, what is up everyone? Before this episode starts, I just want to give a quick update and shout outs. Next week you will see the names of the different subscribers that have won thousand dollars just to say thank you for just everything we have been able to do. Also, I don't know if you've ever heard of Pepperbox tv, a little app streaming service that we started and even better as a 14 day free trial. But what do you get over at Pepperbox? Well actually a ton of stuff now an ad free experience. We have hundreds of exclusives, a huge community. We're actually about to do a giveaway over there as we hit one of the big milestones. And you can see shows like kind of consensual, habitually fat Donuts content just uncensored. It's weird without the quacks or the blurs. It hits different. No censorship. That is one of the biggest things and why we are so happy with that platform and extremely proud of how far it has gone. Also you'll have access to the Discord so you can chit chat over there. A very and I again a very active community on Pepperbox. So head over to Pepperbox TV and go sign up for that 14 day free trial. There is something giant around the corner. But you gotta be a member over at Pepperbox to win that thing. Seriously everyone, thank you so much. Go check out Pepperbox TV and now enjoy the show. 1, 2, 3.

[King Trout]

Hi everyone and welcome to another episode of the Unsubscribe. Podcast. Today, I'm joined, as always, always shut up. By Mr. Eli Double Tap, Nick the Fat Electrician.

[Darnell]

Chris.

[King Trout]

Mr. Kingpix Media. Hello. And myself, King Trout.

[Eli Double Tap]

Sorry. I was laughing because Darnell's black ass was sitting up front with a Sprite.

[King Trout]

Yeah, he distracted me.

[Eli Double Tap]

Of course he grabbed a Sprite. Yeah, exactly.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's why I started laughing. I made a whole video about that. I know why that's a thing.

[King Trout]

I made a whole YouTube video about why black people love Sprite. I swear to God.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I also take a seat when he's talking. When he talked about the history of Hennessy, I was immediately like. He was hooked.

[Brandon]

He said, Hennessy?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, we gonna talk about that?

[Darnell]

It's World War I, bro.

[King Trout]

Yeah, World War I.

[Eli Double Tap]

We about to get a history lesson.

[Darnell]

Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hey, we got King pics.

[Darnell]

What's up?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There's two Kings at this table.

[King Trout]

Yes, sir.

[Eli Double Tap]

Jim has terrible credit. Yeah.

[King Trout]

Connor. What?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How crazy is that?

[King Trout]

What did I do?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

One of us has really good credit. Really good credit.

[King Trout]

It's sure shit ain't me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Not you.

[Darnell]

One of you has a home.

[King Trout]

Yeah, fuck off.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry.

[King Trout]

Do you like Sprite?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry about. I do like Sprite with nose.

[King Trout]

I was like, I might out black

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

that one Sprite from McDonald's. It's spicy.

[King Trout]

Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Why is it so spicy?

[Darnell]

It is spicy.

[King Trout]

Yeah. I made the whole video about that.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

See?

[Eli Double Tap]

Fuck.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There's three of us here right now. Is this a record? Is this the most. This is the most it's ever been.

[King Trout]

There's four. You aren't counting me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Shut up.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, you two count as one together, Maybe.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, no, no. I'm. I'm 100%.

[Eli Double Tap]

Are you?

[King Trout]

Yes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Why does everyone. Everyone thinks that I'm so two things.

[Darnell]

Do you?

[King Trout]

Liar.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Everyone thinks that I'm mixed. And everyone thinks that my wife is white for some reason. I don't know why. Do I give. Do I give that off? I gotta. I gotta ask. I do. Am I allowed to speak?

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

Camera.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I thought you're right. I mean, I know you're married, but is she. My wife is a black woman with dreads.

[Darnell]

Darnell, in everybody's defense, the bill on your hat is more bent than mine.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's functional.

[King Trout]

Yeah. He wears his hat like I do.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You know, I'm wearing cowboy boots right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, man. If you're like, heads down and you look up, I would be one of those. That's my black friend. What's your name?

[King Trout]

Shout out my.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, sorry.

[Darnell]

How do you feel about his hat?

[Eli Double Tap]

I've never seen a black dude. He's standing in the corner. You're like, oh, that's a strong dude.

[Darnell]

He looks up, and we wear hats.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, what the.

[Eli Double Tap]

What? What?

[Brandon]

Hi.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Listen, this is. This is the darkest the unsub house has ever been, and I'm glad to be a part of it.

[King Trout]

If you were full, you would have pulled over. Like, we were.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I am full. We had a tinted windshield. We almost got pulled over. And then he saw y'. All. He saw the silhouette of the dreads and was, like,

[Eli Double Tap]

a little tarantula hair over there.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So there I was on the way here from the last spot we were at, and Chris goes, I think we're gonna get pulled over.

[King Trout]

And.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Cause the cop, he's going the opposite direction. He turns around, he's like, but there's a car between the cop and us, so it might be for them. And I'm looking, and I see the cop turn the lights on. I'm like, well, he's not speeding up to go around them, so it's probably them. And then I see them pull over and, like, all right, we're good. We're in the clear. We get to the house, these two fine African Americans show up, and, like, we got pulled over. And we're like, oh, no. Pause, pause.

[Eli Double Tap]

I get this text message going, 40 and a 30, despite the car in front of us doing a 50.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We didn't know that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Car in front of them. Or YouTube, which makes this thing even better, Followed by a photo with them being pulled over.

[Brandon]

We were not.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We were not speeding. We were not speeding. We were going the speed limit. Whatever the speed limit was in that area. We were going. That was the limit that we were going. And then we see this traffic stop take place. And then they came in the house hooting and hollering. I said, why are the loud ones here? I actually. I told Cody today. I had this thought on the plane, and you can cut this if this is too much.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, it's not. Go.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But I said, you know what? Instead of separating people and looking at skin color, why don't we separate them by volume? Put the loud ones in the back. And then right when I. Right when I said that, Cody, he stopped me. But still, think about that. Sorry, Nick. My bad.

[Darnell]

On the plane, I got to put earmuffs on. As I get closer to the back.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Back here, listening to Lil Boosie and talking on speakerphone. This is wild. Sorry, guys.

[Darnell]

I need a mic.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Where's our bike? I didn't. I did not plan on going this direction. But there's three of us here, you

[Eli Double Tap]

know, it's like a color swatch.

[King Trout]

Wow. Put this man on camera. You've got to race training.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We're going to. I'm going to have to take a knee later on.

[Darnell]

Do we not have the studio cam on?

[Eli Double Tap]

I know.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Darnell]

Oh, goodness.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They've revoked my blackness.

[King Trout]

They threw you under the back of the bus. Got your ass.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Gosh, if my wife watches this, she's gonna hate it.

[Eli Double Tap]

Babe, don't watch that one. We just talked about nothing.

[Brandon]

I'm just kidding.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

She doesn't watch my content same.

[King Trout]

Yeah, my wife doesn't either.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wow.

[Eli Double Tap]

God, I got real sad for a second already. It's starting strong.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Good times, man. It's been a long time in the making.

[King Trout]

I know.

[Eli Double Tap]

This is your first time on Unsub.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I. I was trying to convince him this is my first time at this house.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what?

[Darnell]

That's what we said.

[King Trout]

I swear.

[Darnell]

With him.

[King Trout]

Like, you've never been there. I have seen you standing like.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, there. That was another black guy. I went to

[Eli Double Tap]

you 100 been.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I went to the other house.

[Brandon]

Pepper.

[King Trout]

Pepper.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Pepper box.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

Never here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, I'm not lying, kid.

[Eli Double Tap]

Am I cra.

[King Trout]

I swear he's been here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You've wanted me here badly, but this is my. When I walked in today, I walked over here and I snapped a picture. I was like, wow, this is my first time here. And he's like, no, it's not. He's like, no, it's not. Shut up.

[King Trout]

I was confident. Yeah. And I said. I said.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, he said. He said, stop being so loud. And then he said.

[King Trout]

I said, you watched that lip, boy, is what I said.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You boys getting real mouthy these days.

[Eli Double Tap]

He said, you one of them uppity ones, aren't you? And I was like, connor, he's our guest.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What? Do you know how to read? Just because I'm a cook in the army doesn't mean that I'm.

[King Trout]

What you doing in the house, boy?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Jesus Christ. He's like, oh, lawnmower's out back.

[King Trout]

Straight kidding.

[Eli Double Tap]

Connor actually screamed and threw his wallet at him.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh, he did. I don't have anything. Just don't touch me. Don't taint my white and delight some skin. That's a Mormon joke, by the way. But we'll get into that later. Delightsome, white and delight some. Yeah, good times, though. I mean, hey, this is great. This is great. I'm coming back next month, so get ready for that.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm So I can't get it. I've swore you have been here multiple times. Why am I.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Because we did. We did the. We went out. I went out to Jake's house and we went on the range. We shot. There was two times we shot out there. I did. Man versus Morning.

[Eli Double Tap]

You've never just walked by. And then we.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I didn't. They. They always say, oh, yeah, the UNSUB house is. Is, you know, not far away. And I'm like, well, where is it? And they're like, oh, it's over there. And I just. I never, never went, damn.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we.

[King Trout]

I remember it differently.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. Which I'm going to probably trust you because I don't trust my brain.

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, welcome to unsub.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's great to be here. It's great. It really, like. This is. This is cool. I was looking at who you are. I am kingpick. Which cameras? Mine.

[Eli Double Tap]

The left one.

[King Trout]

There's two.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

My left or your left? All right. I am Kingpix Media and I am a content creator and a streamer. I do stream almost every day. I was telling Chris about it, but mostly just content creator. Spent almost 20 years in law enforcement, 15 of that in the National Guard.

[Eli Double Tap]

Thank you for your service.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, you know, it's. It's whatever. Oh, double salute. Hey. As you were. But the last two years, I've been on active duty on Adolf's Orders on the counter drug task force. So trying to balance that being a husband. My wife and I will be. Will be married 20 years next summer. I've got three kids. Homeschool, all three of the kids. So I'm very busy. We were talking about scaling content, and

[King Trout]

it's like, you married when you were 12.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'll be 41 this year.

[King Trout]

Geez, black don't crack.

[Darnell]

Well, we look like shit, don't we? Yeah, that's what I said last time he brought that because we were together in Dallas. I was like, oh, fuck.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I think when I realized that I was older than Jake when I did man versus Morning, I was like, I just. I didn't believe it. I was like, dude, there's no way I'm older than you. And he was like, why? And I was like, you look like shit. I don't want to say, but it rhymes with gray. It's on your face and on your hair.

[Darnell]

I have a gray arm hair now. Eli, look. Oh, yeah.

[King Trout]

He just found that.

[Darnell]

My gray gorilla.

[King Trout]

You just found that out in the driveway.

[Darnell]

No, leave it.

[Eli Double Tap]

I want him to oil it.

[Darnell]

I want it all. I want all.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's gonna look like a silver back.

[Darnell]

Yeah, that's what.

[King Trout]

That's literally what I call. I was like, you're turning into a gorilla.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

All my grays are below the belt.

[Eli Double Tap]

God, that feels so weird.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

You have gray pubes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

That's wild.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

Congrats, Gray Bush the Wise.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. It's like a little snow cone.

[King Trout]

You got a wizard for a dick.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I do. Gandalf the gray.

[King Trout]

Yeah. I'm glad I was able to steal this joke. And that flew under the radar, but,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

yeah, I'll be 41 this year. I've been doing content, I think, Nick, actually, you and I talked shot show,

[Darnell]

like, three years ago.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, before that, because it was 2021 or 2022, when we were both kind of blowing up on Instagram, which you. You've def. You got me beat. But I think it was July of 2022. He messaged me and he's like, hey, what mics do you use? And I told him, and then we talked a little bit, and then we met at shot show. And then Zach. A lot of. A lot of conversation. I have to mention Zach every podcast that I'm on. He told me I'm contractually obligated to mention him. He was like, yeah, do a solid 20 minutes on when you go on Jocko. And I was like, I'll give you five. But yeah, so just working with Zach and Eric from Echelon and, you know, linking up with you guys, it's. It's been. It's been interesting as a content creator, because I'm not a full time content creator, but that's kind of the goal. So we're. We're working on it.

[Darnell]

There's nothing more disheartening than coming here for the first time and realizing I'm not enough. That's my problem.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, how the did they figure this out?

[Eli Double Tap]

You just go home mad.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's funny you say that, because I actually am actually laugh.

[Darnell]

That was my impression the first time I came here, but it's it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

This is.

[Darnell]

I got picked up at the airport. Cody. Awkward. Don't know the guy. I just flew in. I just flew in. I was like, there's a good chance I'm getting murdered. I'd never, like, done anything with any barbecue. Cody picks me up from the airport, like, 45 minutes late. Nobody else responding to my texts. Cody, what's up, man? I'm Cody. Hey, I'm Nick. Awkward silence. Cody's like, so what do you do? I'm an electrician. He just goes, fuck. We don't talk for the five minutes.

[Brandon]

I got.

[Eli Double Tap]

I got picked up.

[King Trout]

Or no, I ubered to a restaurant that doesn't exist.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Nice.

[King Trout]

Yeah. That was great directions. Thank you. I met Eli, Jack Mandeville, and Nick and everybody, but Nick gave me a hug.

[Darnell]

Yep.

[King Trout]

And I hold that.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Why didn't you give him a. Fuck him?

[Darnell]

That's why.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what was the first one he got sent to? Sorry, my memory.

[Darnell]

Well, the place we just came from, when it was.

[King Trout]

When it was. It was a different.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, okay. Where did they take you?

[King Trout]

They took me there because you told me to go there.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. And then where were we there?

[Darnell]

I think they were closed.

[King Trout]

It was a permanently closed restaurant.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. Oh, I'm so confused. I don't remember the story.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

My bad dog.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm like, wait, what's going on? Like, what the fuck was it just closed. It just closed, like that day or the day before. Right?

[Brandon]

Sure.

[King Trout]

I don't know that I remember now

[Eli Double Tap]

because I was so confused because I showed up. I was like, what the fuck are you te. I forget now because show was helping on that side, and I just remember it's closed. And I was, like, pulled up. I was like, what the. I was just here yesterday. Huh?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, my first time here, I. I got in late and I ubered to Cody's house, and I get there and there's boxes everywhere. And he's like, oh, come on in. And I'm like, did you just move in? He was like, yeah. I was like, when he said today. And I'm like, are you sure it's okay that I stay here tonight? And he was like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. And sure enough, like, I think the second or third day, he was like, hey, I booked you a hotel. I booked you a hotel. We got some. We got some moving to do. I was like, yeah, that's. That's perfectly fine.

[Eli Double Tap]

This group of friends.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I mean, it's.

[King Trout]

See, now you're here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's a fantastic group of friends.

[Darnell]

Oh, no, that wasn't the worst part. About the first time I came here, you were still filming in the dining room.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, yeah.

[Darnell]

And the house that that dining room was located in was, like, well off the beaten path off of a private road with covered in potholes up a hill in the desert. I'm like, I'm going to get fucking murdered. And I'm, like, expecting to see, I don't know, a nice house. We turn the corner around the Hill, not a nice house, shack in the middle of the desert. I'm like, I am getting killed. Walk into the house, 90 fucking degrees.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh my gosh.

[Darnell]

Walk through the living room, fucking 12 fish tanks full of lizards. I'm like, I'm getting fucking killed. And then I

[King Trout]

have eyes type.

[Darnell]

Where's the bathroom? It was the hills have eyes type.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hey you. You right there. Hey. What do you not like about jeans?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Uh huh.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Darnell]

I'm like, where's the bathroom? I walk into the bathroom like Amazon boxes everywhere. A toilet that has like the lid down and has dust on it like has not been used in a very long time.

[Brandon]

Where are we?

[Darnell]

And then like an old bathtub, like

[King Trout]

a clawed claw foot bath.

[Darnell]

Claw foot bathtub with the metal ring around for the shower. No shower curtain. I was like, that's where my body's getting cut up. Perfect.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And now look at you.

[Eli Double Tap]

Batty's old house was Batty's old house. It was, it's like they bought a single wide and then started adding just single wides to that single wide and whatever factual they decided.

[King Trout]

Home Depot shed staple on the side

[Eli Double Tap]

like, dude, it was bad. AC didn't work. You fucking wet willed and you invited people. I still like you wet willied Cody the first time meeting him. You're like, I'm like, and you got me and then the light just comes down and hits you in the head. I was like,

[Darnell]

that was a failure on Flux part too, because I said,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

the show's come a long way.

[Darnell]

I knew I was gonna wet Willie him ahead of time. And I sat there and I looked at. He fluck. Didn't put it in the video because he missed it. But I sat there, looked at the camera like this,

[King Trout]

like, winding up.

[Darnell]

Is that a chinchilla? And then Cody looks, and I shoved it right in his ear. Hi, Brandon.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hello. Hey, Brandon.

[King Trout]

He's back from dc.

[Eli Double Tap]

Good to see you.

[Darnell]

I saw you on the tv.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm still match.

[King Trout]

My own podcast. I'm so mad.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We were both in D.C. last night. I didn't see. Were we?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

Oh, I was just about to tell a Brandon story, too. Hi, handsome.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I was gonna make one up.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna kiss my neck there?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon, wait. Before you go. Here, stand right here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Get in here.

[Darnell]

Okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

We were all. All of us here were at the bar and we all drove separate. Who got pulled over? Dang it. Okay,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

wait. Also, we have another argument to settle. Brandon, have I ever been to this house before? Have you ever seen me in this house?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[King Trout]

Thank you. Yeah, you've been here before. No, you forgot the memory. That's where I seen the kitchen. You came over.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. I have a selective photographic memory, and there is not a photograph in my memories of me in this. I have never been through this photo.

[Darnell]

You've been in this house.

[King Trout]

You've been here before. Everybody but you remembers you being here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I would remember.

[Brandon]

King of pics. Your mental picks suck.

[King Trout]

Yeah, we're not sliding you, so I.

[Brandon]

I didn't know which side of the argument.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Have you seen me here, by the way?

[Eli Double Tap]

Now, your photographic memories just stick figures.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, shades brown or white. It's also. It's also not a photographic memory. Got a memory like a goldfish.

[Darnell]

Connor.

[Brandon]

There's.

[Eli Double Tap]

Connor.

[King Trout]

There was a wild hunt and then.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I've got no reason to lie, you, Honor. I've never. I've never. I don't think I've ever been to this house, Nick.

[Darnell]

Been to this house.

[King Trout]

You've been here before?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, that's how I'm. Like what? Like everyone here has spent a lot

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

of time together at other places.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yes, but we. I specifically. You remember here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yes.

[Eli Double Tap]

See, I. I have here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How would I have come here? And I've not been on the podcast.

[King Trout]

No, because you came out like everybody out there is doing. You did the quiet, like, whisper, like, hey, what's going on?

[Eli Double Tap]

Guys.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Chris, how can you.

[Darnell]

How can you come be at the

[Eli Double Tap]

house without being on the podcast?

[Darnell]

Look at the room with seven people in it in front of you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, but they've all been on the podcast.

[Darnell]

No, they haven't.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, no.

[King Trout]

Nobody except Brandon.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, occasionally.

[King Trout]

Yeah, from time to time.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sometimes. I've never.

[King Trout]

I swears it. There.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There would be a photo somewhere.

[King Trout]

I'm going to find it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There would be a photo. So that'll be a challenge for those of you watching, if you can find a photo of me in this house free. Oh, my gosh. I got merch. I got merch on bunker branding. You get two T shirts.

[King Trout]

You were here because we went to. I'm going to find. I'm going to get whatever the prize you just listed was.

[Eli Double Tap]

Two T shirts. Really opened that wall restaurant we.

[King Trout]

We came from today.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Got it. Like, y'.

[King Trout]

All. We went. You were here, and then we went to the restaurant we came from. And then you live streamed from the restaurant.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I never left the restaurant. My first time at.

[King Trout]

He remembers. Yeah. Because we sat at the table by. We sat at the table by the

[Darnell]

bathroom I've ever been in. We did a shooting competition at Jake's

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

house because Eli brought that weird ass. Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

And we came back here and went

[Darnell]

from here to that restaurant.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's 100% right. You've been.

[King Trout]

We. We. We sat at the long table by the bathroom because I roll with Brandon

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

in the cyber truck.

[Eli Double Tap]

To my truck.

[King Trout]

You ordered a smash burger.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I got a smash burger today, too.

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Did I drive the cyber truck?

[Darnell]

No.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, no or no?

[King Trout]

You.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay, okay.

[Darnell]

The pasture came back at my truck. We all came back here because we

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

also went to his house.

[Eli Double Tap]

You want to add Brandon to this? Brandon, you want to get added?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It might be.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we can just add you real quick because we just can't be here the whole time.

[Brandon]

But I can jump in.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, you're.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I do remember going to your house because I remember the MP7 and I was like, oh, this is cool. Okay, you know what? Okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

Share her mic.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Listen, listen. Okay, I will concede. I will concede. Hey, guys. I've been here before.

[Darnell]

Told you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I have been here before.

[Darnell]

Told you.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, now you're like.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, because when he painted the picture. Because I do remember doing the live stream.

[King Trout]

You were on the. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And then. Because that was just the. That was just like the group. This. It was a small. It wasn't the. The range day. It was just a group of us.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Then I remember riding in the Cybertruck. And I didn't realize how fast they go.

[King Trout]

Spooky fast.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Speed limit. They go to speed limit. They go to speed limit.

[King Trout]

Speed limit.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I didn't realize how quickly they go from zero to the speed limit. But I do remember going to his house because the MP7. But I did. Okay, okay, you got. Okay, you know what?

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I was like, I swear I'm really good at admitting when I'm wrong. I don't know if you guys know this. And I've been married 20 years. I'm really.

[Darnell]

20 minutes of the podcast where we argue about it. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry. So where were we?

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, I was.

[King Trout]

I was gonna tell my. My first range day story. Talking about the. The group and everything.

[Darnell]

You just tell Darnell about Hennessy, for the love of God. He's fingernails.

[King Trout]

He's been over there drooling.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's a chopping at the bit, Drew. I want that purple stuff.

[King Trout]

Talk about Hennessy. But I got invited to range day. It was my first range day, which you guys had hosted for or Cody and Brandon had hosted anyway for a few years. And it was the first one I had been invited to because I met Cody and Brandon and all you guys when I got came down for unsub three, four years ago. And for some reason, in my imagination, the range day was like 10 people. It's like, these are just off wins and we come out and shoot guns, so. And I was broke as still am, but I hit up Brandon and I was like, hey, man, where should I stay at? Like, when I'm going down there? Like, what's close by? And he told me, like, the general area or whatever. And I looked at the hotel and it was like $1200 a night or something.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Gosh.

[King Trout]

And I was like, can I just like, crash at your house? Like, is that a big deal? And he's like, I fucking guess so, dude.

[Darnell]

And then he never left.

[King Trout]

It's full circle, but, like, it was so imposing. I thought it was just like, 10 people are gonna be there. Like, I was like, oh, you know, like six people are gonna be in town of the four people who live here. Like, maybe we're just. We just crash at each other's houses or whatever. He very thankfully said yes. So I crashed at his fucking house. We show up to the first, which. Thank you. Show up to the range day and there's like hundreds of people. And I was like, oh, my God, I have overstepped so extremely.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So we got a bigger boat.

[King Trout]

Yeah. And then when people are like, oh, where Are you at. And I'm like, I'm staying at Brandon's house. Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then that was the night, I think you got belligerently drunk and threatened to my couch.

[King Trout]

I didn't threaten to your couch. I told you I would.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wait a second.

[King Trout]

That was a promise.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What was the couch wearing?

[King Trout]

Nothing.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So that's kind of the mindset. Like, anytime I've come down here, I've crashed with somebody. And the only time I stayed in a hotel was when Cody was moving into his house and I was staying at his house, driving his vehicles, eating his food. And the third day, he was like, yeah, you gotta go.

[King Trout]

Well, he just moved in.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, that's true, too.

[King Trout]

Also, you know, give him a couple years.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Other people that live there. So when I was. When I was on my flight here show text me. She was like, did you book a hotel? And I was like, was I supposed to? And she was like, so then I called Cody, and Cody was like, oh, yeah, you can just stay at the unsub house. So I was like, oh, yeah. They said I could stay at the Elmsub house. She's like, it's full.

[Eli Double Tap]

We got you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

We booked you a hotel.

[Darnell]

Is it full?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

Who's in the other room?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Darnell.

[Eli Double Tap]

Darnell.

[Darnell]

Oh, my bad.

[Eli Double Tap]

You didn't see him?

[Darnell]

Yeah, I didn't know he was staying here. I thought he had a place in town.

[Eli Double Tap]

He was leaking.

[Darnell]

He lives in California. I don't know that.

[King Trout]

Darnell was my office, so.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

As was racist.

[Darnell]

I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

This is why I don't come to these fucking things.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

Speaking of Hennessy, let's tell that story.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, go ahead. Yeah, we got to get back to that Hennessy history.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's the title of this episode.

[Darnell]

Why black people like Hennessy?

[Brandon]

I genuinely don't know. World War I.

[King Trout]

World War I. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

You didn't know that the French. The French, like, were notoriously not racist towards black people during World War I, right?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They are now.

[Darnell]

Well, depending on which God you pray to. So, yeah, I mean, it was like a lot of black people's experience, like, just getting treated like an equal. And the French, well, you got to

[King Trout]

talk about the doughboys.

[Darnell]

Go ahead.

[King Trout]

So America, in the early 1900s, before we full. Well, it was right when we entered World War I. We were like, man, we are about to be involved in this European war. We got to send a lot of young men over to die. Who do we send first? You'll never guess why you look at me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Don't look at me.

[King Trout]

It was black guys. So we sent over a bunch of. Bunch of young black men over to fight.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Bunch of y ins.

[King Trout]

A bunch of y ins with their shiny suits.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hey, we're warhead twin.

[King Trout]

Picked him up in Atlanta. No, this is back when they were. I almost. God, no. You're making me racist.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry, I'm making you racist?

[King Trout]

No, you're encouraging it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So what he's saying. I'm gonna translate that. What he's saying is his racism becomes more present when there's people of color around. Go ahead, finish your story.

[King Trout]

That's precisely what I said.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's how it works.

[King Trout]

God, he won't shut up.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's how it works in the movie theater. Hey. Huh? Hello. Nah, I ain't doing nothing. Just a little podcast. Sorry. Go ahead, go ahead.

[King Trout]

You gotta hold it like a piece of toast.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Why a piece of toast? That is enough.

[King Trout]

I'll reel it in. I'll reel it in.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Can you grab me a Sprite with no ice, please?

[King Trout]

How long have you guys been going?

[Eli Double Tap]

Way shorter.

[King Trout]

Way shorter than you think this is.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we're just. What are we, six minutes in?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How long did it take you to

[Brandon]

break out the knife hand right there?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Did I. Was that. Did I do the knife hand?

[Brandon]

You knife handed editor.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Pull it up. That is enough.

[King Trout]

Yes. Of the doughboys we sent over, like a bunch of like, young black men

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

as, like, tree soldiers.

[King Trout]

Why call them.

[Brandon]

Was doughboys exclusively black, though? Yes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Really?

[King Trout]

I am fairly certain, yes.

[Brandon]

I didn't think so. I thought that was just a general.

[Darnell]

Like, that was a general slang term for Americans.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[King Trout]

Oh, well, I know the. Like, the first group of soldiers because it was. The army was still racially segregated at the time because that was until FDR when they dropped segregation. So there were like black infantry units and that's who the US Sent first over to France, like to the front lines, and they were just throwing men like cannon fodder.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Was that the. Was that the Harlem hell Fighters or was that later? They were one of them.

[Darnell]

Those. One of the segregated units.

[King Trout]

But yeah, so they went to France and that was the first Time that, like, France is fully integrated. There was, like, no segregation. Anything they could drink in bars with white people, it was no big deal whatsoever. And at that time, yeah, like, Hennessy was very popular. Or cognac, rather. It was very popular in. In France. So all of these, like, black dude, American black dudes were over in France hanging out in the bars, which also. This was right before prohibition, too. Going boozing it up with all these beautiful French women. And, yeah, came back home and they just had a taste for it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Passed it down from generation to generation, stuck around.

[King Trout]

It tastes like shit.

[Brandon]

I don't get it.

[King Trout]

I fucking hate Hennessy. 1748. It's 38. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So it's funny you bring up 1738, because during my time in law enforcement, we came up with our. We used to use 10 codes, and so we came up with our own codes. So, like, if you go on a call, I probably shouldn't say this, but, you know, it is what it is.

[King Trout]

Getting legal trouble for saying this?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No.

[King Trout]

Okay, then say it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

If you go a lot of hang

[Brandon]

time on that response, I don't know,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

maybe I might get a phone call. I might. I might get a nasty email, send it. So if you go on a call and there's an attractive young woman, then you on the radio to your zone partner say, yeah, we've got a 1738 over here. And we did this for the longest time. Like, I'm talking. I was like, you know, I'd hit up my zone partner and be like, you got any 1738s going on right now? And he'd say. He'd say, yeah, he's like. He's like, it's borderline. And then so it got to the point where dispatch is now, like, calling us, like, hey, what is a 1738?

[Darnell]

And we're like, oh, don't worry about it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's a tactical term. You know, some of the. Some of the SWAT guys use it to, you know, communicate what we have. You know, we kind of want to keep it under wraps.

[Brandon]

See, now that kind of lie works until somebody uses it in a fucking press conference.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's not a lie. It's a ruse. And hear me out. Hear me out. If I am using a certain code word or number to describe the situation, which I have to describe. Personnel, vehicles, clothing descriptions, all of that, if I'm using a certain code word to describe the situation that I'm handling. Fair game.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

If everybody else understands what you mean, well, then. Well, the people who know know. Well, then you don't have to.

[Brandon]

You don't have to explain the etymology of the code.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Don't be using big words like that. Because he used the word etymology earlier and I don't think I like it.

[Eli Double Tap]

First off, I'm allergic to that.

[Darnell]

First off.

[King Trout]

Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna say the word. We were looking up the etymology. No, but it means to be miserly. Oh, I know the word.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Stingy.

[Eli Double Tap]

Stingy.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Look, he's reading it. He's like, oh, why'd you have to

[Brandon]

do that in my frame, dude?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's reading it, he says it says stingy. And I was like, I would have thought it would have said lazy. And I was like, oh, me and

[Eli Double Tap]

Darnell have a skit written about this.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

God, I did not sign up for this.

[King Trout]

Neither did I.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm coming back from

[Brandon]

the fucking airport and I've like been busy for the last fucking week. And I'm like, you know what? I'll pop in and say hi to my friends. There's no way this will go wrong. There's an alternate reality where I just decided to go home.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Brandon]

my life Was so much easier.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's like that Veterans Day episode.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Brandon]

The forced valor bit. The amount of people that were saying at the.

[Darnell]

The.

[Brandon]

Like the 250, they're like, why aren't you walking out the fighters.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh. Like, fuck off, dude.

[Eli Double Tap]

You were surrounded by soldiers and, like, how many people saluted you?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So all of them.

[Brandon]

Funny story. So there were a lot of. There were a lot of soldiers, sailors, everything at the 250. And, like, a lot of the guys were, like, shy about coming up. For all of you that did come up, and we had conversations and everything. You guys are my favorite part. You guys are fucking fantastic. None of them saluted because they were so. They were all in uniform. Like, dress blues, class A's, whatever. They had their bosses breathing down their necks. They weren't allowed to drink. Like, they were. They're basically like, you're getting the best tickets in the fucking country right now that all of your friends want.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Do not fuck this up, dude. It look like do not have fun.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, dude. They were standing at parade restaurants. They're like, man, this is a great fucking.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So I got an opportunity, dude.

[King Trout]

Yes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I got an opportunity to get military tickets. And I was on the phone with one of the guys from the state, and he was like, you have to be in a club or. He's like, it's gonna be a great time. Well, kind of.

[Eli Double Tap]

What's. Kind of like, you kind of went here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I was. I was in the area, had a little issue with Secret Service. No big deal. No big deal. I was like, a big deal. Well, it wasn't. It wasn't. But he said that.

[Eli Double Tap]

He's like.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He was like, you can go, but you have to be in class A's. And I was like, my classes haven't been updated in the last two promotions. I'm not spending money for this. I'm not a fan of going to D.C. i'll put that despite living 30 miles outside of the city.

[Brandon]

Secret Service.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's dope when that wizard looks so gangster.

[Brandon]

That's a technical security division of Secret Service.

[Eli Double Tap]

Not that kind of wizard. Let me show Darnell the way. Like, the spell casting.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Like Gandalf the Gray Grand Wizard.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, grand off the Nazi.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's a cool.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I hope my wife doesn't watch this episode. Oh, my goodness, no, but.

[Brandon]

Shouts out Secret Service. Shouts out to all the. The. The Metro PD guys. Shouts out to. To all the service members there. That was. You guys were fucking awesome the entire time.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Despite not having any fun.

[Brandon]

A lot of those guys were saying. It was, it was funny because we, I had an interaction with a couple of the seals out there. They, they haven't written books to my knowledge, but they're working on it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They're working on.

[Darnell]

They.

[Brandon]

They were saying like, oh, well, I'm actually glad that we, we didn't drink just because like, that fight card was so amazing like that. Especially that last fight. Like, I was, I was glad I was able to appropriate, Appreciate it sober. And I just kind of looked at him, I said, that sounds like Cope. And one of the guys broke. He's like, it's weapons grade.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It is, it is. Yeah. They, they were talking about like some of the restrictions and everything else. And I was like, that doesn't sound like fun. Doesn't sound like fun. I can go to D.C. and go to one of my friend's house and we can just have the fight on. Order food. We're not in a class A uniform. You know, have some of the boys over and just have a good time. So that's what we do.

[Brandon]

Sounds like coke.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's weapons grade code. But I was one metro stop away from the airport, so no matter what time I got up, I was gonna make it to my flight today. So it was like, all right, cool. We're one metro stop away. I can watch the fight, have a good time. So that's what I did.

[Eli Double Tap]

Cope, how was your experience?

[King Trout]

It was.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Right. It was cool.

[Brandon]

Honestly, it was blown away because I, I didn't know. I was told by.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'll shout him out.

[Brandon]

Fucking Chuck. Hook me the fuck up. Like, Chuck Liddell, longtime homie, awesome guy, just called me 2:00am you were, you were there for that?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're in my kitchen 2:00 clock in the morning.

[King Trout]

Well, you'd been in D.C. for like, politicking for a week.

[Brandon]

D.C. and then Houston for the convention. So, like, I had just gotten back to my house and I was like, oh, thank God I get to chill for a couple days. And, and chuck calls me 2:00am he's like, yeah, basically I've.

[King Trout]

I've been able to get you the

[Eli Double Tap]

hookup, like, good in Chuck's voice, though.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

All right. So I was able to get off. You got to do the breathing.

[Eli Double Tap]

We love you, Chuck.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Please don't knock me out.

[King Trout]

He.

[Brandon]

But yeah, he was able to pull it through, like, make it happen. He's just like, get on a plane. We'll figure it out. I don't have a ticket for you yet, but you will have one. And I'm like, sounds like I'm gonna get kind of. It sounds like one of those things that might fall through the cracks. I'm not sure. But, like, you know what? It's too good of an opportunity. And I trust Chuck. Something.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Send it. Just send it.

[Brandon]

Went to the hotel. It's an hour before the fight. I don't have a ticket yet.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brandon]

I'm. I can see the venue from my hotel room. And I'm just like,

[King Trout]

this is gonna suck.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

50, 50, 50, 50. So went.

[Brandon]

But it all. It all worked out and it was. It was fucking incredible. So, Chuck, thank you so much for coming through on that. It's funny, there was a lot of members of Congress and things like that that were there because I didn't know what kind of tickets it was going to be. I don't know if it was going to be. Like. There was the lawn where they had the big arena thing where you could see it from the screens. It was in the arena. Yeah, it was across. There was the two areas. The Ellipse, I think, and then the. The south lawn.

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And we were like, in the south. And so I appreciate the shit out of that, but there were members of Congress that were there that I know now from work, my other day job. And they were all just like, why

[King Trout]

the fuck are you here?

[Brandon]

How are you here?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You're like, don't worry about that.

[Brandon]

It's a long story.

[Darnell]

Many roads led me here. I have many pathways to get here.

[Eli Double Tap]

Have you asked Chad gtp?

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

What I've done one time.

[King Trout]

Three letters.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Chat gta.

[King Trout]

Gp. Chat GPT.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I say gtp.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's deleted.

[King Trout]

Chat GPT.

[Darnell]

Gangster pt.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, that. Okay. I hate that's going to work.

[King Trout]

Just remember it's going to work every

[Darnell]

time from now on.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yep.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Cat.

[King Trout]

I farted in French.

[Eli Double Tap]

Chat shot.

[Darnell]

I gave him something so simple and easy that he would remember. Like the Men in Black with a neuralyzer. Let me make this fucking useless.

[King Trout]

He barely speaks English. Yeah, I thought maybe he spoke French.

[Darnell]

Oh, you're not French. You're making fun of him for up English and you're like, you know what would help? Another language.

[King Trout]

I thought he was French. You're not French.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's not French.

[King Trout]

What race are you?

[Eli Double Tap]

We great bread.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Jeez. He's going to say, I'm pretty sure

[Brandon]

there's a different letter in that

[King Trout]

part

[Eli Double Tap]

of the government, too.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm just trying to catch it.

[Eli Double Tap]

Listen, Rich is still active somehow. You're not going to get in trouble.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's funny you say that because, like, I'll text Rich, and we're kind of racist sometimes. And I'm usually like, 50, 50 on

[Darnell]

whether you and Rich are cops.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You didn't have to say that. You didn't have to say that. Hmm.

[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

I've never met you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I apologize this episode, but I'm like, I'll send him a text or send him, like, a meme or something. It's 50 50. I was like, I probably shouldn't have sent that to him. He might not respond. And he responds with something even worse. And I'm like, oh, it's game time.

[Darnell]

And it is that Rich.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yes. Yes. We're actually talking about his podcast. Sitting and listening to two cops talk. For me, being law enforcement and national guard, essentially, black Rich, the black prince of pepperbox, listening to these. Don't laugh at that. Why are you laughing so hard right now?

[King Trout]

Wow.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You know what? I did not. It'd be your own people. I thought, hey,

[Eli Double Tap]

Wow.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[King Trout]

AKAB brother.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't even. You know what? That just completely derailed the whole thing. I say all that to say Rich and I are very similar. And listening to, like, his stories, it is the funniest thing, because every cop has similar stories, some of them the same. But when he puts his Rich spin on it with his. What state is he from?

[Eli Double Tap]

New York.

[King Trout]

New York.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

With his New York accent, it's like, nah, car.

[Eli Double Tap]

Car.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's like, come on, man.

[King Trout]

Like, this guy.

[Brandon]

I don't think it's his accent as much as it is his volume. Yeah, that New York volume.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it's the volume in the hair.

[King Trout]

We gotta.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We gotta put him in the back with the loudies. You missed it, Brandon. We had a. We got. Please don't explain.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's not racist.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's not racist at all. It's.

[King Trout]

It's volume. Are you sure?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's segregation by volume.

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay. Yeah.

[Darnell]

Once he wants the front of the plane to be quiet people. Yeah.

[King Trout]

And then everybody on the back talks on their speakerphone like they're holding a piece of toast.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my.

[King Trout]

All right. And they loud. And they loudly chomp gum.

[Darnell]

Who you're picturing?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Brandon? What do you mean by that? Who are you picturing? Congressman Brandon. Blackmail dreadlocks. He's running.

[Brandon]

I will say this by association. I'm getting motherfucked on this one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I will say this. There have been a ton of suspect descriptions, and without fail. And I got in trouble because I would start my body cam recording while radio traffic coming in, and they'd be like, stand by for description. I'd be like, blackmail dreadlocks. And they'd say, blackmail dreadlocks. And then someone would do a video review and be like, why did you say that? It's like, oh, because of cuz. Cuz my.

[Darnell]

It was an echo.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it was. It was a correct assumption. Either way, red apple, I've been in the office a handful of times over my body.

[Darnell]

Guess who.

[King Trout]

There's one. There's one.

[Brandon]

Guess.

[Eli Double Tap]

Is he black?

[King Trout]

Is it Devontra? How'd you know?

[Eli Double Tap]

We have that skit, too.

[Brandon]

What racist guesses are we making?

[King Trout]

Apparently racist ones.

[Eli Double Tap]

That is darn element.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That pickup truck was doing 50 and a 35, but I got a dreadhead over here in this sedan.

[Eli Double Tap]

Call him dreadheads.

[Darnell]

I'm so glad that Eli is like, we're going to start a skit show. You know, it be funny if I brought my friend and we wrote a bunch of racist stuff and made all our white friends get canceled.

[King Trout]

One black guy I know down to Texas.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

For what it's worth, it does make

[King Trout]

bring me a lot of joy watching y' all squeal with racism.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, I'm 100% going to get a phone call and an email from people who watch this. 100%.

[King Trout]

How? Damn your email.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I still have a work email. Like, they.

[Darnell]

You didn't have a real job.

[King Trout]

Why the fuck did you come on here?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I've got two jobs, and they're both

[King Trout]

one for the plug and one for the hose.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't know what that means.

[Darnell]

You're like the Kevin Gates at jobs. I mean, look at you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't know what that means. There's no plug and there's no hose. To my wife, if you're watching, there's no plug and there's no hose. Definitely no hose.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm so sorry.

[King Trout]

Oh, my gosh.

[Darnell]

I was like, wait a.

[Eli Double Tap]

Come sit down.

[Brandon]

This is the episode. We bring in our black friends and somehow it's more racist. I don't get it.

[King Trout]

Surprise, surprise, surprise, motherfucker.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We bring it with us. It's in my. Carry on.

[King Trout]

As soon as you laugh at this shit, too.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Hey, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying, you know? Nick, how you doing?

[Darnell]

I'm good.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I've never seen Nick laugh so hard.

[King Trout]

But it's okay. I'm blank.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I can see. It brings me true joy.

[Eli Double Tap]

Good, good.

[King Trout]

Wow.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wow.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait till you hear about the Winnie the Pooh.

[King Trout]

Yeah, hold on.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I read the script. I read the script. I've been working on that character the entire flight. I'm like, tigger, you know what I mean? It's like, how do I make this script? How do I become the charact character? And I'm like, on the plane and I'm like, you know, sitting next to, like, some senior citizen.

[Darnell]

You gotta be bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Tigger. So show sent me a draft, and then she sends me a text. She's like, what size T shirt and underwear are you? And I'm like, whoa. I was like, what?

[King Trout]

You working with?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I was like. So I texted my wife. I was like, hey, what size underwear do you normally buy me? She was like, medium. I was like, okay. Yeah, medium.

[King Trout]

Thanks, babe. A woman was asking me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, I didn't say that. I dare not say that. But if she knew, she'd be like, who is that? That's not how she sounds. But that's. Who is that? Who that is texting your phone?

[Eli Double Tap]

It's your wife's voice.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, she's well spoken, just like me.

[King Trout]

Jesus.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You're not making it better. Darn. Am I making it worse?

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Darnell, help me. I'm 100%. I'm gonna get an email.

[Eli Double Tap]

What are they gonna say again? Rich is still employed. That's what I always go with.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But Rich also has a lot of followers, and I'm still. I'm still working my way up.

[Brandon]

Rich has an exact, easiest path.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's true. Then again. So with streaming, there's a lot of stuff that I say on stream that I'm like, I'm gonna have to delete this video. I can't let this one ride.

[Eli Double Tap]

Delete the vod.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, but I haven't got an email or phone call about that yet, so maybe. I don't know. We'll see.

[Eli Double Tap]

Thankfully, only hundreds of thousands of people will watch this episode.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, gosh.

[Darnell]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's fine. It's fun. I could Retire today, right? Yeah, I could.

[Eli Double Tap]

It'll be fine.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

[Eli Double Tap]

I go real hard on stream.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh my gosh, man.

[King Trout]

I got fourteen hundred dollars in the bank account. That'll last.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't have that much. Three, three weeks of that much. Oh, well, time to scale it.

[Eli Double Tap]

So you got this?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I got this. I got this. I don't need no job.

[Eli Double Tap]

So how long are you a police force for? How long?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I just hit 19 years. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, retirement around.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, we'll see.

[Eli Double Tap]

Half.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We'll see. So during my, my active duty time, they have to hold my position for up to five years. So I'm coming up on the three year mark. And every October when the fiscal year starts over again, when my orders are renewed, they're like, hey, are you coming back? And I'm like, orders just got extended. And so I don't have to offer anything other than I just send them my orders and I'm covered for the next two and a half years. Whereas my overall career started in 2007. Yeah, 2007, 2008. So once I hit the 20 year mark, then it's like I can kind of just send it from there. But with the military, I'm at 15 years. So do I ride that out or do I do I get out?

[Darnell]

Like no, Retire now. I'll bully you into it like I did Ethan.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh my God. Connor, what are you doing?

[King Trout]

I'm fuming, brother.

[Eli Double Tap]

You fuming? Okay.

[King Trout]

You ain't never seen nobody cheap a

[Brandon]

fume like this boy can fume responsibly.

[Eli Double Tap]

Look at Connor.

[King Trout]

I'm cured.

[Eli Double Tap]

From what?

[King Trout]

My oral fixation. I would have something else in my mouth right now, but thanks to fume, it's not made of human flesh. Can I have that please? You want to hit my fume, bro? I do want to hit you, dude.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Let me pass it.

[Brandon]

It's also got a fidget movement on it for those who are tactically challenged.

[King Trout]

Made that up.

[Brandon]

Tactically is a rare, often non standard adverb of the form tactile used to describe interacting with or understanding something through the sense of touch, physical feel or haptic feedback.

[King Trout]

You pass me my fume, bro. We're fuming it up, dude. Look at how cool he looks.

[Eli Double Tap]

He's getting fumed out of his mind.

[King Trout]

I might have fumed too much, bro. My favorite flavor is orange vanilla because it tastes like somebody near you at a coffee shop ordered an Earl Grey tea.

[Eli Double Tap]

Chris, Mint.

[King Trout]

Yeah, one time I was really, really fiending for something. Something I Legally cannot say in this advertisement.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But instead, I reached for my fume and boy, o.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

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[Brandon]

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[King Trout]

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[Brandon]

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[King Trout]

What's the, what's five years?

[Eli Double Tap]

And he'll make like a thousand dollars a month, which. A thousand dollars a month can be great, but if you spend five years versus investing that time into what you're

[King Trout]

doing now, what's the pension change?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't know.

[King Trout]

Sounds like an important thing. Yeah, I think that would be a thing. You should probably.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You know, it's funny you say that, because you're absolutely right. It is. It is important. It is. It is important.

[Eli Double Tap]

And Darno's rubbing his skin.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hey, we don't, we don't plan for the future. We don't plan for the future. I'm living for right now. No, but it's, it's. I'm, I'm, you know, I'm getting older. It's, it's, it's time to start looking at that and with, you know, with everything that I do with having these two jobs.

[Brandon]

Stop.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Can you stop laughing?

[Darnell]

I'm like, the buffer zone between, like, somebody having their moment, their first time on Unsub. This is their big break, and just Brandon regretting every life decision he's made

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

in the past 30 minutes.

[Brandon]

I'll be honest. I could have just stopped at Chick Fil A gone home.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Who would have known of all the episodes, this would be the one Brandon would regret the most.

[Brandon]

Honestly, I didn't know you were the guest right now. And I would have known,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

you know. You know.

[King Trout]

Okay, there's like, seven.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Chase, Cut that.

[King Trout]

Cut, Cut that. Cut the fuck out of that. Come back to everybody laughing really hard at my joke, though.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brandon]

It's true, Chase, use your discretion on this episode.

[Darnell]

Yeah, so speaking of that, she blocked me on Twitter a while back, so I made a burner account just to check and see if she was up to. She hasn't had a tweet in, like, three months. She's giving up.

[Brandon]

I, I, I engaged with her on Twitter. Twitter one time, and I tried to play this nice, like, the first time. Like, I, I called her to congratulate her on, you know, her nomination and said, hey, we should do like lunch or something like that.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Like, trying to.

[Brandon]

Trying to be, like, civil.

[Darnell]

You didn't offer to pay, did you?

[Eli Double Tap]

Be expensive.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I know you got money, but I

[Brandon]

reached out and trying to make things, you know, I'm trying to be civil, of course. And then the first time she really tried to go hard on me on Twitter, like, just called me, like, all sorts of, like, just horrible tactical error. All I did was respond. I didn't even call in our audience and say, like, hey, go bully.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You don't have to.

[Brandon]

I just replied. And the unsub audience bullied her off of the platform. She hasn't posted in three months. Two months.

[Darnell]

It's like the eye of Sauron.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Jeez. Doesn't take much.

[Eli Double Tap]

God. I just want to know that one individual that was on her team and it's like, yeah, this toy's gonna show him. And again, I assume ratioed immediately. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Gosh, politics.

[Eli Double Tap]

We stay at him. Yeah.

[Darnell]

Don't throw stones if you're built like a house.

[King Trout]

I need that shirt.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Somebody write that down. Somebody write that down. I'm going to post that on X. That's such a good show.

[Eli Double Tap]

Don't throw.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Don't throw stones if you're built like a house.

[Eli Double Tap]

Friends. Like, God, I hate my friends.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Give me better friends.

[King Trout]

Oh, you missed it the last episode. Steve is his name. Yeah. Steve was like, this is in the after show.

[Eli Double Tap]

Nick, it's my jiu jitsu coach.

[King Trout]

In the aftershow, Nick goes, yeah, Brandon's face in heavy competition.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Heavy.

[King Trout]

Talking about Katie Darnell. I'd love one.

[Eli Double Tap]

Too bad he's doing it. Was Nick doing very well executed jokes without saying something? Direct.

[Darnell]

Heavy composition competition.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

We got to tip the scales in your favor.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God. And then indirect fire.

[King Trout]

And every. Every joke was just flying over his head. And he goes, what's she running on? And I go, not a fucking treadmill.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

And then we talked about the heels and the structural support.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my goodness.

[Darnell]

I thought, she's not allowed to wear them anymore.

[Eli Double Tap]

Why?

[Darnell]

In Texas, she'll fucking strike oil.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh. Dude.

[Eli Double Tap]

I just pictured little sprigts of oil.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't know why.

[Eli Double Tap]

That made me 5k.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That made me think of the Beverly Hillbillies where the oil's just shooting out. Jeez.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon's like, again, Brandon's probably gonna want this.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry, Brandon.

[Brandon]

You know, friends like these.

[Darnell]

Look, I said it on the last episode. I was like, look, I didn't say a single word about her weight until she called my Friend a Nazi, which is objectively a lie. If she's allowed to lie about my friends, I'm allowed to tell the truth. Fuck off.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[Brandon]

To be fair, that was my strategy against Tony. It's like, if you're going to fucking lie about me, I'll tell the truth about you all.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Old tone. That dude was disgusting.

[Darnell]

Is.

[King Trout]

It's still disgusting.

[Brandon]

It's worse than people know.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Still to this day there's shit that hasn't come out that probably will.

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When I eventually write a book.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, he was responding there for a while. He was like, I think he still had a dog in the fight. And then those text messages. Good Lord.

[Brandon]

And then the second set of text messages from a different woman.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Oh, Moni. Tony.

[Eli Double Tap]

Still, my favorite thing that came from all of that was that one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Allegation.

[Brandon]

Because I think it was Char.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Was.

[Brandon]

That was Charlie.

[Eli Double Tap]

Right?

[Darnell]

Charlie. I still can't. We were all sitting together when he went on that podcast trying to deflect after he had. He had been denying the affair. And then he went on that one dude's podcast and was like, okay. All of that, all of that stuff was true. But that's not why she took her life. She actually took her life because her husband's secretly gay and Brandon threw his.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh my God.

[Darnell]

I cannot believe he just did that.

[Brandon]

I hucked my phone into my backyard. I'm pretty sure I was so fucking pissed. I don't think I've. I'm usually a pretty chill to anger guy. Like, I'm.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm very.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But that's also insane. Like, because I.

[Brandon]

Because at this point, like I knew her husband. Like, he's. I consider him a friend now. Like, he's just. Great guy.

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Terrible situation. And, and, and to hear that come out of his mouth. I was livid.

[King Trout]

Good.

[Brandon]

To a degree that I don't think any of my friends have seen me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, I was pissed.

[King Trout]

Jeez.

[Darnell]

That was insane politics.

[Brandon]

Insane deflection. They just.

[Darnell]

I. I couldn't if you gave me time. I don't know if I could have Come up with a worse response to that.

[Brandon]

It wasn't the fact that you ruined her life and took away her family and job.

[King Trout]

No, no, no, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, let me, let me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's because your husband's fault.

[King Trout]

Well then, if I'm remembering correctly, it was like two days later he came forward and was like, no, that was all. That was actually all bullshit. Everything I've said so far is a lie.

[Brandon]

It was a pathological liar. Cuz like he. Because he was spending his time talking about how, oh, this is all political slander. Brandon Herrera is actually the liar. He's making all this up for political gain. Can you believe he's doing this? That's what he's telling like his donors and his crowd and everything like that. And then he's like, oh, well, actually, no, I was lying the entire time, but you should believe me this time.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I was lying then, but I stopped there.

[King Trout]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Now I'm telling the truth.

[King Trout]

He talked to God, remember?

[Darnell]

And God forgave him.

[King Trout]

God. He talked to God and God forgave him that night.

[Brandon]

Which is like, yeah, you should seek forgiveness for that. But like, it was his. But I think his direct quote was on that same podcast. It was, I asked God to forgive

[King Trout]

me and he had and he did.

[Brandon]

And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. District 23 came with the Ark of the fucking Covenant. And this was a two way radio.

[King Trout]

It was the implication that he has line of communication with God himself.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Geez, just.

[Brandon]

I'm glad he's not only gone, but like politically radioactive.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, no one's touching him forever.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm gonna say. What's he doing now?

[Brandon]

Well, I mean, his.

[King Trout]

Hopefully nothing involving women.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, Uber driving.

[Brandon]

That's one thing that, that Cody brought up that I never thought of.

[King Trout]

It was like, this guy was a

[Brandon]

master chief in the Navy for a long time.

[King Trout]

It's like, good Lord, he's got a

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

trail of disaster guaranteed, possibly allegedly twos

[Brandon]

and E3s under him like that. That sort of pattern of behavior.

[King Trout]

Yeah, easy as fuck. You don't.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

You don't wake up one morning and become a, like a person like that.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, there's like, how terribly he was at dirty talk.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, he looks like the kind of guy. Yeah. He would say the things that he said. He has that look.

[Eli Double Tap]

You want to see my pee pee?

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

Oh, my pee pee is so hard. Does that, does that make your vagina get bigger? It's like, bro, do you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Are we, are we both hard right now?

[Eli Double Tap]

Is Your P. Hard.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's how it works, right? You both get hard and you just slam them together.

[Brandon]

That was one of my favorite parts. I'm like, not only. Not only now does everybody know. Everybody in the district know you are what you have been this entire time, but now they also know you sexed like a 13 year old boy. Like, it just. He was embarrassingly bad. Like, it's somebody who's never communicated to a woman in his entire life.

[King Trout]

And all while claiming to be, you know, like a be all, end all.

[Darnell]

Family man.

[King Trout]

Family man.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But that's the thing is people. People will do the most diabolical stuff and then immediately turn to Christianity once they get caught. And it's like, wait, where's the evidence of any of this in your past? Like, I get it, you can change your ways. But. But don't claim Christianity just because you got caught.

[King Trout]

Yeah. As a defense.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And then say, oh, well, God forgave me, so I'm good. So you guys should still vote for me. No. You did heinous things. You should probably, I don't know, step aside or.

[King Trout]

Yeah. Consult God privately.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Don't make it a show.

[King Trout]

I'm a Catholic. I'm a bad one, but I'm a Catholic.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah,

[King Trout]

so is he.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You're not one of the good ones. Also, to my wife. I'm so sorry. I apologize. I love you very much. All right, go ahead, Chase. Cut that out. No, send me that. All right, Chase.

[Darnell]

And we're back.

[King Trout]

Edit the audio so it says, I hate my wife from different clips.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Finn's editing this one, so talk to Finn.

[King Trout]

Finn, Finn. Finn's. Just do everything I asked Chase to do.

[Eli Double Tap]

Right now we're just opening the tops,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

episode 25.

[Eli Double Tap]

We got. Wait, okay, we.

[King Trout]

Yeah, we gotta rewind, like 10 minutes.

[Eli Double Tap]

We got this. We can insert. We can talk about your opponent. We can talk about. I want to know your ufc. Did you pass?

[Darnell]

How's it going?

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, yeah. You're doing the run here before.

[Darnell]

Now

[Eli Double Tap]

we do. How was actually security getting into that? That'd be next.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I didn't make it in security.

[Brandon]

It was not as crazy as you think. Well, it clearly wasn't as crazy as you think. Sean Strickland still made it in. Do you see that?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Which is insane.

[Eli Double Tap]

He got an escort.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

I think he got charged with disorderly conduct. At least that's what he said on his Instagram story.

[Eli Double Tap]

What?

[Brandon]

I think that that's what he said.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's like Metro PD that charged him.

[Darnell]

I have no idea.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Because you don't even have to pay. You don't have to show up to court. Don't have to pay it.

[Brandon]

Like, that's. Especially if you don't live there. Yeah, you're.

[King Trout]

You're good.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I mean, this is legal advice. As long as you don't. This isn't legal advice.

[King Trout]

Get a bench warrant. It doesn't matter.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's not legal advice. They might try to suspend your driver's license or something.

[Brandon]

A bench warrant in Georgia?

[King Trout]

No, my driver's license is suspended in the state of Georgia. I had a bench warrant.

[Darnell]

What did you do?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So I.

[King Trout]

Me and my buddy went on a road trip from Indiana down to his uncle's place in Cocoa. Not Cocoa beach, just Cocoa, Florida. And we were doing trips back and forth, and it was my turn to drive through Georgia, and we were passing Macon, and I definitely was not, according to the legal documentation, going, like, 20 over.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's not that bad. Well, you already got charged for it.

[King Trout]

I got charged because I was going 14 over.

[Brandon]

I'm just saying, you don't have to do the allegedly thing if you've already been charged.

[King Trout]

Yeah, no, I definitely was not going 20 over. I was going 14 over. So I definitely wasn't going 20 over. And I got pulled over. I took a highway exit because there was, like, real thick forests on either side of the highway, and there was a little clearing with a Georgia state trooper, and he guns it out, and I immediately merged to the right lane. I was going to take the next exit, and I was like, just pull into a gas station. Like, we're filling up, and there's no way he'll remember what car I was driving. He remembered what car I was driving. So we got pulled over, and I swear it was this guy's, like, first day on the job. He was super nervous, which kind of like, every time I've been pulled over, it's like, yes, sir, no, sir, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But he.

[King Trout]

He seemed, like, really nervous, and.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Was it nighttime?

[King Trout]

No, it was, like, middle of the afternoon.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I was gonna say, he might not have seen the driver.

[Darnell]

And were you wearing your shirt that says, I can run faster horny than you can scared?

[King Trout]

I was.

[Darnell]

That explains.

[King Trout]

No, no, actually, I was wearing my gun that said, officer, I have a gun, and I'm willing to shoot. But he's like, me horny. Cops make me horny, and I can run fast.

[Brandon]

You just got to make sure that you just, like, save him the time and grab your wallet.

[King Trout]

But, yeah, he's, like, real nervous. We, like, Bing bong through the normal fucking traffic stop. Shit. He comes back. I was super, you know, nice with him, and he's like, well, I clocked you going 14 over Wink, which is one mile an hour under reckless driving in the state of Georgia.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Geez.

[King Trout]

And so I was like, all right, cool. Well, on their tickets, it says it has weather and traffic conditions. So it was a clear day. It was the lightest traffic. It was. You know, the road conditions were perfect. Like, basically the way that tickets written out, it's like, if you're gonna speed, these are the ideal conditions. So anyway, I get that, the fucking ticket, I get a court date set, we go to Florida, we go back home. And I thought it was one of those things I could just call into the courthouse, like, hey, the day of. Well, no, no, you can't do that. Sir, sir, my name is Connor. That's true.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I called in like, sorry, officer, I didn't know. I couldn't do that.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

two weeks prior and I was just gonna be like, you know, like, what's the fine? You know, I'll pay it. And I call in and I was like, hey, I Got this traffic ticket, you know, I want to plead guilty, pay the fine. And she was like, no, you have a court date set. I was like, okay, so I live in Indiana. How do I go about pleading guilty? And she was like, well, you'll have to arrive for your court date to plead guilty.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's crazy.

[King Trout]

I was like, can I plead guilty over the phone or in writing or, like, send an attorney on my behalf? She goes, no, you have to appear in person, which. This is a clerk at the courthouse, so contact an attorney. I'm sure she knew the minimum amount of information. So I was like, what if, hypothetically, I didn't show up? She goes, well, the judge will set a bench warrant for your arrest, and then eventually you might get arrested in the state of Georgia, but your license will be suspended.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's insane.

[King Trout]

So never went back to Georgia. I attempted to plead guilty. If a judge is watching in the state of Georgie. Georgie, Georgia. I'd love to plead guilty. I'd love to pay that fine. I don't want my license, you know, reinstated in the state of Georgia. But so far as it currently stands, my driver's license is revoked in the state of Georgia. And if I get caught in Georgia, I might go to jail.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I used to always tell people, like, look, it's probably going to cost less if you just pay the fine, because if you go to court and you're found guilty, which I didn't pull over anybody who wasn't indeed guilty. Why are you laughing at that? Don't laugh at that. But I would tell them it's probably gonna be cheaper because if you pay the fine, then it's just the fine. If you come to court, it's the fine plus the legal fees, the clerk's office fees, plus travel and everything else if you're out of state. And so I would tell people, say, look, you can pay this online or you can come to court. If you pay online, this is what it generally looks like. If you don't come to court or if you want to come to court. This is what it generally looks like. Most people didn't come to court because I had to be there. Because if I wasn't, well, I. I'd be charged. And that's happened before. So that was. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wayne charge.

[King Trout]

Well, really, every time I've gone to

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

court, oh, no, dude, I show up. I got. I'm not gonna. I can't. I still. I can't go into detail, but a few years ago, I was charged with failure to. Failure to appear. And I Was arraigned. I'm in uniform at my arraignment, deciding if I want to represent myself or have court appointed counsel.

[Eli Double Tap]

I didn't know that happened. I thought it was just like, oh, the cop didn't show. So you're in the clear.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No. Some jurisdictions, it's different depending on where you are. But for mine, I had some other tardiness and things like that, because I

[Brandon]

think constitutionally, you have a right to face your accuser is the way it works. Now, are you the kind of cop

[Darnell]

that shows up, show me John T. Government and bring in here?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No. No.

[Darnell]

So I do.

[Brandon]

You would, like, show up to yours?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Cause I know some of them are kind of.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Here's what happens is like, I'll. So when I. When I wrote tickets, when I was really big into writing tickets, first of all, I would use. I was very big on discretion.

[Eli Double Tap]

You're a ticket writer. Okay, let's hear discretion. You would arrest our guy?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Here's the thing. If I'm hired to do a job, I can't not do that job fair. So what I did was I said, okay, I will set my discretion at a certain speed limit, above the speed or certain miles per hour over the speed limit. I'm not going to say it publicly.

[Eli Double Tap]

10%.

[Darnell]

Nine, you're fine. Ten, you're mine.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Finn, cut this out. The benefit of it is that the nicer. Well, not necessarily nicer, but the more fair you are with doing your job. So now with doing the number of traffic stops I was doing, now, I started to get to know people in the community, the bad neighborhoods, the good neighborhoods, the schools, the businesses. So when I had a domestic or I had a call that I actually had to maybe make an arrest on or maybe take further action looking for drugs or anything like that, I now had this network of people where I had these people that I was familiar with. So I. There was a kid that I grew up. Well, I didn't grow up with him, but we worked in a lumber company 20 years ago, we worked together in Southern Maryland. And he comes through my radar at 97 miles an hour in a 55. So I wrote him reckless. I was like, look, I'm gonna write you reckless. I was like, but you're good to go. I was like, your license is good. I'll write you the ticket. Just make sure you come to court. And he comes to court, he's like, oh, man, thank you so much for just writing me the ticket. Blah, blah, blah. Like, you, you know, you really looked out for Me. Then the judge looks at him and is like, the heftiest fine I've ever seen. I think he ended up getting, like, five days to serve. He ended up getting. It was just all these, like. It was insane.

[Brandon]

Five days.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Five days in jail?

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No shit.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

For a traffic violation.

[King Trout]

He didn't.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, that was because of his. His driving history. And so. But even after that, because he got a delayed report, so he didn't have to go straight to jail. But he came to me. He's like, look, man. He was like, I know that if you would have written it as reckless, then I would have had to do 30 days. He was like, I'll take five days anytime. So even after getting jail time, he was still cool with me.

[Eli Double Tap]

So you said you wrote it as reckless.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I wrote it as reckless. Okay, but if I wrote it, so. No, I wrote it. Yeah, I wrote it reckless. But I think I bumped his miles down because when you have your radar, so your radar. We were talking radar earlier. When you see someone increasing in speed, any of the numbers that are displayed, you can verify they were going that speed. So if the highest is 97, but I've got him at 77, then I can still write them reckless at the 77. And so what that does is that. That's like, hey, if you're. If you're polite and cooperative, we can. We can, you know, work through this. But through that whole court case, even now, like, if I see him today, we're still cool because I use my discretion. And he didn't have to do 30 days in jail. So it just.

[Brandon]

Yeah, just another one of those, like, for the viewers, it's like one of the, you know, 19 reasons to not be a dick to a cop, no matter what. A, human decency. But B, your day's not going to get better. Yeah, well, you're not going to have a better experience if you're an asshole.

[King Trout]

I always write to police officers until they arrest you and then only consult your attorney.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I always tell people, you don't have to be nice to me. Like, you can be a dick, but at least be reasonable and say, hey, I was driving this car at this speed, or I smacked my baby mama upside the head. I gotta take what's coming to me. And so those people, even if they were mean, it's like, I don't have to be mean.

[Darnell]

Question.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Question. Go ahead.

[Brandon]

This seems like a good time to leave.

[Eli Double Tap]

I was at the gentleman, too.

[King Trout]

It was the slapping your baby mama. I was like. I was like, maybe I I wouldn't say that to the cop.

[Brandon]

We'll see you.

[Darnell]

Carnell is about to ask if the radar can clock how hard it's like

[King Trout]

the punching machine at the bar.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[King Trout]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[Darnell]

Probably

[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

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[Darnell]

Oh, you want to guess who reached out and wants me to come to headquarters?

[King Trout]

Is it fucking Casey's gas stations owner?

[Eli Double Tap]

No, Casey.

[King Trout]

Is it Menards?

[Darnell]

Taco John's.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, okay.

[King Trout]

They're like if you said Menards, I'd

[Darnell]

come up to headquarters. You can film with the chefs and you can make your own Taco John's burrito.

[Eli Double Tap]

Or some burrito he calls it Hit big mommy in the nards. That's what I sung when I was little.

[King Trout]

Oh yeah? What you don't know?

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, you know such a fan of

[Darnell]

this podcast, the longer it goes on, the more buttons he gets on doing on his.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Got him

[King Trout]

I I buttons on purpose.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You mentioned the buttons, Cuz you, you saw me check my buttons. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, well, you're.

[King Trout]

Well, you're gay.

[Eli Double Tap]

Just calls him the N word. We're like,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Thanks Nick, I appreciate it.

[Darnell]

I'm going to start putting tally marks Tattooed on this finger. Every time I get somebody, the boobs.

[King Trout]

There you go.

[Darnell]

In a while.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Geez.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. It's been a long time since you booped somebody, man.

[King Trout]

I got.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I told myself once upon a time I'd never get got.

[King Trout]

I didn't get got.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, I did.

[King Trout]

I never.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And it's. It's because I wore a shirt with buttons. I got my echelon T shirt in the truck, and I was like, should I put on a T shirt?

[Darnell]

I specifically told you. You asked, and I said no. Just sit your ass down. Because I knew I was gonna do that from the beginning.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's been plotting on my buttons this whole time.

[Darnell]

100%.

[King Trout]

He's been eyeing those.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That. That sweet, but setting it up for hours. He's got buttons. I'm gonna get you back.

[Darnell]

No, you're not.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I am.

[King Trout]

Hold on. Nick bullies me about this bullshit all the time.

[Eli Double Tap]

Can I.

[King Trout]

May I see your hat?

[Darnell]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You want me to take off my hat?

[King Trout]

Yeah, you can hide your head.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

The Internet's gonna see my hairline.

[King Trout]

No, we can. We can have Chase hard cut him out.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What are you leaning in for?

[Eli Double Tap]

It is Darnell.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It is. It's been under a hat all day long.

[Darnell]

Con.

[Eli Double Tap]

What? You have a small ass head, too.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

For my first, like, four years shooting content, I never shot without a hat on. And I think I was streaming one day, and I took. I switched hats, and they were like, he's got hair on his head. They thought I was bald the whole time.

[King Trout]

They think he's bald?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Hey, I cut it yesterday. I could tell. Yeah, well.

[King Trout]

Oh, the hat.

[Darnell]

Sorry.

[King Trout]

Yeah, we have the same size fucking head.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Same size arms, too.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. That's.

[Darnell]

Wear the hat like normal.

[King Trout]

What do you mean, normal?

[Darnell]

The way I have that motherfucker behind the knot.

[King Trout]

Yeah, we're like, I'm fucking white trash, because that's how I wear a fucking hat.

[Darnell]

Like a normal hat.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Do it, do it, do it.

[King Trout]

Do I wear it like, oh, hello. Oh, let's go to the base. Oh, I can't wait to see my

[Eli Double Tap]

sons play Baseball King Pigs.

[Darnell]

Watch your voice change. I love how mad he gets about his head being small.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, you wear your hat up here.

[King Trout]

It did look weird the other way till it gets sunny, and then if it gets sunny, you kind of pull it down.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's functional.

[Darnell]

It's functional.

[King Trout]

He's got his bill. He's got his bill turned the same way I do, too.

[Brandon]

Sp.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay, I'll give.

[Darnell]

How you're supposed to. To block the sun.

[King Trout]

No, the.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

The.

[Darnell]

The bill.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Point of the hat.

[Darnell]

You hold on, hold on.

[King Trout]

The first thing I do when I get a hat, it's that you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

And what's his character name?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, you know. Hey, hey, what's up, twin? It's your boy, ladarius.

[Eli Double Tap]

You know what I'm saying?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'll be in this thing. Hey, hey, that my twin right there. That my twin right there. Boy, I seen him when I got up. When I. Hey, when I got to. When I got to the spot, I seen my boy. I like that. My boy right there, the spot. You know what I'm saying? Hey, now we at the trap house. We at the trap house. We going worldwide.

[King Trout]

Hey, tell me. You explain.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You already know. You already know. Ladarius. L to the double D. Ledarius.

[King Trout]

No, because you broke your bill.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

All right, I can only do.

[King Trout]

He breaks his bill the same way I do. You don't. Huh?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What do you mean you don't break your bill? I don't break it.

[King Trout]

Yeah. No, you. Yes, you fold it down.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Here's the secret. So I always get asked about my bill.

[King Trout]

And that's a ranger roll.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, it kind of is, but I. When I get up, so I get these hats. This is from tack fish hunt. Tack hunt fish. You can get a three pack of these on gov x. So I was like, hey, let me get two of those. Because I was. I was wearing a hat.

[King Trout]

And if you're plugging, you're doing a bad job.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm not plugging it. I just. It's just. It just works. I just randomly. I found a hat that I like and I stick with it. So what I do is when I get it, I dip it in hot water and then I put it into a cup or a mug and it just sits there for like 24 hours.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Darnell]

I just put my hat on like a moron.

[King Trout]

No, you gotta bake it. So I wear mine in the shower.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay.

[King Trout]

To. To form. Fit the hat to your head.

[Darnell]

Yeah, because they're always so baggy when he gets them, he's gotta shrink them.

[Eli Double Tap]

I got bang bong.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Me, me nick, me Nick cut erectrician.

[Darnell]

You are not.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We got beat.

[Darnell]

You are not a funny voice. Acting like it's normal to wear your hat in the shower.

[Eli Double Tap]

Right.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Now you did say you wear your hat in the shower?

[Eli Double Tap]

No, you take a hot.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Do it naked hat. All right.

[King Trout]

Does nobody want to hear my story?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm sorry.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm sorry.

[King Trout]

Appreciate it. Hey, let him.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Let's let him cook.

[King Trout]

If we could quiet down. Yeah, it sounds like a movie theater right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

In the back. Don't do this.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. I. So you get loudies in the back.

[King Trout]

There they go again.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's a cultural pattern. It's not a stereotype. It's a pattern.

[King Trout]

You get a six panel trucker hat like that, first thing you do straight out the box is you break the bill as hard as you possibly can.

[Brandon]

Crack that.

[King Trout]

Crack it. Which is the kids nowadays. Nowadays it means fucking something, apparently. Oh, you put it on. You take a hot steamy shower with your head on for the first time. It shrinks the fabric down to your head.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It fits it.

[King Trout]

And if your head is small, well, okay, yeah. No, wait, no, I was. I was getting there.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry.

[King Trout]

Dumb fucking retards will say if you have a tiny head, that's what will shrink it down.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, whatever you said that. You just said you are not about

[Darnell]

to call me retarded because I don't wear my hat in the shower.

[King Trout]

You set your hat to the setting. Like whatever it may be. Maybe it's all. All the nubs click.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Maybe it's one smallest because you have

[King Trout]

a giant fucking retard caveman.

[Darnell]

Three.

[Brandon]

Three.

[King Trout]

Show me your hat.

[Darnell]

Three.

[Eli Double Tap]

Three.

[King Trout]

Good boy. Okay, so if you have a giant fucking retard Neanderthal head like this cage.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You say you're.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, you toss his hat on.

[King Trout]

You have four.

[Darnell]

But.

[King Trout]

Okay, you have. Okay, you have dreads. That actually looks good as fuck. I mean, but also the way. The way he wears his hat. You can't dap him up like that. That was cool.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Look at y' all over there having rhythm and stuff. Stuff.

[King Trout]

No, because you wear. He wears his hat differently because I wear my hat like a redneck where I sit it up on the back of my. You wear your hat. Chris, off camera, wears his hat like 16 year old white boys where they said it.

[Darnell]

Chris, what are you trying to do? Keep the sun out of your eyes, you dip.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How dare you?

[King Trout]

He sits it on top of his broccoli hair curls.

[Eli Double Tap]

I had no.

[King Trout]

Brandon, do you need.

[Brandon]

Not one more time. You got this, buddy.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Brandon, can you. Brandon, do you.

[Brandon]

Almost there, bud.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon, where do you store your firearms?

[Brandon]

All over my house. In every crevice.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, do I have the product for you. Nick, show him.

[Darnell]

Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is. Stop box.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Stop box.

[Darnell]

We love box.

[Eli Double Tap]

You selling me what's in the box.

[Darnell]

You have to open it and find Out.

[Brandon]

All right, well, let's see if I can do this. Oh, wow, look at that.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, can I hide my goop in that?

[Eli Double Tap]

You can hide your goop in that. Cody.

[Darnell]

Cody, do you know why I love this thing?

[King Trout]

Why?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Why? God, why?

[Eli Double Tap]

Because you don't have to use keys.

[Darnell]

Gun not included.

[Brandon]

Cody, you've got multiple, multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper. Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms?

[King Trout]

No, he's violent.

[Brandon]

Well, then Stopbox is the perfect product for you.

[Darnell]

No cats getting inside that or people without thumbs. The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant.

[Brandon]

I didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago. That is actually really cool. Just put a little lock through there.

[Eli Double Tap]

Exactly.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that locks can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to

[Brandon]

put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock. Easily accessible once you land on the ground. I know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what are tariffs like?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm pretty sure I shot a few of them for a limited time only

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Darnell]

And right now, if you buy one stop box, you're going to get another stop box free. So that's 10 off plus buy one, get one free. When you use code unsub at checkout,

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

Don't want to hear it. Sets it gently, delicately. He still got the reflective sticker on the bill of his hat. Geez. And he sets it very delicately. What I do, and I'm not gonna do this.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What do you do after the shower?

[King Trout]

So. Well, you. You break the bill. You take it. You break it as hard as fuck. So it sits like that. And then I wear my hat, like up on the top of my head. And then if it gets sunny, then you tuck it down a little bit.

[Brandon]

But the shower.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

The shower.

[King Trout]

That's the fibers down. Yeah. And you sit it on top of like a cereal bowl or something. Yeah. So it forms to it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay. Shower, cereal bowl.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm working with a cup, a coffee mug. And that's it and hot water.

[Darnell]

I love that. I can just buy a hat and put it on and it fits. I'm the weird one with my head size.

[King Trout]

Or buy a bowl. I can. I can. I clicked the. The one. The one setting is what he calls that. I gotta take this dip out.

[Darnell]

Mine's on three.

[King Trout]

Yeah, no, he sets it right there.

[Darnell]

No.

[King Trout]

Yeah, maximum setting. And he goes, yeah, I put it on my big fat, giant fucking retard CRO magnet head. And that's normal. He goes, oh, trout has teeny tiny pee pee brain head.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Darnell]

I'm sorry. I don't need a fucking cookbook to make my hat fit.

[King Trout]

That's how to fit ahead. The gaslighting is wild.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[King Trout]

Did you.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wait, did you. You had a beret when you graduated. Okay, so did you do the. The whole, like, wet it down and

[Darnell]

you have to shave it and form it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Did you ever wear it in the shower?

[Darnell]

No.

[King Trout]

So what he's implying I would soak

[Eli Double Tap]

mine and just form it. Oh, you. But I had that.

[King Trout]

You also had that tiny pee pee idiot brain head. According to Nick logic. Yeah, your hat fits me perfectly.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Give me my hat back. Let's start. Let's start there.

[King Trout]

So according to Nick logic, you have

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wee wee idiot poo poo. I have a small head. I have a small head. I have small ears.

[Darnell]

Thank you for just admitting that.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I have a small head and I have small ears. Large nose. Large nose. I look. I'm looking at you. But yeah, so. So we would. I would wet my beret. Shave it down. Wet it. You put in a Ziploc bag. Once it's formed. Whoa.

[Eli Double Tap]

What?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, we put it in zip because we had to take ours to the field.

[Eli Double Tap]

You had the same reaction.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, we had to take them to the field because when you. After you do your field exercise, then you can put your beret on.

[Brandon]

Wait, what?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, this.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, when did you join?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

2011.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, okay. Different times. Yeah, different time. Okay, now so going.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But there were guys that would wear theirs in the shower and they were like, why. Why are you wearing this in the shower? Oh, to get hot water on it. You can. You can wet it in the sink and then form it. That way you're not standing there butt naked in the shower with a beret on, trying to form a beret. It just. I had to shower.

[King Trout]

Wasn't a beret and there weren't other naked men around me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's also still a hat in the shower.

[Darnell]

Being a beret does. Doesn't make it better having to wet a beret.

[King Trout]

I don't care if you killed guys. You're still butt ass naked around other men.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We kill guys in break.

[King Trout]

Yeah, I mean, right?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I think.

[King Trout]

I think a badass. I think naked man in the shower. I think gay.

[Eli Double Tap]

When you boil it down to that.

[King Trout]

What are you doing after this?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I like. I like it. I like it.

[King Trout]

No, no, no.

[Eli Double Tap]

Now I just picture Conor walking into the shower with music playing and the hat on.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So you don't want to admit that you have a small head?

[Eli Double Tap]

What?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You don't want to admit that you have a small head. You just told me I have a small head.

[King Trout]

No, I didn't. I said you and I have the same size head. He has a freakishly giant.

[Darnell]

There's no way I'm about to watch you gaslight a cop into not admitting he has a small head.

[King Trout]

If I said he has a small head, what I meant to say is that we have the same normal size head and he has a freakishly giant gross size head.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

How dare you wear hats raw, fresh out the box.

[King Trout]

How dare you wear the hat that he wore.

[Eli Double Tap]

Darn. I'll try that hat on real quick.

[King Trout]

He has dreads.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't think this will be the same, but let's find out. It's not.

[Eli Double Tap]

I know, but getting camera first right in the middle.

[King Trout]

Well, like Nick's. Nick's hat first. He has dreads. It doesn't count.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like Jewish doesn't work. A little Jewish hat doesn't work.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yarmulke.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, Gam.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Should I shower with this naked or something?

[King Trout]

Is that what I should do here?

[Darnell]

You going to shave your dread shower with it naked so it'll fit? Apparently that's sops.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Naked hat showers tonight, boys.

[Darnell]

Go back. What about the cereal bowl? What do we got to do with the cereal bowl?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh yeah. We didn't. We didn't finish. That is a cereal bowl.

[Darnell]

We stopped at steps 37 and how to make a hat fit your normal sized head.

[Eli Double Tap]

That was step two.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Same thing as a regular bowl. Special bow.

[King Trout]

I'm being antagonized. I'm being antagonized by the blacks and the fat heads.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We just want to know, man. We just want the information. That's true.

[Eli Double Tap]

Connor's gonna go home and watch American History Addicts.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We really got him.

[King Trout]

What's up?

[Eli Double Tap]

What's a big headed movie?

[King Trout]

What's it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What's it?

[King Trout]

What's an anti big head movie? I hate both of them.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Jeez.

[King Trout]

Wow.

[Eli Double Tap]

You wanted to come on us how

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

did we get here?

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't know, but it's great.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

Shower butt, ass naked.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, I forgot it was still on button.

[Darnell]

New skit idea. Connor. The. The three bowls of porridge. But they're hats. They're all too big, so he's gotta use the bear's shower so they fit.

[King Trout]

You got the giant retard mongoloid head. Nick size hat where there's like two buttons clicking.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, that would be the daddy hat. Wow. Boom. Roasted

[Eli Double Tap]

this hatchet.

[Darnell]

You can take the. You can take the.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I have a small head.

[Eli Double Tap]

You can't.

[King Trout]

No, you don't have a small head. You have a normal sized head.

[Eli Double Tap]

Right?

[King Trout]

Nick, put your head on. On Eli.

[Eli Double Tap]

It wasn't too large and it wasn't too small. It took red, right?

[King Trout]

No, not backwards. Forward.

[Eli Double Tap]

It doesn't fit bad.

[King Trout]

There is a little gap.

[Darnell]

He'd be one button tighter.

[Eli Double Tap]

Let me try that one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Get you some of that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, my God.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Don't judge me. I do not.

[King Trout]

Well, he wears the hat like I

[Eli Double Tap]

do because I can't put it on.

[King Trout]

You can't put it on her.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's got a normal sized head, so it's larger than mine.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude, My. That's a tourniquet on my brain.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There you go. That'll make you smarter.

[Darnell]

Oh, fuck. Now Eli doesn't know how to work the cameras.

[King Trout]

God damn it.

[Darnell]

Look what you did, Connor.

[King Trout]

God Damn it. I'm 6 foot 2. I'm 6 foot 2. So I was naked with hats on. Jesus.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's the first time I butt. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it.

[Darnell]

Let's real conversation.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[Darnell]

What setting do you have to put your Burger King crown on?

[Eli Double Tap]

Does this come.

[King Trout]

But I wear it the white trash way where I'm like sitting it up on the back of my. And I'm like in the background.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

We don't have one.

[King Trout]

No.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, my God.

[King Trout]

There's one floating around.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm surprised we don't have one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

She's got surplus in the car.

[Eli Double Tap]

I've talked about this on

[King Trout]

one of

[Eli Double Tap]

the episodes, but you coming onto the live show, you walked out on stage. You were supposed to bring drinks out. And I didn't even think about anything. Like, the nerves going on stage in front of you that like any of that. I was like, hey, wait, stop. And your brain just reset.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I literally reset. I don't know if you saw it or not, but I had water in that cup and I spilled it. And I was like, well, I'm already here. So then I just like, what does every guy do on stage in front of thousands of people? You just.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And that's literally all I did. And Zach was like, wait, are you gonna tell a story? Are you gonna say something? I was like, no. My mindset was. It was already a miracle that I was there, because with being able to take leave from work and everything else and kind of short notice, and then I left there to go to North Carolina. I knew I was going to North Carolina to shoot some of the Black and Blue podcast. And so Zach was like, yeah, you just got to talk to them. And I'm like, I'm not going to show up the day of an hour before the show and say, hey, guys, you should let me get on the mic. Like, I think that's. That was a bit much. So when Zach was like, all right, bring the white claws out on stage. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. And then I got out there and like, the crowd, like, yeah, it was. It was. It was. I've never experienced that before. So I kind of hit a little, little hard, reset right there, and was like, oh, yeah, I'm here. And then went right backstage. And Zach was like, you did it. And I was like, I did it. I did it. So that was cool. I'm looking forward to the next round of live shows.

[Eli Double Tap]

We got you. We got you. It was awesome seeing you on stage. And then the crowd. That especially that crowd, was insane. The Florida crowd.

[Darnell]

If we do live shows again, when we're all on a plane together, we all have to walk onto the plane wearing Burger King crowns. Act completely normal, but just wear them.

[King Trout]

Do you shower beforehand or no?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

Do you have to. Do you have to go take a shower with that?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Get that friendly woman off the plane.

[Eli Double Tap]

Why is this Burger King crown soggy?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Wait, where did you. Where did you just spawn Burger King crowns from? Do you guys.

[King Trout]

Oh, I just slipped off.

[Darnell]

That's our superpower delay. Oh, my God. He doesn't have an offender power.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, I don't.

[Darnell]

Do you know the offenders?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I do know the offenders.

[Darnell]

What's your superpower?

[King Trout]

Oh.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh. We haven't done it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's not up to me to decide.

[Eli Double Tap]

No, it is.

[Brandon]

Literally.

[Darnell]

What the fuck is Connor's superpower?

[King Trout]

Oh.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh.

[King Trout]

There's a lot of debate about this because me and Jack apparently, like, historically have switched roles. I think mine was, I can teleport. Oh, yeah. Because his became time travel, I can teleport, but every other time, I become a random sex toy for 24 hours, is it?

[Eli Double Tap]

You can shape shift, but shapeshift. Yeah. So. And then everybody. Every other one. You shapeshift into a sex toy, though,

[King Trout]

and you have no control, no idea what it is.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So I'm comfortable just letting the Internet decide.

[Eli Double Tap]

Mine, because we gotta wait for two weeks, and then.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So do I have to pick the superpower?

[Darnell]

And we offset.

[Eli Double Tap]

I thought you wash unsubbed.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I do, but I never thought that I'd be picking a superpower.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wow.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I didn't get. I am. I am invisible to law enforcement. That's not really. That is. Hey, look.

[Brandon]

Hey.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I need that. I wish I had that at my arraignment. Good Lord.

[King Trout]

That's your superpower.

[Eli Double Tap]

You look over fucking Caleb. Cop walks up and you just.

[King Trout]

Whoop.

[Eli Double Tap]

Cop only sees Caleb.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, you guys are good.

[Eli Double Tap]

Darnell's pulling out.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Everybody wants to fly, right?

[Eli Double Tap]

What is it?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Everybody wants to fly. Like, I would. I would love to be able to fly something unique. He's got teleport. Well, you got shapeshift. Someone has teleport.

[Eli Double Tap]

Mm.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Cody has flying, right?

[King Trout]

Yes.

[Eli Double Tap]

With racial slurs.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What about, like, the Flash? Like, super speed. Does anybody have that?

[Darnell]

Eli?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Gosh darn it, I can't be fast.

[Eli Double Tap]

I mean, they can. You can have super speed.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Mind reading. Does anybody have mind reading? Fudge.

[Eli Double Tap]

We can give him super speed. That's black.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I was gonna say. That fits. I'm kind of fast.

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay, so you can move at the speed of light.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Works for me.

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay, so speed of light, and then the offset is.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap]

The black light.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's a merch idea. Just a black light bulb.

[King Trout]

Your costume is just black with, like, a splatter.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There's something there. We're on to something, boys.

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay, so we got the black light, and then his offset is. Go for it, Nick.

[King Trout]

Please.

[Eli Double Tap]

Please, Nick.

[King Trout]

Say it, Nick.

[Eli Double Tap]

Let me hear this one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Just say it.

[Darnell]

You can only run at the speed of light if you're carrying somebody else's bike.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, my God.

[Darnell]

He has. I need to borrow your bike.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I'm just gonna ride around the block real quick.

[Eli Double Tap]

I just like. Just pulling up to save somebody, and they're like, why do you have a puppy? You have to save me.

[Darnell]

You have to take me on something first.

[King Trout]

Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap]

And the cops always know. It's like, gta.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hey, they can't catch me, though. They can't catch me, though. Oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

All right, that's a perfect offset. He's steal something first.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Thief. Got it. Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap]

The black light.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

What's he stealing this week?

[Eli Double Tap]

But you're saving people.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Even trade? Even trade, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Do you bring the bike back?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No.

[Darnell]

Because once he gets Ariesta, he's gonna have to snuck up something else to go the other way so he can never return. Every time you activate the power and you can never bring people their.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[King Trout]

I was gonna say the speed of light. But it can never be away or in the direction away from your family. Oh, my God.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Jesus, Connor. What the. I love my family. I am a very present father.

[King Trout]

I know.

[Darnell]

Always a gallon of milk.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I'm gonna run the store real quick, baby. I'll be right back.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude, it's so up.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

My dad did that in 1985.

[King Trout]

Just imagine.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You should. He's been a California resident ever since. Love you, dad.

[Eli Double Tap]

Just show fucking.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I do. I love my dad.

[Eli Double Tap]

Arm robbery.

[King Trout]

That was a true story.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, that's. Oh, absolutely.

[King Trout]

Oh, shit.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He was gone before I was born. I'm not gonna go into that, though.

[King Trout]

Yeah, fair enough.

[Eli Double Tap]

Sorry, I'm just.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Give me a cry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm good.

[Eli Double Tap]

The black light's here. Are you dropping off a bike? Walk into the next bike and be like, take my hand, tell her. It's like, why does he keep coming back?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Why are these bikes in the front yard? Must be a lot of people here. No, just one guy who runs really fast being chased.

[Darnell]

He has to like grab an ice cream cone from a toddler. Takes off.

[Eli Double Tap]

I love it. It's just bikes.

[King Trout]

How'd you get here?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Give me that.

[King Trout]

Jeez.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

All right. That'll be fun. Okay, we can work with that. We can work with that. Got some skit ideas bouncing around.

[King Trout]

You don't have to sell them on Facebook Marketplace, by the way.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hey, I gotta fl. Gotta flip them. Money making, money making machine. Steal the bike, flip the bike.

[King Trout]

It's the modern day Craigslist.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's true. It is the wild west. My wife buys so many things on Facebook Marketplace. And she'll say, oh, by the way, can you go pick this up, bro?

[Darnell]

Don't even get me started on my wife and Facebook Marketplace.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So I live in a very rural area.

[Brandon]

Very rural.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

When I say rural, I mean a lot of farms, not a lot of black people. She's got me driving past no trespassing signs and I'll go up and I'm like, hey, did you talk to these people? Oh, yeah, I messaged them yesterday. Okay, I'm here and nobody's at the door. And they've got cameras everywhere and there's a car coming down the driveway. So you need a message or call somebody right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

Twitch stream, Right? Yeah, because you should do that live stream it, but with a heartbeat monitor.

[Darnell]

Oh my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

And at the beginning, my wife bought a crib.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

She's like, oh, I bought, I don't know, seven loaves of sourdough. You just have to go to farmer such and such. And I'm like, bitch, they got h e B. You realize the situation you're putting me in? I have a gun on me right now. And it just, it's always awkward. And sometimes like, like if I knock on the door, they'll crack the door like this. What do you want? I'm here from Facebook marketplace. My wife purchased. Oh. And they'll say like, come on in. But it's always like that tension. Like I, I, it's, yeah, it's very shady.

[Darnell]

Opposite problem.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

My wife likes selling on Facebook markets. No, no, no, no, no. She's never had them come to my house because I told her that from the get go. I was like, we're always meeting somewhere else and I'm going with you. Horrible.

[Eli Double Tap]

$20, bro.

[King Trout]

You have.

[Darnell]

I was, this is like pre, this was like when I was still an electrician and doing YouTube. Like, I'm making good money as an electrician. I'm making like decent money doing YouTube. Like, I'm making money and I like get off work. I got videos to make. I just worked a 10 hour shift being an electrician. She's like, will you take me to Casey's on the north end of town? Like the shittiest, most ghetto gas station in town.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Take me to the hood big.

[Darnell]

I have to meet this person to sell them a bed set. Okay. Okay. I drive her there. I'm sitting in this Casey's gas station and we're like pulled up to the front of the gas station. It's like my bumper. Four feet of sidewalk, brick wall.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Door to walk into the 2006 Buick Le Saber pulls up, bumping a little booy crash.

[Darnell]

Obvious drug dealer walks up. It's winter standing, it would have been said. Standing in front of the gas station in the bad side of town. Takes his winter gloves off like the 99 cent cheap.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh my gosh.

[Darnell]

And sets them down on the little ledge. Because it's like a, it's like brick halfway up. And then it turns to sheet metal and there's like a lip this big.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

Sets his gloves there and stands there for a minute. Sees another dude that's obviously tweaking, walking up. And they walk up and they talk for a minute. And I see the handoff. And the dude that set his gloves on the ledge walks away and leaves his gloves. And I'm sitting in my car four feet away, watching. So I. Sweetheart, we're watching a drug deal happening.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Drugs to me.

[Darnell]

And then like, the tweakers looking around all nervous, and then grabs the gloves and leaves. And she's like, what was that? I go, that was a fucking drug deal, like. And she's like, completely oblivious to it. I've now been in front of this gas station for 15 minutes, and the person pulls up and buys a bed set. I get out and hand it to him. And she hands me. I'm not exaggerating, a five and two ones. And I was like, hannah,

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

seven dollar bed set.

[Darnell]

Fucking give it to Goodwill. I've now wasted an hour of my time.

[King Trout]

Oh, that was the. That was the legitimate amount.

[Brandon]

She sold it for.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

All of that. That.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It was like, you know, she listed for $10. And they talked her down and she's

[Darnell]

like, well, I don't just want to give it away for free. We paid money for this. I go, hannah, my time is worth money. Like, I. It's. It was seven dollars for some I already paid ten dollars for. I'm like fifty in the hole on this ten dollar bed set.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Darnell, aren't you supposed to be a blue collar person for the people? Still a waste of time, Godfrey. Nigga, that's medicated. He's hating from the car. Nearby, my wife will buy stuff. So, like, my kids, they each have their own room. So we've got bunk beds for the youngest one. We've got regular single bed. And then my oldest kid has like a double or I don't know what size it is, but my wife still buys beds on Facebook market. We've got two bunk beds in the garage.

[King Trout]

No soft furniture.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I mean, no bedbugs. When they're worn in, it's like, she likes the. The wooden. They're like these IKEA bunk beds. She just buys the frame.

[King Trout]

I thought you were talking about, don't

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

buy anything soft on the Internet.

[King Trout]

Yeah, don't put your kids in mattresses.

[Eli Double Tap]

Like, used mattresses. That's comfortable. They're worn in.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

These aren't. These aren't New York tunnel mattresses. But what happens is we'll get these bunk beds and they'll just stack up and she's got like, bookshelves, bunk beds. And so every so often, like, when I built my garage gym, I ran out of space. And I'm like, we got all this crap. She doesn't know what's out here. I'm gonna start taking this. I'm start piecemealing it and taking it to the dump and throwing it in the trash. I've thrown away, like, two bunk beds, two shelves. She has no clue. I hope she doesn't watch this, but I've thrown away all this stuff. And she's still like. The other day, she's in the room, she's like, do you know where the tape measure is? Do you know what that means when your wife asks where the tape measure is?

[King Trout]

She's about to buy shit. Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And I'm like.

[Darnell]

And I'm like, word of advice. When she asks that, don't say, do you know how to read a tape measure? They get mad. She didn't, but she still got mad at me.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I wouldn't. I would not do that. My wife is really good at being angry. I don't know if you know this or not. My wife is a black woman. Really good at being angry.

[Darnell]

I thought we had the same wife for a minute.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, put that in the intro. So if she does watch this, we fuck him over.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But what I did was I took. So in our. In the mud room, like, where the washer and dryer is, I took. We have two tape measures. I took them, and I put them downstairs in my office. And so she hasn't asked for the longest time, but then the other day, she was like, hey, where's the tape measure? And I'm like, oh, I think it's in the car. And then, sure enough, she had, like, this, like, the sewing measure, and she's got that. And she's measuring a shelf in our bedroom. And I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, yes, I found one on Facebook Market. I'm like, oh, my gosh. She's unstoppable. You. She's gonna find a way. We're gonna buy stuff on Facebook. We're gonna sell stuff on Facebook. It's just. It's the nature of it. I'm doomed. Facebook marketplace. Gosh. Gift and a curse gift. It's where I got this shirt. No, I'm just kidding. I did not get this from.

[Eli Double Tap]

Your wife's. Just gonna fast forward this part bit.

[Darnell]

Have I ever told you about the time that I got conned into remodeling the break room at a salon?

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what?

[Darnell]

Bro, my wife.

[Eli Double Tap]

You were voluntary we have to re.

[Darnell]

You have to come help me remodel the break room.

[King Trout]

What?

[Darnell]

It's like, nine o' clock at night in a. In a commercial salon she works at.

[King Trout]

Wait, okay.

[Darnell]

Her and the girls that work there got together and decided that they wanted their break room to be nicer. And I said, you should talk to the owner and see if he'd throw a couple grand to have some new flooring put down.

[King Trout]

This is in a strip mall.

[Darnell]

I'm assuming no standalone building, commercial salon.

[King Trout]

Okay.

[Darnell]

And I'm like, so talk to the owner and have them remodel it? No, me and the girls already bought all the stuff. I go, you went and bought shit to remodel the break room with your own money?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Mm.

[King Trout]

They measured out the square footage of the floor.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They bought lava lamps and pictures of Marilyn Monroe.

[Darnell]

I show up. It's me. It's the women, and then it's me. Some other dude that has construction experience.

[King Trout]

Like, boyfriend.

[Darnell]

Yeah. And then two boyfriends that are useless.

[King Trout]

Jeez.

[Darnell]

Me and this one dude. His name was also Nick, are just looking at each other like, well, it's just me and you remodeling this break room, I guess, bro. And they bought, like, it wasn't laminate. It was, like, squishy foam rollout flooring.

[King Trout]

Oh, they bought the team.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

So they bought it, and they're like. And I'm.

[King Trout]

I've showed up to customers, houses where. Yeah. Yeah, they bought team.

[Darnell]

Oh, you should have seen the argument. The. The woman that bought it. This is a flooring I put in my bathroom in my apartment, and it looks bomb as fuck. No, it looked like the argument she had with me. I was like, we can't just, like, we got to take the fucking toilet up. We got to fucking take the. The. The trim off the wall. No, you don't cut it. Just cut it and throw it there. I go, you're gonna redo the flooring without taking the toilet up? And she's like, that's what I did in my apartment. I go, why are you remodeling your apartment? First of all, B. I know it doesn't look good. I don't even have to see it. I know it looks like. So now me and this guy are ripping the toilet out of a commercial salon. I'm like, one of the women go to Menards. They close in 20 minutes.

[King Trout]

Go buy a wax.

[Darnell]

Go get a wax ring.

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Darnell]

They're like, I don't know what that is. Just tell the guy you need a wax ring for a Toilet.

[Brandon]

He'll know what it is and buy two.

[Darnell]

Yeah, by two.

[King Trout]

Because the toilet's sitting higher than you think it is.

[Darnell]

Yeah, it's just. It was a nightmare.

[King Trout]

Geez.

[Darnell]

So yeah, this is like 9 o' clock at night. No, we never like 11.

[King Trout]

Like never do plumbing afternoon.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Solid, solid advice.

[King Trout]

No, because it. It always. You owe every.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Turns into something else.

[King Trout]

Yeah, it's like. It's like. Like remodeling a car. You're constantly going back to O'Reilly's, which I don't know if that's a national thing. I know menards is not.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

O'Reilly's is national.

[Eli Double Tap]

When the. When the shower broke, O'Reilly in the guest bedroom. And I was just pissed off, so I left. And you handled it. You knew. I was just like, oh, that's Eli's angry.

[Darnell]

I still love when you guys call me with electrical problems.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

There's a phone tree.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, I was trying to find a breaker on something. I was like, hey, Nick, where the fuck is the breaker for the.

[King Trout]

You called me on. You. You called me on that. And I had just smoked a cigarette at Cody's house and seen that there was the breaker on the outside of the house in Texas, which I had never fucking seen before.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

When the box is outside of the

[King Trout]

house, they split the breakers. So there. There will be one like in the garage. And then they put like 210 outside. So there's the breaker for like the AC unit, the water heater.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Do they do two AC units in Texas?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yes.

[Darnell]

Okay.

[Eli Double Tap]

Usually, yeah, I have one. I have different ones for different portions of the house. And then. Yeah, so you. And then I forget something tripped in one of the house. In our master bathroom.

[Darnell]

But you called because like your bathroom and bedroom lights weren't working.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

And. Well, no, this is the one where I was like, I. There's no. We've reset everything. Nick's like, it's on one of the probably guest bedrooms. There'll be a reset button. I'm like, why the. This is. Again, not.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's important.

[Eli Double Tap]

I hit it and then everything started working. I was like, oh, the gfci.

[Darnell]

You got it?

[King Trout]

Yeah, you just pop the gfci.

[Eli Double Tap]

But it was in a different bathroom.

[Darnell]

It was. Because it's multi level house and like multi story houses. The bathrooms are used usually stacked on top of each other just to make the plumbing and everything easy. And shitty contractors. What they'll do is bathroom outlets have to be gf.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Shitty.

[King Trout]

Shitty contractors. What he means to say is Mexicans.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Good lord.

[Darnell]

No, just shitty contractors, I'd say them all do it.

[Eli Double Tap]

My people, I don't know. Do my people do it?

[King Trout]

No Mexicans.

[Eli Double Tap]

I want to call my dad and be like, do you do this, dad?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So like, like where, where our kitchen is, the kitchen leads right into the, the dining room and there's I guess this GFCI in the kitchen as well.

[Darnell]

Yep.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And so if we have like, you know, I don't know, heater plugged up in the winter time or something that the kids are using, it'll, it'll go and we just have to pop that little reset and.

[Darnell]

Well, what I was saying was when you have a multi levels to a house, the bathrooms are stacked on top of each other and what shitty contractors will do is all the bathrooms have to be GFCI protected. Yeah, well, a GFCI costs $3 more than a normal outlet, so to save

[King Trout]

money it's like $20 more. It's like 20 for a GFC.

[Darnell]

Not anymore.

[Brandon]

Really.

[King Trout]

There it used to be like 20 for a GFCI and like 90 cents for a regular.

[Darnell]

Whatever. I don't give a though. Instead of having a GFCI in each bathroom, they'll have the GFCI in the bottom bathroom and then feed everything off of that. All the other bathrooms off of one gfci. So if you trip the one on the third fucking floor, you got to go down to the first floor to reset your fucking bathroom. So they work.

[Eli Double Tap]

I remember that one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

First world problems.

[Eli Double Tap]

I was like, oh, thank you. Yeah, that worked. We got it. Thumbs up. No ones are outside for some. Best reason.

[Darnell]

Best part about being an electrician. Every, every time it drops below 50 degrees, I get to spend the next month of my life going on trouble calls to offices with cubicles. My computer isn't working.

[King Trout]

Do you have a space heater plugged into your cubicle?

[Darnell]

I have three space heaters plugged into the same outlet my computer is plugged into.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I wonder what demographic that is.

[King Trout]

That's white women.

[Darnell]

Fat white women.

[King Trout]

Yes.

[Darnell]

100.

[King Trout]

They always have like shawls and blankets on them.

[Eli Double Tap]

Blankets and thick ankles, bro.

[King Trout]

No, they don't have ankles.

[Darnell]

I don't understand the logic.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Just a Pickett leg.

[Darnell]

I know this is crazy, but like, do you know what temperature it is in that building in the summer?

[King Trout]

70, 70.

[Darnell]

You know what temperature it is in that building in the winter?

[King Trout]

70, 70.

[Darnell]

Always temperature. Why are you calling.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But it's cold outside.

[Darnell]

It's winter. Why are you wearing a tank top? Because I'm inside and every building I'm in. Is 70.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

70 degrees.

[King Trout]

Always hot during the summer and freezing cold.

[Darnell]

It doesn't make winter.

[King Trout]

And they plug in a thousand. These little space heaters on their cubicles. They're like this. But you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Darnell]

They're trying to turn themselves into a hot dog. Like, on the rollers. Like, it's insane.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's what their ankles look like, is the hot dog on the rollers.

[King Trout]

And then during the summer, they plug in. They're like, called swamp coolers.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

The little ice box with a fan on it.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[King Trout]

And they plug in like, three. It's fucking fat bitches. Every fucking time.

[Eli Double Tap]

Lord.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Dude.

[King Trout]

During the summer. No, he's. He's experienced that as well, dude.

[Darnell]

It's.

[King Trout]

You go out and you take those fucking calls, and you have to crawl up into the fucking. The. You push the ceiling tiles to the side to go up in the fucking breaker box and flip the breaker until this fucking fat. To unplug three of her swamp coolers.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Bro, it's hot in here.

[Darnell]

They're. They're the most annoying people on the. I was at a job once, we were knocking a wall out, and there was a panel there on the electric. They call me, and I gotta unwire everything in this panel, move the panel, redo the piping like, six feet to the right where they're not knocking this hole. That's fine.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Fine.

[Darnell]

Like, that's just part of the job. I rewire the panel, put the new panel back in. I'm like, packing my up to go. There's now a hole where the panel used to be in this wall. And the. Then by the time I got done, they decided they weren't gonna knock a hole there anymore.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[Darnell]

Whatever. I got paid. I don't give a. So the maintenance guy comes out and he's like, measuring drywall to patch this hole.

[King Trout]

He's like, why'd you leave all these wire clippings on the floor? The least you could have done is swept them up 100.

[Darnell]

So he goes, puts the patch in, muds it, and then he goes to paint. He cracks the can of paint. I'm not you. Within 10 seconds, some fat gets up and waddles her ass to the corner office. And then they're in there for three minutes. And then the office manager comes out and tells the maintenance guy, you have to come back and paint at night because the fumes are upsetting some of the workers.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my God.

[King Trout]

What did I fucking say, dude? Fucking fat bitches in offices they're all the same.

[Darnell]

The most insufferable people on the planet.

[King Trout]

Oh, I'm getting lightheaded from the fumes. It's fucking paint, you fat. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You know, it's also the same when you pepper spray somebody in a hospital.

[Brandon]

Er.

[King Trout]

What the fuck?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It's the same. It's like, come on, you'll be fine. It's not that bad. A little spice, little. Little flavor in your life. That was another email and phone call that I got that was.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, so, you know, I'm not really big on using a taser. I've never been, and I've never relied on a taser. 100%, because, you know, with clothing and, you know, with just, you know, rain and everything else, it's just.

[King Trout]

They're.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They're not. I mean, they're a great tool to have. I'm not gonna disparage them, but I've just never been big on it.

[Eli Double Tap]

Drugs or anything like that, really. We've seen the videos of the dudes, like, throwing them off.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, most times it's a bad connection and, you know, they're not 100% reliable. When they work, they work, but I just never really relied on it. And so there was this guy. I was on a mental health call, and I got relief. So someone came to send me back to the county because I was at the. I was in the city at the hospital. And when you get relief, someone comes in and was like, hey, you're good to go. We'll take over and see this through. So I'm walking out. Well, there was a voluntary mental patient that had been sitting in the hospital for, like, 12 hours and got no help. And because he's voluntary in mental health, they had security sitting there. Hospital security. Retired guy, not good on his feet, not really built for security. He's sitting outside this guy's room while this guy's getting amped up for sitting here for 12 hours and receiving no help. So the guy kicks the door. They had the sliding doors, but the doors will come off the hinge if somebody hits it.

[Darnell]

Like, emergency mode.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So he kicks the door, and he's coming out of the room, and all I hear is just yelling. And he's. He's coming out of the room like this, and it's like it happened in slow motion. And I see him draw his fist back and he's sprinting towards the security guard. Security guard was sitting there on his phone and looks up at the last second and I see it happening, and I Had my spray on my vest, and I take my spray out, I used to shake it, you know, quite a bit. I give it one shake, and I just let this guy have it. I just hose him down. And it keeps. So he goes to throw the punch, and he couldn't throw it because he closed his eyes and ended up subduing him. And me, in all of my experience, I'm gonna get someone else to put handcuffs on him because I'm not babysitting this guy. So we're in the city. I get a city officer, I say, hey, let's put handcuffs on. They put handcuffs on him. And one of the. I don't know, one of the ER staff comes over, is like, why did you use pepper spray in here? And I was like, because there was an assault that was taking place in my presence, and I had to take action. Well, now we have to clear the whole er. I was like, no, you don't. It's. It's fine. It's actually dissipating now, so you don't have to do that. And then, next thing I know, a city supervisor and the city, because I work for the county, but I was in the city. This city, they will prosecute law enforcement. It's one of those cities. And so there was a supervisor that showed up that I had actually done SWAT school with. And he shows up. He's like, what happened? I was like, the guy was going to punch a security guard, and I sprayed him. And one of your guys detained him and, you know, and taken him into custody. He's like, okay, okay, why'd you spray him? And like, you didn't hear what I just said? He was in the act of assaulting an elderly citizen, and I sprayed him. He's like, well, why didn't you just tase him? I was like, look, okay, are you going to charge me? Are we going to Monday morning quarterback this thing? He's like, well, no, no, no. Just, you know, just trying to get your mindset. And I was like, my mindset was stopping an elderly person from being assaulted. And then, sure enough, the charge nurse emails my supervisor. My supervisor emails me, gives me a call on the phone, hey, come up to the office. I get called onto the carpet. And they're like, why did you do that? Why not? Was that the wrong action to take? Well, you know, you just have to be considerate of people around you, blah, blah, blah. I was like, or I could be considered of the elderly man that was about to be knocked into the afterlife by this large angry Mental health patient. And so, yeah, that kind of. Kind of became a thing.

[Darnell]

And the correct answer is, should I use my gun?

[King Trout]

I was gonna say that. That was exactly what I was gonna say.

[Brandon]

How would they have felt if you

[King Trout]

drew your gun and fired on him?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, I wouldn't have done that. I only shoot people that need shooting. That's always. That's always been my thing. I've never shot anybody that didn't need no shooting. If they need shooting, shoot him.

[King Trout]

Well, he could have have knocked old man on his ass and split his

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

head on the concrete, but he didn't because I knew what I was doing.

[Eli Double Tap]

You were accurate with that pepper spray?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, yeah, yeah. One of the. So one of the things with pepper spray, like pocket sauce, There was a guy that I pepper sprayed once. This guy, he got into a fight with his brother, and he. He ended up punching a window, and he had a. It cut his arterial under the archer.

[Brandon]

Arterial, brachial artery.

[Eli Double Tap]

Bleed out real quick on that bitch.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So I get there, and I'm at the house. Mom is literally having a heart attack. From the amount of blood. The dude who cut himself is nowhere to be found.

[King Trout]

And wait, mom is. Is having a heart attack? Because she saw her.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

She saw. She got. Yeah, she got worked up. She saw the blood. She went. She. They said she started with a panic attack. She ended up having a heart attack. So I call. I call an ambulance for her.

[Eli Double Tap]

Blood shoots out at a. If you're not used to an arterial bleeding, it is different, dude.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It is.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, it is. It's like, super. Yeah. For every beat of your heart, you are shooting that across the room.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So then I hear screaming up the street, and I'm like. And so the brother, one of the other brothers was there. I said, look after her. If she stops breathing, call us. And so I go outside. I'm just following the blood trail, and it's this zigzag blood trail. There's bloody footprints. And I'm hearing the scream, and I run down, and the dude's standing, like, at the end of the block, and he's like, yeah, shoot me. I was like, no, I'm not gonna shoot you.

[Darnell]

He's wearing tourniquet.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's wearing a beater. He's wearing a beater and basketball shorts. And the whole right side is just bright red all the way down.

[Eli Double Tap]

What's bright red mean?

[Darnell]

Well, oxygen.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It means he finna die. Bright red and bubbles. Not a good look. I was like, sir, let me help you. He's like, nah, nah, shoot Me. I was like, I'm not gonna shoot you. And so my partner shows up. He's like, what are we gonna do? And I'm already, like, taking my spray out. And so I was like. I look at my partner. I was like. And just. Just doused him, and he falls to the ground. We run up, put a tourniquet on. There was blood everywhere. So I end up having to go into surgery with this guy because at this point, he's in my custody. And so I'm. They asked me like, well, what'd you see on scene? I was like, a lot of blood. They were like, was it bright red? I said, yes. Were there bubbles? Yes. How far did he run? I was like, he probably ran maybe 50ft. And they were like. And he was still on his feet when you saw him?

[Eli Double Tap]

That's what I'm saying right now.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And I was like, yeah, he was. He was on his feet. He got into a fight, cut his arm, ran 50ft, and was still able to oppose law enforcement. And right when we put the tourniquet on him, that was when he passed out.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did he survive?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He survived. Well, actually, it's funny because he survived, and he was still in law enforcement custody. I was on midnight shift, so at the end of my shift after surgery, which was really cool, sitting and watching the doctor put him back together, I got relief. Day shift came and relieved me, and they ended up issuing the warrant. They served the warrant, but they turned him over to hospital custody. The guy stole a cell phone, called his dealer, bought drugs at the jail, and eloped from the hospital. And I was like, you know what? That sounds like a tomorrow problem. That sounds. That sounds like the kind of thing that.

[King Trout]

See you again, brother.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. If a. If he's gone, he's gone. I'm not gonna go looking for him.

[King Trout]

We're at. On the arm was.

[Darnell]

Tune in tomorrow.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It was really high. It was really high one, too. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it was right in here. It was just enough to get the tourniquet to get under his delt.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's always on the inside.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, it was. It was on. So he punched the window, and it was. It almost looked like he went straight through the window and then dropped down on. Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

So you have the brachial and the femoral, but both are very large. Very large. And you'll bleed out. 50. Like, to run that far is wild.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, I think he was high when it happened, and I don't know if I. I don't. It was a miracle. I mean, it's a miracle the guy didn't die, because I. I sure I thought he was gonna die from the. From what I saw, I've never seen blood shoot that far outside of, like, guys that have been blown up. And, like, you see like, some of the, you know, some of the limbs come off and everything else, but, like, it was like a steady. It was like a super soaker stream. It was insane.

[Eli Double Tap]

See, when you have an ID explosion, it's like you have seven seconds to apply your own tourniquet. Like, under 10, you want to get your tourniquet on twisted tight, just taut. With IEDs or fast explosions. One of the benefits of losing your limb is your body also acts as a tourniquet. Your muscles tighten, contract. Yeah, it contracts, and then that pinches those. The arteries, and then you're just fucking tourniquet time. That's fucking insane to run that far.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, yeah, it was insane because it is very bright. The first time I really saw, like, that level of bleeding, I may or may not have been watching an ISR feed, and there was an explosion that took place. And they're dragging this guy. They're dragging this guy. And I'm like. I was like, where? I was like, are they dragging him through irrigation? Where's. Where's there all this water on the ground? And One of the TLs was like, that's not water. And so they're dragging him, and they're dragging him to, you know, another mud hut. And at some point it was like, it's just a constant. It looked like a constant, like a little irrigation stream of water. And at some point it stopped. And you see the guy that's dragging him look down, and he just drops him and takes off running. That's the first. And that's the first time that I had seen that amount of blood come from a person.

[Eli Double Tap]

So you're looking at this. It's really dark areas, and then you're dragging somebody, and you're visually just seeing a very white area with white shooting out, and then white stops shooting out, and you're like, huh? And then he's like, huh.

[King Trout]

The ir, like, dropped from my mind for whatever reason. But, yeah, that makes sense.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, good times. Good but, yeah. So to see that amount of blood and then like, we're. We're going into surgery, and I didn't realize they do, like, this declaration because they want to make sure, like, when they do a surgery, they're operating on the right body part, but they go through the list of everything they're doing. And the nurse. The OR nurse was like, you might want. You might want to sit down for this. I'm like, lady, I've seen people ripped in half by cars and bombs. Like, this is not that big a deal. I'm like, next to the doctor. The doctor's like, so where you're from, the doctor's. And he's like, you ever seen this? And I'm looking. I'm watching him sew, put stitches inside of the. Inside of this guy's arm. And I'm like, over the doctor's shoulder. He was like, take a look at this. Get a closer look. He's like, you want to take a picture of it? I was like, no, I don't, but this is great. And the nurse was like, he's probably going to pass out. I was like, he's already. He's already asleep. And the doc goes, she's talking about you, dude. I was like, get her out of here.

[Darnell]

I've talked about this before. Like, when I. When I went in. Both times. Yeah, both my kids. Hannah goes in to give birth, and every time, there's this moment where all the nurses and the doctor like, look, dad, are you gonna stay in the room for this?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yes.

[Darnell]

Yeah, we. It's like, it's. It was the same speech both times. They're like, if you get lightheaded and fall down and pass out, we don't care about you. We're not gonna help you. I was like, that's great. That's fine. Help my wife. That's what you're fucking here for. But also, like, it's got to be a common thing for them to care that much.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Well, but, like, fun fact about passing out. When my first kid was born, I passed out.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, what?

[Brandon]

I did.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

So my. I'm. I'm at work, and that's why you

[Eli Double Tap]

guys don't stick around.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh. Good Lord.

[King Trout]

Yeah.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Hey, I need that clip. I need that clip.

[Darnell]

So you have with your child the floor.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Go get some milk. I'm out of here. I can't do it.

[Eli Double Tap]

I can't do it like that. Got everyone good? Perfect.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Keep it.

[Darnell]

I don't care.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

My wife's. My wife's coworker calls me. I'm in the middle of my shift, and the hospital was, like, 40 minutes away from. From the zone that I was working. And so I just get in my car and I just go. And I'm. I'm just, like, within the speed limit. And I get there, and the second I get out of my Car and go to run in the door. I go to the elevator, and there's, like, this old couple, and they're like, one is in a wheelchair, and one has, like, one of the walkers that has, like, the seat on it. And they're like, oh, I don't know how to get on the elevator because. And they're.

[King Trout]

Why are you giving birth?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Get the fuck out of the way. I wasn't waiting, so I went to the. I went to the steps and I ran up four flights and I went to the labor and delivery. Labor and delivery. You can't just walk in. You have to. To ring the bell and everything else. And so because I'm in uniform, I ring the bell, they let me in. I'm like, busting through the door, like, where's my wife? And I'm. I was just amped up, the adrenaline and everything. And so I find. I get. I get to the room, and she was fine. She was. You know, she was just starting off, but she was only in labor for four hours.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, that was actually a quick.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

It was very quick. All three of our kids were very quick.

[Eli Double Tap]

This be 12 to 24 or four hours. Just so people out there that's never experienced this.

[King Trout]

This is round one.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, this is. This is the first one. And so I had. I had taken the emergency childbirth class, and I've been very close to delivering babies a handful of times, but never had to go through with it because medical staff shows up. So I'm literally watching this in real time, and it's like, okay, this is cool. It's kind of scary. I'm a dad now. And then the baby comes out and I see her, and I'm, like, overcome with emotion. I'm amped up.

[Eli Double Tap]

Up.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

You know, I. I didn't cry at all. I didn't cry until my last kid because I knew that that was like. That's my. This is my last time experiencing this. And so I cut the ability cord. Yeah, I cut the cable, and I

[King Trout]

cut the fiber optic cable. I separated my child from the matrix.

[Eli Double Tap]

And so, hey, I got the cable.

[King Trout]

And.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And so they're the. The staff is congratulating us. And they go, Mr. Penderhughes, would you like to hold your baby? And I said. And I was standing. I was like, yeah. And they were like, you started swaying. And before I knew it, I was laying on the floor. And the nurse comes running in with smelling salt. And she. She does one wipe of the smelling salt, and I start to wake up. They've got the Shears. They're about to cut my uniform off. I had this uniform tailored to my body. And as soon. As soon as I see the shears, I smacked her hand, the shears go flying across the room. She goes. And I was like, you will not cut this uniform. And, like, I came to and everything else.

[Eli Double Tap]

And I just picture the undertaker. You said,

[King Trout]

I am a father now.

[Eli Double Tap]

Walk, hold your baby.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

And so I went and I held the baby. And so, like, after we got home, my wife was like, you know, you assaulted medical staff. I was like. Like, no, I didn't. I was like, they're about to cut my uniform. I just moved the scissors out over there. She was like, no, you smacked that woman's hand. And it echoed throughout. Labor and delivery, $15,000. I was like, are they mad? She was like, no, they weren't mad. They. They actually had a good laugh because you passed out. And I was like, who else have you told about this? And she was like, everybody. Everybody. Yeah. So, yeah, I passed out on the first one. And. But, you know, she's alive and healthy now. She's, you know, 16. And you're white. They just. No, Are you kidding me right now? Hey, hey, Cut that. That is enough. You set me up.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm sorry.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I didn't set you up. Yeah, you did.

[Eli Double Tap]

I like, that was the life.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

He's got a small head and wears hats in the shower.

[King Trout]

I'm gonna steal your hat.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

No, turn your head.

[King Trout]

I'm gonna mock you. Turn your head and show them your little dongle back here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I could tuck that in. Yeah, you could, but I don't.

[King Trout]

And we wear the same size hat.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, the. This is a gypsy camp over there.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hey, Big, big song. You tuck that in.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Speaking of. Speaking of gypsies.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, okay. Let's double down on the racist races.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I know y' all want to talk about gypsies. Hey, get. Give me some long cut. We just have a lot of them in Virginia. Dip in your lip. Are there for real, Jippas?

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, where?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I won't say where. Cause the Internet doesn't need to know where I've been employed.

[Eli Double Tap]

Sho. No show is. She's from Ireland. So she knows. Yeah. So she's like, oh, fucking gyposing. Oh, my God. Oh, gypos.

[King Trout]

A slur.

[Eli Double Tap]

Is it really? Oh, fucking gypsies.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Glad I didn't say it. I don't say slurs on the Internet.

[Eli Double Tap]

I don't know what's.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't care.

[Darnell]

It's.

[King Trout]

It's a European slur, so it doesn't count.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Oh, yeah.

[King Trout]

How do you identify a gypsy?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Okay, so,

[Darnell]

yeah, I mean, my best guess was they were trying to. A hunchback at Notre Dame. That's the only thing I know.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They're nomads. They're often unhoused, and they move in large groups.

[King Trout]

Unhoused?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

That's the best description I have. And they'll go and they'll set up like a, Like a corner. Like, they do, like, farmers markets and stuff like that. But then they also, the. The ones that I've encountered, they're carnies

[Darnell]

with no Ferris wheels. Okay. That's what they are.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. That is the greatest. Imagine carnies, but they don't bring in money.

[Darnell]

Carnies with no rides and they steal.

[King Trout]

Do they still have the wagons?

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Like, I'm thinking in my mind, they.

[King Trout]

In Europe, they do. Yeah, they have.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. So it's a mixture. They even will stationaries and shit.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I've seen them with station wagons with. And they have, they have, like. Yeah, they have trailers. So they'll hook up a trailer to a car or to, to whatever they're driving. And it's the ones that I've experienced, and this is my lived experience. It's always, like, full of junk. They have, like, ceiling fans and window AC units. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like, it's, It's.

[King Trout]

They're white.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They got fans and ACs.

[King Trout]

No, these are white.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Driving around with a saw horse. Like, what is. Whose is this? Where'd you get this? It just. Yeah, there's, There's. It's a pattern.

[Eli Double Tap]

I like this guy Darnell more than anything right now.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Brown, whites.

[King Trout]

They're Turkish.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

I don't hate them. I, I. Is this camera on me? I love them, I think.

[King Trout]

Is this camera on me?

[Eli Double Tap]

I hate dust.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Documentaries of when they're in town or around an area. All the AC hardware stores, like, nope, we close it off.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Like, we will know when, you know, they'll buy and resell. So in Virginia, you can buy, like, four cartons of cigarettes. They'll go from gas station to gas station in the same jurisdiction, and we'll get a call and like, hey, we think these people are buying cigarettes to sell them individually and without fail. They'll get these big trash bags, just cartons of cigarettes in these trash bags, and they take them to New York and they resell them. And it just. It's a thing. It's a thing.

[King Trout]

That's a big federal crime.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

They do not Care.

[King Trout]

No, that is a. That's a huge time. Federal crime, reselling cigarettes.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

But that's what they would do.

[King Trout]

Federal crime.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

They would buy them and resell them. And it just. I mean, tobacco is regulated, so.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude, when you watch the documentaries, especially when they're overseas, it's like the gypsy kids were like, I don't know why people don't like us. And it's them pulling up to a spot, destroying it.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah.

[King Trout]

And then bouncing.

[Eli Double Tap]

Huh.

[King Trout]

Cause you're from a foreign nation and you're littering.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Walk in your trap, take over your trap. That's.

[Eli Double Tap]

I mean, the farmers over in the uk, you watch when they drive around their tractor and spray them with manure.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. They do not fuck around.

[Darnell]

Fuck out of here.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yep. They.

[King Trout]

Well, they have so little legal. They have so little legal protection to, like, guard themselves from being invaded by gypsies.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude. Dude, Connor. I can tell. That last vodka shot did the trick. I was like, oh, that's drunk. Connor's voice just hit his eyes. Just did this. He was like. He did the.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Yeah. Hey, he's gonna be looking for a Lego head here in a minute. Where they at? I know about the Lego heads.

[Eli Double Tap]

We can go to the after show if we want.

[King Trout]

We're going straight to the after show.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, wait, wait. Where do we find you, you beautiful

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

son of a bitch? So best way to support the channel, head over to kingpixmedia.com, click the merch, drop down. K I N G P I X M E D I A Kingpix Media and Kingpix Media TV on YouTube and Instagram, but also Kingpix Media on Twitch and Kick. And generally, like I said, I stream I every day. Every day. I knock out two hours. I do everything from political discussion to gaming. We've been doing a lot of Call of Duty lately, but I've been. I've been really consistent with it. Trying to build up the stream. So Discord. I don't know how to share. Like, I guess I'll talk to you more about the Discord stuff. Stuff still kind of new. They're still trying to figure it out. We got about 200 members now, but trying to build that out. But yeah, mainly the stream and then Instagram.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude has been an absolute pleasure. We always love when you're around.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Always.

[Eli Double Tap]

Awesome. You're finally on episode. But you have been here.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

As I've been to everybody's house. I've been to this house. But you've been here before.

[King Trout]

We proved it. You. You've been to the unsubscribed podcast house before. We prove proved it. Yep everybody knows it just got lost in the sauce.

[Eli Double Tap]

Liar.com.

[King Trout]

He'll figure it out. Thank you once again for tuning in to the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined once and always by Eli Double Tap, the fat electrician Chris AKA King kingpix Media don't do that.

[Eli Double Tap]

You got Darnell the put his head down.

[King Trout]

Do not do that. Don't.

[Nick the Fat Electrician]

Sorry Mom. And also we gotta wrap this up.

[King Trout]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[King Trout]

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[Nick the Fat Electrician]

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